Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday.

Like, this fucking sucks.

Let's just acknowledge it.

Like, it's Monday.

We worked so hard last week, literally for what?

Just to be back here again.

I hadn't had that thought process this morning.

I feel like it's a very fair Monday as far as Mondays goes.

And we are so close to like Thanksgiving holiday season I feel like they and I are just like truly at different parts of our cycle based on like our perspective like it's Monday this blows no I'm at a pretty fearful part I'm but I actually I'm but I'm not taking it out on a day of the week like I'm just laying out on my husband like but on Friday I was so you know accomplished and I was like yay it's the weekend and it just kind of like flew by I'm back where I started and what do I have to show for it fucking nothing

what do you have to show for your weekend what did you do this weekend I literally watched watched Yellowstone.

I ate.

I went to the park.

Oh, I saw that you went to the park.

What else did I do?

I had such a busy weekend.

I feel like so many weekends.

I really enjoy being home, like playing in the backyard, barbecuing.

And like, that's always fun.

But this weekend, both days, we were like active as fuck.

Like in cars.

That says now you feel different about the weekend.

Like I did nothing with my weekend.

I'm doing nothing with my life.

Like I honestly, I had enough weekend.

We had so much fun, but like I'm wiped out from the weekend.

Like I'm ready to get back to my routine.

You know it's real when like the naps are taken in the car and not in the crib because that just means you're on the go.

We did so much on Saturday.

We went shopping.

We went to the beach.

I posted this on my Instagram, but it's been a cornerstone of my weekend.

I went to the Lake Crusade outlet and I stocked up.

They had my color of preference.

It was just such an amazing experience.

I didn't know that there were Lake Crusade stores, let alone outlets, let alone in my business.

I didn't know they like sold anywhere other than like the Bloomingdale's kitchen aisle.

Other than like Williams Sonoma full price and they'll tack on more for William Sonoma.

Like maybe you'll find one one time like out of Goodwill, but that's it.

So thank you to Shannon Ford for influencing me to do that.

So Saturday was just like so busy with, honestly, I shopped till I dropped.

That's like, to me, actually, that's a really unenjoyable way to spend the day.

I do not enjoy, like I like the process of like buying nice things for myself, but like the types of shopping where you're just like, You get home and your feet hurt, that's like not an enjoyable way to spend the weekend.

No, it was enjoyable shopping because it was like strolling down the street shopping not like in the dressing room trying on jeans like maybe i'll try on a pair of shoes and i was with the boys so like everything is just fun to look at like art galleries and stuff um and i did walk away with a new set of lay crusé and a pair of chanel sandals and a chanel outfit i see that you're wearing that today

Oh, yes, but this I got at Chanel.com.

I didn't get this in store.

It's an online story.

So if you're watching on YouTube, Jax and I are sporting new fall merch collection, which drops on Wednesday, this Wednesday.

So in two days at 10 a.m.

on our website, shoptoesmerch.com.

These are two of the sets that that we're dropping.

Jackie's is the Gargie Pargi set.

She's wearing a size medium.

Is that correct?

I took a medium.

Yes.

I'm not wearing it.

Yeah, actually, I'm not wearing this medium.

This medium's wearing me.

I'm wearing the Girly Swirly University set.

We'll be teasing like all the products that we're launching.

There's more.

You guys, there's so much cute stuff.

And I don't want to like get ahead of the other cute stuff and like not focus on the cute stuff that we're wearing.

Of course, we had to make Gargie Pargi merch because it's Gargie Pargi Fall.

And like this has been sitting in my bathroom staring at me every day.

And I've just been wanting to wear it, but I didn't want to tease it too far in advance.

And that's like not fun for anyone.

And then, of course, I'm a student at Girly Swirley University.

I don't know about you, but I'm getting my education there.

And I feel so- I wish that you could have seen me walking to work.

Like, I guess when somebody walks by me, like, wearing a graphic tee, I guess they do always like look at it and like read what it says.

And people were doing that to me.

And I could see like the actual confusion on the faces of people.

They were like, girly swirly.

Is that a real place?

Like, seriously, every, I'm like, wow, my, my boobs must look big today.

Everybody's staring at them.

Everyone was reading my sweatshirt.

I was cracking it, it, but I actually at like one point did feel a little embarrassed.

It was so funny.

And we also made a matching hat, which you'll see on Instagram.

But can you please tell the story?

Yes.

I was in Publix.

I was wearing the girly swirly university hat that we've made.

It says GSU.

And then I was wearing a the bar sweatshirt.

And someone walked by me and he was like, did you pass the bar?

And I'm like, uh, no, I'm just like a big guy.

And then Jackie texts me.

She's like, we have to tell the merch people, like, we have to cancel this GSU hat.

It's confusing.

It must be like a law school.

Yeah, I thought he like saw I went to Georgia State and was like, did you pass the bar?

Because I'm wearing a university hat.

Later in my shopping experience, I realized that I'm wearing a sweatshirt that says the bar and a university on my head.

And I look like a fraudulent.

I don't look like somebody who literally like just found out they passed the bar and then had to go to Publix.

So you wanted to celebrate in your own way.

So I would just say like if you have a bar,

don't wear it with any GSU merch because you will really confuse people.

And all of a sudden, they'll be looking for a research.

You will see.

We had such such cute photo shoot.

You will see everything.

So make sure you're following all of us on social media, but the vibes are like very scholarly, very autumnal,

very autumnal, browns and maroons.

And, you know, it's giving fall at Harvard, honestly.

It is.

It's also giving the color palette of a chili.

That wasn't the inspo, but that's just what happens when Garji Pargi five eyes.

It's not like we definitely didn't do it on purpose, but like it's who we are.

Like if you were cut open my body, the colors, I would bleed chili colors, you know?

I mean you actually like two that is the color we have one other set that is our classic low-key classic set that's the toast logo set and it's in a camel which is also quite chili like and then I don't want to play favorites but we did produce one item that is my absolute it's a new skew for us it's like a product we've never made yeah that's right it's a cardigan

We made a cardigan, you guys, because that's all.

And it's like, it's actually sick.

And not wearing that has been really difficult for me.

So I'm really excited to be having an easier time getting it.

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So that's just like kind of totally.

Big news from us.

There's always big news from us.

I've been wearing my GSU tote so much for the last month.

I think I post it all the time because I'm always wearing it.

I wore it to the petting zoo yesterday and something so crazy happened to me.

I believe he went to a petting zoo yesterday.

That's just so not you.

Well, we didn't go to a a petting zoo proper.

We went to a farm and they had a little zoo area, but like you can pet the animals.

And it was giving petting zoo and you could feed the animals.

And the kids were feeding carrots to the llamas, which is what they said you should feed them.

But I think they were just like fucking with you because then the llamas started spitting carrots at us.

Oh my God.

So I have like llama spit up on my GSU.

llama spit pajama.

Llama, llama, spit pajama.

Claudia, I was strong.

Those places are.

I went with Olivia once to like a zoo type of, not zoo, it was like a sanctuary where you can like feed and whatever.

And the kids love it.

And the kids are so fearless.

Like they just run headfirst like into these pens.

Meanwhile, I'm freaking out.

And the place, like every animal was in an enclosure, but they had like goats.

Roaming freely.

I guess the goats like get special, whatever.

And you can like, when you buy your ticket, they give you a bag of like raw vegetables, like string beans and carrots to feed.

And like these kids just running with their hands.

I'm surprised they don't lose a a finger.

I was screaming.

I turned around.

There's a goat right beside.

Like, seriously, that is something I will, like, when I become a parent, I will never, like, I can't.

It's so hard.

Hopefully, you go with other parents who will go in the birdcage so that you don't have to, which is what happened.

But I also, I went in the kangaroo pen.

There was like two little kangaroos.

And I was just like, okay, there was a ton of people.

So what are the odds they're going to come for us?

And it was like, my energy was actually like, I don't want to project that onto you.

You're putting everyone in danger.

They are fearless.

