432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade

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Speaker 42 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan Show. We are here every week for you, rain or shine.

Speaker 42 Planes landing on their front or on their back.

Speaker 42 $30,000, by the way. That's what Delta, that's what the criminals at Delta think it's worth if you land upside down

Speaker 42 like Batman the Ride from Great Adventure. If you remember that as a kid, I was in the commercial for Batman the Ride when I was like, I don't know, 11 or something.

Speaker 42 And I went on it like six times in a row. And it was great.

Speaker 42 And you would hang upside down and that was fun, but you signed up for that. Show the people Batman the Ride.
Remember that? That's when life was simple and good.

Speaker 42 You would go to Six Flags, Great Adventure, and you'd go on Batman the Ride.

Speaker 42 That was your goal when you were 13 years old.

Speaker 42 Not to better understand Hitler, which is now what 13-year-olds are doing. But what was he like?

Speaker 42 Let's just go to Great Adventure. Stop talking about Hitler all the time.
You're 14. But why did he do the things he did? Don't you ever wonder that? Enough!

Speaker 42 Let's go on the screen machine.

Speaker 42 So

Speaker 42 Batman the Ride

Speaker 42 is

Speaker 42 was a good ride.

Speaker 42 And my point is, if you're on a Delta flight, okay, and it lands upside down,

Speaker 42 you should get more than $30,000. You should get to fly free.
for the rest of your life on that shit airline, which is a shit airline, Delta. It is shit.

Speaker 42 By the way, like all American carriers, they're shit.

Speaker 42 And they treat you like garbage.

Speaker 42 And they treat their employees like garbage. And their employees in turn treat you like garbage.
Everyone's treating everyone like garbage.

Speaker 42 And the only reason you tolerate being treated like garbage on an American carrier is because you look at the employees and they look like they're being tortured too. You go, well, they look horrible.

Speaker 42 That woman has frazzled hair, and she's old, and she's limping down the aisle, and she's a cunt. But you know what? You go, she's had a horrible life.

Speaker 42 So I'll tolerate her being a bitch to me because her life sucks. It is a terrible, terrible, terrible thing to travel in this country.
And you should get to fly free. Delta should go, we will

Speaker 42 give you a ticket. You now, for the rest of your miserable lives, get to fly free on our shit airline that may or may not land, but you're in it for free.

Speaker 42 You don't have to pay to see a woman, a flight attendant with lupus, tell you that there's no more of the beef entree and you have to take the chicken bowl, whatever the fuck that is.

Speaker 42 So, I mean,

Speaker 42 let's get a nice video up of this accident. I want to see the landing and I want to see the plane flip over.

Speaker 42 $30,000. And Delta goes, oh, we'll give it to you with no strings attached.
You're damn right, you will, you whore.

Speaker 42 It's 30 grand. It's nothing.
I'm hanging from the ceiling of the plane because you flipped it over.

Speaker 42 $30,000 cannot do any. Now, I know I'm out of touch.

Speaker 42 Whatever. Don't comment.

Speaker 42 $30,000 is actually a good amount of money. No, it's not.
Not when you're almost dead, you dummy. Demand something for your fucking meaningless, worthless life.
Demand Delta.

Speaker 42 Delta's got more money than God.

Speaker 42 They can pay you more, but they almost killed you.

Speaker 42 They almost killed you on their shit plane.

Speaker 42 You were coming from Minneapolis to Toronto. You have a horrible life.
Unless you were living in Toronto and escaping Minneapolis, but whatever.

Speaker 42 Take this opportunity. This is the defining moment of your life.
Delta should give you everything they fucking have. Look at this.
Let's watch this.

Speaker 42 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 42 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 42 Oh no no no no no. Oh no no no.

Speaker 42 Oh no no no. Who the fuck is watching it? Oh no no no.

Speaker 42 Oh no no no

Speaker 42 there you go. 30 grand by the way.
$30,000.

Speaker 42 Play and I have it on my Instagram. If you can't find it anywhere else, there is a video of the people hopping out of the plane.
Okay, it's on my Instagram.

Speaker 42 I've set it to some music and that music is going to get us in trouble. So don't use the music.
Here it is.

Speaker 42 Now,

Speaker 42 this is the people, this is what Delta thinks $30,000 makes up for.

Speaker 42 You're being evacuated from the plane. And one of the flight attendants is smiling while she's doing this because they want this to happen and she's sick.
And she's actually happy this happened.

Speaker 42 And you should be too. You should be suing the fuck out of Delta.
If you have any lawyer that is at all a competent lawyer, they're telling you to tell Delta, fuck you, 30 grand. Fuck you.
Fuck you.

Speaker 42 I landed upside down. Are you fucking nuts? Are you fucking nuts? 30 grand?

Speaker 42 Because the plane landed upside down and it went on fire.

Speaker 42 At the last minute of the flight, you think it's all good and it's not. Now let's get one of the passengers up describing this.
These people are entirely too calm.

Speaker 42 They're entirely too calm and they're going to fuck their lawsuit up if they don't. When I was a kid, we learned one thing and one thing only.
You sue.

Speaker 42 You sue Morgan and Morgan. You sue no matter what.

Speaker 42 It was drilled into our heads. We had a pool in my backyard.
It was in-ground. Sorry.
Sorry.

Speaker 42 We had nothing else. My mother was a nut.
My father was a musician, but we somehow got an in-ground pool. Not above ground.
It was in the ground. My mother taught swimming lessons there.

Speaker 42 And she said, if somebody slips and falls on our pool deck, we're going to get sued.

Speaker 42 Do you understand that? They would say to me. Do you understand that? If you or one of your fat little friends falls on our pool deck, we lose this house.
They said it to me every night.

Speaker 42 They said it every night.

Speaker 42 If you, if a kid punched another kid, there would be a lawsuit.

Speaker 42 If you injured yourself on a camping trip with another family, there would be a lawsuit.

Speaker 42 Everything you did, there would be a lawsuit immediately one of my friends I forget he hurt himself it wasn't even serious okay

Speaker 42 but literally immediately after helping him my mother in the kitchen was screaming we're gonna get sued now now we're gonna get sued

Speaker 42 I grew up with the fear of litigation. The fear of litigation.
It is the most American thing. To sue someone, you bring them to court and you take what they have.

Speaker 42 It is American, as American as apple pie. When you were wronged by one of these companies, you sue the shit out of them.
People sue their friends in this.

Speaker 42 I know people that are in litigation with people they are friends with

Speaker 42 because lawsuits are good. And they make us who we are.
Do you understand that out there? Can you fucking get that through your head? Without lawyers and lawsuits, we are nothing.

Speaker 42 We don't even know who we are. We exist to sue each other and the companies we can.
If you can take what someone else has, you have to do it. You sue them.

Speaker 42 You serve them papers.

Speaker 42 Don't try it with me. I got great lawyers.
I got great First Amendment attorneys. Don't you try it with me, Megan Markle.
I'll get in a high-profile legal battle with you tonight.

Speaker 42 Don't try it with me, you hussy.

Speaker 42 Now,

Speaker 42 look at this fool.

Speaker 42 Play the fool. What are you doing?

Speaker 45 Like, were you injured?

Speaker 46 Just tell me how you're doing.

Speaker 47 I'm doing all right.

Speaker 42 No.

