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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend,

Friday, Friday,

getting down on Strider.

That's right, it is Friday.

It is Friday.

Congratulations, everyone.

I'm so proud of you.

You made it to the end of the week, and that includes you, Jax.

Hey, Jax, HYD.

I'm doing well.

Thank you so much for asking.

I'm so excited that it's Friday.

I'm so excited to be barking on the embarking.

I love to bark.

I'm just feeling identifying with the Strice Brethren.

Who am I?

Who am I?

A barker.

Who am I?

A rural rural rural.

Rice.

Who am I?

Come on.

It's like Flash.

Close.

Who am I?

Talking about barking.

Okay.

Travis Barker.

Yes.

I was playing the drums.

If you're listening to this podcast, I don't know if you could hear my sick beat.

You probably couldn't.

That's sick.

It was so sick.

But I'm looking forward to embarking on the weekend with Mike Turdy here.

Turdy's here for the weekend.

All of your friends have just landed.

We're recording a little late, so we apologize if this episode is up.

My friends got here this morning.

They're here for the weekend so it's just gonna be like a fun fill weekend word on the street is that the snatchler's coming to town as well it's a party it's a party it's a party gang's all here on our bars on and nolio would be here so like the nibblings are here the friends the aunties like my cup runneth over your cup runneth over my ray dunn mug runneth over jackie has a ray dunn mug this morning it says cackle with delight, which is pretty much what we do.

What we can guarantee every morning here at the toast.

Cackling with delight i was also thinking it's actually been a while at least for me since i've you know um

flubbed on the toast like i haven't said morning toast in a while like i feel like i'm officially like out of that phase don't jinx yourself i know i know but it feels good yeah i i i don't know where i'm at i i haven't flubbed my intro a do to do to do like I'm pretty much settled.

Yeah, it feels good to like kind of settle in.

Settle into the rebrand.

To like who we are.

Who we're meant to be.

Yeah.

I feel like Cruella when I stroke strice like this.

And with your cackling with delight.

And there's literally a witch's hat on the back.

How are you kind of adjusting to your new home, which is covered in Ray Dunn?

You have Ray Dunn everywhere.

I do.

So mugs, I had cereal today out of a Ray Dunn bowl.

What bowl?

It said snack on it.

That's not, oh, snacking.

That's not Ray Dunn.

It's Fay Fun?

It's Fay Fun.

Olivia got it for me as a housewarming gift like three apartments ago.

That's nice that you kept it because I would have thrown it out.

Yeah.

It's a big bowl.

And don't put it in the microwave because the contents of the bowl won't get warm, warm, but the bowl itself will get really hot.

Interesting.

It's too thick of a bowl.

It's really interesting how like science works like that.

But maybe that's why, maybe it's a snacking bowl and not a microwave bowl.

You wouldn't put snacks in the microwave.

I mean, I would.

I would put, it depends what you consider a snack.

Cause for me, some things like that I consider a snack, others would consider a meal, like mac and cheese, but I would put that in the mud.

Oh, no, I think it's like finger food.

It's meant for like popcorn, pretzels.

We're snacking.

Speaking of snacks, Jackie and I took a gorgeous trip to Walmart yesterday.

We got such good snacks.

We did.

I'm so excited about those Chesters.

But let's talk about what happened to us at the bakery section.

You guys, your girls were

dwindled.

We were hoodwinked and bamboozled.

Look, you know, I don't know if this is at every Walmart, but the Walmart we were at when you walk in was like the bakery section, which is really kind of like the most gorgeous section.

We just kicked off

a great shopping trip.

Yeah.

So, you know, we're, we're shopping for all of your company.

We're hosting this weekend.

You're going to become a hostess alongside me.

I wouldn't say that, but, but you have.

I don't want to bear the responsibility.

No, no, no, but you're already doing everything.

So when just take the credit when?

So we just, you know, we wanted some things, you know, to have around the house, things in which to snack.

And of course, what's better than like a fresh baked tray of Walmart chocolate chip cookies?

We grabbed it.

We didn't even think about it.

We just grabbed it.

We grabbed it.

Trusting, trusting the process.

Yeah.

Cookies, grab.

We spent, you know, probably another hour at the store getting delicious things.

We get home.

We're unpacking.

We're unpacking.

One of the very last things we're unpacking, you know, first one in, last one out.

the chocolate chip cookies.

And I take a second look at these chocolate chip cookies and something just looks off balance because there's kind of two rows in this plastic container and one row has five and the other row yeah she has four

not five so i'm like that's weird i feel like walmart like

wouldn't like you know jip us of a cookie and that's when we realize the container was open it was a jar

and i guess we picked up a container of cookies that somebody like literally ransacked.

Yeah.

Like they were shopping.

And I understand, you know, being hungry when you're shopping, it can be exhausting.

