A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Chose and happy Monday.
Today is a Pardy episode of the toast hosted, of course, by Turdy Lou Freebush and clearly my stalker, Miriam Webster, defined stalker for me. You're twin.
We're both wearing Gargi Pardy set merch. We're not even like launching merch or announcing anything this week.
We just both wore it on our own accord. That's how comfy, cozy and parjilish it is.
It was an uncoordinated attack. Attack.
You're constantly attacking me. I actually wore this to dinner at Trouty's last night.
So it was like, and I look so cute. And I was like, let's run it back.
Oh my God. What did you have for dinner? Officially Passover.
War is over. We can eat bread again.
And boy, did I eat bread again last night. I had a hamburger on a bun.
A small luxury that I had missed. That you had taken for granted.
And then I didn't have anything else like incredibly leavened, you know? But we have all year for that I have big plans for today sourdough we're back I had pizza I had pasta I had chipriani cake wow now my husband was in charge of the ordering because I was just like so tired I'd say you know like I really wasn't feeling well because I hate when Ben orders food first of all for some reason like whenever we use like an Uber Eats or any sort of delivery service DoorDash on his phone like it doesn't come oh that's classic my husband like I don't know what it is about his phone or his account like they get the worst everything not only does he always either mess it up even if it's not his fault they just obviously don't respect him yes because they don't care to get it right. And I obviously I'm in really good standing with Uber Eats.
I must be one of their top standing as well. Point oh one customers.
I was actually told that the sushi place I order from, I am their top point oh one. Everywhere I would order from.
Well, because I like if I like something, I'll do it again and again. I don't like do variety.
So everywhere I order from, I'm the number one customer. My app, like I command respect.
You know, you know i get the best most highly rated drivers i get the quickest delivery times best priority windows so i just knew my dinner was never coming same for what we order an uber like if we order an uber from zach's phone like worst cars any worst cars but if it's my account we get a limousine we get a driver with hat. You know, I'm obviously just like a priority customer for these platforms.
And my husband is not. I don't Uber a ton down here.
But last time we Ubered in New York, I like called an Uber luxury. And there was a car seat in there.
Like he had an extra car seat. Like this is a driver who's prepared.
And I was actually with you when your husband tried to order an Uber. And like, seriously, he was standing minutes.
What do you got a pedicab? Yeah so obviously we are just like at different levels. But he did a good job except for the fact that like my husband has a real real over ordering problem.
And it was so apparent last night. I was just mine.
Okay so not only he went a little nuts with like pizza and pasta which honestly can be be forgiven after, you know, a week of no bread. I understand why he got so many extra entrees.
Like there was so much food. It was like an embarrassment of riches.
But then he also ordered the Cipriani cake. Let me ask you, how many slices of the Cipriani cake, which the slice is fucking huge.
It's a celebration. What would a normal.
Two for two adults. You would get two for two adults.
I can't even finish one slice. Right.
No, I know, but it's weird to just get one. What if you might be offended by that? You're eating for two.
Two is safe. Four.
Cool. And by the way, the pieces of cake are like $25 each, plus like all the tip and delivery.
You should have just gotten the whole cake, but okay. 1,000%.
I'm like, you ordered four pieces of cake. And I was like, okay, this morning I come into the kitchen.
The two pieces of cake that went uneaten, he left them out on the counter. He didn't put them away last night.
I'm like, so you ruined. He's been hanging out with my husband too much.
Everything gets ruined because it doesn't go in the fridge before. So wasteful.
It's so crazy. You have to throw that food away in the morning because like it goes sour.
Of course. I mean, when I cook something and I leave it out to cool and I'm like, can you just put it once it's cool, but you put it in the fridge like I'm going to bed.
I was shocked to see the shopping bag. I was like, oh, good on my husband.
He kept the shopping bag. He's turning it to me.
It's a nice shopping bag. And then I saw two pieces of cake inside.
I said, are you that's fifty dollars right there. That's really crazy.
Also to say, I ate plenty last night and I'm, I'm, I'm so back. Me, me and Hametz, me and the Levin'd, we are good.
I went out to dinner on Saturday night. Yeah, I went out.
I was out until midnight. Ask me anything.
Ask me anything. I was out till midnight.
You were out until midnight. A bunch of people out.
What was it like? It was late, but it because we I went it was like a dinner party it was late it was late it was a dinner party and the reason why we were out so late is because it started pretty late which I actually appreciate because then I'm here for bedtime the kids go to sleep and they don't even realize that I've left so that's kind of my ideal way to go out but it does mean getting home at midnight damn but I did you've seen the other side of the night like i know but i did forsake like bread on the table and i was really hungry and like things were happening slowly and i was like this will be like i could have gone for it you know and just throw caution to the wind it's the seventh no it's a test of your faith i was like this will be the ultimate sacrifice yep will i eat this warm bread and butter and i didn't warm bread and a restaurant. It's such a lost art.
When like you've been getting drinks and so you've been like waiting a while. It took a while to sit.
Like we hadn't even ordered. I'm like I don't know when I'm going to see the next crumb.
And I said no. No but also I find sometimes like dining to be such a rushed experience.
Like you just get your food and go. And I find that when you have like a really premium bread basket, I don't even need anything that crazy.

I just require the bread to be warm and the butter to be soft.

It elongates the whole experience.

It makes it, you're not like in a rush, like you're feeding at the zoo.

Like it's so civilized.

And this whole thing where you have to, you know,

order a menu item bread basket that's like $6, I hate.

But if you're giving me like the best bread I've ever fucking had.

Okay.

I was at a restaurant recently. I'm not going to name it.
Name. No, I'm not going to.
I know. It's too cool.
You don't want to be banned just in case they get this shit together. One thousand percent.
It was like a really cool restaurant. And it was, you know, we were celebrating.
So I said, Ben, let's order the bread basket, even though it was like a menu item, which I hate. No, I don't always hate.
I don't always hate. I don't like outright hate it.
I'm open to it because I'm expecting greatness. I'm expecting greatness, yes.
So, and I said like, I don't want to be rushed out of here. Like we never leave the house.
I haven't gone out to dinner with you in a year. Let's order the bread.
What arrived was, first of all, sourdough. And I just want to say, I love sourdough.
It's not a bread basket bread. I'm sorry, it's not.
Yeah, no, it's not. Pre-sliced, like it wasn't little rolls or anything, just like pre-sliced, cut up, doused in oil.
This is a bread basket? When I think of a bread basket made to order, I think of like one that's made in like a skillet and it's pull apart kind of like monkey bread. Love that.
I love it. If you're going to get crazy, charge me.

