427 - Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors in LA

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Speaker 31 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show.

Speaker 34 Are we excited about the ceasefire?

Speaker 31 I am pumped about the ceasefire between Israel and Hamas.

Speaker 40 It's a ceasefire, baby.

Speaker 44 What about what happened to that?

Speaker 47 What happened to the days when like Bruce Springsteen would write a song like that?

Speaker 48 It's what I desire, a ceasefire.

Speaker 49 And it would be a moment.

Speaker 31 I don't feel like we have enough of those today.

Speaker 32 We don't have moments.

Speaker 51 We don't. We don't have a nice moment.

Speaker 52 Like a nice, you know.

Speaker 53 Now,

Speaker 54 people

Speaker 57 are mad at Israel because the ceasefire starts on Sunday, officially.

Speaker 59 And yesterday, I think they killed a bunch of people that were celebrating the ceasefire.

Speaker 60 That's what happened.

Speaker 57 There was a bunch of people celebrating the ceasefire, and Israel killed them.

Speaker 46 Well, listen, have you ever said, I'm starting a diet on Monday?

Speaker 46 What do you do Sunday?

Speaker 45 It's lasagna night.

Speaker 67 So

Speaker 71 this Israel is starting a diet of no killing of the Palestinians on Sunday.

Speaker 47 They're starting a strict, ketogenic,

Speaker 42 no

Speaker 40 carbs killing Palestinian babies at all for any reason on Sunday.

Speaker 74 But up until Sunday,

Speaker 75 you're going to loosen the belt loop, a couple, no?

Speaker 77 I mean, it's like Sunday we're going to do the right thing, but tonight we dine in hell.

Speaker 78 I mean, that's kind of the

Speaker 56 Israel ramps up deadly airstrikes on Gaza after a ceasefire deal is reached.

Speaker 59 They need a few days to get it out of their system, from what I understand.

Speaker 75 They need a few days.

Speaker 60 You can't go cold turkey on killing.

Speaker 85 You have to ease off.

Speaker 45 You got to ease off.

Speaker 77 You know, when I was in fifth grade, I was coming down a hill in Goshen, New York.

Speaker 51 It's a suburb in

Speaker 79 Rockland County.

Speaker 88 It might be Putnam.

Speaker 89 Either Putnam or Orange or Rockland County.

Speaker 38 It doesn't matter.

Speaker 90 The point is, I was coming down a hill.

Speaker 92 I pumped the brakes.

Speaker 94 I flew off the bike and I got scars on the elbows, rocks and everything went on the elbow because I pumped the brake and I flew off.

Speaker 56 I mean, I'm sorry, I jammed on the brakes.

Speaker 96 I didn't pump them.

Speaker 89 You got to pump the brake.

Speaker 93 You got to slow down

Speaker 59 at a speed that doesn't just jolt you.

Speaker 84 And I didn't, so Israel is going to have to, you got to give them a minute.

Speaker 71 They've really been killing now for the span of, what, two years?

Speaker 98 Is it two years of this?

Speaker 99 A lot of it, right?

Speaker 70 Almost two years.

Speaker 80 It's almost two years of them kind of,

Speaker 70 you know, killing.

Speaker 64 So they have to take a little,

Speaker 51 you know,

Speaker 95 and hopefully, you know, by Sunday,

Speaker 32 they can kind of like

Speaker 38 chill. And now Hamas,

Speaker 38 remember Hamas?

Speaker 69 Hamas is going to let the hostages out.

Speaker 84 But before that happens, right here, it says, Israel, Hamas ceasefire deal will go into effect too late for Akram Abu Ahmed to see his children again.

Speaker 34 His family's sole survivor after an Israeli airstrike, Ahmed, was sleeping in the area of Gaza City in the early hours of Thursday, celebrating the news of the truce when he heard a loud sound and he was thrown into the air.

Speaker 106 Dust and screams around me.

Speaker 54 For Israel to attack,

Speaker 65 like it's a party to celebrate the truce.

Speaker 91 And Israel,

Speaker 91 I I mean,

Speaker 79 it's really, it's really, it's out of line, but also, like,

Speaker 77 there's a level of irony there that cannot even fully be understood unless you are one of the people at that party having fun.

Speaker 90 Maybe there's a dance, like kind of like a ceasefire, like, you know, like one of the dances they do.

Speaker 37 And then,

Speaker 109 there it is.

Speaker 34 This is going on. Everyone's happy.

Speaker 42 And then you go, hold on, what's that?

Speaker 78 What's that noise?

Speaker 66 Look at how happy everyone is.

Speaker 38 Then,

Speaker 56 then there is a noise, and everybody looks at each other, and it's like the, you know,

Speaker 40 it's to curb your enthusiasm, music.

Speaker 111 Because,

Speaker 112 you know,

Speaker 77 you're out there there celebrating a ceasefire

Speaker 114 and then you get killed

Speaker 59 during the ceasefire. Celebrate, it's one minute, it's a celebration of a ceasefire.

Speaker 105 The next minute, someone's leg is in your lap,

Speaker 99 and you're like, What is going on?

Speaker 59 I thought we were done with this.

Speaker 36 But Israel says, No, no, no, no, no, Sunday,

Speaker 75 you're a little early.

Speaker 38 You're a little early.

Speaker 69 We're starting this Sunday.

Speaker 45 We are not, today is not part of it.

Speaker 56 I wonder if Israel said that.

Speaker 45 Today is not part of it.

Speaker 59 We're going to get a few airstrikes in before we start.

Speaker 101 And they killed 115 people.

Speaker 35 Well,

Speaker 103 I'm going to call this right now.

Speaker 78 I don't know if I'm right.

Speaker 95 And I'm going to say this.

Speaker 46 And people might get angry with me or people might not agree with me.

Speaker 86 I'm going to make a stunning prediction on this program, on this show, in front of everybody, in front of of the world.

Speaker 49 I'm going to put my name on the line right now.

Speaker 56 I'm very happy about the Ceasefire deal, but, but I'm going to say this.

Speaker 38 I don't believe, I'm putting myself out there.

Speaker 45 I don't believe this is the end of the problems between these two.

Speaker 59 I just don't. I just don't.

Speaker 45 I just don't.

Speaker 66 Call me a cynic.

Speaker 86 I believe that there's going to be some residual bad blood.

Speaker 101 I'll say it.

Speaker 33 I'll say it.

Speaker 44 I believe personally, now it might not be true.

Speaker 38 I don't know.

Speaker 33 I'm just saying there could be perhaps, potentially, possibly some residual bad blood between these two groups.

Speaker 59 Because I got to be honest with you, I just think

Speaker 52 that even though they have this nice ceasefire, they did, Israel killed 28 children and 31 women

Speaker 59 at the ceasefire party where they all, hey, by the way, stop going to ceasefire parties.

Speaker 38 Apparently, that's pretty hazardous to your health.

Speaker 123 Don't do that.

Speaker 78 Israel

Speaker 55 and Hamas, and it's kind of become a war on the civilians of Gaza, though.

Speaker 49 I mean, let's be honest.

Speaker 119 I know that it's supposed to be just a war on Hamas, but it feels to me, again, an observer,

Speaker 77 that it is more sort of becoming a war on the civilians, because it's a lot of civilians.

Speaker 45 Now, I know that Israel will say that four-year-old was in Hamas, and he might have been.

Speaker 125 I don't know.

Speaker 49 I don't know.

Speaker 49 And that seems to be the argument.

Speaker 86 Many of these toddlers are in Hamas, but

Speaker 77 I don't know.

Speaker 98 I just think there could be, there could be

Speaker 69 some resistance.

Speaker 126 So right now in Gaza, they say 46,707 people have been killed,

Speaker 34 about 17,500 children.

Speaker 66 injured more than 109,000 people and missing more than 11,000.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 127 Israel killed about 1139, injured 8,730 with the Israel.

Speaker 34 That's the Israeli death toll versus the Gaza death toll.

Speaker 45 Now, these death tolls may not be accurate.

Speaker 122 The missing, clearly, the missing people in Gaza are probably not thriving, is my guess.

Speaker 34 I guess

Speaker 117 I would add most of the missing to the death toll.

Speaker 45 It would be what I, if I was,

Speaker 79 if I was sitting down at the wind in Vegas and I was a gambling man and they said, what do you think happened to those missing people in Gaza?

