His Sex and Her Bundle of Nerves: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast.

Happy Thursday.

It feels like a Monday also.

Like,

what a week.

It's a confusing day, but it's Thursday.

Congratulations.

You made it to the latter half of the week.

Acknowledge that.

Be proud of yourself.

Pat yourself on the back.

I know I am because I'm here.

I'm in New York.

And

it's back to the good old days.

It's OG recipe.

Original recipe, Jackson Claude, New York studio.

Pink chairs.

Bryce is here.

Streis is not here on Struggle.

Streis is not here.

No, I said Bryce.

Yes, yes, yes.

But it was not like a Bryce and Streis affair.

I feel like Bryce needed his own show.

Like he has had a hard time.

You know, yesterday it was all good and fun.

His auntie was staying at his house.

Next thing he knows, I'm gone.

Yeah.

And it's been hard for Bryce to adjust to.

And so we needed a special moment.

Brew is in New York and he's thriving here.

Speaking of hard, yesterday I traveled with you and Harry for the first time.

I've never traveled with a baby.

I don't think so.

We've traveled once as a family with Kayla, but there was like eight adults to one kid.

It didn't seem like such a big deal.

This time it was me, you, and Ben, Theo, and a Raldini.

And

the way I'm not okay, and I did again, 5%, like literally was just like doing the fun stuff.

I'm not okay.

It's backbreaking.

Backbreaking.

And then, like, when we got, you, you got to your, your room and you hours later, we got on the phone like you're editing the redheads.

I'm like, wow, she really does it all like

passion projects motherhood it's it's admirable truly thank you so much well it's exciting to be here and you just have the adrenaline it's crazy like the energy that you muster when it's required when it's required no that's like life yeah um but you're back in New York and isn't it like a fabulous time in New York?

Oh my God, it's a fabulous time to be in New York.

Bryce and I were walking down the street and I don't think you've ever seen two more fabulous people.

It's delicious weather.

feeling ourselves, feeling our look, like feeling the city.

It's like holiday season, like it's starting.

This energy that I'm putting forth, like I know I'm gonna get punched in the face on the walk home.

You know, you deserve it too.

Like, you know, someone's gonna spit in your mouth.

And brought back down to earth.

It's literally like that scene in 30 Rock where everything couldn't be going for Liz better for Liz Lemon.

She's running through the streets and a homeless man spits in her mouth.

Yeah.

That's you.

That's gonna be me and Bryce.

But no, it's glorious to be here on such a week as this.

We are working.

You're here because we have an event.

We are like literally like event girlies tonight.

We have a holiday party.

And then it's your B-Day.

It was his 30th birthday.

So I decided to make a weekend out of it.

And I'm really glad that I did.

I was going to do a weekend in Florida, but things weren't panning out.

And then this work thing came up.

And I was like, what if we just went to New York?

And Harry's just like in New York.

Yeah.

He's literally Eloise.

He loves New York.

He's literally Baby's Day Out.

I've been saying that Harry looks like the baby from Baby's Day Out.

And now that he's in New York, like I know while you're out working, he's at the zoo.

I need to go watch that movie again.

I watched it recently because they weirdly have it on like Delta or United.

And when I tell it, first of all, Cynthia Nixon is in it, which is just bizarre.

It is such a sweet movie.

Like, you will love it, even though, like, at its core, it's like a thriller.

Like, the baby gets kidnapped.

Right.

And baby's on his own.

Right.

So, at its core, like, it probably, if you're a mom, like, will actually give you anxiety.

Of course.

But, like, the baby was never really in any danger.

Right.

Like, the people who kidnapped him were like completely inept and he was kidnapped for all of four seconds before.

He's leaving home alone.

Like he's technically under siege.

No, it's

enjoying this fun family film.

Yeah, like it's technically an episode of Law and Order.

Yeah.

But he's okay.

He's hostage in his own home.

No, that's so, so true.

And like

Baby's Day Out is even more harrowing because it's like a toddler.

Like at least Kevin McAllister like, you know, had the brain and the mobility to entrap the kidnappers.

Yes.

But this baby does not have said abilities.

abilities.

No, he does not.

Also, you mentioned the redheads, which I just want to thank you for.

Of course.

The episode is not up yet because I was editing last night and then it got too late.

So it's almost done being edited and it will be up today as soon as the toast is over.

Just things got things got crazy.

No, like the moguls, but we kind of like out-mogled ourselves because like the redheads.

It's too close to the sun.

Because the redheads is like slightly delayed.

Our Patreon, our first Patreon vlog of the month went up last night.

It had to be taken down and re-edited.

So like that one's going to be up today.

Like we truly have out-mogled ourselves.

Yeah, we were going too fast.

Maybe we should start a new segment, Out Mogul Yourselves at gmail.com.

So we've got a fabulous show.

It's Thursday.

We've got some measly stories.

No TV recap because I

couldn't watch any TV last night.

And like I'm genuinely done with the real house size of Salt Lake City.

Like it's not even on my...

plate anymore because this is not my plate.

Genuinely done, except I saw a headline today that I thought was interesting.

Like I guess on last night's episode, Whitney Rose revealed that her husband was fired from his job because of that scene where they're like painting body painting in the bedroom.

You know, the scene.

I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah.

What does he do?

I don't know.

I didn't click it.

I just saw the headline.

I do always find stuff like that interesting when there's like ramifications for a housewife's family.

Like sometimes their kids are asked to like go to a different school.

Their husbands lose their jobs.

Like Louie from Jersey recently like was asked to leave his company that he started, which like made no sense.

So I do always find that really interesting.

That's sad.

Yeah.

But at the end of of the day, like you get into a position when you're on one of these shows, like sometimes the wife starts making more money than the man.

And I feel like in a lot of the situations before, like the wives weren't working.

Yeah.

And I mean, I have to watch the episode, but also when you think about like Wild Rose and everything they invested into it, and now it's like even more pressure.

Oh, yikes.

If he doesn't have that job, maybe he got a different job.

Yikes.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

That is interesting.

And so are we.

You know, we're like two beautiful girls with a beautiful podcast.

And you're welcome for that.

You really are.

