Thanksgiving Personality Hires with Margo Oshry: Tuesday, November 25th, 2025

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Speaker 1 Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday. I'm excited and horrified to be joined by my sister, Margo.
Hi, Margo. How are you? What did I do today? You showed up looking like that.

Speaker 1 Like, not only am I a postpartum woman, I'm like headed to the airport. I'm wearing like my Abercrombie sweatshirt and you're over here looking like, quite frankly, a high-class hooker.

Speaker 1 And let's talk about it. Insane.
Okay, one, I'm going to the office, and I don't look like a hooker going to the office. It's literally a matching trouser set.
She's wearing culottes.

Speaker 1 I'm wearing culottes and man loafers. Yeah, like I look nice and professional.
I guess I didn't realize that this was a different setup than the last time that you couldn't see my full outfit.

Speaker 1 So you're really only seeing from like chest up, which is making me look like a hooker. And that's really not fair.
Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 to me, going to the office kind of feels like going to synagogue. Like you really like, you can't have your arms out.
Wait, what? Yes, you can. Oh, so I work in fashion.
It's very different.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. If I'm working in finance.
Oh, so I'm a slob is what you're saying. So if I'm working in like Goldman, like, you know, you got to wear your pencil skirt, whatever.

Speaker 1 But no, you're encouraged to like have fun with fashion, just like, don't like look like a hooker, which I don't think that I do. I'm just

Speaker 1 messing with you. And I'm just jealous because I'm like fat and ugly and a slob and nothing fits me right now.
And you're like sitting where just like your arms are perfect.

Speaker 1 So I'm just going to continue to be mean to you because it's how I heal inside. And it's also, I guess, how you compliment as well.
Yes, of course, of course.

Speaker 1 now your arms are out on the podcast which like just people don't do here it's so crazy um I guess they don't and I'm just like projecting but I just wanted to mention like your arms are out and it's crazy I guess I really didn't I didn't really think about that like next time I'll just you know wear my Abercrombie sweatshirt cute wreck and I thought you learned last time yeah but then I thought we settled on the fact that it's like we do this before I go to work and then I have to go to work and I can't you don't want me looking like a slab at work do I do you I mean, you don't.

Speaker 1 I feel like your coworkers would appreciate it. Yeah, I'm sure.
They'd be like, wow, it's Margo sick. Yeah, no, it just like brings the whole vibe like a little bit more down to earth, but it's fine.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, I've learned my lesson and maybe third time's the charm, even though this isn't my third time. What did I wear the second time? Clearly not something offensive.

Speaker 1 Were we in Florida when we did it?

Speaker 1 Were we in Florida when? No. You were in my studio and you wore like a real work outfit.
What did I wear? Like, you know, trousers, culottes. Got it, got it.
Things of that nature.

Speaker 1 Clearly something not impressionable. This is impressible.
You'll remember this one. You look insanely gorgeous and just know like I'm a big, fat, miserable, slobby wench.

Speaker 1 And I just am jealous of you. Oh, well, thank you so much.
Are you jealous of anything about me? Yeah, I mean, your hair is luscious and gorgeous. Let's talk about my hair.

Speaker 1 Is there the best hair in the world? Do you know that today I'm wearing my hair own naturale? Can you put it front? So, I showered two days ago and I've done nothing to my hair.

Speaker 1 This morning, I put a little bit of hair oil in it. Okay.
And honestly, I was looking in the mirror and I was thinking to myself how crazy it is that I blow my hair out every single day.

Speaker 1 The best hair in the whole world. Close your eyes.
Okay. I'm going to do like a big reveal.
Okay. Just like shit up.
Okay. Let me look at the monitor.

Speaker 1 Okay. You're going to like freak.
Ready? Okay.

Speaker 1 You're going to, you're going to choke. I'm literally going to choke.
Ready? Three, two, one. Wow, that actually is so crazy.
I know.

Speaker 1 I really need to stop blowing out my hair, but sometimes, tell me if you guys feel this, like people who have like pretty good natural hair.

Speaker 1 Some days you wake up and like it works and some days you have like a different set of hair. For sure, but also your, the way that your hair looks like with a blowout is just like incredible.

Speaker 1 I don't know why you wouldn't. Like it looks good.
Like it's like, you know, if you're just like. Chilling, chilling.

Speaker 1 Like you don't need to always have a blowout, but like your hair with a blowout, it also doesn't require much. But you know, Satchi, I'm an on-camera star.
Right.

Speaker 1 And just, I feel like if I'm on camera without a blowout, that's like it's like not wearing makeup. Do you know what I mean? 100%, I mean, 100%.
You're fresh off the plane from Nashville. Yes.

Speaker 1 You went to the CMA Awards. Yes.
Danielle Carolyn was here with me, and we recapped the CMA Awards, but also like your journey. Yeah.
Tell me about that. You looked insane.
No, I know.

Speaker 1 It's actually kind of sad because, like, I'll never look like that again. But we also like have this thing, you and I.

Speaker 1 We're like, we look amazing at country award shows. Like, the last time we went, we did go to the ACM or CMA.

Speaker 1 We looked sick. We looked sick.
You're up to my wet hair look. No, no.
And what were we in glam for 14 hours? Like, literally.

Speaker 1 I told you the same people who did my glam at ACMs and at CMA. So I think that they might be like the colour dominant.
Gorgeous. Thank you so much.
And I like,

Speaker 1 was it like, I don't know why, like, every time I saw you talking to somebody, I'm like, oh, I ship. No.

Speaker 1 Just because you're like this young hot thing, like going to Nashville, like single gal out of town looking like the prettiest you've ever looked. No.

Speaker 1 And I just felt like everybody who was chatting with you on the carpet was like, damn. No.
No, this Jewess. No, literally.
Me to Brandon Lake. Literally.
Like I said, Brandon Lake's marriage.

Speaker 1 No, of course, of course, he's back. Yeah, he's back.
Kids, he's whatever. But, um,

Speaker 1 you know, I mean, sparks were flying, probably. Like, quite literally.
Quite literally. Oh my God.
It was so fun. Also, but you know what?

Speaker 1 I was thinking when you guys did it, I can't believe in hindsight that you guys were live the entire time. I know.
We're so crazy. Like, that is so crazy because there is like the lulz.

Speaker 1 Lulz the whole time. You're just standing around waiting for people to come talk to you.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And if you're there for two hours, you probably have a cumulative like seven minutes of people actually talking to you. 1,000%.

Speaker 1 The rest is just like waiting and staring also like the politics i feel like it actually it's probably just gotten worse over the years like the more people who like pop off in country but like the politics of people getting people to come to you like there are so many fucking people on that carpet and so many of the the uh publicists have like sticks up their asses

Speaker 1 i had to but this girl did not have a stick up her ass so i'm not saying that but brandon lakes publicist like he had to go and i literally stopped her i was like one minute like seriously one minute she was like one minute yeah no and i know it's their job and i respect it's a literal publicity but like stop being such a bitch wedge motherfucking cunt, okay?

Speaker 1 It's so true. Like them pulling people away from me.
Like, get off of her. No, it's get off.

