S4 Ep177: Tabula Rasa: Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Good morning Millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy hump day!

That's right.

It's hump day.

Dew is here.

Jackie's here.

I'm here.

Lil Camper's here.

We're all fucking here.

We're all fucking here.

I'm here too.

I'd like to see how long you can go before I can get a word in.

And you know what?

I did say Jackie's here.

You did.

So I think people knew.

And I'm just so excited to be back in the studio.

Back.

Back in the studio.

Ooh, I like that better, ready?

Yeah.

Back.

Back in the studio.

You know, I actually think, I know people hate the singing.

I don't want to get into it, but I do think, like, every time you and I sing, like, you do get better at singing.

Like, where we started to where we are now, like, you are a much better singer.

Thank you so much.

I didn't know I was going to be showered with compliments this morning.

That's what I do.

It means so much to hear that from you.

And I just wanted to say, I'm so excited to be, obviously, back in the studio.

on a Wednesday with dooto celebrating hump day.

It feels like

the nature is healing.

The universe is aligning.

I completely agree.

There's so much going on that got us here today.

And as usual, it's so important that we acknowledge the space that we're currently in.

So, yes, it's hump day.

Me and Theo have humped.

Jackie will be doing the humping after.

You also look so pregnant today.

It's crazy.

Like, can you just poke out your belly, show everyone?

Yeah, I mean, without getting up, it's hard, but like.

No, it's there.

You can see.

Yeah.

Like, I went away for a week and you can't, and like, you're not, it grew.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's crew.

It happens.

No, totally.

And also, I feel like, maybe correct me if I'm wrong, when you show up to the show, it's like the smallest your belly's going to be that day.

It gets bigger as the day goes on.

It gets bigger as I eat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Not like

noticeably, but I can notice it.

Yeah.

Okay, well, we're back.

I'm so excited.

Hope everyone enjoyed yesterday's podcast-only episode.

I, for one, did enjoy it.

I enjoyed it.

If you were waiting for us to come back into the studio, make sure to check out yesterday's episode because we left it all on the episode.

There was so much to unload.

There was so much to unload, and I feel so good because up until we recorded, I was just like thinking about Kman SNL, Kman SNL.

Now it's like fresh.

Tabula rasa.

What?

Clean slate.

That's what that means.

Say it again.

Tabula rasa.

I think it's Latin.

Honestly.

Have you ever learned that term?

I never learned Latin.

No, but like it's like a

you know a school ting.

I prefer to speak gibberish.

Idigai, it a gov, li the gov, did the goo.

That means I love you.

Okay.

What was it called?

Tabula Rosa?

Tabula rasa.

I feel like no one's going to know what you're talking about.

Ancient Greek philosophy.

Tabula tabula rasa is the theory that individuals are born without built-in mental content and therefore our all knowledge comes from experience or perception.

Fresh plate.

So like a clean slate.

This isn't my plate.

Tabula Rasa.

This is not my tabula.

We have an amazing show, you guys.

It's hump day.

Our spirits are high.

Theo is here just injecting our veins in, you know, with delicious love.

And also the pre-sale for my tour starts.

Not like other girls, I'm going back on tour at the end of this year.

Tickets go on sale on Friday, but if you're a Patreon member, which hopefully most of you are, you get access to the pre-sale.

So the pre-sale starts today at noon.

If you're looking for the ticket links and the pre-sale codes, they will be on patreon.com/slash the morning toast, or if you have the app, all of them will be posted at noon Eastern time today.

It is Wednesday.

I'm so excited to see you guys on tour.

I'm very much looking forward to just like traveling, seeing the gals again, seeing, you know, the husbands being dragged.

It's going to be

a tabloosa event.

Yeah, it's going to be amazing.

Tour starts in December.

December 2nd.

I'm starting off in Minneapolis, which I just have to say, like that was unplanned.

Minneapolis is a great place.

Yeah.

I had a fabulous time the last time I was there.

And we went there for the Super Bowl.

Yes, it was so fucking cold.

Oh my God.

It was so cold, but we still have a great time.

But I've heard that the Minneapolis summers are like something to say.

But you're going in December.

Yeah, so I'll bring my coat.

So you didn't plan well for that.

No, not at all.

But it's so, by the way, booking a tour after COVID is fucking impossible.

Like everyone's competing for these venues.

Everyone is competing for dates.

Everyone wants a weekend.

That's why it took me so long.

But I actually think like I needed the time.

I'm very pleased with how it's turned out.

So I'm hitting up all the places.

We're going to Florida, California,

Atlanta, Houston, all the places.

So check it out.

It's called the Not Like Other Girls Tour.

And tickets, if you're not a Patreon member, will be available on Friday, but there are limited VIP tickets because of COVID.

So I just feel like it's better safe than sorry.

It's good to keep that all in mind when you're logging on at 12 p.m.

Eastern time to the Patreon to hit up the pre-sale.

Totally.

So that is my personal promotion for the day.

I'll be done.

I think I'll end it there.

Also, we have an amazing show, you guys, because it's Wednesday, but we are doing Deer Toasters because it was just too crazy yesterday.

Cody insisted.

I insisted.

We're going to do an abridged version because, you know, that's called compromise.

Jackie doesn't like, like, if we happen to miss something on a Tuesday, she will wait till next Tuesday.

For the most part, I agree with that, especially as it pertains to the TV recap segment.

But Deer Toast, like, what, we should go a whole week?

Why are we going to punish them?

They're waiting for our advice.

They're waiting.

And, you know, so we're going to do two submissions today, not three.

That way, I feel like it's a good compromise.

Okay, that's good.

I feel good about that.

Plus, we have so much to discuss today, just more news.

I feel like I have a lot to share, but I also need to know, because you posted last night on your story that you finally watched Blended on the Plane.

I was just going to bring that up.

Okay, I need to hear your review.

I didn't even realize that I talk about it that much, but I do.

Whenever we talk about people like getting married with kids, you always bring up that movie.

And I say they should watch it.

And you know what?

I didn't realize that like...

I knew that the film was going to be about like a blended family, obviously, because it's called blended.

But I didn't know that like the concept of a blended family would be like the

backbone of this film yeah so let me just say i absolutely adored the movie i thought it was hysterical funny bella thorne was hysterical like the fact that like their his wife had passed away so adam sandler like dressed all of his kids he took them to their barber which made me laugh because when we were kids like one time our dad took olivia to me and you to his barber like for a haircut like dads just don't think They're just like haircut.

Yeah.

