S5 Ep124: Remy The Rat of All My Dreams: Thursday, September 1st, 2022

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Thursday.

Hope everyone is having a fabulous, fabulous day so far.

We've got some early morning toast podcast only content coming at you.

And I'm ready for a good time.

Hey, Jax, how you doing?

I'm dern good.

It's the first Thursday of September, which means the new episode of The Redheads is out.

So everyone, stop what you're doing.

Turn off this podcast.

No, I'm kidding.

After this podcast, if you haven't already, go listen to the Redheads.

It's another fantastic episode and I'm feeling hashtag redheads proud.

Hashtag redheads proud.

Also,

but before you do that, you should listen to all of our Patreons, all the episodes on every show we've ever done on TNN, and then the Redheads.

So you can be fully prepared.

Yeah, you could do Redheads first.

You could support a podcast that's trying to support literacy in women.

That's true.

Literacy Literacy in women specifically.

I would say the majority of our listeners, much to Ben's chagrin, are women who read.

Yeah.

He's losing that battle for female illiteracy.

It's hard to see.

I have to tell you.

Battle for female illiteracy wages on.

Wages on.

I have to tell you that on Wednesday's episode, you told me that your new favorite song is 10 Things I Hate About You.

And One thing I hate about you is that you had that song stuck in my head all motherfucking day.

Sing it, sis.

Tim tell till dish for your dating.

Soon the darlings gay hay dating.

It is such a torturous tune.

I'm sorry to bring it up on today's episode.

I believe you hate it so much.

So tell me, I was actually thinking about it.

What other trends do people do with it?

Like, obviously, I enjoyed the cast of Southern Charm, but what are some other ways that people use it?

People use the song to like highlight people from their past that they've dated, like, you know, tom for like

not people we know no it's like there's been no like really juicy tea from it it's become like a corny tick tock song that i think like the majority of tick tock does not like

that's why i like it for sure always the contrarian always the contrarian i'm a tick tock renegade doing the renegade you're a tick tock renegade doing the renegade from a video that she learned on her ipad.

Oh yeah, that's my new thing.

I told you guys.

Now I have TikTok on my iPad, but the thing is I usually leave my iPad in the studio.

So the time that I would, I never go on TikTok when I'm in the studio, but sometimes I'm in bed and I'm like, ooh, I would like to scroll the talk now, but my iPad is away.

So we're getting that.

It's getting closer and closer.

I think.

No, we're getting closer.

I'm waiting for TikTok to give me my account, help me get back to you.

Also, the way that it's funny when I go on TikTok on my iPad, I just search Morning Toast and I just watch the same videos over and over again of clips for old clips from our show.

It's so premium.

I could spend a whole afternoon watching clips of us.

We are hysterical.

Might I add stunning?

Wait, let's talk about the gorgeous nature of ourselves because...

Yes, let's.

I'm literally in some of the clips so gorgeous and it's a shame because I had no idea at the time.

And I can remember certain days and certain eras where it's like, oh, that was like my, like, I just thought I was like not cute.

And it's like, you're so cute.

Well, I actually think that's a huge part of life and growing up is like looking back on photos of yourself.

And in that time, you thought you were like beastly and ugly and you felt so insecure about your body.

And then like years later, you look back and like you would do anything to look like that.

I think that's just life.

That is life.

So whoever you are right now, if you're going through one of those periods where you're like not feeling yourself, you look great.

You know, just

let up on yourself.

I was watching old videos and it's like, I didn't even know that's what my face looked like.

Well, like, I honestly didn't even recognize it.

I felt like I was watching someone else, honestly.

I wanted to ask you, so we've obviously now settled into our remote studios.

Which lighting do you like better?

New York toast or transatlantic toast?

It's, I can't say because New York toast, most of it, I had a different face.

Right, right.

So

you agree with the fact that like pregnancy changes a woman's face?

I think weight gain changes a woman's face.

Well, yes, but I'm saying like

I can't say because I need to, like, I don't know if I just.

You don't know if your face looks different because your weight is different or because you had a baby.

Yeah, no, I think it's just the weight because it's just rounder.

Like, I don't think my features have changed, honestly.

But also, people say that your face changes more with a girl than with the boy.

I really just think it's the weight, not the pregnancy, but I'll let you know once the weight is gone.

Well, you guys could let me know.

Sound off in the comments.

Don't you fucking dare.

Don't you fucking dare in the comments.

No, I do not want to hear in the comments if you think my face has changed.

Thanks.

I think your face is stunning always.

But you didn't say whether or not it's changed.

No, I don't think that it's changed.

I think I'm like, I don't think it's fundamentally changed.

I think I just...

It's a little rounder.

But I do think like I've seen whether it's like celebrities or people I know personally go through pregnancy and their face like looks different afterwards, not pertaining to weight, just pertaining to like facial structure.

Yes, but I also think like immediately after you give birth, yes, your face is a little different, but I do think it does go back to how it was.

There's just so many things about pregnancy that look so

unappetizing.

Yeah, it's not,

it's not a walk in the park.

No, no, and I never thought it was, especially after watching you and Liv go through it.

But like to create a human.

It's a lot of work.

It's a lot.

You know, you're literally, it's the craziest thing to think about to create a life.

Yeah, no, it's not nothing.

You know, you're not creating an envelope.

Yeah, who would want to create an envelope?

Such a good question.

I chose the stories today, and I cannot lie, they're not robust.

And I was going to choose, everyone was quaking.

Wednesday night, there was a new

boat blocking the Suez, and I was going to choose it so we could like...

girly girl chit chat about the Suez, but it's already been remedied because once something like that happens, it never really happens again on on a scale like that.

Try as you may, you will never be evergreen.

Try as you may.

And they're these copycats, they're fraudulent.

So embarrassing.

So embarrassing.

Like get your own idea.

Get stuck in a different canal.

Make world news in another way.

Like you'll never be what they were.

So stop trying.

No, even though I would love for someone to be that because I loved the way I felt when the Suez was down.

I would love for something else to happen that

inspires that sort of worldwide attention and grasping all of our interests.

You know, I don't want it to be a copycat.

You know what actually recently happened that caught that kind of like worldwide attention?

What?

Your comments on working from home.

Yeah, no, that was, but I wouldn't say that it united everyone in the same way that the Suez did because in the Suez, there really was no villain.

