Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Monday of what will be our final week of shows for the year.

So it's very appropriate that we are starting this week off in person together.

Jackson and I, if you're watching on YouTube, I'm still in Florida.

We had an amazing night last night.

I am here in Florida kicking off.

Oh my God, it's just kind of setting in.

Like we said, our last show of the year is December 13th.

You guys know we like to take a nice chuggy Christmas break.

Yeah.

And that is this week.

It's just a...

So much was happening in our lives.

Oh, no.

I realized last night when I was talking to a friend and I was like, she is friends.

I was talking to a friend making a lunch plan and I said, Friday of this week is my last week of work.

I can be a lady who lunches next week.

Wow.

So I'm very excited about that, but there's just so much going on right now.

We have to set the stage and set the scene because we just came off of a career high.

1000%.

Jizno last night was so worth the hype.

I feel like we've been talking about it for months.

We never planned things so far in advance, but this one we were like, listen, let's do a holiday show.

We've been talking about it for months.

We've been talking about how we're breaking the Guinness World Records at the most amount of swirlies in one room at one time.

It was so much better than I even thought it was going to be.

Like being pregnant, like I was like a little nervous, like just like not dreading, but like not the crazy looking forward to it because I thought it would be like really hard on my body.

Oh my God, no.

My body was at my body was acting right, except that I developed sciatica last night, which we'll talk about.

We need to talk about, but I kept saying like, I'm really, it's the most I've ever excited.

I've ever been for a Gizno because like.

We're going to be together.

We haven't giznoed in so long.

It's the biggest venue I've ever done.

My neighbors are coming.

We had so many family members who came last night.

And so like everything was all really well and good.

But until the show's over, you can't say it was good.

Like we don't know how the show is going to be until it's done.

So like now that it's done and dusted, we can like look back so fondly on it.

We just had so much fun on stage.

The crowd was amazing.

The girlies were swirling.

Everyone, of course, has always looked so beautiful.

We were getting tagged in stories all day from like the pool and the casino and everyone was having so much fun.

It was just like a great night out.

Also, my friend who was at the show, yeah, a different friend actually, because I have two.

Wow.

She texted me that after the show, like all the girls from the show like left and went to the casino.

And they were like coming down the escalators and it was just like thousands of gorgeous women.

She said the men in the casino went wild.

Do you know what last night was in an unofficial capacity?

Because just so happened that the venue we were playing was also a hotel and casino.

So so many people made a weekend of it.

It was literally like SwirlyCon.

Toasty con.

We kind of needed to do it again, but like have programming the entire weekend, like how they have BravoCon or like I went to DragCon.

Good guys would do Friday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And like during the day, there's like pool parties, kind of like Camp Toast.

Do you think that the Hard Rock Live would lend us their facilities for the occasion?

I would love to do that.

And that's really the only place I would want to do it.

The location was so party.

It has to be a casino.

It has to be in Florida.

To be a casino.

So it's the Hard Rock Live.

And being able to.

And it has to be at a hotel that's shaped like a guitar.

Being able to sleep in our own beds, like my guest room.

Yeah.

Also made it like so fun and light and easy.

And I don't remember because the other Giznos were like a couple of months ago and you guys know I don't remember anything past yesterday.

But I just can't recall.

I was having so much fun during the show.

Like usually it's very methodical, you know, we have to think about we're working, what's the next joke,

what's the next segment, where should I interject, where should I stop talking.

I feel like last night I literally did not stop talking.

Like I was being so annoying, but I was having so much fun.

Like I feel like it was just fun.

Fun is fun.

Yeah.

You know, fun was had.

And why don't you tell everyone about your night while I get Romeo and put him in a chokehold to tell him to stop barking.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

Romeo had fun too.

We did think about bringing the dogs for one second and one day like we're just going to do it because we really, really miss them.

But it was a party evening.

I can't get over like the crowd I'm like talking like Claudia's here but she's helping Romeo the crowd was just it was such an amazing crowd so many of my neighbors shout out to my neighbors shout out to my neighbors there were so many good like songs we could have literally sang and danced all night yeah it was such a musical spirited evening.

It was fabulous.

I seriously had so much fun.

Also, I don't think a lot of people realize we have so much family from Florida.

So like we haven't seen them in so long.

They all came to the show.

They came back stage.

We got to like, we had a family reunion.

We had a family reunion before the show started, which really set the stage.

stage and we always have so many like inside jokes from growing up our cousins who were there are such a big part of all of those and they remind they were like reminding us of like so many jokes and like songs we used to make up it was the best that was like the first time i actually really felt like i wanted a cocktail like a bunch of me too i opened a bottle of wine for our aunt and i was like that looks good and then it's like i've never drank before a show so i'm not going to do it and i'm certainly gonna not do it for the one show where you can't drink yeah no it was just like everybody was cracking open spritzes backstage like aunt nancy and her wine i was like i want to have wine with aunt nancy like that i i've actually been really happy about the fact that i really don't miss alcohol a lot i don't miss partying i don't miss any of that but kicking back with a glass of kim crawford with the aunties like that that i i needed no and also when my friends and neighbors were like we're at the casino i was like oh i would have loved to go to the casino after but i guess we're not going because like claudia is getting tired and can't drink but yeah it was like the first time where I was like really but we were partying like we were really having fun yeah whilst working so it was an amazing night and a great way to like end the year, start the holiday season.

Thank you to everyone who came, who traveled from far and why they got tagged in so many people on the airplane.

They made girly swirly weekends out of it, which is what we had asked people to do.

Like Champagne and Chanel.

Emily Travis was there pregnant with her sisters.

No, it's so.

And honestly, it's the last show that we're doing of the year, but it's probably the last show we're going to do for like a whole year.

I think this is probably the furthest along I could have been that I.

would have been able to get through the day.

Singing and dancing.

Oh my God, I was so out of breath.

So knowing that it was the last, and when we booked the show, I didn't know I was pregnant.

So like it wasn't the plan, but it's kind of like kind of perfect.

Like the last show of the year, the last show for me for a while.

And it was just amazing.

Like I seriously went to bed with a smile on my face.

Same.

And if anyone from the Hard Rock is listening, I would love to do it again same time next year.

We were talking about maybe us making this like an annual affair.

I think it's a great way to cap out the gear.

Florida is obviously a great market for us.

You live here.

It's so easy.

So many, like I'm usually here around Christmas time.

Yeah, people like to like come down.

It's a great season for people to come here.

It was also Art Basel this week.

I wonder if anyone in the audience

had also been at Art Basel.

1000%.

The crossover between Artsy Toasters and Swirlies.

Like, it's just a circle.

It is just a circle.

So that was very exciting.

In addition to like, then Claudia was here.

We had such a fun weekend.

We had such a fun weekend.

I'm leaving today because I've like, it's the last week of work.

I have like a lot of stuff going on in the city.

And I'm like, actually, so sad.

I feel like I usually completely overstay my welcome.

By the time it's time for me to leave, I'm so excited to get on the plane.

Today.

No, no, it has nothing to do with you.

I know.

We just like, you gotta go sick.

Yeah.

Like, it's not about you, your family, everything's great, but like you want to be in your own bed i've been here for three days it's like the shortest i've ever been here and i'm dying not to leave but i have stuff that like i can't move you know i mean i'd love to cancel a whole week of plans and stay i gotta go and considering we haven't made christmas plans yet um it's like safe to say i'll be back here for christmas like that you'll be staying here so it's good that you're leaving like wanting more and i'm gonna spend the next few weeks like making my holiday my home like holiday ready for you yes i totally

special in my bedroom i need a dresser like there's not enough drawers this is actually gonna be the thing that revs me up to install my cold plunge for Ben.

