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Good morning, Millennials.

Happy Thursday.

Welcome back to the morning toast, another wonderful episode of TMT.

Hey, Claude, how are you doing with your TikTok faces?

Hey, Jackie, happy Thursday.

I'm doing great.

How are you?

How's the belly?

How's LC?

I'm doing, I'm doing well.

It's been a hectic 12 hours because

Bruno isn't feeling well.

And so when Bruno's not feeling well, mom's not feeling well.

And so I slept really badly last night because I was just like worried, worried about Brew.

I heard Zach taking him out.

I'm like,

things aren't going well for Brew.

So I slept really, really badly.

And I'm just like not 100% myself.

But the new episode of The Redheads dropped this morning.

And that is just giving me such a joie de vivre.

We recorded it yesterday.

And I'm telling you, we need to move the podcast to the comedy section because it's pure, it's pure comedy.

Snatchler came out swinging

because this book was, if you read the book or you've heard us talk about it, very different from what we've read in the past.

And Snatcher is not about that life.

And so it was just so funny.

So if you haven't read the book, definitely listen to the podcast, and you're not going to read the book, definitely listen to the podcast because it's just like funny.

And we always recap the book so you'll know what we're talking about.

If you plan on reading the book or you're in the middle of it, finish it because we do spoil it and then listen to the episode because it's just hysterical.

So that is giving me some extra oomph this morning.

Plus, I have my Redheads mug.

So the first Thursday of every month, it's really like the first Monday in May.

It's always iconic and it's always a reason to get up in the morning.

Well, I have three things to say to what you just said.

One,

congratulations on the new episode.

The feedback I've been seeing is rave.

The second thing is back to Bruno.

I do really feel like while I'm sad you had a bad night's sleep, like that is exactly what type of sleep you're going to have for like the next couple months.

Like with the baby, you're going to be worried.

So you know what?

Maybe Bruno can feel like you're impending labor and he is going to train you as best as he can.

That's what I think.

Yeah, it's not like I've been getting great sleep over the last few weeks, but I was just like in a constant state of like half sleep.

No, half sleep, half awake, where it was like I was in la-la land, things weren't making sense.

And I was just like thinking thinking of brew so today once we finish this episode it's gonna be a chill zone with bruno sort of day i think i'm gonna make him a nice pot of soup and just rub his belly and tell him everything's gonna be okay and he has his heating pad poor little bruno bruno's goes through so much this man carries so much like on his back and it it manifests itself physically yeah the third thing i wanted to tell you just like kind of you know

made me think of it with the redheads.

So I told you I started that book, The Hating Game, that they turned into a movie.

Mm-hmm.

Only because like i kind of wanted to watch a movie but i figured i might as well read the book first and i honestly like the first 10 no the first 30 like i couldn't but then yesterday like i really buckled down and like i was up all night like i'm still not done i have an hour left but like i'm obsessed oh good so good the best feeling i haven't been obsessed with a book in in a few months honestly and That's why I've been taking a break from reading.

But what I did get back to last night, I finally, my pole dark break is over.

I'm going to watch the last season.

So I started it last night and that's been fun.

I like watching pole dark before bed because it's like the soundtrack is nice and then it like lives in my head while I'm sleeping.

But I don't think this season is going to be it.

So for all the pole dark stands out there, I think our days are over.

But it's something to watch.

I did also catch up.

I finished the Gilded Age because, you know, I did kind of.

Rail on it.

It's good.

It's definitely good.

And honestly, I'm here in Pennsylvania and so much of the storyline references and takes place in Doylestown, Pennsylvania, which is right by where I am.

And I'm telling you, like the community is ablaze.

Everyone's talking about like their small little town being referenced on this big HBO show.

So it's very cool to feel like I'm a part of something.

That is cool.

It takes place in Pennsylvania.

Why did I think it was New York?

It doesn't take place in Pennsylvania, but there's a lot of characters who come to New York from Doylestown and they're just always, they shoot some stuff at the Doylestown train station, but they talk about Doylestown quite a bit.

Okay, very cool.

I still haven't gotten to that, but speaking of TV, Real Housewise of Orange County was on last night, so we must recap it.

I have a good amount of thoughts.

Pretty good episode.

Yeah.

I thought it was an okay episode.

I was like really struggling to keep my eyes open, to be honest.

But maybe that's because I had two cocktails at dinner.

I don't know.

It could be that.

I was struggling to keep my eyes open too, but I had the busiest, longest day yesterday.

Like it just did not stop.

Even when I went down for my nap, I couldn't even sleep.

I was just like, I had so much swirling around, probably because of the redheads.

You know, the redheads are an adrenaline boost.

I know, and patching projects are going to keep you up at night for real.

They are.

And until it's like edited, scheduled, like, it's just always going to be top of mind for me.

But the next episode of the Redheads will drop April 7th.

We are skipping the month of March for my maternity leave.

So, next episode, April 7th, and it's a Danish choice.

And I always love a Danish choice.

Even when you see what she chose and you read the description, you're like, I don't know if this is for me.

Like, Dana never misses, really.

Got it.

Yeah.

So that'll be a nice, uh, that'll be a nice way to get back into the swing of things.

We've got a great show for y'all.

It's a nice, quiet Thursday.

I feel like our episodes this week have been like so jam-packed.

Like, I watched so much TV at the beginning of the week.

We had dear toasters.

We have our new Unburden Yourselves segment.

Like, it's just been, and then there was the day where we lost the first 30 minutes of our recording.

Like, there's been a lot.

And I feel like today is just going to be a fun, easy episode.

Fast five.

We've got a little TV recap.

And I'm feeling like it's the perfect, you know, agenda for a Thursday because I'm very much living at the weekend already.

I'm already there.

I've been there since last weekend.

Yeah, everything's been really jam-packed.

Plus, it's like moody vibes outside today.

So this is just going to be like a, for us, you know, a chiller episode, I guess, but you also never know what could happen on the morning toast.

