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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and

happy Friday, Friday.

Gotta get down on Friday.

Hope everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Weekend.

What a beautiful rendition.

Hey, Lottard.

How you doing?

You're giving us a little bit of sticky shoes.

Are you sick or are you tired?

I woke up just not feeling like 100%.

So I'm working from home.

That's why today's episode.

You weren't feeling

100%.

Don't let them forget.

Thank you for reminding me of.

Not enough people talk about my song 100%.

Not at all.

It's so good.

It's serious.

I haven't thought about 100%

in so long.

I think about toast all the time.

You know, every time, anytime I need like a song in the background for an Instagram that we have the rights to, like, right, you know, it's always toast, but it's never 100%.

I'm actually really glad you brought that up because I definitely feel like everybody sat on my follow-up hit single.

called 100%.

It's available to stream on Spotify.

I have two songs in case you're new here.

One is kind of like our, it's anthematic.

It's like the song of the toast.

It's called toast and it's amazing.

And it was actually really hard to, you know, follow that up.

And I rose to the occasion.

I fucking did.

100% is so good.

And I feel like people sleep on it.

I feel like people sleep on it too.

And I actually, it's really one of those songs that's grown on me.

Like when you first sent me the sample, I was like, the demo?

The demo.

I was like, I just, I didn't see the vision, honestly.

And I thought it was kind of...

like a flop, but in many ways, since it's been released, like in many ways, it's better than toast.

So what you're saying is that I'm not appreciated in my own time.

No, and that you're not a one-hit wonder.

Thank you.

That's me and Olivia Rodrigo.

Exactly.

Um, so today's episode is gonna be fun, flirty, and fresh, done from home.

Thank you, everyone, for your patience.

But it wouldn't be a toast episode if I didn't have the biggest news of the day.

Really?

What's the news?

Biggest news of the day.

Oh, she does.

You guys, this is real.

I can confirm.

This is news

over a year in the making, okay?

I want to say two years.

I want to say three.

What's the news, Laterd?

Laterde is on La Mouve.

Laterd will be seeing the snow before Christmas because Laterde has found a new apartment.

That's right.

She said she would

and she did.

And everyone, including her own motherfucking sister, was a doubter, non-believer.

Because once were dreamers Yeah, no one talks about that Lyric enough.

It's like yeah, we started doubting you But we once dreamed we were once

But then you know, we moved on with our lives Well, I did it and what's so crazy is like I was prepared to come on this podcast in the following weeks and tell everyone I was staying in my apartment This apartment that I the last apartment that I saw that I ended up taking was like this last ditch effort.

I was even I was actually just going to cancel the appointment.

I'm like, there's no way it's even going to work.

Nothing has worked for me.

It's below my budget.

I was like, there's just no way.

And I was, Ben was like, let's just go.

Let's just go.

And we walked in and we knew it.

We knew it.

So I guess the message and the lesson here is to never give up on your dreams.

No.

And when you know, you know, and trust your gut.

Oh, I had my application wire money.

I had literally done everything.

Yeah, that's when you're serious.

That's what I meant.

Like you weren't serious before with like, oh, three weeks later, I'll give an offer.

That's half of what they're asking.

You don't want it.

You never know.

You never know.

You wanted this and you made it happen.

And I'm literally moving in two weeks.

Like, it's so imminent.

I'm going to LA.

We have your book launch.

And then right after that, I'm moving.

So I might need to take a day off of work.

I got to talk to HR.

I'm so excited.

Like, me and Ben have not stopped talking about it.

I have a huge kitchen, like, like a real kitchen, like a home kitchen.

Like, my ass, I'm learning to cook.

That's my next thing.

Like, I'm getting cookbooks and shit.

Like, it's a kitchen.

That's added to the list.

Jackie, it's a kitchen that deserves to be cooked in.

My kitchen now deserves nothing.

No, I agree.

Your kitchen right now is like a very much like a city kitchen.

Carrie Bradshaw, she's in the oven.

It's like a galley.

It's small.

Like, there's no counter space.

I have an island.

Yeah, you're going to be having to cook.

Guess what else I have?

What?

Unheard of in New York City.

Balcony?

Well, I do have that, but that's not what I was referring to.

A garbage disposal.

In your unit?

Uh-huh.

No, no, no.

Garbage disposal, the thing in the sink.

Oh, no, I had one at my last apartment.

No, you didn't.

Yeah, I did.

No, you didn't.

No, I.

No, Jackie, nobody has one.

You didn't have one.

Okay, yeah, yeah, no, no, I didn't have one.

Yeah, no, like, I'm special and different.

Like, I have one.

And guess what?

Guess what else I have?

Which was like the whole impetus for leaving this apartment.

I have views north, east, south, west.

I can see it all from every room.

I'm, I'm really humbled and I wanted to thank everyone for joining me on this journey.

Like, I know how torturous it was.

But my new home, like, I have a bedroom.

Like, you come into town, Jackie, stay with me.

Like, we will,

we will all reap the benefits of my new home.

So, yes, I put you through torture, but like, it's for you too.

Oh, my God.

I didn't even think about that as you were going through this journey.

Like, if I come with my family, as I do.

Yeah.

Two kids, husband, maybe Streisand, would you let us all stay with you?

Of course, if you would all stay in one bedroom, I only have, it's only two bedrooms.

Yeah, no, it would be like me, Harry, Charlie in one bedroom, and then we'd have to make,

no, sorry, me, Zach, Charlie in one bedroom.

And then we'd have to make like Harry a little setup.

We figure it out.

By the way, if you would stay, I would absolutely love it.

Yeah, I would stay.

Bruno and Theo in my room.

Oh my God, this is Chari's brethren.

And so me and Ben have never had like an extra bedroom before.

So we're kind of like arguing about what to do with it.

Like for me, it's a guest room.

Like it needs a king-size bed, a TV, and a desk so that like during, you know, non-visiting hours, someone can use it as an office.

Right.

