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Happy Thursday, Jax.

We did it.

You know, we definitely had a leg up as it was a short week, but we made it to Thursday nonetheless, which is just, oh, so exciting.

This week has been jam-packed already, including, but not limited to, our episode of Breaking Bread last night.

And speaking of our episode of Breaking Bread, you were telling me that you couldn't find one of like your little tech gadgets.

Is that on the floor right there?

Your adapter?

I don't think so.

No, that's like for the computer.

I'll just have to order one of a new one, and then it'll turn up once I'll see the new one.

Of course, of course, of course.

Once the new one is received, the old one.

The old one will show itself.

It will present itself.

That's so true.

Last night I watched Real Housewives by Beverly Hills.

We're going to do a TV recap, but it's been like on my mind.

Do you know what I mean?

And I read Brian Moylan's review.

I've like been bad with keeping up with him.

It was so on point.

Like, it was just because I've started to get, and I also caught up on Southern Charm, and I'm starting to get like so frustrated with some of these shows because it's like, you're all wrong and dumb.

Yeah.

And I can't really like watching everyone like gaslight

Sutton, watching everyone be so mean to Craig, like literally gaslighting Craig into thinking he has something going on with the Naomi when he doesn't.

Like I can't watch these shows.

Like I'm getting too personally invested and offended.

Like, for real.

Okay, I'm going to separate Southern Charm and Housewives because I agree with you about Housewives.

It's like, there's always two things happening in the show.

It's like they're all gaining up on someone and they all think they're so right.

And they're actually so wrong.

And then you watch it, and the audience reaction is like so angry at these people, yet they never learn or change their ways.

So we just like keep watching the wrong things happening.

And it's because like that core group, which is like Lisa, Erica, Kyle, well, not Teddy anymore, Darit and Teddy.

They were like like the Foxy Five, whatever they call themselves.

Like, they're all

gang mentality, and they all just believe what the other believes, and they're all fucking wrong.

I don't know who's leading them, but that person is dumb and wrong.

Yeah.

Yeah, we'll get into the recap.

But it's been just like on my mind.

Yeah, I'm very,

what's the word?

Just like meh.

Right.

About housewives in general.

And that's what Brian Morland's review was about.

He's like, we got these two clips, early sneak peeks, and the internet blew up.

Literally, people calling on Netflix to cancel Kyle's show, like from this one clip.

Oh my God.

And it's like, not only is Bravo, like, really clickbaiting us, but it's like, there's nothing really there.

Like, yes, what Kyle said about the miscarriage thing was like so awful.

And the next night they went to dinner and she apologized.

Like, you don't have to run to Netflix to cancel her show.

Like, calm down.

Yeah.

So it's just like...

They're baiting us.

And then, honestly, while that sounds like good marketing, it's just we're all feeling like let down after the episode, right?

Yeah.

And also, like, last week was a two- it ended in the middle of an event.

This week it ended in the middle of an event.

It's like, if you just finished one event and started on a new day, then we could finish the next event and start the next episode on a new day.

No, it's really not that complicated.

Like that shit bothers me so fucking much.

It's like when they would end the bachelor in the middle of a row ceremony.

Like,

and you know what?

I think that's what I'm feeling.

Like that bachelor angst, like that ajada of like wasting my time.

Yeah, no, I'm getting there too with Haze.

And that will be a very sad day when we arrive and stop watching the conclusion.

No, I know.

I mean, I feel like I'm definitely like pulling back.

I haven't started Dubai.

I started Ultimate Girl Strip, and I really couldn't get past like the first two episodes, and I've not narrowed a desire to pick it up again, you know?

I think I'm growing up.

I mean, all good things must come to an end.

Nothing lasts forever.

It's been a really good run.

Not saying that it's over yet, but like we can all feel that

it's just not giving what it used to give.

And I feel like the people who like live for housewives, like it's just getting like toxic and sad, yeah.

Sad.

Agreed.

I'm like, I'm over it.

But I will continue watching.

Certain franchises I don't think I'll be.

This is a preliminary conversation.

Yeah.

I'll probably keep watching for a few, maybe even years while complaining about it.

But like, it used to give us life.

Serotonin.

Like, and I do think some of those moments still exist.

I think Potomac is really like one of the better franchises.

It's been long.

And the thing is, like, crazy things keep happening, but it's like nothing can shock you.

We're all very

desensitized.

You'll see a clip, and it's like, really, nothing, nothing shocks me anymore.

Yeah, I mean, I guess after all that we've been through, Teresa, Jen Shaw, Erica, Jane, the leg.

But even all of that, like even Jen Shaw,

it didn't really give this last season.

No, it gave nothing.

I blame the other women, too, for not like allowing it any space to give.

Yeah, it's just really the craziest things keep happening, and still it falls flat.

Yeah.

So we will talk about that at the end of the show in the TV recap segment.

And just tell me what's going on with you, Jax.

How's Rolled?

Of course, first things first.

So good, so busy.

So obsessed with me.

So obsessed with you.

Yeah, he really, really misses you.

He's been calling me like every day.

Like, Claudia, sing for me, sing for me.

And I'm like, again, Rolled?

Okay.

Yeah, he loves music.

Man of taste.

Man of taste.

And he loves his auntie.

What can you say?

Man of taste.

Also, today's Olivia's birthday.

So, Olivia, if you're watching, happy birthday.

And everyone, go wish to live a happy birthday.

What about a song for your sister?

Oh, I couldn't possibly.

Happy birth.

You know what?

I think I'm going to go with actually the TV one version.

You know what?

That one that was forced on us because of copyright issues and it fucking slaps.

A five, six, a five, six.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday,

Olivia.

Happy birthday.

You look great

for being 28.

Just kidding, you're 31.

You are an old bitch, but I still love you even when you act like a witch.

Because you're Olivia, you are my oldest sister, and my favorite sister who is 31.

That was really cute.

Yep, I fucking love that song.

Like, you can find me in the club, like, losing, yep, like, the way he just, like, the soul, the rhythm.

I'm like, yes, Stevie, get it.

What are the lyrics other than?

Oh, yeah.

So, winter 108.

There's a reverse.

Yeah, there is.

And when you hear it, you don't realize you're listening to happy birthday until

it's a wain away.

To dead wedup.

Those words speak to you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

And when to stay happy, you know, like somebody else.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love that song.

Thank you, Stevie.

Thank you, Stevie.

And speaking of birthdays, I know.

Claudia's birthday is in three days.

She's really not been speaking about it.

She has narrow plan.

Everyone's like waiting.

Not, I mean, I'm around, but most other people are just like waiting to see what you're going to do, where we need to be.

So I have nothing planned.

And that's because like I'm just like really, I'm fucking done with having a birthday in the summer.

Oh.

I'm so done with it.

Like, it's not fair.

It's the summer in the city.

No one is around on weekends.

So I'm like, okay, should I plan a party like in the Hamptons?

Okay, but it's not everyone's in the Hamptons.

