S3 Ep191: Sooo Sexy: The Morning Toast, Wednesday, November 18th, 2020

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Wednesday hump day.

Sorry, this is like the third hump day in a row.

Theo hasn't been here, but I'm recording my audiobook after the show today, so I could not bring Theo because I'm a busy author.

That's true, and I guess that means, spoiler alert, Theo won't be on the audiobook.

I don't know.

I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't say anything so crazy.

I wouldn't rule anything out.

No, you know what?

What happens in the booth?

Doesn't stay in the booth.

And I just will say, like, if you wanted to do a dog audiobook, book, like, I know one boy who would listen to it.

It will go something like that.

Bruno Sweets.

Done.

ARF with No Job.

ARF with No Job.

We have a big ass, juicy ass, juicy double show for you today.

It's Wednesday, which means we have our famous, our beloved advice segment, Deer Toasters, where you can submit any sort of advice queries to deer toasters at gmail.com.

We have the Bachelorette recap.

Afterdale.

Afterdale.

Afterdale.

We have the Fast Five chock full of goodies.

We do.

And I did finish The Crown, but I know that you didn't.

So I will do everything I can to not talk about it.

And

I'll steer you away.

I will try to watch today as much as possible.

I literally have a ton of time.

Did you watch any yesterday?

No, I've had such a busy week.

Yesterday I had such a busy day.

You know that.

God bless you.

Excuse me.

You sneezed on it, shoot.

You know that Bruno Sweets keeps me on my toes all damn day long.

But I just had so much going on.

I went to the lived method yesterday and something so sad happened to me.

You fell worse.

Oh, I banged my head.

Oh shit.

That's the fucking worst.

And there's no bruising or anything, but like it hurts to the touch.

And it was.

Internal bleeding.

It was just so embarrassing.

Yeah.

It's like

it hurt a little.

It hurt, but like it wasn't.

blind.

What'd you bang it on?

So I was doing sit-ups while I held a kettlebell.

And every time I sat up, I had to put the bell up.

I was like, oh, Mike.

And on one of the ones up, it just like...

A kettlebell?

That like weighs 50 pounds.

Do you think you have a concussion?

They have different weighted kettlebells.

Do you think you have a concussion?

No, I don't because it didn't hurt that badly, but it was just like the shock of the pain and the embarrassment.

Like I was just like to Matt, like, I need a second.

I just went in a single tear,

a single tear streamed down my face, but I don't think anyone saw it.

That's the thing about like hurting yourself in public.

The humiliation and the shame hurts way more than the physical, you know, bump or bruise.

And it's the shock of like, oh, wow, I was doing sit-ups and now I hit my head.

No, and and it's the shock of like, I'm supposed to be like a coordinated adult.

I'm like just over here banging my head on things.

Yeah, it was, it was quite shocking, but I powered through the rest of the workout.

I'm so sorry that happened to you.

That's awful.

Yeah, it just sort of like colored my day.

And

now I woke up this morning and like when I was doing my makeup like I could feel the bruise on my head, but I think I think it's okay.

Hopefully.

Hopefully, yeah, but you know, so far so good.

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There's nothing better.

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And I feel like today, it's also so cold out here.

What the fuck?

Literally.

It's so cold.

I can't keep up with the climate change changing.

Like, it's exhausting.

I know.

And now that I am so like weather dependent because I take Bruno Sweets out, it's just freaking cold out here.

I know.

And it's like having a puppy in the winter so hard because you really have to stand outside for very long periods.

Yesterday was one of those days and now I'm on ear muff.

Like I'm in the ear muff phase of my life.

That's funny.

I didn't even wear a coat today.

Yeah, I feel like if I didn't have a dog, I'd be like, it's beautiful out.

Yeah, no.

Honestly, like coming to work with Theo and coming to work without Theo are two different lifestyles.

And like, as much as I love having him here, just like being able to like breeze my way through Manhattan and doing whatever I please, It's such a joy.

But I do miss Theo, of course.

Of course.

I miss him so much.

And

his absence is keenly felt today, but I feel like we should just, you know, make it so good, like in honor of him.

I feel like we should get into it because we have like a very busy day ahead of us.

Okay.

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So is the first story people's sexiest man allowed?

So I have managed to not find out who it is.

You're lying.

No, I swear, because this morning I was actually thinking like last night, like, I know it's coming out soon, but I fell asleep at 10 o'clock.

Then when I woke up, I'm like, I'm not going to go on Twitter and I'm not going to look because I want to be surprised and I want to guess.

But you were, you really haven't seen.

Really haven't seen.

Oh my gosh.

Okay.

So I'm thinking.

You get three guesses, no clues.

Three guesses, no clues.

Okay.

Um,

like, it's hard because no one was, like, a clear, like, star this year because nothing happened.

But, like, that's true.

Someone who's just like hot all the time, like, Michael B.

Jordan, you know?

That's it.

Oh, no way.

Yep.

No, I'm kidding, I knew.

I don't know why.

Like, I thought that was so funny.

