That's Sooo True: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toast.

Happy Tuesday.

Hope everyone's doing well.

Hey, Jax.

How?

I'm doing well.

How are you doing?

I'm clearly amazing.

Seems not well.

I'm

actually incredible.

Like, I feel like this burden that's been on my shoulder for like a month has been lifted.

You know, the first show of my special recording last night under my belt, it went incredible.

And like, there's really no feeling quite like that.

I can't explain.

Like when you have like a hurdle, you've been looking, well, not even looking forward to it, but like a hurdle on the horizon.

Yes, a hurdle on the horizon.

The name of today's episode.

And the hurdle is behind me.

And Bryce is in studio.

Oh my God.

If you're watching on YouTube, Bryce is moseying around.

He's so excited to come to work today.

He had a pep in his step.

There's nothing he loves more than walking.

in these city streets with his mom and just like everybody's always remarking on the beauty of bryce like that's actually not an exaggeration no by the way i get like not to you know like i do get the same thing with theo not to be like so like no that happens to me too, but like it does.

I believe you because it is just the breeze.

They are quite remarkable looking.

Remarkable.

And he's feeling himself.

He's feeling New York City.

He's feeling his day.

And he's excited to be at work, which is new for him.

I'm so happy Bryce is here.

It's really added like a spirit to the energy of the studio that we haven't seen since you left town.

Wow.

Do you hear that, Bryce?

You're a star.

You're mommy's star.

It's really amazing to have him here.

It's really amazing to have you here.

Actually, I wanted to like make like a little speech if I could.

Oh my god, yeah, you want to make a toast?

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I am using a recycled lid.

It's true.

Yes, this was Lizzie's lid, and I used it after her because I too am sustainable.

Yes, plastic straw queen.

Love that for you.

Plastic straws compared to plastics in general are like 0.01% of the problem.

So I'm not giving them up.

I drink from every morning at home, I drink from my reusable cup with a plastic straw just to drive home the point.

I, I hear that, but let me get to the toast.

Oh, yeah, because you drank and I didn't pick your cup up.

So first of all, last night really was incredible.

Like it was, um

it was like a moment for me.

Like I'm not gonna say like an emotional, but like it was really special.

Like I did like I did amazing and it was such a good show and it was the literally the best audience like ever.

And Jax, Margo, and Ben were in the audience and like really having you there was so

it was so special.

And I know like it was a journey for you to get here.

Like, you brought Harry and Harry as a cold.

And like, it's like a whole thing.

I appreciate it so much.

Like, I was really thinking last night how, like, it would not have been the same if you weren't there.

And I trust your opinion, like, so deeply that, like, I, I couldn't, I was like, should I have one button open or two?

Like, I couldn't make a decision without you.

And I was really glad that you were there.

And I know you're coming in tonight.

And I just really wanted to say thank you.

Like, it means a lot to me.

And it was just a great night.

And it wouldn't have been the same without you, honestly.

That's so sweet.

I see your

water in your eyes.

No, but Harry's eyes.

Because it really was such a great night.

It was.

I'm so excited to do it again, knowing that I have an amazing show under my belt.

Like tonight will just be fun for you.

It's the last show ever.

This is the one that like all the friends are coming to, and then we can go out to dinner later.

So it's just like, the pressure is off.

The pressure is off.

Even if you stink tonight, which you won't, because when you're more relaxed, you do better.

Even if you had to just use what you recorded last night and not be able to edit anything, like it would be an amazing special.

I'm like really glad I did too because I think it relieves a lot of the pressure of like hitting every joke.

But if last night is the only one I use for the special, I'll probably end up cutting both.

But if it's the only one I use, I will be so thrilled.

It would be enough for us, Diana.

It really would be enough.

So now I'm like feeling really relaxed.

I loved the way I looked, which is really half the battle.

Like when you feel insecure, like you do badly.

It's just, I don't make the rules.

It's just math.

It was just an incredible night.

Like it really was.

It was just.

It was a night I'll really remember forever.

It's up there with MSGT.

Wow.

And the show was at seven.

So I literally got home and I'm showered by 9.30 and I watched three episodes of of Yellowstone.

And like the joy, I actually cannot put into words of like having this milestone behind me, getting into bed with like a fresh vagine,

heating pad on, Theo next to me, me and Ben watching Yellowstone.

There are just genuinely no words for, that's what heaven is, like for real.

Like I imagine heaven is a big bed with your loved ones, platonically, unless, you know, you know.

And just feeling at peace with a heating pad.

I love that.

I don't have a heating pad on this journey.

And Bryce is like, mom, I literally needed one thing and you forgot to pack it.

You packed 100 things for the errand.

Nothing for me.

No, he Bryce was suffering.

He was what?

Suffering.

He was suffering, except he got to sleep with his mommy and he's a happy boy.

But yes, I got to be in bed pretty early.

And even though it was like a sick night of sleep with the Bebe,

we actually got decent sleep considering we had enough time to conquer it.

Yeah, no, I kind of love doing a show at seven o'clock.

There's also nothing better than doing a show and sleeping in your own bed.

It doesn't happen a lot it happens like when i do like delaware jersey obviously new york atlanta because they have an 11 p.m flight from heartfield jackson where i was actually living an amusement park where i was at the airport i was literally mowed down there i know by a dumpster it's one of the most traumatizing things that ever happened to me i couldn't believe it like

it sounds like a metaphor like you like fry an ugly person but no like what did you just dumpster No, I was actually mowed down by a dumpster on wheels.

Yeah, no, it sounds like a metaphor, like I was mowed down by a dumpster.

Oh, like it was a human, but no, it was an actual dumpster.

And it was this big, you know, those huge ones they like roll through the airport and they put all the big garbages in it.

Yeah.

I'm literally standing waiting at the gate and I'm literally run over.

It was one of the top craziest things that ever happened to me in my life.

Yeah.

It was more so, it really hurt, but it was also the shock of like a huge metal thing like barreling into you.

I'm sure.

It was crazy.

I'm sure.

So, and I'm just so excited to do it again tonight.

Like, I feel really, I feel great.

I feel really great.

I just feel great.

I'm so glad for you.

How do you feel?

I feel good.

I've got a lot going on, and this week isn't, like, turning out the way that I thought because Harry is sick, so I'm just like in sicklandia, but still happy to be here, happy to support.

And once tonight's over, like, I don't care if I'm sick for whatever else I have this week.

Like, I'm gonna be coming over.

Harry won't be sick much longer because I'll inhale all the snot out of him.

Like, I don't even care.

Great.

Can you get sick from a kid?

Like, yeah.

Yes.

But like, just as easily as like another adult?

No.

I guess not because the kids have weaker immune systems.

So what might make them sick wouldn't make an adult sick.

Right.

But usually the other time that he was sick, like I got it a few days after him.

So that might still happen.

But that actually works because it gives me enough time to take care of him.

Right.

And then deal with myself.

Nature is amazing.

They've thought of everything.

They've thought of everything.

You look stunning today.

Thank you so much.

I really didn't like put my, well, it's day two of the spray tan, which is like it's settled.

It's a day.

It's settled.