Some people are traveling.

Some people are are at the Jersey Shore.

Like, it's just like a lose-lose.

And I've decided that this is the last year I will be celebrating my birthday on July 10th.

You can find me on my half birthday next year.

I'm throwing a Winter Wonderland-themed bash January 10th.

And from here on out, my half birthday is my regular birthday.

I have declared this my final summer birthday.

Like, I'm fucking done.

Okay, I'll believe it when I see it, if that's okay.

Sure.

No, like, just please remind me.

Like, I never really thought to like officially reschedule my birthday, and I wish I had done it this year.

Yeah, but you could always like take a trip.

You really would even if everyone was in the city like you want to throw a party.

No, I just parties are just I just want people to like be around.

Like I can't explain it.

Yeah.

I just feel forgotten and left behind.

Well, I'm old.

I'm here for you.

I know, I know.

Is that not enough?

It's it's not, but I love you so much.

I know.

So yeah, I'm just like over it completely.

Not even a dinner.

Do you want to go to dinner?

I mean, like, I could always eat.

It's not about that, you know?

Yeah, it's about the principle.

Yeah, and it's about like literally everyone leaving me on my birthday.

If anyone can understand about the principal, it's me.

Because you're a principal to girly.

I am.

So I really don't want to talk about it, to be honest.

Like Margo keeps calling me, like, what's the plan?

Like, shut up, Margo.

I don't fucking know, okay?

And you calling me is not going to make me plan something sooner.

Okay, but then you just...

If you continue with this energy and like really just don't make a big deal after your birthday, that's fine.

But sometimes like you do this and then all of a sudden it's like, I'm having a party.

Everyone starts at eight o'clock.

See you there.

No, I mean, because if there was ever a time for a party, I would have done it tonight.

No, that's your mistake.

You can't.

Well, I'm not doing a party.

Like, please, I really don't want to talk about this, honestly.

Like,

could we just move on?

Let's talk about your birthday.

Okay.

What are you going to be doing?

I think we're going to have a big party because I'm turning 30.

30, flirty, and thriving.

Yeah, either a big party or a big trip.

You should throw a party.

That's what I'm thinking.

How exciting.

Yeah.

So maybe it could be join.

Would you mind?

You could join my birthday in general.

You know, I'm down for a fall, winter moment.

Like, I'm just done.

Yeah.

I'm done.

Like, people with summer birthdays will know.

Like, you want to celebrate yourself, but like, it's literally impossible.

So, like, you're for, like, honestly, can we please change the subject?

Like, sure, sure.

I understand.

It's, I understand.

Okay, do you want to jump right in?

We have a lot to do today.

We're actually, like, doing photo shoot, photo shoot, photo shoot.

No, like, like, oh my God.

Being a model is, like, really challenging, you know?

It is.

Because everyone thinks, like, oh my god, you're just, like, beautiful and dumb.

You just stand there and look pretty.

Right.

And, like, they don't, not only do they not realize how much work goes into it, but like how like literally educated I am and like I'm a genius.

Yeah, and I feel like you want to spend your time like proving to everyone how smart you are.

Right, like getting more degrees, getting Nobel Peace Prizes.

Writing books.

Writing books.

Like writing.

Reading books.

Essays.

Yeah, short stories.

It's just hard, you know?

And the hardest part is like nobody feels bad for you because you're a model.

And like

nobody looks at me and is like, oh, she must be devastated.

I mean, she literally is a perfect body and face and hair.

Like, no one thinks that.

So it's hard for sure.

I'm sorry you're going through that.

We're both going through it.

We're both models.

We're both models today, so before we get into our modeling.

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Okay, our first story.

Some justice news.

Cheer star Jerry Harris was sentenced to 12 years in his child pornography case.

Jerry Harris of of Netflix's Cheer has been sentenced to 12 years behind bars in the child pornography case.

He was in court on Wednesday where a string of his friends and supporters read statements about the disgraced reality star's character.

Anyone notable, like from the show?

Oh, I'm not sure.

TMZ doesn't specify.

After the lengthy hearing, the judge announced the 12-year sentence.

Fed source tells TMZ that he has been ordered into eight years to pay $35,000 into AVAA crime victims fund, along with court supervised release after imprisonment.

He was facing up to 50 years behind bars after pleading guilty to one count of receipt of child pornography and one count of traveling with the intent to engage in illicit sexual conduct.

Federal prosecutors recommended Harris spend 15 years locked away, and they settled on 12.

Also, his attorney released a statement this morning saying Jerry is exceedingly grateful for Judge Shah's recognition of his humanity, worthiness, rehabilitative potential.

While Jerry has a difficult road ahead of him, his uncompromising spirit and strength has carried him through the challenging times before.

He has nothing but empathy and remorse for the people he has harmed and hopes that the proceeding provided them some peace.

This is like, I feel like Tyra Banks, you know, we were rooting for you.

We were all rooting for you.

How could you?

Yeah.

And this Jerry thing, like, you know, me, I'm such a justice girly.

Like, I'm always seeking out justice.

And

updates on the story just like make me so sad.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, it's not like a good justice Ghillaine Maxwell feeling.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

And I don't know if that's because like the front he put on on the show was like s great acting because he really was like this nice guy.

But like I don't know.

And I know I'm wrong for feeling that and I'm wrong for saying it, but it just makes me sad.

Like I can't really explain why.

Yeah, I mean the whole thing is really sad.

It's very sad for the kids that he abused and if you watch the second season of Cheer they really get a chance to tell their story and you see how like ongoing and manipulative the whole situation was.

Which is just so shocking.

Like I can't see Jerry doing that, but he did.

Right.

You just never know who people really are.

It's so true.

And that's like when you watch reality TV.

Especially when you watch reality TV because you think, oh, I see everything about you.

And I think even in more innocuous cases where it's like, this person seems mean, but like they're not.

Or they seem nice, but they're

this person seems like, you know, the most lovable person on the planet, but he's actually a child-molesting monster.

Right.

It's so crazy.

And like, that's the lesson.

Like, you literally know nothing about the people you watch.

Yeah.

Or the people that you follow or you can look up to if you don't know them as people in your life.

It's so true.

So hopefully the 12 years, you know,

rehabilitates him, I guess.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I'm just like, this is like a sick story, you know?

Yeah.

It's very sad all around.

And justice has been served.

Justice has been served.

And I'm glad that

his victims were able to

find some peace.

Find peace, I guess.

It's just like, it's been a crazy ride.

Yeah.

From like when we started cheer till now.

And where do we go from here?

I mean, they did cheer season two when this was still happening.

So.

But there is no more cheer.

There is no more.

No.

Like all the kids graduated.

There's not a third season.

You know that for sure.

No third season.

Yes.

But they're doing cheer on tour.

So like all the girls who graduated, who are not really eligible to be like athletes anymore, are full-fledged athletes.

They're on tour.

I think it's in New York, like literally this weekend.

I was looking like, maybe, should I go to a concert?