Sourdough that my sister made three days ago doused in oil.

I feel like I don't even need to douse mine in oil.

I was so disappointed.

And so I feel like it was a real, for me, indicator.

The art of the bread basket is completely lost.

It's a sign of the times.

That's why I only eat at Cheesecake Factory.

It is the best bread.

It is warm every single time. You know who does a nice bread spread? Let me think.
Scarpetta. Scarpetta.
And it's not made to... It's such a random...
Why would I know that? Well, you probably wouldn't even like it because some of them, they have roasted red pepper in the bread. Oh, when they start throwing cut up olives in the bread.
What's so weird and incongruous about me is I don't like olives. I like everything.
I like vegetables. You would think I like olives and I don't.
So like when there's an olive tapenade. Oh my God, the smell of olive tapenade.
Oh my God. The rest of the bread basket at Scarpetta.
And I'm pretty sure it's like bottomless, you know? Well, that's also the beauty of, you know who doesn't have a great bread basket? Who? They could do a little bit better. Who? Cipriani.
Oh, yeah, and they have breadsticks, which are fun for the whole family. Love breadsticks.
Fun for the whole family. And you know what else is like a lost art? We've totally left behind pads of butter.
I happen to really like opening up that little golden ticket. I think some people are bothered by the extra labor.
They would just prefer soft butter in a dish, which I love, of course, don't get me wrong. But butter that comes in those like gold packets is never bad.
Sometimes it's cold and hard, not ideal. Put it over the candle.
Yeah, it's good quality butter. Yeah, it is.
But it's very, it's diner though. No, it's not.
It's a wee bit diner. Okay, I guess they do serve it at diners that's so true i think of it you know where they always serve it at like fancy french restaurants it's very french so i think of it like a little bit more elevated very much a francophile and i'm constantly eating french food you are you've got you guys love lagaloo you guys ben loves lagaloo and it's like this good it's this french restaurant ben stumbled upon he became with it.
And of course he never like took me because he knows I don't eat French food. And he's just always begging me to go, begging me to go.
And one time I was obviously feeling weak and generous. I was like, sure.
Like I must've not been that hungry. I'm like, yeah, we can go to dinner at Lagaloo.
And let me tell you, the chair was so uncomfortable. Like that's what I remember about certain restaurants.
I don't really care about like the quality of food. I care more about vibes and ambiance.
No, Wagaloo is French, but they've got options. Like I like eating there and I'm not a Francophile.
I think if I remember correctly, like the food was good, all I remember was the chair. I understand.
The chair I am remembering now. It's not the first thing.
It's the same chair that they have at The Smith, which is why The Smith will never have me as a loyal fan of their restaurants.

And I know it's so inconvenient to not be a fan of The Smith.

There's like so many in the city.

It's like elevated American diner.

But like it's so brunchy.

It's really, it's the perfect restaurant.

Except for two things.

The chairs are just an abomination.

And the noise level, the acoustics.

No, I can get past that. I think you know what I'm going to say though.
though i'm gonna give you another chance to guess what's wrong with the smith the ketchup yes the fucking ketchup like just go for hinds they have to do sir kensington they have to be different like i hate that shit like you can tell when they give you something at a restaurant that the ketchup is like hind Heinz is like, it looks like it's had a facelift, right?

There's no cellulite.

It's completely smooth.

Sir Kensington's like, organically.

And it's chunky and it's cellulite.

And I, it ruins all the food at the Smith because they have really good french fries,

but I can't dip it in the ketchup.

You gotta bring your own packets next time.

Literally me with my pads of butter and my packets of ketchup.

Listen, I bring a Stevia in the raw. Oh, you do? I do.
That's the kind of sugar I like. And it's very, you know, it's a particular one.
So it's rare. Rare to find.
Well, I'm glad that we made it over the Pesach hump and we can go back to appreciating our bread. I'm actually excited to make sourdough.

Like, do I even remember how to make it?

I don't know.

Oh my, she's taking a few steps back.

She needs to watch her own tutorial on Patreon.

Literally, it's not a tutorial.

It's a what not to do.

But I actually had a major weekend.

Major?

You know what I did this weekend.

Hold on.

My brain is just, give me three seconds.

I'll remember.