Olivia came home with an actual like I don't know.

Pyramid.

Yeah.

It was a triangle haircut.

It was, we were all for it looked like this.

Yes.

Oh my God.

So when that was like why Bella Thorne's hair was like that, I was cracking up.

So I loved the movie.

I do have to say, it was almost ruined by the horrendous acting from Drew Barrymore.

Like she should honestly be embarrassed.

Like it was her worst work yet by far.

She was giving me community theater.

Her acting was so unbelievably bad, but a few things saved it.

One, Adam Sandler is, like, so

endearing and so charming.

And it was just, you know, like, he like probably like, he was just great.

Wendy McClendon Covey.

If she's in a film or a TV show, like, A plus, like, I'm watching it.

She was hysterical.

Agreed.

And then Shaq was there.

It was just family fun for all.

With a beautiful message, but it was also like so funny.

And it's just, I feel like it's just so much better than it they probably set out for it to be.

Yeah, and like I don't think it's regarded as like, you know, there's Adam Sandler went through like this stage where he just made like the most amazing movies, like Spanglish and Click.

Like, and he is.

What?

It's an amazing movie.

That's, like, probably his most famous movie.

No.

Jaggy.

Big Daddy.

That's what I was watching.

Waterboy.

But no, like.

Billy Madison.

You don't respect the click?

Um, I only watched it once because it was so long, but I got the point.

He had a clicker.

That is what happened, but for sure.

Um, and it was just a lot.

Like, I think you should re-watch it, actually.

Like, I think it's like it's the most beautiful movie.

Like, it's gorgeous, yeah.

Okay, I mean, since you are a blended file, like I am, I'm a blendophile.

I will respect your opinions.

So, what I was thinking was, like, he hadn't made a movie in a while.

Like, I feel like his best work was behind him.

And I just never saw blended because I'm like, okay, dumb, you know, Adam Sandlin movie.

Gorgeous.

Absolutely gorgeous.

I'm so glad to hear that.

And so great to watch on a plane.

It was, it's actually like a long movie.

So it was like two hours.

The flight was three hours.

It was perfect.

Like I had dinner while I watched.

It was really gorgeous.

This warms my heart.

Yeah.

And you know, and like I am sort of weary

with things you become obsessed with because sometimes you become obsessed with things like.

just because like you want to not because like you love them so much you know what i mean i hear you can you cite an example well yeah a bad teacher

Stop.

You can't.

Stop.

I love Bad Teacher so much.

And you know what?

It wasn't until I had seen it so many times where I realized how much I loved the movie.

Like, when it first came out, I wasn't like, I don't think I saw it in theaters, you know?

It just like grew on me in such a profound way.

Can I ask you a question?

You made me watch

Bad Teacher.

What did I think about it?

What was my review?

Did I like it?

You were fine with it, but you didn't love it to the degree that I did whatsoever.

Okay.

Whatsoever.

So yes, I did watch Blended.

Thank you for bringing that film into my life.

I would love to watch it again, like, not with shitty headphones on an airplane, like in a proper

viewing experience.

I'm just so happy to hear that.

Thank you so much.

That was just so exciting to see you.

I saw your story that you tagged me in something.

You're like, Jackie's always talking about this movie.

I guess I'll watch it.

I'm like, what fucking movie am I always talking about that you haven't seen?

And it was blended.

I was like, shit, yeah.

You literally talk about it all the time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, when two celebrities get together and they have kids, I do recommend that the kids watch.

Oh, and Terry Cruz was just

everything.

That's literally me, like, walking around on people being like, we're blending.

Like, just singing.

Like, he was so good and funny.

Like, it was a great movie.

Fun for the whole family.

The whole blended family.

Exactly.

Okay, well, I have a personal life update, which is that I finished Jane Eyre last night.

Thank God.

I know, you know what?

I went to bed last night and I was at 83%.

And I just plowed through.

I was like, I got to find out what happens.

It got really low for a second.

And then the end was really sweet.

And overall, like I said on the podcast yesterday, I won't be doing that again.

You know what you did?

I wish you literally listened to TikToks because you girl bossed a little too close to the sun.

Like you just took it a little too far.

That's a really funny term.

Yeah.

It's like, I don't want to think, but I think I may have girl bossed a little too close to the sun.

That's so funny.

What do people say about?

You know, like when you apply for like a CEO job as like a 17-year-old and they write you back like looking for an interview on LinkedIn.

Oh, that's that's such a funny thing.

Phrase, yeah.

Love to see TikTok being funny.

So I've been rare.

I've been trying to tell you.

So rare.

I've been trying to tell you.

Okay, well, other than that, I think we should get into everything.

I did watch Vanderpump Rose last night, so I'll recap it a little bit at the end because

I don't think you should watch it because

it had

some highs, but some low, lows, and just this season is just.

It's not it.

It's not it.

No, and I keep seeing, you you know, Tom and Tom just launched a, um, like a whiskey or something.

Okay.

Scotch, something like that.

And I just feel like they're all kind of flocking now to like milk the, I don't think there's gonna be more than like three seasons left of it.

I think they're all just like kind of trying to make the most out of what's to come because I do think the end is near.

Yeah, it's it's getting rough.

So we'll do a quick little recap at the end.

But I think without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Thank you so much, Claudia.

Our first story is

some crazy food news.

CFN, oh,

Bobby Flay is out at the food network after 27 years.

So I like to think we had a little something to do with this.

Okay.

Reports are saying, People magazine is reporting via source that Bobby Flay wanted $100 million contract to stay with the food network.

And that

Slit is strictly business.

Who does he think he is?

Guy Fieri?

No, literally,

that's...

what they're saying he wanted more than Guy Fieri.

We reported that Guy Fieri got like the highest payment.

$100 million.

Got it.

And he wanted $100 million to go around and bully people.

And ambush them in their homes.

And they got recipes fornino.

Okay, so here's the thing.

I think I read something, I think it was on Dumois, that there's like a big thing coming with Bobby.

Like, I don't think it's about

the money, that there's like a scandal coming.

Well, it's a blind item.

And so you assume it's about Bobby.

It's about a big TV chef who...

Who ambushes people in their hometowns?

He's like, I can make a better chili.

And I'm like, let's make a Patreon.

And

Dumois.

Blind item said that, you know, there's something big brewing.

So maybe this source is just doing some damage control.

And maybe he also did want $100 million.

But they're like, you're you're not worth $100 million and you're trouble.

Goodbye.

Right.

Yeah.

