S4 Ep115: Episode 3, Minute 20: Tuesday, June 29th, 2021

Good morning millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Tuesday.

Hope everyone's having an amazing day.

It is so fucking hot in this town.

Yeah.

I'm moving to Iceland.

Well, is it cold in Iceland?

Well, actually, Iceland is green and Greenland is icy.

Fun fact that I learned from the Real House Ice of Orange County.

Yes, I would like to move to the place that is icy.

Greenland.

So fucking hot, like disgusting.

Disgusting.

Well, it's a heat wave.

Oh, I've heard.

I watch the local news.

And everyone is experiencing it wherever they are, probably.

Yeah.

I don't know how your heat wave is kind of affecting you, but for me, it's like the most insane chub rub like I've ever experienced in my life.

Can't even literally...

Does your building, I keep thinking about this.

I think I've recently noticed due to the heat wave that my building hallways don't have air conditioning.

Like the lobby does.

And then when I get in the elevator, I start getting a little hot.

And then when I get to the hallway, it's like hot.

And not until I open my door do I feel like that cool gust of wind.

My, I don't know if my hallways have air conditioning but they're not that hot but sometimes they are but then sometimes they're not I don't know maybe we're all opening our doors more or something like I'm

trash and I'm schmitzing yeah and that's what I'm experiencing right now I'm so sorry I'm sorry for you too like we're all experiencing it yeah I mean I feel like I'm faring better than you, you know, just because it's annoying.

I feel mostly for Brew.

He doesn't get to enjoy his time outside.

He's like, when he comes back, he's so unwell.

Yeah.

Just like, Brew, it's just a little heat wave.

Theo's experiencing the same thing.

But this is Brew's first summer.

And so he doesn't know how the seasons change.

So he's experiencing it all for the first time.

It must be so confusing.

I'm sure it is.

I'm trying to explain to him, you know, first comes fall, winter, spring, summer.

Then we'll go back to fall.

Or some would say, winter, spring, summer refall.

That is Ben's favorite fucking song.

That's weird.

I know when I met him, he was like obsessed with that song.

And it's like a cute song.

I think his sentiment comes from Toy Story.

I'm just like, that's a weird song for a grown man to like be obsessed with.

But I think Ben's parents are obsessed with it, so it's like a family song, which is sweet.

But it's just like a weird fact about Ben.

That is a weird fact about Ben.

I'm definitely going to look at him differently when I see him later.

Right?

It's weird.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

But I guess I can understand.

Some people have weird things about them.

Yeah.

I have like a

makeup brush bristle like stuck in my nostrils.

So if it looks like I'm picking my nose i'm not yeah we do need to clarify when these things happen yeah i mean my favorite thing to do is on a long car drive drive past people and see people who are picking their nose like it is my true favorite pastime and i was doing it the other day me and ben were driving back from long island and i saw the craziest thing what

big pickup truck we're pulled up next to them the guy who's driving is holding a beer

It's just like crazy.

He was holding a Corona and his wife or girlfriend in the front seat was too and they were just like chugging coronas whilst driving and I knew that like people drove drunk, but I don't think people actually like drove whilst drinking.

No, they don't.

That's illegal.

Yeah, I know.

And I was like, I felt very helpless.

I wanted to do something, but like, what was there to do?

Yeah, were you guys on the highway?

Yes, it was very slow rolling.

There was a lot of traffic on the LA.

I think they got bored on the highway.

No, literally.

I would have been like much more worried if we were like driving 60, but it's not good either way.

No, no, it's really awful either way.

That's a horrible example.

It's crazy things you see when you just aren't on your phone on the highway.

I'm never on my phone on the highway.

Fun fact about me: anytime I get in a car, I have to be off my phone.

So I barely see everything.

Because you get nauseous, right?

Yeah, I can't look at my phone.

I would literally vomit.

So anytime I'm in the car, and also I can't speak in the car, really.

So, I mean, like the other day I was driving with my friends and we were all talking the whole time, and it was fine.

But like, if we're taking, if we're both in the back seat of a car, like, don't speak to me.

I try, but you try, yeah.

Yeah, I try to do it.

I know who loves to talk in the car,

the snitch, Chatty fucking Kathy in a car.

Ben too.

And like sometimes it's just like, no, like we're in this for the long haul.

Like shut up.

Yeah.

I just want to look out the window.

That's all.

I and get lost in my thoughts.

Well, I just want to be on my phone.

I can't believe you survive like hours long car rides without being on your phone.

Like what do you do?

I look out the window and I see what's going on out there.

I, the thought of being left alone with my thoughts is so chilling.

I'm so not interested in my thoughts.

No, it's really interesting to look out the window and like see the world around you.

I feel like people miss so much in their own cities because they're not just paying attention looking around.

Heads up.

Yeah, it's try it sometime.

It's interesting.

Yeah.

Speaking of interesting, we have such a great show for you guys today.

I did catch up on all four of the first new episodes of Too Out to Handle and I was really just reminded what a supreme reality show it is.

It's just so good.

They really know exactly when to throw a curveball, change the rules.

And the cast is really, really good.

I'm really, like a lot of the people are starting to grow on me.

I like the girls a lot better than the guys.

I think that was also the case last year because they purposely like

cast fuckboys and it's just so annoying.

But all the girls I really love.

Like I'm obsessed with Melinda.