And I think it's in New York this weekend.

Oh, that's good.

You should go.

No.

No.

No.

Well, that's good for them, even though this felt like when you watched season two of Cheer, it felt like a show that was a curse.

Yeah, like maybe it would have been best if they left it just at one season.

No, but like, even season one,

season two just showed like the effects of like really quick worldwide fame and how everybody struggled and handled it differently.

But

I don't think just doing season one would have stopped any of the other things from happening.

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Like, everyone was just so down.

Like, Monica.

Monica.

Lidarius was obviously going through some of the things.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Gabby was queen.

Yeah.

Queen.

But she had had fame before.

Yes, and what might have been the difference?

Yeah, that's actually really true.

And Morgan seems well, but she wasn't on season two.

Like she kind of got in and out.

Yeah, but she's on the tour now.

Great.

Yeah.

So I think the tour was like a nice iteration of like what to do next.

But yeah.

Yeah.

Justice has been served.

Are you ready for our next story?

Some shocking news from Elon's camp.

Elon Musk welcomed twins with a top executive at one of his companies just before his second child with Grimes was born.

So last night it emerged that Elon quietly welcomed twins with Siobhan Zillis, who is one of his top executives.

Last year, a new report from Business Insider claims, according to court documents obtained by the outlet, the mogul expanded his family with Neuralinks Siobhan in November 2021.

Business Insider reports that Elon and Siobhan filed a petition to change the twins' name in order to have their father's last name and contain their mother's last name as part of their middle name.

Which sounds like they're just not contentious.

They're like working together.

Yeah, and that like he has welcomed these

one of his companies.

Got it.

The order was approved by a Texas judge in May, but the kids' first names remain unknown.

Good, leave them alone, like they're kids.

Oh, of course, but it's always fun to hear what Elon's going to name you.

XAE 12957.

Also, Exadarkside Real.

What?

That's his second baby with Grimes.

That's the name?

The daughter Exadarkside Real.

It's a digit that I don't know how to pronounce, the A and the E touching.

I definitely don't know.

Right.

This is

the woman Shiv.

She's cute.

Shiv.

Her friends call her Shiv.

So

these kids, so he has two kids with Grimes, one with Shiv, and then five other...

No, two with Shiv.

They're twins.

Oh, right.

Oh my God.

So it's four.

Four.

And then five other living children.

With his OG wife who started it all.

But do you know that Elon has a girlfriend right now, an actress?

Isn't it Grimes?

No, him and Grimes are not together, and we knew that.

And she's dating this actress, Natasha Bassett, who played Britney in the Lifetime doc about Brittany.

Okay, here's the thing.

Like, does Elon Musk literally like do women's fertility tests before he goes out with them just to ensure that they can get pregnant immediately, if not sooner?

Like, I've never seen such strong sperm and such fertile women like you would think but just by looking at this situation like getting pregnant is incredibly easy and we all know it's not well Grimes had a baby via surrogate oh second one or the first the second one okay um so but I think they're like setting out to have children I don't know the nature of these two's relationship and or the pregnancy but I think like he's interested in in repopulating repopulating the earth I mean it's a lot of kids it's giving like you know like religious you know like really religious people.

Only like super religious people have like nine kids.

Yeah, I can't believe he has nine kids and

there's speculation that he is also the father of Amber Heard's child, which would bring it to an even double digits.

Double digits.

Which is so crazy.

And he had one son who passed away.

His first son died of SIDS.

Oh, my God.

Back in 2002, I think.

Oh, that's so sad.

2002.

Yeah.

I feel like that, like, could be a reason why someone has a lot of kids.

Perhaps.

Oh, that's so sad.

I didn't know that.

Yeah.

Um, okay, well, that's nine, maybe ten.

He's literally going to be the star of the next cheaper by the dozen.

Yeah, he's John Gosselin.

He's John Goslin and Steve Martin.

Yeah.

Um,

also, like, it's, I think that, you know, he's probably been like doing this privately.

I don't think he was like hiding anything.

I wonder how they found out.

Maybe

court documents, but I wonder if like him and Shiv are gonna, oh, no, he has a different girlfriend.

Right.

I really can't keep up the seven husband, the seven wives of Elon Musk.

I know.

But whenever I hear about Elon doing his thing out in the world, I just think of like, go, Elon.

Go, Elon.

It's just like that.

Whenever I think of

Elon out there in the world doing his thing, I'm just like, obviously, it's not surprising that he gets so many women because he's

a billionaire many times over.

But

we saw him on SNL.

He's kind of quirky and weird.

So it's just like, he also has game.

Obviously, the money helps immensely.

And the smarts, I imagine.

But being really smart also sometimes makes you like a little socially inept.

Yeah.

And that's what when I watched him on SNL, I'm like, oh, he has that like really smart personality trait where you're a little weird.

So I guess just something cute about him.

He slays in the bedroom.

He slays.

Well, congratulations.

Family's growing.

Family's growing.

I wonder how all the different like moms feel about, you know, the other ones.

Yeah.

It's like Elon's Wives Club.

Yeah, no, it's literally like a documentary in the making.

Yeah

Mazel Mazel

I can't think of the name Shiv or Siobhan without thinking of the succession.

Yeah, I know it's like a name that I hate because I hate that bitch

You know, yeah, that was such a cute little giggle like a little girly thing

Yeah,

I'm I'm my my succession like um fire in your heart my fire has extinguished 12 for now, you know it doesn't bring up the like the visceral emotions that it once did when it comes back i'm sure it will i'm on succession talk um which is fan edits of like different characters like people think you know tom and cousin cousin greg are like in love um

and then i also see a lot of uh

reenactments so like i'm i'm always thinking of succession what do you mean by reenactments there's like this tick tocking couple i don't know if they're a couple or brother and sister like these two people on TikTok, they were like, if everyday life was succession, and they edit their videos, like of like them eating breakfast with like the succession vibe.

Okay.

And it's like cute and funny.

That's not as weird as I thought it was going to be.

No, yeah, I definitely made it sound.

I thought it was going to be like LARPing.

No, no, no, no, no.

We leave the LARPing to you.

Thank you.

I was on the phone with Snitch the other night and I was LARPing like a lot of people.

She's LARPing.

I know.

And I think she called me.

Why don't you?

I don't know.

Don't brag.

Sorry.

I was LARPing very hard, and I said to her, You know, LARPing is quite exhausting.

Like, I was getting so fatigued.

And she said,

What's LARPing?

Like, Margaret, why don't you just say, I hate your show?

No, and so so I said, oh, it's called live-action roleplay.

And she thought about it.

She was like, oh, that's exactly what you do.

Right.

With the dogs, with the babies, with literally

the counselors.

Yeah.

So.

I believe Margaret doesn't know what LARPing is.

I mean, I shouldn't be surprised.

Now she knows.

Now she knows.

Are you ready for our next story, which I think is going to cheer you right up?

Not that you're upset.

Yeah, do I?

