S4 Ep23: That's OUR Show: Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021

Good morning, Millennials.

Happy Wednesday.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

It is hump day.

That's why Theo's here to get us all in the hump day mood.

Oh, we love to see it.

Today is such an amazing hump day because it really feels like a Monday coming into studio for the first time this week.

And this week has just been so unexpected, so beautiful, so special.

But I am really happy to be back.

But the two snow days, I have to say, like, were the, I didn't even realize, like, was the reset I needed so badly, even after a weekend.

So, so badly.

Like, I need to treat my weekends because we get two days in a weekend and we had two snow days.

And, like, what I did in those two snow days, like, I need to treat my weekends like that.

Yeah, I don't know if it's a workday, but I'm relaxing.

I don't know why I have like so much value for like days off that I get during the week.

And I have no respect for like the actual weekends that I get every week.

I just like treat myself like shit.

I sleep like shit.

I don't actually reset.

And what would the world be if I was like so intentional with my time on the weekends?

You know, showered both days and read and you know, ate nourishing, healthy food like yeah I think I gotta start doing that yeah I think it's time to be intentional yeah it's like waking up every fucking um week like weekend morning and like feeling hungover vomiting and eating McDonald's like that's just not a way to nourish your body no I think you have to listen to your body and I learned a lot about my body in the last two days and I'm very excited to be back in studio we we really really missed being here but the Monday and Tuesday's episodes were like so fun just there was just it was like the snow was just like a blanket over the city and I was cuddled up in it.

it Yeah and now the blanket has turned to like duty brown slush.

You love

because I just feel like it's not said in that.

It hasn't snowed in New York if Claudia's not talking about the duty brown slides.

Because people romanticize winter in New York and they like glorify the snow and like you're yes, okay, sitting on the hundredth floor of a building looking at the snow is nice.

Walking to work, real life, having a dog, like you are not a New Yorker unless you eat shit and like trying to cross the street and like other people like come and help you up and it's so embarrassing.

That's so bad.

Do you remember like the first time you fell?

I do.

Yeah, but I don't think it was in New York.

Like I think it was at Colgate because it's so snowy there, so icy and hilly.

Kill me.

Oh, so embarrassing.

Yeah, that's so embarrassing.

So like compared to that, the streets of New York are a breeze.

Plus, when you got your moon boots on, like literally, I walked so slowly, but very carefully.

But there was like no snowplow, no snow.

I mean, no salt.

I'll never forget the first time I fell in the snow.

I was down at NYU and I was walking to my internship and I was like feeling myself, you know, like I got dressed special for the internship.

Yeah, nothing says like brave, courageous, like wearing heels in the snow.

They were heeled booties, but yes, it was a two-block walk from my dorm to 770 Broadway.

Like, it was really short.

And I'm crossing Broadway, and

they do this thing where like they pile all the snow into the corners of the streets.

Like, there's no way to cross the street.

The street is empty, but the corner.

And so I just like lost my balance.

And I remember before I fell, I did like the, ooh, ooh, like my feet,

like my feet were sliding.

And like the guy next to me looked at me and like he knew I was going down.

We made eye contact.

And I'm like, sir, it's over for me.

Like, please save yourself.

And it was so mortifyingly embarrassing.

And the pain, not to mention the physical pain.

Yeah.

No, not emotional.

I think the emotional pain is worse.

Guaranteed.

And that's what has stood with, like, stayed with you to this day.

Of course, I'm not even thinking about like my sore thigh.

I'm thinking about the shame I've harbored.

Absolute shame.

But it is a rite of passage.

Yeah.

In any snowy city.

Or in life.

I think falling, like literally falling on your ass is something that everyone has to go through.

Yeah.

And you know what like brings me peace at night is that

like even famous people fall.

You know, like no matter who you are, Jeff Bezos like slips and he twists his ankle when he's just like going for a jog.

You know, everyone does it.

And that makes me feel so, so good.

I think Jeff Bezos stubs his toe.

Yeah.

And then he gets like so mad and he like curses.

Like, oh, fuck.

You know, like.

He also has like sweaty diarrhea too.

Like I just love thinking of really famous wealthy people in compromising human positions.

Yeah.

Sweaty diarrhea being one of them.

Sean Mendez.

Love to see it.

He has diarrhea.

I bet you didn't know that.

No.

Fun fact about Sean Mendez, he suffers from the occasional diarrhea.

Oh, wow.

Well, we have so much to discuss today.

We have so many stories that we need to get into.

It's also Wednesday, so we got to your toasters, Real Housewives of Dallas recap.

Yes, I watched the past two episodes of Real Housewise of Dallas, which was a treat.

I finished the Redheads book last night, which was so good and really such a great compliment to the other book, the wonderful book that we read this month.

We're recording the episode of The Redheads tonight.

I'm actually really, really, I'm always really excited to record The Redheads.

Yeah, it's like two in two weeks.

It's a lot for us.

Oh, wow.

It feels like I'm like being left out.

You know, you want to come?

Well, I was going to read the book, but you were, we share a Kindle account.

And by share, I mean, I just like stole yours and I bought two books yesterday.

Sorry, I'll Venmo you.

What was the second book you bought?

Well, so I had, I gave up on The Last Mrs.

Powers.

Even though so many people were like, part two is so good.

I just like, it's moving so, it's just so bad.

I recently learned that you are not supposed to finish books you don't like.

Like, if you get into a book and you realize you don't like it, do not keep reading.

That's what I learned.

I would have thought the opposite, but no.

So then I started Nightroad, which counselor recommended to me.

I've never heard of it.

And then by the time I bought that one, I was just like.

fatigued with looking so I just watched TV.

Understood.

It's like when you watch so many trailers on Netflix and then you don't watch anything.

But now I have a book and a half.

Maybe I'll finish Mrs.

Parrish, like if I'm bored on the beach once.

Like now I have two books in the future that I will at some point in my life complete.

Very exciting.

Yeah.

Love to see you reading Not on Vacation.

What do you think about the act?

And I want to watch, and I want to read How to Fail at Flirting.

That's what I was going to say, but you were reading it and I didn't want to fuck up your page.

No, you already said that.

Oh, I did?

Yeah.

Wow.

Amnesia is on today.

Yeah.

What do you think about Reading from Home?

RFH.

You know, it's good because I've, through

quarantine, I think maybe people can relate to this.

Like, at first, it was like, yes, let's stay up all night and watch television.

And now it's like, if I turn my TV on, I'll throw up.

Like, I'm just like so done with my television because it's just, I've officially reached the point where I have watched too much TV.

And so I just sit and like scroll TikTok and then I get up and get a snack and I go back to TikTok.

It's just like kind of boring.

And these last few months, I haven't figured out like where to put my attention and my time.

And reading at home, not on a beach, which is what I'm used to, is quite lovely.

So happy that, so happy to to hear it.

Yeah, but I also think I should go to a beach soon just to test the theory and make sure it's better to read on a beach.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

For research purposes.

For that reason only.

Yeah.

Well, should we get into what we came here to do today?

