435 - Little Moments With Meghan Markle

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Speaker 8 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan Show, our final show that will be released on Thursday.

Speaker 12 I know many of you, your routine has been disrupted. You are angry.

Speaker 13 You are confused.

Speaker 15 We are back to Saturdays after this week.

Speaker 17 We had some scheduling things.

Speaker 15 We put the show out for a couple of Thursdays.

Speaker 19 Deal with it.

Speaker 20 People are dead out there.

Speaker 21 You're lucky you're alive.

Speaker 17 Gavin Newsom

Speaker 23 has just stepped into the ring here as a podcaster.

Speaker 25 He's decided that governor

Speaker 15 has not been as successful as it should be.

Speaker 12 He's now podcasting.

Speaker 27 He's this, by the way, he's clearly copying me.

Speaker 30 I had Steve Bannon on.

Speaker 31 He had Steve Bannon on.

Speaker 33 He's literally copying me.

Speaker 34 The governor of California, Gavin Newsom.

Speaker 37 Now, by the way, we don't, this is not what politicians should be doing is starting podcasts.

Speaker 30 No one wanted this.

Speaker 14 No one who's sitting in an ash heap in Altadena wants him on a podcast.

Speaker 39 They want him to run the state.

Speaker 27 You just, you have a job.

Speaker 42 You have a job.

Speaker 43 It's the governor of California.

Speaker 44 That's a hard job, right? He keeps saying it is.

Speaker 10 The state's very big.

Speaker 45 It's the seventh largest economy in the world or whatever he's saying.

Speaker 37 How in God's name do you have the time to do a podcast?

Speaker 12 Can you imagine launching a podcast in the ash heap

Speaker 29 of your state?

Speaker 49 He's now doing a podcast.

Speaker 47 Is he going to have ads?

Speaker 19 Is he going to read ads?

Speaker 38 Is Gavin Newsom going to read ads while people try to find housing in his state?

Speaker 40 Now, I will do his podcast because it does no good for me not to do it.

Speaker 35 I have things to promote.

Speaker 42 But I disagree with him starting one, but I've reached out so that I can do it because I should be doing it and he should come on here to promote it if he's going to go that route, which I don't think he should.

Speaker 55 But he's already here.

Speaker 29 He's already here and he's already copying me with Steve Bannon.

Speaker 39 And his theme song is insane.

Speaker 58 This is the weirdest thing ever.

Speaker 38 They, you know, we went through the last election cycle.

Speaker 61 They're like, podcasters have too much power.

Speaker 54 And maybe that's true.

Speaker 59 But the goal is not to join the podcast world, it's to be a better governor.

Speaker 37 Gavin Newsom's like, if I can't beat him, I will join them.

Speaker 19 I will, I will do a podcast.

Speaker 55 You won't be able to talk shit about me now.

Speaker 45 I'm doing a pod.

Speaker 41 It's the most insane

Speaker 35 thing I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 35 Let's play a little bit of this and play this fucking theme song, which is terrible.

Speaker 68 I don't know who's advising him.

Speaker 69 This is Gavin Newsom.

Speaker 69 And this is Steve Bannon.

Speaker 72 Well, Steve, thanks so much for taking the time to be here.

Speaker 71 And I want to take this opportunity to sort of, you know, go back a little bit and talk about your history, a little bit about your motivations.

Speaker 32 And what are you saying?

Speaker 73 We did a better interview with Steve Bannon.

Speaker 64 The point point is this.

Speaker 27 What is that

Speaker 68 song?

Speaker 74 And then this is Gavin Newsom.

Speaker 10 So what he's trying to do is it's a relaunch of himself.

Speaker 45 This is what people do.

Speaker 53 There's nothing wrong with it. We understand it.

Speaker 74 It is required.

Speaker 35 When you are in the public eye for many, many years, eventually people are going to get sick of you.

Speaker 76 or

Speaker 39 your policies contribute to their lives becoming a hell and they're angry.

Speaker 45 So you got to do a relaunch and come out.

Speaker 36 So that's the whole point.

Speaker 74 This is Gavin Newsome.

Speaker 34 Like all that other shit you heard about me, that ain't me.

Speaker 53 All the crime and the people with their knife to your neck after you walk out of the sushi restaurant, that ain't me.

Speaker 63 This is me now, the guy who's talking to Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 82 I'm the guy who's talking to people and I'm sitting in my nice uh spare room in a nice house that's gray.

Speaker 35 And this is me.

Speaker 42 I'm just a chill guy.

Speaker 35 Everything else ain't me.

Speaker 74 This is Gavin Newsom.

Speaker 63 And this is Steve Bannon.

Speaker 12 And somebody told him they're like, and then you got to say, and this is your guest.

Speaker 74 And he goes, and this is Steve Bannon.

Speaker 68 And then they have a talk or whatever.

Speaker 37 But this is what Gavin Newsom is now doing.

Speaker 38 Instead of running California, he's decided to do this podcast.

Speaker 85 And he might be better at this than the governor.

Speaker 54 I don't know.

Speaker 35 I would never tell someone to not follow their dreams.

Speaker 53 But I don't think it's just like the Olympics.

Speaker 35 The Olympics isn't a bad thing, but did anyone want the Olympics?

Speaker 60 Is anyone in L.A.

Speaker 42 going, you know what, we're missing the Olympics?

Speaker 35 We're missing the shot put.

Speaker 86 We want the Olympics.

Speaker 65 No, no, no.

Speaker 49 People want like, I don't know, to afford milk.

Speaker 35 And, you know, they'd like to not get like, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 54 raped on their way out of Pilates. No one wants the shot put.

Speaker 34 Nobody wants the Olympic. No one cares.

Speaker 39 If it was an extra thing, great.

Speaker 15 But people talk about the Olympics like that's what's going to save the state.

Speaker 64 They're like, well, the Olympics is coming, so they're going to figure it all out.

Speaker 54 They're going to get rid of those homeless people by the Olympic.

Speaker 22 This is what people say when you're in California.

Speaker 45 They go, well, right before the Olympics, they're going to get rid of all those homeless people because the Olympics are coming.

Speaker 53 So people are now putting their hope in the Olympics so that they're going to to clean up California because of the Olympic.

Speaker 21 By the way, there are islands of Tesla batteries floating in the Pacific, poisoning.

Speaker 42 I mean, the things that are happening here, the marine life that's dying, these surfers are all going to, it's all going to be like 9-11.

Speaker 92 Remember 9-11?

Speaker 50 They're like, oh, the air's safe.

Speaker 14 And then 20 years later, Jon Stewart had to go and scream at Congress because they all lied and everybody died of mesothelioma or whatever.

Speaker 57 It's going to be the same thing.

Speaker 63 It's going to be a bunch of fucking surfers in 10 years be like, they said the water was safe to surf.

Speaker 10 And they're all going to be fucking dying because they all lied to these poor fucks.

Speaker 95 And that's all there is to do out here is to surf.

Speaker 54 That's the only thing.

Speaker 64 It's, you know, you take that away from this state, from the coastal California region.

Speaker 81 These people are going to be. So they're, and they're back in the water.

Speaker 45 They don't care.

Speaker 48 They're back in the sludge, lithium-ion.

Speaker 45 Tesla battery water.

Speaker 96 They don't care because what else are they going to do?

Speaker 48 Their governor just started a podcast.

Speaker 74 This is Gavin Newsom.

Speaker 43 And by the way, once he got 9,000 views on the Bannon app, not good.

Speaker 36 Not good.

Speaker 74 This is the M, these are the MD Foodie boys.

Speaker 97 It's Gavin Newsom.

Speaker 32 Hello, Trev Perm.

Speaker 95 I'm the governor of California.

Speaker 98 Have you ever had avocado?

Speaker 57 What's,

Speaker 42 I gotta, I gotta speak about this here

Speaker 12 because

Speaker 30 I've been watching the Musk thing

Speaker 100 with detached curiosity.

Speaker 35 And the reason I'm doing that is because I fully don't understand what's happening or why Donald Trump is turning his presidency over to this guy who's one of the least likable people I've ever met in my life.

Speaker 45 I've only met the guy once, and he was lovely to me for the moments that we were together.

Speaker 31 We're not together a very long time.

Speaker 106 It was one New Year's party. I met him.

Speaker 54 But when I see Elon Musk, I don't see a likable, charismatic guy.

Speaker 43 I see probably a brilliant, but very autistic, strange, weird kind of man-child running around on ketamine with a chainsaw.

Speaker 60 This isn't what anyone elected.