Speaker 1 So, it's so true. And also like, but it really was crazy.
And I kept saying this like the whole week because like I was there with like a record label.

Speaker 1 So I was like doing a bunch of like content with their artists. Industry tings.
Industry tings. And now you're making TikToks with Jordan Davis.
Like

Speaker 1 he is the nicest person. He's kind of a toaster.

Speaker 1 He didn't bring up the toast. He didn't bring up the toast, but I feel like he liked to.
But he knew you were like related to the toast girls. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't think think he made that connection. No, because we're always buying dirt, you know? Yeah, no, no, bad dirt.
Bad dirt. No, he was so nice.
But the craziest part was that it was like.

Speaker 1 Anywhere I went for like these things, like there was just like, it was just rolling with country artists everywhere. Yeah.
Like they just.

Speaker 1 The city at that, like for those weekends, it's just like teeming. They're at bars.
They're at restaurants.

Speaker 1 And they just like don't take themselves so seriously. Yeah, it's so different.
It's so different. Like pop.
No one's like a diva. Like everyone's just like happy to be there.

Speaker 1 And if somebody is a diva, like the whole town hates them. Exactly.

Speaker 1 They're like allowed to act like that no it's like it's unbecoming and you saw shannon and i saw shannon and you met daisy and i met daisy what i have to say who's like shannon's like best friends with that of all the sisters you really

Speaker 1 i think that too but like i thought i thought like you would think that it was you and jackie would think that it's her yeah because shannon makes everybody feel so special she does make everyone feel so special shout out it was her birthday this weekend um no i think you i think so too like on the same journey i wasn't saying you guys both had babies at the same time did you like send her anything for her birthday because i sent her flowers no i didn't okay but thanks for following that up because I probably should have.

Speaker 1 So no, just proves that like I'm a better friend. Fine.
Yeah. Anyway, I have to say, I

Speaker 1 her home is a gorge. Is it was something I never felt before.
Like jealous. It was just so, no, not jealous.
Like it was like a hallmark, like home. Like it was so warm and welcoming and perfect.

Speaker 1 And also with the holidays, she had a Christmas, she, I think she had seven Christmas trees in her house. And that's the way to do it.

Speaker 1 Like I speak to my Gentile community all the time, like get your trees up. And you know what? Put your old pussy into it because some of us can.

Speaker 1 okay some of us can and some of us would literally love to you know i'm getting like closer and closer but whenever i talk to jackie about it she's like so judgmental she's like you can't no remember i growing up i always used to be like come on

Speaker 1 like i get when you're growing up like maybe not maybe sets a bad example but when you're like you have your own house and like you don't have kids yet like now maybe i wouldn't do it what if you got like um like holiday tings like but not a tree you like holiday decor like if you throw pillows turn red or like and like the ribbons yeah the ribbons i'm sorry they're those are christmas the ribbons are are ribbons of christ like they are they're so christy ribbons of christ like i know what you're saying like generic holiday decor right but we're celebrating like they're are they both i guess green and red are not our colors like blue and white are and what does green and red actually have to do with christmas like the the religious aspect i mean like i do love worship music but i don't know that right

Speaker 1 Makes you think. Makes you think.
But yeah. Anyway, it was so fun.
Margo.

Speaker 1 You're being like this so much today. You talk like this.
I'm really, we've really like never done this at a table. So I was thinking, I love podcasting in this particular studio.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Chris and Fringe Studios because as a postpartum woman, like I just have to do my hair and makeup. And by the way, my hair is so nice.

Speaker 1 I feel like whenever I'm on the toes, my cousin thigh. I know.
It's like you can really relax and just like be your funniest best self. That's so true.
And then the clickety clack of the table.

Speaker 1 And also with these bad boys. Yeah, right.
Your nails are insanely long. I recently had to cut my nails.
They were growing so long.

Speaker 1 Is that that's a postpartum thing? No, it's actually not. Your nails are like supposed to fall off and die, but like I must be so healthy.
Right.

Speaker 1 And all I do is scratch Ruby when I change his tape, which is like not him having like actual marks on his leg. That's why I had to cut my nails.
Why?

Speaker 1 Oh, but like, if you're, you can have long nails and not have them be like janky and then you're fine. It's not about janky.
Like you really are not supposed to have long nails. Did you cut him? Yes.

Speaker 1 Perhaps I need to cut. And it makes it hard to get into the crevices, you know? Yeah, I know.
You like to pick his nose. I do like to pick his nose, which having a long nail is actually amazing for.

Speaker 1 True, true. I should have kept like one of my pinkies long, like kind of like just to be like a black jacktailer.
Disgusting.

Speaker 1 Excavating. Excavating his nose.
I wanted to just give a brief programming update, let everyone know this is the final episode of the week. Of course.
Happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 And of course, taking off a little bit of extra for Thanksgiving. By the way, if it makes you feel any better, like

Speaker 1 I'm off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Oh, apart G.
Okay, we're just

Speaker 1 corporate.

Speaker 1 But then also programming update on today's show. I was only able to find four stories and like it's just going to have to be okay.
I did want to make it up to everyone.

Speaker 1 It is Dear Toasters Day, our weekly advice segment. That's exciting.
Where we do three submissions. And I chose four.
So what I lack in stories, I make up for in DTC.

Speaker 1 I think that they would rather us talk about that than me, me, like than just like go on about a boring story no one cares about. Because also, by the way, I can't think of one thing that happened.

Speaker 1 I know. And I did the episode with Ben yesterday.
And like, usually on a Monday, you have the whole weekend's worth of stories. Oh my God, I felt like so embarrassed by the stories.

Speaker 1 There was like truly nothing to talk about. Just the nature of the time of year.
Celebrities are like on vacation. They're not making news.

Speaker 1 So it's just going to be a little bit of girly girl chit chat today, you know? I love a girly girl chit-chat. And DTQ.
DTQ.

Speaker 1 Susatchy. Anything else you want to catch up with me on? Promote, et cetera, et cetera, before we dive in? No, that's really it.

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Speaker 1 All right, Satchy Lou Freebush, are you ready for today's fast five? I am fast four. Which one? Oh, fist four, excuse me.
Fist four. Fifth four.
Which one do I want to talk about first?

Speaker 1 Well, we talked about yesterday that Taylor's wedding venue has been set. Allegedly, it's at Holiday House.
Okay, by the way, shocking, because did that rumor we talked about that

Speaker 1 and Ben was like, wait, that's sick. Ben could not get over for the girl whose wedding got ready for how sick that was.
So was all of that just a lie?

Speaker 1 So I imagine that it actually, if she is getting married at Holiday House, which like this was just an insider, like screwing the beans, it could be not true.

Speaker 1 But if she is getting married at Holiday House, I could actually imagine her buying out that hotel because it's a nearby place for all of us.

Speaker 1 For other people to stay, and maybe she's doing like a rehearsal. And she probably has a lot of famous people coming and they want to be like at a hotel where not other like civilians are.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But does she pay for that? Of course.
So she pays for everyone's stay for her wedding? Yeah, of course. She's a billionaire.

Speaker 1 I understand, but like, I feel like if you go to a destination wedding, like, you don't, sometimes they'll get like a room.

