410 - Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family

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Speaker 3 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan Show. Thank you to everybody who is sharing the trailer for the Netflix show.
This is your country, the reimagining of a 90s trash TV show.

Speaker 4 With yours truly as the host, we really appreciate it.

Speaker 11 The trailer's had a great response, and people are excited about it.

Speaker 12 Comes out October 1st.

Speaker 13 Our friend, friend of the show,

Speaker 13 P.

Speaker 15 Diddy,

Speaker 18 incarcerated in jail in Brooklyn

Speaker 21 I mean what is going on here what is going on

Speaker 22 Diddy is locked

Speaker 24 a girl I went to school with

Speaker 25 was

Speaker 5 I think very close with him and then scrubbed her whole IG in the last couple of days.

Speaker 20 Just fun.

Speaker 29 Not saying who it is.

Speaker 7 I'm no rat, but I'm just saying it's fun.

Speaker 30 Other people from school called me.

Speaker 28 They were like, That's kind of fun, huh?

Speaker 15 And I go, It's a little fun. It's a little fun.

Speaker 3 It's worth noting.

Speaker 28 And then she went on a whole thing about Haiti.

Speaker 30 Diddy is accused of holding freak-offs with male prostitutes.

Speaker 36 According to court documents, Sean Diddy comes freak offs were arranged by high-ranking supervisors,

Speaker 26 security household workers, and assistants.

Speaker 36 So he apparently forced people to do sexual acts, perform sex acts.

Speaker 3 Over a thousand bottles of baby oil and lube were found during the raids, which were allegedly used during the freak offs.

Speaker 3 Combs would force women to partake.

Speaker 35 It would make embarrassing recordings, which he used as blackmail to keep victims quiet.

Speaker 41 Combs' team would schedule IV delivery

Speaker 42 after the days-long freak off so the victims could recover from the physical exertion and drug use.

Speaker 44 Well, that's nice.

Speaker 31 Combs would even track women's locations and keep track of their medical records.

Speaker 3 The video was filmed in Central Park just hours before the rapper was arrested.

Speaker 47 So, he was in Central Park.

Speaker 3 And what was he doing? Just having fun?

Speaker 27 He was just taking it in.

Speaker 3 He was just having fun in Central Park.

Speaker 48 The last day of freedom.

Speaker 15 Wow.

Speaker 30 They're going to kill him, I think.

Speaker 8 No, they are.

Speaker 31 They're clearly going to kill him.

Speaker 50 Guards are getting ready to fall asleep as we speak because there's no way

Speaker 25 that he can go out and say

Speaker 28 all of the things he knows and talk about all of the people who went to the freak offs.

Speaker 25 That is my guess.

Speaker 53 My guess is that they're going to take him out.

Speaker 42 It's not only my guess.

Speaker 29 There are a lot of people

Speaker 41 that are thinking that. He's like the Black Epstein.
They got to get rid of him.

Speaker 54 He's going to come out and he's going to say, hey, everybody from political figures to big music people to pastors, megachurch people, like I don't think that can go down.

Speaker 3 I think what's going to happen is he is going to be

Speaker 3 going to feel very depressed.

Speaker 42 That's my guess, is that P. Diddy is going to feel...

Speaker 52 Very depressed and

Speaker 3 he's going to be sad and he's not going to want to go on anymore.

Speaker 60 I don't know.

Speaker 55 I can't say for sure, but it seems like an unnecessary risk for all of these people to just allow him

Speaker 34 to

Speaker 3 dime on all of them to try to get a lesser sentence, which he will most likely do.

Speaker 63 Or his cell phone's going to explode.

Speaker 42 That's the other possibility.

Speaker 33 For P.

Speaker 66 Diddy, he may,

Speaker 68 I'm surprised something didn't explode, or

Speaker 34 I'm surprised that Dildo didn't explode a week ago and take out P.

Speaker 65 Diddy.

Speaker 34 An exploding dildo to get rid of P.

Speaker 65 Diddy.

Speaker 30 We are now in, it's fully the Marx Brothers now.

Speaker 34 We have exploding pay.

Speaker 41 Israel's got Panini presses blowing up to try to kill Hezbollah.

Speaker 57 We have a caddyshack assassination attempt where the barrel of a gun is sticking out of the bushes on a Palm Beach golf course like a scene from Abbott and Costello.

Speaker 75 This is a Marx brothers.

Speaker 55 What is the next way they're going to kill Trump with like an exploding cake?

Speaker 13 It's getting to be like a Laurel and Hardy 1920s three Stooges slapstick country.

Speaker 79 World.

Speaker 78 Pagers are blowing up all over Lebanon.

Speaker 43 Cell phones, pagers, tablets.

Speaker 41 Israel apparently hacking all these devices or planting bombs or what I don't know the

Speaker 80 I don't really know the I love how America is just really not commenting.

Speaker 81 They're like, well, we don't really know.

Speaker 45 We got to collect some more information on this.

Speaker 34 It's oh, it's the old exploding pager trick.

Speaker 52 Can we show any of these?

Speaker 35 We discussed this a few days ago if we can show any of these.

Speaker 3 Here's a man shopping.

Speaker 27 Yeah, we can show it. We'll just blur the.

Speaker 84 Here's a man shopping, and then all of the sudden his pager explodes.

Speaker 58 It's really not that bad from the top.

Speaker 52 Well, here's the deal.

Speaker 85 Israel certainly has the element of surprise.

Speaker 30 And however, they just will not calm down.

Speaker 15 Israel will not stop. They are whiling out.

Speaker 25 They will not stop.

Speaker 34 And the Middle East is like a tinderbox.

Speaker 59 And Sheikh Nasrallah,

Speaker 51 the head of

Speaker 70 the Lebanese,

Speaker 28 I believe, I'm forgetting, Hezbollah.

Speaker 41 is saying this is a declaration of war and they're going to go after Israel.

Speaker 55 You know, I mean, I didn't even know Israel could do that.

Speaker 61 I didn't even know this was possible to be done.

Speaker 21 I didn't even know people still used pagers.

Speaker 59 I didn't even know that pagers could explode.

Speaker 89 I didn't even know that,

Speaker 34 I mean, the real supply chain issue here.

Speaker 33 I mean, I didn't even know that any of this could happen, that you could be a, that Etch's sketches could blow up.

Speaker 75 I mean, I didn't know that this could go down.

Speaker 63 But, you know, this is a black mirror episode.

Speaker 91 Every day

Speaker 70 is a new, strange episode where it's hard to fully,

Speaker 52 I guess, Israel has a very secretive cybersecurity division.

Speaker 34 I believe it's called 8200 or something.

Speaker 57 And Israel's very good at the hacking and whatever.

Speaker 52 They have a cybersecurity unit, right?

Speaker 42 Unit, and I forget what it is, but it's a unit.

Speaker 3 of people that do this type of thing.

Speaker 30 This is what they do.

Speaker 41 And I don't know exactly what it's called.

Speaker 85 What are you going to Israel.gov?

Speaker 15 Go somewhere else.

