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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday.

Hey, Jax, how you dern, girlfriend?

I'm dern good, boyfriend.

Um, we're girlfriend, boyfriend.

No, we're girlfriend, girlfriend.

Love is love, and I love you.

I love you, too.

I choose you on this Tuesday.

How are you doing?

Such layered question.

A loaded question.

In a spiritual sense, I'm doing really well.

Okay.

Physical sense, you know, feeling a little groggy.

Okay.

I would say overall, if you really truly wanted to know, and I know you didn't, you were just being polite.

I'm doing okay.

Okay.

Well, I hope that levels will increase after or during this episode of the toast.

That's what we, that's what we do here.

You just can't help but let the toastiness overcome you.

You just can't help but let the chips fall where they may.

Well, that's the damn truth.

This week is kind of crazy because this hurricane

is historic.

I've been tracking it and as

have most Floridians because

Florida has not seen a hurricane like this since the 1920s over a hundred years ago.

It's category five set to hit Tampa Bay.

The mayor of Tampa Bay, did you see her interview where she was like, if you stay, you will die?

Yeah.

This hurricane is not survivable.

I have thought about you a lot.

Thank you.

Because I know like you live not in the region, but like it's the same state.

Like are you worried at all?

I am a little worried.

Storms can change.

They can change paths.

And even if it's not at the storm center, like you still get a lot of weather.

So it's going to be a crazy couple of days down here in the sunshine state.

So if you are in an area that is called to be evacuated, like I hope that you've evacuated.

Traffic is crazy getting out of town.

But you still have time.

It's supposed to hit tomorrow night, right?

Tomorrow afternoon, they're saying.

If you are in a zone that has been evacuated, I have one thing to say.

Get out right now.

But like, actually.

Yeah.

And I mean, people are trying, but it's hard.

Like,

you have to assume your home might not be there when you get back.

Like, by the way, it's so much easier said than done.

You also have to, like, batten down the hatches.

Leaved behind everything you know in this world.

It's very difficult.

A lot of people are still already suffering from Hurricane Helene.

I saw that some of these places hadn't even fully recovered from Hurricane Ian.

There's just a lot to consider.

And so I'm wishing everyone the best.

Yeah, me too.

Just waiting, I guess.

Do you see the meteorologist crying?

I saw the meteorologist crying.

He said, like, he's, he was like an older gentleman, clearly an experienced meteorologist.

And he was just kind of overcome.

Like, he knows the magnitude and like he's seen things.

And he knows like this is going to be devastating.

He's never seen anything like this before.

I feel like sometimes there's like not a lot of hoopla for a hurricane and then it ends up being like completely devastating and then sometimes there's a lot of hoopla and it's like not that bad.

Hopefully that's what's going to happen.

Hopefully, but

we need a miracle.

But miracles happen.

Miracles happen once in a while.

And if you're listening to this episode, maybe like you live in an area that's like being hit and you're hunkering down and like you saved your episodes of the toast.

Like this is, you're listening to this as a hurricane is hitting.

Like we are with you.

You've got this.

Yeah.

Power of prayer.

You see King Luke Hombs putting together a benefit concert.

Now, the question that everybody wants to know is Luke Hombs' number one song, or maybe one of his top five songs, is called Hurricane.

And when you're doing a benefit concert for like the victims of Hurricane Colleen, are you singing that song?

Like, it's not disrespectful, but it's like a little weird.

It's a little on the nose, but I think if you give it like a nice prelude of like, this one's called Hurricane, like this goes out to all the ones, I think it could be a tribute.

There's a right way to do it.

I don't think anybody, though, would like ever assume in any scenario, but this one in particular, that Luke Combs has anything other than good intentions.

But I do want like that's definitely a conversation.

I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

To play Hurricane or to not.

Since it's the benefit concert and he clearly shows that he cares and he's helping and he put it together and beyond, like nobody can accuse him of shit.

But like if there was a pop star with the song Hurricane and like today she was doing a performance like in a racy little something like singing about a hurricane, that would come off as tone deaf.

It would have to be, you know, toned down in acoustic stripped down version.

Yeah, I think like when you're doing the benefit concert, like you can sing the song, but if you're singing about a hurricane, like glowingly, right after a devastating hurricane and another one coming through, maybe that's a skip for the day.

Right.

That's kind of like one of my favorite performances.

I think we all have those.

We all have like a list of YouTube videos that we get drunk and like make everyone in the room watch, right?

One of mine, it's like kind of dark, but it's Beyonce singing at Kobe Bryant's

funeral.

Apparently, like his favorite Beyonce song was Exo, but like the line in the chorus is crashing into you and like he had literally just died of a hurricane.

I'm a hurricane.

Of a helicopter crash.

And she actually changed the word, like just not wanting to trigger a nation, you know?

Yeah, that was like at the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

Sam Ryder, he has that song.

They're going to throw a party on the day that I die.

George Ezra, that's not Sam.

It's George Ezra.

And yeah.

Isn't George Ezra like an old man?

No, he's the guy who sings Budapest.

My house is a good thing.

Green grass.

Yes.

George Ezra.

Blue sky.

That's how I learned the song.

I'm like, I love this song.

I heard it at the Queen's Jubilee.

They changed the lyric from you're better, you're going to throw a party on the day that I die, because it was.

I mean, that was a lip.

That was like, talk about on the nose.

That was like up the nostril.

It was really.

Yeah.

So that was amended.

Not to like, you know, make the hurricane about me.

And I'm not.

I'm just like, I'm trying to switch subjects because I wanted to share something and I just remembered it.

Oh, two things.

Actually, just one, actually.

Kind of developing story over the last couple of months.

I have major news to announce.

Okay, I'm listening.

Major.

Ready?

special announcement.

Yesterday.

Yesterday, I put in an offer on a studio, which I haven't done yet.

The good thing about the situation I have found myself in is like, I am looking for a bunker, like a unit with no windows, which are the least desirable units.

Who the fuck would, if you actually work in like an office environment, who the fuck would look for something without windows?

And I found a unit with

one unit in the bathroom.

One window.

One window.

I found a unit with one window in the bathroom.

So literally, it's a bunker.

Nobody wanted wanted it.

It's half the price of this place.

It's been sitting on the market forever.

I just put an offer in yesterday.

If we get it, which I am fairly certain we will, let me say, it's such a fabulous building.

Like my walk just got cut in half.

Thank God.

This walk is just a little too long for me.

We would have two unique studio setups so that when Ben comes.

You move to New York.

Yes.

I would have my OG.

And we're going to renovate a little bit when I move.

Like our...

Our remote setup is just going to be a little different.

So I'll have a nice space for that.

And then I'll have a totally separate area for two seats.

So when Ben and Josh Josh want to do it, when you come to town,

I'm getting a little ahead of myself because they haven't accepted my offer.