So I guess without further ado, we could jump right in.

I guess, like, we have nothing really else to talk about.

We were just like busy all day yesterday.

Yesterday was a travel day.

You guys saw us.

I can't believe we did the toast yesterday.

Like did as much, and regular time, regular episode, like did everything that we did in the last 24 hours.

No, when I got into bed last night, I'm like, Ben, I cannot believe I did the toast today.

Like

it was the same day.

Four different days.

There was something.

Oh,

there was something that happened like two days ago, yesterday.

And I was talking about it.

Was that I was like, well, yesterday this happened.

I was like, was that yesterday or was that last week?

Oh, yeah.

Totally.

Totally.

It was crazy.

So I was happy for you, like being here.

It feels like old times, just like, you know, us back in studio, just regular girls, New York City podcasters.

Yeah.

It's nice.

It is nice.

We'll have to do some New York City tings after this.

Empire State Building?

Morgan Library.

The Morgan Ladders.

The Morgan Ladders are actually at the Morgan's Library.

Are they?

They should be.

It's Morgan's Library.

But Sonia was like in Pennsylvania when she said that.

Probably those letters, but I'm sure Morgan has many letters.

And I think the hub of Morgan paraphernalia would be at the Morgan Library.

Do you think Sonia Morgan has ever been to the Morgan Library?

Yes, perhaps when she was a Morgan.

No, I meant like recently.

I don't know how the library feels about Sonia Morgan today.

Yeah, no, that's...

It's a very serious library.

Yeah.

And it's the library behind the book, The Personal Librarian.

So it's a really great read.

Do you know that Dumois said that she hears like Beverly Hills Housewives is going on the same type of hiatus that New York Housewives is going on?

Like they're doing some sort of restructure?

I heard that.

I don't believe that.

I don't believe that that doesn't make sense to me.

No, that would make no sense.

I feel like Beverly Hills this season was just as good as any other season.

I feel like maybe with Beverly Hills, they filmed the reunion, the reunion heiress, and then they start filming again a week later.

Maybe that's not happening this year, but they're not gonna go the route of New York, I don't think.

I mean, that would literally make no sense.

Like, New York wasn't even good enough to have a reunion, and Beverly Hills had a three-part reunion.

Yeah.

No, it doesn't make any sense.

But I do think maybe they're taking, like, a minute to figure out that Kathy lease's stuff because they definitely want Kathy back.

Kathy won't return if Lisa's there.

So maybe that's what they're working out.

Perhaps.

Or they're just taking a longer break than normal.

Maybe the women are a little burnt out.

There was also a rumor that Cynthia Bailey and someone else, I forget who.

Heather Dubrow.

No, I saw Cynthia Bailey and someone were talking about.

Yes, but then there was also, because we reported that they sold their house for like a record, the Dubrows, a record amount and that they bought a panhouse in LA and like she's perhaps going to be on Beverly Hills Housewives.

Got it.

And honestly, I don't see it.

No.

Like, yes, she's, you know, it's easy to be the most glamorous woman in Orange County.

I don't think she would cut it, honestly.

And her personality, I don't think, would mix well.

Yeah, because the thing about the Beverly Hills housewives is like, yeah, they're all rich and fancy, but like they throw down too.

And like they get messy.

And like one thing about Heather, like she's a great housewife, but she never got messy.

And like you need a little bit of that

to survive.

So those were just some things people were saying on the internet, which is meaningless.

A conversation we were literally just having right before this.

We were.

Yeah.

Just goes to show.

You really need to be careful about what you consume on the internet.

No, and it's like, it's just the way people say things with such authority.

It's like, why wouldn't you just assume they know what they're talking about?

Right, right.

And then like, yeah, whatever.

Okay, should we dive in?

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Our first story, it's really sexy news, you guys.

Oh, my God.

So weird.

Olivia just texted me at the dentist.

Wish me luck.

She has to get a tooth pulled.

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Right, right.

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Dot, dot, slash toast.

Don't forget about that.

Did I?

You didn't when you just said that.

How embarrassing.

Yeah.

Our first story is really sexy news.

Like if there's kids around, like you might want to say, NSFW.

You might want to cover their ears.

Cover Bryce's ears.

Oh, my angel.

Ina Garten's husband, Jeffrey, accidentally sent an NSFW text to her publicist.

I really like that little jingle you put on Jeffrey.

There's no other way to say it.

You have to say it like Ina would.

Jeffrey's coming home from Yale.

I think I'll make a roast chicken for Jeffrey.

Jeffrey.

Ina recalled on the Drew Barrymore show episode airing next Monday that the economist, wow, the what?

Jeffrey is an economist.

I thought he was a professor.

Of the economy.

Well, if I'm a gym teacher, am I a professional athlete?

Like, no.

You would be a

you would, we could say athlete.

I literally would love to be a gym teacher.

Like, I cannot lie.

You might have been an economist first term.

I'm a professor.

That's how things work.

Like, that's like, you know,

a NBA player then becoming the coach of the kids' basketball team.

She's Nash.

Or of the NBA.

Or of the NBA.

No, because if he went from the NBA to his kids' basketball team, like, that's a step down.

He's still a coach.

I don't know.

Ain't it good to be the coach?

Now I'm confusing myself.

You told me that Inside Amy Schumer is coming back.

Yes.

I'm like really excited.

Paramount or Peacock, one of the P's, it is coming back.

I recently.

And you made me doubt myself because I thought I saw it and thought Dana sent it to me.

And then I told you it was coming back.

You're like, no, it's not.

And I'm like, yeah, no, maybe it was like a spoof or something.

And then I saw it again that it is coming back to one of the streamers.

So I never even watched it when it was on.

I wasn't like a fan of Amy Shaw.

But I became obsessed.

You showed me Ainika to be the coach, her spoof on Friday Night Lights.

And then I went down like a rabbit hole and watched like all the sketches.

And I'm genuinely excited for it.

I hope it's good.

Yeah, I hope it's good.

I really hope it's good.

There's a big chance that it's not.

Like, and that it's just miserable and like political, which is horny is like so and like predictable.

Yeah.

Kind of like SNL, honestly.