They smelled the trouble.

And they're like, Bobby, you've been chopped.

Bobby is cooking up trouble.

He's constantly stirring the pot.

So, I mean, we could go on with these.

There are so many other food networks that are not the food network.

And, you know, streamers and this and that.

Are there?

Yes, like Discovery Plus.

Okay, so there's food networks.

Yeah, they're all.

And I watch a lot of Magnolia Table.

So I watched so much TV while we were off.

And at the whole time I was like having a pics, I'm like, I'm not watching anything that's like productive for the show.

Like I should be watching squid games, you know, but I should.

I couldn't bring myself to do it.

So I was just watching like irrelevant stuff.

But Magnolia Table is so fucking good.

She's literally a gem and a half.

She's such a queen.

Her food looks so delicious.

But isn't Food Network Discovery?

Is it?

Or is it Scripps?

I believe Scripps was bought by Discovery.

It's too confusing.

No, I'm pretty sure they're all like all the food places are owned by the same and like the cooking channel.

Yeah, no, this is making sense.

Yeah, so they're all really under one roof.

So I don't know where you go after the food network if you're going to leave that Discovery Plus bubble.

But you know what?

I just, I do feel like it's not his time anymore.

Like I've really, I think there are so many amazing personalities that come on Food Network.

And I just don't feel like, I feel like Bobby Flay's part of this like older generation of like boring, I just, he doesn't do it for me anymore.

Like he's no Guy Fieri.

Like Guy Fieri is oozing with personality.

It's coming out of every orifice in his body.

Into the food.

Literally, in the best way possible.

And Bobby Flay is just kind of, meh, I'm sorry.

100 million is so not what he's worth.

I don't know.

I just feel like his days are numbered, in my opinion.

Like you got your restaurants.

Why don't you just retire?

Yeah.

Like it reminds me of that like Rachel Ray Paula Dean era.

Like things have changed on the Food Network.

Yeah.

That's true.

He's been there since 1994.

Things have changed where I was born.

Food content has really changed.

Yes, you know, it's especially we talk about this a lot on the food network.

It's much more competitive shows than it is like lifestyle 30-minute meals, which was

unfortunate.

That's unfortunate because I think 30-minute meals, and just Rachel Wright in general, 30-minute meals was the best thing to happen to Food Network.

It was really like this place for like, you know, moms making dinner in a hurry.

Like, it was just this everything like relatable.

She was a queen with like her retro kitchen.

Like, I don't know, the stuff that they're serving us now, some of it's good.

I like the seasonal stuff, you know, like Halloween, spooky cake-off, but I don't know.

So many competition shows, you know?

Yeah, even though I did spend the week watching the Great British Bake Off, and it's so amazing.

And by the end, I was, I did have a tear in my eye.

I did.

Everything makes me emotional, though, so it doesn't really mean that much, but it was really beautiful.

Well, that's like you are permanently, like, on a plane.

Yes.

With your pregnancy.

Yes.

Because I cried at the end of blended last night.

It was beautiful.

Why not?

Why not shed a tear?

Oh, and the other thing about blended was that Joel Mikale was like the mean ex-husband.

He is literally, I don't think he's, he plays the same person in everything, like just like a dick, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

I would love to see him in a, you know, a more earnest role.

Okay.

Just to see if he can be like, he's always just like this sarcastic like prick.

Yeah.

He's like who he was on the soup.

Yeah.

What about him to that soup?

He does so well.

He does.

I think COVID happened.

Yeah.

I think they just lumped it in.

With all, yeah.

With all the COVID stuff.

So we're wishing Bobby the best with, you know, looking forward to where he goes next.

I feel like after the Food Network, like you really just retire.

You have all these restaurants.

Think of like Emerald.

I know, but

it's not stagnant.

Like you need to be on the TV for people to like go, you know.

Yes, but I think at some point, like if you're on TV for long enough, like Emerald is not on TV anymore and he still has all of his restaurants, like Mario Batali.

Like I think that Bobby Flay's probably at that place where he could literally just retire.

He has, you know, steakhouses in Atlantic City, City, in Vegas.

Those are cash machines.

Like, just sit down.

Go to sleep.

You know?

Yeah, I mean, I'm sure if he wanted to stay at the Food Network, according to this article, it just would have taken less money.

Yeah.

But, like, you know, he walked.

Maybe Bobby thinks that's not worth his time.

Yeah.

He thinks he should be making $100 million to go ambush poor people in

their hometowns.

Yeah.

No.

I don't know if he still does that anymore.

Well, in this climate, he shouldn't.

Yeah.

I, yeah.

I agree.

Yeah.

Agreed.

Okay.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah, for sure.

Because Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are on the cover of GQ just

explaining it all.

I am weed.

I am weed.

Megan Fox says she saw her own soul's reflection in Machine Gun Kelly.

The self-proclaimed twin flames didn't, I used to

network earlier.

Well, then why don't you say anything?

Because it's wrong.

No, you think that if you stop like correcting me, like I'll stop making fun of you.

And I'm not.

So we might as well just like be on the same line.

It's wrong.

Okay.

The self-proclaimed Twin Flames didn't hold anything back while speaking to British GQ style for their joint autumn-winter 2021 cover shoot.

The Lovebirds reflected on everything from their early days as a couple to why they make the perfect partners in crime.

Well, I thought the photos, before we get into the freakiness of what they said, I thought the photos were really stunning.

I think Machine Gun Kelly is really like a great model.

You know, he like changes his hair.

He's open to all these different creative things.

He's a chameleon.

He's a chameleon.

I thought the photos were gorgeous.

And obviously, she's like sickening looking.

Yeah, the photos were stunning.

They met, obviously, as we know, working on the film Midnight in the Switchgrass following her split from Brian Austin Greene.

Who got sent home on Dancing with the Stars last night.

So sweet.

With Sharna and Matt James.

Megan said, you know, this is what my heart was searching for famously.

Like, I'm an unusual person.

I had buried a lot of that because it didn't have a place to live.

I recognized so much of myself in him and vice versa.

And that locked up part of me that I had put away.

So there's...

Sweet.

sweet yeah there's some sweetness there's also some twin flame energy craziness yeah so i really like these cup this couple i do um it's just to me like and i think that they're so well suited obviously

it just this level of obsession is just so unsustainable in the long term like where are you gonna be in 20 years yeah i know but like i i also did feel that way about like Travis and Courtney, but they've really simmered down.

It's been five fucking minutes.