Speaker 10 I don't understand why Donald Trump, who is charismatic, who is a salesman, whatever you think of him, is turning his presidency over to this guy who's now hawking Teslas on the White House lawn.

Speaker 85 Play a little bit of this

Speaker 83 scene here.

Speaker 39 And this is obviously Elon Musk because of all the controversy surrounding his cuts, which I think are going to be a big problem for Republicans.

Speaker 83 And I'm going to talk about why in a minute.

Speaker 28 But because of that, he's facing there's protests.

Speaker 64 There's people that are like, I don't know, lighting Teslas on fire and Europe.

Speaker 97 So Donald Trump comes out and goes, well, I'm going to support Elon by, I don't know, doing this kind of strange car commercial that I don't fully grasp here.

Speaker 108 And

Speaker 109 let's see what this is.

Speaker 110 This is a different panel that I've had.

Speaker 111 Everything's computer.

Speaker 110 Hello, President Trump. Are you looking to buy or lease today? I'm going to buy.

Speaker 111 And I'm going to buy because, number one, it's a great product, as good as it gets.

Speaker 111 And number two, because this man has devoted his energy and his life to doing this, and I think he's been treated very unfairly by a very small group of people.

Speaker 110 This is bulletproof.

Speaker 110 I mean, look,

Speaker 111 in terms of imagination, I think I have a great imagination. Who else but this guy would design this? And everybody on the road is looking at it.
It's amazing, actually.

Speaker 111 As soon as I saw it, I said, that is the coolest design.

Speaker 111 Do you agree with that, Brian?

Speaker 110 I mean, it's amazing. Very cool.

Speaker 111 You got to give him credit.

Speaker 110 We want the future to look like the future. And it's kind of, what kind of truck would Blade Runner drive? That was the design I did.

Speaker 52 I mean, this is the problem with these people. What kind of truck would Blade Runner drive?

Speaker 73 I mean, we're just handing the whole entire world over to like fucking nerds and freaks.

Speaker 106 We want the future to look like the future.

Speaker 75 First of all, the Cybertruck's disgusting.

Speaker 64 We can all kind of admit that.

Speaker 112 It's a heinous looking car.

Speaker 61 They explode.

Speaker 9 They go into trees and they explode and stuff.

Speaker 54 They're not good looking.

Speaker 14 They don't look dignified or classy on the road.

Speaker 64 I don't know who that appeals to.

Speaker 106 Now, I understand there's man children out there that want to fly rockets to Mars because they can't fly their penis into a vagina.

Speaker 42 Now, that's not really,

Speaker 105 you know,

Speaker 32 I don't know how to describe, you know, whatever.

Speaker 60 Like,

Speaker 29 I understand thinking this guy does cool shit.

Speaker 35 And I understand to some degree, like,

Speaker 80 whatever,

Speaker 101 liking that he's, you know, some type of disruptor.

Speaker 28 What is happening right now to any intellectually honest person, of which there are very few in this world, I'm the only, maybe the only one worth listening to or worth giving your money to, to be honest.

Speaker 32 I wouldn't lie to you.

Speaker 89 But I'm telling you right now, this is

Speaker 77 the grossest and cringiest shit anyone has ever seen in a very long time.

Speaker 32 This isn't cool.

Speaker 42 It doesn't look cool.

Speaker 37 This guy running around the government slashing things.

Speaker 66 And then, you know, they're talking about Medicare and Social Security.

Speaker 61 If you look at the realignment in American politics, this has been said by a lot of people, including Steve Bannon.

Speaker 14 A lot of the people that depend on Social Security and Medicare voted for Donald Trump.

Speaker 38 They voted for Republican.

Speaker 13 In fact, people with four-year college educations and higher than average incomes, a lot of them aren't really depending on those programs.

Speaker 14 A lot of them voted for Kamala.

Speaker 86 There are Trump voters that will be hurt badly.

Speaker 44 And even if there weren't, it's morally not right to eliminate.

Speaker 21 I'm not saying you can't get rid of waste, fraud, and abuse.

Speaker 64 I think most people would be on board with that.

Speaker 31 But cutting Social Security or Medicare, Medicaid, you have a lot of Republicans on those programs.

Speaker 57 And you have the richest guy in the world doing it.

Speaker 78 You're trying to make a case why these cuts are necessary.

Speaker 50 You have the richest richest guy on earth

Speaker 41 with 15 children

Speaker 48 running around with a chainsaw telling people why this is good.

Speaker 81 Are Republicans totally not freaking out?

Speaker 35 Is there not anybody there going, this is shaping up to be a big problem?

Speaker 38 This looks weird.

Speaker 102 This isn't what anyone voted for.

Speaker 35 Nobody really voted for Elon Musk to be running around the White House with a chainsaw.

Speaker 89 Is that crazy to say that this

Speaker 122 now, I think Trump, and I've said it before, sees these guys coming a mile away.

Speaker 10 He's a casino guy from Queens.

Speaker 35 He has political instincts.

Speaker 8 He's, you know, he's a brawler.

Speaker 13 He understands.

Speaker 68 the value of building people up.

Speaker 15 Sometimes he understands the value of

Speaker 119 hanging them out to dry, too.

Speaker 78 He understands fall guys.

Speaker 43 We've gone over that.

Speaker 102 I fully don't know what this is.

Speaker 96 I think a lot of people don't know what it is.

Speaker 50 I think Trump likes him.

Speaker 42 He's really rich.

Speaker 43 He's the wealthiest guy in the world.

Speaker 28 He's an incredibly powerful guy.

Speaker 64 He owns an incredibly powerful social media platform.

Speaker 75 He certainly is a visionary guy.

Speaker 124 But this vision isn't good.

Speaker 37 This makes people people

Speaker 12 incredibly uncomfortable and by the way increasingly i think that's republicans that are looking at this going what is this

Speaker 77 what is this

Speaker 32 is that the deep state park rangers is that what anyone thought the deep state was is going into firing a bunch of park rangers now listen i'm against national parks truly i don't care about them I don't, I think that a lot of people go in there and they end up dead because

Speaker 26 I think a lot of people that are really over the top into nature are actually very sick and twisted and hate human beings and want to kill others.

Speaker 45 That's all. And I've said that before.

Speaker 15 I'm not saying you can't be into nature, but to be overly into it, I think is actually a problem.

Speaker 83 That's my own belief.

Speaker 125 Now,

Speaker 80 you have

Speaker 62 they're they're slashing all of this stuff.

Speaker 56 You know,

Speaker 102 no one thought the deep state or the swamp was like veterans

Speaker 128 who were like working as national, working as park rangers.

Speaker 81 Nobody thought that was the deep state.

Speaker 102 Mr.

Speaker 15 Musk is still committed to his own super PAC, which has now spent $6 million to support a conservative candidate in the Wisconsin Supreme Court election next month.

Speaker 38 He spent close to $300 million on the presidential race last cycle, almost all through America PAC, which he founded last year.

Speaker 61 He's become the biggest donor in American political life and right-wing politics.

Speaker 67 He's the most powerful person in the world.

Speaker 102 And also, he's a guy that believes that we have to go to Mars and merge with AI and no longer be humans.

Speaker 39 And no one seems to question that.

Speaker 48 Everybody seems to go, that's cool.

Speaker 38 I mean, literally, Elon Musk has said, no, no, no, in order to defeat AI, we have to merge with it.

Speaker 32 We have to literally alter our humanity.

Speaker 75 This is legitimately what he believes.

Speaker 50 That's not a conspiracy.

Speaker 77 That's what he believes.

Speaker 45 Nobody brings it up.

Speaker 40 Nobody really brings it up.

Speaker 104 I don't think populism, as has been described, includes merging with machines and going to Mars.

Speaker 38 I don't think that's what anyone envisioned that populism was, by the way.

Speaker 122 And all these tech people, as Bannon said and other people have said, and I've said, these people were Democrats until 15 minutes ago.

Speaker 45 They don't give a shit about anything.

Speaker 45 They don't really care about politics.

Speaker 32 They want to leave Earth.

Speaker 38 The less money for Social Security, the more money he can build rockets to leave the planet.

Speaker 51 That's all they're trying to do.

Speaker 12 So it's a huge, massive mistake for Donald Trump to turn over his presidency to Elon Musk.

Speaker 105 I don't know why this is happening.

Speaker 131 I don't know why it's happening.

Speaker 15 And I disagree with close friends of mine who think Elon Musk is, you know, the savior of,

Speaker 132 this is Jesus.

