The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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good morning millennials welcome back to the toast and happy wednesday that's right it's ha hump day don't forget to hump someone you love and speaking of girlies that i love i could never forget I could never forget to hump someone that I love.

Last name Folet, first name Jacqueline.

Hey, Turtaloo.

Happy Wednesday, our third to last show of the week, but who's counting?

It's unfortunate that we are pen pals today because you can't see my outfit.

Because if you could see my outfit, you would be gooped and gagged.

You would seriously be in shock.

And I know, like, you see the top half of me.

So you're like,

Claudia, I'm wearing wide-leg blue jeans.

You're kidding.

I'm wearing wide-leg blue jeans because we have this like new sponsor of our and they their jeans like weirdly

aren't too long on me.

They like fit and they're like really cozy.

And it's the most ordinary outfit, but on the extraordinary.

It's so extraordinary.

When I walked into the kitchen, Zach Straw hit the floor.

Claudia, he gave me a hug.

He like, I think like, oh my God.

He couldn't get over it.

He's like, you just look like so cute.

Oh, my God.

I just need to see.

You need to wear those jeans when I'm with you next.

I give off different energy.

I'm going to post like a perfect all-American girl.

He literally, and by the way, like I walk, I'm always wearing something.

He never really, like, you know, stops.

I could get a haircut.

He wouldn't really know.

And he was gooped and gagged.

Shabbats in a pair of blue jeans is goop worthy and gag worthy, honestly.

And they're like light wash.

I'm shocked.

It's shocking.

I'll post a picture to my Instagram story, but I just need to set the scene.

Like, if I am giving off different energy today, it's because I'm just an ordinary girl.

Sometimes I'm lazy.

I get bored.

If I'm giving off different energy, it's because I was up all night being tortured by my husband.

Have you ever been there before?

No.

I was up all night as well.

We should have texted.

Yeah.

And by up all night, I mean, like these days, that's 10.45,

which is so late for me.

So late for me.

But let me tell you, let me set the scene, okay?

My last call of the day was 6 to 7.30.

Yeah, that's right.

Just a board meeting with the fellow board members of the Mark Schoenwetter Holocaust Education Foundation.

We've got some big end-of-year plans.

And if anybody listening is particularly wealthy and wants to donate about $10,000 or more

for a donation match, feel free to reach out to me.

But that's not the point.

So me and Ben had this plan.

I'm like, okay, so we'll have dinner together at 7:30.

Ben was done working.

He went to the kosher grocery.

He was making my favorite.

We call it chicken rocks.

It's chicken stir-fry and rice.

So I would say it's about seven o'clock.

We're almost done with the call.

I hear Ben in the kitchen, you know, doing stuff.

Turdy's getting hungry.

I am really hungry, but I knew it was because of my call, like I knew he'd be eating late.

I preemptively had like an apple and a bag of baked lace at like 5:30.

So he comes in and he's like, oh, I cut my finger.

And I'm like,

cool.

Like, you do that all the time.

I've cut my finger.

Like, it's so annoying.

It doesn't stop bleeding, but like, get over it.

Get back to work.

I'm starving.

And he was like being dramatic about it.

And he leaves.

And then at 7.15, he comes back and he's like, I think I need to go to the hospital.

And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

He's like, yeah, I called Jacob, who's our doctor, whom we love.

And he said, I need to go to the emergency room and that I absolutely need a tennis shot.

And so I had to really briefly, you know, wrap up with Mark.

I'm like, I'm so sorry.

There's actually a medical emergency in my home.

Like my first board meeting, and I'm leaving 15 minutes early because my husband slices his finger open.

Like I'm humiliated.

And I'm annoyed because I'm so hungry.

I'm like, I'm so sorry.

My husband just slip his finger open.

Like, gotta go.

And they're like, what?

I'm like, I'll tell you later.

So I hang up and Ben's like, so mad that I'm not being more like.

caring.

I'm so hungry.

Like, it's all I can think about.

He's like, well, the chicken is done.

I'm like, what about the rice?

He's like, no, I didn't even get started on the the rice.

I'm like, you didn't get started on the rice.

It was ever a question of whether I was going to the hospital with him.

Like, I'm seriously not about to walk into like an infectious disease center as a pregnant person.

So shout out to Bruce, Ben's dad, for meeting him there.

But Ben was like clearly so annoyed with me.

He was really looking for like care and concern.

And I was just like, so

blinded by my own hunger.

And I really was annoyed.

Like, I was so looking forward to this call being over and having like a nice dinner.

I hadn't seen Ben all day, like, catching up.

No, he had to go and slice his fucking finger open.

And then Ben's dad called me like an hour later in the hospital.

Like, turns out Ben literally cut off a piece of his finger.

A piece of his finger is in my garbage right now.

Did you see the wound at any point?

No, I was, I'm, I'm, I'm not even like a particularly queasy person, but these days I'm so easily queasy.

I said, get away from me.

I'm describing it.

You said Ben cut off a piece of his finger.

It's in our garbage.

Jackie, I saw the bloody napkin and like that actually made, and I'm still, and I'm laying down in bed and I felt like dizzy.

I said,

get out, go.

And then when Bruce called me, he's like, no, they said, it's a part of the finger that allegedly grows back.

I didn't know what a reminder it is.

Like, I didn't even know we did that as humans.

As long as it doesn't hit the bone.

It's actually 50-50 if it grows back.

But Ben's like a young...

I feel sick when you say hit the bone.

That's where I hit my limit.

So he was gone.

And they, I don't know what they did, but he was not stopped complaining when he got home about like how they had to get it.

It would not stop bleeding.

This nurse spent 30 minutes bandaging it up only for it to completely soak in blood and she had to start over.

What about stitches?

It's not a part of, it's like, it's not stitched.

There's nothing to stitch together.

Yeah.

So they just needed it to stop bleeding.

It would not stop bleeding.

Whatever.

He comes back.

He has like the biggest bulb thing on his thumb.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

He did not stop complaining.

And I said, I really was not trying to make everything about myself.

Like you cut your finger.

Like I'm still pregnant.

Like my ailments are more important.

And he comes in from the hospital and he like wants to sit on the bed.

And I'm not even like so crazy.

Not in your hospital.

I know.

I'm not someone who's like outside clothes on the couch.

Like i'm not like i'm like don't get in the bed in your outside clothes but you could sit i said get in the shower are you you've just come from the hospital and he's like i'm not supposed to shower like

shower like this he did he literally did with his thumb out yeah he hitchhiked in the shower you cannot sit on the bed in your hospital clothes absolutely not pregnant or not pregnant honestly um so he was just like slow moving then he finally got his dinner at like 9 30 and then he was like up and he was talking and the thumb thumb was throbbing and he had to put a pillow under his elbow like it was just like i'm sympathetic for sure because he really did cut it.

But like, oh my God, can I have, can I have like one moment, you know, of peace?

No, I love cooking, but like that fear now, and I nick my fingers all the time.

And it's like, it's not good, but nothing ever, that I ever considered like going to the hospital for.

Like, I don't know, like, not to make it about me.

I don't know how I'm going to get back in the kitchen after that.

I know, I know.

Especially like Ben's a pro.

And Ben is an expert chopper.

He was.

He's got knife skills.

He said he was like rushing.

He was just distracted.

Like he was so mad at him.

He tried to make it your fault, by the way.

That's him making it your fault.

You were rushing him.

I didn't want to start a fight.

But when he got home, he was like so mad at himself.

And he was like, I was just like rushing because you were hungry.

And I'm like, I had an hour and a half call.

You walk it back.

Yeah.

Let's walk back.

You had 90 minutes to make like a weeknight dinner.

Rachel Ray does it in 30.

Like, what?

Well, she's on like drugs.

And that's so true.

I was not trying to like start a fight with this patient, but he was.

clearly like trying to blame me.

It was actually really crazy of him, but I just was being like supportive because like I really wasn't supportive when the wound was open.

So let me ask you, like when Ben left, like, did you make yourself rice and sit down for dinner?

The chicken was warm.

Of course I did.

It was so good too.

And I texted Ben.

I'm like, I don't know if this makes you feel better or worse.