I mean, we got hungry, but we opened up a peanut butter M ⁇ Ms while we were shopping we did and we took it with us and we bought it and it's in my house now right like like a decent civilized we just put it back on the shelf tape it up and expect someone else to buy it they didn't even tape it up no they didn't even close it all the way they didn't even close it all the way anyways like someone's paws were in our cookies no we had to throw away the whole thing which is such a waste you don't know where people's hands have been in this climate in this economy

we can't just be like eating finger cookies no it was so upsetting and thank god we are the way that we are that we also bought a backup some entamin's a sealed box of entamin's chocolate cookies which are better I don't care how good the Walmart cookies were gonna be you have never given me a chocolate cookie that's better than an Entamin's chocolate chip cookie I feel like we talk about it you know semi-annually yeah so thank God for the backup because last night like I needed a sweet treat and I went in for the Entamins but it was so it was like kind of humanity at at her worst because we like and then Zach was like well why didn't you check when and it's like we are trusting women no we trust the process we trust Walmart good in people to not do such a thing it wouldn't even cross our minds.

It wouldn't even cross, like, to be honest, like, I know that there are people who like snack while they shop and then like don't pay for like the little bag of chips.

Like, okay, that's a victimless crime, you know?

This is not a victimless crime.

We are the victims.

We're the victims.

Yeah.

Not cool.

Not cool.

So we're down a couple cookies, but we got some other snacks to tie to us.

Chester's.

We love Chester's.

Entamin's.

I have like some snacks that like I eat with my friends because like we used to eat them in college.

So like when we get together, we eat them.

One of them being mesquite barbecue chips.

They've got to be mesquite.

I don't mind barbecue chips.

They're not my favorite, but I don't mind them.

We ate them all the time.

Also, like the special dark pretzels, but they didn't have them at Walmart.

Pizza bagels.

Pizza bagels.

Um, so I had to get those key items.

No, we really kind of like stacked the pantry.

Yeah, it was a lot of work.

There were highs, there were lows, clearly, but I'm glad we did it.

Yeah, because now maybe we'll have a nice big lunch.

Yeah, I love lunch.

Me too.

Um,

so this is like kind of what's new with us.

Yeah, it was a really big day.

Huge.

What else did we do yesterday?

I feel like we were so busy.

We were just like cracking.

We had meetings.

We had that really good meeting where we, you know, they told us you guys are the best people we've ever met.

That was a really good meeting.

Killing it.

Yeah, they were just like, pretty much like, keep doing what you're doing.

They were like, girl, you be killing them.

What song is that?

I don't know.

You're not kidding them.

Go best friend.

We killing them.

No new friends.

That's literally us.

That's us.

So it's just kind of like an amazing start to the weekend.

Hope you guys have some big fun weekend plans.

And let us usher you.

That's what we're here to do.

We're pretty much

Usher, you know?

Yep.

If you want more, scream it out louder.

That's Usher now.

Okay, that's like not the song people would say for Usher.

It's

these are my confessions.

Sure, sure.

That's these are our confessions.

But we want more.

Scream it.

I think that's Usher.

I don't even know the song that you're singing.

Such a good song.

And watch how it's not Usher.

Sing it again.

If you really want more, scream it out louder.

Sounds good.

Get on the floor.

Burn out the fire.

And then light it up.

Take it up higher.

Take it up.

Take it up.

Gonna push it to the limit.

Give me more.

It literally sounds like a song from that Corbin Blue Disney Channel original movie.

Gotta push it, push it to the limit, limit.

Cause we're in it to win it.

We're in it to win it.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, share is a song called More.

May I just check to see if it's the right

and just like humiliate myself.

Oh, and there's remixes.

That's totally it.

The red one remix.

Tin up louder.

Don't play for more than seven seconds.

We'll get like what you can't monetize?

Toast radio, baby.

You know what?

I don't work out,

but if I did,

I would be like fucking

hopping it to this song.

It's so good, I can't stop dancing.

So good.

Put it closer to the mic, right, Jim.

I need to Shazam and add to my

workout playlist, which I don't even have.

Oh, we gotta hit the clubs.

Push it to the limit, let it go.

Oh,

when that bass comes in.

Okay, I'm tired.

So good.

That just like reminds me, there's like four songs in this universe that like if I ever really needed to work out, like I would listen to and that is going to be one of them so good weirdly another one that like makes you actually want to go for a jog is um

so let's get up let's get on it don't you leave me broken hearted tonight it has like such a perfect like um maybe if you're on the treadmill it has like the perfect bpm for you to like walk

i'm adding it to list of favorite stories talking about that song it is and the bpms oh it is i've definitely told that to you years ago did a toast radio which was a concept that we did for patreon which is the the most amazing, brilliant idea in the world.

That was very divisive because some people said like they just didn't want to be

hearing music from us like instantly instead of hearing us.

But the concept was this.

It was like we had an hour-long radio show where we were talking in between songs and we were introducing songs.

And each toast radio, we only did like three, had a theme.

There was a holiday toast radio.

We did a January like motivational toast radio.

Songs that will make you want to get up.

Did you put that one in?

No, but you put broken hearted and talked about the BPMs.

It's literally the perfect bpm so if you want like a radio show to listen to like on your way to the gym go to patreon.com slash the toast search toast radio and find that january episode it's filled with songs that will make you want to do things i'm like still so mad at the divisive nature of toast radio because i thought it was like the best idea and it was like

I just thought it was amazing and people were like toast radio sucks like every time we would do it it was so hot button so polarizing so polarizing it was was actually like a lot of work for us so it wasn't like we when people when we couldn't do it anymore it's like okay fine right because it was like torture to stitch together like all that audio all the audio all the volumes

um it was like 10 songs total but like people didn't like don't tune into our episodes to hear 10 songs they were wrong

they were wrong because it's the best idea it's like you know we were like elvis duran

in the toast morning zoo and the toast morning zoo because we've got a literal zoo in this studio oh my god that was i'm like triggered again talking about toast radio.

