S4 Ep56: Mike Tattersfield Said "It's Not That Deep": Monday, March 29th, 2021

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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning shows.

Happy Monday.

Jackie and I are so excited to be back in studio.

Spring has sprung.

Spring sprung.

While we were gone, we are so spring and so pleny today.

That's always how it happens.

You take one foot out in New York.

All of a sudden sudden it strung itself all over the place.

Spring, but we're very coordinated today.

I love your cardigan.

Like, I think I might steal it.

Yeah, no, it's

just something I bought, you know, shopping like I do.

Like, just the lady that I am.

Literally so cute.

No, it was like one.

I'm a very specific type of shopper.

Like, I shop online.

I buy things in multiple sizes.

I come.

Usually I hate it.

Sometimes this was something I've never done before.

Like walked into Bloomingdale, picked it up, and bought it.

I didn't even try it on.

If you're going to shop in person, that's really the way to go.

And so that's how I shop now.

Like I just buy, I don't try on and I buy things that I know are going to fit, like nothing too complex.

Yeah.

Because those fitting room situations are just tragic and they're hurtful.

No, that's the thing.

It's like I have to protect myself.

And I think the best way of doing that is never setting foot in a...

like a department store fitting room fitting room ever again.

Like I will go home, try it on in the comfort of my own home with my peaceful home and my good lighting.

And then I will return tomorrow to return the items if that's necessary.

Right, but it has to be really bad for me to return it.

Like even if it looks a little weird on me, I'm like, I'll wear it.

No, because honestly, so much of the clothing that I buy is for the show, and like I can wear certain things sitting like this that I couldn't wear out and about, like out to dinner.

100%, like this outfit today does not look good standing up, same, but I think will look good sitting down because like it's the midsection area that gets hidden on this show, which is like so fabulous for us.

Right, so this is but then we take the post-show pic.

I know I need to address something

because

the last show that we did, I wore that big

leather jacket.

You probably don't remember it.

Let me look at the photo of the bag.

The photo is a disgrace.

And someone sent me a screenshot of myself in the YouTube stream.

And I thought that they photoshopped it to make my shoulders look really big and like funny.

And then I looked at the YouTube stream, and that's actually what I look like.

I look like a clown.

Oh, yeah.

And I just want to say

that was bad.

And I'm sorry.

No, and it's fun.

You know, I actually got many compliments that day about my outfit.

People were really saying red is my color.

But about your outfit, okay, would I ever wear this?

No, and does it look good?

No, it doesn't look bad, but I have so much respect for that-the chance you take.

And I'm never gonna make fun of someone's outfit when they're just trying to take a chance, you know?

Thank you.

If you just want to have a good laugh, go to the YouTube stream that day.

Claude, I thought that they made my shoulders really wide to be like that linebacker vibe.

No, it wasn't even that.

It's like when Kanye wore that, um, oh, yeah, and like when Tom Brady at the games, they wear those like huge puffer coats.

That's literally what it was.

So, I just want to apologize, and I

tried to correct myself today.

As long as you're always trying to do better, like there's no problem with that.

No, truly, truly.

We hope you guys enjoyed the podcast episodes last week.

I really enjoyed taking some time away from the studio, even though we had literally just gotten back, but we're back now for the foreseeable future.

Might need to pick up and go to Puerto Rico at some point this week, but we'll see.

You just, you never know what could happen.

And that's the thing with like, you know, I don't want to say post-COVID, but like we're in the transitional period out of COVID.

Like you truly never know when you're just going to have to like pick up and go to Puerto Rico and like hit the casino.

And I'm just letting you know.

I have no plans to.

I was actually maybe gonna go to Puerto Rico tomorrow, but I decided against it.

Oh, that's hysterical.

We should coordinate dates because I do have something coming up and that might be a good time for you to go.

Oh, okay.

But also like feel free to go anywhere, anytime.

Just bring your podcast mic.

That's all we ask.

Of course.

And I actually love

like waking.

I know you don't love waking up and like podcasting and like in your underwear, but I live for it.

That is my natural state.

And you, you execute the best best work when you're like looking stunning, beautiful, stunning, and smart.

I execute my best work when like my hair is in a knot and like I haven't showered in four days.

And you're like hungover.

Yeah, because I just have like no fucks left to give.

And it gives me like this new podcasting like outlook, if that makes sense.

That's so interesting.

I'm the complete opposite because as you know, I need delineation.

So important to delineate.

So important.

I don't know if it's a story, but they freed the Suez.

It's our number one story because it is like the story of the world.

And if you weren't talking about the Suez Canal at at your seder like what were you talking about oh my god first of all i have two things to tell you what you know what i learned about my in-laws first of all we talked about the suaz like the whole time and like because we talked about it on the toast like i was kind of like like the smartest one there yeah

did you talk talk about the dutch naval expedition no i talked about countess

but then i found out something about my in-laws that is so

insane that I the second they said it I'm like I have to share this on the toast okay because we're always swapping TV shows you know I told them to watch

we talk about Woody, Alan V.

Farrow.

Like, we were just talking about TV shows, what we suggest to them.

I told them to watch College Admission Scandal.

And you know what show they've told me they've been loving?

They're like, have you watched the new Lisa Vanderpump show?

Over served.

I'm like, Bruce, Ava, are you really watching that?

They love it.

And I'm like, do you know how low the ratings were?

You were literally like a 1% of the people who watched it.

They love it.

Okay.

I know.

It was a huge problem.

That is a problem.

I didn't get into it because it was a holiday and I didn't want to, you know, surf it.

Put a damper on it I mean but you also could give it a chance like I'm I've moved on from the least of and pump drama so have I and I'm

clean slate and so I don't think I don't see myself watching it I literally haven't turned on my TV in days I've been on such a reading kick plus now I'm reading the book for the redheads I just like TV who have not turned my TV on once this entire weekend read two books on by the same author, but like gave me such different feelings from both of them.

I read Hopeless, which you and I talked about.

Like Colleen Hoover, you guys.

I don't know if I would recommend it, especially like huge trigger warning around like child abuse and rape.

I don't know if I would recommend it.

It was not my favorite.

I mean, since you recommended that book to me, it was the last recommendation I took from her.

Okay, I'm glad that it wasn't because last night I would not go to bed until I finished this book, It Ends With Us, also by Colleen Hoover.

Five, five.

You know, I only give fives to like three books.

Five, five, five.

I loved it so much.

Oh my God, it was so

Jackie.