Speaker 128 I go, well, and then I would move the chips into the dead.

Speaker 63 There would be, there would be a table and one thing would say dead, the circle, and I would just take all the missing chips and I'd go,

Speaker 63 but I'd make a face because it'd be sad. I'd go,

Speaker 54 put them there.

Speaker 32 Because they're probably no longer with us.

Speaker 34 That would be my guess.

Speaker 57 I don't know.

Speaker 108 They could be thriving. I don't know.

Speaker 32 I mean, perhaps they're thriving.

Speaker 90 I don't think so.

Speaker 40 What are we going to do with these kids?

Speaker 77 Steve Witkoff, a real estate entrepreneur, went over there and Netanyahu, he said, I'm meeting you on the Sabbath.

Speaker 90 And And Netanyahu's like, well, I'm on the Sabbath.

Speaker 38 And Witkoff's like, hey, man, I don't give a shit.

Speaker 66 I don't care what you're doing.

Speaker 120 I'm also a Jew, but I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 77 We're getting this thing done.

Speaker 131 And he went over there and he basically said, listen, there's going to be hell to pay.

Speaker 45 We've been a great friend to Israel.

Speaker 34 You have to be a friend to us.

Speaker 57 We need to ceasefire right now.

Speaker 47 Trump is coming in and we're not going to do this anymore.

Speaker 132 Witkoff's a friend to Trump.

Speaker 34 He was golfing with Trump, the second assassination attempt.

Speaker 107 Witkoff's a real estate developer and he's buddies with Trump.

Speaker 59 And basically,

Speaker 133 he's new to diplomacy with Koff.

Speaker 103 He hasn't done anything like this before.

Speaker 105 But Trump was like, you know, you go over there and carry this message to Netanyahu.

Speaker 49 Tell them we're kind of done here.

Speaker 90 We're done with this.

Speaker 69 We cannot have this go on anymore.

Speaker 134 We need a ceasefire deal.

Speaker 69 And now Gaza is going to release the hostages.

Speaker 111 And I'm going to tell you this.

Speaker 92 And now people are going to get mad at me for saying this.

Speaker 42 I want

Speaker 100 grateful hostages when they come out.

Speaker 136 I want happy hostages and I want hostages ready to turn the page.

Speaker 97 I do.

Speaker 39 I do.

Speaker 51 Even if you were in the hole for a year or two years and I know it's not good and you have psychological issues and things like that, I know things were terrible.

Speaker 59 But I'm telling you right now, I'm not personally in the mood to do hostage trauma porn on every news show.

Speaker 47 Call me insensitive.

Speaker 82 I don't care.

Speaker 136 I want a happy hostage. Sorry.

Speaker 57 I want a hostage who's ready to turn the page.

Speaker 49 I don't want a hostage who's going to marinate in their misfortune in front of all of us.

Speaker 130 I'm sorry it happened.

Speaker 48 I didn't do it.

Speaker 82 But I want a happy hostage. I want a happy hostage.

Speaker 101 I want

Speaker 57 during the 42-day first phase, 33 of the remaining women, children, elderly, and severely ill hostages will be released in exchange for roughly 1,000 Palestinian security prisoners.

Speaker 34 Israel will partially withdraw from Gaza while helping facilitate the entry of 600 trucks of humanitarian aid into the Strip each day.

Speaker 57 The second stage will see the release of the remaining living hostages and conclude with the declaration of a permanent ceasefire.

Speaker 34 The third phase will see the release of bodies still held by Hamas.

Speaker 47 And the fourth phase will be Israel nuking Gaza.

Speaker 35 That's phase four.

Speaker 117 But I'm when the hostages come out, and I know this has been a terrible ordeal for them, and I'm not minimizing that. I'm speaking only about the optics.

Speaker 120 And

Speaker 49 I want, I just, I don't, I need, we need to move on from this.

Speaker 57 And I know the hostages are going to come out and they're going to go on shows and they're going to talk about how terrible this has been.

Speaker 34 And I understand that, but I'm just asking, please, please,

Speaker 47 for the sake of moving on, is there any way that we can just,

Speaker 59 you know, kind of feature the hostages where they are more positive

Speaker 34 about their experiences, slightly happier to move on. There's got to be a few hostages that say, I wasn't doing a ton anyway.

Speaker 34 There's got to be a few hostages that go, listen, this was an interesting experience.

Speaker 53 I didn't love every part of it.

Speaker 120 This is what I want the hostages to say.

Speaker 82 This is what I want them to say.

Speaker 92 I want them to go, I didn't love every part of this, obviously.

Speaker 142 It was something that came out of nowhere, but it's fascinating, this whole thing.

Speaker 38 Geopolitics. I think it's very interesting.

Speaker 113 I want a hostage to say something like that.

Speaker 44 I don't want them to go, and there was rape.

Speaker 141 I've had enough of the problems over there seeping into my issues when I'm trying to have a lunch.

Speaker 73 I want

Speaker 73 one hostage to go, I'm telling you right now, I was sitting in a room and they were killing someone next to me.

Speaker 103 And yes, it was tough.

Speaker 75 But this whole thing, this labyrinth of tunnels,

Speaker 47 they would kind of take us from here to there.

Speaker 80 And a lot of people were scared because they didn't know if they were going to die.

Speaker 105 But I personally found it kind of interesting, the layout of it, just the layout of it in general is kind of interesting to me.

Speaker 38 And then I started thinking really about this whole thing we're in, this whole crazy world.

Speaker 32 You know, one day I'm above ground, next day I'm in a tunnel, now I'm out.

Speaker 46 And I've learned not to take things so seriously.

Speaker 38 I hope there's a hostage that comes out who says, I've learned through this whole ordeal to not take things so seriously i used to get really angry when my wife would burn the breakfast now i don't care anymore it doesn't you know what i mean like i'm just hoping we find that hostage we gotta find that hostage who's kind of easy come easy go with it where you go now tell us about your ordeal and they go listen i gotta be honest with you

Speaker 77 There's a lot of people that are obviously very upset.

Speaker 34 And I understand that myself, you know, there were times when it wasn't the best.

Speaker 38 best, but overall, I think it was a culturally enriching experience and I feel kind of fine about it.

Speaker 145 Like kind of fine about it, you know?

Speaker 44 That's all I want.

Speaker 47 I just want someone to say, there's going to be a lot of negativity right now, but it's not going to come from me.

Speaker 109 It was an interesting time.

Speaker 35 I met a lot of people.

Speaker 35 I met a lot of people.

Speaker 141 interesting people.

Speaker 32 And I never would have met those people.

Speaker 56 It's like any experience.

Speaker 32 I never would have met those people if I wasn't dragged into that tunnel

Speaker 60 I never would have met those if I was not dragged into that tunnel I never would have met those people and we're lifelong friends now by the way

Speaker 49 it's also you've shared an experience with people that that no one's gonna really have again maybe probably they will but You've done something so unique.

Speaker 90 And I want to remind all the hostages coming out of the tunnels.

Speaker 103 If you're okay and alive and you're fine, you've been through some, you've done something so unique

Speaker 121 and you have such a story.

Speaker 71 And I think we just got to look at it in a positive way.

Speaker 34 I don't want to, let's not drown ourselves in self-pity.

Speaker 53 I want you to say, this was a really pivotal time in my life.

Speaker 63 What about someone who comes out and goes, I got a lot of writing done.

Speaker 32 I got a ton of writing done.

Speaker 38 And they go, really? What was it like down there?

Speaker 44 And they go, more well lit than you'd think for a tunnel.

Speaker 96 I got a lot of writing done.

Speaker 57 I got a first draft of a novel I'm really proud of.

Speaker 45 And they go, is it about the ordeal?

Speaker 34 And they go, no, no, it's young adult fiction because I want it to sell.

Speaker 47 So it's actually young adult.

Speaker 38 They're Jewish. They're thinking in a marketing way.
They go, it's YA.

Speaker 56 Is it about the whole Hamas thing?

Speaker 51 They go, no, it's sort of like a YA thing, you know, some magical elements, different realms, love, loss, you know, all thing.

Speaker 42 They go, oh, it's smart.

Speaker 44 Well, I wish them well over there.

Speaker 103 You know the way I've always felt about it.

