Mr. Schu Energy: Thursday, October 20th, 2022

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  • Lana Del Rey's cameras, laptop containing new album stolen in smash-and-grab (Page Six) (14:42)
  • 'Rust' Will Resume Production, but Not in New Mexico (Variety) (21:03)
  • Judi Dench Calls on Netflix to Add Disclaimer to 'The Crown' as Fiction: 'This Cannot Go Unchallenged' (PEOPLE) (23:57)
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    Good morning, millennials.

    Welcome back to the toast.

    Happy Thursday.

    Hope everyone's having a fabulous Thur Hurst Day.

    I know I am because not only is it Thuhurs Day, it is the final show before I come and join you in Florida.

    I'm on my way.

    I'm on

    my way

    that.

    And TRBC merch drop.

    I mean, what more could you want?

    Redheads merch dropped this morning.

    Go and get yours.

    I'm wearing my third sweatshirt of the week.

    This is a really lovely number.

    It's ivory.

    I think in some of the pictures it looked a little more white, but it's like a creamy bone.

    And it has our little gorgeous scholastic logo on the left breast.

    And I'm just feeling so scholastic.

    I love a left breast logo, you know?

    I really do love to see it.

    So, this collection is so sickening, and you'd be vile, you'd be remiss, devastated, and heartbroken.

    If you didn't go check it out at shopmorning toast.com, we have four sweatshirts.

    The other sweatshirt that I didn't wear this week is just the maroon crew neck, but in a different

    sweatshirt material because the last one was super thick.

    We launched it in like February.

    This is more of a light autumnal sweater.

    And then we have a gray long sleeve, we have mug, we have

    phone case, we have hats,

    two hats, and one large tote bag for all of your books.

    So important that you have a tote in which to carry your books.

    Yes, to and from the book store.

    Well, that's great.

    Congratulations on another fabulous launch over at TRBC.

    We're always rooting for you here at the Toast.

    Thank you.

    I definitely can feel the enthusiasm from corporate, and it's really appreciated.

    That's funny.

    So yes, I am also, we're recording a little early today because I got to go.

    My nieces, my nephews, they need me.

    And I got to go because I'm an auntie on the go, you know?

    You are.

    And also, Bryce needs his Strice.

    Strice is here.

    Strice is coming with me.

    I'm...

    Like, I couldn't sleep last night.

    So excited to see the kids.

    Like, the way I'm going to attack Rold is not even normal.

    And honestly, just say a prayer for Kayler because once I get within arm's reach, like, she's done.

    She's done.

    She's done.

    She'll never work in this town again.

    The thing about Rold is that he is so looking forward to being attacked.

    Like he just wants action.

    Like you couldn't attack him hard enough.

    Like he says more.

    And the thing is, is that it wasn't until Olivia just gave birth that I really, truly realized how like Rold is not a baby anymore.

    Like he could take it.

    Like I thought Rold was so small.

    And then I saw a picture of him next to Olivia's new bibbe.

    And I'm like, oh, this kid is enormous.

    He can take whatever i throw at him like i will be when i say tackling him it's gonna be a tackle to end all tackles oj simpson uh tom brady they're gonna not gonna know what hit him it's gonna be such a big tackle

    okay i will tell him to brace himself no when i first tell him tell him and t oj's coming okay when i first met olivia's bibet then i came home and i saw mine i was like you're a grown man No, and it's the way that Rold is the biggest child on the planet.

    I think like he's eaten good.

    Mama's teat and then mama's puree.

    He's eating good.

    He's eaten.

    He's still on his puree grind.

    He eats gourmet.

    He eats better and nicer than I do.

    Like more balanced, of course, like more balanced meals.

    Of course.

    Just like gorgeous, gorgeous food.

    Yes.

    You know, that makes sense.

    We do start our days together with each having oatmeal.

    He has baby oatmeal.

    I have the grown oatmeal.

    No, like there are truly no words for how excited I am.

    Like the plane ride is going to be so long because you know when you're really looking forward to something like the plane ride takes forever.

    Yeah.

    And let's me not forget like the Strice brothers will be reunited and nature will be healed.

    And Theo needs a trip, you know, he really, really has a lot going on.

    He needs a trip down south, you know?

    He needs to decompress.

    Bryce needs a friend.

    And last night, like I was trying to tell him, I always tell him whenever something exciting has happened.

    I'm like, I promise you, adventure is coming.

    Like mommy, and mommy never lies.

    That's the thing.

    Never.

    Never.

    So I know he knows that today something is in store, but he doesn't know what.

    I am a little bummed because I was like secretly hoping Olivia would keep them legs closed for a few more days

    because Spritz is throwing a Halloween party tomorrow in the city and like everyone's going and I'm like having a little FOMO.

    Like it's kind of annoying.

    And the toasters can go if you guys want.

    I think their ticket's still available.

    Just go to like the Spritz or the Hampton Water Instagram or there's a link on my Instagram too.

    It's going to be the party of the year, honestly.

    So I'm a little FOMO.

    Even though I didn't even have a costume and I was getting like Pittsville trying to come, like I can only channel my creative energy for one costume per Halloween, and I gave it to the toast

    coming October 31st.

    Of course, no, I think that that's for the best.

    The party does look so much fun, and I'm jealous of everyone who gets to go.

    Speaking of Spritz, and in my influencers' chat, people were like, Who's going?

    So, like, everyone's going, and it's like, It's my party, I'm Spritz, and like, I'm not even going.

    And what if they do like a group costume without you?

    Shut up, stop.

    Like, you know, me, I'll die.

    Speaking of Spritz, yesterday I got something so exciting because when I did my Georgia meet and greet, I I got the most amazing gifts from the toasters who showed up.

    And I flew in and flew out.

    I didn't even bring a suitcase, a little one.

    I just brought a handbag.

    So I couldn't take everything with me.

    So everything was shipped to me.

    And I got the package yesterday.

    And like, I hadn't had a chance to like go through every gift.

    Some of them I hadn't even opened yet.

    And like, I was just so touched by everything that was sent.

    Like, so many things that I already knew were coming that were cracking me up.

    So many people like got clothes for rolled or like made custom things.

    So sweet.

    Such cute stuff.