In the world of children. Major news.
She had a major weekend. We potty trained this weekend.
We kicked off the potty training journey this weekend, but it's like, so what I did, I hadn't really been doing bah bahati training previously like I know people like kind of do it slowly over the course of months um that's like not and I've also heard like really just wait until your kids are ready like really wait because like it'll just become like terrible if you do it too soon and then they start getting like anxious about the toilet so I was just like I'll just wait until he's super ready and he felt ready so we did this class on Saturday that I had heard about um it was like a four-hour class where we like it was literally like a frat house with chug drinking games no no it was literally a flip cup like because the kids have to drink a lot so that they have to pee a lot so that they can learn to pee in their potty so the class but i can learn the class was actually like really good and helpful for me to learn how to potty train because i wouldn't know where to start like so to do a weekend drinking so much staying home no more diapers we're not doing like once you sign up for the class what are you gonna do with all that money that you were spending you should buy yourself a bag on diapers yeah it's true I'm sure it goes towards something else I just had to buy 15 pairs of undies underwear yeah and you know they soil them like yeah you got to get fresh on these like yep um so we did the class which was good and then we came home and we were applying everything that we learned all weekend and we're like really making headway um we're still in like the training phase but as I said like no more diapers like it's done whether it's a success or not but the more you stick with it and like follow the the rules from the class it's he's taking to it really well so it's been pretty major well fun fact about one turny lou freebush is she had an extremely difficult time potty training i think i was like you know definitely the last in the family like the oldest okay and that's surprising really like you know it's usually like the youngers start to do things sooner because they want to be like their big siblings. Yes.
And I do have one distinct memory. They give you that fake toilet, right? We had to bring a fake toilet.
I never. Thank God I had one that Frida had sent me because I didn't have one.
And it was really part. She had like the Rolls Royce of fake toilets in the class.
I remember the fake toilet. Like and I remember sitting in the garage.
That's obviously where I was like forced because like they were so done with me. Forced to take my dumps.
And I just remember like that part of the journey. And I remember really liking that little toilet.
But I do feel like that little toilet, because then I also remember having like a big fear of the real toilet. Especially like big ones with like long, you know, bowls.
And I feel like it kind of sets you up to be afraid of the toilet I feel like most kids are afraid of the toilet at a certain point but it's not like during the potty training phase but we're supposed to stay on the little toilet until we have like five consecutive poops in the little toilet and then he can go back to his toilet that has you know the little accessible little ladder the little accessible chair on top it's so cute yeah so it's been fun I'm like excited that we've kicked it off it's not as like big and scary as I thought it was going to be and we're also doing nighttime training at the same time they say that's easier to do it's like yes it's very inconvenient and a pain in the butt but like it'll work out better if we do it all together so that's where we're at I have onto TikTok, a method of potty training where they train you to potty in the toilet from birth. Are you familiar with that method? No.
I forget what it was called. And the first time I heard it, I was like, OK, these people are nuts.
Like these people are fucking nuts. The more I learned about the science behind it, I might start adapting that method like from day one.
Well, it's definitely like less wasteful, which you'll't have to buy all the diapers and all the and you know me anything to cut costs anything to cut costs and live a minimal lifestyle yeah I'm definitely thinking about cloth diapers um cloth diapers aren't as scary as they sound but not that I use them but I've like seen I don't know they sound really scary like I would just say when there's a poop we'll throw that one away then they're not like they're not reusable then for peas like for peas yeah um what were you oh about putting them in the toilet at birth i actually saw a chart recently about like potty training ages over time and like as a society like we're getting we're regressing yeah like i think the norm used to be like one and a half was potty training. Now it's like we'll start at three.
I know when we were growing up it was like two. It was two when we were kids.
Was it? Why do you know that? Yeah, like it's like something I just happen to know. It's always been two.
Yeah. But then it's like if you start at two and it doesn't take because they weren't ready and then they're scared of the toilet and then they start holding in their poops for days.
Very bad, very bad. That's a hard habit to break.
And you know what? I don't really mind the diapers so much. Like every once in a while it's like, oh gosh, I wish this one was in the toilet.
But like diapers are so convenient. I could change them wherever.
I don't have to use like a public restroom and like get in the restroom. I can just change in the trunk of my car.
Well, just know my family will be adapting the newborn method. And I encourage you to think about it, okay? Like I said, I'm happy with the diaper life.

But let me know how it goes.

I will.

I definitely will.

So big things.

Major moves happening here.

Such a big weekend for you.

So happy that you started that journey.

I started no journeys this weekend. I just laid around.
It's not even meant to be like a journey. Like it's done.
You know what I mean? For better or for worse. So he's potty trained.
He's not potty trained, but like he doesn't wear diapers anymore. Stop.
They grow up so fast. And I do like not to be like a freak.
They look so cute with diapers on because they have like dump trucks. Literally.
And like the way they waddle around with like this saggy tushy thing like it's such a cute part of their allure

yeah it is really cute but of course they're beautiful with or without with or without

there's beauty in everything i don't know about that but there's beauty in a lot but it's definitely

like a major milestone in terms of like you know it's not a baby parenthood yeah no that's that's

my baby now i know how to potty train which i didn't know how before i love to do a class for

Thank you. milestone in terms of like you know it's not a baby parenthood yeah no that's that's my baby now i know how to potty train which i didn't know how before i love to do a class for everything it's like i haven't started a garden yet because i can't find a class to teach me how to garden they definitely have a gardening class at the local community garden yeah but like i need a class to learn if i want to start something i need to take a.
What was that old sponsor? Skillshare. No, I think about Skillshare all the time.
They just did classes for adults online. Like you need to learn how to do anything.
You want to learn photography. Skillshare.
Yeah, I guess you don't really possess the, like when I want to learn how to do something, I watch a YouTube video. Like I taught myself how to knit on YouTube.
I feel like you don't like watching YouTube videos like tutorials you're more hands-on you like to take a class yeah I do I like to I should do more master classes you would think I would do more yeah like I'm always especially with like tech stuff for the studio everything I know I know from YouTube yeah yeah I would do a tutorial for something like that or like everything like every kid's toy I have to put together. Like we're on YouTube.
I believe it was the great Craig Conover who said he learned how to sew on YouTube. Just like you.
We have so much in common. Stories today are? Interesting.
It wasn't like a crazy weekend. It was a very busy weekend.
That's code for week. It was a very busy weekend for human beings.
You know, it was Easter. And so people were making crazy news.
They were just like down home with the family. And that's not like titillating stuff, which is good.
Yes. I hope everybody had a really lovely and pleasant Easter weekend.
I hope everyone had a very happy Easter. And I recognize now that Good Friday is a somber day.
So it's not Happy Good Friday. No.
It's just Good Friday.

Good Friday. And I think what you meant to say was Happy Easter.
Well

I did. You know that I did.

I love that one. I know you do.

Yeah it was a very cute Easter

on social media. Saw a lot of people having a lot

of fun. It's a party holiday.

It is. Obviously all holidays are great.

But it's a good one. It's so cute and

it's meaningful.

And they get dressed up and everybody looks pretty and there's candy. Yeah.
What's not to like? I think I would like it if I was on. You would love it.
On that team. You would love it.
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Thank you, the turd. I just have to take a picture of what I'm looking at right now.
Romeo looks so cute. I've really kind of embraced bringing Romeo to work with me because he was so good the other day.
Yeah, Rodeo. Oh, and I forgot to tell you guys.
On Friday when I was worried about Romeo, he's outside of the studio. What is he doing? Oh, my God.
When I left the studio, he was curled up on the couch. Not me thinking the worst of him and him just proving me wrong.
Yeah. So now he's welcome any time.
Look at him being so cute over there. Rodeo.
I've really resigned myself to not missing a moment of his childhood especially because you know yesterday was theo's heavenly birthday i saw that was really emo yeah i had forgotten i like felt bad and then i saw in the weirdest way i remember david toprick 420 posted like a picture of him smoking we like happy 420 i'm like oh my god people still celebrate 420 i was like wait 420 is theo's birthday light up so then i texted ben i'm like we're kind of terrible it's theo's birthday and it was good to just remember him feel proud of how far i've come honestly in less than a year right no a year no oh oh okay that makes more sense um and i owe a lot of my healing and my joy and my love to romeo so was a good reflective moment. I didn't mean to attack everyone with my emotions on social media.
I apologize. Well, you made us emotional.
Obviously, Doot to Do is forever in our hearts. Doot to Do is forever.
We built the show off his back. Yeah.
He was an amazing dog and an amazing friend. He's a founding member of Toast Inc.
1,000%. And? When we go public one day, like our moniker will be T-H-E-O.
It will be D-U. With a fist emoji.
Do strong. Do strong.
Our first story is major news. Like probably the most of the elk of the most major news we could possibly report

because pope francis has passed away today at the age of 88 right after easter following right

after i saw conclave right after you saw conclave following a health crisis and month-long

hospitalization so pope francis died today at the age of 88 the vatican said the pope died at his

residence in the vatican's casa santa marta rip like we're just saying he's the most influential