Did it, was I mean, like, a good actress and I was like, hmm, Michael B.

Jordan.

Yeah, no.

I, like, I

mean, I never would have guessed you would put on.

You believed me.

100%.

Why wouldn't I?

Why wouldn't I believe you?

I don't know.

I'm a trusting person.

Well, when I woke up this morning, I actually didn't know yet.

I'm like, you know what?

It'd be funny if I could find out and get a genuine surprise.

But then I just got too curious.

So I looked on Twitter.

Oh, wow.

Curiosity killed the cat, huh?

Curiosity, it truly got the best of me.

It broke her heart.

Now, all that's left of she.

This is a great choice.

Yes, Michael B.

Jordan is people's sexiest man alive and for 2020 he said the women in my family are proud of this one so michael b jordan is by all definitions like the sexiest man alive yeah a lot of times like people you know takes creative liberties

they're like this man's personality is so sexy yeah no sometimes there have been many a controversial selects i think most recently obviously blake shelton was like a curious one last year was john legend which was also like not the obvious choice a good one yeah a good one but i don't really think of john John Legend as like super sexy.

Like I think of him as very talented and like funny and like part of a good marriage.

Right.

That's why it was an interesting choice.

It wasn't the obvious choice.

No, this is very obvious.

This is very obvious.

He is very sexy.

He tells people that it's a cool feeling.

You know, everybody always made that joke, like, Mike, this is the one thing you're probably never going to get, but it's a good club to be a part of.

Who would say that?

No, what assholes are you hanging out with?

Yeah, like, no, like.

It's like very much in the realm of possibility for Michael B.

Jordan.

It would be more impossible for him to never get this than for him to have gotten it.

I think my favorite thing about Michael B.

Jordan is that I knew about him before everyone else because I used to watch Friday Night Lights when it was on the air and that's where he came from.

And a lot of people forget, but I never forgot.

No, I think people remember.

I don't think so.

I think I'm the only one.

Okay.

Well, congratulations to you.

Thank you.

This photo is such a big day for me.

The photos are stunning.

Sexy.

Beautiful, stunning, smart, and incredibly sexy.

I would hope so.

Yes.

So make sure to pick up a copy of People Magazine.

And who are some of the honorable mentions?

You saw Dan Levy got one.

Honorable mentions.

Which I think is sexiest hair, sexiest foot.

Oh, yeah.

Sexiest niggas.

No, these are just like other sexy people.

Right, but not the sexy man.

No, they're not the sexiest man alive, but they're sexy men living.

Yeah.

Breathing live, sexy men.

You know, it's like when you, like, those neon signs.

Sexy.

Yeah, you know, those neon signs.

It was like, nude girls live walking.

Like, we should open a club, like, sexy, breathing, oxygen men.

And here would be the features: Chris Evans.

Of course.

Dwayne Johnson.

He's the former sexiest, and now he's just among the sexiest.

He's been demoted.

I have to say, like, I,

while Dwayne Johnson, I don't think is my type, like, I'm not into like enormous dudes.

There's something about him that is very sexy.

No, he is so sexy.

Period.

Period.

Paul Mezcow from Normal People.

The love of my life.

Like, if you haven't seen that show, you guys, and you're looking for some sort of sexual awakening, watch that show because Paul Mezcal is everything of the sort.

Oh, well, we were talking about the girl yesterday.

She's in Weird the Crawdad Sing, and he's certifiably sexy.

And he was nominated for an Emmy, so I feel like he's having a good year.

For sure.

Maluma, very sexy, very sexy.

Pedro Pascal from The Mandalorian.

I don't didn't see it.

Don't know who that is.

Chris Rock.

He's sexy.

Paul Rudd.

Are people going to move on from this ever?

That was such a great reaction because I love Paul Rudd.

Like, I love his movies.

He was amazing in friends.

And like, he is super, super cute.

Mm-hmm.

But just like, let's move on.

Yeah.

Um, also, Pedro Pascal is from Game of Thrones.

Remember, he, spoiler alert,

has his face smashed in.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Um, John David Washington, who's from Tenant, which was like a big movie this year, one of the few that were able to be movies.

Oh, yes, actually, I was just at dinner with friends, and they were talking about how it was truly one of the worst movies they ever saw and had made no sense, no plot, like, no nothing.

Yeah, Brad Pitt, always sexy,

classic sexy guy, Never not sexy.

Manny Jacinto from The Good Place.

Okay.

And then those are, so those were the 10 extra sexy, the bonus sexy men.

Right.

But do you want to get sexiest food?

Yeah, like they have such specific categories.

Yeah.

Like sexiest hair.

Like, and like sexiest clothes.

Yeah, no, I agree.

Sexiest late night host on ABC.

Like they get really specific.

Yeah, we're going to find out who are the specific sexy people.

Yeah, sexiest late night host.

That was like Big Cohen one year.

No, Andy got sexiest hair.

Oh, nice.

And I think he was really proud of that.

He does have nice hair.

Are you struggling to find the article?