She's literally like the star of the show and her, I don't know how whenever we watch these shows like Bachelor in Paradise or like Love Island, the logistics behind it always kind of

boggle my mind because they're supposed to be camera ready hair glam makeup in insane heat and in insane living quarters and I just don't know how they do it and Melinda is showing up like every outfit more sickening than the next every makeup glam more sickening different hairstyles.

It's just, it's so impressive and it deserves some credit.

I just, I really cannot wait for the next four episodes.

It's such a good show and I think you'll really enjoy it.

No, I know that I will.

I have not had a moment to watch it, but I will get to it this week because I finished the Redheads book last night, The Nature of Fragile Things.

So good.

I think we're going to have such a great episode because I know everybody really liked it.

So we're recording tonight.

Get your questions in the Redheads Book Club at gmail.com.

Especially questions, comments, concerns.

If you didn't like the book, let us know why.

We love all different opinions.

Do you ever get like Redheads hate mail to that account?

Literally.

Fucking sucks.

You guys are a bunch of bookworms for us.

Never.

That's how.

Somebody should do it.

That's how beloved the podcast is, you know?

Can't relate.

So.

I wish I had a beloved podcast.

Get your questions in.

We're recording tonight.

I'm really excited about that.

Episode drops on Thursday.

And it's never too late to become a Redhead.

So I just wanted to remind you of that fact.

I want to know that.

Yeah, no.

You learn something new every day.

That's pretty sick.

Pretty, pretty sweet.

So I was busy with that yesterday, and I will get to Too Hot to Hand.

I'll have a lot on my content plate.

And I will get through it.

I have to tell you something.

Okay.

So, and I'm telling you this so you don't go watching it and you don't fall into the trap that I fell into.

Okay.

So there was this TikTok trend where everyone was like, oh my God, you know, 20 minutes into the third episode of this Netflix original show, Sex Life.

And I was like, it was like, they didn't tell you what it was, but they were just like,

oh my God, oh my God, like talking about this moment.

And like, you know, I'm a TikToker.

I want to know like what the kids are up to.

Jackie, like, it was so not what I was expecting.

This 20-minute mark in the third episode of Sex Life, like, if you know, you know.

Sex life.

That's what the show is called.

Okay.

It's about a woman who likes.

And her sex life.

Kind of.

She has like this perfect life with this like hot husband, house in Connecticut.

She doesn't have to work.

And the only thing missing is like she used to be like this crazy like sex fiend and like did you know 79 comma sutra positions.

And her husband's just like kind of lame, but he's like hot.

He's just like not a great lover.

She's struggling with this.

Like, should she go back to her toxic ex who like gave her great dick?

I don't know.

sounds like good children.

Yeah, no, by the way, it is, except it has that lifetime element where it's like a fake TV show.

It's dramatic.

Like, I was watching after I saw the thing,

and it was like the narration.

It was so cringy.

It was like very Danielle Steele, you know?

I wouldn't be surprised if this was based on one of those novels.

I understand.

What was the thing?

Do you want to know?

Yeah.

Okay.

So, spoiler alert.

It's not that crazy.

So her husband like knows that she is still like obsessed with this guy, Brad, who, and he like follows him to the gym and like wants to see what it's all about.

They work out, they go into the gym and he's showering.

So he's showering and then like the guy Brad turns around and like the husband's face drops because this guy Brad has like literally a 15 inch penis.

Like Jackie, it's literally the size of my arm.

It's Did they show you the penis?

Yes!

I was so gab smocked, gob smacked, gob smacked.

I did not know that's what we were gonna say.

And I literally like lost my fucking mind.

And then I was on Dumois and everyone was talking about it.

And like she got intel that it's not a prosthetic.

Like this guy.

He was trending on Twitter yesterday, like that it's really him.

So like that's kind of what I did yesterday after I watched Two House to Handle.

And it was literally like a shock.

You're just not used to seeing penises on your television.

No, you're really not.

Okay, first two things.

One, obviously, I'm gonna go

see what everyone's talking about.

Two, how did you know all the backstory about this show?

You watched the show.

Oh, yeah.

After I saw the penis, I had to start from the beginning.

Okay, so now I'm on episode four.

It gets so bad so fast.

It's like it's actual community theater.

Like the acting is so bad.

And then I wanted to see what people were saying about it online.

And there are all these articles, like really trying to make something out of it.

Like, this Netflix show is taking, talking about female pleasure in a real way.

Like it's a real like porn show.

Like it's, I didn't finish it, so I don't know how it ends.

So maybe I'm misspeaking, but like it ain't that deep.

That's hysterical.

No, no, I know.

It was like these articles.

I'm like, are you watching the same thing that I'm watching?

Because it's not.

That's really funny.

Okay.

Add it to the plate.

20-minute mark, third episode.

You don't even need to watch a show.

Okay, but honestly, the show sounds good.

No, I don't know.

And I feel like being so animated, like I described it so well.

And I don't know if it's that good.

I do like a lifetime vibe.

You do, actually.

But I have to be in the right mindset.

And I've been in such a serious mindset, I actually don't know if I can pivot.

Just go to three minutes, three episodes, 20 minutes, see if you're intrigued, and then maybe start from the beginning like I did.

Okay, cool, cool, cool.

So that's what I did yesterday.

That is really cool.

Thank you for sharing.

You're welcome.

And you know, we talk about the hot topics here.

And like literally everyone's talking about this man's penis.

So like we have to.

