S5 Ep139: Royal Intervention: Friday, September 30th, 2022

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast and happy

Strider, Strider.

Gotta get down on Strider.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend.

That's right.

Bryce and Strice on Strategy.

You tell them, sis, we've got Bryce.

We've got Strice.

We've got Jax.

We've got Claude.

And you know what we call that?

Full house.

Yes.

Very good.

Full.

Very good.

Yeah, I brought, not to make everything about me from the second we start the show.

Nevertheless, she persisted.

I brought the Strice brothers in for my home today, and it was top five, one of the worst outings of my life.

I have heard

your whimperings that you're blaming Streis sons.

It's 100% Streis's fault.

And it's like, it's kind of funny.

Like, I'm laughing, like, ha ha, that you don't even really care that the three of us were almost hit by a bus today, like a big ass MTA coach bus.

What happened?

But I know you're going to blame it on my boy.

That's why I don't want to hear it.

It was his fault.

What do you do?

We were crossing the street.

We finally got here.

We're crossing the street.

And

we're crossing.

We're crossing in the middle of the street, jaywalking.

Yeah.

Sounds like that's your fault.

I jaywalk every single day.

That's the only way that you're going to be.

I'm with Strece brothers.

With Theo every single day.

And we're walking.

And Bruno will like not stop walking on my feet.

And I'm like tangled up in his stupid fucking leash.

And I tripped over him and there was a bus coming.

A bus

come to mommy my sweet angel.

She doesn't even care.

I need to come to mommy's sweet angel.

I'm like, where's my love?

Well, you had love from Bryce and Strice all week long.

Yeah, I'm officially giving up Bryce.

Aside from almost getting hit by a bus, it was a great week.

It was.

No complaints except for, you know, the near-death experience, which I guess I'm not entitled to feel trauma over.

Bryce just wanted to leave you with a little something to remember hitting by.

Oh, we remember Bryce.

We remember.

And how was sleeping with Bryce last night?

You know, for me, it was fine.

For Ben, I think it was like what will go down in history as one of the worst night sleeps of his life.

But Ben just attracts that energy.

Like, Ben is the exact type of person you want to sleep next to.

He's big and warm, and like you just want to put your face up his ass.

And that's what Bruno and Theo did all last night.

And how did the boys sleep?

Like kings.

And that's all that matters.

100%.

I tried to tell Ben, I'm like, you no longer matter.

Yeah, this is what being a parent is.

A strikentric household.

100%.

We actually had a great night last night because we went out, us girlies.

Yeah, we did.

Oh my God, that feels like so long ago.

We had a GNO for Jackie's big week in town.

It wasn't just GDO.

It was just girls' dinner out.

Because

it entails like clubs.

Club, bus, no sleep.

Not a club, bus, no sleep.

No, we had a fab night and it was star-studded.

We were out and about last night.

We saw Julia Fox.

We saw Jeff Ross.

We saw Nikki Hilton, my girl, my girly girl.

It was popping.

New York was on fire.

Yeah, we were at a cool place.

We were being cool.

So like when you're as cool as us, like cool things just like happen around you because you're cool, you know?

Only person I was missing were Streis Brothers.

But they were at home waiting for me when I got home.

I enjoyed my last night with Bryce.

I am ready to give him back to you.

Okay.

But that doesn't mean I don't love and enjoy every minute he spent with me.

No, I'm so glad.

And I know he made much headway on his memoirs.

And he was so grateful for everyone who weighed in yesterday in the comments, letting him know what he should title his book.

Honestly, I didn't find that there was a consensus, though.

Like people were really split.

And there's a third option now that I'm very, is very compelling.

Luckiest Streis Alive.

That's it.

That's the one.

But we did get Theo's memoir title.

Pup with No Job, The Crazy, Beautiful Life of an Instagram Thirst Monster.

No, of a Streis brother.

Sure.

Which leads me to my book available at Amazon, Barnes, and Noble, and anywhere you get any type of book, e-book, audio book, you want to hear my stunning voice because you love this podcast so much.

It's a New York Times best-selling memoir.

It spent about 30 seconds on the charts, but but it got there and it counts.

And honestly, people loved it.

Like, I loved it, but people like said it was like the best, like, kind of like Da Vinci Code vibes.

Yeah, no, that was like, I was so confused when I was reading one because I was like, is this a Da Vinci code?

And people are talking about Tom Hanks potentially starring in the adaptation of the book.

And he'll be playing Girl Jamboing then.

Did Bryce get any tips from you on how to write your memoirs while he was staying with you?

He was kind of like too proud to ask.

Come on, Bryce, ask her.

He was talking to me about it all week, saying, I'm going to ask her.

We're going to do a workshop.

She didn't even mention it.

Not the workshop.

You'd love a workshop.

We have like

a crazy couple of, you know, like, it's just a

next week.

Will just be a big week for us.

I'm just trying not to be annoying.

Just know, like, this is the last episode of the morning toast where we're just regular girls.

No, this is the last episode of the morning toast, like, as you know it right now.

Yeah.

There will be some change starting on Monday.

All great.

Nothing crazy.

Show will be every day.

We're not going anywhere, blah, blah, blah.

But just like some changes, a little bit of a

shift, a shifting strice.

I don't want to give anything away.

And you might think you could guess it, but when I tell you, you're wrong.

But I would love to see you try.

Sure, sure.

I'm sure someone would guess it if like try as they may.

No, I don't think so.

So nothing like so.

So just remember these faces.

And things are going to just be different starting Monday.

Yeah.

And I love a Seeker Project.

And it's only like a three-day tease you guys can handle it yeah but just know like

it's enormous like it's so big it's pretty big it's pretty big um and we've got a great show we both watched the new episode of the kardashians on hula which we will do in the tv recap i also watched this morning um real house has a salt league city and my god i just

I can't, you know?

Yeah, there was nothing that I didn't mention.

It's just, can you forgive Lisa Barlow?

No.

That's the question.

And the fact that that's the question is beyond me because we have a woman on a major trial and we didn't even talk about it.

Yeah.

So that's for me, that's why I can't personally.

Okay.

That's just a little bit about me.

I'm understanding.

Also, we are just like churning out content.

Yesterday,

we had a new podcast up on the Patreon that's been requested for a while.