And Ben's like so hell-bent on the idea of a murphy bed oh goodness and like i don't know how to tell him like that's not happening why what does he want to use the room for he just wants like of course if somebody's coming to stay we have a bed a murphy bed but like who knows like we could use all the space for something else like he doesn't even have an idea he just like wants to save the space that's how it becomes a room full of crap agreed like i want it to be like a really chic like so many of the furniture in my current bedroom is not going to work in my new bedroom but i have it for the guest room like I already, I already have everything I need.

Yeah, that's how it goes.

That's like my guest room in my house is full of furniture from New York.

Oh, and you know what else I have?

This is actually unheard of.

What?

A fireplace.

Wow.

Electric.

So I don't smell up the whole place.

But that's good.

Just like on, off, on, off.

Like.

When I walked in, I was like, oh, this is the type of home I can cultivate a vibe in.

I can get a chili on, light the fire.

Oh, living room.

My living room lighting is on a dimmer.

I love a dimmer.

I love a dimmer.

Perfect for setting and cultivating a vibe.

Well, you're just in time because it's vibe season.

Jackie, I'm making it by the skin of my teeth.

And are you going to have to get new furniture?

Like, are you going to get work with a designer?

So I'm going to move, take everything I own with me, and I'll reevaluate.

Yeah.

I'm not, I'm not going to go and measure.

Like, I'll bring all my shit and I'll figure it out.

Yeah, and then you'll see what you need.

Yeah, but I think I'll have to probably sell some of my stuff.

A lot of my furniture here is oversized.

This new apartment is like, it's big, but it's not like big enough for all of my furniture.

So I'm gonna have to get some new stuff.

I'm gonna have to sell some stuff.

Okay, if I'm a listener, I'm asking, how is your next apartment like not big enough for your furniture, but your current apartment is?

So I live in a one bedroom right now.

And it's just like this oversized one bedroom.

It's a pre-war building, which basically what that means is that it's bigger.

Like all the new buildings that are built in the last 20 years, they're, that's where like New York gets the stereotype for tiny apartments.

Like it's, it's inhumane what they do.

So if you find a building that's pre-war, this is like somebody lived in this apartment 50 years ago and like it was normal size for like normal people.

That's not what I think of what I think of pre-war.

I didn't know that's what it meant.

That's what it denoted.

What do you think of?

I just think it's like made with quality materials.

It doesn't like go up with like sheetrock.

That too, by the way, like that people are always like, how do your neighbors not complain about your singing?

It's because, oh, because I have real walls.

Because they're pre-war.

Like that to me is where pre-war comes in.

Yeah, but it's also about the sizing and like the proportions and the ceiling height.

I didn't know that, but actually, it's crazy to me because I feel like 50 years ago, people were smaller than they are today.

They were, but their apartments were not.

Like, when you look at Miss Mazel, like, that's pre-war.

Okay, good to know.

So, I live in a really big one-bedroom.

So, I've got a bedroom.

Wait, which war?

That's why I said 50 years ago.

I'm not entirely sure.

Also, at this point, 50 years ago, like was the 80s.

No, I know.

I think it's pre-war.

It's like the 20s.

Yeah.

So it's pre-World War II.

I don't fucking know.

So I live in a one-bedroom.

Found out in the comments, which war?

Which, yeah, what the fuck does pre-war mean?

Yeah.

So I live in a one bedroom, but it's just really oversized.

So I have like a huge couch, a huge dining table, rugs everywhere.

My bedroom is enormous.

So I have really big furniture to fill the space of a one bedroom.

Now, my next apartment is more square feet, but it's also two bedrooms and two full baths.

And I have like a laundry room, so there's more square footage because there's more things,

but it's not as over, like the dining room isn't the biggest thing you've ever seen.

Whereas my dining room right now, like I have so much furniture in it because there was just nothing, like there was so much space.

Yeah.

So if that makes sense, yeah, makes sense to me.

I'm so excited.

Like, it's all I think about.

I like, this is just the best day of my life.

Like, thank God.

I've been waiting to move for so long.

And you know what?

Good, another lesson.

Good things come to those who wait.

I didn't rush.

She did not.

I did did not.

Well, I'm really excited for when you're in there.

And I'll come see you because I might be coming in November.

So maybe I would stay with you.

100%.

Wow.

I just need to get a new bedframe for your, for your room.

Thuma.

Thuma, yeah.

And I also, I'm going to hit up some of our toast sponsors now that I'm like moving.

I need a mattress, mattressfirm.com.

I need just like a ton of stuff.

I need new bowl and branch.

Like it's going to be going to be a toast-approved apartment.

Yeah, maybe you get a new set of caraways to christen the new kitchen 100

yeah i see big things i need it all oh and of course before you move in you've got to wipe the place down with branch basics 100

so that's my major life update pretty much the only thing going on in my life except for the fact that I'm coming to see you in two days because my book is launching on Tuesday.

You guys, we're getting so close to pub day.

Are you sure it's not Monday?

I'm positive.

Oh my my God, this whole time I thought it was Monday.

No, Monday is a federal holiday.

Oh, right.

Yes, it is Columbus

slash Indigenous People Day.

And the toast is honoring as we do all federal holidays, and we will not be releasing an episode.

So don't be looking for us on Monday, but come looking for us on Tuesday because it's a big day.

So don't like look for us where you would normally find us on Monday, but you'll be hearing from me a lot because it's the day before Pub Day.

Tuesday is Pub Day.

Next week is Pub Week.

So I think what you're trying to say is prepare to be sick of

me if you're not already.

I'm so excited for pub week, you guys.

I'm so excited for campers to get their hands on this book, for counselors to read it to them, and for all of you guys to know like what the fuck I've been talking about.

Also, so much in my life, like, you know how I always quote like you're special back to you or just like thing, you know, your book, whatever.

Like there are so many phrases from the book that I find myself saying.

I hope you like meatballs on top of spaghetti.

Or anytime I say whoa, I say, whoa, I'm not going in that lake.

