427 - Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors in LA

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Are we excited about the ceasefire? I am pumped about the ceasefire between Israel and Hamas.
It's a ceasefire, baby. What happened to that? What happened to the days when, like, Bruce Springsteen would write a song like that? It's what I desire, a ceasefire.
And it would be a moment. I don't feel like we have enough of those today.
We don't have moments. We don't.
We don't have a nice moment, like a nice, you know. Now, people are mad at Israel because the ceasefire starts on Sunday, officially.
And yesterday, I think they killed a bunch of people that were celebrating the ceasefire. That's what happened.
There was a bunch of people

celebrating the ceasefire and Israel killed them. Well, listen, have you ever said, I'm starting a diet on Monday? What do you do Sunday? It's lasagna night.
So this Israel starting a diet of no killing of the Palestinians on Sunday.

They're starting a strict ketogenic, no carbs killing Palestinian babies at all for any reason on Sunday. But up until Sunday, you're going to loosen the belt loop a couple, no? I mean, it's like Sunday we're going to do the right thing, but tonight we dine in hell.
I mean, that's kind of the Israel ramps up deadly airstrikes on Gaza after a ceasefire deal is reached. They need a few days to get it out of their system, from what I understand.
They need a few days. You can't go cold turkey on killing.
You have to ease off. You got to ease off.
You

know, when I was in fifth grade, I was coming down a hill in Goshen, New York. It's a suburb

in Rockland County. It might be Putnam.
Either Putnam or Orange or Rockland County. It doesn't

matter. The point is I was coming down a hill.
I, I did a, uh, I pumped the brakes. I flew off the bike and I got scars on the elbows, rocks and everything went on the elbow because I pumped the, and I flew off.
You, I mean, I'm sorry. I jammed on the brakes.
I didn't pump them. You got to pump the brake.
You got to slow down at a speed that doesn't just jolt you. And I didn't.
So Israel's going to have to. You got to give them a minute.
They've really been killing now for the span of, what, two years? Is it two years of this? A lot of it, right? Almost two years. It's almost two years of them kind of, you know, killing.
So they have to take a little, you know, and hopefully, you know, by Sunday, they can kind of like chill. And now Hamas, remember Hamas? Hamas is going to let the hostages out.
But before that happens, right here it says, Israel, Hamas, cease for a deal, will go into effect too late for Akram Abu Ahmed to see his children again. His family's sole survivor after an Israeli airstrike, Ahmed, was sleeping in the area of Gaza City in the early hours of Thursday,

celebrating the news of the truce when he heard a loud sound and he was thrown into the air. Dustin screams around me.
For Israel to attack, like, it's a party to celebrate the truce. and Israel, I mean, it's really, of line, but also, like, there's a level of irony there that cannot even fully be understood unless you are one of the people at that party having fun.
Maybe there's a dance, like kind of like a ceasefire, like, you know, like one of the dances they do. And then there it is.
This is going on. Everyone's happy.
And then you go, hold on. What's that? What's that noise? Look at how happy everyone is.
Then, then a noise, and everybody looks at each other,

and it's like, you know,

It's to curb your enthusiasm music.

Because, you know, you're out there celebrating a ceasefire, and then you get killed. During the ceasefire celebration, it's one minute, it's a celebration of a ceasefire.
The next minute, someone's leg is in your lap, and you're like, what is going on? I thought we were done with this, but Israel says, no, no, no, no, no. Sunday.
You're a little early. You're a little early.
We're starting this Sunday. We are not, today is not part of it.
I wonder if Israel said that. Today is not part of it.
We're going to get a few airstrikes in before we start. And they killed 115 people.
Well, I'm going to call this right now. I don't know if I'm right.
And I'm going to say this, and people might get angry with me or people might not agree with me. I'm going to make a stunning prediction on this program, on this show, in front of everybody, in front of the world.
I'm going to put my name on the line right now. I'm very happy about the ceasefire deal, but I'm going to say this.
I don't believe. I'm putting myself out there.
I don't believe this is the end of the problems between these two. I just don't.
I just don't. I just don't.
Call me a cynic. I believe that there's going to be some residual bad blood.
I'll say it. I'll say it.
I believe personally, now it might not be true. I don't know.
I'm just saying there could be perhaps, potentially, possibly some residual bad blood between these two groups because I got to be honest with you I just think that even though they have this nice ceasefire they did Israel killed 28 children and 31 women in this at the ceasefire party where they all hey by the way stop going to ceasefire parties apparently that's hazardous to your health. Don't do that.
Israel and Hamas, and it's kind of become a war on the civilians of Gaza, though. I mean, let's be honest.
I know that it's supposed to be just a war on Hamas, but it feels, to me, again, an observer, that it is more sort of becoming a war on the civilians because it's a lot of civilians.

Now, I know that Israel will say that four-year-old was in Hamas,

and he might have been.

I don't know.

I don't know.

And that seems to be the argument.

Many of these toddlers are in Hamas.

But I don't know.

I just think there could be some research.

So right now in Gaza, they say 46,707 people have been killed,

about 17,500 children, injured more than 109,000 people,

and missing more than 11,000.

Yeah.

