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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Wednesday.

Oh my God, it's hump day.

Both the Strice brothers are in the building.

First time together, the four of us, iconic Forsome at the studio.

Hey, Jax, how you doing?

I'm doing very well because it is hump day.

The Strice brothers are here to celebrate and name a more iconic forsome.

You couldn't.

You can't.

No, like you can try.

You can try.

I dare you.

Right.

Like we said, no more iconic Forsome than Bryce, Thrice, and their parents.

We are here with both the boys.

It's Wednesday.

This is our third episode in your new studio.

Today, your tech director, IV girl, no, not IV.

AV girl is praying for no technical difficulties today.

I think today's the day.

Third time's the charm, as they say.

There's some lessons us AV girlies need to learn the hard way.

Like you have to initialize your memory cards.

Who the fuck knew that?

You know, we have someone who helps us at our studio in New York.

So all of this is new to me.

So I'm hoping I have no hard lessons to learn today.

That's my goal.

My goal is also never leave the backup memory card slot empty.

Why not?

Like, why the fuck would you do that, dumb bitch?

I think third time is going to be the charm.

Yesterday's audio was so premium and then it was the video that crapped out.

And so today, we're going to be firing in all cylinders.

Unfortunately, the Streis brothers are no help whatsoever because they don't have thumbs and they don't get their fucking asses up at work.

Look at them sleeping on the job.

You know, that's what you get with the morning toast.

Like these people who have weekly podcasts, like you never really know the ins and outs, the AV, the tech, the IV.

And with the morning toast, since we're so transparent, consistent, and authentic, like you're seeing all sides of the podcast making.

And I feel like after the toasters listen to every episode this week, by Friday afternoon, you should be able to make your own in-home studio and produce a premium podcast that's what you learn here that is what you learn and we're gonna give you all that industrial entrepreneurial spirit that and industrial spirit and industrial that we love to foster right we foster at the morning toast toast news network an entrepreneurial spirit and i used to think that being an entrepreneur meant you didn't have a job um but i've actually changed my mind on that it is one of those terms that could go either way you could be an entrepreneur and you could be a big success a big wig or you could be unemployed and an aspiring big wig yeah like i think when a lot of people go on dating apps and someone's job is listed as entrepreneur like it's a potential red flag yeah there are a lot of terms and titles that could be bigwig or no wig crypto is one of them crypto oh i

since i don't know anything about crypto i know it gets a really bad rap but i'm interested by it like if i went on a date with someone who worked in crypto like i would ask a lot of questions no but if like you were scrolling on someone's profile and it was like job crypto miner i would be like you either live in a mansion or on the street.

I would assume they're a billionaire.

Yeah.

But not anymore.

But this, right, Bitcoin's crashing.

Another department that's like that is real estate.

Like if you are in real estate, you're either a mogul or not.

Or an aspiring mogul.

Also, speaking of moguls and billions,

I had a major announcement I wanted to share because I was talking a lot on the podcast yesterday and on my Instagram that I had bought $60 worth of lottery mega millions tickets.

And I haven't really told everyone whether I won yet.

So

special announcement, breaking news, I lost.

And you should know that because I'm here.

And if I had won $830 million last night, like no offense, I would not be here.

But you won some money, right?

Or was that a joke?

Oh, that was a joke.

Oh, and I literally hate you.

Okay, so at 11, me, Olivia, Zach, and Ben were up watching, and we all went in on the lottery together.

You and your husband, Olivia and her husband, and me and myself.

Claudia is running a Ponzi scheme.

I was running.

You're welcome, by the way, because like if we had won, it would have been all me.

I thought we did win.

I have to tell my husband he was like already spending his earnings.

Oh my God.

So at 11.15, I wrote in our little lottery chat, Jackie wasn't at the house with us.

I was like, oh, my God, you guys, like we obviously didn't win the 830, but I had like the mega ball number and two other numbers and we literally won $57,000.

I came up with the most, oh my God, by the way, we haven't even spoken about this this morning.

You believed me?

100%.

And then Zach

Zach and I were arguing because he was like, I was like, did you send the money?

Cause she won.

And he was like, yeah.

And I was like, okay, great.

So we'll probably wind up with around like 6K.

And he's like, great, I can do my closet.

And I was like, like, well, we have to split that.

And he was like, well, I send the money.

And I was like, you sent it for the both of us.

I was like, I need to get clarity from Claudia if the 20 was per couple or per person.

Per couple.

Right.

So we were around.

Oh, my God.

Don't worry.

I'm cracking up that you guys believed me because I was working.

My texts were really convincing with the typos and the all caps, right?

Yeah, no, I didn't even question it.

Like you won 56K, where are we spending it?

I was like, dinner's on claws.

You didn't answer.

I figured like I would have got a phone call this morning.

I figured that you didn't answer.

Like you knew I was just making shit up.

No, I saw it.

I was excited.

And I put my phone back down and I was like, oh, we got it.

Yeah, you're being so weird and low-key.

If you had won $57,000 in a lottery, I would have called you.

Six of us won $57,000.

It's about $25K divided by three.

No, I get it.

When you boil it down, but the concept of winning $57,000 is huge.

I would have called you.

Yeah, but I knew I was seeing you this morning.

Like we would talk about on the show.

Everyone would be so excited for you.

You're so weird.

I was totally kidding.

There was so much going on.

And I think I saw it like in the middle of

the middle of the night when I was like checking on Harry.

so I wasn't like trying to get all amped up.

I was like earnings cool.

Oh man, I cannot believe my prank worked.

I'm literally quaking and I'm quaking at how like low-key you're being about it.

It's really weird.

I'm extremely low-key.

You are, you are.

Like you're just, I guess, $57,000 is not a lot to you.

Well, divided by two, divided by six.

But also, that's just something about me.

Like when something's a big deal, good or bad, I don't process it.

That's true.

And I don't make a big deal out of it.

And it's not until years later I'm like, wow, that was a really big deal no i like

i'm a drama queen like i make everything a moment you know yeah um so no we won literally zero dollars damn and i just feel zach sounded in his closet

oh my god i cannot believe zach thought i won well he's with ben now so probably they'll get to that conversation at some point right i hope so well the thing with the mega millions is by the way nobody won last night now the jackpot that's being drawn on friday is over a billion dollars.

So of course we will be going to Publix and getting more tickets.

Let me know if you want to in on my Ponzi scheme.

Yeah.

Well, I'm going to come come to Publix with you.

Okay.

Which is just like a fun experience for us anyway, like being at Publix.

Totally.

I need to wear pants because I'm freezing and the grocery store is cold.

Maybe we'll vlog it.

Yeah.

I was saying we need to do a pub sug mukbang, but then you were being toxic about your diet.

Yeah, no, I'm toxic, but you are, by the way, like you're the person that you hate.

Yeah, I know.

I just want you to know.

So like next time, and every time in my life that I've ever, you know, given, you know, had to be like, oh, no, like calories or my diet, whatever, like you've given me so much shit

not being supportive whatsoever.

No, not at all.

And I hope maybe you'll think twice next time.