And like, I did lowball.

Like I was being really.

But is it this, not?

I hope they don't watch this episode, but like if they still stuck with their asking price, like would you still take it?

Their asking price is so under budget.

Like that's how much I slayed the house down.

The answer is yes.

And sorry, I didn't slay the house down.

Ben's sister, Maddie, is a commercial real estate.

The answer is Maddie is yes.

Even if they don't accept your offer, like and you just say, okay, I was playing hard to music.

I'll take what you're offering.

So it will be yours.

It's shallow.

And I'll me like showing my cards publicly on the podcast.

Like, we need to get this out.

Do you think there's any chance they're watching this?

Like, yeah, like everyone who works in real estate is like Jewish people like I that I know from like high school.

Everyone I know went into real estate.

Turtle you break.

Come on.

No, like, do you care about the toast?

Like, do you want our bottom line to suffer?

Like, just help me.

Yeah, it should be free.

They should pay you.

We're literally a 501c3.

Like, this is charity work that we do to bring joy to everyone.

It's so true.

Oh, my God.

What else?

Oh, is Taylor Swift a story like at the game last night?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She says, I'll save my little, I'll save my little.

She's a twofer.

Because that's what I watched last night.

Like, I've really made peace with not finishing Love is Blind.

And because I interacted on social media with so much Love is Blind content, like now I'm really getting in the weeds on everyone's drama, mostly Tyler.

Like it goes deep and it's disappointing.

Like seriously, never meet your heroes.

I am caught up now on Love is Blind.

It's really not doing anything for me.

Like I'm on my phone way too much.

So we'll see.

If I miss it and I'm curious about it, I'll go back to it but i'm happy to be caught up i will be curious who actually gets married but it's just not my favorite bunch of peeps what can i say except when

maronica nope monica thank you when monica told him to stop talking when monica told him to stop talking i wasn't paying attention and then she like started saying like it's too much i'm like zach go back what did i miss

and That's exactly like what I meant.

He talks so much.

He says nothing.

He thinks he's like so smart and progressive and profound and empowering.

And it's like, shut up.

Okay, but I have, I feel two ways about that because like, yeah, what's worse than somebody not shutting up and like saying the worst shit?

Like, shut up.

I kind of love that she took her power back.

But also, like, what's meaner than like someone like being excited and like chatting about something?

And then like somebody just being like, can you shut up?

Like,

she was.

I'm like, I'm a really chatty person.

So I feel, and I get excited about things.

And I feel like.

Claudia, it's so different.

I know, I know.

I space when you speak.

Like, you're being funny and entertaining and some people could even be like

hard and interesting and educational

like he's saying nothing he's taking up all of the space the room and then even when she well the problem is is now that she's heard it and now that she's seen it like how do you unsee it how can you like live with that forever it's an if if it bothered you once it's gonna bother you forever but

when she told him to stop talking and he was like smiling so big with like about to start like crying tears of joy that she told like it was deranged no he is seriously Oh, and so funny is a lot of our listeners, their feedback from what we said yesterday is like, no, you guys don't understand.

Like I live in DC and this is what it's like to date.

Like the men in DC are horrible.

I'm sorry.

I know.

But you know what I find so interesting about Monica, and I wanted to bring this up yesterday.

I feel like when she was doing her reveal, she said something so honest and I feel like kind of relatable.

She's like, I'm 36 and I look at my life and all I've cared about for so long is like career goals, having a million friends, traveling.

And like, now I look around, like, I don't care about any of that stuff, and I'm just lonely.

And I think a lot of people feel that way, but you're like kind kind of ashamed to admit.

And I think that like, you know, we're always like, especially for women, like, you don't need a man, you need a man, but like, it's okay to need a man.

Like, I am independent and like, I desperately need my husband.

Like, in the most, like, not even, like, in the scariest sense.

And that's okay.

And I actually thought that was such a really honest thing to say.

And it made me like her in that moment so much.

And like, even her loneliness can't.

mask her hatred of him.

Like no, and it's like, I, so for that reason, like I want her to find someone and she'll make it work.

And she seems like someone who would be committed to making it work.

But like, all of those things that are bothering her about him right now, just the talking incessantly, like, he was doing in the pods and you chose him.

Yeah, but the thing is, the only thing to do in the pods is talk.

So, I guess it was

a little bit of a double-blinder.

But now you're like, we're on vacation.

Let's read.

Let's relax.

Like, shut up.

And then the other moment of note, there were a few, but something that, you know, caused me.

Did Tyler bring up his kids?

Tyler, if he did, I watched every episode.

So if he did, I missed it.

Oh, okay.

No.

Hannah and Nick, and the duck, and the older woman.

Yeah.

She was being such a bissana, the bissana punum.

And the fact, like, I was honestly glad for him that, like, she was, like, making fun of him for wanting to do this thing.

So, he, and he still, like, went and did it.

She's not going to ruin his good time.

This older woman, she was kind of like the perfect person to, like, come over and do, because it's not a threat.

Like,

she's, and she was probably, like, with her partner.

Like, they were just genuinely having fun.

And then the way that Hannah recapped it to someone else saying the older woman called her a jealous bitch.

No, she didn't.

She just said like silly, like silly, like don't be jealous.

And the fact that Hannah like made it into a thing, like he was talking to another woman, it was so not that whatsoever.

And then, and she was like, if someone was talking about you like that, I wouldn't just be giggling.

Meanwhile, she's on the couch Fibissana talking shit about him to the producers.

And all of her friends are making comments about his looks.

Has she said anything?

No, she is the worst.

The worst.

Agreed.

And he,

even even if I did understand what she was saying in the pods, like too suave, saying the right thing, it was giving like Sam from UK.

He's a lovely person, a happy person, and she's not a happy person and she's bringing him down.

That's what it is.

Like only a real like joyful person like goes and like wants to ride a fake duck and like makes friends on vacation.

Like she is Sabissana.

When she was sitting there like being like, you're giving me the ick.

Like, and they, when he came back and they were fighting, I was like, you guys should break up right now.

Like, this is not going to work for you.

I hate the concept of the ick.

Like, when it first came out, I was really into it.

Like, it's funny.

I know what you mean.

Like, you see someone like waiting in line.

You're like, yo.

But I think it's really given like people an excuse to like dislike people and write them off completely for like the most natural, like, innocuous things.

And it makes them

suave all the time.

People now conflate like ick with red flag.

Like, red flag means you should like walk away from someone, like, stop, don't pass, go.

And ick is not that.

Like, it's just a moment of butt clenching and then you unclench and you carry on.

That's true.

So true.

So, okay, he gave you the ick.

Okay, cool.

I'm sure you gave him the ig.

A thousand percent.