    I was going to do like a haul on my instagram story which i still want to do i just have then put all the clothes in the laundry so i'll have to wait um

    but i was just like so touched and really beautiful

    thoughtful things that i will use so many ray dunn mugs like of course a ray dunn doggy bowl for theo when he comes By the way, not them thinking of Rolled when like you won't even show them Rolled.

    It's so sweet.

    And every time someone gives me something, they're like, we don't know what size to get because he's.

    Right, we don't even know what he looks like.

    Yeah, but he's like, what he goes, whatever size of the month that he is, like, it pretty much works.

    And I go up so that he can grow into stuff and it will last longer.

    But it's pretty on target, I would say.

    Let me try and help people visualize what Rold looks like, okay?

    First of all, sack of potatoes, if you need to know, physique.

    Like his body's just like filled with deliciousness.

    And then face, like, I just, I encourage you to like look up, you know, model child, model Gerber baby.

    That's the energy you get.

    Yeah.

    Everyone says he's fiction.

    Yeah, no, for sure.

    Like, who's Zach?

    Don't know him.

    Don't know him.

    I do see bits of Zach, but.

    In certain photos, actually, he looks really wine reb, but like most of the day, he's really you.

    Yeah, he looks like his mommy.

    As he should.

    As he should.

    Me, him, and Bruno are twins.

    We have a fab show.

    We also have TV recap.

    Yesterday, so much TV.

    New episode of Tell Me Lies and Salt Lake City, which I know you didn't watch, so I'll just touch on briefly.

    And then part two of The Real House House Dies, the Beverly Hills Reunion, which was

    electric.

    Yeah, it was really good.

    I watched 1 and 2 last night, and I was going to watch Tell Me Lies, but it was like 10 o'clock.

    You usually go to sleep like around 11, but I was like, my eyes feel sleepy.

    I was like, embrace it, go to sleep, bitch.

    The episode like was good, though.

    I'm sure it was, but you know what?

    I'm excited to watch it when I don't have to watch it hastily.

    And I had such a busy day yesterday.

    I had like hoped to get more TV done, but it just didn't happen.

    We recorded such a great episode yesterday for our Patreon

    of like me interviewing Claudia with general Q ⁇ A questions that you guys had for her.

    We did audio and video.

    It looks just like an episode of The Toast, super premium.

    And it's available at patreon.com slash the toast.

    Yeah, there was some juicy tidbits in there.

    One, there was some Bravo tea that I didn't feel comfortable saying on the main podcast about BravoCon.

    And then also we had a really in-depth discussion about the future of girl with no job, you know?

    Like, I thought it did get me thinking.

    And a lot of the feedback feedback I got was people begging not to change it.

    So, like, I think I am going to stay where I'm at, but I would love to hear people's thoughts, honestly.

    Yeah, listen to the episode so you can understand like what we're trying to say or what I'm trying to say.

    I did see people were resistant, but I do think people are resistant to change, of course.

    Yeah, but I

    don't know.

    Okay,

    so that's a little bit about me.

    Um,

    shall we dive in?

    Dive into the fast five stories that you need to know.

    Also, our last episode in front of these palm leaves.

    I just want to say, I'm not thrilled with where we landed with the eye.

    We did land.

    We're still flying the plane.

    It will come to us.

    I'm not worried.

    I don't need to make a decision.

    I'm impressed.

    No, but we haven't done the crunch in a few days.

    Like, I'm not thrilled.

    Well, that's because, like, you didn't want to do the crunch because you have to get up.

    No, but, like, I would do it, but, like, I just haven't felt like it needs, like, it's.

    Well, the good news is, starting starting tomorrow will be at my place.

    I don't even have the crunch, so it's going to force us to be creative.

    Okay, good.

    We'll figure it out while we're together.

    That is a goal for the week.

    How about that?

    Like, when have we ever like not had a creative idea?

    Like, I'm not worried about us.

    Also, quick

    update on the show from yesterday, just something that we had to issue a correction for.

    Jackie and I were talking about Matthew Perry, and we just kept saying how, like, really, this man should write a memoir.

    And it turns out the interview that he was doing was in promotion of of his memoir, which comes out November 1st.

    So, uh, I blame Jackie for that one, but we apologize nonetheless.

    Yeah, no, I'll take that one on the chin.

    Um, if I did have to assign blame, I would blame the Daily Mail because I didn't want to read the People magazine article where it's like, we are sitting down with Matthew Perry.

    I'm like, I want the highlights, which Daily Mail provided, but it wasn't in like the header that it was like in the for the book.

    Maybe if I scrolled all the way down, which perhaps I should have, but those Daily Mail articles can be long.

    Anyways, very lengthy.

    Suffice it to say, I apologize.

    My bad.

    That's okay.

    We all make mistakes.

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    Okay, ready for our first story?

    The stories today, I would say, are unique.

    Love it.

    Love it for us.

    But first story, crazy.

    Lana Del Rey's camera's laptop containing new album and a manuscript for her book were stolen in a smash and grab.

    Lana Del Rey pleaded with fans not to listen to leaked music after some of her prized items were stolen in a California smash and grab.

    The New York native told fans that thieves took her backpack containing her computer, multiple hard drives, and a camcorder.

    Quote, a few months ago, I parked my car on Melrose Place, actually Melrose Avenue in LA, and I stepped away away for a minute.

    And the one time I left my backpack inside my car, someone broke all the windows and took it.

    The singer was in the process of writing a book for publishing Giant Simon and Schuster, but revealed the 200-page manuscript was among the stolen items, as well as a camcorder filled with irreplaceable family footage.

    Theo is upset about this story.

    200 pages of a manuscript.

    Theo's tangled in the

    cookie.

    Thrice.

    Thrice.

    Oh my God, you're so tangled.

    Come here.

    Oh, sweet boy, thrice.

    Lana said, I had to remotely wipe the computer that had my 200-page book for Simon and Chuser, which I didn't have backed up on the cloud.

    And despite that, people are still able to remotely access my phone and leak our songs and personal photos.

    I love that book that I lost with all of my heart and put a lot of passion into it.

    This is fucking horrible.

    People are so disgusting.

    I like the depths that humanity will go to, like it never ceases to amaze me.