Speaker 47 My back is a little sore, but other than that, I'm good.

Speaker 47 Pretty relatively okay considering the circumstances. No, you're not.
Still kind of taking it all in.

Speaker 42 And yes, you are

Speaker 42 mental anguish.

Speaker 47 Otherwise, yeah,

Speaker 47 I'm doing all right. You're not.

Speaker 47 No one died, so shut up. I'm grateful for that.
Who cares?

Speaker 42 They could have.

Speaker 42 For sure. What are you grateful for, you idiot? This is how dumb they are.
Shut that off for a minute. Pause that for a minute.
What are you grateful for? What are you grateful for?

Speaker 42 The plane flipped off. God helped them interview me.
God helped them interview me. I saw God at the end.

Speaker 42 I saw God and he said you weren't ready. But but God said someone should pay for this.

Speaker 42 These fools, you're being handed a pot of gold. Shut up.
I haven't been the same since the accident. I cannot say.

Speaker 42 I ask me, just ask me, how have you been holding up? How have you been holding up? I'm going to be a person who is in the accident. How have you been holding up?

Speaker 42 Every moment, I feel it. I feel it.

Speaker 42 I feel the flipping. I feel the burning.
I smell the smoke. My body doesn't work anymore and my mind doesn't work.
And they're severed. It severed my body from my mind.
The accident.

Speaker 42 It severed my body from my mind.

Speaker 42 I feel as if I'm watching myself.

Speaker 42 That might be too much in hindsight. That might be.

Speaker 42 That might.

Speaker 42 I gotta find a middle ground. The problem with me with the acting is I go hard.
I go hard. I leave it on the field.
I leave it all on the field.

Speaker 42 But

Speaker 42 that bursts me too much. But it's somewhere between what I just did and what he just did.
Because he needs... This guy needs money.
What? He's got a ramen shirt? What is that? What's he doing?

Speaker 42 What kind of shirt is that? Is this a magazine? This guy needs money. He's a sweet guy.

Speaker 42 Here's the thing. People have these near-death experiences.

Speaker 42 They always learn the wrong lessons.

Speaker 42 Let me educate some of you fools. Okay.

Speaker 42 Everybody learns the wrong lessons. All these people go to Sedona, Arizona and take shrooms and have all these realizations.

Speaker 42 I go to Sedona, Arizona, take shrooms and go, why isn't there a four seasons? Why aren't we building? You know what I mean? You gotta, we're in the world that we're in.

Speaker 42 Stop pretending we're in this other realm. If there is one and we get there, great.
We'll deal with it then. But right now, we're in the earth, okay?

Speaker 42 And on the earth, we got lawsuits. Okay.
Stop having these transcendental moments with the news anchor on the fucking Canadian broadcasting company.

Speaker 42 Get your lawyer and sue the shit out of these people.

Speaker 42 All of these people have these near-death experiences and then they all go, well, it made me realize to appreciate life. No, no, no, no.
You were wronged. You are owed.
Point blank.

Speaker 42 I'm just happy I'm here. No, no.

Speaker 42 You're getting it all wrong. You're supposed to hold their feet to the fire.
It's Delta. They don't care about it.
You're a terrible company. They're terrible people.
They're terrible.

Speaker 42 They torture their employees. They don't care about anything.

Speaker 42 It's crazy. This is like if someone kidnapped you and kept you in a shed for a month and then they interviewed you and you're like, well, all's well that ends well.
That's not no.

Speaker 42 Let's see what else this bum has to say. These bums don't deserve money if they don't know how to fucking work it.
Work it

Speaker 45 maybe just start from as the plane is approaching tell us what happened

Speaker 47 so upon approaching the runway there was

Speaker 47 i i didn't seem to think anything felt off um you know like physically with the plane right there was no warning that anything was wrong either so came as a surprise to my knowledge or as far as Going in, I thought we were just about to land and everything was going to be completely fine.

Speaker 47 And then, so it wasn't until we actually like wheels hit the ground that I, that anything

Speaker 47 was off. And then obviously that was just when it all kind of happened.

Speaker 47 So we hit the ground,

Speaker 47 start to go on the right side of the plane, slid on the right side for a little bit, and then ended up upside down,

Speaker 47 hanging by the seatbelts.

Speaker 42 So this all, were you on the right side of the plane or the left side? Okay, this anchor is so dumb. All right, enough of this.
Get rid of this. I can't.
God, Canada.

Speaker 42 Canada's got some real dummies up there. No offense.
It's the end game of socialism in Canada, by the way. It's just, everything's just a corporate sterile hell.

Speaker 42 And obviously, I know it's not fully socialist or whatever, but I'm just saying this is what you get. You just walk by places that go wine bar, pizza, warm place.
Do you want to go to warm place?

Speaker 42 Do you like warm place? It's just all, and this is the citizenry, by the way. This is what you get out there.
Well,

Speaker 42 and the plane was doing good, and then it exploded.

Speaker 42 And then the news anchor is like, so were you, did you have the snack on the plane? Did you partake of the cookie?

Speaker 42 It's like, it's just the most banal. And I just got back from Canada.
We did a bunch of theaters up there. I love it.
Vancouver is stunning. I like Toronto.

Speaker 42 I like that it's becoming a very dark and criminal country with an elite that sort of runs drugs and traffics people and minerals. And I think that's fun.

Speaker 42 And the northern territories are very interesting to me.

Speaker 42 The Yukon and places like that You could go see the northern lights I didn't have the time whatever whatever bygones, but there are things about it that I like I don't like poutine.

Speaker 42 I think it's shit and You know, but I like it and I like that everyone came out for it this is Colin Cowherd from the herd with Colin Cowherd Are you trading S ⁇ P 500 or NASDAQ 100 ETFs?

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Speaker 4 Get ready for Malice, a twisted new drama starring Jack Whitehall, David DeCovney, and Carice Van Houten.

Speaker 11 Jack Whitehall plays Adam, a charming manny infiltrates the wealthy Tanner family with a hidden motive to destroy them.

Speaker 19 This edge-of-your-seat revenge thriller unravels a deliciously dark mystery in a world full of wealth, secrets, and betrayal.

Speaker 25 Malice will constantly keep you on your toes.

Speaker 28 Why is Adam after the Tanner family?

Speaker 30 What lengths will he go to?

Speaker 35 One thing's for sure, the past never stays buried, so keep your enemies close.

Speaker 38 Watch Malice, all episodes now streaming exclusively on Prime Video.

Speaker 42 Now, here's the thing, and I, again, I have to wade into this, and I don't want to, but I have to because it's my job. Hamas with the baby coffins.

Speaker 42 They did a whole pageant with the baby coffins or something. Now, I am, I have struck a very

Speaker 42 reasonable tone about this whole entire Middle East thing. My position has been the entire time, stop yelling.

Speaker 42 Now, that's been

Speaker 42 the consistent position that Tim Dylan has had on the Middle East. There's far too much yelling on all sides, screaming even, these people, all of them, about something or other.

Speaker 42 Now,

Speaker 42 Gaza's not doing well. They've had quite the bombardment,

Speaker 42 as you would say. Now, so then they had like this pageant.
They had like an event where they paraded these coffins around for the people in Gaza of these Israeli hostages that were killed.