Yeah, no, I hope like she's like, there was also a sketch where it's like a bunch of women meet up in the park and like they run into each other and they're like, oh man, I love your sweater.

And it's like how women can't take a compliment.

So like a new woman keeps coming up.

It's like, oh man, I love your sweater.

Thanks, I found it in the dumpster.

Did you get your hair cut?

Yeah, literally.

Like, I burned all my hair off.

Like, it was so

on the nose of what it's like to be a woman.

And I hope she keeps that like energy.

It was so relatable.

Yeah, and I hope that she says something new, fresh, you know?

Yeah.

not just like recycling the jokes that everyone says now.

Yes.

Yeah.

Sorry, like total tangent from Ina.

Total tangent, but apparently Jeffrey the economist texted Ina's

texted Ina's publicist saying, you're gonna be delicious tonight.

The TV cook shared that her publicist and longtime friend's hilarious response was, I don't think this was meant for me.

When Drew asked whether Aina, whether her publicist turned bright red, the food network personality replied, I didn't see it, but I imagine so.

I mean, not.

If you had asked me, like, what kind of sex does Jeffrey send?

That's what I would have chosen.

He's nothing if not predictable.

He's on brand.

I just want to say, like, maybe it's me being like a conspiracy theorist, but I feel like Jeffrey and the publicist are having some sort of an affair.

And like, this is Aina's way of getting ahead of it.

Like, going, doing press, talking about sex Jeffrey's, Jeffrey sends.

Like, that's not Aina's vibe.

When I first saw the headline, I thought the same thing.

Like, Jeffrey was caught sending a sexy text to the publicist.

Like, what is Jeffrey up to?

But given the content of the text, it was meant for a chef.

That's true.

So he might have said something about, like, oh, you're going to be so on public display tonight if it was for a publicist.

Yeah, no, I can't wait to relate to those public titties.

I can't wait to release your presses.

Oh, no.

I can't wait to press my release into you.

That's what it would say.

That sounds like something from one of your

100%.

They're always calling it a release in like those porn books.

Yeah.

Or his manhood.

His sex.

That's what they say.

Not the sex.

I could feel his sex.

Yeah, that's what they say.

I mean, I could go on.

Like,

for women, they always call it a slit, which is like really.

Or like if it's a more literary

bundle of nerves.

That's what they say sometimes, too.

That's pretty good.

No, you have to get creative.

You can always say like cock so many times, you know?

Yeah.

No, that's why it's crazy when they're just like big old penis.

They never say actual anatomical.

That's why it happened one summer was so jarring.

Yes.

Because they, like, I think he was, like, calling it her pussy.

Like, it was

for me, it happened one summer was so jarring because you recommended it to me.

Oh, yes, but I did recommend it by saying, like, this is the spiciest book I've ever read.

But I think what made it so spicy was, like, their

dirty talk was, like, dirty.

No, no, I mean, I've read books where they literally say

cunt.

That's weird because at this point, like it's a slur.

Cunt is not a vagina.

No, it's literally a slur.

And that's like, what are you reading?

Game of Thrones?

Literally.

Like, they only use that in medieval times.

Yeah.

When the word meant what it meant.

Vagina.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, I mean, I could start a list of like words, euphemisms, but I guess we can get back to Aina and Jeffrey.

We can get back to Ina and Jeffrey.

So this is just like a funny moment from America's sweethearts, really.

You know, like not them being relatable, again, you know?

Again.

Also, this article, like, just was trying to find stuff to talk about Ina and make it longer, so I have to keep scrolling.

But there is an Aina fun fact that I'm obsessed with.

Have you heard about her engagement chicken?

Yes.

Emily Blunt made it for John Krasinski.

Really?

Like Aina has this chicken that she, that people say, like, if you make it for your boyfriend, like he will love it so much.

He'll want to propose to you because it's like amazing homemaker.

By the way, we and Megan Markle made it for Prince Harry.

Okay, by the way, we've also heard that story about Grammy and Pop.

Like our grandparents, like our grandfather fell in love with our grandma when he came over and she was like bent over the oven pulling out a big roast chicken from the oven.

It was a brisket.

Her brisket was fire, but recipes.

There's something, yes, there's something to that whole notion.

Like Aina didn't invent that, but yes.

Yeah, but like apparently she has like an amazing recipe that it's her famous roast chicken.

Look it up.

I should make it.

Like I love roast chicken.

Look how gorgeous it looks.

I should make it too.

That actually is like exactly what I want for dinner tonight.

Yeah.

But like, oh, I have to cook it.

Do you want your dinner now?

The way, you know what's so funny?

I was thinking about this last night because we had a conversation about how certain random movie

lines like stick with certain family members.

And I think a lot of people, I saw a lot of like comments and people like were making TikToks about how they really related to that sentiment where it's like random, obscure movie lines that like your family for some reason like really always says oh, that's a great TikTok trend.

Were people really doing that?

Yes, everyone do that.

Clip that segment and then talk about the lines.

So last night, me and Ben were talking and we like said something, and I realized it was one of those things.

It is the most obscure reference.

It's from an episode of my 600-pound life

where this guy, he gets, he's obviously 600 pounds.

He's in the footrest?

Yes.

And so he ends up getting married to this woman who has a daughter.

And he literally turns this, his new stepdaughter, like into a servant.

Like her full-time job is like fetching things for him.

So when in the beginning of the episode, we're like trying to get, you know, context on how he lives his life.

He's like, Kwei Kwei, go on and fetch me my footrest.

And for some reason, me and Ben cannot stop saying it literally because the joke is that like ben is quake

and you need a foot and i'm always like ben will you fetch me a diet coke so like

last night i had one of those moments where i was like wow that is such a niche random reference yes that is us also what's more crazy about us is like so many of our references are self-references like me from your special yeah obviously i want my dinner now no that's what started this whole conversation because when i was staying at your house for literally two weeks um every time we mentioned dinner, I was like, both of us, I want my dinner now.

I'm like, if you don't know what that's from, like, get a grip, get a grip, watch the toes.

You know, it's another really niche reference, but I feel like maybe other people's family has it too.