And I didn't have my spray tan foundation with me because you kind of sprung the spray tan on me in a positive way.

You surprised and delighted me, so I didn't have like my other shade.

So yesterday I was like, my makeup was not highlighting my spray tan, but today it all works.

And so, no, you really look stunning.

Thank you so much.

I'm surprised you're not more tan living in Florida.

Like, do you ever spend time outside?

No, I've never laid out outside.

And you've such a great outdoor space in your house.

Yeah, it just hasn't happened for me yet, but maybe, maybe one day.

I don't know.

But I now that I live in Florida, like I do like tan lux every other day.

So show those legs.

Yeah, because so.

Is that something like that's been a challenge for you?

Like having to show your legs more frequently?

That's something I struggle with during the summertime.

No, not really.

Because also if I don't want to show them, I just wear leggings.

Like people do dress like I could wear this.

I do wear this.

You wear a turtleneck in Florida?

It's not this one's not really a turtleneck because it's so loose.

You know, it's not like a cashmere turtleneck.

No, but it's a full turtleneck.

It's just a high neck, I think.

No, it's just a turtleneck that goes literally up to your chin.

No, but there's like a slit here for breathability and it's, you see, it's loose.

I could always fold it over as well if I didn't get makeup on it.

Well, then it wouldn't be a turtleneck, but it is now.

Okay, it's just like, sure, come for me after the glowing things on your shit.

Sure.

No, you know me.

What the guunge giveth, the guunge taketh away.

So true.

So true.

So it's just another fabulous episode full in a fabulous week here at The Toast.

I loved yesterday's episode.

I actually watched it in full when I got home because I had like...

like an hour between when I had to get to the venue and the episode.

I was like, what should I do?

And I watched it.

We were being so funny.

We were funny.

We are funny.

It's so true.

Let's talk more about that.

By the way, anytime I say so true, like to me, even though that's like a normal thing to say, what do you think of?

Fabletics.

What was that?

Oh, no, that's not even funny.

Fab Fit Fun.

Fab Fit Fun.

The first time when we were doing the breath, the first time we tried to record an ad.

No, I think of Courtney Kardashian, like in that variety interview when Kim said, get your fucking hair.

So true.

Yeah.

So true.

No, that FabFit Fun, which we haven't told the story in a while.

Yeah, no, but that one was so expensive.

Okay, so no, was it expensive?

It was expensive.

So the first time we ever, ever sold an ad on our show when we were called The Morning Breath, we had to like pre-record in the studio.

And it was like the first time we'd ever read ad copy.

And so Jackie and I are in this studio with Olivia and the copy was dumb.

Like it was dumb.

And like we were reading it like so many times.

And we were like being actress, you know, like doing advanced.

Effervescent.

And we were also just like laughing at each other oh my god being like saleswomen we had to do it 500 times because we couldn't stop laughing and then like we started to just like put weird intonations on certain words so we were talking about how at the fab is fat fit fun still in business i feel like i haven't heard of them in a while i haven't either but i think that they are but they were like an influencer

like the algorithm left them behind so basically the concept is like you get this box every season full of full-sized items like beauty, wellness, life.

They're all there.

And they're doing 12 days of FatFitFun.

Oh, yeah.

And you can carry it.

This isn't an app.

You can carry your perfect winter box.

Whatever.

So the point of the copy was like, you're going to get these items that are so expensive, but you're only going to pay $49.99 for the box.

And we said it over and over again by the end.

So expensive.

It just got longer and longer.

So expensive.

And ever since then, I haven't been able to say the word so normally.

That's so true.

Right.

But no, now I'm thinking of variety interview.

Only when I say so true.

Yeah, that's like a...

That's like such a funny reaction.

Like that's not what...

No, because that moment went viral, not for what Courtney said.

Like, no, but Courtney's just been there.

So true.

Anytime I, you say something and I say, so true, I feel like Courtney.

That's a good one.

Thanks.

I didn't think of that.

But we've got a great show.

We actually have great stories, some tragic news.

Oh, my gosh.

So tragic happened when you were on stage last night.

Sometimes I'll be on stage and like something crazy will happen.

I remember when Carly Kloss and

what's the less famous brother?

I can never remember.

When they got married, like it was a surprise and I got off stage.

I remember I was in Cleveland and I was like, oh my god, they got married.

Like sometimes crazy shit happens when I'm on stage.

I'm only on stage for like an hour, hour and a half.

It's like the world knows.

But it's like prime time.

It's like, you know, seven o'clock.

It's got two o'clock noon.

Yeah, no, that's true.

That's so true.

It's so true.

Title of today's episode.

What did I say the other one was?

Some of you think.

Always happened.

Hurdle on the horizon.

So true that there's a hurdle on the virgin horizon.

Love that.

So yeah, we've got a great show.

Nothing else to really talk about because everyone in New York is talking about my show.

It is.

It's so true.

It is.

It's so true.

But being in New York, like the city is just like so darling this week.

You're not here on Sunday.

I don't know if you know this.

And I usually hate when like the city lawmakers do this, like close down streets for no reason.

But the next two Sundays in December, they are closing down Fifth Avenue and there's like a bunch of Christmas displays all day.

It's actually a really cute concept, even though it's going to like make mayhem in traffic for everyone.

So you're not here on a Sunday, but.

How much of Fifth Avenue?

Like a decent chunk, like the good chunk where all the stores are and where the Christmas display, like by the plaza.

And so can you walk in the middle of the street?

Oh, so it's like a street fair of Christmas tanks.

Right.

And there's like hot treats and things.

That's really cute.

I know.

Harry would love it.

You should go.

Maybe, yeah.

Take Theo.

A feast for the senses.

A feast.

It actually is like torture.

Like I'm going to make him walk past like these lights and bushes that he can't peek.

Not for you.

Snacks that he can't eat.

I'm like, get out of here.

Much too good for Theo.

So I wish you could have seen that.

And I actually think that's a cute idea.

It is cute.

I hope that the city dwellers like it.

Yeah, the dwellers.

Yeah.

I guess without further ado,

we could get into: are you going to recap Yellowstone a little bit more at the end of the show?

Sure.

I do have some thoughts.

I mean, I'm sure I'll weave it into whatever we talk about today.

I'll make Christy Alley, Christy Alley, about Yellowstone.

Because she should have been on the show.

100%.

And that's the only thing that's missing from the show.

100%.

Without further ado,

where is Brew?

He's with his mommy at work, being an amazing angel.

angel, and it's such a joy to have such a joyous love here with mommy.

Here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

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Okay, our first story: switching gears in a major way.

Kirstie Alley has died at the age of 71 after a short battle with cancer.

The famed actress Kirstie Alley has passed away.

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You know, I haven't thought of Kiercey Alle probably in 10 years.

Like, she hasn't crossed my mind.

But I was so...

sad when I heard this because and I guess I never really even really like sat down and thought at a glance like how much of an impact her work really had on me yes at a young age like her my like literally, one of my favorite movies from childhood that really just reminds me of, like, Our Family is Look Who's Talking with Adele Dazim.

And it's literally, and I think there's a sequel to, it's such a good movie.