Israel killed about 1139, injured 8730 with Israel. That's the Israeli death toll versus the Gaza death toll.
Now, these death tolls may not be accurate. The missing, clearly, the missing people in Gaza are probably not thriving, is my guess.
I would add most of the missing to the death toll. It would be what I, if I was, if I was sitting down at the win in Vegas and I was a gambling man and they said, what do you think happened to those missing people in Gaza? I'd go, well, and then I would move the chips into the dead.
There would be, there'd be a table and one thing would say dead, the circle, and I would just take all the missing chips and I'd go, but I'd make a face because it'd be sad. I'd go, put them there because they're probably no longer with us.
That would be my guess. I don't know.
They could be thriving. I don't know.
I mean, perhaps they're thriving. I don't think so.
What are we going to do with these kids? Steve Whitcoff, a real estate entrepreneur, went over there and Netanyahu, he said, I'm meeting you on the Sabbath. And Netanyahu's like, well, I'm on the Sabbath.
And Witkoff's like, hey, man, I don't give a shit. I don't care what you're doing.
I'm also a Jew, but I don't give a fuck. We're getting this thing done.
And he went over there and he basically said, listen, there's going to be hell to pay. We've been a great friend to Israel.
You have to be a friend to us. We need a ceasefire right now.
Trump is coming in and we're not going to do this anymore. Witkoff's a friend to Trump.
He was golfing with Trump, the second assassination attempt. Witkoff's a real estate developer and his buddies with Trump.
And basically, he's new to diplomacy, Witkoff. He hasn't done anything like this before.
But Trump was like, you know, you go over there and carry this message to Netanyahu. Tell him we're kind of done here.
We're done with this. We cannot have this go on anymore.
We need a ceasefire deal. And now Gaza is going to release the hostages.
And I'm going to tell you this. And now people are going to get mad at me for saying this.
I want grateful hostages when they come out. I want happy hostages.
And I want hostages ready to turn the page. I do.
I do. Even if you were in the hole for a year or two years, and I know it's not good and you have psychological issues and things like that, I know things were terrible.
But I'm telling you right now, I'm not personally in the mood to do hostage trauma porn on every news show. Call me insensitive.
I don't care. I want a happy hostage.
Sorry. I want a happy, I want a hostage who's ready to turn the page.
I don't want a hostage who's going to marinate in their misfortune in front of all of us. I'm sorry it happened.
I didn't do it. But I want a happy hostage.
I want a happy hostage. I want, I want, during the first, during the 42-day first phase, 33 of the remaining women, children, elderly, and severely ill hostages will be released in exchange for roughly 1,000 Palestinian security prisoners.
Israel will partially withdraw from Gaza while helping facilitate the entry of 600 trucks of humanitarian aid into the Strip each day. The second stage will see the release of the remaining living hostages and conclude with a declaration of a permanent ceasefire.
The third phase will see the release of bodies still held by Hamas. And the fourth phase will be Israel nuking Gaza.
That's phase four. But when the hostages come out, and I know this has been a terrible ordeal for them, and I'm not minimizing that.
I'm speaking only about the optics. And I want, I just, I don't, I need, we need to move on from this.
And I know the hostages are going to come out and they're going to go on shows and they're going to talk about how terrible this has been, and I understand that, but I'm just asking, please, please, for the sake of moving on, is there any way that we can just, you know, kind of feature the hostages where they are more positive about their experiences, slightly happier to move on. There's got to be a few hostages that say, I wasn't doing a ton anyway.
There's got to be a few hostages that go, listen, this was an interesting experience. I didn't love every part of it.
This is what I want the hostages to say. This is what I want them to say.
I want them to go, I didn't love every part of this, obviously. It was something that came out of nowhere.
But it's fascinating, this whole thing. Geopolitics.
I think it's very interesting. I want a hostage to say something like that.
I don't want them to go, and there was rape, and there was... I just...
I've had enough of the problems over there. Seeping into my issues when I'm trying to have a lunch.
I want that one hostage to go, I'm telling you right now, I was sitting in a room and they were killing someone next to me. And yes, it was tough.
But this whole thing, this labyrinth of tunnels, they would kind of take us from here to there. And a lot of people were scared because they didn't know if they were going to die.
But I personally found it kind of interesting, the layout of it, just the layout of it in general is kind of interesting to me. And then I started thinking really about this whole thing we're in, this whole crazy world.
You know, one day I'm above ground, next day I'm in a tunnel, now I'm out, and I've learned not to take things so seriously. I hope there's a hostage that comes out who says, I've learned through this whole ordeal to not take things so seriously.
I used to get really angry when my wife would burn the breakfast. Now I don't care anymore.
It doesn't, you know what I mean? Like, I'm just hoping we find that hostage. We got to find that hostage who's kind of easy come easy go with it.
Where you go, now tell us about your ordeal. And they go, listen, I got to be honest with you.
There's a lot of people that were obviously very upset. And I understand that.
And myself, you know, there were times when it wasn't the best, but overall, I think it was a culturally enriching experience and I feel kind of fine about it.

I kind of fine about it. You know, that's all I want.
I just want someone to say,

there's going to be a lot of negativity right now, but it's not going to come from me.

It was an interesting time. I met a lot of people.
I met a lot of people. Interesting people.
And I never would have met those. It's like any experience.
I never would have met those people if I wasn't dragged into that tunnel. I never would have met those.
If I was not dragged into that tunnel, I never would have met those people. And we're lifelong friends now.
By the way, it's also you've shared an experience with people that no one's going to really have again. Maybe, probably they will.
But you've done something so unique. I want to remind all the hostages coming out of the tunnels, If you're okay and alive and you're fine,

you've been through some,

you've done something so unique and you have such a story.

And I think we just got to look at it

in a positive way.

I don't want to,

let's not drown ourselves in self-pity.

I want you to say,

this was a really pivotal time in my life.

What about someone who comes out and goes, I got a lot of writing done.

I got a ton of writing done.

They go, really?

What was it like down there?

And they go, more well lit than you'd think for a ton.

I got a lot of writing done.

I got a first draft of a novel I'm really proud of.

And they go, is it about the ordeal? And they go, no, no, it's young adult fiction because I want it to sell. So it's actually young adult.
They're Jewish. They're thinking in a marketing way.
They go, it's YA. Is it about the whole Hamas thing? They go, no, it's sort of like a YA thing.
You know, it's magical elements, different realms, love, loss, you know, all thing. They go, it's smart.
Well, I wish them well over there. You know the way I've always felt about it.
I've always felt the same way as I do now. And that is that my hope, my hope has always been for this topic to stop coming up at dinner when I'm there.
That's been my geopolitical ideology is that I hope that everyone shuts their mouth. This podcast is brought to you in part by Stash.
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Is TikTok going to be banned? Will it go away? What's happening? Biden says he won't enforce it. The Supreme Court held it up.
Trump likes TikTok. Trump says a lot of young people got him elected, which is true.

But the Supreme Court is saying they back the law that's requiring TikTok to be sold or banned.

The Supreme Court is basically saying, I don't know.