Speaker 80 That might be a bit skewed.

Speaker 18 Unit 8200

Speaker 42 is an Israeli intelligence corpse unit of the Israeli Defense, the IDF responsible for clandestine operation.

Speaker 30 The unit is composed primarily of 18 to 21-year-old hackers and nerds and fun people that are,

Speaker 70 I guess, really good at

Speaker 53 the type of operation that you just witnessed.

Speaker 89 And don't get it twisted.

Speaker 92 They will

Speaker 43 get P.

Speaker 72 Diddy with the exploding dildo and he will not face trial.

Speaker 61 There's no way he goes to trial

Speaker 43 if they can do this.

Speaker 63 If they can do this, you almost wonder, and I mean, again, I don't want to get in, I don't want to be a start with this here.

Speaker 74 I'm just like, how did Hamas pull this off

Speaker 34 if they're so good?

Speaker 35 Like, if this intelligence unit is so amazing, and I know that, like, Netanyahu doesn't really want any investigation into the intelligence failures of October 7th, but they're so good at certain things, and I guess other things are just not as great at.

Speaker 41 Small amounts of explosives were implanted in beepers that Hezbollah had ordered from a Taiwanese company, according to American and other officials briefed on the operation.

Speaker 85 I mean,

Speaker 81 yeah, here we go. I see it again.
There it is.

Speaker 55 By the way, can we just comment on the produce?

Speaker 77 Looks nice.

Speaker 55 Can we just comment on the produce selection there?

Speaker 12 It does look nice.

Speaker 34 I don't know. It doesn't seem like the war is ending, right?

Speaker 76 This isn't what happens before war ends.

Speaker 6 You don't hack everybody's smartphone and beeper and start blowing everything up.

Speaker 46 Right?

Speaker 41 They're going to blow up my sunglasses soon.

Speaker 15 You just.

Speaker 13 Lebanese Health Ministry, at least nine dead, 300 injured in a in walkie-talkie explosions.

Speaker 29 Play a little bit of this.

Speaker 93 At least nine people are dead. Hundreds have been wounded, and that's according to the Lebanese Health Ministry.
That blast

Speaker 93 in Beirut set off panic in the streets, as you can see here. That was amid a crowd attending a funeral for Hezbollah fighters.
Early reports indicate the explosions took place in southern Lebanon.

Speaker 81 By the way, I'm going.

Speaker 6 My grandmother sadly passed away.

Speaker 45 My last grandparent is gone, and I'm going to a funeral, and I'm wondering if there's going to be exploding devices.

Speaker 46 I imagine not, but who knows?

Speaker 31 Not everyone in my family loves me.

Speaker 81 They're not all thrilled with me. Let's be honest.

Speaker 8 Ryan Routh,

Speaker 47 who is...

Speaker 21 What is going on with

Speaker 69 this guy?

Speaker 41 Ryan Ralph. Now, you've not been able to find his music.

Speaker 96 His song doesn't exist online.

Speaker 31 Oh, it doesn't.

Speaker 46 God damn it.

Speaker 88 Ryan Ralph was arrested in Palm Beach after sticking an assault rifle through the fence while Trump was golfing.

Speaker 25 This guy is a lunatic who

Speaker 97 was really inspired by the Ukraine war, by the way.

Speaker 11 So that's interesting.

Speaker 13 And

Speaker 67 which it does inspire people, you know?

Speaker 90 I get it.

Speaker 3 You know, my friend Connor went over there to fight with them.

Speaker 70 I get it.

Speaker 42 It's a sad story.

Speaker 15 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 97 Okay?

Speaker 34 I'm not not, you know what i mean i'm with it i'm i get it i'm with it ryan routh was arrested in palm beach because he was trying to kill trump now this guy's a madman um

Speaker 99 and he's got the barrel of his rifle coming out of the bushes again like a scene from caddyshack like it's a weird

Speaker 13 strange

Speaker 15 thing

Speaker 55 I think he's been interviewed on the news a few times.

Speaker 34 And by the way, can you get the quotes from his son to the Daily Mail?

Speaker 33 These were the craziest things I have ever heard.

Speaker 25 He's like, oh, my dad.

Speaker 66 He's like, listen, if he wants to be a martyr, you know, I'm not for it, but we all hate the way these elections go down every four years.

Speaker 83 It's the most insane thing that you hear from somebody whose father just tried to like kill the president.

Speaker 20 Oren Ralph, his son, he goes,

Speaker 41 I don't have any comment beyond a character profile of him as a loving and caring father, an honest, hardworking man. He went on to say, I don't know what's happened in Florida.

Speaker 41 I hope things have just been blown out of proportion.

Speaker 60 Because from the little I've heard, it doesn't sound like the man I know to do anything crazy.

Speaker 12 He's a good father and a great man, and I hope you can portray him in an honest light.

Speaker 41 Then he said like this, he described his father as someone who was not violent, claiming he only had a couple of traffic tickets, but noted that he does hate Trump as every reasonable person does.

Speaker 59 Lovely son, keep going down.

Speaker 16 Um,

Speaker 72 he goes, I don't like Trump either.

Speaker 84 He's my dad, and all he's had is a couple of traffic tickets, as far as I know.

Speaker 11 That's crazy.

Speaker 28 I know my dad, and I love my dad, and that's nothing like him.

Speaker 68 Oren said that it was the first that he had heard about the incident and didn't even know his dad was in Florida, adding, We had a falling out, we've grown apart.

Speaker 16 Um,

Speaker 13 so then he comes back, keep going down, because he comes back and he says,

Speaker 22 he goes,

Speaker 34 he comes back.

Speaker 49 And I read where he was basically like, he quotes South Park and he says, like,

Speaker 41 listen, if my dad wants to be a martyr, that's on him.

Speaker 33 Like he is this crazy quote where then he's like,

Speaker 49 it's just like South Park.

Speaker 52 He goes, it's like every four years we vote for a douchebag or a turd stamp.

Speaker 34 Like he starts doing a podcast after they tell him like his father almost tried to kill the president.

Speaker 23 He's like, listen, we all hate this process.

Speaker 82 I think it was this.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it might have been the post.

Speaker 28 Let's see if we can find it

Speaker 65 down here.

Speaker 41 It was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.

Speaker 15 I was like, this is the craziest thing I have ever heard from the son.

Speaker 82 of somebody who yeah here we go after abruptly hanging up the phone orin routh sent a long text to the Daily Mail in which he said, if his father wants to be a martyr, that's his choice, and complained that voters are exhausted and embarrassed by candidates running for the White House.

Speaker 74 Can you imagine?

Speaker 97 Keep going.

Speaker 27 I'll pull the Daily Mail article. That's where it was.
Yeah.

Speaker 57 Can you imagine being told your father just tried to assassinate the president of the United States and then going like, hey,

Speaker 86 we're not into this.

Speaker 90 All this stuff is pretty embarrassing out there, these elections.

Speaker 86 It's pretty nuts.

Speaker 35 Your father just tried to assassinate the president.

