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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Monday.

Sadly, we need to acknowledge the space that we're in, and we're in a Monday, so let's acknowledge it.

Let's bless it.

Let's make it the best possible Monday we can make it and just cross our fingers until Thursday or Friday.

Yeah, it sucks that like we spoke so much about acknowledging the space we were in when we were in a good space.

Of course.

And now we have to do it for that same negative space.

That's life, by the way.

Like you literally only acknowledge the space that you're in like when it's positive.

You don't want to acknowledge when it's negative, but here we are acknowledging both the positive and the negative.

Okay, well, let me present you an idea.

What if we acknowledge the space that we're in and try and focus on like any positives about the space?

What if we acknowledge the space that we're in and choose to ignore it?

I think that's good.

No, no, no, but like there are some positives about today.

First, first full day, Passover is over.

That's true.

I had my granola bar this morning, which I haven't been able to have.

No more binding stomach issues.

Yesterday, I cleaned out the kitchen and I threw away all the matzah, and it was literally like the best day of my life.

Yeah, so that's a positive about the space that we're in.

That's true.

Like I can have rice for dinner.

Like rice was so, I actually could go another week, dead serious, without like actual bread, pasta, sliced bread.

I was dying, itching for rice.

Yeah, you're addicted to rice.

100%.

And you know what?

You can have potatoes and fries.

And like, that wasn't even enough to sashi.

I know.

I was like making fries at home.

That's sad.

I know.

Well, they were fine.

Like, they just weren't good enough.

Like, I could have ordered McDonald's if I wanted to.

I don't know.

Last year I was like so into the potatoes and chips, but this year, not so much.

It wasn't enough for me.

Dianeu.

Like,

it was not enough for me.

And I just missed rice so much.

And I cannot wait to go out to like dinner and have like sushi.

Yeah, that's really exciting.

Also, acknowledging the space that we're in, it's a beautiful day.

It is a beautiful day.

It's 55 degrees.

It was a chilly weekend.

It was also Ben's birthday.

So we're just, we're celebrating a lot of sim chut.

So I think there's plenty of positives in the space to currently acknowledge.

And also acknowledging the space that we're in and kicking off Ben's birthday, he kicked off like the birthday season for our family.

So many birthdays in the next three months.

Zach Tapiro, Zach Weinreb, Margo Ashre are all in May, right?

Yeah, they're all in one week.

Yeah, it's very tight.

We got Theo 420.

Stop.

I can't even talk about the fact that Theo's turning four because like I literally will will end up opening one of these windows and throwing myself out of it.

That's crazy.

Four is grown.

Like, do you want me to cry?

Like, seriously, change yourself.

Okay, I'm going to move on to another anniversary celebration.

Toast anniversary is coming up.

Is it our fourth year or third?

Third.

Okay, I was going to age us.

We're going into our fourth.

You know what?

Like, anniversaries are.

Canceled.

We started 2018 to 2019, 2019 to 2020.

2020 to 2021 is our third anniversary.

Okay, yeah, but we're going into year four.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is crazy.

It came up on my time hop because, like, I guess two years ago, we threw an anniversary party, which we should make more.

Well, obviously, not this year or last year, but we need to make sure we continue that tradition of throwing an anniversary party and inviting all of our friends and colleagues.

No, I think that we will.

I'm so glad that we did it then because we have all the memories to look back on and we were

so fucking snatched.

Yeah, we were looking like six.

We just like woke up and decided to be snatched.

Yeah, we woke up and chose to snatch wigs.

Actually, no, like choosing snatchiness takes months of preparation.

Years of eternity.

But yes, it is our third year anniversary.

So for those who are new, for those who have been here from the beginning, we love and appreciate you.

And thank you for listening to the show.

Yeah, so it's always a new time.

And I do feel like with Passover, it is signaling the rebirth, the new season.

Spring has sprung.

Spring has sprung.

But I feel like with new season of toast, we're really also celebrating the new season.

Yeah, I mean, we do seasons, but they start in the beginning of the year.

But season, like metaphorically, yes, of course, of course, of course.

Of course.

So that's the good stuff about the space that we're in.

Yeah, we also have a great show, of course.

So that's always important to acknowledge.

We have a real housewise of Atlanta recap at the end of the show, and I don't have much to say, but I'll do my best.

Yeah.

And we have the fast five.

Did you watch any other stuff this weekend?

No.

Or read anything?

No, I

should this should come as a shock to no one.

I was pretty much on a three-day bender.

Have not stopped drinking since the weekend started.

And I'm curious if other people are struggling with this kind of post-pandemic fatigue issue.

Because like for me, in the last like months since, you know, vaccines have started to roll out and the city's really pretty much open,

I have been going out so much and like partying so much.

And

it's like wearing on me, but like, I feel this, like, inane, I don't know if that's the right word, like this internal guilt to like keep going out because I couldn't go out for so long.

But, like, I'm tired, too, and like, I don't want to turn down plans because I know like what me a year ago would be dying to say yes to these plans.

But my body, like, if I, if I were were to listen to my body, my body would say stay the fuck inside.

Well, like, but I'm listening to my head.

I think that you can't compare like right now to a year ago.

Go at your own pace, listen to your body, acknowledge the space that you're in, and still use your judgment.

You don't have to all of a sudden go to everything.

That's not who you are.

No, I've been dancing at every party.

You can't dance.

You can't dance at every wedding.

That's the truth, but you haven't been to a wedding in so long.

Like, how do you know?

So maybe you should.

Yeah.

So that's currently what I'm doing.

I would say pace yourself.

You know your body better than anyone.

Just listen to to it.

Yeah, if I'm listening to her right now, she's mad at me for like what we did this weekend.

Like no sleep.

She was always mad.

Club, another club, bus, you know?

She was always mad about that.

You know, that's also just.

She never feels good, though.

That's part of the, as long as you're having fun at the things that you're doing, you're always going to have to pay the price.

Yeah, no.

And I saw some great celebrities this weekend, like out and about in town.

I saw Zane and Gigi.

And?

So tall, so skinny, so in love.

Nice.

Yeah, they were like literally huddled over each other the whole time.

No bibbit in sight, but that's okay because because I'm sure they have an annie.

It's parents nine.

I think they can afford one.

P ⁇ L.

Yeah, no, it was cute.

It was actually just like crazy to be in the presence of like two people so famous.

I was thinking to myself, like, this is, you know, maybe the closest I'll get to a one-direction reunion.

That's where my head was at.

No, I think you'll get closer sometime.