No, no, I know, but like I figured once they simmered, simmered like it would be over and i do feel like they're still going hot and heavy but they're not as annoying like with all their pictures and stuff but mgk and megan like are doing the most still and i think it's because their relationship is so good for both of their careers like i know travis didn't need it like as much like courtiy doesn't care like what her career she's like fine and travis is like an icon you know but machine gun is like still an up-and-coming artist megan has had this like kind of treacherous career where she was like blackwalled in hollywood so i think that like this relationship is the best thing to ever happen to them and every time they do something crazy and weird and and like it's even better for them.

Yeah, I agree.

I just hope that, you know, they're not,

you know, I think it's all very authentic.

So I don't worry, but you know, if it is so good for them and then that starts to put pressure on to like to keep it up.

But I think, I think they're very well suited.

They're clearly twin flames.

I don't think anyone could really dispute that.

Yeah.

So I just, I wish them a lifetime of love.

Like, I want to see them together till they're old and gray.

Me too.

And like, I don't know.

I just feel like they're a blended family.

He has a daughter and she has kids with Brian Austin Green.

And so maybe they watch Blended and that's why it's all so successful.

I mean, I did read that on Dumois, so.

Also, Travis and Courtney are a blended family.

Yeah, and they're like a real blended family.

100%.

Somebody had DM'd me basically because yesterday we were kind of just

taking stabs in the dark as to why Courtney like wasn't in

New York for SNL and like didn't really appear to be that supportive.

It was one of Travis's kids' birthday parties.

Yeah, I said that on the show.

Oh, you did?

Oh, I thought someone said that to me in a DM.

Yeah.

So that now that I've seen blended, I do know how important that is.

It's so important.

I never expected her to be in New York.

You know, everybody was like writing such nice captions.

It was just an interesting thing, but I don't think she's a long caption sort of girl.

Me neither.

I don't think she's like a feely emotion kind of girl.

Yeah, like, especially not for just like an SNL performance.

You know, she's her own person.

I actually really respect that.

Not everyone can open a vein just at the drop of a hat.

Are you talking talking about yourself?

Yeah, I'm speaking for those of us who don't just give it all up.

I feel it.

Yeah.

You know?

And I'm speaking for all of us who literally meet someone for five minutes and like show them our vaginas.

Except like when you write someone like a birthday caption, you write HBD and like other people write them for you and they're much more.

Okay, so are you talking about captions?

Because like I just like cannot, I'm more of a speaker than a writer.

Like birthday cards, birthday captions, like my hand hurts.

Like I don't really feel like comfortable.

I speak from the heart for real.

Well in Courtney's situation, since I don't know if maybe she like called Kim and said something, I'm just really talking about captions.

You know, actually, you're right.

Then, I don't, not, and it's not because I don't feel like I know what I feel, I just don't want to write it.

Like, I'm too lazy.

Maybe that's how Courtney felt, is what I'm saying.

Yeah, and there's nothing nefarious going on.

Well, thank God for that.

Yeah, you hate to see it be nefarious.

You hate.

Okay, our next story: a little exciting music news.

Adele reveals the release date for her new album, 30, details, the album's blistering truths.

so as predicted by one miss claudia okay i can't really take credit for it like i saw people saying it online okay but then i told it to margo and she was like how do you know that and i was like from claudia no i have like kind of online too i have kind of

turned into

this like crystal ball healing like psychic like i just found something out and you know what's so sad it's like Okay, so somebody just posted something in our Facebook group.

They were listening to a really old episode of ours.

Basically, like back in the day, like 2018, 2019, when

we did like a couple live shows, we would record the audio and put it on our Patreon for our subscribers.

And so someone was just like feeling bored and went back to listen to this random live show we did in Nashville where we're talking about like Chris Harrison, how like if he just could end the bachelorette, he would be doing us all a favor.

Like we're so over this show.

Then we were talking about like, well, what happens after Chris Harrison?

And I'm literally sitting on the stage screaming Jesse Palmer.

Like Jesse Palmer, Jesse Palmer, 2018.

So obviously I am a crystal ball healer, but I make these amazing calls and then I don't remember them.

So like what's the point in being able to predict the future if you can't remember your prediction?

But you know what, maybe it's for the best because like to have to travel with all of that information, it would clog up your internal hard drive.

That's very true.

You know, you just you You set it and forget it.

So I did say that Taylor was moving her release of Red up from November 19th to November 12th because of the impending Adele album.

We didn't know if it was going to be true until we knew when Adele was releasing her album.

This morning she announced it's November 19th and it's called 30 and she looks absolutely gorgeous, beautiful, standing, and smart, side profile on the cover album, album cover.

It's everything.

Her first single drops on Friday.

So excited.

Called Easy On Me.

I'm so excited.

I'm excited for this era.

This is the kind of music I'm just like needing in my life right now.

And

I'm.

We deserve this.

I know we touched on it yesterday on the podcast episode, but I also just feel like the point that we made about her being so consistent consistent with her music, so reliable, like even with her album cover, her aesthetic, it's just the same, and it's just so nice.

I love when artists reinvent themselves, I really do.

Like, literally, the Grammys announced, I think, yesterday, that Casey Musgrave's Star Cross is now eligible for

pop album, not country.

Like, I, for the most part, like when people reinvent themselves, not always, but there's also just something so nice about being a consistent queen.

Yeah, and we're so used to

these pop queens.

Like, for every album, there's a whole new persona, and it's like the Instagram gets wiped clean everything I did before is trash That's not me.

I don't know her.

Yeah, and here I am.

These are my new favorite colors.

And it's like What about just incorporating all those things that came before into what's next?

And it's just nice to see the sort of like growth from Adele that like we all experience in our actual lives.

Totally, like from breakups, marriage, divorce, baby.

Like it's really like this beautiful cacophony of emotions.

Yeah.

It just doesn't have to be like, oh, the old me is dead.

Dead.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know I feel that 100%.

And so when I saw her album cover that she released, I'm like, oh, there's our consistent queen.

Yet again, being consistent.

Yet again.

So that's really exciting.

November 19th.

Set your calendars.

Oh, and then also speaking of Taylor Swift, I'm not sure where it came from, but some like

country music.

blog last night leaked a demo of Taylor Swift's recording of Betterman.

Now, I'm not sure if it's the recording she was going to put it on red the first time or because she's now putting it on the second time.

That's what I was playing before we started the show.

It was absolutely gorgeous.

Like, not what I expected, gorgeous harmonies.