And then the list that she like had next to her bed and cried.

Trying to get there.

Oh, you didn't finish everything?

No.

Oh, I thought you did.

No, I'm done.

Oh.

Like, I'm not done in the sense that I finished it.

I'm done in the sense that, like, I will no longer participate.

Got it.

I've watched every episode they have on offer.

Good for you.

It's not a good season.

It's not a great group.

That's what I'll say.

I won't miss them if I choose not to pick it back up again.

Yeah, same.

But we have stories today.

I mean, we have.

You sound surprised.

We've got that swirlitude, right?

We do.

Again, don't be surprised about that.

I could never.

Stories and swirlitude, that's the bedrock of the toast.

So true.

Bedrock.

What does that remind you of?

The Flintstones.

Classic.

Of course.

I was like, wait, am I wrong?

Like, what else would, literally, what else would there be?

And bedrock is a word that I am always always looking for.

I need to, like,

Jason Derulo.

I can make your bedrock.

Literally.

When I use the words, like, cornerstone and, like, cortenant, the word I'm really looking for is bedrock.

And I've just now realized that, and I need to really learn this word and unlearn cortenant.

And what was the other cornerstone?

Oh, I'll miss cornerstone.

Bye.

Thanks for the memories.

Subscribe to the beginning.

Thank you for your favorite movie restaurant.

The corner store is a cornerstone of your dining preferences

of your dining preferences.

That is true.

So I'm maybe a diet of bedrock now.

Every time I wear jeans on the toes, I regret it.

Like the circulation to my labia is like it's completely cut off.

That was me yesterday.

Today I'm wearing so rough.

I'm wearing these Capri trousers that are stretchy and adorable from Revolve.

They were on pre-order and I just got them yesterday.

But do you want to know something so crazy?

Yeah.

They came with a hole in them.

I'm still wearing them and I'm not sending them back because like they were on pre-order.

Like I won't get another pair.

But and I'll have to see.

Where is it?

It's on the seam, on the leg.

Okay, on the seam.

Oh, I see it.

Oh, my God.

You see it, but you guys won't see it.

That's why I'm not.

Oh, my God.

That's really crazy.

On the seam, you know, I can fix that for you.

Yeah, of course.

Like, it's a nothing, but like, seriously?

Revolve?

Okay, really?

Like, I'm glad you brought that up.

Get it together.

For the last, like, two years, absolutely everything on Revolve is exclusively available for pre-order.

What is that?

And then like six months later, you get a dress and you're like, I literally don't need this.

Oh, I have the opposite experience where it's like, shucks, I don't want to pre-order it.

I need it next week.

And then all of a sudden, I, but I pre-order it because it's cute.

And then it's like here two days later.

What is up with pre-order?

Like, one, maybe these are popular styles that they can keep in stock.

And two, maybe it allows them to not place like mass orders and just sort of like do things made to order, which is a more profitable business model.

It's so lowbrow.

Like if I order something, I expect it to come.

This rip is so lowbrow.

We did a whole episode on like the quality of Revolve.

We did, what was that, like a couple of months ago?

Revolve has gone so downhill, it's insane.

To me, it's the same level quality as like H ⁇ M now.

But the prices are like 10 times as much.

Ooh, did you see Cult Gaia for Gap?

No.

I love when brands do this.

Remember, like Isabel Morant, Balman for H ⁇ M.

Yeah, so yeah for Target.

No, but it's always like really big houses and things that are super like luxury.

And it's cool when they do H ⁇ M.

But I also love the idea of just like great designers, like mid-level designers collaborating with more affordable brands too.

Cult Gaia for Gap.

It's like a real blend.

Cults Cult Gaia is like very like statement piece and Gap is very like basic.

So it's like a real blend.

I just, I love when brands do that.

Like we need more of that all the time.

And I thought that was a really good one.

I don't know if Gap has ever done one.

They,

yeah, that guy, but like that's not real.

Yeah.

Okay, cool.

Yeah.

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Our first story, Taylore Swift's return to rock the stage and the stands at Arrowhead for Chiefs vs.

Saints game.

She wore a Vivian Westwood set, and more notably, she wore sparkle sparkle freckles on her face, which kind of had the internet in a tizzy.

Yeah, she wore Vivian Westwood, which she wears all the time.

But she wore plaid again, and so now, like, everyone's setting the stage for next.

It's like the third time in a row, she's worn plaid.

You think there's going to be bagpipes on the next album?

I was thinking it's giving, you know, the Highland fling.

For sure.

What could it be?

I don't know, but her outfits always had some sort of theory.

What was your theory last time?

Well, with the VMA outfit, outfit, I thought, did I say it looked like she was going to do a Fortnite concert?

Yeah.

Because she looked like a Fortnite gamer character and like Fortnite the song.

Yeah.

She's definitely got something.

I don't have a theory about plaid because I seriously don't get it.

You said something that was a good theory, but no, she's definitely sending a message.

Because you don't need to wear plaid to a football game.

Like, you just need to wear red.

No, and plaid, like, why so much plaid?

Though it is the season for plaid.

Like, maybe it's.

No, that's really crazy.

Every time you're spotted out, every outfit is plaid.

Yeah,

I don't know what you know, but let's talk about the sparkle freckles now.

I think the universe is really divided on it, and I and I actually understand because I've seen a bunch of pictures of the freckles, and

in some of the really high-res close-up photos, it just looks like splotches on her face.

But in some of like the really bright iridescent photos, it looks so like fucking cute.

Like she's just like kissed by the sun.

She's lit lit from within.

So, I think it's really about the photos.

I wonder how they looked in person.

So, um, yeah, some of the photos, like it looks a little weird, but some of the photos, it looks sick.

Yeah, I think it's adorable, and I think it's really fun.

It's giving like Coachella at Arrowhead, it's just like a way to have fun with your makeup, though.

It's that's not something she ever does, she barely changes her lips to color.

So, like, it's really shocking that she could be moved to do something like this.

Do you think it's another symbol?

Like, freckles plus kilt.

Like, is she becoming an Irish redhead?

Is that I'm saying?

I don't think.

I don't think that the sparkly freckles are any sort of, I think she just like wanted to have fun.

And it came up on my TikTok, like the founder of, it's like a very small,

like woman-owned brand.

She just like sells these sparkle, like freckle tattoo type things.

She was freaking, she has no idea how Taylor got it.

Like, she was freaking out.

I feel like when it's something you want to do for fun, you like do it with a friend.

Like, I could have seen like her and Brittany doing it together.

I feel like it's a symbol.

And you know, I'm not about like that symbol life.

I'm like, Taylor wore a kilt because she felt like wearing a kilt.

Like, I'm just feeling the symbolism.

That's uh, that's interesting to hear from you because I actually don't think it's a symbol.