Okay, no, I'm really glad.

I feel so in the know.

I watched that episode for research.

Thank you.

I was working.

You're a researcher.

No, I'm constantly committed to the craft of this show.

Thank you.

And if that means looking at a 14-inch schlong, then that's what I'll do.

Someone's got to do it.

And I guess it was me.

Okay, well, thank you for that.

I feel like, speaking of being in the know, I feel like without further ado, for sure.

Ado-da-doo, we could get into the fast-five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Ooh.

That's that Lady Gaga song.

This ad always reminds me of it.

Oh, that's funny.

Yeah.

It has to do with the nature of babbling.

No, and I'm constantly thinking about Babylon.

Yeah.

Like where it all started.

100%.

I remember learning about Babylon in like fifth grade.

I'm like, damn, connected.

Yeah.

I feel very connected to the story of Babylon.

That's beautiful.

I think maybe in another life, like I was there, like a dead serious.

I can like see it in my head.

Is that crazy?

That's so crazy because that's how I feel about the Tower of Babel.

I think about the, I tried, I told you about the Tower of Babel when we first got this Babel ad because it relates back to the name babel because it's about languages and if you don't know the story of the tower of babel you should check it out because it's a really interesting story for sure and it's like the the story behind how languages were invented yeah no and i definitely remember what you said about it because i can't i think if i told you the story again yeah no i just want to let you know like i have literally no idea what you're talking about remember when we first were doing a babel ad and i was like wow that's such a great name because we didn't have this conversation on the show it was offline and i said because of the tower of babel that's like where biblically languages come from.

Because

these are familiar, yeah.

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They wanted to get into the heavens, and the tower was getting too high.

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Okay, that's your biblical lesson of the day.

And now it is time for the first story, which is some bachelor drama.

Oh my God, you guys.

Bachelor stars got PPP loans during the pandemic.

Tayshia and Colton are responding to the criticism.

Okay, several big names from the Bachelor franchise are catching flack from receiving money from the government's paycheck protection program during the pandemic, but two of them so far are defending it.

If you don't know, the PPP loans were meant to aid small businesses and allow them to keep their workforce employed during the COVID crisis, and the new public records revealed companies associated with bachelor stars like Tayshia Adams and Ari Leindike received loans in the past year in the amounts of $20,833 and $20,830 respectively.

The companies that actually received the PPP loans are interesting.

Tayshia named her company Tayshia Adams Media LLC, and Ari's is called Instagram Husband LLC.

So embarrassing.

That's like the most embarrassing part of this whole story.

Like, no, not like taking advantage of a system, but like that's what your LLC is called.

Totally.

Shame.

Another notable one is Colton Underwood, Legacy Foundation, which received an $11,355 PPP loan, and Dale Moss, who applied for a $20,000 loan, but it doesn't look like that one has been dispersed yet.

Okay, so let's dive into this.

Also, what that article, I've been on Bachelor of Reddit, like reading all of it.

And this all surfaced on Bachelor Reddit.

Also, Brian Solo.

Yes.

So I feel like there's many different categories here.

And I can really argue both sides because I feel so conflicted.

Like, I really do.

But the thing is, is that Colton Underwood has a foundation with employees.

Like, honestly, I let him off the hook.

I really do.

Yeah, he said that his rep said Colton's nonprofit filed for the PPP loan after their annual fundraising events were canceled due to COVID.

None of the PPP went directly to Colton.

In fact, Colton has never received any form of payment from the foundation.

All the proceeds go directly to people living with cystic fibrosis.

I believe that.

Even though I hate Colton and like want to make him a monster, I believe believe it.

I do.

Brian Abasolo got two loans, one in 2020 and then another one like two months ago.

Brian Abasolo is a chiropractor.

He has an office with receptionists and like nurses.

Like those people need to get paid.

He has a full-blown front-facing consumer-facing business.

Like I too, I believe I'll give Brian Abasolo the benefit of the doubt.

Yes.

Taysha also, her people put out a statement explaining her loan.

And I think this is where I have a bit of an issue because read the statement.

They said, her rep said, the primary purpose of the PPP loan is to help business owners retain their existing employees and to create jobs for Americans who are financially impacted by the COVID-19 pandemic.

As a business owner, television and podcast host and brand ambassador, Tayshia, obtained a PPP loan that enabled her to hire an employee to whom she offers market-based pay and benefits.

TMZ has told the employee Tayshia hired with the PPP money was previously previously laid off from a media company at the start of the pandemic.

The rep adds that since exhausting the PPP loan funds, but in light of the growing economy, Tayshia has committed to retaining her employee for the foreseeable future.

So like she got the loan so that she could hire someone and it's like we love to see a job being created but is that what the PPP loan was for?

It was for people whose businesses were suffering and who couldn't pay their employees wanting to make sure that so there's it's just it's very morally ambiguous and to me

the real uh

And

I consider Dale to be in the same category as Tayshia.

But at the same time, I don't know if I can really fault anyone who took a loan out in like April of 2020.

Things were so uncertain.

And honestly, like I can see someone like freaking out, but a lot of these bachelor people took out loans like as of two months ago, which is kind of.

And the influencer economy has picked up.

I think there's more jobs in that space than ever.

And honestly, a few months into COVID, like being an influencer who worked with brands was like the best thing.

Like it was non-stop work.

Like we've spoken to so many influencers who said they made more money last year than they have in their entire career.