Speaker 14 If Jesus came back, he'd be Elon Musk.

Speaker 24 He'd come through South Africa and design cars that don't need gas and buy X.

Speaker 28 That's what Jesus would be.

Speaker 132 I have friends that think he's Jesus.

Speaker 35 That Jesus is back.

Speaker 132 Well, this is what Jesus looks like now.

Speaker 45 Elon Musk.

Speaker 99 The guy's a billionaire who wants to go to Mars and normal people are going, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 33 I can't get a knee operation.

Speaker 123 This idea of like reigning in billionaires and Wall Street and Plutocrat.

Speaker 68 And where's that Epstein's list, by the way? Where's that?

Speaker 19 You ain't seeing that.

Speaker 45 Where's that list?

Speaker 49 The Republicans now control all of the government.

Speaker 86 Now, I know, I'm not stupid.

Speaker 120 Are there factions that are against them and working against them?

Speaker 31 Absolutely.

Speaker 53 But how long can you blame that?

Speaker 47 Truly, how long can you blame all of this hidden power structures and everything?

Speaker 125 At what point do you hold the people accountable that you elected?

Speaker 68 And say, yeah, I guess they're not really serious about releasing that list, which I never thought they were, by the way.

Speaker 35 All this stuff that you think you're going to find out, and you think you're going to find out how it all worked, and then you're not.

Speaker 32 That's why I've told all of you, always,

Speaker 10 this show is entertainment.

Speaker 102 Whether I'm right or wrong or in the middle, all you're getting out of any of these things is entertainment, including your own government.

Speaker 30 By the way, there is not going to be, you're not going to be saved.

Speaker 54 There's not going to be, can the government do some good things?

Speaker 32 Absolutely.

Speaker 106 Like, like, like supporting poor people, veterans, providing a national defense, making sure the country has a border, making sure the economy is somewhat reasonably fair.

Speaker 22 Yes.

Speaker 77 You're not, this isn't a movie where the movie ends with Elon putting you on his spaceship and going to Mars.

Speaker 102 You're not going to Mars.

Speaker 77 I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 28 These people are also the elites, which people people talk about the elites, the elites.

Speaker 104 And I've talked about it myself because the elites are completely out of touch, but these elites are also out of touch.

Speaker 54 It's also out of touch to think that the biggest issue is who let's go to Mars.

Speaker 36 That's also out of touch.

Speaker 45 That's not in touch.

Speaker 56 Go talk to a working family.

Speaker 123 They can't put food on the table.

Speaker 82 See how many times they mention Mars.

Speaker 85 I guarantee it's not at all.

Speaker 125 Go speak to a mother.

Speaker 35 whose house just printed down at Altadina and ask her about Mars and how often she's thinking about Mars.

Speaker 86 She's not.

Speaker 57 Ask her at what point is she's thinking a lot about the Neuralink chip.

Speaker 40 She's not.

Speaker 54 These aren't bread and butter issues that people give a shit about, by the way.

Speaker 105 They're just not.

Speaker 32 They're not.

Speaker 51 People want a border.

Speaker 137 They want law and order.

Speaker 138 They want to, you know, these, it's not, they're not trying to like.

Speaker 34 Like, you know, chip themselves and their kids.

Speaker 10 That's not a big issue, but that is the issue to these people, to guys like Elon.

Speaker 139 it is the issue.

Speaker 97 I just think it's a huge mistake.

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Speaker 43 I also think this guy, the Gaza guy,

Speaker 102 oh God, I always fuck up these names.

Speaker 92 Khalil, is it Khalil Mahmoud?

Speaker 21 What is it?

Speaker 127 Mahmoud Khalil.

Speaker 134 Oh, stop it.

Speaker 40 I was close enough.

Speaker 45 Mahmoud Khalil?

Speaker 22 Is it?

Speaker 89 That's, well, isn't that what I said?

Speaker 89 That's what I said.

Speaker 127 Mahmoud Khalil,

Speaker 40 this guy.

Speaker 56 Now, listen, I don't...

Speaker 102 I don't know this guy. I don't know if I'd agree with the things he says.

Speaker 15 I don't know what he says.

Speaker 102 But I know he was the, he was

Speaker 15 doing a protest at Columbia University.

Speaker 35 Remember these protests, these encampments that all these kids had?

Speaker 54 I went to one of these at UCLA.

Speaker 122 I was curious.

Speaker 77 I just walked in.

Speaker 38 And of course, people were taking photos of me.

Speaker 119 They were

Speaker 63 thrilled to meet me.

Speaker 35 And I said to them, I said, you're not Hamas.

Speaker 83 You don't have it.

Speaker 51 Because immediately you should have kidnapped me.

Speaker 40 But instead, they were taking photos and selfies with me.

Speaker 38 And I'm like, oh, if you're taking photos with a podcaster, you don't have, but maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 54 Maybe Hamas would have too.

Speaker 60 Maybe if I met Hamas, they also would have said, oh, my God, I know him.

Speaker 83 And maybe I don't know.

Speaker 54 All I'm saying is that

Speaker 20 I think this is a bad precedent to set.

Speaker 123 And I don't think that the federal government should be detaining people based on

Speaker 32 speech.

Speaker 35 Now, listen, did they break laws at the encampment?

Speaker 108 Absolutely.

Speaker 10 Did they occupy an area?

Speaker 122 Short.

Speaker 120 Is that going to be part of the government's argument?

Speaker 14 Yes, that this guy's a Hamas supporter.

Speaker 66 Listen, it's a very

Speaker 45 you're you're on shaky legal ground.

Speaker 118 If

Speaker 116 somebody, you know, people support all kinds of things in theory with their speech, okay?

Speaker 127 And all of them aren't necessarily good.

Speaker 10 In fact, most things people say are insane.

Speaker 54 That's number one.

Speaker 41 Most things

Speaker 10 people say are insane.

Speaker 129 I have threatened to kill members of my family.

Speaker 123 I have threatened this government and others.

Speaker 81 I have threatened people's children.

Speaker 59 I have threatened their pets.

Speaker 28 I have threatened people's businesses.

Speaker 14 I have threatened directors, producers, agents, managers, business managers.

Speaker 88 I have threatened friends.

Speaker 51 I have threatened colleagues.

Speaker 59 I have threatened acquaintances.

Speaker 43 I have told lies about

Speaker 66 things to people in order to make them fearful and afraid, in order to make them feel worse about their lives.

Speaker 43 I have said things that other people didn't say about them to them to punish them, to hurt them, to make them feel bad.

Speaker 59 I have created realities that don't exist to hurt and destroy other people.

Speaker 11 This is what is done.

Speaker 100 So I don't think that every word said has to be tried in a court of law.

Speaker 108 Most things people say aren't say it doesn't matter.

Speaker 63 I've lied about having cancer.

Speaker 127 I've lied.

Speaker 41 I've lied to people about my life.

Speaker 125 I've said I've had more money than I've had and less money than I've had.

Speaker 37 I've said I was attracted to people I wasn't.

Speaker 85 I've said I wasn't attracted to people that I was.

Speaker 80 I lied.

Speaker 37 I lie because it's the human condition to say insane shit.

Speaker 43 That's what we do.

Speaker 37 You can't just hang someone for saying crazy shit.

Speaker 63 I might support Hamas if I'm wronged by a Jew.

Speaker 57 And if I'm wronged by a Muzzie, I will support the Jews.

Speaker 60 It doesn't matter.

Speaker 92 I should be able to live in that space.

Speaker 64 I've been a Hamas supporter when I see what Netflix is going to pay me.

Speaker 32 I I go, what is wrong with them? Jesus Christ.

Speaker 89 I'm asking for something.

Speaker 102 But then I also, but then when they do something nice for me, I become a supporter of the Jews and I don't like Hamas anymore.

Speaker 54 We all like Hamas occasionally.

Speaker 68 Anyone with a landlord is a little bit of a Hamas fan from the end of the month through the beginning of the month.

Speaker 101 But then you don't like Hamas after the 3rd of January.

Speaker 81 But on the 2nd of January, all of us kind of support Hamas.

Speaker 115 Everyone does.

Speaker 34 If you're in the business I'm in and you audition for something, if you don't hear for a week, you sort of support Hamas.

Speaker 54 But then when you get the role, you understand that Hamas is a barbaric terrorist organization.

Speaker 41 Do you see what I mean?

Speaker 200 I've supported al-Qaeda and then I've been against them. It's my right.

Speaker 28 It's my right.

Speaker 58 Some of those training videos looked fun.