Speaker 34 I've always felt the same way as I do now.

Speaker 90 And that is that

Speaker 38 my hope, my hope

Speaker 34 has always been for this topic to stop coming up at dinner when I'm there.

Speaker 51 That's been my geopolitical

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Speaker 47 everyone's moving what is tick tock going to be banned will it go away what's happening biden says he won't enforce it the supreme court held it up trump likes tick tock trump says a lot of young people got him elected which is true But the Supreme Court is saying they back the law that's requiring TikTok to be sold or banned.

Speaker 59 The Supreme Court is basically saying,

Speaker 116 I don't know.

Speaker 44 I see TikTok two ways as a harbinger of the apocalypse.

Speaker 48 Yes.

Speaker 90 A mirror to a failing, dysfunctional society.

Speaker 48 Correct. Yes.

Speaker 40 A place where

Speaker 103 people

Speaker 55 can earn money.

Speaker 35 Also true.

Speaker 132 It's a thriving economy for a lot of people.

Speaker 95 You know,

Speaker 79 I wouldn't ban it.

Speaker 110 Certainly not for this reason that it's Chinese spyware.

Speaker 81 Of course, it's Chinese spyware, but it's the best kind of spyware ever.

Speaker 72 Because, you know,

Speaker 72 they're probably watching our TikToks and they're terrified of us.

Speaker 82 That's what I would be.

Speaker 56 If I was China and I watched American TikToks, I would never want to invade.

Speaker 49 I wouldn't even want to visit.

Speaker 33 It doesn't show us in the greatest light.

Speaker 32 But now people are going on RedNote, the Chinese app.

Speaker 122 By the way, if they ban banned TikTok, every young kid should just become a Maoist like CCP member and learn Mandarin.

Speaker 49 Why not?

Speaker 111 If they ban TikTok, go hard.

Speaker 49 Not only RedNote,

Speaker 69 wear fuck Taiwan shirts.

Speaker 124 I want every young kid who's mad about this in a fuck Taiwan shirt.

Speaker 42 I want you to go.

Speaker 101 If you want to go hard, go hard.

Speaker 38 I want you to go fucking hard.

Speaker 86 Learn Mandarin and scream at your parents and and

Speaker 132 scream at them in Mandarin from your room in a fuck Taiwan shirt.

Speaker 105 Pledge your allegiance to the CCP.

Speaker 40 It's great.

Speaker 41 As TikTok band looms, hundreds of thousands of Americans casting about for new video sharing app have migrated to Zhaohang Shu, a social media platform that translates to Little Red Book, which is a nickname for the classic compendium of quotations from Chairman Mao.

Speaker 56 It has all played out like a global practical joke on the American government.

Speaker 102 Threatened with exile from TikTok over concerns of Chinese interference, its users have simply scrolled to a different Chinese app.

Speaker 93 Well, that serves people right for banning TikTok.

Speaker 38 All of our young people who are making a living on TikTok should absolutely embrace the CCP publicly,

Speaker 78 publicly, and learn Mandarin and

Speaker 34 because

Speaker 84 this is they like TikTok a lot.

Speaker 59 It's the app of their childhood.

Speaker 38 This is the app they grew up with it during the pandemic.

Speaker 75 And they've seen some of their friends get rich on it and maybe they

Speaker 32 themselves have made a little bit of money on it.

Speaker 59 But they see it as an economy and they see it as a place where they get their news and when they get their uh information

Speaker 95 um and it's a place where they're not watching mainstream news they have no interest in that they think it's

Speaker 179 they're right doesn't mean everything on tick tock's great doesn't mean everything is uh well sourced and balanced it means that it's a place where they can get a bunch of different perspectives all over the place

Speaker 37 um

Speaker 47 I surrendered my phone number, reported my gender, and ticked off some of my interest baby care calligraphy snacks.

Speaker 34 Then I absorbed a selection of the app's algorithmically selected videos.

Speaker 56 A girl in a lace veil eating an ice pot the size of her head, a woman preparing dinner in the back seat of a mini car lined with animal plushies, a stirring fan edit of the Luigi Mangion court appearances.

Speaker 123 This is RedNote we're talking about.

Speaker 31 This is someone's experience in RedNote.

Speaker 126 Soon I started to see videos pitched directly at me.

Speaker 34 Welcome notes created from the American TikTok user who recently arrived on RedNotes.

Speaker 40 Sure. So

Speaker 95 Red Note is the

Speaker 47 Chinese communist CCP.

Speaker 45 They're like, you think TikTok's bad?

Speaker 32 You have no idea.

Speaker 49 And it proves an interesting point.

Speaker 68 Nobody is going to put their phone down.

Speaker 65 They don't,

Speaker 69 they will join Al-Qaeda's app.

Speaker 56 It doesn't matter who has an app, by the way.

Speaker 111 What North Korea puts out an app, they're on that.

Speaker 38 It doesn't, there is no morality when it comes to boredom.

Speaker 79 You need to scroll.

Speaker 88 You're bored.

Speaker 65 So it doesn't matter what nefarious group puts out an app.

Speaker 57 It does not, if the Assad family, who just got kicked out of Syria, if Bashar Assad puts out an app, these kids are on it because they're bored.

Speaker 49 They're bored and they want to scroll.

Speaker 70 They don't care.

Speaker 41 Satan himself could put put out an app.

Speaker 47 If the algorithm is enticing to these kids, they're on the app.

Speaker 70 They don't care.

Speaker 115 They're going in.

Speaker 177 Red Note is not even the least of it.

Speaker 40 As soon as like a terrorist group finds a way to entertain Americans, it's over.

Speaker 84 It's over, truly.

Speaker 68 If a terrorist group found that Al-Qaeda's wasting their time with cells in America trying to pull off attacks, if you listen to the Sean Ryan show every day, it's somebody else talking about al-Qaeda.

Speaker 98 But if they're wasting their time, what they should start doing is dances in their backyard to get American teenagers on their side.

Speaker 83 It'll happen very quickly.

Speaker 38 It'll happen overnight.

Speaker 80 All you have to do is figure out an app that's entertaining because America wants to be entertained.

Speaker 78 I want to be entertained.

Speaker 113 We all just want to be entertained.

Speaker 76 So entertain us to death.

Speaker 121 Kill us through entertainment.

Speaker 40 That's what you have to do.

Speaker 116 That's what the Chinese probably realize.

Speaker 49 They're like, we need an app to entertain these people.

Speaker 113 That's going to win them over.

Speaker 97 And it does.

Speaker 85 It will.

Speaker 47 So if you're a terrorist group and you want to make a mark, you really have to figure out

Speaker 147 a social strategy.

Speaker 138 You have to figure out a social media strategy to entice American youth.

Speaker 80 Now, this is a woman or someone of other gender who's talking about her experience on the RedNote app.

Speaker 63 Let's listen to her.

Speaker 47 Let's see what she's got to say about RedNote, the Chinese app.

Speaker 180 I joined RedNote. You can only do 15 characters, so my handle is pretty sweet acres, and it's missing an E right there.

Speaker 4 I don't know.

Speaker 180 It's a total culture shock. There is a lot that's not in English, but I'm there for it.
But I decided to start with the Goat Run Clump video, the very first one that went viral.

Speaker 180 So far, it's like gotten a few likes. You know what I mean?

Speaker 180 But the funniest thing, and I don't know if this is like a translation issue or if they literally think that these are sheep, but I've gotten a ton of comments that are like, oh my God, the sheep are so cute.

Speaker 180 Like the lambs, the sheep, they're goats. And it said, they're goats.

Speaker 4 Sheep.

Speaker 181 Tiny, tiny.

Speaker 4 So many sheep.

Speaker 54 Baby, run.

Speaker 38 So is this Chinese people commenting? Yes. Directly.

Speaker 77 So the Chinese people aren't sure what a sheep or a lamb is.

Speaker 72 It doesn't matter.

Speaker 34 They're just,

Speaker 39 maybe the language isn't.

Speaker 80 Maybe it's just, it doesn't translate in the way that we think it does.

Speaker 113 Well, this is a great, this is fun because now it's China and America getting together.

Speaker 72 And that's kind of interesting.

Speaker 101 I watch a lot of those Chinese videos.

Speaker 34 I like them.

Speaker 56 The Chinese rappers, those Chinese rappers, and they rap and they make food.