I see TikTok two ways. As a harbinger of the apocalypse, yes.

A mirror to a failing dysfunctional society, correct, yes. A place where people can earn money, also true.
It's a thriving economy for a lot of people. You know, I wouldn't ban it.

Certainly not for this reason that it's Chinese spyware.

Of course it's Chinese spyware, but it's the best kind of spyware ever.

Because, you know, they're probably watching our TikToks and they're terrified of us.

That's what I would be.

If I was China and I watched American TikToks, I would never want to invade.

I wouldn't even want to visit.

It doesn't show us in the greatest light.

But now people going on Red Note, the

Chinese app. By the way, if they ban TikTok,

every young kid should just become

a Maoist, like CCP

member and learn Mandarin.

Why not? If they ban

TikTok, go hard.

Not only Red Note,

wear fuck Taiwan shirts.

I want every young kid

Thank you. Why not? If they ban TikTok, go hard.
Not only Red Note, wear fuck Taiwan shirts. I want every young kid who's mad about this in a fuck Taiwan shirt.
I want you to go. If you want to go hard, go hard.
I want you to go fucking hard. Learn Mandarin and scream at your parents.
Scream at them in Mandarin from your room in a fuck Taiwan shirt. Pledge your allegiance to the CCP.
It's great. As TikTok band looms, hundreds of thousands of Americans casting about for new video sharing app have migrated to Zhao Hangshu, a social media platform that translates to Little Red Book, which is a nickname for the classic compendium of quotations from Chairman Mao.
It has all played out like a global practical joke on the American government. Threatened with exile from TikTok over concerns of Chinese interference, its users have simply scrolled to a different Chinese app.
Well, that serves people right for banning TikTok. All of our young people who are making a living on TikTok should absolutely embrace the CCP publicly.
Publicly. And learn Mandarin.
And because this is, they like Tik TOK a lot. It's there.
It's, it's, it's, it's the app of their childhood. This is the app.
They grew up with it during the pandemic and they've seen some of their friends get rich on it. And maybe they themselves have made a little bit of money on it, but they see it as an economy and they see it as a place where they get their news and when they get their information.
And it's a place where they're not watching mainstream news. They have no interest in that.
They think it's bullshit. They're right.
Doesn't mean everything on TikTok's great. Doesn't mean everything is well-sourced and balanced.
It means that it's a place where they can get a bunch of different perspectives all over the place. I surrendered my phone number, reported my gender, and ticked off some of my interest baby care calligraphy snacks.
and I absorbed a selection of the app's algorithmically selected videos. A girl in a lace veil eating an ice pop the size of her head.
A woman preparing dinner in the backseat of a minicar line with animal plushies. A stirring fan edit of the Luigi Mangione court appearances.
This is Red Note we're talking about. This is someone's experience on Red Note.
Soon I started to see videos pitched directly at me.

Welcome Notes created from the American TikTok user who recently arrived on Red Notes.

Sure.

So Red Note is the Chinese communist CCP.

They're like, you think TikTok's bad?

You have no idea.

And it proves an interesting point. Nobody is going to put their phone down.
They will join Al-Qaeda's app. It doesn't matter who has an app, by the way.
What North Korea puts out an app, they're on that. There doesn't, there is no morality when it comes to boredom.

You need to scroll.

You're bored.

So it doesn't matter what nefarious group puts out an app.

It does not, if the Assad family, who just got kicked out of Syria,

if Bashar Assad puts out an app, these kids are on it because they're bored.

They're bored and they want to scroll. They don't care.
Satan himself could put out an app. If the algorithm is enticing to these kids, they're on the app.
They don't care. They're going in.
red note is not even the least of it

as soon as like

a terrorist group

finds a way to entertain Americans, it's over. It's over.
Truly. If a terrorist group found Al Qaeda is wasting their time with cells in America trying to pull off attacks.
If you listen to Sean Ryan show every day, it's somebody else talking about Al Qaeda. But if they're wasting their time, what they should start doing is dances in their backyard to get American teenagers on their side.
It'll happen very quickly. It'll happen overnight.
All you have to do is figure out an app that's entertaining because America wants to be entertained. I want to be entertained.
We all just want to be entertained. So entertain us

to death. Kill us through entertainment.
That's what you have to do. That's what the Chinese

probably realized. They're like, we need an app to entertain these people.
That's going to win

them over. And it does.
It will. So if you're a terrorist group and you want to make a mark,

you really have to figure out a social strategy. You have to figure out a social media strategy to entice American youth.
Now, this is a woman or someone of other gender who's talking about her experience on the Red Note app. Let's listen to her.
Let's see what she's got to say about Red Note, the Chinese app. I joined Red Note.
You can only do 15 characters, so my handle is Pretty Sweet Acres, and it's missing an E right there. Like, I don't know.
It's total culture shock. There is a lot that's not in English, but I'm good for it.
I decided to start with the Goat Run Company, the very first one that went viral. So far, it's, like, gotten a few likes.
you know what I mean? But the funniest thing, and I don't know if this is like a translation issue or if they literally think that these are sheep, but I've gotten a ton of comments that are like, oh my God, the sheep are so cute. Like the lambs, the sheep, they're goats.
And it says they're goats. Sheep, tiny, tiny.
So many sheep, baby run. So is this Chinese people commenting yes directly so the chinese people aren't sure what a sheep or a lamb it doesn't matter they're just there it's maybe the language isn't maybe it's just it doesn't translate in the way that we think it does well this is a great this is fun because now it's china and america getting together And that's kind of interesting.
I watch a lot of those Chinese videos. I like them.
The Chinese rappers, those Chinese rappers, and they rap and they make food. And some of the food looks good.
Some of it's a little frightening. But it's cool if you ever see those like Chinese rappers.
It's like a family of older, they do music and then they're also cooking like crazy food. And they're all, I think they are big on Tik TOK.
I watch all that creepy Chinese food stuff where it's like really creepy Chinese food, like a really, like a really creepy Chinese dish that they make.

Like you'll see like a woman with a machete

just hacking up a jellyfish

and then eating it with her bare hands.