Speaker 58 Sometimes it is fun to just train in the desert.

Speaker 32 I don't know what it's for.

Speaker 19 Khalil was born and raised in Syria, and his Palestinian grandparents were removed from their homeland according to his lawsuit.

Speaker 12 He came to the U.S.

Speaker 38 on a student visa in 2022 to pursue graduate studies at Columbia.

Speaker 58 Now, here is the other thing, and I'm totally with the bannon on this point.

Speaker 120 I think we need to educate Americans.

Speaker 9 I think we need to have Americans getting into higher education.

Speaker 12 I need to think we need to stop giving up on American citizens.

Speaker 64 I think we need a moratorium on immigration for everybody, by the way.

Speaker 77 Low skill, high-skilled, Elon's indentured servants, he wants to bring over.

Speaker 62 I think that we deal with the people we have in this country now.

Speaker 64 We try to make their lives better.

Speaker 57 I also understand

Speaker 130 why you have foreign students come to America and learn about America. I get it.

Speaker 43 That's part of the soft power of the United States.

Speaker 120 I understand this.

Speaker 29 He served as a student negotiator, a role that had him speaking frequently with university officials and the press.

Speaker 32 What the hell does a a student negotiator do? Oh,

Speaker 15 more recently, he was among the pro-Palestinian activists, activists investigated by a new disciplinary body at Columbia University focused on harassment and discrimination complaints.

Speaker 96 So here's the thing: they want to deport him because of his,

Speaker 63 he has a green card, but he's a, I don't know, this is all immigration law, and I'm not a lawyer.

Speaker 45 I'm just talking about the general

Speaker 8 principle.

Speaker 96 The general principle is this.

Speaker 113 I understand if you're here and you commit a crime, you know, depending on the severity of the crime and depending on the circumstances, you're not in a good place.

Speaker 64 You don't have the leverage.

Speaker 128 But I'm just telling you right now, people say all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 35 That's the reality.

Speaker 99 I don't know.

Speaker 200 For example, in

Speaker 32 okay,

Speaker 26 a legal permanent resident can also be expelled for providing material support to a terrorist group, in which case the government doesn't need a criminal conviction to bring deportation charges.

Speaker 64 It really just depends on what he did with Hamas.

Speaker 54 What is he doing with Hamas?

Speaker 58 Is he texting Hamas?

Speaker 131 What is happening with Hamas and him?

Speaker 45 I don't know.

Speaker 43 But just saying, I like Hamas, I've said that.

Speaker 200 And it's, and I don't even support them.

Speaker 42 It's just something to say.

Speaker 200 I don't know.

Speaker 63 You can't, every word can't be like we're engraving it in stone.

Speaker 82 Like, oh my God, you mean this

Speaker 15 hold on the department of homeland security said the arrest was conducted quote in support of president trump's executive orders prohibiting anti-semitism alleging that khalil quote led activities aligned to hamas uh

Speaker 96 a designated terrorist organization now anti-semitism now i don't know what the executive order against anti-semitism is.

Speaker 41 Like, what will it stop me from doing?

Speaker 27 Like,

Speaker 159 can I, as an American citizen, be anti-Semitic?

Speaker 19 I'm a citizen.

Speaker 50 What exactly is the law?

Speaker 81 Is it only people that

Speaker 121 come to the country that are not allowed to be anti-Semitic?

Speaker 59 Or how does this work?

Speaker 43 I'm like confused about the law.

Speaker 59 That's a strange law to have.

Speaker 108 What is that?

Speaker 60 Is that one of the executive orders?

Speaker 137 He wrote like a million executive orders.

Speaker 54 One of them is like, don't be anti-Semitic.

Speaker 17 That's interesting.

Speaker 48 I'm just saying, I don't know if you can deport this guy

Speaker 101 just because,

Speaker 85 you know, he got into it a little bit at the protests.

Speaker 58 You know, because you start to get into the character. I would go to those protests.

Speaker 121 You'd have those non-binary Asians.

Speaker 14 They would dress like Hamas.

Speaker 140 And some of that was fun.

Speaker 37 It's fun to see people dress up.

Speaker 104 Now, obviously, there's geopolitical ramifications to it.

Speaker 63 I'm not an idiot.

Speaker 63 But here's what I mean.

Speaker 45 Look at this Cinderella, or Snow White, rather.

Speaker 77 This thing's, Disney's in big trouble here.

Speaker 50 And again, because you have Rachel Zegler, who's in Hamas, and Gal Godot, who's in the IDF,

Speaker 38 they're stars of the movie, and they're on both sides of the Middle East, and the both sides of the Middle East are conflict, and there's no fucking dwarfs, because Peter Dinklich.

Speaker 38 from Game of Thrones opened his mouth and said, this is fucked up having dwarves the movie called Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Speaker 33 So now we got

Speaker 41 a lot of pro-Palestine, a lot of pro-Israel, and no fucking dwarfs in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Speaker 54 So now Disney doesn't know what the hell's going on because Rachel Zegler is coming out and screaming from the river to the sea or whatever she does.

Speaker 41 And, you know, Gal Gado is doing her whole thing, you know,

Speaker 34 lighting infants on fire, and no, and there's no dwarfs.

Speaker 58 So my whole thing is, does it seem like a fun film?

Speaker 34 Does it seem like a fun film?

Speaker 45 I want to see dwarfs.

Speaker 171 I don't want the Middle East conflict.

Speaker 32 I want dwarfs.

Speaker 68 World politics have also come into play.

Speaker 18 Zegler has promoted Free Palestine on social media.

Speaker 61 At the same time, Godot, who is Israeli, has become an outspoken supporter of Israel on social media, as well as in a passionate speech.

Speaker 150 She delivered when she was honored at the Anti-Defamation League's annual summit in New York City, quote, never did I imagine that on the streets of the United States in different cities around the world, we would see people not condemning Hamas, but celebrating, justifying, and cheering on the massacre of Jews.

Speaker 68 So you have Rachel Zegler, who's like,

Speaker 20 she's just out there.

Speaker 10 She said, I hope Trump supporters never know any peace.

Speaker 45 Rachel, please.

Speaker 65 Now you have Gal Godot,

Speaker 35 who's out there, you know,

Speaker 135 with Netanyahu,

Speaker 63 hardcore, right-wing Israel stuff.

Speaker 91 And

Speaker 38 not a dwarf to be seen.

Speaker 108 So you, and is that them together?

Speaker 89 Show them, look how much they hate each other.

Speaker 58 Go up how much these hate each other.

Speaker 47 So these two are in this movie about

Speaker 60 Snow White.

Speaker 35 And Zegler said it's a whole rape thing.

Speaker 42 She's like, well, it's basically like a guy who stalks a chick.

Speaker 64 And why would we even make that movie?

Speaker 62 And then Peter Dinklich says we can't have any dwarfs.

Speaker 88 And then

Speaker 43 Gal Gal Godoga's, all the dwarfs should be played by Israeli hostages.

Speaker 33 Nothing here is good.

Speaker 57 I think they shelve it.

Speaker 23 I think they shove the thing and just scrap it.

Speaker 115 I think they scrap it. And what's going on with this ceasefire?

Speaker 32 Is it working? They're all killing still, right?

Speaker 42 These ceasefires, I mean, this is not even, I don't even pay attention to these ceasefires.

Speaker 50 This is the fakest thing ever.

Speaker 77 These ceasefires are the fake.

Speaker 117 This is when the worst couple you know says that they're actually that things have been good.

Speaker 34 No, no, things are good.

Speaker 42 Yeah, why?

Speaker 97 Because you're on a business trip.

Speaker 54 Everybody's going to fight over there forever.

Speaker 83 I don't mean Ukraine and Putin.

Speaker 127 I mean the Israel stuff.

Speaker 21 It's going to be difficult over there to have any type of ceasefire that's going to be enforced.

Speaker 15 It's going to be very difficult.

Speaker 70 Oh my God, trying to make progress with my finances has been a real problem.

Speaker 143 That's why I'm using Chime.

Speaker 144 Chime understands that every dollar counts.

Speaker 147 That's why when you set up a direct deposit through QIIME, you get access to fee-free features like overdraft coverage, getting paid up to two days early with direct deposit and more.

Speaker 148 Chime is banking done right.

Speaker 150 Open a checking account with no monthly fees and no maintenance fees.

Speaker 113 Get paid up to two days early when you set up direct deposit.

Speaker 152 With qualifying direct deposits, you're eligible for free overdraft up to $200 on debit card purchases and cash withdrawals.