Well, actually, I'm having a case of the birthday blues.

Yeah.

But I think whatever your ailment is, everyone out there, this is going to cure it.

Jason Momoa and Isa Gonzalez were spotted at the same hotspots a week after their alleged breakup.

Oh, good.

Good, good, good.

Jason Momoa and Asa Gonzalez may not be over just yet, as the pair were seen hanging out at the same two hotspots in London on Tuesday.

Plus, the fact that they're recent exes and they're in the same city is bizarre.

Bodes well.

The stars exited the venue separately and only minutes apart and were inside over the same period.

People reports.

Okay, you guys.

Of course.

Like, they just didn't want to get like a photo op because they're obviously just like working through some things.

But I so support these two getting back together.

also speaking of people getting back together Devin Booker and Kendall Jenner are 100% back together did they ever break up yes but like they were trotting around the Hamptons together all weekend oh cute like together

that's you it means it's true they're back together guys you heard it here first and so I just am loving this trend of celebrities getting back with their exes like you know what sometimes like if it works it works it's like that show the one that got away even though they broke up two days ago yeah

I mean did they even break up yeah no I don't really get the point of getting back with someone who you broke up with like like two days ago.

Like, what did you learn in those two days about that?

Or, like, why'd you have to break up?

Right.

Why couldn't you just say, like, I'm going home for two days?

But this was what, like, two weeks that we spoke about Jason Momo and Asa Gonzalez?

Yeah, but you know what's so crazy?

When I read this story, it would...

It was like, I was like, oh, yeah, we did talk about that, but I had completely forgotten about us reporting on this.

Because they're like so to themselves.

You know, they're not like thirst monsters.

It's giving Lake Bell and Chris Rock.

Oh, Lake Rock.

Lake Rock.

Yeah.

I'm happy for them.

I wish Jason Momoa, you know, I love that we got to see Jason Momoa in his like loyal husband era, but now also in his hottest man alive, like date anyone who you would prefer to era.

Yes.

Give you a guy who could do both, and that's Jason Momoa.

Yeah, no, this couple is just so wonderful.

Yeah.

It's like if I was a female in Hollywood, I'd want to date him.

If I was a male in Hollywood, I'd want to date her.

Yeah.

Hence, they should be together.

Like, but you know what's funny?

Remember those pictures of Aza Gonzalez making out with Timothy Shalamay in a pool?

Yes.

Like, I don't know how you could, like,

be into both.

Like, they're literally polar opposites.

And, like, I just imagine the experience of rolling around in a bed with Timothy Chalamet is incredibly different than the experience of rolling around in a bed with Jason Mamawa.

Yeah, but that's on physics, you know?

That's not even a subjective statement.

No, it's literal science.

Yeah.

Trust the science.

That's what I'm telling you.

I'm literally a scientist and a model.

You love to be both.

That's like Elon.

Totally.

And I just like wonder what it's like to, you know, even get a hug from Jason Momoa.

Like, it must be like an overwhelming experience out of body.

Yeah.

You know, like in these books that I read that are like spicy, they always like describe the man as literally Jason Momoa, not the hair, but just like the body type.

Yeah, the build.

The build.

It's like you've never seen someone so big and strong in your life.

And you're like, people like that don't exist, but here they are.

They do.

Yeah.

And Asa Gonzalez is experiencing that.

I'm really happy for her, me too.

I hope they're having a whirlwind romance.

But next time, just walk out of the hot spot together, please, so we can have a photo.

Like, give us something, like, start a hard time.

Some of us are experiencing summer birthdays.

Like, we need this to get to move on, okay?

You know, it's been a hard year, it's been a long day's night, and we and I've been working like a dog.

I really have.

You know what song I've heard on TikTok a lot, Osash Reels, that I like?

I like the beat, you ain't nothing but a dog.

What song is it?

It's that Doja Cat for the Elvis soundtrack.

It's like, it's Hound Dog by Elvis.

Well, actually, by Big Mama Thornton.

But reimagined by Doja.

It's such a good song.

I've only heard that one part.

I keep

go listen to it.

You should listen to the Elvis soundtrack.

I won't do it because I want to experience the songs in the movie.

Oh, because Casey Musgraves is on it.

Mark Ronson was like a producer on a lot of the songs.

Doja, what's the song called?

Dog?

Yeah.

Or is it called Vegas?

Vegas, yes.

Let me, oh, let me just say it.

Don't play it, copyright.

No, I know.

I'm just going to save it to my Spotify.

Thank you.

Okay.

Continuing on.

Yep.

To our fourth story.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

But I actually have somebody to say.

Yeah, go ahead.

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gorgeous our next story a little movie news james cameron doesn't want audiences whining over the length of avatar 2 he says they binge watch tv for eight hours facts the new avatar sequel is here after 13 years and it is three hours long but director james cameron doesn't want to hear any complaints and he's talking to you know i know he's talking to claudia when he said quote i don't want anybody whining about the length when what length when they sit and binge watch television for eight hours it's like give me a fucking break i've watched my kids sit and do five one hour episodes in a row here's the big social paradigm shift that has to happen it's okay to get up and go pee

um

is he talking about like in the theater

Because I agree with him.

Like we, sometimes it's crazy if you actually think about it, like, oh, I watched a whole season of whatever this weekend, and it's like literally 22 one-hour episodes.

Like, it's psychotic.

So I get what he's saying, but like, you asking me to go to a theater, like, leave my house for three hours, like, that's asking a lot.

No, and yeah, I do have to get up and go pee, but we're not going to pause as a theater.

And it's like, I also want to refresh my snacks after one and a half hours.

I'm flying the intermission is a lost art that should be brought back.

The problem with intermission, though, is the lines.

Everybody's going at the same time

to pee and to eat.

The problem with intermission is that, like, especially as it pertains to Broadway shows, like, it makes shows longer than they need to be.

Yeah, because intermission is too long because also the lines get so long.

And then you have to game out intermission.

I'm going to get there five minutes before intermission.

I'm gonna beat the line.

You know what?

I have like a kind of a good idea.

Tell me if you maybe I shouldn't say it like I think it's really good.

Okay for movies in like at the theater that are over two hours long you should have like an app like connected to the theater where like you need to pause like to get snacks or go to the bathroom and you just click like I'm ready to pause and when enough people in the theater like 30% of the audience are ready to pause like we take a collective pause.

That's really nice.

It could just be something on the chair.

Sure, you know what I mean where they tally.

Okay, so let's say a theater sees 50 people and there's 30 people in the theater.

So once 10 of them have to go to the bathroom, like we should all pause.

I like that.

But for a max of five minutes, like you can't, it's not an indefinite pause.

Can 10 people go to the bathroom in five minutes?

What if someone has to drop a deuce?

If you have to drop a juice, like you shouldn't be going to the movies, okay?

We need a different button.

We need number one and number two on both arms.

Like a five-minute break or a ten-minute break.