Speaker 1 Are you going to a destination wedding of the most famous person in the world? Like, the rules are different. It's kind of crazy to like pay for everyone.
Is she paying for their flights?

Speaker 1 Like, no, no way. No, not their flights, not their flights.
But once they get to Rhode Island, for sure. And this is the hotel that Olivia Coppel got married at.
Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 1 And it's the one that's like, you can see her house from Castle Hill. Yeah.
Yeah. Castle Hill.
And

Speaker 1 I didn't go to that Newport trip. I was about to ask you.
We had Brudshare. And we were like, gonna stay there.
It's like a thing. It's a thing.

Speaker 1 We were gonna stay there, but it's actually far from like Newport proper, where you like do all the vineyards and like the wharf and all that stuff. And it's so expensive.
It's so expensive.

Speaker 1 When there's a gurney's like right in town, and it's like not gorgeous, but it'll do. It'll do.

Speaker 1 And you spend, when we went to Newport, we were like, we don't want to be, it was COVID and we were like finally able to like be free from the shackles.

Speaker 1 So we were like, we're not staying at the hotel. Like we're going hard.
We literally left the house at like six in the morning and did not get back till six in the morning. Love.

Speaker 1 So it wasn't the type of trip where we were spending like a thousand dollars a night at a hotel. Gurney's was like.
300 a night and we all split a room.

Speaker 1 Also, by the way, I feel like it only really makes sense for her to do it at one of her homes because like, I I feel like that's the only place where she can get like the closest thing to privacy that you possibly can.

Speaker 1 Like, no matter what, like, there's gonna be a, there's gonna be a staff member at a hotel that's gonna snitch.

Speaker 1 Like, yes, but what I was saying to Ben is, like, of all of her properties, it's actually the least private. The beach there is public.
So, if you stand on the beach, you can like see her backyard.

Speaker 1 I just feel like she's gonna like rent out the beach. It's also like up on a hill, so, like, everyone can see it.
Everyone can like up in it. I mean, there's gonna be like helicopters.

Speaker 1 Like, when I think of her other homes, I actually don't know what they look like. Don't know what they look like.
I don't know what the Nashville one looks like.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the LA one looks like, like the outside. New York, yes, because it's New York.
Right. But I just.
It's the only one that's that's so true. That we know so much about.
It's so true.

Speaker 1 But it's so, like, it makes so much sense. Like, Rebecca wrote up on the afternoon training.
It was such

Speaker 1 a

Speaker 1 salt box. House on the coast took the mountain of St.
Louis.

Speaker 1 And also, I think she loves like the journey of being like the next woman who owned the house and like Rebecca Harkness' story. And

Speaker 1 she's getting married there. And Rebecca used to throw the parties and she's throwing the parties.
Like, I get it. And she's going to die the neighbor's dog.
Peter and Green. Yeah.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 So that's not what the story was. The story is that, did you hear rumors that she was filming a music video in the UK? No.
So there was like a rumor. I think it was Dumois.

Speaker 1 And it was like kind of a legit rumor that she was putting together this very last minute project. Oh, and that she invited all the people that she filmed Graham Norton with.

Speaker 1 She invited them all to be in the music video. It was like this very last minute thing.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And apparently, yes, she flew to the UK to film a video for Elizabeth Taylor. Oh, interesting.
So you like Elizabeth Taylor. No, it's my favorite song on the album.
Right.

Speaker 1 She's reportedly flying to the UK to film a top secret shoot for Elizabeth Taylor music video. She's super excited to be back in London filming a new music video.
This random source told the sun.

Speaker 1 Don't you feel like she's gotten like less

Speaker 1 secretive? Not secretive. Or like more leaks? Yeah, like more leaks, exactly.
She used to release a music video and we had no idea.

Speaker 1 But I feel like when she filmed with Taylor Lautner in London with we knew about that one. It was speaking.
I can see you.

Speaker 1 They're stealing the music.

Speaker 1 We knew about it and we like saw a video, like a very blurry picture. I feel like she's just gotten less secure, but I also think she cares less.
I think she cares less. Like, she's happy in her life.

Speaker 1 It's fine. And, like, okay, and like, she can build like hype, whatever.
I just really, I really wanted a music video for Life of the Show Girl, Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think of all the songs that I would want a music video for, and I'm definitely biased because, like, I said, this is my least favorite song, even though, like, she did slay when she said, Be my NY When Hollywood hates me.

Speaker 1 Like, it took me a while to figure out what the fuck she was saying. Oh, yeah, no.
Be my NY When Hollywood hates me.

Speaker 1 There,

Speaker 1 New York Post is saying this is the perfect place to film because, you know, it's paying homage to the British Hollywood icon. Not me, not knowing that Elizabeth Taylor was British.

Speaker 1 We never thought she was an American icon. I mean, she's Jewish.
So, like, I just feel like you can be British and Jewish. I know you can,

Speaker 1 but, like, it just feels weird. I thought she was an American, like, Hollywood icon.
Um, she's like an icon of Hampstead, North London. There's a plaque with her name on it.

Speaker 1 So, I guess Elizabeth Taylor's London. Go off.

Speaker 1 I'm learning that today. Interesting.
Um, I agree. Life of a Showgirl would have been great.
Breener, Breener. She's free now because

Speaker 1 weekend. I read you in the bathroom.
Wait, let me think. Where were you this weekend? In the city? Yeah.
Okay, tell me what, like, where were you? I was like out with my friends.

Speaker 1 I feel like I can't say

Speaker 1 kicked out. Are you a member?

Speaker 1 Yes. Oh, okay.
Why don't you ever take me? Wait, you knew that. I didn't know that.
Oh, I'll take you whatever. I'm like, don't let Ben find out.
He's going to like seriously steal your membership.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Who did you see? I mean, it's a true hotspot. Ran into her in the bathroom.
We were washing our hands at the same time. Did you chat? Like, do we know her?

Speaker 1 Do we know her? Like, do we have any connection? We have never, we, none of us have ever conversed with her. How old is she? Oh, I'm so excited to see her.
She's like, 22, 21. I love her.

Speaker 1 Madeline Petch. No.
In my gloves? No. Okay.
She's like it moment girl. Like IMG, it moment girl? It moment girl.
You saw in the it moment. I saw you.

Speaker 1 Tate McCrae.

Speaker 1 Oh, are you going to be okay? No, I literally like was washing my hands and then she came out of the stall. And what'd you say?

Speaker 1 And I literally was like, I just like, and like, you're really not supposed to do this. Of course, all those role, all those clubs, you're literally going to get kicked out.
I know.

Speaker 1 So please don't. I promise I catch a cool.
And she was so nice. What'd you say? I was just like, I just wanted to know, to know, like, I'm obsessed with you.

Speaker 1 Like, you're an icon, you're a legend, and you're the moment. Oh, okay.
You really bothered her. Oh, yeah.
And she was so nice. She's like, oh my God, that is so nice.
She's like, you are so gorgeous.

Speaker 1 And I was like, date, please. Are you like familiar with what's going on with her and the kid? Zach Hughes.
Jack Hughes? Wait, kid. Leroy.
Yeah, broken up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And like, she's writing music about him. Oh, am I late? Is there more going on? No.