So it's honestly better if i just like don't go in because i was like

and honestly as a humanitarian i also find fault like you saying that there's a kangaroo in south florida like literally why that's like why is there a polar bear in central park actually don't know if that polar bear is still in the central park zoo but let me tell you for 25 years there was a dead ass polar bear in Manhattan like in this tiny little glass like it was too sad it was wrong like when they get such exotic animals like I don't know it puts the whole thing in perspective for me and I'm like I gotta get out of here I can't support this this.

I understand, but my

degree of concern just ranges on the size of the animal versus the cage that they're in.

So, like, I am starting with the orcas.

And until like the orcas are back in the wild, like a little baby kangaroo happened with his buddy and they had a big pen.

It's just like, it's about the ratio of size to cage.

I also feel like ever since Blackfish, the documentary, like shined a light on orcas and then just like the whole industry in general, a lot of like zoos and facilities like like that have changed their names to being like sanctuaries, which makes you think like, oh, these are all rescues.

And I feel like they're literally not.

They just like changed the name on the sign from a zoo to a sanctuary just to be marked as safe.

I saw an orca on Real taking a sneak that shot in his pool and splashed the audience.

Literally.

If I were there,

I would not have been.

That's what was happening to you with the carrots.

It was, I know.

It was funny to watch him take his power.

No, I loved every minute of it, like those poor kids.

But you know what?

Like, that's what your parents get for taking you.

I will never in my life take my children to, like, especially the sea aquarium type of, what's that?

What's the one called?

Sea World.

Um, but you know, they're off-brand.

Like, I will never.

Yeah, like, because, like, goats and llamas, like, those are farm animals.

Yes.

And we were at a farm.

That's fine.

We were at, by the way, we were at a farm, a working farm.

So that makes sense.

A thousand percent.

You have like that carrot.

No, that's, I'm fine.

That's non-GMO.

That's cool.

it was non-gmo not a gm row in sight but a gsu

gsu was always in sight because i'm getting my degree online well that's the other thing i was working for an hourly wage and the story of how i got into gsu is actually really really crazy i'll tell it really briefly i was working for an hourly wage and i went did you apply early i went to high school and i didn't do great

oh i think i knew that but still you know i got to make more cash and more education is what i was definitely looking at so when i get a degree obviously what do i think think?

I'll make a bigger salary.

And so now I had to see which college is right for me.

Where do you go?

I went on the internet and I found EducationConnection.com.

I took some pre-tests, obviously, like to find out my direction.

And then I was taking my classes online at GSU, getting my degree.

Getting your degree online.

That was what I loved about GSU.

Like, it was completely on my own time.

On turdy's time.

And Education Connection matched me with the right college for free.

It's hard.

It's very so hard not to sing it.

You did really good.

Thank you.

That was really funny.

At breaking it down.

I love to break down.

I love to break down.

Block and jam and break.

Jam and break.

You could study that at GSU.

What else can you study at GSU?

Oh, I mean, the possibilities are endless.

They have like

obviously like a mean, mean communications program.

That's kind of what they're known for.

They have a really strong writing program where they'll help you title titled.

Yeah, they will.

They will.

That's like a whole concentration.

You can actually,

you can actually build your major around that, which I think a lot of students really love.

And I think not enough people, when it comes to GSU, not enough people really talk about the Greek life.

It's so

Greek.

Yeah.

And

if you give any of the students a word,

any word, they will literally on demand show you it is Greek.

Okay.

Can I have one?

Pargy.

Pargy comes from the Greek word pargapolis, which means beautiful.

And I learned that at Girly Squirrel University, and you can too.

So come on down.

Fall enrollment.

By the way, this is, what's that Blake Lively movie where they make a college?

Accepted.

That's literally GSU.

It is.

I would love to go to GSU.

There's no encampments at GSU.

Oh, yeah, no.

We don't tolerate any like radicalism.

The only thing we're indoctrinating you on is like the movie sleepover, okay?

That's really it.

That's so true.

Yeah.

Julie Courtney.

Julie Courtney.

Like you will, you will leave Girly Swirly University completely unradicalized, but really fucking annoying.

And that's what we can.

That's the kind of promises we make at GSU.

Yeah.

Our mascot is you.

Literally.

And by the way, we've never lost a a football game because of the NC.

Because we don't have a football game.

Wait, also, speaking of television, last night was the world premiere of the final season of Yellowstone.

I'm sure everyone watched it.

We will do an official recap at the end of the show, but just letting you know that that's coming.

Yeah, I'm excited.

I haven't spoken to you.

No, I am.

But I was excited to be sat up with something to watch on a Sunday evening.

And can we just put out a collective thanks to Paramount Network for airing it at 8 o'clock?

Like, 8 o'clock is such an underrated time.

Like no, eight o'clock is the time.

Eight o'clock Eastern.

Like if you've got central problem, you've got your own stuff going on.

Eight o'clock Eastern is the time for Prime Time.

The time for Prime Time, like understand me?

It's not nine o'clock and it's not 10 o'clock.

I'm done with the show at 10 o'clock.

Like that's too late.

On a weeknight on Sunday where we're all trying to reset and like get our weeks off to a good start.

Eight o'clock, I can't really tell you how much I appreciated that.

Yeah, it was nice.

I was able to start a book.

I had some pie that I got from the farm.

So I had some pie with my yellow stuff.

I know what I did this weekend.

I I totally forgot.

I read a whole book.

Which one?

The Many Lives of Mama Love.

Yeah, it was Oprah's book choice.

I loved it.

I loved it.

Like, it was just the thing to get me back, you know?

Should I?

I think you would like it.

I'm reading a Frida, just a little power cleanser to get me to the next one.

I'm going to put this on my Goodreads quickly, or else I will completely forget.

I need a Goodreads for TV shows because when I always say I'll add it to my content plate, I don't put it anywhere.

Anytime someone recommends me a book that I want to read, no, but like I don't write it down.

Goodreads, I guess that's like where all the different streamers you could log into your Netflix and Jennifer.

It exists.

Gen Z's obsessed with it.

I don't know if it's about TV shows or movies.

I think it's both, both.

I think it's called Letterbox.

I need it for TV shows and movies.

It definitely exists.

Something like that.

I'll poke around.

I'm pretty sure, but it might just be movies.

I could do it for movies too.

And I watched another Harry Potter movie.

And I know, like, it's tough when I get really into something that, like, they're such a fan base of.

Like, when I started watching Gilmore Girls, I never really told you guys that, like, I stopped watching it because I couldn't with those fucking women.

Like, they were just horrible women.

Like, I just, I hated all of them.

Like,

one season did you get it?

Like, two.

Once you've seen one episode of Gilmore Girls, you've seen them all.

Like, nothing happens.

I think that's also the point.

Yeah, and it's nice, but like, for better and stimulated a little bit more.

And so I'm sorry.

Like, I didn't even want to follow up with where my journey went because so many people love it.

And I'm not trying to take a big shit on it.

And having the same sort of thing with Harry Potter, maybe I like watched too much of it too quickly.

Like, so we only watched one this week and it was the Ironer of the Phoenix.

And

it was fine.

It was good.

I'm just like,

was the Phoenix ironer?

I don't even know who the Phoenix was.

How about that?

Okay.

Did they iron it after all?

Like, I know why they called it the goblet of fire.

Why did they call it the Order of the Phoenix?

No, I literally don't know.

And I'm just like, I'm kind of getting over it.

Or I need like a little bit of a break.

Yeah, think about the fact that everybody waited years for the books to come out in between each other.

And movies, too.

It's unnatural to watch them back to back to back.

Yeah, and it's not like, it's not that good, you know?

Like, it's good.

It's good.

It's good.

Oh, and oh my God, now it's all coming back to me.

I actually had like a very productive weekend.

I met Baby Reed.

Baby Reed.

Dana from the Reed has and her baby Reed.

I finally met him.

He's so cute.

So like that was kind of like the big moment of my weekend.

That's so crazy.

He's so cute.

It's also crazy to see like an actual child tending to a child.

Do you know what I mean?

It's very disarming.

They are proportionately massive.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just like Dana's aura.