Speaker 65 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 34 I'll tell you, he's not the only one.

Speaker 91 It's like the craziest thing in the world.

Speaker 48 Listen to this.

Speaker 67 This is what the guy says after his father tries to kill the president.

Speaker 61 I hate this game every four years, and I think we all do.

Speaker 12 And if my father wants to be a martyr to how broken and disassociated the process has become from the real real problems and practical solutions.

Speaker 4 And that's his choice.

Speaker 43 By the way, can someone arrest this guy?

Speaker 69 Can someone arrest him?

Speaker 98 I'm not saying that's what he's done or what he's about.

Speaker 33 That's just my own rant, being fed up with it for all of my entire adult life, he wrote.

Speaker 102 South Park said it best.

Speaker 102 Can you imagine his father has tried to assassinate the prey?

Speaker 43 He's typing this to the Daily Mail.

Speaker 29 He's sending attacks.

Speaker 102 South Park said it best.

Speaker 52 Every four years, we're forced to choose between a turd sandwich and a giant douche.

Speaker 102 And it all stays fucked in the same ways by different degrees.

Speaker 70 And we're exhausted and embarrassed by it all.

Speaker 52 This is after his father has like tried to kill the president of the United States.

Speaker 49 This guy is like

Speaker 3 doing a pod. That's what you would say on like a podcast.

Speaker 98 That's what you would say.

Speaker 60 That's like a rant you would go on on like a podcast.

Speaker 42 Not after you've been told your father just tried to kill the president of the United States.

Speaker 74 Do we have any of Ryan Ralph, any of his interviews?

Speaker 34 He was interviewed by

Speaker 94 some different news organizations and institutions, had him on.

Speaker 63 And by the way, you look at this guy.

Speaker 49 This is, by the way,

Speaker 53 this is how you know that people are so ideologically driven in this country that they can no longer recognize a crazy person.

Speaker 55 Like the news is so blinded by their hatred for Trump that they no longer recognize this this person is a complete psychopath.

Speaker 52 And in his interviews, he comes off, he reads crazy.

Speaker 104 Thousands upon thousands of people standing here with the Ukrainians.

Speaker 104 This Maiden Square, Independent Square, we should have millions of people in the square, filling the square from every country around the world. And why we don't, I don't understand.

Speaker 104 I'm here every day with all the flags from all the supporting countries, with the memorials for the people that have died. And, you know,

Speaker 104 I've had several people come, but just a handful, you know?

Speaker 15 So it's, it's, it blows me up.

Speaker 3 By the way, is it like, is it the CIA now is just as bad as like everything else?

Speaker 35 Like, like every hotel you go to sucks.

Speaker 74 Everything's bad.

Speaker 57 Everything you watch sucks.

Speaker 53 Like, is that what this is?

Speaker 4 Like, is Langley just so bad at everything now that it's just the fully bottom of the barrel where they're just grabbing anyone?

Speaker 90 They're like sending this guy over to the Ukraine.

Speaker 29 I mean, is this how bad it's getting?

Speaker 7 Is it because everything you, everywhere you go, and we've talked about this at nauseum on the show, everything is disappointing and everybody's kind of upset you're there and customer service is dead and client services is over and people don't want you there.

Speaker 84 And when you walk in somewhere, people kind of like, you know, begrudgingly tolerate you.

Speaker 43 And I'm wondering if the CIA has gotten to that point now where like no one, there's, you would think that they would have a better class of patsy

Speaker 8 like a better class of patsy like say what you want about um

Speaker 73 uh oswald but he was a better class of patsy than whatever this is um i don't know i mean maybe it's it's a fun thing to think about they're just sitting around in virginia going yeah we don't know we don't know he's the one he's what we got

Speaker 84 He's what we got, you know?

Speaker 98 Is there any other interview of him?

Speaker 16 Yeah, hold on.

Speaker 3 I think he's done some some more mainstream things as well.

Speaker 34 I mean, this guy is a nut, and I don't know what they're, I don't know what they're charging him with.

Speaker 3 He's gonna share a cell with Diddy.

Speaker 96 He filed off the number, serial number on his gun, and then

Speaker 27 a couple other things.

Speaker 96 It's like it's the maximum charge for all those things.

Speaker 76 Sure.

Speaker 15 Sure.

Speaker 27 Here we go. Here's a couple of different quotes from him right here.

Speaker 106 You'd add $1,000. His son, Oren, posted, he is a loving and caring father.
It doesn't sound like the man I know to do anything crazy, much less violent.

Speaker 106 Ruth tried to enlist in the International Legion of Foreign Fighters in Ukraine, but was considered too old.

Speaker 104 We need 100,000 people here fighting.

Speaker 106 Instead, he became a recruiter. CBS News senior foreign correspondent Holly Williams was in contact with Ruth for more than a year.

Speaker 107 Ruth seemed very sincere, but at times, you know, perhaps somewhat naive.

Speaker 107 At one point, he even sent me an audio track of a song that he'd apparently recorded about the carnage caused by the war in Ukraine so again this is just my point this is this guy's a complete lunatic he's sending songs to the people that work at CBS News

Speaker 40 can you imagine this and instead of going hey this guy's a lunatic we should cease all communication with him he's actually a massive problem Instead of doing that,

Speaker 85 this woman continues the relationship.

Speaker 6 He's a bit naive.

Speaker 36 He's a sweet boy, but he's a bit naive.

Speaker 107 He certainly did not give the impression of being a hardened fighter.

Speaker 106 Just last week at the debate with Kamala Harris, President Trump was lukewarm in his support for Ukraine.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, again, this has nothing to do. Why do they go right into that?

Speaker 59 I love how they go right into that.

Speaker 65 They go right into that.

Speaker 52 How about the fact that CBS was corresponding for a year with the guy who tried to kill the president of the United States?

Speaker 50 Is that worth a mention?

Speaker 34 And they go right into the, that Trump was lukewarm for his support of the Ukraine.

Speaker 43 They just gloss over that.

Speaker 35 Yeah, this journalist is, it should,

Speaker 42 people are blinded by such hatred.

Speaker 43 It's like if

Speaker 10 Fox News was like communicating with a militia member for a year.

Speaker 55 who was like sending them songs about migrants and then tried to kill Kamala, Kamala, whatever.

Speaker 33 Like you can't be blinded by rage and hatred to a point where you cannot recognize what's in front of your face, which is the psychopath.

Speaker 8 What song did he, God, I want the song.

Speaker 96 So there's flashes of like there, he's tweeted at like Bruno Mars and a couple other people.

Speaker 46 Yeah, because he wants a collab.

Speaker 8 He wants a collab.

Speaker 21 I'd love a Bruno Mars pro-Ukraine song.

Speaker 65 This is him?

Speaker 96 This is before his Twitter got nuked.

Speaker 31 Before he used to be George Galloway, which is an Irish politician.

Speaker 32 Okay, Bruno Mars. I live in Hawaii.

Speaker 10 I was in Ukraine for eight months.