Yeah, but I think you'll be at like a concert once, like, Harry Styles, and like, Niall is there.

Yeah, you know, I actually have been thinking a lot about Niall Horn.

I'm so glad you brought that up because I've been really, really, even though quarantine is over, I've been really spending a lot of time inside the quarantine playlist, which is such a fabulous place to be.

And a couple days ago, I was listening to that song that he wrote for some music, When Nothing's Out of Reach,

it feels like I'm finally free.

Finally free from the movie Smallfoot.

Smallfoot, thank you.

And so I was listening to it, and then it just like caused me to just go back and appreciate some of Niall Horn's music.

And if you would have told me like the day that One Direction broke up, that Niall Horn, out of all them, in my opinion, would have some of the most popular and arguably best music out of all the soloists in one direction like you would have like i never would have believed you like yes harry's is more critically acclaimed more award-winning but i think niles is way more like accessible pop music radio hits and he's really undervalued in the music industry i think yeah well i'm glad that that you're seeing him everyone deserves to be seen and i i see niall horn i actually saw him in concert literally i saw him you have seen him for a while seen him.

I have laid eyes.

And it was a great night.

It was the Flicker World Tour.

We bought merch.

It said Flicker, but it looked like it said fucker.

Because the L and the L and the I like were connected.

So Snitch and I had a good laugh about that.

That's actually a great t-shirt to have, a fucker t-shirt.

And it was a really great night.

And also, it was like a split concert.

I wouldn't say one was opening for the other because it didn't feel that way with Marin Morris.

Oh, that is good.

So we just had a great night.

I do find it interesting when

people go on tour together.

They don't like open for each other.

They go on tour together.

And it's like, what is the better slot?

First or last?

Last.

Interesting.

Well, and I'm sure, like, the argument, like, when you're first, you can acknowledge that space and make the argument that it's better.

You get to go home earlier.

You know, you get to be performing when it's like light out, which is just like better lighting.

But you can't avoid the fact that like second is better.

The headliner is the second.

Well, I was watching Joan Rivers' documentary recently for like the 50th time.

And she, amongst the million things she was doing, she did a show in Atlantic City.

She co-performs with Don Rickles.

And she was like, When we first started, like, I asked to go first because, like, I wanted to get home first.

And so she's like, Everyone thinks, like, Don Rickles has a better spot, but I actually have the better spot.

Right.

So I think it could go both ways.

But I also think if two people are going on tour 50-50, like, how come, and the second slot is the better slot, and they're equally big artists, like, why don't they switch off every night?

And by the way, usually they'll bring out the second artist.

Like, I'm sure Marin's saying Seeing Blind, right?

Yes, so you have to wait.

Yeah, you have to wait.

You can't go home anyway.

So it actually sucks to go first.

But that song, Seeing Blind, is so so good.

Yeah.

Also, just while we're on the subject, because you brought up Smallfoot, kids' movies, I just have an update about Descendants, something that I learned about Descendants 4.

Descendants 4, the Royal Wedding, is going to be animated.

Animated movie.

Wait, what?

Like,

cartoon.

Cartoon.

I don't understand.

Cartoon.

The characters are like voicing their characters, and it's going to be cartoon.

But is it like a...

Continuation of the story?

Yeah, because they were like engaged, and now it's a royal wedding.

No, and you know what it is?

You know what it is?

It's a disgrace is what it is.

Yeah, you can't just change mid-franchise from animated, from real life to animated.

No, it's so disgraceful.

It's so hurtful.

And like, we put up with a lot with Descendants 3.

And to do this on number 4,

who asked for this?

That's weird.

Kenny Ortega should know better.

It's sick, the whole thing.

Sick.

Sick in the head.

So I was so excited last week, and I'm no longer excited.

I'm sorry for you that that's been taken away.

It's okay because I didn't know.

Like, I'm just going to go back to a few days ago where I didn't even know Descendants 4 was like two two words I would put together Well actually speaking of franchises Ben because it was his birthday and like you know you can't say no to someone on their birthday He's been like begging me to watch Harry Potter with him because like he's obsessed like he read the books He loves the movies and I obviously say no, but I literally could not say no to him on his birthday So we watched it like on Saturday afternoon and we had um he chose one because I said don't show me one where like the kids when they're young they're cute.

Then there's a few movies where they're like a little weird looking because they're going through puberty and then they like grow up to look like themselves.

And I'm like, don't show me any of like the the puberty ones.

Like I hate watching kids go through puberty, like Bran Stark syndrome.

I don't like it.

And we watched number four.

And I have to say,

I love franchises.

Like Twilight, like, and I think a lot of them get bad reputations.

I have to say, like, this movie was a piece of shit.

Like, and I don't mean to offend like the Harry Potter community, but oh my God, like that's your hero.

Like literally the worst movie of all time.

And it never ended.

And I'm saying that knowing that, you know, one of the main characters in the

prison.

No,

what was the movie called I don't know ask

the one that you watched Prisoner of Askabam but that's not number four sorcerer's stone goblet of fire thank you um do you know who the main character is in goblet of fire who I'll give you one clue

Edward Cullen

Robert Pattinson yes he's in it he's literally the star so you must have loved it you would think because he was young and so cute like so handsome he must have been like 16 like you could tell he was gonna grow up to be like you know the blood-sucking vampire of our dreams but he was just like had this youth and this innocence and i couldn't believe it so i was like actually into the movie at first but oh my god they dragged it out so long and it was so bad wow i mean i would never think that you would like it and i feel like if you ever would like it you really do need to watch it from the beginning to care at all no no i've seen Sorcerer's Stone.

I saw the first, I think I saw the first three.

And then I saw the third one and I found it to be so scary.

Like there was a big tree and the campers were quaking.

And I was just like, I don't watch scary movies.

What the fuck is this?

So I am not a Harry Powder Powder stand.

Harry Powder.

I think that if I took the time to watch each movie now as an adult, with maybe like I could handle it, I'm sure I would find it to be really good.

I'm sure it's like.

No, I'm telling you, like, there is a myth.

Like, it's not good.

Really?

Like, I can't believe people who like that, like, judge us for watching Twilight.

Like, now having seen, like, a lot of Harry Potter and all of Twilight, like,

it, like, bothers me that, like, Harry Harry Potter is like critically acclaimed and like Twilight is like considered like, you know, trash.

I've never compared the two.

Like to me when I'm thinking about Harry Potter, it's I'm just I'm like reminded of Game of Thrones.