Yep.

Oh my God.

He will love that.

Install my fire pit for you.

We were also talking about building a half basketball court in the next week.

So that everybody.

That one's like a little.

It's a little far-fetched.

We looked up the average price and we're going to have to do a couple more videos.

It's not what I thought.

No, it's definitely going to have to, everybody's going to have to be put in sweat equity.

Like we're going to have to build a DIY.

Patreon vlog.

Get people in the neighborhood to chip in.

Yeah.

To pour some concrete.

Patreon vlog.

Yeah.

That, but seriously, that's a basketball court at your house that I will never use.

Like, I'm not getting involved.

Like, that's not my problem.

Right.

Put them to work.

Fire pit, cold punch are one and two.

And I need, if you could just like upgrade the linens and the pillows in that bedroom, it's like not my favorite.

It's like a little scratchy.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

It's clearly not bullet punch.

Just like, just upgrade it.

I think it's a hodgepodge of all.

There's a bit of hodgepodge happening.

And seriously, Bruno peas on that bed.

Everything.

It's amazing.

Yeah, thank you.

That we change the sheets.

No, then we moved the bedroom.

I'm talking about this room.

Your, oh, oh, the upstairs.

The upstairs.

upstairs yes you did okay sorry that's like definitely like the leftover sheets later i'm ordering like i love bowl and branch like i am ordering you sheets of egyptian cotton yeah like just just you know oh you know what and that's that's a cold punch fire pit um redeck maybe there'll be wallpaper in there it's gonna be a whole new room i would love for you to redecorate that room yeah maybe i'll install a clothlet bathtub yeah oh yeah if if you could install a bathtub in that room you know what i should do i should put a bathtub in the shower that way you just yeah love that by the way did i just hack life talk to talk to somebody about it just like plop it on top of the the shower also to say like such a bad such a successful weekend that we're redecorating and we're coming back and we have to make the shows this week like the best they've ever been because you know people are going to be clinging to these episodes for the next like two weeks these are always our most listened to episodes because while people miss us or people are introduced to us they listen to these episodes so what should we promote while people are listening um the trustpodcast.com you can click all of our things um we're also so dramatic because yes this is our last show of the year is on friday but we still owe you guys five patreon episodes for december and the way things are looking those five episodes will come out when we're not doing this show.

So literally every day next week, like you will probably have a Patreon episode.

Yeah.

So if you need toast next week, patreon.com slash the toast.

It's an amazing time to be a patron.

We always take care of our Patreon members.

And I'll probably vlog on my home improvement.

Love that.

If that's what I'm doing.

Love that.

And you're going to drop something?

Yes, I have to.

If you drop something, I'm ready.

You're ready?

I'm ready.

I was thinking of dropping it in Jan.

Why?

December's just like a little flat.

You know, I don't think like the drop, it's my gender reveal, you guys.

I almost did my my gender reveal at the show last night somebody shouted it out and i it occurred to me to like maybe drop the patreon vlog like as we're walking out and then like tell everyone on stage what the gender is um but i wanted to say that and should have done that yeah i know i i thought about it but i do think i kind of want to the thing is when you're like an influencer who's pregnant you get to a place where like everybody's so sick of you right it's like you've been pregnant for so long and like i feel like she's been pregnant for every

um well that's just pregnancy period so i just want to like hold on to my last reveal a little bit longer

something for to herself no just so people don't get sick of me.

Like, do you know what I mean?

Okay.

Like if I just like kind of ejaculate, tell everyone everything and then like have to wait, you know, eight months.

I just want to say I have the opposite experience with people where it's like, I waited too long and now I don't care.

Oh, oh.

And I've seen some people like wait too long to reveal the gender and it's like you can tell the video is from when they found out, which was four months ago.

And it's like, and it feels like, oh, you were milking.

Yeah.

I have the opposite.

Oh, okay.

I'll think about it.

I'm working for you.

It might be a December drop or a January drop.

It might be a December to remember.

I think, you know, I'm planning on going back to December.

So.

It's December 8th and it's already been a December to remember.

And it's

also December 9th.

That is so true.

It is December 9th.

Speaking of back to December, it's not a story, but learned

like the era's tour is over, you guys.

It ended last night and there was no grand announcement, grand reveal, which I kind of like.

I think that.

it let the shows really speak for themselves.

And I think everybody was like going to Vancouver night one, night two, night three, like waiting.

She'll do rep night one and then debut night two.

And I like that she didn't.

Like obviously we all want the announcements, but like let the shows be about themselves.

And like, I am like sad.

Like, what are we going to talk about?

We'll find something, but I'm also glad for the lurd that like, it's not like she announced rep TV is coming out in January.

And now for the next month, she has to do like promo.

Like she has nothing right now, like except her Travis and the surrogate.

And so she can just like enjoy her life.

Like she has nothing that is is out there that people are waiting for.

So I think it's really good for her to have this break and for her and Travi.

Yes.

And I also do really like in their schedules when there's like a big chunk of time where either Travis is off or Taylor is off because they're together publicly so much.

So I'm looking forward to seeing her at lots of games, lots of Christmas to spend together.

Like seriously, when are these two getting engaged?

Or what are they announcing that they already are?

I think they are engaged because the more I thought about it, the more true it is.

Like you don't have a joint Thanksgiving with someone who's not your betrothed.

You just don't.

1000%.

Can we we talk about my sciatica really briefly while you're sitting on your pillow?

When Claudia and I on Saturday, we had a beautiful day together.

Except that we were both suffering so deeply with our individual, our different tushy issues.

As you guys know, I have coccidenia and Jackie's like 95% sure she has

sciatica.

You guys have diagnosed me.

I googled it.

It's exactly what I have when I read the description.

I'm like, yes, that's me.

It's not anything that's bad enough to see the doctor, but like there are things that you can do to help.

On the car ride home from our fabulous day out on Saturday, we were in the car.

We were in the car a lot and we went to the theater.

So we were sitting for two hours tied to the battery.

And Jackie and i were talking to one another about our respective issues like comparing like whose is worse and he's like i wish we could freaky friday so we could know i could know what you're going through you could know what i'm going through and also maybe one of us is having it like so much worse right it's crazy that we both can't sit and we both have butt issues and we know for certain we're not feeling the same thing yes exactly it's kind of like that they say this in friends like you can either give birth like go through child labor or get punched in the nuts like you'll never know which is worse and that's kind of like my coccynia and your sciatica until last night we're sitting we're in our green room like having fun swirling it up making fun of bed and i get up and like i feel this little bit of pain when i put my heels on and then throughout the rest of the night like until i went to bed i was having this terrible pain and i started to explain it to jackie and she was like she was describing i'm like yes that's what it is yes like a i was like does it sound like a pinched nerve and it feels like it shoots down my leg like i almost feel it in my toe yeah and it starts in your butt cheek butt cheek yes She said, that's sciatica.

And I said, oh my God.

So now I have experienced both.

And I hope it was just like a fluke sciatica moment.

Right now, I'm fine.

It was just like last night.

By the time I went to bed.

In no world is your sciatica even fucking close to coccidinia.

I could one have like a ramp, like a more

clear taste of it.

And two, it is every, how you felt last night is every single day of my life.

Yeah, same with coccidinia.

Okay.

Jackie, I have felt both.

I've gotten kicked in the nuts and gone through child labor.

Like not even a competition.

Coxidinia is so much worse.

Okay.

I just,

I don't know.

I believe, like there's no way we'll ever know because I'll never feel your degree even if I got coccyrin I would never feel your degree and you'll never feel my degree and also I just know like a message like our ranking like we could both pick out on a chart like one to ten how bad is your pain for coccydenia I would say my coccydenia pain is like a six or a seven

yeah And I just feel, I don't even know what I would say my number is, but I just feel like our ranking systems are different.