I'm just like, yeah, I want to find the one that's like all the.

Maybe it only comes out in the actual issue.

We should pick up a copy.

We should.

I'm just going to go to their Sexiest Man Alive tab and like see if it's there.

And then if not, I'll move on from all the sexiness.

Because John Mayer should be in there for something.

Whenever we report on this story, I feel like Atnafaris and the house bunny, so sexy.

By the way, also, I can't believe just like, not that I don't have anything bad to say about people, Sexiest Man Alive, and they do the most beautiful woman issue but I do find it hard to believe that this whole saga hasn't been canceled yet like something about it feels wrong I can't put my finger on it but I do also like kind of enjoy it like it's exciting who's gonna be like it still holds some sort of excitement totally I just feel like that and like maxim hot 100 like I just find

that in 2020 like someone would have found a way to make this controversial do you know what I mean for sure like pitting women against women and then separating it by gender.

Like, I just can't believe it's still a thing.

For sure.

The specific sexiness hasn't, it's not out yet.

Oh, okay.

So we'll have to pick up a physical copy.

Maybe next time I'm in the airport.

Or maybe tomorrow.

We'll get like, we'll find out who has the sexiest food.

Maybe we'll see.

I'm really looking forward to the foot category.

It's one of my favorites every year.

Well, congratulations to all the sexy men.

You're so sexy.

So sexy.

So, so sexy.

Happy for Michael B.

Jordan.

Yeah.

No, this is so deserved.

Like, he's so sexy.

And there was also a few years where they were just like rotating the same three guys yeah and that was like when i feel as though they really could have faded into irrelevancy but they got with the times and started choosing out of like literally just george clooney and brad pitt like that's what they used to do every year yeah yeah and i feel like and most beautiful woman is always julia julia roberts yeah even though i think she like literally got it once but for some reason it's like she's ingrained in my mind it's like people always choosing her as the most beautiful woman yeah i agree with that Okay, ready for our next story?

It's really some sad news.

Oh, no.

Jesse Nelson takes an extended break from Little Mix for, quote, medical reasons.

So to all the Little Mix stands out there, I'm not going to lie.

I speak on behalf of all of us.

Like, I really didn't see this one coming right now.

They're in the middle of putting out like fire singles, lead up to an album.

And Jesse is taking a break.

In a statement received by the BBC on Tuesday, it was said that, quote, Jesse is having extended time off from Little Mix for private medical reasons.

We will not be issuing any further comment currently and ask media to please respect her privacy during this time.

Well, I really, really hope that she's okay.

And like, this truly is just just like a medical break.

Like people need breaks all the time for medical reasons.

Normalize taking breaks.

And we just read a book for the Redheads, The Unraveling of Cassidy Holmes, which is about a girl group and like all of the things that go on behind the scenes.

Take a break.

If you need a break, take a break, please.

But when it comes to like very famous groups, when someone leaves, like people are always doubting.

Speculation.

And speculation.

And I do believe I've said here once or twice, it might have been on the morning breath, when I had the esteemed privilege privilege of going to a private little mix concert and then like interviewing them afterwards.

I really felt like I got their vibe and the vibe that I got, and I remember saying this, I said, if they ever break up, it'll be because Jesse leaves.

Like I just got a vibe that they were like leaving her out and like she was just like different from them.

Not saying that that's what this is, but if it is, I just wanted to put it out there that I called it first.

Great.

I'm happy for you.

Yes.

And I'm just sad for the fans.

It's important to get credit for your...

predictions.

She also missed out on the girl groups, the search final.

They have a show, Little Mix the Search.

She missed out on the final episode and their performance at the MTV Europe Music Award saying Jessie is unwell and will not be appearing on tonight's final.

She will also not be hosting or performing at tomorrow's MTV EMAs.

I do have a lot of people.

Have they been performing without her?

So they performed without her at the EMAs.

That's crazy.

Yeah, they performed Sweet Melody.

I feel like...

I'm going to take this at base value and say that this is exactly what's going on because I feel like if it was something bigger, they would have

come up with a more elaborate statement.

You know what I mean?

But like just being like, it's medical, bug off.

Yeah.

I'm going to accept that.

And I'm going and I'm going to bug off.

And Jesse, like, if you're listening, I wish you a speedy recovery.

And

I hope whatever it is that you're going through isn't that serious because it sounds scary like the way that they describe it.

Yeah, totally.

Yes, I agree.

I think we should take this at face value and just time will tell if this is really what's going on.

And also, like, I think that in order for our favorite bands to stay our favorite bands, we need to normalize people taking breaks, like actual breaks.

Sometimes you just need a pause.

Yeah, of course, but then it's like our trust is betrayed because One Direction says they're going on a brief hiatus and it's been six years.

Yeah, no, but maybe if like they took the break when they needed to, they wouldn't need six years off.

But that's not our fault.

We should normalize music and industry executives letting 17-year-olds go on breaks.

But right, but if this is like our first instance of it getting the break when the break is needed, we need to show the music executives that we're good with it, that we are happy for them, and that we are fine with breaks if people are coming.