Speaker 42 This is a terrible story and they were fucking babies. This is where you cannot defend what Hamas is doing.
Even if you think Israel is a monstrous whatever, apartheid, whatever.

Speaker 42 You cannot defend the killing of babies. It's not good.
No matter who does it, by the way. And I haven't defended Israel killing them and I haven't defended Hamas killing them.

Speaker 42 I don't think we should kill any of the babies. That's been the position of the Tim Dylan show for a very long time.
Okay?

Speaker 42 Okay.

Speaker 42 Advertisers that still won't come over here. I said no babies in the ditch.

Speaker 42 Now.

Speaker 42 But what went on here at this thing, and I'm, and can I say this?

Speaker 42 I'm all for

Speaker 42 gathering.

Speaker 42 Okay?

Speaker 42 I'm all for people gathering in public spaces. I've actually talked about the importance of that and the importance of community.
At nauseum,

Speaker 42 I believe that people should get together more. The tree lighting, the Christmas tree lighting, it's not that religious.
It's a fun seasonal thing. Okay?

Speaker 42 Now,

Speaker 42 but the baby coffin.

Speaker 42 Being paraded around, it just, it sends the wrong message, I think. It's very dark.

Speaker 42 If I showed up to

Speaker 42 whatever, a 4th of July parade, a Christmas tree light, anything that went on in the center of town, a farmer's market, and then these guys are doing the baby coffin walk, I would be offended by that.

Speaker 42 Do you understand what I mean? It's not good.

Speaker 42 This is not what you want when you all get together. I think

Speaker 42 instead of that, you do a local band.

Speaker 42 Now, we know the local bands aren't good. We all know that.
And they do covers mostly.

Speaker 42 But instead of walking around with the baby coffins, you get a local band and you get some food. No one's eating.
No one's eating. No one's drinking.
You need more of a festive environment.

Speaker 42 And I just think the

Speaker 42 baby coffins, I got to be honest,

Speaker 42 I don't think this peace in the Middle East is coming.

Speaker 42 I'm going to make a few predictions right now. And I know many people get mad at me because I'm always right.
This Elon insanity has to stop. We're getting to it.
We're getting to it.

Speaker 42 He's bombing up there at CPAC. Can Trump come back? The comic who's killing, please? And not the one who's bombing with a chainsaw.
Bombing with a prop. Not what we need.
That's not good.

Speaker 42 So we have Elon Musk, who is up at CPAC, bombing with a chainsaw and doing weird bits.

Speaker 42 Now, Steve Bannon, who's not a liberal and didn't love his little Nazi salute, I don't know why, and I'm going to interview him soon, and I like a lot of what he says. I don't know why he did that.

Speaker 42 I don't know why they're doing this Roman salute, and I'm not going to do it right now.

Speaker 42 But whatever they're doing, and I know people are trolling, and I know it's fun to troll, it's going to backfire. This stuff is going to backfire.

Speaker 42 This is the equivalent of the liberals when they were doing the crazy, like when the when the when the kente cloth came on and Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and all these idiots were genuflecting with the African cloth on and they were trying to establish their bona fides as the most woke people ever.

Speaker 42 Whatever trolling's going on with like the Seek Heiling and stuff like that, it's appearing cringe.

Speaker 42 Trump was elected, in my estimation, to fix an economy, to limit immigration, to curtail illegality with regard to immigration, with regard to the public safety in the streets, to reverse a lot of the DEI programs that people en masse don't agree with, including blacks and Hispanics.

Speaker 42 A lot of them want merit-based policies in America. They don't feel comfortable with quotas.
I don't think he was elected

Speaker 42 to make these. I know he wants to cut government, and that's fine, and I think that some of that's reasonable.

Speaker 42 But you even have people,

Speaker 42 right-wing people, going, you can't smash everything immediately you're you're laying off veterans they're laying off people that voted for trump who are veterans who serve the country who are now out of work because they're smashing everything as steve bannon said with a hammer instead of and and bannon said listen i'm for government cuts but what they're doing is is sloppy which i said before and some people got angry with me i don't care i'm right i'm always right and you people aren't right so who cares who cares what you're mad at you're not right you're led around like poodles i'm right You're wrong.

Speaker 42 Sorry. I don't want it to be the case.
It's a curse. I'd rather be wrong like you.
Life's so much fun to always be wrong and be led around like a goof. You're a goofball, most of you.
Not all of you.

Speaker 42 Some of you. The people that think it's them, it's you.
But the point is this.

Speaker 42 Play the chainsaw. This is, let's talk about aesthetics.
for a minute. Let's not talk about the politics of it.
Let's talk about the appearance of it.

Speaker 42 And the appearance, it becomes the politics of it.

Speaker 42 This guy doesn't seem well right now.

Speaker 42 I don't know how to describe this.

Speaker 42 This, Trump seems like he has given the country to this unelected billionaire tech CEO.

Speaker 42 If the midterms become a referendum on Elon Musk, the Republicans will lose the House and the Senate. And then they will lose the presidency two years later.

Speaker 42 Americans, by and large, do not love Elon Musk. Some of them do, but his numbers are starting to plummet.
He is not Donald Trump. Donald Trump kills.
Elon Musk does not. Donald Trump's jabs land hard.

Speaker 42 He's a political genius. Whether you want to, you might think he's an idiot.
You might hate him. You might think he's a fascist.
Whatever. He's great at what he does.

Speaker 42 Elon, it doesn't land all the time. It looks like you have sort of, this is like a weird billionaire talent show.
This is the talent show portion of what's going on. And people are worried.

Speaker 42 I talked to a lot of people and some of them are going, what is happening? Where is Trump? Where is the one who got elected who communicates effectively?

Speaker 42 Susie Wiles, they just leaked something where she was like, we got to message all the stuff you're doing up there. All the stuff that Elon Musk is doing, we have to message it.

Speaker 42 We have to tell Americans why it's happening and how it benefits them. Even if it's lying, we have to do it.
It's politics.

Speaker 42 So, here is Elon Musk with a prop.

Speaker 42 He's so high. I do respect how high he is.

Speaker 42 I do miss and love drugs. I really do miss and love drugs.
Oh man, he's high. He's feeling it.

Speaker 42 He's rolling right now.

Speaker 42 I mean, this is...

Speaker 42 It's just...

Speaker 42 That same question.

Speaker 115 They're also talking about you guys are going to end Social Security, you're going to end Medicare, you're going to end these things.

Speaker 115 I don't imagine that conversation has been had with the president, and that's the plan.

Speaker 116 No, in fact, the actions that we're taking

Speaker 116 with the support of the president and the support of the agencies is what will save Medicare, what will save Social Security.

Speaker 42 I can't be, I am,

Speaker 42 I'm heavily critical of, I do like the glasses, and he is clearly copying me.

Speaker 116 And I if all the money is spent on paying interest on debt, there's no money left for anything. Yeah.

Speaker 42 Can we say that without the chainsaw and your and your two-year-old in the White House and all that? Is there a way to do that?

Speaker 42 Can you play the meme thing where he goes, I've become meme and it just doesn't land? And you're like, oh, boy.

Speaker 42 We need Trump saying this, by the way. We need Trump more front and set.
We just, this guy can't be the only person that we see every day.

Speaker 42 I mean, it's just can't, this is not feasible that you elect one guy and then

Speaker 42 here we go.