I think everything is.

And do any of the Swifties think it's a symbol?

I know everybody was just like, cute, choice, like, fun choice, playing with your makeup.

But you're right, she's not a swirly who ever plays with her makeup.

She's been wearing the same like wing liner, red lipstick, like since she was 16.

She doesn't change her hair.

She's like very classic in her look.

She's had the same look.

Like,

I feel like it's right in front of us.

Like, she's telling us something.

Like, maybe her next album's called Sunkissed.

She had a lot of Florida

references.

Oh, so the game, by the way, the Chiefs won, Travis played, like, the best he's ever played, like, literally telling everyone to eat his ass, like, retire who?

No, he had so many catches.

He crushed it.

But it's also Good Luck Taylor.

Yes, and Taylor finally returns and like

anti-Jessica.

I'm so sorry, by the way, to Jessica Simpson.

Like, you are the reference for this.

And I wish I had a better one because I love you, but it's you.

So, you know, everyone on the internet, like, if you care, is talking about how Jessica Simpson and her husband are most likely getting divorced.

They haven't been seen together in a while.

She hasn't worn a ring in a year.

And she sold their like LA marital home.

You told me some of this.

And while it all is pointing to divorce, like, there's really no other direction that it looks like.

I hold space for Jessica Simpson, like, living a sort of chaotic existence and that things that she does like might not make sense to the lay person.

Well, speaking of things that might not make sense to the lay person, I literally was tagged at a TikTok this morning.

Somebody put together, you know, Jessica Simpson has refollowed John Mayer on

Instagram and had started liking his photos like around the time that her marital home was put up for sale, the end of 2023.

Like somebody did a full-blown investigation.

It's too obvious, but she is kind of obvious.

Yeah, she is.

Like, she wouldn't have offensed us.

She, like, probably doesn't even realize people can see it or might be tracking it.

Yes.

He does not follow her back.

Yeah, I feel like he probably closed the book there.

Yeah.

And he like dates like only like the youngest of the youngest girls.

Like Jessica Simpson, I think, would be far too old for him.

Yeah.

He's like dating Kieran and Shipka.

I saw that.

They're like two different people than they were when they dated at this point.

It's like

if they met, like they'd have to introduce themselves to each other.

They're strangers.

Yeah.

Okay, but back to the game.

I just wanted to share something because I did watch it and Travis played so great.

So happy for him.

Like really crushed and him and Patrick.

Travi made it to the big game.

You can't talk about Travi in the game without that.

I know.

But there was such a cute moment.

So do you know

Taylor's backup dancer?

You might probably don't because you refuse to engage in any Aristotle concert until you see it.

I saw a man and his brother and his mother.

Okay.

So Taylor's backup dancer, Cameron Saunders, is like, she has a lot of of backup dancers, but he's the one that everybody loves.

He's so cute.

And anytime there's like a role for the backup dancer, like he does it.

I think he's like definitely Taylor's favorite.

Teacher's pet.

And he happens to be from Kansas City, and his brother, for like the longest time, was on the Chiefs as like a, like a really good, not famous, but like really good stable defensive player.

It was one of those players, like, you don't really know his name, but he just like does his job.

Yeah.

And last night, I guess I didn't even realize that his brother had gotten traded to the Saints and he was playing Kansas City last night.

And they were just talking on the, because the brother got like a good tackle.

They were talking on TV about, oh, you know, his brother is Taylor's backup dancer.

And they actually cut to Taylor and she's like, that's my backup dancer's brother.

You could actually read her mouth saying that.

But then like something, he had like a career first.

They were literally, as they were talking about him, it was so weird.

Kansas City threw the ball and they missed it.

But before the ball hit the ground, Cameron Saunders, who is not, he doesn't make catches, he just tackles, he caught the ball and started running.

And like he really, first of all, it was a turnover.

And by the way, he's enormous.

Like, I think it said, they have his weight on the TV, which

I can never.

He weighs 330 pounds.

Okay.

So his job is really to be like

a brick wall.

Yeah.

And you're not doing a lot of running in that role.

You're just tackling.

And so, oh my God, he was so cute.

It was a career first catch, like running, running.

And he was amazing.

Like, he was running, he was tackling people.

And it was so, the whole thing, like every, the world revolves around Taylor Swift.

Like, it was really crazy.

They were just talking at him.

And he's not a player who gets talked about a lot because he was just doing his job.

And like, oh my God, it was the best moment.

And then since everyone was talking about him, like all ESPN started posting all these videos, like Cameron, the brother who's the backup dancer, was at the game and him and, you know, it was just really cute.

That's really sweet.

It was.

So did you like her outfit?

I'm so glad.

Oh,

I liked her outfit.

Yes.

I don't know.

I don't think it was the right venue for it.

Like, that's very much like dinner in New York with the girls or date night.

But.

Like, I feel like her game day outfits are always like really kind of relatable in a sense.

Like, Like she's always wearing like gear.

Yeah.

Wags of her.

And so this was just like high fashion Vivian Westwood for what?

Yeah, I liked it actually.

Me too.

I feel like it didn't get a lot of love, but I like, I don't love it, but I do like it.

Like arbitrarily zoomed out.

Like I think the outfit is cute.

Do I think it's appropriate for where she was?

Like kind of no.

I don't know, but sometimes like the wags get super glam.

Like you can't put them in a box.

Sometimes it is gear.

Sometimes it's like glam gear, but sometimes it's like, we're just looking gargie today.

My favorite wag attire, if any of the wags are listening and they care what I think, is glam gear.

Me too.

Me too.

Like looking high fashion, like you got like a red Chanel jacket.

But I think it also depends if it's an afternoon game or a night game, because if it's an afternoon game, like I kind of love like a gear, cute t-shirt with some cool jeans and like cash and like, I don't know, a Chanel bag.

Yeah.

It must be fun.

Yeah.

So, but this was a night game, so she like brought out the heels.

Who do you think is the best dressed wag?

Oh, Chrissy Yuschek.

Olivia Culpo.

I was going to say Olivia Culpo too, but like Christian Uzchek gets extra points because she made it.

She literally makes it from scratch.

Yeah, because she made it.

Yeah.

Yeah, I agree.

Also, a little more tailored news, 1B, is that Taylor is now the richest female musician with a net worth of $1.6 billion,

usurping Rihanna at $1.4 billion.

So Forbes has just updated Taylor's net worth, which makes her the richest female musician.

It also makes her the richest,

I think, musician cross-gender whose money solely comes from music.

Potentially.

Right.

That's why it makes her surpassing Rihanna that much more impressive because obviously like music-wise, Taylor Swift is going to be making more money for music.

But Rihanna like literally owns a billion-dollar global brand.

Like it's insane.

Yeah.

So the fact that she was able to do that through music is so crazy.