Like one day you think we have nothing to talk about and it's a two-hour episode.

So you can't predict these things, but if I could, I would say, I feel like we're just going to be some chill girlies today.

Well, I'm not like other girls.

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But also, I want to say something kind of crazy.

Are you ready?

And my life is kind of crazy.

It's kind of crazy.

Do you think today is a chilly day?

I think depending on who you are and where you are today is 1,000% a chilly day.

Not for me, but for you, for sure.

Do you think that there's anywhere I can find kosher ground beef, ground turkey, ground chicken in New Hope, Pennsylvania?

You're asking the wrong person is who you're asking.

But you did have kosher chicken

vlog.

Brian is so thoughtful, like really so thoughtful.

So he always has kosher chicken because he knows like the only thing I eat is like chicken and rice.

So he always has kosher chicken.

Maybe I can make like a chicken chili.

Is that a thing?

I don't know.

I don't know.

But what about a chicken soup?

We had chicken soup two days ago.

I literally feel like I'm in a retirement facility.

Like because me, Brian, and John are here.

We like work all day.

We don't really see each other all day.

day and then we meet for lunch and during lunch john who is brian's everyone knows him as pasta on instagram he's an unbelievable chef like really follow him on instagram he does unreal recipes he had a soup simmering all day on tuesday so we had soup we had a stew on wednesday he's really been taking care of us and so we already did soup damn brew needs that soup It was, Jackie was gorgeous.

Like, I was looking at John.

I'm like, are you Jewish?

Like, this is a Jewish soup.

That sounds so good.

I mean, see what he can muster up with the chili.

I think a chili would be great for you.

I'm just like not in a chili mood, taste buds-wise.

I don't think I can stand the time in the kitchen.

And I did do too much chili in the fall.

I did.

I overexposed myself to chili.

We out-chilied ourselves.

Now I'm paying the price because I can't enjoy on a beautiful, gloomy day like this.

No, I know that's why I brought it up, but technically we haven't had chili since the last time you and I both like made too much chili.

I haven't had chili in like months.

So I think I actually might be ready for it.

I think I'm going to have to wait till next season, like for fall 2022.

Yeah.

That's spring summer.

Spring summer.

That's the kind of break I need September joggers.

Joggers, yeah.

I mean, that's my secret ingredient in my chili recipe.

Joggers.

Joggers.

But I fully endorse anyone who wants to make today a chili day.

There's never, it's never too late to make a chili.

Never.

And it's also never too late to become a redhead, which I think is a common kind of misconception about our brand and our show.

I think a lot of people think like, oh, like, I think it's too late.

And I just think we should kind of like clear that up.

You know what I'm saying?

A hundred percent.

All of the episodes are evergreen.

And we were talking about it on the episode.

We're skipping a month for my momentum.

Oh my god, Wave.

Brian just brought me,

he's such a good host, just brought me a Starbucks grilled cheese.

He just left it on the counter, and I believe there's a beverage of some sort.

Go check it out.

But you know that

you know you'll be burned at the steak if you try and eat on the show.

No, no, no.

I just saw him come into, I'm in the guest house and he dropped something and he literally went to Starbucks and got me a grilled cheese.

Like, like

such a good friend we have such podcast eating trauma i wonder if other podcasts like take it as seriously as we do we did it once what was remind me of the one time we did it i don't recall i'll set the scene not to trigger you

i remember it like it was yesterday we were coming down from coachella to la

We drove in the morning, and then when we arrived at our hotel, we were going to podcast.

We were so fucking hungry.

well, actually, there were two instances, but it was the same week because we were traveling a lot.

We went from Coachella to LA, from LA to Las Vegas.

And on both of those travel days, we hadn't eaten before we started traveling and we hadn't podcasted yet.

So, when we arrived to where we were getting to, we absolutely needed to eat and we absolutely needed to podcast.

And we thought we could do both at the same time.

Big mistake,

huge, huge, oh my gosh, huge, huge jinx.

So, now we would never do that ever again.

Ever, ever, ever, ever.

So your real cheese will have to be.

What drink did he get you?

What drink did you get?

No, there wasn't a drink.

I misspoke.

I actually am sipping on some fresh squeeze orange juice, which is such an underrated beverage.

And when it's cold and it's just like, it's a massage of the esophagus.

Yum.

Yum.

Okay, so I was just saying really quickly, for my maternity leave, take the month of the Red Heads Off to go back and read an old book that we've done and listen to an old episode.

I don't know if there's there's anyone out there.

And if you are out there, please reach out to me.

If you are this person who has read every single book and listened to every single episode, I don't think there's one person, but I would love to be proven wrong.

I do.

No, people are very selective.

People come in and out.

That's true.

Some people don't want to try new genres.

If this snitch, oh my gosh, snitch is not genre fluid.

Do you, did you do today's Wordle?

No, not yet.

I keep doing it later in the day.

Me too, but yesterday somebody spoiled it for me.

So now it has to be the first thing I do when I wake up.

And I didn't get it.

Who would do such a thing?

Somebody, okay, so spoiler alert.

Yesterday's word was moist.

And at like noon, someone was like, are you triggered like that they did the word moist?

I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

I didn't, first of all, I didn't even, I wasn't even talking about Wordle.

Like I wasn't even referencing or not referencing.

And they just came out and sent me a DM and was like,

can you believe moist?

I'm like, can I believe you?

Do you even have an issue with the word moist?

No, I'm not one of those people.

Like, I just want to say this is the best trigger an entire generation.

Go tell me.

Not liking the word, not liking the word moist, not a personality trait.

Sorry.

No, I completely agree.

Like, one's not that bad.

People woke up and decided to unite against the word moist, and it's really like not that mad.

It's pretty descriptive.

And I think that, like, if you're still holding on to that trigger, then like, it's pretty basic.

Sorry.

It's time to let go and let God.

Okay.

Okay.

I think we've made enough enemies.