Speaker 40 I need help producing a tribute song for Ukraine.

Speaker 3 I have all lyrics and some music.

Speaker 20 Well, I'm sure Bruno Mars' people, I'm sure that never got to them.

Speaker 34 How exciting.

Speaker 63 But that is something that a celebrity might do.

Speaker 41 That's not beyond the realm of possibility that Bruno Mars would go out there with this guy.

Speaker 96 He did Bonno. It was Bono and Bruno Mars.

Speaker 76 Sure.

Speaker 53 He's tweeting at the people he thinks are going to bite.

Speaker 35 You know, Bono is socially conscious.

Speaker 10 I don't know that Bruno Mars is.

Speaker 41 Maybe he is. Maybe he's not.

Speaker 51 But I would have loved that.

Speaker 88 He's just tweeting at celebrities, musicians, going, let's, you know, we are the world.

Speaker 19 We are the Ukraine.

Speaker 34 Weiss said we were white nationalists, but we forgot that.

Speaker 8 We want Crimea.

Speaker 92 It's a land bridge we all love.

Speaker 8 Putin's going going to invade Poland if we don't have another trillion dollars.

Speaker 31 I'm sure it would have rhymed better and whatnot, but

Speaker 88 Diddy denied bail for sex trafficking, prostitution, and the freak-offs.

Speaker 70 They're not letting Diddy

Speaker 41 bail himself out because they know someone's going to kill him.

Speaker 42 See, here's what's interesting.

Speaker 90 You would think, oh, they're not letting him out because they think people are going to kill him on the outside.

Speaker 41 They know that he might survive on the outside.

Speaker 99 They're going to kill kill him on the inside.

Speaker 21 They're like, no, no, no, no bail for you.

Speaker 12 We'll get to you on the inside.

Speaker 63 We want to make sure we get to you on the inside.

Speaker 100 Let's talk for a minute about

Speaker 45 the migrant situation in

Speaker 79 Aurora, Colorado, because

Speaker 44 what

Speaker 25 has been,

Speaker 53 this is the Wall Street Journal again, by the way, doing great work.

Speaker 25 The Wall Street Journal does,

Speaker 16 I mean,

Speaker 100 it's so good what they do.

Speaker 55 And it's so amazing what they're doing.

Speaker 34 And Michelle Hackman, whoever that woman is, who's writing at the Wall Street Journal,

Speaker 64 thank God, because

Speaker 82 Michelle and the journal has decided to

Speaker 42 basically

Speaker 55 correct the record on this Aurora Colorado.

Speaker 8 Don't get a picture up.

Speaker 6 It doesn't matter what she looks like.

Speaker 75 Go back to the article.

Speaker 64 They're correcting the record here

Speaker 44 because what's going to happen is everybody who is familiar with the story has gotten it wrong.

Speaker 61 Because people think that migrants have taken over a building in Aurora, Colorado.

Speaker 22 because of a

Speaker 75 viral video that went viral. Do we have the viral video? Can we get the viral video?

Speaker 34 Let's watch the video.

Speaker 100 So now, by the way, I want everyone to watch this.

Speaker 100 What you're watching is good.

Speaker 3 This is not a problem.

Speaker 8 The Wall Street Journal's telling you this.

Speaker 97 They did not take over a building.

Speaker 25 They did not.

Speaker 29 The violent Venezuelan prison gang did not take over this building.

Speaker 18 It was a routine assassination in one of the units.

Speaker 25 it was they did not take over the building it's it's this is

Speaker 25 eight of the 10 men were arrested no big deal eight of the ten violent venezuelan prison gang members with military grade weaponry who were in the business so again this is the wall street journal writing an article telling people to relax going hey why don't you fucking relax you racist

Speaker 34 because

Speaker 33 what you thought was a full takeover of a building was not.

Speaker 22 It was just

Speaker 34 10 violent Venezuelan prison gang members carrying out a routine

Speaker 42 operation or something they felt needed to be done.

Speaker 4 Let's watch this video here.

Speaker 69 This is nice.

Speaker 86 What's wrong with this?

Speaker 68 What is wrong with this?

Speaker 63 Why would anyone have a problem with this in their country?

Speaker 34 Thank you, Wall Street Journal.

Speaker 15 This is nice.

Speaker 22 It's a picnic.

Speaker 41 It's for a picnic.

Speaker 109 Some of the residents are moving out because they're afraid of the Venezuelan gang activity.

Speaker 79 Racists.

Speaker 17 Everywhere, these people.

Speaker 42 By the way, the building itself doesn't look great.

Speaker 63 So get up this article.

Speaker 57 It's this is so funny.

Speaker 63 Standing on his front stoop, Richard Valen struggled to describe the recent feeling of unease that had settled over him.

Speaker 35 It's creeping up here, the evidence of crime, undocumented people around.

Speaker 59 The 77-year-old told a Republican campaign volunteer who knocked on his door, gesturing out at his quiet street 20 minutes north of Denver.

Speaker 84 I know it sounds racist, but there's a lot of Spanish. I don't know if these people will ever blend in, says Valen, a Republican voter and former insurance salesman.

Speaker 98 Now, by the way,

Speaker 3 understand that he is the villain of this article, not the eight Venezuelan gang members with the gun.

Speaker 15 Good. Okay.

Speaker 90 These days, the major incident troubling him and many others in his area is the August murder in an apartment building in nearby Aurora.

Speaker 3 And now, viral video taken minutes before the shooting has aired on a local Fox affiliate showed several Venezuelan men in one of the building's hallways carrying long guns.

Speaker 3 People have tied the killing to the violent Venezuelan street gang, trend that Aragua, Aragua.

Speaker 81 I'm not gonna, Aragua, maybe.

Speaker 46 I don't know how to do it.

Speaker 41 But the video taken by someone's doorbell camera inside the building quickly metastasized into exaggerated claims of a gang takeover of the building, the neighborhood, and the entire city.

Speaker 31 The Aurora incident and its fallout have heightened existing fears in Colorado and elsewhere that immigrants in the country illegally are making communities less safe.

Speaker 15 Well,

Speaker 8 you remember,

Speaker 60 no one is saying that there were not

Speaker 8 guys in the, in the, they didn't, they killed a guy in an apartment building.

Speaker 63 I don't understand, when Trump wins again, by the way, when he wins again, and people go, how did it happen?

Speaker 87 How did it happen?

Speaker 91 What about Taylor Swift?

Speaker 3 If he wins again, when he might win again, I don't know.

Speaker 80 But I want people to remember this article.

Speaker 49 I want people to remember that the Wall Street Journal spent their time writing an article saying that the fears of people who lived in this community were completely unfounded and that this situation was being misrepresented.

Speaker 41 There are guys in the corridor with guns and they're killing someone, but it's okay.

Speaker 75 They didn't take over the whole building.

Speaker 68 They didn't take over the whole neighborhood.

Speaker 98 It's not that big of a deal.

Speaker 75 It's not that former President Donald Trump has used the story of Aurora distorted and amplified by right-wing news outlets to bolster his tough on immigration message in the race against a guy.