So true, which is what happens.

Don't spoil it.

I'm not going to spoil it, but we're able to speak freely.

We did tease earlier in the week that something kind of monumental happens at the lake.

Yeah, it gets a little crazy.

Yeah.

So if you haven't yet, pre-order your copy.

and get in on the fun.

I'm doing a book signing at Books and Greetings in New Jersey on Saturday, October 14th at 11 a.m.

It's going to be so much fun for the campers, for the counselors.

Bring your kids if you want or not if you don't and we're going to have some treats from once upon a farm they're sponsoring sending pouches for the campers so cute so cute so you could fuel up while you're in line we're gonna have a great time and that is the only event i'll be doing next week i was planning something else um but i actually don't have enough books to do the event because we sold out of the first printing you know what you know what we call that what

i don't know i don't know

yeah so um it won't affect like individual book orders because the warehouse is going to be replenished on Thursday, but I just won't have enough books to do an event on Friday, which is cool.

A good problem to have.

I'll miss you guys.

I'm going to do more events when I'm in New York next and throughout the holiday season.

I'm going to do events in Florida.

But just for launch week, it's the one event, Books and Greetings, Northvale, New Jersey.

Come see Yad Girl.

So exciting.

What a big week next week is for Columbus, for the Indigenous, and for Jackie O and the campers and the counselors.

100%.

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you're welcome our first story let's see what sad let's see what i chose yeah it's making me sad Sophie Turner leaves day one of Joe Jonas custody and divorce mediation after eight hours.

And then it was also reported that Joe left two hours after that, so that he was there for 10 hours.

But Sophie and Joe spent eight hours together on Wednesday during day one of their four-day mediation.

The Game of Thrones star was photographed leading the meeting in New York alongside her lawyer at 6 p.m., wearing jeans and white t-shirt and a green cable net sweater.

Earlier in the day, she was spotted leaving Taylor Swift's apartment where she's been staying with her two daughters.

The two formerly married stars arrived separately and left at different times.

This is really sad.

I also can't remember a celebrity breakup or divorce in recent memory where we had so much information and photos on like the timeline and details.

Like it feels so wrong.

yeah but it's all it's so public maybe it's happening so quickly because like of the way that she had to sue them for keeping the kids

um because usually people get file for divorce maybe in a few months they'll have their trial I think these two have their trial in January but they're trying to do mediation to figure out a way to co-parent and exist without going to court

so i hope an eight-hour day means it was a success i also feel like don't i feel like most custody arrangements and forgive me if I'm wrong, start with mediation.

Like everybody tries to set up a lot of people.

Because you hope and you want to think that you can do it without copious lawyers and a judge and you can come to an agreement, but I guess, you know, most of the time you can't.

No, and especially with like the UK of it all, it's so complicated.

I feel like, I don't want to be negative, but I really don't feel like they can settle this without going to court.

Yeah, I feel like they're going to wind up spending a lot of time in New York just because it's like in between Central.

Yes.

New York and LA.

Everyone can work from New York.

Yeah.

I

also think we have so much information on the comings and goings of everyone because they're in New York.

New York is just like LA, you can like go to see your lawyer and go in the back and nobody can see you.

But like New York, you pull up in a cab and you have to walk.

Like it's just the vibe of the city that makes it more

like paparazzi friendly, honestly.

Yes, but I feel like in so many ways, New York is where celebrities come to be anonymous.

Not in this situation.

yes you know LA is more like the paparazzi city all these restaurants you can't go to without being snapped but there is something about the legal proceedings here that make it just very busy harder but yes celebrities do come to New York to disappear and that's because people in New York like the civilians don't give a fuck yeah even though like don't speak for me because I care yeah I mean everyone cares they just like to think that they they like to think that they're the types that they don't care.

Yeah, no, we care.

Yeah.

We We care a hell of a lot.

So I hope they're able to mediate it.

This whole situation gives me such a pit for everyone involved.

I know.

It's really sad, especially like when you think they're so far off.

You know, like he wants to live in America.

She says we agreed to live in the UK.

They have that house in the UK.

Like, they're not even close.

Yeah, and their daughters are like going to be starting school soon and need to, like, they don't want to be going.

They need to get settled.

Yeah, they can't be like switching schools in the middle of the year.

It's giving parent trap.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what Nick and Elizabeth were up against.

Yeah, what they did probably was one of the worst decisions parents could have made.

Splitting up not just siblings, twins.

Twins.

You guys have to be aware of that.

Sometimes people talk about that.

The neglect.

No, like the poor decision making.

Two identical strangers.

And I get served all these reels of like twins in utero and like premature twins who like don't know that they've been born yet.

And so the way that they act thinking that they're still connected.

they're they're one yeah no and like i'm sorry but nick and elizabeth are no better than the elise wise agency no we don't talk enough about how the parents in parent trap were psychological terrorists that was psychological torture and how the kids turned out to be so well no wonder they got to camp and started bullying immediately right no you so true

They were deeply disturbed individuals.

No wonder they both had to go to the isolation cabin.

But like they were having behavioral issues.

Gee, I wonder why.

Maybe because I was separated with my twin.

And not even at best.

Not even at birth.

I feel like it was like a few months later.

So they

like to be able to get

aligned to life together.

Yeah, they knew that the other one existed.

And then this half of them was just ripped from them.

I'm so glad we're having this conversation because it's really, it needed to be sad.

Yeah, which is why, even though the camper and the counselor is parent-trap coded, it kind of like solves that inherent issue because it's just a singular camper.

Jackie, you know what you're doing?

I'm healing the trauma.

You're doing better.

Like you said you would.

Like I said I would.

No, that's so true.

Thank you for making the distinction.

So just know if you do pick up a copy of the camper and the counselor, like you're not supporting psychological terrorism.

No, and there's no like long-lost twin who's been ripped from the city.

Well, actually, that's the sequel.

She comes next summer, British camper.

Oh, yeah.

No, that is French camper and Italian camper.