I know what you're saying.

It's an insult.

Like I'm dramatic and like I would say it's a level done.

Like I hear, I hear that.

I know what you're saying, bitch.

Like I feel like I tolerate more pain.

Oh, you're so brave.

And also, you know, redheads have a lower tolerance for pain.

You're so jealous that we have that.

Cause that's like so true.

Because like you should have that.

It's true.

Because then you can tell people, no, I'm in more pain because I have a lower tolerance.

I also meant to tell you.

Maybe you're a trans redhead.

I'm definitely, I definitely am.

I meant to tell you that when I went outside, like I just had to let Romeo roam free in your house.

So like if there's a duty, like we'll just, we'll figure it out together.

That's fine.

Like I don't even care if Romeo makes a duty.

Like I just feel bad for you because then like you, your party has to, not you have to clean up.

You know, I'll call Ben.

And like the stain, like you guys have to take care of it, but like I'm not mad about it as long as it gets taken care of.

So like who knows what Romeo's doing downstairs?

He has free will and he never should have just left him in the backyard.

He can't get out.

So true.

So happy.

I don't know.

That's his last day.

No, it just seems a little scary.

It's so I guess like sometimes I do get coyote spottings on like the neighborhood

alert.

Yeah.

My neighbor, my next door neighbor saw a coyote like a year ago.

So no, we can't leave Romeo outside.

Oh my God, I didn't know that.

I've been like very laissez-faire with that backyard.

Well, you don't have like they could play it, but like for an hour, uninterrupted, no.

Oh my goodness.

Okay.

Yeah, it's really crazy out here.

The Wild West.

Well, we have a great show.

Lots of news to discuss, Jay-Z.

Jay-Z.

Jay-Z.

Like.

It's starting.

It's starting.

And you know what?

I thought that it wouldn't.

You know, I thought we would get Epstein.

Well, yeah, because also this lawyer, Busby, he was the the one who was like, there are big names and you're going to hear about them and everyone, it's coming to light.

And then literally two days later, he was like, you were not going to be sharing the names on these.

You know, he's definitely, I think when we'll get into it, but I think they tried to discredit him immediately, Jay-Z's statement, but I had heard this lawyer's name and I'm like, why do I know it?

Why do I know it?

I'm like, oh, he represents a lot of victims.

Like he's legit as a lawyer, but also in this case.

Yes, but like he kind of in that, like, I remember we shared that story.

Busby said, like, the names are coming to light.

And then literally two days later, Busby said, the names are not coming to light.

Maybe like he was being like

pessimistic, like real, I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

We'll, we'll talk about it.

And then Busby is like defending Buzz's self like and his credentials.

His nature.

He's like a lieutenant and he was a lieutenant.

So they're trying to discredit Busby.

Busby.

What is in the movie Singh?

The mouse who like puts together the

Buster Moon.

Buster Moon.

Okay.

It's giving Buster Moon.

Do you agree?

Okay.

So we're going to go into the fast five stories because there's so much to discuss.

And

yeah, anything else we need to like recap before we?

No, that was pretty much our weekend.

Yeah, it was just amazing.

Olivia cooked us such a fabulous meal.

It's just like the weekend was giving family, fun, friends, like sunshine.

Yeah, it really was.

And also work.

Like we really filled our, all buckets.

We did, we did.

And it's so great when your weekend fills all buckets.

It's so true.

You know what bucket we didn't fill?

Not even close?

Like the rotting bucket.

Didn't turn my TV on.

Oh, I i watched southern charm on friday how was it isn't that crazy how like dedicated i am to southern charm you definitely like you won't quit southern charm not that you should no but like i have dropped off with like a lot of reality show except for southern charm like i don't miss an episode and it was definitely like a season one opener we're introducing new cast members people have to like come back together jt I don't remember how I felt about him in the past.

I kind of like thought he was fine, is the biggest loser on the planet, on the planet.

Like I was was uncomfortable for what i was seeing but i'm looking forward to a great season with with my fam in the clerb we all fam jaggie's obsessed with that sound it finally hit reels i'm obsessed with that sound no it hit reels like weeks ago and i i say it all the time in my personal life and it's crazy that i've actually never shared on the show like how much i love that sound yeah well feel free to use it it's hysterical we love

we all fam i mean that's literally you

No, it's literally me.

Yeah.

It's literally me.

In the clerb, we all fam.

I was actually introduced to it from Sabrina.

She made a really funny TikTok about her like old.

Millennial fans.

Yeah.

And I thought it was so funny.

Also, did you see clips of Sabrina's nonsense Christmas?

You know what I did?

The opener?

No, I just saw clips of her singing Chapel Roan, her singing different clips, her guests.

And I'm going to reserve judgment because I haven't seen it yet, but like...

I don't know.

It kind of looks like I'm not going to like it.

I can't explain it.

I saw her opening song monologue, which was amazing.

Which was her nonsense Christmas.

Yeah, did you see that?

I saw a couple of bars.

I saw the whole thing.

It was so good.

And it's like,

we're right for making like these Disney kids names.

They can do it all.

Well, that's the thing about like, you know, our generation of Miley, Demi, Jonas Brothers, Selena.

They really can.

I mean, look, Selena, she acts, she sings.

They are true triple threats.

And they also like have been working so hard since they were kids.

Like they have crazy work ethic.

This new generation, Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, it's the same thing.

Like they are dove cameras.

They're so challenging.

They're so flex.

Like they're dynamic.

Sabrina was reminding me of Miley because she was being like funny, cheeky, raunchy, singing beautifully.

And I was like, she's really similar to Miley.

They are of the Disney elk, but they're also just like funny, swirly.

So I'm going to watch that

too when I get back to rotting.

Maybe when I'm unemployed next week.

Yeah, we're just giving girls with no job.

Girls with no job.

Except for the five Patreon episodes that we have to do.

If you can pass me the iPad, we have business to attend to before we dive in.

We do, we do.

And so now without further ado to do to do,

here are the fast five stories.

Oh, you didn't even pull up the ads.

I asked you to pull up the ads.

I'm doing more like gimme, gimme, give me.

Yeah, well, I was like, what is she being so slow about?

And why on God's green did Dally Earth?

Do you have so many emails?

Yeah, I have so many emails.

I have to like get my emails in check.

Okay, I got it.

My God.

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Our first story is really crazy because Jay-Z has been accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with Sean Diddy Combs at a 2000 MTV VMA's after party, 2000, like the year 2000.

Jay-Z has been accused of raping a 13-year-old girl along with Diddy at an after party in 2000 for the MTV VMAs.

The music mogul and entrepreneur was named in a civil suit that was refiled by Texas-based attorney Tony Busby on Sunday, according to court documents obtained by page six.

The original rape complaint, which had been filed by an anonymous accuser in October, had only listed Diddy as the defendant.

And then NBC News was the first to report on the amended lawsuit, which now identifies Jay-Z.

So the accuser, identified only as Jane Doe, claims in the lawsuit that both Jay-Z and Diddy raped her at a house party in New York on September 7th, 2000, when she was 13.

She claims she was offered a drink that made her feel, quote, woozy and quote, lightheaded before she went into a bedroom to lie down for a moment.

Shortly after, the woman claims the two rappers entered the room with the bad boy records founder allegedly saying, you're ready to party.

She claims Jay-Z then removed her clothes and a trigger warning, held her down and raped her while Diddy and an identified female celebrity looked on.

Combs also allegedly raped her as Jay-Z and the woman watched.