Speaker 155 To date, Chime has spotted members over 30 billion.

Speaker 160 Open a checking account with no monthly fees, no maintenance, not to mention access to over 47,000 fee-free ATMs, more than the top three national banks combined.

Speaker 165 I mean, QIIME is the best.

Speaker 61 The QIIME futures I love most,

Speaker 74 I love getting paid two days early with direct deposit.

Speaker 167 24-7 customer support comes in hand because sometimes I'll have a question at three in the morning about my direct deposit.

Speaker 168 It's so amazing that they can answer it then.

Speaker 170 I'm working on my financial goals through Chime today, and I suggest you do as well.

Speaker 171 Open an account in two minutes at chime.com slash Tim.

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Speaker 118 Chime, feels like progress.

Speaker 176 California has millions of homes that could be damaged in a strong earthquake.

Speaker 181 Older homes are especially vulnerable to quake damage, so you may need to take steps to strengthen yours.

Speaker 185 Visit strengthenyourhouse.com to learn how to strengthen your home and help protect it from damage.

Speaker 190 The work may cost less than you think and can often be done in just a few days.

Speaker 193 Strengthen your home and help protect your family.

Speaker 196 Get prepared today and worry less tomorrow.

Speaker 199 Visit strengthenyourhouse.com.

Speaker 15 Let's look at this Megan Markle show because this is actually better than I thought. I didn't think I would enjoy this as much as I did, but here's why I like it.

Speaker 128 This woman

Speaker 9 who I have now a fondness for is criminally insane.

Speaker 13 And what's amazing about this show show and what makes it actually fun and interesting is the depths of her insanity reveal themselves throughout the program.

Speaker 40 Every person that she has on the show is someone that she hates.

Speaker 33 She doesn't have friends.

Speaker 137 Megan Markle doesn't have friends.

Speaker 51 And this is kind of why I respect her.

Speaker 59 Friends are not part of her overall goal.

Speaker 122 She has connections.

Speaker 25 She has

Speaker 35 people whose necks she can step on to get to the next level.

Speaker 14 She does not have friends.

Speaker 34 She does not care about other human beings.

Speaker 130 She only wants power.

Speaker 61 And the only way that she feels that she can get it is by leveraging her relationships with certain people.

Speaker 63 That's not friendships.

Speaker 62 And you see in the show that there are no friends.

Speaker 102 She wouldn't know what a friend was.

Speaker 161 Everyone is fearful of her.

Speaker 14 Everyone is cagey around her.

Speaker 13 She doesn't know what's going to happen.

Speaker 36 And what's interesting about her is the thing that launched her, which was this like crazy era of like identity politics run rampant, she actually brilliantly destroys in her show.

Speaker 18 Because if you came up with the picture of an annoying, insufferable white woman, it would be Megan Markle.

Speaker 62 If you came up with an out-of-touch, suburban white woman, it would be Megan Markle, even though she's not white.

Speaker 53 What I mean to say there is that Megan Markle in her own show proves that it is not about race.

Speaker 11 It is about the demon that lives inside of all of us and letting that demon out.

Speaker 60 But can we see that speech she gives that you just played there?

Speaker 87 Can we see that?

Speaker 54 If you haven't watched this show, it's impossible to describe not only how entertaining it is, but again, for all the wrong reasons, this,

Speaker 66 she's a very, very sick person.

Speaker 204 I just want to raise a glass to you, guys.

Speaker 204 This feels like a new chapter that I'm so excited that I get to share.

Speaker 196 All of that is just part of that creativity that I've missed so much.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 37 So that's the creativity she's missed so much.

Speaker 33 And the creativity is, you know,

Speaker 82 making, you know, pasta, because that's what the show is.

Speaker 9 She makes pasta for people.

Speaker 35 That's the creativity, by the way, she's missing.

Speaker 32 Making turmeric tea and honey.

Speaker 171 And she just kind of goes through the kitchen.

Speaker 156 It's a little moment. It's just a little moment.

Speaker 167 It's so simple and so quick.

Speaker 166 It's not about perfection.

Speaker 205 It's about the journey.

Speaker 70 We strive for joy.

Speaker 167 It's about happiness.

Speaker 149 Come on in.

Speaker 168 We want it to be cozy and remind you of home.

Speaker 156 We want it to remind you of home.

Speaker 144 I don't know where my autistic husband is.

Speaker 150 He doesn't know where he is.

Speaker 72 He's not allowed to see his family.

Speaker 144 I destroyed a monarchy.

Speaker 168 So we could have a little dish and you just take the cherry tomatoes, put them in a pan with a little garlic.

Speaker 205 And it's a family that's been around for centuries and I destroyed it. And you want to wilt the vegetables, which is actually different than stewing them.

Speaker 45 Stewing them, they lose all of their character, but when you kind of wilt them, they're halfway between fresh and stewed.

Speaker 9 And I killed his mother and I actually killed his father. They're both dead now.
His father's not dead, but his mother is dead.

Speaker 72 I mean, his grandmother is dead, but she couldn't bear to see what was happening.

Speaker 78 I also staged

Speaker 106 a chase in New York City, like the one his mother had. And I've actually worn sweatshirts that his mother wore.

Speaker 9 I'm a deeply sick person.

Speaker 39 And it's just about kind of whipping up a cake.

Speaker 3 And it doesn't have to be perfect.

Speaker 13 We're just using local honey and we fold that honey into the frosting and the kids love it.

Speaker 205 Little Archie loves it and Lily Bet.

Speaker 72 And they're going to say to me, what'd you do to daddy's family?

Speaker 144 And I said, I killed them.

Speaker 143 I killed them all.

Speaker 9 And I brought you all back to Santa Barbara.

Speaker 29 She's a sick bitch.

Speaker 127 Is there any interaction from this thing we can play to just give people a little idea of how genuinely unhinged?

Speaker 61 She is again, they've already green lit season two of this show.

Speaker 14 My special on Netflix will be out in April.

Speaker 64 I'm trying to get Megan to do a promo with me.

Speaker 119 She will not, I imagine.

Speaker 68 We are out to her people.

Speaker 75 I imagine it's going to be a no, but we are offering her that opportunity to laugh at herself because, again, I like her.

Speaker 64 This is what people don't get about me.

Speaker 5 I am here to appreciate humanity in all its forms.

Speaker 23 When you start judging people and becoming a moralist, the show gets very boring.

Speaker 139 I like her.

Speaker 102 What she has done, okay?

Speaker 22 What the world she has manifested is so impressive and so off the wall and insane.

Speaker 38 You can only actually sit back and kind of be in awe of her.

Speaker 32 In awe of her.

Speaker 59 She is full of the type of hate.

Speaker 56 That I find aspirational.

Speaker 81 Her hatred of other people, as soon as they walk into her home, I strive for that.

Speaker 38 I'm actually a big pussy.

Speaker 36 People come in. I talk a big game.

Speaker 86 I'm actually kind of happy to see most of them.

Speaker 25 The hatred in her eyes for these people is something that I aspire to.

Speaker 10 Because she doesn't want to have to prance around with Mindy Kaling.

Speaker 13 She wants to be much more famous than that. She wants to be much more famous than that.

Speaker 50 But the guests that she has gotten, she is not.

Speaker 117 She is unhappy with them.

Speaker 161 They walk in and she has hatred in her eyes.

Speaker 29 She goes, why do I have to do this?

Speaker 64 I'm better than this.

Speaker 206 And that's the attitude that gets you far in this business.

Speaker 35 If you can hate your circumstances enough to create new ones, you're going to do good.

Speaker 54 So I think that Megan will actually figure out a way.

Speaker 206 She'll get the things she wants.

Speaker 60 Yes, we all hate her, but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 58 She doesn't care that we hate her.

Speaker 130 You know why?

Speaker 32 She hates us.

Speaker 66 That's why she wins.

Speaker 94 She hates

Speaker 32 us.

Speaker 100 She hates us.

Speaker 29 She thinks we're pigs.

Speaker 38 We're disgusting. We don't know how to use fucking silverware.

Speaker 61 She thinks we're all Sieg Heiling in our backyard.

Speaker 59 We're just a bunch of fat Nazis who don't know how to make a proper cupcake.

Speaker 85 She hates us.

Speaker 61 She thinks we're pigs.

Speaker 60 And we should only see people like her behind glass.

Speaker 206 She's here to educate these fat, disgusting Nazi pigwives how to make a little pasta for the kid.

Speaker 133 Make a salad for the kid, you pig Nazi bitch.