Speaker 42 Yeah, this is just.

Speaker 116 I am become meme.

Speaker 44 Oh, boy.

Speaker 116 Yeah, pretty much. No, no.

Speaker 64 I'm just, I'm living the meme.

Speaker 116 It's like there's living the dream and there's living the meme. And that's pretty much what's happening, you know.

Speaker 42 Oh, boy. I just don't.
I don't. This is not good.
I got to be honest with you. I don't think this is good.

Speaker 42 This is not good. Sometimes the optics are the story, meaning what it appears is becomes the reality.
Whether it is or isn't the reality, it actually becomes the reality.

Speaker 42 And I just,

Speaker 42 I think they have to rein him in

Speaker 42 over there. He's having fun.
Here's what I will say. It is fun to be a billionaire and on ketamine and running around with a chainsaw.
I would do it. I'm not above doing it.
Do you understand?

Speaker 42 I'm not saying I'd make the cuts he's making. I don't know all of the cuts.
Some of the cuts seem to make sense. Some of them don't.
They're getting rid of a lot of IRS people.

Speaker 42 I do kind of agree with that.

Speaker 42 Personally, I don't need everyone looking into where I am. Where am I? Who knows? Where do I live? Whose business is it of yours where I live? I live

Speaker 42 in a different realm.

Speaker 42 But I just think

Speaker 42 this

Speaker 42 insane,

Speaker 42 like

Speaker 42 his appearance, which is, I guess, like the sunglasses and everything, kind of what I'm doing. I'm a comedian who has a podcast on the internet where I talk about things.

Speaker 42 He is a special advisor to the president. I know that he's having fun with it, but there's got to be a way to present this

Speaker 42 where he doesn't, he seems less high.

Speaker 42 I've said that to my friends. I've been, can you just seem less high? I'm not saying don't be high.
Some of my friends could cannot function without drugs.

Speaker 42 I don't even want to be near them without drugs. I just mean be less high.
Just be less high.

Speaker 42 Not not high.

Speaker 42 Less high.

Speaker 42 Less high.

Speaker 42 There's a lot. Just just don't don't like tweak out in front of people.
I used to be really fucked up all the time. I would sit at my desk in the mortgage

Speaker 42 company and I'd be coked out of my guts and I'd be having drips, you know, and I and I would just be kind of like,

Speaker 42 there's a, there's a, and people would be like, hey, man, you're like really high.

Speaker 42 And I think, I mean, just look at him there a little bit. He seems a little high.
Just be a little less high. I'm just saying.

Speaker 42 Walking out on stage with sunglasses and a chainsaw is a little bit of a tell.

Speaker 42 It's a little bit of a tell that you might be.

Speaker 42 And I've tried to get him on the show, and I'd, I'd, I'd have a convo with him. I don't think he'd do it.
I'd have a convo with him, and we'd have to be very respectful and just go, What's going on?

Speaker 42 You know what I mean? We could sit here in sunglasses.

Speaker 42 He gives me a chainsaw. We both have chainsaws.
Maybe we'll do that.

Speaker 42 It's just, we, we, we, we,

Speaker 42 we desperately need,

Speaker 42 I think, in this country at the moment,

Speaker 42 people

Speaker 42 that

Speaker 42 somewhat sober.

Speaker 42 That's all. That's all I'm saying.
Whether they are high on ideas or actual drugs, I don't know.

Speaker 42 But we need sobriety in this country. We need somebody who's sober.
Like it's, we need a dad to come, like to just go, hey, man, here's the reality. You're out of control right now.

Speaker 42 You're absolutely out of control. And

Speaker 42 we need that. But this is a dad who himself is a little out of control, I think.

Speaker 42 I think you come home and you see dad with sunglasses and a chainsaw and you go, my dad's having, is going through something.

Speaker 42 Like, this is like a dad where you would tell your friends before you brought them into your house, my dad's going through something. We don't know what it is, but he's going through something.

Speaker 42 But we need somebody who's sober. And Bannon made a good point.
These oligarchs are going to use Trump the way they they use the...

Speaker 42 Isn't it funny that all these tech people were left-wing, now they're right-wing?

Speaker 42 It's almost like they don't believe in anything except their own power. That's what it seems like as an observer.

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Speaker 19 This edge-of-your-seat revenge thriller unravels a deliciously dark mystery in a world full of wealth, secrets, and betrayal.

Speaker 26 Malice will constantly keep you on your toes.

Speaker 28 Why is Adam after the Tanner family?

Speaker 30 What lengths will he go to?

Speaker 34 One thing's for sure, the past never stays buried, so keep your enemies close.

Speaker 38 Watch Malice, all episodes now streaming exclusively on Prime Video.

Speaker 42 Back to these little baby coffins. I don't like them.

Speaker 42 I was making a point, I got sidetracked. They're having this event in the Palestinian.
Where are they? What venue is that? Can I sell enough tickets to play it?

Speaker 42 Sean Millay?

Speaker 42 How many tickets can I sell here? Can we get this YouTube up, please? Of all these

Speaker 42 get my agent on the phone. I want to play this venue now.

Speaker 42 I want to play the baby coffin venue. I want to play it.
How many tickets do I have to sell to play this venue? Pre-sale code coffin.

Speaker 117 A somber and hugely painful day.

Speaker 117 This is very military.

Speaker 42 I always wanted to go to Israel to have that shakshuka.

Speaker 42 It's that breakfast. It's kind of eggs or baking in a thing of tomato.
But now I I don't.

Speaker 42 Now look at that venue.

Speaker 42 How many people do we figure are there?

Speaker 42 Zoom. Can we zoom?

Speaker 42 It seems like an outdoor amphitheater type thing that they've maybe it's just a gathering place. I don't I don't know what it is

Speaker 42 Can I do a live from Gaza, Tim Dylan live from Gaza? It would just be a fun show.

Speaker 42 Live from Gaza. It's Tim Dylan.

Speaker 42 So now,

Speaker 42 here's the thing.

Speaker 42 We all think what's going on over there is horrible.

Speaker 42 A loss of human life is distressing to a lot of people. No one who's successful, to be honest, but a lot of other people seem bothered.
Now, I'm kidding, but here's what I mean by this:

Speaker 42 it is very difficult

Speaker 42 to

Speaker 42 weigh

Speaker 42 the value.

Speaker 42 Okay, let's get this up here. I was going to make a brilliant point, but I will in a minute.
Let's see this. Let's see this here.
Let's watch it.

Speaker 42 There's music.

Speaker 42 There's a Hamas photographer. There's a videographer.

Speaker 42 Hamas videographer. Hilarious.

Speaker 42 There's a Hamas videographer.

Speaker 42 I mean, this beat,

Speaker 42 again, not for the killing. Just talking about the beat.

Speaker 42 Can you get the beat up again? Can we get that beat? Can I say, I like that beat.

Speaker 42 Don't like the coffin. All right, get the coffin out.
Get the coffin out. It's depressing.

Speaker 42 My thesis here is this. My prediction is there will be no peace in the Middle East.
It's not going to happen.

Speaker 42 I don't think they want peace either, either side, to be honest. I don't think either side.
I think the people do. I think the people do.
I don't think Hamas or Israel really wants peace.

Speaker 42 I think they just want to, I think they want to ride it out till the end. I don't think, I think the people want peace.
I don't think the people are being listened to.