Like it's your best batch yet.

And I just, I did the microwave rice.

Ben would have done it on the stove of the basmati.

It would have been better.

I did like success boil in a bag, whatever.

I suffered.

And it was literally one of the best dinners I've ever had.

So like, I actually didn't even care.

I was so hungry.

Like, I honestly, I feel so bad for him.

He is in like out of swords.

Yes, he said he thinks that the Lord is speaking to him in some sort of way because ever since Friday, like nothing has gone his way.

Like little things, big things.

He thinks he's not a lesson.

He's not trying to say.

A lesson of what?

He thinks the Lord is speaking to him and telling him to slow down.

Well, I think that's true.

I think like Ben needs to sit down, take a couple deep breaths, space out his schedule a little bit.

Yeah.

For like the rest of the week and just.

No, and he's so mad.

He has two big cooking collabs tomorrow and Friday, like huge names in the industry.

But he's kind of out of the game.

Well, without a thumb.

One of them is baking.

So I said, I don't think that it's a big deal.

It's his left thumb, too.

So I think, I said, but the baking one, I think you're okay.

Then the other one,

I don't know if he's going to be mad at me for spoiling this, but what the fuck.

It's Wishbone Kitchen.

Like he's been trying to get her on the schedule for months, finally nailed her down.

But I said, she went to culinary school.

Like, she should be doing the chopping anyway.

Like, just let her prep and like you'll be the talent.

Wish didn't hit the bone kitchen.

Yeah.

So he's

pretty exciting.

That's exciting for the community.

Oh, speaking of the community, I know that you recorded Good Guys yesterday, and I happened to have been in the room for like 30 seconds.

No, actually, like the first seven minutes I was in the room before like Ben's laugh was bothering me so much I had to leave.

Like he was laughing so loud.

Something about the reverb in this room.

Did you feel it too?

Like did it go to like the center of your brain when he laughs so loud?

So

I did hear a little bit of the good guys chatter.

I know that the episode is being released tomorrow.

I heard quite a bit being said about me.

And then when Ben got home, he said, like, you're going to love the episode, Turdy.

Like we talked about you the whole time.

So anything you want to share?

Like what, what you guys said?

Well, it made me realize because Josh asked me like, what I'm most excited for, like in your pregnancy and like, oh, not him making my pregnancy about you.

Okay.

Well, you know, you just need to find an angle, right?

But I'm actually glad he did because I had to think about the question.

And I think my answer was really beautiful.

Oh, let's hear it.

Oh, should I wait till I hear the episode?

No, just because I know you're not going to listen to it.

And like a lot of it, the other stuff we talk about is like all, you know you already know yeah um but what I said was I'm really excited to like see how you do motherhood so that I can learn from you like and be inspired by you because you're so like I'm always learning from you every day like in business and in life and like that's something like I can you know take a cue from you when I get to see how you do it because you're gonna be so fantastic oh my god are you trying to make me cry that is literally so nice because you know like all I do is learn from you like I just copy everything you do and she's gonna learn from me oh my god now like the pressure's on to be the best mom I could possibly be.

Jackie's watching.

And I'm, I'm also.

Jackie's taking notes.

I'm also excited to like ride your motherhood coattails because like you're such a fun person.

You're going to plan such fun things and like just have fun, engaging stuff going on.

And I could just like, the way you say, like, you're bringing my kids to my house for my daycare and enrichment program, like I'm doing the same for you, bitch.

You know, it's like weekdays at Jackie's house, weekends at Turney's house.

At Coacher's.

Yeah.

And that works for me, that balance, two days a week.

Yeah.

So it was actually a really nice conversation.

And

we had a ball.

So that will be out tomorrow, but maybe save it for not to like, you know, ruin their download flow, but save it for next week when we're off.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So we have a

Friday is our last regular season seven.

We'll call it that.

Sure.

Episode of the year.

We're taking like two to three weeks off for Christmas, but have no fear.

If you're looking for us, like there is both subscriber and free content everywhere.

Jackie on good guys.

I just did my episode of the Glee podcast.

Patreon.com.

The redheads.

The redheads.

Patreon.com slash the toast.

Like there's an infinite amount of content that was just released and that will be continued to be released throughout the end of the year that you will not be without us.

Don't worry.

We're putting in the work so that we can take the time off.

Well, yes, the rest of the day yesterday, if you felt like you guys out there like on Instagram and Claudia on FaceTime, if you felt like you didn't hear from me, it was because I was working all day yesterday vlogging and I'm working on like the most exciting vlog and piece of content I've ever done.

So not to like tease it too much, but I'm just going to leave it at that because I don't want you guys to be like sick of it.

Let's leave it at two words, okay?

Jai Pennington.

Let's leave it at Jai Pennington.

You had me at Jai Pennington.

So I'm very, I was literally up until the wee hours last night working on this.

And then Charlie woke up.

So it was like, I guess it's kind of good that I didn't go to sleep because I would have had been like woken up.

He's going through a sleep regression.

That's just what we'll call it, you know?

He's just been.

No, like when they, when they're not sleeping well, like then I'm googling like 15 month sleep regression.

And they're like, yeah, that's one.

I'm like, okay, is there 16 month sleep regression?

And actually, AI Gemini said, though there's not a typical 16 month sleep regression so it actually made me feel more validated but yes we are going through a sleep regression right now which is very hard like wakeups in the night that need tending to and 5 a.m wakeups yikes that's bad it's it's really not that my sleep is so great but it's better than that However, it got me up early enough today to realize that I didn't watch Real House Eyes of Beverly Hills last night because I was so busy working Jai Pennington style, but I had all the time in the world this morning to do it.

So we're not caught up.

We are going to talk about the Real House size of Beverly Hills in an official TV recap at the end of the show.

But let me just say this, like,

I don't even know what I'm, and it's going to be a silent recap.

I have nothing to share.

It was like the most boring piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

That's how we felt about last week.

And this week, I just have a really strong feeling that I want to share.

And I know people aren't going to like what I have to say, which is that I stand with Darit.

And anyone who is in her way right now, you are in my way.

Anyone who is at her wings, I'm with you.

So like Erica's such a good friend.

That moment where Sutton was like trying to be a good person was actually really, really sweet.

And then later on the bus, like we'll dig into that because that was kind of just a misunderstanding.

But like, I am with Darit.

Get out of our way.

I don't think that's so crazy.

I feel the exact same way.

Like I'm automatically on her side.

And also like she's always been one of my favorites, but sometimes my faves error and I have to contend with that.

But like, I really like, I don't consider myself like an empath because I'm not an annoying person, but like I really feel for her through the screen.

I feel like I look at her and I feel tired.

I feel worn down.

I feel angry and I feel like

just on edge.

And like, everyone, fuck off.

Oh, you said something my way?

I under, like, when she flies at them, like, I feel it.

Okay, let's not weigh too heavily into the recap since there's not that much to talk about.

And we're like, and I'm like, talking about it,

and you're done already.

So we'll be doing that in the TV recap if you are looking for that.

And how are the stories today?

They're good.

G-F-A-W.

Good

for a Wednesday.

Yep.

Love that.

Gaffa, our favorite word.

Gaffa.

That's what it means.

Time to let me know.

Anything else I need to catch you guys up on?

Just like, yeah, that whole Ben thing kind of like ruined my night.

And that's like all I have to share.

And like, otherwise, how was the board meeting?

What did you guys do?

It was actually, so it was my first board meeting ever, but also with this group.

So it was kind of like an intro, everybody introducing themselves, then me introducing myself.

And it was legit.

Like we were going through budget.

They run like a legit operation and they're like, every time they wanted to do something, they're like, motion to the, and we all, nobody told me.

I was like, I, I literally was like, nay, I literally didn't know what to say.

It was really legit.

So anybody want to second that motion?

And then nobody seconded.

And I was like, I'll do it.

Like a little lost, but there was a big section about like social media and I had a lot of ideas for the Mark Schoenminer Holocaust Education Foundation social media strategy.

So I was excited to contribute.

And you're looking for $10,000?

Well, I'm looking for a lot of money, to be clear.