Yes, but at at the end of the day, it's not in our power.

It's music exacts.

Even that documentary where it was like One Direction was on this non-stop tour, waking up every night in the middle of the night, recording their new album for the next tour, so that by the time this tour is over, they will release the album and then go on another tour and spend two weeks at home.

Like that

is awful.

And that has nothing to do with the fans.

Like that has everything to do with the Simon Cowles of the world who plan these things.

Yeah.

But maybe like enough...

Like enough One Directions have broken up that they're like, okay, maybe we'll try it differently this time.

If someone needs a break, maybe they'll learn.

If someone needs a break, we will give them a break because we'd rather have a short-term break than the dissolution of the band.

Of course, maybe that'll work.

Right.

You would think these big wigs would think that they would be like not so short-sighted.

Yeah.

But big wigs, I don't know, maybe their wigs are on too tight because they can't see anything but like the next, the next day.

They can't see anything long-term.

Their wigs are on too tight.

They are.

Okay, next story.

Claudia's favorite guy, Conan O'Brien, is ending his nightly TBS show in 2021.

Only interesting because he's moving, well, only semi-interesting because he's moving to a weekly variety show on HBO Max.

So this is

an example of a traditional late night host choosing streaming service over cable late night format, which has always been the dream for people.

Yeah, I do have to say, this like is an interesting case study, but not that interesting because it's not like Conan O'Brien walked away from like a big ass show.

Like he's on TBS and he like got that show as like a favor after that whole Jay Leno thing happened.

Like it's not like Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, James Corden, like one of the big ones went.

Like Conan is pretty irrelevant if I'm being honest.

So yes, this is a big win for the streaming awards, but

I don't know how to say this without being mean, but like Conan's a loser.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Wait, there's a quote here, and I'm not sure if it's a joke.

Okay.

Because if it's a joke, it's hysterical.

What article?

What website?

Hollywood Reporter.

Apparently, this is what Conan said.

In 1993, Johnny Carson gave me the best advice of my career.

As soon as possible, get to a streaming platform.

That's funny and obviously not true because there were no streaming platforms in 1999.

That is so funny.

Wow, Conan's funny.

I know, I know.

He said, I'm thrilled that I get.

I didn't take it back.

Yeah, he said, I'm thrilled that I get to continue doing whatever the hell it is I do on HBL Max.

We agree.

And I look forward to a free subscription.

What I meant is basically that, like, Conan, no matter, like, he's probably like a funny guy, 100%.

And I didn't mean to, you know, knock him.

What?

Wait, I'm like, so

just this article.

He also has a special, like a traveling special called Conan Without Borders.

Wow, that's pretty funny.

Right?

Shit, do we have to get into Conan?

We might have to.

And, of course, we are a podcast that supports other podcasts.

To get me started.

Okay, maybe I take back all the mean things I just said about Conan because that was pretty funny.

But all I meant was like,

this isn't that impactful because it's not like the loss of Conan's cable show.

It's like, oh, no, like, woo.

Spooky.

We're fine.

Like, the late night ear, like, category is going to be fine.

Yeah, no, I hear what you're saying.

It's not like one of the Jimmys

or Andy Cohen.

Or even someone with like a remotely large audience of devoted fans.

I think he has some fans, but I hear what you're saying.

He's not one of the biggest in, but he's pretty big.

No, if any of the Jimmies or Andy Cohen or even like Samantha B like went, that would be impressive.

I think Samantha B is Conan.

Conan level.

Actually, I agree with you.

I think they're on the same network.

That's why.

Yeah, but like James Corden.

Yeah, of course.

Stephen Colbert.

well john oliver is already on a streaming well no he's on hbo yeah not hbo max so yeah like this is if more people follow him which i don't know if if they will then it's interesting but for right now i don't think it's that big of a deal because i don't know how many how much you know um

of a future the conan cable show had you know i know i just i oh my ipad's playing music oh my god Amateur out.

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It's tough times for everyone.

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I know.

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I got to put my glasses on.

Yeah.

Otherwise, how will you

read it from my voice?

No, otherwise, like, how will I be able to give good business advice if I'm not sure?

That's true.

And maybe I could give good business advice, but who would take it from someone not wearing glasses?

That's true.

But I don't know if we'll need your advice.

I guess we'll need you somehow.

Let me hear.

Amazon is opening an online pharmacy, shaking up another industry.

To me, I read this and I was like, hallelujah, this is what I need.

I think this is just like a no-brainer.

The retail Colossus opened an online pharmacy on Tuesday that allows customers to order medication or prescription refills and have them delivered to their front door in a couple of days.

The potential impact of Amazon's arrival in the pharmaceutical space rippled through that sector immediately.

The stocks of CBS, Walgreens, and Writing all tumbled on Tuesday.

Those big chains rely on their pharmacies for a steady flow of shoppers who may also grab a snack or shampoo or groceries on the way out.