And you reminded me last night, she's the iconic camp counselor in It Takes Two with Mary Kay Nash.

Like, original counselor.

And there's just like so much of her work.

I think, I think she was in Cheers, and that's what most people, I didn't watch Cheers, but her work like really was like a part of my childhood.

And I feel like I felt so, I felt like such an overwhelming sadness, which I felt surprised by because I haven't even really thought about her like in years.

And then she did Weight Watchers, which was iconic.

Yeah.

And I don't know, I just feel really sad because obviously 70 is young and she had just discovered she had cancer and it's just like a really sad story.

It's a really sad story.

She was also in Veronica's Closet, which is

something that she had a lot of fame for in her early career, which was before our time.

More recently, she was in Screen Queens.

Do you remember that season?

No, no, no, no, no, I made it all the way through Scream Queens.

I know that's crazy because like everyone loves it.

It's so good.

I should just watch it because it's like Yellowstone and Downton Abbey and reading.

Yeah, but then you'll just be sad that there's no more, but then it's coming back.

Yeah, no, that's the thing about really good shows that like never took off.

You don't even want to recommend them.

Like recommending the society to someone, like getting them so invested, like you're going to ruin their life.

100%.

But you could get them to your side.

Right.

Of caring.

Yeah.

Also, she was in like a lot of iconic movies like Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Have you seen that one?

No.

The About the Pageant?

I think that you have.

About the Pageant?

With

Kirsten Dunst.

No, Kierce, Kirsten and Kirsten.

It's like a small town pageant, and there's like murder.

Oh, no, murder mystery.

No, I never heard of that.

It's really good.

My Kirsty Alley like references are really It Takes Two and Look Who's Talking.

I loved the movie Look Who's Talking.

Like, I we had it on VCR for sure, and we watched it like a million times.

Yeah, her IMDB like never ends.

Yeah, no, that's um, it's really sad.

And oh, and by the way, you know what her son's name is?

Rip.

I saw that.

Because he posted on social media, and so a lot of people.

She was ahead of her time.

A lot of people were looking at it for his tribute.

And his name is Rip, which I was literally talking about yesterday.

I'm going to name my son Rip.

Even though it says that her son's name is William True Stevenson and her daughter's name is Lily Price Stevenson.

That's so interesting.

Okay, so maybe William named his son Rip.

Someone is named Rip.

Let me search just.

Just someone.

No, someone posted it in Toast After Dark.

Are you sure it's not Rip Kirsteali?

No, Jackie.

Oh my God.

How dumb do you think I I am?

Really dumb, apparently.

I just searched Rip.

Okay, here.

Her daughter named her son.

So Kirstiali's grandson.

How old is the grandson?

Like a baby.

So it's from Yellowstone.

I mean, it could be, but the name did exist before.

And to update what I said from yesterday, Rip is usually short for Ripley.

Believe it or not.

Ripley.

That's your name.

Yeah, it is.

There's just like.

Rip.

I don't give a rip.

You know, like, I absolutely.

absolutely.

I'd like to name your son, Rip, because when you're like calling him, I'd be like, Rip!

No, you know, I always say.

Rip, it's time for Rip.

I want your dinner now.

You call your other son, Theo, dinner.

Yeah, no.

I just want to say, I feel like we get on this show a lot and like really

talk about how many benefits there are and how proud we are to be Jewish.

But there's one thing like that there's a little bit of a drawback, and it's like you're limited in your name options because like I can't be out here naming, you know, Walker rip you know

walker soffer yeah like you have to really like do like a jewish name whether it's like biblical or familial like that's why when people like you'll know someone's jewish when you hear their name you're never gonna meet obviously like a jew named christian or like right no but there are a lot of these like newfangled names like they just don't the modern names like mckinley it's like

you're never gonna hear that except like william mckinley it's kind of classic it's true but william mckinley was not jewish no but it's not a newfangled name technically Okay, but you know, you know the name.

It's from the chalkboard.

Hawthorne.

Yeah, like, of course.

Yeah.

Craxton.

Like, we can't use those names as Jews.

No.

There's also, like, one other thing that I don't like about being Jewish.

Actually, the rapid anti-Semitism.

No, I know.

But I actually love Jewish wedding ceremonies.

Like, I think all the...

the things that you do are like so special, but you don't say I do.

You know, like we're just raised watching movies.

It's like, I do.

I do.

You actually don't say I do.

You could work it into your ceremony if you want to.

Well, it depends, but like the ones we had, you really can't.

Well, I mean, there's a lot of room for customization.

Yeah.

Customize.

But I'm also very traditional.

Like, I wanted to do.

I feel like I said I never thought about if I did.

You didn't.

I didn't.

Actually, like, you know.

So I might be even married.

No.

Actually, I forgot to wear my ring today.

Me too.

Oh, my God.

Scoops.

Rip.

Hey.

No, but me and Ben actually, we did vows.

You don't really do vows in Jewish.

So we did customize it a little bit.

And the final line, actually, of my vow, people were cracking up.

Do you remember?

Uh-uh.

No.

I said to Ben, you know, I've always dreamed of saying I do to someone exactly like you until I learned that saying I do is not a thing that Jewish people say.

So even though nobody asked, I do.

When I tell you, Rabbi Lexstein, cackling, cackling, cackling.

He didn't know what he was in for because he's like a really religious rabbi.

And I was like, we want to do vows.

He's like, what?

He's like, we want to say something to each other.

He's like, okay.

Yeah.

And I don't think he was prepared for the comedy, the emotion.

The realness.

It was very raw, but also hysterical.

He said it was raw.

He said, rip, this is raw.

He did say that.

I heard it.

I heard it too.

Damn.

Well, I don't know how we got here, but I'm.

deeply sad about Kirsty.

And I now want to go back and watch some of her stuff, but I'm sure we'll see a lot of tributes, which is always kind of a nice way to remember someone.

Yeah, especially someone who was like taken too soon.

Yes, and such an icon.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yes.

I am not.

No, clearly.

I'm ready.

It's just I have to do things on my phone today.

Long story.

The man involved.

I did it on your phone yesterday, too.

When I'm in New York, I have to do it on my phone.

What are you going to bring your iPad here for me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The man involved in the shooting of Lady Gaga's Dog Walker has been sentenced to 21 years in prison.

One of the people charged in the shooting and robbery of Lady Gaga's Dog Walker last year has been sentenced to 21 years in state prison, the LA County District's attorney office said on Monday.

James Howard Jackson pleaded no contest to one count of attempted murder and admitted the allegation of conflicting great bodily injury and to a prior strike as part of the settlement, the DA's office said in a statement.

Oh, he had a prior.

The dog walker, Ryan Fisher, was walking Lady Gaga's three French Bulldogs on February 24th, 2021, when he was accosted and shot.

The attackers fled and stole two of the dogs, Koji and Gustave.

Two of the men jumped out of the car and began to choke and hit Fisher, who struggled against the attackers, the complaint said.

One of the men then shot the dog walker, and then the trio fled with the two dogs.

The dog walker was critically injured, but survived the attack, and the missing dogs were later returned to Lady Gaga after she offered a $500,000 reward for them.