No, I won't because I feel like when you just expect everyone to be on your wavelength.

No, no, no.

When you give me shit about like me being on a diet right now, I can't lie, like I do feel superior.

So if I've made you feel that way, you're welcome.

And second of all, I will do the pub sub today because I actually am starving.

And three, like I cannot stress this enough that this is like a temporary mindset for me.

Like I will be back to my normal self in like probably a few months.

Yeah, but you know what?

Do what you got to do.

And I mean, I just want to get down to like a healthy weight.

I'm not trying to be a model.

I, I really believe that like the

the

what's what is it?

Like the conversation about dieting has gotten a little too out of control.

I agree.

You can go on a diet.

Agreed.

It's not a cancelable

and she could go on a diet and that doesn't mean that you have to go on a diet.

And just because I've chosen to go on a diet does not mean that I think you should go on a diet or that anyone else should and I'm not influencing anyone.

It's just like my body and I'm choosing to do less with it, honestly.

Or more, however you want to look at it.

Yeah.

But it's definitely like a temporary thing.

I just feel like I like to, you know, my weight fluctuates always, but I would like a more healthy starting point for when I start to eat like an animal again, you know?

Yeah.

And I'm sure that's not healthy and it's toxic, but like I just,

it is what it is.

I'm getting like out of breath, just doing menial things, you know, and I feel so much better.

I'm like not so sluggish.

No, and it's like every picture you take, it's like gorgeous.

You don't have to sweat it.

I'm like worried about angles on the show.

I'm like, you don't have to worry about your angles anymore.

That doesn't really hurt.

I can't lie.

You know, everyone telling me I I look so great.

But it's like, why weren't you telling me I looked great when I was bad?

Actually, that's not true.

People did, but, you know, it feels different.

Yeah, because you're working for it.

And I feel like hard work is paying off.

Yeah, totally.

So that's enough about me and my toxic diet culture, but I think I'm ready for a pub sub.

Sounds good.

I feel like I'm almost ready to re-enter toxic, not toxic diet culture, but like not eating everything inside anymore.

Do you think that you have had toxic diet tendencies?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Have I not never copped to that?

No, I don't.

Well, I mean, I know you do, do, but I don't know if we've ever actually.

No, I feel like everyone's always yelling at me.

Like, you know, what I say and how I say it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, but no, I can't do the toxic dieting thing, one, because I'm too hungry, two, because I'm breastfeeding.

So I actually like need nutrition and all that.

And it's also like unsustainable, but I just like want to start making healthier choices.

Whereas, and I actually am feeling like being down here and being like in the suburbs and also walking around my house, like I'm taking so many more steps.

My aura ring is like, girl, go for it for you.

Having like an actual kitchen where you can like store fresh produce prepare things yeah no there's definitely a healthier vibe here in the city it's like you eat for convenience yeah no and that's really what i was doing so now i'm ready to like take put a little more effort into making better choices speaking of breastfeeding i had a really interesting conversation with olivia this morning because we were talking about um

you know we're i don't even want to say it but like we're creeping on yom kippur the time of year where we have to fast um and i was like you know what i don't know how long jackie's planning on breastfeeding for but like she should just keep going so she doesn't have to fast and Olivia's like, if you're breastfeeding, you still have to fast.

Did you know that?

Where does it say that?

Olivia literally spoke to Rabbi Selnicki about it, like when she was pregnant.

And breastfeeding.

Well, I do plan on still being breastfeeding by then.

It would have just been a perk to not have to fast.

We'll see.

And that's just a Jewish principle I take umbrage with, honestly.

Like the fasting or the breastfeeding and fasting?

The fasting, of course, but like I understand it's atonement for our sins.

And I definitely should participate.

But not supporting breastfeeding mamas.

Mamas?

Get them i don't support yeah i'm sure you could find like different rabbis who have different that's the thing about judaism though it's it's inter open text but like with the rabbi that we love and respect that's what he said so i guess we got to find another rabbi yeah i feel like i would try to fast and then if it was too hard you know i would see how it goes i would wait and see because we love doing that because it's so important to see only after waiting and i can't stress that enough yeah um the other thing I wanted to talk about is it's Wednesday, which means tonight we are doing an episode of Breaking Bread.

And I just wanted to remind everyone, since we were off last week while Jackie was moving, Breaking Bread is back tonight, 7 p.m.

Eastern time, 4 p.m.

Pacific time on the Spotify live app.

If you download the app, you can join the show live.

You can write in the comments section, which is really more entertaining than the show, honestly.

Yeah.

You can get brought up on stage, listen to your girlies just recap.

We actually will have so much to talk about on Breaking Bread tonight because I feel like the last three days, every time we wrap, like we still have more to talk about.

So it'll be be really fun.

You can also listen live on just the regular Spotify app, but you won't be able to like, you know, be a real integral part of the show, like with the comment section and stuff.

And if you're unavailable tonight, Wednesday, 7 p.m.

Eastern time, our episodes do go on demand onto Spotify on Friday.

So this is fun for the whole family.

Totally.

And that's just a little bit about me.

You covered the whole gamut.

What else is new with you?

Well, how's Bryce?

How's Roald?

Everything is good.

Just so busy.

I mean, everybody just doing a million things.

Do you want to interject?

Sorry.

Yeah, I wanted to tell you something.

I started the Hotel Nantucket.

I saw tell me everything.

It's really good.

It's just like, I've been in such a rut reading like, you know, erotic romances that I love so much.

But I thought I would like, you know, pull back a little bit, branch out.

And so it's taking an adjustment to read something different.

But also, I've never read a book with a ghost in it.

And like, I'm not a spooky girl.

I'm not into like.

paranormal activity.

Some people's like whole personality is being like obsessed with ghosts and like cemeteries and Ouija boards.

That's not me.

But I kind of like love this ghost.

She's not like other ghosts.

No, she's like a cutie.

She's like an unhinged 19 year old.

Right.

With the wisdom because she's living for 100 years.

Yes.

But she died when she was 19.

How, what percent are you at?

You read so fast.

I don't know, actually.

I didn't read a lot last night.

Honestly, I could not focus on anything but the lottery.

What happened so far?

Where are you at?

Has the hotel opened?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They just started, spoiler alert, getting bad reviews on like TripAdvisor.

Oh, okay, cute.

Yeah, no, the ghost is really cute and she adds like a fun flavor.

I'm typically typically not a ghost girly but i'm always open to it if you read layla by colleen hoover i actually have it it's another ghost tale and throughout the book i was like what the fuck but then by the end it made sense it made sense and i love when things make sense yesterday i started the new redheads book a flicker in the dark and it is spooky but so well written but it's just like gives you chills oh i just got a chill up my spine yeah maybe

Grace is working the AC.

I also can't stress enough how much I'm loving the Kindle Oasis.

Like it is that Kindle.

You need it.

Like, and if you didn't get it on Prime Day, I feel bad for you because it's fucking expensive and I saved like over $100 on it.

But it's so premium.

Like if you ever Kindle girly and you're still with that, my old, now that I realize how fabulous this new one is, I realize how slow my old one was.