But go enjoy it.

At least like that was a moment in time.

A lot of things that we've done like are forever.

Some things are just a moment in time.

Go enjoy Toast Radio because we put our heart and souls into that.

Yeah.

There's like three episodes and they live in perpetuity at patreon.com slash toast.

Okay, well, I feel like we should dive in because the sooner we start, the sooner it's the weekend for everyone, you know?

So true.

So true.

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Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentine's Day, turdy.

Can I ask you a question?

Will you be mine?

I'm always yours.

How does it feel to have a turd as your Valentine?

Damn, it flipped on me.

Yeah.

It flipped.

Yeah.

I have a turd as a business partner.

It's so true.

You have a turd as a roommate right now.

It's actually so crazy, like, how little I'm bothered by being called a turd on a daily basis.

And I feel like that's something like as a teenager, I would have been like, you should call me a turd.

Yeah.

No, or like that would be like, you put your foot down, like, this nickname is not.

Right.

This can't.

But for me, like, I don't think I'll ever really have a problem with a nickname.

Like, as long as people are talking to me, like, I'm just crazy.

As long as you're the turd on everybody's lips.

Ew, you're disgusting.

I cannot believe you made that joke.

That's something I would say.

No, it's too good.

Wait, also

we made a TikTok yesterday and we need to talk about the discourse around the TikTok.

What are they saying about me that I'm fat?

Oh my God, stop.

Because I'm so junky.

So the TikTok is that sound from Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Can I give you a big hug?

And Courtney's like, uh, no, thanks.

So it's like, so me and Jackie.

Like, Jackie does not like to be touched.

And so we're like kind of going viral, but the comments, people are like, I would have thought it was the opposite.

Like Jackie loves to hug and Claudia hates.

What?

Girl, I am so affectionate.

That's just probably the vibe that they're getting from our TikTok because we're like, we're different people on TikTok than we are.

Like the real ones know.

I guess.

But maybe the TikTokers like thought, oh, Jackie, oh, she's Gen Z's big sister.

Like she just wants to give everyone a hug.

But like what vibe do I give off that would big people think I don't like to be hugged?

I feel like I'm always.

Oh, you're always like talking about how much you hate everyone and everything.

Oh, I guess, yeah.

But once you know us, like you know.

Yeah, Jackie.

hates and i just feel like my tick tock energy you know even if you look at my my perfect moment in time of a TikTok page, like I'm a camper.

Like, I just, I want the counselors.

Like, you would think I would love affection.

That's just like the kind of my brand on TikTok.

Well, your TikTok definitely got like a lot of action last night because I tagged it.

And

my, our video together like got like 250,000 views.

So people were like, oh my God, Jackie's TikTok is not real.

So I bet if you were to log in, which I know you can't, you don't know how,

you would have like tons of engagement.

What's so funny is Olivia sent me a video from my TikTok last night, just

a perfect video of mine.

And I was like, it's perfection.

And she was like, your TikTok is hilarious.

And I was like, yeah, I don't even care that I can't get back in there because like, what should I do?

Like now that I'm a big house frow, I don't, I shouldn't be on the same page as that girl.

No, like if you, it really is.

It's like a time capsule almost.

Just leave it.

So like this shouldn't be with that.

Okay.

What about we're stopping the negative self-talk for real?

Oh, that's true.

But like, it was a day.

It was literally four years ago.

Like it's, it's fine to

evolve.

But stop.

It's fine to evolve.

But stop.

Like for real.

Evolution is so toxic.

Okay.

But, like, now you're being mean by like telling me to stop being mean.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, no, I'm like getting mad at you for being mad, you know?

Yeah.

And it's like, it's just more harm.

Okay, calm down.

Calm down.

Okay.

The harm is coming like from inside the house.

The harm is kind of constantly coming from inside the house.

Yeah.

So you don't have your iPad.

I do have my iPad.

It's right here.

Now I'm tempted to just like go look at my TikTok quickly from my FikTok that I literally never use except today I wanted to watch something that a video that I'm.

You're not checking your TikTok right now.

We're in the middle of work.

I just want to to see how she's doing.

We're just in the middle of work.

And like maybe one of my videos is going viral.

We're literally in the middle of work.

This is something I would do.

Okay.

I'm still under 50K, so like not that much.

What do you change?

48.5.

Okay.

Respectable.

Yeah.

But no, none of them like hit a million overnight or something.

Oh, I could have told you that they didn't.

Yeah, sure.

Okay, so let's dive in.

Are you ready for our first story?

Yeah.

A little romantic news.

Vanessa Hudgins is engaged to professional baseball player Cole Tucker.

I'm so happy for her.

Vanessa Ann Hudgens is engaged to her boyfriend Cole Tucker.

People can confirm TMZ was the first to report the news saying the pair got engaged at the end of 2022.

People have reached out to their reps for comment.

No comment so far.

They first sparked dating rumors in November 2020 when they were seen holding hands in L.A.

The pair met on a Zoom meditation group call and Hudgens later revealed that she made the first move.