    First of all, anyone, not even a celebrity, just having like your car broken into and like your personal items stolen is such an invasion of privacy.

    Obviously, we live in a world where like your phone, your laptop, it's your whole fucking life.

    Like it's just the crime in LA, New York, like it's so crazy.

    This, it ain't right.

    And justice for Lana Del Rey, I'm sure she won't get any of this back.

    I'm sure photos will come out, music will come out, and it's just horrible.

    And I know people aren't going to feel bad because like she's like a rich celebrity, but like it's not right.

    No, it's not right.

    And these are things that are truly irreplaceable.

    She lost like old videos from her camcorder and

    like a book gone, 200 pages gone.

    A book.

    Oh, my God.

    If I had like finished most of my manuscript and then lost it, I would be so fucking pissed.

    So that's so upsetting.

    And so she's asking her fans not to listen to anything that leaks.

    And of course, like, don't look at anything that leaks that's personal or private either.

    Of course.

    And I think

    people should not do that.

    Fandoms are pretty good about like policing leaks.

    Like I'm obviously, you know, well into the Swifty fandom, and I believe some of the Midnights tracks have leaks, but like people don't share it.

    Like, if you wanted to find it, it's really fucking hard.

    Like, they police that,

    those like tracks that get out, and it's very admirable.

    That is.

    Speaking of, we really haven't talked about

    how are you feeling about tomorrow.

    One more midnight.

    Actually, no, last night was last midnight without midnights.

    It's like, it's like tonight.

    Honestly, I feel like.

    I don't know what we're getting because usually we'll get like two, three singles.

    We've gotten nothing.

    So like, I don't know, is she releasing a country album?

    Like, I have literally no idea what to expect.

    I don't even know what genre it is.

    So it feels like there hasn't been that much promo.

    So I'm not, um, it's not like top of mind for me, even though like I will be listening to it first thing at midnight.

    I just like, it hasn't really settled for me yet, like that this is the reality, you know?

    Yeah.

    I feel like I keep thinking about it because I keep doing things that require me to listen to an album.

    And I'm like, is midnight out yet?

    This would be a good time.

    Yesterday I made muffins for Olivia and Kaylor and Shapiro too, but

    I really had Olivia and Kayla in mind.

    And I could have been listening to Midnights, but no, I was one day too early.

    No, I know.

    It's like, just give us the album.

    I've had enough with these wait times.

    And these videos.

    I know.

    It's like enough.

    We haven't even gotten a single.

    Like, I thought we would for sure last week have gotten a single.

    I know.

    You saw that she posted like her planner.

    Yes.

    With what's dropping.

    And there's going to be like a challenge a music video a tick tock challenge oh did i said like the title of the song challenge

    there's also a music video for anti-hero anti-hero and yes that's us literally anti-heroes new favorite song new anthem 100 new anthem it's the anti-anthem i'm so excited

    um but again it's just like hard to get excited like give me some like i i like great you're telling me the schedule of what you're going to do the album that you're going to release.

    I need it.

    I can't get excited until it's here, honestly.

    I agree.

    And the, I think the promotion has been just like kind of weird with like

    her in front of me.

    Oh, I disagree.

    I think, like, she's done a good job.

    Like, videos.

    And is she always wearing the same outfit in every video?

    No.

    It looks like she is.

    They all look the same.

    Every video is like full of different clues.

    Interesting.

    I very much enjoyed the Red Tailor's version era.

    Like, I've been still in it since it came out.

    Like, I listened to it this weekend.

    So I will miss that.

    I'm ready for a new era.

    I'm ready for new music.

    But again, it's so hard to get excited about something I know nothing about.

    Agreed.

    Though it is red season right now.

    I know, but like the vibe that I get is that it's not going to be like autumn girl vibes.

    See, that's

    most artists.

    With most artists, you're getting an album.

    You know, like the vibe is going to be like pop.

    You know, it's going to be rap, you know, country.

    With Miss Taylor, like we could get anything.

    I know.

    I think based on the vibe and also like her career and where she's going, I I think it's going to be like autumnal vibes.

    I think it's going to be a little less moody than folklore and Evermore, but a little less pop than red, say.

    I agree, by the way, with that.

    And I think her hair is indicating that it's not far from the red era.

    The hair is a great indicator of what's to come.

    So that's my theory.

    We'll have a listening party at midnight at my place with the stripes.

    Jackie, I'll meet you at midnight.

    Okay, ready for our next story?

    But like, not if you're going to be like a negative naysayer like you sometimes are, you know,

    when it comes to Taylor.

    Not about her music.

    I've never been because it's, what could I say?

    I could lie.

    Sure, I could lie.

    Talent is talent.

    Talent is talent.

    Even the things that people don't like.

    Are you ready for our next story?

    Yes, ma'am.

    Some surprising news I want to get your thoughts on.

    The movie Rust will resume production, but not in New Mexico.

    Rust, the movie that was supposed to star Alec Baldwin before he

    killed someone on set,

    will resume production in January, more than a year after cinematographer Helena Hutchins was shot and killed on set.

    But the production will not return to New Mexico, where a criminal investigation and state workplace safety proceedings remain unresolved.

    The production is still looking for a new location, but California is a possibility.

    The production company announced a settlement on October 5th with Matthew Hutchins, the widower of the cinematographer, under the agreement that production will be able to resume after a 15-month hiatus.

    Matthew Hutchins said in a statement that completing the film would be a way to pay tribute to Helena's final work.

    Some of the people who are working on the set are looking forward to finishing the project and also then submitting Helena's work for

    nominations for cinematography.

    Others who worked on the movie like want nothing to do with it anymore at this point.

    Yeah, I mean, I was going to say this is weird until it's clear that's what her family wants.

    So I think they should respect what her family's wishes are.

    But I can't can't imagine first of all that this is like a movie that absolutely has to be made it's not um

    like i like

    i i just feel like we need to let this whole thing end like it's a terrible chapter but it's what her family wants it's what her husband wants so we just have to respect it but um i think it's weird i think it's weird too i mean he did settle with the production company so maybe like part of the settlement is like don't

    We'll give you whatever sum of money, but like don't stand in the way of us finishing this movie.