And I wanted to make sure the person I recorded it with was like comfortable enough to like, you know, like in his own life to then share.

Cause, you know, not everyone just like wants to get on on a podcast and like spill their guts yeah or fill their guts um so one of my best friends who i talk about all the time abe that i feel like if you listen to the toast you always hear me talking about him he's the one who does oh robert did he do it on podcast of course um i sat down with him for like an hour long interview just like talking about like who is a

um our friendship over i've known him for like 15 years and he like recently went through like a major life change that i feel like people um

might be able to relate to.

So it was really good.

It was really fun.

It was like so weird to podcast with like a friend.

but you have to like go into like work mode voice.

No, he was like, you're being so weird.

No, I was getting tired.

No, and like you're usually like the one on the toast who like steers us along and like it's professional.

And I just like sit here and like burp.

Um, so it was like a natural for me to be that person and then also in front of someone I like know deeply personally.

Like it was just weird.

It is weird.

And then we have another Patreon episode coming up today.

I've been streaming today, my New York City vlog.

I've been vlogging my whole week.

So you'll get the behind the scenes and all the stuff that we're doing and like a lot of the secret projects.

Project teasers.

And it's just been a jam-packed week.

So I've been so good about vlogging like everything that I'm doing and it's it's a great vlog I it will be up today um because that's a wrap on my like work week right and I actually was supposed to go home today but instead I'm going home Sunday because my flight was canceled right we actually weren't even supposed to have a show today because Jackie was headed back with her fam to Florida but obviously the hurricane yeah canceled my flight so I will be here through the weekend so we're just gonna be hanging

and slanging slanging and hanging and banging banging me and Bryce and Strice Oh, yeah.

Just like your book

that you were telling us about in the car last night.

Oh, my God.

That is the last time I take a recommendation from TikTok.

I was led astray.

I was led astray.

I went a little too far into the porn.

The porn.

Yeah.

And I guess, like, I didn't realize the books that I like as porn, like, aren't that crazy.

Because you read a crazy one.

And they were like, if you like, it happened one summer, try this.

I can't.

I can't.

i can't i actually removed it from my shelf like that's how like not okay i was she spiced too close to the sun no i took it too far like i took it too far and i learned my lesson do you want to tell us what it was called or no like i'm i'm genuinely embarrassed to be associated with this book and like if you read it like i don't want to call you out you know like right right like what if you liked it and i'm over here saying it's disgusting i'm kink shaming

right not the kink shaming

shaming um

so i feel like i'm ready to dive in today's really exciting because we have a OG sponsor that's made a return and people are going to quake because this was, I feel like, a sponsor that like really had us in a chokehold.

Yeah, me in particular.

Right.

It's not Scentbird, which is so sad.

No.

Is Scentbird still in business?

Like, I think so.

Just like not with us.

Maybe like our work here was done.

I feel like everyone got their Scentbird.

Sometimes that's what happens.

Right.

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Yeah.

That's true.

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Our first story is just a story that warmed my heart this morning and a way for me to talk about the Royals in a celebrity manner coupled with Miles Teller.

Okay.

How Miles Teller broke Royal Protocol when meeting Prince William and Kate Middleton.

When?

At the premiere of Top Gun in London, Miles Teller referenced the moment he broke Royal Protocol while meeting the new Prince and Princess of Wales.

He was on the tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon and said, right off the bat, I messed up.

You're not supposed to extend

your hand right off the bat unless they do, but I felt the vibe.

So I'm like, I'm going in, I'm going in.

He shared that he was given the rules of do's and don'ts that he wouldn't fuck up while meeting William and Kate, but he admitted that etiquette went out the window because he was charmed by the newly named Prince and Princess of Wales.

I can understand that.

He said, quote, to their credit, they were very disarming.

I was lost.

Prince William's eyes, he described them as the blue as the bluest ocean.

He said, Kate was beautiful and cordial and holds herself so well and regal.

And with William, not him calling another woman beautiful.

and with william i don't know i just blacked out he said his greeting was such a disaster that his castmate jennifer connolly was seen laughing as the events unfolded he said i was kind of riffing on what this interaction was going to be like so i think she was already on alert about if she thought i was going to go a bit rogue about the whole thing so he's like a royalist like how he stands um i think that like william and kate probably didn't think anything of it i'm sure people are always like quaking in front of them yeah but i'm sure they get a charge out of it especially when it's a movie star like miles Miles Teller.

I'm sure they're big fans of his.

I'm sure they loved Kelly's.

Do you think Kate was like,

hey,

boy?

She's in love with the boy.

Perhaps.

I mean, maybe, but I feel like there was just mutual adoration all around, which makes it all kosher.

I love when the Royals go to movie premieres.

It's very rare.

It's so fabulous.

And it's only for like big studio like moments, and it's fabulous.

So fabulous.

And I love this friendship for them.

And I love that Miles Teller respects the hell out of the royal family.

I also love that Miles Teller's Miles Teller is in the press.

Obviously, he's in New York right now.

He's on SNL tomorrow.

I will be watching.

Yes.

Who's the musical guest?

Such a good question.

It's a really good question.

It's like, depending on who the either musical guest or host is, sometimes someone people get eclipsed.

Like, remember when Adele was

on and she didn't, she wasn't the musical performer.

It was her

HER.

Yes, and like it actually felt bad for her, yes, except then that iconic ladies and gentlemen.

He's performing with Kendrick Lamar, so

that'll be a great duo.

I'm actually excited for a snow.

Like, I

it's a type of thing where I'm not gonna watch every episode, it just really depends on the host.

And I think Miles was a great choice.

What is he promoting right now?

He's promoting like Top Guns Over, maybe just Miles.

Yeah, no, it's about time, actually.

He's promoting his new memoir, Miles to Go by Miley Cyrus.

Oh, that's good.

That was the name of hers when she was 15 and she wrote a memoir.

Oh, I and I read it.

I need more memoirs for underdeveloped, like yeah, no, but like when you're a kid and you're a fan of someone, they get a book deal and I'll read it.

Sure.

Yeah.

What have we been up to the last 15 years?

I do feel like now would be a good time just to have like a like a small, very peaceful intervention with you.

About Streis's memoirs.

About the Royals.

Like you need to stop.

Like, you need to stop.

You need to stop.

Like, when there's something to talk about, let's talk about it.