Like not even the fact that she's 3'11.

Like her aura is also very childlike.

She has this sort of beautiful essence that's very childlike.

And so just to see her like burping a baby, I'm like, excuse me?

What are you doing?

Yeah.

I was shocked.

It's like when people like film their eight-year-olds taking care of their new baby.

Like

when you have a kid at home and then you just get home from the hospital with your newborn baby.

It's like this grown kid.

Yeah, that's literally Dana.

Yeah, you have like an older child who can now help you with the younger one.

It's a beautiful thing.

That's a beautiful thing.

That's Dana.

That's literally Dana, older sister.

That's really.

We also have a lot to get into because after last week's episode wrapped, the Grammy Noms came out and everyone was freaking.

Yes.

I'm honestly glad.

We couldn't have fitted into Friday's episode.

I was focused on one Brianna Miss chicken.

And the Friday thing.

When it came out, everybody was like, oh, Grammy Noms, one second after you released the episode.

I was actually relieved.

I only had space in my brain on Friday for one thing and one thing only, and that was SpongeBob Square Chin.

Yeah.

So everything happens the way it should.

Correct.

Everything happens for a reason, Terni.

Correct.

Trust the timing of your life.

I will.

Trust the timing of the toast.

I shall.

I feel like sometimes people don't trust the timing.

I don't know.

Do you feel?

Do you find that?

I have a lot of gripes with people in general, and I don't know if them not trusting timing is something

of the timing.

That's not one of my personal gripes.

but to each their own, obviously.

I just find that that's something that people struggle with.

But

that's also something we're tackling at Gurley Swirley University.

It's kind of one of our core tenets.

How to really enjoy a Malafi.

It's our core, one of our core tenets of the university.

It's one of the Malafi women.

One of the founding principles.

What is the founding principle of Gurley Swirley University?

That's a really good question.

And that

the answer is: what is the founding principle?

Just like,

I don't know.

That's like a hard question.

Do you know what I mean?

For like this fake stupid university that we made up.

You're being that Joe Rogan clip.

No, like, I think we've eventually, like, I don't know.

You questioned too close to the sun.

Like, I understand, but you, remember I told you about that Joe Rogan clip?

Well, he'll be like riffing with someone.

And then you're like, no, by the way, I don't know why.

Like, I'm out of the riff.

Like, the riff ended, and now I'm like back in reality.

And I can't go back there.

You can't make me.

I need to find this clip.

I'm going to post it to my story because I've experienced it.

I'm podcast.

I'm on Joe Rogan today.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Shall we?

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Our first story, Grandma Nominations 2025.

I know everyone's been waiting for it.

Beyonce leads this year with 11 nominations as Taylor Swift, Chapel Rohn, Sabrina Carpenter, and Charlie X are also among the top nominees.

So the nominees are

before we go for the big nominees.

Can I just say one thing?

I think one of the big stories of this

nomination, and I think the thing that I had seen most was Ariana Grande being snubbed.

Eternal Sunshine is not nominated in any of the main four categories.

She is nominated, I think, in like Best Pop Vocal Album, which is where they like give you, throw you a bone, right?

Where they stick you.

And people are so mad and so furious and i want to say i was not in the least bit surprised that she wasn't nominated i actually when you look at the level of talent and the amount of albums that like went so viral and i'm talking about full bodies of work like how i i i never even actively listened i never sat down and listened to charlie x's music i probably know eight songs on her album just from like the grocery store and tick tock um chapel roan sabrina taylor like it really was the year of the pop girlies and all these four categories include every genre they include country r and b yeah so i think to assume that Ariana would have been in any of those main categories is a false assumption.

I think the album was good.

I think there was one song that really took off, but I don't think the whole body of work really,

for most people, not her fans, like for most people, people didn't receive it like that.

Like they just listened to We Can't Be Friends like on the radio.

Yeah, so I really liked the album and I would have been totally happy to see it get nominated for something big, but understand that it was a huge stacked year and so it didn't get that because like there's a million categories and there were other big pop albums.

I think think the bigger snub is We Can't Be Friends, not getting nominated for Song or Record of the Year when it not only was such a popular song, but musically, like it is sonically so fucking good.

It's so funny.

I didn't even, it didn't even cross my mind.

Like it's a good song.

I actually sat down and went out of my way to listen to it, the album too.

But when you really think about from a pop perspective, how competitive it was this year, like that album just really did not make the cut.

Like even this year, I feel like we've been talking so much about the pop girlies, Chappelle, Sabrina,

Taylor.

Like we never said Ariana.

Like we literally never did.

Every time we're talking about like the Battle of the Pop Girls, like that's a good song.

I don't even think it really had such, it had a lot of success, but not when you compare it to like other big songs that were on there.

We were talking about it in like Q1, Q2 of this year.

Ever since the summer, it's been Chapel, Sabrina, Charlie, maybe even like Olivia.

But in Q1, Q2, Ari's album had come out, Casey Musgraves, who was thoroughly snubbed.

Because to me, like she put out a really nice album that could have been nominated, but wasn't.

I think it was another one that just like didn't hit that i don't think that i don't think that you're snubbed like just because you put out an album not snubbed i i

like

not snubbed because there's no one here i would take out that's the thing like if you want someone to be nominated tell me who you want to deserve it and i can't say i would take out chopper women because i didn't listen to it or i would take out billy i didn't listen to it and so but you can't deny the judge right i can only judge the albums that i listened to and if something that i listened to i thought wasn't good enough i could say you could take that out but i can't say about without you know i I didn't listen to Andre 3000 I don't know if you should take that out no you probably shouldn't right you probably shouldn't and it also like those categories are meant to represent like a breadth of genres not just the music we listen to right so like of the music of the pop albums that made it to album of the year and the ones that i listened to like no i wouldn't there's only space for so many things but like i thought casey musgraves released a beautiful album as did ariana but it was just a stacked year for albums so it's not like a snubbing necessarily but to not really get that in one big category and just get pop vocal that's a little snubby because they could have thrown in a best pop vocal performance for week campaigns.

I feel like when you're at a certain level and you put out music, there is this expectation from like your fans that you would just get nominated because of that.

And I feel like Ariana is at that level where like every time she releases music, it's like a big deal.

It was good, you know, you could objectively, it was good music.

You can't like really criticize it.

It was well received.

So it's like same with Casey Musgrave.

She's a person at a certain level who released an album and there's just this expectation that you would be included in these categories.

And I actually think that's false.

Like just because you are at that level and you release an album doesn't automatically mean that you just get put in those categories.

But Casey Musgrave's last album, I wouldn't have said the same thing.

Like, this was a really, really good album.

The songs were

to think about

how it sells, right?

That's what that famous Kanye line: you got to say, they say you got to sell it to snatch the Grammy.

Like, how it performs is a huge indicator of whether you're included or not.

And I do not think that Casey's most recent album performed well, given her, you know, history.

Yeah.

So that, that guy.

But it's not a people's choice of words.

It's also just about

their take on music.

And, anyways, I just think there were a lot of really

good this year.

So next year is like, you could try next year.

Try again.

You could try Sears.

Oh, and notably missing from every single category is Dula Peep.

And like her small but mighty fandom is Enraged.

But I think that like most listeners of music are not surprised to, what was the album called?

Radical Optimism or something?

The song that you probably know is Houdini,

which was a bop.

She's known for making bops, but I think it references what we've been saying about her a lot.

It's like there's really no interpersonal connection between her and her fans.

We don't know anything about her.

She just is kind of like this hitmaker, and that's it.

Yeah, it's like what Casey Muskreads doesn't have.

Yes.

Dua Lipa.

It's hard to have.

And what Dua Lipa doesn't have is what Casey Musgraid doesn't have.

It's hard to have everybody listening to your music and everyone caring about your music too.

Like they each have one.

Yeah.

So, let's get into some of the big categories.

Record of the year.

And so, this is always the song that's like, it's not about what was the most popular song of the year.

Production.

Song of the year.

It's about production.

One, now and then, the Beatles.

Seriously?