So like, I don't know, it does, the people who applied for loans in March and April of 2021, like that really bothers me, rubs rubs me the wrong way, especially when some of them live in like, you know, states that have been open for a really long time.

Like, if you live in LA or New York, like I can understand.

See, I'm feeling so conflicted because parts of it bother me, but then also like just my philosophy is like, I really don't like to count other people's money.

You really don't know like what goes on.

And part of being an influencer is making the world think you're richer than you are.

And

so you just don't know what goes on.

But then it's like, I think of Ari and Lauren, who are kind of taking the brunt of this media scandal and Tayshia.

And I kind of think rightfully so.

Like they literally have such a successful YouTube channel.

They just did a, remember we thought they were moving to Hawaii, but they bought a second home that they're renovating in Hawaii.

Like that just feels really icky and weird.

And also Ari's a real estate agent in like Phoenix, which literally is one of the biggest like housing markets because of COVID.

So many people like moved to different suburbs and Scottsdale, Phoenix area was one of them.

So I just feel like really icky about it as a taxpayer, you know?

Yeah.

And I do pay my taxes and it's not enjoyable.

I agree with everything that you said.

I think Nick Vial summed it up pretty well.

Also, he said, what's legal isn't always right.

What's illegal isn't always wrong.

Don't know everyone's situation, but my gut tells me any alum applying for a PPP is both savvy and shitty.

Interesting debate.

I think it is an interesting debate.

And I remember in the past year, there have been so many PPP loans that have come out that were like public figures, celebrities, extremely rich people who have like company to-Tom Brady.

Tom Brady, I was reading on page six, like Rhys Witherspoon for her Draper James.

Yeah, I think LeBron.

Yeah, and I remember we had this conversation in the past and it's like, but these people have companies who have employees who need to get paid.

And that's what the PPP loan was meant to do.

Right.

And I think some of the resentment rightfully comes from people who know, you know, their parents or a friend of theirs who runs a small business and was really struggling didn't get approved for a PPP loan, but then like Lauren and R.E.R.

and it just feels gross.

And that's such a fair call.

But like also, where's the responsibility?

Like who's approving these people?

Yeah.

Just look them up on Instagram, you know?

So yes, it is a savvy thing to do, kind of like taking advantage of what's going on.

But also like we can hate the player, but we should also hate the game.

Like who is approving these applications?

Yeah, that's very true.

So I'm just feeling really torn.

And I also feel like defensive a little bit of just like the influencer industry in general, because I think like when an influencer does something, people just love to like hate influencers.

So they like, you know, make it into such a bigger deal.

I feel like there's more news about this than Reese Witherspoon.

And Rhys Witherspoon is richer 50 times more than all these people and even more famous.

And I just feel like it's always a pylon when it comes to influencers because there is this like negative stigma about influencers.

And yes, is this completely ethical?

I don't think so.

But I just hate to like jump on the bandwagon.

Honestly, I think we should ride it outside Rhys Witherspoon's house.

You know what I mean?

Like to me, that's more egregious.

And now it feels like there's more backlash about this just because it's like so easy to make fun of influencers.

Yeah, and especially bachelor people.

And I think you made a good point before when you said that like an influencer's job is like to show a house kind of put on a front.

And so, but then that also makes it really easy to think that you know everything about about them and you can look like look at their checkbook and be like, you don't deserve this loan.

Yeah, but but then that's also the blessing and the curse of like putting so much of yourself out there.

Like, why do I know that Lauren and Ari have a second home in Hawaii?

Because they made a YouTube video about it.

So if you're going to be that transparent.

Things like this are going to happen.

So I also think that if we looked at the list of people who got loans, the whole list from top to bottom, most money given, people who received it, I think there's probably way bigger fish to fry

than some of these bachelors

than their 20K.

It was like $900 billion given out and like they're 20, 100%.

They're definitely shadiness and it just sucks that like there were definitely so many businesses who didn't get approved.

But also I think what maybe people don't know is like if you're like a Tayshia or like an influencer and you have an LLC, you are not eligible to collect unemployment like millions of Americans did over the last year and that's how they were sustaining when they got laid off.

And so you're not eligible for that.

So this is like an alternate route to sustain your business.

Again, is it 100% ethical and morally correct?

I don't think so.

But I just think there's more to it, you know?

Yeah.

And I think that we, we shouldn't lump everyone in because I give a major pass to Brian Abasolo and to Colton.

And like Colton's in the headlines, but honestly, he is.

And trust me, it's killing me to say something nice about Colton.

Like it really is.

But what's right is right and what's wrong is wrong.

To me, like the Dale, the Tayshia, and the Arian Lauren, it's like, it doesn't look good.

But again, I don't know how much money you have.

So it just feels weird to like count people's money.

But that's, I guess, what we're doing.

Yeah, exactly.

Well, we'll keep you posted if anyone else makes a statement so far, just Tayshia and Colton.

And I also think that, you know, given that this has become a bit of a mess, I do think that everyone should just sort of share what they used it for if they want to clear things up.

Well, so this is where it gets shady.

When you get the loan on these websites, you have to break down how much of the money you're going to use towards paychecks, rent, utilities, resources, or whatever.

And if you are an LLC, like Dale is, and he's his only employee because it's his company, that paychecks only go to you.

So it feels very weird.

And if it says, you know, you know, Dale Moss, LLC, one employee, and then the 2000.