Well, you know, Colleen Hoover hoover like also writes like erotica

so there is like a good amount of erotica but it's really like it's not at all what you expect is it teenagers no it's grown grown okay well she there's like flashbacks to something that happened in her teenage years that's fine it was so sweet i loved it so much i couldn't stop thinking about it i dreamt about it i was thinking about it all morning when i was getting ready i loved it and i heard that's also one of the books that got picked up to make a movie but they say that about every book i know so it's hard to get your hopes up so try not to but that is really really good to know.

I finished The Other Bowling Girl.

I don't think I had finished it on Friday.

I think you did.

Oh, maybe not.

No, I think I had like 5% left.

It was amazing, obviously.

I'm so excited to watch the movie.

I'm going to space them out a little bit.

I loved the book so much, and now I'm going to continue on my tear, you know, down into the

Tudor era.

But I had to start the Redheads book because we're recording tomorrow.

D-Transition Baby.

It's so good.

I'm 50% of the way through.

I'm so curious to see what happens.

Like,

it's really interesting.

So it's never too late to become a Redhead.

I i was just gonna say that that's crazy and i know we're always on the same page um speaking of crazy i had the craziest experience like this morning that i just need to share because like the city is getting so small oh no

So Zach and I came home from vacation last week.

And when we came out of the airport, we got into what we thought was our car.

And then we're like, bags are in.

Like, we're in.

We needed to give the address.

And he was like, ma'am, this is an Arby's.

He's like, East Hampton.

We're like, oh, no.

So like him and Zach like got mad at each other that he was mad at us for getting in the wrong car.

Zach was mad at him for like not

checking, but it's like, it's both our faults.

What is it?

No, it's common.

Our car was the one right behind it.

So we get in the car and they had like weird beef as everyone was like unloading the luggage.

And I'm like, this is something that happens often.

It's really not a big deal.

We pull out of the airport.

We're driving down the street and Zach realizes he left his laptop in the first car.

I literally like turn around.

They were just pulling out behind us.

So I ran out of the car, down the street, and I like knocked on the window i'm like is there a laptop in the car and the passenger who had gotten in after us she was like a young girl she was so sweet she like found the laptop and gave it to me and the driver starts yelling at me he's like i should charge you i'm like for what i was like don't be like that it was a mistake on both our parts because i was the really the only level-headed one in the situation but like my adrenaline was pumping

running down the street to get this laptop what did you run into the girl no i got the laptop and he's like yelling at me he should charge me but i don't even know you and if if it had if he had realized any later like we would have never seen it again because I don't even know what company his car was from like his name like whatever this morning my uber pulls up no and it's him

did he remember you I don't think so because I looked like a beast at the airport and today I was like all done but literally the entire time in the car I was like trying to figure out could it be that's such a coincidence but it was the same car the interior was the same the same glass he looked exactly the same it was fucking him oh my god that's a bug out especially since we were just talking about like getting in the same car twice.

Yeah, no, ever since in the last like, I guess, a year, the city has just become so small.

Yeah, I am always getting into the same Ubers.

Like, I get the same drivers.

I'm like, what's good, counts?

I literally, like, never get the same drivers.

That's so crazy.

Isn't that so crazy?

Chilling.

Yeah.

And, like, he had no idea where we lived.

So, right.

It's not like

I don't think, I don't know if he knew.

They're so identifiable.

I know, but I was like, no makeup, sweats, hair in a bun.

And like today, I was just like hair done.

To you, it's like a huge difference.

To the average person, it's like, oh, she put her hair down.

You know?

It's like, had a month down.

No, literally.

Like, it sounded like a transition.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's like Clark Kent with his glasses.

Right, exactly.

It's like Hillary Duff with the beautiful.

It's Hillary Duff with the mask.

Like, you look the same thing.

Yeah, no, it's literally Brandy and Cinderella.

Cinderella.

Cinderella, yeah.

But that is a crazy situation.

I mean, because like we ended on such bad terms, it's not even like something funny.

We could be like, were you the one?

Because Because then he would have been like, get out and charge me.

By the way, you'll know if he remembers you based on the rating he gave you.

Oh, I mean, I was a model customer today, as I always am.

As I was last, I wasn't in the middle of the day.

You were just being reasonable.

I'm nothing if not reasonable.

Oh, my God.

That is so crazy.

It's just crazy.

So crazy.

That is a wild story.

Got to love New York.

So that's where I'm at.

Anything else you want to share about your weekend?

How was yours?

We had Satyrs this weekend.

And yeah, happy Passover, everyone.

The Seder bops were sickening.

The Seders were lovely.

We had a great Seder on Saturday night.

So nice to be with the family.

So nice to sing the songs of our people.

No, it literally, the Seder, our Seder in particular, has so much Ruach, so much energy, spirit, wind.

And that's what Ruach actually means.

Ruach translates to wind, but it really means

like energy.

Joa de Viv.

Zeitgeist.

We had so much joa de viv at our first seder at Olivia's.

And then last night I went to Ben's parents.

You held a small seder without me.

Yeah, no, your absence was felt, but it was a lovely evening.

And Theo's absence was felt.

Magnolia and Bruno were in heaven.

You know, of all the Jewish holidays, I really don't mind Passover.

Aside from the whole bread thing, because that's actually always harder than I remember.

The actual festivities, the Seders, I love.

Yeah, no, I never like think about Passover that much.

And then when we're in it, I'm like, I love this.

Yeah.

And like, Passover gets a bad rap because you have to do the Seder before the meal.

So you think it's so much longer than it is, but like, once you get older, you realize it's actually not that long.

Yeah, but also like, some people go for like four hours.

I don't know, but we read every word in the books.

No, but we also don't pick up afterwards.

Oh, right.

That's what a lot.

After Shulchana rests.

Right, we miss Chagadia.

Well, we did Chad Gadya last night, and

Anime

Miyodea, which is the best fucking one.

I forgot, like, that one brings me back to like my school, you know, fifth grade.

You know who would crush Khagadia?

Theo?

Mason Ramsey, because it's like a Yodo.

It's a Yodo.

Hagadia.

That's actually a really good call.

You know, he also just joined TikTok.

I saw he posted a video.

And he went on a podcast that wasn't ours.

Right.

Hate to see it.

It's actually like so disrespectful.

I know, but you know what, maybe it's like a little bit of a sound

getting old.

Also, you know what?

I was going to say, maybe when things like start to go back to normal and celebs come back to New York for press, that maybe he'll come on the show.