Yeah.

Bangiorno, Canceliore Snichas.

It's me, French camper.

Can I bring my cigarettes?

No.

Anyways,

wishing them well.

Wishing them well.

Our next story, someone else who needs to be wished well.

It's like a dramatic headline for like a semi-dramatic story, but once we parse it out, it's like not that drama.

It's drama.

But it's like the breaking news tab on page six.

So they're trying to like make it drama.

Drake may be taking a break from music for maybe a year due to health issues.

Okay.

So Drake is taking a hiatus to take care of a personal matter.

He was on Sirius XM Sound 42 Table for One Show.

He said, I probably won't make music for a little bit.

I'm going to be real with you.

I need to focus on my health first and foremost.

And I'll talk about that soon enough.

Nothing crazy, but just like, you know, I want people to be healthy in life.

I've been having the craziest problems for years with my stomach.

I'm just saying what it is.

So I need to focus on my health and I need to get that right.

And I'm going to do that.

Well, let's we not forget Drake is Jewish and nobody has more stomach and gastrointestinal issues than the Jewish people.

So he's honoring his heritage by falling victim to what we all experience and just know that your people are with you, Drake.

Yeah, he's got to get his gut health in order.

Maybe he should try seed.

That's what I'm thinking.

But it's like, on the one hand, wow, he's having bad enough stomach issues that he's taking a break from music for a year.

Like this is kind of serious.

On the other hand, if Drake didn't put out music for a year, if any artist doesn't put out music for a year,

that's fine.

No one's batting an eyelash.

You need to do it.

Many people don't.

Right.

You need to live.

You need to write, experience.

You need to tour.

It's a process.

Now, I will say Drake is like, obviously, like a very eligible bachelor.

And now because he said it, like I am envisioning him on the toilet screaming, crying, you know, shouting for help.

Because he said it.

Like he said, I'm having the craziest stomach.

So I'm picturing him completely naked, drenched in sweat, screaming, crying, throwing up, you know?

And I just almost wish he didn't do that that because now the image in my brain I have of Drake has been permanently altered.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's hard to say you're having stomach issues like without

just envisioning that.

Whenever like I'm like, let's say I'm having some sort of stomach issue, like let's say I'm having diarrhea.

I will like nine times out of 10 tell someone.

If it's somebody who I like care about how they see me, I'll tell them I threw up instead of having diarrhea.

Of course.

Why is throwing up so much more palatable than the other end?

Because it's not duty.

Like, that's the thing.

It's ND.

It's not duty.

Yeah.

Like, I'm not the only one who does that, right?

Okay, maybe Drake's been throwing up.

He would have said it, though, to throw us off the scent.

Yeah.

And when you say stomach issues, like girls with stomach issues, it's duty.

Like, we know you know.

But I feel like when girls with stomach issues are being like girls with stomach issues, it's constipation.

Or IBS.

What's that?

But what, how does IBS manifest itself?

Blowout.

Yikes.

Yeah, and I just feel like this is Jake really showing his male privilege because a girl would never say this.

No, but girls are always talking about their stomach.

But like in girl communities, you know?

You think?

Yeah.

No, girls love talking about their stomachs.

You know what's, I, I feel like there was a time where I maybe like played into that because like that's what the girls were talking about.

You just wanted to, you know, get along with everyone.

Yeah, I was just trying to make friends, but I actually feel like you say, like, Jewish people have like stomach issues.

Like, I don't relate to that.

Like, I feel, I don't want to jinx myself, but I just feel like I'm like regular degular.

That's such a privilege, and not you, like, bragging about it.

I don't feel like I'm regular degular.

Like, you don't like the most random things can set me off.

Is that not from Ozempa?

You're obsessed with me.

And no, it's been my whole life, honestly.

Like, really?

For no reason at all.

Yeah, like, for no reason at all.

Like, I'll get the runs.

Like, why?

That's so weird.

Yeah, you don't get that?

No.

Oh.

Not for like no reason at all, but like sometimes, like, I probably ate something wrong.

Okay, but like, how many times a year?

A year?

I don't know.

A year's a long time.

Let's do it.

How many times a month?

Twice.

One or less.

One or none.

We're splitting hairs here.

Yeah, no, I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to.

I just think you're like in denial that you're a part of the crew because based on the frequency that you just spoke, 12 times.

We are just like, you know, I'm like, I'm a sufferer and I just like suffer in silence.

So maybe it's like I'm not even registering when I'm having this experience because I'm just like, let's get through it.

It's over.

I'm not thinking about it.

I'm not like

tabulating.

That's fair.

You definitely are like a suffer in silence whereas like me i'm in pain everybody's gonna know yeah you're gonna have a chronic issue you're gonna text the chat everyone and i'm gonna and i'm gonna make it into like what chronic illness do i have right right right right okay

well wishing drake well i don't think he needed to share this because one now we're thinking about it two if he didn't release music for a year like nobody would think anything of it he's not like an artist on the rise who needs to like keep putting out music like okay don't don't do anything for years even though i feel like he also just put out an album and he also just did like a big tour so taking a break would be, you know, very common.

Yeah.

I guess we have to respect his transparency.

For sure.

And all that travel really can mess up your stomach.

Ain't that the truth?

Except, I don't know if like you fly on your own private jet that has a king bed.

Like I don't know if you still get the same things that we get.

No, not the same, but like there's still the cabin pressure.

Still, you're in unfamiliar places, maybe eating new food, jet lag.

No, but seriously, I feel like when you travel like Drake does, nothing's unfamiliar.

Like you bring everything with you.

No, I know.

I'm just, Drake has problems too.

That's true.

Celebrities, they're just like us.

They get diarrhea.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

A little new romantic news.

Baby with a new romantics.

Come along with me.

Someone who was never on our list, but should have absolutely been on our list, but now would be taken off our list because they're in a new relationship is Jay Cutler.

He has gone Instagram official with Samantha Robertson three years after his divorce from Kristen Cavallari.