All have upped online services and touted their abilities to deliver prescriptions and other goods as the pandemic has pushed more consumers to stay at home.

But Amazon has mastered these things and its online store is infinitely larger with millions of loyal shoppers already buying books, TVs, Claudia's book, and just about anything else.

Yeah, girlsnojob.com slash book.

You can get my book on Amazon.

Okay, now I have a probably like a controversial opinion on just like the Amazon takeover.

Okay.

Because I'm a consumer at heart.

You know, I buy things all the time, pretty much every day.

And I buy things from stores, brick and mortar.

I buy things from Amazon.

And the experience of buying something on Amazon is just so superior in every way.

Price, user experience, speed, efficiency.

Step checkout remembers where you like what your last address was.

You have all of your like they just you don't have to so easy.

So as much as everyone's like, oh, Amazon's taking over the brick and mortar, mom and pop, and it is sad.

It is as a consumer, like I want the best possible experience.

So the fact that Amazon is now my prime user for deliveries, for electronics, and now maybe pharmacies, like, I really can't be mad.

Like, it's fabulous.

No, some

benefits the consumer.

Yeah.

And I agree, especially for the pharmacy, like, I find calling in my prescription, getting to the pharmacy in the time before they like unpack my prescription to be like extremely like stressful for me.

Like, I just, I don't know.

I dread having to call in my prescription.

You know, and by the way, try calling your pharmacy and then getting to the actual pharmacist.

Like, it's just a machine, and then maybe you get a customer service representative who's not a part of the pharmacy, and then the pharmacy hours are so specific, even though the place is open 24 hours.

Right, and they and they say, they do say that I could have my prescriptions delivered and that there's like a place that delivers prescriptions.

I just, I have yet to encounter this in a meaningful way.

And I feel like I know a few days before I need a prescription refilled and that's how long Amazon takes to get to me.

And I just like,

I'm so here for this.

Yeah.

I mean, it has been a really difficult year for small businesses.

So I feel like this is like another blow to small businesses because yes, there are CVSs and Walgreens that'll survive, but there are a lot of like general stores and small pharmacies that are mom and pop and like small businesses.

And that sucks because Amazon has already been so destructive towards small businesses.

And given what's been going on this year, like that sucks.

But as the consumer at heart, like I ain't mad like that Amazon's just taking over like every sector.

I'm going to go out on a limb.

Like I fucking love Amazon.

Like, and I feel like Amazon's the devil to so many people, but I love it.

And I love Jeff Bezos.

Thank you for making my life so easy and affordable.

Yeah.

No, I mean, I hear what you're saying.

And I think that this one specifically is just

a good one.

Yeah.

Okay, ready for our fifth and final story?

Always.

Because the first look at Matt James' season of The Bachelor has been revealed.

Yes, as I was watching The Bachelor last night, they kept teasing The Teaser.

And The Teaser was in Big Sky.

It's a big sky, which, by the way, looks good.

Which looks good, but it looks like a drama that I want to watch all together after I'm watching episodically, especially after I've watched In Bachelorette.

Like, I'm done for the day.

Yeah, but I do love me some Ryan Phillippy.

You do.

Yeah.

I don't like him.

Cruel intentions.

I know.

And then Married Therese Witherspoon and Ava Phillippy's dad.

Like, what's not to like?

I don't know.

And

he follows me on Instagram.

So, really, what's not to like?

Oh, I love him.

Yeah, love him.

On Tuesday, ABC dropped the first look at season 25 of The Bachelor, which has Matt James in the driver's seat and his female contestants.

fawning.

The women are literally falling for you, Chris Harrison tells James after a woman is seen tripping while getting out to see the 28-year-old.

That is you, like,

falling.

That's me hitting myself.

So embarrassing.

I was so excited when I saw like Matt James in his suit, like turning.

Because I knew

we just reported that they already started filming, but like they already started filming.

No, and it's in there.

And there's footage.

There's visuals on my TV screen.

Yeah, I was actually shocked at like

the speed in which we got a trailer.

Yeah.

No, I'm I'm so excited.

I think it's going to be really great.

Well, what I thought was most interesting about the trailer is where they were.

They appeared to be standing in front of some sort of mansion looking,

maybe almost a hotel.

Like it was beautiful and it wasn't La Quinta.

No, but was it Nima Colon?

I don't know.

I think, yeah, it's been confirmed pretty much that they're at Nima Colon, and it does look like a mansion-looking hotel.

It was beautiful.

And it's like Farm Chemin vibes.

It's going to be like a whole new scene, and I'm so excited to, like, have a change of scenery.

Also, speaking of a little bachelor tea, people are, and by people I mean to my Instagram account, saying that Kelly and Peter are like fully engaged.

Love to see it.

Congratulations, Mazatov, to the two of you.

Like, what an incredibly strange journey that is hysterical and ultimately beautiful.

Yeah, because I actually really like them as a couple.

I just think the way in which he like chose two different girls, neither of which were Kelly, like was weird.

And I didn't like the way that they came together.

But if they had just won the batsourette together, I would have loved them.