Yesterday's story, honestly, I didn't know about it.

And once we discussed, I was okay.

This is a little silly.

But it's miles.

No.

And even though we're

miles and miles and miles apart,

I would take a bullet for him.

All

I want to do

is speak about

Elizabeth 2.

No, Jackie.

Even if we're miles and miles and miles apart,

all

I want to do

is speak my truth.

Speak my truth.

I liked mine because I was just trying to tell you that I want to talk about Queen Moses.

No, no, like I get it, but like, we're getting to the point where like, even I'm getting fatigued, you know?

Imagine how I feel.

Tarek's armed run into the mountains.

The thing is, you can't really compare.

Oh, by the way.

And it's a Friday.

Like it's not like I'm missing major news.

No, no, no.

Grab your list.

Grab your list.

Okay, by the way.

We have so much to add to the stories that I don't stop repeating.

Okay, we have to add Tarek's armed run into the woods.

His armed hike, like, not wrong.

Tarek's armed hike, Tarek Al Musa.

Yeah, I talk about that all the time because honestly, nobody else does.

Yeah.

Also, my list of regrets, Taylor Shreker not being at my wedding.

Oh, okay, wait.

I need to merge these lists.

It should just have like one.

Yeah, it should be on one note.

Yeah, I'm on it.

Thank you to everyone who contributed yesterday in the comment section to things I repeat.

It's nice to know how you all really feel about me.

No, it's nice to know they're listening.

That's true.

That's definitely.

Conversely, Taylor Strecker not at Claude's wedding.

That's definitely a regret of mine.

Yeah, that's bad.

Like, that's crazy considering she's your best friend now.

Yeah, no, it's like beyond.

That's what you get for getting married at 17.

I know.

Like, honestly.

When you're 15.

It wasn't, it wasn't the vibe.

Like, you know, I really do wish I waited, but what?

I should date someone for 18 years.

Just so you can meet Taylor Strucker and invite her to your wedding.

Actually, maybe if I hadn't gotten married, my life would have taken, you know, a butterfly flaps its wings.

Yeah.

So there's no way.

No, you, you're.

And that's no shade to Ben.

It is.

No, you, you did what you should have done.

It's just sad for Taylor Strucker.

Yeah.

I feel like she's always getting the shafted.

Like, she's always getting the shit end.

Yeah.

Okay.

Any other repeated stories that people were commenting that we should add to the list?

Let me just triple check, but really the one that stood out to me was Tarek El Musa.

I do bring it up a lot because, first of all, we're always talking about them because they're always updating their love ramps.

Of course.

And nobody else like remembers.

And I just feel like it's important because I think like him being really scary and weird, it's definitely a part of the drama.

And it's also like a part of Christina's story.

Right.

Repeated story is.

Oh, I guess when like the thing that started, Unburden Yourselves, like when I fell.

But I feel like I actually don't talk about that a lot.

Yeah, no, I don't think you like tell the story a lot.

Um, okay, here's somebody wrote when I went on the boat with Leo.

I feel like for how cool that is, I actually don't talk about it as much as I could.

I agree.

The noto virus,

but you know what?

You experience it and try not talking about it, okay?

Not me getting defensive, like when people are just trying to help.

Genesis funeral, obviously.

Um,

okay, I think that's it.

Like

we can always circle back, yeah, Now that we have these lists.

Oh, and like things I repeat.

It's not a story, but saying I would take a bullet, like just oh, yeah, yeah.

Those are one of my favorite phrases.

Hella bullets, you guys.

Hella bullets.

Okay, so you're not going to like our next story either, but I do think it's worth talking about.

Oh my gosh.

It's Friday.

Like let me have somebody in town.

Like it's my day.

Prince George.

No, no.

Seriously, enough.

Enough.

I've had enough.

Because you're making me hate these people.

Warned his pals, my dad will be king, so you better watch out.

Okay, you know what?

If you had to choose one royal story, like this would have been it, but now we've all, and now we've said it.

But you don't want to talk about Miles and Miles and Miles.

You can just talk about how Miles is on SNL this weekend.

Like, we're so excited.

What do we think he's going to talk about?

You know, is he going to bring Kelly up for a skit?

Do you think so?

I hope so.

Now that she's an actress, she stars in Taylor's music videos.

Right.

She's the real actress.

Maybe Taylor will come to the after party.

Oh, for sure.

See, there's so much we could talk about.

Even though I don't think Taylor's in New York.

Where would she be?

I feel like she lives in London.

But I'm not entirely sure.

She's so mysterious.

And I appreciate that.

If you let me have this story, I will, I'll put a royal filter on my such-ins going forward.

No, like, it's honestly and truly, it's enough.

Like, we don't need one a day.

We don't even live there.

I just feel.

I just think you got really comfortable when it was like the queen passed and like every story was that.

And I know you're trying to recreate the magic.

I understand.

I've been there with the Suez.

It's yeah, it's very Suez.

Suez.

Okay, but this is funny.

So can we please just talk about it?

And then you can like stop being mean to me and we can move on.

Listen, I'm not being.

And you're knocking my passion.

I'm really not being mean.

I'm not, but like, we like, like, it's become unsufferable.

But, like, it's Friday, whatever.

You keep saying that, like, as if Friday is some sort of royalty.

Like, there's no stories.

Like, it's not like it's a Monday and I'm forsaking the juice to talk about Prince George.

You're forsaking the juice?

The juice.

The juicy stories

to talk about Prince George threatening his classmates.

Okay, go for it, sure.

Prince George is showing the world whose boss, the nine-year-old royal, reportedly made sure his chums at school knew who he was, according to a new book.

Katie Nichols' new book, The New Royals, Queen Elizabeth's Legacy and the Future of the Crown, gotta pick it up, out October 4th, alleges that the eldest son of Prince William and Kate told his peers that they had better watch out, reiterating that the Prince of Wales will be king one day.

The author writes, George understands he will one day be king, and as a little boy,

he sparred with friends at school, outdoing his peers with the killer line, my dad will be king, so you better watch out.

He's not wrong.

Like, his dad will be king, so you should watch out.

Like,

immediately.

Send to the tower.

Treason.

Who's going to the tower today, kids?

By the way, one story that we should talk about, because I feel like we spoke about it yesterday, like just on a personal level,

is there's like drama with the new Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix thing.