    Yeah, yeah.

    Who knows?

    How much money has already gone into the movie?

    I think the bigger question is, is like, who wants to see this?

    Who's going to watch us

    narrow a soul?

    Could you think of anything else while watching it?

    No, I mean, I didn't think really anyone was going to see an indie Alec Baldwin film before this.

    And now after, I can't imagine anyone is going to want to watch.

    It's too upsetting.

    Yeah.

    So I found that surprising, news of the day.

    I find that surprising too.

    Like, I honestly, it didn't even, the thought never popped into my mind.

    Like, I wonder if they're going to finish this movie.

    Like, no, the minute the movie's done.

    Yeah.

    I just assumed it would never.

    How can these people get back?

    Like, they all witnessed something horrible.

    Like, an innocent woman lose her life in something that was so easily avoidable.

    Aren't they traumatized?

    Like, from working on any movie set, let alone the one where it happens.

    Yeah.

    This is really bizarre.

    Really bizarre.

    And, like, kind of sick.

    Hey yeah.

    That's fucking weird, man.

    Agreed.

    Are you ready for our next story?

    A little more filming news.

    The crown is coming out in a few days.

    Yes.

    Oh, we'll watch it together.

    Can't wait.

    And there are storylines that are circulating that are in the show this season that did not happen in real life.

    And Judy Dench is calling on Netflix to add a disclaimer to The crown as fiction.

    She said this cannot go not Judy Dench.

    Judy Dench.

    She published a letter in the Times on Wednesday to Netflix saying that they should add a disclaimer to the royal drama, which returns for its fifth season next month, advertising itself as a quote, fictionalized drama.

    The closer the drama comes to our present times, the more freely it seems willing to blur the lines between historical accuracy and crude sensationalism.

    Given some of the wounding suggestions apparently contained in the new series that King Charles plotted for his mother to abdicate, for example, is one storyline that they put in that did not happen, or that he once suggested his mother's parenting was so deficient that she might have deserved a jail sentence, Dame Judy Dench said this is both cruelly unjust to the individuals and damaging to the institution they represent.

    No one is a greater believer in artistic freedom than I, but this cannot go unchallenged.

    Despite this week stating publicly that The Crown has always been a fictionalized drama, the program makers have resisted all calls for them to carry a disclaimer at the start of each episode.

    She said the time has come for Netflix to reconsider for the sake of a family and a nation so recently bereaved as a mark of respect to a sovereign who served her people so dutifully for 70 years and to preserve their own reputation in the eyes of their British subscribers.

    Wait, this is so weird

    because it's been my understanding like that

    None of it was fictional thus far.

    Like I thought it was as accurate of a retelling as we're ever ever going to get.

    It's my understanding that it's mostly a retelling, but that they do take creative license.

    And I think that even though it should be sort of inverted because the people are still alive today who they're now talking about, I think like when the history books have been written about something from

    almost 100 years ago, they're able to tell that story really easily.

    But I feel like in modern day, like the history hasn't been written.

    So they're kind of throwing their hat in the ring.

    Like, how about this version of events?

    And they keep saying, like, what the fuck do they know?

    They keep saying we always tell, like, we never have said that this is a true story, but like, you're working with real people.

    These people are still alive.

    Like, and it impacts their, and it's such an influential show.

    I don't know that they need a disclaimer.

    Obviously, they can do whatever they want.

    I'm saying, as a viewer, like, I

    don't like this.

    Like, I would rather it be

    true.

    I want the truth.

    Duh.

    No, I'm like disappointed by this.

    I'm like, wait, has everything, I didn't even realize up until this point that it was considered a fictional retelling of history.

    Like, I just thought it was like, they're doing their best to find out what happened and I'm trusting them to do that.

    Like, that's what I thought the whole time.

    Well, the thing is, I read a lot of historical fiction books, and they are fiction, even though they're based on real people.

    Cause it's like, they don't know the conversations that happened.

    We're, we're writing those in.

    We don't know what people were thinking.

    We're going to

    put our two cents in there.

    So it has to be considered a bit of fiction because it's like, obviously not exactly what happened.

    But if you're having whole ass storylines that didn't happen there that's different and it's annoying yeah there's enough no and it's really it's so recent that like it's it's touchy it's and these people are still alive like charles is king now and like i there's i think there's a lot of reasons to dislike charles but i don't want a fake one to be the reason why i dislike him no same i only like to dislike people based on they actually did not they didn't do right so

    No, I don't like this at all.

    Like this, this is murky for me.

    I don't even think like a disclaimer would change anything, you know, because this show really influences how people see the crown.

    And I can say that because

    it made me interested in the royal family to begin with.

    And so,

    like, even knowing that it's fictionalized, like

    doesn't change like how you leave feeling the show and like who you love and

    who you don't.

    Agreed.

    And I just don't.

    I wish they would just stick to the facts.

    No, this sucks.

    Sucks.

    And good on Judy Dench for standing up for what she believes in.

    We love a scrupled, a scrupled dame.

    And it's like if the royal family would never address the show, they don't publicly address it.

    And I think that's fine.

    It's like, who could speak out to Netflix and the show producers that would make people listen?

    Dame Judy Dench.

    Yeah.

    So.

    Maggie Smith.

    Maggie Smith.

    Elton John.

    David Maggie Jones.

    I saw TikTok.

    Yeah, I saw TikTok.

    People were like legitimately quaking because they found out, do you know where Elton John lives?

    No.

    Atlanta.

    Isn't that funny?

    Like people would like, they were like, I literally thought he lived in a castle in, you know, Cheshire.

    Of course.

    Or Los Angeles.

    But no, he lives, not, I would never even think he lives in LA.

    Like to me, he's so London.

    I'm like, he definitely lives in Big Ben.

    That's so funny.

    No, he lives in Atlanta.

    Maybe a castle in Atlanta.

    For sure, I'm sure.

    A palace.

    I thought I saw him at the Spurts meet and greet.

    I saw him too, by the way.

    Yeah, he sent something in the box.

    It was really sweet.

    Yeah, and he came up to you and he said, hey, Jax, I'm still standing better than I ever did.

    I can't think of that song without thinking of Michaela now because that's like the Shapiro family's favorite performance from that movie.

