Jackie CostcO: Thursday, June 20th, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday.

That's right.

Take a moment, close your eyes, breathe deep, breathe through, breathe out.

You did it.

You did it.

We did it.

We all did it.

Hello, Turch.

Do you see my dress today?

I do see your dress today, and I'm so glad you brought it up first thing in the morning because we need to talk.

First and foremost, so a couple things happened this morning that do relate to my dress today.

But I recorded a vlog yesterday for our Patreon channel.

It went live today, so you can watch it right now.

And it was a vlog a long time in the making because Shapiro, Olivia's husband, has really been wanting to take me to Costco.

I have not been to Costco here yet.

You know, they go, as they said in the vlog, every 10 days.

It's very much a cornerstone of their family life.

So he has been wanting to do this for so long and we finally did it.

So we did like a Costco mukbang, shopping haul, fashion competition, so many different fun segments.

It's literally hysterical.

And if you've watched the vlog, I don't want to spoil anything, but you'll recognize this dress.

It's Costco's finest.

You can get it now at Costco and I'm loving it.

I don't want to spoil too much because for me, I had such a premium experience of going into the vlog knowing nothing.

I don't want to, I really don't want to spoil.

But there were a couple of moments that had me, I'll just say this, gooped and gagged.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

We ran into some Costco celebrities.

Well, that I was spoiled on my social media.

So we can talk about that.

Yeah, that was so exciting for the group.

For me.

For Shapiro.

I just want to say, like, everybody in the vlog like talks about this content creator, you know, who's famous at Costco.

And I just, I was like upset that like not one person in the the group acknowledged that I invented, in this family, I invented those TikTokers.

I showed everyone those TikTokers.

I believe you, but I wouldn't know because I've not been a part of the

like group text where you send those videos around.

Well, I'm like kind of at a place in my life where I'm really done sending you TikToks because you now are responding to me basically saying, I need you to download the TikTok and text the video to me because you can no longer open and watch slash view TikToks without having the app downloaded on your phone.

Right.

So it used to be back in the day, you could send me a TikTok, I could watch on Safari, no big deal.

Then they cracked down a little bit.

And every few videos, they would be like, download the app to watch.

So every like one out of four, I wasn't watching due to that.

Okay, I can work with those odds.

Now I cannot watch one on my web browser, on my phone, without having the app.

So sometimes if I'm on my computer, And I'm doing texts on my computer, I can watch them today on my computer still.

But yeah, at this point in life, like you really need to like whittle down what you're sending me.

And if I absolutely must see it and you want to ensure that, like you have to download it.

And the thing is, TikTok thinks that like by doing that, they're punishing the people who don't have the app downloaded on their phone.

But what they don't realize is they're actually punishing me, their users, because now I have to do extra work just to get Jacket to see a TikTok that like is kind of funny.

It's so true.

And it's not moving me to download the app or want to download the app.

If anything, it's making me feel, because now I watch less TikToks.

I'm like, oh, TikTok, goodbye, good riddance.

It's not top of mind.

It's greedy.

It is.

But I do feel like most of the people in my life, especially, I feel like Snitch.

Like when I say download and send, they do download and send.

Snitch is kind of like, that's been, it's such a younger sister thing.

Like, that's literally her job.

If we're in a group chat and somebody sends a TikTok and Jackie's like, please download it for me.

Every, nobody moves.

Please say please.

Because they know Margo's going to do it.

Yeah, Margot does it.

So thank you, Satchel.

Yeah.

So head to patreon.com slash the toast for the premium viewing experience.

I did my hair, I gave myself a blowout, did my makeup.

If I look exceptionally gorgeous today, which is definitely in the realm of possibility,

I can't really say that.

I feel like you can if you wanted to.

So

it's because

I sat like extra long at my makeup table, you know, I gave a little, and I was in like a good mood because I was like giggling watching the vlog and I wanted to, you know, the vlog is 44 minutes.

So I kind of did my hair and makeup for like 44 minutes, which on a Thursday, like I'm not always going to to do.

And so if I happen to look exceptionally gorgeous, pause for interruption.

Which you do.

Then that would be why.

Right.

Well, life hack, it's 44 minutes.

That's kind of the length of a workout.

Maybe watch the vlog on the treadmill.

It'll go by in a flash.

Or that's also the, it depends, I think, how old your children are, but the length of a nice nap.

You know, you're getting some time for yourself while your kids are asleep.

Nice.

I do hope.

I do hope the nap is longer than 45 minutes, though.

Yeah, I feel like it's, I don't know much, but I feel like it's.

Like a 45-minute nap is a short, is what we would consider a short nap, depending on how old.

But like, you know, past newborn sage, like, yeah, 45 minutes.

We're hoping for an hour.

Damn.

Plus.

Plus.

But, you know, run your own race.

Run your own race.

So if Jackie's looking particularly gorgeous, it's because she bought a dress at Costco.

If I'm looking particularly gorgeous, it's because this morning while getting ready, I watched Jackie buying a dress at Costco.

But it's not just about me buying a dress at Costco.

You guys would be really shocked to know the genesis, which for the genesis, head to patreon.com slash the toast.

Other than that, what's new with you?

What's going on on this gorgeous Thursday morning?

Gorgeous Thursday.

Made two gorgeous loaves of bread last night.

I am just really, I'm really practicing.

I feel like I'm training for our summer because I'm like going to be sharing my breads with a lot of people.

You're going to have to sort of up the supply because demand is going up.

I know.

And last, yesterday was the first time I did like two loaves in one, in one bowl.

And it was totally great.

And I just know like Ben's going to put me to work in the Hamptons.

Like I really need to be, I need to be show ready.

And

speaking of, wait, Ben.

Sandwich Shop?

Yeah, I was laying in bed with Ben last night and he was like scrolling through Instagram and he came across one of our clips.

And it's so funny, whenever like I hear him in the other room, I hear him skip past our clips.

But if he's laying right next to me, like he has to watch it because it's so rude.

And I was glad that he watched it because he needed to hear it.

And he like is so excited.

And I, I do want to say something.

and I do I do want to open the sandwich shop but I feel like sometimes on this show like we'll talk about like a potential business idea or you know something we would want to do one day and the comments are just like begging for it I didn't really feel like people were like dying for a sand like I didn't I didn't get that like sort of reception from everyone oh I did not get that I feel like there's so first of all And we haven't even sat down.

Like I said, we haven't even had a brainstorm about ideas.

Like this morning, I had made like an everything but the bagel seasoning loaf last night.

And I was thinking about like, what sandwich would it be?

So it would be that bread with like green cheese box, tomato, onion, and it would be called the not to make everything about me sandwich.