Game of Thrones.

Yes.

It's me as well.

So how many movies did you watch?

One.

Okay.

But I've seen three.

So now I've seen four out of six.

What do people say is the best movie?

I feel like the early ones.

People really like the first one.

People really like the first one.

I feel like everyone really enjoys the last two.

Oh, everyone really enjoys the last two.

Unfortunately, like they just lost me on number four and I will not be making it to five and six.

Yeah, but you know which one I did like?

Number seven.

Love number seven.

Is that a story today?

No, it's not.

So let's just talk about him.

Okay, we talk about number seven all the time here on the toast.

And again, it's really niche Gen Z drama.

So let us explain it to you from an old person's perspective.

And we have explained it, and it's not drama.

It's like the most.

It's not drama.

Sorry.

It's

news.

Yeah.

So this video had gone viral on TikTok and we've spoken about it a lot of times.

We posted it to our Instagram and we'll re-up it later, say, in our Instagram stories.

Because it was just like this pure video of like this football team, high school football team in Michigan, like celebrating after a win.

And I guess like their, you know, um

tradition is to sing Eeny Meenie Meiny Mo Lover by Justin Bieber featuring Sean Kingston.

And it was just like a hilarious video that went viral because it was so precious.

And the quarterback, I assume, number seven was number seven.

He was kind of the star of the video and he just looked like so cute and everyone like all these 30 year olds were like who is this you know 17 year old who's making our heart flutter?

And so he's just like the video went viral and he's just been like living his life as like a viral sensation.

He's actually going to Harvard to play football.

Like, he's really good.

I found out literally a few days ago, and I think it like just happened, that he is dating Kendall Vertes from Dance Moms, Jill's daughter.

I know we all remember Jill's daughter.

Yeah.

Big deal.

Huge.

So I never watched Dance Moms.

So I.

Oh, my God.

You didn't?

No.

So I don't know Kendall.

I'm so sorry to disappoint you.

No, no.

Don't be sorry.

Like, you have a journey ahead of you.

Dead ass.

I don't think I would like it at this point.

Oh, my God.

Really?

You would love it.

It's twisted.

Like, it's so,

excuse me.

I'm alive.

Am I?

Yes.

Okay.

It's so good.

And there's so many stars born.

Chloe Lucasiak, who is a toaster.

Maddie Ziggler, of course, Kenzie, Naya.

Like, there's just...

It's so fucking good.

And honestly, you should watch it if not for any other reason than just get to know Principal Holly.

Okay.

She is really the only one with her head screwed on straight.

Okay, maybe I will.

And then, oh my God, in the beginning, like the whole candy apple drama.

Jackie, you will die.

Like, it's so fucking funny.

Okay.

And the dances, like, I actually think it's interesting to watch.

They're actually like really good dancers.

Yeah, that I didn't know.

Yeah, it's good.

So number seven.

Oh, sorry.

Is dating Kendall.

So Kendall wasn't, I believe, a part of the original cast.

She came in a little later on and she was very good, like a major threat.

Like the pyramid was quaking.

You'll understand that reference in a few days.

Okay.

And so how do you feel about the relationship?

Everything.

Like, I think it's, I love an age-appropriate relationship.

I love, like, two, you know, Instagram stars finding love.

I think they're probably, um,

he's from Michigan and she, if she was on, she has to live in Pittsburgh because that's where Abby Lee Dance Company was

founded.

Founded, yes.

And I think,

I think it's like a good, I really do think it's a good match.

That's really cute.

And I have to say, like, after I posted about it on my stories, I did find out that Riley Vertez, Kendall's sister, is a big-ass toaster.

And she kind of gave me me like some tea and she just said like they're really happy together.

And like, I'm so happy for them.

That is so cute.

I'm so happy that for them.

I'm so happy for number seven.

Like, he has stayed in my heart and in my mind ever since the video.

And so to hear this great news, plus he's going to Harvard.

Like, no, I know.

I would love to see it.

And like, I feel like he could have dated like anyone, you know, and he could have went for like an obvious like LA girl.

But the fact that he like, I don't know.

I don't know Kendall at all, but I just feel like she's a nice like hometown gal.

And I feel like she's down to earth.

Again, don't know anything about her, but I just get that vibe from her Instagram.

So I think it's really cool that, like, he chose her and she chose him, and they are going to live happily ever after together.

And I would like to be the godmother of their children.

Yeah, they chose each other, just like Theo chose McPlant.

Theo is eating the plant.

This plant is actually, while beautiful, proving to be a little bit of a hindrance on our production.

You know what we need?

We need a plant that hangs from the wall.

Yeah.

Not one on the floor.

Theo.

Come here.

Come here, my angel boy.

Come.

He goes hard for McPlant.

Come here, Theo.

Dude, come to do.

Dude, come on.

There There he comes.

Give me your mic.

Thank you.

And how's Theo?

How's Theo doing today?

He's doing good.

Like, really feeling strong.

Did he watch Bruce on the episode?

He did not.

He felt hurt that he was kicked out of the studio because of his cousin.

Yeah.

But you know, like, everyone deserves a little shine.

It's true.

We all are really good.

I think we're all really good singers.

We all sing a lot.

That's the best fucking video, that Victoria Justice video.

I agree.

Okay.

Okay.

I feel like we've dilly dallied long enough.

I feel like we've caught up and now it is time to get into the fast side stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Okay, are you ready for our first story?

We need to talk about this.

Bridgerton breakout star Reggie Jean Page, aka the Duke of Hastings, will not appear in season two.

Why?

But why?

So the Bridgerton official account penned a letter by Lady Whistledown saying that it was a great announcement.

It was a great announcement.

It was in Lady Whistledown's tongue.

It was the best they could have given us, like bad news.

Yes, letting us know that he will not be in season two.

Now, on the one hand, it's not a huge deal because season two

follows a different Bridgerton child.

We will be following Daphne's brother, the Viscount, and it's based on the book The Viscount Who Loved Me, whereas the first season was based on the book, The Duke and I.

So he

each season is not meant to be about Phoebe.

Yes, it's all going to.

Did I call her Daphne?

I think one of her.

Her real name is Phoebe.

Oh, okay.

I think her real name is Phoebe, and her name is Daphne in the show, right?

Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool.

Cool, cool, cool, cool.

Yeah, so they wouldn't be the focal point of season two.

But of course, like, just like the Viscount was in season one, like, you know, we'll get some action from the siblings in season two.

So let me say this.

