428 - Elon’s Salute & The Inauguration Bishop

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Speaker 3 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan Show.

Speaker 5 We are here again for your viewing and listening pleasure.

Speaker 7 Thank you, everybody, for all the

Speaker 9 birthday wishes.

Speaker 11 Very kind of many of you.

Speaker 6 Very nice of you to reach out and wish me a happy birthday.

Speaker 13 I do not love birthdays. My mother never liked them.

Speaker 10 The running joke in our home was that she was turning 29 again every year.

Speaker 6 She was 29 and then 29 and then 29, but she was actually a 40-year-old schizophrenic.

Speaker 18 So that was the bit.

Speaker 19 That was the joke. That was like the running bit.

Speaker 20 It's like she was, not only was she not 29,

Speaker 21 she was severely ill.

Speaker 22 But

Speaker 23 I

Speaker 24 don't love them.

Speaker 27 And the reason I don't love birthdays is because the Irish don't like to be celebrated.

Speaker 28 It's not in our nature.

Speaker 8 Arabs like it.

Speaker 30 The Jews like it.

Speaker 10 The bot mitzvahs, the bar mitzvahs, things like that.

Speaker 32 Let's be honest. They love it.

Speaker 31 Certain cultures are better at it.

Speaker 33 Italians like it.

Speaker 5 Like the Irish don't necessarily

Speaker 8 love

Speaker 18 to be celebrated.

Speaker 36 So even they did a big cake for me last night and all this stuff was very nice, but I made a joke.

Speaker 25 I went, oh, this is for the ceasefire.

Speaker 15 And I blew blew out the candle because the pomp and circumstance is not, because I have the DNA of an Irish person,

Speaker 15 that is not second nature to us.

Speaker 42 So birthdays, like everybody going, happy birthday, like, it's your day.

Speaker 45 It's like, it's, number one, it's fake.

Speaker 19 It's not my day.

Speaker 7 I can't do anything on my birthday that I, if I went and I threw hot coffee in a barista's face and a cops came and I went, it's my day.

Speaker 51 Like, that doesn't work.

Speaker 35 It's actually not your day.

Speaker 52 It's not.

Speaker 53 So

Speaker 29 I did a party at the Stand Comedy Club and restaurant and

Speaker 50 a favorite of mine.

Speaker 56 And I want to thank the owners for

Speaker 58 going all out.

Speaker 18 You know, they had a nice sculpture of me and a sword swallower and a contortionist, and I paid for it all.

Speaker 33 And I want to thank them for that because initially I wanted an open bar and a couple of pizzas, but they said, Listen, let's bang them over the head.

Speaker 62 And I think that is important.

Speaker 65 It is important to bang people over the head, by the way, because there was probably a thought process in their mind.

Speaker 68 They were like, you know, maybe,

Speaker 68 and as my friend Dan said, this Dan Santerman, he goes, they were probably thinking, like, maybe, you know, this guy's career is going well, it's on the rise.

Speaker 15 Maybe one day he brings us on as a production company.

Speaker 4 And then they started laughing.

Speaker 60 And he went, that's not happening.

Speaker 2 Bang him over the head.

Speaker 33 Get a sword swallower.

Speaker 31 Get a fucking

Speaker 33 bust.

Speaker 18 I have an ice sculpture bust of myself.

Speaker 70 It was Saddam Hussein's party. Like it was a, if you didn't know who I was, you probably walked in and went, this guy's a psychopath, you know?

Speaker 31 It looks like I,

Speaker 35 I mean, it was, it was a dictator's birthday for sure.

Speaker 79 And I didn't, you know, but I thanked them for doing it.

Speaker 27 It was nice of them for doing it.

Speaker 7 And I appreciate it.

Speaker 70 And everybody that came out, a lot of people I hadn't seen in a long time.

Speaker 13 And those things are never that fun when it's your birthday because you're walking around talking to everyone and saying hello.

Speaker 19 And it's not that you don't want to do that.

Speaker 80 It's just that it's a lot of work to go around the room and say, oh, it's good to see you.

Speaker 58 I haven't seen you in a while.

Speaker 4 One guy said to me, he goes, when did we stop it?

Speaker 9 When were we stopping being friends?

Speaker 81 Was it 2008?

Speaker 33 He said that.

Speaker 37 There's a guy I went to high school with.

Speaker 82 I go, yeah, I guess.

Speaker 64 I mean, I don't, you know.

Speaker 26 So that's what you get.

Speaker 44 I mean, look, that's Saddam Hussein's birthday. That's literally what the stand got for me.

Speaker 83 That's literally a photo from my party.

Speaker 10 And let's address the Elon thing now, too, because I think there's a big misunderstanding.

Speaker 31 And I like to clear it up for people because I don't view the show as a news show.

Speaker 15 I view it as a show where I'm having fun and then occasionally interesting things happen and you may learn something you didn't know.

Speaker 87 But I don't view it as I'm not here to educate you.

Speaker 88 If it happens, hey, it happens, right?

Speaker 90 People are mad at the salute that he did.

Speaker 91 Show what he did.

Speaker 57 And

Speaker 26 I'm going to go into this because people are,

Speaker 93 I think they're off pace.

Speaker 94 You know, there are elections, elections that come and go. Some elections are

Speaker 94 important, some are not.

Speaker 96 But this one, this one,

Speaker 96 this one really matters.

Speaker 94 And I just want to say thank you for making it happen.

Speaker 96 Thank you.

Speaker 91 Yeah, so people are mad at this gesture.

Speaker 72 All this gesture means is Heil Hitler.

Speaker 15 This is all this gesture means.

Speaker 76 This is a gesture

Speaker 15 signifying your support for Hitler.

Speaker 10 Hitler was a politician in Germany in the 1940s.

Speaker 33 People had varying degrees of, you know, some people really liked what he did.

Speaker 13 A lot of people were not into it.

Speaker 33 And that's fair.

Speaker 26 And I think when we look back on history, a lot of,

Speaker 101 you know, now,

Speaker 3 you know what I mean? It's like things that happened then, like we'd never do now.

Speaker 2 And I think that's Hitler, that we run into that a little bit with Hitler, where it's like,

Speaker 47 like at the time,

Speaker 102 you know what I mean?

Speaker 22 It's like the word

Speaker 101 oriental.

Speaker 103 It's a no-no now.

Speaker 56 But back then it wasn't, you know?

Speaker 26 So I think this Hitler thing

Speaker 105 is just one of those things that, you know, he's just hiling Hitler.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 26 people seem really upset about that.

Speaker 28 I think they think that means something else.

Speaker 44 He's just saying, I like Hitler.

Speaker 107 That's not.

Speaker 26 He's not saying like, I love everything Hitler did.

Speaker 108 Or

Speaker 8 maybe, maybe, he's not saying like, oh, Hitler was like,

Speaker 23 let's go down the list of what he did.

Speaker 111 Oh, good, good, good, good, good.

Speaker 101 No.

Speaker 31 No, he's just saying, overall, I happen to like Adolf Hitler.

Speaker 47 And fine that he did.

Speaker 90 So people that are upset about,

Speaker 67 I can't help you.

Speaker 4 I just can't help you.

Speaker 27 Of course,

Speaker 112 of course,

Speaker 33 what did I predict? Why am I always right?

Speaker 83 Did I not predict there was going to be a fallout with the tech people?

Speaker 113 Vivek Ramalamalam is already

Speaker 26 thinking about run.

Speaker 19 And that's not racist when I do.

Speaker 37 That is his name.

Speaker 64 That is his name.

Speaker 113 Ramalamalamyang.

Speaker 101 Samawamia.

Speaker 13 He is now going to run for the governor of Ohio. He's at a Doge, the Department of Government Efficiency.

Speaker 3 Elon and Vivek,

Speaker 2 everybody in that MAGA world was a little sick of Vivek running the mouth.

Speaker 2 Stop running the mouth.

Speaker 11 Take the gulab jaman and put it in the mouth.

Speaker 49 That's a little fat round little pancake that the Indians make, and they do it in a sugar syrup.

Speaker 64 And it's actually really cool.

Speaker 14 But he's out already.

Speaker 115 He's thinking about running for, the guy was in for hours.

Speaker 116 Vivek

Speaker 117 was in for hours.

Speaker 51 And then he started saying, Americans are fat, lazy pieces of shit.

Speaker 118 Fair, but you own it.

Speaker 82 And I did a whole rant on that, and I was right.

Speaker 74 I was correct.

Speaker 33 He was basically making the argument that we needed to bring in talent from other countries because Americans weren't up to the task.