Thank you. Today, at the age of 88, the Vatican said the Pope died at his residence in the Vatican's Casa Santa Marta.
Rip. We were just saying he's the most influential man in the world.
We were just talking about him. Oh, my God.
Are we seriously cursed? No, no. I'm just like just to say like the most influential person in the world has passed away.
That's major news. And I guess if I was like a religious Catholic, I would definitely think about the timing.

Like it's really crazy.

Yeah, it is.

It definitely feels connected to the heavens.

Yes.

It feels symbolic.

Now that I know like what goes down in the immediate aftermath of a pope passing away,

I just know there's a lot going on at the Vatican and people are just flying in all these arch... Bishops.

Bishops.

No. What's the one with a C? c cardinals all these cardinals yes um I don't know if they're gonna elect a hermaphrodite I feel like they're not but it's always a possibility it's a possibility and it is but I know that there is within the church I guess like this was the whole point of conclave like this real push and pull this tug between people wanting to keep old traditions and those wanting to, you know, progress a little bit.
I think Pope Francis was more progressive. I'm not entirely sure.
Really don't quote me on that. Yeah, no, he's known for being more progressive.
That's part of his legacy. And so rest in peace.
Rest in peace. But it'll be very interesting to see what happens next.
But our hearts are with everyone who is mourning this iconic figure. I wish I knew the players.
know i wish i knew who was up for next up who's been waiting their whole life or like yeah there's probably like three or four like clearly over a number of times right who's like last opportunity is it you know you only get i think as like a lifelong cardinal i think you attend maybe one or two conclaves like it's's not every year. It's not supposed to happen so often, but I feel like we've been through a couple popes in our lifetime.
I feel like we've been through three. There was one that was like Pope for a day.
Do you remember that one? He was short. He like was, he didn't die.
Oh, oh, they kicked him out? I don't know if they kicked him out or he left. It wasn't working out.
This is just about... Oh, I feel like that's not something you can do.
Can you watch HGVT, though? I'll just be quicker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know. It's a job for life.
So maybe they... Was there a recent pope who stepped down or resigned? Question mark.
Searching the web. Yes.
There has been a recent instance of a pope resigning. In 2013, Benedict XVI cited deteriorating health and age-related limitations as reasons for his departure.
It was a significant event as he was the first pope to resign in nearly 600 years. Following his resignation, he adopted the title Pope Emeritus and lived in a monastery within Vatican City

until his death in 2022.

All right, so he lived for 11 more years.

Oh no, 2013.

Nine more years.

Couldn't have been that bad.

Yeah, no, I don't think it was health.

I think it was difference of opinions.

And by the way,

that was the most previous one after Pope Francis.

So then after his resignation,

it's crazy how they, you have like a fake Pope name. I knew.
Not fake. Excuse me.
I'm sorry. Like the King of England.
Sometimes. Is that not their name? Well, for Charles, it's his name.
But before that, like Edward was David. Got it.
Like it's not always. So if anyone was interested in Pope Francis's real name, I want to say Jorge.
J-O-R-G-E. Oh yeah, it's right here.
Jorge Mario Bergoglio. Mario.
Did I say Mario? Me too. Sorry.
So disrespectful. Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina was a successor taking the name Pope Francis.
What would your Pope name be? No, I'm kidding. This is like seriously disrespectful conversation.
I'm like really not making jokes here. Except for Mario, which was an accident like i know i'm not making jokes either i don't know if you guys have noticed i haven't made a joke yet i'm not making any jokes i just um i'm really looking forward to like when they select the new pope because i am gonna say they've elected a new pope who knows what movie that's from uh euro trip yes i almost said euro vision yes uh yeah that's definitely obviously in the works in the midst of the grief for the catholic community and communities around the world but they are sort of popeless right now yeah will there be an interim pope right like that's the thing with the royals when the person passes there is like not a minute that they're without a leader.
Right. So I don't know.
And that was a problem in the movie. They were taking a really long time and left the peeps without a leader.
Yeah. I wonder.
I wonder what the elk of the next pope will be like. Maybe it will be someone a little younger.
Will they be more progressive, more modern, more traditional? And this was in the film, too. What about a black pope? I don't think there's ever been one.
Yeah. And they represent, like we think of, I think of the pope as like, you know, Roman, Italian, Rome.
No, it's Catholics around the world. But it's the world.
They represent a large group of peeps. Yeah, Francis is Argentinian.
They should live stream the conclave. I don't know.
I feel like no. I feel like there has to be like things that they want to say that they wouldn't say in front of the world.
Yeah, you have to be able to speak freely in a conclave. Yeah.
Based on what I know from the film, of course. I didn't see the film, but I just imagine like there are things for the private, you know, and this is like a very significant thing.
Like you wouldn't want it to be watered down by outside views and i wonder if you are like a devout catholic like do you have someone you're rooting for or like are all these people are sort of unknown to you i don't know i wonder if you have yeah a fave cardinal maybe like a card has there ever been an american pope um like they represent all different countries has there ever ever been an American pope? Because I feel like no. No.
Any further? All popes have been of non-American origin, most coming within Europe, particularly Italy. But in the film, they bring in everyone from every country.
And Pope Francis was Argentinian. Where was Benedict from? The current structure and history of the papacy

has traditionally favored European candidates,

though Pope Francis was the first pope from the Americas.

South America.

Yeah.

Interesting.

Oh, oh, oh.

There are American cardinals who have been considered papabile,

which is potential popes.

Did you know that word?