And then all the money we went to payroll, it went to the one employee who is Dale Moss.

And the thing about PPP loans, I watched Jason Tardix IGTV, it's very informative.

So if you give all or most of your PPP loan to pay salaries, whether that's your one employee, aka yourself, or your dozens of employees like I'm sure Brian, Colton.

Your loan, if it goes mostly to paychecks, is completely, most of the time, if a forgivable loan.

Like you don't have to pay it back.

That's why it's not really a loan.

It's just like free money, which is why so many people jumped on free money.

I don't have to give the money back to the government, of course.

So

that's why it feels even weirder because they had to give the money to themselves in order to not have to pay it back.

Yeah.

Thank you for that.

Thank you for the expert in the PPP space, Claudias.

By way of Jason Tardick.

Well, you did a good job summing it up.

Thank you.

Are you ready for our next story?

Sure.

Jamie Lynn Spears breaks her silence on Britney Spears' testimony.

Yeah, I totally forgot about those.

In a series of Instagram stories, Jamie Lynn was emotional at times as she explained how proud she is of Britney for using her voice, noting that she finally

decided to speak out after the pop princess did.

She said, the only reason I haven't spoken before is because I felt like until my sister was able to speak for herself and say what she felt she needed to say publicly, that it wasn't my place and it wasn't the right thing to do.

But now that she's very clearly spoken and said what she needed to say, I feel like I can follow her lead and say what I feel like I need to say.

She basically just said she supports her whatever she wants to do.

Yes, and what she needed to say, it wasn't that much.

She said, quote, I don't care if she wants to run away to a rainforest and have a zillion babies in the middle of nowhere or if she wants to come back and dominate the world the way she has done so many times before because I have nothing to gain or lose either way.

The situation does not affect me either way because I am only her sister who is only concerned about her happiness.

So let me say when I watched the stories I did feel like they were genuine and I did kind of appreciate her just let me finish before you guys get angry, okay?

Okay.

I did kind of appreciate I thought it was genuine even though like when she said all she really you know cares about her like only interest is being an aunt to those boys and then she wiped away a fake tear.

Like I did notice that there was no tear to wipe.

But for the most part, I thought it was genuine.

And I agree like public support versus private support, like you don't, again, like you don't know what goes on between families.

And like I think that that she gets lumped into her dad, Jamie.

It doesn't help that they have the same name.

Also, her husband's name is Jamie.

Like, there's a lot.

But I did appreciate her kind of, I'm my own person.

Like, my dad is my dad.

I am me.

I support Brittany.

And I left the video feeling like, okay, good.

Like, Brittany has someone in our corner.

And then I read people's responses and I just found myself like agreeing with them hardcore.

Yeah, the comments on the toast Instagram were not here for what she gave.

And they had good reasoning.

Like, first of all, comparing, you know, flying to Mars and moving to the Amazon to have babies with just wanting her freedom, it was just like kind of kind of sending.

Like, I don't care what she does.

You want to end the conservatorship or fly to Mars?

Like, they're not the same thing.

Like, one is a basic human right, and one is like an insane.

And you're also kind of making it seem like she's asking for something so crazy.

Yeah, yeah.

I just, somebody pointed that out.

I'm like, you know what?

That is kind of rude.

Yeah.

Then, what else someone pointed out, she made it clear, and I think what she was trying to say was, like, a lot of people think she wants to keep Britney in the conservatorship because, you know, she gets financial benefits from it.

But she's like, no, I've been paying my own bills.

I get nothing out of this.

Since she was 10.

Since she was 10.

But that's not entirely factually correct because, according to the legal paperwork in 2018, she was put on as a trustee of the

boys,

the sons,

Britney's son's like inheritance or whatever.

Like that's what she was put on.

So then you're like, okay, maybe she's just like a protective auntie, which, you know, you and I can totally understand.

We can relate.

But like who she enlisted as like the executor was like this shady, like I watched this whole, like, she hasn't acted in the benefit of Britney for the last couple of years legally.

So there was just like a lot of conflicting arguments coming from her.

Because at first at face value, I watched, I'm like, oh, this is nice.

We love sisters who support sisters.

And you know, what goes on in the public eye, like we really don't know.

And, you know, private relationships are private.

And then like there was just inconsistencies being pointed out like in different TikToks.

And I'm like, oh, that's a fair.

That's a fair point.

Yeah.

I felt the way about, I felt that way about the Instagram comments on the toast of the video where it was just like, nope, this isn't, they're not accepting it.

And the fake tear should have been my first indicator that this wasn't 100% genuine.

Yeah.

And then also, I think people were kind of put off by her tone.

Very defensive.

Very defensive.

So I think

I don't know if it had the intended effect.

She had to turn off her Instagram comments.

I'm sure she's been getting so much hate.

This is like the biggest story in the world.

And people, and Brittany, really, in her statement, explicitly said, My family, my family.

I'm mad at my family.

I want to sue my family.

My family doesn't let me do this.

Not my dad or my parents.

She said her family.

So

Jamie, Lynn, and Jamie is your family.

Yeah.

So colorless confusion.

So it's still not clear.

And I feel like up until this statement came out, I really wasn't thinking about Jamie Lynn's involvement too much.

Me neither.

And now I am.

Because I was like, you know what?

Sisters or sisters.

Like, it's private.

And I'm sure, even though we just got like a boatload of information over the last week, I'm sure there is still so much that we don't know.

