S4 Ep190: High School Musical 4: Monday, November 1st, 2021

Ma, ma, ma.

Good morning, millennials.

Ryan, that's my line.

Sharpe, we're supposed to do it together.

We do everything together.

How sad is that?

Our hopes, our dreams, they're all rolled up into one, Sharpe.

So you are just writing my coattails, Ryan, just admit it.

Never, Sharpe.

We can do this together.

Miss Darbis, what do you think?

I think

that the theater waits for no one, so get the fuck on with it.

It's fair.

Darba spins facts.

Darba speaks facts.

No cap, Darbis.

She really does.

No cap.

Darba speaks facts, by the way.

Always.

You are looking gorgeous, Ryan.

Thank you, Sharpe.

I got a new hat.

Can you give us a little

like where?

Oh, OTD.

Where's all this from?

Bama Rush style.

Yeah.

So my pants I borrowed from my husband because they're the only thing that fits me right now.

This Argyle sweater is gorgeous.

Yes, I did sew this myself.

It's from the costume department.

Right, right, right.

And this hat, Amazon.

So cute.

Thrifty King.

Yeah, Thrifty King.

Everything I'm wearing is designer, because, you know, our dad likes me better.

Recipes.

I wasn't aware you guys had one.

And yeah, I'm just feeling so excited to be here on the morning toast.

I feel like this podcast is really going to launch my career.

Yeah, Sharpe, I think you're a star already.

Born a star.

I agree.

Born a star.

You're going to do amazing things, Sharpe.

And you know what?

You're going to do amazing things too, behind the scenes.

I just, I know you're going to be a great producer and a great stagehand.

And I'm just so excited for this journey for us, really, Ryan.

Family over everything.

But I have dreams of the spotlight, Charpe.

Sure, yeah.

I don't know.

You were at the club this weekend.

Put your hand away.

All right, you guys.

Welcome to Choose to Ween 2021.

That's right.

You've got Ryan.

You've got Sharpe.

Most importantly, Miss Darbis.

You have Darbis.

Darvis is here to keep us in check because, you know, Sharpe,

I don't want to hurt your feelings, but, you know, sometimes you can get a little carried away.

Right, and it's important that we have the theatrical director to keep us both in check.

You know what's so comical?

What?

Is the fact that you're so scared?

You irrelevant ugly, think that you can hurt my feelings.

Like,

that's like saying, you know, well, I know one person who can hurt your feelings.

Darbis, Darby, out of this, this is a family matter.

Read her to filth, Darbis.

Read her to filth.

Troy Bolton can hurt your feelings.

Darbis.

Troy Bolton.

Not cool, Darbis.

New York, I don't even need Troy Bolton.

Him and Gabriella can go run along dancing in fields.

I'm going to Broadway.

I'm going to Hollywood.

How did Sharpei's fabulous adventure go, Sharpei?

It was the Disney Channel original movie year, a movie of the year, okay?

Yeah, that's why you bought out the whole country club so you could spend the summer with Troy Bolton.

Don't bring the country club into this, okay?

You know, that was a really hard period for me, right?

And for you to throw it back in my face shows you're not my true partner.

That was a low, Sharpe.

How much money did you waste?

Sonny would never have done this to share.

Sunny would never have done this to share.

Employed the entire Wildcats just so Troy would talk to you.

Yeah, that's pathetic.

That is something you're talking about.

I don't think it's pathetic, actually.

It's oddly reminiscent of, you know, really strong female heroines in

some of my favorite films and plays.

That's sorry.

I'm such a method actor that I just kind of channeled Juliet of Romeo and Juliet.

You would know nothing about that, Ryan, would you?

I would know.

I think you would.

Thank you.

No, I don't think you would know what it's really like to put yourself out there in a real way.

I do, because Kelsey and I have something special, which is why I borrowed her out.

Where's Kelsey?

She's working on something new for Troy and Gabriella, not for you.

Yeah, no, I'll go see to that.

Yeah.

No, it's some of her best work.

Happy Halloween, right?

Happy Halloween.

Thank you, Carlo, for being here.

Thank you for having me.

I can't lie, I can't recall an episode of The Morning Toast, Halloween, or Otherwise, where I've ever been so uncomfortable in an outfit.

I've never

been sweating.

You look incredible.

You know what?

My wig is like sliding back.

I'm so hot.

Sharpe who?

Evans.

You guys, like, this wig is so tight.

I'm so hot.

No, you look so good.

Blonde is your color.

You think?

Yeah.

I think so too.

And those glasses, Gucci?

Yeah, via Amazon.

Gucci for Amazon.

You know what?

I saw people, I ordered this all a while ago, but I saw people on TikTok who like had dressed up as Sharpe, not obviously as good as us and not as in character.

And everyone got these glasses because when you search pink glasses on Amazon, this is the first that come up and they're so Sharpe.

They really are.

Like I feel like all I needed was the sunglasses.

Everything else, my bow, just an accoutrement.

Yeah, and the wig, of course.

Yeah, the wig that's for a toddler.

It's like sliding off my head.

Speaking of wigs, hey, Darvis.

Hello.

Your hair is looking a little unkempt.

Is everything okay at home?

I had a wild night with Coach Bolton last night.

Is everything okay at home with Mr.

Darbos?

No.

There is no Mr.

Darbis.

There is no Mr.

Darbis.

Not anymore.

Yeah, his name is Mr.

Bolton.

Oh, yeah.

Athanta can't have husbands.

So, um, Theanta is your husband, right?

Theanta is my husband.

Darbis, why am I British now?

Darbis, when are the Spring Musicale auditions?

Auditions will be in the month of March.

Okay.

And callbacks will be in April, and you will not be getting one.

That sounds very Darbis of you.

Actually, yes, it is.

All's equal in the theater.

Everyone gets a callback, Mark.

Well, no, they don't.

Not everyone gets everyone gets an audition.

No, but everyone, like me, gets a callback.

Well, because you're the only one who tries out, usually, except for Troy and Gabriella.

What should we do this year, bro?

For the musicale?

No, for the audition.

I think we should do one of our classics.

Me too.

Bop to the top or

bop to the top.

I'm feeling bop to the top.

Yeah, I'm kind of feeling that too.

It's kind of like a dangerous choice, but

you rehearse.

Yeah, okay.

Darbis, close your ears.

Yeah, we don't want to spoil it for you.

I believe in dreaming, shooting for the stars.

Baby, to be number one, you've got to raise the bar.

Riding on my feet.

Yeah.

Anything that takes the climb.

The ladder of success.

Shift our tails off every day.

Online, Ryan.

Jenny, the competition.

Throw them all away.

Throw them all away.

Yeah, we're going to bop, bop, bop, bop to the top.

Slip and slide and ride that rhythm.

Zip, zip, zone, jump to the one.

Just study ourselves.

Zig, zag, zen, jump to the top.

Right, zip, block,

we'll keep skipping up till the music stops, stop, stop.

Do the bop, bop, bop to the top.

Bop, bara.

Jump ever stop.

Bop.

Bop to the top.

Show some muscle, do the hustle work.

I'm in and turn around.

But I'm away in.

I hot medication.

Oh, God.

Sharpe, I think you're going to be a little bit more.

That's really good.

We need to work on that one.

Yeah, I think you really need to work on that whole thing.

I think I held it down.

I wouldn't agree.

I think you're a little rough around the edges.

Yeah, you know, I think my

wild weekend and it's affecting your voice.

I think my glasses are starting to fog up for how hot it is under my wig.

You can take your glasses off.

We're all friends here, Sharpei.

No, I overslept and I really didn't have a lot of time to do my best Sharpe makeup.

I tried to put put like pink eyeshadow on my lids, and it looks like

I got punched.

Maybe, I mean, maybe somebody had enough of Sharpe's shit, like, and they finally punched her.

Honestly, it looks good.

You look great.

Okay, but like the glasses aren't bothering me, the wing is.

The Sharpe could never.

No, Sharpe could never.

Oh my God.

You know, being Sharpe is a lot of work.

I have a lot of respect for Ashley Tisdale.

Yeah.

No, she gives it all every single day.

She does.

And you know what?

While I'm here, I would just like to show, like, Sharpe in 2021 has been canceled sufficiently.

Well, she was, like, like canceled in 2008.

Then she was resurrected briefly, just as for Sharpe, but now she's been thoroughly canceled once again.

Like, yeah, so I'm now here as kind of the

grown-up version of Sharpe who's had her tweets exposed, who's had her old high school bullying activities exposed on a TikTok.

So I'm just here as like a person who is eating pie, humble pie.

And I'm here to issue an apology.

It's a screenshot on my notes app.