No, I love it. Like Timothy Dolan of New York.
I'd have heard of him. He's like at every event.
Cardinal Dolan, yeah. He's in Blue Bloods.
Cardinal Dolan, everybody knows him. And Cardinal Raymond Burke, do you know him? Cardinal Burke, no.
No, I'm not familiar, but none have been elected thus far. I'm rooting for Cardinal Dolan.
I'm rooting for Tom Selleck. I'm rooting for...
I don't know any Cardinals personally or otherwise. Cardinals.
Oh, yeah. I'm rooting for Cardinal by Casey Musgraves.
Well, it's sad time, somber for sure. But on the bright side, it's it's very exciting you know change is very exciting to me it is and this is part of the papacy the papacy this is really like a major part of history so i it's always exciting to live through a moment in history that will be significant hundreds of years down the line do you know anyone who's met a pope uh i don't know i have who pete alonso oh cool yeah and i actually like asked him about it it's like one of his proudest moments and like if you're catholic it's the biggest deal yeah um yeah so i know someone who it's met a pope not to be like so you pretty much have met a pope is what you're saying i didn't say that so like you are a papa bile i'm a papophile you're in line for the papacy one thousand the papacy hand on the throttle i made that joke before did you get it the the oh you never listened you never listened to the second half of ttbd well i I once did on an airplane and I fell asleep.
But the prophecy. The prophecy.
The prophecy. That's beautiful.
Yeah. I really hope we haven't offended anyone.
I really hope. I'm saying all this with so much love and respect.
So if offense was taken, it was not meant that way. It was not meant.
And I hope you can forgive me like I forgave Haley Joel Wasserman. 1000%.
We're going to keep that in our back pocket for a while. 1,000% after the show on Friday, I watched the video.
Oh my God, I was cracking up. Of Haley Joel? Yeah.
You watched it on FaceTime, so I heard the audio of it because we were on FaceTime together. And I don't think he meant it in a hateful way.
He definitely hated the police officer in that moment, but just because he was arresting him, not because he was a Jew. Right, and I don't think the police officer was a Jew.
No, definitely not. I agree with you.
Like where did that word come from? It's obviously like in your vernacular. So that's a cause for concern.
It also, because we posted that clip on social media. I was really shocked to find a lot of people don't even know what the K word is, which made me feel good.
Let's keep it that way. Let's keep it that way.
Y'all? Let's keep it that way. Oh'all let's keep it that way oh I was trying to remember we've been saying y'all a lot like personally and I'm sure we're gonna start saying it on the show and if you guys are wondering what it's from I'd be happy to tell you I got sent a video like six months ago that I have probably watched every single day since I received it and it was my beautiful sister maybe I was having a bad day and like you were trying to make me feel better.
It was my beautiful sister taking a picture of her son. Excuse me, a video of her son.
And he said, Kojus, you are beautiful. Kojus, you are beautiful.
Wait for it. Kojus, you are beautiful, yeah.
And the yeah hit in such a special way yeah yeah yeah that is where the yeah so my newest over harry video but i forgot which one no it's from my favorite one the coaches you are beautiful video because he starts off really shy like his hands behind his back coaches you are beautiful and then he feels emboldened by my beauty mommy emboldened him yeah you are beautiful yeah like he had to really sort of reaffirm my beauty yeah yeah yeah so rest in peace pope francis rest in peace yeah rest in power that too. Move on.
Let's move on. Like, I feel like we did a good job.
Like, I. Okay.
The next story is one of the craziest headlines I've ever read. And one of the craziest photos I've ever seen.
Because Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus are sparking romance rumors with a kissing photo on Easter. So, yeah.
Like, Elizabeth Hurley. Yes, you heard that..
Elizabeth Hurley, like British bombshell. She's from Gossip Girl.
I know her originally from her amazing work in the movie with Brandon Fraser. Bedazzled.
Bedazzled. She's from the Royals on E! That was canceled before it's time.
She's like a legendary British. I mean, it's the Elizabeth Hurley that you're thinking of.
So I just want to get it. It's Elizabeth Hurley.
That's the one. There's only one.
Is kissing Billy Ray Cyrus and posting it to her like her own Instagram in a proud way. On like a farm.
And he has longer hair than her and is wearing a headband with bunny ears. And he's carrying a staff, a stick.
They're against like a wooden farm fence yeah they're clearly at a farm um if i saw this picture before the inauguration i might have been like oh interesting and kind of cute like random people together even though he did call age appropriate you know like don't forget miley that devil skank like obviously that devil skank molly he's got a temper and i do not stand with billy right even before the inauguration like i was just like the whole we thought he was even before the before the inauguration i thought he was like a like a fucked up person yeah like after the inauguration like probably about you know he's from his whole family who are like a bunch of like really like strong insightful smart women like i just feel like he's the problem

for sure toxic he's the problem but after the inauguration like i officially think there's

something wrong with him yeah so like bi i might have celebrated this maybe elizabeth could change him like maybe she's the one for him i love when people from different worlds come together AI?

AI?

What?

Run, Hurley, run, Hurley, run, Hurley, run.

Like, seriously?

This isn't just... AI? AI.
What? Run, Hurley, run. Hurley, run.
Hurley, run. Like, seriously, this does not bode well.
No, but AI, my opinion of Billy Ray Cyrus is so low that now I think poorly of Elizabeth Hurley. How about that? You say she's guilty by association.
I mean, you are who you associate with. Not guilty, but like, obviously nuts.
Yeah. And if you're celebrating Easter with someone, like, you've obviously obviously spent a lot of time with them you are posting a picture of the two of you kissing on instagram like that's your man yeah you're not afraid who knows it in fact you want to tell everyone and then her son commented on the picture with like a heart emoji essence the essence of heart emojis yeah they're wearing like matchingannels.
She's looking like a cowgirl. Like she's embraced the southern lifestyle.
Kelly Ben Simone left a comment. I think she lives in the countryside in England.
But this is totally Crowley Corners. Totally.
The comments are so funny. She's like liking a lot of comments i'm in shock this is a really strange pairing for a multitude of reasons but mostly because like billy ray is deeply unwell his sons are worried about him they're making videos like trying to reach out to him meanwhile earlier this month she posted a video of herself frolicking on a beach in the maldives and it was a real set to billy ray's song she's not crying anymore no they're like they're when you're spending a holiday with someone like she had tagged his account in that i if we had reported that like if i had heard about that i would have never i would have been like you guys get a great it could could be anything.
Yeah. So they were obviously in the Maldives together.