Like everything just writes itself.

Plus the fact we're the toast.

Of course.

And it's a sandwich shop.

But I do think like, yes, it would be for the toasters, but we also have to be thinking more broadly.

So it's not like every toaster needs to be like obsessed with it because it's for the nation.

Yeah, right.

No, that's true.

That's true.

That's true.

It's for the community.

Yeah.

But I do think it would be such a fun project.

I don't think we're in that stage of our lives right now to take on something like that.

We need to live in the same place.

Of course, but also like we have a lot going on right now.

I feel like that's maybe something when we talk about in our later years, how we want to spend our days gardening.

I think a sandwich shop, like literally, like it's complicated.

It would need to be a sandwich shop slash bookstore.

Great.

I mean you don't have to ask me twice.

Yeah.

Great.

So I think we can spend the next few years like ruminating on our ideas so that way when the time comes, it's just, it's ready.

Yeah.

So I think it's a great idea.

And I'm very curious to know from Ben like why why all the hype for QSRs?

Like maybe we should be making it today, just saying.

It's just like a, I think Ben has gleaned from,

you know, life that like that's like the current hot way of making money.

Like investing, all the investors are going QSR.

But why?

I would think the restaurant business is just a money pit.

Well, when you think of a restaurant business, you think of like, yes, like a sit-down dining experience.

QSR stands for quickserve restaurants.

Basically like Chipotle, Kava, like those types of restaurants are so popular and not fast food.

It's like, but somewhere, I think QSR is somewhere between fast food and like a sit-down restaurant.

But what are they saving costs on that a sit-down restaurant money pit is spending on and losing all their money on?

Well, like...

These are questions for Ben.

Well, like a whole kitchen full of chefs, like in a, in a,

actually, I don't know.

No, no, I hear you.

I'm going to probe Ben.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, ask him.

See if, see if it really stands up the idea.

The impending arrival of you is so exciting.

There's just sort of like a,

like a sparkle in the air here in New York.

Jax is coming to town for our live shows, kind of first ever.

It's not fair to say first ever because like a million years ago we did one live show at caroline's on broadway maybe two in one night i forget or two in two nights yeah or two in one night and we were crazy so we we've done it like tech in a technical sense but i don't know i'm just like not including that because it's like this is our first live show ever yeah yeah we've been on a stage together before i mean not like this And I think it's just better to say it's our first.

Just like with the Costco vlog yesterday, I did have to caveat like one time when I was 12, I walked into a Costco, but like

for brevity's sake, it's the first time.

Okay.

So just so I know we're so authentic, but going forward, we'll be calling things the first time, even if there is a small exclusion.

Because it actually does feel like the first time.

It feels like the first time.

Oh, Claudia, I found our loophole.

It's the first toast live show.

No.

Because last time it was the morning toast.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Well, then if we also.

Jackie, if we want be really authentic to you.

Oh, fuck, we did the breath.

We did a couple of breath live shows.

Those were true live shows.

More than Carolines, I feel like.

Yeah, yeah.

First, toast live show.

It covers all bases.

We've never done a live show as the toast.

Period.

So that's June 27th and 28th at the Beacon Theater, as we discussed yesterday.

We randomly stumbled upon like a couple extra tickets.

We don't want to get into the reasoning.

If you heard yesterday, it's sad enough.

It's like sad.

It's a sad state.

The toastpodcast.com/slash slash tour.

There are all the dates there.

There's four dates in New York City at the Beacon Theater.

And then there's, I think, five dates at the West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center.

So Long Island, New York, tri-state area girlies, come see us.

It's going to be, it's basically the Swirlies night out.

Like the Swirlies are putting on their finest slash their toast merch and they're coming to the theater for a gorgeous night.

Yes, and I also want to say it's actually not such a sad state that we have so many tickets that friends and family didn't claim when we thought we would have 100 friends and family like all clamoring 400 tickets.

400.

400.

Okay.

It's not sad.

You wonder why?

Because those people actually bought tickets.

Yeah.

And they wanted to support us and they weren't just like waiting for a free ride.

Like we have friends and family who truly support our work.

That's a really nice way of looking at it.

And they're patrons of the arts.

Shannon Ford buying front row tickets in West Hampton Beach.

I'm like, stop buying tickets.

Shannon Ford was front row at Madison Square Garden when I did my show there too.

I'm like, girl, I'll literally give you a ticket.

Like I have 400 to spare.

She feels very principled that she needs to support her friends and put her money where her mouth is.

No, it's really sweet, like setting an alarm.

Like, she won't take a free ticket.

That's insane.

Cause when I went to her show, I took two free ones.

Yeah, so we just, our friends and family just want to support us so much.

Nobody wanted to take free ones.

That's so sweet.

They just love us so much.

And so that means we have a couple of tickets from our tour available, which is fabulous.

If you weren't able to get one, they did go kind of quick.

The toastpodcast.com slash tour.

So lots of big things coming up in the next couple of weeks for your girls but you know even though we have sold out the beacon theater four times in a row um we're still us you know we're still just gonna do our thing don't think like oh my god they're getting too big for their britches like don't worry about us we one thing about us we remain grounded we stay humble and if not like something will humble us for sure you know oh i know

i know like the speaker will die but our spirit will on my way home from the studio yesterday i was just walking and i happened to like see two people separately on like different blocks, like each shit and like in a really embarrassing way.

And I felt so bad for them.

Like my first feeling was obviously sadness and empathy.

But my second feeling was like, thank God that wasn't me.

You know, like.

I felt like guilty because I would like, I did like giggle a little bit, but I didn't see.

And then I felt this overwhelming sense of like appreciation and gratefulness that that wasn't me, you know, like rolling my ankle in a wedge.

The other person like fell off their skateboard.

It was really, it was traumatizing.

And I was so happy that it wasn't me.

I'm glad to but I do also think that like reflect that reflex giggle isn't necessarily like a laughing at someone all the time.

It's it's sometimes like when things are like awkward or embarrassing.

It's like uh-huh.

It's not like ha ha ha loser.

Yeah, no, that's true.

That's I like that.

I like that.

You know, I feel like sometimes I find myself doing that.

I'm like, I didn't find that funny.

I just like felt awkward.

And a lot of times when you feel awkward, like you, you giggle to break the tension.

So it's like a reflex and it's not means

like it's not what it looks like okay thanks for loser nana nana poo poo

unless it's your sister who rolls her ankle and then it's means girl i wouldn't a rolled ankle on a sister like i truly would feel so bad

no i would die kadia your car don't laugh your car i know i will be bad you know what i don't want to jinx anything

Don't say anything what you're going to say.