Speaker 42 I think the people in the Ukraine want peace. I think people in Russia want peace.
I think when governments get involved and when financial interests get involved, it becomes very difficult.

Speaker 42 I think that people have endured in unimaginable horror in Gaza.

Speaker 42 And I think the families that had, that were kidnapped and were killed in Israel have endured an unimaginable amount of horror on October 7th. Okay.

Speaker 42 And I think that at the end of the day, it is very hard to put yourself in the position of any of those people who are directly affected.

Speaker 42 You know, I'm not a person that was at a rave and ended up in a tunnel. Okay.

Speaker 42 I am not a person who watched my kids vaporized in front of my eyes in Gaza. All of these people are forever going to hate the people that are responsible for those atrocities.

Speaker 42 There's never going to be.

Speaker 42 And here's what this all comes down to. Truly, I am not making enough money.
I should make more money for what I do. I am not paid enough money.

Speaker 42 I should be a multi, multi, multi, multi-millionaire for what I do. And I'm not.
And it's disgusting. And it's a shame.

Speaker 42 And I don't, there's really, I don't see a way for me to make more money from this Israel-Gaza war.

Speaker 42 I think I'm tapped on it. There doesn't seem to be a way for me to get my beak wet in Israel-Gaza.

Speaker 42 Maybe a little Russia-Ukraine, because Russia was handed out some couple of pesos a few years ago, and they're not anymore. Somehow I didn't get on that train, okay?

Speaker 42 What I'm saying is this, there's a lot of tragedy in the world, okay?

Speaker 42 And

Speaker 42 I am wondering, how can I add value, as Gary Vee would say to this? How do I add value to this Hamas thing with the

Speaker 42 Israelis? And I just don't see, I'm recusing myself as a commentator from this particular issue. I will still cover it, but I cannot cover it with any real, I just, because here's the reality.

Speaker 42 I'm not being paid enough money for this.

Speaker 42 I need more money.

Speaker 42 If you really

Speaker 42 want an in-depth analysis here of this, which means I have to go to these places. I have to fly to these, I need millions of dollars to do, I need to, I need to go.
I can't do it from this desk.

Speaker 42 You need to pay me an insane amount of money to risk my life and limb and my,

Speaker 42 to go there and to sit down with them, all of them, all of them, the little Hamas

Speaker 42 kids and the little IDF people. and speak to them and get and say and say, what's going on here?

Speaker 42 Because that's what i'd say i'd sit them down and go hey what's going on here and but i can't do it it's i i i can't do it i have too much going on right now to do it so it is bad and sad and and unimaginably horrific this whole thing

Speaker 42 I'm just saying, I don't know what to do, really. I can't solve this.
And I don't think anyone can. And I know you're all thinking you can and on X and on your blue sky and on threads.

Speaker 42 And I hope you do. Here's what I'm telling you all.
I hope you do. You're smarter than me.
You're smarter than me. I hope you solve it.
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 42 In a world where we're having little baby coffin parades and then the other side is just going to en masse firebomb everybody and everybody hates everybody over there. I just, I just can't.

Speaker 42 I just don't know. I hope they turn over a new leaf.

Speaker 42 I really do. You know, all the things in our country that we ridicule, the consumerism, the malls, the bullshit, they need it.
They need it there.

Speaker 42 They're steeped in these ideologies, these insane pathologies for generations.

Speaker 42 They need a Pac-Sun. They need a mall.
Trump is right. Sorry.
They need to develop that area. They shouldn't be kicked out, but they need the things that we have.

Speaker 42 They need dumb, consumerist, empty, hollow shit. This is the other option, the baby coffin parade.
They need other things. They need movie theaters where you could go, that sucked.
They need that.

Speaker 42 Hamas needs to go to a movie and go, that sucked. Movies are dead.
That's what they need. They need a ranch one.
Remember that? The chicken sandwich. They had the flat pickle.
They need that.

Speaker 42 They need these things. They can't, you know, and Israel needs to chillax a little bit.
They're also insane, by the way. Religiously insane.
And you don't realize that, you know?

Speaker 42 But I do like that hat, that furry, that shrimp they have. I do like that.
But they need that. They need that.

Speaker 42 They just get, get the ranch one chicken and cheese up, please, and put it on the ranch one chicken and cheese.

Speaker 42 What do you mean? Give me the chicken and cheese. This is the classic sandwich.
The chicken and cheese is the flat pickle.

Speaker 42 If you could go to a mall and have a a chicken and cheese,

Speaker 42 what the fuck happened to the chicken and cheese?

Speaker 42 Can we get their menu up? This is about the Middle East.

Speaker 42 Are they out of business?

Speaker 42 What happened to the

Speaker 42 What happened to the chicken and cheese? I'll call Ranch 1 right now.

Speaker 42 Does Ranch 1 still exist? Ranch 1.

Speaker 42 ranch one locations

Speaker 42 woodbury park new jersey we're calling right now

Speaker 42 why wouldn't they answer

Speaker 42 where is the chicken and cheese

Speaker 42 what the fuck

Speaker 42 How about Patterson, New Jersey? We're going to do this for another hour.

Speaker 42 I'm going to join Hamas if they don't answer this phone.

Speaker 42 Hi, is this Ranch 1?

Speaker 47 Yeah, Blinky Ranch Marma Helping.

Speaker 42 Do you have the chicken and cheese?

Speaker 47 Chicken and cheese with what?

Speaker 42 Do you know the sandwich, the chicken and cheese sandwich?

Speaker 47 Yeah, we have winged chicken, we have breaded chicken.

Speaker 42 No, but there was a sandwich called the chicken and cheese that had the pickle, the flat pickle, and the lettuce tomato. Do you still have that?

Speaker 47 Yeah, we have them.

Speaker 42 Oh, you have the chicken and cheese?

Speaker 42 Yes.

Speaker 42 Okay, thank you. I'm going to come and I'm going to eat one.

Speaker 42 Okay.

Speaker 42 Thank you very much. I love you.
Oh, thank you, Babe. Thank you.
People actually like that when you say that to them.

Speaker 42 Enough with the baby coffins, really. Multiple bus explosions in Israel.
I mean, guys,

Speaker 42 stop dominating the cycle. Kash Patel's in at the FBI.
That's going to be wacky. Kash Patel is going to go in there.
You know, the FBI is a very corrupt institution.

Speaker 42 That's the thing with a lot of these government institutions. Elon and these guys aren't wrong.
There is a ton of government corruption.

Speaker 42 I just don't think a ketamine-fueled chainsaw swinging festival and then laying everyone off immediately is the move. I think you should do some audits.

Speaker 42 I think you should, you know, play it close to the chest a little bit. Like, you know, I'm not saying that I'm not saying the instinct is wrong.

Speaker 100 I think the instinct is correct.

Speaker 42 The FBI is an insanely corrupt agency.

Speaker 42 And that's something liberals should agree with. And I think Cash Patel is going to go in there and find some stuff out.
I think there is going to be uncomfortable things coming out.

Speaker 42 And I'm sure there is waste and there is corruption. These things all can be true at once, by the way.
I know it's hard to hold different thoughts in your head, but you can say, yes, this is fucked.