Like that's not a cap.

If you have more than 10 grand to give, like give it to me.

But the end of year is a big time for fundraising because people like are doing their annual finances.

They love a write-off.

And so they happen to get like a, like a decent amount of donations at the end of the year.

So they're looking for somebody to donate like a big amount, $10,000 and up, as a match.

So they're going to raise $10,000 and this person will match it with their $10,000.

Do you know what I mean?

Let's do it.

I'll go in half with you.

Oh, okay, done.

But I still want to raise from other people.

Because, by the way, the worst.

No, no, Jackie, that was my thing on the board call.

They were like, well, we need money for this and that.

I'm like, I'll do it.

I'll write a check.

Like, I'll do it.

But that's like not how it's supposed to be.

But yes, I agree.

The toast will be making a sizable end of your donation.

I'm not worried about that.

But like, the whole point is like, get out in the community.

Not be button the whole thing yourself.

Totally, but let's, let's do it.

We have to do it.

Of course.

And you want to give back at this time of year because like things can really get like so superficial and materialistic.

And like

you like for your soul you have to give back let me tell the board that'll be so

the toast so i'd be proud to do that some worthy cause

for the matching

the other thing i wanted to say was um

oh and i learned like i know i've always known what the foundation does they basically give grants so if you're like a public school teacher or a teacher at a school that doesn't have a holocaust education curriculum you can apply for a grant and they will get you money curriculum curriculum, books, trips, speakers, whatever it is.

And

this year they have reached 75,000 students in 39 different states.

And a lot of states for the first time they have reached like Alabama and Alaska this year.

The Mark Schoenmer Holocaust Education Foundation was giving grants in Alabama and Alaska.

So it's like very worthy.

Like every dollar goes, you know?

And I like that we're like, we, we're like this small foundation because I don't know, sometimes you give to the Red Cross and it's like, oh, okay, who's buying a Chanel bag with this, you know?

No, and then you see the numbers of like like, how much of your $1 goes towards admin?

And it's like more than 50%.

That goes towards the admin and the paying people and, you know, the Chanel bags.

Yeah.

And how much actually goes to the people on the ground?

Not, not that much.

That would never happen to the Mark Shatter Holocaust Education Foundation.

Let me tell you, that Excel spreadsheet with like profits, losses, budgets, I was like shook.

Also, you want to hear the craziest thing?

Something I learned on my.

board call last night.

I was looking at the budget and it was like money raised from all these different platforms and Meta was one of them.

I don't know what compelled me to ask because like that's Instagram and Facebook.

I'm like, when you raise money for a charity on Meta, do they take a cut?

Like, is there a fee?

And she actually told me, um, like it started, I think, last year that yes, there is.

I thought that was fucking disgraceful.

That's so fucking crazy.

GoFundMe, like all those.

So I said, is there another platform we could use?

GoFundMe doesn't take a fee.

Yes.

I said, is there another platform we could use?

She's like, everybody takes something.

And Meta is so convenient and so easy to donate that you're raising more money there anyways.

So the fee like gets technically covered, but it's fucking disgraceful.

That's so crazy.

Mark Zuckerberg, not my time time person of the year.

I thought GoFundMe is free.

It's free to use, but when you withdraw, there's like a user fee.

I mean, they need to like

maintain it.

That's why they have their, like, when you make a donation, you can also add a little bit for GoFundMe.

I don't know if that covers like keeping the lights on, but like Meta is a full business.

This charity is not their business.

Right.

GoFundMe is their business.

Like, I kind of understand why they have to.

You're a billion, billion, billion dollar company.

This charity thing is going to be.

This is supposed to be your charitable component and you're still making it for profit.

Isn't that disgusting?

That's really crazy.

I am over here as a board member, like

exposing the corruption within the philanthropic community because there's quite a bit.

There's so much.

There is.

There's so much.

It's so crazy.

I have like a lot of big plans for the Mark Shawn Rutter Hollows Education Foundation and a lot of them are hinged on me getting in contact with Mike Bloomberg.

So if anybody knows Mike Bloomberg, please send him my way.

He's extremely philanthropic and like I just feel like the money that I need is like pennies to him.

No, 100%.

And

he does like a lot of cause, like a juicy.

I guess we really, there's really not a direct line.

I can't think of one.

Me neither.

I almost messaged him on Instagram and I'm like, okay, calm down.

You have been to one board meeting.

But it was a powerful meeting.

And then Ben lost a finger.

So that was what happened to me.

Like making change, losing fingers.

Big night at the soffer household.

Huge.

So now I think without further ado, get into the stories, get into the TV recap, have a little bit of fun.

Without further ado, ado-to-do-do-do.

Here are the past five stories that you need to know.

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What

can I

say?

Our first story, some crazy news, actually.

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Olivia Ponton

called in

I'm sad.

I'm sad.

My boyfriend.

My boyfriend.

She called in the burglary at NFL star Joe Burrow's house.

Your burglary?

Burglary.

At Joe Burrow's house amid dating rumors.

So Joe Burrows' house was recently burglarized.

And TMZ has obtained the police report, which states that Olivia Ponton, who is a sports illustrated swimsuit model and

that she was involved in alerting authorities that...

his home had been broken into in Cincinnati.

And he was away at a football game in Dallas playing the Cowboys.

And so the police.

So either they're dating or she was squatting.

Like.

Well, here's the information from the police report.

She spoke to officers at around 8.15 p.m.

The influencer reportedly told cops that when she pulled up to his house, she noticed a shattered bedroom window and the room ransacked.

So she called her mom, who then called the police.

In a recording of the call obtained by TMZ, her mom told the dispatcher, Olivia is wondering what she should do, if she should be hiding, or if she should be going inside.

In a separate call, Olivia reportedly added, quote, someone broke into my house.

It's like completely messed up.

The police report states that when officers arrive, she told them she's employed by the athlete and then provided a non-detailed itemization of what items were possibly missing from the property.

So so many conflicting things here.

One, she said someone broke into my house.

Then she says she's employed by him.

And then she knows everything that's missing in the room.

Yeah, okay, well, yeah.

Her saying someone broke into my house.

Actually, I don't think that that's that crazy.

Like if you're on the phone, you don't have to explain, I'm staying at this guy's house.

Like you just say my house.

Like, I don't actually, I don't know what it is either.

Like we're just kind of defining the relationship.

Like I, I think that's completely fine.

But saying that you're employed by him, that's where I think it's weird.

And then yes, having an itemized list of things like, are you the housekeeper?

Are you the girlfriend?

Like it both would know.

And you said you were employed.

Now, let me tell you why this upsets me.

Because it's hard to see other people living your dreams.

One.

Two, but like one of the things I actually really always liked about Joe Burrow was that he was this hotshot football player, like biggest name in the draft, like got this huge huge contract.

Like he's still really good.

And he always, like, he never waded into like relationships, public relationships.

Like he was always with his high school sweetheart.

And she doesn't have social media.

They're like notoriously private.

We know very little about them.

But I think we all just assume that like they were together and her Olivia Ponton.

Also, I think the high school sweetheart's name is Olivia as well.

Yeah, that's what I saw.

So that this makes me like a little sad.

Like it was, you know, you can only hold on to that innocence for so long, of course, but like, look at Patrick Mahomes, you know, he became a big hotshot.

He didn't leave his high school girlfriend, you know?

Okay, yes.

But let me ask you a logistical question.

Because like, say you break up, you become a big star, you're with your high school girlfriend, but like you break up for normal reasons, not because you're a big star.

Like, you know, you didn't, you weren't ruined, but like a lot of people break up with their high school sweetheart years into the relationship.

So like that happens.

And then like, where else does Joe Burrow meet someone?

He can't even, he couldn't even meet another regular degler, really, if he wanted to.

No, no, for sure.

And I wasn't suggesting that like after the high school sweetheart, he dates another regular.

People with regular fetishes, I also think are a little strange.

I just wish you never broke up at the OG.

I know, but like people break up, they grow apart.

It's really hard to grow together with your high school sweetheart.

It is, but like if you're now in your 20s and you're like, you're grown.

Do you know what I mean?