And now we can get into the fast five.

Let's see how the rest of the show goes.

Okay, without further ado, to do,

it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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It's been a while.

Okay, so it's actually been a journey.

Like it was healing very slowly, but it was moving in a positive direction.

And then, like, I guess that, like, the middle of the bite, which is where I exactly was bitten, like started to become raised.

And I was shook.

And then it became very itchy.

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Okay.

Oh, it's so much better.

Oh, yeah, I see.

See, that little dot is where I was bitten.

It's so much better.

You don't have that like little square rash anymore, though.

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No, there's no discoloration, which is wonderful.

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Okay, let's get into the stories.

Our first story, we have time today to talk about everyone's favorite couple.

Kanye and Julia Fox were celebrating her birthday with her friends at Lucien.

Despite the fact that Yeezy Designer has been busy chatting up Kim Kardashian lookalikes at the Little Beach House in Malibu this week, I didn't see that.

Oh, I did see that.

Sorry, but if she was confirmed, but it was confirmed that she's just like a co-working acquaintance.

Right.

But it was.

Well, there have just been many sightings on Dumois of him with other women.

Yeah, but then like people were putting together who these women were and like they're people who like work with him and have been in his like circle.

So it's not new news.

Anyways, he flew back to New York on Wednesday to celebrate his newest muse's 32nd birthday.

Ye flew into New York City for her birthday and then is flying back to LA to finish his new album, Donda.

They arrived together looking very coupply.

He was all smiles.

Her friends were also there.

It was a big group.

Also, I saw that he gifted her and her friends Birkins.

What?

Yeah, so her friends?

Yeah, they're all like sitting there like posing with Birkins.

Do you think she needs new friends?

Because I am available.

That's the moral of this story.

How to become friends.

But we'd have to get in.

I mean, now I think we missed the Birkins, so we'll have to come back for for the next birthday next birthday yeah but we have a year to work on it oh my god that is so crazy so i saw a couple videos of their dinner and like they're not in a private room or anything there's just like so many people at this table in this public restaurant and there's like just people literally crowding around them taking videos it's extremely bizarre um

and i didn't realize that's what he had gotten her i had seen that her birthday was coming up and people online were speculating like what he was going to get her like a car like something outrageous um and honestly like a birkin is very low-key i'm not gonna lie yeah a birkin for her like as a a gift, is a, you know, typical

gift.

But for all of her friends.

Must be nice.

I don't know why I feel like her and Leah McSweeney are friends.

Did I make that up?

I believe Leah McSweeney.

So, no, you didn't make that up.

They are friends.

They've like podcasted together.

And from what I understand, Leah McSweeney

was her sponsor.

Oh, how interesting.

So was Leah there?

Did she get a Birkin?

I don't, I didn't see Leah there, but she deserves a Birkin.

Yeah.

So, anyways, these two are going strong.

They hadn't been together in a minute.

I guess now it's been like their one-month anniversary because they started dating around New Year's.

Yeah.

And they're really doing it.

I mean, they were also at like Fashion Week in

all over London.

Yeah.

And

I guess this is here to stay.

I mean, I'm like fine with it.

I really am.

I think of all the people that Kanye could have dated.

I think it's nice that he's dating someone who obviously loves the Kardashians.

Like, she doesn't want to fight with them.

You know, sometimes someone can bring a spouse into the family, Black China, who has an obvious hatred of the family.

So, to bring in a fan, I don't know.

I'm kind of here for it.

I do think a lot of the stuff that they do is really cringy.

But overall, of all the people who Kanye could have dated post-Kim, and knowing Kim is like so happy with Pete, I, I don't know, I'm fine with it.

Now that I've had some time to marinate with it, some of the shit they do is definitely like rubs me in a bizarre way, but that's not a crime, it's just cringy.

Yeah, I agree.

Also, speaking of Kim and just being like, she's so happy and everything of the sort, she got a plane.

Yeah.

What?

She, I like, I mean, it hasn't been confirmed, but like, she's been posting like on her PJ and in a different way than like she would normally post.

And it seems like

yeah, it seems very like KKW aesthetic.

Like she was with her friends, Natalie and Olivia from Wags, and they like had like a PJ party on the PJ for Natalie's birthday.

And I'm pretty sure that she bought a plane.

Well, I've always thought that it was incredibly interesting that the Kardashians as a whole, up until recently, didn't have their own plane.

I believe Kylie has her own now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But they all just charter, which is like, obviously, rich people problems.

And it's a difference between, you know, a trip to Mexico costing $250,000 versus $30 million.

So like, I get it.

I just always thought it was weird, like, how there isn't, like, a Kardashian HQ plane, but honestly, they all travel so much.

I don't even think one plane would help them at all.

Like, Like, they'd still need to be chartering.

And then they also just bought a $30 million plane.

So now that Kim is in the billionaires club, I think the timing is right.

But I've always just thought it was really like prudent of them to not have one because they could afford it.

Yeah.

And I just want to say, it's not verified that like that was her plane, but I was just getting like plane vibes from her.

I'm getting ownership vibes.

I'm getting ownership vibes.

And earlier this week, it was reported that Skims is now valued at $3.2 billion.

So it's not just like she hit the billion mark and no,

she's ascending and maybe she's taking flight in her new private jet.

I would be so happy for her.

And I was really, I felt I was shephing a lot of nachas when that Wall Street Journal valued her at 3 point something billion for Skims because honestly, Skims is the greatest company that's ever walked the earth.

And everything I own from them just is fabulous.

And they deserve.

I think, like, do you think at this point they're bigger than Spanks?

I don't know.

I don't know the numbers.

And I can only say it like based on what I see and what I feel.

But like, I don't follow Sarah Blakely, and I do follow Kim Kardashian.

So, like, Skims is all over my feed and my life, and Spanks isn't.

Okay, this article that I just pulled up from 2021 said that Spanks is valued at 1.2 billion, which would mean Skims is three times as large.