No.

But in this situation, I do feel you are as though you are unfairly being painted as the villain and I know you don't want to talk about it.

I just want to defend your honor for one second if I can.

Go off.

Obviously, I mean if you are like a normal human being, you don't know what we're talking about and I'm so happy for you.

But you know, a lot of people were very

perplexed, they were hurt, they were angry about a conversation we had on Wednesday's episode.

And if you would have asked me, Claudia, what do you think people would have been upset about from Wednesday's episode?

I would have said maybe it was me suggesting that Greta Thunberg and Leonardo DiCaprio start a whirlwind romance.

I thought maybe it was maybe my miseducation of Karl Marx and just socialism in general.

Never did I think people would get upset in the way that they did about our conversation about working from home, which I feel like if you listen to it, we had like a really balanced discussion.

Like I felt a certain way, you felt a certain way.

And we were like exchanging good points and we were like kind of feeling

the other.

Yeah, we were feeling each other's ways, but when the chipsaw landed i feel a little stronger on this way you feel a little stronger on that way like a conversation but i guess like i think like one person misunderstood what we said and like gaslit other people into thinking people were so mad they're like jackie i cannot believe that you said people who work from home don't lead a fulfilling life.

That's so hypocritical of you, Jackie.

You work from home.

And I just feel like it's so important for me to say this next statement.

You never said that.

I never said that.

I don't know what show you guys are watching.

This is the morning toast where I never fucking said that.

Never.

We had two different conversations.

One, we talked about working from home and going back into the office.

And I personally am of the belief that people should go back into the office.

I think that there's a lot of pros to working from home and a lot of cons.

And I actually, I read a lot of people's comments about a lot of the pros that they've experienced.

And I'm really happy for them.

Like me too.

Completely.

And that's really, really nice.

Yeah, I think people who contributed to our conversation in a normal, healthy way, I thought it was really interesting to learn about people who hated working from home and people who it literally changed their whole life, whether it's because they have a dog or kids or they were able to get in shape.

Like so many people thrived and so many people hated it so much.

And I thought that was really interesting that like we could have a normal discussion about it, but then people took it so far.

No, so we talked about working from home and that's what we said.

And then you started talking about like days where you don't you were saying like but why do we have to work at all like i wish we didn't have to work and i was like but claude don't you ever have those days like like in between episodes of The Toast where for some reason we're not working and we're not on a trip?

And like those days, you can't live all your life as those.

Like this.

Yeah, you can't.

So we're just having that conversation about how, yeah, it sounds nice to never work, but actually in practice, in practice, it's like not fun.

No, I wasn't talking about working from home.

I was talking about not working at all and that that is not.

a purposeful life.

Right.

So don't get it twisted.

Everyone, calm down.

She literally never said that.

And I'm sorry to have brought it up, but I don't, I don't appreciate people lying on your name.

No, it's so wild.

Like the

energy that was brought for literally the most mundane moronic conversation.

Like you would have thought.

No, and I didn't even say it.

I don't know where you guys got your information.

And the other thing is they're probably the people who wrote those comments aren't listening to this because they didn't listen to the last episode.

But you got to listen to the episode to have an opinion.

Yeah.

And so that's why people, like, I hate to even get into this, but people are always like, you and Jackie can't take criticism.

If you listen to the episode and you have like a valid argument, like, and you're not coming at it like from a really hostile place, of course I'll listen to you.

No, I people expect people expect us to take criticism when they A, don't even listen to what we said and B, come out swinging, calling us like mom shaming you, calling us like tone death assholes, like fuck off.

You think I'm gonna literally give one breath to what you think?

No, totally.

And you can read from the comments.

Like I can tell which comments are people who actually listen to the episode.

And by the way, people who are actually fans of ours versus people who, I don't know, found us this comment on some forum and then they took up their pitchforks and they came in they didn't read it they didn't listen to anything and they look like clowns and not to restir the pot they weren't making a great case for productivity when working from home because all they were doing was commenting all day long about how dumb and stupid we are when they were supposed to be working from home so they weren't helping their case even though i still firmly believe like if i was in an office job I would definitely want a more flexible remote.

But I think, you know, what works for some people doesn't work for others.

And I really did appreciate a lot of the feedback we got.

Yeah.

And also, some of the feedback was like, this is an ongoing debate that is happening like in workplaces around the world right now.

Like nobody really knows the answer.

And I feel like that was just the same conversation we were having.

Like you were arguing for one side.

I was arguing for the other.

I don't think any side is particularly wrong or right.

And I think just like people had different experiences working from home.

And I will say, I really enjoyed hearing about some of the people who made really great life changes.

I heard about some people like losing a lot of weight.

but from what a lot, a lot of what I've read over the last few years is like, that's actually, that's not, that's been the exception.

A lot of people like having stayed home and gained a lot of weight in this country, but it's nice to hear the, the success stories too.

So I liked hearing all of that.

Yeah, I like to think I would be the type of person who would lose a lot of weight, but I know it would be the opposite.

Yeah, no, I just thought it was like an interesting conversation.

I literally never expected.

it to blow up in such a dumb way.

Like you would have thought we were saying

like slurs, like with the way people were like so mad at us like come down yeah no they were just in the mood they were in the mood and you know what i feel that sometimes i'm in the mood too but girlies have to calm down like it's so important to have perspective like in the big bang theory this is one episode of one podcast and it's gonna be okay it's gonna be okay every little thing is gonna be all right

So other than that, it was a very busy day.

Yes, sitting the bees.

What's that?

There's this woman on TikTok.

Oh, God.

Okay, she's a, she's not like a beekeeper.

She's like a bee preserver.

You know, if somebody has like a crazy beehive in their house or whatever, they call her because she like ethically saves the bees and brings them to her hive.

I don't know what she does.

And she's never wearing like any protective gear, which is why her content goes viral because she walks into a straight-up hives nest, but she claims that she can know like when the beeves, bees are going to be violent or whatever.

And she ends every video like after telling us what she did.

And it was another great day of saving the bees.

You need to get on TikTok.

Yeah.

But like the girlies who spend too much time on TikTok, they'll know.

Do you want to know what book I started yesterday?

Switching gears because I was excited to share with everyone that I'm reading Elvis and Me by Priscilla Presley.

Oh, yeah, you told me.