Speaker 109 And some of the food looks good.

Speaker 79 Some of it's a little frightening.

Speaker 47 But it's cool if you ever see those like Chinese rappers.

Speaker 66 It's like a family of older.

Speaker 45 They do music and then they're also cooking like crazy food.

Speaker 38 And they're all, I think they are big on TikTok.

Speaker 58 I watch all that creepy Chinese food stuff where it's like really creepy Chinese food

Speaker 45 like a really

Speaker 34 like a really creepy Chinese dish that they make like you'll see like a woman with a machete just hacking up a jellyfish and then eating it with her bare hands.

Speaker 76 I watch that.

Speaker 35 I watch that.

Speaker 38 And I don't care who made it. I don't care if North Korea made it.

Speaker 121 It's interesting to watch.

Speaker 60 It's interesting content to watch.

Speaker 52 You watch something like really creepy on TikTok.

Speaker 89 That's what people want.

Speaker 75 And that's why we're all powerless.

Speaker 83 The algorithm is going to win.

Speaker 59 So there's nothing you can really do about it.

Speaker 36 There's nothing you can really do about it.

Speaker 101 The mukbang, all of these things.

Speaker 59 People started with like Trish Paytas started with mukbangs.

Speaker 54 Trish Paytas is now on like a world tour.

Speaker 95 Obviously, she's very talented, but like, you know, you can get people, you can entice people

Speaker 78 any way you want

Speaker 111 you got to get them in you got to gross them out you got to like captivate them in a certain way and then you have them and it's not good I'm not saying this is like quality I'm just saying you're you're kind of paralyzed in front of your phone it's it's why the Costco family bao the demon the demon bao except the rizzler who i don't think no the rizzler's unaware that he's surrounded by demons

Speaker 38 You can see the Rizzler sometimes kind of quizzically look at them because they're so obviously demonic.

Speaker 34 The rest of the family, Big Justice, AJ, the sister and the wife, are obviously the representation of an entity, a biblical entity called Baal that's actually evil.

Speaker 49 And that's why they do the incantations.

Speaker 38 I've explained it a million times.

Speaker 43 But the Rizzler, I don't believe, is part of Baal.

Speaker 103 I think, because the Rizzler is not in their family.

Speaker 38 The Rizzler was picked to kind of market Baal and the evil family to the public.

Speaker 121 So every now and then, the Rizzler will do something like human, like cry, right?

Speaker 38 He'll be upset.

Speaker 49 We never see AJ and Big Justice show human emotion because that's not, because Baal has a tough time with that, the demon.

Speaker 80 The Rizzler comes in and he gets upset.

Speaker 44 And every now and then he'll look at the rest of the family and he'll go, oh,

Speaker 68 something's, I'm not like them.

Speaker 46 I think the Rizzler goes, there's something in them that's not in me.

Speaker 48 And that, my friend, the Rizzler, is Baal, is the biblical entity, the demon BAL.

Speaker 44 But what this is opened, by the way, the Pandora's box that this is opened.

Speaker 87 And the reason that I talk about these algorithms and what they're pushing,

Speaker 103 people have called it brain rot.

Speaker 100 People have called it,

Speaker 90 you know, there's all kinds of names for it.

Speaker 109 But what it is, is absolutely meaningless, pointless garbage that you are being

Speaker 121 fed that is being mass marketed to you and your children that doesn't make you smarter or sharper

Speaker 84 and it doesn't mean that there's not good stuff on there it doesn't mean that there's not really important and impactful stuff it means that a lot of what is going on right now.

Speaker 99 Like for example, there are so many people reviewing food

Speaker 54 and it's not even from an educated, they're not educated, they're not chefs, they don't know anything about food, they don't know anything about anything, and they just go to a place and they eat the food and they go, this was good.

Speaker 51 That's it.

Speaker 101 They go to a place, they just sit there, they go, I'm trying raising Kane's new fucking, or Dave's hot chicken's new fucking hot chicken fries, and they got the fries and then the hot chicken and this sauce and this and that.

Speaker 133 And then it's just somebody eats it and goes, that goes hard.

Speaker 40 That's the video.

Speaker 45 Someone eating French fries, they go, that goes hard.

Speaker 113 And that's it.

Speaker 36 And then all these companies are starting to sponsor these people and pay the money to go to these places and eat this stuff.

Speaker 57 or try this stuff.

Speaker 49 So the future of entertainment in America is SpawnCon

Speaker 76 only.

Speaker 75 The future of entertainment in this country is companies paying people, teenagers, adults, whatever demo they're trying to get, it's paying people to go and try their products and review them positively on apps like TikTok

Speaker 116 or YouTube,

Speaker 32 Instagram, whatever it is.

Speaker 48 They're basically, it just, you just, you just, they just, yo, that slaps.

Speaker 123 Yo, that goes hard.

Speaker 100 And it's like, sometimes it's like a teenage kid and then sometimes like a full-on adult, like an adult who just pulls up outside of a Sonic and goes, I'm going to try the Sonic whatever.

Speaker 99 And then they're sitting in a car and then they, they're eating the Sonic.

Speaker 125 And, and,

Speaker 65 and I don't know. It's like, I've,

Speaker 47 I bet in the beginning of this, Sonic was like, this is disgusting.

Speaker 69 This is like a gross person pulling up, shoving food in their face.

Speaker 53 We don't want this. We don't want it.

Speaker 32 And then I bet after a while, they came in and ran the numbers and they go, no, no, no, no, no, this is real good.

Speaker 72 And the executives were like, wait a minute, are you sure?

Speaker 169 This thing's a monster.

Speaker 39 And they go, yeah, yeah, yeah, but this millions of people are watching.

Speaker 106 This morbidly obese person who cannot fit in their car, eat, and then make the sounds like that weird, that like,

Speaker 47 and the executives at Sonic Republic, wait a minute, this is gross.

Speaker 109 We hate this, right?

Speaker 38 And they go, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 57 It's actually great.

Speaker 69 It's actually motivated.

Speaker 88 Thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions of people are watching people eat this shit and they're going to come get it.

Speaker 100 And the CEOs are like, wait a minute, they're not repulsed by this?

Speaker 43 They don't turn this off immediately?

Speaker 116 No, no, no, this is great.

Speaker 135 Oh my God, trying to make progress with my finances has been a real problem.

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Speaker 44 Like the Costco Cretans,

Speaker 95 there had to be a moment when Costco was like, well, we don't love this.

Speaker 41 What is this?

Speaker 40 Like these suits that Costco had to go, hold on, what is this?

Speaker 78 Is this going to turn people off?

Speaker 38 And then eventually they go, oh they surrender to they go no no no this is actually great

Speaker 105 this is this is resonating with

Speaker 40 because the the suits are probably they're they're on like a little bit of a lag about how cretonized the public is they don't know yet how cretinized the public has become So they're probably like, wait a minute, like it's shocking even to them, even to them.

Speaker 54 And they have the worst opinions of the American.

Speaker 45 People in advertising have the lowest opinions of the American public.

Speaker 41 And even to them, they're probably shocked that some of this is working.

Speaker 157 They're like, really?

Speaker 44 So they like this.

Speaker 96 They like the dancing family who just screams about the cookie.

Speaker 143 They like it.

Speaker 44 It does well.

Speaker 84 The guys there playing golf in Scottsdale, they go, yeah, you know, it's actually great.

Speaker 44 The guy, wait, wait, hold on, Bob.

Speaker 65 Bob, that guy I showed you who screams about the cookie and the chicken's big. No, they actually like it.

Speaker 43 No way.

Speaker 64 They love it.

Speaker 44 Numbers are up.

Speaker 100 People are going in and they're getting these cookies and they're taking photos with them.

Speaker 65 That guy is getting, like, it's got to shock

Speaker 113 the executives at some of these companies that this content actually drives the numbers.

Speaker 59 So now that they know it does, get ready.

Speaker 80 Get ready for the onslaught because now they know, the executives of of these companies know that the word we're going for is cringe.

Speaker 65 It's not like it's like it's got to like it's got to people have to be puzzled at first.

Speaker 94 Like it's about to get real weird out.

Speaker 99 Not that it's not weird around.

Speaker 56 I don't even, the drones might be a campaign for Arby's.

Speaker 43 We don't know what's the drones could be Arby's.