Interesting.

But actually,

I don't know.

Is that what Sarah Blakely is worth or the company, you know?

Yeah, I don't know.

I think

I don't, I mean, Spanx is like still the word for shapewear, you know?

No, in 2021, the announcement came after a huge investment from Blackstone, meaning the company's worth has skyrocketed to 1.2 billion in 2021 after a big investment.

But also, Skims is a lot more like apparel than shapewear these days.

You know, it's not just...

So is Spanx, by the way.

Yeah, I guess I wear Spanx leggings all the time.

Everyone does.

Like, I think some of their best-selling items are no longer even like their control-top pantyhose.

people are obsessed with their leggings.

They make cute sweaters and shit.

Yeah, very true.

Very interesting.

I mean,

there's enough to go around for everyone.

And you know what's so interesting, like, business-wise, is what's always been so impressive about Spanks is not only the growth of the company, but also the fact that

the word of the name of the brand has become a word.

Like, oh do you spanks on underneath?

Like, it's a word for shape.

I was saying that when you were looking it up, like, it is the word for shapewear.

It's like

a catch up.

It's like catch up.

Bandaid.

Yeah.

And you know what?

I do think skims like is on its way to being there.

Like I could, I haven't ever said it, but I could see myself being like, do you have any skims on under there?

Yeah, but skims mean so many things now.

It's pajamas.

Well, I think their pajamas

are life-changing.

And

I think their pajamas seriously should win a Nobel Peace Prize.

I'm being dead fucking serious.

I can't wear them right now because the waistbands are too tight for me, but they are quite delicious.

Also, how often i need to start a tracker for how often she does drops because the drops every day are coming and they don't stop coming like what is the cadence every two weeks or is it once a month and it just like feels like more frequent than that it's every day

but it's also like restocks of other ones but yes i agree they do they have so much inventory like so many drops and just so many ideas for like new vibes and collections it's really an idea cotton ribbed yeah the lower it's an idea factory.

Well, speaking of the Kardashians, our next story is an unverified rumor that is most likely false and came from Dumois.

And then Dumas also said not true.

It's false.

It's worth talking about.

We need to talk about it.

Yeah, but there's literally no way.

I know, but like, where do people come up with stuff like this?

Chloe Kardashians.

That's why, like, sorry.

Has been linked to Harry Jowsey from Too Hot to Handle, according to Dumas, who has since then said someone else responded that this is absolutely not true.

But this is what Dumas said.

One of my closest friends works at a very well-known PR agency in LA, and it's confirmed that Chloe Kardashian and Harry Jowsey, Harry Jowsy, are talking.

Apparently, they've been DMing back and forth and texting.

And then last night he picked up a Bentley and flowers just to drive them to her house.

No, okay.

This is not true, but let's just play pretend like it is true, okay?

Yeah.

I just want Chloe to be happy.

And you know what?

I think Harry Jousey was on Too Hot to Handle, like as a certified fuckboy.

But I've followed him like a little bit in his recent fame on TikTok and stuff.

And he does a podcast.

He actually seems like not like a fuckboy.

He actually seems like a nice guy.

So if this were to be true, like I actually do think him and Chloe, like he could make Chloe temporarily happy, not long term, but I agree.

I could see him making Chloe temporarily happy.

I do think he's probably like the ultimate fuckboy, like just everything about him.

He was a fuckboy before he got famous and now he's like so famous and he's so handsome and like everyone's falling over him.

But I agree with you.

There's something about him like as a businessman that's extremely legitimate and like he's parlayed his career into like something that's

here to stay sort of.

Respectable.

Yeah.

And like the and it's hard to be a podcaster, you know?

So like his podcast pops.

You're telling me.

You're telling me.

So I'm like, I,

this is probably not true, but a part of me like hopes it is and that Chloe's just having some fun with a handsome man who like will make her laugh and make her smile.

I feel like all the Kardashians are like taking a page out of Courtney's book, like, because what happened to Courtney is so like freak, and it's not someone you would expect her to be with.

And then, just over time, like, they started to make each other really happy and make a lot of sense.

And that's like kind of happening with Kim and Pete.

And maybe Chloe wants one, you know, a skinny, tall man for herself.

Yes, except just to back it up, like, Travis Barker is an extremely serious

person and a serious suitor.

And when he was like, he's the same age as Courtney, they have like a long-standing friendship.

I think like then Kim took that and

did her own spin on it.

Her own version.

But it's not apples to apples because like Travis is husband material

and

Harry Jowsey is not Travis Barker.

No, but it's like, okay, so I just feel like it's a watered down version.

It goes like Travis, Pete, Harry Jousey.

Yes.

Yeah, but I, I'm just like, I'm here for it.

Even though I do think at the end of the day, like MJ said, Chloe needs an accountant, but she's obviously not ready.

I also believe this is fraudulent.

Right.

And no, she's not ready.

She needs a businessman, Bo.

Needs a businessman, Bo.

Like, get back to the golf course at some point

and meet someone.

I love Chloe so much.

And I want her so badly to have like a really good, healthy relationship.

And I feel like she has not had that.

But we also just need to talk about her like bad taste in men.

Yeah.

Like,

yeah.

I want her to be happy.

Like,

help me help you.

Yeah.

And I think Harry Jowsey is not

it.

But where does shit like this come from then?

If there's no truth to it, like, where does it come from?

But that's what celebrities are always saying.

Like, when you hear their documentaries, they like read stuff about themselves that is so far-fetched.

And sometimes they say like, no, like the rumors are true.

And sometimes they say like the way that like these random rumors come out of nowhere with people I've never met is so crazy.

And I really actually do feel like this is one of those situations.

Yeah, okay.

I feel that.

I just thought it was worth discussing the possibility because it's like hysterical.

And it's fun to dream.

And it's fun to dream.

Exactly.

And maybe I feel like sometimes this could happen too, where it's like, okay, two people who don't know each other, but then like someone says they're dating.