Yeah, I mean,

I have a heavy heart with one of our stories today, and I think we should talk about it.

So let's do it.

Yeah, so let's get right into the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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No.

I didn't.

I don't think I'd say that.

You don't lie.

I try not to.

But you might might have misspoke.

Oh.

Because, and that

misspokenness really got me feeling kind of sick, you know, like kind of like

RDH.

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My stomach.

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Okay, first story is the big news of the day.

Morgan Wallen hurls the N-word after a rowdy night out.

He apologizes, saying, I promise to do better.

So TMZ has the exclusive.

Morgan Wallen returned home Sunday from a rowdy night with friends.

And as he walked up to his driveway, he hurled the N-word and other profanities.

And it's all on video, and Wallen is remorseful.

The country star and a group of buddies had just spent a night out in Nashville when they arrived at Morgan's home.

At around midnight, they were extremely loud, honking horns and talking loudly, loud enough to piss off the neighbors.

One of the neighbors began recording the antics on what appears to be a ring door.

Like,

that's what it looks like.

Oh, that's interesting.

I didn't know that the neighbor was the one who took the video.

Yes.

So Morgan Wallen then sent out a statement, it seems like, to all of the major news outlets saying, quote, I'm embarrassed and sorry.

I used an unacceptable and inappropriate racial slur that I wish I could take back.

There are no excuses to use this type of language ever.

I want to sincerely apologize for using the word.

I promise to do better.

I mean, this is so bad.

Like, I don't know.

This is so disappointing.

This is so, so, so disappointing.

It's so unacceptable.

And I have been such a big Morgan Wallen fan, and I think today is a very upsetting day for those fans because there is...

This is just so unacceptable.

Like, it's January 2021.

How are you using that word in conversation?

Right.

And so casually.

Like, of course he didn't know he was being filmed, but so you see, like, his demeanor, he's with his friends.

This is clearly a word that is in his vocabulary.

And that is just not okay whatsoever.

And I feel like, one, this apology statement that he put out is

not going to cut it.

He did more of an apology when he got, you know, in trouble for kissing a girl in a bar because he had like a wife at home.

Like, I don't care what you do in a bar.

Like, I want an apology here.

Yeah.

And I think he's going to have to do much more to.

apologize for this, but I also feel like on a personal level, like he needs to look in the mirror and go on a personal journey I think he needs help I think there's been a lot of stories about him recently like this is drinking and his partying which is absolutely no excuse but that's definitely something he needs to get under control if like he gets drunk and this happens yeah no I agree and then also just like

learning why what he's done is so wrong so bad I agree he definitely needs some sort of break and some help to do some self-reflection.

I'm so mad at him.

Like when I, when like I defended him last time with his like dumb, like, you know, kissing girls in bars.

Like, I found a way around it.

Like, yeah, because I just.

I think those two things I don't think are comparable.

No, not at all.

And so when I saw this headline, I was so disappointed.

I was so mad at him.

Like, it's just, I don't know, first of all, how you even say that word, like, in this day and age, or at all, any time of year, but it's just, this is like, I'm so angry at him.

And I'm sorry to anyone.

Like, I watched a video and I'm sorry to anyone who watched a video.

And like,

no one should have to hear that word, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I agree.

I'm so angry at him.

So, so angry.

And a lot of people, a lot of country music artists are like talking about it on social media.

And there's like two conversations going on.

It's like, you know, this is not what country music represents.

And then some people are like, no, no, this like is what it represents.

Like, this is like a real problem in country music.

And like, we should talk about it, not like brush it under the rug.

Like, oh, this is not what we're about, you know?

Yeah.

Because like it's of all the industries, I'm sure they deal with, especially like some,

there aren't many black country artists, and I'm sure they deal with like the worst of the worst.

So it's an interesting conversation whether it's like something

like, should country music talk about it more or like, you know, it's not who we are.

Or is this just like not reflective of country music?

But I don't think it's reflective of country music, but I think country music has a race problem.

Yeah, I think that this

reinforces like a really negative stereotype about country music and it makes it makes the rest of the industry look bad too.

100%.

And I feel like, yes, that's something that they need to figure out, but also like Morgan Wallen, this is on you.

You need to figure it out.

Like you're not going to hide behind the industry and say that the industry is like what allowed you to become this person.

Yeah.

It's just, I'm so mad at him.

Like so angry, so disappointed.

Like I like, and since I heard, I've been listening to the album, like pretty much the truckers for Morgan Wallen are fucking angry at me.

Yeah, that's an angry hanga.

Yeah, that's not a trucker like that they would do for Tayshia.

Like, no, of course not.

I've been listening to the album, but like literally on repeat since the last like two weeks.

I haven't been able to listen to it since.

Like I'm so mad at it.

Yeah, I feel the same way.

If anyone wants to like put out a fire album, like now would be the time.

Somebody kind and genuine and lovely.

Yeah, because I have an album whole.

In my, yeah, yeah.

I'm so angry.

Yeah.

Okay, well, are you ready for some good news?

Sure.

Out of the country music world?

Okay.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

This is such great news.

TJ Osborne, who is one half of Brothers Osborne, is ready to tell his story to Time magazine.

In an interview with Time, he is coming out.

He says that he's ready to put this behind him, that he has known that he's been gay for a very long time and that people close to him know, but that's just not something that he's

felt comfortable coming out with publicly.

And now he is.

He says, quote, I'm very comfortable being gay.

I find myself being guarded for not wanting to talk about something that I personally don't have a problem with.

That feels so strange.

Right.

No, I mean, when I read this, I was so shocked and I was so overcome with joy.

I'm such a big Brothers Osborne fan.

Their music is sickening the barn down.

Like, it's so fucking good.

And I don't know, this is such a big deal.

Like, I can't think off the top of my head of any like huge country artists, male, who are gay.

Yeah.

And I just feel like it's, like, such a brave thing to do.

And he's setting such an like an amazing example.

And he's a pioneer.

And like, I'm so.

thrilled.

I'm so thrilled.

And we always say like, it's, he's obviously been his true self for a very long time, but to be someone in private and in public that is different, I think, can be tough.

Difficult, yeah.

Yeah, and so when someone like feels comfortable publicly being exactly who they are and being proud to be that person, like, I think that's the best feeling in the world.

And that's what I hope for for everyone.

Yeah, and I think that, like, this might encourage, I don't know if anyone specifically I'm saying, I think this might encourage more people in the country music industry to come out if they are gay.

Like, it just fosters a more welcoming environment when you're not the first one.

Yeah, I agree.

And I'm sorry, I'm sure there are out male country artists that I'm not remembering, but to me, in recent memory, this is like the first one.

I'm sure there have been, so I don't want to like discredit, but for right now, contemporary.

Yes,

this is a very big deal.

Yeah, I read it.

I was shocked.

Like, I didn't, I never thought of him as anything other than straight because his music is very like,

you know?

Yeah.

And when I saw it, I was so shocked and so excited.

Like, I'm so happy for this is just a great, great story.

It's a great day to put on a Brother's Osborne album.