You want to write Colleen Hoover?

C.

Oh.

Ow.

And now I'm like, Colleen Hoover.

It's so premium.

It's like technology as an I,

why can't I say AV?

I don't know.

You have an aversion.

Technology as an A V girl is like so important to me, you know?

Totally.

And I'm enjoying the Oasis life as well.

I wasn't ready for it a year ago, but I'm ready for it now.

I'm loving those little buttons.

Question for you.

Do you have your, what do you use the up and down for?

Like down page, like.

Do you use the down button for the next page or the up button?

Excuse me.

I can change it.

Yeah.

Because obviously I was like, the down one should go right because it's closer to my thumb.

And when I opened opened the Kindle, it was just like, you have to use the top one.

I reprogrammed mine a few days ago.

You need AV assistant.

Oh my God.

I was thinking how stupid that was.

I'm like, if I had to guess a million dollars, obviously the one closer to my thumb is going to be next.

What am I reading about backwards?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

You just blew my mind.

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

I'll show you how to do that.

That's what I'm here for.

We're literally like

heck it

is.

We're Elon Musk.

Technologists.

No, like Elon Musk literally wishes he knew much about technology as we do.

Elon Musk wishes he could reprogram his Kindle.

No, I'm like literally embarrassed for him for how little he knows compared to us.

It's like so sad.

Beyond.

Beyond.

Oh, we also have deer toasters today.

Oh, wow.

And they're pre-wild, honestly.

Like, oh, I cannot wait.

We have so much to do.

Should we just get into it?

I mean, I wouldn't, I really wouldn't be against it.

Okay.

And, you know, things come up along the way and we'll chat here and there about ourselves.

So without further ado, did it, did, it do

where are you streiss brothers are here

do to do where are you the streiss brothers are here sleeping

where are you i took theo for a walk this morning and he made the biggest dump i've ever seen a human being or a dog make i meant to tell you did he have anything extra was it just been like did he have a tbt well actually um

he has cornered Taylor.

I'm literally having a stroke today.

Cornered Kaylor.

Every time Kaylor has a snack, it's Inthio's mouth.

And she's just started to give it to him.

Like, she's submissive.

Like, at first, she used to fight and now she just gives it.

He's been eating so much off the floor.

I've been giving him treats.

Like, when him and Bruno are together, I'm always giving them greenies.

So he's definitely eating a lot more, which I'm not mad about, but it's coming out in his poop.

I could not believe the poop.

I almost vomited.

Bruno's also eating a lot more.

He indulged in a turkey sandwich the other night.

That sounds good.

Last night I found him going through the trash.

He found himself an apple

and just other miscellaneous things.

I'm happy for these drice bros.

The suburbs are treating them well.

The suburbs are treating them.

I mean, look at them.

Pooped.

Pooped.

So did you do the crunch?

No, I don't think so.

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Our first story, Chris Rock is setting the record straight on the Will Smiths Oscar slap.

He says, I'm not a victim.

Okay.

Chris Rock has finally broken his silence regarding the slap hurt around the world.

Yeah, that shit hurt, motherfucker, but I shook that shit off and went to work the next day.

After remaining silent, mostly silent for months, the comedian actor addressed getting smacked by Will at the Oscars.

He said, quote, anyone who said words hurt has never been punched in the face.

He declared while performing alongside Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle at MSG on Saturday.

Oh my God, that actually sounds so fun.

Obviously, like the one time I'm not in New York.

Thanks.

Also, during the event, Kevin Hart brought a live goat on stage and introduced it as Will Smith.

Oh my God, I'm actually like really against like animals in crowded spaces.

Are you?

Oh, like I actually really hate that.

So

the story was just ruined.

I want to show you the picture.

But then Chris Rock performed at PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmedale, New Jersey, the most premium entertainment experience in the tri-state area.

And he said, I'm not a victim, motherfucker.

I don't go to the hospital for a paper cut.

No, no.

It's just, you know what I didn't expect?

I didn't expect to like be so into Chris Rock, you know?

I think we all like had a soft spot in our hearts for him after the slap because it was so fucking crazy and it was so like embarrassing and painful for everyone.

And then the like bell of it all.

And I just like, I didn't expect to be so like into him, you know, like intrigued by what's Chris doing?

What's Chris saying?

What's Chris up to?

What's Chris feeling?

Like I'm more of a Chris Jenner girl than a Chris Rock, but that might change.

That might change.

This show looks amazing.

Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, and Kevin Hart.

I mean, what a lineup.

I've actually never seen any of Chris Rock's stand-up, but it's like Ben's favorite.

Ben is Chris Rock's number one fan.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah.

I don't know if they were like doing a tour together or it was like a one-time thing at MSG, but if any of you guys were there who are listening, I'm so jealous.

That sounds amazing.

Literally amazing.

I saw Kevin Hart at MSG.

How was it?

It was great.

I was the most people ever fit into MSG because like he had a teeny tiny stage.

Because he's so small.

He had a teeny tiny stage in the middle and they were able to put as many seats as they've ever put in there.

How many shows did he do?

I'm not sure.

I just went to one.

That's cool.

I would want to see him do stand-up.

He's so funny.

For so long, he was my absolute favorite comedian and stand-up comedian.

Yeah, he's great.

But then he was usurped by Claudia Montre.

Oh, that reminds me.

Tickets available at girlwithnojob.com slash tour, West Hampton Beach, New York, Red Bank, New Jersey, New Haven, Connecticut.

More dates coming soon.

I added another show.

I was thinking, like, gotta get to Alabama.

I want the Alabama girls to, like, know I'm coming.

Bama.

Bama.

Roll tie.

I'm literally going to be like, such an Alabama girly, like war eagle.

What's that?

Oh my God.

Okay.

So I obviously you wouldn't know that because is it from TikTok?

No, no, because you've never been to Alabama and I only learned it the first time I went.

Got it.

Obviously, when I went, I was like, roll tide, like, whatever the fuck that means.

And like, it's half and half.

So there's two schools, Auburn and University of Alabama.

University of Alabama is roll tide.

Okay.

And Auburn is war eagle.

So like whichever your school is, like that's the phrase you stick with.

Okay, so you're war eagle.

I'm roll tide.

No, I didn't say that.

I was just teaching.

I think I'm roll tide.

I'm definitely rolled tied,

probably.

I'm definitely rolled all tied.

So you're an anti-Semite?

Yikes.

Honestly, I just want to let you know, if you've ever like DM'd me or left a comment that starts with yikes or ends with yikes, like you will be blocking.

Or includes yikes in the middle.

Because people who say yikes on the internet in like an ironic, derogatory way.

Ironic way.

Like we say it like making fun of those people, but the people who use it in their everyday

are the worst people on the internet.

I literally like screenshotted a message the other day.

It was so fucking condescending.

Like, yikes.

And it was about the couch.

It was like, chill the out.

Yikes, you guys have lost your touch.

That couch.

I'm like, you're ugly.

Okay.

I want to see your couch.

Yeah.

Face time me.

Yikes.

I hate the word yikes so much.

Me too.

Yikes.

And it comes with that face, you know, yikes.