Speaker 1 Well, and then she was spotted on a date with someone named Jack Hughes, I think on like Thursday or Friday, who's like the cutest NHL player. She loves her.
She loves an asteroid.

Speaker 1 She was before Leroy was a hockey player. Yeah.
And then she sang the national anthem at like the the big NHL All-Star game where he was playing.

Speaker 1 And it was like such a, she was so much more famous than that. And Luzon.
I don't even know Justin Bieber. I don't even know his aim.
No, I don't even know his aim. It's Ice Stars with a C.

Speaker 1 And now she's dating it. She obviously like reads those smutty icebreaker books.
100%. And has fixated on date.
But also, she loves hockey. She's from like Canada.
Her brother.

Speaker 1 I think she read the books. No one also thinks she reads.
That's like her aesthetic. She's always in like a hockey jersey.
Because she read the books. I'm sorry.
Nobody likes hockey. She loves hockey.

Speaker 1 She's Canadian. Have you read those books? Yeah, of course.
Icebreaker. Icebreaker.
The whole series. So

Speaker 1 I only read the the first one. What was it about again? It was about, I think it was a hockey player and like a cheerleader or something.
Figure skater.

Speaker 1 I told you to read the book. You guys, it's such a dumb, embarrassing book.
So dumb.

Speaker 1 Don't read it in public, but I'm telling you, Tate McRae read that book and it changed like forever, like the path of her life. 100%.
Do you think I wouldn't get kicked out?

Speaker 1 Do I look like I'm wearing lipstick? Yeah. No.
A light color. Okay, so I forgot my lipstick today.
And I was like, it's fine. My sister's co-hosting with me.
Like, she's going to work.

Speaker 1 She's obviously going to have like a lip pencil. She didn't, except this

Speaker 1 strawberrybomb.com. You're so Gen Z.

Speaker 1 And it has no color. I feel like I look sickly.
If you're wondering, like, did Claudia get work done? No, I wish I look different because I'm not wearing lipstick. Oh, and I'm wearing natural hair.

Speaker 1 I'm basically a man today. In my defense, I wear a lip stain to work and it stays on for eight hours.
So I don't need lipstick.

Speaker 1 But also, Claudia, you can vouch for this, always has 800 lipsticks here. What? No, I'm just like looking.
Oh, oh, my God, I look sick. She has 800 lipsticks at all times.

Speaker 1 So I was thinking, I was like, oh, I don't need to bring color because Claudia literally has a drawer of lipstick.

Speaker 1 I'm looking in the monitor. I look like flesh colored, like I malnourished.
Oh my God, I look skinny. Do you think I'm sorry? I look malnourished.

Speaker 1 Okay, we need

Speaker 1 Elizabeth Taylor for sure. Elizabeth Taylor, do you want us to bleep the place? Yes.
Can we bleep the place? Bleep the place. Thank you.
It's no, I'm kidding. Okay, ready for our next story?

Speaker 1 Oh my God. Okay, this is like news that probably I only care about and I couldn't have played it better myself.
Emily Marico's pregnant. Oh, I saw that.
And that's great. And that's amazing.

Speaker 1 And that's not why it made made the fast five. It made the fast five because she did probably the best pregnancy announcement I've ever seen.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So if you don't know the lore, like five years ago, it's so stupid. Like Emily Marico made a pumpkin pie.
I've actually told this story on the toast because I think it's so funny.

Speaker 1 She made a pumpkin pie and like it wasn't her best work.

Speaker 1 She took it out of the oven and like you put it in and like the filling in the pumpkin pie is like liquidy, but it like hardens and like becomes like almost like gelatin like in the oven.

Speaker 1 And when you take it out, it's like a solid, almost looks like a mousse. Yeah.

Speaker 1 She she made the most liquidy

Speaker 1 she made the most liquidy pumpkin pie like and people just never got over it when she took it out like it was jiggling like it was just horrible she cut it open and it was like melting right oh my god the winning never left this girl alone every every comment section every comment section was pumpkin pie pumpkin pie pumpkin pie like every search bar guys it's been literally maybe four years yeah every video of hers the top comment has something to do with the one time she made a liquidy pumpkin pie.

Speaker 1 Now, this week, she's been making Thanksgiving content. She made like turkey and doing prep.
And I saw her playing with the giblets, you know, the inside of the turkey.

Speaker 1 And then I saw a video where she was making a pumpkin pie. And I'm like, oh, look.
Look, I'm locked in. Look at Emily Marico taking her power back.

Speaker 1 The last part of that video was her putting it in the oven. So it was like this grand reveal.
Is she going to take it out? Now, I do think people knew she was pregnant. She wasn't really hiding it.

Speaker 1 Like, you saw her stomach in all her videos. Like, she had a baby bump.
Like, she's so skinny. Like, you could see she's probably like one day pregnant.
Like, you could say.

Speaker 1 But she wanted to announce it in her own time in her own way.

Speaker 1 and I totally respect that so in part two of the pumpkin pie video she makes a pumpkin pie and it's perfect she cuts four slices one for her one for her husband then she makes a smaller one for her kid she already has a kid yeah and then she makes a fourth really tiny piece we see the bump she's wearing a tight shirt 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 literally the best pregnancy announcement like you have internet lore you're poking fun at yourself you're finally closing the chapter yep it's over and now it's over and now you've won you've won it's over and you're pregnant congrats yeah no i love her no notes no notes wait oh sorry because you said the word turkey how is your and ben's marriage i really don't want to talk about it it's over not the marriage the turkey okay um it's officially done great he made but it's gonna start again this week no well you know that olivia's making the turkey oh she is making the turkey yeah i was thinking maybe doing a vlog for the patreon it's kind of like a all hands on deck because Jackie's hosting, but obviously Jackie just had a baby.

Speaker 1 So what are we doing? Because we don't you and I? Yeah. I think we're just there for for fun.
Yeah. Like personality hires.
Should we drink on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 Well, I'm like personally going to be like breastfeeding. Like I'm taking care of a baby.
So I have an excuse. I don't know what the fuck you're doing.
Well, no one let me bring Magnolia. So

Speaker 1 yes, Magnolia has been banned from Thanksgiving. It's so upsetting.
The thing is, is she's just too loud to be around a newborn baby. She's not loud.
But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 We can joke, but don't be delusional and don't lie. She's really not loud.
Every time you leave the room, she barks and barks and barks. If I leave the room, there are multiple babies in the house.

Speaker 1 Like, it's just not doable. Sorry.
Like, Like, she can't come. And that's not even my role, by the way.
It's Jackie. I'm just supporting Jackie.

Speaker 1 I disagree with Jackie, but it's not my role. Yeah, no, I know.

Speaker 1 So, anyway, I guess I'll just be drinking. Be my NY when Hollywood hates me.
That's literally Magnolia. Like, literally, she's stuck in NY because Hollywood hates her.

Speaker 1 Agreed.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. So Emily Marie goes pregnant.
Okay, she's 33 with her second.