And I know like these stats like matter to Taylor.

And I'm happy for her.

Yeah.

And especially for so long, it was crazy that she was not a billionaire not until one year ago

one year ago, but Selina was one year ago she became a billionaire and now she's the richest female musician.

But I'm just so glad that she's like in these combos, which she should have been for a long time.

Yeah, yeah.

And I love like Forbes and their nosiness when it comes to people's money.

And so I appreciate them staying on top of her net worth because like I do wonder.

Yeah, yeah.

So our next story is one of our favorite subjects.

Food?

No.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, I have to say something because

I was just reminded of something.

And we did talk about how last week, Jackie and I were obviously off Thursday and Friday for Rush Hashanah, but Jackie had the brilliant idea, because we know you guys missed us so much and we couldn't record an episode, that on Friday, just as like a little treat, we re-released an old episode of like an iconic toast episode.

We chose the one, Robert Flatts.

That's one people are always quoting to us about the one time I thought like Rascal was a name.

And it just was like a fabulous episode.

So we re-released it.

The reception was so positive, but I wanted to say something.

Like one, I'm so glad you guys liked it.

We are going to do that like on days off.

You know, we love a federal holiday.

We are, you know, going to go back in the vault and reshare old episodes.

It's so funny to hear our pop culture takes and how different we talk and look.

Oh my God.

So sound off in the comments like what your favorite episode is and we'll start re-releasing them like on random days off.

But I needed to say the one thing we have to do moving forward is we have to record just like an intro for these Toast Hurstery episodes because so many people were like, I listened to pretty much most of the episode without realizing that it wasn't new.

And I was like, oh, Taylor Swift has a new album because Robert Flatt's episode was the day Evermore dropped.

Like, I was cracking up so hard to be just, I needed to tell you that.

Do people not look at the title when it was called, but by the way, we would name a title.

It said Toast Hurstery, Robert Flatt's original

air date.

Yeah, no, I thought we made it clear, but some people just like, they love us, they just press play, like, they don't give a fuck.

Okay, we'll record an intro after this and maybe we'll write a song.

I'm so glad we're doing our toast hurstery.

One step closer to Travi being my lap.

No, okay, so it's for days off, right?

So,

so what'd you say?

The first line?

I'm so glad we're doing our toaster story.

We are almost

back with Jackson turdy.

Like, we're coming back.

Thank you.

Yeah,

I like it.

I like it.

No, don't try and do more than that.

Like, we can barely get the first two lines.

This is our creative process, turdy.

You can't styme me the process.

So true.

You can't stymie the process, can you?

Oh, yeah.

Styme is another good word.

It is, but it reminds me of stye, which I don't like.

Oh, have you ever had a sty?

I feel like you haven't.

I feel like I have not, but I feel like I have.

Like, I've definitely had phantom stye.

I, like, oddly had a lot of styes growing up, and I've gotten like a couple in my adult life, and like, they are debilitating.

They are horrible.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

If you have a stye today, like, just know we're thinking of you.

Oh, if you have a sty today, like, don't try that stuff from the drugstore called stye.

It's horrible.

Just put a warm tea bag on your eye.

It'll go away.

Yeah.

And some sunglasses for the rest of us.

And, like,

and also, like, wash your face, you know?

Wash your face.

Our next story, one of our favorite subjects, intimacy on set.

Andrew.

Who's doing what now?

What?

Who's doing what?

Andrew Garfield reveals that his sex scene with Florence Pugh went further than intended when filming their new movie, We Live in Time.

Horrible title for a movie, like seriously.

What's it called?

We live in Time.

It's bad.

What is it?

We live in a Time.

Yeah, no, I have no idea.

Passion between Andrew Garfield and his co-star Florence Pugh heated up when the cameras weren't rolling, but not exactly on purpose.

He detailed one particularly racy scene he and Florence filmed that went, quote, a little bit further than they intended.

The 41-year-old explained that the sex scene was captured on a closed set, meaning only a very small amount of people were in attendance for the sake of the actor's privacy.

He said in a discussion at the 92nd Street Y,

I just feel like that's important to know.

He said, quote, we were getting into it, as it were, and we go a little bit further than we were meant.

just because we never heard cut and it was feeling safe.

He went on to detail the two actors' methods as they continued rehearsing the choreographed choreographed moment, saying, Quote, and we're kind of like, okay, we'll go to the next thing and the next thing, we'll let this progress and we'll just carry on.

At a certain point, both of us, I feel like we were telepathically saying to each other, this definitely feels like a long take.

Then he noted that he looked up to see the camera operator was not even filming the passionate moment between himself and Flo.

He shared, I look up and in the corner is Stewart and our boom operator.

Stuart has the camera by his side and is turned into the wall.

So I guess they just thought like they were like going at it for fun.

Here's the thing:

celebrities will like share tidbits like this, and then also, like, straight to your face, be like, No, it's not weird, like, to make out with a random person when you're married.

Like, that's part of the job.

They're always telling us, like, it's not weird, it's not weird, it's not weird, it's part of the job, it's part of the job, it's part of the job.

And then, something like this will be said, and I'm like, It's weird.

You literally can't convince me it's not.

Actors are weird people.

Like, were they both single during this

instance?

Because Because if I were one of their partners, like and I heard this,

that's cheating.

Like, it's already so fucking weird, but the fact that like they kept going,

why didn't they hear cut?

But the camera guy put his camera down and like they're still going over there.

And by the way, so they did all this extra work and it wasn't even caught on table.

Right, like maybe sometimes I could see how like intimacy would go a little more, but that's just the actors like really feeling the role and whatever.

And it's like, okay, so get that on camera and like we'll incorporate that and the improvisation into the film.

This is just

really

sad to

like the fact that this happened, like it is what it is, right?

We can't, we can't, you know, change that.

The sharing.

Yeah.

But I feel like if it happened and they didn't share, like it was secretive, like that also makes it weird.

Like the whole thing is weird.

This is just a weird thing that happens that they want us to wrap our heads around and think is normal.

And I think for most of us, it's not.

No, it's not.

And I guess like I really can see if you like work in a sitcom and like it's very PG and like you just kiss.

Like I can see that becoming routine, you know, and it's so analytical about the lights.

But the more and more things that I watch, like there is so much like

pretty graphic sex in everything.

Like literally Florence, Florence Pew had a sex scene in Oppenheimer.

Like

like so unnecessary.

They put sex everywhere like really graphic.

And I'm not talking about just like kissing.

I'm sorry, being naked and like in these types of positions, like that I don't think you could ever get used to.

The kissing, oh, my fake husband on the sitcom, you know,

100%.

And what's funny, it's like audiences aren't asking for this.

I feel like it's constantly foisted upon us and we're getting just used to more and more sex scenes, like longer, more graphic, like more skin, more bits.