I have it with like my friends from high school from Spanglish.

Yes, because you have it with your friends from high school, and my college friends have it with their family separately.

And like, one time you guys were talking, someone said it.

I'm like, we were like shopping, and someone's like, just try it on.

And I was like, did you just Spanglish?

And by the way, I actually recently watched Spanglish and it is like such a good movie.

I should, I don't know that I've ever watched it in full because like with an appreciation for it.

You know what I mean?

I feel like I've only seen it here and there.

I actually think you would love it.

I got to add it to my list.

Do you have a movie list?

Oh, you know what?

That actually just reminds me of a lot of people.

Is that a big family movie for the holidays, everyone, when you're done watching crawdads?

It is.

I wanted to get...

You know, like those kids' toys that were like little clipboards and like they would like have like a little pen attached.

And like, I think we should start writing down our list because I wanted like a cute clipboard.

If we could just write that down, I want to get one on Amazon.

Okay, so crawl, I'm making, I have a list of movies that like we're obsessed with.

Right.

This is gonna be family movies list.

Spanish crawdads.

Crawdads.

Family movies, Murder on the Orient.

Holidays are coming up, so you need to start getting a list of movies together that like most people in your family different ages and interests would like and that's not awkward and like sexy.

Yes.

Also any Agatha Christie.

We watched Death on the Nile, which wasn't amazing.

It was fine.

But it was fine.

It was fine.

And then we have like our favorite movie segment.

And I only have three.

What's your number?

Tad Hamilton.

So good.

Bad teacher.

So good.

I feel like we can expand on that.

And now that we know that the list is here, we'll keep adding to it.

But also, things, another list, things I plan on doing sometime before I pass away, making this chicken.

Yes, me too.

No, and if you have like a man's coming over, like make the chicken.

No, and if you're like trying to get engaged, like you know, this is the guy for you, make the chicken.

But don't make it if you don't know he's the guy for you because then you'll be stuck with him.

Also, don't make it if like somebody's so obsessed with you if you're like a bad cook, like, but I think that's like the point of it.

It's like idiot-proof.

I think roast chickens are like very easy to make.

You put it all in a pan and then you just put it in the oven for the amount of time that Ina says.

It's literally called the engagement roast chicken on her website.

It's at foodnetwork.com and it looks pretty doable.

I've never made a whole chicken.

Olivia makes it good.

Yeah, I feel like once I do it once, I'll get comfortable.

Yes, the cook time is an hour 35, prep time is five minutes.

Sure.

Sure.

Literally, sure.

If you're Aina.

My prep time for everything is an hour.

I feel like people don't really talk about how Ina's name is like literally the latter half of vagina.

No, they don't.

Like, has anyone else thought of that?

Like, yeah, obviously, right?

Not me.

The bundle of nerves.

Next, they'll be calling it your Ina.

Yaraina.

Yaraina.

Oh, my God.

You funny.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

So much coming from my favorite comedian.

Thank you.

That means so much coming from my favorite comedian.

And I am a comedian because I have a podcast in the comedy category.

You are a comedian.

I think so.

Yeah, you're a comedian.

Cool.

You're a humor podcaster.

I'm a humor podcaster.

I'm a podcaster with humor.

Is there a reason you're not going to the second story?

I, no, because I was just soaking up the compliments.

Okay, I just felt like you were dilly dallying.

Like you were waiting for me to do something.

I actually love our second story.

Jennifer Lawrence said that Adele, can I keep calling her Adele though?

Adele told me not to star in passengers and I should have listened to her.

Jennifer Lawrence revealed in a new interview with the New York Times that none other than Adele warned her not to star in passengers, the 2016 romance space drama, co-starring Chris Pratt and directed by Morton Tildem.

The movie is one of Jennifer's most

notorious critical bombs with a 30% on Rotten Tomatoes score.

Is that audience or critic?

Because one matters, the other doesn't.

100%.

Jen cited Passengers as one film in her post-Hunger Games career where she felt her fans' dismay over her career.

She was like, quote, oh no, you guys are here because I'm here and I'm here because you're here.

Wait, who decided that this was a good movie?

She said, Adele told me not to do it.

She was like, I feel like space movies are the new vampire movies.

I should have listened to her.

That's actually like really wise from Adele.

She said, after Hunger Games, I was not pumping out the quality that I should have.

And passengers.

and films like it led her to step away from the spotlight.

Quote, I just think everybody had gotten sick of me.

I'd gotten sick of me.

It had just gotten to a point point where I couldn't do anything right.

If I walked a red carpet, it was, why didn't she run?

I actually don't remember it that way.

Not in her movies.

That's not how I feel,

but in like her red carpet.

Just tripping.

And she was just everywhere.

It was like very Ann Hathaway.

Yes.

I was going to say, I don't think it really got to the level that Ann Hathaway got to it because I think she removed herself from her.

She's really self-aware.

She got right out of it.

She got right out of it, exactly.

But also another bombshell, I think, from the same interview, is that she has decided not to play Elizabeth Holmes.

Like, there was a movie being made, and she said, Amanda Seafried did such a good job.

Like, why are we doing it again?

Wow.

And so she said she's not doing it anymore.

Maybe like this passengers thing has her looking really critically at the same time.

No, and like Amanda Siefri

was nominated for like every award.

She was really incredible.

I watched like a couple of episodes.

So I don't think it's a story that needs to be told again in the same year.

It was great.

And the story was told.

And there are so many stories out there.

Like, go find another one.

Watch the whole season of American Greed.

And there would be so many movies that you could make what about that tree farmer who the woman came in and like totally conned him out of all of his life savings at his family's tree farm that had been the woman named Jen Sha no and like she came with her daughter and then she had like the daughter being like the mistress like it's very heartbreakers and it was heartbreaking for me because the the guy lost his ancestral tree farm and now it's like raised to the ground oh

That's horrible.

Make a movie about that.

Make a movie about that.

So Jay Law's just like, obviously in her transparent era.

And we love that.

Yes, except I will say I saw Passengers.

I don't know why.

I saw it in the movies.

I guess I wanted to go to the movies and I didn't hate it.

It obviously wasn't great, but it was fine.