Oh, yes that's what we will do today that's what we do to sell song tequila again like is

perhaps their album there they put out an album recently and it's really good and I haven't gone through it enough so that's what I'm gonna put on yeah while I cook today literally that song tequila again like I my favorite thing is to

people who don't like country music or have never heard that song and make them listen to it because there's like a trick in the lyrics like the whole first verse he's talking about a girl and then in the chorus I don't want to spoil it for anyone you realize like the girl he's been talking about is tequila so I'm like did you see what he did there?

That's my favorite thing to do.

Listen to the song.

Yeah.

No, that's like a lot of country music songs are like that, where it's like, yes, trust me or can't.

And it's like, beer can.

Also, like, beer don't.

That's a Morgan Wallen song that, yeah.

That we're just, we're not listening to anymore.

Not, not right now.

Um, okay, ready for our next story?

Yes.

Golden Globe nominations are out.

Yes.

Like, who cares?

But literally, who fucking cares?

I know, but like, one, the Golden Globes, like, as far as award shows are are considered a big deal.

Two, I was interested to know like what were the big shows of the year?

And three, as much as like celebrities have become so irrelevant and out of touch in the last year, TV kind of got us through.

Yeah, but Golden Globes is movies and TV.

Yes.

Sorry.

I'm sorry, like

the arts kind of got us through.

Yeah, no, they did.

So I was like, what were the big shows?

Because there were so many shows.

All we were doing this year was watching TV.

Yeah, no, I could definitely tell you what the big shows are.

I'm curious, like, what are the big movies this year?

Are there any?

So

here are the the nominees, and we'll go through each category.

Tell me who you would vote for as a member of the Globe.

Okay.

That is Scoldin, of course.

The Hollywood Farm Press.

Yes.

No, is that Oscars, whatever.

Okay.

Best TV series, musical or comedy.

The Flight Atendant.

The Flight Attendant, The Great, Schitt's Creek, Ted Lasso,

Emily in Paris.

Are you kidding?

I'm not kidding.

Like, that's what makes this.

This was how you know it was a bad year.

Yeah, and it's like.

But it wasn't a bad year for TV.

No, it wasn't.

That is is just so disgraceful.

For this one, it's either Schitt's Creek or maybe the flight attendant.

Schitt's Creek.

Yeah.

Schitt's Creek.

And plus, Schitt's Creek swept the Yemmies.

It's the year of Schitt's Creek.

Oh, yeah.

Best motion picture musical or comedy.

Pairspray.

Palm Springs.

Oh, I heard that was good.

I watched shit on the plane, and it was okay.

It's like Groundhog's Day, right?

Yes, yes, it was, actually.

It was okay, but the fact that it's nominated is like crazy.

Okay, it's been a tough year, I guess.

But like, we were all watching movies.

But movies, I feel like, were more

respected than TV.

Hunter Hanner Merhurstan.

Borat,

Music, The Prom, Hamilton.

Are they Hamilton?

The Hamilton that was like a video.

Disney Plus.

VCR.

Yeah, like a camcorder.

Like Chris Jenner.

Like someone's mom on their iPad.

Okay, honestly, I have not seen any movie in that category.

Yeah.

So I can't give my professional opinion.

No,

the only movie that I saw was Palm Springs, but like I

can't believe that's nominated for Golden Golden Globe.

Me too.

And in my mind, the only movie like I heard about endlessly was Hamilton.

Like, people were dying over it.

So, I want to say Hamilton.

Yeah, but then I also heard it was like weird, and you could hear them breathing.

Oh, really?

Because it was live action, like, on the stage.

Okay, this is really crazy.

Best actor.

Oh, no, sorry.

Best actor in a television series drama.

Jason Bateman for Ozark, Josh O'Connor, The Crown.

Bob Oden.

Who's Josh O'Connor in the middle?

I think he's Prince.

Prince Charles.

Prince Charles.

Oh, Prince Charles.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul, Al Pacino, Hunters, Matthew Reese, Perry Mason.

Oh, Al Pacino, and Hunters.

Even though they disgraced his character in like the last episode, he was excellent.

I just feel like I can't put my finger on who should be nominated, but it's not these people.

I mean, Hunters, I literally watched before quarantine.

Like, how was that this year?

Yeah.

Okay, this is what's crazy.

Sorry.

Best supporting actress in a motion picture.

I have not heard of one of these

pictures.

Jodi Foster,

The Mauritanian, Olivia Coleman, The Father, Glenn Close, Hillbilly Elegy, Amanda Sayfried, Mank, Helena Zengel, News of the World.

Never heard of any of those movies.

Never heard of any of those movies, so I'm just going to keep going.

This next category is good.

Best actress in a mini-series or television film.

Kate Blanchett, Mrs.

America, Daisy Edgar Jones, Normal People.

Winner.

Sherea Haas, Unorthodox.

So good.

Nicole Kidman, The Undoing.

Oh, she's going to win.

But the winner, I think.

Anya Anya Taylor Joy, Queen's Gambit.

Oh, this is a very competitive category.

This is category.

This is the quarantine category.

I watched all of this in quarantine.

Even unorthodox.

That was like back when we were doing Toast Series.

Yes.

And that was so good.

So good.

I think any of them, these could win, and I would be very, very pleased.

I totally agree.

Best actor in a mini-series or television film, Hugh Grant, The Undoing.

No, I mean, I think

he was going to win, but I think that he was really good because, like, we had no idea what was going, like, how crazy he was.

that's true that's true ethan hawk the good lord bird mark ruffalo i know this much is true i kind of like hot take ready i find mark ruffalo to be like one of the most annoying celebrities like i feel like whenever there's a celebrity doing something like out of touch mark ruffalo's there like with a you know a poster board he's like sign me up like i just find his presence so annoying and i really haven't enjoyed him in any filmography since just like heaven since 13 going on 30.

no just like heaven is an incredible movie when reese witherswin comes back from the dead yeah brian cranston your honor jeff Daniels, The Comey Rule.

Okay, I forget, but it was someone in the beginning.

Well, we've only seen The Undoing.

But I like Jeff Daniels.

I'm voting for him.

I like Jeff Daniels too.

Is he like the chubby blonde guy from the newsroom?

Yeah.

So that, you know, the newsroom, I never watched it.

But the, why are you laughing?

What?

I thought he made it a describe it.

Why would you call me like the chubby brunette girl?

He's chubby blonde.

Yeah.

By the way, I don't like when people like get offended.

Like, you know, whatever.

I'm really not even going there today.

So, you know i've never seen the newsroom but like the clip

that opens the show like tell us why america is the greatest the new york jets like that clip goes so viral like it's always coming up on my tiktok i've seen it all over i've seen the clip a hundred times like i've seen the newsroom no i watched all of the newsroom and i loved it so much and i feel like i don't know what happened to it but i don't and i don't know if it's like available to stream places but it's such a good show and you know what's so weird about jeff daniels in the newsroom he's also dumb and dumb are like

how do you do both?

That is called acting.

Right, which is that why I think he should win.

Yeah, no, I actually, I agree with you.

He gives me like grandfather vibes.