It's pink.

It's scented.

And I just want to say I'm, you know, the person I was when I was a teenager is not currently who I am now.

And who are you now, Sharpei?

I'm a philanthropist.

I'm a lover of

animals and humans.

I'm a thespian.

I love the theater.

I love art.

I love culture.

I don't know.

I've just kind of grown up over the last couple of years.

And I think you guys are going to be really excited for the Sharpei that you're going to see here today.

That's beautiful.

Shut up, Brian.

Shut up.

Seriously.

Like, it's enough already.

I just, I wouldn't support you.

I wouldn't support you.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

You're right.

I talk too much.

I completely agree.

Okay, well, we have a great show for you today.

Per usual, we'll be in and out of character.

You never know when Sharpe's hammer is going to come down on Brian.

Your hat.

Like, it's too much.

I mean, I think it's so fabulous.

Everyone's going to be wearing it next season.

For sure.

Yeah.

Show us your best jazz hands.

You guys, if you're listening to today's podcast, I highly recommend obviously coming over to YouTube.

We're in full costume, and it's tossuin, and we're gonna do our regular episode, obviously.

But we just really can't be helped as thespians ourselves if the Ryan, Sharpe, and Darbis just kind of ooze out of us.

Yeah, because it's who we are at our core.

And it's what happens, you know?

It is what happens.

It's worth mentioning that Jackie and I did fight over who.

We'll not fight.

I was gonna ask how you guys decided.

We both wanted Ryan.

We both wanted to be Ryan.

Even though you would think that, like, Sharpe is the more desirable character, I think that Ryan's a bit more nuanced.

And more dynamic and easy to like get into victim mentality.

Like, nobody wants to be like the big bully, especially me.

Right, that's what I'm saying.

Like, now everyone who thinks I'm mean to like you and bed is just gonna be like, look, she was still getting a Sharpe.

So, obviously, I didn't want to do this.

So, we actually flipped a coin because we neither of us would say that was fair.

Neither of us would back down on it.

And I just really didn't want to be like big, pregnant Sharpe, like big, dope,

big pink.

I do.

I do understand that.

So, I.

So, what do you call me?

I'm a big jump in pink.

Yes.

So is Charpe.

Okay.

That is Charpe.

I'm just saying.

I just feel really comfortable in this outfit.

I think it's more maternity friendly.

I agree.

Agreed.

And so I'm just like living my best life.

Literally.

Call me.

Jazz hands.

Jazz square.

So I also feel weird that we're like

swapped seats.

Yes.

But just Darbis and I are just...

kind of a team, you know?

You always want to stick close to Darbis so you can manipulate her.

I'm positions.

I'm a sneaky brown noser with a not-so-hidden agenda.

It's true.

So now that I'm sitting here, like, should I do the crunch?

Oh, do you want to get into everything?

Do you have anything else to talk about?

No, I mean, just, I had a nice evening with Kelsey last night.

We caught up on Real Housewives, and then she went home to work on her sheet.

And then you did a little jam sesh?

Yeah, we did.

We're always just jamming.

You can't put the jam in the jar.

No, but like, when I think about like some of the time you spend with Kelsey, like, it does make me sad.

Why?

Because I don't know.

I'm just out here living a fabulous life on our father, rest in peace, dime.

And I'm just, you know what I did last night?

I went to a movie premiere and I actually saw Zach Afron.

Do you remember him?

He went to our high school.

Troy.

Yeah.

He's in this new film and he was obviously so excited to see me.

It was really kind of like a beautiful moment, full circle.

He obviously saw the growth in me, you know.

I mean, I really get to talk to him because he like pretended he didn't see me, but I

felt this like spiritual connection to him.

That's good.

That's good that no matter how much like you grow and evolve, like you're still delusional.

Yeah, like that's kind of like part of my brand.

Yeah, that's your hallmark.

You know, I'm really excited to be on this podcast because I really feel like, Ryan, you and I should really start

like working on our social media, you know?

Okay.

I think we can get discovered that way, or at least I can.

Yeah, no, I have some really good ideas and plans.

I think people would want to hear from me and, you know, my take on how I, you know, live my life style.

Sure, Ryan.

Like, how I got this sweater.

Yeah, no, it's.

And I have other sweaters, too.

We believe it.

Are you going to give that sweater to Zach when you're done?

No, I'm going to give it to him.

I don't want to wear that.

Oh, yeah, like that's what the kids are wearing.

Like Emma Chamberlain.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The hat I'm keeping.

Obviously.

No, the hat goes in the Toast Hall of Fame.

Yeah.

No, this hat has changed my life.

No, I know.

Sometimes you put on a piece of clothing that like literally changes the DNA inside of the person.

Like it gives you a whole new perspective.

Is there anything today that's changing your DNA?

I guess these glasses a little bit, but honestly, I know I'm not having the same sort of like moment as you are.

But you know what?

Ryan needs a moment, so

it's fine.

Darvis, are you feeling personally attached to music?

I mean, of course.

Look at my foch.

You look so good.

You do.

Thank you so much.

Thank you for my kimono.

Yeah, I'm going to need that back.

Yeah, no, I don't want it.

No, I'm just.

Jarvis is a savage.

I don't know what you expected.

Jarbis is a savage.

You know, I get a lot of compliments on that.

No, I know.

It just looks different like when you're not wearing it on a beach.

That's true.

That's true.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But when you're wearing it in the theater, everything sparkles.

Right, Darbis.

Right.

That's right.

Oh, so what does this bring musical?

You didn't tell us.

You know, we're still audiaging a lot.

Okay, okay.

I heard this is Darbis the original.

Darbis has become lazy.

She's really kind of slipping up in her own.

I think we're going to do Deer Evan Hansen.

Sounds like Ryan's going to shine.

Oh, my God.

There's no female lead in Deer Evan Hansen.

No.

No, you'll be, what's her name?

The sister.

Laura?

I think.

She's played by a girl named Laura.

I think, wait, Darbis, how do I look?

I'm ready.

Oh, she has her cast on.

All right, let's hear it.

This is an opportunity for Ryan.

Let's hear it.

I can help you workshop, you know?

I'll let you have this one.

on the outside, always looking in.

Will I ever be more than I've always been?

Cause I'm tap, tap.

Shut up, Sharp.

This is my moment.

This is not heartmate.

Waving through a window.

Oh,

can anybody see?

Is anybody waving

back at me?

Oh,

waving,

shut up,

waving

Gorgeous, Ryan.

What do you think, Darvis?

I think it's good.

I think I'm going to shoo in it unless Troy tries out.

He'll really give me a run for my money.

I don't know.

I purposely moved the school decathlon, the basketball team, qualifying game, the Great British Bake Off, and all the other extracurricular activities to the same time as auditions.

So no person can be in two places at once, Ryan.

I did that for you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Okay, here's a plan for today's show, you guys.

We're at the fast five.

We've got some TV recap.

Last night was the finale of Potomac Housewives and then also a new episode of Salt Lake City Housewives, which was both just like, meh.

Big meh.

Big meh, but there's lots of news, lots of things to discuss.

We have a lot to discuss.

Did you get the new Bravo news?

Yes.

Okay.

So let's jump right in

to the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

Gorgeous.

Sharpe adds that wig's not going going to pay.

Oh,

sorry, sorry.

I got so distracted by my wig.

It's so itchy.

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Yeah, for me, that's so nice.

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Yeah, and mine too.

Yeah, no, I think they have a bunch of your hats in a box somewhere in the attic.

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Okay, first story, you guys.

Big news.

I'm still thinking, like, quaking, thinking about it.

We need to discuss.

The theater is quaking.

The theater is quaking.

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson holding hands at Not Scary Farm.

They went on some rides together.

First of all, they were just like together, hanging out.

Which is just weird.

They were a part of a big group, obviously, so it wasn't like a one-on-one date, but obviously, like, there's a lot of people.

Okay, so like there was just like the group photo that was at first shocking.

Then they sat next to each other on the ride.

Like, okay, they held hands and then the picture okay how they got people magazine got that picture that's like taken on the ride i wonder how much they paid the operator for that yeah yeah they're holding hands they look so cute and is there any chance in hell that they are a romantic item yeah i mean

like every like page six is saying they're just friends everyone is saying they're just friends i mean they might just be friends right now but it's obviously like step like a stepping stone no yeah i just feel like two like a uh of age single people don't hold hands on a roller coaster.

You just kissed on TV.

Right.

You don't hold

hands on a roller coaster unless like there's the beginning of feelings.

No, there's definitely something going on.

I don't know if it's going to last forever.