He absolutely should have been on our list.

Absolutely should have been on our list.

We could have had so much fun with him.

I'm just thinking of all of the good times we could have shared in the last three years.

Us, yeah.

We dropped the ball.

But it's a reminder that we should add Kristen to our list.

Yes.

Has she been in any like major public relationships since her divorce?

Not really long relationships, but she was dating that comedian, Jeff Dye.

Yeah, yeah.

There's a rumor that she went on a date with morgan wallen because she was like at his concert wow really

but i don't know if it was just because she was at his concert like i don't know how much credence there is yeah

and then of course like the southern charm boys

who knows what happened there yeah yeah yeah okay anyways jay cutler has found love with samantha robertson they have gone instagram official they posted uh posted a photo posing on a balcony in front of a stunning sunset in Montana with Samantha leaning on Jay, resting her arm on his back.

And a couple other photos from their travels.

Jay Cutler, like really,

I feel looks-wise, also just brand-wise, reminds me so much of Aaron Rodgers.

Okay.

Do you feel that?

I do.

I do.

Like, they're both just like...

Football players who are handsome and like had celebrity relationships.

Maybe that's why I think they're so similar.

Yeah, they're also like probably around the same age.

They're also kind of renegades in what they say and do.

Like, they don't give a fuck.

Yeah, they just say what's on their mind.

Yeah.

I could see

Aaron is.

There's a similar energy.

There's a similar energy.

Like, I could see when Aaron's done with the NFL, like him doing a podcast, just like Jay Cutler does now.

He does a podcast?

I believe so.

Cause I remember he did Sophia with an F and then Sophia went on his and I listened to both episodes.

You're right.

And it was really.

And you're shipping them so hard.

Absolutely.

Uncut with Jay Cutler.

Sounds like a podcast about circumcision.

I think that's the point.

It's a play on words.

And he's Jay Cut.

And he's out of the cut.

He also hasn't released an episode since September 2022.

So maybe he's dead.

He's out for a year.

Maybe he's out of the game.

We also need to keep a list of podcasts that started that ended.

I love that idea.

Because every celebrity, every influencer, everyone comes out with a podcast.

They do this like big thing.

And then, you know, everyone shoots to number one and they screenshot it.

But like what happened a year later?

Are we still doing our podcast?

Start the list because I don't know.

I don't know if I made this a story, but they canceled

Emily Radikowski's podcast.

Yes, I saw that too.

So podcasts that are over.

Jay Cutler.

Jay Cutler.

And also they could always come back and they'll come off our list.

Yeah, of course.

Em Rada.

But Em Rada, I read the story about hers.

It's like she still owns her podcast.

She could bring it back if she wants to, but like Sony folded it because I think they said she had too much of an international audience and advertisers wanted domestic listeners.

Okay, so maybe she'll come off the list.

Also, I mean, famously, Megan and Harry.

Oh, my goodness.

Also, Kim Kardashian's like fake justice podcast, whatever that was.

Yeah, archetypes, Kim, Spotify, I'll call it.

Wow, I don't even know the name.

Right.

I'm just looking online.

Yeah, there's this

13 celebrity podcast you need to listen to.

And like the first three are already canceled.

High-low archetypes.

That's funny.

So far, all of these, I believe, are still.

And I'm sure there are a bunch that have like kind of shuttered, but there was no announcement.

You know, if we went to...

Yeah, that's how it is.

Like, you'll slowly.

Yeah.

Oh, she's still releasing.

Okay.

Okay.

Who?

I didn't know that Sophia Bush had her own podcast.

I know that there was like a bunch of the girls from One Tree Hill, but she has her own called Work in Progress, but they literally put out an episode yesterday.

So cool.

I didn't know Michelle Obama had a podcast.

Yeah.

Yes, you did.

Yes, you did on Spotify.

But I thought it was her and her husband.

No, he has a podcast with Bruce Springsteen, I think.

What?

Yeah.

And I think it's all on Spotify.

Yeah, yeah, no.

I remember that they did a deal with Spotify.

Okay, so sorry.

she, that she was on the list.

Oh, Ashley Graham's podcast.

What happened to that?

Remember, Kim went on it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let me, let me look it up.

20.

Oh, it's done.

2020.

Put her on the list.

This is funny.

It is, because, like, I just, I keep going to these articles.

Like, 25 celebrity podcasts you need to listen to for inspiration.

And let's see if any of them are still.

Oh, Smartlist.

Yeah, we know.

That one's still up.

That one's still up.

I I heard Smartless is ending.

No!

Stop.

That would be like the best day of my life.

I'm totally kidding, by the way.

I have a lot of respect for them.

Oh, my God, of course.

It's all in good fun.

I don't think anybody thinks that it's not in good fun.

Also, like, we are completely punching up.

Like,

they don't care about us.

I didn't know Ricky Lake had a podcast.

Me neither.

Does she?

Let's search.

Everyone has a podcast, Claudia.

She hasn't released an an episode since July 2023, but she could be on break.

Yeah, she could be on break.

I won't add her to the list yet.

Anderson Cooper?

That doesn't sound right.

Maybe his show then becomes a podcast.

Nope, November 2022.

Put him on the list.

Oprah?

I feel like Oprah wouldn't quit a podcast.

Like if she's doing it.

No, and I feel like if it was like actually Oprah talking, like it would be the biggest podcast in the world.

It's probably like some affiliate.

Yeah, because it

stopped on 2018.

Like, that's this list I'm looking at is old.

Does Anna Ferris still do her podcast?

I think so.

Her podcast, like, she's a podcaster.

She's so big at one time.

Yeah.

Her podcast, yep, she had Glennon Doyle on two days ago.

Glenn and Doyle.

That's when you know you're podcasting.

By the way, that's how you know you're podcasting.

Ellen Pompeo.

This is the most fun game I've ever played.

Let me know if you're getting annoyed with me yet.

I'm not, but we're obsessed with podcasting.

Ellen Pompeo, bye, hasn't released an episode in a year.