So like Chloe's googling Harry Jowsey and she's like, wait, why wouldn't I want him to come over with Bentley and Flowers?

Maybe he DMs her and sends her the doomois thing and is like, LOL.

And she's like, LOL, want to come over and know.

Literally, this could bring them together.

This is sort of a Hallmark movie.

I agree.

You know what?

It sounds like the premise of that new J-Lo movie, which looks horrible, but also really good, called Marry Me, which I can't wait to see.

It looks horrible, but also really good.

It looks horrible, but I will be waiting in line when the clock strikes midnight to see it in theaters.

Yeah.

Honestly, and I ship Owen Wilson and J-Lo.

Just want to say.

Hard, hard.

I ship them so hard.

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Love is Blind season two trailer drops right after Claudia asks, where is Love is Blind season two?

And the show will be back on Netflix on February 11th with an all-new group of single hopefuls from Chicago who will attempt to find Love in the Pods and get engaged sight unseen.

Was last time Chicago or was it Atlanta?

Atlanta.

Yeah.

So new city, very exciting.

I love the fact that like it's very geographically focused.

That doesn't make it so that like we can't not be together because of a long-distance relationship.

Did you watch the trailer?

What do you think?

Are you so excited?

I am.

Like, I really didn't expect to fall so head over heels in love with the show the first time around.

Like, I thought it was so dumb.

And now here we are, like, years later, we have two married couples, right?

Amber and Barnett and the king and queen of Love is Blind, the Hamiltons.

So I'm very excited.

I love this show.

I fell in in love with it the first time I saw it.

I hope that like the show got so big and all those people got so famous.

And so when that happens, you just open yourself up to a pool of candidates who apply for the show who are totally in it for the wrong reasons.

And that was the beauty of Love is Blind was that like everyone was so earnest.

They didn't even know this was going to be on Netflix.

They had no idea their lives were about to change in the way that they did.

So I'm like, I'm a little worried.

I hope that they

can do good casting because in my opinion the success of the show the first time around was due large in part to the casting.

I agree.

That's definitely a cause for concern.

But even the first time around, like anyone, they know it's a reality show.

There's always the chance that like people are going on TV.

They're not afraid of the fame.

So

I'm sure they were also very discerning about this season.

And it looks like they have a really nice group of people.

Looks like we've got engagements, weddings, runaways, everything that we can look forward to.

And I'm excited because that was like a fun time.

That was, you know, probably the last good time before the pandemic was watching love is blind and maybe it'll take us back to another good time yeah like the way we all just like rallied around you know jessica being 34 and mark being 24 like there was just so much good stuff and like so many memes that like made me giggle so loud like i loved that time in my life and i'm very much looking i know you you can't go home again i know that but i am looking forward to at least trying to make the journey back home one more time right and i think unlike other reality shows it had a lot of heart and it was pretty deep considering like the premise, which is that you don't know what someone looks like.

You have to fall in love with them just based on conversations.

And I'm really into that.

You know, I think that banter should be a real app and that people should go on dates with other people not knowing what they look like.

I'm here for it.

I also think the show was like so successful because as like a.

as an audience, people who watch dating shows, like we were so like, we've had it up to here with The Bachelor, like, you know, two hour episodes with like 35 seconds of substantial conversations, really no depth, so much filler.

And Love is Blind was the complete opposite.

Not one filler scene.

Like everything was just deep and emotional, getting to know everyone.

And it was like the exact opposite of The Bachelor, which is really what we needed at the time.

Yeah, I agree.

And I hope that that's what we get again.

Me too.

So I'm happy for you.

Season two is coming.

February 11th.

I'll definitely be watching.

I hope they, last time they like released all the episodes except for like the weddings, right?

And then we were all tuning in episodically, correct?

It was like three at a time, but if you came in on like the third batch,

then you had all of them except for the finale.

And then we all watched the finale like together.

Remember, we were like scrambling to watch it on the plane that time.

Yeah.

Good time.

So good.

Okay, ready for our next story?

Some sweet bed news.

Nikki Hilton

has debuted her baby bump.

Nikki Hilton has announced that she is pregnant.

She says the best thing in life comes in threes.

She captioned the stunning, sickening photo of her in a self-portrait dress with a little bump.

She's so elegant.

Like, it's just not fair, actually, that girls like Nikki Hilton walk around and we have to walk around like right next to them, you know?

A thousand percent.

Also, some more bump news was that Rihanna posted her bump.

Obviously, like, we had the confirmation, but she hadn't posted any of the pictures yet.

And she posted like a selfie of her bump and some of the walking photos that they took earlier this week.

Yeah, no, it's like a gorgeous time to be pregnant.

Gorgeous, gorgeous.

Oh, yeah.

And add Nikki to the club.

And also, Lauren Bostic Bostic is pregnant again.

Oh, yeah.

That was exciting.

I'm feeling really surrounded by like really cool women.

Chic, chic women.

I'm happy for you.

The group is getting bigger.

I thought when people started to have their babies that like my pregnancy, you know, crew cadres would it was just dwindle.

I didn't even think about the people who would announce in the next weeks.

Yeah, no.

And actually, a lot of people just gave birth.

Obviously, Raven and Adam gave birth.

Ashley Eichenetti and Jared gave birth.

Yes.

Unclear on Kylie, but I assume maybe she's still pregnant.

I don't know.

I'm sure it's maybe she's still pregnant, but I'm sure it's like any day now.

Yeah.

And it's

very close to Stormy's birthday.

Right.

It's just a gorgeous time to be a woman in

utero.

No, that's not right.

The woman's not in utero.

The kid is.

Yeah.

Well, it's also a gorgeous time to be a fetus in utero.

Yes.

It's it must be nice in there, nice and warm.

Totally.

I think that like because I love my bed so much, I would love being in utero.

Because all you do is sleep, right?

Womb tings.

Yeah, you sleep except for the like the times when you're just like punching to get out.