I think this is probably just like Kim's, you know, flinging back into single life, but I think they're definitely going to moan like and spend some time together.

I'm obsessed.

I never would have obsessed.

I never would have put these two together.

I'm obsessed.

Like I'm so obsessed for Kim because it like he's a funny guy.

She'll have fun.

Obviously, he's doing something right with his life.

He literally dates the most prestigious women in town.

And I'm obsessed for Pete because it's like, also, you have to remember, like, he was engaged to Ariana Grande.

Like, you really can't go up from there in life.

You know what?

But I don't really feel like he's gone down at all.

No, he hasn't.

But, like,

now he's hating Kim.

No, and like, now it's just like, let's all take a step back, okay?

Kim?

We have to look at Pete Davidson, who has now, we think, dated Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale.

Phoebe, what was her name?

Oh, Phoebe Bridgeton, Margaret Qually.

Right.

Kaya Gerber ever or no?

Or I just got her confused with Margaret Qually.

Like, they're so similar.

That's a good, that's an interesting thing.

I feel like briefly, but I could be confusing my skinny brunettes.

Okay.

So we have this man who's dated all these women, like literally the most sought-after, gorgeous, rich bachelorettes in the world.

And Pete is just like this funny guy from Staten Island.

Like, it's so, it's so crazy to me.

First of all, I don't know anyone who's ever dated that many eligible women in such a short period of time.

And someone who's just so, like, he's not the, he's not George Clooney.

Like, he's on a TV show.

He's a stand-up comic.

He's from Staten Island.

He still lives in his mom's house.

Like, it's honestly mind-boggling.

It boggles the mind.

No, it's an amazing story.

A true,

it's a hero story.

Yeah.

It's a, it's a happy, happy ending.

Yeah.

No, you love to see it.

I mean, Kim is the most eligible bachelorette in the world.

And I'm really, really here for this.

I hope that it's something.

I mean, or at the very least, that they're going into business together.

Because I would love to see what these two could cook up.

Yeah, that's true.

Maybe they're going to be in a movie together.

And like she's helping him, he's helping her be funny, like learn how to

block cameras.

Yeah, but that's like when you are like working on a project with your crush and

you're like, we should go to Not Scary Farm to work on the project.

That's literally what happened to you and Kelsey.

Like you tricked her to come to your house to see like your collection of keyboards.

Yeah.

And she brought her sheet music and just plots.

Right.

And it was on from there.

So, like, that's why I feel as though, even though it might not be something yet for these two, they could be on the road to love, like me and Kelsey have found.

We're literally

on our way.

Yeah.

I can't believe it, by the way.

When I saw these pictures, it was, I didn't know what I was looking at for this.

It was so shocking that it actually took me some time to understand.

Okay, Kim, Pete, who cares?

Wait, they kiss.

Wait, they're both single.

Wait, they're both like looking.

Wait, they're holding hands.

Right.

It's a journey to get to the final conclusion that like these two might actually end up like

an item.

Not forever, I don't think.

But like it'll be a fun little thing that Kim did on the way to her next relationship.

Mr.

Right Now.

Yes.

Hello.

What do you think counts?

Darbis.

Counselor Darbis.

Miss Darbis is the ultimate counselor.

Wait, that's a great question.

Miss Darbis, what do you do in the summers?

She wraps the summers off.

Yeah.

You know, so you don't volunteer at a theater camp or anything?

I know that I go to some summer camps.

They bring me in as like a guest of honor.

A liaison, yeah.

But besides that, I really, it's where I can just debris from the craziness of you fuckers.

And do Darbis tings?

Yeah, Darbis Tings.

What do Darbis Tings entail?

Darbis Tings entail, I smoke a lot of weed.

Darbis is a pothead, for sure.

And Darbis definitely is a like

sons topless.

Yeah, for sure.

No, she does activate the colours.

I like Taltro, vagina, talent, I like swinger parties.

Is there a Mr.

Darbis?

No.

No.

You killed him?

The theater is your husband.

The theater is Mr.

Darbis.

Would you say that the theater came between Mr.

and Mrs.

Darbis?

There was never a Mr.

Darbis.

Oh, there was never?

No.

The theater was in the way.

Oh, got it.

Okay.

She's married to her work.

I'm sorry to have offended you, Mrs.

Darbis.

It's okay.

You know, I'm probably going to end up being the next Mrs.

Darbis at the rate that I'm going to be.

How are you going?

How's your Mr.

Evans going?

Sharpie.

Those who can't do teach, never forget.

Excuse me, Ryan?

Am I catching a fucking attitude from you, bitch?

Is that...

Wait, did I hear?

A fucking attitude?

Shut the fuck up, Ryan.

Go back to your sheet music.

I'm gonna go back to the auditorium, okay?

Sharpe, I thought you've changed.

I have.

Someone's gonna make a TikTok exposing you for this behavior.

We're being recorded.

You know what?

Villain mentality over here, okay?

This is the villain.

Like, you know, we need a villain origin story about Sharpe.

Like, how did she get this way?

Yeah.

Like the let's do like the year before Gabriella and Troy transferred to

Yeah, what was Sharpe going through?

Right.

and I'm sure Sharpe had to like beat out some seniors when she like the year before who were like putting her down saying Sharpe you're not good enough yeah but then you know you live long enough and the you you become the villain and I think that's what happened to Sharpe I think so too and then like what's going on at the Evans home she could have like used her position of power in the theater to

raise up other voices within the theater and instead she put them down no of course because you want to know why A star is a star and a star will rise and she has rise she is risen she has risen.

Sorry, I didn't want to, I didn't use the wrong tense.

And I'm the star and I just think it's time everyone on this fucking couch got on board.

Well I'm on a different couch so but I'm already on board.

You know I'm Team Sharpe.

Choo choo.

That's right Ryan.

And you know what?

For that small compliment, you can be the stage manager in my next production.

Thanks, Sharpei.

And so I've always dreamed of.

And you can bring that little Kelsey too and have her write me a stellar ballad for the second act.

Kelsey is knocked down for you.

No, I don't.

It really comes between our relationship, not to make it about me.

No, and I think we should talk about how this relationship you found yourself in.

While I am super, super happy for you, it's definitely become toxic for our family.

We've all kind of spoken about it, and we don't think Kelsey's the right fit.

I mean, I know mom and dad really like her, so it's really just you.

No, I actually spoke to mom and dad.

Rest in peace.

And they were basically just saying how they think, this is not my words, it's theirs, that Kelsey's taking advantage of you.

She doesn't actually like you, and she's using you for your money and connections as a songwriter.

Well, at least she's using me.

Okay.

You know, at least someone wants to hang out with me.

So sad.

Okay, are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Big news announced this morning.

A new Bravo Real Housewives franchise is coming in 2022, and it's the Real Housewives of

Dubai.

Bravo is further expanding the Real Housewives franchise with its first international locale, officially greenlighting the Real Housewives of Dubai.

Now, that was a little confusing because there are other Real housewives like Melbourne,

but those are by different production companies.

Like, they kind of like license out the name.

Those they don't air on their own.

And they don't air on American Bravo.

And like, Bravo doesn't claim them.

No, they don't.

It's actually really weird.

I don't really get how that whole thing works.

It is really weird.

This is not that.

No, this is full Andy Cohen approved.

This is full Andy Cohen approved, airing on Bravo, you know, 9-8 Central.

So, Andy said in a press release, everything's bigger in Dubai, and I couldn't be more excited to launch Bravo's first international housewives series in a city I've been fascinated by for years with an outstanding group of friends as our guides.

Caroline Stanberry is rumored to be heavily involved.

Well, that was my next thing.

Like she must be involved and that is so exciting to hear.

The cast has not been revealed yet, but if they're revolving it around Caroline, like I'm so in.

No, and you know what?

Like what do I always say is required for a housewife to be successful?

Money.

And there's literally no shortage of money in Dubai.

And I actually think this is a great selection.

I think it'll be so interesting.

I mean, I think a lot of people wonder about like what it's like in Dubai.

Like from Bravo's perspective, we've seen glimpses of it like on the Real House Lives of Beverly Hills, but to live there must be so interesting.

You have to be so rich.

And I actually cannot wait to see who they choose.

I can't wait to see all the homes, the cars, the bags.

I think it's going to be fabulous.

I give this an A plus.

But you know what?

I do think it's now becoming like...

I think they need to like cancel another.

Oh, I guess they did just cancel Dallas.

Yeah.

Because like it's too much and not all of them are so good.

Yeah.

That like in order for me to keep being like a full-time fan.

They got to whittle it down.

They got to trim the fat.

Yeah.

And that was, I guess, them in Dallas, even though I think there are other franchises that deserve to go before Dallas.