I don't know what you're going to say.

I haven't fallen in a while.

I don't like the smell of it.

I haven't fallen in a while.

And you guys know that like falling used to be a like weekly occurrence for me.

Poor tenant.

In a really embarrassing way, like the worst possible fall you could think of.

You're in the same room as Mary Kate or Ashley Olson.

I'm not sure which one it was.

Boom.

Boom.

Have you been drinking less?

I feel like you've not been super drunk a lot recently.

I've had such an interesting experience with alcohol because when I was on Ozempic, You can't really drink as much.

And I also didn't want to.

I was like making so much progress that like it was setting me back and I was like, you know, I'm going to be on this drug for X amount of time.

Let me like make the most of it.

So I definitely stopped drinking as much.

Also like my body, I was getting nauseous.

So I just like wasn't physically able to.

And then when I got off of it, I was like, okay, I'm going to miss Ozenpic so much, but like an upside is like I can start drinking again.

And then I think I went like a little hard.

And I was like, you know what?

Let me, let me pause.

So.

And also, I think like earlier in the era, I was definitely on my hustle.

Like when I'm in my hustle era, I really don't drink.

No.

Now it's the summer.

Like, girl, you can't stop me from having a cocktail.

I mean, al fresco cocktail.

I'm having one this evening with the strekers, you know?

Oh,

whoa.

How fun.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a couple of girlies.

And it's also like, I actually have the Taylor.

Are they the Shrekers?

When I said it, I said it around.

They're the Taylors because...

Yeah, but

what last name, if they like have a family name?

That's a good question.

What they're going to do when they have kids.

Let me just ask them.

I don't know.

It's kind of like a big question.

Maybe text just one of them.

Maybe it's something that they haven't like.

The thing is, I have to ask both of them because only one of them is on their phone.

Like Taylor Streker is never on her phone.

So if I ever want to get to her, I have to call Taylor Donahue.

When you guys have kids,

which last name are you going to use?

When you guys have kids,

what last name are you going to use?

Question mark.

I have so many thoughts on this, like so many recommendations.

Like first, they could be like the Stranahs, which I love that.

I love that.

They also,

they could be the Taylors, like where their last name is Taylor.

They could be the Deckers.

Donahue Streckers.

Yes.

And if they are the Taylors, which is cute, like I like when people do that, but then they're both, their names are Taylor Taylor.

No, their names are not Taylor Taylor.

It's just like we're Taylor, Stretcher, Taylor, Donahue, and our kids are, you know, Emily Taylor and John Taylor.

And deal with it.

I mean, I love that.

I'm so jealous of, and I only recently realized that that's what it was in Sex in the City, that when Miranda decided to give their kid the last name Hobbs, even though her and Steve like weren't even together, they gave his first name Brady, which is Miranda's last name.

Wait, no, no, no, sorry, sorry.

Which is Steve's last name.

Steve Brady and Miranda Hobbs.

So they gave him the last name Hobbs, but first name Brady.

Oh, I didn't realize.

No, I knew that there was that in there, but I didn't realize it was her last name, his.

Her last name because they weren't together.

Miranda's an independent woman.

And then they incorporated, and Shannon has said that she's not going to do it, but for a while, she wanted to name one of her kids Ford because she's going to take her husband's last name.

So she's Shannon Middleton now.

And Ford is

her last name, her maiden name.

Right.

That's like my favorite toddler influencer, Gates Gottchalk.

Raven Gates.

I didn't put that together.

Really?

By the way, your favorite child influencer?

I'm not even a mother.

I'm fucking obsessed with Raven Gates' son, Gates.

Like, first of all, she, nobody works harder, like, then getting premium content of her son.

And she's not, like, annoying, like, shoving the phone kids in the face.

Like, say this.

He's just like playing and she'll like sneakily record.

He has such a big personality and he's, in a physical sense, the biggest kid.

Like he's going to be a linebacker.

He is so funny.

I like whenever her story is gone, my volume is up.

My headphones are in.

The show is about to begin.

I'm obsessed with this kid.

Obsessed.

And he, of course, reminds me so much of our great Harry because they're like the same age and you and Raven were pregnant for the first time at the same time, gave birth to the same thing.

And our kids are, yeah, our kids are the exact same amount of time apart.

And I didn't realize that his name being Gates is her maiden name.

So I just wish our last name was like a name.

Well, you can make it a name.

Ashre.

If you just said, it's Ashre.

It's like nothing.

It's just very last name-y.

Like, it ends in the Y.

Right.

It's just giving last name.

So, if you are a woman who's like sad about losing her last name, but happens to have a last name that could be a first name, just know I'm so jealous of you.

In all this time, have the tailors responded?

There's There's zero chance, like, seriously.

To our query?

They have.

Probably Donahue Strecker off the bat, but then we'll pick one.

Jackie thinks it should be, what was it?

Either

Decker.

Stronahue, Decker, or Taylor.

I let them know that you thought that.

Say, and say, I know it's unconventional, but it makes a lot of sense.

You're the Taylors.

Say that.

I know it's unconventional, but it makes a lot of sense, Dash.

You're the Taylors.

Exclamation point.

Make sure everything's spelled right for you.

Of course, they spell Taylor with an I, like a sub-seamstress.

That makes more sense.

You're the Taylors.

Yeah, literally.

I'm so glad we figured that out.

Yeah.

Okay,

saying.

I'm glad to know, like, there's still time for me to weigh in.

You know, it's not on case closed.

No, it's not case closed.

It seems like they're open to all ideas.

So recommendation.

I appreciate that.

Me too.

And now what?

I don't know.

How did we get here?

Back to the conversation pre-Taylors, back to gates.

How did we

want to go?

To names

of Taylors.

The strekkers.

You're going to drinks with them.

You've been drinking less.

You haven't fallen.

But it's summer now.

Oh, I haven't fallen.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Good job.

I haven't fallen in a while.

I don't want to jinx it.

But I think a lot of it had to do with my weight and not in like a balance sense.

When I was heavier, I really felt the need always to wear big platform shoes.

They just made me feel like taller.

I felt like it was like an illusion of sorts.

Like it slimmed me.

And pretty much all the shoes, like boots.

All my heeled shoes at that point in my life were platforms.

I wouldn't buy.

I also like found them to be too uncomfortable.

So I think that the platforms were working against me because it's very easy to roll your ankle in a platform.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's more likely.

And I don't really wear big chunky platforms anymore.

So I've been expanding, as you know, my style is changing.

So I think that perhaps that has something to do with the lack of falling.

But look, I'm definitely going to fall tonight.

Like, it's just because I said it.

Yeah.