And you also eat in there,

you

hiccup a lot.

By the way, you do.

How do you get how do you get food?

You get

an umbilical cord?

Yep.

Is that real?

Mm-hmm.

So you chew your food, it goes down your belly through your

organs and then to the umbilical cord into the baby's stomach.

Yep, I'm pretty sure.

Wow, that is like so crazy.

But baby also just baby drinks in like with their mouth.

Sometimes on the sonogram, you'll see.

The fluid from the.

Yeah, like,

yeah.

Baby drinks.

That's gross.

Listen, baby's got to drink, okay?

Baby's thirsty.

Who understands better?

Baby's got a drink.

I understand.

How fascinating.

Yeah, it's fascinating stuff, the human body.

Are you concerned at all, like, about your vagina?

Definitely have concerns for sure.

But

it's out of my control.

Like, I'm trying not to worry about that, which I can't control.

And it's pretty, like, cool to go through this experience, you know, just like thousands of women before me and see what all the fuss is about.

Because it's like childbirth.

That's actually so true.

Childbirth is like the most pain like a person

can experience.

Will likely experience.

It's like, is it childbirth level?

So it's like, what is that level of pain?

I'll find out.

Oh my God, that sounds fucking horrible.

I really, though, appreciate your like positive spin on it.

What's my other option?

I guess.

Yeah, no, you're going to do epidural, right?

Yes, that's the plan.

So it's not, so it's actually like, I'm not connected to my female ancestors from three years

ago.

Yeah, they're like, girl.

Yeah, because they were doing it like on rocks.

Sit down.

Yeah.

Sit down.

Literally.

And just really quickly before we finish up this conversation, you're 100% sure you don't want me in there, right?

I'm 100% sure.

I feel like I actually would be like extremely helpful.

Like I would get you a fan.

I would like, you know, get everyone out of your way.

I would crack a joke, bring a snack.

Like, I don't know.

I just, I would think about it, okay?

Yeah, I just feel like I want, I'm not trying to like make the most of it or like have like laughter and memories.

Like, I'm just trying to like get through and like tunnel vision till the end, you know?

Okay, but I, but I do just want to be like explicitly clear.

While you do not want me in the room, you will have no choice but to be in my room, okay?

Oh, wow.

Well, I mean, these days, you can only have two people in the room with you.

So it would be me.

I don't care.

I'll give birth literally in someone's backyard, okay?

A home birth?

Honestly, you should give birth in the tub.

Oh, have you ever seen a home birth?

You should give birth in the tub.

Good.

That was so full circle for my brand.

That was so you.

Totally.

I love that.

Okay, are you ready for our fifth and final story?

I am.

I really am.

Is it something to sing about?

Neh.

Maybe tomorrow for Friday.

Maybe you'll be feeling yourself.

Yeah.

Our fifth and final story is really crazy.

It will also lead into OC recap, but Elizabeth Lynn Vargas has been traumatized after her ex barricaded himself in her home.

So her manager told page six that she's shaken up and had an extremely traumatic experience.

Fortunately, the Newport Police Department saved her and she's doing well.

Sources close to the former real houses of Orange County Star told page six that Elizabeth Vargas called the police on Tuesday after her unnamed ex, whom she had been seeing on and off for the last few months, began to extort her.

Quote, he became obsessive with her and would show up at places and come by her house randomly.

He asked her for money all the time, so she gave him a little money, but then he started threatening to extort her.

She called the police yesterday, so police started monitoring the house, and he shows up.

He runs in the house, holds her hostage, has a gun.

When police realized he pulled a gun out, they raided the house.

She's traumatized.

Team showed up.

Yeah, she's traumatized.

They said she was held captive and she has yet to address the incident.

But this is

traumatizing.

Well, a lot of the toasters were talking about this in one of the Facebook groups, and I was reading the comments because a lot of them live in OC, and they were like, it was fucking crazy.

Like, so many cops, like, the whole block was shut down.

So, it was like this enormous deal.

I saw videos, it was like a full-blown Hummer SWAT team showing up to Elizabeth Lynn Vargas's beach home.

Like, it was shocking.

That is crazy.

And to be clear, this is not the ex-husband, the billionaire, who she was talking about on the show.

She's been dating someone somewhat recently.

Well, it's completely unclear.

It could be any ex from any amount of time before.

It's probably not her ex-husband, but it's not clear who this ex is and when they were exes from.

Interesting.

Well, this is the craziest story.

She's not a housewife anymore.

So like, I don't know what sort of

details we're going to get from her, but after her

real housewife, servitude, she has been extremely public.

Like, I think she's told everyone she's getting her own TV show.

Like, she cares about the fans.

And so, I do believe we'll be getting an in-depth analysis on what went down.

Yeah.

And I know that Brian is like her number one fan.

Yeah, so we were freaking out.

Yeah.

I hope that, you know, Brian's home is fully stocked with Vargas vodka.

He says it's very good.

I didn't know she had a Vargas.

Is it new?

I don't think so.

It's like, it's something she's had for a while.

It's a gorgeous bottle, like, really gorgeous.

Hmm.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Check it out.

Okay.

I'm wishing her the best.

Seriously, Seriously, like, that's so fucking scary.

Yeah, beyond.

Men are so nuts.

Like, my God.

Nuts.

Like, what are you doing?

I don't know.

Get a life.

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Real Houses of OC.

We wrapped up our trip in Mexico.

No, we didn't.

We're still there.

But it's the last night, no?

No.

And next week is like more, a little bit more of Mexico.

Plus, we go back.

They didn't say that it was the last night.

I don't think so.

I don't know why I literally heard someone say that.

Okay.

Well, we're continuing our trip in OC.

Noella has this like out-of-body experience.

They all have this like crazy experience.

I would never do a sweat lodge.

Like, I just want to say, I would literally rather be dead.

Like, I can't.

No, also, like, Jen summed it up best.

Like, they're all hungover.

Yes.