On the Drew Barrymore show, she said, I get on the Zoom meditation group call and I'm like, who is that?

I found him and we started talking.

If I want something something or someone, I'm going after them.

I bully just slid into his DMs and was like, hey, it's nice to meet you.

So I think there's no shame in making the first move.

They started dating.

They made their red carpet debut at the premiere of her film, Tick, Tick, Boom.

That's another good song.

Tick, tick, boom.

You know, that TikTok song?

Everybody's talking about it.

I don't even know.

Yes, you do.

It's like, it's a huge.

Is it from TikTok?

No.

It just like came out at the same time, you know, just like other coincidences.

Coincidences.

Yeah, like the Snow White movie.

Can I say I'm so happy for vanessa and i feel like i wake up every day and i just hope that vanessa ann is doing well and that she's happy and i feel like you know obviously she's engaged so she's doing well and she's happy and it's just such a joy to

to know that you know i i feel comforted of course you know one can't help but think that this should have been her and austin butler but the way i'm like starting to hate austin butler um and i just want vanessa to have happiness so i feel good about this even though he's like it's not like like my type you know

yeah

but you know what it doesn't matter.

Does he have like a big contract?

You know, that's what matters.

He plays for the Reno Aces.

Is that like a D league?

It doesn't sound like the major leagues.

But they called him a MLB boyfriend.

They did.

Even though I do think even if you're on like a D league team, you're still like an MLB player.

Well, no, major league.

No, you're not.

They're a minor league baseball team on the Pacific Coast League and the AAA affiliate of the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Oh, okay.

So I guess if he ever goes up, he goes up to Arizona.

It's not great.

Let's be honest.

It's not great

it's not great no but like that's how much she must love him so think about the love yeah I do also often think and maybe he's like slated to go to the MLB maybe this is I don't know how baseball works like if it's like the NFL not like there's not a draft I don't think like maybe you you spend your time in the minor leagues like you improve and you and you hit the majors no i think it's actually really similar to basketball in the sense that like once you get to them like

either you start out in the minor leagues or you get like demoted to the minor leagues you know yeah it could be the beginning or the end let's see his age 26.

okay

it's like average and they didn't say mlb player they said professional baseball player so intentional with their wording yeah you've got to be i just i do often think about vanessa and's financial situation she doesn't like work that much No, but she's always in like a movie here and there.

She's got something going on.

She was in tick tick boom.

Yeah, and then before that, what?

Springbird.

Those princess diaries movies on Netflix.

Okay, you're right.

You're right.

You're right.

I feel like anytime she's like, oh, I like that purse, put me in a movie.

Yeah.

Or like, I like that house.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And she could always get a gig if she's looking for one.

She was in Rent Live.

True.

No, she was also in Grease Live.

She was Rizzo.

She wasn't in Rent.

Yeah, she was.

She was?

Yeah, she was amazing.

She put the whole show on her back because that guy hurt his foot.

Oh, well, she was also in Grease Live.

Yeah, because she's a live queen.

She is.

She's super talented.

I love her.

She should work more.

Yeah, she's really talented.

I'm happy for her.

Do I wish she was a major league?

I do.

But you know what?

Beggars can't be choosers.

Yeah, she was, who did she play in Rent Live?

She played Mimi.

Let's go

tonight.

You should watch some videos of her performance.

I should.

She was amazing.

Well, the performance that she gave in Greece was even more amazing because her dad had passed away like two days prior and she still did it.

She gave it her all.

And she had this like really emotional solo that was like obviously emotional in real life too.

It was beautiful.

Yeah.

I'm happy for her.

I really am.

I love her.

Me too.

And I like the story of how they met.

I also feel like she's like a really fun celebrity, you know?

Like she, I feel like she's a celebrity I could be friends with.

Yeah.

Like when she goes out, she's actually having a good time.

Yeah.

And she's like, is a good girl's girl and she has like actual friends.

Yeah.

Not like fair weather party friends.

And like her Instagram is real and it's run by her and it's like real photos of her life.

It's not just like always pictures taken on a professional camera.

Remember when she posted a photo of of her and Austin Butler

engraving their initials in a tree and it turned out it was like in a like a historic park and they got sued?

Yeah.

That was funny.

You hate to see it.

You do.

You hate to see somebody desecrate, desecrating a national park.

That you really do.

It's disgusting.

They were wrong for that.

They were, but at least it wasn't intentional.

No, but at least they learned their lesson.

They had to pay that fine.

It was pretty big.

Yeah, and I think we all learned a lesson.

Do not carve your name in a tree at a historic national park.

But you also never know what tree is historic and that you can't desecrate.

So maybe let's just just not desecrate them.

Like they didn't even know that it was bad.

They were so proud they like took a photo of it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Exactly.

Are you ready for our next story, which is a little more love news?

Portia DeRossi surprises her wife, Ellen DeGeneres, with a vow renewal and re-wears her wedding dress.

Ellen and Portia celebrated their wedding anniversary early with a surprise vow renewal.

A surprise what?

It's a vow renewal?

It's a lot of syllables.

Vow renewal.

Try it.

Vow renewal.

Vow renewal.

Well, when you say it like that, you are settled.

Vow vow renewal.

On Tuesday, the couple and a group of their loved ones gathered for what most thought was a 50th birthday for Portia.