In a lengthy statement obtained by

page six on Sunday, Jay-Z has vehemently denied the heinous allegations and slammed the, quote, deplorable lawyer Busby for his pattern of theatrics.

He's making it seem like he's being blackmailed.

Yes.

Like extorted for money.

Put out a very lengthy statement saying that this is a blackmail attempt.

What Busby had calculated was the nature of these allegations in the public scrutiny would make me want to settle.

No, sir, it had the opposite effect.

It made me want to expose you for the fraud that you are in a very public fashion.

So no, I will not give you one red penny.

He said the allegations are so heinous in nature that the victim who filed as Jane Doe should file a criminal complaint, not a civil one.

Whomever would commit such a crime against a minor should be locked away.

Would you not agree?

These alleged victims would deserve real justice if that were the case.

He said that he's researched Busby and the lawyer seems to have a pattern of these type of theatrics.

I have no idea how you have come to be such a deplorable human, Mr.

Busby, but I promise you I have seen your kind many times over.

I'm more than prepared to deal with your type.

You claim to be a Marine.

Marines are known for their valor.

You have neither honor nor dignity.

Okay, not kind for the Marines.

Like Busby put out a statement about himself as a Marine.

As a Marine, how he has all of the qualities then and now, and he's a man of honor.

And I don't know know how this became a referendum on the Marines, but we're losing sight of the topic at hand.

The thing is, nothing up until this point from the Diddy files or

Busby himself has been proven untrue.

If anything, like the more we learn, the more like bigger this is and...

And really true all of it is.

So I have a really, really hard time believing Jay-Z,

especially because if you're like into like celebrity blind items and like you're like watching like,

if you're like a, if you're really in the the rabbit hole of the the diddy thing one of the most famous names that comes up most frequently is jay-z so this does give like a lot of credence to up until this point what were just like theories but it's always like when you say the list of names he's the first one on the list it's jay-z yeah so i don't know how all of that is untrue do you know what i mean yeah i guess you know it will go to trial we'll see what happens no but it won't go to trial that's what he's saying it's like not a criminal it's a civil charge, but also it was 24 years ago.

So I don't even know if you could pursue criminal charges.

And that's why they would be doing civil.

But no, unless they settle, like it would go to court.

Yeah.

So it's going to go to court because Jay-Z's saying that he won't settle.

And then if I'm Jay-Z, I guess, like, you don't want to settle because that is an admission of guilt.

But then you don't want to not settle because now, look, we're all talking about it.

We might not have even known about it.

And now if it goes to a trial,

there's going to be more information that comes out.

Yeah.

However, like if he didn't didn't do it, it should like defend yourself.

You can't just like go around saying stuff and like you just pay them so that they stop saying stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I don't know.

And he certainly has the means to defend himself.

And like, and, and this would put, if he were to

prove himself innocent in this, it would put a lot of other whispers to bed that are, people are whispering about him.

Yeah.

And then that's, that's what I'm saying.

That's why I just, I find it difficult to believe none of it's true because there's so much.

And it's, none of it is, you know, there's no proof or evidence, but it's just just like

when you think of P.

Diddy and the list of celebrities who were at those freaky ass parties, like the name on everybody's lips is Jay-Z.

Right.

So, if you're paying attention, like, this isn't like the most shocking thing, but the allegations are so egregious, like so heinous, um, that it's just shocking because of that, right?

And the female celebrity.

Now, obviously, like, the mind wonders,

like, who would be with Jay-Z?

Well,

who was Jay-Z dating in 2000?

And then also who was Diddy dating in 2000?

Oh, sports Kita has already

done

the legwork for us.

Yeah.

Even though, like, if you're dating someone, maybe you don't want them, like, seeing this.

That's true.

So it could have just been like a rando who was into freaky, weird, illegal shit.

Yeah.

I'm not going to be able to get an answer in a timely fashion.

I don't want to start slinging names.

No, no, of course not.

So this is just a,

I mean, this to me feels like the beginning.

And there have been like a couple of names that people

circulate when you think of like the diddy list and jay-z is always one of them and there are a few others so i guess like we'll just have to sort of wait and see if the others get implicated in things as well yeah

i just am looking up something um take your time

because and i don't even want to go i don't want to say all this okay i'll tell you after but it's just like if i'm wrong like it's bad yeah yeah

um okay well we'll time will tell.

Yeah, yeah.

Just crazy.

Just crazy.

Like, so surprising, but like not.

Right.

Surprising that we're talking about it and that it's out there because I feel like these people who are so powerful do a really good job of like keeping covering it up under wraps.

Like even so it's been 25 years since that happened.

And like all we really do, like if you're talking about it, you're talking about it like underground and blind items and conspiracy theories and rabbit holes.

Like because what I was about to say leads to like a bigger conspiracy theory and I just oh, I know what you're talking about.

who

oh yeah but also the

oh that's but that's later in life yeah okay that's a late in life yeah

yeah no it's a like if you've been like in the underbelly of the internet like celebrity blind items for as long as we have like there's a lot to go on yeah there's a lot of different holes you could travel down but if you're just like you know a person who buys tabloids in the supermarkets and believes everything they read you say jayc that nice man he's been married for 100 years like how could he father of three so you know we all have different experiences.

Yeah.

Our next story is actually so crazy to me and pretty juicy, but Selena Gomez is reacting to criticism over her indefensible Spanish in Netflix's new movie, Amelia Perez.

So Selena Gomez is respectfully clapping back after Eugenio Derbez criticized her Spanish in the latest film, Amelia Perez.

So this film Amelia Perez, which has Selena Gomez in it, is getting like a lot of buzz, awards, buzz, et cetera.

I'd heard, and I had a good actress, so I just figured it was good.

This particular scene that they're referring to did also go viral on social media.

So I didn't know much about Amelia Perez, the movie, but I did see this clip.

So the Mexico-born actor first shared his opinion on Selena's project during an interview with Oblando Decine podcast host, Gabby Mesa.

He said, Selena is indefensible.

He said, I watched Amelia Perez with people, and every time she had a scene, we looked at each other to say, wow, what is this?

According to Variety, the host echoed his statements.

However, she commended Selena's efforts and said she's a very talented actress, although Spanish is not her main language, not her secondary or her fifth.

She said, I feel like she doesn't know what she's saying.

If she doesn't know what she's saying, she can't give her acting any nuance.

So in the movie, Selena speaks both Spanish and English.

She earned a standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival, but these Spanish-speaking actors are saying that

she doesn't know what she's saying when she's talking to Spanish.

And so she's not acting what the words mean.

You emphasize certain words when you know what you're saying, even like right now.

Like, I know to say like that and this like yeah but if you don't know what you're saying and it's just like a different language you just put the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable right so I guess it's like shocking if you know what she's saying

she went on to call Amelia Pres an interesting experiment since the director is also not a native Spanish speaker she said I like the film aside from the Selena moments that jump at you because it has salvageable things but I told myself how weird that the director doesn't speak English or Spanish and the movie is in Spanish and English and it takes place in Mexico and you don't understand the culture it's definitely weird.

It's so fucking weird.

I thought like we weren't doing that.

Yeah, no, and like I feel like when it comes to like actors playing things that they aren't, I think as a culture, like that conversation went a little radical.

Like you couldn't play anything if you weren't that exact thing.

Yeah.

So I don't agree with it wholeheartedly because at some point like we're all pretending we're actors like we can do an accent, but to tell a story in another language in another country about like somebody like and to have nobody on set in a powerful position, like a main actor or a director.

And it's going to be like the biggest Spanish-speaking film of the year and like represent that world.

I'm with the woke on this.

Like this is fucking weird.