I watched that.

I watched that.

And I don't care who made it.

I don't care if North Korea made it.

It's interesting to watch.

It's interesting content to watch.

You watch something like really creepy on TikTok. That's interesting to watch.
It's interesting content to watch. You watch something like

really creepy

on TikTok. That's what people want.

And that's why we're all powerless.

The algorithm is

going to win. So

there's nothing you can really do about it.

There's nothing you can really do about it. The mukbang,

all of these things,

people started with, like,

Trish Paytas started with mukbangs. Trish Paytas is now like a world tour obviously she's very talented but like you know you can get people you can entice people any way you want you gotta get them in you gotta gross them out you gotta like captivate them in a certain way and then you have them and it's not good i'm not saying this is like quality i'm just saying you're you're kind of paralyzed in front of your phone it's it's why the costco family ball the demon the demon ball except the rizzler who i don't think no the rizzler's unaware that he's surrounded by demons you can tell you can see the Rizzlers sometimes kind of quizzically look at them because they're so obviously demonic.
The rest of the family, Big Justice AJ, the sister and the wife, are obviously the representation of an entity, a biblical entity called Baal. It's actually evil.
And that's why they do the incantations. I've explained it a million times.
But the Rizzler, I don't believe, is part of Baal. I think, because the Rizzo's not in their family.
The Rizzo was picked to kind of market Baal and the evil family to the public. So every now and then, the Rizzo will do something like human, like cry, right? He'll be upset.
We never see AJ and Big Justice show human emotion

because that's not,

because Baal has a tough time with that, the demon.

The Rizzler comes in and he gets upset

and every now and then he'll look at the rest of the family

and he'll go, oh, they're, something's,

I'm not like them.

I think the Rizzler goes,

there's something in them that's not in me.

And that, my friend, the Rizzler is Baal. Is the biblical entity, the demon Baal.
But what this has opened, by the way, the Pandora's box that this has opened. And the reason that I talk about these algorithms and what they're pushing, people have called it brain rot.
People have called it, you know, there's all kinds of names for it. But what it is is absolutely meaningless, pointless garbage that you are being fed, that is being mass marketed to you and your children that doesn't make you smarter or sharper.
And it doesn't mean that there's not good stuff on there. It doesn't mean that there's not really important and impactful stuff.
It means that a lot of what is going on right now, like for example, there are so many people reviewing food and it's not even from an educated, they're not educated, they're not chefs, they don't know anything about food, they don't know anything about anything and they just go to a place and they eat the food and they go, this was good. That's it.
They go to a place, they just sit there. They go, I'm trying Raising Cain's new fucking, or Dave's Hot Chicken's new fucking hot chicken fries.
And they got the fries and then the hot chicken and this sauce and this and that. And then it's just somebody eats it and goes, that goes hard.
That's the video. Someone eating French fries, they go, that goes hard, and that's it.
And then all these companies are starting to sponsor these people and pay the money to go to these places and eat this stuff or try this stuff. So the future of entertainment in America is SponCon only.
The future of entertainment in this country is companies paying people, teenagers, adults, whatever demo they're trying to get, it's paying people to go and try their products and review them positively on apps like a tick tock or YouTube, Instagram, whatever it is. They're basically, it just, you just, you just, they just, yo, that slaps.
Yo, that goes hard. And it's like, sometimes it's like a teenage kid.
And then sometimes like a full on adult, like an adult who just pulls up outside of a Sonic and goes, I'm going to try the Sonic whatever, and then they're sitting in a car, and then they're eating the Sonic, and I don't know. It's like I bet in the beginning of this, Sonic was like, this is disgusting.
This is like a gross person pulling up, shoving food in their face.

We don't want this.

We don't want it.

And then I bet after a while they came in and ran the numbers and they go, no, no, no, no, no.

This is real good.

And the executives were like, wait a minute.

Are you sure?

This thing's a monster.

And they go, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But this millions of people are watching this morbidly obese person who cannot sit in their car, eat, and then make the sounds like that weird, that like, and the executives at Sonic Republic, wait a minute, this is gross. We hate this, right? And they go, no, no, no, no, no.
It's actually great. It's actually motivate thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of

thousands, millions of people are

watching people eat this

shit and they're going to come

get it. And the CEOs are like, wait a minute,

they're not repulsed by this?

They don't turn this off immediately?

No, no, no.