Yet the celebration turned into a romantic ceremony commemorating their 14 plus years of marriage and officiated by their close friend, Chris Jenner.

Queen.

In a video shared to the Ellen DeGeneres show's YouTube channel, Porsche walks through their home re-wearing the gorgeous Zach Posen wedding dress from the couple's 2008 nuptials.

It's really not my favorite dress, like by any means.

I didn't like it back then and I didn't like it now.

This is cute.

Um

wait, I had something negative to say.

I just I can't remember what element of it I was.

It's a cute concept, and I feel like if I didn't see the video, I would be more into it, but it was just like, I'm glad it was at least her birthday party.

She wasn't making like Ellen's birthday about her, and like she can spend her birthday however she wants.

Yeah, like she just like came out, like in a big dress,

and it's a lot.

No, it was giving like sweet 16 Kings and Yara like bomb mitzvah vibes.

Like hi, run alpha change.

Yeah, Yeah.

Yeah.

It was a lot.

But like, I do think that their love is like so real and they've been together so long.

And like renewing their vows, you know, when you're not a real housewife is a really huge.

Oh, that's what I was going to say.

Thank you.

Something about the video that I saw and like the party and like the awkward, how like she walked out in this big dress and everyone was just like, what?

It was giving like real housewife affair.

Like it was giving like kind of like staged, really awkward,

ill-prepared.

energy.

But I hate to be so negative.

Yeah.

I just can't help it.

Do you ever feel, and i mean you and ben have been married how many years five going on six do you ever feel like you'll be in a place where you want to renew your vows okay no but i know what you want to do i want to have another wedding because i got married so young i was so ugly i like hated everything about the self-talk harm it's not by the way the thing is it's not self negative self-talk when it's true okay

okay that's what i'm gonna tell you do you next time by the way what you were saying was not true

but i i would like to in i would like to throw another wedding not a vow renewal just like another big fun party, like seated dinner, like wedding vibes where I wear white and everybody is dressed in black tie, but it's not like a wedding.

Would you do another ceremony?

No, okay.

So, really, not a vow renewal.

No, like an anniversary party.

An anniversary party that's a wedding.

That's a wedding, yeah.

Yeah, like I wear white and everybody wears like gowns.

I love that for you.

And I feel like that's much different than a vow renewal because your intentions and like your reasons for wanting to do it are completely different.

Like, she's literally wearing the same dress.

You would be doing it to bear a different

couldn't be me unless I do the anniversary party, and then 10 years later after that, then I come out in the anniversary dress.

Yeah.

But I like your wedding dress.

I actually do like my wedding dress too.

It was very pretty.

The girl wearing it wasn't.

I actually think if you chose a wedding dress now, it wouldn't be that different from what you chose.

Completely agree.

Cool.

I love agreeing with you.

It's the best.

What else is there to say when we're agreeing?

In such agreement.

Yeah, no, it's good.

That's a good point.

So

I'm happy for their love.

Chris officiated, you know.

Harry and Megan were there.

Rumored.

Rumored.

Yeah.

I didn't see any videos or pics of them, but I did see Chris.

Chris and Ellen's relationship is like so crazy.

I know.

When they used to all go on the Ellen show, I'm like, oh, they have a good working relationship with Ellen.

And then as Ellen, like, you know, weaned into retirement,

you really realize like they're actually so close.

Like, she was on Kardashians.

I feel like they take a lot of trips together.

They're like besties.

And like for Chris to be the one to officiate.

Right.

Gwyneth Paltrow was there.

Jennifer Anniston, Carol Burnett, Courtney Cox, Katie Perry, Melissa Ethridge, Orlando Bloom.

Wow.

Miranda Kerr followed me back on TikTok.

She follows me on Instagram.

And then I followed her on TikTok.

And like, I don't know how she saw Little Ol Me.

That is exciting.

She had a TikTok ovarial, like her second one ever.

It was about like when you love your son's stepmom, the one I was telling you about.

Yeah.

Cute.

She deserves it.

I love her.

I'm like obsessed.

Yeah, you're in your Kerr era.

Yeah.

By the way, I've been in my Kerr era for a while because I'm obsessed with like her fairy tale

life, life, like with Evan Spiegel, her story.

I think she might be one of our OG examples of a businessman Bo.

Yeah.

I think we maybe even came up with businessman Bo, talking about Miranda Kerr.

We came up with businessman Bo.

Well, we didn't come up with it.

It was the tabloids who call everyone a businessman bow.

But I think it started with Camille Grammer

a million years ago.

She got a businessman bow and we were like, everybody needs a businessman bow.

Look at Miranda Kerr.

Yeah.

Okay.

But Miranda Kerr was like definitely part of the foundation.

Oh, for sure.

She's a founding member.

She's a founding father.

Yeah.

So congrats, Ellen and Portia.

And of course, congrats that the dress still fits.

Like that would be the biggest thing for me.

That's so true.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Jessica Simpson is making headlines because she has a new book/slash short story out called Movie Star.

And I haven't read it yet, but I'm going to.

I just like, I'm in the middle of another book.

I'm only at 6%, so it's going to be a while, guys.

And people are now speculating, it's a true story about fiction.

No, it's true.

Okay.

It's written like a memoir?

Yeah.

Like it's just like her book was.