Yeah, because also it's just, it wasn't done well.

If they did it well and Selena worked with an acting coach.

It wouldn't have mattered.

It wouldn't have mattered.

And nobody, and so I'll continue.

So they just said, like, it's like if I made a film in Russian without knowing the culture or speaking Russian and talking French.

It's so true.

It's so true.

So then Selena defended herself and she said, I understand where you're coming from.

I'm sorry.

I did the best I could with the time I was given.

Doesn't take away from how much work and heart I put into this movie.

Like

at this level, it's like not about a participation award for effort.

Like it's kind of a crazy statement from Selena.

It's a CBA for execution.

Like, no, and this is, it's not a school project, right?

This is a high-tech.

It's not about how hard.

Right.

Like, everybody tries hard and they win Razzies.

That doesn't mean they're not worthy of the Razzie.

Like, it's really, it's such a victim thing to respond.

It's actually like a crazy statement.

And actually, so now the actor who initially made these comments is kind of backtracking and saying that he wishes he never said them and that of course the selenators are ruining his career.

Oh, but he was like, I just feel bad for like taking down like a fellow Latina.

Like it just isn't what I wanted to do.

But the point he's making is right.

And also only someone like in that community could say it.

Cause also an English speaker, non-Spanish speaker wouldn't know that it's wrong.

But this is wrong.

No, I feel him though.

Like sometimes you want to like I am dying to critique like Jewish people who are like even when,

but you don't, because like, what are you doing?

There's enough criticisms of our community.

Like, what, I'm going to be like, the phone is called, the call is coming from inside the house.

No, but we do, by the way.

We do.

Yeah, we do.

When it's warned.

And when someone like this misrepresenting the Jewish community, there's plenty of Jewish people out there who would have done such a good job.

And it's like, and it's not like this person doesn't get opportunities.

Yeah.

No, you're right.

You're right.

But I understand his wanting to backtrack because I think people who backtrack are spineless.

But I do understand what he's saying.

Like when you are proud of your community, like what are you doing starting in fighting?

Like I actually, like, I get it.

And it probably became a bigger thing than he intended.

He was on some random podcast.

I don't even know who this actor is.

Like, so this is probably like the most amount of like heat he's gotten.

And not everyone can handle it.

So I understand why he backtracks.

Excelinators.

Like, correct.

Won't even let Haley Bieber breathe.

But I

don't know.

She talked more about Selena's statement because I feel like it's the craziest thing I've ever read.

So let me go back to it.

She wrote in the comments section of a podcast clip that had been reposted on TikTok.

She said, I understand where you are coming from.

I'm sorry I did the best I could with the time I was given.

Doesn't take away from how much work and heart I put into this movie.

Like it does actually.

And I'm sorry, like work and heart and not execution are not gonna, like, why is this have award objection, relevance to your heart and work ethic.

Right.

Like

I just, I actually can't get over what I'm crazy.

With the time I was given, like, so you're saying that it wasn't enough time if you didn't get the job done.

Yeah, it's a really

sell statement to put.

But that's what I was going to say.

She's always like, you know, I'm taking a break from social media and then she's back one month later.

Like, I mean, one week later.

So it's very Celine.

I think she sees herself like largely as a victim.

I didn't know she doesn't speak Spanish.

I didn't know that either.

Not a second language, not a fifth language, they said.

That's shocking.

So like, seriously, why would she be casting this?

Cause like,

yeah.

Yeah.

Also, like, who doesn't speak Spanish?

Like, I do.

I'm not even Latina.

Like, that's really crazy to not speak Spanish.

I wonder how Giostatas feel about this.

I would be annoyed, like, if somebody, but I guess, like I would be happy.

So it's not like she's not Latin.

She is.

So she is representative of the community, but like you would want it done well.

You would want it done right.

Yeah.

Right.

Exactly.

It's like you're giving a happy monologue and you're sad.

Yeah.

If you're a Tostada, like let us know.

And there are a lot of like Spanish-speaking actresses who get no opportunity, by the way.

Give it to Aza Gonzalez.

Like, yeah.

She needs more work.

Yeah.

So I think there aren't a lot of like, you know, big opportunities for Netflix movies where you get to speak Spanish.

And I'm sure like a Spanish actor would have loved this.

And at the end of the day, like a film, any movie at this level, Oscar buzz, like needs to be like, whether it's

historically accurate, culturally accurate, like linguistically accurate.

Like we're looking for just accuracy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And her statement here is like so fucking crazy.

I really can't get over it.

Such a lack of accountability.

And it's like giving, you know, you have to keep in mind, this is like a celebrity who's been famous since she's like 11.

And like, you know, she gets coddled.

And like, that's just like, and you could see that in her statement like yeah, I did the best I could

six.

Yeah

Like it's actually crazy like when I saw the comment.

I couldn't get over it.

I'm like You're better off not responding obviously.

So you're so you agree like it wasn't

So it's an admission.

It's an admission that you didn't do it well, but it's also you're taking no responsibility No accountability.

It's excuses.

I didn't have enough time to finish my homework.

It's really crazy.

Yeah, it is.

It's a crazy story.

It wasn't that crazy until she responded.

The craziest part to me is that they put her in this movie to speak Spanish and she didn't know what she's saying.

Well, the director didn't speak Spanish, so she probably didn't think it was that big of a deal.

Like, I just, I thought like people really weren't doing that.

They shouldn't be.

Right.

Just for accuracy purposes.

Right.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some great news?

Oh, what?

Summer house star Lindsay Hubbard welcomed her baby with her boyfriend, who's now being named because she shared the baby's last name.

Her boyfriend's name is Turner Koof and her baby's name is Gemma Britt Koof.

I was calling her journey like that name.

She

was like trying so hard to put herself into labor.

Yeah, to induce she went over.

So

I had forgotten and then she went silent for a couple of days.

So I guess people like had figured it out.

And I'm so happy for her.

I figured out that the woman who was 41 weeks pregnant gave birth.

I love

the name Gemma.

Also, it's my favorite restaurant in the city.

So it's so cute.

I'm so happy for her.

I feel like she's like living a fairy tale.

And this is so nice.

This is so nice.

I'm really happy for her.

I want her birth story.

Yeah, of course.

Of course.

Especially for someone who went so over.

Like, did she, like, I love a birth story.

Now, do you have more interest in a birth story still?

No.

No.

One day.

One day you will.

I had a dream a couple of nights ago that like I was giving birth with you and Margo and you like did the whole thing and then I found a cockroach in my back.

Like it was like really crazy.

I'm actually not afraid of giving birth.

Like

really it doesn't fall under the things that like you worry about no that you you like you have your buckets of like things that you hate but like nothing about it is like anything that you want

looking it's not like you're like scared of blood no what i think what it is is that like i'm not like loving pregnancy like so labor is like the signal that pregnancy is over yeah so like i'm down yeah let's go yeah i could do tomorrow and it's

by the time like it's over you know yeah 100 like i'm really not worried about it I'm really happy.

For some reason, I don't know why.

This just reminded me and I wanted to talk to you about Trisha Paytas being on SNL this week.

Oh, we need to talk about it because I saw a photo like with no context and I thought someone like made a mistake.

Yeah, yeah.

And I was like, oh, that's funny.

And then you told me that Trisha Paytas was on SNL.

Yes, Palm Esco hosted on Saturday night.

And I think that Bowen Yang was responsible for getting Trisha on.

For those who don't know, she's like a YouTuber who's had a very long career full of highs and lows on the internet.

But recently she's become like really adored by everyone.

And she's has this like happy ending.

I think she had like sort of like a tumultuous couple of years with like bad relationships.

I think there was drug use.