You know, Passengers is, for me, I think

it is the movie where a lot of people speculated that she was having an affair with Chris Pratt.

And that was the one where they said like for the intimate scenes, they just had a bottle of wine and went at it.

Right.

And then like he was divorced shortly after that.

So I think like image-wise, that also wasn't great for her.

That could be part of the reason why she like regrets the choice.

again not none of it is confirmed but and also i mean her other movies including hunger games like that's huge in its own way but like silver lining's playbook like

the one with you know the guy in the glasses

Yeah, American Hustle.

American Hustle.

Thank you.

Really, all Oscar contains.

And then after that, it was like she did a movie a year and it was Oscar, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.

Yeah, but Passengers

Bone.

Passengers is not that.

That was her first movie.

Before Hunger Games.

Before Hunger Games, yeah.

No, her first movie.

I know it.

What?

I feel like I've said this before on the toast.

It was this movie.

It was kind of like Indy.

And she wasn't the main character.

It was about two people who fall in love, but like live in different countries and end up not being able to be together because of the green card.

And then they get their green card and they end up hating each other.

And he leaves her for a girl who's Jennifer Lawrence.

What the fuck is that movie called?

Like someone.

Someone knows what I'm talking about.

I saw it in theaters.

It was so fucking depressing.

And that was the first time I ever saw it.

Look at this.

IMDB, your favorite.

Okay.

My favorite.

Also, Joy.

Don't forget.

Don't forget to watch Joy.

Did she win anything for Joy?

I don't think she won.

Like crazy.

What year is that?

2011.

Okay, like right before Hunger Games.

Yeah, but she was like also not the main character.

Got it.

But that was the first time I saw her.

And she was like so beautiful.

Yeah.

I feel like if she, we were talking about this with Viola Davis.

Like everyone has a flop era.

No one is going to have like a perfect roster.

I mean, look at Tom Hanks, okay?

So if you have one movie that like you're embarrassed of and it wasn't even that bad, like you're fine.

Also, do you ever see Red Sparrow?

She plays like a

Russian ballerina turned spy.

I feel like soon she's going to do something in like the comic universe.

She's an X-Men.

Oh, she is.

She's Raven Mystique.

She's so.

We literally wouldn't know.

No, I know.

If Ariana Grande did something in the comic universe.

No, if Taylor Swift was Superwoman, I would have no idea.

Right.

I know.

Which is crazy crazy crazy crazy girl anyways don't be so hard on yourself jennifer i think passengers is a fine movie and the fact that like chris pat is there to shoulder some of the burdens it's like it's not that embarrassing it's like two good actors who obviously had chemistry but it's a weird plot sure yeah no i don't think it's that bad like that's your flop you're fine yeah i don't like i didn't feel negatively towards it when i left watching it.

I was like, fine.

It was a movie that was just like a movie.

Yeah, it didn't feel like a real movie.

Because it was literally only two people now that I think about it.

Oh, that's weird.

It's about a spaceship.

They're going.

Is it room?

It's, it's space room.

Space room.

Because it's a spaceship that's going to a new planet that's like all set up, gorgeous, everything, but it takes hundreds of years to get there.

So they're frozen in the spaceship, like, so they're sleeping the whole hundred years.

But

his programming is fucked up and he wakes up early.

He wakes up.

How miserable?

He's alone on the spaceship.

So he wakes her up.

And he woke her up.

Oh, Oh, that actually sounds kind of good.

And so they were like falling in love and they have the whole spaceship to themselves and it's really good.

But do they age on the spaceship?

So they wind up.

The whole time they're trying to get back into it, but eventually they realize they can't.

And they live the rest of their lives on the spaceship.

They die before it even gets to where it's going.

Do they have food or anything?

Yeah, everything is tricked out because

it's like the Titanic of spaceships.

Just in case someone wakes up.

No, and when they boarded, there was a bar, you know.

Got it.

So they're good.

How interesting.

It actually sounds like I kind of want to see it.

Yeah, and I think I made it sound really good.

The thing I actually really like about Jennifer Lawrence is she's not like, you know, a press girly.

She doesn't have Instagram or anything.

But like, if there's something she wants you to know, like she'll, she says it.

You know what I mean?

She's like very, like, you saw her 73 questions.

Like, what's the biggest misconception about you?

She's like, well, I never fucked Harvey Weinstein.

Oh, I didn't see that.

She's extremely direct.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Not that.

Didn't see that.

When was that?

Recently.

She was on the September issue.

Right, right, right.

So they did 73 questions in New York.

And I don't know.

Oh, yeah, she lives here.

Yeah, but it kind of also looked like she was like outside on the highway.

I don't know.

She, I forget what the question was exactly, but it was something along the lines of like, what's something people think about you or like the biggest misconception?

She was like, that I thought Tarby Weinstein.

Wow.

Yeah.

Huh.

I should watch that.

Are you ready for our next story?

I am.

Luke Evans is weighing in on Hollywood's casting row and insists that the right person should get the job.

He says, quote, I wouldn't have a career if gay people only played gay roles.

Luke Evans has weighed in on the argument of whether only gay actors should play gay roles, saying he wouldn't have a career if that role was applied across the board.

The actor who was known for roles in The Hobbit, Beauty and the Beast, and Nine Perfect Strangers.

Oh, woof, I forgot about that.

I never even finished that show and I have no idea.

I started the first episode and once Nicole Kidman came out, I actually turned it off.

I think it was 10 episodes and I watched eight.

And like, and I still never asked anyone what happened because I literally don't care.

Oh my God, it was horrible.

Yeah.

Oh, I didn't expect to be taken back right now.

I'm so sorry.

Are you triggered?

I'm

triggered.

No, I just wish I read the book because I think the book is really good.

It's about a wellness retreat.

Yeah, and you, when that movie, when the show came out, you were literally like on your wellness retreat.

It started like right when I got back and people were like, don't read it before the retreat.

It's going to like make you like crazy.

So scared of everything and everyone.

So I did and I was like, I'll wait for the show.

Otherwise, I won't like the show if I read the book.

Didn't like the show anyway.

Anyways, back to Luke Evans.