Speaker 96 That's what she wants.

Speaker 85 She's here to help us.

Speaker 63 And it is her hatred of us.

Speaker 40 She loathes and abominates us.

Speaker 80 And it is why she succeeds.

Speaker 45 Most people would fall apart with the hate that Megan Markle gets, but it only fuels her because hate, when it hits hate, refracts.

Speaker 32 Doesn't work.

Speaker 54 Doesn't matter.

Speaker 28 She isn't trying to win a popularity contest.

Speaker 135 She has aimed her laser at some of the richest people on earth that feel good by making her dreams come true.

Speaker 137 She's not playing to Betty Bowling Alley or Fatty Boombatty or any of these people.

Speaker 81 She knows that if she gets the upper echelon to fuck with her, eventually it'll trickle down to the little pig people who she's just trying to, you know, get to start their own garden.

Speaker 40 Just start your own garden, you little pig.

Speaker 41 Just start your own garden.

Speaker 38 Oh, your son OD'd, make your own Narcan.

Speaker 130 We'll make it.

Speaker 116 I'll teach you how to make Narcan.

Speaker 10 That way you don't lose your other son.

Speaker 168 I make my own Narcan.

Speaker 13 It's so simple to make your own Narcan and just have it.

Speaker 171 It's so important right now because there's so many people ODing on fentanyl at a house party.

Speaker 168 You could just go downstairs to the basement with this Narcan and in several minutes, your son's friend is actually standing up and ready to go to the hospital.

Speaker 32 It's so important.

Speaker 62 It doesn't have to be perfect.

Speaker 72 We're not here because everything's going to be exactly the way we want it.

Speaker 168 Sometimes our son overdoses in the bathroom and we have to go in there with the Narcan that we've made.

Speaker 13 We can make our own Narcan.

Speaker 136 All right, let's watch a little bit of this.

Speaker 2 Including her pal, Mindy Kaling.

Speaker 204 I don't think anyone in the world knows that Megan Markle has eaten Jack in the box.

Speaker 207 It's funny, too, that you keep saying Megan Markle.

Speaker 175 You know I'm Sussex now.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 17 And what she's saying, what she's saying to Mindy Kaling is, listen to me, you fat bitch.

Speaker 17 See, this is what she's saying to Mindy Kaling. She goes, listen to me, you fat bitch.

Speaker 34 You know, she is such a monarch, Meghan Markle.

Speaker 30 And in the history of the world, the Meghan Markles of the world would be,

Speaker 149 you know, oppressing the Mindy Kalings.

Speaker 121 Because

Speaker 75 Megan Markle is like, listen, you bitch.

Speaker 124 My empire ran your shit for years.

Speaker 135 Don't bring

Speaker 131 don't, don't call me my fucking, my dead name.

Speaker 79 Don't call me my dead name.

Speaker 82 That's not my name in these streets.

Speaker 163 My name is Sussex,

Speaker 10 you bitch.

Speaker 108 Is there any other

Speaker 32 interaction we can say?

Speaker 207 And you go, no, I share my name with my children. Yes.

Speaker 204 And that feels so,

Speaker 207 I didn't know how meaningful it would be to me, but it just means so much to go, this is our family name, our little family name.

Speaker 77 would it mean a lot if it wasn't royal though

Speaker 89 would it mean as much do you see her eyes

Speaker 106 do you see her eyes she's doing an impression of a human being but the most interesting thing about megan markle is that she's not a human being never become a human hun honey bunny bear Don't ever become a human being.

Speaker 72 You will, you will, she'll be so unhappy as a person.

Speaker 106 The best version of Megan Markle is exactly the one you are seeing right now.

Speaker 33 She is completely,

Speaker 9 her lust for power, for status, for fame is so naked and so transparent.

Speaker 97 The demon inside of her is coming out of her eyes and she's trying to be a human being, only enough, just be enough of a human being for the show.

Speaker 57 But I mean, her own father's out there going, this bitch is out of control, but it doesn't bother her.

Speaker 121 Again, you would think someone's father on the thing going, going, she's terrible.

Speaker 138 You know, but it doesn't bother her.

Speaker 91 And I respect her.

Speaker 43 God, I respect her.

Speaker 15 Although, my father, given the chance, would probably be screaming, yelling how much I suck too.

Speaker 105 If I was fucking making pancakes at Santa Barbara, and I might be.

Speaker 50 But what she does

Speaker 41 so well,

Speaker 25 okay, and what has to be noted and what actually has to be respected,

Speaker 84 she actually

Speaker 53 remains

Speaker 19 above

Speaker 32 any

Speaker 32 meaningful

Speaker 30 human moment, any authentic human moment, which most people would have by accident.

Speaker 19 This whole, she has not one of them the whole time.

Speaker 101 Everything is forced and awkward and terrifying because it is just a way for her to get to that next level

Speaker 10 that she envisions this show is going to go on for four or five seasons.

Speaker 13 And at that point, she's going to have a Martha Stewart living.

Speaker 61 She's going to be in Target.

Speaker 65 And all these fat white women are going to walk in and buy all her shit.

Speaker 35 And she's going to be a big billionaire.

Speaker 21 And she's going to turn around to the royal family and say, fuck you.

Speaker 64 And she might be right.

Speaker 63 She might be right.

Speaker 140 Oh, my God.

Speaker 70 Trying to make progress with my finances has been a real problem.

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Speaker 150 Open a checking account with no monthly fees and no maintenance fees.

Speaker 113 Get paid up to two days early when you set up direct deposit.

Speaker 152 With qualifying direct deposits, you're eligible for free overdraft up to $200 on debit card purchases and cash withdrawals.

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Speaker 167 24-7 customer support comes in hand because sometimes I'll have a question at three in the morning about my direct deposit.

Speaker 168 It's so amazing that they can answer it then.

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Speaker 176 California has millions of homes that could be damaged in a strong earthquake.

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Speaker 190 The work may cost less than you think and can often be done in just a few days.

Speaker 195 Strengthen your home and help protect your family.

Speaker 196 Get prepared today and worry less tomorrow.

Speaker 199 Visit strengthenyourhouse.com.

Speaker 70 Oh my God, trying to make progress with my finances has been a real problem.

Speaker 143 That's why I'm using Chime.

Speaker 144 Chime understands that every dollar counts.

Speaker 147 That's why when you set up a direct deposit through QIIME, you get access to fee-free features like overdraft coverage, getting paid up to two days early with direct deposit and more.

Speaker 148 Chime is banking done right.

Speaker 150 Open a checking account with no monthly fees and no maintenance fees.

Speaker 113 Get paid up to two days early when you set up direct deposit.

Speaker 124 With qualifying direct deposits, you're eligible for free overdraft up up to 200 on debit card purchases and cash withdrawals to date chime has spotted members over 30 billion

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Speaker 74 I love getting paid two days early with direct deposit.

Speaker 167 24-7 customer support comes in hand because sometimes I'll have a question at three in the morning about my direct deposit.

Speaker 168 It's so amazing that they can answer it then.

Speaker 170 I'm working on my financial goals through Chime today, and I suggest you do as well.

Speaker 171 Open an account in two minutes at chime.com slash Tim.

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Speaker 118 Chime, feels like progress.

Speaker 176 California has millions of homes that could be damaged in a strong earthquake.

Speaker 181 Older homes are especially vulnerable to quake damage, so you may need to take steps to strengthen yours.

Speaker 185 Visit strengthenyourhouse.com to learn how to strengthen your home and help protect it from damage.

Speaker 190 The work may cost less than you think and can often be done in just a few days.

Speaker 193 Strengthen your home and help protect your family.

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Speaker 199 Visit strengthenyourhouse.com.

Speaker 116 Speaking of air travel, there are literal demons now on the planes.

Speaker 32 Literal demons.

Speaker 130 Literal demons on the flights.

Speaker 41 So,

Speaker 38 passenger swallows rosary beads on chaotic flight to Miami.

Speaker 19 The man also kicked a flight attendant.

Speaker 38 Him and his sister were traveling to Haiti to escape religious attacks of a spiritual nature.

Speaker 102 A satanic disciple had stowed away on a flight to Florida as one passenger saw it and something had to be done.

Speaker 82 Less than a minute after an American Airlines flight took off from Savannah, Georgia for Miami on Monday night, a passenger began yelling and shaking.

Speaker 131 Flight attendants initially thought he was having a seizure, but it turned out he was struggling because he believed a demonic spirit had invaded the cabin and at some point during the flight began swallowing rosary beads to ward that spirit off.