There was a lot of like mental illness and like diagnostic misdiagnoses.

And now she's married.

She's a mom of two.

She seems really, really happy in her personal life.

And that's like reflected in her content.

And people just love to watch her.

Like people really root for her.

Because it has been like a sort of tumultuous journey, if you will.

Like there were times, like she's been canceled more than anyone, you know, for everything you could think of.

Like a YouTuber would be canceled for, she's done it.

And to see her come out on on the other side, like looking so healthy, sound of mind, loves being a mom.

And then, you know, getting her flowers, like for just being funny.

And they needed, it wasn't even like they needed Trisha Paytas.

They just like wanted someone.

And I think Bowen Yang probably really likes her and wrote her into the sketch and she came and she crushed.

What was it?

It was like a sketch about celibacy.

Like it really, it had nothing even to do with Trisha Paytas.

Like they just.

Wanted to make some waves.

I'm sorry.

That's the most insane thing I ever heard that Trisha Paytas was on SNL.

Why?

Like, what do you mean?

I don't know.

Like, that's just so, like, crazy.

No, it's wild.

I feel like SNL and Trisha Paytas exist in two separate universes.

So it's like, you know, a glitch in the matrix that they know about each other.

If you follow Trisha and you're like familiar with her, you know, like she loves SNL.

So it's a dream come true.

Yes, it's a dream come true.

No, no, I just think that's so crazy.

It's wild.

By the way, I'm like, I'm happy about it.

And it was Shibuzi's episode.

I don't know if you know Shibuzi and Trisha.

You saw them hugging like when the credits rolled.

No, I didn't.

Oh, they said, you know, Paul Mescal said thank you to Dana Carvey also, and David Spade also did cameo.

So thank you to Dana Carvey, David Spade,

Shibuzi, and Trisha Bades.

No, I'm sorry.

Like those things don't exist in the same sentence.

It was really crazy.

And then she like did the hugs with everyone and she hugged Shibuzi and she hugged Wowen and she hugged Paul.

I have to watch Shibuzi's clips.

I saw someone pull me up double shadow whiskey.

And I'm so sick people in the comments being like, oh, enough with this song.

Like, shut up, shut up.

It's actually so good.

And I'm the first person to like get over a song i'm then i become like the biggest hater no i'm sorry some things are timeless and shibuzi's bar song is timeless agreed and it's like he's on snl he's gonna sing his most popular song and then what did he sing highway i didn't watch it i only watched you know highway is what he sang at the cnbs and also my noah cyrus is on that song people don't realize a lot of people don't realize that you're right people really don't realize it so i'm here to tell you Mazotov to Lindsey Hubbard, Mazotov to Tricia Paytas.

And I can't believe we're getting his name.

I wonder like what, because she's been like very protective of his identity.

Yeah.

I wonder wonder if this means like a more.

Will he be on Summer House?

Definitely not.

Not this past season, but maybe the next one.

But is she on Summer House?

It's very reminiscent of Snookie giving birth on Jersey Shore.

Like she was definitely the first one to have kids.

And I think she got pregnant by accident.

So it was like a little earlier than people.

would have expected.

And the show wasn't ready to be done.

Yeah.

They were still riding high, but they got her a separate beach house, like right down the road from the, from the main cast house.

And her, Gianni, and the baby had like their own little house.

It's like a cottage.

Like it kind of perfect.

I think that before anything, they should just put Lindsay Hubbard on Roni.

Like it should just be a graduation.

Make it swift.

Don't draw it out.

Don't make her bring the baby to the summer house for it to not twirl.

That's actually like a great idea.

Like they should just, it should be a graduation program.

That's a great idea.

It's also actually quite shocking now that I think about it.

When you think of like these young, you think of like Southern Charm, Vanner Prump Rules, Summerhouse.

Those are like kind of like the millennially version.

And then there's like the Real House-wise, which is like an older demographic.

They don't have like a cool millennial age show for New York.

They like, where's the southern charm of New York?

I guess Summerhouse is supposed to be, but for New York City.

And maybe that's what they were trying to do with Rony, become like a Vanderpump rules of New York, but they need like a cool young, young professional.

We need the valley of New York.

Yes, yes.

The city.

The city.

Or like the suburbs.

Yeah, yeah.

Like people who, because I do think it stunts a lot of people, like, who are afraid of like moving into this new phase of their life.

Yeah.

Like where they're getting married and having kids because it's what what it might do to their reality star career which is so sad um

so if people if there was a place for them to graduate to i like a graduation program i think some people would be more comfortable to taking that step and like we know that this is a bona fide reality star they've got what it takes better than an untested person who sounds like a good idea like lindsey hubbard's got what it takes and you can really build the valley of new york around lindsey hubbard like she has interesting friends claudia they should like hire us for consulting we've been coming up with great ideas for programming recently.

We really have.

But you're right.

Like, because she and the baby, they don't belong on Summerhouse.

No, and it's not, I don't want to see a baby in a summer house.

Like, Kyle's going to be 42 on the kitchen table dancing at four in the morning while the baby's trying to get some rest.

Like, it's absurd.

It's absurd.

And no, he'll be like, he'll do the midnight shift because he's literally giving bottles to Gemma.

But also, it's like people...

Like Summerhouse started because people take share houses with their friends.

And so they just filmed it.

And like, those same people like do eventually like grow up and have kids around the same time.

Like, people with babies do not do share houses with 45 friends.

No, but like what are they doing with their summers?

Like find them.

Yeah.

No, they're like

it's so true.

They're spending like the weekends in the Hamptons at Gurneys.

Yeah.

They need a second phase of life for like young reality stars of New York to go to.

Yeah.

I like that.

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Our next story, a little follow-up in the Sabrina Barry, Brecky drama.

Yes, Brecky Hill is speaking out.

Brecky Hill is speaking out and so is Barry.

So Brecky Hill addressed the hookup rumors with Barry after he was accused of

cheating on Sabrina.

She revealed she recently got out of the hospital after getting into a skiing accident, so she's been pretty busy.

However, now that she's back home, she wanted to make a video to address the rumors.

She said, to put it simply for you all, all, no, I did not get with Barry.

I have never encountered this man in my life.

The only time I've seen him is on my TV screen from watching Saltburn.

So, okay.

So she, I believe her.

Yeah, me too, but she was like living for the rumors, like the attention.

She played into it.

She reposted all those TikToks.

And then like, she actually didn't do it.

So she wanted to clear it up, but she wanted the clout.

initially.

Yeah, which by the way, like, this is her job.

This is the best thing that could happen to an influencer.

And I'm also glad that like at the end of the day, she didn't do this.

Even if, even if if she had hooked up with him, she might have thought that they weren't together because they are on and off.

But like, I think she played it perfectly considering she's an influencer.

Yeah.

So I guess I am sorry that I said like when I thought that she did it, that that would make you a home-wrecking slut.

Like I, I was wrong for that.

She's the one that you called that.

I did.

I did.

Because I said, like, because it reminded me a lot of the Tommy May,

Tommy Fury Hill.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tommy Fury girl who was like, yeah, he put him one, like so proud of breaking up a family.

And so when the girl was reposting, like, giving into these rumors, I'm like, oh, it's giving that.

Like, why are we being proud of being sluts?

Like, right.

And she actually isn't.

So I apologize.

She was just being a businesswoman.

She was just being thirsty.

Yeah.

Which I understand, by the way, better than anyone.

She said that she reposted the video that showed up on her FYP claiming that she was a homewrecking Sabrina Carpenter's relationship, quote, just simply because I thought it was so ridiculous.

Claiming that she's a homewrecking slut.

Right.