Speaker 33 The exact argument made for years by both Democrats and Republicans, the Koch brothers, the Chamber of Commerce, most billionaires in America.

Speaker 39 They too believe.

Speaker 49 that Americans are not up to the task, which is why they continually ship their jobs overseas, bring in cheaper labor here.

Speaker 35 And so now Vivek is out.

Speaker 13 He's trying to run for governor of Ohio.

Speaker 121 I don't think that will work.

Speaker 58 I don't know.

Speaker 62 But he's out.

Speaker 101 I called it.

Speaker 50 The reason this isn't working, I called it,

Speaker 56 and I can even find the clips for you.

Speaker 47 There are a bunch of people in Trump's orbit who believe they are using Donald Trump, that they are going to get something out of Donald Trump.

Speaker 36 And listen, they may get something out of Donald Trump because he's the president of the United States and he has the power to give people things that they want.

Speaker 50 Grants, funding, access, the things that all presidents can give people.

Speaker 10 The mistake these people are making is that Trump does not see them coming a mile away.

Speaker 63 He does.

Speaker 48 You may love Trump.

Speaker 123 You may hate Trump.

Speaker 124 You may think he's vulgar.

Speaker 4 You You may think he's a dictator.

Speaker 44 You might not like his policy.

Speaker 110 It's all whatever you want.

Speaker 4 That being said, his political instincts, you even have to admit, even if you're his enemy, you have to admit that his political instincts are, for the most part, pretty damn good.

Speaker 29 He sees these people coming a mile away, and then he keeps them around.

Speaker 84 A lot of them are fall guys.

Speaker 106 They're fall guys.

Speaker 93 You need a fall guy.

Speaker 61 When you're doing a lot of stuff, when you're moving through the world, pissing people off, going left, going right.

Speaker 10 I don't mean politically, I just mean, you know, literally making lefts, making rights, going through the town, driving around, screaming, the radio's on.

Speaker 126 You need somebody to share the burden.

Speaker 111 When people get angry at you, you have to deflect that anger because you have to keep being productive.

Speaker 47 This is the meaning of Teflon Don,

Speaker 62 meaning like like what they said about Gotti, what they say about all these guys.

Speaker 76 You have to refract the light off yourself, the heat that you're getting for whatever, and it's got to go somewhere else.

Speaker 118 You know?

Speaker 42 So all of these guys who think they're using Trump or that they're going to get one over on Trump and they behave

Speaker 63 in these ways and

Speaker 13 you're mystified by it.

Speaker 132 You go, why is he keeping some of these people around?

Speaker 48 My belief from watching him, you need a fall guy.

Speaker 90 He needs somebody to turn around and go,

Speaker 82 that guy's out.

Speaker 44 I mean, this is, you know, the apprentice, you're fired.

Speaker 115 This is where he comes from.

Speaker 108 He comes from the world of reality television, the reality spectacle.

Speaker 97 The reason nobody's been able to beat him is because he understands.

Speaker 136 that

Speaker 77 world better than everyone else, which is our world now.

Speaker 10 When you see Mike Tyson sitting, you know, Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, and Mike Tyson is sitting on Jake Paul's shoulders at the inauguration, you realize that everything is now the internet.

Speaker 93 Everything.

Speaker 11 Everything is now the internet.

Speaker 138 Nothing has survived.

Speaker 108 The old world is in ruins.

Speaker 44 It's in ruins.

Speaker 76 It's just spires of churches.

Speaker 4 I'm not saying anything about religion.

Speaker 139 I'm just saying it's all different buildings.

Speaker 108 It looks, the old world looks

Speaker 109 completely destroyed because it is.

Speaker 61 And the old world, I mean the media.

Speaker 29 I mean the

Speaker 107 legitimacy of scientific institutions, academic institutions, the government, the media.

Speaker 2 entertainment business, the world.

Speaker 23 The world in which we all lived for many, many

Speaker 140 has died.

Speaker 110 And the people that cannot accept that or are confused by that, there's a lag, they don't quite get it.

Speaker 90 They're talking about the future of CNN, the future of CNN.

Speaker 64 Well, what will come of CNN?

Speaker 142 They don't get it.

Speaker 8 They're unaware.

Speaker 108 Trump understands this world, this new world that he helped create.

Speaker 114 And the people around him created.

Speaker 35 They created it with reality television and then they created it with social media.

Speaker 76 And those are the two big cultural forces that have changed the way people behave and the way people process information.

Speaker 10 And the people that had a monopoly on information don't have one anymore.

Speaker 9 And now everybody can get into the game for better or for worse.

Speaker 35 And Trump understands all of those things.

Speaker 93 So this new world that has been created where you have

Speaker 47 Jake Paul and Mike Tyson at the inauguration, they just had a big fight and they might have another one.

Speaker 52 And

Speaker 44 the spectacle of this, Trump understands full well the value of that.

Speaker 10 So these guys that are around him, these tech guys, you know, for example, Trump's AI project with Sam Altman, where he gave Sam Altman, I believe, an investment of $500 million.

Speaker 2 Don't quote me on that, but I believe it is 500.

Speaker 4 Is it 500 billion?

Speaker 2 500 million. Look at me.

Speaker 102 $500 billion to Sam Altman with this AI project.

Speaker 44 And then Elon Musk and Sam Altman start fighting on X because Elon feels like he's been pushed out a little bit.

Speaker 35 President Donald Trump on Tuesday talked about a joint venture investing in about in up to $500 billion for infrastructure tied to artificial intelligence by a new partnership formed by OpenAI, Oracle, and SoftBank.

Speaker 111 The new entity, Stargate.

Speaker 97 Wasn't that a good movie, Stargate with Jodi Foster?

Speaker 62 Was that the movie?

Speaker 140 look up stargate or was it a show

Speaker 91 what was stargate stargate was it a show it was a film yeah who was was it kurt russell

Speaker 48 yeah yeah this was a film stargate

Speaker 61 what was this about

Speaker 41 I think it's about what we're paying 500 billion for.

Speaker 44 In modern-day Egypt, Professor Daniel Jackson teams up with a retired Army colonel to unlock the code of an interstellar gateway to an ancient Egypt-like world.

Speaker 101 They arrive on a planet ruled by the despotic Ra, who holds the key to the Earth traveler's safe return.

Speaker 111 Now, in order to escape from their intergalactic purgatory, Jackson and O'Neill, Musk and Altman, must convince the planet's people that Ra must be over there.

Speaker 79 But by the way, this is what they want to do.

Speaker 102 There's a reason I'm reading the description for this movie.

Speaker 54 There's a reason it's called Stargate.

Speaker 91 That's what they think is going to happen.

Speaker 132 All of these tech people that are all geniuses and whatever, and maybe some of them are, but that's really what they think is going to happen.

Speaker 147 It's just, some of it is science, some of it is science fiction, some of it is madness, but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 45 That's what they want to do.

Speaker 2 They're kind of bored on Earth. They're bored.

Speaker 42 And they want to go and do other cool shit.

Speaker 23 They want to have intergalactic fights.

Speaker 77 The new entity, Stargate, will start building out data centers and the electricity generation needed for the further development of fast-evolving AI in Texas, according to the White House.

Speaker 61 Now, by the way, we've all agreed that AI is terrifying,

Speaker 41 but

Speaker 9 we need to compete with China and other countries that are developing AI, because if they develop it

Speaker 43 faster than we do and they enslave their population first.

Speaker 145 You follow me here.

Speaker 124 If China enslaves their population more efficiently, then we listen to me.

Speaker 147 If we have to buy the AI programs from China to enslave our population, instead of China buying the AI programs from us to enslave their population, do you see where we're going here?

Speaker 111 We need to be competitive with China.

Speaker 124 If they're going to have supremacy in the AI sphere, we're going to have to go to them all the time and go,

Speaker 152 we need to buy your product to enslave our population because you've done it so well.

Speaker 2 And we don't want that.

Speaker 125 The chairman of Oracle suggested that the project was also tied to digital health records.

Speaker 153 It would make it easier to treat diseases such as cancer by possibly developing a customized vaccine.

Speaker 44 It is the beginning of the human

Speaker 2 hybrid, right?

Speaker 15 The chip's going to come in.

Speaker 25 It's going to detect when you're going to have a heart attack or a stroke.

Speaker 70 It's going to tell you your medical history. It's going to tell whoever's treating you your medical history.

Speaker 4 This is going to happen.

Speaker 149 There isn't really, it's not going to happen for us, perhaps, and maybe it's not going to happen.

Speaker 7 It probably will happen in our lifetime.

Speaker 121 We'll be too old.