Like, I just want to

like, you know, sit on his lap and get presents.

Okay, now it's time for our favorite segment.

What else has Jeff Daniels been in?

Yes, I've been in.

Lots of work on that, but okay.

IMDB.

No, it's easier.

Google Films does a better job, but also Google,

like they organize it at the top.

But again, like, please use my data and know which movies I've already seen.

Okay, he was in Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumber 2, The Martian, Terms of Endearment, Steve Jobs.

He was in Pleasantville.

That's such a great movie.

Who was he in Pleasantville?

I love Pleasantville.

I don't know who he was.

He was in RV, which is one of your favorite movies.

That is one of my favorite movies.

He was in Because of Winn-Dixie, such a seller.

Who was he in RV?

Like, it will will take a while.

I think he was a competing family.

He's like RV, like the father of the competing family.

Oh, drug.

By the way, RV, starring Robin Williams, Cheryl from Kirby or Enthusiasm, and Jojo the singer.

is literally the highest cinematic achievement Hollywood has ever put out.

It is such an incredible movie.

They also do a rendition at the end of the movie of Route 66 by Rascal Flatts.

Well, it's not by Rascal Flatts, but I think Rascal Flatts covers it in the movie.

Like, it's so good.

I'm going to watch RV tonight.

Oh, that's a good one.

Enjoy.

And then JoJo comes in.

She's like the moody teenager at the end.

And she, they're, I think they're at some wedding or something.

I don't know where they're at.

And they go into like all singing rootsy 66.

And then, of course, like, JoJo slays it, you know?

Yeah.

I didn't like RV as much as you did.

I'll have to give it another chance.

Oh, my God.

It's a movie where I literally...

cackle like i i i can't breathe like that's robbie williams is so it's like my bad teacher yeah yeah

but also i haven't seen it in so long that it might be like a joy to re-watch because I don't remember any of the jokes.

Or the opposite.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, but you should re-watch it.

Maybe I shouldn't so that it can live like rent-free in my head as the best movie of all time.

Okay, best actor in a motion picture comedy or musical, Andy Sandberg, Palm Springs, Sasha Baron Cohen, Borat, James Cordon, The Prom, Lynn Manuel, Miranda, Hamilton, Dev Patel, personal history of David Copperfield.

I don't really care.

Like, I'm happy for all of you.

Yeah.

I do think Sasha Baron Cohen in Borat, while I thought Borat was not good, he is excellent as the character.

Yes.

So there's something to be said about that.

Agreed.

Okay.

Best TV series drama.

This is the major category, and I think that the nominees are lacking.

The Crown,

Lovecraft Country, The Mandalorian, Ozark, Ratchet.

What about Queen's Gambit?

What about Queen's Gambit?

That's really bizarre.

I know.

And I'm sure if I went back to the rest of my viewing history, there's other shows that have been snubbed and

like

you're not doing it.

Yeah, no, like I didn't, I liked it.

I liked it.

I liked it, but I don't, I wouldn't advocate for it to be.

no Queen's Gambit.

Like what the fuck?

Yeah.

What the fuck?

But the crown is so good.

Did we am I waiting for another crown season or did I just finish one?

I just watched it.

Oh, that's bullshit.

Yeah.

Best actress in a motion picture, comedy, or musical.

Anya Taylor Joy, Emma.

Didn't know she was in something else.

Oh.

Oh.

Watching that.

Rosamond Pike, I care a lot.

Maria Bakalova, Borat.

Kate Hudson, Music.

Michelle Pfeiffer, French Exit.

It's just so crazy, like, how I literally am a pop culture kind of source.

And I say this every time we go over nominations for Golden Globes or Oscars and I've never heard of any of these movies.

I know I just feel like we actually really watched a lot of stuff this year so like again I just feel like these choices aren't my choices.

Yeah I just feel like growing up there was like four movies that made it into every category and you saw those four movies and like you were a well-informed Oscar viewer.

Yeah.

But I'm not, I can't keep up with all these.

Like between all the streaming services, there's so many movies that could be best movie and it's just exhausting to keep up.

Yeah.

Soon we're going to get into the bigger categories.

But best actress in a TV series drama, Olivia Coleman, the crown, Crown, Jodi Comer, Killing Eve, Emma Corrin, The Crown.

Oh, two crowns.

Laura Lenny, Ozark, Sarah Paulson, Ratchet.

Ozark is like a really big one.

Sack was watching it.

I heard Ratchet was bad.

Yeah, I didn't, I never, I didn't know like anyone who watched it.

Right, and it's like a Ryan Murphy Netflix show.

Like, and whenever he does it, you know, he did Hollywood, he did the politician, like everyone dies for it.

And it's like you see it everywhere.

Did not see one thing about Ratchet.

Maybe it's good, but I haven't heard anything.

Yeah, and then best actress in a motion picture drama, which are like the big movies.

Frances McDormand, Nomad Land, Carrie Mulligan, Promising Young Woman.

Oh, she's going to win.

Really?

I've been meaning to watch that movie.

I heard it's very triggering.

Like, if, if

like, there's a big trigger warning for sexual assault on the movie, but I heard it's incredible.

Got it.

Vanessa Kirby, Pieces of a Woman, Viola Davis, Moreny's Black Bottom, Andre Day, The United States versus Billie Holiday.

Oh, by the way, I've also been meaning to see the Billie Holiday movie, and I didn't know that Andre Day plays Billie Holiday.

It's a Hulu, right?

I don't know what streaming service is on.

I've been meaning to watch that movie.

Oh, maybe we'll do that for Toast Movie of the

Billie Holiday movie.

And then also Best Motion Picture Drama, which is like the big category that'll probably reflect the Oscar contenders.

Nomad Land, Promising Young Woman, The Father, Mink, The Trial of the Chicago Seven.

Okay, I'm going to watch Promising Young Woman and the Billie Holiday movie.

That's what I'm going to contribute to the Oscars.

Yeah, but this is the Golden Globes.

Yeah, but you know, like, this is just the dress rehearsal.

Yeah, the Golden Globes are just.

Are they in person?

Like, what are they?

I don't know what the setup is going to be.

One of my favorite things is when celebrities post videos and themselves finding out that they got nominated.

And like, you can tell it's really genuine.

I just love watching, like, surprise videos.

I just saw Kayleigh Quokos because she's used to being on a sitcom.

Like, she's not used to...

working on Golden Globe worthy material.

And she got nominated for the flight attendant and her reaction was quite joyous.

Oh, that's cute.

It's like, I also love watching military homecomings.

I just love like surprises.

Yeah, so beautiful.

So beautiful.

Okay, our next story, new couple alert.

Aaron Rodgers and Shaylene Woodley are reportedly dating.

And if you watch the Morning Toast, we discussed this in July.

And we watched back what we said.

I said I was, quote, here for it.

And now that I'm seeing it, you know, right.

in front of me, I don't know that I'm here for it.

You know, do not get any sort of materials.

I'm not even close to like building a ship.

Do not get my building materials out.

Like I'm...

Leave the toolbox in the truck.