When it came to the second movie, I kind of assumed we might like never see Phoebe and Simon, or Daphne and Simon again.

Like maybe like one season, like they go to their house or something.

Like to me, they're going to live in the country, right?

Like they have this whole life.

So I thought that neither one of them would be in the show.

Period.

Well, I think that like they'll be in the show in the sense that like it'll be the London season.

The Duke and the Duchess are going to come to the parties.

And the fact that the Viscount's sister is a duchess like helps them in the marriage market.

So it's just like they're not stars and I'm sure they'll have an easy job of writing the show show without the Duke of Hastings being present.

But like it would have been a treat to see them.

Everybody fell in love with them.

No, it's so bizarre.

Like

he must have gotten a huge gig.

Yeah, so I mean I think that's probably what it is and definitely doesn't want to like commit to more seasons of this show.

He's a huge star now.

He probably is commanding major roles and to do a little cameo in this next season isn't worth his time, which I understand.

I don't know.

I don't know if I understand.

I think there's a very delicate thing in Hollywood, like with the thing that made you famous.

A lot of people like run from it.

Some people lean into it.

And I think, yes, it made him a huge star, but it could have been like a flash in the pan.

It really could have.

I think maybe committing to one, maybe two more seasons, like wouldn't have been the worst thing for him.

That's just, that's just my business perspective.

I personally agree because I'm just like, you know, nostalgic like that.

Yeah.

But I'm sure he has some great roles lined up.

It's just going to be sad.

It's sad for the fans that we don't get to see him.

Yeah, no.

And I, as much as I'm sure the new season of Bridger Channel is going to be good, like, I really am here for like the Simon and Daphne story.

I know, but we're like, the ship, the, like, I know, has sailed.

No, completely.

Like, they got their happy.

They're going to have, like, season two has actually a lot to live up to because it's like a whole new storyline.

And season one is so beloved.

Which brother is it?

The older one or the one who goes to those parties?

The older one.

Okay.

The one who was in love with the opera singer.

Right?

Got it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because he's the Viscount.

There can only be one Viscount.

And he's older.

And he's a Viscount who loved her.

Yeah.

I I really didn't like him or his sideburns.

No, I really didn't like him because he was just like not being good at his job.

He was unlikable as fuck.

Yeah, and no, and he wanted Daphne to marry like that.

That nasty Nigel.

Yeah, and she was the jewel of the season.

The diamond of the season.

Makes no fucking sense.

Makes no fucking sense.

He's going to have a lot to answer for in season two.

Yeah.

You know, now that we're taking the time to get to know him, which nobody asked for.

No,

I want to know why he wanted Daphne to marry Nigel.

Yeah.

I'm excited just for like a new season of something like we can all be excited about.

But also, the Viscount was good friends with the Duke of Hastings.

So like in his pursuit of marriage, like he could have gotten marital advice from the Duke.

But wouldn't he lean on his married friend?

There's just gonna be a couple plot holes.

Married friend and brother-in-law.

Right.

Who's gonna give him sage wisdom?

Yeah, he doesn't have a father.

His father passed away.

Like there's gonna be a gap for sure.

For sure.

So devastating news for Simon, the Duke of Hastings, but we wish you well on your journey to megastardomy.

Yes, that is very true.

Now for some sad news, DMX has been hospitalized in New York.

Terrible.

He's been admitted to a New York hospital following a reported drug overdose.

On life support, like it's really severe.

Yes, the 50-year-old rapper experienced a heart attack triggered by an OD.

TMZ reports.

On Saturday, DMX's representatives confirmed to Billboard that the rapper is currently hospitalized.

And as of Saturday night, DMX is on life support, Rep said.

A source had told TMZ earlier in the day that the Yonkers Bred MC, who has a long history with drug abuse, had some brain activity while another source said he was in a vegetative state.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Well wishing him the best.

Yeah this is a developing story.

Yeah.

But very scary very sad.

Very scary very sad sending love to his family like truly that's so scary.

Yeah

like wow.

So picking back up Travis Barker joins girlfriend Courtney Kardashian's family for Easter.

By the way, this Kardashian Easter was one of their best.

Right, that's what really what I wanted to talk about.

Kardashian Easter came again.

Palm Springs was shook to the core.

Everyone was out in full force, including Travis Barker joining his girlfriend, Courtney.

Courtney called him her boyfriend on a TikTok.

Alabama Barker with the premium content.

We already knew, but now we know.

For me, like, I didn't need a confirmation.

Like, the kids hanging out together, like, they're obviously dating and they're obviously pretty serious.

Yeah, and I know, but it's just like something so juvenile when you like finally call someone your boyfriend and girlfriend where it like makes it real, even for the fans.

100%.

so i'm living for it i'm so happy i'm happy for courtney her stock continues to rise in my book no i know like i'm actually like quaking because my entire kind of

belief system like has been turned around because like i'm obsessed with courtney and travis barker like to the point where like i think about them all the time yeah no it's it's so good i don't want to think about it too much because i don't want to like jinx it i know so i'm just gonna let time pass and then be like oh wow it's been months they're still together but like were his kids in palm springs because i believe that they were you oh i saw tick tock of travis in a pool with his son and it just like looked like the kardashian pool well that would be beautiful that i know but like how big is that house they have that many rooms no i know it's really big but like i thought there's so many people there's so many people that each require a master bedroom plus they have kids like well there's definitely i think i remember seeing like a huge room with like bunk beds like for all the kids like there's a kids room i think there's literally one room for the kids except maybe some of the older ones like alabama probably gets like a regular room yeah but still i had the same thought like every like kylie's not just gonna be sleeping in some guest room.

Neither is Kim.

I'm sure all the bedrooms are like master suites.

They have like en suites.

They have bathtubs.

Like, I'm sure they're all, but, like, how many are there?

Okay, well, Chris.

Chris and Corey.

Kim.

Kim.

Chloe and Tristan.

Travis and Courtney.

Kendall.

Kylie.

Kylie.

So that's six rooms, just family.

Yeah, but then if they have the bunk room for the camera.

One room for the kids.

Then there needs to be a room for danny.

Yeah,

nanny.

And like the adult kids, like Alabama, there's probably just like a regular guest room.

So I would say that in order to stay comfortably, they need 10 rooms.

Yeah.

So yes, the logistics of this Easter weekend like did keep me up at night because I was just like confused like where are they all sleeping?

Like maybe there's a local like a local hotel some people see it at like I don't know.

Yeah, no, and also I feel like sometimes when Kylie goes, she leaves the same night.