Speaker 1 I'm still on track. Like, I'm not.
You're fine. I'm fine.
Her firstborn's name is Teddy, like Theodore.

Speaker 1 oh so cute oh and her content since becoming mom is actually so cute it's it's just very satisfying i just love her yeah you know because she's like the opposite of what i would do oh yeah do you know what i mean she's like so like quiet yeah so she became like world-renowned famous in three seconds because of her salmon bowl salmon bowl like to the point

Speaker 1 everyone was she got to look viral isn't a thing anymore because everything is viral yes but she went viral yes she was the most famous person in the world

Speaker 1 I'm sure like everyone was clamoring to like give her a show and brand deals. And she literally did none of it.
I don't even know how she makes a living. She like never does brand deals.

Speaker 1 By the way, I know. I was saying the same thing.
She should have done the show, though. She released a tote bag.
Do you remember when she released a tote bag?

Speaker 1 People figured I was like the farmers market toe fag. Yeah.
And then she's probably like, I'm never doing this shit again. Right.
Humbled real quick.

Speaker 1 And like, if that were me and I got that famous, like I would try everything. Club, another club, bus, no sleep.
Yeah. Brand deal, cookware line, merch, like everything.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 She's just not motivated. She's not money motivated.
I just learned the phrase, food motivated. Have you heard that? Yeah, of course.
It's usually about dogs. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 So Jackie taught it to me about Bruno because she was saying. Someone's not food motivated.
Romeo's not food motivated. No, Romeo's not food motivated.
I am food motivated. And Emily Rico's not money.

Speaker 1 Emily Rico. Emily Rico.
Is that money motivated? No, she's not. She's kind of like a commie.
Or like

Speaker 1 has independently wealthy. Yeah.
I'm assuming there's a trust fund. Probably that.

Speaker 1 All right. This next story is kind of crazy because, you know, they're always like

Speaker 1 picking random people to host New Year's Rocket Eve with Ryan Secrets. Oh, yeah, who is it? Julianne Huff.
Oh, wait, why is that weird? Oh, they dated. For many, many years.

Speaker 1 Are they doing it together? So they're set to reunite. They go single.
She is hosting with Rob Gronkowski in Vegas. But like,

Speaker 1 throwing it back to Ryan. And, like, it's weird.
That is kind of weird. The thing is, she's perfect for the job.
She's like a darling in ABC with Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 1 She's proven herself as like a host. What do you? But like, is she a good host? Back to you, Alfonso.

Speaker 1 Would you say she's a good host on Dan's Man with the See? Yes. She's got a lot of energy.

Speaker 1 she knows her lines she knows how to read the teleprompter but i feel like she says like really off-the-cuff weird things she does but like i like it okay like and i was wondering the same thank you i don't think she's bad at all like people don't like her energy because she's like toxically positive but i don't like

Speaker 1 that she is doing a good job and the host before her was tyra banks who had a really hard time reading the teleprompter

Speaker 1 she also just like factually and i love tyra and it's crazy because she had her own daytime talk show like you think that she would be a good host like she could not get with the teleprompter right half the job is just knowing how to read the teleprompter in a good like melodic way right yes hey how are you?

Speaker 1 And Julianne does a good job. So she's a perfect person for this because she's a part of the ABC family.
But I'm surprised that Ryan Seacrest didn't like.

Speaker 1 Are they both single? No, Ryan Seacraft, like, you know, he always has a girl. Oh, yeah.
He like always has like some paid actress like on his arm. Quite literally.
So weird.

Speaker 1 And I think she's single because, you know, she got married in De Horace and she had like one of the prettiest weddings ever. Like, what's the point? Who was she married to? Brooks Leish.

Speaker 1 Brooks Leish. I always get that confused with Kristen Cavallari and J.
Color. Okay, not the same.
No, I know. Brooke Slaish.
Oh, they have pictures of like people who's hosted years past.

Speaker 1 rita aura i just want to say i'm kind of like loving rita aura so like the song poison by rita aura is like sing it um

Speaker 1 it goes so you don't know no no no it's like it's so old but it's like every time it comes on it's like no skip like um

Speaker 1 i drink my poison and it's you choose my poison whatever yeah that's a good idea i picked my poison i like her she like married well Did she? Whom?

Speaker 1 Someone you don't know in the UK who like has a lot of money and it's just been like really good for her. Sometimes you just gotta marry a rich man.

Speaker 1 Well, because she like just like had to stop trying something. She could relax.
Yeah. And you know what? I feel like she's more successful now that she's like sort of unclenched.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I see her everywhere. I find her like, I really like her.

Speaker 1 I've always liked her.

Speaker 1 So Julianne is hosting with Rob Gronkowski in Vegas. I love Rob Gronkowski.
I don't know if he's the right man for the job.

Speaker 1 I do. I love when people, especially the New Year's programming, as I've gotten older, I feel like my whole childhood, I watched like cable.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then I was like drunk alcoholic who like couldn't be bothered to be home on New Year's Eve. And like, I didn't care about the programming.

Speaker 1 Now that my life has slowed down a bit, I'm like very attuned to the programming. The last couple of years, I've just like sat around and watched like a sob.
Yeah. And these choices matter to me now.

Speaker 1 Well, and you, I feel like it was normally we switched between the rock and eve and the country one. The country one is so good.

Speaker 1 And so I like the alternative programming, even Miley's, which like I didn't love. I love when they try new things.
Like, and Dick Clark's is good. Like, it's fine.
It's fine. It's classic.

Speaker 1 It's like when I think Dick Clark's, I just think Jonas Brothers. Why? Because I feel like they always perform for New Year's Rock and Eve.
It's actually a good call. Yeah.
Andy and Anderson's.

Speaker 1 Like, I like when there's competitive, good programming and I can flip through the channels.

Speaker 1 Rob Gronkowski and Julian Hop is like not titillating for me.

Speaker 1 I just don't think it's stiff enough competition. And I also feel like, tell me if you feel this call.
Like the last couple of years, Dick Clarks has sort of been like pre-taping a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. I don't like that.
I wanted to. I was talking to one of a country artist on the carpet, and they were like, we're going to somewhere to film for New Year's.
And that's pre-recorded.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh. It's like that episode of Friends with Monica and Ross, like do the pre-taped dance.
Oh, yes. Of course.

Speaker 1 Okay, our first story.

Speaker 1 I just like seriously can't. Lizzo says plus-size women are being erased and society must undo the effects of Ozempic boom.
Like as she's actively losing weight.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 but she's not on Ozempic? She says she's not on Ozempic, and I actually do believe her. And I just feel like ever since she lost weight without Ozempic, she just has a chip on her shoulder.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 So she's saying that like people should stop losing weight on Ozempic or people should stop losing weight in general because then that's hypocritical. So she's losing weight.

Speaker 1 She published a personal essay on Substack.

Speaker 1 More annoying sentence. I remember Substack.
I can't. Do you guys have one? Here was it.
No. The title was, Why is Everybody Losing Weight and What Do We Do? Sincerely, a person who's lost weight.

Speaker 1 So she's acknowledging her privilege. Okay.
In the piece, she shared that she's currently still weighs over 200 pounds and is still a proud big girl.