The victims of Jeffrey Dahmer, their families are like, enough.

Yeah, I haven't seen anything other than I was perusing Netflix and I hovered over Jeffrey Dahmer.

I i wasn't ever going to watch it that's not my beat me neither um and i saw like a little clip and it was like

like jeffree like sexy like punchy music quirky like oh come into my room lock door and it's like

it's a little too positive it's a little too light and bright no and just when i read that headline where it was like the victims of jeffree dahmer's families are like asking netflix to please stop like we we keep being re-traumatized it kind of put back into perspective like, Jeffrey Dahmer is not a fictional character.

Like, he was a real-ass person who, like, murdered real-ass women.

Yeah.

And it's like, why?

Like, I feel like crime culture has gotten like a little out of control.

I agree.

And I also saw a headline that originally the, um, you know how, like, when you have a show on Netflix, it could be in like the romance category, drama, it was in the LGBTQ category, like, tech.

Why?

I, I don't know, maybe he was gay.

I don't know a lot about him.

I just feel like that's like a little homophobic.

Like, they took it off.

Good.

They took that category.

That title off.

I think they should take down the show.

I've not seen it.

I haven't seen it.

Jeffy, that's really fucking weird.

Like LGBTQ.

I mean, I don't think they meant anything really nefarious by it, but it's like, what are some...

I don't know.

I don't know Jeffrey Dahmer's story, so I don't know.

Thriller.

It would be a thriller, no?

Well, no, you can have multiple.

It's not the only.

It's weird.

It's weird.

Even though maybe the show I'm going to do.

And so you add as many subjects on it so that you can.

You tag it more.

Yeah.

You tag it as much as you can.

And and they didn't people didn't like that I just feel like between all the podcasts all the documentaries and I've watched a few and I feel like the ones that I've watched like were really crazy stories that like needed to be told like I always think of that one that we both watched

American Killer Next Door or something where Chris whatever killed his wife and kids and like threw them in a water tank like just a horrible story horrible um and I didn't like get enjoyment from that I feel like people like well there's a difference between a documentary and a shit and a fictional that's so true by the way I just think we've gotten to a place where like it's enough and it's really fucking weird.

Yeah.

And that's why I feel like just like about a lot of the podcasts, too.

Even the last time we spoke about crime podcasts, like I got a lot of feedback that a lot of the big crime shows like do amazing work with the families and they raise money.

Like Crime Junkies does a lot.

But it's weird.

But it seems like this show.

And I don't know enough of this.

And that's like morbid, right?

Is that the one that's in the comedy section of the podcast?

Like, why?

What's funny?

Yeah.

But I haven't listened to it, so I can't say.

Yeah.

Haven't looked into the show enough.

But I just, I finished my movie and then the preview for Jeffrey Dahmer show came up and I was like, this is fucking twisted and nasty.

Why are you like making it so fun?

Glamorous.

It's a cute show.

So it felt like Ryan Murphy.

Right, right.

Like, like literally Scream Queens.

Yeah, it felt like Scream Queens, but like, this is a real story.

Yeah, with like real victims, it's really weird.

Yeah.

And I just think like the culture has got, like, we've taken it too far officially.

It's one thing to be like intrigued and like want to investigate and, like, be kind of like obsessed with crime.

It's another when it's, like, so entertaining to the point where, like, you forget that this is, like, a real thing that happened.

Yeah.

I just think it's weird.

Yeah.

So, I think you should listen to the victims.

The trucks are news.

And they should have been consulted in the first place.

Agreed.

And the show should come down, honestly.

It's causing more trouble than it's worth.

I completely agree.

Sorry to Evan Peters.

Maybe you should do sleepover the sequel and you won't get in trouble.

Oh, Evan Peters is Jeffrey Dahmer.

He's like so like not famous.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, I've never seen him pop around.

He's like, he's like, he's a lot of the crap.

Yeah.

He's a kind of like what Shia LaBeouf, I feel like, could have been.

He's like, I've never seen a paparazzi picture of him.

Yeah.

I've never like heard about him.

Like, he dated Emma Roberts, right?

For a little bit, but like, other than that, I don't know much about his personal life.

He must have like a nice work-life balance.

Yeah.

Did you see Kelly Clarkson on the cover?

I think it was like Hollywood Reporter variety, something.

It's all coming up, Kelly.

And she was like, not to brag, but like, I am,

like, I always hear other people who are like on my level being like, it's so tough.

Like, I can't go to the grocery store.

Like, people recognize me.

She's like, I go to Target every day, and like, nobody cares.

Like, she's like, I have the best life.

Like, she acknowledged that, like, she has all the fame and all the rich and all the money, but she literally leads the most normal life.

Like, nobody cares when she goes to the supermarket.

That's what she deserves.

100%.

Peace.

She has new music coming out next year, and it's been so long

since we got music from our girly.

The last album was like, Love So Soft.

Yeah.

Not my favorite, but Kelly can do no wrong.

100%.

Not complaining.

100%.

And I look forward to seeing what she's bringing to the table.

Creatively.

Creatively.

Because I'm like, I don't have the time to do like New Music Friday, new releases, find every person single.

But like, when one of my faves drops an album, I'll be showing up for them.

Yes, I agree.

I'll be playing it on repeat.

Counselor is always keeping me up.

Like, oh, did you hear the new single from blank?

That used to be me.

It's a lot of work.

Yeah.

No, but like, I listen to albums at a time.

I put on personos.

Like, I'm not just listening to like one-off songs.

I agree.

Unless I'm working out and then I'm just listening to 10 things I hate about you on repeat.

Thinking of Madison LaCroix.

My favorite girl.

Yikes.

Okay, are you ready for our next story?

Yes.

Met Gala 2023 theme has been revealed and it's

a gorgeous theme.

It's a tribute to the late Carl Lagerfeld.

Vogue revealed on Friday that the 2023 Met Gala theme will pay tribute to the late Carl Lagerfeld nearly four years after his death from pancreatic cancer at the age of 85.

The exhibition called Carl Lagerfeld, A Line of Beauty, will explore the illustrious designer's career, which spanned from 1954 to 2019 across multiple high fashion brands, including Balman, Chloe, Fendi, Chanel, and his own eponymous line.