Speaker 64 They might go, well, yeah, those drones, they were over the military.

Speaker 44 It's Arby's.

Speaker 54 Like, it's going to get so weird and so

Speaker 126 crazy with the way that companies are going to choose to advertise stuff to you because they know that you have to initially be repulsed.

Speaker 105 You have to initially be repulsed.

Speaker 56 Like, if I was KFC, I'd go, take a chicken tender and leave it by the scene of a murder.

Speaker 65 That's what I would say.

Speaker 78 I'd say, wait for someone to get murdered and then take a tender and leave it by the scene of the the murder so we can get involved.

Speaker 44 Just take it, be careful, because we don't want them thinking you murdered the person, but just roll a tender by a body and take a photo, and then we become part of the news.

Speaker 121 Like the way that companies are going to market stuff now.

Speaker 105 Like when I was growing up, they never had any respect for you.

Speaker 47 It was always like they played on your emotions.

Speaker 39 Like the Budweiser Clydesdales would like take a knee after 9-11, you know, and it would be like from one American icon to another, or the frogs, Budweiser, you know what I mean?

Speaker 75 Jake from State Farm, any of that stuff, any of these flow from progressive, any of these characters that you got used to, okay?

Speaker 77 These campaigns were built around these wacky zany characters.

Speaker 78 Now they're building marketing campaigns around psychologically unstable people.

Speaker 46 That Costco guy will take his family, Ben Wa style.

Speaker 55 He will take them out somehow.

Speaker 101 It will end that Costco marketing campaign will end worse than Fogel somehow.

Speaker 96 It'll end worst in Jared Fogel, the pedophile who lost a bunch of weight eating the BMT or whatever he ate.

Speaker 54 I'm telling you right now, they're now just reaching out to psychologically unstable people who consume their products day in and day out on camera.

Speaker 77 And these companies are going, we should get get in bed with this psycho.

Speaker 56 We should get in bed with this nut job who's drinking syrup.

Speaker 103 There's going to be a guy in the IHOP parking lot who drinks syrup out of the things, okay?

Speaker 92 And IHOP's going to go, we should get in bed with that guy.

Speaker 133 We should do stuff with him.

Speaker 38 Why not?

Speaker 56 And you see what happens.

Speaker 98 You see it happens with Jared Fogel.

Speaker 92 Like it's never a great idea to get in bed with someone who claims they love your product so much that it's the only thing going on in their life.

Speaker 63 It's not a good idea.

Speaker 115 It's not a good idea, but this is coming.

Speaker 107 This is coming.

Speaker 34 So we don't know the next phase of this marketing because I watch, and that's a lot of what you see on TikTok.

Speaker 109 A lot of what you see on TikTok is

Speaker 41 companies that have figured out

Speaker 54 how to start brand partnerships with people, okay?

Speaker 103 And they don't care who it is.

Speaker 67 They don't care who it is.

Speaker 97 They'll start it with BB Netanyahu.

Speaker 94 Will literally light

Speaker 99 a bunch of babies on fire and then eat a crumble cookie.

Speaker 49 They don't give a shit.

Speaker 38 BB Netanyahu will be reviewing Crumble Cookies within four months.

Speaker 76 And BB Netanyahu,

Speaker 38 this is Crumble Cookie Monday. And he'll just have the Crumble Cookie with a little cutter and he'll eat it and he'll go, pancake, I like it.

Speaker 67 Like, it's going to get to that point.

Speaker 40 They don't really care. It doesn't matter to them.

Speaker 47 It doesn't matter. Because these companies go, the people are monsters.

Speaker 170 We got to find monsters to market to the people.

Speaker 77 It's no longer like double Minkama with like the hot chicks.

Speaker 49 We're no longer going that route.

Speaker 38 We're no longer getting a model.

Speaker 70 We're no longer doing any of that.

Speaker 95 We're getting someone that looks like like the people.

Speaker 140 We're getting a monster.

Speaker 69 We're going to get a monster to market the shin because that's who it's for.

Speaker 164 So we're going to get a monster to do it.

Speaker 32 We're going to find,

Speaker 140 we're going to hand select one of these demons from the internet and we're going to stuff their pockets with money and we're going to go fill up a tub in your house with raising cane sauce and bathe in it.

Speaker 140 You're a monster.

Speaker 89 And that's what we want.

Speaker 38 We want you.

Speaker 182 You're a monster. Okay?

Speaker 116 The old school ones like McDonald's and Burger King, they're not quite getting it yet.

Speaker 38 You can still see they're trying to do like that old school shit, and it's not really working.

Speaker 45 They're still trying to do their like

Speaker 127 McDonald's, but they need to find a monster.

Speaker 90 Like if you're a fast food company and your sales are low, if they're dipping, you got to get a monster.

Speaker 112 Like Wendy's has got to get a monster.

Speaker 116 What about a guy on death row whose meal is Wendy's?

Speaker 57 It's his last meal.

Speaker 51 And he eats Wendy's every day until they put him to death for the murder.

Speaker 128 He murdered two sisters. He murdered and raped two sisters and lit their bodies on fire in the woods in rural Tennessee.

Speaker 88 And he's going to the chair or whatever they have.

Speaker 56 He's going to lethal injection,

Speaker 80 but he's going to eat Wendy's the night before.

Speaker 53 That's what we're, you know?

Speaker 47 He's going to eat a big bacon classic before they strap him to the gurney.

Speaker 156 And he's got to, and they're going to give his family money, but he's got to talk about wendy's when he's up there strapped to the getting ready to get injected he's got to keep talking about wendy's even past the first shot the first shot's to numb you and then the second shot's what shuts down your organs even they're going to tell him even though they're giving you the first shot you got to keep talking about wendy's keep talking about wendy's and then the second shot obviously you're not able to they got to improve they got to embrace that you got to get a my you got to get a monster now or a family of monsters to market your product to the American people.

Speaker 80 And if you're not doing that, you're crazy.

Speaker 47 The inauguration is coming up.

Speaker 86 Donald Trump will be inaugurated.

Speaker 69 The FBI is warned of a nonspecific terror threat.

Speaker 105 There's going to be a lot of military.

Speaker 121 I'm not going to go.

Speaker 86 I thought about going.

Speaker 45 I was invited and I appreciate that.

Speaker 47 I was invited VIP and that's very nice of them.

Speaker 112 But I've got a birthday coming up.

Speaker 56 I got shows. I got things.

Speaker 82 I got this.

Speaker 87 We just, we had fires in LA.

Speaker 38 My house was burned down.

Speaker 51 I lost my home.

Speaker 46 We're going to have a go fund me up for me very soon.

Speaker 101 It's tough

Speaker 80 to see everything you've built, you know, a dream that I worked so hard for go up and smoke, literally, literally.

Speaker 32 And we're going to have a GoFundMe up for me to just get me even.

Speaker 34 As Vegas Matt would say, get even or get even worse.

Speaker 140 I just want to get even.

Speaker 169 Just make me whole.

Speaker 106 Just make me whole.

Speaker 169 Taxes, insurance, to mortgage, everything together.

Speaker 116 We need about

Speaker 106 $4 million to make me whole.

Speaker 59 Hopefully Hopefully, I'll run into a few friendly faces.

Speaker 34 U.S.

Speaker 47 Capitol riders return to D.C. to celebrate Trump's inauguration.

Speaker 45 If you are a Capitol rioter, is this not the greatest day of your life?

Speaker 76 If you are a Capitol Rioter, this is like the day

Speaker 60 that you didn't see coming.

Speaker 144 But it is, it is, this is everything.

Speaker 38 Heaven, if it's real, will pale in comparison for these. You got to be at least happy for that.

Speaker 177 There is no greater joy.

Speaker 65 There is no greater happiness.

Speaker 102 Members of the J6 community who hold nightly vigils at the D.C.

Speaker 77 jail that houses them have already secured official inauguration tickets, according to multiple sources, and are tapping allies in Trump's orbit to solicit additional tickets.

Speaker 102 You're a J6er.

Speaker 80 You're getting out of jail and then your boy's coming in.

Speaker 147 I mean, it is, just think of it.

Speaker 59 They're just so happy.

Speaker 57 It just makes them happy.

Speaker 77 I'm asking you to withhold judgment on their act for a moment.