Speaker 131 As attendants approached the man, DeLange

Speaker 122 Delange, Augustin, 31, he kicked one of them in the chest so hard that the attendant tumbled across the aisle into a window on the other side of the plane.

Speaker 34 That's when the cabin crew realized that Mr.

Speaker 93 Augustine, who was traveling with his sister, was not having a medical emergency.

Speaker 38 His choices appeared purposeful, though difficult to describe.

Speaker 13 A special agent with the FBI wrote in the affidavit filed, the pilots turned the plane around when they heard the commotion and landed it safely in Savannah, but that was not the end of the episode.

Speaker 61 Disembarkation from the jet spiraled into chaos when Mr.

Speaker 18 Augustine stormed to the front of the plane and threw several wild punches at a flight attendant before the door had been opened.

Speaker 15 So this is a guy who's being possessed by a demon on the American Airlines flight.

Speaker 56 So just to let you know, that's also what you're contending with.

Speaker 51 It's not only air traffic controllers or overworked staff or busy airports or mechanical failure.

Speaker 10 It's demons on the plane now.

Speaker 53 It's a demon. He's a demon on the plane.

Speaker 101 Mr.

Speaker 122 Gutson told his sister to close her eyes and pray because Satan's disciples had followed him onto the plane and the Legion

Speaker 125 they didn't want him to make it to Haiti.

Speaker 41 Sounds fun.

Speaker 41 Sounds fun.

Speaker 97 So there's literal demons now on the plane.

Speaker 35 You can add this to the mix.

Speaker 83 People now, you know, I fly a lot.

Speaker 95 People tell me, they go, is flying safe?

Speaker 64 What's going on with flying?

Speaker 102 So now this is a fun thing to actually include.

Speaker 39 You can say, well, well, now actually there are demons on the planes.

Speaker 49 And those people are fighting a spiritual war in the air, 30,000 feet in the air.

Speaker 15 There are people that are being possessed by demons on the plane.

Speaker 167 That's going to have to be a question that's asked now as you go through airport security.

Speaker 150 Do you feel you are being currently possessed by a demon?

Speaker 32 No. Well, thank you.

Speaker 81 Do you have any liquids?

Speaker 65 Yeah.

Speaker 45 Is the laptop out of the bag?

Speaker 25 Are you currently being possessed by a demonic entity?

Speaker 43 Not that you're aware of.

Speaker 68 Okay, excellent. Thank you.

Speaker 54 Go through the metal detector on the right.

Speaker 138 No liquids.

Speaker 56 And if you're, and there's going to be a lot, there will be a line for people who are being possessed by a demon.

Speaker 14 By the way, there'll be a separate, like, you know how they have clear and TSA pre, there'll be a separate line for demonic possession where they'll just hand you a rosary and go, good luck.

Speaker 63 Can you imagine that?

Speaker 125 People on the ground in Savannah, they go, what happened to the plane?

Speaker 61 There was a demon on it.

Speaker 127 And they literally, and they go, what are you talking about?

Speaker 119 No, there was a demon on the plane speaking in demon language, trying to rid the demon by eating rosary beads.

Speaker 28 We had the land.

Speaker 35 That sounds like the biggest lie.

Speaker 54 They go, really?

Speaker 15 Did you drink and miss your flight? No, there was a demon that was trying to do an exorcism on himself in the plane.

Speaker 32 I mean,

Speaker 101 it really is getting to a point now where if you do not have to fly, just don't do it.

Speaker 63 Really don't do it right now.

Speaker 116 If you do not have to be somewhere, don't be there.

Speaker 64 I don't understand why you would go anywhere now.

Speaker 109 Is this one of these spam calls?

Speaker 51 No, it's someone else.

Speaker 45 But I'll tell you this.

Speaker 51 I hate the fact that I have to fly all the time.

Speaker 122 And it is something that I have to do.

Speaker 203 And there's a new,

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Speaker 54 U.S.

Speaker 29 unveils a new app for self-deportation.

Speaker 50 This is a new app where you, I think, you self-deport on the app.

Speaker 15 The Trump administration is repurposing a mobile application originally created to facilitate asylum appointments into a way for undocumented migrants already in the U.S.

Speaker 122 to self-deport.

Speaker 35 The app known as CBP Home allows immigrants to submit an intent to depart, which U.S.

Speaker 122 Customs and Border Patrol says offers them a chance to leave without harsher consequences.

Speaker 89 So basically they're like, just go on the app.

Speaker 120 Just go on the app.

Speaker 59 It can be, we could do it easy or hard.

Speaker 34 Hard is we have to go get you, but easy is you just go on the app.

Speaker 54 You go on the app and you click leave.

Speaker 39 Just click the icon that says leave, leaving.

Speaker 63 If they don't, we will find them and deport them and they will never return.

Speaker 77 And a statement of Homeland Security Secretary Christine Noam, that's the woman who shot her dog in the head, said that by self-deporting through the app, migrants may still have the opportunity to return legally in the future and live the American dream.

Speaker 79 And they should say that on the app, self-deport and then return legally later and live the American dream.

Speaker 60 I don't, what is the likelihood anyone's using this app to self-deport, by the way?

Speaker 45 I mean, because by the way, I don't think they have like,

Speaker 38 I don't think they have the resources to deport all these people anyway.

Speaker 42 So, who's on the app?

Speaker 125 Wouldn't you chance it instead of going, you're going to go on the app and click leave?

Speaker 203 Just go on the app. And then what happens, by the way?

Speaker 106 According to DHS, the app is meant to complement a $200 million domestic and international campaign calling for undocumented migrants to stay out and leave now.

Speaker 203 This stay out and leave now campaign.

Speaker 54 So you open open the app and it just goes, get out.

Speaker 45 What kind of app is a crazy app?

Speaker 92 Who designed that app?

Speaker 122 You open the app and it goes, stay out and leave now is the leave now and stay out is the campaign.

Speaker 96 So wait a minute.

Speaker 94 That's the whole thing.

Speaker 115 Like Trump's like, we're deporting everyone.

Speaker 65 It's just an app that some shitty guy in Silicon Valley created.

Speaker 108 Just some shitty app.

Speaker 76 This is all it is.

Speaker 54 Just it's just DoorDash for immigrants telling them to leave.

Speaker 55 Hey, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 90 What is this?

Speaker 55 That's all it is?

Speaker 94 So that's what what this whole thing was.

Speaker 76 He just wants to sell Teslas on a White House lawn.

Speaker 94 And then there's an app that's just, it's going to just, you're going to get a push notification to leave.

Speaker 45 You should be leaving.

Speaker 94 Are you leaving now?

Speaker 127 Are you leaving now? And stay out.

Speaker 38 And then once you cross the border, it goes and stay out.

Speaker 85 And then do you still have the app so you can track?

Speaker 63 Can immigrants track each other leaving?

Speaker 58 Is it like Venmo where you can see that I split a sandwich with someone?

Speaker 81 Is that the app?

Speaker 47 CBP home.

Speaker 66 Can I see if other immigrants like where they are in their journey?

Speaker 50 I'm like, oh, you said you would leave, but I see on the app, you're not.

Speaker 45 You're the dot.

Speaker 96 That dot hasn't moved.

Speaker 78 You're full of shit.

Speaker 19 I mean, what the fuck is this app?

Speaker 19 This is, by the way, this is why the tech community wanted to get in with Trump.

Speaker 43 They're like, oh, yeah, we're going to build the deportation app.

Speaker 20 Does anyone believe that any of this has any,

Speaker 32 that this is going to work at all?

Speaker 82 Submit intent to depart.

Speaker 94 View my departure and then verify departure.

Speaker 32 Make that bigger.

Speaker 56 View my departure.

Speaker 96 View your departure report from the this is so Orwellian.

Speaker 45 You should download it.

Speaker 89 Our buddies here watching.

Speaker 133 I mean, this is so crazy.

Speaker 45 View my departure

Speaker 66 and then verify my departure.

Speaker 81 Departing traveler, and it's just the the United States, and then it has arrows going up and then arrows going down.

Speaker 81 So that's what this whole thing is?

Speaker 78 That's what the whole thing is, is just

Speaker 88 this

Speaker 88 new

Speaker 29 application.

Speaker 57 That's so funny.

Speaker 11 That's so crazy.

Speaker 67 What does it say?

Speaker 106 Homeland Security overhauls its asylum phone app.

Speaker 15 Now it's for self-deportation.

Speaker 32 CBP.

Speaker 56 Oh, ratings and reviews on the App Store, 2.9 out of 5.