I was really excited to start it because I wanted more info on Elvis.

And I'm so happy to report also that the book is a breeze.

I'm already 60% in.

Like you could finish it in a few hours.

And there's a lot of Elvis information and it's,

it's not great.

Oh, really?

Like right now, I'm still at the park.

They're not married yet.

Some of it is nice and like you get to know Elvis the man a little more, but there are some very

what's unhealthy elements to his relationship with Priscilla.

And it's not even like the age.

Everyone's like, he met her at 14.

Right.

They didn't like even, I don't even think they like fooled around until she was 16 and they didn't have sex until she's married from what i understand so it's not

by the way it's so weird it's not really the sexual stuff it's like

more the

create like taking what's not like taking advantage of her youth but like her innocence and sort of trying to like mold her to be the woman that he wanted her to be and like wanting her to be that young and um

naive so that he could just make her her whatever he wanted.

And she's very like aware of that, but she's also writing it from a higher perch.

And it was just, you know,

that dynamic between like such a big star and someone so much older than her.

Like, it's not like the healthiest.

No, for sure.

But I look forward to it.

It's really a good read.

And you do get to know more about Elvis, like through, yeah, as it relates to Priscilla, but then also just like tidbits of his personal life before

as it related to his career and the movies and Colonel Parker.

It's all there.

Colonel Parker.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

I haven't been like good with my reading.

I've had like a really busy week this week.

I got

so excited.

We ended Wednesday's episode on a little bit of a cliffhanger.

Ooh, Claudia's chair is being delivered.

Guess what?

It was.

It looks so good.

I also

got rid of my neon sign because I wasn't even using it.

So hopefully our YouTube videos next week will be like super premium, even though they've already been premium.

I was really excited about that.

Yeah, you know what?

It's been like this summer of being particularly funny, and also like the summer of getting our shit together because Tuesday after Labor Day, like everyone's back in the office, everyone's watching the token.

I'm triggered.

I'm triggered.

I meant it, like, um, everyone's back at work mentally.

Yeah, yeah, like summer's over.

Everyone digs around.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Claude, some people aren't digging around.

Sorry, oh my God.

I am like, literally, this is so stupid.

And some people are pussying around.

We couldn't be pussyfooting around a more mundane subject.

Like, it's not that deep.

Right.

So it's a Tuesday after Labor Day.

People start working again.

Oh God.

And

we will have, I don't want to jinx it because then we'll have shitty audio and we forgot to press record.

But we will be locked and loaded really

in our new studio setups.

Yeah.

I am still thinking, I think I spoke about this on the Patreon, thinking of maybe moving New York studios to a different space, one that has less windows.

So there's like less noise from outside, less construction, less natural light.

But yes, for the most part, this is it, which is exciting.

I feel like it didn't take us that long to get it together.

Yeah, it's time for you to move.

I know.

I'm like over the studio we have now.

Now that it's just me, like it's definitely too big.

But like the idea of packing that place up, you guys have no idea like how much crap is there.

And like, sorry, like I'm booking you a ticket.

I'm not doing it alone.

Like you have to do it with me.

I don't know.

It feels like a job for the sweeper.

And you know who also feels like a job for it?

The sweeper's sister.

Oh, also,

speaking of Patreon,

if you guys are looking for content this weekend, we had two premium-ass vlogs posted this week so you can watch them when there are no toast episodes over Labor Day weekend.

The first was the one Jackie spoke about.

She did a nursery baby favorites blog where she highlighted all of her favorite, like burp cloths, pacifiers, bottles, like real mom tings.

And then I unfortunately had to film a clothing haul, which is probably my least favorite thing on the planet to do, but people love them so much.

So, of course, I'm going to do it.

And I also think like the negative energy I bring, you know, my mindset is so negative.

And that's the energy I bring to the vlog.

I think it makes it funnier.

And I actually think that's why people like it is because I hate it.

But I had ordered like a ton of new clothing because I'm going on a trip this weekend.

And I did a try-on haul.

I hadn't tried any of it on yet.

And it was definitely a journey.

It was definitely,

it was just a lot.

The reviews are rave.

Like people are saying, like, oh my God, I'm cured.

Like, people are like, this changed my life.

Like, people are like obsessed.

What is your style vibe for the trip?

Such a good question.

My style vibe is if it fits, it goes.

Yeah, I figured you would say that, but like, seriously.

And also,

and Ark, do you feel like you're shopping differently now that you're the snatcher?

Not that you weren't Snatchler, but before.

Yeah, so I spoke about this a lot in the vlog.

Thanks for watching, bitch.

But

I literally said it to you, like the red lady was posted.

No, I know you were so busy.

I'm totally kidding.

I spoke about it in the vlog because you could see in the vlog when I first started trying on clothes, I was like, so positive because, you know, nothing had gone wrong yet.

And I had to assume, you know, I'm.

If once I, I think I'm like one or two pounds away from having lost 30 pounds.

And that's like a significant amount of weight for someone who's who's five feet.

So I thought like it would be completely different.

And it was definitely, you know, better, I think, because a lot of the times when I'm ordering from websites that don't have like inclusive sizing, I'm usually ordering like an XL, which is the biggest size.

And sometimes that doesn't fit.

And like that sucks.

So I definitely had more options, but like I still

am crippled with like, you know, hatred of myself, you know, and like that doesn't go away.

Yeah, but trying on vacation clothes when you're like your pale, hundred stressed-out self doesn't look good on anyone.

But then, when you're in Turks and you have a tan and you're also a little buzzed, you put something on, you're gonna be Brigitte Bardot.

I just know it.

So, there were a couple like Brigitte Bardot items in my haul.

Like, you'll see everyone, if you've watched it already, you know, like I got this pearl dress.

It's like I'm literally a model.

And then I put on something else, and I'm like, oh my God, I'm a lowly street rat.

Like it's, it's touch and go.

So the vlog was a roller coaster of emotions and it was really fun.

So if you guys have been thinking about joining Patreon, I suggest.

Were you Remy the rat?

Remy the ratatsubi, the rat of all my dreams.

For someone who like talks about Ratatouille, the musical so much, I think it's important for me to mention I have never seen Ratatouille.

There's a musical?

Oh my god, bitch, you never listened when I talk.

No, there, well, there is, but like on TikTok, someone was like, it all started as like someone posting, like, it would be so funny if Ratatouilleie was a musical.