But I feel like that's starting to happen now.

with and Addison Ray kicked it off yeah but I also think

people are never going to be going on like as many press tours as they once were because you can really do everything from home yes for sure but like Addison Ray's recent press tour in New York like was so buzzy she's so and that and that buzz that's gonna get from home that's actually very very like her walking in and out of the studio boom boom like I just it made me miss those days and I think they're on their way back I actually think that's a good call that was like a good kickoff Yeah.

Addison is everywhere.

Oh, my God.

And she's, not only is she everywhere, but she is everything of the sort.

And I'm such like a fan and loving watching her just like blossom.

No, I agree.

I'm loving watching her ascend.

Yeah.

And when you look at old videos of her, it's like...

She looks like a completely different person.

Like she really got like the Hollywood treatment.

Remember her long blonde hair?

Yes, but she still, like, she doesn't look.

I'm not saying like plastic surgeon.

Yeah, yeah.

She just looks like the

contestant on the bachelor to the lead of the bachelorette.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Exactly.

So I'm just so proud of her, and I don't even know her.

Same.

I was feeling very proud of her as well.

Her performance on Kimmel was sickening.

It was Fallon.

Same thing.

So sick.

Yeah, it was.

I mean, those dance moves, those pants.

Like, she's just like gorgeous.

We're foolishly matted to Addison Ray.

Yeah, get well soon because you sickened the performance down.

Totally.

But we have a great show for you guys.

So you should get into everything.

Neil Hawfuzz of Atlanta was on last night.

There's no bachelor on tonight.

Let's celebrate.

I think maybe I'll go out to dinner to celebrate.

You should.

I know.

I think maybe should I plan something?

Like a little small GNO?

Oh, I'm going to be reading to celebrate because I have to finish the book by tomorrow.

So this means like all the Redheads are out.

The Redheads are out, but the Redheads are in on Tuesday.

We're going to dinner after we record if you want to join us.

I know, just I kind of like my outfit, so I'm like, I need to repurpose it.

Wear it again tomorrow.

It's not like you're really going to sit in this all day.

You're going to

be right back to bed.

Right back.

I actually leave my pajamas folded at the end of my bed so I can get back in them after the toast.

Like I've really gotten to like the into the most unhealthy

routine this past year.

And I don't know, and I'm sure a lot of people can relate to this, like I don't know how I'm gonna get out of it.

Like I can't believe I used to work like full days.

Like we used to be running around town, gallivanting meetings, meetings, meetings, lunch, meetings, meetings, meetings.

Now it's literally like bed.

couple meetings on my phone that take like so little effort.

And I just don't know how to unlearn that.

Yeah.

I think you've got to start slow.

So maybe do something today.

You know, I really need to like start doing stuff.

Come to dinner with us tomorrow night.

Okay.

But it's like after a certain point, oh my God, I forgot to tell you.

So me and Matt are laying in bed last night and we're like, it is so bright in here.

And I'm like, it's a full moon.

So like, I think that the moon must be like close to our window.

Like I'm literally making stuff up because I don't even know why it's so bright.

And we open our curtains, which we never do in our bedroom.

Like our curtains like permanently stay closed because we're always asleep.

And there is like this new skyscraper right next to my building that has a light.

You know how a couple buildings have like colorful lights that change?

Yeah, like the Empire State.

Yeah, it's literally right next to our

all night.

Green to blue to red to orange.

Ben was letting it bother him so much.

It didn't bother me that much, but like certain, like when it turned green, it was so bright.

When it turned red, it was kind of like nice and moody.

I felt like one of those TikTokers.

Yeah, definitely red light.

But it's so, it's like the most bizarre thing ever.

I swear the building was not there.

That's crazy.

You're going to have to get black eyes.

A week ago, I know.

Wow.

Crazy, right?

Skyscrapers.

Skyscrapers.

Okay, now.

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Okay, first story, the big story of the day, of the week.

She's free.

Traffic in the Suez Canal resumes after the stranded ship has refloated.

And the De La Seps family rejoices.

Yes, this is a great day for the De Las Sepses everywhere.

Shipping traffic through Egypt.

Suez Canal resumed on Monday after a giant container ship, which had been blocking the busy waterway for almost a week, was refloated, the canal authority said.

The 400-meter-long ever-given became jammed diagonally across a southern section of the canal in high winds early last Tuesday, halting traffic on the shortest shipping route between Europe and Asia.

So it's been about six days of halted.

Suez Canal and now she's free and now they're working to get all the ships.

There was like hundreds of ships waiting waiting in line 369 vessels.

Oh my god.

Yeah, and they

the sad part was like all the animals on board like they didn't bring enough food for the animals, but I did read that like Egypt and the other countries were sending supplies and vets, but it's still like a goat is not meant to be on a boat for that long, you know?

Yeah, yeah, no.

Goat boat.

Goat boat.

No, no, no.

So I'm glad that this has

this was like getting really stressful.

No, I know.

And it was like this thing we all kind of, you know.

It's like everyone knows the Suez Canal because it's like something that you learn

in middle school that just like sticks with you.

And so I feel like everyone's like social studies course was like coming back up.

Yeah, no, I've never really felt like anything I learned in social studies was valuable up until now.

Yeah.

Because I know that the Suez Canal is a major trading route.

Major.

Majeure trading route.

So I'm happy for the routes and I'm happy for the boats and I'm happy for the canals.

Yeah, I'm really happy that this has worked itself out.

Me too.

But it was kind of fun to like all be talking about the same thing for one moment, you know?

Yeah, and like for like until it was unstuck, I was like, is it ever going to be unstuck?

What are they going to do?

No, and honestly, people on TikTok were coming up with their own ideas for how to resolve the problem.

And I'm not going to lie, like, people had some bomb ass ideas.

Like, one of the best ones I saw was like, because it was stuck diagonally.

So you chain the front of the boat and you chain the back of the boat on land to like huge semi-trucks.

And the trucks both drive in different directions thus taking the diagonal boat from this to this.

Do you know what I mean?

Yes, that sounds like it would work, but could the trucks pull the weight of that?

That thing, I don't know what you mean to use on the land to

but also you don't have to pull the full weight because it's in the water, so like

it would be less, but still, I thought that was a good idea.

That's very interesting.

I don't know that much about like the issue itself and how it can definitely be avoided in the future, but I just feel like the ships are too damn big.

Yeah, no, when I saw a picture of the boat, like with all those crates, and if you think of those crates are the size of people's homes, like, you know, those shipping crates and the cargo crates, and they are piled the fuck up on this boat.

I'm like, for scale, I couldn't even picture how big it is.