    Sing.

    Sing.

    Sing one, the gorilla, who's voiced by Taryn Edgerton, a true talent.

    He goes, I'm still standing better.

    And he really defies his family because he comes from a criminal family and he doesn't go into the family business.

    He pursues his dreams.

    You'd love to see it.

    Also, Taryn Egerton, who also played Elton.

    Played the little circle.

    I love that, yeah, that character arc of like going from playing a gorilla to playing Elton, John.

    Back to playing a gorilla.

    Right.

    Sing too.

    Anyways, this is just a fun reminder that the crown is coming out and that we shouldn't, that we now have to take it with a grain of salt.

    And all this time we needed to take it with a grain of salt.

    And Dominic West is playing Prince Charles, which I was really, really against.

    I did recently see the Downtown Abbey movie where he plays, you know, someone from that era who

    lives in, who's living in London.

    And I do think it was like a good way to digest

    Dominic West as a character in that sort of environment because it didn't bother me that much.

    I actually loved his character.

    So I'm looking forward to it, even though this definitely makes me question.

    I'm questioning every plot.

    Yeah.

    Every episode.

    Which I didn't want to have to.

    You know, Google will

    kill her after this.

    Yes.

    So annoying.

    So annoying.

    Someone should already have the article written up of like, this is what is true from the season.

    This is not.

    Yes.

    Free idea.

    Clickbait.

    Are you ready for our next story?

    Yes.

    You know, it's happy anniversary news to a Hollywood couple that is longstanding.

    Justin Timberlake praises Jessica Beal on their 10-year anniversary.

    I'm so suspicious of him.

    I know.

    Well, he wants to be with Jessica Beale until the end of time.

    The happy couple celebrated 10 years of marriage on Wednesday by posting a series of snaps from the last decade to Instagram.

    Quote, 10 years ain't enough, he said.

    You make me a better husband and father every day.

    I love you so much, you beautiful human.

    Run it back.

    Run it back.

    I mean, I guess this like would be cute if it weren't for those New Orleans photos.

    Like for me, that's something I think about all the time.

    Like him and Jessica Beale, like their story was like kind of...

    Like really cute until it wasn't because they just like got married and became so normal together like have a normal family like they're really not thirsty anymore like they just are like a happy family until he went to New Orleans and worked on a project and was walking around town holding hands with some woman and then like we never got any sort of follow-up to that you know and now they're fine yeah that's a good point I had forgotten about that I was just like thinking about the Britney stuff I never forget stuff

    Elephants never forget.

    No, the Britney stuff, like, okay, yeah, we watched all these documentaries where like Justin Timberlake is the villain of the early 2000s.

    Like I

    am unique in the sense that like I believe in growth and I, I want to believe that Justin Timberlake is like a dad now and wouldn't be like that prick that he was.

    Like, I believe people can change.

    Like, I don't think, I'm not going to assume that Justin Timberlake who broke up with Brittany and then did the Janet thing is the Justin Timberlake he is now.

    Like, I'm just not going to believe that.

    But, like, two years ago, you were being weird, cheating on your wife.

    Like, let's talk about that.

    Yeah.

    Okay, so it's really not sweet.

    I was just about to say how even though, like, we rag on Justin Timberlake, like 10 years in Hollywood, both A-list, like that is an accomplishment.

    But, you know, not without, I'm going to, I'm going to change my perspective, you know, not without bumps and obstacles along the way.

    Yeah.

    I like always forget that these two are married, which is, I guess, like a good thing.

    I just like forget about Jessica Beale in general, you know, like as a human being, I forget about her existence.

    Well, I think.

    It might be by design.

    Yeah, no, I think like she's taken a huge step back.

    I think she's like really passionate about motherhood and family and like that's awesome.

    So like sometimes I just forget.

    Yeah, I always forget about them because I don't subscribe to him or his work.

    Okay.

    I think that Mr.

    Shu energy that I just

    giving Mr.

    Shoe.

    I just, I have to protect my peace.

    I nobody understands that better than me.

    Inner peace is so hard to come by.

    And once you do, you can't let anything infiltrate it.

    So sometimes we have to block Justin Timberlake on social media and that's okay.

    But I thought that I would celebrate celebrate this wonderful accomplishment today.

    I would come crawl out of my hole to heap praise on the on this milestone for them.

    I'm happy for them.

    It's real nice.

    Real nice.

    Okay.

    Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

    Already?

    Already.

    And it's not a story.

    It's

    some fun

    zodiac activities.

    Get the, what is no.

    Here's your house of the dragon character based on your zodiac sign.

    Interested?

    Yeah.

    Yeah, of course.

    Okay, should I just go straight to yours and then I'll tell everyone else is theirs?

    Yeah, I'm a cancer.

    Yes, as a cancer, you are Viseris Targaryen.

    Of all the characters in House,

    I don't really feel like that's a good one at all.

    Just wait to hear mine.

    Of all the characters in House of the Dragon, Viseris has a deeply sensitive heart and is loyal to his family, both of them being the Targaryens and the Hightowers.

    He's extremely focused on tradition.

    This is sounding more and more like you.

    Although is willing to change things up when he names Rainiera his heir, he is compassionate, forgiving, loving, and loving, always eager to defend his family at all costs.

    Also, his desire to see them all united as one house is an overwhelming motivation.

    For sure.

    I just feel like he's missing like the corner.

    For me, at least, when I, you know, talk to the other cancers at our monthly meetings, I feel like a cornerstone quality of being a cancer is like being able to dish it but not take it.

    You know, like that's what everyone, like, that's really, I think, like how a lot of cancers identify like being really really rough But also like kind of soft on the inside and I don't see that for Viseras at all like I wish he would have been more rough interesting.

    I think the way that they just described him describes you Yes, but I think if we read all of but that's just

    all of the blurbs We would identify with them

    What's yours?

    You're a Sagittarius, correct?

    Her full scorpion.

    Wait, sorry, Scorpio.

    I get the S's confused.

    And I, unfortunately, am Otto Hightower.

    Oh.

    As Hand of the King, Otto Hightower is one of the most strategic characters in House of the Dragon.

    He is calculated and cunning, just like the Zodiac signed Scorpio.