Speaker 156 They'll go, why are we wasting them on you?

Speaker 64 A few people will get them probably.

Speaker 145 But this is coming.

Speaker 54 The push to build data centers predates Trump's presidency.

Speaker 12 Last October, the financial company Blackstone estimated the U.S.

Speaker 27 would see $1 trillion invested in data centers over five years, with another $1 trillion being committed internationally.

Speaker 44 Other partners in the project include Microsoft, investor MGX, and the chip makers ARM and NVIDIA, according to separate statements by Oracle and OpenAI.

Speaker 144 So Sam Altman and Elon Musk get up their little fight that they had after Trump has committed up to $500 billion

Speaker 44 to fund this research to make America the leader.

Speaker 110 Because this is what all these tech guys want.

Speaker 48 They don't, it's not about like,

Speaker 76 you know, what happens to the country or to people.

Speaker 2 It's about, are we the leader?

Speaker 61 Are we the leader in this?

Speaker 127 No matter what this is, by the way.

Speaker 72 And they believe that we have to merge with AI unless AI will defeat us.

Speaker 66 They believe that.

Speaker 109 They believe the cat's out of the bag.

Speaker 35 It's sentient or it's going to be sentient.

Speaker 145 And it's coming for you.

Speaker 153 And if you do not merge with it and harness the power of it, the human race is toast.

Speaker 76 This is not controversial.

Speaker 97 This is what they believe.

Speaker 51 They believe this investment that Trump is making is literally to secure the future of the human race.

Speaker 140 Otherwise, AI is going to wipe us out.

Speaker 125 This is what they've been pretty open about.

Speaker 45 Musk wrote on X, they don't actually have the money.

Speaker 4 SoftBank has well under 10 billion secured.

Speaker 66 I have that on good authority.

Speaker 44 Altman responded Wednesday to say Musk was wrong, as you surely know,

Speaker 13 and inviting Musk to

Speaker 32 visit the first site in Texas that is already under construction.

Speaker 125 This is great for the country.

Speaker 42 I realize what is great for the country isn't always optimal for your companies, but your new role, in your new role, I hope you'll mostly put America first.

Speaker 10 Altman wrote, using a U.S.

Speaker 33 flag emoji to represent America.

Speaker 128 So these guys are having like a bitch fight on X

Speaker 7 over AI.

Speaker 99 and this is the problem now with billionaires I was on Stavros's show the other day and we were talking about it you know billionaires used to be quietly evil

Speaker 31 and it was like you longed for that

Speaker 100 having like caddy fights this undignified need to be cool these caddy fights that you have with your competitor these people used to just kill each other they used to try to destroy each other in business they used to to just, I mean, you know, spread rumors and false narratives quietly, quietly.

Speaker 44 Now everything's right out in the open.

Speaker 137 Everybody's become a seventh grade girl.

Speaker 103 Everything's become a lunchroom.

Speaker 14 And everybody's kind of become a bitch.

Speaker 4 And I don't use that term in a gendered way because a lot of men that are bitches.

Speaker 35 I'm just saying.

Speaker 91 Everybody is becoming a caddy cunt.

Speaker 5 That's what everybody is.

Speaker 10 It doesn't matter how much money you have.

Speaker 45 Everybody's fighting in front of everybody else and hiring Hitler.

Speaker 123 And that's, it's a little dispiriting.

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Speaker 126 Now, by the way, the best thing from the inauguration was

Speaker 81 what seems to be, and I don't want to

Speaker 27 a transgender minister, perhaps.

Speaker 99 I don't know if this is true or not.

Speaker 9 Kind of lecturing the Trump family about what's going on.

Speaker 50 And

Speaker 90 so this is a bishop making a plea.

Speaker 42 This is Bishop Mary Ann Edgar

Speaker 4 Buddy Sermon challenging Trump at the inaugural service.

Speaker 43 She basically gets up there

Speaker 103 and she really gets very political and you can see how uncomfortable everybody is in the pews.

Speaker 44 Let's watch

Speaker 190 the minister. Let me make one final plea.

Speaker 110 Now this is now

Speaker 2 stop for a minute.

Speaker 135 Immediately,

Speaker 70 as soon as this minister goes, let me make one final plea, you know where it's going.

Speaker 90 And he knows.

Speaker 27 He knows exactly where it's going.

Speaker 83 This particular minister, as soon as she goes, let me make one final plea, there is no doubt where this is going.

Speaker 127 Everybody's waiting for it.

Speaker 2 Melania, Usha Vance is waiting for it.

Speaker 135 Nobody is

Speaker 61 confused about where this is heading when this minister goes, and now I would like to make one final plea.

Speaker 145 And this minister has kind of a cool, non-binary librarian vibe.

Speaker 39 You can feel

Speaker 107 the shifting in the seats.

Speaker 136 You can feel how uncomfortable it's about to get.

Speaker 190 Let me make one final plea, Mr. President.

Speaker 190 Millions have put their trust in you.

Speaker 190 And as you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God.

Speaker 190 In the name of our God,

Speaker 190 I ask you

Speaker 190 to have mercy upon the people in our country

Speaker 190 who are scared now.

Speaker 190 There are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in

Speaker 190 Democratic, Republican, and independent families,

Speaker 190 some who fear for their lives.

Speaker 191 And the people.

Speaker 14 And let's bring one of them up right now.

Speaker 4 And they just bring one of them up.

Speaker 58 That would be great.

Speaker 3 And they go, and now we're going to, and one of them is here with us tonight.

Speaker 49 There are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in Democratic and Republican. And one of them is here with us right now.

Speaker 49 And then you just see like a trial drag queen come up.

Speaker 66 And she's like, fuck you, bitch.

Speaker 49 She's like, and thank you. Thank you so much for that.

Speaker 49 Thank you so much for that. That is Desmond.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, Desi.

Speaker 67 Many of the people

Speaker 60 now, Trump, may I

Speaker 49 let me make one final plea with you and your fascist pig family.

Speaker 49 You said the other day that you feel

Speaker 49 that you're being guided by the loving hand of the provincial hand of a loving God.

Speaker 49 I'd ask you to have mercy right now on the people in this country that are scared.

Speaker 49 The demisexuals, the sapiosexuals,

Speaker 49 the people that are into bondage,

Speaker 49 the people that are into blood play,

Speaker 49 the people that are into SM,

Speaker 49 the people who go into an orgy without a safe word.

Speaker 49 I want you to take mercy on these people.

Speaker 49 I want you to take mercy on the immigrants who pick the strawberries that I put in my ass.

Speaker 49 Every now and then I will put strawberries in my ass. I come anally.

Speaker 157 I'm the minister.

Speaker 60 Many of you,

Speaker 49 many of you in this church are sitting here in this service and you're thinking about the people in this country right now who might be scared.

Speaker 49 People who are transgender, people who are non-binary, people who go by the Z-Zer pronoun, people who are

Speaker 49 gender fluid.

Speaker 49 Do you understand that? There are people right now in orgies that are illegal. They may not have the documents.
They may not have the documentation.

Speaker 49 But they're in an orgy right now and they're about to come.

Speaker 49 And they're scared. They're scared for what happens when you take office.
Can you speak to those people?

Speaker 49 Can you speak to illegal immigrant transgender people in an orgy right now at my house while I am here?

Speaker 49 Because there are five illegal immigrant transgender Guatemalans in my house having sex right now and I'm watching them on my phone and they're very scared.

Speaker 49 They're very scared of what's about to happen. Is there any way

Speaker 190 people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings, who labor in poultry farms and meat packing plants, who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shifts in hospitals,

Speaker 190 they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation.

Speaker 49 They are gay. They may not be citizens, but they're all in an orgy right now in my house.

Speaker 49 They're at an orgy in the basement of my house and they may not be citizens and they may not pay taxes, but they're going hard and they've been going hard for hours.

Speaker 52 They're on raw molly.

Speaker 49 raw molly, Mr. President.
And they're scared. They're scared of what's about to happen to them.
Is there going to be a raid?

Speaker 192 Are they going to be sweatily dragged out of my house?

Speaker 49 Their sweaty, shivering bodies coming down from Molly, covered in each other's fluids.

Speaker 156 They may not have the papers.

Speaker 49 They may not have the papers, but they're fucking Mr. President.

Speaker 156 And I want you.

Speaker 101 Tiffany Trump in the back is just, she just looks high.

Speaker 25 Let's finish this. This is

Speaker 190 very interesting. The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals.

Speaker 190 They pay taxes and are good neighbors.

Speaker 190 They are faithful members of our churches and mosques, synagogues, Wadara, and temples.