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Investing involves risk, offers subject to terms and conditions. Like the Costco cretins, there had to be a moment when Costco was like, well, we don't love this.
What is this? Like these suits at Costco had to go, hold on, what is this? Is this going to turn people on? And then eventually they go, oh, they surrendered. They go, no, no, no, this is actually great.
This is resonating with the back. Because the suits are probably, they're on like a little bit of a lag about how cretinized the public is.
They don't know yet how cretinized the public has become. So they're probably like, wait a minute.
Like, it's shocking even to them. Even to them.
And they have the worst opinions of the American. People in advertising have the lowest opinions of the American public.
And even to them, they're probably shocked that some of this is working. They're like, really? So they like this.
They like the dancing family who just screams about the cookie. They like it.
It does well. The guys, they're playing golf in Scottsdale.
They go, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's actually great.
The guy, wait, wait, hold on, Bob. Bob, that guy I showed you who screams about the cookie and the chicken's big.
No, they actually like it. No way.
They love it. Numbers are up.
People are going in and they're getting these cookies and they're taking photos with them. That guy is getting bit like it's got to shock the executives at some of these companies that this content actually drives the numbers.
So now that they know it does, get ready. Get ready for the onslaught.
Because now they know, the executives of these companies know, the word we're going for is cringe. It's not like, it's like, it's got to like, it's got to, people have to be puzzled at first.
Like, it's about to get real weird out. Not that it's not weird around.
I don't even, the drones might be a campaign for Arby's. We don't know what's, the drones could be Arby's.
They might go, well, yeah, those drones, they're over the military, Arby's. Like, it's going to get so weird and so crazy with the way that companies are going to choose to advertise stuff to you because they know that you have to initially be repulsed.
You have to initially be repulsed. Like if I was KFC, I'd go, take a chicken tender and leave it by the scene of a murder.
That's what I would say. I'd say wait for someone to get murdered and then take a chicken tender and leave it by the scene of a murder that's what i would say i'd say wait for someone to get murdered and then take a tender and leave it by the scene of the murder so we can get involved just take it be careful because we don't want them thinking you murdered the person but just roll a tender by a body and take a photo, and then we become part of the news.
Like, the way that companies are going to market stuff now, like, when I was growing up, they never had any respect for you. It was always like they played on your emotions.
Like, the Budweiser Clydesdales would, like, take a knee after 9-11, you know? And it would be, like, from one American icon to another. Or the Frog frogs, Budweiser, you know what I mean? Jake from State Farm, any of that stuff, any of these flow from progressive, any of these characters that you got used to, okay? These campaigns were built around these wacky, zany characters.
Now they're building marketing campaigns around psychologically unstable people. That Costco guy will take his family, Benoit style, he will take them out somehow.
It will end, that Costco marketing campaign will end worst in Fogle somehow. It'll end worst in Jared Fogle, the pedophile who lost a bunch of weight eating the BMT or whatever he ate.
I'm telling you right now, they're now just reaching out to psychologically unstable people who consume their products day in and day out on camera. And these companies are going, we should get in bed with this psycho.
We should get in bed with this nut job who's drinking syrup. There's going to be a guy in the IHOP parking lot who drinks syrup out of the things.
Okay? And IHOP's going to go, we should get in bed with that guy. We should do stuff with him.
Why not? And you see what happens. You see it happens with Jared Fogle.
It's never a great idea to get in bed with someone who claims they love your product so much that it's the only thing going on in their life. It's not a good idea.
It's not a good idea, but this is coming. This is coming.
So we don't know the next phase of this marketing because I watch, and that's a lot of what you see on TikTok. A lot of what you see on TikTok is companies that have figured out how to start brand partnerships with people, okay? And they don't care who it is.
They don't care who it is. They'll start it with Bibi Netanyahu.
We'll literally light a bunch of babies on fire and then eat a crumble cookie. They don't give a shit.
Bibi Netanyahu will be reviewing crumble cookies within four months.

And Bibi Netanyahu,

this is crumble cookie Monday, and he'll just

have the crumble cookie with the little cutter,

and he'll eat it, and he'll go, pancake.

I like it. Like, it's

gonna get to that point. They don't

really, it doesn't matter to them.

It doesn't matter, because these companies go,

the people are monsters. We gotta find monsters to market to the people.
It's no longer like double mink gum with like the hot chicks. We're no longer going that route.
We're no longer getting a model. We're not, we're no longer doing any of that.
We're getting someone that looks like the people. We're getting a monster.

We're going to get a monster to market the shit.

Because that's who it's for.

So we're going to get a monster

to do it. We're going to find,

we're going to hand select one of

these demons from

the internet, and we're going to stuff their

pockets with money, and we're going to go

fill up a tub in your house with Raisin Cane and bathe in it you're a monster and that's what we want we want you you're a monster okay the old school ones like mcdonald's and burger king they're not quite getting it yet you can still see they're trying to do like that old school shit and it's not really working they They're still trying to do, they're like at McDonald's or,

but they need, they need to find a monster.

Like if you're a fast food company and your sales are low,

if they're dipping, you got to get a monster.

Like Wendy's has got to get a monster.

What about a guy on death row whose meal is Wendy's?

It's his last meal and he eats Wendy's every day until they put him to death for the murder. He murdered two sisters.
He murdered and raped two sisters and lit their bodies on fire in the woods in rural Tennessee. And he's going to the chair or whatever they have.
He's going to lethal injection. But he's going to eat Wendy's the night before.
That's what we're, you know, he's going to eat a big bacon classic before they strap him to the gurney. And he's got to, they're going to give his family money, but he's got to talk about Wendy's when he's up there strapped to the, getting ready to get injected.
He's got to keep talking about Wendy's. Even past the first shot, the first shot's to numb you, and then the second shot's what shuts down your organs.
Even they're going to tell them, even though they're giving you the first shot, you got to keep talking about Wendy's. Keep talking about Wendy's.
And then the second shot, obviously, you're not able to. They got to embrace that.
You got to get a monster now, or a family of monsters, to market your product to the American people. And if you're not doing that, you're crazy.
The inauguration is coming up. Donald Trump will be inaugurated.
The FBI is warned of a nonspecific terror threat. There's going to be a lot of military.
I'm not going to go. I thought about going.
I was invited, and I appreciate that. I was invited to VIP, and that's very nice of them.
But I've got a birthday coming up. I got shows.
I got things. I got this.
We just have fires in LA. My house was burned down.
I lost my home. We're going to have a GoFundMe up for me very soon.
It's tough to see everything you've built, you know, a dream that I worked so hard for go up and smoke literally. Literally.
And we're going to have a GoFundMe up for me to just get me even. As Vegas Matt would say, get even or get even worse.
I just want to get even. Just make me whole.
Just make me whole. Taxes, insurance, to mortgage everything together, we need about $4 million to make me whole.
Hopefully I'll run into a few friendly faces. U.S.
Capitol rioters return to D.C. to celebrate Trump's inauguration.
If you are a Capitol rioter, is this not the greatest day of your life? If you are a Capitol rioter, this is like the day that you didn't see coming. But it is, it is, this is everything.
Heaven, if it's real, will pale in comparison for these. You got to be at least happy for that.
There is no greater joy. There is no greater happiness.
Members of the J6 community who hold nightly vigils at the D.C. jail that houses them have already secured official inauguration tickets, according to multiple sources, and are tapping allies in Trump's orbit to solicit additional tickets.
You're a J6-er. You're getting out of jail, and then your boy's coming in.
I mean, it is, just think about, they're just so happy. It just makes them happy.
I'm asking you to withhold judgment on their act for a moment. I'm saying, have you ever seen someone happy? They're going to be happy.
I mean, all smiles, all ear-to-ear smiles from the J6 crew. Just walking in there, they're kind of renegades.
They should have leather jackets with, like, J6. Like, in in the back of them, like leather jackets.
I'm telling you, this is going to be the happiest day of their life. There is the birth of their children.
Nothing will compare to that. There will be nothing on their deathbed.
When somebody asks them, what really did it for you on this planet? They're going to go, you're going to laugh. But Trump's second inauguration, I got right out of jail, and I was back out in D.C.
while he gets inaugurated. I'm hoping that someone doesn't do something.
FBI is saying a nonspecific threat, but they're referencing New Orleans. Agencies warned of Trump's inauguration being a target for violent extremists.
The FBI is like, we're very concerned with these violent extremists, and by that we mean people on our payroll, our official payroll, all those violent extremists that we have interviewed 30 times. And no, we're very concerned with these violent extremists that we keep having lunch with.
We keep recruiting them as informants, but they're violent and they're extreme. And we're very concerned with them.
We don't like them. They're bad.
And they present a grave public danger, which is why we've tried to, you know, try to get them to work for us. And do.
And do often. And do.
The threat assessment compiled by the FBI, Secret Service, Capitol Police, and other agencies highlights various nightmare scenarios. Ooh! Including bomb hoaxes, swatting calls, drone flights, and vehicle ramming attacks.
Foreign terrorists, domestic extremists, and lone wolves are considered potential perpetrators. The assessment