Like if you're breaking up now, it's because you're a celebrity.

Oh, you think so?

Yeah.

Not because like she has dreams and hopes and she's changed.

I don't think she has dreams.

She's not the girl that she used to be.

No.

You don't think she has dreams?

No, I I think she has no hopes for her life.

Like, what if like he has to be in Cincinnati and like she had like dreams of living by the water?

Columbus.

Yeah.

You work it out.

Like that's just any relationship.

Two different people merging lives have like different

ideas for the future.

But sometimes love doesn't conquer all.

Yeah, but

I'd like to say that.

What if her family didn't like him?

Well, they didn't like him in high school either, but they were able to look past it.

Like, I think if you're breaking up at this point, like, it's

it's questionable.

I understand.

Well, I didn't know about the high school sweetheart.

I just see like a gorgeous girl and a very

successful handsome.

Like, I'm sorry, Jackie.

He's 28.

Okay.

And Ponton is 22.

No, who cares?

I'm saying you've been with your high school sweetheart.

You're 28.

Like, nothing's changed now.

It would have changed four or five years ago.

Okay, that's fair.

Thank you.

Well, I was only going to be like really excited, aside from the burglary, which is really terrible.

And I hope they catch the people who did it

and justice is served and I know the boys who did it and we get harsher punishments for parole violators 1000%

barring all that like I really ship

oh you do I haven't how does the internet does the internet ship I think everybody's in a state of panic and confusion because like this is seriously the craziest way for us to find out

and then like her lies are they're making me giggle a little bit like I wonder if she's thinking like police

reports become public information.

What's the best thing?

People think I work here.

Like, I need to know why she said she was employed by him.

Like, that, because the only person who, seriously, would be staying at your house when you're not there that you employ like is a housekeeper.

Yeah.

No, I need to know why she said she was employed by him.

Maybe they're like working on a big project or something.

And now they, if they weren't, they need to start one.

Yeah.

Like,

Ponton Borough law offices.

Because also,

you don't want like you don't want to get the reputation that you lied to the police like as for like i don't want to be so true it's literally a crime it's probably yeah that's like a bad look yeah so i also am holding space for the idea that like maybe some of the the police report wouldn't be incorrect i don't know that something's like getting lost in translation i'm holding space

yeah i'm not i think she like panicked and lied like she's a young girl panicked about what that she's at her boyfriend's house no that like talking to the police is fucking scary like and you're also not at home and like you're on the phone with your mom freaking out and like you also have this new hot boyfriend who like their their trauma.

Like, no, I actually feel, I feel the lies.

I just like want to know how she came up with that one.

Like, she didn't do anything wrong.

Like, just don't lie to the police.

It's just like a

scary to be like

interviewed by the police, even if you did nothing wrong.

People like randomly lie all the time to the police because they're like nervous.

Okay.

That's true.

Yeah.

But like.

Have you ever like spoken to the police in like an investigatory way?

No.

But I have like, I just had a really crazy thought i have by the way you guys know oh right we're right it because of the car chase

the bank robbery the bank robbery i had a really i just had a really crazy thought

she was the robber the like because now like maybe she wanted to like get the relationship more serious have people know maybe he's been like hiding her because of the high school sweetheart and like Now it's out there.

She's Juicy Smiley the whole thing.

That's how she was able to tell them what was missing.

She pulled to Jesse.

That's so true.

I love that.

And now we're talking about, even if like it doesn't work out, like she now is, has the clout of having dated literally the guy everyone wants to date.

Yeah.

Worth it.

Yeah.

And like, you know, it's a great way to get your man serious.

It's also a great way to get your name out there.

Like, because it is having a relationship.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because otherwise, like, she's staying at his house when he's away at a football game.

Like, that's legit.

Oh, that's not a booty call.

There's no booty.

That's a relationship.

Yeah.

I do like it.

How old is she?

22.

Damn.

What was I doing when I was 22?

Not this.

No.

Not this.

Certainly not.

Well, anyway, she might be young.

I do.

I hope they catch the boys who did it.

Unless it was a woman.

Not Olivia.

She deserved it.

And no, I don't think that she did it.

This girl seems like a nice girl.

I don't know her.

Yeah, no, I don't think.

Maybe it was the other Olivia.

She said, I hear there's a hooker at Joe's house.

Let's go get her.

But they find that she's not home, so they just stage it as a burglary.

Yeah.

That's totally what happened, by the way.

There's just like, there's a lot here.

There's a lot to unpack, yeah.

And hopefully, we'll just continue to, we'll see if she starts going to games, like it's over.

She starts repping like Bengals jerseys.

Who's a Bengals fan?

Nobody, unless you're dating Joe Burrow.

Like.

Are you ready for our next story?

Actually, a lot of us are Bengals fans, Claudia.

Oh, I'm going back to that Super Bowl.

Detroit.

No, they were in the Super Bowl a few years ago, the year that I gave birth.

Yeah.

Bengals versus

Laura.

Bengals versus Cheapsie.

Bengals versus Laura.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

Because I have the poster and I know the tiger.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So yeah, they're really good.

They're really good.

Yeah.

No, I was like making a joke and like some of these football fans, like the Detroit Lions fans, like I get that you have like a compelling story, but like, it's football.

Like, calm down.

Save it for someone who cares.

Yeah, like, seriously, don't even bother leaving a comment like i don't care

are you ready for our next story i know you're not you don't give a shit but like it is our journalistic duty to report this what megan fox has dumped machine gun kelly after she found text messages from other women in his phone i actually i don't care you're 100 right but i wanted to i i wanted to make it a story so that i can say like not only do i not care but i haven't cared for a really long time and at one point in my life, like for the sake of my job, like I was pretending to care about these two, honestly.

And

I like actually like hate them.

Okay.

So I'm glad you brought it up.

I think we knew that.

But for those who do care, Megan Fox, who is pregnant, by the way, is done with Machine Gun Kelly.

This would not be a story on the toast if she was.

If she wasn't pregnant.

I know.

And like, what?

Was there done every other day?

But she's now done with him again after discovering he was talking to other women behind her back.

A source exclusively tells page six.

When they they went away for the Thanksgiving holiday,

she became suspicious and decided to go through his phone.

She found text messages involving other women and decided she was done.

I just, and I know this happens like not in Hollywood, but I feel like it happens in Hollywood a lot, like the breaking up of families like for no fucking reason.

Like, Machine Gukelli, like you're a piece of shit philanderer.

That's fine.

What are you doing getting girls pregnant?

Like stop.

No, but like, why can't you just stop?

texting bitches like you're dating Megan Fox.

I think like by the way, some people can't.

That's fine.

But like know thyself.

Don't get your girlfriend pregnant and like let her think you're about to start a family.

And now the baby comes from a broken home before it's even born.

Yeah.

No, but I just like don't understand why like Megan Fox is just not enough woman for you.

Yeah.

Well, this is like the same thing with the Barry Kyogan Serena Carpenter thing.

Like if the only small, very supple silver lining here is like, if you're watching this and you've ever been cheated on, like.

Even Megan Fox gets cheated on.

Like it's not a you thing and you can feel proud.

Like you're actually a part of an elite group.

Yeah, no, but not even that.

Like what's just with these men that like she's so obviously so beautiful, but she's also like very dynamic and they obviously connect.

Like what's fucking missing that you need to go texting random girls?

Like, I just don't understand why that's not enough for you.

Like what's something is missing within you.

1000%.

And like it's actually a mental illness when these guys are like, I just can't commit.

Like I just can't monogamy.

And they can't.

Literally, why?

How busy are you?

Don't you have a job?

How many people can you fuck in one day?

It's just like it's so empty.

There's nothing there.

Like texting girls or like meeting up with girls for like a hookup.

Like there's nothing there.

Why can't you stop that?

I don't understand.

I understand.

Yeah.

What's missing in your life?

What are you running from?

And what do you get?

You don't gain anything from something like that.

No, not at all.

You lose a family.

You lose.

You have everything to lose.

Stupid idiot.

Stupid idiot.

Like, seriously.

I know this happens like with regular people too, but like seeing it happen to celebrities.