Well,

you know, kitten heel.

She's always there for you.

I'm, I just bought a pair of kitten heels.

I forgot to actually take a picture of them and send them to you.

I wasn't sure if you were going to like them.

I love kitten heels.

Well, as long as the heel, well, it depends most of the time, but typically like with a wider heel, not like a

no, no, it's like a skinny.

But now I think of shoes that have this, and I actually do like them.

I've, all my shoes are kitten heels.

All my heels are kitten heels.

I haven't bought like a real heel in forever, and I'm so pro kitten heel.

They get a really bad rap.

Uh, you know what else gets a bad rap?

Um, not only kitten heels, but Michael Kors.

And I was shopping, and I picked up these pair of shoes.

They were so cute.

They were Michael Kors, and I bought them.

Okay, I bought them.

Okay, can't wait to see a pic.

Yeah, I actually think you're gonna like them.

That's kind of rude.

No, I didn't because I was just like, they're kind of crazy.

They're kind of crazy, these shoes that I bought.

And I'm like, you got a picture on your phone.

like who buys something without taking a picture this like i actually think i i did

take a picture no i did buy something without taking a picture

okay you'll just have to show me later yeah yeah yeah irl perhaps oh now we can say that are you gonna bring them for our big swirly summer yeah no they're so summery like they're so

and i got you those cute summery heels

Exactly.

No, we're going to be like truly killing it in in the Hamptons this summer.

Like, don't come.

And we can share clothes.

Don't come looking for us.

We haven't been able to share clothes at all.

Like, ever.

I know.

We're really the same size right now.

Wait, this is what Taylor Donahue said, just to wrap this up.

That's what Strecker wants, one of like our hybrid name ideas.

But she said we'd also change our last name to Taylor and first names to Donahue and Strecker.

And I'm out on that idea.

See, that's confusing.

That's dumb.

That's confusing.

I don't know if you want to say dumb.

No, no, I feel like I can talk to them straight.

Okay, I'll add an I'm sorry.

Okay, that's dumb.

I'm sorry.

I just say that's oh, that's a little confusing.

Well, you're a nicer woman than I.

Like, I'm a big bitch.

Everybody knows that about me.

Like, whatever.

Big bitch.

How are the stories to me?

Samantha, the dirty big bitch in my bunk gave the counselor and me lice.

Oh my god, iconic,

iconic, iconic.

Samantha, the dirty big bitch in in my bunk, gave the counselor and me lice.

Can you do your anagram?

Oh my God.

No, I can't.

I cannot believe you just saw the...

Samantha, the big, dirty, big bitch in my bunk.

Gave the counselor and me lice.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

You like living those.

And another thing I haven't had in a while, in addition to taking a temple, is lice.

Well,

lice is a bad thing.

You're about to come back around on the circle.

Yeah, with when you have kids.

Like, I don't think you get lice as a dink or

ink no or sink yeah

or a you ink

but definitely lice is in your future you think I think so yeah

those were really like dark summers for us we had lice all the time yeah I can't and really is from Samkhya I I cannot stand the smell of olive oil because of lice if you know you know I've gotten over that no no like I have run from olive oil.

I run

from pain.

I can't hit those notes.

Shall we dive in?

We shall, we shall.

Without further ado about Samantha the dirty big bitch in my bunk who gave the counselors me lice, it is time for the past nice stories that you need to know.

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Our first story, you know, the big news of the morning, some more celebrities arrested news, C-A-N.

Travis Scott was arrested in Florida on charges of disorderly intoxication and trespassing after a yacht argument.

Oh, I didn't even see that.

So he was arrested early this morning in Miami-Dade County, Florida at 4.30 a.m.

local time on charges of disorderly intoxication and trespassing on a property after a warning.

Both came with a bomb that totaled at $650, $150 for the intoxication charges, and $500 for the other.

Records show the bond had been submitted as of Thursday.

Reps for the Miami Beach PD tell people that Scott was arrested at approximately 1.44 a.m.

following an incident at the Miami Beach Arena.

located at 300 Alton Road.

Authorities had been called to the incident on complaints of fighting on a yacht.

Officers wrote in an arrest affidavit obtained by people.

Upon arrival, they found Scott yelling at the vessel occupants.

Travis, I mean, officers made contact with him to conduct an investigation.

The defendant was asked by officers to sit down, at which point he temporarily sat down and then began continuously standing back up, disregarding officers' commands.

Throughout the interaction, officers on the scene could sense a strong smell of alcohol coming from his breath.

Though the complaint did not want to press charges, they did request Scott to leave the vessel.

He was then told to leave the dock or he would be arrested.

So was he arrested?

Yes.

So funny, well, not funny, but like when you said Travis, I hadn't heard this yet.

So when you said a celebrity has been arrested, it's Travis Scott.

It's funny how it takes me like four seconds to compute because like for there are so many like of people in the same name Travis Scott Scott Disick Travis Barker like Travis Kardashian Scott Disick Travis.

Yeah, they all have the same name.

So it just takes me like a second to remember who we're talking about.

Yeah.

It's funny that his last name is a first name like the Taylors

Exactly.

Like the Taylor's children.

If they had had another

well, that's not his real last name, right?

It's Webster.

If they had had his real first name is Jock.

Right.

But if they had had another baby together, it could have been like Scott Webster or something.

Even though Scott's like two regular and they have a Scott in their family.

Right and right.

You know, Travis Scott is really not someone I

like die for or stand, obviously.

Like I know a lot of people moved on from Astro World.

Like personally, I really never did.

Like I don't know if that's something I'll ever get over.

It's it's one of the craziest things that's happened like in culture and honestly like in my lifetime.

And it's really such a tragedy and it's so upsetting like when you get details about it.

And i just feel like everybody kind of moved on from it personally like i stayed there just collecting around my pinned uh pair i think for most people that is the case and i actually think a lot of the things that he does good bad or otherwise don't really make news um because people have kind of aside from his super fans even though his super fans are the ones who got hurt but People have kind of checked out from him.

No, the thing is, like a while after

Astr World, I went to see Dave Chappelle at Madison Square Garden and he had all these these guests come out and he brought out Travis Scott and like people were like literally screaming at the top of their lungs like Taylor Swift had come.

I was like, oh, we're back.

I was like, it was an interesting observation I made.

I think it's, it's weird because I think that the people who always like loved him still love him as much.

And I also think when you love someone, like you see the best in him and you could see a scenario where you could say that wasn't his fault and he wasn't responsible.

You know?

And then I think the people who were never like the biggest fans to begin with were just like, that was irresponsible.

Like this is a a celebrity I'm going to unsubscribe from because there are so many and you don't need to keep up with all of them.