Speaker 156 Wadara, what's that?

Speaker 190 I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away.

Speaker 190 And that you help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands

Speaker 190 to find compassion and welcome here let people fleeing the ukraine have sex with me how god teaches us it doesn't matter we are supreme mercy what their gender is to the stranger they can make me come

Speaker 190 for we were all once strangers

Speaker 49 we were all once strangers until we took our clothes off and had sex with each other in my house nobody asks for papers when you're having sex We were all once strangers, Mr. President.

Speaker 49 We were strangers.

Speaker 49 Strangers in the night that met up in a parking lot after we exchanged a few messages on Craigslist. That's right.
I've been at this game for a long time.

Speaker 49 We were all strangers until we felt the warmth of another stranger's mouth. Have you ever felt the warmth of another stranger's mouth, Mr.
President?

Speaker 49 Because when you, I have a small penis that's made out of my clitoris.

Speaker 99 Mr.

Speaker 49 President, my clitoris, I have a small penis. that is made out of my clitoris.

Speaker 49 And it feels and it has a lot of nerve endings on it and it can be used as penis not in the traditional pornographic sense but in the sense that I can derive pleasure from this penis is it the biggest penis no

Speaker 49 but it's a penis that I can derive pleasure from and occasionally when an illegal immigrant puts this clitoris penis in their mouth and sucks it until I come I'm reminded that most people who come to this country do so because they have hopes and dreams.

Speaker 190 May God grant us the strength and courage to honor the dignity of every human being,

Speaker 190 to speak the truth to one another in love,

Speaker 190 and walk humbly with each other and our God

Speaker 156 for the good of all people.

Speaker 190 That's what I say when I come, my God, good of all people in this nation

Speaker 116 and the world.

Speaker 18 Well, there you go. It's,

Speaker 59 you know, one of those things that is happening in the world.

Speaker 49 It's just,

Speaker 67 you know, who knows what we're going to do? We don't know what's happening.

Speaker 18 There's 10,000 troops headed to the border. There is an emergency at the border.

Speaker 17 Trump is going to secure the border.

Speaker 58 It's what he ran on.

Speaker 59 It's how he got elected.

Speaker 99 People want

Speaker 99 troops.

Speaker 7 I don't know if people want troops at the border.

Speaker 49 They want the immigration situation to be figured out.

Speaker 12 I don't think people want a rampant wholesale deporting of grandmas.

Speaker 67 I don't think anyone wants that.

Speaker 103 But I do think that people want criminals gone. I think people

Speaker 156 want

Speaker 15 sanity in terms of who can come into the country.

Speaker 59 We can't keep having millions and millions and millions of people come into the country without any process.

Speaker 32 That's why Trump was elected.

Speaker 52 It's not only why Trump was elected.

Speaker 32 It's the reason that every leader in Europe, in the Netherlands, is either getting elected or getting very close to being elected, because the mass migration of people from one area to another is the biggest issue in the world.

Speaker 36 It is not, you know, racist or xenophobic.

Speaker 24 Now, of course, there are elements of it that are racist and xenophobic, but it is primarily an issue about the integration of people into an existing economic and cultural space, which is what a country is.

Speaker 10 And that's an issue that's not only an American issue, it's all over the world.

Speaker 157 And this is why Trump won.

Speaker 31 Trump won because people felt that elite people in this country, people that were wealthy, people that made money in the stock market, people that owned assets,

Speaker 14 didn't care about the rest of them.

Speaker 164 They didn't really give a shit.

Speaker 33 And what was good for their bottom line, what was good for their investors, what was good for their company was not necessarily good for the people of America, which is why Sam Altman is hitting Elon

Speaker 76 with the same critique, which is what's good for your companies isn't necessarily good for America.

Speaker 36 That's one of the reasons that Donald Trump got elected, certainly the first time and I think also this time, is because people feel

Speaker 76 that there is a uniparty in Washington.

Speaker 29 There are two sides of the same party, Democrats and Republican, and they both represent the interests of the donor class

Speaker 33 lobbyists, corporations, the military-industrial complex, and none of them care about the people.

Speaker 122 Now, what is Trump going to do for middle-class people?

Speaker 26 Let's see.

Speaker 2 Let's see.

Speaker 174 Let's watch.

Speaker 118 We don't know.

Speaker 89 Let's watch.

Speaker 98 There's a lot of arguments about it.

Speaker 15 Does Trump care?

Speaker 44 I don't love that all these tech guys are around him.

Speaker 32 I've said that.

Speaker 174 I'm not the only one saying it.

Speaker 42 There's people with a lot more power than me saying it.

Speaker 51 There's people with bigger audiences than me saying it.

Speaker 61 But there are people that are listening to not only me, but to a lot of different people who are noticing this and saying it.

Speaker 11 This may not be good, but I'm always reminded of how I started the episode.

Speaker 14 You need somebody there who might have to take a bullet.

Speaker 61 I'm worried about what's going on in the intelligence community a little bit.

Speaker 130 And I don't want to talk out of turn,

Speaker 93 but I'm worried a little bit about, I don't know, they don't want to confirm Tulsi.

Speaker 66 Here's why.

Speaker 39 Here's why that worries me.

Speaker 10 Not necessarily only about Tulsi, who I like and respect, but And what I like and respect about Tulsi is I think she understands that the major threat to America,

Speaker 36 certainly since 9-11 and probably even before that, has been stateless terrorist organizations,

Speaker 90 potentially with state backing, but they are able to cause a lot more havoc.

Speaker 71 Again, California, four new fires.

Speaker 183 Weird.

Speaker 2 Odd.

Speaker 7 People who've lived there forever, people who've grown up there are saying this is odd, strange, weird.

Speaker 61 Is it random homeless guys doing this?

Speaker 89 Perhaps.

Speaker 118 We don't know.

Speaker 26 But what what a great way to attack a place.

Speaker 10 What a great way to do a ton of devastation and damage.

Speaker 147 We don't know why any of this is happening.

Speaker 35 But Tulsi understands that it's terrorism

Speaker 138 that is more of a threat

Speaker 126 than Russia.

Speaker 122 There's a Cold War obsession with Russia.

Speaker 44 Now, the problem is if you go into the Ukraine and then you you back them and you fund a war and you let Russia blows the shit out of Ukraine and then you have all the contracts to rebuild the Ukraine and you have all the access to the rare earth minerals that the Ukraine is sitting on and

Speaker 124 American multinational corporations are handling all of the reconstruction in the Ukraine people are making a lot of fucking money and they don't want that gravy train to end

Speaker 44 And Tulsi Gabbard is going, but why is it in the national security interest of America to walk right up to a nuclear confrontation with with Russia

Speaker 151 over a border in the north of Ukraine that we could, they're gonna have the same type of deal

Speaker 26 that every war ends with, which is

Speaker 35 an exchange of territory

Speaker 102 and

Speaker 132 a treaty, a deal.

Speaker 38 And why are we going to spend years and years

Speaker 2 propping up

Speaker 57 the Ukraine to fight Russia in the hopes that the Russian state collapses,

Speaker 44 spending billions and billions and billions of dollars.

Speaker 138 Lives are being lost on both sides, Russia and the Ukraine.

Speaker 10 Is that good policy? Well, not if you're not a defense contractor.

Speaker 145 The only people benefiting from that war right now are the people that live in the 10 counties around Washington, D.C., and they're making a ton of money.

Speaker 103 Certainly not a Ukrainian mother whose husband is dead.

Speaker 110 Certainly not a Russian mother whose husband is dead.

Speaker 43 And it's certainly not anyone in the Ukraine who has a fantasy that they're going to get everything they want because they're not.

Speaker 107 There's going to be a negotiation and there's going to be

Speaker 23 the ending of that war is probably going to look a lot like what it could have been years ago before everybody made all that money.

Speaker 126 But nobody doesn't want to make that money.

Speaker 121 So when Tulsi Gabbard comes in and goes, well, why are we doing this?

Speaker 135 Immediately, they're trying to to get rid of her.

Speaker 15 And they're trying to say she may not even make it out of committee.

Speaker 158 Oh, my God, trying to make progress with my finances has been a real problem.

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Speaker 76 John Ratliff was just, I believe,

Speaker 3 confirmed. He's one of them.

Speaker 177 Heg Seth is defense.

Speaker 46 He's they're looking at him right now.

Speaker 43 He likes to booze it up, Hegseth.

Speaker 91 He likes to throw a few back, and occasionally he's thrown a woman or two in a water fountain.

Speaker 61 We don't love that.

Speaker 42 It's not ideal.

Speaker 147 But he also served the country honorably.