Yeah.

And it's them like pushing it on us when it's like, you would think they'd be the ones to be like, you know what?

Let's just leave it to your imagination.

There is like a lot of unnecessary sex and nudity, I feel.

Like seriously, the nudity in Oppenheimer was so unrelated to the storyline.

Like, yeah, I guess like Oppenheimer had a check on the side.

Like, okay.

Yes, he should.

You could show them in bed.

Like, there's just no reason to see, like, it's a movie about a bomb and a war.

Like, yeah.

It's unique, unique energy, unique New York.

Unique energy.

So, um, I just hope they were single.

It's all.

No, and if you're an actress, like, who doesn't, like, there are some actresses who have hard lines, like, they won't do nudity.

I feel like now more than ever, like, your options are definitely limited.

Like, now when I think back on the fact that in Sex in the City, like, Carrie Bradshaw, who obviously Sarah Jessica Parker had a line.

She was like, I'm not being nude at all.

It's actually crazy that she was the star of that show, given what the show is about and the contents of the show and all the other women and their sex scene.

The fact that she never showed nudity, it's honestly, it's impressive.

Yeah.

I don't think you could get away with that today.

No, I don't think so.

I don't think you could helm a show

in the title and be a budding actress, not someone who, like, we want you in our movie because people are going to watch it.

We know you.

Like, someone

was the only one in Euphoria who didn't do nudity, and that's because she's Zendaya and she can sit down.

And they want her in their show.

And if it was someone who doesn't have an audience or fans, they'd be like, okay, we could find someone else who's down to do it and doesn't have an audience and fans.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm old.

Yeah, keep telling us it's not weird.

It is.

It is.

Are you ready for our next story?

Number three.

Yeah.

Brittany Cartwright started secretly hooking up with Jax Taylor's pal, Julian Sensley, shortly after their separation.

So the divorce between Jax and Brittany, every day we get some new stuff, but this was kind of the most sensational thing that I've heard.

Brittany Cartwright started secretly hooking up with one of her estranged husbands, Jax Taylor's pal, shortly after their separation.

Page six can exclusively reveal.

They can confirm that after Jax and Brittany announced their split in February, she began a casual physical relationship with basketball player turned actor Julian Sensley, who used to work the door at Tom Tom.

Oh.

Yeah.

Page six was told that the two of them only ever hung out privately and that their romance is now over.

An insider tells Page Six that Sensley and his now fiancé, who have a child, have been on and off and were going through a rough time when he and Brittany were intimate.

So there's a lot of

bits here.

Like one,

he's a professional, was a professional basketball player.

So like, obsessed.

That's cool.

He's friends with Jax.

Obsessed.

He worked for Tom Tom.

But that pretty much Britney started like hooking up with his friend after they split.

Good.

I love to see Brittany out here just like doing whatever she wants.

She was married to someone who like seriously did whatever he wanted throughout the course of their marriage.

And like now that she has no ties to him, besides their kid, but I mean, like, she has no loyalty or obligation to him.

Like, do it, literally do whatever you want.

Yeah.

Every time I see her doing something, I'm like, good.

And Jax is really like being crazy.

Like, you know, they have a podcast together,

but they

aren't talking.

So Jax has been like releasing solo episodes.

And like, he just like, no one had heard from him.

And then he released an episode, like, why your partner might be ghosting you?

Like, something like, whatever.

Like, what?

That's really crazy.

Also, and Brittany was like, sorry, like, the podcast is like a little, when he released that episode, she was like, we're working on it.

Like, sorry.

I feel like if you're like paying close attention to that podcast, it's probably like filled with tea, but I just don't think that many people are paying attention.

No, I know.

But also, don't forget that in February when they were splitting up, like, he was spotted out and about with that little girl.

Not little girl, younger lady.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, like, I forgot.

Yeah.

Just to put it into context.

Well, this guy deserves to like be in a relationship, but how great that, like, this guy she just happened to, like, get involved with, like, will piss off at Jax.

Like, that's just kind of, we're all, we're all winning here yeah I didn't put enough milk in my coffee

oh here let me it's a little it's a little strong

I ran out of half and half so I had to use Charlie's milk not as tough kind of like kind of something major that happened in my life you know have you tried the chiobani creamers they're like i see everyone talking about them i feel like i tried it once and i didn't like love it so i i didn't give it more chances and i should have So I tried it too.

I like bought a random one, a hazelnut, because that's what I, and it was like, seriously, puke.

And then satchel cratcha was like, turd, trust and believe, get the purple one.

I think it's like, I don't even know what the flavor is.

Sweet cream.

Yeah.

I've seen like Raven's always talking about it.

Delicious.

Okay, I'll get it.

And like, for me, I'm always looking for something to mask the flavor of coffee.

Like, you put the tiniest splash in here, it's water.

Like, it's amazing.

Yeah, I just need a little something and I'll have to go get some half nap, but I think the grocery stores are like cleared out.

Oh, by the way, did you like stock up on something?

Zach went yesterday.

I wanted to get some beans just in case I feel like pulled to make a chili.

Make a chili?

Yeah.

I'll try and pick up a few items later today.

It's crazy out here.

I know.

I mean, even just like the rain, we've just had so much weather here.

Like, can't really be outside or anything.

Yeah.

It's just a bummer.

Jackson and Brittany are.

You know what?

Like, good.

You'd love to see Brittany out here just like living her life after being subjected to what I can only imagine was like the most torturous years of her life.

Like for real.

Yeah.

Agreed.

And their divorce got like super contentious.

He had been

trying to get

joint custody, right?

Yes.

And then he represented himself in court and said, like, never mind.

Yeah, then he like put forth a motion to give Britney full custody.

And then he said that it was an error in the paperwork and that he made a mistake.

That he now wants joint.

I don't know what he's going for, but that like that was an error.

He's now going for joint.

Yeah.

So Valley season two can't come fast enough.

That Valley.

She can't come fast enough.

Sheena was on Watch What Happens Live, and Andy was like, you know, what did you do this summer?

Like, are you, do you hang out or talk to Sandoval?

She said, no.

Ariana, no.

Katie, no.

She said, I have the worst relationship with Katie I'd have ever run.

And he was like, have you been hanging out with the people from the Valley?

And she was like, yeah, a lot.

And he was like, well, we see you.

Well, and they're like, he literally knows he's the producer.

And she was like, we'll see.

Well, we saw her on season one.

Like, her and Lala go to the parties and stuff.

It's just a matter of like how much involvement.

But she doesn't like do confessions.

Right.

Like that's up to the producers.

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Our next story: Luke Bryan is colourifying,

cowlarifying

some comments that he made, talking about Beyoncé

CMA snub.