Speaker 42 And

Speaker 42 at the end of the day, it is good

Speaker 42 to go and challenge all this stuff, but we just have to do it in a way where people aren't like, wait a minute, everyone, we all just got fired. Now we're pissed.
The economy sucks. And you know what?

Speaker 42 Fuck it.

Speaker 42 We're going to completely

Speaker 42 disavow

Speaker 42 any

Speaker 42 faith that we had in this administration because they're going to be there four years. Whether you hate them or not, they're going to be there.
And

Speaker 42 if they can't competently govern,

Speaker 42 it's going to be a problem for the entire country.

Speaker 42 So that needs to be the goal is competent governance, which is why guys like Bannon, who are big fans of a lot of what Trump is saying, are saying you can't smash everything with a hammer because you're going to drive the country into a level of chaos.

Speaker 42 It's going to cause people to completely abandon anything you want to do. Any of the goals that you had, you probably won't be able to accomplish.

Speaker 49 This is Colin Cowherd from the herd with Colin Cowherd.

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Speaker 4 Get ready for Malice, a twisted new drama starring Jack Whitehall, David DeCovney, and Carice Van Houten.

Speaker 11 Jack Whitehall plays Adam, a charming manny infiltrates the wealthy Tanner family with a hidden motive to destroy them.

Speaker 19 This edge-of-your-seat revenge thriller unravels a deliciously dark mystery in a world full of wealth, secrets, and betrayal.

Speaker 25 Malice will constantly keep you on your toes.

Speaker 28 Why is Adam after the Tanner family?

Speaker 30 What lengths will he go to?

Speaker 34 One thing's for sure, the past never stays buried, so keep your enemies close.

Speaker 38 Watch Malice, all episodes now streaming exclusively on Prime Video.

Speaker 49 This is Colin Coward from the Herd with Colin Cowherd.

Speaker 53 Are you trading S ⁇ P 500 or NASDAQ 100 ETFs?

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Speaker 73 In addition, take advantage of market-moving events as they happen with the ability to trade both night and day.

Speaker 77 Futures offer deep 24-hour liquidity.

Speaker 81 While the ETF market slows down overnight, find the appropriate contract for your budget.

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Speaker 4 Get ready for Malice, a twisted new drama starring Jack Whitehall, David DeCovney, and Carise Van Houten.

Speaker 11 Jack Whitehall plays Adam, a charming manny infiltrates the wealthy Tanner family with a hidden motive to destroy them.

Speaker 19 This edge-of-your-seat revenge thriller unravels a deliciously dark mystery in a world full of wealth, secrets, and betrayal.

Speaker 25 Malice will constantly keep you on your toes.

Speaker 28 Why is Adam after the Tanner family?

Speaker 30 What lengths will he go to?

Speaker 34 One thing's for sure, the past never stays buried, so keep keep your enemies close.

Speaker 38 Watch Malice, all episodes now streaming exclusively on Prime Video.

Speaker 42 Three Michigan children found living in squalor after their mother abandoned them and this woman was arrested.

Speaker 42 Good.

Speaker 42 Three Michigan children found living alone in absolute squalor after mother abandoned them for years. The situation would be deemed deplorable and intolerable for an animal.

Speaker 42 It is utterly unacceptable for three children. Let's watch a little bit of this.
I am a fan

Speaker 42 of parents being held accountable.

Speaker 42 But by the way, with all due respect,

Speaker 42 is this that bad?

Speaker 42 No, I mean, literally. I personally have spent time in homes that were worse than that.

Speaker 42 That doesn't seem it's a little clutter and shit on the walls. There's a little bit of clutter and a small amount of what seems seems to be feces on the door.

Speaker 42 But is it that bad?

Speaker 42 Are these kids, I'm going to be honest with you with these kids today. Are these kids being too demanding and too entitled?

Speaker 42 And I don't know if they're being too entitled because that to me seems like a perfectly livable situation. That should not hold anyone back from being a billionaire in our country.

Speaker 42 Living like that and growing up like that.

Speaker 42 It should only strengthen you and inspire you, as Gary Vee would say, who I love, but I believe, and the many imitators of him, of which there are Legion on the internet.

Speaker 42 You know, who, every, you know, the like hustle and grind and, you know, and pump a coin and dump a coin, and we're all criminals now. What does it matter? Who cares? It's all fake.

Speaker 42 That crew, you know what I mean? That crew of like, it's your own fault. You're not a billionaire.
Just

Speaker 42 hit someone over the head.

Speaker 42 Let's watch a little bit of this.

Speaker 43 Just can't do kids like that. Right.
They don't. They can't fend for themselves.

Speaker 43 I have never, in my 60 years of living, heard of nobody, not checking on nobody.

Speaker 118 We are still waiting to find out what the charges will be for the mother accused of leaving her kids inside of this Pontiac home and the worst conditions for years.

Speaker 118 Allegedly, she only popped up weeks at a time to give out food.

Speaker 118 In the meantime, the Oakland County Sheriff's Department is taking donations for the teens pulled out of the house by CPS, who are now staying with a relative.

Speaker 118 One question that remains is how three of these children were able to fall through the cracks with family members, neighbors, teachers, and so many others not being able to tell that something was clearly wrong.

Speaker 118 Regardless, one organization already trying to help is the Innocenter for Children.

Speaker 1 Innocent for children are going to donate to the city.

Speaker 42 This is the problem.

Speaker 42 There are so many cases like this. Let's pause this.

Speaker 42 There are so many cases like this where kids fall through the cracks in our society that it is very difficult to justify an open-ended, unending commitment to giving military aid to the Ukraine when we have children in our society that no one cares at all about, by the way.

Speaker 42 No one in our government cares at all about any of these kids. They care about, you know why? I'll tell you why.
These kids aren't sitting on considerable mineral deposits. Okay?

Speaker 42 Now, if these kids were sitting on mineral deposits, or if their backyard was the breadbasket of Europe, okay, if there was grain and lithium ion, or if they,

Speaker 42 then we would really care. And there'd be speeches about it, how important it is.
We can't abandon these kids. It's who we are.

Speaker 42 We're people that come to the rescue of these kids. And Lindsey Graham would be out there being like with his faggoty ass would be like, like, hey, y'all, these kids need our help.

Speaker 42 We need to give money to these kids and their mother, Vladimir Putin, is an animal and she only drop food off every couple of weeks. But we don't do that.

Speaker 42 We don't do that because these kids mean nothing. to those politicians.
In fact, those are the kids who end up in horrible situations are then abused by said politicians, by the way, historically.

Speaker 42 Okay? That is the pipeline of children that disappear and all this stuff. So

Speaker 42 never, ever, ever fall for the high horse moral bullshit

Speaker 42 when they're talking about the Ukraine. They don't give a fuck about anyone in the Ukraine.
They just let them all get slaughtered. Okay.
They don't care.

Speaker 42 They would fund that war until the end of time and the entire country of the Ukraine would be decimated and they would kill every last man, woman, and child so that they could get a win against the Russian military, but more importantly, so that they could take all of that money for themselves.

Speaker 42 And, you know, Trump's sitting there now going, well, we're going to carve it up and we want 500 billion and this, that, and the other thing. And we gave you all this money.

Speaker 42 And years and years and years ago,

Speaker 42 I

Speaker 42 had a Ukrainian comedian on my show who now lives in America, nice kid. And I think it's a tragedy and a horror what happened to that country.