If you've ever said that, like, you're done.

You're done.

Okay, well, are you ready for our next story?

Why not?

Because there's drama between Candace Cameron Beret and Jojo CWA.

I saw.

Candace Cameron Beret is addressing Jojo CWA, calling her the rudest celebrity in a TikTok video.

She said, now it is all good.

But for those of us who are just hearing the news for the first time, such as myself, JoJo posted a video to her social media platform showing her quickly flashing photos of celebrities.

So let me tell you, it's a trend on TikTok.

That I've surmised.

Okay, so for those who don't know, let me just say that.

Yeah, yeah.

You basically pull up different people's Instagram profiles on your phone and then you write, you take a video of yourself and you write like, you know, worst hookup I ever had.

And then you flash the phone really quick.

And some people have been able to like slow down the video, screen record them and figure out who people are.

But like if you do it really fast, there's like actually no way to see it.

So it's like worst hookup, you know, celebrity I have the most T on, you know, rudest person I've ever met and other influencers and celebrities are doing it to each other.

And I cannot tell you how many times I have literally downloaded the person's TikTok and scrolled through to try and like screen record.

It's so hard to figure out, but somebody figured out JoJo's.

I saw they do edit it and showed every single person that she did.

Wow.

Okay.

So she did the nicest, the coolest, her crush, and she also did the rudest and flashed a phone to reveal Candace Cameron Beret.

She didn't provide any further details about their alleged interaction, but now Candace Cameron Beret is, I'm just going to have to call her Candace.

Yes, it's still off.

100%.

Has taken to Instagram saying that she was shocked and had no idea where it came from.

She said, I immediately tried to reach out to her through mutual friends and my publicist contacted her manager and I DM'd her because I didn't know what happened.

I just think it's funny that Candace Cameron Beret and Jojo Siwa have mutual friends.

Oh, I'm sure.

Like, I just found that interesting.

Yeah.

She said, so I was finally able to talk to JoJo this morning.

I called her and we had a great conversation.

She was like, hey, how are you doing?

I was like, well, I've been better.

What happened?

So Jojo told Candace that she didn't think her video was going, going to go viral, calling it a silly TikTok trend and saying that she didn't think it was a big deal.

But then Candace told her that it was a big deal and asked her what she did to her.

I'm sure she was like getting dragged.

to filth to filth because Candace said, I only remember that we met at the Kelly Clarkson show and that went really great.

Oh, that's iconic.

Jojo said, yeah, it was really great.

You were super nice and all of that.

She actually didn't want to tell me because she said it's so silly.

She felt bad.

And that's why it just wasn't a big deal to her.

But then she said, I met you at the Fuller House Premiere when I was 11 years old and we were all on the red carpet.

I had come up to you and said, can I have a picture with you?

And you said to me, not right now.

Then Then you proceeded to do what you were doing and take pictures with other people on the red carpet.

So Candace profusely apologized to JoJo and Jojo said, you weren't even mean.

And I get it now as an adult when you're on the red carpet and everything's happening.

You're being pulled in different directions.

But at that time, I was at an 11, I was 11.

And then Candace apologized saying, I broke your 11-year-old heart.

I didn't take a picture with you.

I feel so sorry and crummy.

And now there's been a rep croche moi.

Here are words that I literally never thought would come out of my mouth ever.

Like, just as for Candace Camin-Beret, like, sounds like JoJo's being like a big shit starter.

And, like, when she was like, no, I don't even want to say what it is.

It was giving Crystal Kung Minkoff, like,

Sutton said the craziest thing.

So offensive, dark.

What is it?

I can't say it.

So, first of all, I'm always doubtful when people say that.

And second of all, literally, if

that's what happened, everything Jojo just described,

That's really not rude.

And it doesn't sound like a consistent story because why would Candace Camon-Beret taking pictures with a bunch of people on a red carpet and not Jojo Siva?

Like when she was 11, like fans.

No, she was, she was probably a celebrity.

On point, like moms.

Yeah, just a kid celebrity.

I agree.

I mean, it's really a nothing burger.

It just goes to show that every other celebrity must be, you know, the nicest person on the planet.

Right.

If that's the worst thing that's happening in the world,

but what Candace Cameron Marais said is that no matter how many followers you have, even a 10-second trending TikTok video can do damage because our words matter and our actions matter.

And that's the thing.

It's like, so much of TikTok is just putting people on blast, both, you know, probably righteously and also in a shit-starting sort of way.

And I really feel like that people have really made like careers of just like trolling and calling people out and blowing things out of proportion, like that Instacart driver who said he made Kylie

gave Kylie the ingredients for her sandwiches.

Like, right.

Everyone's just like, everyone like sharing their story of like, I saw this celebrity one time and she was so rude.

Like, you don't know what someone else is going through.

Like, you only see things like through your perspective and it's like

and then you say it as fact and people run with it because like it's fun for them right no but honestly this is like like kind of extremely losery of jojo seewa i'm i'm really shocked because first of all it doesn't sound like there was really like an incident and then also the way candace describes the phone call it's like jojo got like like called out like yeah there was nothing there yeah how old is jojo seewa now she is she must be 18 right now she's grown she is give me one second 19.

oh wow.

Okay.

So she's like,

she's still like a kid, but like, she's no better as a celebrity to start dumb drama like this.

Like, yeah, but that's the trend.

And that's what I'm saying.

Like, TikTok is toxic and people are just obsessed with like

getting famous and getting

views because they're putting, they're

embarrassing someone else.

No, I completely agree with you.

Oh, great.

We're on the same page.

Are we ever not?

No.

Except about TikTok.

And Olivia Rodrigo being a one-hit wonder.

I never said she was a one-hit wonder.

I said it was too soon to call.

Sure.

No, that's what I said.

Like, I stand by that.

Sure.

Oh, this microphone brand is sure.

S-H-U-R-E.

So, sure.

That's my joke.

I was the one walking around Guitar Center saying, sure.

Sure you were.

I miss Guitar Center.

Let's go back.

You know, I think.

We need headphones for that.

We do.

Do we have to go to Guitar Center?

I think we do.

Oh, my God.

I think we do.

They'll be so happy to see us.

My day just blew wide open.

They're going to say, hey, girlies, how was the equipment?

And I was like, oh, hey, how about you listen to your, listen to myself?

Corporate hasn't called you yet because literally the biggest podcast in the world

reference your amazing customer service.

I figured you'd be the president of the company by now.

No, I would say to him, why don't you go to your Apple podcasts?

Go to the comedy chart.

Is that what you're doing?

Yeah.

And why don't you go to episode number seven?

We were six yesterday.

Oh, we're seven and eight right now.

We are literally like chart topping, top charting.

I'm so cute.

Seven and eight.

We are so cute.

We are so cute.

Like, who's cuter, funnier, more interesting than us?

We should go.

I'll give you a minute.

Nobody.

The Streis Brothers.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

We should go to Guitar Center when our episode is like as high as it's going to be.

So it's at six or five, yeah.

Okay.

And then wait for them to be like, how did it go?