In addition to being heavily involved in the 2015 Chanel themed event, Lagerfeld was a fixture at the Met Gala over the years as he was close friends with Anna and one of the industry's most lauded names.

That's a really good theme.

Like, amazing.

I think there's a lot that you could do with it, and I'm really looking forward.

I'm really looking forward.

The bar is high because Carl is watching and everybody should be dressing through the eyes of Carl.

And if done correctly, everyone should look amazing.

And I'm looking forward to that.

Also, the exhibit sounds amazing.

You should go while you're here.

It probably doesn't start yet, but whenever it's up, I would love to go.

Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of different like routes you can take, but overall, it's going to be like full-on glamour.

And the thing is with the last couple of

Met Gala themes, it's like they require an explanation if you're not like an art history and fashion double major, which I'm not.

And it's just like not fun to participate when like you feel stupid.

And I think this is like a little bit easier to digest while also being like a really good theme.

Yeah, and the themes have gotten so big and almost vague, like can't.

Come de garcon.

Oh, you love.

That's a little too specific.

That's my coma de garcon.

Like what did that mean?

But this, I feel like, is very specific.

Carl has had so many eras.

There's so much that you can pull from.

Not everyone will be looking the exact same, but Carl doesn't flop.

So I shouldn't see one floppy look on the red carpet or they shouldn't be allowed through the door.

No, you're 100% right.

And I think that this is a great theme.

And I agree, it'll be a great exhibit.

And I'm excited.

I really am.

It's reinvigorating my excitement for the Met Gala.

Things got like really off the wagon

between COVID and the last theme that they did twice that everyone stuck up the joints at.

And in hindsight, like it was just bad.

I think we're getting back to the roots here.

This is real fashion.

I have, I loved Heavenly Bodies.

I thought that was an amazing theme.

That was like so many years ago at this point.

And I really liked camp.

Like, I didn't, like, I didn't appreciate it at the time.

And now that, like, I'm really into drag culture, like, so much of drag culture is camp.

And like, I get it more.

And I wish I I could have appreciated at the time because now I look back and I'm like, that's so camp.

Yeah.

And I'm looking camp right in the eye.

Oh, are you ever?

Constantly.

And you've got to keep the other eye out for Selena.

Right.

I'm in perpetuity.

My eyes are one for Selena, looking camp right in the eye and the other.

That's why I'm always wonky-eyed.

Anyways, so excited.

Yeah, that's a good one.

I wonder, I was watching Kardashians last night.

It was like February, and I just happened to be thinking about like Kim and her Marilyn dress.

And and like i wonder when people like kim who it's like their whole year

when they start thinking about their look for the metala um she's probably already at this time because it's february and the metal is in may she probably already has but like um it's probably still like conceptual i don't think she i wonder if who she's going with i wonder who like the big designer for this will be considering he worked at all those places right she'd probably go with fendy maybe because fendy skimmed i'm wearing fendy skims today how cool are you and i'm wearing good american look at us just going to queens

And I

like, I do really miss like the time when the Kardashians were like Balman girlies, like them and Olivier and like those iconic structured mini dresses and the blazers.

That was an iconic time.

And I feel like just like fashion has moved on from that like Luke.

But I wouldn't mind a Balman moment with them too.

I hope the whole family goes together.

That's what I would love to see in my heart of hearts.

Like everyone at the same table dressed.

cohesive

yeah and giving us a moment that's what we need now you know i do think like we could have gotten that if Kim and Kanye had stayed married.

Cause like I could see Yeezy becoming like an official designer of the Met Gala.

And remember how he dressed them all, including Caitlin for The Life of Pablo and Lamar.

No, that was for Yeezy.

Oh, they all looked so good at his like album release thing and it was really iconic.

Yeah, that's what we need.

That is what we need.

Like that's really, I know for other people, like they're looking to the Met Gala for other stars, but for a lot of people, like it's now the Kardashian.

But I feel like even when you're in there, that's what like a lot of the articles say.

It's like they're the popular girls.

Like Demi Lovato said that when she had the worst time at the Met Gala.

She was like, there's like a popular table.

No, but I feel like they're not, if they're the popular girls, they're like kind with their popularity.

Yeah, I don't think that they're mean.

Yeah.

I feel like it's their party now.

Well, you know what?

Cara Delabine is definitely going to be like the belle of the ball this year because she was like Carl's muse.

Yeah, and she's still doing his line.

Cara loves Carl.

So is Kaya Gerber was one of Carl's girlies.

But like, I just associate like, if there's one muse, it's Cara.

Yeah, I agree.

And I saw a, um, was I hosting with Shannon or with you when we were talking about like those photos that came out of Cara Delavine, like looking a little.

We talked a little bit about it, but it wasn't a story.

Um, she went out.

There was like a big party for Cara ex-Carl, and she looked really good.

Like she looked much better.

And I hope that she can

keep that, keep up that energy because we need her for the Met Gala.

We really do.

Yeah, she's the one to watch.

She's the one to watch for sure.

For sure.

You got to keep an eye out for her.

For Cara.

Yeah.

But I am constantly keeping an eye out for Selena.

She's also one to watch at the Met Gallis.

She always shows up and shows out with Coach and Tiffany's.

And I feel like she did like Stella McCartney for a while.

Yeah.

She's a good girl.

Good girl.

Are you ready for our next story?

I am.

David Beckham confronted Brooklyn about Nicola Pelt's drama.

Like talking about this gives me such a pit.

Like, this is so personal.

It's so real, though.

I know.

And like, it was so.

How was all this getting out?

Like, for real?

Like, how do we know if this is true for real?

Okay.

David Beckham reportedly confronted Brooklyn Beckham over the drama involving Brooklyn's wife, Nicola, and his mom, Victoria.

Quote, I don't think David has ever lost his temper with Brooklyn or had cause to talk to him harshly, but that has now finally happened, a source told the Daily Mail.

Like, your dad yelling at you is on the Daily Mail.

Like, that's so.

Invasive.

He said that the athlete read the riot act to his eldest child.

Quote, he had it out with him and told him, we don't do this in our family, and you know that we don't do this in our family.

They added that David allegedly told Brooklyn, what happens next is up to you, but we are done with the drama.

Per the publication, David was upset over comments made by Nicola and Brooklyn in the recent interview for Grazia U.S.'s fall 2022 cover.