Speaker 43 I don't know what he did.

Speaker 110 You know, Jane Mayer wrote a whole thing about him.

Speaker 43 He likes to get, he likes to, he's one of those guys who likes to go to the convention.

Speaker 69 You ever work at a job and then everybody goes to the convention and they go, you know, this guy's going to get real fucked up.

Speaker 104 up

Speaker 61 he's that guy he's the guy at the convention who's just he's already in the bag at dinner you go you're in the bag you should go to your room he's like the fire we are

Speaker 79 he's that guy

Speaker 110 you know and then there's problems there's problem but we're not hearing the r-word

Speaker 2 we're not hearing that

Speaker 65 I don't know the details of some of what we're hearing.

Speaker 10 I think his ex-wife might have said she

Speaker 76 felt for, feared for her safety or something.

Speaker 120 But I don't know what that even means.

Speaker 23 People have said that about me because I drive fast.

Speaker 134 What do you mean by that?

Speaker 140 I have places to go.

Speaker 78 But

Speaker 65 I'm just saying he's moving through.

Speaker 116 He's moving through.

Speaker 39 They threw out Gates.

Speaker 145 Gates is on Cameo.

Speaker 123 And then I don't know what he's doing now.

Speaker 10 I think he's got a show on

Speaker 33 One American News Network or something.

Speaker 78 But,

Speaker 42 but yeah, so I mean, Heg Seth just likes, you know, the guy went to Iraq and he saw a lot of fucked up shit.

Speaker 76 When you send these guys over to Iraq, they see some fucked up shit.

Speaker 45 Their best friend's head gets blown off in front of them.

Speaker 27 So then they tend to get very religious.

Speaker 61 You tend to get religious.

Speaker 27 when your

Speaker 4 friend's brains are all over you.

Speaker 147 It tends to motivate you in that direction.

Speaker 23 I'm telling you, you do.

Speaker 39 You start getting tats.

Speaker 147 You know what I mean?

Speaker 42 Like you start,

Speaker 78 you gotta, you gotta believe some.

Speaker 124 If bullets are flying to the left and to the right, and everybody's brains are all over you.

Speaker 109 Okay, who is this?

Speaker 85 Is this his ex-wife?

Speaker 154 Yes.

Speaker 82 Okay, let's see what happened here.

Speaker 147 So he's got some tattoos people don't love.

Speaker 65 And he's very religious.

Speaker 42 but again it's like we're going back to like you know

Speaker 32 the alleged pattern of abuse and misconduct by mr hegseth is disturbing this behavior would disqualify any service member from holding any leadership position in the military much less being confirmed secretary of defense danielle describes in the affidavit allegations of volatile and threatening conduct by hegseth that made a second wife fear for her safety.

Speaker 10 Among the allegations are that Samantha hid in a closet once from him, that she developed escape plans for use if she felt the need to get away from him, that would be activated with a code word and that she did once put escape plans in action.

Speaker 82 I got to be honest.

Speaker 45 And I'm trying to give everyone a fair hearing here.

Speaker 14 That doesn't move me.

Speaker 115 I need to see something.

Speaker 102 Did he put hands on you?

Speaker 62 Were you hit?

Speaker 107 And I'm not saying that's the only kind of abuse.

Speaker 12 I know there's emotional abuse, but like when you say like, oh, I had an escape plan to put into action, I don't know.

Speaker 68 Maybe that's genuine.

Speaker 109 Maybe you're being dramatic.

Speaker 101 So I don't know.

Speaker 102 All I know, he's an intense guy.

Speaker 107 He seems intense.

Speaker 137 He was on Fox and Friends, the morning show.

Speaker 61 Right? Now he's doing this.

Speaker 61 Now, maybe he is a nut.

Speaker 91 But I'm just saying when somebody goes, what's the evidence?

Speaker 51 And someone goes, well, his ex-wife had an escape plan because he was a, I go, tons of people have really bad relationships.

Speaker 123 I don't know what that even means.

Speaker 61 And I need more evidence.

Speaker 24 And I'm not saying it doesn't exist.

Speaker 35 I'm just saying there needs to be a little bit more evidence than just, hey, this guy's a nut job.

Speaker 4 And we had volatile fights.

Speaker 44 There are tons of people that have volatile fights and make up and fight and make up and fight.

Speaker 66 She also says, I believe Hexes has an alcohol abuse problem and he was abused.

Speaker 36 And this is

Speaker 76 his first wife said he's going to.

Speaker 148 He has alcohol issues.

Speaker 131 That's clear.

Speaker 43 He has alcohol.

Speaker 91 He likes to throw them back.

Speaker 91 He likes to throw them back a little bit, I think.

Speaker 62 I think they had to drag him out of the hotel a few times.

Speaker 138 That seems to be a lot of where his issues stem from.

Speaker 23 He likes to hit it a little bit.

Speaker 9 Ratliff, CIA, let's see what his deal is.

Speaker 35 They just confirmed him as the director of the Central Intelligence Agency,

Speaker 26 an agency that I believe is always on the up and up.

Speaker 83 Just what I think.

Speaker 104 I could be wrong.

Speaker 43 So he was confirmed.

Speaker 44 Now, by the way, the CIA, by the way, a lot of the people in the

Speaker 144 intelligence community, our lovely intelligence community.

Speaker 129 Here we go.

Speaker 26 President-elect Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he has chosen Ratcliffe, Ratcliffe, sorry, to serve as CIA director.

Speaker 124 He kind of breezed through.

Speaker 39 The media didn't really jump on him, and he was the director of national intelligence before.

Speaker 23 Now maybe it's because he's really great and really qualified and maybe it's because

Speaker 102 they think he can

Speaker 9 be used somehow.

Speaker 142 But usually when there's no fight, when they don't put up any fight to confirm somebody,

Speaker 44 there might be an ulterior motive for that.

Speaker 146 It might be because they feel like he's useful to some degree.

Speaker 79 Ooh, he's a good one, he's a good one. We like him.

Speaker 139 Maybe it's because he's super qualified.

Speaker 90 Maybe it's because they feel like he's going to do the bidding of people that are not elected.

Speaker 127 A bunch of people,

Speaker 137 if you remember the Hunter Biden laptop,

Speaker 76 Russia disinformation story,

Speaker 126 where when it initially came out, I believe it was 50 members of the intelligence community, 51 members, something like that,

Speaker 123 signed a letter saying that that story about Hunter Biden's laptop was disinformation.

Speaker 31 And that it was Russian disinformation, and that it was a hoax.

Speaker 42 And that letter made Twitter and other

Speaker 61 places censor the laptop story.

Speaker 11 And many people, myself, other people, feel that that was election interference, that that story may have had

Speaker 149 an effect on the 2020 election.

Speaker 39 But the intelligence community, big members of the intelligence community, and this not like, can you get up who signed that letter?

Speaker 26 And we're not talking talking about like low-level guys at the CIA.

Speaker 44 We're not talking about the guy that sweeps the floor.

Speaker 23 We're not talking about like a part-time guy who comes in.

Speaker 2 We're not talking about somebody who's new.

Speaker 66 He doesn't know. Oh, he's new.

Speaker 52 He doesn't know.

Speaker 101 We're talking about highest level

Speaker 134 people in our intelligence community that signed this letter saying that this story was completely fake.

Speaker 64 And it's not.

Speaker 122 We're talking about really top dog people

Speaker 127 that

Speaker 134 have all

Speaker 57 temporarily

Speaker 110 here, here you go.

Speaker 42 In October 2020, a controversy emerged involving data from a laptop that belonged to Hunter Biden.

Speaker 145 On October 19, 2020, a group of 51 former senior intelligence officials who had served in four different administrations, including the Trump administration, released an open letter stating that the release of the alleged emails by the New York Post has all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation.

Speaker 152 51

Speaker 145 former intelligence officials that had served in four administrations.

Speaker 2 Here are some of these people, by the way, that have signed this letter.

Speaker 123 And you would think maybe some of them would know.

Speaker 44 Jim Clapper, James Clapper, the director of national intelligence.

Speaker 90 Michael Hayden, the director of the CIA from 2006 to 2009.

Speaker 4 Leon Panetta, the director of the CIA 2009 to 2011.

Speaker 148 John Brennan, director of the CIA 2013 to 2017.

Speaker 42 Okay.

Speaker 23 And then a bunch of other people, again, acting director, acting director, undersecretary for defensive intelligence, deputy director for the Defense Intelligence Agency, the DIA, acting director of the National Counterterrorism Center.

Speaker 89 All of these people sign this letter.