Speaker 45 Oh, let's go.

Speaker 66 Really bad to get an appointment.

Speaker 35 This app has several bugs that need to be corrected.

Speaker 34 In our case, we were a Cuban family that was stranded in Mexico with two minors since December 29th.

Speaker 45 There are four of us in total.

Speaker 54 We've been trying to get an appointment at the border for more than 10 days, but it always gives a different error.

Speaker 9 Well, that's probably by design.

Speaker 45 We have even completed the entire process.

Speaker 136 We finished after capturing, even the photo tells us that there's no capacity to serve four people.

Speaker 45 Go to the next app.

Speaker 43 I mean, this is a one-star review of the deportation app.

Speaker 32 By the way, who is reviewing the deportation app with five stars?

Speaker 63 Who's like, it made, yeah, it was able to be kicked out of the country easily and efficiently.

Speaker 54 Instead of Homeland Security knocking my door down, this allowed me to self-deport because my daughter said she was pro-Hamas at Columbia University.

Speaker 35 It was an easy, efficient process.

Speaker 34 Listen to this bug alert.

Speaker 57 Save button from profile does not work.

Speaker 44 App, app, bro.

Speaker 76 This goes, this is, this is like when I select edit traveler profile,

Speaker 57 the fields on the screen are filled out.

Speaker 56 No message shown.

Speaker 38 When I select again, edit traveler profile, the fields on the screen are empty.

Speaker 45 So it keeps, oh, it's so, it's so annoying to fill out your edit traveler profile again

Speaker 88 i mean

Speaker 108 yeah again people are angry and upset

Speaker 84 about this app this is how

Speaker 130 much we're living in a tech dystopia these people aren't even like mad they're leaving the country they're just they just hate the app

Speaker 104 that's how it all goes you'll we'll all just be reviewing an app at the end There's no other place for any of us to go except just to review an app and go, this doesn't really work.

Speaker 40 They'll be forcing us to kill ourselves with an app.

Speaker 200 There'll be a euthanasia app.

Speaker 78 There'll be an app for those suicide pods.

Speaker 41 And someone will go, you know, I got to be honest.

Speaker 43 I tried to get an appointment at that pod for three weeks in a row.

Speaker 161 The app just, it keeps clearing all the fields after I fill out the information.

Speaker 32 That's the world Elon Musk wants, by the way, where all you can do is review your suicide app.

Speaker 40 Because if you're not chosen to merge with AI and you won't be, then what happens?

Speaker 35 Then you go on the Suicide Pod app, you fill your information out, and

Speaker 45 you deport from Earth.

Speaker 56 If you think self-deporting from America is the only thing, you're out of your mind.

Speaker 79 You will be self-deporting from Earth, by the way.

Speaker 123 And these people are going to make it easy and efficient for you.

Speaker 129 They want to make it easy and efficient for you to end their life.

Speaker 39 I am telling you right now, and I like what Trump is doing with foreign policy.

Speaker 63 We got to get out of the Ukraine war.

Speaker 102 America's not the boss anymore.

Speaker 77 We share the planet with China and Russia.

Speaker 79 I know you might not like it and North Korea and Iran.

Speaker 54 We can't fight a war on three stages.

Speaker 39 I agree with a lot of what Trump's doing with foreign policy.

Speaker 35 It makes a lot of sense, even though people are yelling and kicking and screaming.

Speaker 35 On the domestic side, handing your presidency over,

Speaker 137 handing it over.

Speaker 45 to Elon Musk, who's running around with a chainsaw, potentially on ketamine, probably on ketamine,

Speaker 77 is the biggest mistake I've seen made.

Speaker 100 And this is the hubris.

Speaker 61 This is the hubris that allowed the Biden administration to do all the crazy things that got the Democrats thrown out of office.

Speaker 38 This is the hubris where you go, oh, we're going to run this octogenarian dementia patient, Joe Biden, until he gets out on the stage and literally dies in front of everyone.

Speaker 14 Then we're going to run Kamala Harris, his empty-headed secretary, the vice president, notwithstanding, no one knows what she did, not even her.

Speaker 66 The hubris that allows you to make that decision is the same hubris that allows you to just hand the federal government over to a guy that a lot of people in America already hate or will hate soon.

Speaker 65 This is the fatal flaw in humanity.

Speaker 14 And that's the reality.

Speaker 56 It's a great line from

Speaker 82 the show Louis, Louis C.K., the comedian's show.

Speaker 116 when Joan Rivers looked at him, he was complaining about something or other, and she said, know when you're lucky.

Speaker 163 Know when you're lucky.

Speaker 20 Nobody seems to be able to do that.

Speaker 32 Certainly nobody in the political world seems to know when they're lucky.

Speaker 21 They keep pushing, just like the Biden administration kept pushing.

Speaker 62 Trump is going to keep pushing.

Speaker 14 And people desperately want a sense of normalcy in this country.

Speaker 54 They don't want an open border.

Speaker 82 They don't want biological men competing in women's sports.

Speaker 35 They also don't want to live in a Christian theocracy.

Speaker 54 They also don't want

Speaker 101 Elon Musk taking a chainsaw to Social Security.

Speaker 35 They don't want the richest man in the world selling Teslas on a White House lawn.

Speaker 137 They don't want any of this.

Speaker 60 You know, most people just want normalcy.

Speaker 37 They want a sense of reality, of time, of purpose.

Speaker 58 And if the Conservative Party stands for anything, it should be able to give them that and slow the pace of change.

Speaker 127 It's the entire philosophy of conservatism is to slow the pace of disorienting and destabilizing change.

Speaker 50 And in fact, we've seen quite the opposite.

Speaker 66 We have a transhumanist with a chainsaw running around the White House screaming and yelling about the need to get rid of the Parks Department. I don't know that that's what anyone voted for.

Speaker 57 So at this point,

Speaker 66 right now, if there was an election tomorrow, I swear to God, even though she'd throw me in jail, even though she might execute me, right now, there is only one

Speaker 134 person

Speaker 133 who possesses the skill set to be the next president of the United States.

Speaker 66 There is only one person who has, I believe, the internal fire to be the president of the United States.

Speaker 43 And if you can defeat the monarchy,

Speaker 62 you can lead this country.

Speaker 43 So I'm endorsing, as of right now,

Speaker 201 Megan, the Duchess of Sussex, to be the President of the United States in three years

Speaker 59 because she can do it.

Speaker 50 She defeated Britain again

Speaker 45 single-handedly, okay?

Speaker 43 With a couple of magazine articles and a documentary.

Speaker 58 She has within her the demon

Speaker 58 that's needed.

Speaker 120 She can do it.

Speaker 68 I'm worried about where this administration's going.

Speaker 45 And we were all clearly worried about what the hell was going on with Joe Biden.

Speaker 81 But this bitch

Speaker 201 making her own honey in Santa Barbara, bringing Mindy Kaling's fat ass over to mispronounce her name.

Speaker 29 This bitch has it.

Speaker 38 Sorry she does.

Speaker 100 If the presidency in America is for someone that has to, by their very nature, have turned off some of their humanity

Speaker 59 and acts on instinct to preserve the greatness of an empire.

Speaker 34 Look no further than this bitch.

Speaker 87 I have fully and completely changed my mind about her.

Speaker 36 As she goes deeper and deeper into hell

Speaker 28 and fights

Speaker 94 All of the people, including me.

Speaker 36 I'm a big critic and she doesn't care.

Speaker 48 She's undeterred.

Speaker 11 That's what you need a president to be.

Speaker 78 She is completely,

Speaker 77 it doesn't matter to her what you think of her.

Speaker 42 She is a born leader.

Speaker 37 This is true.

Speaker 133 Yeah, is it based on anything?

Speaker 60 Are you wasting my time?

Speaker 89 Have you listened to me for eight years? Shut up.

Speaker 19 You know what this world is already.

Speaker 41 You know what this world is.

Speaker 94 Okay?

Speaker 41 You know what it is.

Speaker 32 She will beat China.

Speaker 44 She will beat them.

Speaker 102 The presidency is about nothing if it's not about little moments.

Speaker 67 It's not about perfection.

Speaker 156 It's about little moments.

Speaker 205 It's about celebrating yourself. It's about loving yourself.

Speaker 155 It's about family. It's about good friends.

Speaker 156 It's about little moments.

Speaker 15 That's what it is.

Speaker 45 I hope our overlords would do well to remember that.

Speaker 82 If not,

Speaker 97 I fear we're getting a dose of Megan.

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