I just feel like she's Elizabeth Hurley, you know?

She could do better.

Of course.

Of course.

That's what makes this so jarring.

Yeah.

And I would have thought she was somebody with like a really strong head on her shoulders, you know?

I mean, her history of relationships, like she dated famously hugh grant she dated a businessman and a producer and you know top she's a bombshell yes top quality fabric and now the fabric this is uh it's cut from polyester okay uh dolores yeah well that's where top quality that's the antithesis of top i may be cut from a different cloth. Okay, Dolores.

Yeah, well, that's where top quality, that's the antithesis of top quality. I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top quality fabric.

You're going to like it.

Best.

Best tagline ever.

Ever.

1,000%.

Ever.

Ever.

She referenced a storyline. She made it her own.
We adapted it into everyday vernacular. Best tagline ever.
Period. Period.
So we'll keep you posted on these two. I actually feel like very invested in their relationship.
And I'm going to be keeping a close eye. though do not mistake it for me rooting for them.

Shipping, right.

You know?

Yeah, we're just monitoring.

We're monitoring.

We're up here on the observation deck.

Because I'm in shock.

Truly.

Are you ready for our next story?

Three?

Yes, some happy couple news.

Kristen Stewart is a married woman.

She married her fiance, Dylan Meyer,

in an intimate ceremony at her L.A., their LA home. I mean, obviously I'm happy for Kristen Stewart, but like part of me, you know, when I think of Kristen Stewart getting married, I think of Breaking Dawn Part 1, you know? And I know that this wedding was probably nothing like that.
Robert Pattinson wasn't even invited, let alone the groom. An at-home wedding.
Actually, that's so true. Do you think like the entire wedding industry was like shifted, right? Like when that wedding came out.
I think to this day people still reference like flowers or the dress. It's like it is, I mean, of course, a thousand years.
Like it is the, oh, did you see that she's turning, I actually saw this in the back of a taxi TV. They had a little news segment.
Christina Perri turned A Thousand Years into a children's novel. Oh, no, I didn't know a children's novel, but you know that she has an album of lullabies where she puts songs like A Thousand Years and You Are My Sunshine, she does, and it's Pardy.
Yes, okay, so sorry. I just remembered that I did that.
So, oh yeah. So the wedding industry has completely been influenced by this one particular wedding, even a decade later, just style-wise, a million different things.
Do you think even one iota of Kristen Stewart's real-life wedding this weekend, like had, you know... Well, there's pictures from tmz not great pictures but a couple

and at first glance were the guests sitting on cut down tree it's just pictures of the two of

them at first glance no they're not even wearing wedding dresses nor suits like the um however i

do see a twinkle light okay at the ceremony yes the reception excuse me at the at the reception

there was a couple of fairy lights because then you know she has a very inappropriate dance

Thank you. Okay at the ceremony Yes the reception At the reception there was a couple of fairy lights Because then you know she has a very inappropriate dance With Jacob Under the twinkly lights You know what I feel like she could have done In her wedding that she definitely Maybe took from Twilight Because you know Kristen Stewart wore Converse under her wedding dress Here she is wearing like a combat boot.

Okay, Bella wore like tie up,

lace up,

converse.

And I can see Kristen Stewart

doing that too.

No, Claudia,

like she hates Bella.

I know,

I know,

I know.

And if anything

that she were doing

was even remotely

reminiscent of Twilight,

she would change it

just for the sake of it.

To not reference.

To reference or not reference. Yeah.
Do you think Robert Pattinson hates Twilight? I don't. No.
I don't think he wants to like lean in and be going to Comic Con and stuff but I don't think he like looks back on it and hates it. I think she does.
The only time she's really ever spoken about it in depth was on that Howard Stern interview which I've watched a thousand times and she does speak really lovely about Rob and their relationship but overall like the film was not um like her favorite enough for her she talks also about it a little bit on not to get even off that and that was like more recently and they were just like having fun you know where you've been loca like some of the lines that she had to read yeah yeah it was just funny so it's fun just hear her talk about it even if she wants to laugh at it fine like it's fun to hear her talk about it i would feel more upset about kristen and rob but like now rob is with suki and they bring me a lot of joy oh they do bring lots of joy so i feel joyful yeah that's true where where twilight giveth twilight also taketh away and it's just when i when i picture kristen stewart getting married like she's at the cullen house. She's certainly not.
And she's certainly not marrying Rob.

If I could get married all over again,

like I would fly everyone to that house.

I think it's in Seattle.

You would get married in Seattle?

That's so you.

I would get married at that house.

Yeah, 1000%.

It's probably in Canada.

No, no.

It's in Seattle.

It's owned by one of the big head creative directors

for Nike. And I think Nike's headquartered in Seattle.
Where is the Twilight House? They're going to give you Charlie's House in Forks. Portland, Oregon.
Okay, same thing. Oregon.
Did I not say that? You said Seattle. Correct.
Which is the same. PNW.
How about that? And actually, it does change things because I might get married in Seattle for the Twilight House. I would not get married in Portland.
And I mean that with full offense to Portland. To everyone who lives in Portland.
I would never. They're that different to you? Oh, yeah.
And when people say, I get asked all the time, where did you get married? I don't think I could say Portland. Like, I couldn't.
I wouldn't be able to answer the question. I understand.
And I know we have, like, three listeners in Portland. And I'm sorry that I offended you.
And I'm sorry even more so that you live there. Like, I really am.
Yeah, but, you know, they might. I have been.
And maybe they live there and, like, they don't like it either. But their family's there.
It just is what it is. And it is what it is.
But they're not going to, going to start sticking up for Portland. No, I can say one positive thing about Portland.

The first time I went, there's a mall there and they have no sales tax.

And I bought a pair of Gucci loafers that I still have to this day that I absolutely love.

And I got them for real cheap.

And then the second time I went, the mall was closed down because of crime, right?

Because of crime.

Like, yeah, they just couldn't handle having a nice mall.

They couldn't stop all the crime, so they had to shut down the mall.

Shut down the mall.

Classic.

Yeah.

That makes sense.