It's longer than the Empire State Building.

Right, because those cargo crates insane.

Those cargo crates are huge.

Like, that's the size of a regular boat.

Like, it was just like to see them all stacked up, like, really shook me.

Yeah.

And I just, I don't know much about shipping, and this might be a controversial thought.

I just didn't think we need boats that big.

But, like, maybe we do because there's just so much cargo that needs to be around like sented, yeah.

Carted, yeah, carried.

Yeah.

So I just, I think this is a lesson for the cargo industry.

I think this, they're definitely Snatchler, learn your lesson.

Yeah.

And I hope that they, they learn something from this.

I don't know what the lesson is, but there is one.

There is, and that's the thing with any situation, any, any challenge in life, there's always a lesson to be learned.

And I'm not sure what the one is here, but I'm sure we'll find out soon.

Yeah.

No, and it's not a mistake if you learn something from it.

Wow, that's actually beautiful.

Even though this seems like a really big mistake.

Huge.

Like six days, 369 ships.

Huge.

I read a statistic that every hour that shipping was halted is a loss of $400 million.

And so

it was for like the shipping.

For Jeff Bezos?

Yeah.

Every hour that Suez is blocked costs the global economy an estimated $400 million.

Oh, that includes us.

Oh, no.

I'm not losing $400 million.

Unacceptable.

Nothing.

Fix the problem.

Fix the problem now.

Now it's fixed.

Well, happy for everyone in the Suez.

Hope this doesn't happen again.

Hope Snashler learned her lesson.

So important.

Are you ready for our next story?

Some really happy news about one of our favorite guys.

Who?

Jason Derulo is expecting his first child with his girlfriend, Jenna Broon.

I saw on TikTok.

She's like, so stunning.

I love this.

I'm so happy for them.

On Sunday, she announced that they are expecting their first child together.

Couldn't be more excited for this new chapter in our life, he wrote on Instagram.

So fucking cute.

I think that one of the great, like, come, not comebacks, but rebrands of our our generation was what Jason Derulo did for himself on TikTok.

It's so wildly.

He has 40 million followers.

That's crazy.

It's so impressive.

His songs like perform so well in the charts because like they just blow up on TikTok, savage love, you know?

Yeah.

So I'm like, I'm constantly impressed by his willingness to just like

evolve.

Yeah, I feel that.

But speaking of TikTok, has Addison's song like been all over?

Like, is there a dance for it?

Like, there is, but it's not, like, viral.

It's just, like, it feels very, like, promotional.

Oh, really?

Yes.

What's the clip?

Like, what's the.

When I said me to,

and I said me to, like, that's the part people are using.

But, like, I can't stress enough how it's, like, really not being used that much.

Okay.

Like, there's really no, like, trend behind it.

Okay.

But, you know, the song is going viral on TikTok, Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift, which is just exciting.

Oh, that's exciting.

I know it's not Taylor's version.

What are people doing with it?

Okay, so they use a part of the song.

The story starts when it was hot and it was summer and I had it all.

I had him right there where I wanted him.

And they show a picture of like them and their boyfriends.

And then she came alone, got him along, and then it's like a picture of the girl with the girl best friend.

And then she took him faster than you could say sabotage.

And then a picture of the best friend and the boyfriend.

So actually, I'm going to do the trend because I went through something similar.

I'll show you pictures later, like you'll see.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'm excited.

Actually, I had the idea last night and I was so tired.

I really really wanted to turn over and make the tick tock but my book just like knocked me out and I had to go to bed was it about Maverick no okay but it's like along those lines like it's a joke oh I'm so excited yeah um I just don't want to say it because like I want to get the tick tock up but also now that I'm here follow me on TikTok I had a hundred thousand followers so now I'm officially like not the biggest loser on tick tock you are oh my god that's I'm not on TikTok no you're not on tick tock so like

I'm not in the game no but for the longest time like I was the official biggest loser on TikTok because I had like no followers and I tried so hard now I at least have like the three digits 100k that's respectable oh you have no idea like what a huge relief it was for me maybe

I don't know I but like maybe you need to rethink your TikTok strategy you I definitely do so let's rethink it I just like really need to bring the energy that I bring like on my Instagram stories to the TikTok community like because I see the most basic TikTok that it's just like a thought and some no it's not even a it's a sentence of a thought and then like you put it with a green screen and you like say your thought with also the caption of the thought It's just like a funny tweet.

Yeah, no, I have to figure it out, but I'm glad I made it this far.

Thank you to everyone who's been sticking with me and I promise I will do better

Okay, I just think like maybe we could strategize brainstorm.

I need to talk to Jason Derulo and like whoever

Edits his tick tocks like

is amazing 100% and honestly whoever edits his tick tocks pink hired because I just hired I just followed pink on

TikTok and she like does literally everything Jason Derulo does like with the edits and stuff they obviously have the same editor but she really only uses TikTok to promote her new song with her daughter which is not that good yeah no cover me in sunshine

it just actually it actually really annoys me the song yeah things been spinning

since the beginning the the self-promotion has to be so subliminal on TikTok like you need to do a hundred videos for every one that's your own song yeah you know who does a good job is Bibi Rexa like she mostly just participates in like TikTok culture and the trends but then also promotes her music every now and then she does not perfect yeah she's actually, I think a lot of celebrities should look to.

Also, Charlie Pooth.

Charlie Pooth actually barely even promotes his work.

I don't even know if he works, but he just like

he just talks about how he has like 37 pianos in his house.

Like he actually does.

That's crazy.

And then he counted them for everyone.

That's crazy.

John Mayer just joined TikTok and, you know, he's like this whole like, I'm old, I don't know how to do it, but it's like funny and cute.

And he's also promoting new music.

It doesn't last long.

John Mayer could like literally, you know, post blank videos with no sound.

And I would think it's genius.

So

we love that him.

Yeah.

Also this trend of everyone

who's like upset about middle parts and skinny jeans.

Yeah.

So that's like a particular side of TikTok.

Like I refuse to get on because it's so fucking stupid.

It's like Gen Z versus millennials.

It's like millennials wear skinny jeans and side parts where

Gen Z wears middle parts and like dad jeans.

So it's like if you like It's so stupid.

I actually

I can't even get into like that whole like dialogue on TikTok because I refuse to even like associate myself with I just have one thing to say.

Wear your hair how you want to wear it and wear whatever jeans you like.

And to be honest, like maybe jeans are a generational thing, but hair parts are not generational.

Like it's so one size fits all.