But it's easy to cut off Dallas when it's not an OG franchise.

Like people are so attached to New York and OC, even though they both deserve to be permanently canceled.

Yeah, I agree with everything.

And I think Dubai is going to be really great.

And

it's like so crazy for Caroline Sanberry.

Like she was Ladies of London.

She moved to Dubai.

They stopped the show because there's no ladies in London without Caroline Sanberry.

And it did get really bad.

And And then, no, it was always good.

It would like never had time to get bad.

And now, like, I'm sure this is happening in large part because of her.

100%.

And also, when they announced yesterday that, like, you know, Andy was going to be announcing a new franchise, and I was like racking my brain trying to think about what it could be because I was just thinking U.S., but now this opens up the whole world to Real Housewives franchises.

I mean, the real housewives of Paris, like, that would be sick.

Yeah, I think in New York, I mean, in America, the only thing that would still be good is a real house size of Nashville.

Yeah.

With, like, you know,

country singers, wives.

Yes.

Like, Brittany Aldean and like

Ray Lynn.

Like, well, she's a singer, so she's not too busy.

But, like, yes, singers and wives.

Yes, I agree.

Gwen Stefani could be on it.

I agree.

I don't think that.

I think they live in Oklahoma.

Totally.

I don't think that they'll do it.

Like, I don't think I don't think the women will do it.

Yeah, I don't think they want to open up their lives like that.

No, and they're so rich, like, they don't need it.

And they're so famous in their own circles.

Like, they don't need the the fame or the money, which is why it would be good.

Yeah, agreed.

Well, that's like some very exciting Bravo news for all of us.

Yeah, and did you see I sent you something last night from like a Bravo fan page?

They think they found who out the new friend of Beverly Hills is.

Yeah.

I mean, she was just at a dinner, so she could just be like invited, but she had a house sale for $87 million.

So that's always good.

Yeah, I'm just like not on that level of fandom of like, you know, exploring who showed up to a meal.

Oh.

And for Beverly Hills, I think I am.

Oh, no.

But I'm glad to see that enthusiasm from you, Sharpe.

It's nice to be passionate about things, Brian.

You should try it sometime.

I am passionate about a lot of things.

About something besides your hats.

And Kelsey.

And Kelsey.

And your vest.

Wow, Darbis with the knife.

Darbis with the knife in the library.

No, in the auditorium.

She's just theatre, guys.

Oh, you don't like the word auditorium?

No.

No, that does.

So provincial.

It does dull down what she does.

Yeah.

She doesn't like to be reminded she's in a high school.

In a school.

Right.

Like, literally, Darbis, you're such a thespian.

And then, like, you literally spend all your time in a sweaty auditorium that they also use for the science to capitalize.

I have tenure, so.

Oh, oh.

You know, you should take a sabbatical soon, Darvis.

You work too hard.

Okay.

Do you want to travel, Darvis?

Where do you want to go?

I would love to go to the theater capital of the world.

Broadway.

New York.

I was going to say, like, fucking Kansas.

Oh, yeah, I've heard that the theater scene in Wichita is

unparalleled.

Me too.

So.

Darvis.

No, sorry.

I was going to say, no, No, it's kick up.

Okay.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, because Alec Baldwin is speaking out about the fatal shooting of Helena Hutchins on the Rust set.

I'm sure a lot of you guys have seen this video by now.

And if you haven't, please go watch it because we're just going to talk about the body language of it all.

So Alec and

Hillary.

Hillary.

Hillary.

Hillary are in Vermont, and Paparazzi are like staking them out.

And so they finally, they stopped in the middle of the road to like answer some questions and everything about it was off.

Now, first of all, I think most noticeably was like that Hillary was trying to make it about herself and that really rubbed people the wrong way.

No, it rubbed Alec the wrong way.

Like Alec was not letting her make it about herself.

For me, I thought Alec was unhinged.

I think the whole, I think the concept of these two people stopping in the middle of the road to talk to paparazzi about the death of a young woman is so inappropriate.

And I think like they, the way that they're acting is like literally so disrespectful to her family.

Yeah.

And when I saw the video, I'm like, there's no way this is real.

Like, I can't believe they actually got out and talked to paparazzi about this woman.

Like, and I get that, I think he's so desperate to clear his name because, like, people already hated him.

He wasn't, like, known for being the best guy before this.

And I think that, like, he's worried that people will think that, like, he was responsible.

And I get that for sure.

But I think you have to act with respect and

like dignity towards the person who's like, it's a legal matter.

So, like, shut up.

No one's expecting you to stop on the side of the road and talk to the paparazzi.

If you want to keep walking with your head down, that would be understandable for all of us.

That's something that like a YouTuber does.

So I thought like them speaking about the case at hand was odd.

And I thought the way that he spoke to her was like so rude.

Rude.

But she was being annoying as possible.

I know, but like, still, there's a million cameras.

It's not as if you don't know that you're being watched and like you're going to yell at your wife.

No, obviously, if you're yelling at your wife like that in public, you're yelling at her worse in the house.

No, and if you're yelling at her, not just in public, in front of cameras.

Yeah.

Like it was so like swatting her away like a fly.

A body language expert could literally do like a dissertation on that video.

You would be a body language amateur and you could sum this up.

So I thought that like she was being so annoying because it's obviously not about you and she just like kept trying to get in frame.

Like every time the camera moved, she would move too.

Yeah.

And the way Alec was so dismissive and rude to her, like you don't talk to your wife like that.

Like there's so much to unpack from this video.

And that's...

Just starting conceptually, the fact that they even participated in this video is so disgraceful to me.

And I think that's- Even if they had said every, even if they struck the right tone and said everything was right, I i would have said you know what that's still weird that they're talking to the paparazzi on the side of the road when nobody expects to hear from them right now it's an ongoing criminal matter but the content of the video and what was so surprising to me is like most of the commentary i saw was just about like making fun of hilaria which yes there that's there for sure but like don't insult my intelligence by calling her hilaria seriously

making fun of hilarious um which is definitely an element to the video but like alex behavior is so crazy no you know what?

He's unhinged, and he's obviously been through a traumatic event, so I'm here to give him a little bit of grace.

But I'm just increasingly, and we spoke about this on the podcast on Friday, how he's like tweeting out articles about, I just think his behavior has been so disrespectful and so, like, insane since this incident.

And I just would expect more out of, like, a major celebrity, honestly.

Yeah.

With a publicity.

I've just been through like scandals before.

Right.

Exactly.

Just know what to do.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that video was honestly like the most shocking thing I'd ever seen in my life.

No.

For a multitude of reasons.

I gotta get through the whole thing.

It's painful.

The way he keeps walking away from her to get her out of the camera frame and she keeps walking back into the frame and he yells at her, like shoves her away.

It is truly a marriage story.

Like it's horrible.

Yeah.

And they're both filming and everyone was like, why were they filming?

It's so that like their words wouldn't get taken out of context if someone like edited it.

That makes sense.

But here's the thing.

It's like, no one.

Just let it play out.

Right.

Like you guys are digging your own grave.

You don't need someone else to like edit a video to make you look bad.

You already look bad.

And it's not about things that you're saying.

It's like how you're saying it.

No, they're so fucking toxic.

Like it's crazy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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Okay, our next story.

Celebrity Halloween 2021.

The costumes came out where let's talk about celeb costumes and then also like what everybody else was wearing this year the most popular costume obviously being

Kravis and you know what like since it was so popular I saw so many people who did it so good but like if you just bare minimum did like I'm talking about like celebrities influencers like if you just did the bare minimum like honestly it was like kind of a terrible costume but like do you see Benny Drama of course like that is understanding the assignment like literally I couldn't tell who was Megan and who was Benny Drama like yeah it was so sickeningly done and honestly after I saw his costume anyone else who did MGK or Kravis like meh but Courtney had reposted a lot of people who were them, and there were a lot of like non-famous people who dressed up.

And it was very much like the costume that everyone

was doing.

And

so many people did it so good.

Yeah.

So that's probably most popular.

Also, MGK and Me Gun.

Me Gun Kelly were very popular.

And also like the four of them together was a popular costume.

And then Courtney and Travis themselves, the king and queen of Halloween this year, dressed out as Sid Vicious and Nancy Spongen.

And they also dressed as a movie do you see the picture on danny michelle's instagram yeah but i don't know i didn't know any of the excuse me references i didn't know the reference but then i saw that actually like the movie has a connection to shauna you're lying apparently like that's like their movie that was like the first dance at their wedding was like a song their daughter alabama is like named after that movie it's like a big movie in their relationships really weird yeah

I think like that's you see that like on Instagram no like yeah in the tabloids that's really bizarre.