The plea agreement holds Mr.

Jackson accountable for perpetrating a cold-hearted, violent act and provides justice for our victim.

You know, this is.

Oh, and remember that he was released.

The perp was accidentally released from custody in April due to what officials called a clerical error.

Moronic.

But was found in August and taken back into custody.

Good.

So, and now he has

this 21-year sentence in prison.

You know what?

I remember when we reported on this, it was such an upsetting story, like so, so disgusting.

And so you'd love to see the justice system doing its thing, finally.

But, you know, my new thing is, like, really measuring people's

sentences against the Christly one.

I know that sounds crazy.

And I know it's different states and it's different laws.

One's federal.

I get it.

But it's like 21 years and you literally tried to murder someone

and he gets half the time for like stealing some money from a bank, you know?

Yeah.

And I'm not saying that to like

invalidate what he did because it is a crime, but it's just interesting when you like compare people's sentences.

Because honestly, the sentencing in this country kind of makes no sense.

Makes no sense.

I compare things to the sentencing for hate crimes and anti-Semitic hate crimes in New York, which is a lot of people.

Well, in New York, they just let them go.

Yeah.

And they do it again.

And again and again.

You know, that's like, because it is different in every state and like the laws are different.

So I think this is a fabulous, really fabulous sentence.

And I'm, I'm glad that this chapter ended, but it's so interesting when you just compare people's sentences, you know?

Right.

And also, I feel like there was so much outpouring of support when this happened, which was really amazing, but it felt like there was so much

almost more care for these dogs than the dog walker.

Remember, she like offered the reward for the dogs, but like, what about the human in the hospital waiting for his life?

And I have to assume that Lady Gaga like

covered all the expenses for him.

And they never released that because she's not like tacky like that.

But I have to assume that like her and I'm going to choose to believe that like they're actually very close and she was very upset and she paid for all that.

Maybe she even recovered in a house that she rented for him by the beach, you know?

Yeah.

I'm going to assume that.

Honestly, I am.

Because Lady Gaga seems cool like that.

Yeah.

No, it's not like a lady.

I'm not.

I don't know.

You had public perception.

Yeah.

Just like even, you know, you hear there are stories of like crime stories, robberies, even murders in LA and like where the perpetrators, the assailants.

But like this one, there was dogs involved and everyone's like...

No, it's true.

But it was also because it was Lady Gaga.

Yeah.

And also, like, we need to protect the dogs too.

We absolutely have to.

It was just like a really fucking upsetting story when it happened because this is, first of all, a human being.

And then to take your violence out on animals is another level.

Yeah.

Another level.

That was just, this has been like a crazy saga.

When they let him out, I'm like, how fucking dumb can you be?

Yeah.

You literally have one job.

Yeah.

When it comes to like an inmate.

It's like, keep them in.

Yeah.

It's not an outmate.

It is a case of justice being served.

And yes.

There are very few.

No, when you try and kill someone, like

whether you're successful or not, your intention was still to kill a person.

Yes.

So honestly, I don't think your sentence should be less because you didn't succeed.

Right.

Sorry, you're dumb.

Yes.

You're bad.

Bye.

Bye.

Enjoy prison.

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Are you ready for our next story, story, which is some exciting revival

reboot sequel news?

It's some what?

Sequel news.

Oh, okay.

Cameron Diaz signs up for the holiday sequel with the original cast reviving their roles after the retired star announced her surprising return to acting.

Now, 16 years later, it's been reported that the holiday is set for a sequel with stars Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, Kate Winslet, and Jack Black.

Iconic.

All on board.

Now, let me ask you a question.

Who would you think is the oldest of those four people?

That's a really good question.

Let me think who looked the oldest 20 years ago when the movie came out.

Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, Kate Winslet, Jack Black.

I'm going to say Kate Winslet is the youngest.

What?

She's younger than Cameron Diaz.

Okay, and who's the oldest?

Jack Black.

That was going to be my second guess.

Let me give you the ages.

Cameron Diaz is 50.

Iconic queen.

Jude Law is 49.

Still hot.

Kate Winslet is 47.

Ethereal.

And Jack Black is 53.

Legend.

But the legend of the rent was way past you.

Yeah.

Get off your ass.

Let's do some math, math, math, math, math, math.

The original movie, written and directed by Nancy Myers, told the tale of the Surrey-based journalist Iris Kate Winslow.

Surrey County?

Surrey.

Surrey County.

Surrey County, where

LaDom is from.

No, Surrey.

No, I know, I know.

Sorry.

It was like a funny joke, my God.

God forbid, go along with it.

You're crossing your wires.

Who swaps homes?

I'm getting my wires crossed.

Because you were crossing them.

Because the wires were crossed.

Okay, they swap homes.

You know.

Love and heartbreak follows.

So actually, there's been like so many.

I feel like over the last 20 years since the movie came out and like the fandom of the movie has grown and grown, there have been so many different conversations being had.

It's like, what what actually happens in the end?

Like, do they all, does Kate Winslet really stay in LA?

Like, where does everyone end up?

Like, we know they end up together, but like, physically, geographically, where do they move?

And actually, I was just watching a TikTok of someone who's like, I figured it out.

Because Jude Law obviously has to stay in London.

And Cameron Diaz can work remote.

So she probably went to London.

And then Jack Black and Kate Winslet probably do like transatlantic travel.

What was her job?

He He scored movies, right?

Or she scored movies.

Who scored movies?

He did.

He did.

He scored movies and she

worked at the newspaper.

But then she did that for like

for that wench, that male wench.

Yeah, I don't know if they ended up like quitting or whatever, but she definitely doesn't work there anymore.

She probably got a job at like the LA Times.

Great.

So they've canceling people for a living.

They could be in LA.

Yeah, right.

But then it's like, don't the four of them like want to be together?

And like, no, they don't fucking know each other.

Well, he's a brother.

Brother.

And those are her her nieces

so that's why that's why the tick tocker had thought that like jack black and kate winslett probably do like half the year in la and half the year in london that's cute yeah but so you think everyone's still together for sure i think

if there was no sequel i would say everyone's still together but i think they're gonna have to like make something happen and i think it's gonna be cameron diaz and jude law like

i think that Kate Winslet and Jack Black were more stable.

I agree, but he has a kid.

Who?

Jude Law.

So it's like you can't really.

You're more serious with who you settle down with because you're bringing them in front of your kids.

For sure.

But like, it's still a 10-year relationship is still successful.

Okay, but aren't they going to get back together at the end of the sequel?

I don't know.

I kind of like hate a sequel for a movie that's so perfect.

Right.

Unless like you keep everyone together in happy relationships and there's just like a different variant coming in.

And maybe it's Omicron.

Delta.

But maybe it's something like someone else are switching houses.

Right.

The maybe their neighbor or something, and they're just kind of like adjacent to it.

Yeah, I like that, but honestly,

I don't know if this is a hot take, but like, I'm not really here for this.

Or they, like, Cameron Diaz moved to Surrey, Kate Winslet moved to L.A., and now they're switching houses.