And then people started contributing, like, and one person was like, yeah, like the main song could be Remy the Ratatouille, the rat of all my dreams.

And then it became like this really like popular trend that a company, I feel like it was maybe like Broadway.com, like a legit Broadway company during quarantine put on a virtual performance.

They cast like real dancers, real actors, and it was a hit.

That's so funny.

Whenever I think of Remy the Rat, I think of that meme that's like, who would win in a fight?

I feel like we've had this conversation on the toast where you've talked about the musical and then I talk about this meme.

Who would win in a fight?

Remy from Ratatouille or Stuart Little?

And then someone responded, like,

Remy, hands down.

Like, Stuart doesn't know struggle.

Yeah, no, Stuart is privileged.

We've had this conversation

for sure.

It's actually ringing a bell.

Yeah, no, but Remy.

The rat of all my dreams.

And then away that goes, I praise you, oh Ratatouille.

May the world remember

your name.

Not only is it a stunning tune, but like it's hilarious.

That's really insane.

No, I know.

That's like times when the internet is just like incredible.

That's really insanely funny.

I feel like we should dive in, by the way.

I think we should dive in because if we don't dissect these stories, no one else will care.

You know what?

The world will fare just fine.

But, you know, you got to chit-chat with your girlies.

It's Thursday before a long weekend.

We're going to get you through it.

I feel certain that if you don't hear these stories from us, you will never hear them.

Again, 100%.

When we started the week, we were so strong.

Oh, my God.

There was a surplus.

Kelsey Ballerini.

We had to literally bump stories at Carl and

Lindsay got bumped to Wednesday.

You know what?

There is a story that got bumped, bumped.

Maybe it should make it in.

Olive Garden.

Oh, yeah.

I sent you that story over the weekend.

I thought it was really sweet.

If you want to switch it out for one of the five pieces of trash that I chose, that's totally fine with me.

I don't feel sometimes when we choose stories, like I do feel personally attached.

Yeah, we all have our faves.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I have to call out my husband now.

I let it slide the first time and now he's gone too far.

So tell us what he did.

Ben, it's super late.

It's like almost midnight, you guys.

So

Ben was like, can you podcast in the living room so I can lay in bed?

And I'm like, fuck no.

So I'm like, you can lay in bed while I podcast, even though generally I do not like anyone in the room when I podcast.

And he has now acted out.

I mean, how long have we been recording?

20 minutes?

My timer's over there.

Whatever.

He has now, and I wasn't going to call him out the first time, but now I'm going to have to embarrass him.

He farted really loud the first time.

I actually wrote down the timestamp so I can go back and listen and make sure the fart doesn't make air.

And then he just turned on the motherfucking TV.

Like, I'm literally running a business.

Damn, that's so disrespectful.

Oh, you didn't turn on the TV?

Oh my God, wait, he didn't.

Wait, you know, when, like,

you're making a really case, good case against working from Moana.

Wait, okay, you know, when, like, you try to connect like an Apple device to your Apple TV, so it gives you a code?

Yeah.

So a code popped up.

I'm like, oh my god, Ben like futz with it.

And it made a sound, but it literally said Ian Clark.

So Ian's trying to connect to Apple TV.

My squatter.

My squatter got a phone.

Your squatter has a name.

Ian.

Ian Miller Clark.

My daughter marry Ian Miller Clark?

I have to watch My Big Fat Greek Greek Wedding again.

Like, it's been too long.

That's literally one of the best quotes of all time.

All time.

You know what's another good quote that I was reminded of today on TikTok?

What?

Tell me if you know what this is from.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Hold on.

Oh, ready?

It's like so cringy, and I know you're going to know it.

La la la la la la la la.

La,

la, la, la la.

La la la la la la la la.

La la la la la la la.

La.

Raise your voice.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And like everyone claps like it was literally, and I'm like, this is, that movie's so good, but that particular scene is triggering.

The movie is good.

Question mark.

That's not from Raise Your Voice, though.

That's just from her album, I think.

Oh, well, it's in the ending credits of Raise Your Voice.

Oh, I think it's just from Metamorphosis.

A stunning work of art a stunning work of art what's that song called jericho jericho yeah it's so good was she talking about jericho long island no i think she's talking about like in the bible i think

i think there's a biblical jericho as well and it's perhaps somewhere that you want to be and you count down the miles the miles till you get there for sure

yeah

So good.

So good.

And underrated her music teacher, who she is.

Dora Corbett.

Yes, it's Aiden from Sex in the City.

I'm like,

he's a sage movie.

He's never

acted in anything that wasn't stellar.

No, but that's the thing.

It's because he makes it stellar.

Because Raise Your Voice is, I don't, I haven't seen it in so long, so I don't want to like, I don't want to

get hate.

I think I don't want to get hate.

You do?

Yeah.

Okay, I have to, I'm not going to say it, but I just, there's something about it that's like so cringe.

Beyond, but like, that's what makes it spectacular.

Yeah.

I mean, and he's also in my Big Fat Greek wedding.

Like, he really knows how to pick roles.

Yeah.

Sex in the City.

Right.

That's Adam.

Yeah.

Okay.

But let's get into these stories because someone has to.

And the universe decided it would be us.

We are the chosen girlies.

We are the chosen girls to deliver the fast five stories that you do not need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Our first story.

See all the celebrities who showed up for Cameron Diaz's 50th birthday bash.

It was her 50th birthday.

Cameron Diaz celebrated her milestone 50th birthday at Nobu Malibu on Tuesday with a slew of her A-list pals.

The star stepped out with her husband, Benji Madden, along with his twin brother, Joel Madden.

They were joined by Joel's wife, singer, not a singer, Nicole Ritchie.

Yeah, I was like, wait, is Joel not married to Nicole Richie anymore?

Sorry, they were joined.

I change up the words from the article sometime because sometimes in these articles, they're like verbose as fuck.

The other woman's star,

Charlie Zangel starlette.

And I'm like, Cameron.

Right.

Mrs.

Diaz.

So this one was, they were joined by the good Charlotte Singer's wife, Nicole Ritchie, and their friends, Judd Appetow, Leslie Mann, Zoe Saldana, Marco Perego Saldana, and Adele.

Okay, I just felt this was really interesting because I would love to just like break down how Cameron Diaz knows each of these people.