We're just obsessed with podcasting, Claudia.

Oh, you know who we have to add to the list?

Who?

Margo Ashre, best of both.

You know who we have to add to the list?

Olivia Ashre, maternity live.

Put them on the list.

The ashre sisters.

Yeah, the sisters ashre couldn't crack it.

But Margo still does redheads.

True.

What does Olivia have to say for herself?

I just have to say about the redheads.

Our episode hit number 11 in the arts.

So you're a woman in the arts.

Oh, we are women in the arts.

And the episode is so good.

We read fourth wing talking about fourth wing and you guys need to become a redhead.

It's never too late to become a redhead.

Ever.

I'm like downloading it so that when, like, I don't want to forget because I'm going to read the book and then I want to listen to the episode.

So I have to read my book club book first.

I really need to start.

What's your book club book again?

The measure.

We read that for the redheads.

Oh, I'll listen to the redheads episode as well.

Yeah, I'm so curious to hear your thoughts on it.

It was one of my best books of the year.

And it's probably my first book club recommendation.

Like, if you are in a book club, read the measure.

It's so good for chit-chatting.

Oh, good, because we had like a big meeting with the book club because we've now all, there's seven people in the book club.

We've been doing it for seven months.

So now we're starting again and we're like listen we all need to do better with the selects like everyone's trying too hard like trying to be different like we need to pop our pussies this year and so rachel came out strong with the measure It's really hard to do a book club and pick books that you have not read.

Like if I did a book club, like, you know, Oprah and Reese, they read hundreds of books and then they pick the best one and they recommend it and you know that it's good.

With Redheads.

It's actually like, it's not even a book club because it's like, it's a recommendation.

Yeah.

With Redheads, like we're all taking shots in the dark and most of them are strong there's a few exceptional ones and there's a couple misses which also makes it fun but it does make it difficult yes

any other celebrity podcasts come to mind i'm obsessed with this no but we'll we'll keep our list running yeah oh drop a comment like who's a celebrity podcast that you listen to and they just stop doing it yeah totally anyway so back to jay cutler His podcast is over.

I think Aaron Rodgers could do a podcast because Aaron Rodgers goes on the Pat McAfee show now like every day once a week, making headlines.

And he's just like sitting back, cracking over.

He's cracking on in the Love Island terms.

And I think he could do that on a podcast whenever he chooses.

Yeah, I think so too.

Even though I think he's probably

going to take, actually.

No, I don't think he would take a broadcasting deal because he likes to be to say whatever, whatever the fuck he wants.

Yeah, no, that's the thing.

I feel like he would be actually a great podcaster because he kind of runs his mouth.

And there are other people who like to talk, but they, you know, everything they say is very like approved they do the talking points

for tv they hit the points and those people should be on tv and yeah that's what tv wants but aaron no he's got a mouth for podcasting so true because like did he go on joe rogan

that's an amazing question because i know they were like

i know they're friendly and there was a time where they were very um oh yes he was August 2022.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

So I think he's got what it takes.

Before we move on, may I say something?

You may, because our next two stories actually need to be coupled together.

So this would be the perfect time.

Okay, so that's why I was going to do it.

But I just wanted to let you know why you could say it.

Thank you so much, Jackie.

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Our next story, some of our favorite subject matters, Costco chili debate.

Okay.

Costco's chili stirs up debate on TikTok regarding one controversial ingredient.

So as you guys know, it's chili season.

Costco apparently has chili because of course they do.

They have everything.

I'm sure their chili is delicious.

Some TikToks were posting like it's chili season back at Costco showing the goods.

But now there's a debate raging about whether or not beans belong in chili.

Oh, guys.

So Costco's chili, the Kirkland signature chili, is made up of usual suspects, beef, onions, cheese, wide range of spices.

But the controversial addition that's truly gotten some heat are the kidney and pinto beans.

So do you think beans belong in chili?

Obviously.

Like I thought that beans were the key ingredient in a chili.

So beans is what makes it a chili and not like a meat stew.

I'm just rethinking everything I know, but also I feel like my idea of chili is based on like the pinnacle of chilies, which for me growing up was like the Wendy's chilies.

And that was a bean chili.

But the thing about chili and something that we do do not really participate in is like sour cream and cheese because it's the mixing of meat and dairy.

So I don't do that in my chili.

I never, I wouldn't because that sounds literally disgusting.

Like Ben wouldn't.

Oh, you do?

Oh, hell yeah.

He doesn't put cheese on his chili?

I don't think so.

I can't.

Chili without sour cream is like.

French fries without ketchup.

Like, sure, I'll do it, but it could be so much better.

I mean, you know my take on this.

I actually, I don't love french fries and ketchup.

Like I think good french fries don't require ketchup.

That's what my husband says too.

And I just think he's wrong for that.

Like the best french fry in the world is made even better with a smattering of ketchup.

Like I don't have ketchup on my McDonald's french fries because they're so good.

No, you're wrong for that.

That's like how it's sugarfish.

They don't give you soy sauce.

Soy sauce.

They think their sushi doesn't need it.

But my mouth is just so accustomed to like sushi and soy sauce.

Like, yeah, the sushi is great, but where's the sauce, bro?

No, I hear you, but I actually, I I agree with the sugar fish people.

Like, you're gonna put out good shit, then I'll respect it, you know?

You don't need to, like, mask it.

Right, with crapola, MSG.

Yeah, I just, I understand their arguments.

I do, but I just know how I feel on my taste buds and like what I require.

I also didn't know that beans was considered like a polarizing subject when it came to chili.

Like, I thought it was so obvious.

That's like putting, you know, meat in your chili.

Like, it's duh.

Yeah, I didn't know that was one of the things that were like optional.

I thought, you know, obviously a tomato base, meat, and beans were what you need.

And then the other things are.

You get creative.

You get creative.

Some people put corn.

Ew.

Some people put bell peppers.

One of my recipes calls for bell peppers and I do it.

I like it.