It's like, how dumb are you?

Yeah, I'm really rooting for her.

And she's so strong.

Like, I don't know her, but she just seems like a strong person, strong in herself.

And whatever she, like, if she goes this alone, she'll be okay.

If she's with him, she'll, they'll figure it out.

But, like, I,

it's like, I feel like I don't worry about her.

You know what I mean?

No, she's tough.

She's tough.

But that doesn't mean like she should have to go through hard things because you're tough.

Do you know what I mean?

No, 100%.

And her ex-man, Bag,

is still going strong, right?

With Sharna.

Sharna Sharner.

Sharna Burge.

Yeah.

That's nice for them.

Cause I feel like like they were like the losing team for a while.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like the two loser exes.

By the way, did you see that TJ Holmes and Amy Roback's exes are dating?

No.

They just did their red carpet debut.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, I saw that happen over the weekend.

And I was like, did I know this?

I didn't know if I knew that their exes.

I feel like we knew this because, and we talked about it because we were saying how, like, if A equals B and B equals C and C equals D, then A equals B.

By the transitive property, if you liked Amy Roeback, you should like who Amy Roback liked.

Right.

If you like someone who likes Amy Roback, then you should like someone who likes Amy Roback.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They attended an event together.

They looked like happy.

It's one of my favorite things.

It's very Shania Twain when her husband.

When her husband left her for her best friend, she ended up marrying and she's still married to her husband, her ex-best friend's husband, ex-husband, her current husband.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love that.

Wife swap.

It's like, you know what?

No harm, no foul.

Like, let's just call it even.

Yeah.

And like, thanks for, you know, the matchmaking.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a great way to meet people is to like look at your ex-partner's new partner's ex yeah I think a lot of the times when there's infidelity one of the people in the infidelity like isn't married that's like what makes it hard yeah it's like they don't they're not leaving anyone behind for you oh I hate when that happens

you know

don't forget but when it does work out shan I twain Amy Roback like I love it yeah Are you ready for our next story?

Also makes it easy on kids, right?

Yes.

easier because then there's not all these like

uh i guess because they're like step siblings with each other they're going into the same homes like but they didn't know each other before i guess maybe

maybe not i don't know it's actually the same exact thing for the kids it's a new new daddy and a new house you can spend time with okay except you would only have to worry about like one blended family not one on each side Oh, that's true.

It's actually like a beautiful polygamist family.

That's true.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Next, Time magazine, while we wait for person of the year, they have announced their athlete of the year, and it is

Caitlin Clark.

The WNBA star has been announced as Time Magazine's 2024 Athlete of the Year on Tuesday with a flashy photo shoot to accompany the article that has fans suggesting she branch out in her career.

She's showing abs.

She's giving quotes.

She's, you know, she's balling, as they say.

I guess this makes sense why yesterday we were saying Simone Biles should have been on the shortlist for Time Person of the Year.

I guess there's a separate list for athletes, and Simone would have been considered for this one.

Oh, okay, that's fair.

But then Caitlin Clark also could have been considered for a person.

Like, will there ever be an athlete who's a big enough athlete that they could be on the person list?

Yes, 1,000%.

And Simone Biles could have, I think Caitlin Clark is a little too national.

Time magazine's person of the year is like a global thing.

And between the Olympics, like as an athlete, that's kind of like the only global stage, I think, for, unless you're like World Cup, kind of.

So I actually don't think Caitlin Clark would have even been on the the shortlist for Time Person of the Year.

I just, I think it's like too American.

Yes.

However, Caitlin could have.

I think this is a fantastic choice.

And even knowing that like Simone, if she was on the short list, she also would have been a really good choice.

However, she's a good choice most years.

And this was really Caitlin Clark's year.

Like she changed sports, the shoes, the girls, the whole shoes.

She has also like acted the entire time.

with such grace, like a true role model for young women.

I think that there's been a lot of things thrown thrown at her.

People like love to come at her for different things.

And they love to say like the WMA is having a moment, not only because of Caitlin Clark.

It's like, okay, keep telling yourself that.

No, but also, do you see those videos of her like getting like beat up on the court?

Like the way that other players treat her?

There are a lot of politics in

within the

league when it comes to Caitlin Clark.

And yes, she has like a couple of rivals within the league who are like haters of hers and who end up like, you know, fouling and things like that.

A lot of people like to pit her and Angel Reese against each other, but they're actually like they, Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark, because they're like the same grade, kind of, they graduated from the NCAA together, even though I think they're different ages.

They have like a mutual respect for one another.

There are players that do not like Caitlin Clark and the attention that she gets.

And I don't think that they like that like the league is like Caitlin's league, you know?

Angel Reese isn't one of them.

I feel like she gets a bad rap when it comes to Caitlin Clark.

And I actually think that like her, the two of them are like formidable opponents who really respect one another.

Yes.

Also, in this interview, she talks about Angel Reese briefly and like was super nice and that they have have a good relationship.

Yeah, I think that like I think the Angel Reese stuff is like a lot of media like pitting two successful women against one another because in any other time like Angel Reese was that bitch like LSU and she would have been the one we were all talking about.

But it's kind of like, you know, what's that movie?

Secretariat.

And what was the other horse?

Oh.

With an S.

We have to.

We have to figure it out.

Hold on.

The year Secretariat won the Triple Crown.

Like, obviously, Secretariat was like this out of world.

Like, this is the most insane horse you ever met.

But his like rival during that time, during Sham.

Sham, Sham was his rival who was all like,

any other time, lost every race, but was one of the most extraordinary horses.

Like two things can be true.

Angel Reese is sham.

Like, so if it were any other year, Sham and Angel Reese would be like, you know, the princess at the ball.

It would have been Angel's year.

So I think that like naturally they pit the two and they played each other a lot in college and now they play each other a lot in the NCAA.

But I think it's all good.

I think a lot of, excuse me, I think a lot of it is like, and I just want to say, like, I don't think the WNBA needs a a different name.

Like, the NBA.

There's not the M-NBA.

Interesting.

So you think it should be called the NBA?

Yeah.

Which game did you watch?

Oh, I watched the women's game.

Like, I don't know why it needs a special name.

Like, we're like so special.

Do you know what I mean?

That's actually like a really radical take.

Like, are you going to be able to do that?

Oh, is it?

And then you're brisker next.

Oh, yeah, fine.

Like, I actually don't like.

That's how I also felt like when I used to shop plus size, like how we had to have like a special name and a special section.

Like, just put it with the clothes.

Like, I just want to be with everyone else.

Well, that is weird just put it like because

also you'll be shopping for something and it goes up to like one X and you're like oh they don't have my size but then like over yonder on a different floor same shirt in a two X

yeah that's just like not it's a logical good logistical maneuvering yeah maybe I'm a radical feminist I think it should be called the NBA like I can't tell if that's like super radically feminist or like no I actually don't think it is I'm such a simple person like like the I hate when like you're this is my philosophy when it comes like being a woman or being being anything.

Like, I hate to feel like a handout.

Do you know what I mean?

And getting a special league name, like, we're doing the same thing.

It's the national, we're playing basketball nationally.

Well, do you think there should just be one league for men and women, the best of the best?

I actually think that like if there was, I don't, by the way, because I don't think like men should be shoving women on the court.

No.

But I think that, I think that like.

Because I often think about that when people talk about like Serena Williams, like the greatest.

She is the greatest female athlete of all time.

And I think that she has said, I think, I forget who it was, if she played against Roger Federer or something, like she lost, even though you would think like she's actually better like in her own league than she is at Roger Federer.

So they're so different, you know, and that's a conversation, you know, men and women's sports.

Like, I'm so not going there.

So thank you for asking that question.

I was

there.

So all's that to say, I think it should be called the NBA.

Okay.

I'm older.

Like trying to get me to like be like a radical.

Like get out of here.

So what are you trying to say?

Get out of here.

Get out of here.

Are you ready for our next story?

What was the original story?

Caitlin Clark is time person of the year.

I think we said everything that could be said.

Time athlete of the year.

I just want to say, I don't really feel like I even gave my take.

I love this.

I don't know who else it could have been.