Like obviously her and Nicole Ritchie being married to twin brothers, like that totally makes sense to me.

And that's just like a factoid of life that I love.

Like I, I just think that's like never not going to be interesting to me.

Yeah.

And I would imagine that they get along.

I think that they do get along because they do these like intimate things together.

And that's just so heartwarming because I can so see it like being the opposite.

You know who I was thinking about today?

The Rodgers brothers.

Yeah, you know, they never mended fences.

No, they never mended fences.

I know Aaron Rodgers was just on Joe Rogan, and I wonder if it came up.

I don't know if it did, but I think it's like pretty much confirmed that not only are they not speaking, but like Aaron is the problem.

Because the rest of the family speaks.

They don't speak to Aaron.

I know, but I just find it never a good look.

Jordan came up on my Instagram and it was like pictures with his brother.

I think it was like someone's birthday.

And I was just like, it's crazy.

I know.

Their brother is Aaron Rodgers.

Yeah, no, and like Drain and Jojo, he wasn't at the wedding.

They've been engaged for many years and they obviously still haven't worked out.

It's actually really sad.

And so many people wanted to say back in the day that it was like Olivia Munn's fault, but she's so far out of the picture.

He's got new, so many ladies since, like,

what is going on?

No, it wasn't Olivia Munn.

And honestly, people owe Olivia Munn an apology for that.

Yeah, but that is

everyone just assumed it was her.

That is something that

when I think about it, it shocks me all over again.

Like how these, how his his brother was on The Bachelor, like it's the craziest thing, and they don't speak, and he's, it's just crazy.

No, and honestly, when his brother came on The Bachelor, said his brother was Aaron Rodgers, and that they didn't have a good relationship, at least my assumption, and I feel like a lot of people's assumptions were like, oh, like your brother's like annoyed at you because like you're thirsty and annoying.

Like that's why you guys don't have a good relationship.

When it turns out it's much deeper than that because the whole family doesn't talk to Aaron.

Yeah.

It's really sad.

It is really sad.

So that's what I was thinking about.

But anyways, back to the brothers Madden.

Well, I was just surprised that there were so many celebs there because, you know, she's like been officially retired from acting for a while.

She did come out of hiding to make the greatest movie of all time, The Other Woman.

But other than that, she's been like officially retired for a really long time.

So I don't know if I would have ever assumed that like her

friends were other celebrities, you know?

Yeah, like Judd Apato and Leslie Mann, like that sounds like

good makes sense as a friendship.

They're married, same with Zoe Saldana, Saldana, like

famous

people doing famous people things.

And they're all in the acting biz.

I wonder how she met Adele.

And I'm sure they have such a fun time.

Or maybe, maybe they know each other through Rich Paul.

Like maybe Adele was there as rich as plus one.

Perhaps.

Maybe Benji knows Adele from, you know, the

concert circuit.

The scene.

Yeah, I feel like these days Cameron is only really popping up to promote her wine business.

We love a mogul.

So

I just, I really can't get enough of her.

I really love her.

I know.

Me too.

And she's like

one of the people I really wish exclusively good things for.

Exclusively.

Exclusively.

This article is making me hungry.

Why?

Nobu Malibu.

Oh, yeah.

And that's also like so trendy of her when I feel like she's like very like low-key out of the spotlight when Nobu Malibu is very much like a hotspot.

Yes, but Nobu Malibu.

And I think this is, I feel this way about like some hotspot places where it's like, yes, it's a hotspot, but it's also like a great meal.

So speaking of, I have to reject.

You can start.

You have to reject.

I've been meaning to reject.

You did.

You slandered a restaurant.

I said that

the restaurant where Ron Goldman worked when he met Nicole Bronson and obviously the night he died was Craig's.

I don't know literally where the fuck I heard that and made it up from, but it's not fucking true.

So if you heard me say that, like, no, you didn't.

And don't tell anyone else that because it's not fucking true.

Yeah.

I apologize.

I mean,

it happens.

Yeah.

No, it happens a lot with me.

Like I'm, I'm really just like queen of making things up.

But sometimes like you pull something from a recess of your mind and like you're right.

So are you saying you like as in me or you as in me?

I'm saying people.

One.

Yeah.

Okay.

People.

Humanity.

Yeah.

And so

we should continue to do that.

Continue to put yourself out there.

Continue to assert your facts.

But isn't it just crazy how like you can have a vivid memory of something that never happened, but you can literally see it in your brain.

That I don't know.

Like, what?

I don't know.

I feel like it happens with me all the time, like, particularly related to childhood things.

Yeah.

You think things happen that didn't happen?

Either that,

like, let's be real.

Like, let's be honest with one another.

Paul Rudd.

Let's talk about it.

Did he teach me gymnastics?

Probably not.

Do I literally have a memory for the last 22 years of the moment that I described when I discovered Paul Rudd was my gymnastics teacher at like the age of seven or eight?

Yes.

Like it happened.

I could literally, I could make a movie out of it.

Like I know what everything looks like.

I know where I was.

That's the thing about memory in general.

It's an abstract.

Or maybe I'm just like, maybe that's.

The moment something happens, already the memory

is messed up in your head it's not as it was that's why they say that like eyewitnesses in crimes are really not reliable witnesses because people are just

different

and even if you saw something like it's maybe

something you saw something plus then you reflected it off of your own perceptions of reality and the image that that you then saw was not what actually happened right that's so weird to think about yeah no it's so true

that's like in books, they describe that all the time, and it always just throws me.

Yeah.

Cool.

Well, that was a fun tangent.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yes.

It's really insane what's going on.

What?

The Dancing with the Stars contestants are going incognito in advance of the new season to hide their identities, though we can figure out who some of them are.

So here are some early cast announcements for the new season of dancing with the stars charlie d'Amilio

jordan sparks colton underwood heidi d'amilio

daniel durant yeah it was reported that charlie and her mom i feel like dancing with the stars is usually way better about not having any leaks like you really never know and because they film on like a private lot we've been to it actually the dancing with the stars lot like it's not something that's easily accessible, especially by paparazzi.

So I don't know if this is like a press grab, but also, you know, Dancing with the Stars is going exclusively streaming.

It's not on cable anymore.

On Peacock?

No, it was on ABC.

So I think it's on Hulu.