When Ben makes chili, if we have peppers, he puts them in.

I like it too.

But Zach doesn't like peppers, so.

That's so funny.

I feel like of all the vegetables, like I can tolerate a pepper.

Like they really taste like nothing.

He's so anti-pepper.

It's crazy.

Really?

Yeah.

We're talking like bell bell pepper, right?

All peppers.

And crack pepper, he really doesn't vote for.

I am with him.

Crack pepper is the devil's dust.

Like there's quite literally no reason pepper needs to exist.

When a meal comes at a restaurant and you can just tell it's covered in pepper, I'm out.

And of course, like red pepper flakes, but I don't see those either.

Hate.

Hate.

So like if I ever make stuffed peppers, like he won't engage.

And that's hurtful.

I love stuffed peppers.

Okay, I love stuffed peppers too, but like I'm eating eating the stuff, not the peppers.

Right.

But I feel like for him, he's so anti-pepper.

It's like he is to peppers as like Margot is to cream cheese.

I understand like stubborn.

Stubborn about it that I don't even know if he would eat what's in the boat because he can't get over the vessel itself.

Well, that's nutty because I'm the pickiest bitch alive and like I'll tell you a bell pepper tastes like nothing.

I know.

And you know why I actually weirdly have like a soft spot in my heart for bell peppers, even though it's like not something you would think I would eat?

Why?

Because when you cook them in a pan, like nothing smells better than that.

Like your house is immediately like the most delicious place on the planet.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I love the smell.

Well, you should put some peppers on the stove to christen your new house.

100%.

I'm so excited for your cooking journey.

I'll send you some, I'll send you some cookbooks from Amazon.

Yeah, I have one cookbook.

We used it for Rosh Hashanah.

And like, I feel like it went so well.

You know who you're going to love?

Who?

Joanna.

Half-baked Harvest.

Yeah, no, I saw those cookies in her book when I was at your house.

Like, it's legit.

It's legit.

Yeah, those are the best recipes.

And Joanna, I love, I love them all.

Aina's great too, but Aina's food's like weirdly healthy.

No, and I need to get like one of those like

cookbook opener holders.

Yeah, it's like made of lucite and it's like so chic.

Yeah, no, I have one.

And when I got it, they actually accidentally sent two.

So I gave one to Olivia because like that's what you do, but I know she doesn't use cookbooks.

I don't think she uses it.

I'm going to give it to you.

Yeah, no, like the thing is I have an island in my new apartment, which I've never had before.

And I think that really changes actually like the the feng shui of your home.

Cause I was saying to Ben, like, now my dining room, my living room, and my kitchen are all the same room.

Yeah, so like people suck.

You could be, or Ben's cooking, you're on the couch, you're together.

It creates togetherness.

It creates togetherness.

And like, that's what I think my home is missing.

Like, that's why I'm always in my bed.

Like, I don't want to be in my bed so much.

Like, I want to spend time in my living room, if that makes sense.

Yeah,

I do.

So I'm really, like, I'm so excited.

I don't, like, I can't think of anything else.

I'm excited for you.

I'm excited to stay there.

We can cook together.

We can vlog.

Oh, that's the other thing.

Like, this is just like a content-friendly home.

There's so much natural light.

There's like a big kitchen.

Like, if I really did want to, like, make a cooking vlog, I have the perfect place for a tripod.

Right now, my kitchen is like straight.

It's a galley, kind of like a hallway.

And that's not conducive for content.

Yeah.

So it's good for business.

Oh, oh, and I didn't even mention this.

I have the biggest bathtub.

Oh, wow.

I didn't see.

I need to watch the video again.

I watched it, like, I fast-forwarded it just to like see because you needed an answer from me on what I thought.

But now that I know that that's like where I'm going to be staying,

where we're going to be making chilies.

And me and Ben were actually saying how we actually like the guest bedroom better than what's considered like the primary bedroom.

It's just like a better like vibe.

Like there's so much like light that we have sick views.

Like it's just like a really good bedroom.

That's kind of like, I love my master bedroom at home, but my guest bedroom is really great here too.

Like just great feng shui.

Everyone who stays there loves it.

Yes.

So, um, I have a big tub that I can fit in.

Bath time QA's are coming back.

I have not taken a bath in my home in years.

And at first, it was because I was too fat.

Right.

And, but then it was just like, I want a big tub.

Like, now I'm just not, I'm not interested.

Yeah.

Like, I'm going to be in my tub for hours.

Like, I need to get an iPad for my tub.

Yeah.

You need to get like

what are those things that goes across the tub.

I have one.

They're kind of crappy, though.

They, like, they don't.

No.

And, like, it's annoying.

Like, yeah,

yeah, it's not right.

And it's annoying.

Yeah.

So, anyways, I'm pro beans and chili, but sound off in the comments.

Yeah, but people, that's the thing.

And what I love about chili is it's so personal.

I know some people put peanut butter in theirs.

I know people have cornbread with it.

I know people have cinnabons with it.

Like, it's regional for sure.

Yeah.

But it's also personal.

It's had you grow up.

And I do feel like you can't mess up a chili.

And whatever you want to put in your chili, like, it's, it's customizable.

Yeah.

But I do feel like beans are the bedrock.

beans are the bedrock

beans are the bedrock

beans are the bedrock

that nobody can deny except for these people on tick tock but they'll find fault with anything speaking of tick tock um we made a

TikTok account for the toast it's called at the toast pod and I'd appreciate any followers I really would how are we doing on followers oh you know I have tick tock on my iPad oh I think I'm logged into the toast pod now we have only about 5,000 followers, and it's not enough.

I was logged out.

Okay, it's going to take me a year to get back in, but I will.

We don't have enough followers.

5,000?

5,000.

Okay, if everyone who listens to this podcast who has TikTok, how many people do you think who listens to the podcast have TikTok?

I would say 40%.

40%.

Oh, wow.

I was going to say 60.

Okay, we'll meet in the middle of 50.

50.

goes and follows will be respectable.