also notes that Iran

has long sought revenge against Trump for the

killing of General Soleimani with

700,000 users on Telegram threatening

to assassinate him the day after election

day. No one is taking anything on Telegram

seriously.

I think that they're going to have a ton

of security. I know for a fact they'll have a ton of security.

We hope, of course, pray, whatever, that nothing happens and that everything is okay. But we, you know, there's going to be a lot of people out there.
This is not the time necessarily when something is going to pop off. I tend to think in terms of things like this, that it'll be a day you don't expect.
It's like 9-11. Tuesday after, you know, morning 9-11.
Nobody thought. I don't know if they do things on the day of the inauguration.
I think it's going to be very difficult. That's another reason me getting in and out, it's annoying being herded from this one to that one, here to there, checkpoints and this to that.
It's like, you know, it would have been cool to see as an event. I get it.
I hate conventions. I feel like it's going to be like a convention.
It's going to be freezing. They're moving it inside.
I thought it was going to be like more of a like, where it would be like me and Trump and Vance and then they would have like a map of the world and I would point to which countries I wanted to attack and they would go, we'll take it under advised. Like, it's be like me and Trump and Vance, and then they would have like a map of the world, and I would point to which countries I wanted to attack, and they would go, we'll take it under advisement.
Like, it's not like that. It's more of an impersonal thing.
I thought it was going to be like, I get a few minutes with Trump to just go, here's a few people I think you should look at. That's what I thought.
That's why I wanted to go. Here's a few members of my family to keep an eye on.
That's what I thought it was going to be. That was my hope that I was going to be able to, I have a list of people that I think should be watched.
And I thought that the inauguration, I was going to be able to give that list to a member of the administration to pass along to Tulsi or someone.

That's why I was going.

Apparently, it's a huge ball that's kind of impersonal.

I won't really have that kind of access.

But I have a list of people for their own good.

I want them to be watched by our new government.

Members of my own family and some of my friends.

And I want them to be watched.

So that's what I thought it was going to be.

Like, come on in.

Here's my list.

That's what I thought it was going to be.

Trump was informed about the potential harm that the cold temperatures could have

on law enforcement horses.

Interesting.

Because the horses get freezing.

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Which Austin, by the way, looks like California after the fires.

I was, like, Googling pictures of Austin, and it just looks like California that fires had already ripped through.

It's just already the deforestation is over.

Let's talk a little bit about the scumbags trying to rob people

I'm not sure scam they're running. Get them up on Instagram.
They're running a scam. All these realtors are running a scam.
And this is the way they're scammed. They're like, use us for free.
No commission. And they're like, and by the way, if you pay a scam.
All these realtors are running a scam and this is the way they scam. They're like, use us for free.
No commission. They're like, and by the way, if you pay a commission, we'll give it back to you.
It's like, well, why would I pay one? You're either giving it for free or not. I also know people where people are inquiring.
People are calling up residents of Altadena right now and saying we will buy your land for 700 grand. And then it's BlackRock.
BlackRock, these demons from hell. Larry Fink comes out and goes, it's going to take 10 years to rebuild, scaring the shit out of everybody.
It's going to take a while, but he comes out and says it. His company, BlackRock, is out there calling people who's, it's still warm.
The smoldering ashes are still going. And BlackRock is like, hey, can we, hi, I'd like to buy some land.
And they never say it's BlackRock. But then when you start doing all the, like, verification of funds, my friends are realtors in LA.
When they start doing the verification of funds and they start looking into it, it's BlackRock is calling and they're like, hi. Hi.
Hi, I would just like to buy some land in the Palisades and maybe there's some people that might need some help and people might just, you know, they might value having some cash on hand. So we'd like to come in and you go, oh, that's okay.
Well, yeah, let's, let's, do you have any documentation? They start providing the documentation and it all goes back to fucking BlackRock is trying to buy the land in Altadena and the Palisade, all these places, because people are desperate and they go, well, just buy the land.

We'll buy the land from you.

Get the midges from Selling Sunset.

Get their Instagram up.

Find out what scam they're running because they are running a scam.

I believe they did it.

And if they sue me for defamation, remember this is for entertainment only,

I personally believe the brothers from Selling Sunset started this fire. I'm going to say it right now.
I don't need evidence when I feel so strongly, by the way. I don't need evidence when I feel so strongly about something.
The two little guys from Selling Sunset started this fire. And I don't know why for season five, but they're offering some scam deal to people who've lost their homes.
They're offering some strange game where they're like, we want to talk about the... This is how you know you're getting scammed.
When people come online and do this, they go, we want to talk about the real scam. There's scammers out there taking advantage of people.
And we want to bring that to your attention. And the reason they're doing that, they're doing that is because they're saying, we really want to scam you.
We found out that there's people out there that are not us scamming you.

And if that's the case, it's a big problem for us.