Isn't that crazy?

That is crazy.

I feel like this is a publicity thing because you made a really good point.

How could Paparazzi be there?

But I feel like this is a fun way for us to like, guess who's going to be on Dancing with the Stars and drum up some excitement.

I want to talk about some of the cast

because charlie demilio brings up this point of like is it every time for a professional dancer to be on dancing with the stars i mean we watched the demilio show on hulu she literally talked about being a classically and professionally trained dancer since she was five like she could be a pro

Yeah, I think she'll win.

And if she doesn't, that's weird.

She has the most fans and she's a perfect dancer.

She will 100% win.

Similar to like Jojo Siwa.

Did Jojo Siwa win?

Yeah.

No.

She came in.

She was in the finale.

I don't, I actually don't know.

I believe she won.

Wow.

But

yeah, she was on Dance Mom.

She's a professional.

Right.

She's been dancing like and being trained since she was six.

So I always feel like it's really not a fair competition.

I also don't care because I'm not competing in it.

So what the fuck do I care?

But

I do have to say, like, I've really had enough of Colton, honestly.

Like, I need a break.

I know.

And, like, he keeps popping up and being relevant.

And it's like, I mean good for him and his PR team and his husband

like they keep getting him back in the public eye

but

you know

when does he just go to like bachelor pastures right especially because I think a lot of people like don't like him because of what he did to Cassie so it's not like people just don't like him like period like People have a reason.

So I really, I'm like over, like over it.

And I just want to say, I watched Coming Out Colton, the Netflix show.

Like it's just been a lot.

It was like the book, Coming Out Colton.

Like, it's just been like a steady stream of like Colton bullshittery.

And I never really cared that much to begin with.

And I certainly don't care now.

And it's just, it's giving cringe.

Yeah, I agree.

And Jordan Sparks, that's a fun one.

Wait, so Heidi D'Amelio 2.

Yeah, well, so none of this, I believe, has been confirmed.

I think maybe only Charlie has been confirmed.

And it makes sense, you know, Charlie is

the star of her own reality show, which is on Hulu.

And now that they're moving to Hulu, like it makes a lot of sense for her and her mom to do it.

And I do think her mom is probably someone who will have like a great journey on the show because I'm sure she's not like a dancer, but she,

you know, will get with it, you know?

Yeah.

But I don't know.

First of all, I don't think like any of these cast members are that interesting or crazy.

And the fact that it's going to streaming, I found really shocking because I feel like it was one of like the last remaining shows that people still tuned in on cable for.

Yeah, it was like a tenpole of their programming.

Right, that's kind of stunning.

Yeah, and then I also read somewhere.

Let me just Google, make sure I'm not making this up, okay?

Okay,

dancing with the stars, Hulu.

Hmm,

maybe I am making this up.

No, it's Disney Plus.

How does that make any sense?

ABC.

Oh, ABC.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The streamer announced that season 31 of Dancing with the Stars will premiere on September 19th on Disney Plus.

Tyra Banks will return as host.

And yeah, that's what I was going to say.

As will Alfonso Rubiero Carlton from

The Fresh Prince.

So I guess that guy, Tom, is out of a job.

They really cleaned house very quickly in Dancing with the Stars universe.

Yeah.

That's so strange.

i think this whole thing is so strange honestly like between the streaming the changing of the

the hosts i think this might be like the beginning of the end for a show that i thought was really going to be on forever abc like keeps dropping the ball like between the bachelor franchise And Dancing with the Stars is the sort of show where it's like, first of all, it's fresh every season and it's just based on who they get to be on.

And so as long as they're getting people, like they really can drum up interest.

It's not like people ever get tired of dancing.

So

this is the thing.

And I think think someone like Charlie is like the perfect

type of person they should be targeting.

Yeah.

And I feel like a lot of the people they used to put on the show on cable were targeting like a very, a much older audience.

No, but that's why it's such a great show.

They can literally, with every single cast member, target every single type of audience.

Reality TV.

Older, younger, serious.

Like

it should be more successful then.

I thought it was.

Yeah.

Very bizarre.

Very bizarre.

But you can catch it on Disney Plus and Charlie D'Amelio will be doing a renegade.

Literally.

Should be good.

Are you going to watch?

No.

Okay, cool.

Great.

Unless there's someone, I feel like when I do watch, it's because there's someone on there I'm really interested in seeing.

I feel like two years ago, I watched a lot when Lauren Elena was on because I was like really following her closely.

Who was on last year that like I

that was also the year that Hannah Brown was on.

It was like it was interesting.

Yeah.

But so far I haven't heard anyone that's going to grab my attention.

Who could grab your attention?

Luke Holmes.

Yeah, he could grab my attention too.

Or like someone on TikTok like I honestly like Addison.

Yeah.

Charlie's just a little too young for me.

Actually, no, I'm too old like to be like obsessed with Charlie.

Like Addison's like 22.

Charlie's like 17.

Yeah, they should get Dixie.

Yeah, I actually really, I think Dixie is like so cute.

I like, I think all those TikTok girlies are really something.

They are really something.

They've got pizzazz.

Speaking of TikTok, Kylie Jenner is clapping back at a TikToker who accused her of trying to seem relatable.

So Kylie clapped back at a TikTok user who accused the reality star of faking her relatability to boost her public profile.

She commented on the user's video in which he suggested her most recent Kylie Cosmetics lip kit review was very curated to the style of an influencer.

So the TikTok user said, because she's taking a video in her car, she like accidentally drops her phone and she's like trying on lip kits.

And it's very like classic

TikTok content.

Like so many of the most viral

clips on TikTok are people in their cars.

It's always someone in their car.

That's why I'm not successful on TikTok because I don't have a car.

Totally.

He said, this is something Emma Chamberlain would post.

And I just think it's interesting because it's like, girl, you're a billionaire, girl.

Why are you reviewing lip kits in your car when you live in a multi-million dollar home?

Who wants to tell him that Emma Chamberlain also lives in a multi-million dollar home?

Right.

So, I thought this was so funny because, first of all, like, just because you live in a multi-million dollar home doesn't mean you don't also have multi-million dollar cars.

Like, I don't know what being rich and being in a car, like

you can do both.

Um, and then the comparing to Emma Chamberlain, it's like, well, Emma Chamberlain is also a-list, goes to the Met Gala.