It's just like one story.

Yeah.

About a time in her life when she was separated from Nicola Shea and she fulfills like one of her childhood fantasies by hooking up with a massive movie star.

But it turns out like he wasn't single, blah, blah, blah.

People are trying to figure out who he is.

And there's a, you know, one theory

is that it was Mark Wahlberg.

So that's not like, when I think of a movie star, I don't think Mark Wahlberg.

Really?

I think Brad Pitch or Toyne.

But he isn't like, no, like he is.

He is.

So according to Jessica, she met the mystery man at the 2001 MTV Video Music Awards when she was on break from her future ex-husband, Nicola Shea.

She said, quote, he was undressing me with his eyes, she told readers of the mystery man.

She noted that the mystery dude was wearing jeans and a t-shirt.

Wahlberg, who attended that show that year, wore jeans and a t-shirt.

Here he is.

But he looks, he was so hot when he was young.

Other actors who were ruled out will smith will ferrell and andy dick wait will smith will ferrell and andy dick why they were also wearing jeans and t-shirts yeah i or um or they weren't and like they were at the movie awards uh christopher walking jamie fox and johnny knoxville okay she already like had a an emotional affair with they were all at the show too um she said in the story that the anonymous actor knew her trainer ripped Mark Wahlberg is known for his workouts.

In addition, the Ted Star was already famous in 2001 and could have been a childhood crush of hers because he was once known as marky mark and the yeah right right did she say it was a childhood crush yes okay um because he was in like you know 1992 calvin klein had yeah tracks with her childhood yeah um

and she wrote that she wound up meeting the massive movie star again in 2006 at the beverly hills hotel while he got ready for another big awards show

i do believe um he was in martin scorses the departed that year and attended the golden globes with his now wife who was pregnant at the time a baby is not mentioned in her retelling.

So anyways, people are piecing together the clues.

When did they sleep together at the VMAs?

I think after the VMAs.

Like, I think they met there.

But is she saying that she slept with him when he was with his now wife?

That he was not single.

I don't know if he was married or he was in a relationship.

He might have been in a relationship with a pregnant woman who's now his wife.

Right.

She needs to get more details, girlfriend.

But not too many because like you don't want to, you know, she's just trying to tell her story.

That was the thing about Jessica Simpson's book is like she actually told us everything.

She went there.

She went there.

And she's why she didn't include this in her book because she couldn't go there.

And so like, this is a separate book.

Yeah.

Where she's just like leading breadcrumbs.

Yeah.

And she also is like in the process of turning her memoir into like an Amazon series.

And this is like a partnership with Amazon, I think, Kindle Unlimited or something.

So I think it's also probably like meant to be hypey for her future projects with Amazon.

Yeah, but like she's now one of my favorite authors.

So like she came out with a book.

I'll be reading it.

Yeah.

Well, she said she found a journal

in her house that she like does not remember writing and she never thought she would like see it again and it was like full of I guess this time and that's what inspired her to write this second book yeah but I just want to say Jessica Simpson Mark Wahlberg like I see it I respect it I just like don't really see her being into him because like she was so scrupled you know literally looks like Nick Lachey No, but I mean personality wise.

Like he's like from Boston.

Like they're so different.

She was like this Bible Belt girl.

I feel like in all like when you think of her relationships maybe looks wise they're all pretty similar but they're all like they did different jobs like some singer some actors some athletes athletes like she really ran the gamut they weren't all from where she's from

yeah I feel like she really tried to branch out Yeah, so maybe she was in her Boston era here.

Yeah, she was definitely in her was popping Boston era

So I just want to say I ship and what could have been is I ship too.

Young Mark Wahlberg like is such a fun rabbit hole to go down.

He was really

kind of next level handsome.

Yeah.

And he's still a cutie today.

He works hard.

Yeah.

He's got a good family life.

Yeah.

Like in his nuclear family and like his extended family brothers.

Yeah, I'm always really curious about like him and Donnie.

I think it's all good.

I don't know.

Is Donnie meant to be Johnny Drama?

No.

I have thought that too for a while, but no.

So because Entrage is about Mark Wahlberg and his entourage.

Kind of, like very loosely.

Yeah, but like, that's the framework.

But no, Johnny drama is not like mirrored after, like, they're all mirrored after real people.

Like,

Torzes.

Yeah.

No, it's not Donnie Wahlberg, but I think a lot of people, like, think that.

That's so funny.

I like Johnny.

The best character by far is War Drama.

Chase.

Vinny Chase.

Mark Wahlberg, Adrian Gagnier, Chase.

Literally, find me someone more more motherfucking annoying than Adrian Grenier in that show.

Couldn't.

Like, talk about getting lucky and being, like, more irresponsible and stupid.

No, and, like, just thinking you are God's gift.

Oh, man.

The show gets infuriated.

You really can't binge watch that show.

It's like episode by episode, it's good.

I've never watched the whole thing, but like, Zach has watched it.

I've seen the movies.

Like, I know the show.

I know the characters.

I got the point.

He's fucking infuriating.

He's horrible.

I want to see a show about Johnny drama.

Same.

At least he got his come up in soon as I did.

At the end, yeah.

Like the story ends, and it's like really kind of, it's like the Johnny Drama, like hero story.

Yeah.