Oh, oh, I just happened to bring my iPad with a screenshot of the chart.

If you want to know.

Just want to check it out.

Check it out.

Are you ready for our next story?

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Next story, some airport news brought to you by Way.

Erica Jane served with a $50 million lawsuit upon returning home from a Luxe Hawaii vacation.

Following her Lux trip to Hawaii, Erica Jane was served with papers for a $50 million racketeering lawsuit when she arrived back in LA on Friday night.

In exclusive pics obtained by Paige 6, the real houses of Beverly Hill star, was seen leaving LA International Airport when a woman approached her and handed her two thick stacks of documents.

A rep for Erica's did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Someone was videoing and it's honestly like it's mortifying to see.

Yeah.

But what I also thought was really interesting was that she was on vacation in Hawaii with Rina and Diana.

So why was she at LAX?

Like, wouldn't they have flown private to Hawaii?

Yeah.

From LA?

With Diana?

Right.

That is an interesting thing.

I also just thought it was interesting that the three of them were hanging out off.

But that tracks based on, I mean, I'm so behind on Beverly Hills.

like

haven't turned a TV don't even have a TV right now um so I don't know what's going on but like Rena and seems like I mean Diana seems well

close yeah um the video is horrifying and it's like so embarrassing because I'm sure like at first Erica thinks it's like a fan maybe wanting an autograph or just like you know people do crazy things to public figures um and I think like you see the moment where it settles that she's like being and you know it was legit because it had one of those paper clips not like a classic paper clip the one that's like a clam of course because it's so many documents because it was like this big, thick stack.

And it was just like, honestly, it actually made me feel bad for her because it was just really embarrassing with so many cameras around.

And Rinna was like, why were there so many cameras around?

Because, you know, those girlies love to call the paps on themselves.

Do you think they called the paparazzi on themselves?

For sure.

You think so?

I don't think the paparazzi like really, really needs, you know, Erica and Rinna getting off a plane.

Like, if they were there, it's because, you know, they call them.

So they called them

and then like she got served.

Like, I just think if Erica wanted to go on a trip fly home commercial like she could make it through the airport without paparazzi.

That's what I'm saying.

So I think it's like so weird that oh you think it had something to do with the serving?

I don't know.

And some of the pictures are clearly like an iPhone situation.

Yeah, the video that went viral that started the story was someone just filming, I think, on their iPhone.

Like a fan saw Erica at the airport.

Perhaps.

Or was it someone who like they the part of the people who served her just to confirm that they served her.

I just think it's really interesting.

Honestly, I mean, she looks cute no matter what, but she doesn't look like someone who was knew the paparazzi was going to be there.

I was, um,

I'm sure she was glad she was wearing a mask because you can't see her face.

When you were on maternity leave, oh, it was when Olivia Wilde got served at those custody papers during CinemaCon and it was like so awkward.

Taylor Strecker was

my co-host that day.

And we were just talking about how like getting served is so crazy.

And I asked her if she's ever been served or whatever.

And she was like, no, but I had to serve for her divorce.

And she was like, it was like, you think a lot about it.

You can choose where to do it.

You don't want to, if you care about the person, you don't want to embarrass them, like do it at work, you know?

And she said it was like a really crazy experience.

Got to serve someone.

Who's it going to be?

I think Bryce.

I'm going to serve Streis then.

Or Charlie Pooth.

A cease and desist.

No, literally, like cease and desist for posting on TikTok.

Emotional distress.

No, literally.

So who knows what this lawsuit is regarding?

I'm sure someone does, but it's just, you know, just more.

And at this point,

and I actually feel like this story would, you know, it's another lawsuit for Erica Jane.

Right.

Honestly, I'm immune to them, but the fact that she was served publicly in pictures and videos, that's the story.

Yeah, that's the story.

But also, I don't know.

I think Erica Jane's at this place where like,

like, at least for me, I don't really care.

Like, I fully believe now, like, she really probably didn't know that much.

And like, maybe if she had investigated, like, she could have figured it out herself, but I don't think she really cared that much about what Tom was doing for a living, just like was happy living her life.

And she's bearing the brunt of everything because Tom is incoherent and lives in a home.

But my vibe now is like, I really don't care.

Like, she's way past like the drama, in my opinion.

I'm sure her.

People troubles are far from over.

Oh, yeah, but I feel like for her, it's just like, what's another lawsuit?

You know, she's going to spend the, like,

another one.

She's going to spend a really long time.

In court.

In court.

And it's going to be really expensive.

Yeah.

It's expensive to be her.

Yeah.

It is.

Oh.

It's okay.

Right.

Don't even start.

It's okay, boys.

Are you ready for our next story?

I really am.

It seems as though The View has selected their replacement for Megan McCain, finally.

Oh, this is like Jeopardy.

I didn't even know we were still doing this.

Right.

This is like Jeopardy, except, and this is still a report.

It's not confirmed.

They haven't announced it on the show yet, but page six seems to know for certain that Alyssa Farah Griffin will be replaced.

placing Megan McCain on The View.

Who the fuck is that?

She was the former communications director for Donald Trump's White House.

Okay, so conservative girly.

Yep.

Don't know who that is.

And again,

there was so much hype after Megan left.

Like, this is literally Maeem Bialik.

Like, who cares?

Yeah, except you knew Maeem.

And maybe if you watch the view, she's been one of the people who's been in rotation a lot.

They already replaced her with that woman, Ana Navarro.

Right, but who would torture themselves and watch the view enough to find out?

So perhaps, you know, she did a good job, but I'm glad they made a choice.

And I felt like for a while they weren't going to make a choice.

I thought they already had.

With Ana Navarro.

For some reason, I I follow the view, I think, on TikTok because they followed me and I was like, let me be respectful, you know, of Whoopi and the crew.

So I see clips sometimes and it's always that woman on a Navarro.

I literally thought she, like, I thought this was done.

Well, she might be a host, but not the one replacing Megan.

No, she was definitely just like a, like a frequent temporary queen.

But

I guess she didn't do a good job because she didn't get the job.

Yeah.

And I also feel like this could have been like a really great opportunity to make a splash, you know, with like someone who

big polarizing.

Yeah.

And at least for me, maybe, because I don't watch her.

Did you see a picture of her?

Like, no, honestly, I, I don't, I don't know her.

No, I've never seen, I'm sorry to this woman.

I'm sorry to this woman.

I don't know this woman, but good luck in the job.

Good luck.

You know, the more time that goes by, the more Megan shares about her experience and how awful it was.

You know, I cannot imagine why anyone would want that job.

Obviously, like it's an amazing opportunity, yada, yada, yada.

And if you're one of the other four women who I think align more politically, like it's probably so much fun.

Like we're all ganging up on the other girl.

I totally get why you would want to be sunny or any of the other girls.

I cannot for the life of me imagine why anyone would want to be like the other person.

It sounds horrible.

And everyone leaves.

Like I don't see a rotating chair for any of the other women.

Like Sunny and Wooby, they've been there forever.

Right.

Joy.

Jinx.

So

I really hope this girl has like, you know, a thick skin, good mental health.