100%.

So it's hard.

Like, I really try not to judge, but now there's like, now they put more out there.

Yeah.

And I think it also has to do with the fact that like in the last couple years jamie lynn has had like a resurgence to the spotlight she's on that show sweet magnolia is on netflix she did that zoe 101 reboot song with like chantal jeffries so she has a lot to lose now she does have like a like a platform and a career and

she's kind of become villainized in the story so i think this was her attempt to like you know shut the haters down and i think the haters have been blown wide open yeah the haters just got more fuel.

Yeah.

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And speaking of, Team USA will be wearing Kim Kardashian skims at the Olympics.

I'm so proud of our girl.

Like, I really am.

Such amazing news for some Kardashian stands and Olympic correspondents.

It it really doesn't get any better than this.

This is a convergence of like literally everything we've been talking about over the last month.

Over our lives.

But yeah.

Kim Kardashian announced on Monday that her Skims brand will serve as Team USA's official provider of undergarments and pajamas for the 2021 Tokyo Olympics as well as for the Paralympics.

She said, when I received the call inviting Skims to be part of Team USA, every moment I've spent admiring the strength and energy of the Olympians from the sidelines came full circle, she tweeted.

Do you remember when Kim launched Skims after doing like a bunch of projects that didn't feel like super authentic to her, like Kimoji, she was making all this merch, and we just felt like she was trying to find her niche, kind of how Kylie found Kylie Cosmetics.

We said it then and we said it now.

Like Skims is very much on its way to being a billion-dollar company if they're not even already there.

And this is so, this legitimizes her brand so much.

This takes it from being like a direct-to-consumer influencer brand to like literally being like a Haynes.

Like who normally does this?

Like fruit of the loom?

Well, this is the first time.

Oh, no.

Wow, this is marked the first time a brand's been named as the team's official underwear.

So they've never had official underwear and PJs before.

Ralph Lauren does the uniforms.

So it's Kim and Ralph.

Like, no, because you know what?

And I was thinking, I'm like, what, honestly, what is more American than the Olympics and the Kardashians?

Like, it's so American.

And honestly, Ralph Lauren making the

uniforms.

And every season, I know they do like Ralph Lauren, like USA stuff.

It's like preppy.

It's very American.

It's not me, but it's very American.

Like, I love that Kim is like the next Ralph Lauren.

No, it's so amazing.

And then also when she was talking, she was tweeting and Instagramming about, you know, how much this means to her, she talks about Caitlin and how much like the Olympics was part of their lives growing up because of Caitlin and so it really is just such a full circle moment she posted some pictures of some of the athletes like in the skims branded PJs underwear socks everything lounge wear and it's just such cute stuff and as an owner of skims like it it is so comfortable so these athletes are gonna be sleeping like babies oh wait and it's also gonna become available to the public so like set your alarms if i don't get something like i will cry set your alarms i'm so happy for like this legitimizes the brand so much much and it's just like a great convergence of different things of like of you know athletes and global sports and fashion.

Like it's just it's so stunning and I think this like whose eyea this was is a fucking genius.

I want to know like how it went down.

Who called who?

Who called yeah exactly because I'm she said team USA reached out so like someone there is just like a person of taste.

Someone there is literally the definition of in tune with what's necessary.

Yeah, the designs include bralettes, bralettes, boxer briefs, tank tops, briefs, t-shirts, socks, leggings, and more.

Honestly, I forget all the time that Caitlin was an Olympian just because she's done so much with her life since then that I forget that at one point she won, what was it?

The triathlon?

Yeah, like all of them.

You've been watching Track and Field.

Yeah, I know.

I haven't seen that one.

It's like you do all of them.

Yeah, the decathlon.

The decathlon.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, very, very.

Yeah, not triathlon, because that's like biking swimming.

That's like Iron Man.

Yeah.

But you know what?

I guess I'm going to move my stories around because that's a great segue to our next story.

Oh, wait.

Before I do, I just wanted to share one other Olympics-related story because it harks back to something we were talking about yesterday about family members not being able to go to the Olympics, which is just really bothering me the more that I think about it.

And now a Canadian basketball player who just gave birth and is like breastfeeding can't bring her baby

with her to Tokyo.

So she has to choose between her daughter and the Olympics.

The Olympics.

And she's trying.

No, but like...

No, come on.

The kid will be there when you get back.

Put him on on formula.

But she's still breastfeeding.

Oh my God, that sucks.

That's not right.

That's hard.

She's trying to petition to like get an exemption, me, but like, that's momphobic.

That is ridiculous.

That's momphobic.

It's ridiculous.

And imagine qualifying for the Olympics right after giving birth.

Like, this woman must be an elite athlete.

It's just so crazy.

The more I hear about this policy, the stupider it is.

And they can't make, well, you know, Canada does have like a lot of problems with COVID.

Like, honestly,

if that happened in the states, so many people are vaccinated.

I do feel like that person would be be able to get like an exception, like, because it's so extraordinary.

Like, of course, you could bring your baby.

It's the IOC rules.

It's not Canada's rules.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

But I'm sure they're not really, you know, dying to let one more person from Canada come.

Canada's like raging with COVID, right?

No, I know.

I know, but like.

I think it was, if it was from someone from America, we're like, we are kind of like not to like brag.

Like, we're like killing it.

Like with the, we are, like, look at that.

With the vaccination rates.

We lifted the mask mandate.