Simone.

Yes, yes.

Yeah, I guess it would be a good thing.

Travis, Jason.

Oh, actually, those are all really good ones.

They could have done Travis and Jason together.

That would have been cute too.

That would have been cute.

I wonder if they released the shortlist.

But in terms of like actual like making change, that's Caitlin.

No, too.

But like Travis and Jason brought joy and entertainment, but I don't think they like enacted change, you know?

Her NBA, I mean, her Nike contract being like the biggest for a female athlete, like it's huge.

She's raising the bar for female athletes everywhere.

I and I think like I just love her too.

Like as a person, I think she's a great role model.

Every time I hear her in an interview, she's always saying the right thing, not because she thinks that it's the right thing to say, but because I think that's like how she was raised.

No, and I also feel like I obviously don't watch the WNBA or even the NBA.

So again, like you can't yell at me.

Like none of this is really for me.

And yet I can even sit here and say, like, it was her year.

She was everywhere.

She dominated.

I don't have to participate in it to feel the effect of Caitlin.

Exactly.

That's how you know somebody really transcended there.

Yeah.

That's like when they're like, well, you didn't see the movie.

Well, if the movie was that great, it would have made its way to my television.

1,000%.

Like Wicked.

Yeah, Wicked is the perfect example.

Wicked is the perfect example.

It got me to the movie theater for the first time, I think, in five years.

It got me to the movie theater for the first time in one year since the era's tour hit theaters.

Right.

So I'll say that.

Are you ready for our next story?

What number?

Number four.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been offered a jaw-dropping amount to appear on screen together again.

So Danny Rossner, who is a director, he has raised about $6 million from his backers, which he hopes would be enough to entice enemies Brad and Angelina to bury the hatchet and do a movie together.

So he is sharing the details.

This is his big dream.

However, it must be

never fucking happening, by the way.

They have been warring over custody over their kids, money, and the future of their wine business for eight years.

This is like really weird of, what's his name?

Danny Rosner.

It's giving some of the biggest, loseriest energy I've ever seen in my life.

Like, why would you want either of them to go through that?

Like, first of all, they have unlimited money, $6 million.

Why don't you take your pennies elsewhere, sir?

Is what he's raised.

So, here's what he said.

He also has the movie ready.

He describes the film he wants Brad and Angelina to star in as his passion project of over 20 years.

It's a love story set at the Hotel Martinez in Cannes, France, during World War II, based on the real-life owner.

Pitt would play Emmanuel Martinez, the hotel owner, and Angelina would play his alluring mistress and muse, Emma Degard.

The script means they perform intimately together.

As Rosner admits, there's a love scene.

It's a torrid one, too.

He's a freak.

He's not worked out an even split for the exes because actually his fee is a little bit more than hers.

She would not, that I wouldn't start with that, Danny.

No, that is not the way to do it.

However, you know, these are two people who don't necessarily need money, but divorces are notoriously expensive.

You know, they're fighting over their chateau in France.

Like, I actually think they both could really use $30 million.

No, and also, it's like they have children together.

So they have, like, they could come together, make a quick 40 mil, give it to the kids.

And And they always tell us, it's just acting.

It doesn't matter that I'm kissing someone that's not my kid.

You do always tell us that.

It's just, we don't even feel anything.

So.

The thing is, is I think they both look at it.

Like they, we're so beyond.

It's not just a divorce.

Like she has accused him of abuse.

He has accused, like they fucking, it's beyond.

There's no way this is happening.

Although it does beg the question, like, how much money would it take?

Now, if this were regular people, you know, with regular problems and regular bills, like obviously, sure, I do it for 10 grand.

But people who seem.

You're donated to Mark Schoenwetter.

Right.

People who seemingly have everything.

Right.

They could also take the money.

She can't do it and donate it to charity.

Yeah, you know she loves UNICEF.

Like,

how much would it take?

And because this is 20 mil before, you know, you get a deal.

You get a back-end deal.

You get like three pennies every time the movie sells a ticket.

Like, so it's not just 20, it's 20 and then some, some back-end royalties.

Yeah, so his fee is about 20 to to 25 million.

Hers is in the $15 million range.

And then if you went, even they would, he said we were prepared to go 50% above that.

So he would make as much as $37 million.

She, $22 million.

So that's over $50 million

for charity, for your kids.

If they didn't have kids, I would say, but what is this?

Like three months out of your life, bury the hatchet, do the thing that you guys always used to do.

Maybe they'll fall in love.

For a couple 50 mil.

But then it also begs the question,

to what end is he doing this?

Do the American people really want to see these two together?

Like, are we all going to go to the theaters and make this movie worth it?

I'm not dying to see these two back together, like, in a romantic or even a movie sense.

However, if they did a film together with, you know, intimate scenes, like, my curious ass would be getting a ticket.

Like, you think that like people would come out in drops for this to justify the big salaries?

I do.

The movie would have to make like probably $100 million to justify the budget.

I think they both have that sort of box office power together, for sure.

And then all the context around what's going on between them in real life, for sure.

Now, tell me about the book.

Are they Jewish?

It's a true story.

It's not a book, but it's a person.

So Emmanuel Martinez is in his muse, Emma DeGard.

It didn't mention.

Judaism, but wait,

it's an American couple who rent a hotel room in coastal France to save their marriage.

No, I'm sorry, that's her other movie, By the Sea.

Okay, similar.

I'm like, so you're gonna be a little bit more like

saving your marriage in the middle of war.

I don't know if that's gonna happen.

Read the roof.

Yeah, like, girl, you'll be fine.

Um, I let me, I'll do a quick google on these people, but honestly, I just want to say, I didn't, like, I was thinking like it would probably be something more closer to like Mr.

and Mrs.

Smith, like a modern day, like sexy movie.

But this actually sounds good.

Well, Mr.

and Mrs.

Smith would would be great because for the first half of the movie, they hate each other.

So they wouldn't even have to act.

Right.

It would be the second half where they like fall back in love that makes it, that's such a good movie.

Also, knowing like at the time how important of a role that played, they were both, well, he was married.

Yeah.

They were not together at the time, but that's where they fell in love.

Like you can actually, it's such a good movie.

You can see them falling in love like on screen because neither one of them are that good of an actor.

Right.

So is that crazy that he makes $25 million a movie?

I don't know if I knew that.

That's on yeah on the high end But But he probably like takes less for like other movies that are maybe like artistic or he gets, he's a director or producer or whatever.

This is just like a fee to say my lines and take your pants off.

Show up.

Yeah, right, right.

Unzip.

However, ultimately, one, this guy, his movie credits like aren't that amazing.

So I just don't think he's like optional.

He sounds actually like a freak.

Nutty.

It's not Steven Spielberg calling.

So I think they're not even picking up the call.

And also then at the bottom of the article, it's like talking about everything that's gone on in the last few years.

Think about how much the kids hate him.

Like, this is not happening.

The plane.

They changed their last name.

The plane.

Yeah.

The emergency landing.

Like this is never happening.

However, like $50 million for your future and or charity of your choice, it's something to think about.

This guy just like seems to have a hard-on, like this fantasy about these two.

And it's like weird.

I never even thought that I wanted or needed to see these two back on screen together.

Yeah.

And I also think the worst part of this is it could like drop and like we're

on mo, like nobody is.

Drop and flop.

I don't know how much people love them separately separately and together like do people care i don't think so i think when it comes to box office like star brad pitt still draws people in like every movie he does is success i actually i didn't know that angelina just did a new movie i thought she was retired from acting so i think that says she played maria callis

i think that says all that says about like her box office power yeah

yeah so TBD and also like if I want to see this movie because like I like a historical fiction not a historical film World War II romance,

it would be distracting.

I'd just be thinking about how much these people hate each other, no?

Of course.

No, you truly cannot suspend disbelief.

It was kind of like the kissing booth, too, honestly.

Yeah, it would be better if it was like an enemies to lovers.

That's what I was thinking, like Mr.

and Mrs.

Smith.

Yeah.

Okay.

Think about it.

Think about it.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yeah.

A little production news, because if we don't let you know who else has been added to the lineup of Dick Clark's Rock and New Year's Eve, no one's going to.