Yeah.

I mean she's already having like a bad couple weeks.

Yeah.

This might

just be the knife the nail in the coffin.

Right after being eliminated from Dancing with the Stars, like that's not what you want to see.

No, that's Sharna Burgess.

I was just like, what the fuck?

We get confused here at Shanna Moekler and Sharna Burgess because they're both a part of the Me Gun Kelly because Sharna is married dating Brian, who was married to Mee Gun.

And Shanna was married to Travis.

So it's very confusing because they both have the same name and they're both a part of the same force some.

It's really weird.

It is really confusing.

So let's talk about favorite celebrity Halloween costumes.

And also a very successfully done one was Joe and Sophie Turner were

Isabella and Paolo.

Yeah, and so they had another girl with them who was, I think, Isabella, but I didn't see anyone being the sneaky brown noser with a hidden agenda.

Well, that's where you come in.

Yeah.

And Hilary Guff commented and

quaking.

So what were some of your favorite costumes this year?

So by the way, we have have a new Patreon episode up.

We just like shot the shit forever.

Oh, yeah, we did a QA yesterday, but we also just wound up talking about Halloween the whole time who knew there was so much to say about all the different, you know, holiday traditions.

And I gave my dissertation on why I think Halloween is a fat phobic holiday.

And a lot of people really just kind of rallied around me.

Just one.

Happy free.

And we saw one person.

Just one.

I agree.

But, like, no one's going to tell you.

One's all you need.

One is.

One is all you need to start a movement.

I see you.

Oh, so favorite Halloween costumes.

I said this on on the Patreon.

I thought that Lil Maz X dressing as the guy from Ned C classified was hilarious.

Niche reference.

I thought it was great.

I loved it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Snatchler.

I can't think of one celebrity right now.

Lizzo did baby Yoda.

She looked really cute.

A lot.

So the popular costumes were like squid games, also.

Yeah.

Queen's Gambit.

Ryan Seacress.

So honestly, my number one was Kikinan.

Agreed.

Agreed.

She is Anium.

She is Ani Taylor Joy.

And she literally, like her fucking chess purse.

Yeah.

everything.

Keep the chest.

Kill the chess headband.

Yeah, and if you're going to do Queen's Gambit, like it has to be premium because Beth Harmon is such a premium girly.

I agree.

But also Ryan Seacress and Kelly Ripper both dressed up as Queen's Gambit and they actually did a pretty good job.

Did they job?

Yeah, I'll show you a picture.

And I agree.

Kits was...

Kits was really good.

As someone who was just like home all weekend watching the costumes come in, it was really fun.

A lot of people were Ted Lasso.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Which

we don't watch.

I just feel like a lot of people, what they do for Halloween is, like, especially like influencers and celebrities, like, they do the most basic outfit, but because they have money, they throw money at the problem.

And it's like crazy hair, crazy makeup, and they just do like a devil to the nth degree.

Yeah.

No, or they'll do like a really niche pop culture reference and post like an Instagram side-by-side of like what they're supposed to be.

And I just think if you have to post a side-by-step

and I didn't know before, it's not a good costume.

Yeah, or and also what a lot of people did, especially this year, is like, get dressed up, do like a full-blown photo shoot, sketch, TikTok, Hailey Bieber.

Hailey Bieber was

britney spears she looked just like her yeah she looked really great and she like did all these different looks it's like she did these photo shoots i don't think she went trigger treating in the outfits like no i think she probably did the photo shoot like a month ago no it's like halloween is just as much for instagram as it is for yeah like everything and you know kylie was very low-key she just posted she like dressed as a cat and she just went trigger-treating stormy i bet trigger-treating in hidden hills is like so sickening you definitely get like a whole ass you get like ipads like a cake yeah at one house yeah a box of krispy cream at another.

And it's just like every house you go to is another like billionaire either megastar or like Tech Mogul.

Yeah.

Great place to network.

Yeah.

No, they definitely give out full-size candy bars.

Like not

does.

Oh, obviously not.

Ew.

Do you think that there's any toaster who lives in Hidden Hills who would like invite us to her home?

Not invite us to her home, but is listening and saying good luck.

Yeah.

And if you do, send us a message.

Let us know what it's like.

I won't share your name.

I'm so curious.

Let us know what they give out on Halloween.

Yeah.

Definitely full-size.

I feel like they just give away big bags, you know, like of, they don't even open from the grocery store.

Everyone gets like their own mixed bags.

It's like, you know, specialty items from Dylan's candy bar.

Like very orderly.

Artisanal.

Yeah, they're ordering from Gold Belly.

We know that Courtney Kardashian is giving out sugar-free candy.

Organic.

Always.

Do you ever see, remember that episode?

It's a Candyland party.

Yes.

Yeah.

So she's giving out sugar-free.

Travis is also like sugar-free, gluten-free.

I don't think so.

I think he is now.

I do think that they're very simpatico on lifestyle choices.

On lifestyle choices.

I don't think they've had to make hard decisions between the two of us.

Have you and Kelsey had to make any hard decisions?

Well, yeah, because Kelsey's gluten-free, and I just don't understand why she would cut that out of her life.

Trouble in paradise.

But I'm supportive, because that's me.

I've learned how to be supportive from being your brother.

That felt like an insult.

I'm constantly supporting you.

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

I mean, lofty dreams.

It's never going to come to you.

Not when you're scheming behind my back with all the nerds from the drama department and the basketball team.

Sometimes you need to learn something the hard way, Sharpe.

And me contributing to their scheme made you learn it faster, quicker, and I think more painlessly.

You're welcome.

I don't really think that was the case.

I think you were trying to impress Kelsey and/or Corbin Blue.

His name I can't remember.

Trad.

Chad.

But also, between you and me and Gabriella was like all over me that summer.

I completely agree.

I heard all about it.

Am I?

You did?

Miss Darvis wasn't in the second movie.

She just let us out.

What a disgrace.

Oh, summer.

Summer.

They should have invited Darbis to the talent show as well.

And to be the director of the talent show.

That was a mess.

She's the best character.

She got no love.

I know, but she does love.

But she got all the love during high school musical three.

Yeah.

When

Troy was having his mental breakdown, you know, walking on walls in the high school.

Oh, yeah, walking on walls.

Yeah, yeah.

So like Gabriella was coming for me.

I was like, Troy who?

Yeah, sure, Ryan.

Call me Gabs.

If things don't work out with Kelsey, who knows?

No, did you hear what...

Are we living in like a post-high school

Ryan and Sharpe or like a current?

We're living like High School Musical 3 has rapped and like we're like stuck like in the society.

We're stuck in a time warp.

Okay, okay.

I'm just like not sure.

Like am I living in an apartment in New York going for auditions?

You're not 30 years old, Sharpe.

Oh, okay.

I'm not 30.

Okay.

Sharpe is they're older than you, Claudia.

Okay.

I just thought you were like trying to call me 30.

No, no.

Okay.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

What were you going to say?

Nothing.

I was working.

Living in an apartment in New York.

Oh, Oh, yeah.

So I'm like, is Sharpe like living in a 2021 apartment, like trying to go on auditions for Broadway?

Or

she just left graduation?

Do you think that's where Sharpe would be?

She just left graduation for this show, but do you think that's where Sharpa Hay would be now?

How many years really is it?

She's actually 30 because when we were, she was older than me.

High School Musical 3 came out in 2008.

I remember it's 20.

She graduated high school in 2008.

Right.

That person is 30.

October 24th, 2008.

Okay.

All right.

Darbis.

Steel trap.

Okay, so she's she's like a little over 30, actually.

I'm 28.

I graduated high school in 2010.

I'm a little young for my age, though, but

by a female.

Okay, so it's.

She's 30.

She just celebrated her 30th birthday.

She had a really sad.

So it's like 13 years.

Post.

Not 13, like short.

Okay, whatever.

It's 30.

I'm 30.

Accepted Sharpe.

So I'm a 30-year-old Sharpe.

I bet probably after high school, I moved to New York.

Did the New York thing.

Did the New York thing, like, maybe got like one job on like an off-Broadway show in the chorus line.

Like,

and then I'm like, so sorry to tell you, but she went to University of Albuquerque.

Oh, in Sharpei ever after?

No, no, no, at the end of high school musical three.

Yeah, she stayed on at the theater department at East High and then also went to University of Albuquerque because Ryan was the one who got the scholarship to Juilliard.

Once again, taking things from me.

Yeah, so I guess like she probably would now really be like the next Miss Darbis.

That's like the whole cycle.

Pray for the campers.

No, literally.