So we want to get ahead of this.

We want to come out and warn you about people not associated with our scam

trying to scam you.

By the way, when a fire like this breaks out,

if you're a scammer, if you're a con, if you want to,

this is your moment.

This is the time.

Here we go.

Let's go. Let's, let's let go.
And they've got NBC News. They've got everyone involved.
Let's watch these criminals. Let's watch these criminals.
The guys from, can you imagine your house has been lost and in your window pops in the little guy from Selling Sunset? Selling Sunset. Jason, it's good to see you.
Thank you. Wish it was under better circumstances.
Something that's striking, right? And I think people don't really even understand it. Let's stop this for a minute.
I'm a little sick of capitalism. I really got to be honest.
I'm starting to go red. Why during the fire is the realtor from selling Sunset on the news? Why in God's name during an active fire is the real estate agent from selling Sunset an expert they're bringing in? Why are we even thinking about that? Why are we even thinking about what's going to happen with the real estate market? It's on fire.
It's literally on fire. Why would we bring in an expert? All right, let's see it.
California, I'm not. I'm a Midwest kid.
That what burned and the areas affected here, these are some of the fanciest places in all of Los Angeles, right? Stop this for a second. Stop that.
Why in God's name is this an angle? Why in God's do you want everyone the world over to hate us? Can you imagine a less sympathetic angle than someone who starts the interview by going, now, Jason, these houses were some of the fanciest, glitziest, glamorous houses that have ever been constructed. Am I right? Yeah.
I mean, I'd say most of the Pacific Palisades is gone, you know, probably 75% of it. And I'd say the average home there was maybe three to 4 million, certainly homes in the five to $10 million range I've sold.
I've had clients and friends calling me all day, probably 40 to 50 calls actually from people that lost homes. Several of them are former clients who I sold homes to them in the Palisades in the five to ten months.
What is going on? How is this helping people? Shouldn't they be doing like evacuation notice? Here's how to get out. Here's where you should go.
Here's the church that has the water for you. Why is this lunatic talking about 50 homes he sold? Why are people going, by the way, the church has water.
It has water. Go and drink.
We have water at the church. Why are they doing that? Why is this psychopath going, I sold 50 homes in that neighborhood? And all range.
And they're all gone. Wow.
What happens to these folks? There's a finite number of homes. You're talking about, you know, a couple of thousand, six thousand, maybe homes that will have been destroyed by this.
Many more damaged. Where do all those folks go? That's such a good question.
Right now, hotels, you know, you can't find a hotel room. Forget about Los Angeles.
You can't even find hotel rooms in Newport Beach, Orange County. I mean, all the way down to San Diego right now.
So they're waiting in hotels until they can figure out what their insurance, how much money they have to find a house. But we do have some clients that we are working with now to try to find property.
And it is, you wouldn't believe the stories. I mean, we had a client today, we showed him a house for $13,000 a month.
What was, which is the, that was the asking price on the MLS. And we offered 20,000 a month upfront for six months.
And the landlord counted us at 23,000, $10,000 more than he was even asking with you. You'll see lines of 15, 20 people just waiting to get in to these properties.
There's just, that sort of sounds like gouging almost. I don't know.
It's actually illegal. It is.
I, that's why I'm mentioning it because it, it, itAUSE IT SHOULD BE EXPOSED WHAT SOME OF THESE LANDLORDS ARE DOING. YEAH, IT FEELS WRONG, REALLY.
YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AT THAT POINT. HELP US UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN HERE, RIGHT? I MEAN, YOU THINK ABOUT THE PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY, MALIBU.
THESE ARE SOME OF THE MORE ICONIC PLACES IN THE CO the country. That's why they make a Netflix show about selling these homes that you're a star on.
What is going on? Is this stuff going to get rebuilt, you think? Yes, I think so. It's going to take a long time.
I think the city needs to do things like, for example, maybe exempt the mansion tax for developers i agree well what about for me how about for me i mean i sold my home but still if i want to buy another one to to be encouraged to come in and build here um we're going to need to expedite uh you know the permitting process and we're going're going to need California to increase the fair plan.

The fair plan is the California fire insurance.

That's right.

That's right.

Because right now there are no other options.

And the fair plan only goes up to 3 million. So most of these homes that burnt down weren't able to be insured

through the California fair plan.

We have to increase that.

Stunning.

Well, there's a law.