But it's like, I won't be burning down other people's ships because I'm not against it.

I just.

Honestly, ever since Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn broke up, I just don't believe in love for Aaron Rodgers.

Like, I just think his time is up.

She just like focused on his career.

Yeah, because then like he found Danica and I was like, you know what?

Like that's the one.

And that wasn't the one either.

So I'm starting to feel like maybe he's toxic.

Like maybe it's him.

That's a really good point.

Yeah.

The Green Bay Packers quarterback and Shalene Woodley are dating, according to e-news, with a source telling the outlet the pair have kept their romance, quote, private and low-key.

I will say, though, like, that's a good recipe for romance.

Yes.

They've been rumored together since July.

It's now January.

We hadn't heard about it, and they're still going strong, and they were able to be low-key.

Like, they might be in love.

Agreed.

I just don't know if Aaron Rodgers could really get down with Shaylene Woodley's lifestyle.

From what I know about it, she's very granola.

She, like, you know, makes her own soap, and she doesn't like, you know, but how do you know that he's not interested in making his own soap?

I just have a feeling, like, that's just not, like, what NFL guys do.

And, you know, maybe this is a stereotype of me, but I just feel like that's not what they do.

Make their own soapy me.

Yeah.

And I feel like if there's anyone on the planet who I'm less

compatible with, less have less in common with, it is one Shaylene Woodley.

Like she made all this money.

She's like, I don't want it.

I'm like, okay, give it to me.

Like, oh, material items.

I can have anything I want.

I want nothing.

Okay, give it to me.

Yeah.

Can't relate to like her struggle.

Yeah.

So, but opposites attract, even though we don't know anything about his personality, and maybe he does make his own soap.

I know nothing about him.

And to be honest, like after how he goes through women, it's like maybe it's not that interesting.

Like, maybe they're leaving him because he's boring.

And all he talks about is football.

Football, football, like we get it, football and his friends.

Yeah, my God, chill,

anyways.

That's the new couple alert: build your ships at your leisure, at your own risk.

Yeah,

I'm done shipbuilding.

I'm done.

It's not a fruitless effort.

You know, you spend all this time getting so many ships for these people, and then in a matter of minutes, it's just we're by the port.

We're by the port, back

unloading the ship.

Yeah.

It's exhausting work.

Okay, next story.

This one's for you.

Our fifth and final, but I'm also going to like sneak in a little fifth year and final year.

Jeopardy announces more guest hosts.

And here they are.

We have Anderson Cooper, Dr.

Oz, Savannah Guthrie, and Dr.

Sanjay Gupta.

Okay.

Four more guest hosts in the rotation of maybe people just having fun, maybe people are auditioning.

Dr.

Sanjay Gupta and I were next to each other in the bookstore.

And so there is a special place in my heart for him because he really legitimized my book.

So I want him to get the job.

Yeah.

Or, I mean, still, I think out of all of these names, maybe Dr.

Oz resonates the most as someone who could like be that person.

Warm, welcoming

vibe.

But still, I heard that.

I haven't heard it.

It's like, I'll know it when I see it.

Yeah.

And you know what?

Even all those people.

I'm not even watching Jeopardy.

All those people you named, well, yes, they are good hosts.

I don't know if they have that factor.

And you know who just came to mind?

We like say here.

her.

Maury?

No, but yes.

Maurice?

Yes.

But you know who just came to mind who?

Rachel Ray.

Kind of.

Kelly Clarkson.

Oh, Kelly Clarkson.

It's like, it's not the next stop on her tour.

No, but she would be good at it.

Maybe in like the next few decades, but it's just like that's not in her map right now.

What about Oprah?

I mean, she's so rich, she doesn't need the money, but like she could be that energy.

She could be.

Oprah?

Just something to think about.

Yeah, I would love to see her guest host.

Yeah.

And then also, I just wanted to add just some important biz news is that Jeff Bezos is no longer CEO of Amazon.

He'll remain chief of the board, but he has stepped down from his CEO duties.

And it was revealed.

Sweaty duties.

And it was revealed that Amazon Web Services CEO Andy Jassy would take over as the main man.

Interesting.

I mean, I can relate, like, if I was so rich, like, why would I still be working, like going to work every every day?

Like, no, sleep in, Jeff Bezos.

And the chairman, the chair of the board, whatever he is, board of the chair, he can sleep in.

And I feel that.

Like, he's worked really hard.

Relax.

Yeah.

He said that running Amazon at large is exhausting and all-encompassing.

And he's got other projects he wants to go all in on.

He'll still have a hand at the wheel, though, as executive chair of Amazon's board.

Yeah, I mean, I'm wondering, like, is there a scandal?

Like, people don't step down.

So it's like, what's the scandal?

Naked pics.

Like, what did you do?

Well, we already had those.

Like, we already had.

And we had to text.

Like, that was that level of scandal.

I want to get drunk with you i want to read wake up and read the drunk read the newspaper

maybe he's just like stepping down because he's embarrassed no because he just wants to wake up and read the newspaper yeah and drink with her all night yeah yeah no i just i'm curious or maybe something but you know we said the same thing about bob iger but he stepped down remember because there was still like two years on his contract we were like oh there's a scandal coming There wasn't.

Right, but it's like you are just hired.

You step down to avoid the scandal.

So if they're stepping down, it's like, we're not going to ever see the scandal.

Oh, probably.

Oh, I thought it's

if they they do their jobs right, I thought it was preemptive, like, okay, the scandal's coming, but at least I won't be, you know, associated with Disney anymore, you know?

Yeah, maybe.

Or maybe it's like, this is the,

these are the terms.

You know what disappoints me about Bob Iger?

Hmm.

So we were never able to get in contact with like one of his grandchildren, you know?

Like, when I feel like whenever we say things on the toast, I always get a DM being like, that's my brother.

Yeah.

I've not heard from a single Bob Iger relative, and that's upsetting.

That is upsetting, but keep dreaming.

Never stop.

Keep dreaming.

Reaching for your goals.

Should we do our TV recap segment?

Yes.

Those were the stories, and I feel as though you needed to know them.

For sure.

I feel very informed.

Like, I feel like I digested all that information, and I'm feeling good.

Feeling good.

Let's get it.

Good enough to cure the RDH.

Just in case.

Just in case.

Sneaking back.

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Okay, Real Households of Dallas.

So you watched the last three episodes.

So like you probably thought it was like good.

Last two.

Last two.

But like watching Last Night's Alone was so boring.

I guess because of COVID, maybe they're like have limited footage.

Cause like one whole episode devoted to like Brandy's birthday party.

It's like kind of weird.

Yeah, but then it was like there was the other parts of the episode were people's personal lives and I also was like not feeling that either So I was like why didn't we get more from Randy's birthday?

But there's only so much that they can do and I actually thought they had a really fun the day looked very long.

It did but like I feel like they were having a good time eventually and I thought DeAndre did a great job of planning.

Nature, you know, I'm in this place now where like Carrie is so wrong and I'm really disappointed because I love Cameron.

But time and time again, I feel like when it comes to fights, she's always on the wrong side of history.