Yeah, we need to be respectable, you guys.

Like, help us.

Yeah, come on.

Don't let your girls be embarrassed.

Don't make me buy followers because you know my ass will.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

A little more food news.

A little more food news.

Burger King drops a new french fries and onion rings combo.

Oh, I thought you meant they were overhauling their french fries because I was about to be upset.

I actually think they have good fries.

They do have good fries.

So you'll never have to be torn between fries or onion rings again with Burger King's latest menu item.

Havzies, it's called.

Starting October 12th, customers can order Havzies, a side order of half French fries, half onion rings.

The ideal combo for indecisive guests.

The new item is available a la carte or as part of a small, medium, or large value meal.

No, to no one's surprise, like I don't really fuck with onion rings.

To no one's surprise.

So this is cool for other people.

I never struggle with like, damn, should I get the fries or the onion rings?

Like it's always fries for me, but I imagine there are people who deal with that.

I kind of dealt with it when I was on our Mook Bang and I forget where we were, but they had tater tots.

I'm like, oh, tater tots are fries.

Tater tots are fries.

Yeah.

So should we do a half and half?

Like, I love that.

I love that.

It's really, really thoughtful for them.

Making decisions is really hard.

Like all different types.

So Burger King doing their part to alleviate that stress.

Like we have to be grateful.

Yeah, especially like there are big decisions that need to be made every day.

Like which apartment are we going to get?

Right.

And so to take out some of these smaller decisions just makes life more beautiful.

To take out some of these smaller decisions just makes life more beautiful.

i also did not know that burger king had onion rings i've never had them i feel like if you had pressed me and asked i would have said yeah like i don't know it's actually crazy that like more fast food joints don't have onion rings it's not crazy actually because when i want think of burger i think of fries i don't need onion rings crazy but where

onion rings are like so random where do you eat onion rings like a diner yeah or I guess a burger joint that would have like, you know, good onion rings.

Because I feel like onion rings are really hard to get right.

Like they go, they turn to crap so quickly.

They have to be eaten hot.

They have to be prepared well.

Nothing better than like a shoestring onion ring though.

You wouldn't know, but yeah.

I know what you're talking about.

They have like PJ Clark's.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go to PJ Clark's, get the onion rings and the chili.

PJ Clark's has great chili.

And the mashed potatoes.

I I forget who I was just having this conversation with.

Oh, when I was at dinner with Ben and our friends, we were eating at Polo Bar.

So it was like very

sides oriented because it's kind of like a steakhousey vibes.

So like we had mashed potatoes and we were talking about like the best sides on the planet.

And it's like universal truth that the best mac and cheese on the planet is from Boston Market.

Yes, for sure.

Yeah.

How did we get here?

I don't know.

I was talking about PJ Clark's.

Oh, they're mashed potatoes.

Oh my God, so good.

But also the mashed potatoes I was eating that night.

Oh, that's how I got there.

The mashed potatoes that I was eating that night that started that conversation were excellent from Polo Bar.

I love a fucking mashed potato that looks like a soup.

I like a chunky.

And I like skin in.

That's why I don't really fuck with Wendy's french fries.

They're skin on.

Yeah.

It's like they're trying to prove like it's fast food, but they're real potatoes.

We don't care.

No, they're not.

Right.

Like, oh, you painted on some skin like you think you're fooling us?

Well, for everyone who was torn between onion rings and fries, worry no more.

And I like this trend.

I just want to say, I like the idea of Havzies.

Like, if we did fries and tots,

what else?

Fries and cheese fries?

They have those chicken sticks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, I think some have mozzarella sticks.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, just being able to, like a combo.

Like a combo, variety.

We love variety.

Guess we'll have to do another Mook Bong, Turdy Lou.

Oh, bitch, you know I'm down with my car?

Yeah, but we have to really do one down here because one, it would be like so easy.

The one in New York was genuinely one of the worst afternoons of my life.

It was seriously.

No, like, I can't even.

I don't even want to hear you complain because you were nine months pregnant and you had got to sit in the car the whole time.

I had to run in and pick up all of our food.

No, I was so not okay.

It was horrible, but we did discover Sonic, which was like, I'm grateful for.

Like, it's nice that you want to paint it with a pretty picture, but it was horrible.

Like I'm not intending, like I'm not, like, I look back on it like so and I shiver unfondly.

And I quake.

It was, I'm like, I can't even, remember when we were sitting on the outer rail for like 40 minutes?

Oh my god, that traffic, yeah.

Because we took the motherfucking outer rail.

Yeah,

I remember.

It was frightening, you guys.

This is the last you're going to hear from us until Jackie's book comes out.

So I'm going to.

The next time you guys hear from me on this forum i'm gonna be a published author oh chair that's crazy so exciting so make sure to get your copies reminder that monday there's no show tuesday we are back jax is gonna be in new york it's pub day og recipe all week it's og recipe all week but i had booked a guest co-host before i knew that jackie was coming to new york and i didn't want to move him it's just it's someone who's been on the toast who everybody loves so we decided to just keep him on and have the toast toast be the three of us.

What if he just joined us?

That would be fun.

So that's one day next week.

Next week is going to be really fun.

So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, we got Jackson Studio.

So much content next week.

I'm also doing talk shop live again on Wednesday at six o'clock.

So we're just going to be having fun in the studio, campering counselors, selling books, talking smack.

Thursday, we've got great trifecta.

Yep.

Friday is always a party.

It's always a party.

And then Saturday, I'm going to be meeting you guys at Books and Greetings, 11 a.m.

North Vale, New Jersey.

You have to get a ticket in order to come to the event.

So the link is in my Instagram.

I'm going to keep posting it on my stories.

You have to get a ticket.

Your ticket buys you a book as a sign.

And entry.

And entry.

So that's what you're paying for when you buy the ticket.

You are buying a signed book and you get to meet your girl and Once Upon Farm Tings.

Fabulous.

Thank you guys so much for listening to the toast.

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