But she's grown and she's changed.

I'm sure Miss Jarbis, you know, when she was 25, wasn't like a gem.

I'm sure she was.

Jarbis has been an old soul from the job.

That's true.

So wise.

Always, constantly.

Okay, are you ready for our final story?

Already?

And final story.

I got this, Ryan.

Why don't you just manage the stage?

It's the final story.

Shut up, Ryan.

This is my line.

Sharpe, those pipes.

Damn, girl.

Thanks, Ryan.

You know, we should really use our powers for good together and like just really take over this world.

That's what I've been trying to say, Sharpe.

I've been here for you the whole time.

And I just need you to like understand a few things.

Like,

it's about me.

Right, who else could it be about?

You just need to back the fuck up, okay?

You're constantly, like, trying to stay on my spotlight.

Like, you're so jealous.

I don't even like light.

Just seriously, like, why don't you just

sachet over there?

Okay.

Thanks.

We're better together than we are apart.

Agreed, Sharpe.

Agreed.

Now, get back to your computer and write me a song.

Can I sachet back over to you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thanks, Queen.

I feel like Ryan would probably end up going to Juilliard, like, become successful as, like, a producer, songwriter, composer, and, like, end up like a judge on, like, RuPaul's Drag Race.

Like, no, and like, Ryan would always be trying to, like, help Sharpei.

Like, you know, I'm doing this new show.

Like, come in.

Okay, I could only get you the part of, you know, stage hand.

Right.

Like, the roles reversed.

When Ryan's on top, he's gracious.

That's actually so true.

That's how it would go.

That's how life goes.

Literally, what happened to Baby Jane?

You ever see that movie?

No.

I never finished it, but basically, like, baby jane

that's like a whole thing but all right i'll tell you so baby jane was like this movie star when she was a baby and like the parents were obsessed with baby jane but baby jane had a sister and like they didn't care about the sister because baby jane was like making all this money the sister became like evil because her parents were so fucking mean to her and they didn't care about her because she wasn't baby jane so when they grew up Also, then baby Jane was in an accident and like everything was over for her and I'm pretty sure I never finished the movie, but I'm pretty sure the sister was behind it.

So when they grow up, baby Jane is in a a wheelchair.

They're like old women now living in a house together off of baby Jane's money but the evil sister who became evil because her parents were so mean to her like she like locks her in

like a cabinet you know like she's so mean to her she locks her in her room she locks her in the attic so and she's in a wheelchair so she can't help herself and she's just like waiting for her mean older sister to come so it's like when baby jane was on top she was very nice to her sister but when then baby jane was on bottom and the other bitch was on top she was evil oh sounds like the kitchen front does it i was thinking that too that's the book for the redheads that we are recording the new episode of The Redheads tonight.

So if you'd run along with us, yes, email theredheadsbookclub at gmail.com with your questions.

Snitch and I just finished The Kitchen Front by Jennifer Ryan.

It's a historical fiction book with a lot of strong female characters.

And I have a lot to say about the book.

So

I don't want to save my opinions.

Now,

Sharpei, we're working.

Sorry.

My social media is just popping off.

I just hit a thousand followers.

How sad for you.

Gabriella has a million.

Ryan, you're being like a bitch.

I'm just trying to keep things in perspective, Jarvey.

What's the fifth story, bitch?

Real Houses of Beverly Hill star Doreet Hemsley says she's feeling blessed for her family's safety after the home invasion.

Dorit is speaking out.

She took to Instagram and posted a statement on Saturday saying, As you all know by now, I've been through a terrifying ordeal, one that no parent or person should ever have to experience.

I've received so many messages of love and support, and I thank you all from the bottom of my heart.

It's truly overwhelming.

She said, My kids are unaware of what happened.

They slept through it, and I thank God for keeping my kids and myself from being physically harmed, but that she's just trying to get back to normal life for her.

Right, because her kids don't know that something major happened.

Something major traumatic happened.

So, like, even the rest of the weekend, they dressed up for Halloween.

Good.

I think they're back to filming Real House Eyes of Beverly Hills.

Just like in that TikTok you sent me, there was a meal

that they all got together for.

So I think Darit's just like throwing herself back into normal life, mostly probably for her kids and also to move on from it.

So I'm just.

I think that's probably the best thing to do.

Like, you don't want to spook the kids

But I will say like and I don't know why it's bothering me so much like people who are just like doubting that she went through this and saying it's an insurance scam or it's a storyline

I think they see her getting back to life so quickly and they're like look she's not even traumatized but it's like when you have kids and like you go through something traumatic even if you don't have kids like you just have to get up and like keep going so like that's what you do that's what you do in life and but especially if her kids if they really saw it and they really didn't know like she's not gonna be the one to shake things up and you know what that's really a blessing like for real that they didn't even wake up like it's amazing yeah And I'm sure she's would prefer it that way.

I'm sure she'd prefer it didn't happen at all, but you know what I mean?

Yeah, I agree.

So glad to hear from her and to hear that the family is doing as well as possible.

Yeah,

I'm a team Jared on this, and I really will not tolerate any slander, like doubting people's trauma.

It really bothers me.

I would agree with you, Sharpe.

Girlie.

Wow.

Finally.

You have my back.

Charpe, you're like gaslighting me.

No, you were like so fucking phony to my face.

And then you run around with Troy, Gabriella, Chad, Zeke.

Yes, see?

You're the one who

knew.

Literally, like you were the one fucking gaslighting me.

At least I own who I am.

Like, yes, I'm a bitch.

I'm a star.

I am that bitch.

And you like run around being like, oh, my God, I'm just like the poor little victim, little composer boy.

Like me and Kelsey, we're the victims.

But you're not, because you're nice to my fucking face.

And then you betray me.

You betray your own sister.

Well, Sharpe, if you really want to go there after years of being knocked down by you, told I'm not good enough, that I'll never

be more than a stage hanger.

Never happened.

I'm starting to find my voice, Sharpe.

Good for you.

I'm sure you don't like how it sounds.

No, I think it's fine.

I'm going to sing to my own tune, girly girl.

No, we think that's great, Ryan.

Seriously.

You can take your new attitude and shove it right up your hairy ass.

Ryan's ass is like so

pristine.

Totally.

It's not hairy at all.

He's like a very maintained person.

Yeah.

His nails are always done.

Yeah.

He doesn't let it slip.

No.

I mean, he would have his pants hemmed, but

that's just Ryan.

Yeah, Ryan Tings.

Ryan Tings.

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I was just going to say something, Margo, is this like the first episode of the Morning Toast you've like listened to in full in like years?

Yeah, I was thinking about that.

Like when you did the final countdown song, I obviously know about it because you guys like post about it and people

that I've never no, well, what do you guys post the clips on Instagram?

I always watch those.

You should do that more.

We're getting in trouble from a star.

Yeah, like, but so what do you think, now that you're sitting here like listening to the show live, like, what do you think?

No, I think it's hilarious.

I've never not.

It's just not hilarious.

And I've never seen it.

I'm just really not like a podcast girl.

Yeah, no, we have a web show too.

That's true.

What I do listen, I watch.

I don't know.

Me too.

Me too.

We talked about that yesterday.

Yeah, this podcast episode we did yesterday was actually like just a really fabulous episode.

It was fucking hysterical.

We were doing general Q ⁇ A, so we took some questions, but we mostly were just like, couldn't shut the fuck up the whole time.

That's so crazy.

We were talking about, oh, you know what?

I want to ask you a question that we were asked.

Yes, it's the best question.

What's the most embarrassing part about being an influencer?

Do you have answers?

I'll tell you what we said, and then

maybe that'll inspire.

But for me, it's like when you go to an event and like you're working, like you're there to like take pictures, but like

I never like travel with like an assistant or a photographer or anyone really.

And usually I'm just like going to work.

And so like having to get someone there to like take a picture of me.

Or it's like, maybe I would bring Zach, but like I don't want him to even like see me in that situation, you know, and like see me at a low.

And like when he needs to take pictures of me in public, like it's so embarrassing.

And he doesn't do anything to make me feel more comfortable.

Yeah.

Like do this or like that looks great.

Like he's just like, you're not going to like

that's mean.

so um i would say that's like the most embarrassing we cited a few hysterical examples yeah what's your least or like least favorite thing most embarrassing thing um about the influencer lifestyle most embarrassing thing like when you go on your influencer plate dates or like you go to so many like influencers just like ting but it's like that's not bad because we're all in the same boat so like everyone's taking photos for each other sort of thing and they're all good at taking photos yeah no exactly I think it's like that's a good one but also like I find like the just like even though I do it all the the time so it's shocking like storying like in the back of an Uber or like speaking like in you know what I mean like fully in public like that's really hard like when I do my weather reports and everyone's just like staring at me down the street

That's rough.