Yeah, and you know what?

Like, it's sometimes an imperfect thing.

And you, it, like, sometimes it's messy, but if they found each other at the end of it, and the fact that they had met before the season, they went to that wedding, right?

Four seasons.

I think that this is so sweet.

I think that they've been really cute.

And I think Kelly is like

Kelly's probably one of the like

smartest with it people that's ever been on the show.

So whatever Kelly wants,

I guess.

Okay, let's dive into our TV recap segment, which last night was the Bachelorette.

Very standard episode.

Not that much happened.

But I did come to a few conclusions.

The first conclusion that I came to is there's always two different types of bachelorettes.

Bachelorettes that listen to the producers and bachelorettes that don't.

And I've gathered that Tayshia is the bachelorette who listens to the producers.

I thought that felt that way about Jojo Fletcher.

I thought Rachel Lindsay did not listen to the producers.

I thought Caitlin Bristow did not listen to the producers.

And what I mean by that is like this whole Ed versus Chasin thing like is so stupid.

Like loser on loser crime.

Like at first I liked Ed for just calling Chasin out because Chasin is such a loser.

Yeah, I actually liked Ed.

Usually it's like if you step in it regardless of what side you're on, like I'm done with both of you, like if you're taking up your time to talk about drama.

But then like what Ed was saying about Chasin like so specifically.

He had the same adjectives to describe Claire and Tayshia.

Which is like a pretty legitimate thing to say.

Plus he was like, he's here for Instagram followers.

And he was just like really going in hard on him.

And I was like, yeah, I see it.

No, by the way, I was totally with Ed, but like, he did not let it go.

And then he's like such a baby telling Tayshia that Chason got aggressive with him.

Like he was just standing up.

Like he lost me at the end, but at first I was like living for him coming for Chasin because Chasin is so thirsty and Chason's TikToks have been coming up all over my spring.

You saw one last night.

I can't unsee it.

They're so aggressive.

So it was loser on loser crime.

And I don't feel like Tayshia really has a connection with either of them, but she ended up keeping not one, but both of them.

And to me, that's just the producers telling Tayshia what to do.

Like, she doesn't really care about these dudes, but let's keep them around for the drama.

Whereas I feel like a Rachel Lindsay or a Caitlin, like, has absolutely no time for guys like that.

And even though the producers wanted them to stay, like, they would have sent both of them home so we could like start fresh and not go into next week now talking about chasing an ed chasing an ed like it's so stupid it's not even like an interesting um

conversation that they're having.

It's loser on loser crime and it's not like one of them is a front runner in any way.

So we're not actually concerned about Taysa going home with the wrong guy.

Right.

So I felt as though that taught me that Tayshia is listening to producers and just like doing what she's supposed to do.

And I'm sure after the producers working with Claire, like Tayshia is a welcomed, refreshing sight for sore eyes.

Yeah.

But that was the first conclusion that I came to.

The second conclusion that I came to is that there are so many frontrunners.

Like I cannot decide who I love more.

And I don't think Taysa can decide either because I know people are, they're like gearing up for him to be the villain, but I like love Noah.

Yeah.

I think he's so cute.

And I think if you're cute with a, with a mustache and cute without, like, you're actually like a really good looking guy.

I think, and I didn't, I wasn't bothered at all that he jumped the fence me neither no i i think he did a really good job and the fact that he came on the date midway through and like still won the rose like he's obviously an impressive guy i think he is really cute i don't think he is a frontrunner because he's just like kind of young and i

i just feel like he's fun

but there are so many like ben even though he totally that was the best thing

that was the best thing that ever happened to me i really did like him the whole episode but he was just like you can't he was too meticulous like you can't plan a group date like you're five minutes like he was being a little too cocky and, like, just sitting around.

And I absolutely loved that he didn't get time with Tayshia.

Like, even though I like him and he's definitely a frontrunner, like, I was living for his failure.

Yeah, no, it was funny and it was surprising and really sad.

But I do really like him.

And I think he's like...

Top four.

Yes, I think he's, so I, I think Noah, while he may not be a winner, I think he's going very far.

I think Ben is the same.

I think Brendan, who they had the one-on-one, I think there's still like very, like a very strong connection between him.

I actually think Bennett has like potential, even though he hasn't been spending like enough time with Tayshia alone.

And but I think Tayshia like likes him.

Yeah, there's always like one or two guys who you could tell have like a real friendship with the lead.

Yeah.

And they will stay like as long as they possibly can before it, like, she would have to eliminate someone that she loves.

Yeah.

So I think Bennett will be like number six to go home.

Yeah, me too.

I think that, um,

were you the one who told me that he gives you Jean-Paul Jones vibes?

Oh, did I?

Yeah, and that's like obviously Tayshia's type.

Yeah.

And once, ever since you said that, I like can't stop thinking about it.

It's so true.

Like, she she does have a very unique type because John Paul Jones is like kind of quirky.

She likes a quirky guy.

And Bennett is definitely quirky.