What year?

Like, what are they talking about?

The Beatles are dead.

Claudia, I don't know when they do shit like this.

Like, seriously.

I didn't hear it at Publix.

It wasn't.

Oh, great.

Oh, but it's about sound.

Two, Texas Wholesome Beyonce.

That was everywhere.

Three, Espresso, Sabrina.

Four, 360, Charlie.

How does that go?

Because I don't have that experience with Brad.

To me, Brad is so internet.

Like, I don't know.

It's so internet.

And by the way, if you told me the title of a song, I don't know.

You play it for me.

I know all the words.

Like, I actually don't know which one.

Okay.

Oh, wait.

No, I don't know.

I literally don't know.

Okay.

Five Birds of a Feather, Billie Eilish.

That's a really beautiful song.

Six, Not Like Us, Kendrick Lamar.

I feel like that might win.

How does it go?

It's one of those ones also, like, play it and I know the words, but I don't.

But it's like, it's everywhere.

Seven, Good Luck, Babe, Chapel Rome.

It's a very, it's such a competitive year.

And eight Fortnite.

by Tailored.

It's competitive because it's tailored, but like

it's competitive.

I start the album at track number two.

I don't think it's competitive, and it's so interesting how TTPD is in all these big categories as it 1,000% should be and I think it actually has a chance to win some of them.

And the lead single that they put forth and they obviously you have to nominate yourself you put yourself up for nominations.

Like they don't just choose you.

She put forth Fortnite in a bunch of different categories and that's like the one she ran with and I and I don't think it's even remotely like emblematic of how good the album is.

So what do you think will win record of the year?

What do you think should win record of the year?

Wow, you end these like deep questions today.

I don't fucking know.

Like we do this every time.

Like what would you vote for as as a member?

What do you think will actually get the award?

I think Billie Eilish will get the award.

No, I don't think she will.

It was not, like, Billie Eilish had a lot of success this year, but it was not her year.

Do you know what I mean?

Birds of a Feather year?

It was Birds of a Feather year.

Like, wasn't it?

I think she'll get it.

And I have something, I have something crazy to say about Espresso.

I love Espresso.

I love Sabrina, but it's like...

I don't think as a record, I think it has a better chance of being song of the year and it should be song of the year, but it's not record of the year.

I don't disagree.

Like, the grammars are wrong.

I wouldn't be surprised.

That's that, me espresso.

If it's Charlie or

Chapel,

Charlie?

I wouldn't be surprised if it's Charlie or Chapel.

Okay.

I really can't say.

It's tough.

It's, I feel like some years it's so obvious.

I think it will be and should be birds of a feather.

That's so random.

I feel like it's like not even in contention.

Like, they threw her a bone.

I think, like.

Okay.

I don't know what it is.

I also think

not like us could win, but continue

album of the year.

One, New Blue Sun, Andre 3000.

Two, Cowboy Carter, Beyonce.

Three, short and sweet, Sabrina.

Four, Brat, Churlie.

Five, De Jesse, Volume Four, Jacob Collier.

Six, Hit Me Hard and Soft.

I'm sorry to Jacob.

I'm sorry about all that.

Six, hit me.

Like, I'm really sorry.

Six, Hit Me Hard and Soft, Billie Eilish.

Seven, the rise and fall of a Midwest Princess, CHAP.

Eight, Tortured Poets Department, Lurd.

I am going to put in my prediction as Jesse Vall 4 by Jacob Collier to win.

I think that will win and it should.

Just to make up for what I just said.

No, okay.

So if it were up to me, like the album of my year was Tortured Poets Department.

I actually don't think she will win this year.

She has won like six or seven times.

She'll be fine.

I think that, and I also think

Short and Sweet could win, but I don't think it will.

I think when you look at the year, like the album we were talking about the most, like it was Brat here, Brat this, Brat that, Brat, like it was Bratt.

That would be huge if she won.

I think who should, who would I vote for as a member of the voting board?

Sabrina.

Sabrina.

I love this album.

Can't stop listening to it.

Who I think will win is Beyonce

because I think to like give a dig to the CMAs for not even nominating her.

And also like last year when Jay-Z made his speech, he was saying how like Beyonce's the most awarded female artist, yet she doesn't have album of the year.

Um,

so I think they'll like write that.

I mean, all right, GHG.

Okay, like it's wrong that she doesn't have album of the year, but that doesn't make this album, like, the bet the winner.

No, I agree, but I'm just saying.

So, Grammys doesn't do that.

Like, they, I think, no, they've been doing that recently where, like, every category, no one really, like, sweeps anymore.

Everyone wins one award.

And I think, like, politically, they're going to do Cowboy Carter.

That's a good call.

Although, I don't think it was the album of the year.

So, what, what do you, to ask my hard question then?

Would and should.

Brat will win, you think?

And what should I answered your question already?

I said torture poets apartment, but Brat.

Oh, for you.

Okay.

Okay.

Hi, Julish.

Archie Lish.

Next, song of the year.

This is such a great category because, like, every year needs a song and we need to decide

what the song of the year is.

First, a bar song, Shabuzi.

Now, ain't that the truth?

Two, Birds of a Feather, Billy.

That really was a song of the year.

Die with a Smile, number three, Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga.

Two of my faves, but it was not the song of the year, unfortunately.

Two of my faves would take a billet for either of them.

The song is so good, but like, what the fuck is this song doing here?

Listen, I think I just wanted to like it.

It came out a week ago.

Like, it's so crazy.

Nobody listens to it.

Like, except for us.

Yeah.

Number four, Fortnite, the lurd.

Number five, good luck, babe, chap.

Number six, not like us, Kendrick Lamar.

Seven, please, please, please, Sabrina.

Eight, Texas Hold'em, Beyonce.

Shocking to see Sabrina represented in this category with please, please, please and not espresso.

Espresso is the song of please.

I agree.

But the thing is, you, again, you nominate your own music for, like, you put forward.

Confusion.

So that's odd.

Although I do think the song of the year was summon pull me up a double shadow whiskey.

I think Shibuzzi should and will win.

You'll never see me complain about that.

I think that Espresso should have been nominated for song of the year.

Please, please, please would have been better for Record of the Year.

And I would honestly be happy

and or understand anyone winning this.

Agreed, but I'm putting my money on Shabuz.

But I also could see birds of a feather.

Birds of a feather is going to win something.

It really

is everywhere.

It was everywhere, but I don't know.

Maybe I just ignored it because I deeply dislike Billie Eilish.

Nobody ignored it more than me.

Yeah, like nobody, and they made it really hard.

Like, I kind of ignored Brad and like that wasn't that hard.

No, I'm sorry.

I completely disagree.

Brad is unignorable.

But maybe it's because I'm kind of online.

I think, and more TikTok.

Like, birds of a feather permeated fields.

Every time I post a reel, they're like, when you use birds of a feather?

I'm like, I don't know.

Next, best new artist.

Oh, he's such a fun category.

One,

Benson Boone, Parjelicious, a fake Louis Capaldi.

I like that.

Two, Sabrina Carpenter with her sixth studio album.

Three, Dochi.

Four,

Krong Bin.

Five, Ray.

Six, Chapel Roan, seven, Shabuzi, eight, Teddy Swim.

Like, this this is tough because there are so many people in this category worthy.

So many worthy.

Sabrina, Shabuz, Teddy Swims, Ray, but honestly, Chapel.

No, Chappelle's going to win.

Like, it's not even a question.

Yeah, I...

I will understand if she wins.

I think she could and should win.

I think she'll be around for a very long time.

And like that, that this will age well.

You know, sometimes it doesn't age well when you're like, that was best new artists, and they beat so and so.

Yeah, there's like a roundup of incredibly famous people who lost best new artists.

Like, I think Celine Dion lost.

Like, it's not an accurate predictor of who is going to make it big.

Yeah.

And sometimes when they do best new artists, they have the one from the previous year announce it.

And I'm like, who the hell is that?

Right.

Right.

Right.

So, yeah, there's a lot of good choices.

Next, let's do best pop vocal album.