He's the hero of, and his brother is the villain.

Yeah.

Yeah.

For sure.

For sure.

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Yeah, you're welcome.

Our next story is a little more memoir documentary making news.

Adjacent, because obviously Pamela Anderson is in the news big time.

Her memoir, Love Pamela, came out.

She's in a Netflix documentary, Pamela, a Love Story, and she's telling her story.

Yeah.

Now, I haven't had a chance to watch or read her book.

I think I'll read her book.

I'm sure it's amazing.

I also never watched Pam and Tommy, so I'm just like kind of out of it, but I want to get into it.

However, so I'm going to withhold, you know, any statements or judgment those tings since I haven't read them.

However, adjacently, Tommy Lee's wife, Brittany Furlan, has been slammed for a TikTok click she posted, quote, mocking Pamela Anderson.

So Tommy Lee is now married to Brittany Furlan, the Viner.

Which just in its own is the craziest craziest pop culture twist of all time.

Forgotten.

And also they have been married for a long time now.

Like they're just settled into married life.

Right.

For those who don't remember, she was really big on Vine, and then she's now just like a classic influencer.

She has like a bunch of TikTok followers, a bunch of Instagram followers.

She does like silly sketches and comedy.

She's cute.

I like her.

Yeah, she's really funny, and her and Tommy are happily married.

It's crazy.

So she posted a TikTok using like a 90s Pam makeup filter on herself.

And she did this audio.

And the caption said, Pam if I died.

So she's pretending to be Pamela.

And this is the audio.

It's from the Wendy Williams show.

And people,

it's gone viral it's oh she passed away oh

oh that's it so she was saying like like if i died like pam wouldn't give a shit you know yeah let me let bruno out hold on my god the stry guys are going crazy for this story

you go get them brew

Yes, so she's saying Pam wouldn't give a shit.

And by the way, this is the second TikTok she's now made discussing.

She made another TikTok that was like, thank you so much to everyone who's like reached out to me.

I guess like it is annoying for like the culture to be obsessed with your husband and his ex-wife slash mother of their kids.

And first it was like glamorized in Pam and Tommy.

And now everyone's like obsessed with Pam because she's on like, you know, she's doing Howard Stern.

She's on the cover of Variety.

So it's like kind of been like the year of Pam.

And it's definitely annoying for Brittany.

Also, from what I've seen, like so much of her memoir and her documentary is about like this great big love that they had.

No, it's about her and Tommy.

Yeah.

And I think

that some fans might take away from that that like they should be together.

Yeah, and I think the way people feel belong together

Like the open season show

So I think the the general takeaway from the documentary and the book is like you know if Pam ever wanted to get back with Tommy like he'd be there in a second really yeah

It's Tommy that's it's Pam that's a holdout.

I think yeah

Anyway, she deleted the tick tock and she said before she did like and she was getting criticism for like mocking pam she said please guys i gotta make jokes it's how i cope which like i kind of understand

um first of all she posts tick tocks like all day every day so like now she's in the news and the zeitgeist people are talking about her husband like and she's not gonna shy away from it she's gonna like make a couple jokes and like she is such a jokester like if this is the joke that she made i don't think it's that crazy i know it's like funny and also based on what everybody's saying about the the love triangle like like people would agree.

Yeah, except that especially in these last like, you know, five or six days when Pam has been doing so much press, she has been asked about Britney and she has said like lovely things.

She's been very respectful.

She's been super respectful.

So it's not an ideal situation for like the whole world to be like talking about your man and his ex-wife, like and just like romanticizing it and like shipping them.

It's, it's unfortunate.

She's allowed to deal with it in whatever way she wants.

But like, I think everyone is like annoyed because we're now in this era of protecting Pam Anderson.

It's like she wasn't protected when she was young.

Like she was exploited.

You know, she said Tim Allen, she flashed her,

his penis.

Like she was, of course, her sex tape.

Like she was really treated like shit by like by Hollywood and just the culture.

And now we're protecting Pam Anderson.

So like people coming after Britney Ferlin for this is just like a reaction to that.

It's like, we're not going back there, you know?

Yeah.

No, but I don't think that this is going back there.

It's like an over correction.

And it's like Britney Furlin making like a funny TikTok saying like what everyone's thinking about her is not the same as as Tim Allen flashing his penis.

Like no, no, no, no.

No, you're right.

It's an overcrutch.

And now people are just like, anytime there's anything, Pam, we're like, stop it.

Yeah.

Like, let's say what we did with Britney.

After everything that she's been through, like, this is not sure she could handle like a funny TikTok from like, this is Britney's thing.

Right.

It's not like she never posts TikToks.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it would also be like a little weird if she didn't say anything.

I would understand if she didn't say anything about it, but she seems to be like an open book.

And it's like Pam's talking about her nicely.

Like she could get in the dialogue.

And this is how she communicates.

It's just, I can't even wrap my head around, like, these three people knowing each other.

Like, I understand why people are pressed, but I also understand how Brittany Furland thought this was a good idea.

This isn't something where it's like, how could you?

Right.

Like, how did this get out?

Yeah, yeah.

What were you thinking?

Like, she was thinking, like, I'm going to react.

Yeah.

No, and like, you know, cash in at this moment, you know, as an influencer, you only get, you know, if you're lucky, a couple moments like this in your lifetime.