The young couple spoke about the media coverage of Nicola's relationship with Victoria.

She said, quote, he said, quote, to be honest, my wife is obviously my first priority, and I never want to see her upset ever.

When people do say ridiculous things, we just talk about it and we just move on.

We have each other's back 100% and we just move on.

So they did talk about it.

I think they thought that they were sounding respectful.

And on its face, it is, but I think the fact that they talked about it is disrespectful.

and it validated all of these reports that and if they didn't mention it we could all still pretend like oh it's the media conjuring no that's so true and i just feel like they're not that type of family like they don't thirst out and like air their dirty laundry and i think i think they did it because

Even though like Victoria is Ice Queen, I think the general narrative was like Nicola is like a diva and a mean girl.

So she went on the offensive to kind of right that wrong.

But I feel like that actually wasn't really the narrative.

I feel like there's that with that people say that, you know, there's some like Dumois stuff, obviously the Bella Thorne bullying thing.

Like there are some people who are like, oh, Nicola's a mean girl.

But I don't feel like that's the overarching narrative.

I actually feel like the fact that she felt the need to defend herself is more so because like

that's it's like she's projecting.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, yeah, like we're fine.

Yeah.

I feel like there's

drawing.

If they, if they never spoke about it, you could just say, oh, they're both icy and they're just like not seeing eye to eye.

Right.

And we have no proof that this is actually true.

But her making a declaration validates everything.

That's the most important point.

And I'm glad that his daddy offered me.

Me too.

I'm glad for it because even though I agree with the sentiment like that, you know, your wife comes before your mother-in-law.

But do it all crying.

Publicly is beyond inappropriate.

David and Victoria are both A-listers.

Their whole family has been celebrity famous for how many many years?

And they've never found themselves in a situation like this.

Like,

what's the new variable?

No, and Brooklyn, like, being out here being married to Nicola, wanting to be a chef after literally making a grilled cheese one time.

All of that is because he's David and Victoria's son.

And I'm sure it feels like a huge slap in the face to give your kid this life just for him to run off and talk about you in the press, even if it wasn't like outwardly negative.

No, and it's the mentioning it in the press, but also whatever's happening in private.

private like he's clearly choosing his wife over his family and there shouldn't have to be a choice yes I agree even though like if there ever is a choice like I'm of the mind that like you go with your spouse did something terrible happen right like what what what is so bad that they can't come back from yeah that she didn't make the dress right get over it yeah

but no I would feel upset too if like someone was talking about something in the family to the press without like clearing it with me first because like family things stay family yeah and anything that's happened in private like we can all move on from but once it's out there you can't put it back in people will always like i'm glad that he got a talking to i agree i hope the two of them can change their tune and just stop it i agree and just go be happy together and then figure out the family stuff in time yeah they just need like a little break yeah but david is right i'm sure that wedding was like

a torture fest for everyone.

I mean, think of, think of everyone's weddings and it's not that, you know, and everyone at their own weddings, whatever, how big or how small, is tortured in-laws.

But then you add the scale of how much money they have in the paparazzi and the fame and the tablets.

It must have been like the most

harrowing experience.

So they need a little time to debrief from wedding drama.

Totally.

Totally.

Which should be fine until you start putting stuff in the press.

Now you can't take that back.

Totally.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is a little exciting content news?

Community, the movie, is finally happening at Peacock, fulfilling the show's prophecy.

Wait, what's community?

Joe McHale.

This is your community college.

Yep, the greatest show ever that has a million lives, and everyone keeps canceling it and picking it up and canceling it again.

But now, maybe it's not the darkest timeline after all.

Is six seasons and a movie is finally becoming reality.

Peacock has ordered a movie based on the Dan Harmon comedy community, bringing back original stars Joe McHale, Danny Pewdie, Allison Bree, Jillian Jacobs, Shim Rash, Ken Jong, to check in on what the gang from Grendale has been up to since the show ended in 2015.

Kill it.

Without sharing specifics, Peacock and Sony Pictures TV, which jointly announced the green light on Friday, described the negotiations for Peacock to secure the movie as heavily competitive.

As part of the deal, Peacock has also acquired non-exclusive rights to the full six season community library, which can also be found on Netflix and Hulu.

That would be a great show to re-watch.

Yeah, I watched like the first two episodes and I never got into it, but I didn't really give it like the full, I didn't give it my full energy.

Oh, I watched it when it was on back in the day and I loved it.

Yeah, I feel like it's really like a niche audience.

It is, but they're so enthusiastic and that's why this show like refuses to die you're small but mighty we're small but mighty it's literally been 15 years and now they're getting a movie that's nice maybe i will watch it it's the funniest premise for a show and the cast is so what's the premise again they all go to community college yeah but they all have like a different reasons for how they ended up there and obviously they're not college age oh got it okay most of them i think like maybe maybe atison breeze character was and like she This is where she got in or something.

Got it.

That's funny.

It's so funny.

Okay, that is a good show to watch.

I get that confused.

Honestly, I know it sounds crazy with like Parks and Wreck.

No, they're all pretty similar.

They're all like 30-minute sitcoms that are funny from NBC and people got so famous from them.

And people really love them and feel strongly about them, but you can't like have watched all of them.

No, and I did start Parks and Wreck and like it was not funny.

And that is a fact of life.

It's not my opinion.

It's a sheer fact.

I didn't watch Parks and Wreck.

I didn't watch most of that, but it's weird that I did watch Community because, oh, it's not weird because I loved Joel McHale and I loved The Soup when it was on, and I would have followed him till the ends of the earth.

The soup was a really unique time in my life.

It was a good time.

It was so,

it was such a, like, it was, I don't even know what I would call it because it was like late night, but it was a variety show and it had like little segments.

It was literally like the Amanda show.

You know what I would call it?

What?

So meaty.

Chats too, right?

That's what I would call it.

Yeah.

I didn't even like understand half the things they were saying on the show.

No, but I was cracking up.

And then we were literally 12.

Didn't E like promise to bring it back?

They brought it back with a female host.

Yes.

And now, I think.

Because everything E touches turns to trash.

Yeah, it just shrivels up.

Yeah, and dies.

And becomes embarrassing.

I don't think people have looked at Busy Phillips the same.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

When she was prancing around in a nightgown and big hoopy earrings.

Singing Fred Rogers.