So, yesterday, or the day before, he was on Radio Andy.

Like last week.

Saying, talking about the snub, which we have discussed.

And he shared his thoughts on why she might have been snubbed.

And this is what he said then.

So his original comment to Andy encouraged, quote, everybody coming in and making country albums.

He concluded his thoughts by saying that he doesn't think necessarily an artist will or should get nominated solely for making a country album.

He said, quote, sometimes a lot of great music is overlooked just because she made one, a country album.

Just because I make one, I don't get any nominations.

I think the CMA, they have their voting body and they vote what they think should make it.

Everybody loved that Beyonce made a country album.

Nobody's mad about that.

More so that,

like, she didn't get into the country, the world of country album.

He said, like, come play with us, like, do the rounds, go to country radio, do interviews, be a part of the CMA family.

It's not just enough, in his opinion, to like release an album that's technically of the country genre.

Right.

And also,

perhaps that's his opinion, but also like him just trying to make sense of why she wasn't nominated.

I think that's like.

like, I think, I think his thought was like that was the CMA's reason for not including Beyoncé.

Right.

Like, just because you make a country album, like anyone can just decide to make a country album doesn't mean you're going to get nominated for the country awards.

Like, you got to get in the mix a little bit.

And to be honest, like, I actually don't agree with that.

Like, if you release a country album, it should be eligible for country awards.

And.

But do you agree with...

that being probably the reason why she wasn't nominated?

No.

Because Beyonce doesn't have to do anything.

Like she's fucking Beyonce.

Like, what she's going to go to, like,

a random radio station and start doing interviews like everybody else.

Like, she's Beyonce.

Yeah, not a random radio station, but like, there are things.

The Opry, perform at the Opri.

That's a nice thing.

She's Beyonce.

I know, but, like, that's a prestigious thing to do.

Not, she doesn't have to start at the bottom.

Well, I don't think Beyonce made this album to get nominated.

I want to say that.

I think it was like a statement.

She released like a whole, you know, statement on why she, like, she had her reasons because she's got her reasons.

Um, so I don't think Beyonce cares, but like, I do want to know why, like, and I don't think that this is the reason, like, for real.

Okay, I think he put forth a decent theory, though, like, not one that you or I had discussed.

I thought of.

And so then he's clarifying his comments on X because I think people, he was getting, like, a lot of hate for talking about it.

I, right?

So he said, um, He lauded Beyonce and how loyal her fans are.

He said, I respect Beyoncé.

I spend a lot of time supporting other artists.

I want everyone to win.

He said quote he could not let the media create a false narrative adding that he encouraged everyone to listen to the interview instead of reading clickbait headlines you will hear my tone and intentions which were not negative i don't think his tone or intentions were negative in this i think he was just like trying to make sense of something for people yeah and so for beyonce fans like there is no reason why she shouldn't have been nominated so anyone trying to like come up with a reason it's like shut up you know right right it's a losing

yeah and the thing is if you know luke brian and you watch him on like american idol he's like really a nice guy Right.

And he's not, I don't think he's ever had like beef with another artist.

Like he's really like very hamish in his personal life.

He's like very generous.

I don't think he's a bad person at all.

I think he was just like talking and you know, you're allowed to talk.

And I do wonder what other country artists think.

And he's one of the biggest ones.

And theorizing and also like

not trying to just get like assume the worst about the CMAs because he's in the CMA you know universe.

Universe and like he's not trying to make enemies on either side.

I think he was just talking about it, which

some people didn't like.

Yeah, no, he's absolutely allowed to theorize, just like all of us.

And if anything, he has more insight than any of us.

Yeah,

yeah.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Some exciting book-to-movie news.

Wow, fifth and final, it's all coming to an end.

Cause I'm leaving

on a jet plane.

Don't know when I'll.

Do you think that guy, the song, was flying private?

Who calls a plane a jet plane unless you're flying private?

And he's like a big singer.

He wrote his song.

Was this song before his success?

I don't know.

I feel like it was private.

Maybe he just needed another syllable.

Cause I'm leaving on an airplane.

Okay, wait.

Now it's intentional.

He's obviously wealthy in the song, and the girl should run after him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get on the plane.

Do you remember when somebody sampled that song who's

because i'm leaving never gonna come back again she found somebody that does it better than he can no more i'm making you fly is it like jesse mccartney let me play it on the g5 g5

it is right it is yeah what's the name of the song g5

it should be

Lee Leaving.

Okay.

Also good.

It doesn't.

Leave-In by Jesse McCartney.

Are you ready for our fifth fifth and final story?

I'm not going to ask you.

I'm just going to make get you ready.

Like this is in.

You no longer have a choice on this Tuesday.

Geez, okay.

Foisting it upon you.

Let's hear it.

Colleen Hoover's novel, Reminders of Him, sets a movie adaptation at Universal for Valentine's Day 2026.

Her worst book, Give Us November 9th First, Give Us Ugly Love First, Give Us Lit.

Reminders of Him was actually the last Colleen Hoover book I ever read.

I have not read reminders of him because like I colleened too close to the sun for myself after November 9th.

That was like too much Colleen for me.

I need to remember

reminders, the name of the guy in the book, like his name bothered me so much.

Her name was Kenna and his name was like Ledger Ward.

Ledger.

Ledger Ward

is the rural juror.

Okay, now me checking my phone to like look something up.

Three missed calls, like so urgent.

All from potential spam.

Like leave me alone.

That's really crazy to call me three times.

I know.

My potential spam is out of control.

And like what lists am I on?

I don't know.

And I feel like I can sense I got added to one recently because like the tone has changed.

Something about like people looking for a job and they think I'm

just, it's not good.

Are you hiring?

Apparently.

Ledger Ward.

Here is the...

Ward.

Here is the the synopsis.

It's described as a transformative feature film about motherhood, forgiveness, and the power of one love to heal even the most shattered heart.

The story follows Kenna Rowan, who returns to her hometown.

This is something that Jenna Maroney would star in.

Who returns to her hometown after serving five years?

Jackie, we can't just move past that statement.

So true.

Who returns to her hometown after five years in prison for a tragic mistake?

She hopes to reconnect with her young daughter, though everyone is intent on keeping them apart.

Only one person in the area hasn't shunned her, and that's the local bar owner, Ledger Ward, who becomes an important part of Kenna's life.

The novel published in aka they start fucking.

The novel published in 2022 has sold over six and a half million copies globally and has been translated in 45 languages.

I'm sorry, Colleen Hoover is so impressive.

And like, honestly, this book sucks.

Like if you're going to like read Colleen Hoover, November 9th, I would love like so many.

Six and a half million people.

Like those are all the people who like loved It Ends With Us, loved Verity, Verity, loved

November 9th.

And then, what do you think is her biggest book?

It ends with us.