And I hope it's a really big paycheck because there's honestly, there's probably a number that's like, okay, I would do something like that for that.

Public humiliation on a daily basis.

So I hope it's worth part of their payment.

I probably don't think it is, like, honestly.

No.

But whatever, I mean, if she is the one and she signed her contract, then it was enough to do this job.

Yeah, no, I'm really wishing her the best of luck.

Like,

yikes.

Yikes, girly.

Really, good luck.

Good.

Good luck.

And hopefully they'll make the official announcement soon.

And I'm just glad they made a choice yes the megan stuff i find really interesting because megan is conservative girly but she's also just like

deeply um connected in the political space like she knew whoopie before they already knew her parents i believe she knew joy and now like the vibe that she's putting out afterwards is like joy was literally like horrible to her well what's so interesting is like when it was all going down and you would see clips from the show where like they had a really bad day or they got into a big fight and it was like oh my god how could these people still be co-working How did they not hate each other?

Then like you would see Megan go on Watch What Happens Live and she's like, no, I love Joy.

We have a mutual respect.

We talked about it after the show.

And like, it's totally fine.

I'm like, okay, so it's totally fine.

Like these people just bounce back from these things.

But now when Megan talks about it, it's like, oh no, it really was a horribly toxic work environment.

It looked, it felt exactly how it looked.

And it's just, yes, because I used to think, I'm like, you know, Megan is like, you know, the only one who has a difference of opinion, but every time she tweets about it or talks on Watch What Happens Live, she's like, that's just the job.

Like, I love these women and we have different beliefs and and i was like yes i'm like that's america baby like so mature and now it's like actually there was bullying harassment like everyone was mean to each other we all hated each other and i was like damn like

because i i choose to believe in a world where like people can have a difference of opinions and still love and respect one another right and like for a while while megan was on there and like being on watch job and live all the time saying like it's just you know politics we're still friends i was like yes like this is proof and i feel like like a couple years ago when megan was on on the view and like she was making news about like a moment between her and Whoopee, we said how like that's the honestly like a really cool thing about the view is like that was meant to be, I think, one of the points of the show.

It's the view and there are many points of view and we're just going to have conversations about that.

But like so many people have written books after their time on the view and it's like, it's actually not like that at all.

And I don't think it's really ever been like that.

No, and I think especially in the months since Megan left, it's now just the one view.

Right.

And it's just, and there's no one.

We'll see what happens.

What's her name?

Alyssa Farrah Griffin.

We'll see what happens to Alyssa.

Yeah.

Best of luck, girly.

Best of luck.

Are you ready for a fifth and final story?

Which is a little random news, but I started following the New York Post on Instagram and they post like all these random news stories to their feed.

And I thought this one would be fun to talk about.

Man with eight arms climbs out of well that he's lived in for 75 years.

It's stuff like that, but that's what the fifth and final story is meant to be.

Human interest.

It's human interest.

So a woman is advertising for a farmer to marry her best friend.

Okay.

These two girlies, gorgeous girls.

Oh my God.

Beyond gorgeous.

Wait.

Those are just regular girls or not.

Regular girls from New Zealand.

One of them.

Girls from New Zealand are really pretty.

Yeah.

One of them moved to farm country

and to marry a farmer who she loves and she's living the farm timber life.

Yeah, this is literally a book.

Right.

And she has a friend named Amber who wants to live the farm life too.

And so they can all be like four farmers together going on date nights to the barn.

And yeah.

And Amber wants a reason to like leave the city and move to the King Country region.

And I feel like we're helping Amber by putting putting this on the show.

Right.

And we're spreading.

And so her friend Liv is looking for a great farmer to marry her friend Amber so that Amber can move to the farm.

And what kind of, where did Liv put this like advertisement?

On New Zealand Farming Facebook group.

I'm literally not.

Okay.

This is, get you a friend like Liv.

And then Liv posted these photos of Amber.

She's gorgeous.

She's literally so gorgeous.

If somebody doesn't option this story into like a Hallmark Lifetime movie, honestly, or like a romantic comedy book, I could, because this is literally the book that I just read.

It's two books, but it's not not about farmers.

It's about two regular like college grads who end up both marrying like Brad Pitt, like two different Brad Pitts.

And it's like they live next door to each other.

And it's so cute.

Like the first book, the first book is about the first girl.

And then the second group book is about the girl who meets the other movie star through the first girl.

So this sounds like it could be that.

Like somebody needs to write a book about this.

It's so cute.

It's so cute, but we also need the happily ever after.

So if you are in New Zealand, in the farming community, ideally the king country region, why don't you message Liv and get to know Amber?

No, and also, okay, I'm like thinking about this being turned into the movie because these girls are so beautiful and they're Australian.

They should play themselves.

Madison Brown from Kirby from Dynasty.

Like she needs to play the one who needs the boyfriend, Amber.

She looks just like her.

Okay, perfect.

And then we see the other girl.

We need to cast.

We want authentic Australian.

Okay, so this is Amber with her dog, and she like clearly loves the bucolic lifestyle.

And this is the two of them.

That must be Liv.

They're literally both so beautiful.

I cannot believe this isn't a story about models.

Like, those girls look like that and they're not famous.

That's the same thing.

No, and it's like, you're advertising for a boyfriend when you look like that.

No, there's no hope for any of you.

Go home.

Go home.

If this girl needs to put up a billboard, I've never seen a more beautiful girl in my life.

And that's just like a regular Facebook photo.

It was on an edited Instagram page.

There's no filter on it.

There's no like colors.

There's no Visco.

No, literally, girls from that part of the world are just.

And Amber was a bridesmaid at Liv's wedding.

Here she is being.

Amber's.

I'm literally like upset.

Like, I put on full glam today for this stupid show.

I look like a rat.

You'll never be Amber.

No, and I'll never be Amber with no makeup on at a vineyard, you know?

No.

No, that's just your cross to bear.

And if someone at the New York Post is watching this, which I feel like you are because you're always just like, you know, obsessed with the toast, please follow up.

Like, we need to find out what happens next.

Please follow up.

Get in touch with Liv, get a statement, see what happens with Amber.

And toasters, if you know any like fine Australian farmers,

figure it out.

Yeah, check out this story.

You can see Liv's Facebook page and you could get involved in the process.

And if any, you know, reality shows want to go over there and film the process.

process, no, honestly.

I would be definitely watching that.

I don't think I would watch it because I think a reality show like would actually ruin it.

They'd set her up on like fake dates.

I want this to play out however it plays out.

And then I would like a really premium either movie or book about it.

Love it.

We need

like...

No, if we had a production company.

Toast Productions.

We need Lucy Score to literally write this book.

We would send Toast Productions out there and we would make the movie.

It's like Rhys.

If we get Hello Sunshine, yeah.

Because Rhys making movies of books that she wants to see into movies, which I learned.

We're going it afterwards.

We're making stories, real life stories.

Into books or in movies.

Yeah.

No, Hello Sunshine needs to get on this immediately.

Yeah.

In collaboration with Toast Studios.

Yeah.

TNN.

Yeah.

So those were the past five stories.