They're all dehydrated.

And And Noella is going through emotional distress.

Like this is a recipe for disaster.

And Noella didn't eat last night.

Remember, she made like a whole thing that she wasn't eating.

So she hasn't eaten in hours.

Like what?

Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

No, like a really, really terrible idea to be hungover and do a sweat lodge like that.

Just I.

Nothing about it was surprising.

Can I tell you how much like sympathy I have in my heart for what Dr.

Jen was going through?

Like, first of all, being away from home and being in pain, there's nothing worse.

And like, this is a new group of friends.

And yes, her and Heather have really connected, but like, you don't want to go to someone's room crying.

My leg hurts.

Like, I totally get it.

I felt so bad for her when she was on the treadmill, like, talking to Ryan, who was just being like an asshole.

Like,

yes, I know that it's my fault because I forgot to do my workout and I went to see the homes that like I, my leg is in pain, but like, that's not what you need to hear when you're literally in like agonizing pain.

I would literally have divorced him on the spot, like, dead ass.

No, I literally was like thinking about how I could cry watching this scene, like the despair that she's in and she's getting fucking nothing from that good for nothing

loser loser and we see in like future episodes and scenes that like he's gonna shape up to be an even bigger fucking loser so just like knowing that she's just married to a loser and she's in pain and she's carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders and this man can't even send her a sympathetic word I was just like I was heartbroken for her and Even though she's like kind of irrelevant to the rest of the show, I love her.

I have a warm place in my heart for her because like that is an extremely low feeling.

And I actually thought the conversation at dinner before things went sideways between Dr.

Jen and Heather was like really interesting.

Just like two women with like two opposing roles in the home, just giving each other advice.

I thought it was like really sweet.

And I actually really like the friendship between Heather and Jen.

And Heather, like, liking Jen makes me like Jen a little bit more.

And I just thought that was like a really mature conversation.

Like, Heather very much is like the home.

She's the home on lock.

And Terry very much is like the financials.

And her and Jen are totally opposite.

And I actually thought she gave Jen really good advice.

Agreed.

The problem is Ryan is no Heather.

Ryan is no Heather.

Mm-mm.

And then things go sideways at the dinner, and Noella is just like impossible to root for her.

I do believe that she had no idea that the

card game was so vulgar.

Like, I do believe she just typed into Amazon, like, great gift for a bisexual person.

Like, I do believe that's how it happened but the fact that like she now learned that that's not the gift the gift wasn't appropriate like just be like oh my god I had no idea I'm so sorry like the end she just drags everything out because she's like too proud to just acknowledge any wrongdoing yeah and like

unfortunately for her like in this situation heather is extremely right and Noella just like has it out for Heather and just doesn't want to concede to her in general so she's just like withholding an apology that should be forthcoming really easily because like you fucked up and it's not a big deal and you have a perfectly logical explanation.

You just like won't say what you need to say to get yourself out of it and you're like digging your heels and you're making yourself look crazy.

Awful.

Yeah.

And when Heather got like choked up, because I don't know why Noella just basically like went to a place where she was not outright, but just kind of implying like, you know, Heather's very stuck up and she does not understanding of like the LGBTQ plus lifestyle.

When Heather got choked up and being like, I have multiple gay children and I support them and I love them.

Like I felt really bad for Heather.

Like I thought that put Heather in a bad spot when Heather has made it it very clear, like, she fully supports her children so much so she got the kids' book published.

She had the book.

Like, I think like that was just like an uncool spot to try and put Heather in and she handled it well.

A low blow.

And she was clear, like, Noelle was clearly backed into a corner and thought she could, like, really, I don't know, bury Heather with that.

And I'm glad that Heather didn't take that sitting down and just like

let Noella trash talk her like that.

And it was so uncalled for.

And you know what?

I wasn't mad that Emily told Noella Noella she was a pity invite because, like, I thought she knew.

Right.

I mean, the thing is, she wasn't a pity invite.

Heather didn't invite her because she felt bad for her.

She just had to be coerced.

She was invited as a favor.

But, like, what about this is facts?

You knew you weren't invited at one point, and then you got invited.

Now you just know it was Gina who asked if you could come.

Like, it's really not a big deal.

Now, you know, it's Gina who advocated on your behalf, who you've been so mean to the whole weekend.

Like, when Noella and Shannon were, like, just trying to make something happen at the dinner the night before and then the next night, like, keep that thing going versus Gina and Emily.

Like, don't.

Like, seriously, don't.

You think you're doing something?

You're not.

The three of them have had like an extremely intense day.

Where they're at at this dinner is three different people than the dinner before.

So it's like, why do we need to bring up stuff from the dinner last night?

Like, we've, we are on another level.

Shannon, honestly, is so irrelevant.

When she was screaming to be heard because no one was listening to her, I was like, why should they listen to you?

And then she finally got the floor and she didn't say anything about it.

She said like exactly what other people were saying i thought she was going to come with like the solution you know that profound and she just like said more of the same i was like girl bye

no jackie she's so irrelevant like when they were all looking at homes and she like kept getting off the bus and her dress kept like blowing up i kept forgetting she was there like she really

in a very weird way has and i wouldn't have of all the women like this new group merging with the old group if i would have had to guess like who would have fallen through the cracks i might have said like Emily.

I honestly never would have said Gina because Gina's the only one who actually knows Heather from years back.

She's so flipping through the cracks.

She's so,

what did I say?

You said Gina.

You said Gina.

I mean, sorry.

Yeah, I know.

I would have suspected it might have been Emily.

I never would have suspected it would have been Shannon because Shannon has known.

Heather for the longest.

Shannon's like really like the OG of the group now.

And she's just like crazy.

Like she always finds her way into the drama.

She's having the hardest time.

She needs a map.

She cannot find the drama.

Yeah, I feel like she's going to realize this soon and then start like swinging in all directions and actually like becoming the drama, but not in a way that's productive at all.