Okay.

One, Short and Sweet, Sabrina.

Two, Hit Me Hard and Soft Billy.

Three, Eternal Sunshine, Ari.

Four, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess, Chapel Roan.

Five, TTTBD, TTTB.

I feel like maybe Taylor would win this one.

Like, it really was like the greatest pop vocal album, but like when you think about like album of the year, maybe it wasn't, but I think she has a chance here.

Although, I don't know how you get nominated here and in best album.

And then you don't win there.

Yeah.

I think it should be short and sweet, period.

This is where I'll say like should and would and could be.

Yeah.

That's the best pop pussy pop and pie vocal album of the year.

I agree.

The pop vocals are off the the charts.

I agree

for Miss Sabrine.

Let's get to the country category.

I wish we would.

I wish you would.

What song is that?

I have literally no idea.

Me neither.

Okay, country.

Best country song.

One, The Architect by Casey.

Okay, I don't know what's coming next, but like that has my vote.

Even just for the one line.

How many times did we say that line this year?

Jackie, see what's coming next, and you'll take back what you say.

Two, a bar song

i'm kind of becoming one of those people like i think we're all winners here three i am not okay by jelly roll literally me every morning four i had some help post malone and morgan wallen yeah they worked hard on that five texas hold and beyonce you know this is a competitive category

yeah but when i think of the it's a country song it's a bar song

It's a bar song.

It's got to be a bar song.

Next, best country album.

One, Cowboy Carter, Beyonce.

Two, F1 Trillion Post Malone.

Three, Deeper Well, Casey Musgraves.

Okay, so she got nominated.

Country.

Country.

She's back to her roots.

Okay, so it wasn't a total snubbery.

She's on RC.

It wasn't a total snubbery.

Four, hire, Chris Stapleton.

Five, and probably the winner.

Whirlwind.

Whirlwind by Lainey Wilson.

Who should win either, which is crazy because neither of them are true country artists, but it should be Beyonce or Post Malone.

And honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Post Malone.

There are so many songs from that album that are so popular.

I love that album.

Excellent.

My favorite one is the one.

I think it's with Tim McGraw.

Randomly.

My favorite one is the Blake Shelton one.

Somebody pour me a drink.

Somebody get me a song.

I'm about to get on a road.

Let me tell you what my favorite one is in case you want to listen to it.

Wrong ones.

Ugh, cruising in the Tesla without.

But them wrong ones keep looking at me i feel like we covered most of the categories but i wanted to talk about something because i saw kfc from barsoul made a video about it and it was such a good call

best comedy album they had ricky gerbase stave chappelle jim gaffigan nikki glazer and trevor noah and he was like where the fuck is the shane gillis like this is such a snub like really when you think about album uh comedy specials and this comedy albums are audio versions of a special.

So when you think about what special like really took the the world by storm, Shane Gillis's was huge and it launched his entire career.

Like he became so mainstream successful.

And as you were saying, it's only a snub if there's someone in here that does Trevor Noah.

Raise your hand.

Raise your hand if you watch Trevor Noah's special.

Like who is actively seeking out Trevor Noah content?

Fucking nobody.

Like it was, it's such an insult.

He's actually like, he's not even like, I want to say like a popular comedian.

He's like a popular celebrity host.

But like really, no, no one's actively seeking out his specials and his albums.

And it's actually an insult to the like the comedians who are really selling out insane venues, getting Netflix specials, like the Tim Dillons of the world, Andrew Schultz, like people who actually make waves and conversations.

That's the point of comedy.

You might think it's like controversial or offensive, but like that's what comedy is, and that's what comedy does.

And like, seriously, I didn't even hear, I didn't even know Trevor Noah released a special.

Like, okay.

And most of these specials I didn't watch, but I saw them on, you know, top Netflix.

I did see Ricky Gervases and I i did see nikki glazers but like these are people who are constantly making waves constantly and they have huge fan bases like uh

it's giving industry plant

oh for sure and it's just giving like grammy's staying behind in some categories and this is not reflective of like their true comedy when you because comedy is so internet right like so many comedians didn't really come up the traditional way anymore they're doing like podcasts and they go viral and like kind of like matt rife matt rife shouldn't have been nominated but you know what i mean um and and they're just like kind of

he could have been, did he put out a special scene and it wasn't well received?

Like, it was like, so I just feel like it's totally missing like a huge part of the internet, the comedy scene, which is the internet.

I'm saying Hannah Birder should have been nominated.

When I think about like specials that I, like, people were talking about.

Trevor Noah.

Their comedy vertical nominators are obviously just like.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, well the grammys are poised to be like a very good viewing because the girlies should be there there'll be good performances and this bodes well for music's biggest night they say that at every award show

what do you think is music's busy biggest night probably girly swirly's night out um december 8th jizno holiday spectacular advice we are doing a gizno in december

It's like less than a month away.

It is in Hollywood, Florida.

And it's December 8th, And it's going to be so much fun.

And if you haven't gotten your tickets yet, like treat yourself to a little jizz.

No.

Just jizz.

No.

Are you ready for our next story?

No particular order because Miss Lurd, Taylor Swift, attended the Chiefs V

other team game last night.

And a lot was happening, like with her security detail.

Lots of little things happening.

So she attended the game with her parents.

would like always and forever be one of my favorite things about her.

Like the way she fucking loves, like she's the coolest person on the planet.

She could have brought the president.

Like she could do anything she wants.

And like the way she chooses to exclusively hang out with her parents, like, I'm sorry.

It's such queeny behavior.

Yeah, she was wearing a little suit.

She actually changed up her look because she has been doing like sexy wag vibe.

And here she's doing still sexy because she had her corset on, but she was wearing a little two-piece set with her hair and a little shoe.

She looked very much like the owner of the team.

Like she looked very presidential in a sexy way.

It's not what you would think, like, oh, I want to watch my boyfriend play basketball.

What is it?

Football.

She looks great.

Sometimes the wags switch up their looks, you know.

She looked great.

I feel like I'm very critical of her looks.

And while I thought it was like a little, like, not the, not the, my only critique is that like, it's not what I would imagine for a football game.

But objectively, she looked amazing.

Yeah.

So her security team was actually, they were caught like telling photographers to stand up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But it was because she was wearing a skirt and they didn't, like, sometimes when you take from below, they didn't want to get like pictures of her skirts.

Which

makes sense.

And then also, yeah, telling everyone to stand back,

which, yeah, stand back, man.

Let's get the hell away.

The lurd is coming through.

The lurd is coming through.

Travis's team is still undefeated.

They're like 9-0.

There was like a little, they won on like a technicality last night, did you see?

No, so you're saying her travelling made it to the big game?

Well, it looks like he's gonna make it to the big game.

You think?

He also like tied some big record of tight end he scored another touchdown he had been through like a little bit of a drought but um the team was able to keep going without him and he got his he got his um mojo back

literally and

yeah last night they were like about to lose but they like won on like a field goal they like blocked the other team's field goal which is like very rare i think

Oh, okay.

That's cool.

I thought you were going to say it was like a call and then it was giving NFL scripted.

No, but yeah, I think it is really crazy that they're still undefeated.

It is giving scripted.

Yeah.

Well, the thing is, like, the teams that could have beat them, like the 49ers, Christian McCaffrey's been out for like six weeks.

He's back now, but when they played the Chiefs, he was out.

Are they not in the same league?

Wait, didn't they play in the Super Bowl together?

Yeah, but last year.

But they had a Super Bowl rematch like a week or two ago.

Right, right, right.

And the Niners lost, but Christian was out.

Like,

redo.

Redo at the Super Bowl.

Correct.

I'm so sorry.

Where's the Super Bowl this year?

It's literally

last year.

Last year was in Vegas.

Why do I feel like it's in Miami?

No, it was recently in Miami.

I feel like it's in Arizona.

It's like the Super Bowl.

Oh, no, it was just in Arizona.

Is it?

Where is it?

Where?

Illinois?

New Orleans.

New Orleans.

New Orleans.

NOLA.