So I guess I won't be getting married at the Nike guys Twilight House. Also because you're already married.
Yes, technically. Semantics.
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You're welcome. Next up, Aaron Rodgers is giving a rare insight on his serious relationship with a mystery woman.
Oh, I didn't even know he had a girlfriend. Yep, he's in a new relationship.
He chatted to his pal, Pat McAfee. Classic.
He's always talking to Pat. Yeah.
So he's talking about a lot of stuff. Future of his career, what he's up to.
He said, I'll set it all straight. From the jump, I'm in a different phase of my life.
I'm 40. Wait, has it been confirmed he's off the Jets? He's off the Jets, but not confirmed if he's retiring from the NFL.

Okay.

He said, I'm 41 years old and I'm in a serious relationship.

I have off-field stuff going on that requires my attention.

He explained he has a lot of things that have been taking up his time since the beginning of the year.

I have personal commitments I've made, not knowing what my future would look like after next year.

I have a couple of people in my inner circle who are battling difficult stuff.

That's where I've been focusing most of my attention on.

To make a commitment to a team is a big thing.

He claimed... like after next year of a couple of people in my inner circle who are battling difficult stuff that's where i've been focusing most of my intention on to make a commitment to a team is a big thing he claimed that he generally lives a quiet life and wouldn't know the rumors about his future in the nfl if his family didn't keep him informed he's a free agent like he doesn't family what do you mean family like i thought he doesn't talk to his family so true what family I don't no they literally hate him uncles and cousins maybe there's a rogue cousin who keeps him abreast about what twitter is saying yeah because he's a free agent fans are waiting to see if he'll sign with another team or retire he hasn't decided yet he's not really listening to the noise and meanwhile he mentioned his new girlfriend um he mentioned her in december on pat mee.
And Pat had joked that Rodgers was in love and he did not disagree. And he said, it's a good feeling, boys.
Now, I feel like he's laying the groundwork to retire. Just being like, because I don't see him.
And again, I know so much, but so little about football. I don't see him as like a desirable candidate, right?

He's 41.

That's really old in football years.

He has a huge legacy, but the last two years he was brought to like revive a team.

He got injured on day one and then the second season, like he stunk it up.

So he, I don't know why anyone would want to sign him.

Like for real.

I think people would want to sign him.

He's, I think he's a really, compared to compared to you know a rookie or like really new players like he has a lot of but a rookie has potential I know but like even if it's a two-year deal or whatever I don't think he wants to retire I certainly don't think he wants to retire like this like oh I got busy gotta go no same I don't think he wants to retire I don't think he's getting the offers that he thought that he might and like going on pat McAfee saying oh I have a cousin who's sick like it's laying the groundwork for if he does retire being like I had a lot going on in my life like everybody wanted me I think he wouldn't go out like with a whimper like that you know and just like make an excuse sometimes you don't have a choice no no but like it would just be like I am retiring I've had a great career not like uh it's got busy sorry like I I so's not going to retire. I think there are a lot of teams, especially like crappier teams, and especially teams that don't sell as many tickets as like the big blockbuster teams who not only could use a player that has his potential for talent, but he's a big name.
And I don't even think it's about the money at this point. So I think there are teams that would sign him it might i actually respectfully disagree it might be i don't know who's the worst team i know it's the cleveland browns that's what i was thinking but i didn't know if that was because of draft day which by the way draft day is this week it is on thursday oh i gotta get to know the players a little bit i I need to end up on draft day TikTok.
Draft day, draft day, draft day. I'm very interested in the draft of football.
I wonder who's getting drafted this year. Who are the top picks? I love the NFL draft.
I need my phone to start serving me content so I can like know stuff. Drafting is my favorite.
I'm not going to seek it out. I loved the movie Draft Day with Kevin Costner.
I would love to see the real-life version on my TikTok.

I would love to see the real-life version on my TikTok.

So just all that to say, I guess we'll see how it shakes out.

I actually disagree with you.

I think Aaron Rodgers is, like, not a desirable player.

You didn't watch Enigma.

I did not watch Enigma.

You are correct about that.

Nobody's working harder than Aaron Rodgers.

Yeah, he had a bad... Sometimes it's not about hard work.

No, but, like, the first season was... You limited.
The first season he got injured. Like, got injured like that just that's part of the game like you can't be mad at someone for getting injured even though I would be and I would be mad at the no but I do think it's an indicator of your age like you're you get injured more easily you think even though like I'm gonna ask oh watch this chat chat GPT chat GPT is our third telhost literally okay hold on would you consider

Aaron Chachi EBT is our third co-host literally okay hold on would you consider Aaron Rodgers a desirable draft pick draft pick he's not getting drafted a desirable employee player player player right now question mark who do we we know who knows really everything about football? You know what? My husband knows a lot. That depends.
That depends. But generally speaking, as of now, he's still a big name, but he's 41 and coming off a major Achilles injury from the 2023 season.
His comeback with the Jets was underwhelming, and there's uncertainty about about how much, and there's uncertainty about how much longer he'll play.

Teams likely see him as a short-term fix at best,

not a long-term investment.

Of course.

By the way, fucking Jappy T, duh.

So overall, he's desirable for certain short-term needs,

but he is not a top-tier quarterback.

Okay.

Want to dive into this from a specific angle?

No, thanks.

Thank you, Captain Obvious. That was was not helpful yeah seriously we need the human yeah all those things are they just stated facts it's giving us jeeps that is what ai like is they they they should be able to predict a little bit better they should be able to present information in a more predictable capacity okay so that was a flop so i guess we'll just have to you say one thing i say another and time will tell right is olivia rodrigo a one-hit wonder that's also not what i said not what she said it's true that is like an age-old like joke from everyone thought that I said Olivia Rodrigo is it was a one-hit wonder that's not what I said by the way you guys this was years ago after driver's license yeah and the second song already came out and it was doing really well what was the second song deja vu okay deja vu and you're like so she's not a one-hit wonder and I said it's too soon to call it that's what I said yeah that is what she said and now you know how i feel like it's famous toast lore that people remember incorrectly rascal yeah so i never said that about livia rodrigo she didn't say that okay um and so maybe we should put some money on this actually let's put money on it okay you're you're betting that he's not playing next season

i'm betting that he is yeah i'm gonna bet that he's not okay hundred dollars to the mark schoenwetter

holocaust education foundation i love that someone reminds a thousand a thousand like come on

aaron you better fucking get on the field sure aaron take the l go home okay someone remind us

of this like whenever because we'll forget when it happens yeah okay it's a good cause i'm in coach

I'll see you next time. Fucking get on the field.
Sure. Erin, take the L.
Go home. Okay.
Someone remind us of this like whenever.