Speaker 157 All of these people, which makes you think, again, I don't want to sound nuts, but it makes you think that all of these people

Speaker 102 had an agenda to tank Trump.

Speaker 44 They all had that agenda.

Speaker 123 Now, for whatever reason.

Speaker 57 Now,

Speaker 54 we also have a highly questionable shooting.

Speaker 44 A guy that didn't exist with no social media profile

Speaker 39 got very, very, very close to killing the president of the United States when he was at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 103 We still don't really know much about that.

Speaker 93 And none of those people apparently know about it.

Speaker 26 These people are all in the dark.

Speaker 144 Everybody.

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Speaker 41 So

Speaker 136 there's...

Speaker 62 If there's any community Trump shouldn't trust, it's the...

Speaker 31 intelligence community.

Speaker 34 If there's any community he should be overly skeptical of in America, it's the intelligence community because their job is to control presidents, to seek to control the president of the United States.

Speaker 10 There's Thomas Matthew Crux.

Speaker 101 Not a looker. Not a looker.

Speaker 129 I mean, this guy's Wikipedia, by the way, it reads like

Speaker 26 Evidence on his political views remaining conclusive.

Speaker 144 In 2021, he donated $15 to a voter turnout group with the Democratic platform.

Speaker 26 When he reached a voting age of 18, he registered to vote in Pennsylvania as a member of the Republican Party and remained registered as a Republican until his death.

Speaker 3 So he donated $15 to the Democrats.

Speaker 39 Then he became a Republican, stayed a Republican until he shot the president from a roof that was too sloped to put a sniper on, but he was fine there.

Speaker 35 They shot him.

Speaker 41 His body didn't even roll off the roof.

Speaker 83 And there we have it. So

Speaker 54 classmates characterize him as being quiet.

Speaker 72 They said he was bullied.

Speaker 62 He has a quiet demeanor and he liked camouflage hunting outfits.

Speaker 44 We don't know anything really about his family.

Speaker 2 We haven't seen a ton of interviews.

Speaker 57 And

Speaker 118 we don't know.

Speaker 41 So

Speaker 79 if you're an

Speaker 55 imaginative person,

Speaker 144 you might feel that

Speaker 42 he was perhaps

Speaker 110 part of a,

Speaker 74 I don't want to use a C word, conspiracy.

Speaker 4 He had explosives, unexploded munitions in his car that they found, bombs, all these things.

Speaker 65 And so, this guy

Speaker 64 who went and tried to kill the president of the United States and almost succeeded, okay, he purchased over 50 rounds of ammunition and a ladder before going to the rally.

Speaker 110 He flew a drone over the rally.

Speaker 134 We remember all this stuff, okay?

Speaker 26 And the Secret Service

Speaker 109 dropped the ball in a major way.

Speaker 123 Now,

Speaker 57 if I'm Trump and I'm the people around Trump,

Speaker 41 I don't believe that was a random event.

Speaker 35 I don't think it was

Speaker 22 purely random.

Speaker 161 I don't think he

Speaker 69 I don't think he believes that.

Speaker 33 I don't think the people around him believe that.

Speaker 62 And I have it on decent authority that

Speaker 44 they believe

Speaker 103 that there's more to that story.

Speaker 26 At the very least, there's more to that story.

Speaker 120 So if there's one community that Trump should probably look out for, it's the people in the intelligence community who ever since the days of like Alan Dulles basically have a parallel command structure where they do whatever the hell they want.

Speaker 134 They don't care.

Speaker 42 They're not carrying out orders from the president.

Speaker 26 They're doing whatever they want.

Speaker 133 They're instigating attacks in other countries.

Speaker 106 They're

Speaker 124 framing people for certain things.

Speaker 153 They're trying to keep America in a constant state of war.

Speaker 107 And they're doing things domestically and internationally to serve that goal.

Speaker 2 And if the president's not for it,

Speaker 45 they don't give a shit.

Speaker 2 They don't really care.

Speaker 122 This is, you know, has been going on since the days of Alan Dulles when the OSS became the CIA.

Speaker 36 And now, of course, the CIA has grown into the DIA, the NSA.

Speaker 44 I mean, it's a whole labyrinth of agencies where unelected people

Speaker 125 are basically conducting the business of America with the black budget stuff, narco-trafficking, human trafficking, whatever, however they're getting money.

Speaker 44 It's not congressionally approved.

Speaker 27 These are not above-board projects that the American people are signing off on.

Speaker 32 These are not even covert projects that members of Congress are signing off on.

Speaker 153 These are unknown to anyone except a few people in the CIA projects that are being carried out.

Speaker 51 And Trump is, you know, he's basically got to really watch his back in this sense.

Speaker 130 And I, you know, I don't know if the people that are around, I think some of the people that are around him know that.

Speaker 19 And I think some of them don't.

Speaker 97 And again, this isn't about whether you agree with his domestic or foreign policy.

Speaker 4 This is about, this is any president, whether it was Obama,

Speaker 22 Trump,

Speaker 127 Bush, everybody can get led astray by the intelligence community, get manipulated by the intelligence community, can be left out.

Speaker 35 There's intelligence they don't read presidents into.

Speaker 56 They don't know what's going on.

Speaker 133 So hopefully this guy that's appointed to the head of the CIA,

Speaker 65 Because they just froze the security clearances of a lot of those people,

Speaker 93 almost all of of them, and I believe maybe all of them.

Speaker 51 If you look up this, the security clearances of the people that signed that letter,

Speaker 26 a lot of those security clearances, yeah.

Speaker 41 Trump moves to revoke

Speaker 35 security clearances of ex-intelligence officials who signed letter on the Hunter Biden laptop.

Speaker 102 But as long as those intelligence people have somebody in the agency that's loyal to them, it doesn't really matter if they have a security clearance or not.

Speaker 148 Because they can just operate from outside of that agency in the shadows using whoever is in there like a puppet.

Speaker 39 So the president has a lot of authority when it comes to security clearances.

Speaker 83 A problem the White House will run into is this.

Speaker 34 If they depart from their existing procedures, it could set up a judicial appeal for these 51 people, and it will probably be a class action suit since they're all alike or in similar circumstances.

Speaker 69 So a lot of these intelligence officials potentially could sue the president and go, we should have our security clearances back.

Speaker 44 And Trump is like, we need to temporarily yank them until we find out why this was done.

Speaker 10 The list includes prominent officials like James Clapper, the director of national intelligence under former President Obama, John Brennan, and Leon Panetta, who served as Obama's CIA director.

Speaker 2 These are some of the most powerful people in the world, make no mistake.

Speaker 101 These are

Speaker 36 some of the most powerful people in the world, and they have just had their security clearances yanked.

Speaker 2 They don't usually take things like that lying down, but instead of fighting a high-profile public battle about their security clearances, they're probably just going to seek to put their people in positions of power in the intelligence community.

Speaker 48 Separately this week, Trump abruptly ended the U.S.

Speaker 101 Secret Service detail assigned to Bolton, John Bolton.

Speaker 174 I think I did red-eye with him, who's been the subject of assassination plots by by Iran.

Speaker 137 The CIA is doing this fun thing now called

Speaker 106 everything's Iran.

Speaker 48 So everything

Speaker 135 that is Iran, by the way, everything you're going to hear about is Iran.

Speaker 45 So just get ready for that because that's where they want to go now.

Speaker 88 You can feel it.

Speaker 91 That's where they want to go next.

Speaker 139 They are gunning for Iran.

Speaker 42 They want to go into Iran.

Speaker 91 Israel wants to go into Iran.

Speaker 44 We want to go.

Speaker 39 It is, you can feel the inertia that moves us close to Iran.

Speaker 52 They want in.

Speaker 26 They want into Iran and they want it bad.

Speaker 147 And so the CIA is just going to do a bunch of shit,

Speaker 42 say it's Iran, and then we're going to go to war with Iran.

Speaker 24 This is what's going to be, this is the modus operandi of how they operate.

Speaker 44 They're going to go,

Speaker 43 these Iranians are nuts.

Speaker 42 We have wanted to go into Iran since I'm a child.

Speaker 48 I've been hearing about this, by the way we went into iraq everyone's like next is iran like i remember being in a dunkin' donuts on long island with these mouth breathers and there was this guy in dunkin donuts he's like the next one's gonna be iran

Speaker 2 and he was just drinking a fucking you know colada or whatever the next one's gonna be iran we're gonna get him

Speaker 79 And they've been, they've been trying to get Iran forever.