He's like, and we also have to get California to get all the laws off the books that stop me from stealing your home. This podcast is brought to you in part by Stash.
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Offer subject to terms and conditions. Get those laws off the books that stop me when I want to steal your home.
It's not good. It's counterproductive.
If I steal your house fair and square, it's my house. So why would there be a law penalizing me saying I go to jail when I've stolen your house? If you're sitting in an ash heap and I steal it because I come to you and have you sign a couple of documents while you're crying,'s mine finders keepers losers weepers a lot of friends and clients reaching out yes because they lost their their home so the last couple of days and they need why is yours fine they need help with places to live now because you started to fire you and your brother that's right as real estate agents we obviously have an to help them places to live now.
Because you started to fire. You and your brother.
That's right. As real estate agents, we obviously have an obligation to help them find a place, even when it's going to be difficult with thousands of people looking for places and not nearly as many houses available.
Yes. But the Oppenheim Group is offering to represent anybody for free, or we will credit you back any commission paid.
What do you mean by that? If you've lost your house and you're now displaced, we will help you find a place or do our best to help you find a place to rent. Real estate agents need to come together and work hard.
That's who needs to come together, is real estate agents. Good.
This is our time to be able to get back. And rob and steal.
Reach out to us, office at ogroup.com us Take your burnt hand and get on the phone And everyone stay sick Grab the phone with your charred hand And call me and my dirtbag team of scumbags Get your charred claw Pull out your cell phone Call me and my brother And we'll come there and rob you You want to get robbed? Take your phone out of your pocket and come get robbed. We'll put you in a house for 20 grand a month.
It shouldn't rent for nine. We'll put you in a dump.
We will put you and your family in a shit box for 30,000 a month. Call me and my brother with your charred hand and I will put you in a shit box of a house for $40,000 a month.
You want to talk about a shit box, we'll put you in a shit box. We'll put you in a house you want to burn down.
We'll put you in a house every day. You pray it burns.
Because me and my brother, who may or may not have started the fires, are here to rob you. We're here to take.
You're in a desperate situation. Pick up the phone.
This is where we come in. You're desperate.
You have smoke inhalation poisoning. You're not really thinking.
You're dizzy. You're vomiting.
You have headaches. Call me and my brother.
We'll get it done. We specialize in representing people with headaches from inhaling smoke.
That's what we specialize in. We specialize in the relocation of families who've lost properties and aren't thinking clearly.
I love the angle of the news being like, so these are really nice homes. Where do these people go? Where do the rich go? These are beautiful.
That's why there's TV shows on Netflix about them. That's why there's TV shows about them.
Where are these people going to go? Where are they going to go? I don't know. Somewhere else? A lot of those people will be okay.
He's like, the average home is three to four million. That's a lie.
The average home in the Palisades is more than that. And averages are fake anyway because they average, they'll include like an apartment complex that's not in the Palisades of like shitty condos.
Like, averages are not real. The reality is everyone who lives in the Palisades, and I'm not shitting on them and I hope they're okay and I'm not saying that there is anything morally wrong with having money or nice things.
I have them. It's fine.
But it is hilarious to me that now this guy, like seeing these real estate agents just come out there and go, listen, now, by the way, you don't need to advertise. They're going to call.
They're going to call. Why are you advertising? Don't you have three television shows, you bum? Don't you have three TV shows? How about you come out and say, we're going to donate some money, we're going to do fundraisers, things like that.
They know to call you. Yeah, you've shamelessly put your face everywhere all over the town.
They know to call. Why do you need to run a commercial while people are burning alive? You don't need to do it.
They're going to call your fucking dumb face is on every billboard and every show about real estate involves you. You don't need to do a commercial about how you're going to help these people.
They will call you. The people that need to will call you.
And by the way, I hope his phone is flooded with

really poor people.

Everyone should call him that has nothing.

Hello, is it Jason?

He's from

Oppenheim.

My budget is 700.

I live in

shed.

In Altadena, the shed burned down.

I have nothing. Will you and your brother help me? I live in shed.
In Alte Dina, the shed burned down. I have nothing.
Will you and your brother help me? I live in shed. It burns.
Everybody burns. I smell the skin burn of the man.
He used to hit me every now and then, but he's still a good man. He burned alive.
Will you and your brother find me a room to live? I want to live in a room. No more shed.
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We hope that Israel and Gaza, guys, guys, there's so much more that unites us than divides. We need some of that energy over there.
Some basic white energy over there. So I'm like, there's so much more that unites us than divides us.
It's like we're all the same people. We just, you know, we need a little bit of that.
My, we need the, you know, Frozen. What about a Disney musical about Israel and Palette? We need something like that.
We need to get everybody going. We need a concert.
We need a concert. We need Jelly Roll to go over there.
And I've said it before. I'll say it again.
We just need a concert. You know, we're going to get one for the fires.
But we need a concert for Gaza. And Israel.
And for both. You know? It would be good.
You see a jelly roll coming out of the tunnel? And it's no longer a tunnel of sadness. It's actually a tunnel of rock.
Rap. Is rap rock? Rock rap? My point is that it's a tunnel of Southwestern

You know

Is she jelly roll coming out of the tunnel?

Out of the Hamas tunnel?

You know

Ladies and gentlemen jelly roll

He walks out of the Hamas tunnel

And everybody's getting into it

All the little Palestinian kids

And the Israelis

Everybody's getting into it

Can't we

Can't

Are we

Can we do that?

Can we bring healing back with pop culture? You know what I mean? Can we do that? Can we get to Taylor Swift over there? Show them what banal mediocrity is, you too. You too can do this.
Nothing, Whatever she does. Can't she do a song? Can you imagine this? Is there any more powerful? It's the ruins of God.
Like a ruins. Taylor Swift just stayed in their red boots and a guitar.
And she starts to play the guitar. And then two people from Gaza, maybe, because they're going to be amputees.
I'm going to prepare everyone for this. It's not going to be, it's not going to be nice.
But again, I didn't do it, but they're dancing kind of beautifully with the one arm or the one leg, like they're amputees, but, and Taylor's playing the guitar and she's, you know, it's a cruel summer. And the people from Gaza, you have no idea.
Wouldn't that be? Because it's topical. She goes, it's a cruel summer and they're all nodding like, oh boy.
And there's amputees and they're dancing and then we cut to Jelly Roll and he comes right out of the Hamas tunnel. And it's Jelly Roll.
And it's nuts. We got T-Swift singing in the ruins with the stumps and the amputees and they're dancing.
And Jelly Roll comes out of the hummus. Well, now it's crazy because it's a song.
And Jelly Roll's doing the rap part of it. And then Taylor Swift's on the guitar.
And then Billie Eilish is there and she's very sad and quiet. And they do a close-up, and she's by a mass grave.
Billie Eilish is sitting in the middle of a mass grave, and she just goes, Hello, Mama. Hello, Mama.
And it's Billie Eilish, and you go, what are you watching in there? And you go, Billy Eilish is performing in a mass Palestinian grave. It's beautiful.
And we have this moment. We have this moment of jelly roll coming out of a Hamas tunnel.
We have, we have Taylor Swift in the ruins. We have Billy Eilish singing in a mass grave.
Sabrina Carpenter in the gear in the Islamic thing because she's a little too, you know what I mean? A little too Western for that part. But she's covered respectfully and she's doing her thing.
Can't we do it? Can't we bring the fuck? If we can't do it, can't, who's going to do it? Who's going to do it? It's my hope. It's my hope.

And then I hope, and then I hope, and this will happen,

and I swear to God, don't think I'm lying.

There will be a moment on CNN when they go,

and now, after the ceasefire has finally been ratified,

let's talk about the rebuilding of Gaza.

And to do that, we're bringing on Jason and Brett Oppenheim

from the Oppenheim Group and the show Selling Sunset.