Their families are switching houses

for this bait holiday.

That's good.

Or Jula's kid is probably like 20 now.

Maybe the kid is holiday.

Like, maybe she and her.

But then, like, why is Cameron Diaz signing on to be like a ancillary character?

No, totally.

She's retired from acting she doesn't get out of bed for just nothing i think their stable families are switching again that's actually really cute

and maybe she falls in love over nancy myers is involved yes i think so yeah i mean she has to be yeah there's yeah honestly nothing will really ruin like the sanctity and like the the um legacy of a film more than a reboot even a good one like it just Something about not having a reboot these days like makes you cooler.

Like you live in info.

But there's no reason why it has to be bad.

You know what I mean?

Like why can't Nancy Myers sit down to write a movie about she has like four leading

people and there's just going to be a little bit of holiday in between.

Nancy Myers really like she doesn't just put out a movie for the sake of putting out a movie, even if it feels like a movie.

And it also does.

I have to assume like if she's on board, like it will be a stunning project, just like a beautiful movie, like a classic of Nancy Myers.

We haven't gotten a Nancy Myers since the intern.

Oh no, Home Again.

That one stunk.

Yeah.

Reese Witherspoon like being a pedophile.

Not my fave.

Not my favorite concept from Nancy, but you know, everyone's entitled to an off year.

You know, she was in her flop era.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But anyways, I think this is exciting news.

I don't think Cameron Diaz would sign on for anything less than seller.

I think all of these people actually have a really high bar.

Jack Black doesn't even work that much unless it's some

fantastic.

So I think this is going to be great, and I think this is what we need.

We need greatness.

No, and we need like wholesome, delicious content.

Like Jack Black is really America's sweetheart.

And so is Kate Winslow.

Cameron Diaz.

And so is Kate Winston.

And the other two are UTC.

UK sweethearts.

We need to swap totally.

Yeah, so this just feels like exactly what we as a society need right now.

I agree.

And this agrees.

That movie is perfect.

I love the holiday.

And you know what's so funny?

I actually haven't seen it in full up until a few years ago.

Yeah, you weren't ready.

I wasn't ready.

You were wasting your time.

It's so good.

I need to watch it again.

So true.

It's one, I would say it's the best holiday movie.

I'd have to sit and think on that.

Should we pull up a list of holidays?

Yeah, like Love Actually is up there.

I probably haven't seen all of the top ones that people regard, but like The Family Stone was great.

But I still think The Holidays is the best one.

You name me one and I'll tell you if any of them are better.

Okay.

Top holiday movies.

Miracle on 34th Street.

I'm sure it's great, but no.

Four Christmases.

I actually just tuned that on the other day.

It's Vince Vaughan and Rhys Witherspoon.

Okay, you know what else?

We know what's up there, though.

Like Elf.

That's probably one of the best Christmas movies.

Yes, yes, yes.

It's a Wonderful Life.

Polar Express, The Grinch.

The Grinch is up there as well.

The Grinch might, out of everything I've read so far, might be my number one.

Home Alone, of course, and the second one.

You know what about The Grinch?

I feel like Hollywood thinks that they're due for a Grinch update.

That's like one of those movies like Beauty and the Beast.

They do it again.

And Jim Carrey's version...

For me, that will always be The Grinch.

Yeah.

But I feel like for our kids, it won't be.

I feel like there'll be a new one soon.

There was a new one just recently that was animated, but it got like

the works.

They had the Kylie collab.

Like, oh, no, that no, still, like, I need like a real life feel like

Matthew, like they did the Matthew Morrison one, but I thought that's what you were gonna recognize.

I think the Grinch is like on hiatus for a second, so which is good.

I think it should be.

I think, like, in perpetuity, the Jim Carrey one should be the one.

And if they want to redo it, it has to be with Jim Carrey.

Yeah.

Oh, um, like, the

there's Bad Santa, and then there's also the other Santas, like uh, Fred Claus.

I love that movie.

Those ones, what do they call him?

Like, yeah, there's like three of them, Yeah.

Whatever.

With Tim Allen.

Yeah.

What the fuck are those movies called?

Tim Allen Christmas.

Hold on.

Let me think.

It's like Mr.

Claus or something.

And then they did Fred, the brother, Vince Vaughan.

The Santa Claus.

Oh, that's a good idea.

And The Santa Claus is.

Oh, they could have done better with the name.

Yeah.

But I stand by what I said.

I think The Holiday is...

Probably the greatest holiday movie of all time.

For me, my number one is The Grinch.

It's just a different vibe.

You're a mean one.

You really are a mean one.

Mr.

Shreis.

You really are a crunch.

You're as mean as Zantum Vang.

That's a good kids' movie, right?

Or is it a little scary?

No, it's good.

Okay.

Great lesson.

And iconic Jenny from Gossip Girls in it.

Yep.

Also, that new one is now probably a good Christmas movie for kids.

For kids, yeah.

Oh, spirited, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

So I'm happy about this reboot.

I'll see.

It remains to be seen.

But if Nancy Myers is on, I trust her implicitly.

Mm-hmm.

Are you ready for our next story?

A little more movie news?

Yeah.

Margot Robbie improvised a scene for the opportunity to kiss Brad Pitt in her new movie.

Love that for her.

Margot Robbie admits that she persuaded Babylon director Damien Shazelle.

I hope they got Babel as a sponsor.

To get her and Brad Pitt's characters to kiss in their movie.

Yeah, of course.

I mean, if you're going to be like in a movie with Brad Pitt and not kiss him.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

She said that wasn't in the script.

But I thought, when else am I going to get the chance to kiss Brad Pitt?

I'm just going to go for it.

She convinced the director to let her lock lips with Brad, arguing that she thought it was what the characters would do in the scene.

She said, quote, not her gaslighting everyone on set.

Like, no, it's what the character requires.

So, like, if a man did this, of course.

No, but because Margaret Robbie did it, Stan.

Queen.

Yeah.

She said, Damien, I think Nelly would just go up and kiss Jack.

And Damien was like, well, she could.

Wait, hold on.

You just want to kiss Brad Pitt.

And I was like, oh, so sue me.

This opportunity might never come up again.

And he was like, it does work for the character.

And I was like, I think so.

Let me tell you how much I appreciate Margaret Robbie, like acknowledging the fact that even if you're an actor and you're kissing someone, like a kiss is a kiss.

I hate when actors like gaslight us into being like, it's just the work.

No, like it is the work, but you are kissing another human being.

And I love that Margaret Robbie's like married and was like using this as an excuse to be like, let me just kiss Brad Pitt.

You know, it's like a

once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

And I love that she recognized that.

Yes, she also said she was satisfied when she did get to kiss him, but she also was pleasantly surprised when the director realized that the intimate moment between the characters really did work for a deceit, right?

So she's serving herself, but then out here serving the whole film, you know, not even on purpose.

It's a win for everyone.

He was like, do it again.

That really works.

That is so beautiful.

Margaret Robbie, she's literally just one of us.

Just one of us.

I also love that she's married and she's not only like, was this her internal monologue, but she's telling everyone, like, it's just funny and

funny and relatable.