    He is also unafraid to lurk in the shadows and keep his actions private.

    This gives him great power as he maneuvers for the throne.

    That's so sad.

    I'm so sorry that that is.

    So sad, but I also, I don't identify as a Scorpio.

    And I've said this even before they told me I was Otto Hightower.

    Like, the way that people describe Scorpios really is not me.

    How do people describe them?

    Like

    passionate, crazy, like so like fiery and like fired up and it's just like

    that's not me.

    That's not you.

    I'm gonna pull up a Scorpio description.

    Scorpios are extremely deep and emotional people and are intense in all things that they do.

    They're natural leaders and can be very serious.

    Okay, maybe.

    Scorpios are one of the most interesting signs because of their intensity.

    Yeah, like that's the thing.

    Like they're like fucking crazy.

    No, that's really like you're not any of the things that they just described.

    So, I don't identify as Scorpio.

    Every time I say that, and then someone says, Well, what's your moon rising?

    And I'm like, and this is where I have to exit the conversation, and this is where I have to go, like, back to reality.

    But for everyone listening, I'll let you know which house of the dragon character you are.

    If you're in Aries, you are that's Ben Damon.

    No wonder you love him so much,

    yay, Taurus.

    That's Zach, Allison, tie together, and Margo, and Margo.

    Margo is so

    Allison.

    Oh, my God.

    Totally.

    Oh, my God.

    Gemini.

    Okay, it does get.

    Actually, by the way, Viseris being a cancer, knowing that Olivia Ashre is a cancer, that makes sense.

    Yeah.

    Gemini, I'm just glad I'm not this one.

    Laris Strong.

    Who's that?

    Man.

    Who?

    Yikes.

    Cancer, Viseris.

    Leo, Eamon Targaryen.

    Okay.

    Virgo, Sir Kristen Cole.

    Yikes.

    Yikes.

    Libra, Luceris, Luke Valerian, the kid.

    How do you even know the kid yet?

    He's two.

    No, that's a strap.

    Scorpio, Otto Hightower, Sagittarius, Aegon Targaryen, Capricorn, Jiceris, Jace

    Valerian, the other kid.

    Aquarius, Princess Rhaenyra.

    That's Harry.

    Harry's an Aquarius?

    Oh, my God.

    Obsessed.

    And what what was the character?

    Rainera.

    Such a rain era.

    Pisces.

    Born natural, born later.

    Pisces, Princess Rhynis.

    Auntie, yet auntie.

    Queen.

    Queen.

    Queen.

    Who never was.

    And that's our fifth and final piece of information that you needed to know today, I feel, considering, you know, it's a Thursday and we wanted to get into the TV recap.

    Oh my God, Theo is hard.

    He's literally just standing there looking at me hard.

    He's ready for his weekend with Bryce.

    The fuck?

    What's going on?

    That's so weird.

    He's fired up.

    Oh man, it's like a little lipstick.

    When dogs get hard, it freaks me out.

    He stops saying that he's hard.

    Erect?

    Red bracket.

    Six to midnight?

    Half chub.

    Yeah, half chub.

    When you think of half chub, what do you think of?

    Three?

    Two?

    Brody Jenner.

    Brody Jenner.

    Okay, good.

    Show's not over yet because we still have a ton of TV recap.

    Let's dive into part two of the Real House Office of Beverly Hills.

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    Like, the, the way that they spend so much time talking about, like, the death threats all of their kids got, of course, the attacks on Jacks, the way that all the women just like deal with this hate.

    It's so not normal.

    And I know they're like trying to get down to the bottom of like, you know, why it started and who threw who under the bus first.

    But like, the way that they really need to address the viewers directly, like, remember when Bacher Nation had to like.

    That's what he was reminding me of.

    When like speak directly to the people watching and be like, you guys are not okay.

    Like, to message anyone at this level, let alone their kids, for a TV show that you watch, like, you absolutely need to stop watching the show and you need to go outside and touch grass.

    Like, you're not okay.

    They need to do that because, like, and I don't even know if that bachelor thing did anything.

    I don't know that it did, but I do think it helps the cast and the talent feel supported by their network and not just like they're being exploited for this TV show and then left to fend for themselves.

    I don't think it will really change anything other than the fact that now I feel like I'm more aware of it.

    I have more like sympathy and compassion for the women, like even the ones that I don't agree with.

    It's like no one deserves that.

    And if like, that's where this discourse of even just like disagreeing with people, if that's like the road that we're all headed down, then apparently we can't even disagree because like.

    That should never be happening.

    I personally, I don't think Diana bought those bots.

    I kind of don't either, but like who did?

    So they were saying like Rina and Erica like really think it was like designed to come between the group and like it's some like

    other

    being, like, this big, like, and like an entity that's like trying to start stuff.

    But, like,

    how do we know it's not just like a bunch of fucking losers making new accounts, like going crazy, and also, like, just regular crazy ass viewers trying to start shit within the women, like, thinking that they can, saying leave Diana alone.

    It's like, okay, now I have Garcelligans and I'm going to write here, you know, and like trying to influence the storyline because they don't have a life.

    No, that's that's a good point too.

    Yeah, I don't disagree that like it doesn't feel right to just put it on Diana because like at the end of the day, all these women are mothers and I don't think they would really ever like attack someone's child.

    Like I have to everything that Diana said last night, like if she was lying about and she did hire those bats, okay, then she's a true psychopath.

    I don't know her to be one yet.

    So I'm going to believe what she said.

    She is doing an investigation.

    She's putting all of her resources towards this.

    I have every reason to believe her,

    you know, even though like she's not perfect by any means.

    And, you know, the stuff with trying to get her name penciled out of Jax's post, it's all

    like.

    Yeah, she was being like a little delusional.

    I don't think she did that.

    I don't.

    I don't disagree.

    I think

    what was really pissing me off from last night's episode was Crystal continuing to say, that's my truth.

    Your truth does not equal the truth.

    And I feel like that was just the way that she came up with to like get out of being caught telling all these lies.

    Yeah, no, I feel like this is an inflection point because

    my, someone saying that's my truth is a statement that we all tolerate and that we accept.

    And it's like, okay, that's how you experienced it.