And I can see herself writing herself off this show because there's just.

Yeah, unintentionally.

Yeah.

And I would be fine with that.

You know, the scene.

The scene with the husbands, which like was giving me nothing.

Like I'm all for husbands becoming main characters.

It works on Jersey.

This was nothing of the sort.

But when like Dr.

Jen found out that like Ryan wasn't invited, I actually felt really bad and it was like super awkward.

But nobody's met Ryan, have they?

Because he doesn't like come to anything because he's

at Heather's book party.

Oh no, he wasn't there.

Yeah.

So like, yeah, no, you're right.

They haven't met him.

The other men have met each other and Ryan is just beyond irrelevant.

Yeah, I agree.

I hate like and their channels are Jersey a lot.

Like when with the husbands and it's not New Jersey and it's not Utah.

No, but the conversations that they're having, like, you know, when are John and Shannon gonna get married?

Why?

Why do they need to get married?

Like, they both have kids, they've both been married for so long.

They had bad divorces.

Like, why can't they just be happy partners who own a home one day?

Like, what is with all this, like, late-in-life marriage?

That's shit, like, 25-year-olds do.

Like, why?

Who needs to be married after all you've been through?

Like, why is it not enough just to be in a good relationship?

I totally Dolores.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, I understand it's a good thing.

Like, those conversations.

Except Gina.

Except Gina.

Like, Gina really, she's in her 30s.

like Gina can and should get married again Gina's not Shannon like the no it's two different conversations

yeah yeah um so yeah it was a cute episode also so I watched watch what happens live it was um

who the fuck was on from oh gina and larsa pippin from miami and i saw the commercial of them coming out I oh the commercial was really awkward I haven't watched Miami yet I haven't watched Miami yet

And I'm going to.

And I just like never, aside from that one episode where she's like fighting with Courtney's friend Sarah when they all go on vacation in Kardashians.

I don't really know Larsa.

I don't think I watched season one of Real Houses of Miami, which was the only season that she was on.

So I just like,

I don't know Larsa, and I just know her now as being like Kim's former friend.

But I was loving her personality and watch what happens next.

I really I'm kind of a Larsis fan.

I need to watch Miami and I'm gonna do that when maybe this weekend or something, just when I want to treat myself to something like

it's amazing everyone's saying the best things about it but I was just like loving Larsa so much she's so cute she was being like funny she was giving like pretty good tea but also like withholding a lot but even when she was like I'm not answering something it was like that's an answer in itself of course like Andy asked about like Kim and Pete Kim Yeah, and I just like really wasn't expecting to kind of fall in love with Larsa and watch what happens because usually it's a place people go like it's hard to come off really well.

Even if you're like the most funny, personable person.

You only get like such small sound bites that it's really hard to make a splash.

And I was just like really impressed with how she just held herself.

And I hope that

I hope that, you know, her and Kim can find their way back to each other.

Well, do you know that Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip is going to start premiering on Bravo like now, episodically, week to week?

So I wonder if they're going to do the same thing with Miami.

I don't know, but they also filmed a Miami reunion already.

No way.

Yeah, so it's the real deal.

Maybe it will come.

Who fucking needs that episodically?

Shit, we've seen on Peacock.

No, I don't understand.

Like, if it's a Peacock original, just leave it on Peacock.

I guess if it's in a time slot that wasn't being taken by anything, and not everybody who has cable has Peacock.

Like, there will be a handful of people who would watch it.

And if there's not anything else they were going to program into it, then what's

downside?

The best part of Teresa Judice last night, no, two nights ago, on Watch What Happens Live was Andy asking her stuff about Ultimate Girls Trip and being like, were you surprised that Cynthia like was really not able to make a connection with any of the women?

And Teresa was like, what are you talking about?

Like she became friends with everyone.

And Andy was like, I'm going to ask you a question.

And like, you have to promise to be honest.

Did you watch the show?

Which was such a good question because what are you talking about?

Literally, the biggest takeaway from the show was that Cynthia like took the biggest loss.

She made no friends.

Her and Kenya broke up.

Like, and, and she was like, yeah, I watched it.

And Andy was like, did you only watch the scenes that you are in?

He, she said, no, but she definitely didn't watch it.

It didn't even occur to to me until Andy asked that.

Yeah, I can't imagine not watching.

And also, of course, you want to watch the scenes that you're in, like, just to see yourself, but wouldn't you want to see the whole thing just to see what was going on in other rooms?

Like, when you watched it, what people are saying about you?

Yeah.

I, I can't, I don't know.

I guess when you've been on TV for so long, like, you really can't be expected to watch everything.

And I think also if you watch everything, like, it really makes you probably like crazy.

Like, for the next season, you're just like constantly thinking, maybe sometimes, maybe in order to be a good reality star, like, you really can't watch.

You just have to live.

It's possible.

It's possible.

Andy also asked Teresa on the post show if her and Louie are getting a prenup.

And it was the most awkward thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life.

It's clear that they haven't had the conversation.

They haven't had the conversation with Gia chiming in from the bar.

It was

really,

it was really painful to see.

Do you think

who do you think has more money?

Tree or Louie?

Tree.

Teresa.

But he has like a real estate company now.

He does.

Yeah.

Frank Itania Jr.

works for him.

Works for Louie.

Oh, okay.

So it's like there's actual work to be done.

Right.

I would still say Teresa.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

So it was a good episode of OC.

That's it for the TV recap, right?

There's nothing on tonight?

Nothing on tonight.

I'll get back to Pole Dark.

And now I'm feeling real high-size of Miami.

I need to see about this Larsa.

Yeah, me too.

You just kind of made me want to, I want to finish my book today.

And also, watch how, like, I'll watch it and she's like the worst villain.

But I don't know.

I just really,

I felt something good.

You have a way of like being drawn to people who everyone hates.

A hundred.

It's like you're thin.

Yeah, no, I, and I, I'm fine with that.

You're just not like other girls.

Not at all.

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