No one will.

I thought it was going to be the Harry Potter HBO Max series.

That's another one.

And then also the cast of Annie Live and the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

And any live production.

Any live production.

We're gonna, any award show, we're gonna let you know who's hosting and performing.

But these are the names that have been added to Dick Clark's New Year's Rock and Eve.

Alanis Morissette, Renee Rapp, Blake Shelton, and TN TLC.

So.

Oh, better.

Like before it's added like a big loser fest with one big headliner, Carrie Underwood.

The four of these are recognizable names from all different genres and generations.

So it's better.

It sounds more promising.

I'm glad to see you're excited.

They'll also like Alanis and Renee will be on the West Coast.

Blake Shelton will be live from Las Vegas and TLC will be in Times Square.

Like for me, it's about what's going on in Times Square.

The other

the remote satellite, you could have filmed that five years ago.

They do.

Right.

So that just doesn't give the right energy.

I am so glad you brought up Renee Rapp because I don't know if you know, like a lot of people have been talking about Renee Rapp because the new season of Sex Lives of College Girls came out.

And like they're, they're actively, they're, I think only maybe, I only saw the first episode so far but i think there's two or three you're actively writing her out of the script she's like thinking about transferring you see how she ends up leaving i don't know what ends up happening but it reminded me that like hold on she decided to leave what i have to put on my contemplate and i started my note oh i was just looking for a pen and paper

uh

sex lives s-l-o-sex lie i got it i got it

so It started this conversation because when she decided to leave the show, like obviously everyone was devastated, but she was having this moment, this pop girl star moment.

it does feel like that moment kind of came and went.

And she definitely was eclipsed by like a lot of the pop girlies who took over this year, like Chap and Sabrine.

And I think a lot of people are now giving it, it's kind of like the Reger Jean Paul.

Now, she's obviously not like Reger Jean level, but she didn't really take off in the way that we thought she was going to.

And in a way that made sense for her to leave that show.

Like, she had a clip.

I was just talking about how, like, this is a big moment for like pop is like is happening right now.

There are pop stars, Olivia, Sabrina, Chap, Gracie Worms.

No, no, but of the new girls.

The new girls.

Like there's really an environment.

It's ripe for them right now.

Tate.

Tate.

And like, she's not there.

I don't think I know.

And I think when she left the show, it was like clear that she was going to be there.

So she was happy to leave the show behind.

Now, there's two ways that it can go, right?

When you leave a show, the Reger Jean.

And the Olivia Rodrigo.

Like, Olivia Rodrigo never should have been on that show, you know?

And she did the second season as actually a charity.

And after that, high school musical, the the musical of the series like it was silly she never should have been there so it can go one of two ways and i feel like the renee way is like going rege but let me just say olivia rodrigo is the best character on that show olivia rodrigo uh pauline chalamay my girl okay just because she's dating you mean dana holsberg yeah yeah

Olivia Rodrigo is not a fair comparison because high school musical, the musical of the series, like no one was really watching or living for.

And when she left, like, nobody cared because it wasn't like, but like Bridgerton was the biggest show.

Sex life, and collars are so big.

So, to leave that to think you're going to do something bigger, it's like it's a tall task.

To leave high school musical, we're like, great, yeah,

so, so, is there an example you think of somebody leaving like a big, timey show and it paying off?

Definitely, I would have to think.

Okay.

Um,

I can't, I can't think right now.

Sound off in the comments because I would love to know, like, if it has ever worked out for anybody.

For sure.

And I thought, I thought with Renee Rapp, like, well, I was sad for myself because I love her and I love that show.

I was like, you know what?

It probably won't affect her because she was so clearly like on this trajectory.

Yeah.

And I don't know if it, what, what, what affected it the most, but I think it was just the rise of other pop girlies that sidetracked her a little bit.

And it didn't turn out the way I thought it was going to.

And I'm sure the way she thought.

As someone who's like on the other side of like the pond, like she never crossed over into mainstream, like to where I reside.

Like Chapel like has

all of them.

Like they are both internet and gen z.

And they take

still on the journey there.

Yeah.

But Renee never left the internet island.

No, I don't, I don't come across, like, I don't know her songs.

They don't get like, they just never made it to like, you know, Grannyville, which is where, that's where scale is.

That's how you know you made it when you've hit Grannyville, supermarket, Publix, radio.

Like, you can't go somewhere without hearing your bop.

So not to say, like, I think she's really talented.

And when I do see her perform, I'm like, wow, this is amazing.

But like, I don't know why.

And there are so many artists that like I love that haven't made it to Grannyville and that hurts for me.

Like I feel like like Mimi Webb, like I'm waiting for, I'm bringing her, I'm showing her to my granny friends, but I'm only one woman.

I think while she hasn't hit Grannyville, she's hit Granville in the UK.

She's also not American.

So you have to remember that when you're thinking of it from your own American POV.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like I feel like Little Mix never really hit Grannyville.

Well, they were cut off at the legs before they could start because they decided to break up for some unbeknownst reason.

Yeah.

So, but and do you think there's anyone who didn't leave the show, like, you know, probably had this inflection moment, either should have or like was able to do both while not leaving the show, but also grow?

Yes, I think it's possible.

Like, I don't think you'll ever really regret staying on something big, even if you can do other things too.

Like, I think you just work hard.

And I think that it's possible to slay at both.

Yeah.

I think that's the move.

Yeah.

So Dick Clark's Rocking New Year's Eve.

We're probably going to be together watching.

I feel like it's going to be like a, we've actually had to take a major nap in the middle of the day.

I don't know if I can wait up till midnight.

I was actually thinking like, when can I call it and like stop waiting up till midnight?

Even on my birthday this year, it was the election.

So I was watching the election.

But like at a certain point, I'd like to go to sleep.

I agree.

Let's dive into the Real House Rise of Beverly Hills recap.

Last night was a really boring episode.

I thought the week before was more boring that we didn't recap the next night.

I didn't.

Okay.

Because I thought thought like they were at least like being like cute and funny and pretty and like playing those games, which I actually thought was funny.

This one, they just like went from meal to boat to meal to like, there was nothing.

Like, and I'm sorry because I feel like I'm so ride or die for and like I always choose to see the best.

But weenie of the week was Garcelle submitting herself in the Kyle and Dariette conversation, being like, I agree.

Okay, nobody asked.

And I love how Dariet required like 30 follow-up questions.

You agree with what?

And then like Garcelle couldn't really explain herself.

She was like, oh, okay, thanks.

Like, it was so not the time.

Like, duh, you do.

You don't like me.

And you thought my robbery was staged.

Like, yeah, no.

And like, we're objection relevance.

We're literally not talking to you.

Like, she's so obsessed with Dorit.

She's like a little bit dog with a bone.

And I think maybe when she's obsessed with somebody that I dislike, I ride for Garcelle.

But like.

It's punching down at this point with Dorit.

Like everyone's coming for her.

She's going through a lot.

And like, you're just randomly like,

we want to get to know Bose.

Like, okay.

She just

piles on.

And she has like no, the other timing, even when they fight, like they have tender moments too.

Like even when she finally reconciles with Kyle, it's like there's love there.

But between Garcelle and Dorit, there is none of that.

It's just actually like a hatred that mostly Garcelle has for Dorit.

And so in turn, Dorit's like, oh, okay, I don't like you either because you treat me so terribly.

And so it's just like, it's, it's not a productive call out.

Whereas the other women, it's like, okay, I'm going to tell you what you did that hurt me so that we can move forward.

But for garcel it's just to like make doreit look bad and i also feel like she had said early on in this season like

making everything look so perfect like you'd never know the last three years doreet has been telling us like she's not okay like even that last season where she had that pretty woman day with pk was like really terrible i saw that she was so stressed out even the way that she looks she doesn't look like herself like they're literally fighting over dinner she's literally telling she sat down with kyle and said my relationship is on the rocks and i feel like at the time everyone's like oh dorit's making it about her drama and then cut two a year later they're separated and it's like she pretended everything was perfect was like no she was literally telling us she's not okay.