Yeah.

But she slept over because we had daytime looks and then we had like next day Easter planie vibes.

No, and like everyone like everyone was there for the weekend.

So like make it make sense.

Maybe they got two houses.

Yeah, maybe they like rented the one next door.

Yeah.

I think that's good.

Yeah.

There's no way this house accommodated this entire family.

And even if it did, like they're too rich to like be sleeping on top of each other for the whole weekend.

Plus glam, plus for all the campers.

Assistants.

Assistants, all the campers, it's not just one nanny.

No, and like literally like how would even their cars fit in the driveway?

Like I'm just so concerned about all of these things.

Yeah, no, like chef.

Chef.

Yeah, no, it makes no fucking sense.

So I think they rented another house in the community.

Got it.

I would love some follow-ups to this particular conundrum.

But beyond that, they gave us so much content.

Like Chris's gifts for all the

men was actually really interesting in terms of who was included.

Can you pull up the picture?

Tristan Gottgolf Clubs?

The clubs.

Okay.

Scott was noticeably absent.

Clubs.

Chris Jenner, Rob Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Courtney Kardashian.

Then there's a pair of clubs to the left that I can't, to the right that I can't see.

I saw one with all the guys.

Oh, I didn't see that one.

I think I saw Travis Scott, Tristan Thompson, Rob Kardashian.

I'm googling.

Kardashian golf.

I didn't see Travis.

I did not see Travis.

You didn't see Travis.

No, but I just thought, I just remember thinking like, oh, that's an interesting group of men in terms of the golf clubs.

Oh.

Can you find it?

Travis posted a photo of clubs.

that look like they were part of the lineup.

No, no, no.

Hold on.

Let me just, I saw it.

Hold on.

This is too too important just give us one moment

who got golf who got clubs right i just think it'll really kind of blow this thing wide open they love golf well they're in palm springs like literally what else do you know and also chris jenner says that the golf course is a great place to meet a guy

who got them travis yeah travis got clubs yeah no oh and by the way they also all got um

golf carts yeah

like what a gift no and it's like it's just easter no i know but, like, this is probably, like, the most low-key gift Chris Jenner's ever getting.

Yeah, totally.

Oh, man, it's bothering me so much.

Like, why can't I find it?

I swear I saw it.

Chris Jenner Golf Clubs.

I just, I'm not letting this go.

Someone will also let us know.

Yeah, I know.

But I just wanted to discuss.

Was it here?

Okay, maybe, maybe then I'm making it up if I can't find it.

Like, that's probably more like it.

But I see.

Wishful thinking.

You had a dream of it.

I swear in my life I I saw like a Travis Scott one.

Oh, that's confusing.

Travis Scott, Travis Barker.

Oh, I didn't even think of that either.

We have two Travises in the family.

The Travi.

The Trevi?

Okay, whatever.

What I was going to say was, though, justice for Scott, because it appears as though he was left out of this weekend.

Well, you know what?

Like, if you want to be with Amelia in Miami and, like, dating underage girls, then go and do that.

But you just can't have it both ways.

I completely, you can't get to be like the family-friendly guy and also the guy who dates 18-year-olds.

I completely agree yeah i'm not even mad about it well by the way i literally could not even find it so that's so upsetting let me check one more place okay and then are you ready to move on like i don't think i'll ever be ready to officially move on from this particular story yeah but for the sake of our show yes yeah but we could talk about it later like you and i okay you can move on i'm just like

no this next story i need your i need your full attention because it was something that you referenced earlier but pregnant lauren burnham and ari lindyke jr are planning to move to hawaii that's crazy they are moving to hawaii they they said, revealing that their family will soon be residing on the island of Maui.

They uploaded an eight-minute tour of their new digs on YouTube.

The hillside home is beach adjacent and features a deck, four bedrooms, and two bathrooms.

We're going to make all these memories here.

We're going to have the best life.

It's going to be like the perfect spot to raise our little babies.

It's going to be cool.

Ari said in the video, this is like a dream for us.

That is so cute.

First of all, they are just like...

I'm still waiting on, you know, the apology from Bachelor Nation to the Lindyke family because they are like some of my favorites who just like are not thirsty at all like they just live their life in scottsdale soon to be hawaii i'm really really happy for them um and i really commend people who can just like you know throw caution to the wind and just like move to hawaii you know like i wish i was like that no one it's like i thought they were living the life of riley in scottsdale but like no it's just gonna keep getting better i do feel like they're always in hawaii they got married in hawaii they have a connection i saw i follow one if not both of them i saw that they were in hawaii like making content and like saying they had something to reveal which they were obviously like purchasing their home yeah no so I, but I didn't like click.

I didn't, I didn't fall for the clickbait.

For the clickbait.

I didn't fall for the clickbait, but I should have because it was because it was very interesting.

They're moving to Hawaii.

Like, I'm going to watch this home tour.

I find that really interesting.

And I'm really happy for them.

I just like really like them.

I think they're really nice people.

Yeah, I agree.

And their family's growing.

And

what a better place than to be born on the beach.

Like, hello?

Yeah.

And they're expecting twins.

Oh, cute.

So it'll be a family of five.

Yeah.

In a four-bedroom house.

Ooh, don't talk to Chris.

Okay.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

It's a little donut news.

The fifth and final story.

Yeah.

The fifth and final story.

It's the final story.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I like that.

Krispy Kreme debuts Oreo glazed donuts for the first time.

Take a look at these bad boys.

Oh.

Yeah, no, they sound better than they look.

Okay, can I tell you what I was thinking before you brewed it with that photo?

Like donut, Oreo donut?

No, I was just kind of thinking the same like glazed donut, but the glaze is like an Oreo glaze.

So it's still just like a plain donut.

No, it's like a little

cookies and cream glaze.

What you just showed me looks like, no offense, because I love the Enteman's brand, but those box of 12 donuts they have with the chocolate covered, the brown sugar, like they're really subpar and they look like the chocolate covered ones.

Yeah, I totally agree.

We'll post a picture of the Krispy Kreme donuts on our Instagram.

Do not worry.

It sounds better than it looks.

Can I see it again?

Yeah, there's too much going on.

I don't understand what I'm looking at.

Okay, here's where you're looking at.

What is a doughnut?

Yes, you are looking at those hostess-like donuts that are like the chocolate on the outside, but it's like a crust and it's not premium.

Honestly, I thought

I really expected Mike Tubagari, whatever his name was, to do more.

What was his name?

Mike Tulsfeet.