Speaker 42 But

Speaker 42 every war in history has ended with some type of deal, an exchange of land, a territory deal, borders, everything, every single one. So

Speaker 42 it is

Speaker 42 obvious to a lot of people that years ago, there could have been an agreement made.

Speaker 42 And maybe it wouldn't have been an agreement that people loved. Maybe it would have been a stopgap.
It would have been a band-aid. It would have been something.

Speaker 42 It would have prevented the enormous amount of death and destruction that we have seen right now. And when you see the conditions that kids, and this is not, and I love the news.

Speaker 42 It was like, how did this happen? How were these kids? We're shocked that these kids fell through the criticism. It's all over, all over the place.
Shit like that is happening. And we do not care.

Speaker 42 It's our own country. We don't care.
We've abandoned those people completely. And that's the issue.
It's not that I don't feel for people in the Ukraine.

Speaker 42 It's not that I don't feel for people in Russia. It's not that I don't feel for people in Israel or Gaza or wherever.
It's that if you're abandoning the people that live in your own country,

Speaker 42 in your own precinct, and you don't care about these people, you don't care if they're working, you don't care if they have healthcare, you don't care if they're living or dead, and then you expect me to believe that you care magically about the people that live in the Ukraine?

Speaker 42 You care about them.

Speaker 42 You don't care about the people that you see every day? The people in your own country.

Speaker 42 you don't care you drive by factories that'll close down you drive by boarded up main street stores none of it means anything to you you don't give a shit you drive by all this stuff you drive uh you drive around the ghettos and those areas where people get shot in the head and you go man that sucks you don't care about any of that and then you go eat at the capitol grill

Speaker 42 but you care about the ukraine

Speaker 42 huh

Speaker 42 That's interesting. That never made any sense to me.
Never made any sense to to me. So

Speaker 42 it's not that there's

Speaker 42 that I don't have empathy for people that are dying in the Ukraine. This is terrible.
We should have tried to end this war years ago.

Speaker 42 So this is the takeaway for something like that, because that's not rare, by the way.

Speaker 42 That house you saw, that poverty, those people in there, the parents that are on drugs and that have abandoned the kids, that's actually not rare. It's happening all over the place.

Speaker 42 It's happening all the time.

Speaker 42 And,

Speaker 42 you know.

Speaker 49 This is Colin Cowherd from the herd with Colin Cowherd.

Speaker 53 Are you trading SP 500 or NASDAQ 100 ETFs?

Speaker 60 Instead, you can trade futures from CME Group on the equity indices you already know and love.

Speaker 45 Take advantage of the benefits to futures, such as controlling larger portions with less capital.

Speaker 65 Thanks to lower margin requirements, you typically only need to put down 5 to 10% of the notional value to get started trading.

Speaker 73 In addition, take advantage advantage of market-moving events as they happen with the ability to trade both night and day.

Speaker 77 Futures offer deep 24-hour liquidity.

Speaker 81 While the ETF market slows down overnight, find the appropriate contract for your budget.

Speaker 87 Choose from the larger e-mini or smaller micro-sized contracts to tailor your position.

Speaker 92 Explore SP 500 and NASDAQ 100 futures at cmegroup.com/slash equity futures.

Speaker 102 Derivatives are not suitable for all investors and involve the risk of losing more than the amount originally deposited and any profit you might have made.

Speaker 110 This is not a recommendation or offer to buy, sell, or retain any specific investment or service.

Speaker 4 Get ready for Malice, a twisted new drama starring Jack Whitehall, David DeCovney, and Carice Van Houten.

Speaker 9 Jack Whitehall plays Adam, a charming manny infiltrates the wealthy Tanner family.

Speaker 13 with a hidden motive to destroy them.

Speaker 19 This edge-of-your-seat revenge thriller unravels a deliciously dark mystery in a world full of wealth, secrets, and betrayal.

Speaker 25 Malice will constantly keep you on your toes.

Speaker 28 Why is Adam after the Tanner family?

Speaker 30 What lengths will he go to?

Speaker 35 One thing's for sure, the past never stays buried, so keep your enemies close.

Speaker 38 Watch Malice, all episodes now streaming exclusively on Prime Video.

Speaker 42 It's unfortunate. It's not as bad as this.
The LA home of Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman was burglarized on Valentine's Day. How low can these people go?

Speaker 42 How low can you go?

Speaker 42 Now, she lives by me and Trebeka. She's got a penthouse, 24 mil.
Who cares? It's really not great, to be honest. No views.
And

Speaker 42 her and Keith Urban, and by the way,

Speaker 42 what is this? But those two, they have a house in LA. I just, I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 42 They have a house in Los Angeles and they were right it was robbed on Valentine's Day and gent listen to this listen to how sick

Speaker 42 people are that they would rob this house on Valentine's Day

Speaker 42 let's hear this

Speaker 42 we get some volume here

Speaker 119 This morning, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, the latest victims of a string of thefts nationwide, targeting the homes of high-profile celebrities and athletes. Wrong.

Speaker 119 Two law enforcement sources tell NBC News the couple's Los Angeles mansion was broken into on Valentine's Day night when at least one burglar smashed through glass to gain entry.

Speaker 119 An employee at the property called police, prompting the burglar to flee. It's unclear what, if anything, was taken.
According to the sources, neither Kidman nor Urban were home at the time.

Speaker 119 Urban has been performing at his residency in Los Angeles.

Speaker 119 Posting a photo of the two on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 119 While it's not clear who was behind the break-in at the home of one of Hollywood's most famous couples, officials have been raising the alarm about robberies targeting celebrities.

Speaker 42 It's the Chilean gang. It's the Chileans.

Speaker 42 That's who it is. Kill it.
It's the Chilean.

Speaker 42 It's this Chilean gang of Chileans. I'm telling you, it's true.
There's a Chilean gang, and they're targeting high-profile people. Not me.

Speaker 42 Why not?

Speaker 42 I got shit.

Speaker 42 They've never tried to rob me.

Speaker 42 You really learn where in the pecking order you are when no one tries to rob your damn house.

Speaker 42 They drive by, they go, what's in that? What's that guy got? Who cares? Chinese food? We're not going to risk our freedom for that. Well, what has he got?

Speaker 42 It's sad.

Speaker 42 That's them, the Chilean. Is that the Chileans or is that a music group?

Speaker 48 These are the Chileans.

Speaker 42 These are the Chileans. One of them's kind of hot.
Then there's a fatty.

Speaker 42 Social media is fucking everybody up. Stop posing with all the shit you stole, you retard.
God.

Speaker 42 Our criminals are getting dumber. And the public is getting dumber.

Speaker 42 What does that mean for the future of crime?

Speaker 42 And also, no one's, it is funny. No one cares.
Like, nobody's a sympathetic figure anymore. Like, you know,

Speaker 42 we've driven people into such state of desperation in this country that literally no one cares about anything. And you can't even blame them because they're living in a house with shit on the walls.

Speaker 42 And then they're like, Nicole Kidman was beheaded. And you go, whatever.

Speaker 42 No one cares. No one has sympathy for anybody anymore.

Speaker 42 Nicole Kidman was beheaded in her home and they stole her teeth. So what? Who gives a fuck? She ain't made nothing good in years.

Speaker 42 Just eating a thing you found, just eating some cat.