Speaker 59 Can you imagine thinking this place with people, by the way?

Speaker 55 Can you imagine writing this article thinking it lands?

Speaker 101 Can you imagine writing this article thinking it lands?

Speaker 97 Who in God's name does this land with?

Speaker 33 Participants in a Wall Street Journal poll from late August said Trump would be best able to handle immigration rather than Harris.

Speaker 81 Harris hasn't spoken about Aurora, but she was asked, she's never, she's not asked about anything, but she was asked about another incident of misinformation around migrants in Springfield, Ohio.

Speaker 45 There, Haitian immigrants were baselessly accused by Trump and others of stealing and eating.

Speaker 74 So this article, the job of this article is basically to come out and go, listen, guys, we understand you're all racists and you don't like the Venezuelan people with the military-grade weaponry in the hallway of the building.

Speaker 8 Because you're racist.

Speaker 12 But what we would really like you to correct the record, we want to correct the record and say that those people were arrested, eight of 10.

Speaker 91 They were arrested.

Speaker 34 The people that came into the country in the prison gang that were showing up at the apartment complex to murder someone

Speaker 66 were,

Speaker 91 they were arrested.

Speaker 29 They didn't do what everyone's saying they did.

Speaker 33 By the way, nobody thought they took over a town.

Speaker 34 But it doesn't mean you're running the town.

Speaker 70 To take over a town, by the way, if I say rats have taken over the town, it doesn't mean rats are the mayor.

Speaker 8 It means there's a lot of rats in the town.

Speaker 34 So if I, and I'm not saying that, but these are prison gang people, but the point is this.

Speaker 43 If I say,

Speaker 34 you know, pokey shops have taken over the town, it doesn't mean that the mayor is a pokeball with rice.

Speaker 34 What it means

Speaker 43 is that,

Speaker 34 this fucking, it's always a food example, but what it means is that there's a lot of pokey shops in the town.

Speaker 52 Nobody thought that a Venezuelan prison gang was now running the town.

Speaker 25 It's a figure of speech, by the way.

Speaker 43 But the idea that this like article is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 75 They're like, what's the problem?

Speaker 71 It was one murder.

Speaker 71 It was one murder.

Speaker 8 What's the big deal?

Speaker 54 Instead of the Wall Street Journal, the article should be, there are clearly problems with migration.

Speaker 19 Which candidate best to handle these?

Speaker 61 Instead of telling people what they're seeing isn't real.

Speaker 78 This never works.

Speaker 34 Telling people what they're seeing in front of their face isn't real never works.

Speaker 73 Concede the point that there's issues.

Speaker 29 There are, show the video again, please.

Speaker 12 There's videos.

Speaker 52 Concede there's an issue.

Speaker 70 Is there not an issue here?

Speaker 34 If you lived in this apartment complex, would you not feel like this was an issue?

Speaker 91 Well, it's overstated, actually.

Speaker 34 There are people with guns in the hallway.

Speaker 57 Well, it's actually been amplified. It's not that big of a deal.

Speaker 15 They never took over the whole town.

Speaker 52 There's eight or ten people here.

Speaker 55 A lot of them have guns in an apartment building.

Speaker 10 They shouldn't be in the country.

Speaker 51 Well, it's actually kind of exaggerated. It's not that big of a deal.

Speaker 43 Yeah, well, people said that they actually took hostages, but they didn't.

Speaker 83 They just killed someone.

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Speaker 83 Death of the minivan.

Speaker 74 I'll tell you what needs to happen.

Speaker 20 You know who needs to find the minivan?

Speaker 3 The Venezuelan prison gangs.

Speaker 86 By the way, what about our own criminals?

Speaker 81 What about our own hard-working United States criminals that now have to compete with a very vicious gang of people that we're bringing in.

Speaker 41 Our own criminals, our own people that have fallen through the cracks that are making a living with stick-ups and drug sales and things like that.

Speaker 25 They have to compete

Speaker 13 with foreign workers coming in.

Speaker 53 Coming into their apartment buildings with guns and killing the people they should be killing.

Speaker 79 And frankly, it's disgusting.

Speaker 3 The death of the minivan, it was a perfect vehicle.

Speaker 19 No, it was not.

Speaker 55 The minivan dilemma, it is the least cool vehicle ever designed, yet the most useful, offering the best value for the most.

Speaker 41 The minivan, by the way, destroyed everyone I know's life.

Speaker 25 The minivan immediately became like, this is why everyone in my generation did not have a clean house until they had to go to therapy for years.

Speaker 97 Their parents had this mobile

Speaker 97 garbage

Speaker 74 trash compactor called a minivan that we all were driven around in, where when we were children, we would fling dunkaroos and milano cookies and fucking fun dip

Speaker 34 and we would throw them all over this car.

Speaker 70 And they had like those felt seats or whatever.

Speaker 73 You know, that cushion seat.

Speaker 26 And it was like a weird velvet and it was always sticky with shit.

Speaker 43 It looked like that.

Speaker 55 Everyone in my generation

Speaker 22 was

Speaker 13 damaged irreparably by growing up with minivans, eating in them, fighting with your brothers and sisters and friends in them, having your parents.

Speaker 8 It was all part of going through a drive-through, eating the food.

Speaker 64 throwing the food.

Speaker 8 And look at them.

Speaker 68 This is the way they looked.

Speaker 72 And that's why when my generation of people went to college, their dorms were disgusting.

Speaker 41 When they first got girlfriends, their girlfriends went, what the fuck?

Speaker 54 How were you raised?

Speaker 15 And they were raised in a fucking minivan by boomers that turned it into a disgusting environment on wheels.

Speaker 63 The cars you grew up in are the reason you're an animal.

Speaker 15 They are.

Speaker 64 And if you didn't grow up in a minivan, that's filthy, good for you.

Speaker 65 But if you did, you're an animal.

Speaker 54 The cars you grew up in, the cars that you sat in the back of,

Speaker 3 that was your example, okay,

Speaker 76 of what was tolerated and what was not tolerated.

Speaker 29 There were certain friends I had where the cars were immaculate.

Speaker 23 Most not,

Speaker 21 but some.

Speaker 54 But a lot of my close friends, because the classes,

Speaker 90 you know, don't really commingle.

Speaker 66 Most of my lower middle class dirtbag friends and their dirtbag families had minivans, and no one took any pride in a minivan was bought to be destroyed.

Speaker 8 You hated it.

Speaker 43 You hated the fact that you were in it.

Speaker 49 It was a roving

Speaker 34 garage of shit.

Speaker 25 And you would see them.

Speaker 18 you would get in line at Wendy's and it would be minivan.

Speaker 8 My mother had an icono line, Ford van.

Speaker 34 The minivan wasn't enough.

Speaker 25 She needed a big van that had a bed in the back because she would always go and get antiques.

Speaker 88 She would pick up furniture that people had left outside of their houses in the hopes that she was going to refurbish it.

Speaker 85 But the minivan...