We're NOLA.

Jackie.

We're NOLA.

NOLA.

NOLA.

Will all of you kill us if we tell that story?

Um,

I don't know.

It's like other people's, like, it's other people's story too.

Okay, I'm saying it, but I'll protect the identities.

It's not even a bad story.

When Olivia was in like the seventh grade, we were just like telling everything Olivia ever did when we were growing up.

Sorry, Olivia has been our source of inspiration.

Like, is that a big deal?

For many, many years.

So, when Olivia was in middle school, she was like a part of this clique.

It was four girls, and I won't say their names, but the letters of each of their names started N-O-D-A.

Olivia's obviously the O.

So they would call themselves like Noda.

And then like they came up with this like kind of cute little catchphrase slash slogan.

They were like, we're Noda.

No dub.

No duh.

And so me.

She's like, what are you, dumb?

No, duh.

And the way it stuck with me like my whole life, I'm always.

So Olivia can't breathe without us, without it sticking with us.

I'm trying to think if I remember the names of everyone.

I think I do.

I won't say.

I won't say.

To protect their privacy.

I'll say the N because she's like cool.

I feel like she listens to the toast.

Like I don't keep in touch with the D or the A.

Touch with the duh.

The duh.

But no, like, Olivia still is like bestie.

So, like, Natalie.

Natalie.

She's been unmasked.

Yeah.

Good luck finding her.

Are you ready for our next story?

No, duh.

It's a little star-studded news.

Oh, wait, what number?

Three.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sit down.

Okay.

Sit your ass.

Sorry.

Leonardo DiCaprio celebrated his star-studded 50th birthday with the stars Brad Pitt, Robert De Niro, and Steven Spielberg.

And at a par

girl.

Inez de Ramon.

Brad Pitt's plus.

Discover me, Ramon, discover me.

So he had a star-studded private party, like the kind that, you know.

You dream about.

They write movies about

with all of his favorite.

Co-stars.

All the Hollywood A-listers were out last night at a private house for Leo's birthday party.

Paris Hilton was there.

Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom, Robin Thick.

I won't say the next one.

Skip to Jamie Fox, Mark Ruffalo.

Mark Ruffalo was the next one.

I didn't want to ruin an otherwise

college story.

With a little rough.

And they're calling, he's a Marvel star.

They put him in a superhero movie.

Yeah, Jackie, he's a Marvel star.

I'm an athlete.

Like, we're all just lying.

That's really crazy that he does Marvel.

It's really crazy that he does, does, like, that he, like, does what he does.

I don't know by the cash moves and mythology.

I don't want this to come about, Mark Ruffalo.

Like, it's not, like, I'm not

donating my platform to my nemeses.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, there was, like, a big Hollywood party this weekend, and you guys weren't invited.

Yeah, and there was.

And to be honest, like, ever since I heard about what goes down at, like, Diddy parties, I no longer like feel FOMO from events like these.

Like, I don't even want to know what happened at this party.

Like, I think think these people are disgusting.

No, I completely agree.

They don't have the luster that they used to have.

Sometimes they do.

Like when I see like Taylor hanging out with like the swirlies, like Sabrina, like I'm like, oh, I wish I was there.

Kelly Taylor.

But that's not what this is.

This is like serious Hollywood elite.

Like these are the people.

These are the people.

I completely.

They're like, who?

It's like, these are the people.

Yeah, they've got like,

yucky, unscrupled big Katie rolling through.

Like, you just don't know what's about to go down.

This is like one of those Hollywood parties that at one point you probably were like, oh, the stars are out.

And now it's like, Yuckie, run for your life.

Run for your fucking life.

Like the way I felt nothing except just like seeing that picture of Inez, Daramon, and Brad leaving, like, love to see them, you know, out and about.

Other than that, like, I felt nothing.

Yeah.

There's something, yeah, there's something very Hollywood about this particular group of people.

Like, it's very A-less.

It's very Hollywood.

And it definitely gives me the heebie-jeebies knowing what I know now.

Yeah, in a bad way, now that we know the things that we know.

Yeah.

And that's not to say everybody there is complicit but but never said it it's just the same vibe do you agree it's a vibe yeah release the lists

release the lists these people check me these people are partying while they still can

yeah i guess if they're already like if it's going down right no this i will go down with this ship but if i were like a newcomer in hollywood i would stay away from these parties not even a newcomer if i was uh somebody in hollywood with a moral compass no but it's like if you've already been like a party goer.

Yeah.

But we were saying the other day how like I could never implicate like Sabrine in the like the toxicity of Hollywood because she just got there.

And she wasn't there.

Look, was she at that party last night?

Right.

Right.

Yeah.

Just hang out with your home friends, okay?

Like literally.

Maybe call up your camera and mix it up.

So true.

But stay away

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Our next story, a little update in the Brianna Chicken Fry Zach Bryan saga, as new music has been dropped by Dave Portnoy.

He put out a song called Country Diddy that has a lot in it, a couple new things that we are understanding from the situation.

And Warner Brothers kept taking, Warner Music kept taking down his song Smallest Man.

So he had to write write another song called Country Diddy.

And it's really, the double entendre is quite pargy because it's like, it's a country diddy, a little country song about a guy who writes country diddies.

And then he's also calling him like the country P.

Diddy.

Diddy.

The country did.

The P.

Diddy of Country.

The Double D.

It's...

Diddy Double T and Diddy Double D.

Now, there's actually been quite a few updates in the Brianna saga because Brianna is like officially free and she is not holding back.

Like she really wants to speak her truth.

So she is posting a lot of content.

She's responding to comments.

I think the kind of like remaining shoe to fall in this whole saga is like, where does Brianna's best friend, Grace, fall into this?

Now, for those who don't know, they're like best friends from home.

When Brianna started blowing up a barstool, she got her friend a job there and they co-host the Plan Brie podcast.

She's been on a ton of like the BFF's pods.

She's now like getting into comedy.

She opens for Winnie Cummings.

So like Brianna really like brought her along on this journey.

And as the relationship progressed, like it was becoming very clear to like their fans that there was like a distance between them.

And of course, now knowing what we know, like that's textbook abuse, isolating this person from everyone they know and love.

And so everyone's really like sort of waiting to hear from Grace.

Now that we've heard everything from Brianna, it's like, well, what happened with Grace?

And in the song that Dave just released, it said that he never liked Grace and he went and wrote a song.

His song, Pink Skies, is apparently based on Grace's life.

So the story I'm hearing is that like Grace's grandmother died and Brianna like had to force Zach to go to the funeral with her.

And he was like so mad, he like ran home after, like making him do things he didn't want to do and wrote a song Pink Skies, that is like about Grace's life, I guess.

And that's like one of his big songs, right?

Because that title sounds familiar to me.

And yeah, Brianna commented, she said, because I forced him to go to her grandma's funeral, he screamed at me, then wrote it that night, which is so crazy.

And then Grace has spoken.

This is what she said, because there were people were then thinking, well, oh, Grace probably took the video off.

So

it was a very good theory because Grace has not said anything.

And like, honestly, it's giving NDA.

So then people are putting together that story I told on the podcast on Friday that Brianna had said that, you know, they had filmed Zach having a breakdown for Brianna, and then he got so mad about being filmed.

People had then made the connection, like, well, maybe Grace was the one that filmed him.

She was probably at the birthday party anyway.

And maybe

he had her sign an NDA to never release that thing, never talk about it.

And that's why she's been so silent.

So people kind of like made peace with that theory, being like, that's actually definitely true because it's a good theory.

Yeah, so then she posted on Instagram story a picture of people around a bonfire and said, I wish I didn't even have to say this, but there is no world where I would ever take money from that clown to shut me up.

It's been quite the year, and I'm still not ready to talk about it online.

I'm just happy Bri is free from that piece of shit.

That's all for now.

Not that, I mean, I didn't say it before, but I didn't really know these rumors had so much credence, but I didn't think that that's what happened.

I think Brianna just spoke like five minutes ago.

So, like, why would Grace speak one before her, her or two?