Like whatever works for you, like your face shape, your hair texture, like it has nothing to do with generational.

It's so just based on who you are.

Yeah.

Are you reading the middle part right now?

It's like skewed a little.

Yeah, so my part has been creeping back towards the center for a few years.

When I got a lob, it was like a side part lob.

And then as my hair grows, I like keep moving my part back to the middle, but it's always like a little off-center.

I love a middle part so much, like a straight middle part.

I'm getting back there, like, but maybe that's just me trying to conform and be young.

Maybe.

Maybe that's like I didn't even realize I was doing that.

I refuse to accept that a middle part is a young person's thing.

I've been wearing a middle part my whole life.

And like, I literally will never not wear a middle part.

Yeah, it's a tale as old as time.

It's just a personal choice.

Like, it's not anything more deep than that.

Yeah.

I feel you.

Well, you ready for our next story yeah some happy couple news courtney kardashian and travis barker heat up at the ufc fight alongside megan fox and machine gun kelly this clip of like the celebrity row you know like of the ufc fight where they first show megan and

Megan Kelly.

Machine.

Megan and Machine.

And then like they cut to Courtney and Travis with the lollipops.

Like I die.

And I have to say, I think that this relationship with Travis, plus her just now like pulling back a little little bit on Kardashians, is going to be the best rebrand that Courtney Kardashian by the end of this year, I'm telling you, mark my words, will be like the best Kardashian.

I'm telling you, like I really feel the tides starting to turn.

You'll feel that way about her?

I think the culture, like the society will.

I think everyone will always have their faves, but I do think her.

her stock is rising.

No, I think she's on like a huge rebrand and she's going to be like a top tier, top three Kardashian.

It's just a lot of things are happening.

Also, I don't know if she's going to move to the bottom.

I don't know.

I don't know if you saw, but they did that Andy Cohen show for real.

I didn't watch.

I didn't watch it either, but I saw clips going around where Courtney basically says she feels like she's gotten an unfair edit on Kardashians.

But Andy was like, but you're a producer.

That's what he said.

And she was like, yeah, and like, I feel like I've made the best of like what we were given, but she just feels like

it wasn't an accurate representation of who she was.

So I think maybe in this next year, we'll see the real Courtney Kardashian.

That's like, I don't buy that for one second.

They have all these long-winded conversations.

She talks so slowly.

She does, she has so many confessional moments where she says absolutely nothing.

Like, why don't you pull from the confessional where you're saying what you think represents who you are?

Yeah, the thing is, is that like, I just generally don't like when people are like, I got a bad at it, especially when you own the show.

Like, no, no, no, I can understand I got a bad at it.

And then you hear years later, like, this is what happened behind the scenes.

And then you see it for what it is.

But, like, there's not like the Kardashians choose how they come off on the show.

They have so many confessionals that, like, they have so much time to fill.

Yeah.

You could fill it with the stuff that you want us to see.

No, but instead we're getting fake storylines about MJ dating Scott, you know?

No, but like those, Courtney's confessionals are so infuriating because she doesn't say anything and she talks so slowly.

Yeah.

If she had something she wanted us to know, like, there's a time and place for her.

I was trying to say positive things about Courtney.

So I think that this relationship is like so good for her image.

And like.

As well as so is this season.

So is this season, yeah?

So I just think it's like actually like a really good kind of month to be Courtney Kardashian.

Is it just me or like, did we say that they were going to go on a double date a few weeks ago?

I think we like compared their energy.

I don't know if we ever.

No, we did because Travis Barker and Machine Young Kelly, like they wrote that song together and they have made the best.

We did.

We took them.

And then we said that Lala and Randall will come soon, but like Lala, you know, is a new mom, so they were obviously busy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I think that that's next.

And we said, what a sixth song.

No, like, just like watching the four of them like interact separately as couples, like with the lollipops, like was the bit, like the serotonin boost of the century.

century like it was just like we're used to seeing kourtney kardashian in like very controlled environments like the show which she controls her instagram just kind of seeing her like in her natural state like it was like kind of awkward those things always are like at basketball games they leave the camera on the celebrities for like a little too long yeah um but like it was just very it was so interesting yeah i'm watching it right now like they're just sucking on the lollipops and she like turns her head away and then this guy's like acting a fool in the back um and you know who else was at that ufc game was matt james Oh, with who?

With the guy who's dancing in the back of Courtney.

I think he was there with Matt, but they were sitting somewhere else.

Oh, interesting.

That guy looks familiar.

Yeah, so

I actually have like a lot of questions about what's going on with Matt James.

Yeah, he like removed his Instagram,

put up like a

tweet like March 24th.

What day is that?

Yeah, no, it was like March 21st or and it's March 29th.

It's well past the date.

So what we do, I agree.

I have a lot of questions.

So like now you're just like showing up at celebrity events, but we have things that need to be need to be clear.

No, it's like you're erasing your whole Instagram, like, a la Colton Underwood.

I don't know that that's the model.

So, what I think when anyone does that, it's so dramatic, but like, when a straight man does it, it's even more dramatic and not necessary.

It's so dramatic.

Like, unless you're like Taylor Swift campus,

right now, changing your whole brand vibe and energy, there's no reason to delete all your products.

A lot of musicians delete all their social when they have like a new era, which I still think is dramatic, but okay.

Okay, but it's dramatic, but like, do you have a new era?

Right.

What's next?

Right.

Matt?

I don't know.

We'll find out.

But speaking of someone who's always having a new era, Miley Cyrus was spotted out and about with Youngblood getting cozy.

Okay.

Miley and Youngblood got cozy Thursday night out at the Rainbow Bar Grill on Thursday in LA.

Photos from the outing revealed.

Also, it looked as though perhaps she had been drinking again.

after letting us know that she has not been drinking.

Right, the articles that I saw were like more concerned.

It's like Miley's on a bender.

And again, there's literally no way to know if that's true or not.

So.

Yeah, but she had spoken, she spoke and she spoke to Rolling Stone in the cover story about how she got sober when she was halfway into 26.

Then by 27, she was pretty much fully sober.

Then, like a lot of people during the pandemic, I fell off.

It was really a struggle, mental health and anxiety and all that, she said to the publication.

But then she was back on being sober for five weeks, but then she was spotted taking shots.

Got it.

Okay, well, I just like wish her the best.

Hopefully, she knows knows like she's in control of

What do you think about this new relationship?

Who the hell is Youngblood?

I mean, all I know is Youngblood, say you want me, say you want me, Howdy,

that's all I know, also.