Speaker 54 I couldn't think of a type of vehicle that did more damage to people than the minivan.

Speaker 29 Here's what the minivan did.

Speaker 70 It made everybody a fatty boom batty.

Speaker 21 Number one, you don't need that much space.

Speaker 82 You don't. You don't.

Speaker 25 You don't need that much space.

Speaker 97 The minivan was so that you could go and shop and buy crap, put it in the car.

Speaker 97 You could go eat and put leftovers in the car.

Speaker 34 Your kids could play with toys in the car.

Speaker 34 And everything that should have been reserved for

Speaker 34 a location that didn't move and wasn't in traffic would be happening in the car.

Speaker 77 You could eat in the car. Everybody, here's your food.

Speaker 13 Everybody eat in the car.

Speaker 41 Everyone's covered in ketchup.

Speaker 8 Great.

Speaker 55 Here's some napkins.

Speaker 84 There's ketchup all over the thing.

Speaker 52 It's sticky. It's filthy.

Speaker 91 It was the worst.

Speaker 13 car and it made the worst people.

Speaker 43 It did.

Speaker 3 Anyone that grew up in a minivan knows exactly what I'm talking about. My grandparents never had a minivan.

Speaker 41 My grandfather had a, he had a crown vic.

Speaker 34 He had a Cadillac Eldorado.

Speaker 74 He had a crown Vic.

Speaker 66 Nobody ate in the car.

Speaker 70 You did not eat in the car.

Speaker 81 You were not allowed.

Speaker 3 As soon as the minivans came around, not only were you allowed to eat in the car, it was actually required.

Speaker 63 That's why we got it.

Speaker 102 We got it so you could eat your fat, stuff your fat face in the car because we're animals and we got to to eat on the way to practice for this thing

Speaker 63 we got to eat on the way to karate and you can't fit in the belt that you're not going to fucking get upgraded to anyway

Speaker 91 you would you would eat on the way to think they would pick you up at school in the minivan you would go you would eat and then they would take you to wherever

Speaker 34 and then they would uh you know drop you off and then pick you up Eating, eating, eating, always.

Speaker 100 Dirty, filthy toys, toys in the minivan.

Speaker 70 Play with these toys. Play around.

Speaker 54 It was a disgusting.

Speaker 88 The minivan arrived way back when as a savior when Chrysler under the former Ford Chief Lee Ayakoka's direction first conceived of the design in the late 1970s.

Speaker 41 One was the land yacht style station wagon, perhaps an avocado green with faux wood paneling.

Speaker 3 Lots of kids could pile into the bench and jump seats while the rear storage accessible by hatch allowed for easy loading. These cars were somewhat functional, but they didn't seem that safe.

Speaker 3 The suburban family's other choice was the full-size van, a big boxy transporter utility vehicle.

Speaker 41 Chrysler's minivan would steer clear of those two dead ends and carry American families onto the open roads towards, well, youth, soccer, and mall commerce.

Speaker 3 It really did bring innovation. Ample seating organized in rows with easy access, with the ability to stow those seats in favor of a large cargo bag with a set of sliding doors.

Speaker 70 So everybody loved these things.

Speaker 3 Sales reached 700,000 by the end of the decade as the station wagon all but disappeared and the minivan came in.

Speaker 55 People lived in their cars.

Speaker 30 They ate in their cars.

Speaker 73 The nation where cars stood in for power and freedom, the minivan would mean the opposite.

Speaker 55 As a vehicle, it symbolized the burdens of domestic life.

Speaker 4 This is true.

Speaker 35 It's why you could treat it like shit.

Speaker 34 That's why the minivan you could treat like shit because it was a utility vehicle.

Speaker 41 It was a vehicle to go literally from point A to point B.

Speaker 54 You weren't going to stop at the grocery store and get food and go home and cook it.

Speaker 41 You were going to drive through a mobile poison factory and kill your children on the way to fucking dropping them off at dance class so your fat daughter could learn how to do the pirouette.

Speaker 85 No car represented the decline of this empire more than the minivan.

Speaker 15 None.

Speaker 97 And no car was beloved more

Speaker 59 by the boomer more than the minivan because they needed space.

Speaker 98 Boomers needed space.

Speaker 15 There it is.

Speaker 53 The Chrysler Town and Country.

Speaker 29 Show that one.

Speaker 69 That was the high-end one.

Speaker 35 Go to the Chrysler Town and Country.

Speaker 30 Town and Country, Chrysler.

Speaker 46 That's kind of nice.

Speaker 19 My aunt had that.

Speaker 69 This is the old one.

Speaker 3 That's the old Chrysler town and country.

Speaker 64 People would pick you up with that.

Speaker 33 They would pick you up at school

Speaker 72 and they would sit you in that

Speaker 21 and then they would fucking douse you in maple syrup and then bring you to a fucking soccer game.

Speaker 57 It is crazy.

Speaker 109 If you're driving one of those now, it's like, God.

Speaker 70 So what are they being replaced by?

Speaker 75 Fentanyl?

Speaker 46 SUVs, right?

Speaker 80 I mean, what's...

Speaker 41 What's replacing the minivan?

Speaker 15 Suicide?

Speaker 15 Just people just checking out?

Speaker 34 Human trafficking is Diddy.

Speaker 63 The minivan is out.

Speaker 73 Diddy trafficking your children is replacing the minivan.

Speaker 45 Chrysler is struggling to keep up.

Speaker 83 Israel should make all of those blow up, by the way.

Speaker 34 You want to impress me?

Speaker 63 Blow up the minivans in wherever, Lebanon.

Speaker 75 You blow up the minivans in Lebanon.

Speaker 59 Impress me.

Speaker 3 It's so funny.

Speaker 66 I mean, yeah, it really.

Speaker 108 Oh my God, trying to make progress with my finances has been a real problem.

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Speaker 72 Biden wearing the MAGA hat at the rally, I love, because you know Biden wants Trump to win.

Speaker 30 Biden hates her, and he hates what they did to him.

Speaker 39 Other than Biden being completely out of his mind, I don't know, was he the worst candidate?

Speaker 87 Let's look at Biden. Yeah, I know, man.

Speaker 120 I'm an old guy. When you're an old person,

Speaker 120 I know you wouldn't know about that.

Speaker 69 Biden's kind of spry.

Speaker 62 Biden's kind of tough and he's a little spry.

Speaker 71 How do you like him when he comes alive again?

Speaker 59 He's like, I know you would know about being old.

Speaker 56 You got to remember how much anger Biden has because everything in his life has been horrible.

Speaker 85 So he can marshal that anger when he needs to.

Speaker 5 He's like, I know you'd know about being old.

Speaker 46 He's thinking about his wife being fucking killed in the accident and the kids and the son.

Speaker 10 And he's and then he's thinking about this bitch

Speaker 28 and Obama and everybody who kicked him out of the fucking.

Speaker 70 I mean, he looks good here, but let's see this.

Speaker 40 Let's see him put on the Trump hat.

Speaker 121 I need that hat.

Speaker 120 Do it.