It was Mr.

Rogers.

It was a lot.

It was a lot.

So that's what you missed.

I'm good.

That's what you missed.

We know, though, you needed to know every morsel of that.

Most morsels.

Every last one.

Right, Stra Sands, you'll support your mommy.

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The Kardashians episode on Hulu, episode two of season two, was released on Wednesday night, and we caught up with the girlies.

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When you just like literally like waiting, like, was it bursting out of you while I was doing that?

Yeah, and I'm staring at brut-da-doo and he's like, what are you, are you calling for me or are you calling for your toothbrush, mom?

Um, so episode two, we got Kylie's birth, which was stunning.

It was very emo, I mean, I

enjoyed it, but I didn't really relate to like the conversation afterwards about like, you know, how different it is the second time and just being hard on your body, yada, yada.

But I imagine that like it made you feel seen.

It made me feel seen.

She's my queen right now.

Like everything that comes out of her mouth, I could just sit there and watch her talk slowly about anything.

Like I wish every scene with her is just so precious to me.

And a lot of what she was saying, I really, really appreciated.

I feel like she's been so open

about what she's gone through.

Even when she was talking about how she's been home since November, just like hanging out with a four-year-old.

And then I guess she went to Coachella.

She went to Jessica.

She took her, remember, in April.

So she was really like home.

And that's really what I experienced too.

And I just love her so dearly.

It's definitely resurfacing that, like, like, I want to know the name now.

And I'm so curious what it is.

And it was making me think, like, we haven't had a Kardashian new name since Psalm, which is really so long ago.

And before I understood how difficult it is to name a person.

So, like, now my curiosity is off the charts.

I do believe we will find out on this season of this show.

Yeah.

Like, I think that's, I don't think it's going to be an Instagram.

Like, I think we'll find out on the show.

I think we'll find out on Instagram, actually, whenever she's writing, because she keeps saying, like, I think still on his birth certificate it's wolf until she changes that and I don't think she's changed it on the show so she keeps just leaving it open but no I loved her sharing all she was sharing and it was a good reminder to just like be kinder to yourself like we're making human beings thank you fucking hard and there's no rush and to like enjoy like appreciate the process you know appreciate the process I definitely get like a little hasty and being like I just you know want to bounce back immediately yeah but like whatever whatever I totally agree you know like there's a few moments where it's like oh I wish I was like you know

taking pictures or whatever but like in the grand scheme of things whatever no and it's like okay so you have delicious I'm not saying you do but like hypothetically like delicious thighs

yeah Harry came from those thighs like your kids from these loins yeah that's what I was trying to say I'm not saying anything about your thighs like I was just trying to make a point The subplot of Chloe taking the brain test was giving E energy and it was giving energy with a capital A.

You know who's giving E energy?

Kendall.

She needs to be, oh, another conversation.

She needs to be stopped as Chris.

Like everything she says in her confessionals, it's like so Kardashians 10 years ago of like just like fakeness.

No, she can do no wrong for me.

She's your Kylie.

She's being like so genuine.

She's my Kylie.

And I just feel like she's always like delivering a line.

Sorry, when she was yelling at Corey to get in the car and stop taking videos, like.

No, but that was real-time moments.

But when she's in her fridge.

In her interviews.

Her fridge.

Oh, her wine fridge.

In the garage.

In the garage.

With the Crystal and the Dom.

And he's like, which one should I take?

Yeah, he he went for the rose

so cute so kylie so kylie um

no i'm sorry there's nothing she could do that literally i don't care like she's your like i'm obsessed okay good um

yeah the brain stuff oh my god oh the brain stuff doctor being like i've had lakers season tickets for 20 years it's like i like people recognize that like these are extremely famous people everyone knows about lamar no when he walked in um and Chloe was like, hi.

Kylie was like, hi, this is my sister.

He's like, hi, Chloe.

And she at the same time said, hi, I'm Chloe.

Like, we know.

We know.

We know.

You're new.

I love that for him.

Yeah.

And

it's like, it was like Tyler Henry.

Like, we're breaking the fourth.

We're pretending to be like, oh, I don't know what's going on in your radio, even though

we know.

So I really appreciated him and his honesty and his season tickets.

We got like the P-word.

She said, Pete.

And it was just like crazy.

And next week is like all about Pete's fight.

So I think they took out anything too emotional and serious.

Yeah, but are leaving like fun fodder.

Yeah.

And I also think she said in the interview, like if in when Chloe was talking about Tristan proposing, Kim said, if someone proposed to me, I would like have to say yes.

I would like feel bad.

Oh, and that does validate the theory that people thought that the reason they broke up is because Pete.

It invalidates it because then she would have just said yes to Pete.

No, no, no, no, no.

And I don't think she wouldn't have.

If that was the reason why they were both broken,

if that was the reason why they broke up, I don't think they would have left that soundbite in.

That's true.

That's true.

I found that to be quite interesting.

I also love to see the girlies traveling together to Milan.

It made me want to go go to Milan, and I've like never had any interest.

But like the way they travel is just fabulous.

Like Kim Air, Range Rover.

Why were they staying at different hotels?

Like just things that they do as sisters, but also as businesswomen.

Like it makes no sense.

Yeah, they just have like different teams and it's actually shocking that they even flew together.

Right.

Also, Kendall is literally the biggest model in the world for how many years now and has walked in every single show.

Like, and I'm so glad she like sees Prada still as a big deal, but why is she acting like

this was you know,

break.

She was acting like she was acting when she was like 17 and Chris went to the Victoria Secret.

Like it was kind of rude, first of all, like your sister's so proud of you.

Like there's an easier way to communicate what you're trying to say.

I know what she means.

Like it's, I think she already has a hard time like backstage.

The girls like think she's undeserving of her career.

Like the girls who literally like lived in model apartments with 16 other models.

Like I get it.

And it's like embarrassing, but like.

It's not what she says.

It's how she says it.

It gives off like such entitlement and like it's kind of rude.

No, but I also meant like she was acting like, oh my God, I don't know if I'm going to get Prada.

I'm so excited.

Like, I guess it's good that she's still enthusiastic about the job, but she was acting like this was her first big break.

When, like, I imagine she's walked for Prada before.

Yeah.

It's just another day.

I think that's her attempt to seem grateful.

Okay.

Which I appreciate.