Speaker 79 But if I was Brennan,

Speaker 152 and if I was these guys, and I'm not,

Speaker 65 but if I was these guys, and don't kill me,

Speaker 134 if I was these guys, my goal would be

Speaker 43 to staff that agency with people who are not loyal to the president and in fact would continue the cover-up of crimes that had been committed.

Speaker 125 and would keep running things like business as usual,

Speaker 111 keep everything going.

Speaker 167 Keep blackmailing politicians using

Speaker 135 honeypot sex traps.

Speaker 9 Keep the drug trade going.

Speaker 2 Keep partnering with cartels.

Speaker 26 Play some games.

Speaker 79 That's what they do.

Speaker 23 It's a criminal organization.

Speaker 126 I'm not saying we don't need an intelligence community.

Speaker 150 I'm not saying we don't need information on what other countries are doing, but

Speaker 106 that's not all the intelligence community does.

Speaker 127 And everybody knows that.

Speaker 55 Everybody knows that.

Speaker 101 Okay?

Speaker 44 They do a lot of things, and they do a lot of things that don't benefit the United States.

Speaker 34 They have their own agenda, and there's a lot of big money all over the world.

Speaker 82 Billionaires, business owners.

Speaker 26 I mean, huge.

Speaker 109 groups of and now these people are moving around the world now more than they ever have and let's also go into this for a minute You know, Britain just

Speaker 109 were thinking of,

Speaker 153 they just came out this tax plan a few months ago that people really don't like.

Speaker 57 Where if you are a non-Dom, like if you are non-domiciled in the UK and you were earning money in other countries, the UK says, they used to say, just pay us a fee.

Speaker 35 And we're not going to tax the money you own from enterprises abroad outside of the UK.

Speaker 40 Now, Kiera Starmer and

Speaker 118 the new government in there

Speaker 45 is basically saying that's not feasible.

Speaker 61 We want the money.

Speaker 42 If you're in the UK and you're earning money from outside of the UK somewhere else, we're no longer doing this deal where you just pay us a fee and we don't tax your money.

Speaker 62 There you go, Rachel Reeves.

Speaker 35 Rachel Reeves, she's now softening the non-DOM tax changes.

Speaker 34 She's basically phasing them in in a slower way.

Speaker 43 But what they're basically saying,

Speaker 65 and the reason that she's softening this, because they're basically saying, if you live in London, and

Speaker 65 even though if you're not a domicile there, if you're living there and you're a CEO, you're a footballer, you're a banker, whatever you're doing there, and you're making money abroad offshore, we're taxing that now.

Speaker 127 You're no longer going to be able to just pay us a fee.

Speaker 126 Now, people might agree with that and might say that sounds great.

Speaker 91 However, an analysis from Henley and Partners found that more than 10,000 millionaires left the UK in 2024.

Speaker 148 That's 157% increase on the previous year.

Speaker 20 10,000 millionaires left the UK in 2024.

Speaker 48 They're going to Dubai.

Speaker 111 They're going to places in the Emirates.

Speaker 35 They're coming to the United States of America.

Speaker 101 Okay?

Speaker 147 Some of these are centimillionaires, meaning they have more than $100 million.

Speaker 4 Some of these are billionaires.

Speaker 101 They're able

Speaker 118 to move around now more, and California is going to find this out.

Speaker 2 I know you got good weather.

Speaker 142 How's it now with the ash in your throat?

Speaker 135 It's going to be these people are moving around.

Speaker 58 They used to not be able to move around like this.

Speaker 158 Oh, my God. Trying to make progress with my finances has been a real problem.

Speaker 155 That's why I'm using QIIME.

Speaker 132 That's why when you set up a direct deposit through Chime, you get access to fee-free features like overdraft coverage, getting paid up to two days early with direct deposit and more.

Speaker 161 CHIME is banking done right.

Speaker 169 I mean, Chime is the best.

Speaker 170 The Chime futures I love most,

Speaker 150 Open an account in two minutes at chime.com/slash Tim.

Speaker 178 That's chime.com/slash Tim.

Speaker 180 Degree is the wake up, work out, make a fully family breakfast antiperspirant, the dashing, darting, carpool honking, get the kids off to school antiperspirant, the work from home and do the laundry, grocery shop on your lunch hour, never take a break antiperspirant.

Speaker 27 Here's why this is important.

Speaker 15 Here's why this ties into what I'm saying.

Speaker 119 A lot of these people do not have any type of loyalty or allegiance to a specific nation.

Speaker 3 They are looking after themselves and their financial interests.

Speaker 34 They are not going to stay in Britain if they're taxed out.

Speaker 4 They are not going to stay in states like California.

Speaker 134 Some will, but a lot of them won't.

Speaker 126 How does this tie into the CIA?

Speaker 2 I'm glad you asked.

Speaker 84 All of these people, and we're not talking about a banker making $4 million a year.

Speaker 4 We're talking about centimillionaires.

Speaker 82 We're talking about billionaires.

Speaker 101 Okay?

Speaker 53 Their loyalty is not

Speaker 44 to a nation.

Speaker 35 Their loyalty is not to any specific landmass.

Speaker 44 Their loyalty is not even to a government.

Speaker 72 It's to a certain operating system that allows them to compound their wealth.

Speaker 61 And in order to do that, they have to have people

Speaker 63 that represent them.

Speaker 126 And the people that represent them are not the congressmen and senators that you're electing.

Speaker 27 Some of them are, but the vast majority of people that represent those interests are in the intelligence community.

Speaker 63 Those interests are

Speaker 126 protected by people in the intelligence community, people that live in those 10 counties in D.C.

Speaker 87 that are among the wealthiest in the United States of America.

Speaker 34 Those are the people who are representing the interest, the business interests

Speaker 35 of a lot of centimillionaires and billionaires.

Speaker 44 So now that they don't have

Speaker 35 a particular alliance per se to a country, everybody's moving around.

Speaker 121 People are mobile.

Speaker 66 They're working remote.

Speaker 22 You have a big, big problem on your hands.

Speaker 34 If you're trying to run a country, you have a big problem on your hand because you have

Speaker 125 a group of people that don't.

Speaker 2 care about the law. They don't respect the law.

Speaker 104 They are oligarchs.

Speaker 175 And some of them are in the tech community, and some of them live in America.

Speaker 44 And some of them think they're going to get a lot out of this administration.

Speaker 19 Some of them may, and some of them may not.

Speaker 125 But this is a group of people

Speaker 133 that are doing business.

Speaker 25 They are doing business, illicit business, black budget

Speaker 70 with intelligence communities all over the world.

Speaker 39 And that business is

Speaker 172 billions and trillions of dollars.

Speaker 136 There is a huge underground economy that a lot of these guys are operating in.

Speaker 34 Weapons, drugs, people,

Speaker 22 laundering.

Speaker 45 And that underground economy and the overground economy commingle.

Speaker 126 And a lot of the commingling is happening

Speaker 34 with the intelligence community's blessing.

Speaker 35 And that's why it becomes so important for the Trump administration to really understand

Speaker 101 who these people are,

Speaker 83 what their capabilities are, what their powers are.

Speaker 39 Because I think a lot of them miss it.

Speaker 98 A lot of them miss it.

Speaker 64 You know?

Speaker 64 I read a story about a woman in the UK who was eaten by her pugs, 34 years old.

Speaker 175 It's never nice when a friendly dog does that.

Speaker 135 If it's a cane corso or something, you kind of, but a friendly dog eaten by her pugs,

Speaker 8 it's not good.

Speaker 130 Like a friendly, yeah, woman's body found half eaten by pugs.

Speaker 31 That's what the real frozen is, isn't it?

Speaker 83 The real frozen is not Elsa and the song, Let It Go, Let It Go.

Speaker 76 The Real Frozen is this. The real frozen is you're 34 years old.

Speaker 34 You die in your apartment and you're eaten by your pugs.

Speaker 51 That's what a real Disney film is.

Speaker 170 It's not Let It Go.

Speaker 83 It's not Elsa.

Speaker 123 She's from Romania.

Speaker 62 Very sad.

Speaker 17 You know, it's very sad.

Speaker 153 It was a shocking scene. She was half-eaten by her pugs.

Speaker 43 You know, something's up.

Speaker 43 Something's up.

Speaker 101 What do I know?

Speaker 21 My beautiful sister is no longer among us.

Speaker 87 My deepest condolences to you. I'm in shock.

Speaker 2 What happened to her?

Speaker 33 Please let me know if I can help with anything.

Speaker 71 Condolences. It's very sad.

Speaker 89 They were hungry, the pugs.

Speaker 2 Look at them.

Speaker 19 Look at them.

Speaker 99 Do a close-up on those two.

Speaker 17 Vicious killers.