Like, we are so ahead of the curve when we were so behind the curve for so long.

And like, I don't know, we're just like sickening, you know.

And Canada is like deeply problematic.

Like, people are still in their houses.

I know we have so many toasters in Canada who, like, literally rely on this show as a lifeline to hear what's going on in the world because they can't leave their houses.

Yeah.

So, I think, like, the fact that she's Canadian, like, it's not helping her cause, but I agree, it's still unethical, like, to make it to make a woman choose.

Like, it's disgraceful.

It's disgraceful.

There should be an exception made.

And also, like, they should just allow family members who have worked their whole lives to watch their family go to the Olympics, go to the Olympics.

And also,

can't babies like not

carry carry COVID?

They can get it, but they can't give it.

They can't transmit it.

Make it make sense, please.

I mean, I really hope that

she gets to go on the channel.

That she doesn't have to choose, but like, that's crazy that she even has to do it.

What would you choose right now?

I'd choose the Olympics.

I would keep fighting.

I agree.

Yeah, of course.

But if it came down to it and you didn't win, so you either had to just not go or...

leave your breastfeeding child to, you know, with the with the partner, maybe a nanny, and like some formula.

The kid kid would be fine.

The kid would be fine.

The kid would be fine, but like you don't want to miss those moments.

Of course, no, it's so wrong and unethical, but like, you know.

That's just not right.

Push comes to shove.

I'm getting on the plane.

That's just not right.

Okay, now are you ready for our next story, which is a little more sports news?

Unless it's the Tour de France, I'm not interested.

It is the Tour de France news because the spectator who caused a massive crash at Tour de France is now missing after fleeing the country.

Wouldn't you?

Oh my god, the shame.

This woman is a fucking moron.

A spectator at the Tour de France, who caused a massive crash involving dozens of cyclists, is missing as race authorities plan to sue her.

Tour de France deputy director Pierre Yves Toulot told Ace

Saint-Laurent, told APF news agency they plan to sue the woman so that the tiny minority of people who do this don't spoil the show for everyone.

However, the French publication believes that the woman got on a flight and is untraceable.

She's believed to be German.

The video shows the woman who held a long banner on the sidelines of the race, stick the banner out a little too far, a little, like so.

She was bulging so hard into the path.

And I don't know if she didn't see the people behind her.

She was like a prankster who tried to, you know, ruin the Tour de France.

But the people, the leaders of the biking segment were literally like right behind her.

And one person accidentally knocked into her, lost his balance, and literally knocked over 50 other people.

It was a domino effect.

It was literally like a mosh pit of cyclists.

And it's so sad for so many reasons.

One, so many people got hurt.

I saw a guy literally, he fell and somebody rode over him with his bike.

Like it was a stampede.

So first of all, so many people got hurt.

Second of all, these are athletes who have trained their whole life and they were in the front.

They were in the lead.

Like they actually had a chance of winning.

And this woman just absolutely ruined it.

The sign was a hello message for her.

To her grandparents.

I can't.

The mirage.

She's going to ruin it for everyone because soon there won't be able to be spectators.

Well, but then that was my other question.

I thought it was was interesting that there was like not even so much as like a barricade.

Like when you have a parade here in New York, you want to watch from the sidelines.

You can't just watch unobstructed.

There's a barricade in front of you.

And I do feel like there's a little bit of blame to be put on the Tour de France administrators.

Like, why are you just letting random people stand four inches from the biker?

Like this close.

Someone could throw a rock or a stick.

Like, it's kind of stupid.

I agree.

I'm sure, and hopefully they'll put more measures into place, but maybe they think just by suing her that they'll discourage other people from doing it.

No, I think maybe like a red velvet rope, like something could help.

Yeah, no, a barricade.

Yeah.

So when I saw that, I was like, damn, I didn't know people could literally stand on the road that the cyclists are cycling on.

That's kind of like asking for trouble.

Yeah, I agree because everybody just like wants their five seconds of fame.

Yeah, of course.

And like, if you are this woman, like what's going through your mind?

You're, there's a nationwide manhunt.

You escaped.

So when it happened, the woman darted, obviously, but then she was caught on camera one more time because she's wearing a bright yellow coat.

Like, it's so easy to find her.

She's like, she's a few feet down on, like,

trying to watch what happens, and then she disappears.

So she was spotted twice.

And can you imagine, like, she has to get facial reconstruction surgery, or at least like she's short, she's like a brown pixie cat, like, girl, get a wig.

Like, you are the most wanted woman in Europe right now.

Yeah.

Or she should hold herself accountable.

Turn yourself in.

Turn yourself in.

Yeah.

So did anyone win the tour de France?

They have to start over?

I don't know.

I think this news sort of eclipsed anything.

Yeah, of course.

Like, nobody actually cares.

Yeah.

And I saw like the bikers getting up.

They had like blood coming out of their arms and like, and they wanted to finish because it's something you work for your whole life.

This is so dangerous.

You know what this reminded me of?

Even though it's not even in any way the same, but like the girl looked the same.

Remember when that girl crashed a Chanel Fashion Show and Gigi Hadid like literally shoved her off the stage?

Yeah.

She just gave me the same energy as that girl.

Even though that girl was like a fully a prankster.

And I do believe this was like an accident.

I didn't get the same energy because I got like really loser energy from this, like with this.

But do you think this was an accident?

Yeah, I

do think it was an accident, but stupid is stupid.