    Like that's your truth.

    But seeing this happen in this way just like made me realize that that is

    not a thing.

    No, like there's, it's the,

    you can have your feelings.

    That's my feeling, but you're and you can have your like perspective and how you experienced a thing but whether or not this thing actually occurred that's not up no and like the word truth needs to be reinstated for things that are true you know so it was really interesting to like watch this all play out last night and i'm like oh this phrase of my truth is like really problematic because like there's the truth and everything else is is important to your feelings and how you perceive things and how you experience things your perception yeah any sort of truth when it's not.

    No, it's such a

    manipulation of words.

    And for Miss Wordsmith over there, she's uh, and I think it's an

    word that we shouldn't lose.

    You know, we've lost a lot of words.

    We literally said, like, you know, the phrase, like, I'm literally dead, and I'm just like sitting there not even laughing.

    Like, God, yeah, I think the word truth needs to be reinstated as just the truth.

    Yeah, no, because it's

    and honestly, like, I could see Kyle's, like, wheels just being like, What is going on in front of me?

    Because she really, they did call Crystal out, like, because she made up this whole thing.

    But then on What Chappens Live, she went and said that there was something else, there was something worse.

    But then Crystal admitted on the reunion that there wasn't like a thing, it was more of a tone.

    But then they're like, Well, so what thing were you talking about on What Chappens Live?

    Like, she's just getting caught in this eye.

    She looks so bad.

    Yeah, she looks so bad.

    And it really, I'm glad that I think it was Doreet who actually brought it back.

    And it was like, you started down this path because Garcelles said that you were going to call Satan out no matter what she said.

    And honestly, Crystal's whole, this whole situation she created does prove just that.

    It validates everything Garcell was saying.

    Yeah, Crystal did not come off great in the first two parts.

    Nope.

    And Sutton, I felt really good that she got some sort of vindication from everyone for being Lisa Rinna's punching bag.

    And I didn't think Lisa Rinna was particularly genuine.

    I just don't think she's like a super genuine person.

    So it must have been nice just to like have all the women like be there to acknowledge like Lisa Rinna saying she was sorry.

    I did feel like when she was talking about the glue thing, it kind of pissed me off when Darit, like, I think Darit was trying to embarrass Sutton when she was like, can you explain like the glue thing so that all the women could like laugh at Sutton, all her silly southern sayings?

    And then I was like, no, you're just dumb.

    Yeah, I feel like, I didn't think she was trying to embarrass Sutton.

    I feel like she was like just playing into like actual moments.

    She was trying to make like a moment out of it.

    Yeah.

    And like, I didn't like that because like leave Sutton alone.

    Like I've, I find myself extremely protective about it.

    I know, and it's nice that all the women were there to witness Renaissance apology, but I'm sorry.

    It's too little, too late.

    Like, no one had Sutton's back.

    They allowed her to really be, and I don't use this word except I don't use this word lightly, bullied all season.

    And they all sat around.

    And it's been two seasons now.

    And everyone who comes in goes straight for Sutton and no one has her back except for Garcelle.

    So like, I don't.

    And then Garcelle gets in trouble for having Garcia.

    And then what happens is, is the viewers

    have

    Sutton's back.

    And then the women come around.

    And they also see it.

    And like

    you see something.

    And we said this before.

    I think sometimes when you're in something, you can't see it.

    And I'm sure watching some of these situations might change how the women saw what they experienced.

    So I think that helps too.

    But you weren't there when it counted, and who cares now?

    Garcelle's story about Bill Cosby was crazy.

    I didn't know that.

    Now I really want to read her book.

    You should.

    I should.

    And then what was the other thing?

    There's a lot.

    Like the book thrown in the trash, honestly.

    The book in the trash.

    As much as Rita and Erica are

    problematic.

    I do admire their friendship.

    They really have each other's backs.

    But so why is it not a problem when they do it?

    But like Sutton and Garcel, it's a problem.

    It's not a problem for me.

    I admire their friendship so much.

    Not a problem for me, but yes, it is a problem for the other women.

    But just the fact that like Erica took away the video, and then they're talking about all that.

    They're getting shit about the recycling, and it wasn't even her video.

    Yeah.

    Yeah.

    But you know what?

    I'm actually, I'm sure for Erica, getting shit about recycling is a welcome change.

    And if all of her comments are about like her not recycling properly, she would prefer that to like her being a master con woman.

    100% widows and orphans.

    Yeah.

    Obviously, like we're all waiting with bated breath for Kathy.

    Personally, like I don't really, like, it's been good, but like, I'm ready.

    I need Kathy.

    I wish they had brought her in at the end of last night's episode.

    Like, I needed something.

    Yeah.

    Also, and Lisa, like, walking around, like, all I have to do is tell the truth.

    She's obviously, like, talking to herself, right?

    But she looks like she's talking to herself and going crazy.

    Yes, she does.

    Do you think Rina will be back next season?

    So,

    Kathy Hilton said on the red carpet, she's like, I will not return if it's the exact same cast.

    The guy asking the questions was like, you're talking about Rina?

    She was like, yeah.

    So she's.

    She's withholding her.

    She doesn't need this job.

    So she's like, yeah, I'll come back if Rina's gone.

    But if not, I'm not going to come.

    And I can't imagine that they would let Kathy go, not only because she's Kathy, but also because the fans adore her and they hate

    yeah.

    I also wonder if Garcelle's going to come back.

    I know, it feels like she's like so damaged by the Jax thing and she like doesn't even care to get into it with all these other women because like it got too real for her.

    She's so disturbed by what happened.

    It's like, okay, if my role on this show is causing this to my children, then like

    no.

    And

    I don't know if she will come back.

    I know.

    Maybe if this investigation bears fruit and she can like

    know who did it

    and there will be justice, maybe then.

    But I don't know if she will.

    She does seem like checked out.

    Yeah, because like it's too real now.

    Like we're going to talk about how you said this about this when like My kid, minor, is getting these death threats and is being harassed on his first day of school.

    Like, I don't care what la la la happened.

    Also, this should be a lesson to every single woman who comes on this show.

    Like, it's fun to have your kids on for sure.

    Honestly, all your kids should be private on social media.