He said talent should be the top consideration for casting.

Luke, who is gay, said he has only played gay characters twice in his career so far and would hardly have worked if actors were cast based on their sexual orientation.

Speaking to the Daily Telegraph, the film star was asked about his thoughts on the Doctor Who showrunner Russell T.

Davies, saying only gay people should play gay parts.

He replied, I'm not sure about that.

Gay people have definitely missed out on gay roles for sure.

Russell spoke very powerfully, passionately about this point.

I get it and I totally think that things do need to change.

But from my perspective, firstly, I wouldn't have had a career.

if gay people played gay roles and straight people played straight roles.

I'd have played two roles out of the 36 projects that I've worked on or whatever that number is.

It's like, yeah, who's counting?

Clearly you.

He said, it should be that the right person gets the job, talent and ability and a bit of luck and timing.

That should be the reason why you get a job.

It shouldn't have to do with anything else.

So I feel like this conversation has been had for like a few years.

And at first, like people were like, yeah, like.

If you're gay, you should play gay.

No, like, if you're, if the role is gay, it should be played by a gay actor.

And then like that kind of spiraled into like all different other like

identities.

And like then, you know, people were getting canceled for just simply questioning like, well, well, then what's the point of acting if we're all just playing roles that are like similar to who we identify as?

Right.

And we've had this conversation even when it comes to a fat person playing a fat person or is a skinny person in a fat suit taking away the opportunity for someone else.

And like at the core of this conversation, like I do agree with the motivation behind like, there aren't, you know, you're more likely to get ahead in Hollywood if you're skinny and straight.

Like that's just what it is.

So I get the motivation for like wanting to give more opportunities to gay actors, to plus size actors, to trans actors.

I get it.

But at the core of

this policy, you are literally, it's the antithesis of acting.

Right.

So that's what I struggle with.

Cause like I do believe like, you know, there should be things in place that make it easier for everyone.

It really should be like an equal playing field and it's not.

But I don't know if forcing gay actors to play gay roles, straight actors to play straight roles, trans actors to play trans roles, fat actors to play fat roles.

I think that literally negates the point of being an actor.

Yes.

So I don't know what the right road

course to take is to make it like an even playing field for everyone and making sure everyone gets equal opportunity.

But I don't think it's pigeonholing people to playing roles that they are

that are like so obvious.

You know what I mean?

Like because if that was the case, like

then why couldn't a black actor play a role that has been played by a white person?

You know what I mean?

Like, then it's just like everyone is so separate.

It's like,

it's like kind of going backwards.

Yeah.

And yeah, we were just talking about that in terms of food.

Yes.

And different cultures.

Right.

And I don't think it has to be all or nothing.

I feel like there are cases where it's extremely clear.

Like, remember a few years ago when they were saying that there was once a conversation that like Julia Roberts should play Harriet Tubman?

Right.

That's obviously not.

Right.

But I do think when

if we go all in on this theory, like eventually you get to a place where it's like, well, blonde people should play blonde people.

Right.

And redheads should play redheads.

No, totally.

And I also think like when it comes to this conversation, like

it's not equal in the sense that like for so long there was like this big brouhaha.

Like if you're going to play like a margin I

marginalized character, like it should be a marginalized person.

But that didn't apply to every group, you know?

Cause, and I know people are tired of me talking about this, but like when I found out Rachel Brosnahan was not Jewish, like I lost my mind.

Like she's such a good actress.

I thought she was Jewish.

Good acting.

But also it's a show essentially about Jewish culture.

So it's like, well, if everyone is going to get the same treatment, then fine, but that's not the case.

And I don't know, but also like Rachel Brosnahan clearly was the best woman for the role because she's incredible.

And I thought she was Jewish because she's such a good actor.

Right.

And maybe this is.

an interesting like line to put it at like mrs maisel is not a real character i'm not a real person right So I feel like when it's a fictional character, it doesn't bother me so much if it's not a Jewish person.

I don't like elements of Marvelous Mrs.

Mazel, but it was never because she wasn't Jewish.

I felt like there were other conversations with this show and the way they portrayed Jewish culture.

So I feel like, but like with Joan Rivers, I was just going to say that needs to be played by a Jewess.

So I feel like when it's a real person, if it's something in history, Harriet Tubman.

I mean, but Harriet Tubman is not even something we can say because you can't pretend to be black if you're not.

Right.

So, but I know what you're saying.

So So, I think when it's a real person,

it

should be as true to the real story as possible.

I think when it's a fictional character, it's okay.

Yeah, I need to think more about and might not work for everything.

Like, it's different for everyone because, like, if there's a movie, a fictional movie with a main character who's trans, like that Jared Leto movie, which I heard he was in Kreb Dallas.

I think he plays someone who's like a cross-dresser, something.

Is it new Dallas?

No, no, it's like a few years old.

He won like the Oscar for it.

And he was amazing, but the main character was like a, it's like a once-in-a-lifetime.

It's like Eddie Brenbane.

Yes.

It's like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a trans person to be like the main character in a movie.

So then I'm like, well, maybe.

So I just, I really feel like it's case by case.

Yeah.

But I think this overarching blanket statement we put on it, well, it's like, if you're not gay, you can't play it.

I don't think that's fair.

I think Luke Evans is right.

Like the best person for the role should take the role.

Yes.

Get the role.

Yes.

So I don't, again, I'm just like talking through my thoughts.

I don't have like a full like statement on how I feel yet, you know?

Yeah.

And I think this is a conversation that a lot of people are having clearly.

Like Luke Evans is responding to someone else who has an opposing position.

Like I think that everyone is kind of deciding for themselves.

Yeah.

And for themselves.

Yeah.

Also, like just think, like if that were the case, like who would have played Gaston?

Because Gaston was as straight as they come.

So true.

And Josh Gadd played Le Foucault.

LeFou, who was gay.

Right.

So it's like the opposite.

Maybe, maybe Josh Gadd would have been Gaston and Luke Evans would have been LeFou.

But I would say those wouldn't be the best men for

casting.

No, they, it was, Beauty and the Beast was a perfectly cast movie.

Start another list of perfectly cast movies.