But he's like a music producer.

He works with Lady Gaga.

Like, I don't know what he looks like.

He just reminds me of GEZ.

By the way.

Because he dated Talzy, that's why.

And this story, like, not that I know them personally, but it gives me GEZ Demi Lovato vibes.

Like, taking advantage of, like, a situation.

I've been meaning to watch Demi Lovato's documentary because it's literally everywhere.

And Demi Lovato was on Joe Rogan.

Yes, I know.

I saw a couple clips.

I'm just like, it's like a lot of Demi, like this last week, and I'm just like trying to pick and choose.

No, and also like a Joe Rogan episode, like three hours.

It's a lot of anyone.

And so I don't know how.

I saw a couple of clips.

I think I'll just watch a a documentary.

I saw a couple clips too.

And

I can't imagine that they were like the best of the episode because I found them to like what she was saying.

Like, I feel like

they're a better thing.

No, and at some point, like, on a very small scale, I went through this with my book.

Like, you're promoting a project, like, you keep hitting the same points.

So it's like, okay, you can read all the magazine interviews and watch all the podcasts.

But at the end of the day, she's saying the same thing in every single one.

But the thing about like going on Joe Rogan at three hours, like, you're going far beyond what the usual talking points were.

And the clips that I saw felt like just the talking points.

So that's why I was like, oh, I don't know if I need to watch it.

But then he said it was a great interview.

And I guess I'm sure it is.

Yeah, by the way, Joe Rogan, like since September, like officially went to Spotify exclusive, and I feel like I haven't heard that much, like, like his podcast don't make as much buzz anymore.

I just think that's interesting.

That is interesting.

But also, I don't think he's had like as

big of guests as he used to because of the pandemic.

And he moved to like Austin or whatever.

Yeah, and I guess when he does have someone that like you would care about, you hear about it.

Yeah, no, I just,

I was like, oh, where is Joe Rogan?

Where has he been?

And then I remember.

He's on Spotify.

He's on Spotify.

Yeah.

Exclusively.

So that's

what's up.

You know, I am going to watch Demi's documentary because what I've been hearing about it, like, it does sound really good, but it's just like a lot of information, you know, from Demi coming out this month.

Yeah.

Did you listen to her new song, Devil?

Dance with the Devil.

I did.

Yeah.

She's a great musician.

Yeah.

She's a great musician.

No one can sing

about herself like

she can.

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Krispy Cream CEO is responding to backlash for offering a free donuts to vaccinated customers.

Yeah, this was maybe not their best idea.

No, so I think it was last week they announced that you, if you go in and show your vaccine card, you'll get a free donut, which just for a number of reasons

doesn't make a ton of sense.

Yeah, but I do appreciate the

positive enthusiasm and encouraging people to get vaccinated because it's so important that we can like the intention was that it was so pure.

Krispy Kreme is catching flack for its latest promotion that offers a free original glaze.

Ooh, they didn't say it was original glaze.

Oh,

donut donut to any customer who shows their COVID vaccination card.

Last Monday, the chain announced that the offer is available at locations nationwide.

However, many social media users called out Krispy Freeman the following days and pointed out that obesity is a growing problem for Americans and is a risk factor for COVID-19.

Actually, recent studies have shown that it's actually very much correlated to severe COVID cases.

So

the CEO responded and said, we're a sweet treat company and a sweet treat.

And if folks don't want to visit a donut shop, they don't have to.

Oh, I kind of live for that response.

Like his approach, like, like, if you want a donut, eat one.

If you don't, go fuck yourself.

By the way, I was not, you know, we live in like, we live in a time where corporations are so conflict averse.

Like, if there's a sniff of controversy, they literally release a whole statement and donate a million dollars to a charity.

But the fact that this guy was like, we serve donuts, like, what the fuck do you want me to do?

We're just trying to help.

Like, I kind of live for that.

Yes, he further pushed back against the criticism and said, what's his name?

His name is Tattersfield, Mike Tattersfield, the CEO of Krispy Kreme.

Trend material.

Trispream job.

Wait trend material.

He says that if folks...

He said that if folks want to get a vaccine, if they decide to combine a Krispy Kreme pickup for a donut, they can.

That's how we look at it.

Generosity.

And that's the thing.

It's like at the end of the day,

we are all

adults.

Like, we make our own decisions.

No one is forcing you.

No one's shoving a donut in your mouth while you get the vaccine.

Like, it's not mutually exclusive.

So, like, okay, yes, optics-wise, it's like a little silly to be giving donuts.

but you know what?

Like, people are free to make their own fucking decisions.

And if I want a donut, I'm just going to go get one.

100%.

I just need to see what this guy looks like, because if he's hot, like, that's like seriously a game.

Game over for Ben.

No, literally.

And Maverick.

Okay, images.

Oh, no, not Maverick.

Oh, my God.

He's so cute.

Oh, my God.

He's like a PJOM nation.

Cutie.

Oh, my God.

You know who he looks like?

And it's so ironic.

Do you remember that episode of Sex in the City where Miranda meets the guy at Way Watchers and then like they don't end up dating because he's like so self-conscious about his body.

He kind of reminds me of him.

Yeah, he's a mad cutie.

He says,

I drop off a lot of donuts to the healthcare system.

They're very appreciative given the days that they have to work.

People are always looking for a little sweet treat break.

It's okay.

Also, I just want to say, um, like the

cream original glazed donut is worth the calories.

I agree.

Like, of all the sweet treats in the country.

Like, it's a no-nonsense donut.

It's top five, probably, the best dessert money can buy.

A hundred percent.

What else would I put up there?

Like really like kind of savory desserts.

I would put like a fresh crispy cream like right out of the oven up there.

I personally would put,

this is just a personal favorite of mine, the banana pudding from Magnolia Bakery.

I think it's I wouldn't, but a lot of people would.

I agree.

You know what else I would put?

This is very niche.

I think maybe some of our Fort Lauderdale toasters will know what I'm talking about.

And this restaurant hasn't been in business in 15 years.

The Tall House Cookie Pie from Beverly Hills Cafe in Fort Lauderdale.

Very niche, very random, best dessert I've ever had to this day.

I can literally taste it in my mouth.

Like, I'm so familiar.

We used to eat there all the time when we were kids.

Yeah.

Is the Beverly Hills, are there any locations of the Beverly Hills Cafe open?

Because that was.

I'm sure there are so many places called the Beverly Hills Cafe open.

I know, but that was like the best chain of restaurants, I think, in my opinion, in all of South Florida.