Mike Tullerberg.

Let's just go look at our episode title.

Oh, yeah.

It was definitely Mike Tattle's tale.

Oh, Mike Tattlefield.

Something like that.

Yeah.

Hold on, hold on.

I'm on my way.

Mike Tattler.

This episode requires like the most of research.

Okay, Mike Tattersfield.

You were close.

Mike Tattersfield, like do better.

This is not fucking it at all.

Okay, so not only it has that like hostess look on the outside, it's like a shell of hard chocolate on the outside of a plain donut, which is great.

And then the inside is like stuffed with a crazy green-like filling.

Ew, like so sick, I will.

Try it, but probably not like it.

So the donut chain has partnered with Oreo to create two brand new treats.

Oh, there's two.

The iconic glaze waterfall will be transformed to cover donuts in a rich cookies and cream coating.

Oh, that's what I just said.

That's what we want.

Two limited edition donuts have also been added to the menu.

The Oreo Glaze Donut.

That's what it's just and the Oreo cookie over the top donut.

So there's a donut with a cookie in it.

I think just the photos they took are bad.

Yeah, these are bad promo photos.

The former is covered in the new glaze stuffed with cookies and Krispy Kreme signature cream, then topped with crumbled Oreo pieces and an icing drizzle.

The latter is topped with cream and chocolate icing, then finished with an Oreo cookie.

Is anyone like confused?

You know, like confounded.

Three donuts, they all sound the same.

No, like this is just so many descriptors for a donut.

I know, and I will try it, of course.

Um, but I just want to say I'm disappointed in the photos.

But speaking of krispy cream, which has been just like the topic of discussion for the last week, since Passover is over, we're having a delivery from corporate.

Yeah, that's right.

This is our episode.

And we're going to be doing a mukbang on our YouTube.

We also got the Tall House chocolate pie from Beverly Hills Cafe Cafe that we raved about last week.

Literally, there's one remaining Beverly Hills Cafe in Miami Lakes, and you and I

like spoke about it, obviously.

And I got reached out to by every single person who worked there,

who's ever worked there, who owns it, who claims to own it.

Like every single person, we got ourselves the Tall House cookie pie.

So that plus the Krispy Kreme delivery will be like a sensational mukbang.

And you better subscribe to patreon.com slash the morning toast.

We have some good stuff coming up this month.

I'm actually really excited.

Me too.

Okay, those were the fast eyes stories.

I feel as though you needed to know them.

Debatable.

Debatable.

Definitely the Bridgerton of it all, and definitely the Palm Springs Chris Jenner of it all.

But I think other than that, oh, DMX too, but I had already known that.

Other than that, you could have lived without today's episode.

No kidding.

No, I just like to talk, so whatever.

Same, but let's talk about Real Houses of Atlanta and then I want to talk about all the other shit I watched.

Sure.

So Real Houses of Atlanta, we wrapped up our trip in New Orleans, and I actually

felt bad for Drew.

Like her whole trip went to shit and she tried really hard to like make it a nice trip.

And I think in the beginning it was, but it got overrun by the drama.

And honestly, I am like the biggest Marlo fan, but like I don't know what the hell she's doing.

No, I mean she was so rough.

All over the place.

All over the place.

She said she was drunk.

So like maybe we should just leave it at that.

But no, but also like next week, did you watch a preview?

What's happening?

They had said that they heard from someone

that Marlo got liposuction and that's why she was like said her back was hurting her.

She didn't go to like half of the events.

So actually, like, it's a decent theory.

And so, maybe she was just like out of sorts because she was acting a fool.

Like, why am I being put in the middle while literally like firmly placing herself in the middle when nobody put her in the middle?

No, she was being crazy.

And when she was like taking the picture, she's like, Move in, fakes.

Like, when they showed the flashback, I was like, Move-in fakes.

That was funny.

Right?

No, it's funny, but she was just being mean to everyone.

Yeah, she was like on one.

So I think she said that it was the Patron.

So, like, maybe she was drunk.

Maybe her back, like, I don't know.

But I feel like she doesn't stand by that.

I hope not because, like, she's usually like

pretty

like, I feel good following her, but I was like, what are you doing?

Like, and she really did make a whole scene in front of Big Frida.

Right.

But sometimes you're on a trip and like things just go haywire.

There's always like a night that's like weird and crazy.

Haywire.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I completely agree.

Like drunk and hungover and tired

and cabin fever.

Yeah.

And it just like things go south.

I agree with you.

But what

I feel so, you know, kind of proud of is like since I started watching Atlanta, like I have always, without a doubt, like blindly followed Miss Portia Williams.

And after last night's episode, I just felt like even more

cemented in that feeling and like so proud of my decision because not only is she so funny, like she just makes me laugh so much.

When she was going toe-to-toe with Kenya and like giving Kenya nothing, just being like, yeah, yeah, you're jealous.

Like I was living for it because it was driving Kenya up a fucking wall.

I'm like, like, I just really can't stand Kenya.

And I think Portia's like the only one who knows how to fight with her.

And I was just living for the whole scene.

Like, her not giving Porsche like an, her not giving Kenya like an inch.

Whoa, he's about to be.

He feels like about to fall off, right?

Let him.

Like, he needs to learn.

No, no, no.

I will never let him.

No, no.

Yes, I agree.

And then like by the end, because Portia didn't give Kenya the reaction that she wanted, it's like, wait, so Kenya, what did you want from all of this?

No, and it's like, she's like, what do you want Porsche to say?

That she fucked Bolo.

And literally, Kenya's like, no, I mean, I don't care, but like, stop lying.

But you do care.

I don't care.

It's so obvious that Portia, it's giving me like vibes from like Brandy and Denise.

Like, it's obvious that they fucked, but like, the point is, is that it's none of our business.

And it's certainly not fodder for the TV show.

I totally agree.

So it's the same exact situation.

Of course, Portia fucked Bolo.

Like, she's a single woman.

Why shouldn't she?

Who cares?

It's none of our business.

And she obviously didn't want it brought up.

And Candy, who I now have so much respect for, is the only person who really understands what's going on.

Candy was right next door.

Candy knows she was fucking Bolo and probably Tanya was in there too.

Candy says it's nobody's business.

Yeah, and Candy is unwavering in her refusal to talk about it, which I really appreciate.

And respect.

I completely agree.

I love that her and Portia just like fled the fucking state.

And oh my God, like when they, when the lights went out and they got stuck there and they go to commercial break and then they're just like magically home, like, how did they get home?