Right, right, right.

So it just seems like he's on a destructive path and you hate to see that.

Yeah.

So then when they said, like, get off or we're going to arrest you, like then he was walking down the boardwalk, but kept walking back and yelling.

And so then they took him in.

Like starting stuff.

Yeah.

He was starting stuff.

A stuffed starter.

That should

be.

That should be a cause for arrest.

Yeah.

Someone who started his stuff.

Well, I think that there is

right here.

Arrest this woman.

No, I

just like isn't a person whom I follow.

Really before Asher World, like, I've never been like a crazy huge fan.

Obviously, he came into my life, like My Orbit, via Kylie.

Yeah.

And, of course, Stormalish.

Stormaloo.

Stormaloo.

And Air.

And in the words of Justin Timberlake, this is going to ruin the tour.

And Wolf.

And Wolf.

Wolf Webster was an amazing name.

It was an amazing name, and it is an amazing name.

And I understand that, like, sometimes you have a baby, and he's not a wolf, like, and so you have to recalibrate.

But, like, I'm still at Wolf-Webster.

And I think it's a better name.

Like, not knowing the baby, just like aesthetically and, you know, linguistically, I think it's a better name than Air.

It all depends on the baby, though.

And I think Wolf, like, you've got to back that up.

Yeah.

It's not just something like you can name willy-nilly.

So I appreciate, that's, like, one of my favorite things things ever and my favorite one of my favorite things about kylie like her being like oops never mind i changed my mind and one of you like her being like it's wolf webster that's our baby and then like a few days later i've been seeing wolf everywhere and i i i just want to let you guys know that that's not our baby's name it's like you told you told it to us no i love her if that's one of your favorite things one of my favorite things is when you gave birth and everybody was like so waiting with anticipation like what is jackie gonna name her kid jackie made an instagram story in the same exact like color font everything as when Kylie just wrote Wolf Webster and Jackie wrote Wolf Weinreb Blue Heart.

Did I post that or was that?

Yes.

Oh, well, well.

And then you were like, just kidding.

I didn't know if I posted or I just like sent it in the family and we laughed about it.

No, no, no, no.

I think you posted it publicly and it was so like just iconic things Jackie's done that.

Hysterical.

No, when, and also we gave birth like around the same time.

So I was just like really like plugged into what she was doing.

And before I gave birth, I'm like, Wolf Weinreb, it's beautiful.

Yeah, you didn't not think about it like Kylie definitely put the name and it was in it was in your rotation consideration it was my number two because I didn't have a number two so like it was my backup name yeah the thing was it your first or second child Harry my first oh okay because like if you have a Harry you can't then have a wolf right no I never thought of of Charlie

no no no just it was a moment in time Yeah, it was just kind of like this postpartum haze.

Like she wasn't thinking straight.

No, but looking back, I was crystal clear.

crystal

well wishing um travis scott you know a better day yeah

agreed agreed are you ready for our next story yes travis kelsey is so many travises there's so oh my god so many travises so much travis kelcey news because that's what happens when you have a podcast and you just talk all the time like everything is a headline but this one um resonated with me personally so he's responding to the typo on the cheat super bowl ring yes it said, I think chefs, right?

Chefs?

Kansas City chefs.

Oh, no, that's not what I saw.

So

this is what he said.

I just stopped falling for AI generated content.

Oh, that is so funny.

This is what I read.

The rings were engraved on the inside.

They put like the seeds,

yeah, seeds of the other teams in the conference.

Yeah, like the list of winners.

So inside the ring, the Miami Dolphins who beat the Chiefs 26-7 in the wild card round were listed as the AFC's seventh seed with the words MIA parentheses seven, but the dolphins were the number six seed and the chiefs were the third seed.

So that's the mistake, like this little seed thing.

And this is what Travis had to say about the matter.

He said, I don't give a fuck.

He said, because Jason was like, Miami was actually the sixth seed.

I guess that's just the way the ring is.

Are you going to get it fixed?

He said, I don't give a fuck.

No, I like it.

We didn't give a fuck about what seed Miami was.

Who cares?

They could have done no seeds on the side of them and I would have been fine.

Like, oh yeah, we made it really detailed and oops, we screwed up.

Just makes it more exclusive.

We screwed up about something that means nothing.

Yeah, no, like the ring is not about Miami.

Like, who gives a fuck?

I didn't even know that there was anything on those rings besides like winner.

Yeah, I guess.

I guess

the run-up to the Super Bowl was engraved on the inside.

I think this is a great mentality.

And I actually, I like the idea, like, when you screw up about something that means nothing.

Like, yeah.

However,

be like a Karen.

By the way, these rings aren't free.

Like, you, as a player, pay for for them so like they're forty thousand dollars

what in the world is wrong with you like how does a mistake like this happen it it's actually unforgivable i agree i would not be so cool about it's forty thousand dollars it's a moment in time like it should be accurate

they should get um if people want it updated and to reflect the actual standings it should be done for free um but then you just you do make this like the the flawed ones in 15 years will probably be worth more Right?

Yeah.

It's just a it's a mistake that shouldn't have happened.

Yeah, it's like you had one job.

Whose fault is this?

The person who wrote it down and gave it to the engraver, not the engraver, unless the person who wrote it down wrote it right and the engraver did it wrong.

And maybe they won't get the next gig.

And this is probably a big job for them.

Yeah.

But the person who wrote it down to gave to the engraver is who I'm looking at.

And will there be accountability even?

Will there be?

Right.

Is there to be an investigation?

Is anybody looking into this?

Taylor is on her way to London for like probably one of the biggest like parts of her tour in terms of numbers.

London is obviously like

Taylor's.

They have their own songs.

Many, many.

And a lot of people are wondering if Travis is going to go.

And then the Mahomeses put up a picture of, Brittany Mahomes put up a picture of Patrick and the two kids being like six and a half hour flight and nobody took a nap, like crying face.

And everyone was like, oh, six and a half hours to get from Kansas City to London on a private jet is is about that amount of time.

Is it?

Well, I know from New York to London, it's like five or six.

It is.

It's like LA.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

So

perhaps everybody's going to be showing up to Wembley.

Oh, I would love that.

Wembley is so iconic.

Doesn't just make you think of Bohemian Rhapsody.

No, what does Wembley Stadium make me think of?

I feel like it makes me think of Spice World, the movie.

Love that too.

Now, if Travis does show up and Taylor is out here, like, for her surprise song, singing like London Boy, like, she can't.

You know, I love a London Boy?

I think she can, and then maybe she'll like change one lyric in the bridge or something that, like, is a nod to her man's.