And I just have to say, like, him getting all those answers wrong at the quiz, like made me like him.

Like, I thought it was so funny.

So funny.

And he still won.

Yeah, no, he's so cute.

And she obviously likes him if, like, she was fine with him winning.

Yeah.

Even though he didn't participate in two out of the three.

Yeah, but I mean Bignet's Trump all.

Speaking of not participating, when Chase and Ed were supposed to fight, and Ed goes over to Chris Harris and says he has like dislocated shoulders and can't fight.

I actually was glad that they didn't fight because something about the date was giving me like,

I don't like where this is going vibes.

It's insane.

Like not only like wrestling, it's just so

barbaric.

Yeah, plus like all oiled up, these guys who like, I just, I just thought it was, it was stupid.

It's like, it's 2020.

Like, yeah, and it was already getting like aggressive.

Like, like, they were fighting way harder than I thought they were going to for guys who didn't have any beef.

Right.

So even though, like, it was fine, I did.

I honestly think that it was way better if Ed and Jason did not fight.

Yeah, because there would have been an injury and it's so senseless.

Like, I agree.

It's so silly.

It's so silly.

And I thought it was cool that Noah jumped in.

And also, if everyone wanted to be mad at Noah for being on the date, they should be mad at Ed for sitting out.

And if Noah wants to come to the group,

Ed shouldn't go because that, like, that's who they should be mad at, not Noah, for seeing an opportunity and seizing it.

That is a wonderful call.

I just brilliant.

Like, beyond breathing.

When Ed started to complain about Noah being at the group.

Your fault, bitch.

Like, you look in the mirror.

No, I look.

I started the episode like thinking Ed was like.

I actually like him and he's a friend of Bennett.

I lost, he lost me.

No, but he didn't lose me completely, but

I don't dislike him yet.

Like, I think that the guys like him.

I thought, I think he's a fine guy.

The guys really dislike Noah, like, simply because he has a mustache and he was like the first to walk in from that new group of guys.

No, he wasn't the first.

He was.

No, no, no.

The other guy was the first.

Who?

He wasn't really in this episode, but he was the one who like got super aggressive in water water polo.

Oh, and then he hurt his mouth.

Was that not Noah?

No, that's

Spencer.

Oh, he was like relatively irrelevant this episode.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about him.

I just feel like they don't like him, and I don't like their reasons because he has a mustache.

Like, that ain't fair.

Yeah.

That's not a real reason to dislike someone.

And now he doesn't even have a mustache.

No, and it looks like next week's episode's like all about him like not being right for her.

Well, he is too young.

I know age has no number, but like Tayshia keeps saying she wants a boy, not a man.

And that means someone older.

And that guy's XC, who's 36, and he's like, why am I single and 36?

Like, I actually really like him.

Yeah, I think he will do well also.

Even though I don't think he's so cute.

Yeah.

But again, like, I think Tayshia just

is has like, isn't

like her type is just more interesting.

Like, she's more interested.

Yeah.

Interesting.

And she's like.

Not shallow.

Which I think makes the season so much more interesting because it's like the people who are like the usual classic bachelor types now like Blake Moylan is just fading into the background.

Bye, blake molyland i literally forgot about him also the three men that that got sent home never seen them before in my life yeah i'm sorry to this man like never heard of him yeah i'm like you've been here the whole time yeah crazy um it was pretty much like a boring episode but it was classic bachelor stuff yeah but in you know all credit to tatia like it did not it wasn't a five-hour episode it was a two-hour episode yeah no it was it was the sufficient two-hour episode and for that tisha we're so grateful and you're doing great and her looks are excellent oh my god her looks are excellent that green dress that she wore, like um like long sleeve on the date with Ashley Aya and uh Jared.

Oh, yeah, it was just so cute and like everything she has is just like cute.

Yeah, no, and also that like jumpsuit she was wearing to the cocktail party

just looked amazing.

And it's so like, I really feel like she has chemistry with so many guys, and even if it's like not real chemistry, like she's doing an amazing job of like being the bachelorette and like I feel like it is real chemistry though, right?

I think it is too, but just say like, even if like whether it is or

understanding, we, she's at least giving everyone the time of day and like a really a fair shot as opposed to just like judging them based on like what she sees and like a first impression and then just writing them off completely.

And she's keeping us interested.

Like I have no idea who's gonna win.

Yeah.

And I feel like she could go on a one-on-one with some random guy that I literally don't know his name next week and he's the winner because she's just like, she's so radiant.

Like she gives out, you're right.

Like she sees the best in everyone and everyone is obsessed with her.

Shut the fuck up.

My God, we're trying to record a podcast.

It's truckers for Tayshia.

They come out every week.

I forgot about that.

That's true.

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell.

Truckers for Tayshia.

Woo-hoo!

Choo-choo.

Um, so yes, I feel like if I, if you were doing a

what do they call it?

ESPN.

Bracket.

ESPN.

What, who would be your top four?

Ooh, okay.

Um,

Ben.

I like, I'm trying to remember everyone's name.