No, that's painful.

Yeah, it's painful.

Probably that you do it for the craft.

Yeah, of course.

And it's become really the highlight of my day.

It's the first thing I watch.

Yeah, so many people tell me that they don't even check the weather app.

I don't.

You are the weather app.

You should launch a weather app.

Yeah.

And it's just like telling people to.

But then like I have to get like all this data.

No, but then it's just like telling people what to wear.

Like, you could tell me it's 60 degrees.

I'm like, like okay what does that mean pants or shorts right what kind of coat right a coat at all

it's good pre-season

yeah yeah

it's so itchy

okay TV recap the Potomac finale was on last night and honestly it was so stupid everyone was acting like a child we got to see Karen's 25th wedding anniversary party it was so nice and everyone kept making a big deal of the stairs because they just cannot leave Karen alone but the event seemed really pretty I think it was really cool that Macy Gray was there and I have to assume that they've been friends for four years like Macy Gray watched the show and that's how they met, right?

Yeah, like she got, they became friends like once Karen became, you know, household queen.

The whole thing was just like so odd to me.

I feel like typically when they do bower neurals, it's like on Bravo shows, you know, they go to a hotel.

It's like a whole weekend and there's like all these things.

Like it was just like thrown at the end of the episode.

It was seriously like in like a staged like production room.

And if it was anybody else's event, like we would be roasting it, ripping it to shreds.

But because it was Karen, it was gorgeous.

It was really

the most stunning event I'd ever seen.

My favorite part was that like, the outside of the building, like,

I'm assuming.

And then you walked in into this most beautiful affair.

Agreed 100%.

Karen has, like, just so many friends in her life.

Like, it was a real event.

Like, there were people there who were really celebrating their vow renewal.

And Karen's sister looks just like her.

It's crazy.

Yeah.

I couldn't stop thinking that.

So it was, but the whole, it was just a weird way to end the season.

Yeah, like off the backs of this fight between the men.

Like, no one even cares.

We haven't even spoken about the fight between Chris and Michael from last season.

Like, nobody cares.

Yeah, and I didn't realize everyone was waiting for Michael Darby to show up all season.

And he's

and when Mia said like he exists, it's like, no, that's not like a thing, a thing about Michael Darby.

Like he's so elusive.

It's like, no, he actually needs to make himself scarce because every time he shows up, he gets himself into trouble.

No, a hundred percent.

And I thought the fight between the boys was so stupid.

And then when Candace got involved, it just like, it wasn't even, it was so a conversation not worth having.

Like, they don't need to work it out.

Of course, Michael and Chris are not going to be friends.

Literally, Candace called his wife who just had a baby wide.

Like, why would why would- that's not even the worst thing she's ever no of course not like why would Michael be friends with Chris and Candace for one fucking second?

Like yeah.

Why are we trying to make this friendship happen?

It's not meant to happen.

Yeah.

It was and suddenly Juan is like so invested in anything when he can't even like he's any more invested in the fight between Michael and Chris than he is with like anything going on in his own personal life.

No, I agree and I just really love Michael and Juan's friendship.

I really do.

Me too.

It's hysterical.

I think it's really cute.

And it's cute how they went on the double date And I just, it's, it's something unexpected.

Yeah, and I think with that whole Robin and Juan thing, I think, like,

I mean, because I'm thinking, I'm like, why is he like being such a baby about her talking about this?

And I don't think that he's necessarily mad that she's talking about it.

I think he's mad that she's talking about it on camera.

Yeah, and it's just like this narrative, again, that like

was like a deadbeat dad.

Yeah, and which is all true.

And like, he wasn't a good

partner when they were first married.

But like, and that's why they divorced.

And it's either Tabula Rasa or it's not.

Yeah, no, and I think that's probably what a therapist would say to them.

I was thinking, like, of course, like, it's clear Robin has like trauma from the time that they were like, so.

As she should, but then like, you know,

Brian, this is a nice place.

Please don't put your feet on the ground.

You're pregnant.

Brian, you're pregnant?

Yes, everyone.

It's Kelsey's?

Never telling.

It's Troy's.

No.

I

like I understand if Robin is still upset about those things, but then she shouldn't be remarrying Juan.

Like, then she she should.

They still have things to work through.

She should tabularize it with someone else.

100%.

You know, but if you're going to be with this man and you're going to marry him again, you have to get on.

And you have to be thinking about starting, like, with a new baby.

Like, they have to work some shit out.

Yeah.

No, they can't be bringing in this old stuff.

You know, Giselle has really cooled the jets on Karen Huger, even though she did drop, like, a bomb yesterday saying, like, that's why Karen's always DMing people because her and Ray are just friends.

Hmm.

Do you remember that?

She said that on the show?

Yeah, in her commentary.

Because the the guy who was doing the ceremony was basically like, friendship, friendship, friendship, friendship.

And Giselle in her commentary was like, this guy's talking a lot about friendship.

Maybe, like, is that why Giselle is, I mean, is that why Karen is constantly DMing people?

Like, because her and Ray are just friends?

I obviously wasn't paying attention.

And that, like,

if Karen, if Karen and Ray, after how many years of marriage, 25 years of marriage, are at a place where they're like just friends and maybe they got a little something on the side, like, and it works for them,

then it works for them.

Then it works for them.

Then it works for me.

All in all, it was like not this climax.

There was really no, nothing there.

Yeah, I agree.

That's the whole season just like fizzled out.

Yeah, but the reunion does look really good.

The reunion looks so good.

First of all, they all look amazing.

They were all inspired by you, Sharpe.

Literally.

Pink queens, they look beautiful.

Nikki Minaj is there.

I'm so excited.

I can't believe it.

And it really feels like it's going to be a great reunion.

And you know what?

When you look at the production value, the budget, the set of that reunion versus the Beverly Hills one,

why are they so different?

Well, no, just the size of the couch.

Yeah.

Someone.

No, but also the grand, like the opulence.

It really feels like there's a completely different level of Beverly Hills and Potomac.

Like just comparing the reunions.

Oh, I didn't get that vibe.

I just think someone like mismeasured the couch.

And that's all there is.

The couch, I also think like the outfits, like they all, when you saw them from the side, they all have like trains going down.

Like, I don't know.

I just feel like it's, it looks way better.

Yeah.

I think it's just like

they're all on Beverly Hills, like, wearing different shit.

Like, well, usually.

There's a color.

Yeah, but I feel like you can't tell the real house size of Beverly Hills, like, to all look the same.

I guess in Potomac, it was white, it was yellow.

Like, they always get a color.

I think it looks great.

And I think it works for them, and they need that structure.

Yeah, maybe.

But I don't think you're right.

You can tell the Beverly Hills housewives what to wear.

But they do all look like a Michigas.

No, and they

the looks aren't great.

And actually, Andy asked someone

when Tayshia was on Watch What Happens Live, he was like, who's your favorite best dress for Real House Size of Beverly Hills?

He was like, the fans are like not feeling the looks.

And when I like reflected, I was like, yeah.

Now, think about the dress that Erica Jane is wearing to this reunion.

Like literally a tiny little pink short mini dress.

Then look at literally any of the women from Potomac.

They're literally wearing gowns with trains.

Like you would wear it to like a royal wedding.

Yeah.

How are these two the same?

I mean, they're not.

They're not.

So I don't even, I think my best dress, though, probably for Beverly Hills would be Lisa Rena.

Because I thought that her outfit was interesting and cool.

Yeah, no.

I can't.

So who's your best best dressed?

I don't know.

I don't even remember what literally any of them are wearing.

I'll watch again tonight.

Maybe Garcelle?

No, actually, her dress was like a little mother of the bride.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I have to look.

I don't remember, but I.

Sudden looks cute.

They all look cute.

They all look like they're going out to dinner.

They look funny.

They all get so dressed up for a night out in Beverly Hills for a dinner.

More dressed up than the reunion.

Yeah.

Like when they all showed up to Dorita's that first party, because she did like a black tie party, that's what they all should be wearing to the reunion.

Yeah, and I just like will never get over that wasted Gucci outfit that Dorit wore in Palm Springs, like just for dinner in the house like head-to-toe Gucci like tights all like sparkle sequence like she should be wearing that at the reunion.

100%.

Okay, let's talk about Real House Diesel Salt Lake City.

Also boring.

There was like that really

okay, so the thing is is like I'm really growing Lisa is really growing on me.

But then she does things that like take 10 steps backwards because I really do feel like a lot of the women are misunderstanding her.