Speaker 42 There's people eating cats in this country, cooking them in oil and eating them. And then they got to hear about Nicole Kidman's house getting broken into by the Chileans, and no one cares.

Speaker 42 And that's what happens when you make people desperate. When you make,

Speaker 42 they become themselves, they lose a little bit of their humanity. I'm not saying you have to care about Nicole Kidman's, whatever.
But, you know,

Speaker 42 it's the design of making people desperate and angry. And you make them desperate and you immiserate them and their lives suck.
And then they go, we don't care.

Speaker 42 We don't give a shit.

Speaker 42 Now, here's the way I feel about it. No matter what you think, Nicole Kidman is kind of a person.

Speaker 42 She's almost a person. She's similar to a person.
Nicole Kidman appears like a person. Nicole Kidman almost feels like a person.

Speaker 42 And that's sad that something would happen to her belongings. You might think, oh, she's rich.
She's an actress. Yeah, but she's very similar to a human being.

Speaker 42 Nicole Kidman's very similar to a human being. She appears to be one.
If you saw her, you would get the idea that at one time she was a human being or she's learned how to be a human being.

Speaker 42 If you see her up close, you'd go, that feels like a human being. I know it's not, but so that's what I mean.

Speaker 42 It's like when someone's like, for example, that little robot in LA that has the googly eyes, I don't like when the home and it delivers the food.

Speaker 42 I don't like, get it up. That little robot with the googly eyes that delivers the food in LA.
I don't know its name, but it has a name. Robot with the googly eyes in LA that delivers the food.

Speaker 42 It's like a little, it's like a little cooler. It's this, yeah, yeah, get him up.
There he is.

Speaker 42 Yeah, that thing. What is that?

Speaker 42 That thing.

Speaker 42 Make it bigger, that guy. Make him bigger or her or it.

Speaker 42 Yeah, so they do Uber Eats. That little robot.
Now, because it has googly eyes, I don't like when the homeless people kick it.

Speaker 42 That's the way I feel about Nicole Kidman. Do you see what I mean? Getting robbed? Nicole Kidman is a better-looking version of that.

Speaker 42 She has eyes.

Speaker 42 Who knows what she is? No one knows. Do you see what I mean? It doesn't matter.
I'm saying you should feel a little bad for when bad things happen.

Speaker 42 Like, I don't like to see that little googly-eyed thing get kicked because

Speaker 42 it has the eyes. Without the eyes, I don't care.
It's just someone kicking a garbage can.

Speaker 42 But they were smart to put those little eyes on it.

Speaker 42 Because I go, well, don't kick it now. A lot of home, sometimes I'll just see a homeless person kick one.

Speaker 42 Now,

Speaker 42 I wouldn't care if it didn't have the googly eyes, but because it has the googly eyes, you feel a way about it. And that's how the AI comes in, and that's how we all die.

Speaker 42 Because I do, every now and then, I'll be on Sunset Boulevard and I'll be in my car.

Speaker 42 I'll roll down the window, and I'll see a homeless man or woman kicking this googly-eyed delivery thing.

Speaker 42 And

Speaker 42 I don't, I feel bad about it. I go, that's not good.
Now I know that thing can't feel, but I'm like, it's just doing its job. That's what I feel.

Speaker 42 Literally, I go, it's just delivering a burrito bowl or something to someone.

Speaker 42 It didn't want to do that, but it's doing it. This is what it is.
It didn't want to do that, but it just got built to do that. Someone built it to do that.
Someone built it to be that.

Speaker 42 Whether it wants to or not doesn't matter. It was built to be that, Nicole Kidman.
Do you see what I mean? Do you see what I mean?

Speaker 42 You would see Nicole Kidman and go, I wouldn't usually care if someone kicked it, but it has eyes.

Speaker 42 That's the way I feel.

Speaker 42 But that's the way I feel. That's the empathy.
That's the way I feel when we, in the Palisades, all these cunts homes burned down. And it was sad, even though it wasn't.
They have eyes.

Speaker 42 Do you know what I mean? Nicole Kidman has a face.

Speaker 42 Sure.

Speaker 42 Is she a person the way you would understand a person? Probably not. Probably not.
She doesn't seem to be. But she's very similar to one.

Speaker 42 She's almost a human being. And that matters.
She's more of a human being than that little service Uber Eats thing. To be honest, maybe not.
They're about the same, but she's hotter.

Speaker 42 She is hotter hotter than the little bucket who brings you the smoothie with the googly eyes in LA. That little robot bucket.

Speaker 42 Nicole Kidman's hotter than that bucket. They have the same inner life.
That bucket and Nicole Kidman are essentially the same thing. She's just bringing you a smoothie.

Speaker 42 The smoothie is a film. The film is about her getting fingered by a guy.

Speaker 42 It's 50 shades of gray and she makes that weird noise and she goes,

Speaker 42 and there's something about about her ear that's not right.

Speaker 42 But my point is that she's just trying to bring you a smoothie, a burrito ball, sustenance, cheap crap, stuff to eat.

Speaker 42 She's just trying to bring you something to chew on to get through this thing we call life. And she has eyes.

Speaker 42 Don't kick her.

Speaker 42 You know what I mean?

Speaker 42 Don't kick her. She's kind of

Speaker 42 similar to

Speaker 42 what appears to be,

Speaker 42 in a way,

Speaker 42 tangentially related to a human.

Speaker 42 And that's not nothing.

Speaker 42 Do you understand?

Speaker 42 That's the way we see these people now.

Speaker 42 Sure, Elon Musk's on drugs with sunglasses and a chainsaw, but at one time he was a human.

Speaker 42 We're going to have to remember that about most of the people who rule us, be they Nicole Kidman, Elon Musk, or that googly-eyed bucket who gives you the smoothie from Uber Eats.

Speaker 42 At one time, these were people.

Speaker 42 At one time, these were people. And you're going to have to treat them like that.
Are they people now? Who even knows? That's the wrong question. That's the wrong question.

Speaker 42 The answer is they have eyes. They have eyes for the moment.
They have eyes. Those googly eyes are so important.
They knew it when they built that little bucket.

Speaker 42 They said, we got to give it googly eyes so that people feel bad when the homeless kick it.

Speaker 42 And that's what I'm asking Elon Musk to remember. Remember that.
Show us your eyes.

Speaker 42 Every now and then.

Speaker 42 Remember,

Speaker 42 we all

Speaker 42 need to see the googly eyes on the little robot who brings us the burrito bowl. It's important.

Speaker 42 This is a lesson for the Trump administration. This is a lesson for Delta.
This is a lesson for all the corporate oligarchs, old and new, the tech oligarchs, the plain scum, whoever you are out there.

Speaker 42 Put googly eyes on your delivery bucket so that we feel bad when you're kicked.

Speaker 42 If you leave the eyes off the bucket, not only are we not going to feel bad when you get kicked, We're going to kick you.

Speaker 42 Because every now and then you're going to see you see a crowd of homeless people and they're kicking it and they're trying to pry it open and they're trying to take the burrito ball for themselves and that's what you all want to avoid isn't it isn't it

Speaker 42 give it googly eyes

Speaker 42 make it feel like nicole kidman make yourselves into kind of people

Speaker 42 Do you see? That's the beauty of it. Or we're going to sue you.

Speaker 42 Good night.

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