Beauty and the Beast, Hairspray.

Okay, hold on.

Hairspray is a perfectly cast movie.

Perfectly

cast movies.

Hairspray?

Beauty and the Beast.

I'm sure there's more, but there are.

Sleepover.

Jane Lynch, I mean, she was incredible.

Incredible, even though, like, that's not the role role I would have pegged her for.

No, no, but that's the thing about Jane Lynch.

She's incredibly diverse.

Yeah, that is the thing.

And she's the hardest working woman in Hollywood.

After you.

100%.

But I don't live in Hollywood, so.

Are you ready for our next story?

Kelsey Ballarini will co-host the 2023 CMT Music Awards, and Carrie Underwood is set to perform.

So the 2023 CMT Awards should not be confused with this CMA Awards.

Yeah, no, it's very confusing.

Which are imminent.

It should be like next week or something.

It's November.

CMA or T?

CMA.

Okay.

CMT is April 2nd, 2023.

So this is a little bit of a long lead time, but I appreciate the excitement.

Country music fans get excited because a date has been set for the 2023 CMT Music Awards, and a few exciting announcements have come with it.

On Wednesday, CMT and CBS announced that the fan-voted awards show will take place on April 2nd.

For the first time ever, the show will air live from the Moody Center in Austin, Texas.

Moody's Point?

That's where they're doing it from?

Moody's Point.

In addition, Kelsey Ballarini will return as CMT to host for her third consecutive year.

She revealed during a surprise appearance at Carrie Underwood's show at the Moody Center on Wednesday.

So Kelsey joined Carrie on stage unexpectedly to present her with a big belt of sorts.

And also to mention that Carrie is the most awarded CMT artist ever.

I feel like...

I still think it's so funny and weird how like in country music, like some of the biggest acts host the award show.

It's like Drake hosting the Grammys.

Like it's so weird.

Yeah.

But she's a really good host.

I feel like that's

all are great.

Like

it's never been bad.

Like they all do like a lot of hosting shit on the side.

Like Kane Brown has done it, Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood.

Like

I'm sure it's fun for them because they all do it like frequently, but I just think it's like such a funny, weird distinction between pop and country.

Yes.

You know?

Yeah.

But back to this.

I saw the video of

Kelsey Ballarini like surprising Carrie Underwood on stage.

And like, maybe it was just me, but like I felt like Carrie Underwood was like not happy to see Kelsey.

Like she was like giving her dirty looks and like i don't know i just like felt weird vibes anyone else yeah it was i don't i wonder if carrie knew she was coming i feel like if she didn't it's like a little annoying not of kelsey to do but of the you know the power set b like in the middle of a show right no and it's like we're timing everything like i'm on like i'm on carrie had to have known totally now that you know she did look like surprised and she did look like annoyed yeah that was like it was like kind of a weird video like kelsey was just like trying so hard to be like smiley and happy and like this is great and kelsey carrie underwood's like giving her a dirty look that's really awkward I feel like in country like a lot of the girls like they stick together you know they like lift each other up they're always like hanging out and I feel like Carrie Underwood is like not a part of that no well I think I can from I think there's like a young or country females like group chat

and Carrie Underwood wouldn't be in that no no no but I was talking more about like the energy about like women in country like they're always like lifting each other up women in country women in country and I just I wouldn't like put Carrie in that boat well because like

like Carrie and Miranda like they're on a different level.

They're on a yacht somewhere else.

Like

also Carrie and Miranda, like I don't think I've ever seen them like interact.

Yeah, because they're country divas.

They're country divas.

No, and like I'm a sneaker.

And like we need our country divas.

And I also I love the group of country women supporting country women, but there are some country women who like don't need to support and be supported.

No, but also like maybe Miranda, and I'm just like putting words in people's mouth.

I can't stress that enough.

Maybe like Carrie and Miranda, like

wow, it's so nice for you girlies who get to do this.

And they don't have this now.

right because of us no and like we didn't have this right so like have fun at your little GNO I'm gonna be on my yacht yeah maybe that's what it is yeah I think that's what it is I don't think that they need to be there I don't think that they should be there I don't think that they want to be there but it also gives me like Nashville vibes in the sense of like Juliet and Rain and Connie Britton because you know everyone's like the blonde hair like Kelsey Ballerini's they've been saying forever she's like the next Carrie Underwood the next Carrie Underwood but Carrie Underwood is like not going anywhere so maybe it's like a little Raina James vibe, you know?

Yeah, no, Carrie's like at the top of her game.

And she keeps getting topper and topper.

I mean, of course it would bother anyone to like be told like the usurper is here.

Right.

But it would bother me as a usurper to say that I'm the next someone.

It's like, no, I'm the me now.

No, I'm the first me.

No one has ever gotten huge by being the next someone.

Yeah.

No, people just draw the comparisons because it's like fairly, you know, blonde hair.

Yeah, I think it's insulting to both of them.

I agree.

No, and I've been saying this like all month.

Like Kelsey ballerina is like out here like doing the best and the most like her music is so good she does not stop working um i missed her tour because she was at radio city and i was out of at a show in long island but like i heard it was incredible like

she's really she's we saw her last tour the heartbreak tour or the the one where she performed in front of a big heart where did we see that i think it was playstation theater i think it was like in 2018.

Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I really wanted to go to this one, but like she's on her own as the first Kelsey ballerini she's doing just fine yeah yeah yeah yeah okay ready for our fifth and final story the final story

Bruno do you want your dinner now

Bruno knows the word dinner.

He does.

Whenever,

so he knows the word dinner.

It's the only food word he knows.

So if it's like breakfast and I want him to know he's eating, I'm like, we're going to have to dinner.

That's funny.

Or if like he, he knows treat too, but if I, if he was like running into traffic and I needed to turn him around, we're going to have to eat.

Me and our one is.

I can't even say it.

No, of course we will go.

If I said it, you guys, you have to eat.

I've seen it, yeah.

No, but Theo does the same thing.

Yeah, of course, because we do

want to eat.

Or want to treat, but it's not even about what we're saying.

Cause sometimes.

It's the trope.

It's the trope.

Because sometimes we'll say it like this.