We have a lyric change in our future, I think, definitely.

If Travis shows up, I think just in general, she has to sing London Boy, and that's just a cute song.

Like, I'm sure there are girls in the crowd who are with their London Boys, and we all want to sing how we love our London Boy.

No, totally.

It's not just to be everything has to be like so deep in like

and resonate with who she is at this current juncture.

Also, So Long London, which I don't think is in the TTPD set, is definitely up for grabs.

I love So Long London.

So

agreed.

It's so, to me, it's like so, that part in the beginning, it's like so Queen Elizabeth coded.

Yes, and it's so different.

Like nobody makes music like that.

Yeah, and then how does the chorus go?

So

long.

And of course, I love the double entendre, which it's like these days, if your song doesn't have a double entendre, like, what are you stupid?

Can you even write

where it's like so long, like goodbye, so long, farewell.

Avir to say adieu adieu, adieu to ye and ye and ye, and adapt.

And then also, it's like, I loved you for so

long.

London.

Now, who started that trope?

Luke Holmes.

No.

You're not far off, though.

Like, the first person in recent memory who, like, made the double-sided,

you can have your space.

Cowboy.

Because it was Space Cowboy and then also Space Comma Cowboy.

Commas are a major key.

In my life, at least.

Anyways, all's to say, Travis Kelsey doesn't give a rat about his ring.

And all's to say, there's like, tune into Monday's episode.

There's going to be a million stories from this weekend.

I just know like Taylor has so many friends in London.

Like the VIP tent is going to be popping.

There are so many shows.

She's going to be breaking records with attendance.

Like, I think Travis is going to be there.

There's so much London lore with Joe.

London lore.

So I bet Joe Alwyn is taking a vacation this weekend.

Do you think Kate Middleton will be there?

with Charlotte?

That's actually an incredible question

because the Royals don't not go to concerts.

No, and if they were to go, like, they would go to Taylored.

She's like a family-friendly show.

Yeah.

Also, William and Taylor, like, are friendly.

There's like that iconic night where they sang with Bon Jovi.

It's not out of the realm of possibility.

I love that.

In like a suite.

And I saw on TikTok, there are a couple

like ver pre-verified rumors that Taylor not taylor kay middleton has been receiving her cancer treatments in houston did you know that apparently like the world's leading cancer research center and like facility

is in houston i didn't know that and she has been spotted or like royal like caravans have been spotted in in texas for in houston last couple of weeks oh interesting i didn't know that that's good

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Are you ready for our third story?

A little more football player news.

Okay.

JJ Watt is crying in the gym.

Did you see this?

He's down bad crying at the gym.

He's down good crying at the gym.

So JJ Watt took to social media

yesterday to talk about Luke Holmes' new album.

And he said, put on Luke's new album, Fathers and Sons, during workout today.

Not even halfway through the warm-up, full-blown waterworks.

Wishing my grandpa got to meet Koa, trying to savor every moment, thinking about my dad, hits you straight in the heart.

Thanks for making me cry at Luke Homes.

Oh, my God.

And then Luke reposted that story.

JJ Watt and I have literally the same exact taste of music.

Like, he loves Luke Homes and Taylor Swift.

I

love J.J.

Watt.

And the way I've never seen him play football, like everything I love about him has been after what most would consider like the most successful times in his career.

I think he still plays Claudia.

No, no, I think he does.

Like, no, like JJ Watt.

No, he's definitely retired, Jaggie, like a thousand percent.

I think

he played.

Hold on,

you might be right.

Wait,

he's 35.

Hold on, hold on.

He retired in 2023.

Okay.

Yes.

Okay.

Okay.

So

long.

Jay.

Jane

had

a

good

run.

Like, I know nothing about his football career.

I don't know where he played.

I feel like

he was playing.

Oh, he wasn't in Pitch Perfect with the Green Bay Packers.

That was always

a Packer.

It was a couple.

Yeah, it was the one with the long hair.

He did.

Clay, who's that?

Longhair Mulligan from

Pitch Perfect.

Pitch Perfect Packers.

Packers.

Clay Matthews.

Clay Matthews.

Clay Matthews, T.J.

Lang.

Sounds like J.J.

David Buktoyari.

Josh Sitton, Don Barclay.

That's probably like one of the strangest crossovers in cinematic history.

Like, why?

Why not?

No, but why were the Green Bay Packers in Pitch Perfect?

Why not?

Yeah,

I like my question better.

Like, I'm actually asking why.

Do you want me to look into it?

No, if anybody has like any fun facts that they know of, like, feel free to sound off in the comments.

Like, Clay was dating Anna Kendrick, something like that.

Right.

Whatever it is.

I hate.

Was Clay dating Anna Kendrick?

Found off in the comments.

No, J.J.

Watt, I believe, is on the Texans because also when the Houston flood flooded Houston, he was a hometown hero.

He became like a celebrity because he was such a big local celebrity and like a good football player.

No, and a philanthropist and a big personality and now he does sportscasting.

And he has a bunch of brothers.

People love siblings.

Clearly.

People, yeah, he has brothers who also play.

Yeah.

And I think their names are like AJ and RJ.

Yeah.

It's like the Kelsey brothers.

The Kelsey Brother Inn.

Yeah, but they didn't, you know, start a podcast

yet.

Maybe if the Watt brothers had a podcast that they cared about, they would know what it's like, but they don't.

No.

Anyways, he was crying.

Relatable king.

No, like, get you a man who can do both, you know, like tackle, but also have empathy.

I love that.

It's not really empathy.

He's like in his own field.

Yeah, it's not the right word.

It's just emotion.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Emotional intelligence.

How about that?

Maturity when it comes to sharing, being vulnerable.

Yeah.

Love it.

Things of that nature.

Beautiful.

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Are you?

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And the next story, which is...

Which is also some Bebe adjacent news because

pregnant Ashanti, it turns out that she and Nellie have been secretly married for six months.

So Ashanti is pregnant and her and Nellie secretly married in December in St.

Louis, Missouri.

His hometown, TMZ, has reported on Wednesday.

They are expecting their first child together and now they are wedded.

So they had announced in April that they were engaged and then she confirmed her pregnancy after months of speculation, which was all very exciting but it turns out they are already married and also i didn't realize that they were together at the moment oh my god yes people are obsessed one because it's kind of like a culmination of millennial childhood like pop culture it's getting hot in here and then like queen ashanti like it's sort of it's giving prom king and queen 100 it's giving america sweethearts i know everybody keeps making fun of me for saying that too much but like it is and so for that reason it's like so cute and p-jom but also the way they're just sort of like moving happily in silence and like things like this are just they're not sharing, they're not being thirsty, like they're just living happily like, and in such a traditional way.