No, I know.

I think they had to stay probably for like three extra days.

Like it was a bad storm.

I want to know how long, if they like had to move flights and stuff, but I feel like if they they did, they would have shown it.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm just like, I'm so poor.

She'll like, get me out of here.

One, because I'm not having a good time.

And two, because there's a storm.

Like, I'm not being stuck here with these girls.

No, I was literally like having anxiety thinking about

I was stuck like on a vacation.

Like, yeah, you could just stay in your room and like do your thing.

I would just like want to be home so badly.

So badly.

I've made the decision now like that.

I feel like we're enough of the season in.

Like, I really like Drew.

Yeah.

I think she's like a good time gal.

She's fun.

She did her best planning the trip.

But like when Kenya was like in the confessionals, confessionals, like, this trip sucks, like, South Carolina.

I win.

I was like, oh, my God, I cannot.

No one's even comparing the two.

Yeah.

I just can't stand her.

I know you can't.

And where has Brooklyn been?

I don't know.

We didn't, like, she said she was going to check on her at one point in the episode.

Yeah, but like, we literally didn't see Brooklyn the whole episode.

Yeah, but like, I didn't think we were going.

Like, I think she's just trying to.

be able to do it all.

No, I know, but like on the previous trip where she brought Brooklyn, like, Brooklyn was like the center of the whole thing.

I guess.

I just like haven't even seen her like in the bedroom, like hanging out in the back.

Yeah.

Maybe she's in a different room.

I think she's in a different room.

Without Chris Jenner's house.

Right, right, right.

It all comes back to Chris Jenner's house.

Yeah, next week's guys look really good, though.

Yes, I'm curious about this whole liposuction ordeal.

Like, where did Marlow go?

Like, are they taking appointments?

You know?

100%.

100%.

100%.

Okay, other stuff that I watched this weekend that I just want to share with the class.

So I told you I watched the movie Elizabeth last week and I really didn't like it.

So I watched The Other Boleyn Girl finally

because I really liked the book.

And while the movie was good, and I can imagine if I had only watched the movie and not read the book, I would have really liked it.

But considering the book was so long and like everything was really drawn out and like took so much time, I thought that the book, the movie was really rushed.

And I was like, if I didn't read the book, I would have no idea what's going on, you know?

So then I started the book Mary Queen of Scots,

but it's 800 pages.

And I was already like, I did the sample on Kindle and I was just like not sure if I was going to continue.

And I was like, you know what?

There's a movie about this.

Maybe I'll read the movie.

Maybe I'll watch the movie because just like Bowling Girl, just one or the other.

So I watched the movie Mary Queen of Scots starring Schwarzae Ronin and

Sergea Ronin and Margo Robbie.

Cute.

And it was, I didn't love the movie, but I liked the story.

So I was like, maybe I'll continue reading the book.

So right now I'm still reading the book, but I'm at like 8%.

I don't know if I'm going to continue because otherwise that will take up all of my time.

But then last night I started the show The Last Czar, which is about the last czar of Russia, Nicholas Romanov.

Girl, you are just like on a journey.

I'm on a journey, which is why I can't be watching dance moms.

No, no.

I'm telling you, like,

please, like, for me, like, I just, first of all, I know you will love it.

And second of all, like, it's really a cultural phenomenon.

Like, I think just like for research purposes, like, you need to be more well-versed in the pyramid, in the Abbey Lake.

I'm not good at my job.

And, like, I don't know.

You know what I mean?

You are, but like, you could always be better, you know?

Okay.

Do better.

I hear you.

Do better.

I hear you.

I will go on the journey with you.

Like, I will re-watch it.

It's so fucking turned.

Like, it's so good.

Okay.

Like, just let me, give me a few days to, like, come out of what I'm going through right now.

Yeah, and like while I really am happy for you on this journey, like I just like, I don't really agree with it.

Like this whole like historical figure thing, like you need to get back to watching trash.

Like let's go back to Hallmark.

Like it's like we need to dumb ourselves down.

Like this is the morning toast, okay?

No, no, no.

I know.

And I know that it's like, it doesn't, like, I spend all these hours watching all this stuff that like has nothing to do with the show.

Your job.

And like when you bring it up, I'm like happy for you.

I'm like, people don't care about the Queen of Scots.

Okay.

I think some people care because I get a lot of recommendations in my game, like a lot.

I would love to be wrong.

Please, let's add a segment, the Queen of Scots Scots segment.

Like, I would love that.

The Queen of Scots.

Do people want to hear it?

I don't know.

Let us know if you're interested in this historical journey that I'm on.

You know, maybe I could spark notes for you guys and we could all learn a little something.

Yeah, that's true.

Like, me, know nothing about history.

Me, no smart.

So it wouldn't be that bad, but I'm just used to talking about like dumb shit on the show.

Yeah, but like, I'm still doing my homework.

Like, I'm still watching the housewives and whatnot.

There's nothing on tonight, which is such a joy.

Such a joy.

And it's like, after this last year of like literally watching so much garbage, like I need to be filling my head with premium better stuff.

That's fair.

That is a fair point.

You're right about that.

So that's where I'm at.

Also, speaking of books, Redhead's Madness is underway.

Okay, let's talk about it.

And it's madness, you guys.

Like March Madness?

Yeah, you keep calling it Redheads Madness.

And I'm like, what's it's maddening.

Like, I didn't know you meant like March Madness.

That makes more sense.

Yeah, it's like March Madness for all the Redheads books.

Everyone has been voting in the polls.

We're about to hit the semifinals.

We have one poll that's going right now.

How many books is it?

We have done 18 books total.

So now you're at the top four.

Yes, there's two polls that are finishing themselves out.

It looks like I know who the winners are going to be, and both of them are shocking.

Like genuinely shocking.

I am shocked by the redheads.

Well, so I was keeping up with it briefly, but I've only read like three or four of the redheads books, so I couldn't vote in most of the polls.

And I actually had completely forgot that my book was a choice for the redheads.

So had I known that, like, I would have been more invested in like all the voting and stuff.

But you told me yesterday when I spoke to you that I made it to the semifinals when like I deadass thought I was not even gonna, like, I didn't even know I was involved in the chart.

And the fact that I made it to the top four, like, if I don't make it one step further, I'll be so glad.

Like, I'm up against Maya Angelou, like, real fucking authors.

Yeah, but again, like, all of so many of the books that I thought would be like straight to the semis, out.

So, let me tell you about your journey.