And, like, I just, I don't want to encourage people to go listen to a leak, but it is on TikTok if you want to go listen to it.

So, okay, I wish I knew what I was listening to when I listened to it, but I feel like if I had to guess what it is, I feel like it's what she sent to

Little Big Town.

Right, being like, I wrote the song, you want it?

Yeah, like, I don't know if it's the one that's going to end up on.

Yeah, I think it was like the demo.

Whatever it is, I loved it.

Like, and who sings at Little Big Town?

Yeah, yeah.

And you know what?

I have to say, I'm very hard on Little Big Town mostly because that little blonde one just, I don't know, she bothers me.

Like, I can't explain it.

But what they did with that song is so gorgeous.

Like, it's really something to behold.

Yeah.

So for that,

there's one point for Little Big Town, one point for me.

Okay.

We're even.

Yeah.

Next up, some.

I can't.

I'm sorry.

Continue.

Next up.

It's going to go on.

Just fight.

Just go.

Next up.

No, I'm kidding.

Sorry.

Damn it.

Kidding.

Next up, some exciting space news.

William Shatner is going to space.

Actually, I think he's there right now on a Blue Origin space flight with Jeff Bezos.

So his historic flight will make him the oldest person ever to go to space.

This comes nearly three months after Bezos and his brother Mark and two other passengers flew on the company's first space flight with humans on board.

So wait, this is...

Jeff Bezos' one?

Jeff Bezos is doing another space.

Because I saw on Twitter this morning, like, NASA tweeted out a picture of him, and Elon Musk responded, so I thought maybe it was like Elon's thing.

No, this is a Bezos endeavor, and now William Shatner is the oldest person to go to space.

But I thought Jeff Bezos's other thing was like he brought the oldest and the youngest people to space, and now he's like, has to do himself the ready three months later.

They're just gonna like keep going until they're like, we got the first redhead with blue eyes who took a dump in the third grade.

Like, they're just like, it's beyond them.

It's so stupid.

It's so stupid.

But I do love William Shatner.

His work in Miscongeniality, one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven is some of the greatest, I think, out there.

Chef's Kiss.

He was really something.

And his work in the Priceline commercials.

I hope he's bringing that energy to space.

I think, you know, the aliens will love him.

Do you think it was hard growing up with the last name, Shatner?

I mean, he made the most of it.

Yeah.

He did.

He's a megastar.

He's in space.

And we're his classmates, not in space.

Not in space.

Until, you know, then Richard Branson's going to come out and be like, well, I brought William Shatner's third classmate to space first.

I brought William Shatner's bully.

Literally.

Yeah, so that's what's going on in the space news.

It's getting a little stupid.

It is.

But, you know,

they think it's cool.

You know, and it's definitely cool.

And someone's having fun with it.

Yeah, as long as someone's having fun.

Yeah, but it seems a little unnecessary.

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This and final story is technically.

Okay, wait.

Okay.

Yesterday we opened up a can of worms.

Okay.

Do you like the triangles or not?

I would say a lot of the feedback that I got is they like it, but we specifically me sing too loud and it like busts out their ears.

So I'm going to be

a drift-down version.

Okay, and I'm going to move my mic away a little bit.

Ready?

And yeah, and keep the triangles just like at a distance.

It's the final story.

Y'all, I think that was beautiful.

That was sick.

And you know what?

And that's where...

Let's look at ASMR.

That's where the constructiveness comes in with the criticism because I think that made us better.

We were gorgeous.

You guys will let us know what you thought.

And now we're going to do the rest of the show in a whisper.

ASMR, yeah.

In a whisper.

So, what's up?

And you know what I love about the triangles, if I may?

What?

Other shows, you know, they have actually, they actually have like music intros and

like segues in between segments, whatever.

And they just like hit a button and the music plays.

And we do that shit live.

And I think that sets us apart.

I think

I've never agreed with anything you've ever said more.

You know, like we are just

showing the show.

It's Morning Rock Live Show.

It's Morning Toast Live.

Live show.

It's 30 Rock Live Show.

It's Morning Toast Live.

Oh, do's for you.

Do it freaking.

How many do's can you do?

Honestly, that was just a good reminder to re-watch 30 Rock.

Zach's re-watching it now.

And so sometimes I'll like get a glimpse of it while I'm making a snack, and it's a pleasure.

It's literally the best show I've ever seen.

It's hysterical.

Yeah.

Okay, our fifth and final story.

Demi Lovato believes we should stop using the offensive term aliens to describe extraterrestrials.

Demi Lovato thinks that referring to extraterrestrial beings as aliens is offensive, according to a new interview.

Flogging their new peacock special, Unidentified, in which the Disney alum seeks to uncover the truth about the UFO phenomena alongside sister Dallas Lovato and best friend Matthew Scott Montgomery.

Lovato explained to Australian TV outlet Pedestrian TV last week that, quote, I think that we have to stop calling them aliens because aliens is a derogatory term for anything.

That's why I like to call them ETs.

So yeah, that's a little tidbit, a little information that I learned.

Now I just want to share, according to the online etymology dictionary, alien comes from the Old French alien and the Latin alienus,

both meaning strange or foreign.

It adds that the meaning, quote, residing in a country not of one's birth dates to the mid-15th century, while the meaning, wholly different in nature, is from the 1670s, and the usage, not of this earth, was first recorded in 1920.

I just feel like Demi is very confused.

Because, first of all,

I think she's just, I think they are just getting conflated.

Because

when you used to call someone an illegal alien, like that is not PC anymore.

That's like a derogatory term for someone who's undocumented.

We're not talking about aliens like from Mars.

Like,

this is giving me very much shark attack energy.

Yeah.

And I have one thing to say.

Alien.

Shark attack.

Like, first of all, we don't even, okay, so this is such a dumb conversation for a multi-alien is a word.

It's a to the dictionary.

Like, and its definition is, you know, not from Earth.

Not of this Earth.

So let's just, let's just unpack because, first of all, there's so many things that are stupid about this.

One, we don't even know if aliens exist.

So let's say what, there's like a 50-50 chance that aliens exist.

So we're like worried that we might offend something that doesn't even exist, which is like a whole level of like sensitivity culture.

Like I can't even get into.

Like we don't even know if.

And then let's say they do exist.

Do they have feelings?

I'm sure that they do.

Do you think aliens exist?

I, you know, I think it's very self-centered to think that of all the galaxy and all the world, that we're the only beings to exist.

All this stuff with like UFOs and all this recent activity.