    You should not put them on the show, no matter how old they are, honestly, because nothing good comes of it.

    Like, for real.

    Like, this should be a real lesson to everyone who is already on the show, who plans on joining these franchises.

    Like, the fans are not okay.

    And this is what I feel like we're always saying about Bravo fans.

    Like there's a corner of the Bravo universe that's like so unhinged and it's really scary to put your kids in that.

    It really is.

    Yeah.

    The only thing you said nothing good comes from it, but I think a lot of people have seen some good come from it from some of the kids.

    Like Gia.

    Gia.

    I mean, obviously, like Amelia and Delilah.

    Gigi.

    And so

    I think that if that's what your kid wants to do, then it is a good platform for them.

    But like knowing what comes with it is, you pay you do pay a price

    And so but I think if you're just like showing your kid because your kid is cute and like we're just having a good time, I don't think it's worth

    being cast in under the spotlight like that.

    I agree and also it's really not my favorite content unless like unless it's Carlin like I'm okay.

    Ain't that the truth?

    Yeah,

    it's not my favorite content.

    Oh, speaking of Carlin, Salt Lake City Housewives is so bad.

    They finished up this turnt trip trip that was supposed to be like a retreat for Jen.

    Jen goes to New York by herself to prepare for trial.

    And all the other women just like lose their fucking minds.

    Like they just, they, once again, like there's so much going on.

    Now Whitney and Heather are at each other at each other's throats for the

    start with.

    Why are they at each other's throats?

    So Whitney brings up this rumor that she heard about Lisa Barlow.

    The rumor came from Angie.

    They were out to dinner with Angie.

    Why is everyone had their two time named Angie?

    No, it's the same as you.

    There's been Angie last season.

    There's new Angie.

    Yeah.

    There's new Angie.

    She's like a new housewife.

    They had a party at her house.

    Oh, yeah.

    Is her name Angie?

    Yeah, and there were two Angies before her, I think.

    Oh, so I wonder what Angie they're talking about, actually.

    No, I don't know.

    Well, Whitney said that we were out to dinner with Angie, me and Heather, and she told us this rumor that Lisa Barlow gives blowjobs for courtside Utah jazz tickets.

    And

    Heather's like, I have no idea what you're talking about.

    Like, I do not know what like that rumor.

    And so they're like fighting about whether or not Heather knows that rumor.

    And then I really was believing Heather that she didn't know that rumor until they like later in the night, she was like, if I hear something and choose to not register it or spread it or just ingest it, that's okay too.

    And like that is totally okay.

    But so did you hear it or did you not?

    You know?

    Well, in her defense, one, I agree with her.

    If I hear something, I choose not to register a process.

    Like, that's okay.

    That's her prerogative.

    If she had said that she even heard the rumor and just acknowledged, like, yes, that truly that she did, then it's like a real thing.

    It's not just like one person made some shit up.

    It's like, oh, there's this rumor going around and multiple people have heard it.

    So I actually think by like

    not even saying that she heard it, it's...

    a kindness

    yeah no and by the way like i think heather's

    relationship with Lacey.

    Like, I'm not feeling like she lied.

    Like, I feel like she's just

    being a good person.

    And so, but, but

    Whitney is taking it as like a huge betrayal.

    Like, you throw your back on your family.

    Like, Whitney's so not okay.

    She's so all over the place, like, these entire last three years.

    I like can never keep up with her.

    And a huge part of her storyline is like now diving into her childhood trauma.

    And like, I'm really happy that she's going on this healing journey.

    And I'm not trying to be mean, but like, I really don't care.

    No, I, I know.

    It's a hard line to walk.

    And, and it always surprised me what I do care about, you know, sometimes

    people share something that they've never shared before.

    And I'm like, oh my gosh, wow, this is so compelling.

    Like Jackie Goldschneider going through Jackie Goldschneider, Jackie, I was going to say this.

    Sometimes people share something they've never shared before and are going through it.

    And I'm like, why are you doing this with cameras?

    Like, or

    talking to, you know, people from your childhood who you haven't had this conversation with.

    And like, why am I there too?

    Her long-lost siblings, like, she has half siblings.

    Like, that's why they're in Arizona.

    She actually goes and spends the day with them.

    And they're lovely people.

    And they all are on this beautiful healing journey.

    Why was Claudia Ashley there?

    That beats me.

    And then in the most recent episode of Tell Me Lies, I won't spoil anything for you, but like, my God, it was so fucking infuriating to watch.

    But like, you really see the full

    headphones off and you could just talk to people because I don't even want to like be

    sure, sure, sure.

    Okay, I don't really have a lot to say to you guys, but like the sheer fact that like Steven comes, like he goes to visit me, he goes to visit macy's like

    accident site and he realizes like he's literally responsible and the one girl who knows he's responsible uh

    he's being mean to so he like runs back and tells her that he loves her and like honestly it's like so manipulative and sad when she's like on the floor of the of the dorm room like having a fucking panic attack and he just comes back and tells her that he loves her like when he obviously doesn't um also justice for pippa i never thought i would say that because like she's really been pissing me off but like she's getting blamed for the letter and

    it wasn't her and Wrigley broke up with her, and like, that was so sad, even though, like, Wrigley loves her, and she doesn't even like him, so, like, it's probably for the best, but it did make me really sad because

    Wrigley ended up in the hospital and broke up with his girlfriend, and it wasn't even Pippa's fault.

    All right, that's all I have to say.

    Jax, you're good, but you can put your headphones back on.

    I think that was good because even if you were like, it was so crazy, he was so crazy, I'd be like, I'll be like waiting for the craziness the whole time.

    Yeah, no, no, you're right, you're right, you're totally right.

    Oh, take off, also, though, no, no, because it's totally like an innocuous storyline, but like one of the characters gets in like trouble with school, like for something they did on like homework.

    And it honestly gave me like PTS share.

    That was the worst, like in college, like when you like almost got in like a lot of trouble.

    Yeah.

    You know, I need to know what happened, but

    it's not important.

    Like, for real.

    Cool.

    So that is our show.

    I'm literally going to upload this episode and head to the airport.

    I'll see you soon, girly.

    Tell Rodini his anti-Scottish.

    I can't wait to see you.

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