She said, I'm sorry, but if I was really the one getting with Bowery, why in the world would I be reposting about it?

I guess that's true, but we just expect like that.

Oh, for sure.

She can't put this on us.

Like, by the way, like, she's trying to, like, and she cues like, I can't believe you got, you literally made us think that.

So, and you wanted us to think that she's wrong, good, she's wrong for attacking us right now.

I never heard of Brecky, and now I'm talking about Breki.

And, like, rising tides are raising Brecky.

Yeah, no, she's a little wrong for like trying to like scream at us in her video.

Like, how could we possibly think?

You wanted us to think that, and it worked.

So, don't like come for us.

But I understand why you did what you did.

Barry Kyogan also released like a lengthy typo failed statement that was so victimy.

Like, I actually,

I don't know if you cheated, maybe they got the wrong girl, or the whole thing is untrue.

You have to take everything you read on Dumois with a grain of salt.

And the fact that this one Dumois thing became such a big story is actually so crazy.

But I just like, I think he's a loser.

So I didn't like the statement.

Like, I wasn't going to like it anymore.

Here's the statement.

I can only sit and take so much.

My name has been dragged across the internet in ways I usually don't respond to.

T-O-O, sick.

Right.

I have to respond now because it's getting to a place where there are too many lines being crossed.

Not getting.

It's getting there.

I deactivated my account because I can no longer let this stuff distract from my family and my work.

The messages I have received, no person should ever have to read them.

Absolute lies, hatred, disgusting commentary about my appearance, character, how I am as a parent, and every other inhumane thing you can imagine.

Dragging my character and everything I worked extremely hard for and stand for.

Talking about how I was a heroin baby and how I grew up.

Oh, my God.

And dragging my dear mother into it also.

Yeah, I guess.

Like if you are calling him that, you are dragging his mother into it.

Knocking on my granny's door.

Oh, no, no.

Sitting outside my baby boy's house, intimidating them.

That's crossing a line.

Agreed.

I'm with Barry.

I agree 100%.

Each and every day, I work harder to push myself on every level to be the healthiest and strongest person for that boy.

I want to provide opportunities for him to learn, fail, and grow.

I want him to be able to look up to his daddy, to have full trust in me, and know I will have his back no matter what.

I need you to remember he has to read all of this about who his father is when he's older.

Please be respectful to all.

Thank you.

Okay.

The parts about knocking on Gran's door and sitting outside the kids' house, like seriously, anyone who does that should be locked up.

Like you're mentally ill.

And it's like, now that you guys have gone so far, like Barry is actually the victim here, even though he started as not.

You played yourself.

He's not really even saying in the statement, like, I didn't cheat on Sabrina.

He's just saying, like, what the things that are being said about me and my family are so fucking horrible and you guys need to stop.

And like, he's not wrong.

No, not at all.

And so anybody who's like actually taken it this far, like on behalf of Sabrina, like Sabrina hates you.

Like, you're crazy.

That's so inappropriate.

Like, nobody wants you to do that.

Like, stop.

Seriously.

It's just like,

I still don't like him for Sabrina.

You know what I mean?

At the end of the day, like, this is good news for Sabrine.

Right.

It's very messy.

It's so crazy that people like get like that.

It also reminds me of like Scandival.

It's like, you guys, you don't know these people.

No, it reminds me weirdly of like baby reindeer.

Like, I didn't watch it.

Okay, so it's not even remotely similar, but it's just about like a girl who becomes obsessed with a guy and like she's crazy showing up.

Like there are people like this and celebrity culture is so wild and social media makes it so much worse because these people who are already like probably on the verge susceptible to some sort of mental illness become even more radicalized thinking like, oh, look, Sabrina's talking to me on Instagram.

Emboldened.

Glinda emboldened him.

Thank you.

Perfect fucking word.

They become emboldened because they think Sabrina's like literally talking to them on Instagram.

And like, to the person who's already like on the verge of like losing it, it's emboldened.

They, thank you.

This is literally the only fucking word to use.

It's emboldened.

And so it's crazy to imagine there are people out there who could be so weird.

Yeah.

But there are.

And

it's actually so scary to be like a really famous person.

Yeah.

The craziest fucking people like see your shit.

Yeah.

So everyone just like, take a step back, take a seat.

Get in the car.

Leave his kids' house.

Leave the grandma's house.

Stop trash talking his mother.

Yeah.

The thing is, if you've gotten to a place where you're like, like seriously attacking physically, verbally a celebrity's private parent.

You have I don't care what the celebrity did like seriously even if they had were committed a murder like you really you need to stop no and at the end of of the day if you're a carpenter and you're doing this like for sabrina which i am too like a carpenter i'm like what does that have to do like building a dresser carpenter can you come build something in my uh claudia's room no like this is good for the brain okay it's true so just sit down carpenters i'm gonna i'm gonna teach you a phrase that you might not know and it's gonna really help you rising tides rise all shades right and this is good for the brain it totally is she's so famous like i love oh you know what i was thinking about because the video of her singing last christmas christmas from her

Christmas spectacular with Chappell Roan went really viral.

Obviously, everything Chappell does like becomes, and it got me thinking a lot about Chap because Chap is sort of Olivia Rodrigo's pal.

Like she opened for Olivia while, and I think a huge part of like the moment that catapulted Chap's career was hugely,

you could.

responsible from that opening of the guts tour in the states.

So she was having this moment and then the guts tour suit.

And then she went to the guts tour screening.

She has then come back and performed h-o-t-t-o-g-o at the staples center so olivia's like her girl and olivia if no one's responsible for her success but olivia definitely

if there was someone it would be olivia and so for her to just like you know sing with sabrine i thought that was interesting did anybody else think that no but now that you say it i have two thoughts on the one hand like maybe chap and Olivia had a falling out, but I actually don't know.

No,

they were just together at the Sour Guts Netflix premiere.

She was filmed weeks ago, Sabrina's thing.

So like, it was probably the same week.

I don't think it's that.

And also, you know, if we are strong women, like we should believe that like

there's these women shouldn't be fighting, especially because they were fighting about a guy.

Sabrina didn't, they didn't cheat on Olivia.

And Olivia has no reason to dislike Sabrina.

No, Sabrina has reasons to dislike Olivia.

Right.

So I think Sabrina has no issue because I liked a boy.

And all of this for what?

I think Sabrina has no issue like taking her friend.

By the way, I wasn't blaming Sabrina.

I was thinking is Olivia mad.

Olivia can't be mad because

Olivia can't be mad at Sabrina or what Sabrina does.

No, is Olivia mad at chap?

It's just like if one of like Kim's close friends was working with Taylor, which happens a lot, actually.

Is Olivia mad at chap.

That's what I was thinking.

I don't think if she like looks at it like in a principled way, she can't be.

Like we're girl, like girl power, you know?

She's not going to stop someone from an opportunity.

Yeah.

So maybe on the inside, she's mad, but like it's not going to actually affect her friendship with chap.

It was a thought that crossed my mind.

It's weirdness.

And it's also like Kim and Taylor and Skims and everything.

Yep.

But at a certain point, like if that's your friend and you support women, like what are you going to stop them from having an opportunity?

Right.

And, you know, as big as Chap is, like, she's never been on Netflix before.

Like, it's a big thing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Our fifth and final story, like, so really, like, it's just weird.

This is crazy.

Tyler Cameron is reacting to Backlash after posting an awkward text fight with his girlfriend, Tate Madden.

So in case you missed it, Tyler Cameron is actually in like a very sweet and healthy and pargy relationship.

Yes, and they've actually been together for quite some time.

They've only recently went public, but not to make everything about us, like when we were with them like two years ago, they were still, they were together.