I feel as though you absolutely needed to know them.

You definitely needed to know that last one.

Warmed the cockles of my heart.

And

we're not done yet.

So we've only been in for 48 minutes, you guys.

Like, there's so much more to come.

So much more.

Because it's Wednesday, which means dear toasters.

So our weekly advice segment, every wednesday we do dear toasters you can write into us totally anonymously we'll not blow up your spot and you could write in about anything today we have some cheating stuff we have some boyfriend stuff we have some red flags we have some friendship stuff you can write into deartoasters at gmail.com if you need advice on anything we also do unburden yourselves on monday so email unburden yourselves at gmail.com if there's something really embarrassing that you did also For next week on Monday, Unburden Yourselves, we're doing like a special anxiety themed.

Oh, cute.

Unburden yourself.

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Hi, Jackson Claude, my queens.

A few months ago, I went on a date with a guy who gave me major red flags, but for some ridiculous reason, I decided to give this guy another chance.

He invited himself to my house and immediately upon arrival, asked why I didn't have dinner ready.

We ordered Chinese, and when the food arrived, he insisted that I make his plate by dividing the plate into three sections and delivering it to him.

As we're eating, he spilled on a shirt and then proceeded to rip off his shirt and asked me to launder, quote, it.

At this point, I was cringing, but decided to launder the shirt as this man was unhinged.

I retrieved the shirt from the dryer as he walked to my bedroom.

I told him to leave, but he didn't acknowledge me.

He got undressed and went to bed.

I frantically called my friends to help, but this man was already naked and passed out, so I slept on the couch.

I woke up to the sound of my shower, followed by this man asking me to make him a coffee.

At this point, I flipped out and told him to leave.

Flash forward to today, I am dating an incredible man who asked me to spend the weekend at his family's cabin.

I decided to do some digging on Facebook, and that's when I saw it.

My boyfriend's cousin is the launder my shirt guy, and I will be spending the weekend with him.

What do I do?

I already told my boyfriend the story, but never told him who the person was.

Do I tell him?

Do I pretend I don't know his cousin?

Help.

Sincerely.

How the hell did I get here?

Oh my gosh.

That's literally a book.

That is a book.

That is hot.

Hutzba and also scary.

Yeah.

That was starting to scare me.

Right.

Like getting undressed and getting in your bed.

Up until that point, it was just him being a dick.

Right.

No, you told him to leave and he went to sleep in your bed naked.

Honestly, it sounds like he might not have a home.

That's what I was thinking too.

He probably spilled on purpose so that he could get a fresh shirt, get a free meal and a place to stay.

Oh Oh my God.

He should just be nicer to women and women would just like let them stay at his house, their house for a few days and use the laundry and take a shower.

Totally.

He's definitely, by the way, he's definitely, was definitely at the time probably homeless.

Yeah, because that's a thing that men do.

They couch surf with women so they don't have to pay rent.

There was that article in the New York Post all those years ago about a guy who hasn't lived in an apartment for a year and has literally slept with different women for like a few days at a time to have a place to stay.

It was crazy.

Crazy.

But anyways, in response to your question, tell your boyfriend that it was him.

Like, you did nothing wrong, so there's no reason.

You're going to be feeling weird all weekend.

And you don't want your boyfriend to think you're feeling weird about being with his family or that you're not sure about the relationship or that there's something else going on.

Just like honesty is the best policy.

You have nothing to be ashamed of.

There's no reason why you wouldn't share.

And he already knows the story.

No.

And he already knows the story.

So now you could be like, by the way, and it doesn't sound like you, you know, you went on a date with his cousin and now you're realizing in his cousin.

So you're going to tell him this whole story.

It's like, you already told him about this crazy thing.

You didn't sleep with him.

So like you have like, there's nothing weird.

There's nothing weird.

This is so crystal clear.

this is so crazy bizarre this is like one of those things where it's like the world is so small i'm so sorry that you had to experience that and now you're like reliving it because i'm sure it's horrifying but definitely tell your boyfriend and also ask if maybe at the time like maybe he fell upon hard times just because i'm curious yeah because it sounds like he was using you for like a hot meal a bed and a new shirt yeah All right, good luck with that.

Let us know.

I would love an update on you.

All right, next up.

Hello, Jax, Claude, Razin's Raz.

Oh, and I'm so glad that you wrote when we have all four four together.

And this is from two girlies they wrote together.

We are longtime toasters.

It's like when a book is written by two authors.

We're such nerds.

We are two longtime toasters and best friends who need your help.

We have a friend, Lynn, and she's a part of our very tight friend group that has been together for most of our 20s and into our 30s.

We are all very close, but unfortunately, Lynn can be really cheap at times, despite having one of the more lucrative jobs of our friend group.

She also likes to, quote, host parties, we think, mainly to avoid the cost of an Uber to get anywhere else.

It's gotten to the point where every time she, quote hosts a party,

the plans are solidified, then shortly before the event, everyone in the group is given specific items to bring, whether it's food, drinks, or both.

We started realizing that we are all bringing the entire party, about 90% of the food slash alcohol, while she provides whatever leftovers are currently in her pantry, like nuts or crackers.

While none of us mind contributing and we never show up to anywhere empty-handed, we are starting to feel taken advantage of because of how disproportionate her contributions are at her own party, and she seems to have no problem with it.

How do we make her see the issue with this as she's constantly inviting inviting us over?

We are a very non-confrontational group of girls and we like to keep the drama low, but this is getting impossible to ignore.

Any advice you can provide would be greatly appreciated.

P.S.

We will send a follow-up.

You just need to give her a taste of her own medicine.

You say, parties at my house this time.

Lynn, you're bringing the...

this, that, and the other.

Everyone else, like, just do exactly what she's doing, but before she can do it.

I would also avoid Lynn's house, like the plague.

Like, the next time she wants to host a party, all the girls should be like, oh, we ready to say we're going bowling tonight.

Like, meet us there at 10.

Yeah.

Like, do not go to her house don't give her a choice in this situation she doesn't have choices yeah it sounds like she's the only one with like a little bit of balls in the group so she's taking advantage of the fact that you guys are low drama non-confrontational and that's how you're getting walked all over but she is taking advantage of you guys if she is not contributing buying stuff for the party and just like thinks that having it at her place is contribution enough it you know once in a while it is yeah but you're literally forbidden from going to her house that's how you the fact that you keep going and she keeps getting away with it is why she keeps doing it like wouldn't you you just need to put the plans in the chat hey was talking to jenny and we're going to jenny's house this weekend um i'm gonna bring this if lynn you could get that yeah felicia get that you know lynn felicia jenny i'm just i find it interesting like when you make up names like what comes

felicia is unique like really different not like other names i don't know what inspired these names this is just how i'm seeing your group of friends i love that i'm always like a sarah or rachel i go biblical that's true yeah you can never go wrong i don't know where i pulled isaac jacob and Abraham.

I'll have to think.

Maybe probably for books.

What was the name of the girl who was having everyone over?

Lynn.

Lynn.

Well, actually, they wrote Lynn Manuel Miranda, but I just abbreviated it because I didn't want to.