Like, I was like, I'm not following this man's take.

And like, I just didn't agree with it, and neither did Kylie yeah so Kylie said it's really not that deep or calculated this video took me five minutes to make and yes I still drive and do normal things obviously like this was not even a good like

I feel like Kylie's always in her car I mean obviously I'm gonna defend Kylie like whatever whatever

who are we fighting I'm in but Kylie's always in her car like because she loves car life

she's always like snapping from her car and stuff maybe the dropping the phone.

If you say that that's something that happens on TikTok, always like people are like, oh shit, wait.

Oh, what are you two doing in a tree?

What are those two doing in a tree?

Also, though, this, I, I, I saw his video pop up and like, I didn't think anything of it.

And then I went to his page to see, like, after Kylie had commented, what kind of content he was making.

And he was like, I'm literally just like hitting my vape in my room and like talking nonsense.

And now this story, this is like being used as like a news story.

It was actually, I thought his take was really interesting.

He's like, why is this news?

I'm literally irrelevant.

He's like, I'm just like a gay guy who like gets on TikTok, talks about having sex with men.

I hit my pen and I'm living my life and I'm just like talking shit.

Literally like, why?

And he was like showing, it was everywhere.

It was like on every Snapchat Discover, every

celebrity.

You the morning toast.

And he was like, why is this newsworthy?

Like, who cares what I say?

It's so true.

It was such a good take.

Like, I actually really respected.

Once you get called out by a celebrity, there's a million things you could do, like, in your follow-up content.

A lot of people are, like, super indignant.

Like, well, that doesn't mean like digging their grave even more.

Some people are like, oh man, I'm so sorry.

I'm such a big fan.

I'd be like, it's not what I meant.

And this guy was just like genuinely confused, like, why this whole thing was happening to him.

And it was honestly like a really funny reaction.

That is really funny.

It's because Kylie responded, and everyone will just like take any morsel of anything directly from her mouth.

Yeah, I didn't really feel like this was something she needed to respond to

Yeah,

like the last time we spoke about this was when she was responding to somebody like straight up slandering her name about being in their Instacart delivery like that

I can understand being annoyed at the lab Don't forget about lab gate I can also be understand like someone out there pretending to be like a makeup expert Basically insinuating that Kylie's brands like aren't you know ethically and safely made like I can understand why that bothers her.

I didn't think this was like that big of a deal and like she made it newsworthy by commenting on it.

And then we made it newsworthy by talking about it again in the fast five.

But we're just doing our jobs.

Yeah.

But that's cool.

So I should drop my phone when I get back on TikTok.

Yes.

So

you have a car now.

Yeah.

So you get in that passenger seat.

You get, get a mount.

Do people like to see you wearing your seatbelt?

Okay, so there's that's such a good question, actually.

There's definitely like a lot of driving etiquette because people who make videos talking to the camera while they're driving,

first of all, there's

nothing dumber.

Like if I no, like honestly, police should retroactively be able to give you a ticket.

Yeah.

No, like if Kim Kardashian made a TikTok talking about how much she loved the toast, but she's literally driving, I wouldn't like it.

Like that's, I'm so against it.

I think it's so stupid.

So you get called out for that.

So that's why sometimes you'll see people in their car and they'll be like, I'm at a red light.

Or they're like, I'm picking my kid up from school.

I'm in the, I'm in the pickup line.

So they'll always like preface what they're about to say with like, fuck off.

So you have to be conscious of that.

I actually don't see a lot of seatbelt content, honestly.

Okay.

But now that you have a car, like you should get, like, you should get like a little vanity light for your passenger seat and like a little tripod slash mount.

And then what should I be saying?

Like, what?

Whatever comes to mind.

You could do, remember?

You should bring back your iconic lip moments.

Yeah.

I could do that.

That should be part of your content strategy.

Okay, we'll have to sit down and come up with the game plan for the next one.

Yeah, toast clips, lip moments, outfits, trends.

And of course, AC.

Yes.

American Camper has to make a weekly appearance.

Yeah.

I just need to go back into my archives and see what I was doing that the people were loving so much.

Yeah, for sure.

I used to do a few dances.

You have moves.

I don't have TikTok moves, though.

No, but I can say.

I don't think

many people do.

I have wedding moves.

That's such a good way of putting it.

You slay a wedding dance floor.

Uh-huh.

But those do those moves do not translate to the renegade floor.

Yeah, try doing the renegade on the dance floor at someone's wedding.

They'll kick you out.

Big loser.

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And our next story is some Bravo news that we just can't quit because the Real House Size of Salt Lake City trailer dropped and it looks like there's something there.

So Jensha's...

That's so funny.

I was going to say the opposite.

Well, it seems like they're also trying to make stuff, but it seems like there's naturally stuff.

Like this thing about about like what happened to Heather's eye, and then they flash back to all these conversations.

No, Heather probably had an allergic reaction.

Like, that's the thing.

You have to watch these Bravo trailers with the most critical eye because every time like they drama, drama, drama, drama.

And honestly, what I took away from the trailer was that the same energy from last season where everyone is fighting with everyone about idiotic things and then they're making up and getting mad at someone else.

It's like I saw, I didn't see any consistent arguments between people.

It was like, well, Meredith was mad at Heather, Heather, but then she's mad at Jen.

It's like everyone is mad at everyone all the time, trying to make a million fights.

Right.

And still, there's no one asking

the important questions.

It's like Jen Shaw's on trial, federal trial in Manhattan, like in a silo.

But we're arguing about Meredith and Lisa, Vita Tequila.

It's so stupid.

Right.

But she's a real housewife on the side.

It's so weird.

I mean, I do think I'll give it a shot until

I don't, because this really is big stuff that's going on.

But if it's anything like last season, I'm out.

But there did seem to be some interesting things happening.

I could just like go on and on, like wax poetic about how I don't know a group of women who dropped the ball more than the real house sizes of Salt Lake City season two.