Speaker 159 Vicious monsters.

Speaker 101 God.

Speaker 36 If you think about it like that, the intelligence community is the pugs.

Speaker 33 And that woman is our country.

Speaker 21 Dying in an apartment, and

Speaker 21 no one cares.

Speaker 153 She dressed that pug up in that stylish jacket, and then it ate her.

Speaker 66 Do you see close up on the pug's face?

Speaker 155 You can almost tell it's a problem.

Speaker 25 You can almost tell this pug is a little bit of a problem.

Speaker 10 This is why I know people with snakes and everything.

Speaker 18 It's just not the move.

Speaker 26 They're going to eat you.

Speaker 71 They're going to kill you. Stop inviting animals into your home.

Speaker 87 Stop inviting animals into your home.

Speaker 170 Dogs are fine. Cats are fine.
But just don't expect any loyalty from them.

Speaker 88 If you die, they will eat you.

Speaker 26 They ate this woman.

Speaker 66 These pugs who she dressed up in little jackets ate her.

Speaker 40 It's terrible.

Speaker 17 TimDylanComedy.com, if you want to come see us live.

Speaker 48 Interesting stuff.

Speaker 83 We're going to really see right now how this tech war is taking shape.

Speaker 4 Trump came out recently.

Speaker 87 He goes, Elon's not getting a seat in the West Wing.

Speaker 160 He's not going to have a desk.

Speaker 27 Vivek is out.

Speaker 19 Vivek Rama Lama is out at Doge, and he's now running for the governor of Ohio.

Speaker 87 Sam Allman and Elon openly fighting over Trump's investment in AI.

Speaker 61 How does this all play out?

Speaker 21 I gotta, I put the money on Trump.

Speaker 53 I do.

Speaker 87 I've just observed him for too long. I've seen him for too long.

Speaker 72 He usually doesn't lose.

Speaker 39 He doesn't lose.

Speaker 63 And these guys, these nerds,

Speaker 127 they don't know how to regulate their emotions.

Speaker 109 And

Speaker 2 they're like all over the place.

Speaker 161 So you could see them coming a mile away.

Speaker 66 You can, you know, the minute the vet, just the minute this guy's guy's asked one question, he can't even do it.

Speaker 110 He comes out, he's like, How about you?

Speaker 41 Maybe a little less,

Speaker 27 a little less jock, a more screech, more Urkel.

Speaker 2 That's what America's about, Urkel. Like

Speaker 42 the guy had one chance, and the guy fucked it up.

Speaker 78 The one who surprised me is Vance because he has a tech background, but he rose to the occasion, and the guy ended up being a real asset to the ticket.

Speaker 2 But Vivek was kind of a mess.

Speaker 142 That guy was a mess.

Speaker 43 And he's out of it.

Speaker 23 He's out already.

Speaker 147 My bet is that Elon is next.

Speaker 62 My bet is that Elon is next.

Speaker 137 I think he's going to be the fall guy.

Speaker 91 Let's watch one more time. Let's see this one more time.

Speaker 41 And again, don't misunderstand.

Speaker 2 All he's saying is Heil Hitler.

Speaker 8 It's not a huge deal.

Speaker 94 I'm going to go. Some elections are, you know,

Speaker 94 important, some are not.

Speaker 96 But this one, this one,

Speaker 96 this one really matters.

Speaker 94 And I just want to say thank you for making it happen.

Speaker 96 Thank you.

Speaker 96 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 120 and out of the back, to Noah.

Speaker 112 Yes. And you see the house to me.

Speaker 94 My heart goes out to you.

Speaker 66 If you're worth that kind of money, you should be seen twice a year.

Speaker 49 Do you know how cool he would be if he was mysterious and he just showed up like twice a year?

Speaker 56 You know,

Speaker 136 familiarity breeds contempt.

Speaker 74 If this guy just just emerged twice a year from like a rocket ship, from a spaceship, it landed and he just came out.

Speaker 35 But I mean, it's like dad jokes and seek heiling.

Speaker 121 If I wanted dad jokes and seek heiling, I'd hang out with my family.

Speaker 80 I've got uncles that can do this.

Speaker 2 I've got uncles that can laugh awkwardly, make dad jokes, and seek heil.

Speaker 57 This is nothing that if you have Irish uncles, they can seek Heil.

Speaker 175 They can certainly see Gil.

Speaker 21 I don't need a $300 million genius to build a rocket.

Speaker 173 I can go to see my uncles and they will make dumb jokes and Heil Hitler.

Speaker 101 Okay.

Speaker 101 All right?

Speaker 117 I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 44 And they could be bitchy and cunty too.

Speaker 15 We hope everyone has a nice...

Speaker 55 We hope you enjoyed your...

Speaker 99 It's freezing everywhere.

Speaker 98 It's very cold everywhere, and a lot of people are going to be, but the place that is not cold is L.A.

Speaker 71 with four new fires. It never ends.

Speaker 117 It'll never end.

Speaker 120 It'll never end.

Speaker 21 LA is just on fire and no one cares.

Speaker 12 And it's so funny because it's not a sympathetic place and it just burns and no one cares about it at all.

Speaker 121 And so there's more fires all the time.

Speaker 87 And now it's just going to get to a point where the whole

Speaker 21 county is engulfed in flames and it's just, it will barely make the news.

Speaker 98 The next fires will barely, they will barely be in the news.

Speaker 139 They'll be like, and Los Angeles is done.

Speaker 147 And Los Angeles is done.

Speaker 173 We're getting word that the few remaining survivors in Los Angeles have taken their own lives.

Speaker 7 That is going to be, that's how apocalyptic the news will be getting soon about Los Angeles.

Speaker 66 Many of the survivors of the Los Angeles fires

Speaker 87 have actually died of smoke inhalation poisoning and have been eaten by their dogs.

Speaker 34 People in Los Angeles are being eaten by their pugs.

Speaker 9 They're burnt little pugs.

Speaker 171 Can you imagine that?

Speaker 155 You're just,

Speaker 87 you just feel your pugs eating you.

Speaker 71 That's how it should end for many of the people in Los Angeles.

Speaker 74 All those people who did the writer's strike, they should be eaten by their own pugs.

Speaker 2 They're little burnt pugs, just an army of burnt little pugs ripping the skin off their bones, off their worthless bones as they lay there on the floor of their smoked-out little shack.

Speaker 12 And I say that respectfully.

Speaker 195 Even though severe cases can be rare, respiratory syncytial virus or RSV is still the leading cause of hospitalization in babies under one.

Speaker 195 RSV often begins like a cold or the flu, but can quickly spread to your baby's lungs. Ask your doctor about preventative antibodies for your baby this season and visit protectagainstrsv.com.

Speaker 195 The information presented is for general educational purposes only. Please ask your healthcare provider about any questions regarding your health or your baby's health.

Speaker 191 Even when you're playing music,

Speaker 191 you're always listening to your baby, especially when RSV is on your mind.

Speaker 191 Bifortis, Nursevimab ALIP, is the first and only long-acting preventative antibody that gives babies the RSV antibodies they lack.

Speaker 191 Baphortis is a prescription medicine used to help prevent serious lung disease caused by RSV or respiratory syncytial virus in babies under age one born during or entering their first RSV season and children up to 24 months who remain at risk of severe RSV disease through their second RSV season.

Speaker 191 Your baby shouldn't receive Baphortis if they have a history of serious allergic reactions to Baphortis, nursevimab ALIP, or any of its ingredients.

Speaker 191 Tell your baby's doctor about any medicines they're taking and all their medical conditions, including bleeding or bruising problems. Serious allergic reactions have happened.

Speaker 191 Get medical help right away if your child has any of the following signs or symptoms of a serious allergic reaction, such as swelling of the face, mouth, or tongue, difficulty swallowing or breathing, unresponsiveness, bluish color of skin, lips, or underfingernails, muscle weakness, severe rash, hives, or itching.

Speaker 191 Most common side effects include rash and pain, swelling, or hardness at their injection site. Individual results may vary.
Ask your baby's doctor about Bayfortis.

Speaker 2 Visit Bayfortis.com or call 1-855-BEFORTIS.

Speaker 195 Even though severe cases can be rare, respiratory syncytial virus, or RSV, is still the leading cause of hospitalization in babies under one.

Speaker 195 RSV often begins like a cold or the flu, but can quickly spread to your baby's lungs. Ask your doctor about preventative antibodies for your baby this season and visit protectagainstrsv.com.

Speaker 195 The information presented is for general educational purposes only. Please ask your healthcare provider about any questions regarding your health or your baby's health.

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