It's like word jumbo, and I have a hard time reading these dear toasters, as is.

Yes, yes.

But I did appreciate their creativity and toasty references.

Are you ready for our third and final?

This one's pretty wild.

Okay, I'm ready.

Hello, Jackson Claude.

Brassenstras.

So far, these are clear-cut.

Yes, no more.

Sometimes you guys really confound me.

Right, and we really don't know which route to take.

But so far, I feel like it's been.

I'm 100% certain.

And I think you probably will be certain about this one, too.

I love certainty.

I'm going to try and keep it short and simple because I desperately need your help.

A year ago, I cheated on my boyfriend.

I got blackout drunk with my best friend.

We went back to her apartment and I hooked up with her soon-to-be brother-in-law.

It was a makeout and a five-second blowjob before I ran away crying and went to bed.

After which, I told no one, not even my best friend.

But her fiancé definitely saw and was aware of what happened.

A few months later, I came clean to my boyfriend and then to my best friend.

My boyfriend and I decided to stay together and I moved to Texas to be with him we started couples therapy and we are now engaged my fiancé wants nothing to do with my best friend and her fiancé it reminds him of something traumatic to say the least and he doesn't want the fiancé at our wedding he says that he knew what was happening and clearly disrespected him and he wants nothing to do with him now my best friend says that my fiancé is manipulative and controlling and refuses to even be my friend until my fiancé can get over it help a bride in distress oh that's rough i know what it reminds me of van or pump rules no um the moronic storyline in sex in the City where

Carrie cheats on Aiden with Big, and obviously they break up and then her and Aiden get back together and she like

maintains her friendship with Big.

Big comes to Aiden's country house.

He calls her all the time.

She's like, I want you guys to be friends.

You literally cheated on him with this guy.

That's insane, but that's not the same thing because she's not asking her fiancé to be okay with the guy that she, the brother, the guy she cheated with, they never see the brother-in-law.

The fiancé is mad mad at the other friend's fiancé for like knowing what happened and not telling him.

But I don't think that's fair.

Um,

maybe that's something that you guys need to talk about in like couples counseling.

Yes.

I mean, it's definitely probably embarrassing, like, to see them around and have them at your wedding, knowing that they know what happened.

But if he's able to forgive you, it's not fair for him to like place his anger on this person that he knows, like three degrees removed.

And

I don't think he's being controlling or manipulative.

I just think it's like probably where he has placed all of his anger about the situation.

And that's you need to work on like

working through that anger instead of just like letting him blame them.

Honestly, like, I don't know if I agree.

Like,

he's forgive.

He really only has to forgive her.

And he has.

And I don't think it's so crazy that he doesn't like want to be reminded.

They moved.

He doesn't want to be reminded.

Yeah, but.

This is her friend.

It's embarrassing.

It's not fair for her to have to like lose a friend.

I don't know.

She can't invite the girl to her wedding and not invite her fiancé.

For sure.

Fiancé didn't do anything wrong.

But, you know, I also need to know more about your man's

because now your best friend is saying that your fiancé is manipulative and controlling.

Is he?

Or is that just her responding to

this issue?

Or is she actually trying to help?

Would she have said it if this wasn't a thing?

Right.

Okay, so I change, I actually take it back.

I actually don't think I have like good advice here.

Because honestly, like I, I'm like a little bit sympathetic to the person who got cheated on.

That's just me.

Of course.

So my, even if sometimes it's like, if you choose to forgive and to move on, then you really have to forgive and move on.

Well, that's what happens.

I think a lot of times with couples who get back together after like infidelity is they forgive, but they don't forget.

And they really like don't forgive and they don't fully trust.

So it's just more of like a slower breakdown of the relationship as opposed to like a full breakup.

But it sounds like you guys are still in couples therapy.

So I would unpack this there.

Therapy, yeah.

Because this is

a quandary.

It's a quandary.

But I do think like in order to for them to move on from it, like they really have to move on.

And that includes the couple.

Yeah.

And being able to like be reminded of it and being okay with it.

It's not like it was the fiancé.

It was the fiancé's brother.

Right.

Oh my God.

If it was the actual person, no, we wouldn't have five.

But that's what I was saying with Aiden.

That's Aiden and Mig.

Carrie is so fucking wrong.

I just recently watched that episode where like, you know, Big is having lady troubles and he like confides in Carrie and she's away in the country and he was like, can I please come?

And she's like, goes over to Aiden and it was like, he's coming.

And Aiden was like, what?

Like, literally,

fucking crazy.

Like, if you need any more reason to understand, like, why Carrie is the woat, watch like the three episodes where she's back together with Aiden and they like zoom in on her friendship with Big, the man who she literally had like a weeks long affair with the first time she dated Aiden.

It's so asinine.

Also, the country houses and episodes in general are just really unfavorable towards Carrie.

She's such a mean, a brat.

A brat.

Yeah.

Like literally, he built that cabin with his bare hands, putting his own hot water heater, and she's complaining that she has to go.

Like, okay, stay in your little apartment in the hot summer weekend.

Justice for Suffern.

Justice for Aiden completely.

Like

literally, if you could have ended up like, you know, if you were Carrie and you were normal and not a moron, and you had your choice between Aiden and Big, who would you, who would you have chosen?

Because I think Aiden is like more handsome.

And the thing is, I, I, I am,

I'm equally into both of them and I'm not obsessed with either one of them.

No, but if you, I want you to choose.

Let's break it down.

Probably Aiden.

Probably Aiden because Big, like that whole like chasing him around for 20 years, like that could never be me.

Yeah, I agree.

Like, oh, you love me and you want me and you're wonderful and you're supportive and you like

build things.

You.

No, really, the only thing.

Big had going for him was his money because honestly, he wasn't that handsome.

And he was a dick.

No, he's handsome, but it's not like he had this amazing personality no aiden was like hot as hell and like he's just like with all the models and like a yeah yeah like going to movie premieres yeah no you're right aiden is like totally like husband dad material yeah

and he was like really financially stable like his business was taking off like in the movie he's out and doing it's not like he's not successful no but big was like big time banker big wig but they're both businessmen bow yeah no i would go aiden and like aiden had a dog so obviously you could bring bryce

and a country house.

You're big?

Right, no.

And like, you know, it's

a fixer-upper.

Like, get your hands dirty, Carrie.

Like, put in your own bathtub.

Like, what do you want?

Where's your sweat equity?

Right, right.

So this is your toasters at gmail.com.

If you want to write in to see us, um,

that's our show.

Um, we're about to find out if today's episode has any technical issues, but I'm looking at the camera.

I'm looking at the podcast equipment.

I feel like we might be in the clear, so I don't want to jinx it, but um, thank you guys so much for your patience this week.

We really appreciate it, but we're getting to a good space.

Yeah, tomorrow actually might be like even

visually different.

We're considering.

We're considering some things around.

We're considering some things.

Please, just don't come for the couch.

Like, don't be like, yeah, get rid of it.

No, don't, don't come for the couch and be like, yikes.

You know?

Don't be that girl.

That's the title of today's episode.

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