But I just love her.

So like I don't care.

But like I'm always disagreeing with her.

Like Carrie is wrong, but it's worth mentioning that, like, Carrie's obviously going through a lot, and she hasn't spoken up to the women.

And I think that if she did, they would like give her a break because she's acting so erratically and like she's so nuts, but she's going through something.

So, like, if she had vocalized it, I think the women would have been more sympathetic towards her and kind of given her a pass for poor behavior.

But nobody knows, so she just looks like she's just being insane.

Yeah, I agree.

It was tough to watch, and I do feel like she is

just causing a lot of drama.

And I just feel like she's in a bad headspace.

Like with her kids, like there's a lot going on.

I think we learned last year, like her marriage isn't perfect.

I just think she has a lot going on in her personal life.

And that's why she drinks a lot.

And that's why she's just always lashing out at people.

And then also, like, she hasn't mentioned it to anyone.

And then at the table, she kind of blurts it out.

And I like, yes, so given that now they know they should give them pass, but it is hard for like the women.

And I think DeAndre to just be like, oh, okay, well, now I'm not mad anymore.

No, it was so the wrong time, wrong place.

And I feel like Carrie actually like felt really bad.

Like she almost didn't get permission from her daughter to share it with the women.

Yeah, I felt like the way that that all unraveled was just not natural.

Not and not what anyone would have planned.

It just, it was kind of

strange.

Yeah.

One of the things that I found really interesting this episode was we learned about Jen, who's like this friend of housewife who like keeps hanging around.

And I think it's very clear that she was intended to be filmed as a full-time castmate, but something happened.

Maybe she was boring or whatever.

What I read online was that there was like an incident with her and her husband and some sort of substance.

Like they were just kind of messy and like,

that's why they

but then she's sitting talking.

She doesn't drink.

She's sober.

Like that was shocking to me.

Yeah.

So I think that's just a part of her story.

Yeah.

It would have been interesting to see it, but I was actually wondering why, because it sounds like it's super dramatic and like interesting.

Yeah.

But Bravo just clearly drew the line and was like, no, we're not going to air this.

Also, Carrie referring to Tiffany as COVID girl like is literally the most out of touch thing like of all time like in this day and age like where we we respect our healthcare heroes and she's like out here making a mockery of it yeah and that was such a weird place that that argument went to like then coming down on tiffany for hanging out with them even though she's exposed because she's a doctor I was just like what is this like what's bubbling under the surface but yeah no it was so stupid it was so stupid but I was glad that Brandy put an end to it because it was like getting really off yeah the wagon but it's clear that a lot of these tensions remain.

The one thing I will say about Tiffany, as much as I am enjoying her, it's very clear that she has this baggage.

Like she's stressed stressed about being a mom and working full-time.

So like maybe now wouldn't have been the best time to join a reality show.

Like it just does feel like a little silly to like watch her struggle with this when I know she just took on a third job of being a housewife, which is filming and reunions.

Like it's a lot of work.

Yeah.

So I'm just like kind of bored by this whole like working mom guilt thing, which I know is like a real issue for a lot of people.

But like you just took on a reality show.

So like.

You should have figured that out before you took on this new opportunity.

I totally agree.

And we kind of opened the episode with her talking about it.

We closed with her talking about it.

It's a lot of her talking about it, especially like I always say for a a new cast member to get so into like your personal issues when I don't even really know you yet.

It's like, I'm not sure.

You have to earn that.

Yeah.

I'm not like fully interested in like your work-life balance struggle.

Couldn't agree more.

And

if that was just like her personal storyline, that would be, that is fine.

But it's just she's getting the most personal story time.

Yeah.

Line.

It's bizarre.

So I was just like, by the end, I was really bored.

And it was sad because she was so emotional.

And I'm just like.

I wasn't connecting to it at all.

Yeah.

I'm like, so why did you take this third job?

Yeah.

Like the irony of her, you know, crying in her room about being overwhelmed by her two jobs while doing this new third job.

Like it wasn't lost on me.

Also, did you watch?

Oh, you did not watch Watch What Happens Live.

I watched like the first five minutes.

It was so boring and like both of their Wi-Fi were so blurry.

Oh my God, what are you talking about?

Yeah, literally I couldn't see anything.

It was perfection.

Terrible.

Terrible.

Stephanie and Tiffany were on Watch What Happens Live and I was nervous that it was going to be awkward because like we know that they had like a little bit of drama because of Stephanie talking about the closet tour.

I thought it was Tiffany's first time ever on Watch What Happens Live.

I thought she did an an amazing job.

Like she was sitting in her closet.

She was sitting in her closet.

But no, a lot of things came up and she

pretty much, one of the viewers asked exactly what Cameron said.

Like, how is it not hypocritical for you to push the chicken feet on her while you didn't want the shots and to call her a COVID girl when she called her COVID girl?

And she just like completely was like, yeah, no.

She was like, with the chicken feet thing, I think I was trying too hard.

I wanted to like make a moment Cameron West got like on TV eating a chicken foot.

Like how funny would that be?

And I just definitely tried, like, was trying trying to write.

I'm like, wow, that's a really big thing to admit.

No, that's very mature.

So often we all try too hard.

And to not defend your own hypocrisy is like the hardest thing to do.

Trust me, I know.

Yeah.

And so I just think everybody, I think Andy was really impressed by her.

I think that.

Oh, I'd love that.

Yeah.

And I think that she's going to be like amazing at reunions.

And I think she's got it all going on.

Well, the thing, what we always say, like the cornerstone of a good housewife is being able

when it's the time to admit when you are wrong and apologize.

And you go down a very dark path when you cannot ever once own your shit, and like you just deflect everything onto someone else, and like nothing is ever your fault.

That becomes like cyclical and really boring to watch.

So, that makes me happy to hear, like, she saw herself on TV like doing two conflicting things, and she owned it.

Like, it's not a big deal.

It's so not a big deal.

No, I love that.

Now that she said that, like, I'm never going to think about it again.

Right.

No, but like, it would always bother me if she like never owned it.

Yeah.

Like, that's how I always felt about Dorinda.

Like, she never owned anything.

So, I couldn't move on to the next season because I was still mad about what she did in Miami to Bethany.

100%.

Also, Andy went on bethany's podcast and i'm 100 gonna listen to that it's i saw a clip a clip it sounded so good that's exciting um yeah can we do dear toasters then let's please let's see what everyone's up to dear toasters is our advice segment if you ever want advice you can email us deartoasters at gmail.com we will read your prompt anonymously we will change names you don't have to worry about any of this this is a long one hi claudia and jackie i love you both so much thank you for always making my mornings great and claudia so excited to read your book i'm starting right after i send this thanks here's the sitch at the last super bowl in miami my boyfriend cheated on me.

After some time, we've been able to reconcile.

Our relationship is better than ever, and I'm not worried about this ever happening again.

The real issue in all of this is his parents.

They don't know any of that stuff that happened, and I'm not exaggerating every time I'm around them, which is about once a week.

They bring up him going to the Super Bowl last year.