Speaker 1 Said she feels as though plus-sized women are being erased in the age of weight loss drugs like Ozempic. So here we are, halfway through the decade.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Okay, that's like a 25.
Yeah, I guess we're weird.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Where extended sizes are being magically erased from websites, plus-size models are no longer getting booked for modeling gigs, and all of our big girls are not so big anymore.

Speaker 1 We have a lot of work to do to undo the effects of the Ozempic boom. Okay, she's saying two different things here.
Right. Yes, agree.
She's saying two different things here.

Speaker 1 She's saying one that like plus size women aren't being included in like fashion shows or being casting campaigns. And that's one story.
And that's, you know, should be fixed.

Speaker 1 But then the other story is like that people should stop losing weight. Yeah.
And then she's quite like, let people do whatever they want. If you want to lose weight, you ought to lose weight.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Okay. We should include more plus size people if that's happening.
Agree for sure. But the other, let anyone, everyone do whatever the the fuck they want.
No, and here's what's not being said.

Speaker 1 And I feel like I'm allowed to say this because I am a former/slash current member of the plus-size community and I've taken Ozempic. Here's what's not being said and why Ozempic is so popular.

Speaker 1 Like the body positivity movement is great. Like if you are in a body that you hate,

Speaker 1 forcing yourself to like it is important. You should not be unhappy.

Speaker 1 Having said that, the underlying like the undercurrent of the plus size movement, especially among women, I feel like men are more honest about it, but like

Speaker 1 we don't want to be fat. Like nobody wants to be fat.
Sorry. And that's like fat phobic of me to say, sorry, it's true.
Nobody craves to be fat.

Speaker 1 So when Ozempa came out and it was this actual doable thing to get you out of this body that you've been forced to like, obviously people are going to take that way out. That's okay.

Speaker 1 So why the body positivity movement is not crumbling, but is changing is because it was based on the premise that like you couldn't change your body. Right.
Really, most people are not fat by choice.

Speaker 1 I would argue, like, maybe there's one person who is. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I would argue 99.9% of the fat community is not fat by choice and have tried everything and is just unable to get out of the body that they're in. So that's what's not being said.

Speaker 1 Like, let's, let's just like kind of say the thing that's like not supposed to be said. Like, fat people don't want you to be fat.
Yeah. And that's why Ozempic is so popular.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And please just like don't get me started.

Speaker 1 Even when Bethany was here and I love her, I feel like she'd have a good take on Ozempic because she doesn't like really know the struggle of being fat because she was like, but like, what about the people who abuse it?

Speaker 1 Like, how do you abuse it? What is it? Like, if you're skinny and you take it, like, seriously? Ask me how many fucks I give. It's zero.
Like, that's all.

Speaker 1 Why are people always focusing on the skinny people who take Ozembic?

Speaker 1 Like, yes, there are people who do it is it healthy i'm not a doctor honestly a lot of like would you rather them do that or would you rather them like snore cocaine not only that why are we talking about that yeah and not the person who like for the first time in their life lost 100 pounds like it's so true i can't how like those people are always the focal point not skinny people like always being the center of attention but i also just feel like people have to find anything that makes other people happy people have to find an issue with it like everybody

Speaker 1 like lizzo saying this when she's literally dropping so much weight and yes i guess she still is technically plus size so she can say what she wants but she's literally lost 100 pounds right and i think she has said that she feels better and happier than ever.

Speaker 1 Like.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let's just not yuck each other's yums, you know? A thousand percent. It's my least favorite quality in people.
Substack.

Speaker 1 Honestly, that's the real culprit here. A thousand percent.

Speaker 1 You know, like, you know, her cancellation was legit because she was taken to Substack. 100%.
Is Substack a paid platform? Yeah, it's like Patreon, but for writing. Oh, that's.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And that's actually how the free press started. It was like a Substack newsletter and it got so popular.
So like, it's actually a great platform. I'm like joking, but

Speaker 1 that's crazy. Yeah.

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Okay. So our

Speaker 1 dear toasters are a bit holiday themed. Oh, feels appropriate.
Okay. Let me just pull it up.
I got a lot of things going on in my iPad. Okay.

Speaker 1 Deer toasters. My aunt, who is 15 years older than me,

Speaker 1 she's 34, recently got divorced. She has started seeing a new man who's 42.

Speaker 1 She has told everyone she's bringing him to Thanksgiving, so it's pretty serious. But the the issue is I used to, more than five years ago, regularly hook up with this guy.
I'm happily dating someone.

Speaker 1 I hope to be engaged soon, but I just need to know if I should say anything to anyone. Should I give my boyfriend a heads up? Should I tell my aunt? Should I reach out to him?

Speaker 1 I really don't think he knows I'm related to my aunt because he's not on social media. Help.
Okay, but

Speaker 1 we need to remember.

Speaker 1 So the aunt is 34. Yeah.
The girl is 24. The toaster is 20.
Is 15 years younger than 34. Is 19? 19.
She's going to get engaged soon? Wait, she's 19. The man is 42.
and they hooked up five years ago.

Speaker 1 Hold on, hold on. When she was 14? Hold on.

Speaker 1 Sorry, you shouldn't tell your aunt. You should tell the police because he's a pedopile.
Wait, I need my, I need my calculator. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, so she is 34 and he's 42, which means he's eight years older than her, right? 6, 7, 8, yeah. Okay, so eight years older than her, but this girl is 19.

Speaker 1 So right now, when she was 19 and he was 27, they were hooking. No, sorry, that's right now.

Speaker 1 They hooked up what? When he was 37. When he was 37.
37 and she was 14.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Are we being pranked? Call the police. That's insane.
Whoop, whoop. That's the sound of the police.
Like, your man's a pedophile. I don't care about like the.

Speaker 1 And also, I think, what's the expectation? It's like, okay, say he doesn't know that you guys are related because maybe he doesn't know, fine, whatever.

Speaker 1 So then the expectation is like, you guys all get to Thanksgiving and then you see each other and then he puts it together and then what? Right. That's what she's asking.
So I want to say two things.

Speaker 1 Like, maybe we have the number one.

Speaker 1 I think maybe there might have been a type out.

Speaker 1 Let's say there was a type

Speaker 1 let's say there was a typo how do you handle this awkward situation i don't think you should be like in cahoots with your aunt's man like talking behind her back agreed and what she said they hooked up a few times or they dated not that i used to regularly hook up right just giving just like yeah yeah do 14 year olds regularly hook up not that i know what does hookup mean to you sex or makeout oh um

Speaker 1 i think sex

Speaker 1 yeah because i feel like usually it's like people are like oh we made out yeah yeah but like when I was in high school, like hookup meant like make out. Right.
In high school, for sure.

Speaker 1 Like, ever. No one in high school is going to be a bit of a hook.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 For sure.

Speaker 1 So you have two options here. Call the police.

Speaker 1 Or if we're not doing the math right, or maybe you had a typo here.

Speaker 1 I would just be honest with you, right? Your aunt. Yeah.
Yeah. Don't talk to this guy.
Don't talk to this guy. She can tell him.
Yeah. And also just be like, I don't care at all.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, just like, just so you know. Just like people need to know things.
Yeah. Just like sharing information and being communicative.
Right.