I did watch that documentary that Ben made us watch and I've been listening to a bit of Joe Rogan and he's very into

unidentified foreign objects.

Yes, he is.

So I'm open, you know,

I'm open to believing, though it's not something I feel very strongly about.

Well, I think.

It would make sense that like there's aliens.

Oh, for sure.

Like, there's definitely something, you know?

I don't know if they're like organized and like coming for us, but there's something.

Yeah.

I don't know how often they have come to Earth

and

but they're aliens.

I think I think we could agree on that.

So back to Demi.

I feel like there's like, I don't know what's going on with Demi as it pertains to their career.

Because Demi recently signed with Scooter Braun.

And I was like, you know what?

Scooter Braun makes stars.

And Demi was going through like a weird thing with the frozen yogurt and like she was just like not very beloved on the internet.

And I just feel like I don't understand like what Demi's doing like with the music and like that last album was seriously like offensive to the music industry like it was really atrocious

it was atrocious and like I don't want the Demi fans to come for me I just don't and then she like Demi did like this award show

not award show like talk show on Roku like I don't understand what's going on and with Demi's career they have a podcast now called 4d

so she's they are really entering into the you know more of a

personality and I think what people are saying is we don't like your personality oh that's rough yeah you know what I mean no totally a lot of the times that Demi has spoken about stuff there's so much to unpack no and there's so much backlash along the lines of this like this is ridiculous okay so most recently like so Demi did an interview with Hoda talking about how

I think Demi's sister is pregnant and now that Demi is non-binary and she goes by they them pronouns like Demi doesn't know what her nieces and nephews should call them like and her uncle so this clip went viral on TikTok of Demi being like I think we've landed on uncle

because like it just sounds like it's a combo yeah like

ankle no she said ankle ankle ankle she said ankle

so it's just like every time demi does something there's so much blowback yeah

because

they're kind of cringe like everything that comes out of their mouth is just like, what?

Yeah.

And I think Demi really thinks that they're doing something most of the time.

Yes.

And then everyone has to let Demi know, know you're not.

No, and I think Demi's intentions like are in the right place.

Like I don't think Demi's a bad person.

I just think she's like

kind of weird.

And like, sorry, they're like kind of weird.

And I don't know like where we are going to go from here.

Like she's had, they've had such an...

interesting year, maybe two years, from the Froyo thing.

It's kind of been like a fall from grace.

Yes, I agree.

So, what now?

I don't know.

Well, they have this new show, Unidentified.

What's it on?

Peacock.

It's a special, sorry.

Yeah, so I feel like they're doing just way less music stuff.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Anyways, there's only one thing to say: Alien.

Alien.

I'm so glad you brought that up.

Okay, now it is time for a little bit of a video.

You want to tell me about Vanner Rules.

I'm going to recap, Vanner Pump Rules.

So last night was rosella

james proposed to raquel and i'm going to start with the good news because james and raquel i ship so

vehemently hard no so the episode was actually really beautiful because they had a really nice moment i felt so raquel they were playing like django where you pull out and like there's a dare on it which was just like so cringe i literally felt like i was watching

I don't even know what it felt like.

They were just all sitting around doing,

I can't even explain explain it.

Silliness.

It was, it was so, so dumb.

It was like, wait, guys, come here.

We have to film something.

Anyways, Raquel pulled out the Jangum make a toast.

And she really, she froze because you know that she's so shy.

Yeah.

And she pulled something out, which was like totally fine.

And then later in the night, they were about to take shots.

And someone's like, Raquel, make a toast again.

And like, she really couldn't get something out.

She's giving Hannah Brown, remember?

I know.

But then, so then she was like, to James, can we just like go outside for a second?

And she really like broke down talking about how she's so shy and she's always trying to put herself out of her comfort zone and then she's around like people like Lala

who are so confident and it just makes her feel even more insecure and then like a lot people like Lala like put her down yeah no but she wasn't even saying like that like she just really wants to be able to you know have her brain and her mouth can match better but she just she can't do it and it's been like that her whole life and

she was like aren't you embarrassed of me like and james was just such a great i was literally like i had goosebumps he was every response like he was such a great partner.

And I think they're just so well suited for each other.

Like, you know, they're, they are who they are.

You know, maybe they're not for everyone, but there's a lid for every pot.

And I really believe that these two are that for each other.

That's so cute.

Like, because James is like an extreme extrovert, yeah.

And she's extremely introverted.

And I think that they both admire in each other those qualities, like the extremeness.

And because they're so different.

And so he proposed to her.

And like, I just, it was the perfect episode to explain why they should be get engaged because I have, I really had no doubts.

They're just as

ready to be engaged as any other couple I've seen on TV.

And it was really so lovely.

It was moving.

And I, I stand Raquel.

I really do.

She's been on such a journey.

She's such a sweet person.

She's so stunning.

And I just, like, I just want her to know, like, you're not embarrassing at all.

You know, sweet.

A lot of people freeze when they have to give a toast.

And a lot of people give a good toast, but like, they're hiding that they have a massive fucking pitch.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

So that was the good news.

The rest of the episode was just the bad news.

First of all, Tom Sandoval is single-handedly ruining the show.

And he has been for years.

Like even when the show was good, he was always the worst part of it.

I wonder now if I went back and watched the first seasons, if I would loathe him as much as I do now, or if he's just gotten worse and his head has gotten too big.

It's the latter.

Like he was definitely not like everyone's favorite person in the beginning, but he wasn't like a bad, like, he was just like someone, like, not your favorite character.

But now he's like actively chipping away at the good parts of the show.

And they're like building the show around him.

His commentary, he constantly thinks he's doing something.

Yeah.

He's doing absolutely nothing.

And like they had this pickleball tournament, which was really cute.

And he was all, you know, dressed up and like distracted.

Like everything has to be a theme with Tom.

Like you know, and he's just trying so hard to go viral.

He's being so corny.

I can't.

And he was like blowing a whistle the whole time.

He's like, my tactic is distraction.

And Katie Maloney, who's I'm loving on the show.

I know.

It's just her presence.

Because she hates him.

Her presence is so funny because like she hates everything.

Like she hates all of this.

Yet she's staying in a house in Palm Beach in Palm Beach.

With her Charlie.

Like it makes sense.

No, totally.

Anyway, so she, but she participates because she has to.

And she was like, this tournament was a random draw.

And I randomly chose the most annoying player of all time, Tom Sandoval.

Like, LOL.

He's like blowing his whistle every time she serves because that's his strategy.

It was just painful.