Speaker 65 He loves it.

Speaker 91 He loves it.

Speaker 15 Biden's fun.

Speaker 12 Biden's kind of fun.

Speaker 15 Biden's kind of fun.

Speaker 15 Biden's like fun now.

Speaker 67 No eating dogs and cats.

Speaker 15 He's doing something.

Speaker 91 I'm telling you right now,

Speaker 3 I want him to do something else.

Speaker 98 I don't want to lose him now that he's just not going to be the president.

Speaker 82 He's fun.

Speaker 99 Now he's fun.

Speaker 86 He's better than anyone at the Emmys.

Speaker 19 Give him an Emmy.

Speaker 42 I want to talk about this Costco family before I get out of here because,

Speaker 90 you know, it's so interesting.

Speaker 3 This Costco family is taking the world by storm.

Speaker 24 No, we don't know anything.

Speaker 87 Oh, God, please.

Speaker 122 Let me prepare myself before this starts just happening.

Speaker 27 It's not played. It's not planned.

Speaker 3 No, it's, by the way, everything that I thought like the country would turn into, it's somehow worse.

Speaker 65 And I like, I'm like hyperbolic.

Speaker 85 Like I, like, you look at the list of my old shit, it's like, it's like everything's dialed up to an 11 and we're at like a 13 in this country right now so I don't even know what these people are or who they are but they are kind of interesting and you can't stop watching them but it is something's like crazy and wrong

Speaker 55 and they're this family they're like Costco influencers and the dad

Speaker 41 they got to meet like Gary Vee and the dad's like

Speaker 41 the dad goes I've been following Gary Vee for 10 years. The dad's clearly been trying to get famous forever.

Speaker 15 Okay.

Speaker 16 And

Speaker 3 he goes,

Speaker 84 I've been following Gary Vee for 10 years, and he's like really responsible for this.

Speaker 53 And I'm like, don't even blame this on Gary Vee.

Speaker 43 Like, there's no way that Gary Vee even co-signed this.

Speaker 15 Like, if this guy went to Gary Vee and was like, so I'm just going to look at the camera and go, double chalk, chocolate, cookie.

Speaker 34 I think Gary Vee would even go, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 42 Maybe you should do something else.

Speaker 29 I think Gary Vee would even go, like, maybe that's not the way to do it.

Speaker 15 Double chalk, chocolate, cookie.

Speaker 46 Like, there's no way that Gary Vee, for all his craziness co-signed any of this

Speaker 102 this is a complete accident here

Speaker 25 can you get one up where they dance uh

Speaker 41 yeah give me a sec is youtube or somebody gonna uh is are they we gonna get in trouble for playing the song bring the boom

Speaker 80 yeah i mean

Speaker 12 they're costco influencers one of my friends son saw the Rizzler the other day in Long Island.

Speaker 12 That's what we do. We bring the boom.

Speaker 12 We bring the boom to you. We bring the boom.

Speaker 12 We bring the boom to them.

Speaker 34 Why is it good?

Speaker 55 Is it because we want death?

Speaker 39 Like we long for death in this, like, you know what I mean?

Speaker 90 Like, I'm like, why is this kind of entertaining? Is it like,

Speaker 34 is it like we just want this civilization to crumble as quickly as possible?

Speaker 100 I think that's what it is.

Speaker 33 It's like the ultimate just like, well, fuck it.

Speaker 29 Because I watch this.

Speaker 82 I'm not nearly as disturbed by it as I should be.

Speaker 34 I just kind of like, you end up kind of just, we bring the boom.

Speaker 67 And I go, is it just, it's the, by the way, it's the darkest thing I have ever seen.

Speaker 25 There is nothing darker than this.

Speaker 15 No, I'm sorry. I'm serious.

Speaker 25 There is nothing darker than this.

Speaker 18 We bring the boom.

Speaker 98 And they have to chill, the cookies going like this.

Speaker 82 The fact that this is kind of entertaining signifies we are at the end.

Speaker 64 We are post

Speaker 43 any type of like, we are postpartum.

Speaker 86 We are postmortem.

Speaker 12 Like we are done here.

Speaker 21 I watch this stuff and I'm watching them and I'm watching they do the we bring the boom and they're eating these cookies and these things.

Speaker 29 And I'm like, why?

Speaker 54 This doesn't shock me. It doesn't disturb me.

Speaker 49 It simply is a curiosity.

Speaker 91 But I think what it is, and I think the reason for its popularity is we long now kind of openly for some type of nuclear holocaust or a natural disease, like a major natural disaster.

Speaker 44 Like there's nothing else that I can glean from the popularity of this other than people are fully, subconsciously or consciously wishing for like a black hole to swallow up the universe.

Speaker 29 Can you please play more of this?

Speaker 33 This is why we fought the Iraq war.

Speaker 15 Get the Rizzler. Come on.
Get the Rizzler, please.

Speaker 81 You know the Rizzler's going to jail one day?

Speaker 122 Like it's going to be.

Speaker 46 They're going to be like...

Speaker 36 Social media star known as the Rizzler was apprehended after a fight with his girlfriend in the Cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 109 I can't understand

Speaker 81 any of this. There we go.
Here he is.

Speaker 31 The Rizzler is the whole thing, really.

Speaker 8 I mean, the other two are great, but the Rizzler is the thing.

Speaker 19 Or a double chunk chocolate cookie.

Speaker 86 Um, I'm gonna have to give the chicken bake the boom and the double chunk chocolate chocolate a do.

Speaker 120 You heard it from the wrestler.

Speaker 120 Mmm.

Speaker 8 I never had one of these before. Now let me just say, can I just ask you a question?

Speaker 109 What happens next in society?

Speaker 72 You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 Like, what exactly would be next here?

Speaker 8 What is act two to this? Like, what does this

Speaker 15 foretell?

Speaker 97 You know, like, this is a it's just, look at the face.

Speaker 21 Can you zoom in on the, on the chunk chocolate cookie guy's face?

Speaker 8 What?

Speaker 34 This guy is going to kill them all, Chris Benoit style.

Speaker 15 There's no way he doesn't kill this whole family. He's going to bring the boom.
All right.

Speaker 17 All right. Get him out of here.

Speaker 76 I like them, though. I do like them.

Speaker 91 Why do I like them?

Speaker 34 That's the problem.

Speaker 74 I don't understand

Speaker 25 why they're, but I think they're good

Speaker 49 because we've fully,

Speaker 102 like we've released ourselves from any expectation that anything will ever make sense

Speaker 10 or that anything will be even though we're pattern-seeking creatures and we can use reason and logic

Speaker 55 it seems like we're done with that and it seems like we're kind of just vibing

Speaker 3 Three Americans tried to overthrow government in the Congo and they were sentenced to death. And I support it.

Speaker 3 We talked about this on the show.

Speaker 29 I do support that.

Speaker 41 If you go to another country and try to overthrow their government, you will be sentenced to death.