I'm a, people are obsessed and like I totally get it.

No, totally.

And they dated for 10 years

in the early 2000s.

I didn't know that.

I didn't know that either.

They broke up in 2013 and then they got back together.

They were spotted together in like 2023.

So like 10 years later.

No, it's literally the cutest thing.

No, it's the cutest thing.

And he has

two kids and then he also adopted his sister's children because she passed away in 2005.

So it's just like a big, beautiful family.

Oh my God.

I literally have chills.

Right?

Wait, 2005.

How old is Nellie?

That's a great question.

Yeah, his two kids are grown.

One of them is like 30 years old.

He's 49.

Wow, he's almost 50.

Very exciting.

I love these two.

Like to me, Ashanti, like isn't, like, her performance in John Tucker Must Die was so convincing.

like to me she will and always will be like a high school cheerleader right and so it's just nice that she kind of ended up with a quarterback yeah

yeah I feel like there are a couple couples like this where it's like I don't realize that they are together like they're doing the darn thing ready sarah michelle geller and freddie prince jr okay they are that couple but i know that that's i like i feel like That's just seared into my brain.

I've always been.

That's another one where people like die for it.

They don't think about them all the time.

But because they were like at, you know, teenage heartthrobs at the same time.

And also the sheer fact that they got married and have been together as long as they have, and they're like, kind of, I don't want to jinx them, but like bulletproof,

it's such an underrated thing, especially in Hollywood, that we don't talk about enough.

And the fact that like they were both, you know, cruel intentions, not another T-movie, like perfect.

Also, it's like Chili from TLC and Matthew Lawrence.

Yes.

But that one is a little bit more.

Okay.

So when those two got together, people died because it was like very millennial-coded, you know, Boy Meets World, like perfect, perfect.

But theirs is like not as perfect as like Ashanti and Nellie and Freddie Prince Jr.

because

there's all that drama with Matthew Lawrence's ex-wife, Cheryl, from Dancing with the Stars.

Like she makes TikToks like pretty much 24-7 about her ex-husband.

I think he cheated on her

with his new, with his now wife, which, you know, a lot of people move on from.

Like, we've all, now we like ship this relationship, but Cheryl, of course, has not.

Got it.

Okay.

Yeah.

So that one for me like isn't as perfect.

Not to be nitpicky.

Not to be nitpicky.

No, but still, it's really nice.

So Mazotove to the happy couple.

No, it's so cute.

Like, I'm obsessed with them getting married in their hometown.

These two could be thirsty and like everyone would die for it.

Like,

but the fact that they're just so low-key about it makes me

even more.

It's so real.

Yeah.

And I remember a couple of years ago,

I forget where it was, Nelly performed for the first time in a long time.

And he was interviewed about it.

And he was so grateful.

I think he's had like real highs and lows in his career because obviously that song like launched him.

And that's not sustainable, that level of like viral success.

And I remember it was like either, it was was a, it was an anniversary of something of either, you know, RB or his song.

And he had this like resurgence moment, and he was asked about it a lot.

And he was so grateful and so humble and so down to earth.

I remember like immediately, like, I always liked his music, but I remember liking him as a person after that.

So now I just root for him.

Yeah, agreed.

And also, he's on

Cruise, which was like the biggest song.

My windows down and cruise.

Speaking of, we know this is a lot of fun.

Like, there was literally, that must be like top five

songs, especially cuz all time

of the last 50 years.

No, and what's so crazy is

that, and another one that comes to mind is meant to be BB Rex of Florida, Georgia line.

Like, how both of them are Florida, Georgia line, and Florida, Georgia line is no longer together.

And I meant to ask you to make this a story a couple of weeks ago, and I totally forgot.

They both went on the same podcast.

I think it was a music festival that they were both at, and like you had to stop by this one booth.

And the person, like, finally was asking the questions like we all wanted to hear.

And they both have polar opposite descriptions of how the things went down.

Like according to Brian, who was the less front-facing one, he wrote a lot of the music.

I think he did a lot of most of the work like behind the scenes.

He said that the two of them agreed to never do

solo projects while they were actively promoting a group project.

They had like strict rules in place, which I think is smart if you're in some sort of group because it can get weird.

And the other one, Tyler, like showed up one day, day, didn't tell, Brian had no idea.

He saw on TV that

the other one was performing a song.

I think it was at Biden's inauguration.

Is that right?

Does that make sense timeline-wise?

And not only had he not told him that about a solo project, but also I think the two of them had differing

political like beliefs.

And they had also agreed to not get into it, you know, publicly when it came to politics.

But then the other guy.

He performed performed with Tim McGraw and Garth Books in representing country music on Inauguration Day.

Yes.

So, but then the other guy, like seriously, had a completely different

Tyler.

Tyler had a completely different like timeline of events and didn't even mention, he basically was just like, you know, we really grew apart and it was like not, you know, bad blood.

And I think I was reading the comments, like pretty much no one was believing Tyler.

No, it sounds like what Tyler said is the vague

way of saying what Brian said.

So I think what Brian said actually happened.

And then if you want to give like a nice spin to it, we grew apart.

Yeah, politics, like we can't agree.

And that's that on that.

Wow, I didn't realize it was political.

No, I, well, there have been rumors for a long time that it was political, that the two of them just really couldn't agree politically, especially their wives.

And it got to a place where it was like so bad.

But I always thought that was like kind of a dramatic, like, you know, you're literally the biggest duo of all time.

Like we were just saying, some of the biggest hits in country, but also just in music in the last 20 years.

You don't just give that up because you disagree with politics.

Like you can learn to put that aside.

You can not talk about it.

No, but but if one of you wants to start making the work political and the other one vehemently disagrees, like, yeah, you can't, like, what do you do for me?

Adding that in, which I hadn't known that part of the story until Brian went on this podcast and shared it.

Now it added a little bit more color, and now I kind of get it.

But what a shame.

What a duo.

Yeah.

You know, I think Dan and Shay are really grateful to that because that was super helpful to them.

Yeah.

But Dan and Shea like have a different vibe going on.

Yes, but they were just always competing for like duo of the year at the ACMs with Florida, Georgia Lawn.

And for me, like, it's always going to be Maddie and Tay.

I know.

And that's where I am.

For me, it's always going to be Jackson Claude.

Or, you know, Brothers Osborne.

We'd love a sibling duo.

It's true.

So.

I don't know how we got here.

Nelly.

Nelly.

Nelly.

Mazlto.

Cruz.

Mazlotov-Tonelli.

Mazlotov Tonelli.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

It's a a little more Kevin Costner news because he's making the rounds.