And I don't think like if I was watching a movie like and I didn't have to pee, which by the way, I could always pee, so I wouldn't be mad if they paused the movie.

And I had to just wait five minutes for everyone to to like go back I don't think I would be that pissed like it would be getting nice to like get up stretch check my phone check my phone like I think that's like maybe one of the best ideas I've literally ever had yeah I think it would require a lot of money to install in each chair right it's almost like um like these big chains of movie theaters have money it's been a few hard years I know but they're always doing dumb things at the theater like remember like they're always doing dumb things yeah they could install like one good feature I mean my fucking local movie theater doesn't even have a fountain soda machine they're like literally buying bottles from Dwayne Reed and selling it at the counter.

It's like so upsetting.

I like bottles, so you can't go by me.

I hate, hate, hate it.

Except I don't like the big bottle because then it loses its fizz unless you were to drink the whole thing at once.

Oh, that's fair.

But the big bottle is more for like a family barbecue.

Of course, like I, I don't like, you know, when it's a half-done bottle and I have to pour myself a cup from it.

Of course not, but I will still drink it.

But you throw some ice in there, some lemon slices, like it does fizz it back to life a little bit.

You know?

No, it just distracts you from the lack of fizz.

100%.

Lack of fizz.

Okay, cool.

Cool.

Or we could just all watch movies at home and have independence.

I do feel like whenever we report on James Cameron, which is like a bi-yearly event.

Yeah.

He's always yelling at us.

I kind of like his energy.

Me too.

Like, fuck off.

Like, I'm a genius and you think you know better, but you don't.

So like, either watch my movie or don't.

You're sit down and watch the movie and you're going to like it.

You're going to watch it and you're going to like it.

Yeah, he's giving like strict dad energy and I'm here for it.

I'm here for for it too.

Like he works years on his art.

You know, and sometimes like society needs a good fucking yelling session because we are out of control.

Yeah.

Complaining about everything.

Meanwhile, you do sit and on your couch and watch eight hours straight.

No, and you know what?

I appreciate him saying this because you know what?

Now I will not be seeing Avatar and I appreciate like a director who is...

Oh, can I have a sip of that?

Yeah, let me just take one.

But also what I was going to say, this story is a good opportunity for me and Claudia to let you know that we never saw Avatar.

You didn't?

I don't know why you're speaking for me.

Oh, because I never saw Avatar and I just think it's a fun fact about me.

You're not like other girls.

I'm not, you know, like everyone in the world saw Avatar was the biggest movie of all time, yet not me.

No, because you're just more into like indie alternative films.

Yeah, I'm just like.

You're just taking a long time to take that sip stream because I'm just, I'm so interesting.

Yes.

I did see Avatar.

I did see Avatar.

I thought you were interesting like me.

I did see Avatar.

I didn't understand like most of it, but I did enjoy it.

But I don't think I need to see the sequel.

Well, there's actually going to be like four sequels, and they've already shot

the second movie and the third movie.

I'm so happy.

And then there's going to be two more.

And James said that he's open to having someone else direct the last two movies.

All right, I'll do it.

I'll do it.

He's done.

I'm happy for Zoe Saldana.

Like, she must be rigging it in.

Because after the first Avatar, she like never worked again.

Because she probably made

so much money.

She didn't have to.

And then she got to do this project again.

Yeah.

for the same amount of money.

And again.

It's like every

there are like certain actresses in Hollywood who like got in on a franchise and never had to work again.

Cameron Diaz, Shrek.

What?

I knew that's all you're going to say.

You're like so annoying in the way you are.

I didn't do anything.

And now I'm not giving you your coffee back.

It's just because I'm the only person who didn't see Avatar.

No, just because I do need to take the edge off.

It's just because you're the only person I actually talk to, and so you always know what I'm going to say.

That's true.

Yeah, so why don't you like not spoil it for everyone else?

Because I have so much to give.

Okay?

Okay, fine.

And I just wanted to say one more thing.

Oh, Kate Winslet is in Avatar 2.

I guess James likes working with her.

She wasn't in Avatar 1.

She's a Titanic girly.

Yeah.

Don't forget about Titanic.

Oh, my God.

I forgot to tell you.

You know what I was supposed to do tonight?

See Titanic?

No, see Titanique, which Brian got us tickets for.

He's like, it's like a parody.

It's like a, I really don't know what it was about, but I was like excited to go.

It's like a live show.

Okay.

And they canceled tonight's performance.

Explain the show further.

You can't just say Titanic parody.

It's Titanique.

I think it's like a.

I mean, if it's Brian got the ticket, so I think it's like a gay, sassy drag queen Titanic.

I think.

I honestly don't know.

I didn't want to look it up because I just wanted to go.

And Brian was like, it's loosely based off Titanic, and it's hilarious.

Titanic the movie or Titanic the Ship?

They're the same thing.

But like, it's not going to be about Jackie.

No, it's not.

No, I think it is.

Okay.

It's spelled like unique, Titanique.

I see, I see.

I'm not sure what it's about.

I'm like, I was really upset Brian said, because of COVID.

Like, what does that even mean?

What does that even mean?

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Okay, so it is Jack and Rose.

And sorry, I knew it was set to the soundtrack of Celine Dion, which is why Brian bought tickets.

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Doesn't that sound so good?

Yes.

And so, like, literally, I had it in my calendar for weeks, and yesterday, Brian sent me a screenshot.

They sent out an email like, COVID, bye.

Like, what?

I'm so upset.

Performance update update in accordance with our COVID protocols and safety of our guests they will not be performing July 6th through 12th through 10th I guess because someone had probably got COVID no the COVID sent a memo saying I'm coming July 6th through 10th

so everyone stay away so I had to research

understudies even if like a couple no but if if somebody had COVID like expose everyone in the company

yeah yeah I'm just upset

and I've made other plans but it was upsetting because like I was really looking forward to this yeah you need to go and let me know how it is.

Titanique.

Now, am I going to get my coffee back?

Oh, I thought you gave it to me because you don't share lips.

I thought it was like mine now.

Yeah.

That's why you took one final sip.

Yeah, okay, fine.

It's mostly like ice in here.

Fine, enjoy.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Just like gaslight you into giving me my coffee.

No, you were right about you're right.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

I really am.

Okay, because it's like some interesting bachelor moves, which you know sounds like an action.

So rare.

But you know that Michelle and Nate broke up.

Michelle Young.

Yes, yes, yes.

She was vacherette.

Teacher queen.

Teacher queen.

She chose Nate.

Who is very handsome.

And they broke up, which I don't think we reported on, but it is always big news when the lead breaks up with their chosen one.

Yeah.

Not sure if we reported on it, but apparently when they were on there after the final rose, they got a $200,000 check from the show to put a down payment on a house.

So now we're hearing from Michelle about what she's going to do with the money.

I'm sorry.

Was that like a secret check or it aired?

No, it aired.

Oh, how cute.

Yeah, and we missed that, but that's just like a cute thing.

And I do.

That is a nice thing.