It's weird.

That is weird.

They're huge fans of the Chiefs, and anytime they have a chance, they will say things like, wasn't the Super Bowl the best weekend of your life?

And it's driving me insane.

For Christmas, they got him a coffee mug, a beer mug, and a mouse pad pad with a photo of him at the fucking Super Bowl.

When we were at the house for Christmas, his mother served me coffee in that mug.

She also got one for herself.

And it took everything inside of me not to chuck it out a wall.

We have completely moved past this, so it's really annoying that now in my own home, we live together, I'm constantly confronted by the hardest thing we went through in our relationship every time I do the dishes.

I know his parents...

I know if his parents knew about this, they would never bring it up again, but I know he really doesn't want them to know.

Is this part of forgiving him and moving on?

I really do think I will be marrying this guy.

And sometimes I think about how my whole life I will never stop being reminded of this incident.

What should I do?

Smash the mug?

Right now, my plan is just to suffer in silence and hope one day it'll stop.

But I know if we do get married and this continues, one day I will crack and it'll all be exposed.

Let me know what you guys would do because I am stuck from a triggered toaster.

Wow, this is rid of cops.

No, this is just so not your problem to like, you didn't do anything wrong and now it's constantly staring you in the face.

And I feel like part of your boyfriend

being forgiven, like what he needs to do is like tell his parents, like, listen, he doesn't have to say, I cheated on you.

Just say like,

the Super Bowl is a source of contention for us.

Like, I messed up that weekend, and please stop bringing it up at every turn.

Like, I think he needs to say something to them just so that they know that it's like a weird spot in your relationship.

And assuming that once they know that, they will stop bringing all of these things up.

Yeah, and honestly, also, like, if you want, if your mother-in-law wants to serve him in the mug in her house, like, that's fine.

But in your house, you do not need to.

Yeah, get rid of the one in your house.

But also, you know what you could do?

Hold, like, you stand in the kitchen on the hard, on top of of a hardwood floor and you hold it and then you release yeah no literally like

kerplunk the thing is though is that like i don't know why we're like he fucked up like why we're protecting him so much like tell your parents like the parents should know if you're that close to them once a week but yes i it's not that we're protecting him it's like who wants to dig this all up again and now everyone knows and it's like it just happened all over again and she's finally gotten past it it's it's as much for her as it is for him and i think that they can just be like politely nudged into being like listen like that is just like a pit in our relationship.

Please stop bringing it up.

If she is as over the incident like as she says she is, then they should be able to get through this.

Like I don't think it'll last forever.

No, and I think that the best way to go about it is he needs to say something to them, not disclosing all the details, but like making it clear that he

Super Bowl is just a sore subject.

And you know what?

As more Super Bowls pass, this will get less and less because crazier things will happen at the next Super Bowl.

You know, Aunt Sally gets drunk.

By the way, I've been meaning to say we need to put in our predictions.

Also, you're saying that they're Kansas City Chiefs fans.

So hopefully

they win this Super Bowl, hopefully.

And maybe you guys should go to Tampa, like, tomorrow.

Is this a sign?

I think you guys should go to Tampa.

Hopefully Chiefs win.

New memories.

Okay, Jackie, who are we giving it to?

I'm going with the Bucs.

Maybe we should do different ones.

That way one of us is a winner.

Okay, because I was going to say the Chiefs.

Okay, great.

I just like to put my money on the future, not the past.

I understand.

I just.

And I'm not going to lie, loved Kansas City when I went.

Fabulous place, fabulous people.

I did also go to Tampa.

Fabulous place, fabulous people, but not as fabulous as Kansas City.

I said what I said.

I don't know.

I could see it going either way.

I think that the thing is, there's really a 50-50 shot.

I think one team is going to win and one team will lose.

No, I think that's actually a really good prediction.

And I could see Tampa winning and I could see Kansas City winning.

And I could also see Tampa losing and I could, hypothetically, see Kansas losing.

I don't know.

I just.

Is Kansas City in Kansas Kansas City, or is that one of those Missouri ones?

Ooh, asking the wrong person.

Like, I get confused.

I think Kansas City is Missouri, and Oklahoma City is Oklahoma.

There's one that's like not in the city, you know?

Yeah, okay, yeah.

All right, next up.

But I'm still, I just feel like I could see myself watching the Super Bowl and being like, how did I not bet on Tom Brady?

Like, duh.

How many times does he have to tell me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Before I believe that he's going to do it.

But I could also see it like being the time.

Look at this undertaking.

No, just like a turning point where it's like everything's in the rear view for Tom Tom Brady.

Yeah, but that doesn't feel, you don't get to the Super Bowl playoffs championship just to be in the rear view.

No, but it's in the rear view.

Yeah, no, you're right.

So he's still that Tom Brady.

I'm going, Tom.

All right, next up.

How you darn, Claude Jacks, Theo, and Bruno Sweets.

Darn good.

Long time listener, first time caller.

I live in New York City and my businessman Bo and I rented an apartment at the beach for the winter.

Ooh, that sounds so nice.

It's a studio with no desks, so we both work from the kitchen table.

Yesterday, businessman Bo requested I not go behind his computer as he would be on a video call.

Easy enough.

I then went to the bedroom to change into workout clothes without remembering that there was a mirror behind him.

I had just taken off my bra when I heard him screaming.

Much to my dismay, it was too late.

I had flashed the whole group.

To make matters worse, this was a welcome to the team call for a new analyst.

Welcome to the team.

Here are my girlfriends.

Here are my girlfriends' tits.

He's so welcoming.

What now, ladies?

His group meets for outdoor safe happy hours regularly, and significant others go.

Also, he's a P-jum and I don't want to to break up with him.

Do I bring it up and laugh about it?

Do I pretend it never happened?

All while knowing in the back of my mind that it did help.

An itty bitty titty toaster.

Can't relate.

Oh, well, if it's itty bitty titties.

Maybe he would think that it was a man.

Stop.

No, it's like, like, it's just less stressful.

Do you know what I mean?

Here's the thing.

Here's the thing.

I just feel like we never really talked about the flip side.

The flip side to having a businessman, but you're right.

There is a flip side.

He's constantly working.

He's a bad thing.

Yeah, it's exhausting.

You can't run around naked.

Like, if he's, even if there wasn't a mirror behind him, like, if he's working, like, through the night, like, the window behind him gets reflective.

Like, these are just the trials and tribulations of having a businessman bow.

But the thing is, like, you guys were so conscious enough before this phone call to be like, let's not walk behind me.

Nobody really thought about the mirror.

Like,

how?

Things happen, Claude.

Things really, really happen.

You know, just fucking own it.

If that was me, I'd be like, yeah, those are my titties want to pick.

I would just.

I'm that girl.

$5 for a photo.

$10 for feet.

I just feel like what I'm getting from this story is like, you guys have a good relationship.

Like, don't let this.

Don't let this

sidetrack the good thing that I'm going.

In terms of the happy hour, just walk in confident.

Walk in confident.

Like, you're beautiful, stunning, and smart.