And just like Travis Kelsey, a lot of headlines about him.

This is the one that resonated with me today.

You won't be surprised.

Is it about Jewel?

No.

Oh, because he's also acknowledging dating Jewel.

Yeah, no.

He claims that Princess Diana fancied him according to Prince William.

So Kevin Costner learned that the late Princess Diana kind of had a crush on him through her son, William.

The actor met Diana to discuss potentially co-starring in a never-made sequel to his 1992 film, The Body Guard, another movie that I've not seen.

That's like

either.

No, I was like in that year.

So when would I have watched it?

I don't know.

Yeah, but it's so crazy.

It's mature, right?

Oh, is it like sexy?

I think it's sexy.

Well, first of all, it's the...

There's so many cultural moments from that.

Obviously, I think it was, we don't, we know Kevin Costner like now, and we know him as like kind of like a classic older actor, but he was at a time like a heartthrob from this film.

Like this was his biggest movie.

Whitney Houston is in it.

It's like one of her only acting credits.

And it's where this, it was, I Will Always Love You was a part of the soundtrack, like made that song huge.

There are so many things like in culture now that stem from that.

100%.

That's why I said that.

And we've never seen it.

Yeah, no, I've never seen it.

So this is what he said.

He did a people magazine.

I think he's on the cover of People this week.

About 15 years later, I ultimately had a very sweet conversation with Prince William.

I happened to be over in England and got this message that the prince would love to talk to me.

Costner said he met up with Prince William, now 41, in a room by themselves with chairs stacked up around them.

He said there was nobody else.

We sat down and shook hands, and the first line out of his mouth was, you know, my mom kind of fancied you.

Costner pointed at himself in disbelief that Diana could have feelings for him, saying sarcastically,

I know.

Although Costner and William talked for a half hour, the actor will never ever say what they discussed.

He noted it was a very sweet thing.

We just chatted and we both broke away and we never became pen pals or did anything like that.

But I've had such fond memories.

of who he was, how I was approached, and what we talked about.

Okay.

I mean, it's like not the craziest thing because when you think like about the timeline, like he was the bodyguard, like he was the hottest thing in America for sure.

So, Diana, obviously, a woman of tastes, like, I get it.

Um, but it is like very cool that, you know, Prince William can just like hear someone's in London, just call him up, you know?

Like, yeah, that's what I'm saying about it.

He's tailored, you know?

Yeah.

Especially like if Charlotte is a Swifty, which odds are she is.

Well, so I feel like

when Taylor was dating Joe, Joe is totally like, what's the opposite of a monarchy?

An anarchist, and no, an abolitionist, right?

Where you want to abolish the monarchy?

Is that it?

Yeah.

Like, he's totally like a radical abolitionist.

And Taylor, probably, when they were together, was like, you know, you know, you think what your partner thinks.

Like, he's telling you, and it's his country.

But then I think once she got out of the relationship, she could like see clearly and being like, no, no, no, the royals are everything.

And I think she's definitely at this very moment having a private audience, like performing Shake It Off with Prince Charlotte for sure.

100%.

And Louis in the corner, like,

shake it off.

Shake it off.

No, by the way, them being in a box is really not the craziest thing.

Yeah.

I would love to know.

I guess we'll see, but

we'll see.

We shall see.

Fabulous.

Very fabulous.

So Kevin Costner and Princess Diana, what could have been?

Kevin Costner is a chatty Kathy these days.

Yeah, I think he's got that project coming out, his Civil War movie.

And I do, based on the vibe I'm getting, I think he...

put his whole pussy in it, maybe financially too.

And so he's giving away these tidbits.

He said he's never told that story before, like out of of respect for William and their conversation, but I think so much time has passed.

It doesn't matter.

And it's not bad.

It doesn't make anyone look bad, but it's a good story.

He's going for the nuggets that are going to grab headlines because he's got a lot riding on this Civil War movie is the vibe I'm getting.

Yeah, no, no, he has gold bars in the safe that he's pulling out for, because he's been sitting there for a rainy day and it is currently raining.

Yeah.

So Horizon is his new project.

It's a Civil War project.

That's what I've gleaned.

I actually haven't watched, like, I've studied Civil War a lot in college, but I've not, I mean, I I guess not a lot of content is made about it present day

but um

him like financing his own project I'm currently watching entrage and I'm like at the point where they like decide to finance Medellin for some reason and it turns out to be like the biggest piece of shit and it ruins it ruins Vinny's career and like now he's literally like begging for roles no studios will meet with him he's completely broke living with his brother.

I'm obsessed with this part of it.

It's so, I don't, whoever, whose eye it was, like, thank you.

Because the first couple of seasons where he's really high in demand and he's a movie star, he's about to be like leo and he's such a terrible businessman he's such a bad actor i'm like what and so when they're filming mediein i'm like you know what thank you like he he needed to be humbled so desperately like it's the and i was almost gonna stop watching it because it was getting like a little repetitive and stupid but then i forgot that there was like this whole season where he's an actual loser and i hate him so much

I love this part of the show and everyone else around him is kind of killing it.

Like East starts his own management group and he's getting other clients.

Johnny's on that very successful sitcom.

Ari gets tapped to be the studio head, but builds his own.

He decides to like, you know, take his agency to the next level.

Everyone around him is killing it.

Like, literally, Vinny's at home having breakfast by himself because like everybody else has a job.

Like, Eve and Turtle.

Obsessed.

Turt starts working for Johnny as his assistant.

Really, Turt?

Really, Turt.

You're Turt.

I am.

I am obsessed.

I love that for you.

I'm happy for you.

All's to say, like, nobody in Hollywood should be financing their own projects.

Like, that's not your job.

You're just the star.

But that's what happens.

For years and years and years, everyone reminds me of the best.

No, no, no, it's like the best and the brightest.

If you make a series of $100 million movies, then it's like, wait, if I find it, like, that's an $100 million payday, not a 10 mil for the role, like, which is a lot too, which is a lot to, if you even get that.

So

if you don't, why wouldn't it hit 100 mil again?

I'm in it.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm not saying you would think.

I'm not saying you're right to do that.

I'm just saying,

the 100 million coming from Kevin Costner versus 100 million coming from MGM.

Like the MGM 100 million is worth 500 million.

Like you're, yeah, you're financing it, but like who, who else?

Like, it's just, it's like, not that anyone's asking me to.

I will never finance my own film after watching Entourage.

Okay.

Yeah.

That's going to be tough because there was a lot of interest.

Offers, yeah.

It's not going to happen.

I have something funny to say.

I'll say it after.

I'm so excited.

What is it?

It's about you.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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