That is a really nice thing, and it does set a couple up for a success, but not in this case, but it's just a nice thing.

And I am.

So, do you have to give that back with the ring?

So, she was on an episode of Ben and Ashley's podcast, and they asked what she's going to do with the money.

And it's a confusing answer, but I also want to get your take.

Okay.

She said that was money that was gifted to both of us, and I think that's something that is going to be decided, how that's going to be utilized going forward.

Girlie, English, please.

For me personally, I haven't officially decided, but I kind of have started putting some different things in place to give back, to build an organization, or just promote the change that I've been talking about.

I think that would be something that I'd feel really good about.

Still, she acknowledged it's been an emotional time deciding what to do with the check.

Quote, I've been crying on the phone with one of the producers and, like, can I give this money?

Like, can I create this to give the money to somebody else?

It's something that I feel good about.

I know that's been the million-dollar question, no punt intended, but yeah, it's been a lot.

Huh?

What?

It's a word salad.

And she obviously doesn't know what she's going to do with it yet, so like literally don't answer the question.

Yeah, it's really weird.

Also, just keep the money.

You know, they, they should split the money evenly.

Yeah, but it's $200,000 after taxes, like $100,000.

So they each get 50.

Yeah, but then she's also throwing in, you know, some charitable elements.

So she should take her 50 and start her own charity.

Right, like

she could say that outright.

Like, I'm donating some of it instead of saying a word salad.

I haven't officially decided, but I have kind of started putting some different things in place to give back to build an organization.

No, and that sounds really, really nice, but you did not answer the question at all.

No, she circumvented the question.

Right.

Circled around the question.

I didn't know that they had given them a check.

That's nice.

They should do like stuff like that more often.

Yeah.

But even though, like, when someone is the lead and they get engaged, like, opportunities are a bad thing.

Come knock him.

Give it to the person who was sent home first on night one.

That's so true.

Like, they're going to be scraping the bottom of the barrel with FabFitFun for the rest of their life.

They already left their job.

Right.

They're going to try it as an influencer.

Right.

It's not going to go great unless they are a star in paradise.

Yeah.

Which is so rare.

Yeah, but look at Grocery Store Joe.

That's literally his story.

Okay, but that's one out of literally hundreds of contestants.

I could give you a handful of more, but yes.

So, um, well, I guess we'll never know what happened to the $200,000.

Yeah.

I just thought that was a really like funny, salad-y, wordy answer.

Yeah, no, it was not an answer.

It was not an answer.

An answer, it was not.

I do want to say I didn't listen to the episode.

I'm just reading these quotes, but I also believe if she had said something definitive, it would be in here.

No, you read a transcription, like word for word, of what she said.

Right.

She obviously doesn't know what she's going to do with the money yet.

I think that's something that is going to be decided, how that's going to be utilized going forward.

And I'm constantly thinking about how things are going to be decided, how it's going to be utilized going forward to give back, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So those are the fast five.

I wonder if it's in both their names, though, or if she really could just keep it.

Oh, well, that's a good question, too.

Either way, I still don't know what she's doing with the money.

No, and she didn't tell us.

Those are the fast five stories.

You definitely needed to know a lot of them.

I do think so.

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oh yeah so real house was the beverly hills before we get into like the drama at both parties i just wanted to say and i've been really hard on crystal this season.

I actually thought her idea of taking Doreen to a self-defense class was like a really thoughtful,

nice gift, and it made me like Crystal.

That's just what I wanted to say.

It was a nice moment.

It was a nice moment.

Also, I haven't watched in so long that I forgot that I was in disliking Crystal mode.

Yeah.

And in this episode, she was totally fine.

She took a back seat for sure.

She was like neutral good.

So that's good.

And her home stuff was cute.

Like, actually, her and Rob are like, actually, like, have a really nice marriage.

What did they show us at home?

They were cooking.

He got home from China, China talking about he's turning a book into a play.

Lord the he Norfolk.

Where the fuck was I?

Okay, whatever.

Well, they also

showed us Crystal's brother, who I forgot is like a big Chinese pop star.

Oh my god, I didn't know that.

Yeah, they mentioned it like her first season, and it was really like never mentioned again.

And then they were talking about how during the pandemic he was in Asia and he released his album.

It was called, I forget, but like he looked really cute on the album cover.

Like it was just like, I forgot about that.

We We got a lot of home scenes, which I really wasn't particularly interested in.

But it's also the holidays.

That's true.

Yes.

Yes.

So

Garcelle's party.

It was like such a hodgepodge.

Everyone was like wasted.

And I feel like we've never seen the end of a party.

Like, they usually just like fade out.

But like literally, Dorit and Erica were sitting after the bar was closed, after Garcelle left.

It was weird.

Yeah.

Was it a short party or they just showed us more footage than they normally do?

Yeah, because maybe like the good stuff happens in the middle, you know Yeah, and but really juicy things happen toward the end this time so as it pertains to Garcelle's sons there were two instances obviously Erica being like a fucking freak to her older son who's married with four kids and who is definitely extremely handsome and then yelling at her

Younger son to get the fuck out or fuck off get the fuck out.

Yeah, and then they keep repeating it as fuck off those are different not that one is any good But those are different things.

Yeah, and I do have to say I like I'm in my hating Erica era.

I don't think she had bad intentions.

Like, she was really drunk.

I wasn't really bothered by the, the older son thing, because, like, even though it's weird or whatever, like, he's a grown-ass man.

It's not inappropriate.

It, you know, it's not,

it's not inappropriate.

It's just weird.

Yeah, it's a little inappropriate, but, like, it's so, it's, he's 30.

He can handle it.

Yeah.

It's less nefarious.

Yeah.

And she was really just like having fun with him.

She took it to like a little bit of an inappropriate

threesome.

But in the beginning, it was just like, oh, you're a cute son.

I can chalk that up to like drunk weirdness.

Yeah.

Yeah now the thing with the younger son like while you should never curse at a 14 year old she did think he was 16 which I think once she found that out she knew she was immediately wrong.

But also like her tone while she was cursing at him I think she was trying to like help him because she was like get the fuck out of here like your mom needs you like I don't think she was telling him to like get away from me.

I think she was like your mom's leaving why are you still here?

She didn't realize he was there to pick up the flowers for her mom.

I have no idea what she was trying to say or do.

I just felt like her tone while like while it was weird because she was cursing, she almost felt like she was trying to be helpful and protect.

Yeah, I can't understand what she, I wish I'll, not that anything could excuse what she was doing, and maybe she can't even recall what she was trying to do, but I do wish she explained, like, no, what, what I was trying to say was this, because I genuinely don't understand why she was telling him to get the fuck out of there.

I also wish the second that she got to Sutton's party, she just immediately apologized to Garcelle because Garcelle is now like the more that it lingers, the more she's getting angry, and then they'll probably talk about it in a big group and at the table.