Yeah, no, like accident, schma accident, like you're wrong.

No, like it's really not that hard to see that your sign, your big dumb sign, was like about to touch a biker.

And wasn't even a teacher.

Pay attention, please.

It wasn't even a trendy teacher.

Nobody cares about you and your grandparents being on TV.

Like, literally, nobody cares.

Like, no, no.

And, like, so she tried, you're telling me she traveled from Germany to France just to hold out a sign made of actual, like, used cardboard cardboard and sharpie to say hi to her grandparents.

Like, why don't you go visit them?

I can't understand or relate to her behavior whatsoever.

I would just like love.

I, you know what I need, honestly?

Like, I need a movie about like the

week after from this girl's POV, like the week after.

Like, what do you do when this happens?

Because you make a big mistake.

It causes it like an global scandal.

And then you have to flee.

And like, you, you have to do, you definitely have to change your appearance.

Like, people, it's all over the news.

It's everywhere.

And it's a blurry photo, but like, it's still pretty,

pretty easy to tell like what she looks like so i would love like a jackie style movie where we get like the 48 hours after jfk dies but like the week after the tour de france and i would prefer that movie from like the person who crashed into her signs point of view the person who actually worked towards something yeah i know trying to accomplish something and maybe like he could be a part of like then the story of trying to find her but i really don't need to understand this woman's p of whatsoever i don't need to understand it i'm just dying to know what's going through her mind right now like she must be freaking the fuck out she should be you think she went straight from the tour to the airport?

Like, that's what I'm saying.

Like, I need you to logistically.

Like, what did she do next?

I don't know.

She burned that coat, is what she did.

Hopefully.

Hopefully.

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Southern Charms Madison LaCroix is embarrassed after exposing herself during a drunk Instagram live.

Well, she should be.

Yeah, this is kind of weird.

On Monday, the Southern Charm star spoke out about her wild Sunday night in a series of Instagram stories, explaining that last night was not my best.

Fans who are following LaCroix on Instagram know what she was referring to.

Throughout the evening, LaCroix and a female friend went live on Instagram upwards of 16 times, all while partying at home on their friend who used to date Austin.

Yes, so Claudia was explaining she caught some of the live, and it was so like

it's like i love her like i do i really love her but she's making it really really hard like yeah she first of all this whole like there was like all that drama back in covid where like you know austin would go live and then madison would go live and like it was fresh off the breakup and it was kind of like fun and juicy but like and people were going live yeah but like this is now just sad because it's like a whole year later and they broke up on the show so that was like two years ago and on the show she was like she was the one who broke up with him she wanted a clean break she wanted to see other people and now it's just like kind of like illusory and desperate to be hanging out with some random girl that Austin

used to date and trying to get back at him when he's literally living his best life doing Winter House, hanging out with Kristen Cavalieri.

He's just literally on another level.

And we thought that was going to be Madison because Madison was the one who broke up with him.

So it's just like, this is not how I saw the story ending.

And it's not looking good for Madison.

And she is not helping her own cause.

No, not at all.

On the lives, they were dancing, climbing on furniture, saying along to songs like party in the USA, and we were never getting back together.

Oof, that is so lame.

At one point, she accidentally flashed the camera, exposing her bare chest.

And then she proceeded to flash the camera multiple times after that.

Looking back on it Monday, she told her followers she wasn't exactly thrilled with her behavior.

She said, yes, I feel awful, embarrassed, drunk.

Still, I had a good time, like, clearly.

So, you and I always say, like, people who go live on Instagram drunk.

Nope.

No, no, no.

It's such a big no.

I think I used to do that, like, when I was in college, like, before I really understood, like, my platform.

And, like, it was the dumbest thing ever.

Like, I can't believe that there are people who still do that, like, especially grown adults.

Like, it's the dumbest thing you could do.

Yeah.

Like, I will never.

I agree.

Just like, have a good time with your friend, hanging out, get drunk.

Like,

going live 16 times is a little and the 16 times.

And now it's like over COVID, like, because I follow Madison, I would get like notifications like Madison LaCora is going live.

And I'd be like, meh.

And now I'm like, oh my God, again, like, it's the non-stop notification.

And I just feel like her lives have gotten her into trouble so many times and she keeps going live.

Yeah.

And the

like she has to stop, like 100%.

Yeah.

End it now.

End it now.

I don't think it's the end.

I really don't.

Definitely not.

And, like, are we filming?

We're always filming, you know?

Well, not us.

They are.

I feel like they are probably filming.

I hope so.

Because there's been a lot of stuff going on with Sewing Down South, and I feel like Craig would wait for all that till they're filming.

There's also just been, like, a lot of stuff going on in the Southern Charm world.

Like, I feel like Southern Charm hit like a little bit of a lull in the past couple seasons, but they're coming back like very strong.

Like, there's a lot going on.

The Chris and Cavalier of it all, which I don't understand.

Also Austin and Craig just being like these guys about town being on Winter House.

Like there's just like a lot.

Yeah.

And Catherine is like literally a different human being.

Like I don't know.

Like she looks, she looks great, but so different.

Yeah.

So there's just like a lot to discuss.

There is.

I'm always excited for Southern Charm to come back.

Me too.

And I do believe...

That's our show.

Yeah, I haven't had that fact checked yet, but it's our show.

It looks as though it is our show and it is coming to an end as that is all she wrote.

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