This moment.

Make the most of it.

Tomorrow's unspoken.

You're so vocal, like singy today.

Yesterday is history.

So why don't you be here with me?

All we have is this moment.

Tomorrow's unspoken.

Yesterday is history.

I'm just trying to babe you.

Literally, it's working.

It's working.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story, turdy?

I'm, the turdy is ready.

Our fifth and final story.

The turdy is already.

The fifth and final story on the fifth and final day of the week.

It's some bullshit is what this story is.

I just saw your iPad.

Netflix's password sharing crackdown is coming.

Here's what we know so far about how it will work.

Netflix

plan to stop users from sharing their passwords with each other is starting to take shape.

The streaming giant, which last month announced that it will soon begin the preliminary rollout of its strategy, has updated its FAQ page with some details about what users can expect.

Okay.

The main hurdle that Netflix will place in front of password shares is device verification when phones, computers, and streaming devices are logged into an account that isn't the primary user's home network.

How do you know what the home network is?

They know.

Okay.

Like whoever made the account, whatever.

What if you made your account in your old house?

You took your Apple TV with you.

What if you got a new TV?

It's still the same Apple TV.

I don't know.

I'm just saying, like, please, Claudia, like they literally know what you're thinking.

Like, they know which one's the primary.

Okay.

I just, I foresee this being difficult.

This will be triggered when someone accesses your account on a new device that isn't associated with your household or if your account is repeatedly being used outside of your home netflix will send an email to the primary account holder with a four-digit verification code which they will have 15 minutes to enter before it expires netflix says that it uses ip addresses device ids and account activity in order to determine which devices are part of the same household yeah because like you know when i travel I bring a Roku stick with me if my like hotel TV doesn't so it's like I'm always moving around with my Netflix but your Roku is the

but they said ip address

location a device id that's your roku okay and account activity it's just like why are they getting so bent out of shape like you don't make enough money like this is so greedy i'm fine with netflix like cracking down on password sharing you know if you have like an ex's netflix they don't know you're still watching it like you keep bringing it from house to house you share theirs blah blah blah like

That's wrong.

And also one person shouldn't be paying for all these freeloaders that they don't fucking know.

But as long as like real family members, like the idea that like the device verification, like I'll just text the group chat, what's the verification code?

Like, I, but someone in our family was saying that like, you got a message, I think it was you, that you got a message and you couldn't log into your Netflix because there were too many people logged in.

Olivia.

That's a problem because we have a lot of family.

No, let me tell you.

We got a lot of TVs.

Can I tell you why?

And we're legit.

Can I tell you why I'm bothered by this?

Why?

Because I feel like for so long, like Netflix, like was posting on social media.

Like the, you know, the Netflix

interns who run their social media are like very in the know culture and they're like you know when your ex's password and they're like we're in on the joke and like kind of encouraging and we're like you know what that's cool and now what the economy takes a turn and like we are victims of their greed it's like you were all funning games and you're all you were our friend you were our friend they were funning games when they were making billions during covid because we were all home having to watch your crappy shows but now that we're all out of the house and we also like realize like hey like who's doing cool stuff like netflix is kind of trash like they're gonna make the most of their poundage i think about netflix a lot like i don't really know what just maybe like streaming services in general like i don't really know how it's sustainable like netflix is spending so much money on like one tv show that we will watch in three days and it's like they have to do that what every week it's it's like not a sustainable business model no that's why this like you know the pendulum is swinging and they're tightening their belt right like i feel like this streaming service if i had to like put my money on a streaming service currently

i think i would put it on like Disney, not Disney, HBO Max, because they still have like their cable.

You know what I mean?

Like they have a lot going on.

I think I would put it on like Amazon Prime because they don't make so many of their own shows.

They just like kind of like buy up other stuff.

Like everything's like watchable.

Yeah.

On Prime.

Catchy Kelsey.

And they have a ton of money in the bank from other Amazon ventures.

That's well, but also like Hulu is owned by Disney.

And it's like, you can watch pretty much anything on Amazon Prime.

It's something you have to pay for.

And it's like, if I really want to watch something, I'll pay for it.

I'm glad to have the opportunity to find it.

Yeah, but now, like,

it depends what kind of device you have.

Cause if I'm really looking for something, I think I'll more likely buy it on iTunes, like on my Apple TV than I would on Prime.

Same.

Then I can get it on my computer.

Same.

But I don't feel really strongly about keeping it that way.

If Amazon wanted to do something a little more to get me.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Because I really don't feel close to one platform.

Like when I'm looking for something to watch, I probably still start with Netflix.

It's just habit.

Yeah.

But I, again, could see that changing soon.

Yeah.

Starting with Hulu.

Yeah.

Because they had dope sick.

Yeah.

They also had Pam and Tommy.

I see a lot of you guys are watching Dope Sick and your lives are being changed.

Yad welcome, turdy.

It's your turn.

It's my turd.

Yes.

Okay.

It's your turn.

It's also the end of the show.

And while that is sad, because like we love doing this, that is also meaning like the weekend is that much closer.

Lunch.

Lunch.

We should definitely, you know, regroup and discuss like, you know, some potential options for lunch.

Yeah, I'll put together like a spreadsheet and we could circle back on lunch options and different variables.

Love that.

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