And it's not like Erica's going to be so contrite with a big group around.

she's still going to be her you know herself mean self whereas she clearly in no sense knows she's wrong is ready to apologize and is coming in and

was being nice for erica like hey ladies can i say hi cavalier yeah no she and she was being soft and i just wish like just get it out of the way like garcella's not an unreasonable person at all if you just like apologize and explain she would get over it but it's the fact that like erica hasn't called her yet and now it's like they're at the party she still hasn't even mentioned it it's annoying because it's going to turn into a thing when like if these two and i i want them to get along like i just Erica's handling it incorrectly.

Yes.

Now speaking of handling incorrectly is the Diana Jenkins Sutton Kyle moment.

I don't think I've actually ever seen Kyle look so poor in an episode.

She's usually very in control and she showed up halfway through the conversation and didn't realize what a fucking bitch Diana was being.

And so she automatically took Diana's side because she only saw Sutton defending herself.

And so she thought Sutton was coming out the aggressor and she wanted to.

Diana is positively dreadful.

like the hate i have for this woman when at first she came out i was like yes yes yes i hate her and i thought the most telling scene was at her house recounting the argument to lisa rena yeah talk about like just flat out lying yeah no but that's why context is everything diana comes in and says like she called me soulless and a motherfucker and it's like in response to soulless motherfucking things you did right and you called her boring you said you didn't care about her miscarriage like it was so frustrating and then like lisa who wouldn't even Lisa got bad information, but she probably doesn't even care that it's bad information.

What I've actually

used for her.

What I've realized over the last couple of years about Lisa Rena is, I actually realized it last night and it made sense.

Lisa Rena, like, always weirdly, like, takes up for random people.

And what I've noticed is that she is constantly taking up for the richest woman.

She, like, cozies up.

It used to be Erica.

It's not anymore, but they built a real friendship after that.

Now she's like obsessed with

defending Diana.

Like, they act like they're friends.

They're not friends like they are not friends lisa rita is obsessed with like the richest woman in the group and is always talking about it and remember last season when they introduced sutton and lisa was like she is rich honey and like she went to dolcebana with her and was like oh my god i love that even this ugly shirt like she's obsessed with money that's such an interesting point Because she was the one who brought on Sutton, by the way, and she was the one who brought on Diana.

No, I thought Crystal was.

Brought on Diana?

Yeah.

Well, I guess the first event they went to was Harry Hamlin's birthday.

But I think Crystal and Diana are closer than Diana.

I thought Rina brought Diana on.

I don't know why I thought that.

Because she showed up at, um, for the first time at Harry Hamlin's birthday party.

With information about Elton John's party.

Right, right, right.

Which she was wrong about too.

Lisa's like, oh, for four this season.

It's only Elton Johnson.

So nothing's, nevertheless, she will persist.

But I just feel like her presence on the show is feeling more and more superfluous.

Like, yeah.

Because she went through a weird period where she was like, villain, villain, villain, and then she just stopped.

Yeah, because she was tired of putting the show on her back with Lisa Vanderpump.

But then when Lisa Vanderpump left, she like picked her villain stuff back up.

Yeah, she's really going hard this season.

I think her and Aragorn are like, you know what, people don't like us.

Let's just say what we think.

I will say, like, I did cringe when Diana was like, oh, you need a new villain.

You need, here I am.

It's like,

ew.

It was like cringy.

Yeah.

No, and the conversation with, I think, Sutton was really trying to relate to Diana.

Sutton's mistake was starting the conversation with, you're going to have to clear up how you said you're on bed rest and now suddenly, poof, you're here.

Because it came off insensitive.

And then that's why Diana just like went full force like bitch.

But it's a valid question.

You texted everyone you're not coming, that you're on bed rest.

You walk into the party.

Then you RSCP to Sutton's dinner party and you said, I can't come.

Now I'm on bed rest.

Like it's confusing.

Yeah.

That's true.

It is confusing.

Yeah.

And Kyle was like really fucking fucking pissing me off this entire episode like that scene at garcel's party where diana and kyle are literally like first of all kyle was like getting really physical with sudden like i know shoving her and like holding her arms really strong it was really pissing me off it was like let her speak and also it was just a crazy response to be like no you didn't have yeah two miscarriages just because you don't know something doesn't mean it's not true Obviously.

And even her apology at that Italian restaurant that looked so fucking delicious.

Oh my God.

What was what she ordered?

The pene.

Pene a la nostro.

Yeah, it was like.

She got gnocchi, Sutton, and she got penne a la samene.

She said it Italian.

They, you know, what I was actually thinking because uh, Kyle like said it with an Italian accent, and Sutton said it with Southern accent.

What do you think is better to put on an accent for the place you're ordering from or to say it in your own voice?

I think a fusion.

Like, I would never say, Can I have gnocchi?

But I would also never say, can I have nocchi?

I'd be like, can I have gnocchi?

Like my own fusion of it.

Yeah.

Like, okay, can I, I would never say, can I have a penne a la vodka?

But I would also never say, can I have penny vodka?

so I'd say can I have the pennella vodka like a mixture using ones where there's um give me another example uh say you wanted to get um

hold on i'm trying to think like snails like escargot foie gras foie gras so i would never say like can i have the foie gras i would be like and i would never say can i have the foie gras yeah i'll have the foie gras okay what if it's like haircott verts which are spring beans okay well i don't know like how to pronounce that that like

I don't know how to pronounce when you say I would say can I have the straight virtue that's what I say too yeah yeah

or like if it's like penne pomodoro or whatever I'll say like the pasta with tomato no I'll say penne but okay so here's penne pomodoro is easy to say but like if it's like um

you know I'll read the ingredients and then I'll say bolanese I'll have the bolognese please I'll have the pasta with meat sauce.

You would say that?

Not for that specifically, but sometimes.

Sometimes

sometimes I'll just try and translate and just speak like...

Yeah.

I guess it's a case-by-case.

It is.

I also don't eat like a really fancy foreign, like exquisite dishes.

Yeah.

So I don't find myself in that situation.

But I will say, may I have a Parmigiano Reggiano on the side, please?

Yeah, Parm.

Parmigiano, Reggiano?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What were we talking about?

How delicious the restaurant they were in.

Oh, my God.

But how Kyle's apology was like actually trying to.

She was like yelling at her and everyone just walks all over Sutton.

And also, it's like every new person who enters the group comes for Sutton because, yeah, like Diana said, she is.

Easy.

No, she has like weirdness about her.

Yes.

And Diana was like,

in all of, she said something interesting.

She was like,

I know humans and like there's something off about.

And there's, she's quirky.

Yeah, she is, but Crystal had the same experience with her last season, realized she's just a nice person who just like says things in a weird way and like does things in a weird way, but like is a very well-meaning person.

And I'm sure as a well-meaning person, it's so frustrating to constantly like never get the benefit of the doubt from people first meeting you.

Yeah.

You know, Brian Morland's like thing made a a really good point, which was that, like, everyone was mad at Kyle this episode because also when they were recapping Erica talking about Garcell's sons, Kyle was like, It was funny, but it was like not funny.