It just, it was confusing.

Yeah, no, it was definitely weird.

And like, Kim was like so obviously like excited to be in Milan.

Like, I think Kim spends a lot of her time like just working on skims, being a mom, being at home in Calabasas.

So like when she gets out without the kids, like it's super fun.

Yeah.

And she's like genuinely excited.

And I just think like Kendall's a little bit more jaded.

Yeah.

And I love kendall representing the redheads yeah um that felt really nice it was fabulous and everyone was like really nice about the hair color like kim likes it kim likes red hair so i just felt really that's good to know just like a general thing of fact of life yeah there's some people who don't and patty stanger is like such a redhead phobic yeah what she makes on her show she used to make like the nastiest comments about redheads

i hate her Isn't that crazy?

You would only have remembered if you're a redhead

shit.

But she like would not work with redheads.

No, I guess you're right.

There actually is like a small like group of like bigots like that say like fire crotch and like ginger gingers have no souls like yep that are like ginge phobic bigots.

I didn't think about that.

Patty Stingers is one is the head of the committee

and then Courtney we got like a brief update on her fertility that like they're gonna go the natural route like at least one last time, which is super nice.

So then it also makes me think because we're obviously months in the future.

They're gonna do they got the embryo via IVF.

Yeah, but I thought then they got the embryo and so then they're going to go natural and then if it doesn't work then they have an embryo.

Oh, okay.

So it just makes me think like I don't know if she would carry it.

So like any day now, like, because this is months ago, like we could have a Kravis baby.

Yeah.

God willing.

God willing.

God willing.

Ruffle Shamp Leon Hara.

And then so they bought their own house in Palm Springs?

Yes.

Because that wasn't Christmas.

That they were doing that, but it looked so similar.

It was confusing at times.

All their houses like have the same aesthetic.

And I think they're like down the street from Chris's house.

That was nice.

So it was cute.

I could not be around people with such PDA like that.

No, me neither.

It's like, it's enough.

No, I'm happy for them.

Like, but me too.

But it's like, if you're the only other person in the room, it's a lot.

No, and like sharing just like with

people that like you did the dishes naked is so unnecessary.

And then when that person is your mom and her boyfriend, it it takes it to another level of unnecessary.

It's so unnecessary.

Yeah.

It's so unnecessary like it's beyond unnecessary.

There's it's just, you know what it is?

It's not necessary.

Yeah.

One thing that confuses me about the girlies is why they always have their shoes on the bed.

That's actually an amazing point.

Like when Courtney and I'm sorry, Chloe and Kim were talking, they were first like on the corners of the bed with their, like Chloe was wearing her sneakers.

They were off the bed and Kim's, she was wearing high heels.

Yeah, you're right.

Didn't take them off.

And then Chloe comes into the, crosses the bed to give Kim a hug on Kim's bed and like her sneakers are on the bed.

Let me say one thing.

I do think it's important to note that like the shit on the bottom of my shoe is definitely more dirty like because they pretty much like go to their houses, get in their cars.

They're lifted from place to stay.

Yeah, like they don't like they don't walk in the streets.

They don't take public transit.

No.

They are only in their own yards, which are plenty clean.

Maybe they go to a restaurant, they walk four feet.

No, they definitely their shoe is cleaner than mine.

But it's not clean, period.

But like.

It's just shoes on the bed.

No, I completely agree.

And they're so clean.

Like Kim's house doesn't have a tchotchki.

Right.

But you'll have a shoe on the bed.

I would love a clarification on that.

That's an amazing, amazing point.

Maybe they like put covers on their beds that they take off at the end of the day.

Or maybe they're just so rich, like they get their sheets cleaned every day.

Yeah, like, I just got my shoe on the bed.

Can someone swap?

Fresh pair garcem.

Perhaps that's what it is, but it's an amazing point.

I'd love some clarification, Kylie, if you're watching.

Or Chloe.

Yeah, Kylie.

Or Chloe.

I just know that like everyone watches, you know?

Yeah.

Or maybe someone who like works for them, like can explain, oh, when there's a shoe on the bed, like, this is what we do.

Or maybe it's a set.

It's not their real house.

Oh,

when kim also like acknowledged i don't i forgot what she said but she was like

can we say that on hulu

kim and corn they'll

take milan yeah yeah also i thought it was really sweet how when they did kylie's birth they used the same song from i'm 34 weeks today like her vlog from baby number one it was like the piano you know song is it kanye i didn't even notice i don't know it's like done

done it's like a song with no words just piano so sweet so um 34 weeks today.

Gotta get pregnant just so I can say that.

Yeah, that's a really good reason.

100%.

The content.

Or your TikTok.

Yeah, people would love

Clerdia.

So, um, 34 weeks today.

So it was a good episode.

Honestly, week one was like crazy, so this was more of like kind of boring.

But those girls are just a pleasure to watch.

They are.

They are.

The new show format is like gorgeous.

I'm so glad we're over the drones because season one, I was getting nauseous.

It's nice.

It's nice.

And I need a Corey and Chris spin-off.

I need a Corey Corey docuseries.

Oh, when Chris was going through how she named all of her children and literally forgot Robert and then put him last and forgot his middle name, Queen.

Queen.

And she has a tram stamp.

That was fascinating.

Fascinating.

What a fascinating transition.

100%.

So that was a TV recap.

People were upset we didn't do House of the Dragon this week.

It was on Jackie's.

I haven't watched it yet.

She also doesn't have DVR.

So you'll be back home this week and we'll get back on track on Monday.

Yes.

That is our show.

We'll be back next week.

Shows Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

Nope.

Yom Kipper.

Oh my God.

Fuck!

Oh my God, the Streis brothers.

Fuck, I forgot.

Bruno, it's okay.

Mommy loves you.

So Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.

Monday next week.

Because Wednesday is Yom Kippur.

And Friday, I'm headed to Pittsburgh for my show at the Roxanne Theater.

Tickets available at girlknownjab.com slash tour.

Good luck getting one.

And I'm headed to Atlanta for a Spritz Meeting Friday.

Total wine.

Oh, Oh, and mine's on Monday, October 3rd.

He asked me what day it was.

I told him it was October 3rd.

In Long Island, meet and greet.

So we're getting like the entire Eastern Seaboard covered.

Yeah.

That's a little bit of a.

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