Speaker 1 Let's communicate about the fact that your man's a pedophile. No, yeah.
Yeah. Exactly.
Or as the internet calls him, an MAP, minor attracted person. Minor attractive person.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know how like you can't say like pedophile? Like you can't say homeless. It's unhoused.
Like they come up with new words for everything. No more pedophile.
A map. Minor attracted person.

Speaker 1 I really can't. People are so fucking disgusting.
I really can't. Including maps.
All right. Are you ready for another holiday theme detercers? Detoesed.
Detozers.

Speaker 1 My husband's brother does something I just cannot get over. Every holiday, Thanksgiving, Easter, Christmas, he invites the whole family over for a big dinner, which sounds really nice, right?

Speaker 1 There's a catch.

Speaker 1 He charges everyone $25 to come. The first couple of years that I was dating my boyfriend, I had no idea my husband would quietly Venmo him and then never told me.

Speaker 1 But once I found out, I was so shocked. Honestly, am I paying for a reservation or going to a family holiday?

Speaker 1 I told my husband that I'm not going anymore if we're basically at a restaurant guests at his brother's house. My husband agrees that it's weird, but won't say anything to keep the peace.

Speaker 1 So am I overreacting or or is it totally justified in refusing to go to a pay-to-eat family holiday dinner? Okay, like it is weird, but I kind of get it. Margot same.

Speaker 1 But like, are you ready to try to go to that 25%?

Speaker 1 Am I going to a restaurant? I hope not because you're only paying $25 for a thing to eat.

Speaker 1 Now, let's talk about the burden that is hosting your family. 100%.

Speaker 1 The financial burden, the time burden, the cleaning. Like, it's not nothing.
It's not nothing.

Speaker 1 But I think a lot of people feel a responsibility to like get your family together during the holidays because if you don't during these times, like when will you?

Speaker 1 So it is like a huge responsibility and while i would never

Speaker 1 i do see somebody um

Speaker 1 i don't know i don't think it's that crazy i don't think it's that crazy on a social scale it's like a weird thing to do with your family logistically like that's what i'm saying we were talking about thanksgiving like jackie's hosting everybody but everybody's like pitching in in some way right because it's a big thing oh my god it's so it's an undertaking it's an undertaking i kind of like it's so crazy and like i you would like i would never like i'd rather be dead yeah

Speaker 1 but but i kind of understand it if you have the balls to ask like I do get it. Also, $25, I'm sorry, it's not a lot.

Speaker 1 And, you know, it's a good time to bring up the fact that you've never hosted me at your apartment. You have come to my apartment once before a concert and we had a drink.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't think I was like offered like a snack or anything. Like, you don't host.
I'm not. I don't host.
I don't have a host. I feel like I'm always having people over like Shabbat.
I did Yom Kippur.

Speaker 1 I did Rosh Hashanah. No, you always are.
I have a couple things to say. One, I don't have a dining room table.
And I just feel like if you really cared, like, you would have a dining room table.

Speaker 1 No, I don't care because I don't want a dining room table. Okay.
And two, like, you have a husband that's a chef. So like he really puts, does like the

Speaker 1 hard work. Like if I, if I was hosting by myself, like Yom Kippur, I didn't cook anything.
Like we ordered bagels. And I was like, I often catered

Speaker 1 Yom Kippur. Yeah, but you don't have a dining room table.
Right. So exactly.
But also like, you don't want to come to me. Like you want to just like roll out of bed and go into your living room.

Speaker 1 I know, but I'm just saying like it would be nice. for me to offer.
Yeah. We're not coming.

Speaker 1 We're not coming. We want to sit at a table.

Speaker 1 Like, you know, walk through beer cans. I don't.
What do you think? What do you think? You're just young. Like, that's what young people do.

Speaker 1 They don't live at a there like cigarette butts on your countertop oh no i don't smoke cigarettes i kind of wish i did that'd be cool i know i'd be so skinny i would like like the skinny cigarettes i feel like are in right now

Speaker 1 like i feel like i in another life when i was at nyu i so heavily with a pink capri cigarette it was pink no the box was pink it said capri on the outside capri i never got into them so

Speaker 1 after i quit the vape i became a chain smoker like it was insane how when i would have a cocktail like i would literally like be like a rat on the street bumming cigarettes off of people

Speaker 1 little kathy and her cigarettes Yes. It took me like a couple of weeks slash months and I got over it really quickly.
But I do miss those days. When I was in St.

Speaker 1 Bart's, I just like smoked because like I was in St. Bart's.
Right, of course.

Speaker 1 Like me and Taylor Strecker like chain smoking and then Taylor Johnny Hue and Ben like screaming at us like they're so lame. What do you mean? Ben, no one loves a cigarette more than Ben.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but like not like I was like you do it sober? Like when I woke up. Like just because I'm crazy.
I mean bottom thing.

Speaker 1 That's what you do. Yeah.
Sorry, back to this girl.

Speaker 1 I do think like you not going, you're only hurting yourself. Like family.
And also causing issues for your husband.

Speaker 1 This is holidays like this is just what you do like you deal with weird family members what you're gonna have dinner alone because you want to pay $25 like please you're just gonna end up paying more for whatever dinner you're gonna have put yourself in his shoes like he's the one hosting do you offer like are you Margo like do you you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's fair. Like he's the one doing it.
So you know what? Just like

Speaker 1 pay the two cents.

Speaker 1 Pay the two cents. All right, next up.
This one is so crazy. It's not holiday themed.
Our next two are not holiday themed, but I just chose them because they were like really crazy and funny.

Speaker 1 Hello, Jackson and Claude. Sorry.
Sorry, please help. This one's really upsetting me.
I've been seeing a guy who I really like, but I forgot that I told him that my father is Jewish.

Speaker 1 I practice Christianity, so we like just probably forgot about it.

Speaker 1 We started talking about conspiracy theories, and he started talking about how apparently there's a conspiracy theory out there that denies the Holocaust and what the Jews went through.

Speaker 1 He gave really intricate details that were so anti-Semitic. And when I told him my father was Jewish, he just tried to retract everything.

Speaker 1 He said, It's just a conspiracy theory, it's not what I believe. What should I do? I also love you guys.
Love the Jewish culture beyond. Girl, run.

Speaker 1 Run, run, Joey. Run.
Joey. Run.
Joey. Run.
Like, girl, go. That's crazy because like that's like, there's a lot of people.
A lot of people are not Jewish.

Speaker 1 No, that's, there's a lot of conspiracy theories that like I could maybe get on board with. Of course.
That is not one of them. No, that's

Speaker 1 crazy. To even like bring up.
Because I feel like everybody like dabbles in conspiracy theories. It's like fun and funny.
Like Bounce it and Carrie Blue Ivy, whatever. Harmless ones like that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But there's two types of conspiracies, like fun ones and then people who are like actually crazy. And I fear you might be dating like a truly crazy person.
And anybody who even brings up,

Speaker 1 okay, actually, let me just say, how did he say it? Like, was he like, do you know that? I felt like he was saying the reason why she's writing this in is because it was said in the middle of the day.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to give the benefit of the doubt. No, literally, stop.
That's so Jewish of us. I know, I know.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 yeah, no, run. Yeah, sorry.
And I'm sorry that you had to sit through that. Yeah, that's not right.
No, it's not. That ain't right.
But I just want to say, what?