I think they'll talk about it together on their podcast together at some point when they're both feeling ready to talk about it.

But I think, like, Grace probably has stuff that she saw and an experience of her own.

But, like,

it's not about Grace right now.

Brianna

process all of that publicly and privately first before she like joins the pile.

I completely agree.

The first thing is that actually in her statement, I don't think if she had taken money, like there's nothing wrong with that.

There's no shame in that.

Like, I don't think if that had been the case, like, I would have completely understood it.

Second of all, this sort of like demanding to hear from Grace, like, it's actually not about Grace right now.

Like, I wish everyone would lay off Grace.

First of all, like, she's clearly like new to this like public life.

And I think if you follow her on social media, you see she's not like entirely comfortable with it yet and brianna sort of like fell into it and like she's just one of those people who like kind of like made for this life and i think that grace is like a little bit more shy and so all this attention i think makes her uncomfortable but first of all like yes brianna's telling her story like Grace doesn't need to come in and say, and then this happened to me.

Like, it's Brianna's like story.

Like, let her have a moment.

And I think like if Grace had come, and then this happened, like one thing at a time.

But the internet is like so, they're even more curious to hear from Grace than they were to hear from Brie.

Like there's kind of this obsession with Grace.

And I'm like, honestly, like, can we leave her out of it?

Yeah, like, give her space.

I think everything in time, like the peeling back of layers, we literally just peel back one layer.

Like, everyone, calm down.

These are real people's lives.

Yeah.

And then they're, to not only go through that, just as a human being is so hard, but then to figure out like how to share, what to share, when to share.

Like, it's, and these are young girls.

Like, give them a minute.

They're literally 25.

It's so important to keep remembering that.

And this, like, this big, powerful superstar, like, came between their best friendship.

Like, it makes me so sad.

I was looking at pictures of them.

I don't know why I was like stalking them last night.

Don't be ashamed.

It made me, and then I was looking at pictures from their tour.

And then knowing that that's when

I was torturing Brianna with like breaking up.

And he was supposed to be there.

Like, it seriously made me so sad.

Yeah.

No, it's disgraceful.

And I'm going to tell you something that's going to make you even more sad, ready?

No, like, I'm going to cry.

No, you're going to.

Jackie, you're literally going to cry.

Because apparently there's like a whole like storyline about Grace's dad.

I was like fell into this TikTok rabbit hole.

So Grace's dad, at first like it was all good, you know, I remember seeing like, you know, on Valentine's Day, he sent flowers to Brianna and Grace.

Like he was really courting both of them.

Like he was, you know, being smart.

And apparently, uh, he was, he met or was hanging out with Grace's dad.

And Grace's dad, like, loves music.

It's like his dream to be a singer.

And Zach was like, let's get you in the studio.

Like, like, I can make that happen for you.

Like, let's make a song, whatever.

And, like, it never happened because like he just started hating Grace.

That's just what I heard on TikTok.

Oh, I'm just glad it didn't happen.

And not like he brought him in the studio and then they laughed at him.

Stop.

I mean, it might have happened, but all I know is that the song never came out.

Oh, my God.

I hope they, I hope they never had to cross hats with him.

I just know Zach Bryan has had like the worst week ever, and that actually brings me joy.

On Friday after we wrapped, I was in my car with Satchy Cratchy and I went to my release radar on Spotify because, you know, Satchy is all about the new music.

And the cover of my release radar, which is personalized to me, is Zach Bryan.

Her song is like his song.

I'm like, why?

I'm like, I don't listen to him.

Like, why is he there?

And then Margot wanted to listen to it.

And now I'm curious.

Like, I'm in the, and I listen, I don't think I've ever, like, I know one time I listened to his new album last fall, but I didn't really like process it.

I listened to his song and I was like, why does he sing like this?

Like, why does he sing like he has like marbles in his mouth, like he's an older marbles in his throat?

Well, I was watching Yellowstone last night and I watched the last episode that they had released because I needed like a refresher and I don't know if I ever finished it.

And I'm like listening.

I'm like, is this fucking Zach Bryan?

By the way, his music, now that then I remembered it's because I watch everything with subtitles so it says like blank by Zach Bryan playing yeah his music is all over Yellowstone I remember that and still it wasn't enough for me to like get into it yeah

so I did listen to his song high road like shut up

shut up he was like saying stuff I'm like shut up I love that Like what if that's how I feel?

What if you just shut up?

What if you just, I think we have one.

I know I saw you put the iPad away.

I wasn't going to stop you though because I wanted to talk about Yellowstone.

You know what?

Let's get into our, I don't care to talk about this fifth and final story.

There's nothing to say.

Fifth and final story, Yellowstone recap.

Yes.

Okay.

So after much anticipation, and I just want to say I posted on my Instagram, like when the episode started, I was like, this better be fucking good because they made us wait so long.

And everybody was trying to, it was horrible.

I didn't think it was so bad.

Like, did much happen?

No, but they had a lot of work to do to like reset.

They had to remind us, first of all, what the fuck was going on.

They had a lot of work to do.

So it wasn't like great.

It wasn't.

And it was very confusing.

and i feel like i missed i like i blinked and missed something where they were going back and forth in time oh no no did i no because they missed it said one fucking time six weeks ago and then i assumed the rest of the episode would be oh you okay so they literally said i missed the first six weeks ago and i'm like why is rip like going back to death and he's stopping and posing and taking pictures with they went back but then they never told us when we went forward got it okay i at some point surmise from their conversation like that you know Texas is a world away.

I'm like, okay, he's going towards Texas.

Nobody's like sad at the moment.

I missed something.

And I just want to say, like, I wasn't on my phone.

Like, I do think that I blinked for too long.

Yeah, by the way, I could see how that was happening.

I got on board.

And then I was like, I saw it and I was still confused.

Because that when Shi Lou met with the hitman, I'm like, oh, so it hasn't happened yet.

When Chi Lou, yeah.

Okay.

I was able to orient myself.

So.

I don't know if it was just me.

I had a feeling that they were, spoiler alert, going to kill off John Dutton in some form because Kevin Costner like won't come back to work.

It didn't occur to me like he wouldn't even come back for one day.

Like I didn't really, oh, so we were, so we could have moved forward without him a year ago.

Like there was no resolution.

I thought maybe like he was going to die for sure because he wasn't going to commit to filming all the episodes.

And then they would go on without him.

I didn't know he wasn't going to show up even in one scene.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it was really weird.

Like I had a really, it's hard to watch TV and like not realize like, oh, this is all fake.

And you know what?

No, we know too much because like I wasn't even sad when he died because I'm like I was having a really hard time and I was like really judging like Beth's acting because I'm like girl we all know Kevin Costner wasn't coming back come back come back come back you I had the same reaction and then everyone in my DMs was like is Beth okay I think it was some of the worst acting I've ever seen in my goddamn life like no it was but she also like she was working against the fact that like we all know

this is that this is because he didn't want to come back to work and now you have to pretend to be devastated.

Right.

And so as a viewer, I wasn't even sad.

And John Dutton is one of my favorite characters.

I wasn't even sad because I'm like, he's not dead.

He's just lazy.

Like, he doesn't want to come to work.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So it was hard to suspend disbelief.

Yeah.

Those opening moments were really hard to watch because of everything that we know.

And I just really, I was very aware that I'm watching a fake television show.

Yeah.

It's always hard.

A hard spot.

I can't believe Kevin Costner couldn't even play like for a day, like be on set for a couple of days to film one episode.

I was shocked.

I had a feeling he was going to die.

I did not think it was going to be the first scene back.

Yeah.

I found that now.

He's not going back in time.

So so we need him,

and he's not gonna be there.

I didn't even think about that.

That's weird, it's wrong, yeah.

Um, yikes, I loved and it made me excited because I know they're doing like a four-sixes.

That old little opening scene with Jimmy and his girlfriend, breakfast, like so cute.

And I forgot, and I don't know when that show is coming out, but I was excited for it.

And there's a lot that I know they have their Kevin Costner drama to deal with, so like that was really the focus of the first episode, but there's so much like cowboy porn.