I'm sure her and her husband are fighting about it at home right now.

Cause, like, but don't you think the fact that like she would go on and tell this story like means that like they have a healthy like work

that's something

that's what

like I see.

That's what I don't like.

It's like you to a point, but then, because I'm also like, how could someone like not be upset about that?

Unless, like, he's Brad Pitt is like her hall past.

No, see, that's what I really don't like when celebrities, actors talk about this part of their work.

They totally diminish it.

And, like, they don't even acknowledge, like, it is weird.

Like, even though it's fake, you're still in real life touching someone else's lips with your own.

So, like, there has to be an element of weirdness.

And I wish people would be more like open about that.

Like, I'm sure, I don't know why this is coming to mind.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, I watched a new Amazon Prime movie with,

what the fuck is her name?

Kristen Bell?

Is that her name?

Gossip Girl?

Yeah.

Ben Platt.

Princess Ana.

Alice and Jani.

Haven't heard of it.

The people we hate at the wedding.

I think I saw the title.

Isn't that the same thing as Table 9?

Table 19.

No.

It was a different concept.

It was kind of cute and funny.

Ben hated it.

And it was dumb at some points.

And honestly, this pains me to say because I actually left him, but Ben Platt was probably the worst part of the film and he was not right for it.

Um,

however,

it was a cute film.

Where am I going with this?

Oh, because you know, she's always like, you know, everyone knows her and Dak Shepard, like, love, love, love.

And in this movie, she's like making out a lot, like, fucking in closets.

And I just couldn't, like, you can't tell me that, like, even in the slightest, it doesn't like bother Dak Shepard.

Like, of course, you're used to it, but like, if you were to really ask him to his core, it's a human thing.

I think for them, it probably works because they're both actors.

But, like, if you're if only one person is like getting to rendezvous,

Also if it were me I mean it wouldn't be me, but if it were I wouldn't watch it But it's like the fact that I can't watch it means it's because there's something wrong with it right.

So if it was me and Ben was an actor like kissing other women oh my god first of all I'd literally fucking kill myself

but

I'm the type of person like I know I shouldn't watch it, but I would just to make myself sick because I like to self like I like to hurt myself.

Yeah, no, I'm the type of person.

If I don't see it, it doesn't exist.

No, that's that's really smart.

But then if like everyone was talking about it.

I know.

It's in the press.

They're talking about it on the toes.

So you turn a blind eye, maybe I would have seen that there was chemistry between them.

Right.

Years later, you wish you had seen it.

Yeah, as I said, it couldn't be me.

Couldn't.

Wouldn't.

Shouldn't.

Should not.

Should not.

Right, Bryce, what would you do if you saw Magnolia kissing another?

You say, fuck that bitch.

She's a whore.

That's what he would say.

Bryce has a foul mouth.

It wasn't my words.

It was his.

He does have a foul mouth.

He's disgusting.

Anyway,

Margot Robbie is out on her press tour being a relatable queen.

and what's this film it's obviously gonna be oscar babylon sponsored by baby no like what's the concept oh let me google babylon film concept i feel like are the oscars coming up like i feel like we're like three months away this is margo rabbi brad pitt is like an oscar vibe yes of course follows a young mexican man in the 1920s who has aspirations of working in hollywood but when he falls in love with a crazed rising star his life becomes one giant whirlwind oh that sounds good babylon will be power mount's big oscar entry in 2022 Yeah.

No, Margot Robbie and Brad Pitt.

It's like recipe for success.

Yeah.

Can't wait to see it.

Can't wait to see it.

Speaking of what everyone's seeing, a new study has come out and it will be our fifth and final story.

Parks Associates has just put out a new study about the top streaming services that consumers are using.

I was really shocked by what the number one was.

Because if I hadn't seen it and I would have had to guess what the number one streaming service is, I might say like,

honestly like just Netflix like because it's so global.

I would say Netflix and Netflix has been number one for the last three years.

Okay so this year this year the number one streaming service is

TNN.

Ah, plus.

No, it's Prime Video.

Makes you think.

It does.

And I was really shocked, but then you made a really good point.

Like I feel like people like use Amazon so much like for shopping.

They probably have Prime and don't even know it.

Like honestly, I cannot tell you when the fuck I signed up for Prime Video, but I have it.

Same.

I don't even remember when I signed up for Amazon Prime.

Like it was in college because my Amazon account is like literally linked up to my like high school email account.

Same.

Not only do I think a lot of people are Prime Video members without realizing or Amazon like gives it to them for free and is always running specials, but I think, you know, people don't like to put their information into a lot of different systems.

And so everyone uses Amazon.

Amazon has your name and your credit card.

It's like, oh, and I wanted to watch that show I like.

Charge it.

Right.

And I know a lot of people use Amazon.

You can subscribe to other streaming platforms through Amazon.

That's really smart.

So it does make sense the more I thought about it, but I was really shocked that it was Prime.

It felt so random because also Prime hasn't had like a cult show like go viral in a really long time.

Like I feel like all the shows that are so popular, like Hulu has a lot of shows that go viral.

And they got nominated for like Oscars.

I mean, Golden Globes, obviously like Wednesday right now on Netflix is popping off.

Bridgerton, like they have like a million things that go crazy viral.

And I'm like, what does Amazon even make?

Summer I Turn Pretty.

Yes.

So that would like probably compete with Bridgerton they had that new Chris Pratt show I don't know Jack something oh the ripper or the terminal yeah um

people love oh okay

there's more I mean when they did not make a season three of that country club show Red Oaks that's when they lost me like that was the best show not to give you something to watch that like will make you sick because there's not a third season it was so good Red Oaks yeah and they also just have a lot of other content like that they've snatched up right and I guess now that I think about it if me me and Ben are going to like stay and watch a movie and like we're going to buy like a rent a film, I'll do it on Amazon.

Yeah.

And even though I have Apple TV, I don't really like to buy on the iTunes store.

I don't know why.

I think I buy on iTunes.

I know.

Because I think I'll find something on iTunes and I'll be like, maybe it's free on Prime.

And then I'll go to Prime and it's not free, but I'm already there.

Yeah.

Why go back?

Actually, you have to put like a five-digit code.

It's really fucking annoying.

Yeah, but that's easier than remembering a password.

Yeah, yeah.

Because if the code's been for me, it will find me.

But the new thing on Apple TV is like when I want to buy something, I can just click a button on my phone.

Like they're like, you can put in your password or confirm on your phone.

Then I get this little notification and I just press yes.

Interesting.

Yeah.

They're really innovating over at.

I also feel like your streaming habits really depend on what interface you use.

Like I use an Apple TV, but for a while I used a fire stick and then I did everything through Amazon just because they obviously make it the easiest to do that.

So

by that logic, I feel like Apple TV would be bigger.

Was Apple TV even on the list of like top 10?

Because their streaming service is fucking irrelevant.

Yeah.

Their streaming service is really stupid and bad.

It's stupid, bad, and embarrassing.

And if it weren't for Ted Lasso,

no one.

No one.

I have Apple TV for one month a year.

And then I move on.

Yeah.