Because we'll forget.

When it happens.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's a very good cause.

I'm in, coach.

Yeah.

And let this be a reminder.

You too.

You don't even need to wait for Erin Rogers' decision.

You can make a donation to the Mark Schoenwetter Holocaust Education Foundation. M-S-H-E-F dot org.

A great cause.

Okay.

Erin, do it for the children.

Erin, I'm older.

Are you ready for a fifth and final story?

I am.

Um,

Thank you. cause okay aaron do it for the children aaron i'm older are you ready for a fifth and final story i am sutton strack is giving garcelle the space she needs after their suspected friendship fall out yeah i think that's best sutton is giving garcelle space after her former co-star unfollowed the entire cast on social media including sutton as we discussed last week but now sutton gave a statement to page six saying garcelle has chosen to unfollow all of the housewives i can only imagine that she needs a clean break right now i love her and i'm giving her the space she needs she notes that garcelle whom she is close friends with is still following her business accounts the sutton concept and sutton brands she probably just forgot about those honestly oh they are so forgettable like she forgot to unfollow them and thanks of course reminding her um even though when she searched sutton in her following it should have that's true you're right okay she said i know that she's going to move through this next chapter with grace and success so let me say this because i've actually been thinking a lot about ourselves she was my weenie of the week on friday and i completely stand by that although i think that the one thing she's absolutely justified in being mad about is her anger towards Sutton, right? Her and Sutton on this island together and this whole season, I've been seeing like people now clipping things on social media of like things Sutton did.
It was very clear all season, like Sutton was really, had this attachment specifically to Kyle because I think it's like her real connection to the group in such a losery, pathetic type of way. Whereas like Garcelle is like standing there open arms like a real friend and she's just really ignoring garcelle the entire time so garcelle's gripe with sutton is completely legitimate i want to say that yeah i feel like sutton thinks garcelle's mad at everyone but she's mad at sutton the least because you know but she has to like just like have a clean bake from the group and sutton's part of the group and then she'll come she's mad at sutton the most she's mad at sutton the most she doesn't't care about the other women.
She doesn't care about Dorit. And that was the whole issue.
She didn't unfollow Dorit because she is mad at her. She unfollowed Dorit because we're no longer working together.
I don't have to follow you anymore. I don't give a fuck about your life.
Correct, correct, correct. You're right.
Sutton has no idea that this is all about her. She is maddest at Sutton, I think.
But their friendship is really the only one that's salvageable because they're the only one that had a friendship. It would be so weird to me if after this, they stopped being friends and they were then, in hindsight, only friends because they were on the show together.
But the thing is, I don't believe that they were. They had a real friendship.
No, I agree. But if they stopped being friends after this, then that's what that is.
Like that they didn't have a real friendship that would withstand whether or not they're both on the show that it was just a show friendship like erica's still best friends with arena no i know right that is sad and i think that i because it was a real friendship but the reason garcelle left had so much to do with sutton that they can't be friends yeah i don't think it makes it like a show a show you know? Garcelle was not interested. Garcelle? Garcelle was not interested in the players on the show.
Like, that was the difference between Sutton and Garcelle. Like, Garcelle was happy to just, like, be on Hader Island, talking shit, like, and doing the show.
Like, this is a job, this is a show. Showing up for work.
These women are not my friends. But Sutton is my friend.
Sutton is was not interested in that she wants to have relationships with everyone so I think that like it's not that she chose the other women over Garcelle it's just like that's not where she wanted to like be in this dynamic in the group well also she has to think of herself and the future of her on the show too right and being on an island h island, Hater Island, with one other person is a fun couple of seasons, but it's limiting, right? Because if you really have no connection to any of these women, that's what happened to Garcelle. They have no choice but to let you go because you make no sense.
Okay, but Garcelle chose to lead. Nobody was firing her, not even close.
Yeah, of course, no, I'm saying, but I think Sutton's also forward thinking about her career on the show being like i can't be on hater island for much longer but sutton is at the present integral to the to the show yes yes like she's fine her her position is not in jeopardy it's not but i don't think it's an interesting or like a long-term. Yeah.
To be just like hater, hater season after season, like you and your best friend hating on everyone, like making no real connections outside of that. But I do think like Sutton and Garcelle, like we'll talk and maybe Sutton will apologize, but I don't think Garcelle will forgive her.
Cause it's like, you didn't want to choose me and be my best friend when there were all these other people here. Like, why do I need a friendship with you now? Like, I'll never see you again.
And I want to say Garcelle's right for that. Like.
I agree. There's no need for her to be friends with Sutton anymore.
So their friendship was a show friendship after all. And that's so sad because it really wasn't.
Yeah. It was almost like they got close when they weren't filming.
I remember one season they came out and they were just like besties. And it's like, oh, you guys just loved each other.

It was so genuine.

Yeah.

So it didn't feel that way.

But if they can't like make amends

and want to have their,

and even like I would be like our cell,

well, the way we think our cell will be,

which is like, no, you didn't choose me

when like it mattered.

When I needed you too.

I don't need to be your like friend on the side.

No, thanks.

A thousand percent.

However, someone who like loves that friendship and like will miss that person might be more forgiving yeah if it really added value to your life yeah and it makes you sad to not be friends with that person take them back i could see like in a few years like an okay magazine like look garcelle and sudden reunite and like we don't care anymore no we don't care anymore but i understand like sutton's ready to give her space because she needs to like she's mad and she needs to go through those emotions like you can't just stop being mad like that so yeah and she needs to give her space to miss her and you're right that like sutton also doesn't really understand like that this is really about her yeah no you're, you're not like the last on the list. You're number one.

Yeah.

It's not a coincidence.

Those were Parchi Fast Five.

Like I actually really enjoyed them.

And you dared to call them weak.

I did.

You were giving weak energy

when you were describing them.

That's the only thing I'll say.

I said interesting.

And they were.

We had the Pope.

We had Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray.

How would you have described the stories? Cosmopolitan. You know, we hit Italy.
We hit British with Elizabeth Hurley. Back in America with the housewives.
Billy Ray Cyrus is very cosmopolitan. I would agree.
Can you look up the word in the dictionary? It's a picture of him and Elizabeth Hurley kissing. You guys, that's our show.

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