Want to eat?

No.

Oh no, my sweet bird, do we have?

But sometimes we'll be like, bida boo!

And he'll literally still get up.

Because he knows it's the trope.

Come here, Bruno.

Oh, my God.

That was

so sorry, Bruno.

Come here.

Do we have any T-R-E-A-Ts?

No.

Darn, darn, darn.

Well, sorry, Bryce.

You'll be fine.

I'm sorry, Bruno.

Oh, you know, I have some in his leash.

All right, so we'll get you out.

We'll get you soon.

Come here.

Come on.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

It's one of our favorite subjects to talk about here at the toast.

Okay, second favorite.

But the lottery.

Yes.

Winning Powerball numbers drawn.

The jackpot has grown to $1.5 billion.

But it's been drawn?

Mm-hmm.

Somebody got it?

Did they say it would stay it?

Nobody won the jackpot, but some lucky players won $2 million and $1 million prizes.

So that means that it goes up again, yeah?

Yeah, until.

So now it's at $1.5 billion.

They drew it for $1.2 billion.

Lottery players looking to get rich quick, like Claudio Asheray, were on the edge of their seats Wednesday night.

As actually, you weren't.

No, I ended up not even getting the tickets, and I'm like so happy nobody won because now I'll get.

Well, maybe someone would have won if you got.

The winning numbers were 2, 11, 22, 35, and 60.

And the Powerball was 23.

We should do a segment on this show where we announce the Powerball numbers.

The Powerball.

For anyone who missed it.

Okay, give me the numbers.

And that way we can talk about the Powerball.

We've got two.

I feel like I'll be so good at that.

Next up, 11.

22.

Coming in, 22, 35.

35.

60.

And 60.

Those are your Powerball six.

Good night, New York.

Thanks, McLardia.

You're welcome.

So nobody won yet.

We're at 1.5 billion.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

This is your sign to go out and get a ticket.

And by the way, like if a toaster wins, like exclusive interview on the toast, like

don't get it twisted.

I feel like I saw a headline this morning.

It's all coming back to me.

Maybe I saw it like in between snoozes.

Financial advisors warning you not to, if you win it, don't take the cash.

Take the cash.

Even though you should take the cash.

Always.

But they're saying

it would so dramatically reduce risk of making poor investment decisions.

That is true, too.

Oh, yeah, but.

And the gulf between cash and annuity options has become larger because inflation has prompted a rise in interest rates, which in turn results in potentially larger investment gains.

Right.

With annuities, the jackpot cash is essentially invested and then paid out to winners over three decades.

Yeah, but what if the powerball goes broke and they can't keep paying you?

No, totally.

And look, if I won the lottery, I would definitely call JG Wentworth because I have an annuity and I need cash now.

Call JG Wentworth 877 Cash Now.

Is that a regional commercial or national?

I feel like, did you know that commercial?

Yeah, and she grew up in California.

Yeah, he's a national king.

100%.

Like JG Wentworth, like, is he single?

So good luck to everyone.

You should get a ticket.

I still, I mean, don't take my advice and then like, don't blame me if you like win and take a cash and spend it all in a month.

It's not your advice.

It's the financial advisors.

No, the financial advisors would say leave it with the Powerball.

No, I don't leave money.

No, no, it would eventually be more.

And yes, if the world were perfect, I would say yes, but like, what if the Powerball went bankrupt?

No, and also like at some point, like how much money, like, okay, so let's say you cash out and it's 500 million, but then if you had left it in it would have been 600 million like I know it's like a hundred million dollars but like you have enough money for like literally three lifetimes plus like the risk right no I think you take it all like you say I want my money now that's what you would say when you walk into the Powerball office and say would you like you know an annuity

and you say

I want my money now

and they would say okay do you want the lump sum or do you want your first payment now like a little more clear I want my lump sum now.

Okay, thank you, ma'am.

There was no need to be so demanding or sing.

The way that like Powerball is like not, so it's $1.5 million and like when you

get rid of like taxes, the lump summary,

it's literally $200 million.

Like it's insane.

Yeah.

It's still a ton of money, but it's so nefarious, like that lump sum thing.

Yeah.

I get my lump sum be the total

now.

Like

Yeah.

I want it all now.

Yeah.

No, totally.

So if you get a ticket and you win, you absolutely have to come on the toast.

That's just like kind of a prerequisite.

I have so many questions.

I think that's what weighs the thing.

I feel like we should, there are people who win lotteries every day, not like the billion-dollar Powerball, but like we should have a threshold.

Like if you win more, if you've ever won more than $50 million in the lottery, you should come on the toast.

There's not a lot of people like that because I watch my lottery Dream Home and most of the people win max like $2 million, but usually it's like a couple hundred grand.

Right.

Which is awesome.

Which is amazing and like life-changing and you can, you know, pay off your house and all those things.

And I feel like we know what people would do with that money but like if you won like

life-changing

eight figures you know uh lifestyle changing money eight figures great i we would love to hear from you i agree totally um well that's our show those were the stories you reading anything good no i haven't been reading start your book i didn't I found out my book club is not on Monday.

It's next Monday, so I have some time before I have to read.

Your book looks really good.

Do you want to tell everyone about it?

It's called Woman on Fire, and it's something about art.

I don't know much about it.

Art Art and Nazis.

Oh, now it's reminding me that you did talk about it because then I told you it reminds me of the movie Woman in Gold with Helen Mirren.

And that's where Robert Kraft got married.

Right.

We did talk about this.

Gustav Klempt.

And if you're not interested in reading the book about it, you should watch the movie.

It's an amazing movie.

Ryan Reynolds is in it.

Everyone loves him.

Yeah, Ryan Reynolds.

I guess Helen Mirren plays a Jewess in the movie.

Helen Mirren, I claim her as a Joe.

Like, she's so Jewish.

And it really just depends person to person.

Do I like you?

I agree.

Like, if you're.

And even if it's a Jewish person playing a Jewish person, the first, like, the actual person.

Like, do I hate you?

Do I still hate you?

100%.

Podcasting.

100%.

Are you hatable?

Right.

Got to go.

Do we claim you?

Nah.

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