Like I think that that fight with in the limo with Mary was not her fault.

Like Mary was just on one.

Because

then Jenny,

She was even like, when she first said it, it was

Heather brought it up.

Like, it warms your ovary.

She's like, she was testing

Heather first and then with Lisa.

Mary was like, I usually really like Mary.

I just felt like she was 100% wrong.

She woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

And I can move on from that, but like, we don't need to go into the depths of Googling.

No, and you know what?

When it comes to the catering thing, like, I don't think Lisa was responsible.

And I think when she said, like, I would never get in the way of like an LGBTQ event, like, I actually really believed her.

Me too.

So I'm like, you know what?

I think this bitch is misunderstood.

I think people think she's calculated, but she's actually, like, not.

But then she goes and pulls that shit where she invited that guy from Mary's church, obviously, to go talk to Meredith.

He was being an amazing actor.

The whole thing was set up.

And so it's like, well, is Lisa this like manipulative, calculating, you know, chess player or is she not?

Yeah, I didn't understand that event.

So the way that I was feeling in last night's episode is like Lisa does a lot of things that, you know, she's playing chess and she's probably not right in every situation, but I'm just like really digging her right now.

I can't, there's no rhyme or reason.

I agree.

And especially like, and last season I was like all about Whitney and Heather and even the flashback to Lisa saying like your wardrobe is like a little Utah like you could step it up.

That was mean.

Yeah, no, it was mean.

And that's really how they got off on the wrong foot.

And so I understand why last season, like I was just not here for Lisa.

And I also misunderstood her.

I thought Lisa was like,

so when I was watching the show, I thought she was like kind of of shy because of the tone of her voice.

Like, I thought she was like quieter, but then we saw her watch What Happens Live, and she seemed really thirsty.

So I was like, okay, so everything that she does on the show is performative.

Is performative.

But now I'm understanding her better.

And it's like, no, she's not shy nor exceedingly thirsty.

She just is who she is and she's just not apologizing

for that.

And she's a little beachy.

I think the vibe that I got from her the first season was that like she was in like a different social group than all the women and she was in like a cooler group like she hangs with Rach Parcell.

and i think that she like looked down on that's how i felt i felt like she was looking down on the women from a social perspective i felt like in the first season she was like trying to be like so coy about everything you know and like she's so cool the shy like meredith's like you know sidekick friend who's also gonna stab you like and so i didn't understand her and now that i feel like i do understand her and i feel like the reunion helped me understand her more where it's like no she's not desperate to like be loved by everyone otherwise she would have apologized for everything and moved on and just switched gears and been like oh that didn't work let me try something else right so now that i get her a little bit more and I felt like I did like her approach to Whitney, just being like, let's fucking move forward.

I mean, we could go.

Yeah, I could apologize for all the times I said you had bad style and you weren't that cool or anything that sort.

Or we could just start anew.

And I feel like Whitney in her confessionals, like, she can't.

She's shady.

She's obsessed with Whitney.

With Lisa.

Like, obsessed.

And also, like, Lisa, I'm sorry, she is so fabulous.

I know.

Like, every time.

It's hard to dislike her, like, when she's going to Wendy's.

When she's showing up with these looks, like, every time she steps out of the car, she just, like, she's incredible.

And And you know what?

It's not like

everything she wears is so interesting.

It's only like roller skating with that lipstick on.

Yeah.

And it's just, there's two sides.

Yeah.

And I'm not choosing that lipstick.

No, I know.

I agree.

And you know what?

I do feel like they're taking a really long time to get to this gen shop thing because I think next week they get on the bus, but I don't think it really happens till the week after.

It's gonna, yeah, but I'm so glad the bus is next week.

I took enough already.

I'm ready.

I forgot that that's what's waiting for us.

So I am very excited that the ball is moving in that direction.

And also, and that Lisa is already starting to like dislike Jen.

But why didn't she invite jen to fresh wolf she invited anyone who like supported fresh wolf yeah and jen literally showed up to the photo shoot photo

yeah with wolves i don't know i think lisa's line of thinking was that like jen was mad at her for bringing up the guy who recorded her

and she didn't want to like have jen honestly like even if i was friends with jen i would never invite her to something that my kids like were like passionate about she ruins everything like she throws glasses like she's not really a well-behaved person.

Yeah, but you know what?

In the last few episodes, and I mean, like, obviously I'll be eating know it's next week.

In the last few episodes, she's been bothering me last.

She's really reformed.

Uh-huh, I know.

And you know, like, even next week, they,

she's going at it with someone.

She's like, how many times do I have to apologize?

And you know what?

I'm like, yeah, like, she really has.

Yeah.

Like, obviously, when it comes down to the, and, you know, the fraud, I'm completely not.

It all starts fresh, but I'm watching it, like, you know, in real time.

Yeah.

And it's like, she's actually acting quite normal.

Yeah.

So yeah, both episodes last night were not like great housewives.

It was like kind of boring.

Yeah, but I know we're in for it with Salt Lake City, so I'm fine to wait.

And I just like love, I just love the franchise, the looks, like them tubing.

Like, what a fun day.

I mean, Angie on top of a suit and like everything in the same colour.

She looks so great.

She looks so great.

Like, I just imagine literally having to have a whole wardrobe.

Like, and you use it quite frequently.

I feel like you ski like many times.

Like.

Yeah, it's you're really.

When they're like, they want to go hang out, catch up, like, they go skiing.

Yeah, it's crazy.

Or they sit on the side of a mountain like and have a drink.

It's so fun.

Yeah.

How do the cameras like do that?

I don't know.

The cameras like ski with them.

Yeah, they do.

That's crazy.

It must be fun for the camera.

I'm sure they like every, you know, in any show, like, most people, it's like half the people could probably ski.

Yeah.

So they're like, let's do it.

Maybe they should have like GoPros or some shit.

Yeah.

Yeah, they definitely have like both.

So yeah.

Tomorrow we will recap succession.

Yes.

Because we didn't want to watch it last night.

Like there was so many households.

We want to enjoy it.

Yes.

I want to take my time.

I didn't want to be like up late like speeding through it.

Yeah, exactly.

And same with curb.

I actually watched Curb.

It was so bad.

And I'm actually was thinking, like, I wanted to talk about like how disappointed I am.

Oh, wow.

Because literally, I know when there's essentially Curb is like a very,

it's like a dry humor show that's really at the end of the day, like a commentary on social

interactions, the culture, the zeitgeist.

Like, it's really like a really interesting commentary on like the way we live.

And to think that the way we've been living for the last 18 months is not even addressed in the show is so disappointing.

And I never thought I'd say that.

I fucking hate when people talk about COVID.

It's bad.

I hate that.

But it's hilarious.

No, but last, before COVID, Curb ended like series finale.

And then Larry said he was bringing it back.

In COVID, he said he was bringing it back because, like, Larry hits.

I hate what you talk about.

Because it's like Larry and COVID.

Larry probably hates wearing masks.

Yeah.

So I agree with you.

I mean, I haven't seen that.

It's not funny.

Literally nothing happened.

There's no COVID.

Like, there's nothing.

Still with the stupid Netflix show.

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, yeah, that's our show.

Well, really, my show.

It's the Sharpe show.

Thank you all so much for coming to my show.

And Ryan, you know, thank you for being here.

You're welcome.

I mean, I just love to support you and also undercut you and backspace.

And manipulate me.

Yeah.

Yep.

And gaslight me.

I'm the real victim here.

That too.

Yeah.

I think we should lead him out with a song, Sharpe.

What do you think?

Yes, but before we do, Darbis, thank you so much for being here.

We know how busy you are just putting on the spring.

Musicale, running the theater.

You thought our little show was something.

You didn't.

No, it's something.

What do you give?

What do you give our production value over here, Darbis?

Production value is better than mine.

Better what?

Better than mine.

Yeah, of course.

I don't know.

That HSM3 set was something.

Well, that's when we had real movie theater budget.

Yeah,

on October 24th, 2008.

Yeah.

What

song should we...

Well, you could go out with one of yours, you know, Fabulous.

That's a great song that you wrote that I wrote, yeah.

Wrote for you.

How does this start?

Life Guards.

Ice

Corpette, you're tweaking.

Or the other one, the one from Broadway.

Don't you want it?

Can't you see it?

Imagine?

Imagine having everything we ever dreamed.

Don't you want it?

Meh.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Can't you see it?

Kind of.

Imagine first audition after college, I get the lead.

Apart from me.

Well, of course.

You gotta believe it.

You and I, all the fame.

Jar Pay, what's his name?

Sounds exciting.

Inviting.

Let's do it then.

That's all I know.

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