First, you were up against the Glass Hotel, which

was probably one of the most literary books that we chose.

It was an easy win.

Everybody hated it.

How good are we?

Easy win.

True.

And it was my choice.

And I just, it was on every list, like every recommendation.

And I just don't think it was, it's not what the Redheads were into.

I got it.

Message received.

Easy win.

Then you went up against Nothing to See Here, which you've read, which is an amazing book.

Loved.

Loved, loved, loved that book.

You swept the category.

Next, there's a match going on right now between codename Helene and How to Fail at Flirting, two Jackie's choices.

And shockingly to me, it looks like How to Fail at Flirting is going to be winning, which is what you'll be going going up against next.

Because if you were going up against Code Name Helene, which I personally think is the best Redheads book, like it's my favorite.

But that's just your opinion.

Not the best Redhead.

That's just your opinion.

My favorite one.

Wow.

You're sitting right here.

I would be so conflicted.

No, that's okay.

No, and I already came to peace that I was going to vote for you, actually.

No, but I don't want sympathy votes.

That's the thing.

That's why I didn't even want to address.

Like, I didn't want, you know what?

I want the Redheads community to like really, I don't want to win.

Vote with their hearts.

I don't want to win because of like talking about it.

Like, I want to win either because I deserve it.

And even if I don't win, I'm so proud to have made it to the semifinals.

like and i really really mean that it truly is an honor to be nominated so i didn't even want to like talk about it because i don't want to sway i really want people to vote with their hearts like not with like you know the stanhood of the toast so now my prediction even though all my predictions so far have been wrong i do think i think it's going to come down to in the finals girl with no job versus before we were strangers wow that's that's so crazy like so like in the finals yeah and everybody loves before we were strangers which was a snitch's choice you should has it been sweeping its own all all the way?

Yeah, it's swept every category so far, but it hasn't gone up against anything too difficult yet, I don't think.

Whatever.

Like, even if I make it to the finals, like, again, please don't vote for me just because you like hear me saying it now.

Only if you've read the book.

Yes.

Please vote.

Keep the integrity of Redhead's Madness.

It's really important to me.

Like, for real.

Yeah, no, and so far,

I think there's definitely a lot of integrity, but I also think that some people tap through and they're accidentally voting in the second round.

I did that.

So for the next round, I'm going to move the poll to the left so that we can have more clarity in the results.

Or just make it a little smaller.

I know, but yeah, yeah.

No, I can, I think I'll be able to achieve the integrity.

Yeah.

But you guys, some of like the fact that Husband's Secret is beating My Dark Vanessa, like what?

I thought we all loved My Dark Vanessa.

Like, no, this is the thing.

Reading is so personal.

It's as personal as food.

It's as personal as food and as personal as comedy.

Yeah.

So it's highly interesting and I think it will definitely instruct our choices moving forward.

You know, it's like, oh, you guys just want rom-coms all day day long.

Right.

No, that's what I was saying.

Like, and that's what I've learned.

You know, I usually like for the last

10 years, the only books I've really read are celebrity memoirs.

Now getting into this whole like non-fiction space, I've realized like, wait, non-fiction, right?

Yep.

What people like,

fiction, sure.

What people like, it's like romance, murder, and sex.

Like, if you don't have like at least four like very erotic scenes in your book, like, I don't want it.

No, and the romance don't want it.

No, Colleen Hoover, like, she is literally like writing these scenes.

I just just saw her on TikTok.

And I guess you never think about like who the person writing is because you just think from the perspective of the narrator.

But now that I know like Colleen and she was like a mom and she has kids, like I'm like...

I cannot read these text scenes.

Like I know her.

No, sometimes looking at the author's Instagram is

the wicked way to ruin the book.

No, I don't know.

Sometimes it supports like everything.

It just depends on the type of book.

But sometimes it's just like, what?

No, but also, I really liked following Colleen Hoover on Instagram.

I mean, on TikTok, because she did like a whole makeover of her like writing room and she has these bookshelves that you need for like the redheads like even in here just like keep track.

They're DNA bookshelves so they like spiral up and they eventually when you have them filled out look like a DNA spiral and it's like really cool.

Oh, that's cool.

And but you I mean you only have 18 books like I think it's literally like 100 books per.

We'll get there.

Yeah, you'll get there.

It's never too late.

It's never too late and considering that it's clear that everybody loves a Snitch's Choice, this month is Snitch's Choice.

Christina Lauren, Twice in a Blue Moon, like I think it's going to be like Before We Are Strangers Vibes.

I think people have already finished it and they were like, they loved it.

So that will be really exciting.

Makes it the perfect time to become a redhead.

If you are a redhead, please vote in the next round of Redheads Madness coming to our Instagram stories today at like three o'clock.

One more thing.

So on Friday's show, we were wrapping up and then we forgot like that we had something to say.

And we had a whole conversation like.

after the wrap-up and we said like we feel like nobody hears us when we um say something like that we forget to say after the wrap-up.

And I have to say, I got absolutely no no messages.

Like, nobody heard the end of our episode.

Oh, I saw a thread in Toast After Dark, and someone sent me today that their screenshot of their podcast app, where every episode says, like three minutes left, four minutes left, um, they stopped listening, most of them, but some people heard it enough to like start a thread about it and talk about when they stop listening.

So here's the deal: people who listen on their phone on the podcast app, they end when we say that's all she wrote.

Right.

By the way, it's not over yet.

Keep it up.

It's not over.

People who listen in their car, they let it play out and then it queues up into the next thing.

So I think if you're listening, I would say if you're listening with AirPods, you stop.

If you're listening like far away and the applause is far away, you just ride it out.

Interesting.

Okay, because like I try to always, you know, get everything in before the, thank you so much for listening to the Morning Toast.

But things happen.

Things do happen.

And usually we're pretty good about leaving it all behind us.

But I just thought I would get like a bunch of messages from people being like, no, I listened to the last second.

Nope.

Nope.

Oh, so since you're not listening all the way to the end, definitely.

Go back to Friday's episode.

Oh, no, no need.

I think I was was just giving a redheads update oh right i don't know you'd say it really wasn't that important no i was gonna say so you never hear our feel about like subscribing and leaving a review and so oh yeah you should listen but you should definitely subscribe and leave a five star review and um head over to our patreon for more premium content thank you so much for listening to the morning toast the millennium morning show where we deliver the fast five star listening where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know every monday through friday on youtube so if you're watching us on youtube please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found so that spotify iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, Cast Box, all the places where we listen to podcasts.

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