No, like every once in a while there's something there was like they had my mind in me.

So I popped on, but it's worthless.

No, and it should be a lot better because I would argue like most young people.

gravitate towards Apple TV over like a Roku or anything.

Yeah, I have an Apple TV, but you couldn't catch me on Apple TV Plus.

No, they're always trying, like they're always sliding me up to the top.

Apple TV Plus, fuck off.

Yeah.

Okay, so number two is Netflix, which, you know, is expected considering it was won the last few years, but like, will this trend downwards continue?

I don't know.

Who knows?

They spend a lot of money, and they also had, like, they had a few really great years because of COVID.

But now, one, everybody's beefing up their competition.

And two, like, people are like turning on Netflix.

Like, they're just like done with it.

No, because like it.

It's been around for so long and it's been like the go-to.

And I feel like when I go to Netflix, I know I'm not going to find something.

You know what I mean?

Yes.

It's like I still still pay for it.

It's a little bit of scrolling.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Number three is Hulu.

Hulu kills it.

Yeah.

Their interface still sucks.

Yep.

But their content.

They're like in the middle of an episode, they'll throw you back to the beginning.

It's like, why would I want to watch this again?

The interface is unwell, but they have like a lot.

Like Pam and Tommy was great.

They have a lot of really good original content.

The

Tell Me Lies.

Tell me lies.

They have

Kardashians.

They have good shit.

Yep.

And they do great with live TV.

Like people, now I know a lot of people.

Excuse me, one, two, three.

Plus, Gazent.

A lot of people like rely on Hulu to watch like the next morning, like

Dancing with the Stars.

But like ABC, they have live sports now.

They kill it in live TV.

Then number four is Disney Plus.

Makes sense.

They kill it.

That too.

It's a solid streamer, not for me.

Within the Disney family.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Number five, HBO Max.

Started, I'm all caught up on the new season of

Sex Lives with College Girls.

It's so good.

I'm so excited.

I'm going to wait till it's done.

I know.

It was really frustrating.

I watched the first maybe four or five, so it wasn't terrible.

It's really, it's a stellar show.

Like, it's a perfect show.

And Pauline Chalamay is the queen.

Like, the way I'm obsessed with her.

When I feel like she would have been the character I hated.

Is the show suffering because the brother's not there anymore?

No, I completely forgot.

And there's like a new hot guy who moved in next door who's like into Kimberly.

And like, it's everything.

Can't be.

Yeah.

Six ESPN Plus.

What?

By the way, you know what's embarrassing?

Is that Apple TV Plus is below ESPN Plus.

Like, that's crazy.

Yeah, but here's what's crazy.

Then seven is Paramount Plus, eight is Apple TV, and nine is Peacock.

So, like, Paramount Plus is bigger than Peacock.

That makes sense.

Really?

Paramount Plus, like, is kind of everything.

What do you watch there?

RuPaul's Drag Race.

Yellowstone.

Yellow.

I watch it on Peacock.

It's Paramount Show.

No, I know, but I'm telling you, I literally just had to pay $9.99 because I was not watching commercials.

I think the first time I watched it, I watched it on Peacock too.

Maybe they host it.

No, it's on Paramount, I'm telling you.

Literal Paramount Plan Plan Plan Project.

Paramount Network.

Like, I watch it on cable.

TV on cable.

Yeah.

No, that's a really good call.

I feel like Paramount Plus actually is in a pretty good spot for being the newest one on that list.

And they do kind of, they kill it.

They have the Jersey Shore.

They have a lot of stuff.

Number 10 is Starz.

What?

Like, I've never even, like, I know Starz has a network.

I didn't even know they had a streaming service, and they're one spot below Apple TV Plus.

I feel like the point of this

discussion

as a story was not Apple TV, but now like it's like it's it's actually like embarrassing.

Yeah, I'm like, where's Discovery Plus?

Next year they'll be bigger because of the Copo sisters.

Trust me, that show is changing hearts and minds.

It's doing things.

It's doing things to you.

And I'm a few episodes behind.

I see some of the headlines and I like need to go and watch.

I saw a headline too.

They obviously like, you know, it's so funny how the media can really make you like think people are annoying and stupid.

And then like, you really need to look at it through a lens because it was like, Olivia's sister, Sophia, resents Olivia's fame.

Like, it was just like, it it was such a dumb headline.

And I'm like, I was about to be like iron.

And then I was thinking to myself, she probably didn't say that.

Like, that's probably not what she said.

No, and I'm sure that was part of a much larger conversation because they have, um, there's been, there's some tension, and I think it comes to came to a head in the recent episode.

Between Sophia and Olivia?

Yeah, because there's been like clothes stealing, and Sophia lives with Olivia, and she's not a very good house guest.

And

I think also like Olivia, like, Sophia does a lot of similar work that Olivia does.

Like, she's a model and she's an influencer.

And I think, like, Olivia, like, looks at her and like, kind of wants to correct her like because,

you know, she went through it.

And so there's just like

sisterly tings, but they're also like love each other so much.

And that's a small part of.

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So, okay, Yellowstone.

Last night I finished episode season two and I watched the first episode of season three.

Now, the end of season two is when Tate gets abducted.

And he gets abducted by like Nazi skinheads.

And like, it was really upsetting.

Like me, but that episode was so tense because they made it seem like Rip was going to die.

And I don't know if it's because you and Margo, like, I don't.

Even men are convinced that Rip dies.

I'm convinced that Rip dies.

And so what happens is like they're going on this mission and they know it's going to be really dangerous.

And so before he does, John Dutton like finally acknowledges Rip as his son and gives him that house on the hill.

So I'm like, oh my god, they're going to do all this because, and then he's going to die because that's what TV does.

They play with you.

And then, you know, Casey, it's Casey's kid, but like, Casey won't be the first one to go in on horseback when they're like go to the mountains or whatever.

Rip is, and Rip, they know it's a, it's a risk.

Why won't Casey be the first one?

Because John won't let him.

Like, he's the heir currently.

So, like, he doesn't take that risk.

Got it.

So me and Ben are just like literally, we already crying.

Like, I literally have tears in my eyes.

I know he's going to die.

Then he doesn't.

And they get the kid back and it's all good.

So it was like so so much drama for what, you know?

Entertainment value.

But what I did find really interesting was like once they finally got the kid back, it was my assumption that Monica would be like, all right, they took our kid.

Like I'm fucking out of here.

But if anything, like her resolution is now like stronger on the other A.

She's like.

I understand now what it's like.

This is what it was like for my people when we lived on this land.

Like everyone was coming at us, stealing our children, raping our women to get this land.

Like there was nothing they wouldn't do.

And that's what you're going through now.

She's like, the difference is like you're the Indians now.

So I was not expecting that sort of reaction from her.

I don't know if that's going to stay, but like for now, she seems happy to be living at the ranch in the master suite.

And then, also, I mean, I barely remember the storyline, but then doesn't she also just like feel like these people would do anything for her and her family?

Well, she hasn't said that yet, but I'm assuming she's very grateful because they literally, they're all obsessed with Tate, especially John.