Speaker 80 I'm saying, have you ever seen someone happy?

Speaker 96 They're going to be happy.

Speaker 54 I mean, all smiles, all ear-to-ear smiles from the J6 crew.

Speaker 36 Just walking in there.

Speaker 53 They're kind of renegades.

Speaker 103 They should have leather jackets with like J6.

Speaker 63 Like in the back of them, like leather jackets.

Speaker 47 I'm telling you, this is going to be the happiest day of their life.

Speaker 72 There is not the birth of their children.

Speaker 53 Nothing will compare to that.

Speaker 116 There will be nothing on their deathbed.

Speaker 72 When somebody asks them, what really did it for you on this planet?

Speaker 63 They're going to go,

Speaker 35 you're going to laugh.

Speaker 51 But Trump's second inauguration, I got right out of jail, and

Speaker 108 I was back out in D.C.

Speaker 96 while he gets inaugurated.

Speaker 113 I'm hoping that someone doesn't do something.

Speaker 104 FBI is saying a nonspecific threat, but they're referencing like New Orleans.

Speaker 47 agencies warned of Trump's inauguration being a target for violent extremists.

Speaker 90 The FBI is like, we're very concerned with these violent extremists.

Speaker 38 And by that, we mean people on our payroll, our official payroll, all those violent extremists that we have interviewed 30 times.

Speaker 34 And no, we're very concerned with these violent extremists that we keep having lunch with.

Speaker 47 We keep recruiting them as informants,

Speaker 69 but they're violent and they're extreme.

Speaker 53 And we're very concerned with them.

Speaker 45 We don't like them.

Speaker 59 They're bad and they present a grave public danger, which is why we've tried to, you know, try to get them

Speaker 38 to work for us and do, and do often, and do.

Speaker 59 The threat assessment compiled by the FBI, Secret Service, Capitol Police, and other agencies highlights various nightmare scenarios.

Speaker 79 including bomb hoaxes, swatting calls, drone flights, and vehicle ramming attacks.

Speaker 77 Foreign terrorists, domestic extremists, and lone wolves are considered potential perpetrators.

Speaker 34 The assessment also notes that Iran has long sought revenge against Trump for the killing of General Soleimani with 700,000 users on Telegram threatening to assassinate him the day after election day.

Speaker 77 No one is taking anything on Telegram seriously.

Speaker 80 I think that they're going to have a ton of security.

Speaker 34 I know for a fact they'll have a ton of security.

Speaker 47 We hope, of course, pray, whatever, that nothing happens and that everything is okay.

Speaker 92 But we, you know, there's going to be a lot of people out there.

Speaker 69 This is not the time necessarily when something is going to pop off. I tend to think

Speaker 45 in terms of things like this, that it'll be a day you don't expect.

Speaker 86 It's like 9-11.

Speaker 140 Tuesday after, you know, morning, 9-11. Nobody,

Speaker 63 nobody thought.

Speaker 51 I don't know if they do things on the day of the inauguration.

Speaker 34 I think it's going to be very difficult.

Speaker 77 That's another reason me getting in and out.

Speaker 182 It's annoying being herded from this one to that one, here to there, checkpoints and this and that.

Speaker 47 It's like,

Speaker 54 you know, it would have been cool to see as an event.

Speaker 45 I get it.

Speaker 141 I hate conventions. I feel like it's going to be like a convention.

Speaker 127 It's going to be freezing. They're moving it inside.

Speaker 117 I thought it was going to be like more of a like, like a, where it would be like me and Trump advance, and then they would have like a map of the world and I would point to which countries I wanted.

Speaker 82 to attack and they would go, we'll take it under advised. Like it's not like that.

Speaker 182 It's more of, it's more of an impersonal thing.

Speaker 132 I thought it was going to be like, I get a few minutes with Trump to just go, here's a few people I think you should look at.

Speaker 38 That's what I thought it was. That's why I wanted to go.

Speaker 39 Here's a few members of my family to keep an eye on.

Speaker 80 That's what I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 47 That was my,

Speaker 103 that was my hope that I was going to be able to, I have a list of people that I think should be watched.

Speaker 105 And I thought that the inauguration, I was going to be able to give that list to a member of the administration to pass along to Tulsi or someone.

Speaker 99 That's why I was going.

Speaker 101 Apparently, it's like a, it's a huge ball that's kind of impersonal.

Speaker 38 I won't really be, I won't really have that kind of access, but I want, I have a list of people

Speaker 78 for their own good.

Speaker 46 I want them to be watched by our new government, members of my own family and some of my friends.

Speaker 113 And I want them to be watched.

Speaker 80 So that's what I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 132 Like, come on in.

Speaker 80 Here's my list.

Speaker 73 That's what I thought it was going to be trump was informed about the potential harm that the cold temperatures could have on law enforcement horses

Speaker 102 interesting because the horses get freezing

Speaker 57 there they got a lot of horses out there in case the crowd gets uh unruly it's like sixth street in austin

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Speaker 62 6th Street in Austin, Texas.

Speaker 148 Which Austin, by the way, looks like California after the fires.

Speaker 52 I was like googling pictures of Austin, and it just looks like California that fires had already ripped through.

Speaker 152 It's just, it's just, it's already the deforestation is over.

Speaker 70 Let's talk a little bit about these scumbags

Speaker 99 trying to rob people

Speaker 69 in California right now.

Speaker 80 Get up the midgets from selling Sunset and whatever scam they're running.

Speaker 95 Get them up on Instagram.

Speaker 116 They're running a scam.

Speaker 47 All these realtors are running running a scam.

Speaker 83 And this is the way the scam.

Speaker 59 They're like, use us for free.

Speaker 121 No commission.

Speaker 122 They're like, and by the way, if you pay a commission, we'll give it back to you.

Speaker 56 And it's like, well, why would I pay one?

Speaker 102 You're either giving it for free or not.

Speaker 95 I also know people where people are inquiring.

Speaker 72 People are calling up residents of Altadena right now and saying, we will buy your land for 700 grand.

Speaker 88 And then it's BlackRock.

Speaker 78 Blackrock, these demons from hell.

Speaker 47 Larry Fink comes out and goes, it's going to take 10 years to rebuild, scaring the shit out of everybody.

Speaker 59 It's going to take a while, but he comes out and says it.

Speaker 79 His company, BlackRock, is out there calling people whose, it's still warm.

Speaker 179 The smoldering ashes are still going.

Speaker 84 And BlackRock is like, hey, can we, hi, I'd like to buy some land.

Speaker 34 And they never say it's BlackRock.

Speaker 169 But then when you start doing all the like verification of funds, my friends are realtors in LA.

Speaker 77 When they start doing the verification of funds and they start looking into it, it's BlackRock

Speaker 36 is calling and they're like, hi,

Speaker 4 hi,

Speaker 54 hi, I would just like to like

Speaker 38 buy some land in the Palisades and maybe there's some people that might need some help and people might just, you know, they might value having some cash on hand.

Speaker 147 So we'd like to come in and they go, oh, that's okay.

Speaker 179 Well, yeah, let's, let's, do you have any documentation?

Speaker 116 They start providing the documentation, and it all goes back to fucking BlackRock is trying to buy the land in Altadena and the Palisade, all these places, because people are desperate.

Speaker 82 And they go, we'll just buy the land.

Speaker 105 We'll buy the land from you.

Speaker 45 Get the Midges from Selling Sunset.

Speaker 77 Get their Instagram up. Find out what scam they're running because they are running a scam.

Speaker 41 I believe they did it.

Speaker 47 And I, and they, and, and if they sue me for defamation, remember this is for entertainment only.

Speaker 99 I personally believe the brothers from Selling Sunset started this fire.

Speaker 56 I'm going to say it right now.

Speaker 90 I don't need evidence when I feel so strongly, by the way.

Speaker 116 I don't need evidence when I feel so strongly about something.

Speaker 148 The two little guys from Selling Sunset started this fire.

Speaker 57 And I don't know why for season five, but

Speaker 49 they're offering some scam deal to people who've lost their homes.

Speaker 46 They're offering like some like

Speaker 38 strange game where they're like, we want to talk about the, this is how you know you're getting scammed when people come online and do this. They go, we want to talk about the real scam.

Speaker 164 There's scammers out there taking advantage of people and we want to bring that to your attention.