Between the breadbasket and then the dessert, I dream of that place all the time.

I also just have like so many fond memories, you know, of being like a family with two parents.

Like, it was just like,

I think like when I die, like the, you know, I feel like heaven is just like a row, like a street with like all your favorite places.

Like, I think the Beverly Hills Cafe will be in

heaven and like our whole family will be there.

Like dad, like, I think that going ham on the breadbasket.

And then the tall house cookie pie.

Like, it's so good.

So I'd put that up there.

I would also put, um, this is also very niche.

The, it's Parv chocolate souffle from Estehana.

Do you remember Estehana?

No.

On what it was like, some random kosher Chinese restaurant.

Um, Whatever.

Back to Krispy Kreme.

I love this man.

And hopefully, us praising them on the podcast means tomorrow, like a box of donuts will arrive at our door because that's the only reason I'm doing it.

No, I mean, we're doing it because that's how you feel.

You know, I like I

bring it back to it just in case they were like, Would these girls want Krispy Kreme?

Yes.

I have a lot of respect for people who like get backlash and like just kind of like stick to their guns because like it's like it's so hard.

I mean, I get backlash all the time and like I always just like freak out and like, you know, I like just

curl, curl up in a ball.

Yeah, but like, you have to look inward and you have to, you have to ruminate on it and say, how do I feel about this?

Right.

Am I apologizing?

Mike Tattersfield feels good about giving donuts to people who want donuts.

Right.

And, like, am I apologizing because I'm sorry or because people want me to be sorry?

And there's a huge difference.

Yes.

And the fact that he's like, no, no, I literally stand by this decision.

Like, we're just trying to encourage people to get vaccinated.

It's not that deep.

Like, one donut is not going to make you obese.

I think that I really respect him.

And Mike Tattersfield, if you ever want to come on the toast, like there's a seat for you.

And Sarah Tattersfield, hopefully his daughter, who's a toaster, do tell your dad how much we appreciate his response.

Mike Tattersfield said it's not that deep.

Mike, that's the name of today's episode.

I know it's like a little long, but I think if we put Mike Tattersfield's name in the podcast title, we'll have a better chance of getting a Krispy Kreme delivery tomorrow.

Because he probably listens to podcasts and maybe scrolls down far enough to see.

We're not far, bitch.

We're not far.

we're not far no we're not and if you guys all like even if you're watching on youtube head over to the podcast and

click play so that it like starts to so imagine like the number one podcast in the podcast where mike tattersfield said it's not that deep and then i think that's like a surefire way not only to get the free donuts but to also get his unconditional love and by the way if we do get the free donuts we'll do a mukbang on patreon 100 that's a good idea like with the asmr mics oh i mean you just want to do that i know anyway I've been meaning to do ASMR.

Speaking of Patreon, I posted a late-night Patreon video last night.

Crazy.

Toast After Dark.

It was a cooking video that I filmed cooking this lemon chicken recipe from Ina Garden's cookbook that I also made last night for my Seder.

And like the cooking process was like super hectic and really chaotic.

I felt like Rachel Ray in there.

And people are really enjoying it.

You felt like Claire Crawley?

I literally did.

I was like so stressed, like just drinking my way through it.

Like it was really crazy.

It's the only way to be.

I gave you a shout out and I caught you in your live.

Yeah, no, I haven't watched it yet because I was so wrapped up in this book, but it's on my to-do list today because I literally live for the vlogs.

But I hate just watching it like hash on my phone.

I want to enjoy it on my bed, like in my pajamas.

I appreciate that.

Okay.

And so, if you want to enjoy it in that way as well, head over to patreon.com/slash the morning toast.

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And it's a great way to support the show because the show is free.

It will always be free.

But, you know, the $7.99 is just one coffee a month.

Or one donut.

Or actually, I think it's two.

Actually, you can get a free donut and then

towards Patreon.

I want to talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta that was on last night because

I was literally about to text like our group chat like that we always text when we want to take a trip that we should go to New Orleans like for a weekend sometime soon because um um drew did an amazing job like they're having the best time it's really such a nice trip especially compared to the travesty that was South Carolina when there was like no food drew took it upon herself to like plan a bomb ass trip um and Kenya's just like in a mood the whole time because she brought Brooklyn and like Drew basically said anyone can bring your kids nobody did because like they've been locked up with their kids for a whole year like they want to get out and go on a girls trip but um Kenya did and she's just like kind of in a mood which I kind of understand and I think the women like especially when they just had flown and then they're in the bus, they get to the hotel, and Drew makes them do like a twerk off for the best room.

And Kenya's like, just give me the key.

I don't care.

She takes like the worst room.

She goes and upgrades herself.

She pays for it herself, which honestly, they were like, I can relate.

That was the only time, and you know, I'm not a Kenya

defender.

I related to her so much.

It's like, really, like, give this woman a break.

She has her kid with her and like, she just wants to get up to her room.

But, like, anyone after a long travel day, it doesn't want to do a competition.

They flew private, which, so it wasn't like that treacherous, but just like with the kid, like, she's fucking tired.

Like, I totally understand that.

I didn't think she was being nasty about it at all.

She was just like done.

She's like,

give me the key.

Yeah.

Um,

but um, Latoya is like not drinking on this whole trip because she acted like an animal at Fallon's house.

And I think she's just like not trying to give the women anything to talk about.

But now what they're talking about is the fact that she's not drinking.

So it's just like she can't win, but like she's

she did it to herself.

And now she's like in this impossible position where like she's just like fighting with everyone.

She's like in such, like, honestly, the trip looks fun, but so many of the women are just in perpetual bad moods.

Like, for the first entire day, Marlow had thrown her back out, so she didn't show up to anything.

Toya is not drinking, so she's in a bad mood, and then she's fighting with everyone about not drinking.

Kenya's just like stressed with her baby and just doesn't want to talk about it.

Drew is the only one who's like literally having like the time of her life because she has like all these work opportunities in New Orleans.

Like, she goes to iHeartRadio for an interview, she had a meeting with the production company.

This is like the best trip of her life, and like so many of the women cannot be bothered to be there.

Portia's actually having a great time, and Cynthia's just like continues to be the voice of reason.

And I was really watching the episode last night, and I always feel like Cynthia is really the voice of reason, but she has a blind spot when it comes to Kenya.

Like, she doesn't see Kenya for who like Kenya really is.

Um, but I do think she's starting to get annoyed with Kenya.

That's just like a feeling that I'm having.

Ooh, I have to catch up.