I mean, when they were in this war with the Beck brothers, and like John let the kid go outside by himself that night to feed the horse, and obviously that's when he gets abducted.

Like, I'm sorry, how dumb are you?

Also, when the fuck are they gonna get like a gate or like, I don't don't know, a security guard at the front.

Like anyone just rolls up to this house.

Sure, but they could have someone at the front.

And I'm sure that they do have a gate, but.

No, they show you the gate.

It's literally like an arch and you just drive through it.

But they have acres and acres of land.

Anyone could just roll through.

Roll through.

Yeah, that's true.

So even if they had a gate, okay, we'll come through the back.

No, I really thought that like, because it was all high stakes with this Tate thing.

And it's like, you know, everyone's like, we're going to lose the ranch, but we don't care.

We just have to get Tate.

Like,

I thought it was like finally the moment for Rip and Beth.

And it's like, what is the plan here?

Like, they're obviously OTP.

But then there's a new neighbor who moves in, and it's Sawyer from Lost.

I love that actor.

He's so hot.

Okay.

He's like fishing in the river.

And he asked her out on a date, and she said no.

But there's obviously something that's going to happen there.

But it's like, what the fuck?

No comment.

No, and I love that actor.

And like, I'm kind of like here for him and Beth.

But like, Rip is OTP.

But that could be like what, just what he needs, the kick in the pan.

But I feel like it's not up to Rip.

It's up to Beth.

Yeah.

So season one happened, episode one, season three.

Now what's going on?

Oh the the okay, so Dan Jenkins is dead and it's like who the fuck owns the land that he had purchased he like annexed it to the reservation, but then it was owned by Paradise Valley, whatever.

So all these suits are coming around and there's like this new evil guy who's in charge of like this big group of investors who technically own the land now.

Dan's land?

Yeah.

Okay.

Like next to

the ranch.

Yeah.

And Beth and her crew.

I love her boss.

I hope he doesn't turn ever about.

Semara?

Oh my God.

That's who it is.

I love that, like, he's helping her, but she's also helping him.

Like, they're making a lot of money.

Yeah.

I love him.

Yeah.

I love, love, love, love, love.

He's a great actor in general.

Oh, he's always like, he's a Victor Garber.

So season one, episode three.

Television.

Yes, he's a Victor Garber.

Great color.

He's like a Victor Garber of TV.

Season three, episode one was this iconic scene that has actually gone viral on TikTok so many times.

I've seen it when that fucking, and I honestly never use this word, cunt

of a boutique owner accuses Monica of stealing.

And she calls Beth and Beth, when Beth, oh my God, that scene, I had seen that scene before.

I didn't know the context, but that clip has gone viral on TikTok like many times.

Really?

And Monica was like, stop.

Like, you're embarrassing her.

And like, it's enough.

Like, you know, it's not going to make what she did to me any better.

And Beth leaves the store and she's like, I was going to make you fuck that mannequin.

Iconic, iconic.

I fucking love Beth.

And that's a great friendship.

Like, that you didn't know you were waiting for.

Wait.

Because they're like sisters.

And I have a call I want to put out there.

So, Jamie, that moron.

Didn't you say he was your favorite?

Like, if you...

Okay, I had seen one episode, and I didn't say he was my favorite.

Hold on, I need to find Claudia's text from when she first started watching Yellowstone.

We were FaceTiming.

No.

Oh, we were.

Yeah.

But didn't I tell you to screen record yourself?

Yeah, but I told you screen recording at FaceTime doesn't pick up the audio.

And then you didn't like it.

I was literally on three episodes in, and I said, Jamie's like a good son.

He was a good son.

He was a great lawyer.

Okay, so continue.

He killed the journalist because he's a fucking moron.

And then he's finally being let back in the good graces very slowly.

You know, John gave up his seat as livestock commissioner

for killing the Beck brothers.

And he wanted the job to go to Casey.

Casey obviously won't take it.

Shiffer brains.

And so Beth was like, actually, give it to Jamie because, you know, in order to do that job, you need people to like you.

And who's more obsessed with getting people to like them than Jamie?

He'll actually be good.

And she was right.

John agreed.

So he's kind of like getting his way back into the fold, but he just found out that bitch is pregnant.

So the girl he was shacking up with, but let me tell you how I don't think she's pregnant.

I actually think it was a really smart thing of her because like she knows so much now about the family and like she sees that the family will just kill anyone who like poses a threat.

But if she's pregnant with his child, she buys herself nine months.

I don't think she's pregnant, but

it's hella inconvenient if she is.

So that's just my call.

And I just want to say, I've been avoiding spoilers like mad.

Like if you're watching on YouTube, please don't comment any spoilers.

Like I know that's a lot for it, but I'd love to read the YouTube comments.

Like people like telling me how funny and beautiful I am.

So I don't want to have to not do that until I finish.

You know what I mean?

Okay.

But like, move swiftly.

I know.

Make haste.

I know.

I will be done by next Monday, I promise.

Like, I'm going to spend the whole weekend doing it.

So fun.

And it's really not that many episodes.

It's 10 episodes, and I'm on season three.

And what are we on?

Season five, episode three now?

Yeah, I guess so.

It's only like 20 more episodes.

It's like a whole day.

Season three is really great.

Okay, I'm excited.

Yeah.

And then season four is great, but like it's the greatness starts.

It's so beautiful.

Like these houses, it really like.

Oh, and do you want to issue a correction about something from yesterday?

What?

The horses.

Yes, but I want to issue a correction.

You are so.

I never said.

No, but like, you accused me.

No, I didn't.

It always makes me sad to see it.

It does.

It shouldn't make you sad.

It should make you feel joyous.

It does.

That these horses are employed.

And I got so many messages from people who alerted me to the fact that Tyler Sheridan, the creator of the show, most of the cattle and the horses that are featured in the show belong to him.

So he's, of course, overseeing that they're taken care of with the greatest of

care.

And it made me feel great.

And I did.

I knew.

I just said I didn't assume that if there's like horses somewhere that they're being mistreated, but there's plenty of horseophiles, more so than you, who would take a bullet for those horses.

I never said that I think anything's bad going on.

I put it out there.

Like, you're just like assuming things.

Just accusing and just assuming.

I can't talk to you when you get like this.

Like, for all.

I can't.

Because you were wrong.

I didn't say, I just said, like, whatever.

But it was just like, it was your go-to feeling.

I'm too exhausted, honestly.

I don't have the energy to go tit-for-tat with you on this because you could go forever.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

So, excited to be on this journey.

Thank you for everyone for being as excited as me.

Again, I'm sorry that it took me so long.

I'm stubborn.

You're right.

I'm wrong.

I'm dumb.

You're smart.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

Okay?

Sure.

You're Danny DeVito and I'm Matilda.

Sure.

So that's our show.

Anything you want to catch up on before we wrap up?

No, I feel perfectly caught up.

Tomorrow's episode is going to be really special really fun claudia won't be with me but i'm recording with someone else audio only so if you're watching on youtube if you're a youtuber head to the audio tomorrow it's worth should we transition should we like tell who it is

i don't know we never do nah yeah yeah

you'll see tomorrow yeah

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