Speaker 46 And

Speaker 46 I'm not saying you should die, but

Speaker 3 I do support the

Speaker 13 government of the Congo. Like, I'm not

Speaker 20 trying to explain this.

Speaker 34 It's one of those, what do you think is going to happen stories?

Speaker 21 I'm not, again, I'm not for, I don't want them to die, but let's zoom out.

Speaker 29 What do you is going to happen?

Speaker 97 And what do you mean you got caught up in the Congo in the wrong thing?

Speaker 100 Let's let's watch some of this here.

Speaker 121 Three U.S. citizens were among 37 defendants sentenced to death by a military court on Friday for their role in a failed coup in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Speaker 15 That's in Aurora, Colorado.

Speaker 8 We bring the boom. That's what we do.
We bring the boom.

Speaker 15 Trendagua. whatever.

Speaker 36 All right, let's keep watching this, please.

Speaker 121 Armed men briefly occupied an office of the presidency on May 19th before their leader, U.S.-based Congolese politician Christian Malanga, was killed by security forces.

Speaker 121 His son, Marcel Malanga, was among the Americans on trial, along with Marcel's friend Tyler Thompson, who played high school football with him in Utah.

Speaker 9 Both are in their 20s.

Speaker 121 The third American, Benjamin Zelman Paloon, was a business associate of Christian Malanga. All three were found guilty of crypto.

Speaker 46 Hey, man,

Speaker 3 this is when crypto goes bad.

Speaker 59 You know that kid, that crypto kid?

Speaker 79 Go back to his face.

Speaker 41 A business associate?

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 70 He was like, right.

Speaker 41 No, I guarantee you, this is a shit coin gone wrong.

Speaker 63 He's like, no, no, no.

Speaker 68 We're going to call it the Congo. We're going to have a coin, the Malanga coin.

Speaker 70 We get it. You get it.

Speaker 121 He was definitely talking about crypto with the the guy that got shot in the attempted coup there is no way he was not talking about crypto let's keep going here malanga all three were found guilty of criminal conspiracy terrorism and other charges and sentenced to death in a ruling read on live tv

Speaker 121 malanga had previously told the court that his father had threatened to kill him unless he participated he also told the court it was his first time visiting congo at the invitation of his father, whom he had not seen in years.

Speaker 121 The Americans are among some 50 people, including U.S., British, Canadian, Belgian, and Congolese citizens, standing trial.

Speaker 110 The State Department will probably do something here.

Speaker 98 They might.

Speaker 76 They'll probably do something.

Speaker 47 They might get these kids out.

Speaker 63 The State Department will probably do something.

Speaker 71 I don't know. Maybe not.

Speaker 96 Mitt Romney said something like it was a delicate situation.

Speaker 43 Yeah, they're doing something.

Speaker 83 You know what they should do, by the way?

Speaker 15 They should send over double chunk chocolate cookies.

Speaker 15 Do you want a cookie?

Speaker 3 You want a chicken bake?

Speaker 43 Send the Congo a couple of chicken bakes so we could get these three kids back.

Speaker 73 I'm not trying to celebrate their death.

Speaker 68 I'm just saying you can't go to the Congo and try to overthrow a government.

Speaker 7 According to NPR, neither of Utah's two Republican senators, Mitt Romney and Mike Lee, have called on the Biden administration to request their release.

Speaker 6 I mean, listen, who knows what's going on?

Speaker 59 Maybe they're back channeling.

Speaker 8 Do the boom dance again.

Speaker 122 Firing squad, by the way, which is not nice, but that's what happens if they get it.

Speaker 15 Firing squad. We bring the boom.

Speaker 15 That's what we do. We bring the boom.

Speaker 15 We bring the boom to you. We bring the boom.

Speaker 15 We bring the boom to everyone. We bring the boom.

Speaker 15 Your favorite father and son.

Speaker 15 Every afternoon on your FYP.

Speaker 15 We'll be bringing the boom around the quarter past three.

Speaker 90 We bring the boom. What if you showed this to the people from the Congo?

Speaker 55 Wouldn't their hearts be warmed?

Speaker 80 They're like, what is going on over there?

Speaker 58 What's happening?

Speaker 3 Is he just dancing with food?

Speaker 20 I don't know. I don't know what's going on anymore.

Speaker 34 I just know that Diddy did nothing wrong.

Speaker 8 What if that was what I did?

Speaker 36 Like when the Netflix thing came out, like I just became a Diddy truther.

Speaker 81 And like

Speaker 40 my whole persona became dedicated to freeing Diddy.

Speaker 7 Like my entire persona just became dedicated to freeing Sean Puff Daddy P.

Speaker 95 Diddy Combs.

Speaker 3 I don't know what to say.

Speaker 37 I feel bad. They say Justin Bieber is very upset.

Speaker 17 I'm not going to read the indictment.

Speaker 96 It's funny in the indictment how it's like, Sean Combs, aka Puff Daddy, aka P. Diddy, aka Diddy.

Speaker 3 Yeah, well, it's basically they're saying like, you know, there's a lot of technicalities, and they want to be like, no, all of that.

Speaker 13 Who's ever referencing you?

Speaker 85 They mean you.

Speaker 55 You know, I don't know what he was involved in.

Speaker 3 It sounds like he was doing some type of

Speaker 114 Epstein-esque behavior.

Speaker 31 And he was blackmailing people.

Speaker 3 And if that's the case, depending on how high level the people he was blackmailing are, they might get to him.

Speaker 89 Somebody might blow up his pager.

Speaker 42 Blow up his phone.

Speaker 97 I didn't even know that could happen.

Speaker 63 I didn't even know it could happen.

Speaker 73 Every day you wake up to something completely new.

Speaker 25 That's why you have to you go to bring the boom you go to boom or doom because you can't even

Speaker 59 you can't even it's not even real and life's not real anymore so you're just like

Speaker 41 what they're like israel's blowing up people's pagers in the grocery store and you go

Speaker 75 we bring the boom that's what we do we bring you have to where where are you gonna go Where are you going to go anymore?

Speaker 67 Life's real.

Speaker 69 Reality is not even close to being real.

Speaker 34 So you got to bring the boom.

Speaker 41 And then you go, just crazy family.

Speaker 68 They're bringing the boom and the doom.

Speaker 73 They're eating cookies.

Speaker 15 You go, I don't know.

Speaker 102 I guess that's better than watching a guy's cell phone kill him on a moped.

Speaker 15 Double chunk.

Speaker 75 I do it pretty good.

Speaker 15 Israel blew up my double chunk chocolate cookie.

Speaker 15 The IDF, Unit 8200, they put a microscopic bomb in my double chunk chocolate cocky.

Speaker 85 TimDylonComedy.com for any of the live engagements, if you want to buy a ticket.

Speaker 41 Do we have another pod before October 1st?

Speaker 31 Yes, right?

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 15 Okay.

Speaker 62 October 1st,

Speaker 113 this is your country, the trailer.

Speaker 110 Should we play it on the show? No.

Speaker 17 No. Go watch it.

Speaker 72 Go bring the boom.

Speaker 81 Good night.

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