It ends with us.

Yeah.

And then, plus the movie makes it her biggest book.

I think number two maybe is it starts with us, but then Verity comes after that, I would say.

But, like, people fall down a Colleen Hoover rabbit hole and then start reading all of her old works.

So, like, reminders of him, like, six and a half million people, like, are at that place.

They say that more than 10 million copies of It Ends With Us has been sold.

I feel like it's more.

And that's like an old, like, not old, but it's before the movie came out.

Yeah.

Let me look up Verity.

I think it goes It Ends With Us and then Verity.

I don't know if It Starts With Us was that popular.

No, but like Verity, it says over three and a half million.

When was that?

It's Gemini.

Google AI overity.

Oh, people said you can't always trust it.

Everyone's trying to ruin my good time.

That's why.

Yeah.

Well,

well.

Well.

I'm just looking.

Sorry.

What do you think is.

Yeah.

Justice for Layla.

I thought that was a decent book.

That's like the only one I haven't read.

She tried to get spooky and put a ghost in there.

It's October.

So if you want to read a ghost book, read Layla.

And it was a Redheads book.

So there's an episode on it.

When I was watching the Kansas City game last night, I was like watching Cable, which I don't watch a lot.

And there was a commercial for like free forms, 31 Days of Ox.

No, what was it?

Remember how ABC Family did like spooky nights?

Yeah.

Halloween.

And then they do the 12 Days of Christmas.

The warmth that commercial seriously put in me, I was immediately like seven and we were laying in the den, like what we used to watch all those movies.

Like, I love that they're still doing that for the kids.

Yeah.

Speaking of cable, we were kind of on cable last night.

We didn't even talk about this.

Oh, my God.

Not me getting DMs, being like, they're talking about you on the MSNBC Jen Pisaki show.

I'm like, it's Jen Saki.

Excuse me.

Is it?

I think so.

The P is Silent?

The P is Silent, I believe.

Sake.

I was like immediately like, oh, great.

What did she say about us?

Yeah, no, scary.

And you text me.

By the way, I didn't get one message.

um but you Jackie I don't think you have your messages on so I have my messages limited you can't reply to my stories not Jackie complaining she doesn't get any messages because you literally haven't any you follow me you can go to my profile and hit message who does that like everybody just responds to stories I don't have response to stories it's not good for my mental health By the way, I do use this, but then don't complain that like you don't get messages.

Yeah, no, I still get people that people can find a way to reach me.

Plus, I have my DMs open with thousands from over the years.

Oh, not the thousands.

Thousands

community, we can reach each other.

But yeah, it's not good for my mental health positive or negative comments.

Like, of course, you think negative.

I don't want to see people like reacting to my stories.

But it's also like all that affirmation isn't good either.

I don't want to like post a story and then be waiting.

Like, what are people writing to me?

Like, I just want to let it sit.

Love that.

Well, they had said Psaki's talking about you.

And I was like, great.

Like, what are we doing?

It can't be good.

It can't.

And then I listened to it, and it was actually not Psaki.

Like, she had a, like a very millennial-coated swirly on to like talk about Kamala doing Call Her Daddy and like the impact of traditional, like, legacy media versus new media.

And then she was like, What other shows do you think would be good?

And the girl was like, The toes, like, that's what everybody needs to be doing.

And then it got me thinking, like, okay, let's say we get reached out to.

Like, we're gonna say yes, right?

Like, not that, by the way, no one's reaching out, we're just like having a hypothetical game.

Like, we would say yes to either, no to both.

Like, what would we do?

I think the decision would be the same for both of them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

However, I don't think if we did, if we did one, the other one probably wouldn't come on.

I think that's what we were talking about yesterday.

Like, will Trump do call her daddy?

Like, because Alex said that she put the call out.

And I don't think it would make sense for him to do the same show

as Kamala.

But I then think that his team would start thinking about, like, that is a good audience to reach women, that sect,

to do a show that's similar in demographic.

Yeah.

And then the question is, which one?

Right.

Literally us.

I'm sorry.

But I thought maybe Kamala would do that, because you're right, like they wouldn't both do the same one, but if they were like Bernie Sanders and Trump both went on Theovan back to back.

And like Theovan also had like the president of the Teamsters on this week.

Like he's

lunch late.

Yeah, of course.

But no, I mean, recently he's getting like really into the election.

But Bernie Sanders and Trump, like that's not the same as Kamala and Trump.

No, but it's like not that different.

Like they're, Bernie's not running for president, but like he did.

Yeah, but no, that's just.

No, I don't think they really could ever do the same job.

I don't think it's good, great strategy.

Yeah.

And the thing, the beauty of podcasts are there's so many.

It's true.

And the beauty of like being that big of a platform is like you're bringing the listeners with you.

Like it really doesn't matter how big the show you go on.

That's true.

Well, no, but you do want to reach if a podcast has like a huge millennial women audience and that's the demographic you want to reach.

Like, no, actually, there's value in going on a big female show.

That's true.

That's true.

So we'll just, we'll let you know.

It's come some crazy time.

We'll let you know if anybody reaches out to us.

I actually didn't see that being what, not that it's happened at all or probably won't happen, but like when we were talking about it yesterday, that wasn't my like next logical jump is that he would do a show of the similar elk.

But that is good strategy.

And I learned that on Jen's talking show.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, with a swirly who's obviously obsessed with the toast, even though she kept calling us the morning toast.

Like, girl.

She might have left a while ago, but still, thanks for

the support and the shout out.

Oh my God, I've never seen anybody make a heart hand.

I'm trying to do like new heart hands because I know like this, I love this one, but I wanted to do like...

I love this, but you know how the kids do it these days.

I can't do it.

Actually, I've got crazy fingers.

I can do like more than an octave on the piano.

I could probably do it.

Wait, I feel like I'm having a shit.

So it's like...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's index and middle.

Oh, like this, like this.

That's cute.

And then when they don't have both hands, Jackie, I feel like a claw in this stuffed animal machine at an arcade.

Jackie, when they both, Jackie, when they don't don't have both hands, then they just go like this.

That's what I was doing to you the other day.

Claudia, sorry, hard hands.

Claudia, let's try that.

Selena Gomez.

Claudia.

Okay, but sorry.

Selena Gomez is always going to own the hard hands.

Like, this is the OG.

It's also tailored.

Okay, do you think we're making a heart?

Okay, I'm going to go over.

I'm going to go over to the edge of my wall because that's

how we did.

That's our show.

That's our show.

That's our show.

That's our show.

It's bittersweet after doing an hour 45 yesterday to only do an hour six.

We're disgraceful.

We are disgraceful.

I'm gonna leave you with that.

Thank you guys so much for watching.

Or we could just repeat each other.

Or we could just keep repeating each other.

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