They were given.

careers on a platter like they joined this random show but didn't have huge ratings and then this huge thing happened with one of their castmates and the way they all continually drop the ball one after the other was so crazy to me yeah

yeah well there's also two new castmates hopefully they bring something something about an informant oh i did i you know what that was interesting in the um in the trailer something about someone being wait you want to know why it was interesting because it was about jen's trial which is the only interesting thing that's going on jackie i couldn't have said it better myself but this is i just feel like one of those things where like whitney like heard a rumor and she like makes it up like kind of how like that whole thing with jen's uber like they're like interesting tidbits but then they never come to fruition they never follow through they just like throw shit at the wall yeah it sounds like you know like someone from mary's church said something they're always just like pulling theories out of their ass yeah and no more mary no more mary i do think the show will suffer in its comedic um

vibe she was unlike she was not like other girls i'll miss her Yeah, I mean, honestly, she was also infuriating and she used to say the most like fucked up, unethical shit.

Like you couldn't even, you really couldn't even like

come to terms with like her funny moments because her outrageous moments were so deeply upsetting honestly yeah

that's true it was her time but it was like a really unique moment in time that we all got to experience and it is always interesting when they find people like unlike anyone you've ever met that's what these shows are supposed to be for right yeah exactly so it looks promising we'll keep you posted at premiere september 28th on bravo which is pretty soon.

I feel like they're doing a better job of like not giving us trailers three months before it drops.

Like, okay, it's in 28 days.

I can live with that.

Yeah, they used to do like so much hoopla for a trailer.

Like they would literally have a countdown to the trailer with a people exclusive.

It's like it's just the trailer.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, and we were definitely, we were having a conversation on Wednesday's episode about Bravo, or maybe it was Tuesday.

And we're definitely like in a dry season of Bravo because it's the summer and I don't think like a lot of the franchises are on.

So I'm cautiously

not even optimistic we'll see we'll see are you ready for our fifth and final story which is some really exciting titanic news yes i am

new titanic details reveal for the first time in high definition 8k video of the undersea wreck did you see the video i did see the video i saw pieces of it and i love titanic news so i'm never gonna knock anything but It didn't seem like any

revelatory.

Yeah, because we've seen like some footage of the wreck, and now this is much higher quality.

But I'm not so interested in like the archaeology of what's happening under the sea.

I know that there are people who are who like, that's their beat.

My beat is like the history and what happened on the ship.

No, people are like trying to make news out of this, like as if they discovered something.

They're like, we finally were able to see the brand name of the anchor.

Who cares?

Right, right.

Yeah.

No, I want to see the anchor in its glory.

I, and then also they're upset because in a few decades, they said, like, it's all really going to be eroded

from, yeah, from the sea elements.

But I don't understand.

Like, aside from it being like a mass grave,

essentially, they're never going to be excavating it from the sea.

So we have the footage.

We see what it is.

And that's what happens.

Nature runs its course.

Well, let me tell you how when I saw saw the video, like it actually was really chilling because I think a lot of people forget that the Titanic was real.

Like I think people our age just like remember the movie and like they know it's based.

But to see like the ship that actually went down and went down with thousands of people in it, like it was very chilling to see and it was like actually really sad.

But I think the fact that it is eroding

is sad also in the sense that like the history is being lost.

So that the fact that these companies, I forget what the company's name who did this video, that people are.

Showing gate

people are recording it so there's a record like I think that that's cool like there's it has to be recorded I agree I think that that is cool I think there's a lot of ways that the Titanic lives on I think the movie actually has probably been really great for people knowing the story and not forgetting it there's also going to be a Titanic Experience Museum in New York

And you know I will be going.

Oh, fabulous.

When is it going?

I'll be going.

I think sometime in September.

I need to get more information.

Shannon's coming.

Yes.

So excited.

No, that's cool.

Yeah.

And I actually, as someone who doesn't like have a particular

interest in the Titanic, I thought this video was extremely cool.

It's only a minute long if you guys want to go look at it.

Like, they just took a really, really high-definition camera all the way down and they showed you like what's going on with the boat.

Like, it's still

intact.

Had you not seen

any videos of what's what it is under the sea there?

Oh.

And this one was crystal motherfucking clear.

8K.

What are we filming?

4K?

Yes.

No.

Are we film in 4K?

We film in 4K, but in order to get onto YouTube, YouTube compresses it to 1080p, but we film in 4K.

Got it.

So we're half Titanic.

Ain't that the truth?

Yeah.

So if you want to learn more about the Titanic, I would recommend the book The Ship of Dreams by Gareth Neem.

Is it a memoir or like a...

It's not a memoir because he wasn't on.

is it someone's story from it or it's just like facts

facts it's like a history book got it got it okay I don't think I'm gonna it will tell you what they ate for dinner every night on the boat like they

had a very extensive menu and you want to know how they knew what they ate on the boat

how because they found like a menu in someone's jacket

whose jacket like someone someone dead I don't know if they were probably not a dead person maybe a survivor had it in his dinner like the jacket that he wore, but it would have been a man in a jacket.

So more men passed away than women.

Because the women and children got on the boats first.

Yes.

Oh, that is so.

It's like low-key sad.

Like, no, it's really sad.

What bothers me?

But that's just what's so crazy is like, I think for me, and I think maybe a lot of people feel this way.

Like, my immediate association with Titanic isn't sad.

It's like, oh my God, Leonardo DiGabrio, you know?

Yeah.

No, I don't think that that's so bad because at least like, you know, what the Titanic was, whereas I don't, I don't know how we would remember it if there wasn't a movie.

A movie.

Right.

That's so sad.

The Titanic is so sad.

I know that's like obvious, but like, it's kind of not.

I, I hear what you're saying.

I agree.

And I feel like the further that we get away from it, it's easier for people to be like desensitized to it because it's like, you know, such a, uh, so far in the past.

Yeah.

But

it is really sad.

No, and so videos like this, like, just, you know, keep it in the conversation.

agreed and that's why i love the titanic story those were the fastest stories you certainly did not need to know but i hope you feel better that you did now hopefully it's lunchtime wherever you are even though this episode is going to be released early because it's podcast only so it's probably time for a mid-morning snack oh what are we gonna have um you know i love not to be like toxic diet girly i really do love apples and peanut butter like more peanut butter than apples but it's really good They're good vessels to eat peanut butter.

Yeah, like don't if I ever start eating celery and peanut butter, you have every right to come over to my house and shoot me.

Celery is tough because it gets stuck in your teeth.

Oh, and it's also disgusting.

It's like watery as fuck.

It's not disgusting because it doesn't taste like anything, but

the texture and the stringiness is hard.

It's disgusting.

Like, period.

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