Speaker 34 And the reason they're doing that, they're doing that is because they're saying, we really want to scam you.

Speaker 96 We found out that there's people out there that are not us scamming you.

Speaker 47 And if that's the case, it's a big problem for us.

Speaker 38 So we want to get ahead of this.

Speaker 147 We want to come out and warn you about people not associated with our scam trying to scam you.

Speaker 77 By the way, when a fire like this breaks out, if you're a scammer, if you're a con, if you're whatever, This is your moment.

Speaker 87 This is the time.

Speaker 67 Here we go. Let's, let's, let, go,

Speaker 38 And they've got NBC News.

Speaker 44 They've got everyone involved.

Speaker 75 Let's watch these criminals.

Speaker 56 Let's watch these criminals.

Speaker 126 The guys from...

Speaker 71 Can you imagine your house has been lost and in your window pops in the little guy from Selling Sunset?

Speaker 184 Is Selling Sunset? Jason, it's good to see you. Thank you.
Wish it was under better circumstances. Something that's striking, right? And I think people don't really even understand it.

Speaker 100 Hey, let's stop this for a minute.

Speaker 38 I'm a little sick of capitalism.

Speaker 113 I really got to be honest. I'm starting to go red.

Speaker 109 Why during the fire is the realtor from selling sunset on the news?

Speaker 65 Why in God's name, during an active fire, is the real estate agent from selling sunset

Speaker 95 an expert there bringing in?

Speaker 56 Why are we even thinking about that?

Speaker 143 Why are we even thinking about

Speaker 67 what's gonna happen with the real estate market it's on fire it's literally on fire

Speaker 40 why would we bring in an expert all right let's see it

Speaker 184 california i'm not i'm a midwest kid that what burned in the areas affected here these are some of the fanciest places in all of los angeles right stop this for a second stop this why in god's name is this an angle

Speaker 73 why in God's, do you want everyone the world over to hate us?

Speaker 155 Can you imagine a less sympathetic angle than someone who starts the interview by going, now, Jason,

Speaker 54 these houses were some of the fanciest, glitziest, glamorous houses that have ever been constructed.

Speaker 43 Am I right?

Speaker 185 Yeah, I mean, I'd say most of the Pacific Palisades is gone, you know, probably 75% of it. And I'd say the average home there was maybe three to four million, certainly homes in the

Speaker 185 $5 to $10 million range. I've sold, I've had clients and friends calling me all day, probably 40 to 50 calls actually from people that lost homes.

Speaker 185 Several of them are former clients who I sold homes to them in the Palisades in

Speaker 185 the 5 to 10 million.

Speaker 40 How is this helping people?

Speaker 144 Shouldn't they be doing like evacuation noted?

Speaker 154 Here's how to get out.

Speaker 133 Here's where you should go.

Speaker 101 Here's the church that has the water for you?

Speaker 100 Why is this lunatic talking about 50 homes he sold?

Speaker 59 Why are people going, by the way, the church has water?

Speaker 99 It has water.

Speaker 93 Go and drink.

Speaker 43 We have water at the church.

Speaker 56 Why aren't they doing that?

Speaker 65 Why is this psychopath going, I sold 50 homes in that neighborhood?

Speaker 185 $9 range. They're all gone.
Wow.

Speaker 184 What happens to these folks? There's a finite number of homes. You're talking about, you know, a couple of thousand, 6,000 maybe homes that will have been destroyed by this, many more damaged.

Speaker 184 Where do all those folks go?

Speaker 185 That's such a good question.

Speaker 185 Right now, hotels, you know, you can't find a hotel room. Forget about Los Angeles.
You can't even find hotel rooms in. Newport Beach, Orange County, I mean, all the way down to San Diego right now.

Speaker 185 So they're waiting in hotels until they can figure out with their insurance how much money they have to find a house. But we do have some clients that we are working with now to try to find property.

Speaker 185 And it is,

Speaker 185 you wouldn't believe the stories. I mean, we had a client today, we showed him a house for $13,000 a month, which is the, that was the asking price on the MLS.

Speaker 185 And we offered $20,000 a month up front for six months. And the landlord counted us at $23,000, $10,000 more than he was even asking.

Speaker 185 You'll see lines of 15, 20 people just waiting to get in to these properties.

Speaker 184 There's just that sort of sounds like gouging almost.

Speaker 69 I don't know.

Speaker 107 It's actually illegal, it is.

Speaker 185 That's why I'm mentioning it, because

Speaker 185 it should be exposed what some of these landlords are doing.

Speaker 184 Yeah, it feels wrong, really.

Speaker 184 You're taking advantage of people at that point.

Speaker 184 Help us understand what's going to happen here, right? I mean, you think about the Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu.

Speaker 184 malibu these are sort of some of the more iconic places um in the country that's why they make a netflix show about selling these homes that you're you're a star on what is going on

Speaker 184 is this stuff going to be get rebuilt built you think

Speaker 185 yes i i think so it's going to take a long time i think the city needs to do things like for example maybe exempt the mansion tax you know for developers i agree well what about for me how about for me i mean i sold my home, but still, if I want to buy another one.

Speaker 185 To be encouraged to come in and build here, we're going to need to expedite

Speaker 185 the permitting process.

Speaker 185 And we're going to need California to increase the fair plan. The fair plan is the California fire insurance that's all out to the state.

Speaker 35 That's right.

Speaker 185 That's right. Right now, there are no other options.
And the fair plan only goes up to 3 million. So most of these homes that burnt down weren't able to be insured through the California fair plan.

Speaker 185 We have to increase increase that. Stunning.

Speaker 184 Well, there's a law. Stunning.

Speaker 86 He's like, and we also have to get California to get all the laws off the books to stop me from stealing your home.

Speaker 149 Oh, my God.

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Speaker 84 Get those laws off the books that stop me when I want to steal your home.

Speaker 115 It's not good, it's counterproductive.

Speaker 103 If I steal your house, fair and square, it's my house.

Speaker 136 So, why would there be a law penalizing me saying I go to jail when I've stolen your house?

Speaker 41 If you're sitting in an ash heap and I steal it, because I come to you and have you sign a couple of documents while you're crying, it's mine.

Speaker 54 Finders, keepers, losers, weepers.

Speaker 186 A lot of friends and clients reaching out

Speaker 186 because they lost their homes over the last couple of days and they need

Speaker 186 help with places to live

Speaker 8 because you started to find

Speaker 186 as real estate agents. We obviously have an obligation to

Speaker 186 help them find a place, even when it's going to be difficult with thousands of people looking for places and not nearly as many houses available.

Speaker 186 But the Oppenheim Group is offering to represent anybody

Speaker 186 for free, or we will credit you back any commission paid.

Speaker 8 What do you mean by that?

Speaker 186 If you've lost your house and you're now displaced,

Speaker 186 we will help you find a place or do our best to help you find a place to rent. Real estate agents need to come together and work hard to get to the business.

Speaker 186 That's who needs to come together is real estate agents. Good.
This is our time to

Speaker 186 raise.

Speaker 38 And rob and steal.

Speaker 186 Reach out to us. Reach out at ogroup.com.

Speaker 54 Take your burnt hand and get on the phone.

Speaker 186 Everyone stay safe.

Speaker 38 Grab the phone with your charred hand and call me and my dirtbag team of scumbags.

Speaker 134 Get your charred claw.

Speaker 38 Pull out your cell phone.

Speaker 36 Call me and my brother and we'll come there and rob you.

Speaker 116 You want to get robbed?

Speaker 105 Take your phone out of your pocket and come get robbed. We'll put you in a house for 20 grand a month.
It shouldn't rent for nine.

Speaker 94 We'll put you in a dump.

Speaker 46 We will put you and your family in a shitbox for $30,000 a month.

Speaker 71 Call Call me and my brother with your charred hand, and I will put you in a shitbox of a house for $40,000 a month.

Speaker 45 You want to talk about a shitbox?

Speaker 100 We'll put you in a jail.

Speaker 40 We'll put you in a house you want to burn down.

Speaker 177 We'll put you in a house every day you pray it burns.

Speaker 66 Because me and my brother, who may or may not have started the fires, are here to rob you.

Speaker 36 We're here to take, you're in a desperate situation, pick up the phone.

Speaker 101 This is where we come in.