So they managed to keep it private for a really long time.

She's a really private girl.

She doesn't have like a lot of Instagram followers and they seem really happy.

And it's a very normal, healthy relationship.

Like, I think they like live together now where they like decorate.

I saw like a video they did with Pottery Bar and she like decorated their house for the holidays.

Like they're very normal, very sweet relationship.

I actually think like they are very, they can, they have the, they can go the distance.

And I ship so hard.

me too she's very pretty very normal but tyler cameron did something weird and bad and i just i before we we drag him which we absolutely will like it's important to like we're actually we're good friends with tyler cameron i love him i think he's not a bad person at all

p jump like this was just like a genuine lapse in judgment um like two things can be true like you can be a p-jump but you can also make a mistake and so like i am about to read them to filth i don't think that it is not a overall general statement on Tyler as a person.

He is actually fabulous, like a very, very nice, respectful guy.

Agreed.

So he posted a screenshot of his text messages with his girlfriend of them in a fight.

And he said, don't go on a sweet treat run without your girlfriend.

Lesson learned.

But like in the text message that he shared, like there, she's actually mad at him.

Yeah, no, it's like, not cute.

So you didn't get me ice cream.

Like it's actually a fight.

And like, seriously, I didn't need to see this.

Like

I just want to say, and we only got like a couple of bars in the fight.

I'm so team tape.

Of course.

So he wrote to her, now you're mad again.

And she said, I just don't understand why anything fun you do, you don't want to do with me.

We'll we'll go to riverside have a fun night and he wrote we're getting ice cream are you kidding me this is a fun moment oh he said this is a fun moment so he's like didn't understand why like right ice cream equals fun right i thought he was saying at first like this is a fun moment why are you ruining it no like oh this is the sort of thing that you would miss out on they're literally fighting over ice cream and it's like they're actually not oh you think that like that's why people had such a reaction to this like

For her to say like, I don't understand why you always like do the fun things without me.

Like, that's a fight.

Like, that's none of my fucking business.

Like,

that's why the whole thing was weird it's not like she said I don't know why you only get sweet treats without me like then that's a cutesy I still wouldn't post it but it would have been it wouldn't have gotten so many no she was like actually mad about something bigger yeah and it's not about the ice cream it's not about the pasta it's about the fact that like maybe this is a pattern where it's like whenever there's something really fun going on it's like with his friends and like not her like maybe it's an issue in the relationship whatever seriously like He obviously didn't know that she was actually mad because he never would have posted that.

No.

And it wasn't just don't go on a sweet treat run without your girlfriend.

No, not at all.

That wasn't the lesson to learn.

And so anyways, he was at an event and he caught up with Page Six and they asked about the text fight that he shared.

And he said, I got crushed for that.

He admitted that he thought it was funny to share the awkward exchange with his followers only to find out that Tate was not pleased at all.

Oh, good.

He said, so I paid the price for it, learned my lesson.

Some jokes should be kept inside.

It's not a joke.

Like, I feel like he actually still is not understanding.

But I just think the lesson here is like, not everything needs to be shared on the internet.

Of course.

And that's always a really good lesson.

Oh my God.

And it is a lesson you unfortunately have to learn the hard way.

Like maybe this is Tyler.

Sometimes you have to learn it two or three times before you shut the fuck up.

I actually think as far as like Tate's gripe, this whole saga will boost her

status in the relationship.

Her status in the argument, where it's like, he's clearly not taking this one thing seriously.

He still thinks it's a joke.

And the whole world is now telling him like, no, that wasn't nice.

It's kind of like every girl's dream.

Like you get the whole world chiming in saying you're right

in an argument.

Like we can be mad at him, but she should also be like a teensy bit happy that he stepped in shit because it ended up showing him like everyone thinks you're wrong.

Literally, everyone in the world.

Not just me.

Everyone thinks you're wrong for getting ice cream without me and for telling everyone about it.

Correct.

So I thought this was so weird.

I don't believe he's a bad guy.

I think like he's seriously like misjudged.

Yeah.

I really like these two together.

I feel like we haven't even like ever spoken about the fact because it was like a very slow rollout.

It wasn't like a big launch.

It was like, she was spotted a lot.

I think people thought maybe like she worked for him.

I think they did do some work together.

Like that's how they met.

So it was like really sweet.

And

like slave for her, like not my boyfriend having dated Gigi Hadid, you know?

Oh, yeah.

I saw.

Did you see that?

I saw.

Of course I saw.

Bella Hadid was on an episode of Yellowstone last night.

Oh my God.

No, I didn't see that.

What the hell were you talking about?

That Gigi and Bradley went to dinner with Muhammad.

Oh, Muhammad is really, like, actually should be arrested.

He's the scare.

I can't believe that.

His posts on social media, like seriously, are

actually frightening no like there's actually no one posting like worst most offensive stuff to like every like offending every every not just us like every no no no jackie bella haded was on yellowstone last night for like a second because you know she's like cosplaying life as like a rodeo clown i know did we skip the episode yeah i know i was really upset like tyler shields what what's his name tyler shields no that's the photographer the the photography yeah

sheridan taylor sharidin taylor sharidin what is you doing Like, seriously, we are not turning on Yellowstone.

Even if I didn't, like, loathe Bella Hadid, like, I still don't want her on Yellowstone.

What?

Yeah, I'm really upset.

Like, people are being like, is that Bella Hadid?

I'm like, yeah, fucking was.

Oh, my God.

No.

I'm literally

Bradley Cooper, like, not only broke bread with Muhammad Hadid, but that he, like, was publicly spotted.

Like, that.

Yeah.

So bad.

No, Muhammad Hadid is like definitely on a watch list of some sorts.

Like, he's seriously, so scary.

Yeah.

So yeah, not a great, not a great weekend for the sisters.

No, no, no.

Oh, I thought we were talking about the same thing.

No, that's so crazy that there were two things.

No, I know.

I'm so upset.

Like, oh my god, I can't, yours is worse.

I know.

Mine's worse.

100%.

Yeah.

Well, that's our show.

I'm kind of hot.

So like, I'm ready to wrap.

These lights are making me warm.

No, that's our show anyway.

And I need lunch.

I'm leaving.

Sad.

I'll make you.

What do you want for lunch?

Stranberry?

Grilled cheese strandberry?

I'm like, not in the mood for something homemade.

Do you know what I mean?

Oh my God.

You sound like my husband.

Like, it's like.

L-O-L.

It's mean.

It's definitely mean to say.

It's not even that it's mean.

I cannot understand it.

Like, I'm never in the mood.

Unless I really don't want to do the dishes that night, then like I want to go to a restaurant, but I'm never in the mood to like bring something in.

Sometimes in pregnancy, like sometimes I'm really craving like homemade fare.

And sometimes it's really craving, like, give me, I want chemicals.

Like, I want to.

What are you craving?

I'm not sure.

We'll have to, we'll have to sit down and think about it.

Okay.

I'm just so curious.

Like, what, I need an answer.

You know what I mean?

Well,

that's hard with me these days.

Like, I can't provide answers to everyone for everything.

Like, Ben's always asking me questions that it needs answers.

Like, what do you want to do for?

Shut up.

I like picking up too, but I don't like delivery.

Yeah.

You have something against delivery.

I think delivery like in the burbs is weird.

It doesn't hit the same.

And literally the other night, too long, Ben said to Zach, like, where should we order Cheddes?

And he was like, you're seriously asking the wrong people.

We don't order in.

We don't.

We have to ask for recommendations.

Yeah, I don't do it.

And either I go to a restaurant if I want to dine out, or I, there's a couple places I like to pick up from and like, it's good pickup.

Yeah.

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