No, I really do like Katie too.

Yeah, and I'm just really liking this energy she's giving us this season because she's like giving us nothing.

Yeah, because she like hates, she's like, I, she knows she has to be a part of the show.

She, I'm sure she doesn't want to, like, all of her best friends aren't on it anymore, but she has a restaurant.

She's like still very much tied to this group of people.

And she's like, this is moronic.

This is moronic.

But like, she's representing all of us who feel like this is moronic.

She represents like the generation of people who like know what Vanderprop Rules used to be.

And now she's playing pickleball, being like, this is so fucking stupid.

Everyone thinks they're funny.

And it's not.

Yeah, but you know, I love pickleball, and so it was nice.

And it was Randall who set it up because he loves pickleball.

I think it looks like they had a pickleball court in their house.

Um,

and Randall, spoiler alert, won the tournament because obviously he fucking plays every night in Liz's house.

No one else has heard of it before.

That's funny.

Um, so the tournament was fine.

There was some drama between Sheena Brock and Sheena's mom, who is their nurse and nanny, and Sheena pays her.

Thanksgiving very much, Candice and Chris.

Yeah.

But it was a really interesting dynamic because, like, Brock, you know, he left an hour early to practice for pickleball because he's an athlete.

He's never played before.

Did they bring their kid to Palm Springs?

Yes.

And

the summer and Ocean met later in the episode, which was a very telling scene.

But so, yes, the mom is there, but it's also the mom's birthday.

So, anyways, Brock left the house like an hour early to practice for pickleball, which I actually thought was like kind of cute.

Like, he's taking it seriously, whatever.

And everyone was like upset with him.

You know, he went to sleep earlier than Sheena and he woke up later and he went to play payment.

Well, if they're paying a nurse, that's right.

And that's what he's like saying.

But Sheena, it's like, you know, it's not just, it's

her mom.

She feels bad asking for, you know, any, so it all falls on Sheena.

And it's just a very, very odd dynamic.

And Sheena's in the middle and it's like, it's not good.

No, that's actually like a terrible.

If your mom's going to be your nurse, that's lovely, but to pay your mom is kind of weird.

Yeah.

So it's just stressful over there.

And then they had a double date with Randall and Lala.

They went over to their house and the babies met and Brock shared, you know, more about himself, which is that he was married before and he has two kids and he hasn't seen them in four years and they don't talk.

And they,

like, the kids have like a new stepdad now and they all live in Australia.

And

like when Lala and Randall heard that they hadn't spoken in four years like Randall's face and they were shocked.

Why?

Did they say why?

So apparently Sheena said I'm watching Robins Live, like we'll find out more throughout the season.

They always say that.

I just, it's really crazy.

And he has a daughter whose name is Winter.

And then Sheena's daughter's name is Summer Roberts.

But Sheena said it was always something she wanted to name her daughter, which I believe because I could see Sheena.

I thought it was Madison Parks.

Apparently, that was Rob's name.

Yeah.

But also, I could see Sheena being obsessed with the OC and being like, I want to name my daughter Summer.

Summer Roberts.

Yeah.

So that I believe.

But then Lala was like, like, imagine you have a kid with someone.

She was like, she was like, imagine, you know, and if you imagine you're winter and you hear that your deadbeat dad had a baby with someone and named the kid, like, my name is June, and they named the kid August.

That's, so Lala was like, if Randall went off and had a baby with someone and called her Lake, like,

that would crush me.

Yeah.

So it was just, it was really shocking.

I think that's going to be like an interesting storyline.

And other than then Rachella happened, oh, the only other thing that was so weird was Tom Sandoval was making this whole Rachella thing, like as if it was his proposal.

And because he is so extra, and I guess that's his thing.

But he was writing all the checks to all the vendors.

He like paid for everything at Rachella.

What?

Like the food trucks and the acrobats and the fireworks.

How do you know that?

Because they showed it.

Like the vendors said how much.

And he was like,

he was like, yeah, I'm paying for, you know, stuff for my friend's engagement, even though I'm

putting my house up for collateral.

He's like, because you could always borrow more money.

What?

I it wasn't, it was very confusing, it was so weird.

It was so weird.

Like, I think maybe people think it was like a nice thing to do for your friend, but to like, it was probably around

at least seven thousand dollars, and it looked like he was paying for it, and that is just so weird.

Nope, that makes literally no sense, none whatsoever.

He really, like, was doing too way too much with this thingy.

But that's his thing, he's exta.

No, no, no, no.

So, the real hostess at Beverly Hills Reunion starts tonight, and I just cannot fucking wait.

I can't wait, but it's also just no.

It's going to be, you know,

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No.

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Thank you, Claudia.

What'd you say?

I said thank you.

Oh, they said cute, Claudia.

I'm like, thanks.

All right.

Dear Toasters, our advice segment, if you ever want to write in, it's deartoasters at gmail.com.

We'll take issues, you know, that you're dealing with, anything.

We don't judge.

Sometimes we do, but we try not to.

All right.

First off, hey guys, love you so much.

Congrats, Jackie, and the new be.

Thank you.

Let's get into it.

My boyfriend and I have been dating for four years.

We live together and we just got a puppy.

The issue is my boyfriend's mom.

She's a very nice woman, but it's definitely a little odd.

I'll explain.

My boyfriend is one of three boys, so I understand this is partly not her fault, but her wardrobe choices are awful.

It's to the point where I have friends and coworkers saying things to me.

Last week, I had a coworker come up to me saying she saw my boyfriend's mom shopping at the junior section at Target.

I was horrified.

And then the next day, I saw the top she had clearly picked out, which was clearly meant for a junior.

She's always wearing really tight, short, small things that I would never even, that I wouldn't even wear because I'm half her age.

I've never said anything to my boyfriend before because I don't want to seem judgy.

And like I said, she's a sweet woman, so I just bite my tongue.

But here's where I'm having trouble.

We are going to a college football game, and she sent me a picture of the dress she's wearing to it.

And let me just say,

I would have maybe worn it to my eighth grade semi-formal.

What do I do?

Just let it go.

Her fashion choices seem to have gotten so much worse over the years.

And I have nightmares about what she'll wear to my future wedding.

I need some advice.

Love a conflicted toaster.

So I'm struggling because

you're a toaster and I don't want to say something mean, but you're being

so mean.

You're being really bitchy.

I think, like, okay, the concern about what she'll wear to your wedding one day, you cross that bridge when you get there.

And who cares?

No, like, if it's your wedding, you can say what this woman can and can't wear.