I didn't get a chance to watch last night because I was like really behind on my homework.

Yeah.

Um, but that sounds really great.

It wasn't like a crazy down

whenever.

I know.

So it wasn't a crazy episode, but it did make me want to take a trip to New Orleans.

Like, there's just so many fun activities that basically all revolve around drinking.

And I feel like we would have the best time.

Well, maybe not you.

Maybe not me.

But I think we should go.

No, we can get Cafe Dumont.

Like, have you been to New Orleans?

No, I've never been.

I think I've been once twice or once, but it's so fabulous and so fun.

And I actually think you would really like it.

Okay.

I mean, I'm in.

I mean, like, tell me when and where.

We'll bring the podcast mics and we'll just get to work.

Yeah, no, and like we can have like a whole like Mardi Gras-themed week, like, you know?

Oh, yeah, but we just missed Mardi Gras for sure.

Oh, fuck.

Okay, well, we can, yeah.

We can just have like a whole bourbon street moment.

Okay.

Premium content.

Can't wait.

Pink, gold, and green, like purple, gold, and green.

I think we should go.

But yeah, other than that, I literally did not watch any TV this weekend because I was just so wrapped up in being like a literary queen.

I love to see that.

I'm so happy for you.

You made, you, you logged into your own Kindle account.

You decided.

I made

the transition.

I made my own Goodreads.

I made my own like Amazon Kindle account.

So I deactivated.

I lost all the books that we had bought together, but I guess it's fine.

Damn.

I just wanted my own thing.

Yeah, now you have it.

And the only two books I bought is.

It's the one you got.

Good, because it's the one you got.

So I only have two books in my store, both of the Colleen Hoover books, but it's okay.

I'll get there.

I'll get it.

You'll get buy more.

Yeah.

You will do it.

And you're enjoying?

I am.

I mean, it's just like Ben wanted to kill me last night because I didn't go to bed till two because I was like finishing reading this book and he just like wanted to come in the room and watch TV.

But I'm like, sir, I'm so wrapped up in Atlas, Ryle, and Lily's story that I just can't really talk to you.

I understand.

How would you pronounce the name R-Y-L-E?

Ryle?

Yeah.

Riley?

No, it's not Riley, it's Ryle, because there's a Riley character.

Yeah, right.

Okay, it was weird.

That was like the one thing I couldn't really get on board with in the book.

But it was fine because at least I was reading it, so I just like skimmed over his name every time it came up.

I didn't have to say Ryle.

But that's what's funny about the Redheads.

It's like when you talk about it.

When you talk about the characters, it's like, oh, how did you wind up pronouncing that in your head?

Yeah, Ryle, I think.

That's funny.

So, yes, that was called It Ends With Us, and I just cannot recommend it enough.

It's one of my top five.

No, it's one of the like the three books I've given a top five.

It's one of the three books I've given five stars to, up there with Evelyn Hugo and Lucky Scarlet Alive.

Wow, that's an exclusive class.

No, I know.

Like I really, I give most of the books that I read four stars because like they're good.

But when you change my life and I can't stop thinking about you, you don't have to be a good one.

Oh my gosh, I think I have to read it just to know what you're doing.

Well, I don't want to overhype it.

No, but just to like understand what sort of book you love.

Like I like to read someone's favorite book and be like, oh, that's what you're into.

It says.

Because it was romance, it was twist, it was thriller, and it had a little bit bit of erotica, which I was just not expecting from a book that Margo recommended to me.

Oh, you'll find all of Snitch's books are because all of like YA books are erotic.

Yes, yes, yes.

I didn't realize that.

That's what the kids are up to.

So the kids have gone wild, and I just really liked the book.

And so many toasters like responded to me that they like are obsessed with it too.

So can't wait for the movie if it ever comes out.

Wow, I'm so happy for you.

I will read it.

I'm almost done with the transition baby.

If you are also reading with us, make sure to email your questions to theredheadsbook club at gmail.com.

I also read so many other books this month so I have so much to talk about like I've still I read da Vinci Code this month still haven't technically been a long month it's been a long month I've just been like

on such a reading kick I think my next book I'm gonna read is Mary Queen of Scots apparently we're just like on two different planets two different planets I'm on the plantagenet planet what's that that's like the novels that are like ambolyn oh like on like

planet yeah you're on snitch planet yeah no i like snitch planet like hopeless really okay hopeless was

When I was reading it, I liked it.

But afterwards, I'm like, why did I just read that?

It's Finding Carter.

Okay, you kept saying that last night, and I don't know what that is.

Finding Carter was a show on MTV that I did watch, and it was like on the time when like faking.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

The girl.

Don't spoil the book.

But yes.

You guys don't read it.

Yes.

But if you know Finding Carter, she was...

Raised by a woman and then she got like arrested one night with her friends and it turns out that she actually had been kidnapped when she was younger But the woman who was raising her like she thought was her mom and loved her and so she gets like reunited with her old family.

It's actually not exactly the same, but it just was signing Carter vibes.

Oh my god, you kept saying that last night, and you're right.

I remember that show, and I, it's literally the premise of the book, yeah.

Um, and you know, there's also another

hopeless you've been missing for 13 years,

you know.

There's also another hopeless book in the series, I think it's called like Endless, and it's his perspective.

No, no, no, no, I'm so good, I'm all set, like, I really, really am.

Um,

So, yes, that is our show.

It's our show.

It's nobody else's.

Mike Winklevoss, whatever your name was.

Reach out.

Don't forget the donuts, free donuts.

And if you want to come on the show, don't forget.

And that's all she wrote, correct?

It's all she wrote.

She's done.

Now I can't say Winklevoss without getting a chill down my spine because Army Hammer ruined that too.

I know, but it's like, imagine how the Winklevoss twins feel.

Oh, justice for the Winklevosses.

Actually, a lot of justice for the Winklevi because their idea was stolen, right?

Yeah.

And then they got played by the disgraced queen himself, Army Hammer.

Yeah, I thought you were gonna say Mark Zuckerberg.

No.

And

the movie made them into like the base.

Yeah.

But like, it was their full idea.

Yeah, and now that we watched like Mark Zuckerberg steal everyone's idea, we're like, oh, wait, maybe he literally did steal that.

No, he did.

Maybe he stole that shit.

Just as for the Winkle Vie, like they were the OG creators.

And by the way, they didn't have as much innovation as Mark Zuckerberg, so like it never would have turned into anything as legitimate as Facebook, but it's their fucking idea.

Yeah.

And that's all she wrote.

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