Speaker 69 You're desperate, you have smoke, inhalation, poisoning, you're not really thinking, you're dizzy, you're vomiting, you have headaches.

Speaker 70 Call me and my brother.

Speaker 40 We'll get it done.

Speaker 49 We specialize in representing people with headaches from inhaling smoke.

Speaker 86 That's what we do. We specialize in.

Speaker 57 We specialize in the relocation of families who've lost properties and aren't thinking clearly.

Speaker 164 I love the angle of the news being like, so these are really nice homes.

Speaker 109 Where do these people go?

Speaker 116 Where do the rich go?

Speaker 147 These are beautiful.

Speaker 102 That's why there's TV shows and Netflix about them.

Speaker 147 That's why there's TV shows about them.

Speaker 92 Where are these people going to go?

Speaker 70 Where are they going to go? I don't know.

Speaker 54 Somewhere else?

Speaker 44 A lot of those people will be okay.

Speaker 34 He's like, the average home is 3 to 4 million.

Speaker 117 That's a lie.

Speaker 34 The average home in the Palisades is more than that.

Speaker 103 And averages are fake anyway because they average, they'll include like an apartment complex that's not in the Palisades of like shitty condos. Like averages are not real.

Speaker 117 The reality is, everyone who lives in the Palisades, and I'm not chitting on them, and I hope they're okay.

Speaker 57 And I'm not saying that there is anything morally wrong with having money or nice things.

Speaker 76 I have them. It's fine.

Speaker 80 But it is hilarious to me that now this guy, like seeing these real estate agents just come out there and go, listen.

Speaker 95 Now, by the way, you don't need to advertise.

Speaker 56 They're going to call.

Speaker 53 They're going to call.

Speaker 40 Why are you advertising?

Speaker 34 Don't you have three television shows, you bum?

Speaker 147 Don't you have three TV shows?

Speaker 80 How about you come out and say, we're going to donate some money?

Speaker 34 We're going to do fundraisers, things like that.

Speaker 95 They know to call you.

Speaker 177 Yeah, you've shamelessly put your face everywhere all over the town.

Speaker 183 They know to call.

Speaker 44 Why do you need to run a commercial while people are burning alive?

Speaker 99 You don't need to do it.

Speaker 98 They're going to call your fucking dumb face is on every billboard, and every show about real estate involves you.

Speaker 43 You don't need to do a commercial about how you're going to help these people.

Speaker 101 They will call you.

Speaker 101 The people that need to will call you.

Speaker 116 And by the way, I hope his phone is flooded with really poor people.

Speaker 36 Everyone should call him that has nothing.

Speaker 181 Hello, is it Jason?

Speaker 181 It's from Oppenheim.

Speaker 181 My budget is $700.

Speaker 181 I live in a shed

Speaker 181 In Altadina, the shed burned down.

Speaker 181 I have nothing.

Speaker 43 Will you and your brother help me? I live in shed.

Speaker 43 It burns. Everybody burned.
I smell the

Speaker 43 skin burn of the man. Hosi, he used to hit me every now and then, but he's still a good man.

Speaker 181 He burned alive.

Speaker 181 Will you and your brother find me a room to live? I want to live in a room. No more shed.
Room.

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Speaker 108 We're editing the special.

Speaker 38 Should be coming out

Speaker 39 soon.

Speaker 56 We appreciate everybody.

Speaker 49 We love you. We thank you.

Speaker 76 And

Speaker 119 we believe our greatest days are ahead of us.

Speaker 144 We always do.

Speaker 82 We always have.

Speaker 182 And we hope for a safe inauguration.

Speaker 34 We hope that

Speaker 109 everybody is thriving.

Speaker 82 We we hope that israel and gaza guys guys

Speaker 48 there's so much more that unites us than divides we need some of that energy over there some basic bitch white energy over there so i'm like we're so much more that unites us than divides us and

Speaker 38 it's like we're all the same people like we just

Speaker 112 you know we need a little bit of that my

Speaker 73 We need the, you know, frozen.

Speaker 34 What about a Disney musical about Israel and Palette?

Speaker 52 We need something like that we need to get everybody going we need a concert we need a concert we need jelly roll

Speaker 178 to go over there and i've said it before i'll say it again we just need a concert you know we're gonna get one for the fires but we need a concert for gaza

Speaker 124 and israel and but for both you know it would be good you see jelly roll coming out of the tunnel And it's no longer a tunnel of sadness.

Speaker 39 It's actually a tunnel of rock.

Speaker 35 Rap.

Speaker 54 It's rap, rock, rock rock rap

Speaker 117 my point is that it's a tunnel of southwestern

Speaker 38 you know she jelly roll coming out of the tunnel out of the hamas tunnel

Speaker 38 you know ladies and gentlemen jelly roll he walks out of the hamas tunnel and everybody's getting into it all the little palestinian kids and the israeli everybody's getting into it Can't we, can't, are we, can we do that?

Speaker 32 Can we bring healing back with pop culture?

Speaker 140 You know what I mean?

Speaker 80 Can we do that? Can we get to Taylor Swift over there? Show them what banal mediocrity is, you too.

Speaker 144 You too can do this.

Speaker 120 Nothing, whatever she does.

Speaker 120 Hey!

Speaker 76 Can't she

Speaker 158 do a song?

Speaker 49 Can you imagine this?

Speaker 78 Is there any more powerful?

Speaker 82 It's the ruins of God, like a ruins.

Speaker 34 Taylor Swift is sitting in their red boots and a guitar.

Speaker 69 And she starts to play the guitar.

Speaker 144 And then two people from Gaza, maybe, maybe, because they're going to be amputees.

Speaker 76 I'm going to prepare everyone for this.

Speaker 140 It's not going to be, it's not going to be nice.

Speaker 171 But again, I didn't do it.

Speaker 74 But they're dancing kind of beautifully with the one arm or the one leg.

Speaker 178 Like they're amputees, but, and Taylor's playing the guitar.

Speaker 74 And she's, you know, it's a cruel summer.

Speaker 32 And the people from Gaza go, you have no idea.

Speaker 86 Wouldn't that be, because it's topical.

Speaker 147 She goes, it's a cruel summer.

Speaker 76 And and they're all nodding like, oh boy.

Speaker 127 And there's amputees and they're dancing.

Speaker 76 And then and then we cut to jelly roll and he comes right out of the hama tunnel.

Speaker 64 And it's and it's jelly roll.

Speaker 64 And it's nuts.

Speaker 78 We got T Swift singing in the ruins with the, with the, you know, the stumps and the amputees and they're dancing.

Speaker 54 And Jelly Roll comes out of the Hama.

Speaker 147 Well, now it's crazy because it's a song and Jelly Roll is doing the rap part of it.

Speaker 109 And then Taylor Swift's on the guitar.

Speaker 147 And then Billie Eilish is there, and she's very sad and quiet.

Speaker 121 And they do a close-up, and she's by a mass grave.

Speaker 34 Billie Eilish is sitting in the middle of a mass grave.

Speaker 144 And she just goes,

Speaker 53 And it's just Billie Eilish, and you go, and you go, what are you watching in there?

Speaker 183 And you go, Billie Eilish is performing in a mass Palestinian grave.

Speaker 44 It's beautiful.

Speaker 145 And we have this moment.

Speaker 155 We have this moment of jelly roll coming out of a Hamas tunnel.

Speaker 179 We have Taylor Swift in the ruins. We have Billie Eilish singing in a mass grave.

Speaker 155 Sabrina Carpenter in the gear in the Islamic thing, because she's a little too, you know what I mean?

Speaker 122 A little too Western for that part.

Speaker 142 But she's covered respectfully and she's doing her thing.

Speaker 38 Can't we do it?

Speaker 95 Can't we bring the fucking if we can't do it, can't?

Speaker 54 Who's gonna do it?

Speaker 171 Who's gonna do it?

Speaker 103 It's my hope.

Speaker 38 It's my hope.

Speaker 76 And then I hope, and then I hope, and this will happen, and I swear to God,

Speaker 49 don't think I'm lying.

Speaker 92 There will be a moment on CNN when they go, and now after the ceasefire has finally been ratified, let's talk about the rebuilding of Gaza.

Speaker 89 And to do that, we're bringing on Jason and Brett Oppenheim from the Oppenheim group and the show's selling sunset.

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