Sure, but in her daily life, I think you got to leave her alone.

Totally.

Why are your coworkers like staking out where she shops?

Why do your coworkers even know like who she is?

It's really mean.

I'm not here for this.

The woman's happy.

It doesn't bother your boyfriend.

He's never been like, I wish my mom would wear longer shirts.

Right.

I just, I'm.

I'm afraid this one's on you.

Yeah.

Let it go.

Like, let everyone be who they are.

Yeah.

And you know what?

It's cheaper to shop in the junior section.

So yeah, it is what it is.

And she likes her dress, like, and even for like when you guys get married, everyone's looking at you.

Let her be herself in her dress, no, but like, if this girl was writing in, being like, My, you know, my mother-in-law, future mother-in-law, always dresses kind of weird.

I never really care, but like, for my wedding, I kind of want her to look just like more conservative.

I would think that you had somewhat of a leg to stand on.

Like, it's your wedding, you can decide what people wear.

Sure, like, you can give them colors and some guidance,

guidance.

Yeah, but this for everyday life is just mean.

But I just can't relate to why you would care so much.

Like,

how can people be themselves?

Yeah, I agree.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Maybe I just needed to hear it from someone else.

And I'm sure that's not what you wanted to hear, but that just like did not,

that didn't sit right.

All right, this is our second and final one.

Good morning, Jackie and Claudia.

I'm hoping you can give this day one toaster.

Ooh, there's a bug.

Sorry.

This day one toaster some girly girl advice.

Love giving girly girl advice.

There's no better sort of advice.

Two of my good friends are dating each other, and they just moved in together this summer.

Their names are Chuck and Blair.

Blair and Chuck have never had any relationship hiccups and pretty much are annoyingly obsessed with each other.

Blair recently found sexting messages between Chuck, Chuck, and another girl.

The girl sent multiple nudies and he was saying things like what he wants to do to her in bed, etc., etc.

This went on for weeks.

Blair since confronted Chuck and he said all the typical things that you say when you get caught, how he didn't mean it, and he's sorry.

Within days, Blair is forgiving Chuck and is cracking jokes about it and acting like he's the almighty chosen savior again.

I'm one of the only friends she's confided in, and I've told her my opinions that cheating is cheating, but I'd support her in whatever she decides to do.

But it's bugging me how she's so forgiving of this terrible thing she would have never known about without snooping.

Was he going to continue this or have it form into a physical affair?

How do I go about this and act like everything is peaches and cream?

Is sexting cheating in your opinions?

Obviously, I love them no matter what, and it's not my relationship to get involved in.

And I don't know what I'd personally do in this position, but what the fuck?

XOXO, gossip, girly girl.

That's funny.

This is like really disturbing.

I do think that sexting another individual is cheating because it's emotional cheating.

They just hadn't gotten the chance to get physical yet, or maybe they had.

And you just

unsnoopable.

Even if they didn't ever.

That's so cheating.

I think you give her your advice.

You definitely need, would, I would, you know, advise caution for her, but she's going to have to figure this out on her own.

I mean, I don't know.

That's exactly what I was going to say.

She's like, wants to be optimistic and believe that all's well.

I'm also sure that maybe she's putting on a braver face because it's hurting her more

than she cares to let on.

But it's not good.

And Chuck and Blair probably, you know, aren't going to end up together.

But sometimes people just have to learn things for themselves.

Like, even if your friends can see it so clearly, the best lessons are learned the hard way.

And so if she wants to be, you know, innocent about it and she'll get her heart broken again, maybe then she'll learn.

If not, maybe it'll take five or six more times.

Some people, you can see it so clearly because you're not involved in it, but sometimes people just have to learn things the hard way.

And you can tell her your opinion and she probably won't listen.

And then in five years, you'll be like, oh, she'll listen to my great friend who's a toaster.

Right.

And so I would just, you know, be a friend to her.

And if she asks your advice, definitely give her the truth.

But she's going to have to go through this on her own, which is unfortunate.

Yeah.

Damn.

But you sound like a great person.

Yeah, for sure.

What's new with you?

Literally.

How are you feeling?

So those were the deer toasters.

The dear toasters email is deartoas at gmail.com.

And I just want to remind you, if you've ever written in and we've given you fabulous sage, wise advice and you either took it or didn't take it, we would love to know how things turned out for you.

Last week, we got literally the happiest ending of all time about the girl who found adult diapers in her husband's closet and it was literally like the best thing I ever read.

So dear toasters at gmail for new submissions and for updates.

We would love to hear from you.

We would love to hear from you.

The only other thing that I want to share before we wrap is some of the other stuff that I was watching.

Sure.

I started this new show Maid on

Netflix.

It's starring Margaret Qualy and her mom, Andy McDowell.

They're playing mother and daughter in the show and they're both amazing actresses.

So it's really good.

That's really cute.

I'm only three or four episodes in and it's a really good show and the acting is really good.

It's just, you know, it's pit-inducing.

So, um, but is one of them a maid or something?

So she's, yes, she's working as a maid.

Okay.

It's really about Margaret.

Got it.

Okay.

It's her story.

You know, Margaret's like so famous, like, you know, just as like being a Hollywood socialite and like a Hollywood nepotism queen.

Um, but I've never seen her in anything.

So I'm actually looking forward to like watching her act.

She's a great actress.

And I feel like I saw her as an actress before like the nepotism queen stuff.

So I really don't associate, like, I think she's really earned her these roles.

No, I'm, I don't know.

I don't know if I would say earned, but I'm sure she's good.

No, no, she's like a serious actress.

She was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Oh, was she?

Yeah.

She's a serious actress.

I don't know anything about her.

She's a serious actress.

Except like she dated Shia LaBeouf and Pete Davidson.

And her mom is obviously the queen for my favorite movie ever, Beauty Shop.

Yes.

That's Annie McDowell, in my opinion's best work.

It's really good, but you haven't seen Beach House with her and Leighton Easter playing a mother-daughter duo.

Ooh.

It's beautiful.

It's a Hallmark film.

Is it?

Okay, is that all you watched?

I'm sure I watched some other stuff that just doesn't.

I'm going to watch Maid so like we can recap it as we move on.

Okay, cool.

And then, um, yeah, I think that's it.

I'm so excited to start a new book.

I knew Sophie Cancella book is out.

That's the perfect palette cleanser.

It is

after what I've been through.

Yeah.

Um,

so I think that's all she wrote now.

Now I feel good about that.

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