Speaker 1 Like, if we're just talking about conspiracy theories, like, I would argue, like, one of the biggest conspiracy theories and the craziest ones out there is like Holocaust denial.

Speaker 1 For sure, but I feel like he could have been like, Well, there is the one that, like, that like that denies the Holocaust, but that one's fucking crazy, like, whatever. People are insane.

Speaker 1 Like, that's one way to put it. But it sounded like he was like citing facts.
Yeah. And like, I don't know much about Holocaust denial other than that it's a group of people who deny the Holocaust.

Speaker 1 And that's because I don't partake in the theory, so I don't know the details, like how they prove that. Right.
Like, what do they say about the tattoos on people's arms?

Speaker 1 Like, what would they say to Mark Schoenwater? Like, or

Speaker 1 so, you know what? You should have him make a donation to the Mark Schoenwater Holocaust Education Foundation and maybe go to one of Mark's talks. That's what I would recommend.
Agreed.

Speaker 1 That's homework. That's what I say to all dear toasters.
Like, no matter what you're going through, make a donation to the Mark Shadow Schoenmatter Holocaust Education Foundation.

Speaker 1 Like, you will feel better. You will feel better about what's going on in your bridal party, what's going on at work.
Like, just make a donation because you know what? It's not that serious.

Speaker 1 And also, you can find somebody else break up with this guy. Yeah.
He's gay. All right.
Our fourth and final is so funny. Okay.
I've been seeing my hairdresser since 2022.

Speaker 1 We usually do two to three appointments a year for color and cut.

Speaker 1 She's never asked me to take pictures of my hair or make any content while I've been there, but she does a ton of Instagram reels and content, and she has a decent following. Am I ugly?

Speaker 1 Does she hate me? Or do I just need to ask?

Speaker 1 Oh, so there's two possibilities. You could be ugly.
Sorry.

Speaker 1 But I don't think that's it because also it's about hair. It's about hair.

Speaker 1 She can easily not show your face. Right.
When, like, a lot of times when I show you, you don't have good hair.

Speaker 1 Or, like, you have great hair. Or,

Speaker 1 or, not you being so negative. Or, I think that

Speaker 1 hairdressers like are

Speaker 1 kind of sensitive about asking. They don't want to, like, what's worse than asking somebody if they can make a reel of your hair and they say no, you know? Right.

Speaker 1 Or they, maybe she just doesn't feel like you guys are that close like that. Like, like that she could ask.
Maybe the people that are on her

Speaker 1 reels are people she knows personally, people she's been doing for 10 years. Or like people like, do they have a following? And is it like in exchange for?

Speaker 1 Or you have three strands of hair. Right, right.
I need to see a picture of your hair.

Speaker 1 It's not about you being ugly because most, a lot of times when I get my hair done and they ask if they can take a picture and I'm not wearing makeup, I say, yes, but please don't show my face.

Speaker 1 And they're like, I wasn't going to anyway. Like they're showing your hair, like from the back.
Because also like they can, it's all from the back. Like they caught a thousand percent.

Speaker 1 You know, so I don't think you're ugly. Don't worry about that.
You might have three strands. Get extensions.
Right. And then maybe make sure you make a reel.

Speaker 1 Or she just feels weird. Maybe she doesn't feel like you're open.
But like,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 But like, should she be like next time, like, oh, by the way, like, if you want to make a video.

Speaker 1 It's just like so awkward. Like,

Speaker 1 she didn't ask. Who cares? So true.
Like, don't even bother. So true.
And, like,

Speaker 1 or if anything, if you really want a reel for you, be like, hey, can we make one and you make it? And then you open up the door. Of course.
Yeah. I guess like it is funny.

Speaker 1 Like, but if I was a hairdresser, I would die if somebody said no. So like, maybe you're really like cautious about who you ask.
Right. Right.

Speaker 1 Like you just like have to know or it like has to come up. Right.
Or it's a person who does social media for a living who like doesn't think it's weird. Right.

Speaker 1 But like regular, regular people like, don't want to be making transitions.

Speaker 1 Exactly. And also like they'll go to

Speaker 1 the line and they're not wearing makeup. Yeah.
I'm just here to give them a fucking haircut. I wouldn't take it personally unless, like, take a good look.

Speaker 1 Like, do, as Jackie says, we always say this with dear toasters, like, do an audit of your hair. Is it ugly? Is it like featurable? Right.

Speaker 1 Or is it not? Maybe if not, go to nutrifall.com. Use code toast.
Truly. Truly.
Satchy. It's been a pleasure.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much for having me.
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M-A-R-G-O-S-H-R-Y. You can follow my adventures.
Every week, it's something new. I don't really know what it is, but you know, it's fun over here.

Speaker 1 And love you. Bye.
Thank you guys so much for listening. Oh, have an amazing Thanksgiving.
Oh, happy Thanksgiving. Thankful for you.
Oh, Sachi, what are you thankful for? Thankful for you.

Speaker 1 No, for real. What are you thankful for? Oh my God.
I'm thankful for Magnolia.

Speaker 1 I'm kidding. I'm thankful for my family.
I'm thankful for my family. Not Magnolia coming first.
No, I'm thankful for Magnolia. I'm thankful for my family.
I'm thankful for my friends.

Speaker 1 I'm thankful for my beautiful life and happy, healthy. I'm thankful for my nibblings.
I'm thankful for it all. What are you thankful for?

Speaker 1 I'm thankful for Hashem. I was just gonna say, I'm thankful to the Lord, first and foremost, as Joey Camasso lovingly put it.
I am thankful to the Lord. The Lord guides me.
I'm thankful to Dr. Fox.

Speaker 1 Yes. I'm thankful to my family, of course.

Speaker 1 My little, my, you know, I have an immediate family now, and then I also have like a family. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm thankful to everyone. I'm thankful to all of our listeners.
We have the most wonderful listeners who just show up every day and

Speaker 1 listen or watch or watch Spotify or YouTube. Thankful to the listeners, really.
Thankful to Jackie, who was such a great business partner, friend, and CEO. She's C-E-O this year.

Speaker 1 Thankful to Ben. Thankful to you.
Thankful to everyone, but mostly the Lord. Mostly the Lord.
Like deadass. I'm not even being serious.
I love the Lord. No, same.

Speaker 1 And I don't know why saying Lord instead of like God or Hashem feels like so non-jewish i know that's why i'm confused why you keep saying when you open up a c door or like a hamash and say lord go to the english transliteration it says lord not translation not translation it says lord yeah so our lord and savior does that still lord and savior is christ

Speaker 1 we don't say savior savior got it but lord just means like lord lord god has lord without the e yeah that's the frizzy haired singer yeah yeah yeah lord drop the e the creator love you yeah he's the original creator he's the og content creator content creator thank you guys so much for listening to the chosen landing Morning Show.

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