No, and Kyle's like demanding grace from everyone for what she's going through.

Meanwhile, like, you see, and while I have sympathy, because I think that like she doesn't want the marriage to end, like her and Mo are like really copacetic and like they're getting along really well.

Doreen and PK aren't even talking now.

Like, and their kids are not grown.

Kyle's kids are grown.

Doreen has these little kids.

It's like so, it's like.

clearly bad.

And everybody's like, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.

When Doreen's going through the same thing and it appears to be like much harder.

100%.

I think the fact that the kids are grown like makes the biggest difference.

Like when Kyle was sitting alone in her house, it's like, yes, that would be a lonely, quiet life.

But at least it's not like your kids fucking crying.

No, it's not like hard in the trenches.

Like, and also Kyle has multiple businesses.

She's a very wealthy woman.

Like Doreed has the show and she does well for herself, but like she

probably, if PK wouldn't let her stay in the house, she would have to move.

Like her whole life will change.

It's so destabilizing.

And like,

I don't even, and Kyle's now a year out.

Darique is a, Doreen is a week out.

Like, I think think where Kyle was a week out is different than where she is.

Where Dorit will be in a year is even different.

So like, I feel like right now, Dorit needs grace and tenderness.

And I, I don't know why she decided to like kind of slay all the dragons all at once.

Like woke up today and then I was calling out Kyle for years of mean behavior and PK.

But she's taking on a lot.

She just like, when she was walking onto the boat, I was like, I think she's going to fall asleep.

Like she looks just tired.

Can we talk about something?

How the literally the entire episode, the thread was like, what actually did Doreet say about Teddy?

And Doreet was telling the truth the entire time.

She did say, we're not close, but I consider her a friend, but not like a close friend.

That's exactly what she said.

And then she repeated it twice.

And Erica was like, I don't think that's what you said.

And that was pissing me off because Erica's been a really good friend.

She's not malicious.

She obviously is misremembering.

Right.

And it's just annoying because she was wrong.

Like, if she had been right and she's, if, if Doreet hadn't said that and then Doreet, Erica like remembered correctly, it would have been like, okay, well, we are, you know, we need historic, we need accuracy here, whatever.

But the fact that they were all wrong, it made Doreet look so good.

They kept replaying it.

How How she said that.

And I also...

These editors are not on Team Kyle.

Do you feel that way too?

They keep like, like, cutting to old scenes from old seasons, making her look bad.

Yeah, just giving us examples of the things that Doreet is talking about.

That without examples, I'd be like, oh, Doreet, you're overreacting.

But it's true.

In the confessionals, and I'm watching what happens live, the women are snarky.

Even in this trip, Kyle's like, the boat's going to run away.

It's Gilligan's Island.

Don't keep me with these people.

And it's like, you're literally saying you hate your friends and you don't want to be with them.

Like, everyone is talking nastily and snarkily about each other the whole time.

But when Darrette does it,

it's, I'm not speaking to you for six months, even though you're my best friend in the group.

And I actually appreciated Sutton, who clearly has like an issue with Darreet and like likes Kyle more.

I appreciate her being honest and being like, listen, like Kyle, you do do that.

Like you have this like thing where you just ice people out, you're like over them.

And then six months later, you're like ready to talk to them again.

And you do need to work on that.

And I appreciated that she said that to her privately and publicly in front of Darreet because that was like kind of a bad look for Kyle.

Yeah.

Kyle's just like not doing it for me.

No, and she's like really coming off poorly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I just feel like Dorit is like needs support.

She doesn't and

I don't know.

I just and I also recognize that Kyle's going through stuff, but just compared to Darreed, like Dorit just feels insurmountable at the moment.

The argument in the bus was weird and Sutton was pissing me off.

Like, why are you trying to cause a thing between Eric and Doreet?

Like, Erica is literally the only person Doreen has.

Like, can you fuck off?

Well, Sutton and Marcel, like, really always wind up back here where it's like, you guys have different roles for each other than you do for the rest of the group.

And, like, if you're going to talk poorly about each other, like, do it like you would with all of us.

I just wish that Darit, like, did more listening in that moment to realize she wasn't in trouble.

No one was coming for her.

They were actually talking about Erica.

And also, like, even Garcelle saying, you said you're not close with

Teddy, but you reposted.

And then reposting.

By the way, and I wish Darreed had answered like a little better to be like, that was a cool moment.

And I'm reposting.

Yeah, of course, by the way.

I've been doing a million things all day long.

No, and her like saying I wanted to support the concert, like Kyle was right, like John Mellencamp doesn't.

Oh, by the way, that comment, though, that Kyle made is the exact type of snarky comment that she would get mad about.

He's a Hall of Fame rock and roll star.

He doesn't need to read Kemsley's Instagram.

But I felt like if she had just been honest, which was clearly like, okay, yeah, and she has maintained this entire time.

I am friends with Teddy.

I'm not close with her.

I'm friends with her.

I'm friends enough to go to a concert.

If she just said, like, no, that was sick.

I got pulled on stage by John Mellenkamp.

Why the fuck wouldn't I reshare that?

Like, it so was not a thing.

I didn't think it made her look hypocritical at all to say, I'm not really that close with Teddy.

And then two days later post a video with Teddy.

I didn't think it was weird at all.

The only weird thing that made it weird was like her explanation not being like 100% honest.

Yeah, promoting the concert, like where, as opposed to just being like, oh, that's what we're talking about.

She's so funny like that, though.

She is.

I had to promote John Mellicamp's cause.

Like, I'm sorry.

She's funny.

She is.

And I wish we could have seen, like, was there a link or anything?

Was she actually like promoting?

Like, hey, get tickets.

I thought maybe he was.

Posting a charity event.

If she was, that was the only way that would have made it like, yeah, I wanted to help promote is if they were raising money philanthropically.

I need to see the whole side.

If there was like a call to action, then she's telling the truth as opposed to just being, oh, there was a cool moment and I wanted to share it.

Like we repost stuff all day long.

Yeah.

Why that would be like weird if she intentionally didn't repost it because we're not close enough to repost.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So everyone needs to back off.

I'm like so writing for Doreen.

I love, I love Erica and I love that she's like being there for Doreet.

I need her to come off the fence like a little bit more over to do Dorit,

but I understand she's just being.

But I actually feel like for someone who's playing the middle between Doreet and Kyle, she's definitely leaning more toward Dreet.

She's savoring Doreet, yes.

And I think that just might be because one, Erica's like very

logical.

And right now, like logic is on Dorit's side, but also I think she has a lot of sympathy for Darit.

Because they're in similar situations.

Like they were house, like when she left, everything that Erica has now, bags, clothes, house, she pays for herself.

Like she's completely self-sufficient.

She left that life behind.

And Dorit would be the same.

Yeah.

So I think they look at Kyle being like, listen, you're a little bit of an ivory tower over here.

No prenup.

You built the business together.

You've been married since 1994.

You're going to be completely fine.

Yeah.

Also, I saw TikTok speaking of Jennifer Tilley.

She makes $10 million a year

from The Simpsons.

Very nice.

And she has since she's been divorced.

I don't know.

That would like in the 70s.

That would be like $100 million.

Yeah.

Wow.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just fun fact.

Thank you for that.

Fact she has yet to prove herself.

Yep.

It's just a TikTok.

It looked AI generated, so just take everything I say with a grain of salt, but I thought that was it.

It sounded right.

It didn't sound like obscenely high, but for the biggest show to have a little chunk, 10 million?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it's one of those shows that's like before streaming, like it's OG syndicated.

No, but it's like the biggest show, probably like the most

effective show of all time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Besides like maybe Seinfeld.

But Seinfeld was a handful of CDs.

No, it's still on.

It's still on.

Old and new episodes.

So crazy.

So crazy.

I feel like that's a good time to wrap up because I have to poop.

So.

Okay.

Thank you so much for listening.

Like, sorry, I don't really have the time and space to be prepped with.

Oh, but you know, there's a beautiful way to say that now.

I have to make an aparge loaf.

Listen to the good guys tomorrow because that will be explained.

Explanation.

I told that story.

Jackie, seriously, shut up.

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