I feel like in midway through Yellowstone, like they realize like cowboys love this show like people love seeing like the cattle and the horses and the farms and even that i think that guy who was making that bridal for um loy yeah he must be a real person and that's his real store and like so they're really like and i think a lot of these cowboys are like famous cowboys too they really i think take a lot of pride in making this like authentic authentic and showcasing like the best of cowboy culture and so they're also like doing a lot of that yes which is nice because and they talk about it in the show it's like this is really like a dying way of life.

This is no longer like, you know, a really I don't want to get my beef from Brazil.

No, me neither.

And when Rip was saying like none of this will be here in 30 years, like we'll all be getting our beef from Brazil, like I felt so sad.

I feel like that might not happen because I really feel like there's a trend in the culture like towards

more like local, shop your local farmer, you know, even like raw milk from your local farm.

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Like they're so, like, that's their mission is to shop American meat so that things like that don't happen.

So that we don't get our meat from Brazil.

I don't want my meat to be flying across continental.

Yeah, no, definitely not.

So we need to support local farms.

Yeah.

Well, you did.

You went to a farm this weekend.

I, I mean, who is so?

I love farming wherever I can get it.

Yeah.

You farmed all summer.

In terms of like storylines.

It wasn't like the most plot-driven episode, but it was nice to see everybody back together.

It's such a beautiful show.

Like the houses and the nature and the animals.

Like like it's, it's a pleasure to watch.

Except for that rat fuck bitch, Jamie.

I fucking hate him.

Like a face I could smash.

Like I just hate when he literally came up.

He's like, I didn't tell you to like actually kill my dad.

No, he's so crazy.

That's classic Jamie.

Claire goes to the brink and then he's like, no, I'm a free.

Wait, never mind.

You did it.

I didn't mean it.

But it does look like Casey this season is going to step his pussy up.

Oh, it does look like Casey.

And why is he so hesitant to move into the East Camp?

Like, all he's wanted is, like, for his family and his wife and his family.

Because what would he complain about?

He is.

He wasn't.

He is Fabicana.

And, like, it does bother me that, like, because he's the only one with a son, that like it all is going to go to him and Tate.

Even with the will, she was going through the papers and Tate is a beneficiary.

It's like, he's so miserable.

Like, smile ever once.

I just, I don't like him.

I know, but I, the, the preview for the season, like, it looks like he's going to take on

getting revenge on Jamie and figuring everything out.

So, like, it's about time.

Like he rested on his laurels.

And everybody loves Casey.

How Beth can like really read Jamie because he was like, it was Jamie, it was Jamie.

And Casey's like, yeah, but like Jamie would never do that.

And then

he wouldn't physically do it, but he would like find the people.

And that's exactly how it happened.

Like Beth is a queen.

And so she's.

Jamie's just such an unpredictable, non-ideating person.

And I'm remembering correctly that he is not actually biologically John's.

Correct.

Okay.

I just had forgotten about that.

Not that it really matters.

But, you know, Casey's like so weak and so like never makes a decision.

And Beth is so rash and so like quick.

So really together they are a good team.

And I feel like they've just sort of like been like living parallel to one another.

They never like, I don't even know a time when they've ever talked.

Right.

It's like crazy that they're brother and sister.

And I feel like I always forget that in the first episode or maybe the first two episodes, like there was another brother.

Oh, yeah, he died.

Lee, right?

Is that his name?

And that was like John's favorite.

He was really going to take over the whole thing.

It was was meant to be, like, if Lee had lived, like, this wouldn't be such a big question.

Cause like Casey doesn't want it.

Beth was out at like, you know, getting her master.

And so, like, Lee, like, I think that's why that it kind of kicked off this succession question when that happened in the first episode.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was so good to see my boyfriend Rip.

He's looking so good and strong and handsome and lovely.

And they literally, like, nothing that comes out of his mouth is wrong.

Nothing.

Him telling those ugly ladies they can make sure.

Like, my God.

Me and Ben were dying because like they were obviously trying to highlight like he definitely wants to have kids.

Like he's like a paternal type of guy.

And it was like a sweet scene.

And then these like two grown dopes.

Hey, can we get a picture?

No.

I seriously, I was, me and Ben were cracking up.

Yeah.

Stereo.

And I love the cowboys, like the bunkhouse.

Like it's the best.

And they're obviously, they're committed to adding more of that.

Yeah.

Adding just like cowboy dialogue.

I was cracking up.

Like, did you pack your dress?

Like, so funny.

And you know in real life that Teeter

married,

I think, the guy with the guitar.

No.

The guy with the guitar married the girl that he always dates, the Belle Bottoms girl.

No, I'm pretty sure it was Teeter who he married.

No, I'm pretty sure he married his girlfriend in the show, Belle Bottoms, who he used to date Boyd.

Okay, another showing me pictures of people who've gotten married at Yellowstone.

No, no, no.

We're gonna figure this out.

Yellowstone.

We always report on this story.

And I can never remember, like, which,

let me see, teeter.

Okay, so it's Ryan Bingham.

Okay, Ryan.

And Hassie Harrison.

Ryan Bingham wife.

Oh, you're right.

You're right.

You're right.

Yeah, you're right.

So it's this girly from the girl.

It's like that pretty looks like what do they call her?

Like a...

Like a

bunny.

Yeah, like because she like bunnies around.

I don't know.

A barrel bunny?

Yeah, Yeah, the guy with the guitar and then the really pretty girl who dated Lloyd briefly.

Yeah.

She looks like Grace Van Patten in her wedding photos.

Wait, I just found out something crazy.

Do you know who Grace Van Patten dated?

Wait, and I literally forget who it was, but I remember being like, this is really crazy.

No, no, wait, it's really crazy.

Oh, not me accidentally calling 911.

Do you know who she dated before

Jackson?

No.

Me neither.

Hold on.

Do you?

Who?

Oh, yeah.

Nat Wolf from the Naked Brothers Band for like two years.

What is with those brothers?

Like, they are ever.

Are they Nepo babies?

They give Nepo energy.

They're opening for Billy Eilish right now.

Is Nat Wolf the one?

Yeah, like, and he's also in a lot of movies.

They get like amazing roles.

They're not like paper towns.

Yeah.

And not to be mean, they're not like really good looking.

So like, I feel like it's really hard to make it as like a male actor who's not like a heartthrob.

But he gets cats in these like they both do.

I don't even know which is which.

Like they get cats in turn in these like heartthrobby roles, but they're not.

yeah

i don't know they don't bother me no me neither and they they have been making waves because they're like i guess they are in a band the naked brothers they still do naked brothers they open up that to me is like my super short show jackie they open up for billie eilish on tour with their like original music and they make sure to every night play the naked brothers band theme song people love it oh cute it's cute yeah Maybe we should be them for Halloween next year since they're so popular.

Literally.

Write it down.

Anything else

from Yellow Sea?

if we showed up as them like no nothing happened but i like i didn't hate it people were really hating on it because expectations are so high it it wasn't like in a good episode because there was a lot to do but i just love the show and i love the characters and i love the setting they could just be sitting there farting and i would like it because i like the show and i trust my faves that they'll get to the point eventually agreed 1000

So it was nice.

Gang's back together.

They had a lot of catching up to do, a lot of setting the scene.

I didn't expect that this episode was going to be like,

they had shit to do.

places to people to put in places yeah now i know where we stand let's see what happens next week right and forgot all the you know cattle had brucellosis i forgot why they brought the cattle down south there they've got brucellosis bruce allosis brucellosis so they're going down to 4-6's for the season so that i think the grass needs to like in on yellowstone needs to like die because it's like in the grass and they would okay they need to eat and like graze so they went they rented land from Trace, Travis.

Got it.

But also, probably maybe like the heat is good for them or something, because why couldn't they rent land in Montana?

Right.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

The heat, the heat.

They need to like sweat out the brucellosis or something.

Yeah, that's like back in the day when you had like consumption.

And so you have to go to the south of France.

It's giving consumption.

It's giving consumption.

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