Say, walk in and say, you're welcome.

And just get a drink.

A lot.

And then watch your titties again.

Yeah, I was.

This time intentionally.

Find a way to make a joke about it.

And then, like.

but it's also a professional environment.

So like you can't.

You also don't want like people getting HR.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a tough one.

Good luck.

Hey, Claudia.

I'm sure people have done worse in these times.

Oh, yeah.

We reported on that guy like six months ago and started jerking off on his Jeffrey Toobin, but like he lost his job and everything.

So it's like that's not me.

We don't want that for you.

That's not a good example.

You know, in these COVID times, like there is like a...

a line like between like asking i'm at home like what do you expect from me versus unforgivable hello i'm a pervert

Just your neighborhood sex offender.

Hey.

All right, third and final.

Hey, Claudia and Jackie.

Hi, and Earn.

There, I'm good.

Claude, thank you so much for your book.

I absolutely loved it.

I laughed, I cried.

I think I might just have to read it again.

Thank you.

I swear, that's written.

I didn't make that up.

So, my boyfriend and I have been together for seven years and living together for three.

Over quarantine, I found it impossible to sleep in the same bed as him.

For the most part, it is him allowing our five-year-old chocolate lab to push him over to my space, leaving me hanging off the bed.

When I awaken to this in the middle of the night and either move the dog over or kick him off the bed to the dog bed which is two feet away and very comfortable my boyfriend gets upset then there are nights when the dog is sleeping on the dog bed and my boyfriend will still maneuver his way into my bed space and i'm once again hanging off the side when i nudge him sorry this is funny i don't like i'm seeing a lot of similarities to my own life when i nudge him awake and he once again gets upset i tried explaining to him that he's never done this before and i sleep like that

sorry i tried explaining to him that he's never done this before and i sleep like that and don't move, so it's completely on him.

He says he just wants to be close to me.

I know this is completely not true because we were long distance for a year, and when we visited each other, we never had this issue.

He's a P jump, and I don't want him to think that I don't like sleeping with him, but I feel like I'm in a bad sleep.

I'm one bad sleep away from drugging him with Advil PM and red wine.

We have a queen-size bed, and we can't fit a king up the spiral staircase in our apartment.

Any advice?

Love a burnt toaster.

You know what?

There is a special place in hell for people who get in your way of you in a good sleep.

Like, I agree.

It's so abhorrently offensive.

And this, I take personal, like, I take personal events to this.

I've been going through this.

Theo always sleeps in the middle of me and Ben's bed.

Theo is small.

Maybe she shouldn't.

We have a king bed.

It really works totally fine.

But recently, Theo has been deciding to lay horizontally.

No, even if he lays horizontally, he still fits.

Our bed is really big.

He's been deciding to lay on Ben's side, on the opposite side of the middle.

So Ben is now forced to move closer to to me.

And I wake up in the middle of the night sometimes, and Ben is like breathing in my ear, and I literally suck him.

I'm like, get the fuck, what the fuck?

He's like,

I'm like, I don't care, move him, he's a dog.

Like, it's so disgusting.

I'm like, I can feel when someone's on me in my sleep, and this is really upsetting.

And you have to start laying down some ground rules.

Say, listen, I work eight hours a day, I'm fucking tired.

Put the dog in the bed and get away from me.

Yeah, or stern, stern, or it's time for separate bedrooms.

Yeah, no.

I just feel like it's just, I'm watching Downtown Abbey, and that's like something that they used to do back in the day.

They do it in the Crown, yeah.

Separate bedrooms, and I just,

I see it.

Yeah, no, to be honest, like, you know, when people say, like, oh, how's, you know, this person's marriage, they're sleeping in separate bedrooms.

I was like, oh, so they're just going well.

You know, like, that sounds ideal.

I don't think there's anything wrong with sleeping in separate bedrooms.

If you're the type of person who doesn't sleep well with others and you like really value sleep, like some people can run on five hours of sleep.

I check my health app.

I get consistently nine hours of sleep every night and i'm still so tired like sleep is important to me what about you guys get like a really nice dog bed for the dog to sleep on she said she has one it's so nice it's two feet away from the bed and it's very comfortable so you're and then your boyfriend can sleep on it

maybe you also just have to like put him down yeah or your husband

or you need to move where you can have a king bed like yeah that's a thing you know i was um

i forget i was looking at someone's instagram they were saying how they just got a king bed for the first time.

I forget who it was.

Oh, it was Julie Wilson from Cosmo Magazine.

She said she said they've had a queen bed their whole life and she's going to get a king bed now.

And I literally left a comment.

I'm like, this is going to change your life.

Like, king beds, if you have the space, I cannot.

Do you still sleep in a queen bed?

I sleep in a queen bed.

And that's insane.

I know.

And I have the space for a king.

And I'm not going to get one right now, but like.

And I ordered a new bed a year ago.

Change your life.

I know.

I know.

What am I doing?

And by the way, your new bedroom is huge.

Huge.

But I can't get one right now.

Three mattress companies.

Reach out.

She needs one.

But it's like, it's too much change.

No, it's not, Jackie.

Literally, like in me and Ben's first apartment.

We literally always on top of each other.

Like, it's always

something.

In me and Ben's first apartment, the bedroom was really small.

And we still shoved a king bed in there.

We didn't have any room for nightstands.

We had one dresser and a TV.

We had no room for anything.

It was the happiest I've ever been.

Like, I would have it no other way, even though the room was perfectly sized.

We could have had the cutest room if it was a queen or a full bed.

Not gonna happen.

Like,

I think that you know, a good sleep situation is the root of a healthy marriage.

Yeah, but we do have a good sleep situation, and Bruno does not sleep with us.

Oh, that's true.

And if Bruno slept with us, it would be a disaster.

But in a few years, he will start.

Like, I'm just like,

in a few years, I'll have a king.

I don't know why you're like so against it.

You just like it.

I don't know.

It's like it is sort of nice.

Like, we're forced to see each other in our sleep.

No.

And it's like, hey, I'm going to have a bad one.

Hi.

How do you do?

That sounds fucking hard.

Hi, either.

That sounds disgusting.

Like, I don't want to be at a certain point.

Because, like, when we sleep in a king bed in hotel room beds, like, we don't see each other.

Like, it's like, goodbye.

Yeah.

And so then when we come back to our queen, it's like, oh, hi, how are you?

No.

The thing is, is that like

with the king, when we watch TV and like we, before we go to bed, like, we're in the middle.

Ben's on my side.

I'm on his side.

But then there, a time comes when I'm like, goodbye.

And that's nice to have your own space.

Yeah.

Okay.

I mean, I know, but

it doesn't, I I mean, I sleep great.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, good luck to you.

Like, rule with an iron fist.

Sleep is too important.

Yeah.

I don't know what the suggestion was, but.

The suggestion was like, speak sternly to him.

He's getting upset.

Like, what is he, a two-year-old?

You rule with an iron fist, lady.

Yeah.

This is your home, too.

That's our show.

Yeah, that is our show.

No, you're right.

That is our show.

No, it's someone else's show.

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