And Kyle wasn't even there.

The person who was there the whole time was Daried, who was like hysterically laughing.

And it's like, everyone was literally tweeting at Netflix to like cancel Kyle's show.

But it's like, Kyle was not even present.

I thought it was because of the

mischaracter, but also because she didn't think it was wrong what Erica did to the kids.

It was like, Dari was like fully sitting there the entire episode.

Yeah, but she was like trying to

navigate.

Yeah, she was like laughing, but also being like, no, stop.

But you're also, you know what it's like to be with like that drunk friend.

You're not talking sense to that person.

There's only trying to diffuse it.

Is Garcelle's friend Sheree becoming like a friend of?

We're getting a lot of her.

Yeah.

I think she's like, I actually really like her.

And she is friendly, I think, with Sutton just because Garcelle hangs out with Sutton so much.

And I just need like more women to like believe Sutton and like trust Sutton.

Yeah, we need more.

We need to

balance scales.

Yeah.

Garcelle is just like,

she's everything of the sort.

Although, the Denise of it all.

What's that?

Denise didn't come to the party.

And so they were, Erica was like, well, she's literally not your friend.

Like, you keep trying and she's not your friend.

I don't think it's that.

I think she doesn't want to be around these women.

I agree.

I think they are very much friends.

And she definitely doesn't want to be on camera.

I don't think Garcelle cares whether Denise comes to her party.

That's like a production party.

She did RSVP.

So it's like, it's weird.

I also feel like.

Things are different when you're filming reality TV.

Sorry.

Yes, yes, yes, for sure.

And then Sutton's dinner party, like in the mud, like, although it was incredibly annoying, I felt like everyone was complaining the whole time.

Oh, yeah, people just wanted to make her look bad.

And like the fact that she turned it around and gave everyone fur coats and sandals was so cute and made it like even cooler.

Yeah, but everyone was just complaining about everything.

Like the ground, my shoes, the food.

Like it was like kind of annoying.

Yeah.

It's rude.

I will say I understand why Brendan didn't want to wear her shoes on the mud because those shoes are everything.

I just didn't know why Sutton didn't literally just pick up the entire table and put it on the porch.

She She seemed advocate about dining outside.

Also,

she should have had more food.

You can't just do a salad as a main course.

I was like, we're coming all the way for lunch, and it's just like there should be food abounding.

I don't like when people don't have like, you know, plenty of food.

Yeah, and that people come to an event that's a meal and leave hungry.

And it's definitely a cultural thing.

Like, if you go to a Jewish meal, like, you're literally leaving with bags of food.

Yeah.

And she's southern, and I feel like it's like a similar culture.

Yeah.

So that just felt odd.

To have like caviar appetizers, a salad for the meal course, and then and everyone's drinking.

Yeah, no.

And a bread basket.

I do like her house.

I was going to ask you what you thought.

I don't love like the outside, like the actual architecture of the house, but I do really like her style.

Even though the one thing that bothered me were her floors.

And I know she's like, and maybe this is just me being like trash.

We restored the original floors from 1930.

And like, while that sounds really nice, like...

ew, your floors are 100 years old.

And they're like parquet, which are my least favorite style, even though I have parquet.

I hate them.

It just didn't feel like very elevated, like Sutton, but her decor is really beautiful.

I did like her old house much better.

I agree with you.

It didn't, like, she's been working on this house for so long.

She's been living in Kyle's old house, like, and Sutton, as we know, like,

just sound out she owns a minor league baseball team.

Like, she's a woman of means, no expense spared.

And I was just like, oh, that's a really nice, pretty house.

Yeah, it was just like.

Honestly, I would put it on the same level as like Dorit's.

No, and also.

And Dorit's is like a dead ass, like, rental that you literally move into, like toothbrush, like everything is.

But Dorit's is like so modern and Martin's is literally the polar opposite 100 years ago.

But also she had her event in her backyard, but like that can't be the whole backyard.

No, I don't know.

It was just a patch of grass.

I just loved her old house.

It was so like southern and like it was, it was like kind of like a Rach Parcel vibe, like patterns.

Yes.

I really liked it.

I think it was too much house for her.

And I think that was the house that she had with her husband.

So

I totally understand that.

But this one was just like.

That's how I felt too.

And don't get me wrong, I live in a thousand square foot rental.

But I'm a watcher and viewer of Housewives, and I'm allowed to judge.

What do you think about Diana's house?

It's like pretty.

It's not my particular style.

It's so modern.

It's like so cold.

And is the $87 million house that she sold, the Kardashian V-time?

So when Lisa Brandon was talking about the view from her Malibu house, that is the house and the final season of Kardashians during COVID that they rented to like all be together.

Yeah.

$87 million.

dollars.

Why did she sell that house?

I don't know because this,

and I can't remember if every time she shows us one of her, like the house, is she in the same house every time we see her in her in her house?

Because she has so many houses.

She has two in LA.

I think she is.

She's in this like modern.

It's like a modern tree house.

Yeah.

I don't like it.

It's a very, you know, selling sunset.

Yes.

If you could live in any of the Beverly Hills Housewives houses,

whose would you live in?

Let's go through all of them.

Kyle, of course.

Kyle's is very nice.

Me too.

Dorit is modern, not my style.

Garcelle is also pretty modern.

Oh, Crystal's house is sickening.

Yeah.

She's a huge, she looks like over a cliff.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I think I might take Crystal's or Kyle's.

I love Kyle's, like, property, her backyard.

I also like Kyle's old house.

I know she likes it too.

Which one is that?

The one that Sutton was living in.

No, I didn't like that house.

This ranch style.

I hated that house.

No, I feel like she had such, had good energy.

Oh my God, Brian Moylan also said the funniest thing.

And it was like how Teddy Mellencamp like squeezes her way into any scene that Kyle is hosting.

And it's like, where is Faye Resnick and what did Teddy Mellencamp do with her body?

Because it's like, she really has replaced Faye as like the person hanging on to

someone's car alarm is going off outside.

Shut the fuck up.

They're wondering where Faye is.

Yeah.

And no matter how many Chanel bags you borrow, you will never be a lady.

Yeah, I like Kyle's new houses come together really nicely.

Yes.

It's a little like hodgepodge like the neon sign in the in the foyer and it's just like a lot.

Yeah.

But for the most part, I actually really like her.

her we have to wrap the show there's literally like an alarm i've done talking anyway but also i think faye designed did all her interior she did the interior for the og house the old house no but i remember when she moved into this house it took a while and like for a while she was living like kind of like a college kid with like couch coffee table tv yeah yeah um but she had said that faye was doing it yeah um we have to wrap up the show because someone is literally and we have to go be models oh yeah so we'll be uh back tomorrow in studio for the final episode of the week thank you so much for listening to the morning dozen one and morning show where we delivered the fast five stories at you need to know every monday through friday on youtube so if you're watching this on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe and give us a video a thumbs up.

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