It's so hard.

Ben Zaxi.

Um,

I guess that guy, Brendan, Yeah.

Who's also divorced?

And

who's like an obvious?

I feel like someone that she hasn't like really sparked with yet that we haven't seen.

You know, like you don't think Noah.

No, I don't think Noah.

I don't know.

I'm so bad at predicting these.

Like, if it was me, like, I literally would have predicted Ed.

Like, I'm so bad.

Oh, and Ivan.

Oh, yes, he got the rose this week.

He's cute.

Yeah, really cute.

And I think that.

And, but quiet.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, we'll see.

We'll watch that in six weeks and see what happens.

Now up for Dear Toasters, which is our advice segment.

So we do Dear Toasters every Wednesday, and you can always email us deartoasters at gmail.com.

We'll always keep it anonymous if you have anything you want to write in about.

Relationship stuff, best friend stuff, wedding stuff, vagina stuff.

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All right, dear toasters, here we go.

Dear Claudia and Jackie, thank you for bringing a smile to my face every weekday at approximately 1030 a.m.

Eastern Time.

My sorority sister, let's call her Maddie, just got engaged and asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding.

She is such a precious gem of a woman, but here's the thing.

Maddie and my boyfriend, Peter, hooked up in college before we dated.

Not only that, but she actually peed in his bed.

They were so drunk that she peed in his bed twice.

She legit peed on my boyfriend.

Like a pup on a fire hydrant, marking her territory with actual urine.

It still bothers me a little bit, but I know it's completely irrational.

It's been years and she's literally marrying someone else, but I can't let it go.

I actually have a photo of them making out on my phone to remind me in case my terrible memory fails me and I need to take it out and use it against them one day.

They've barely spoken in years and she will likely attend our future wedding one day, but it's so weird to me that he may be going to her wedding because the only tie they have to each other is that they used to hook up.

She gave me a plus one, so should I bring him to the wedding anyways or just leave him at home so I take care of my bridesmaids' duties and possibly avoid a weird drunken encounter and a lot of social anxiety.

Thanks in advance, a day one toaster.

This is tough because like part of me thinks you're being irrational, but like I kind of understand.

And I don't know, girls, I feel like girls who end up marrying like their college boyfriends, like people do the craziest shit in college.

Like you all know each other.

Like it's definitely toxic.

Yeah, no, I think that on the

I don't think there's anything here.

Like when you went to college with your friends and you're dating someone from college, like there's going to be stories there.

Like everyone made out with everyone.

Like you just kissed a lot of frogs.

It's just what you did.

I don't think like she's literally getting married.

You're the only reason that he and she are even connected anymore.

If you don't want to bring him, I think that's an overreaction.

Like you guys should have a fun night at a wedding together.

Right.

Don't deprive yourself.

I think

I don't, I don't, there's nothing that she's said or done that

should make you think like she's still like holding a torch for him.

No, I mean, she's literally getting married.

Or vice versa.

Like I just, if you, If you want to date someone that you went to college with, like, you have to accept all of that baggage, whether it be like from your friends.

And that's a tough pill to swallow.

And I'm not saying that I would be able to do it, but that's just.

You've made your bed.

Now you got to pee in it.

Yeah, that's just the price to pay if you want to date someone you went to college with.

Yeah.

And Jackie's right.

Like this girl has done nothing.

Like just bring your boyfriend.

It's fine.

And she's your friend.

And just drink a lot.

Like it'll be a fun wedding with all your college friends.

Like you don't want your boyfriend to miss out on that.

Yeah.

That sounds so fun.

That sounds so fun.

But I think you've got to put it in the past.

Me too.

Put it to bed.

Otherwise, it's just going to continually consume you.

And it's like,

if there's nothing there, it's eating at you for no reason.

Right.

That's one of those things where it's like your anxiety gets the best of you.

And even though there's like no good reason for it, like it can ruin parts of your life.

Like you got to get away.

You're just trusting over nothing.

Like if there were things that you had seen that just kicked your intuition into high gear, being like there's something between them.

But there's nothing like that.

It's just the fact that like she hooked up with him and peed in his bed twice.

Like I think.

Yeah, I think he's seen what he wants to see and he wants to be with you, not the girl who peed in his bed.

Twice.

Twice.

Okay, next up.

Hey, Jackie and Claudia.

Recently, my fiancé's best friend Judas told us he was moving away.

On Judas's last week before moving, my fiancé tried multiple times to hang out with Judas so he could officially ask him to be his best man.

Judas never responded to the texts.

Then I received a phone call from Judas.

I thought it was weird, but I assumed it was to explain why he's been avoiding my fiancé.

Judas got right to the point of why he called, to tell me he was in love with me.

Bitch, what?

I made it very clear that I only have love for my fiancé and nobody else.

He was adamant on spilling his feelings and said he just had to tell me before he moved tomorrow.

He talked about keeping this conversation between us.

In a panic, I lied and said I wouldn't tell my fiancé.

We awkwardly hung up and I burst into tears.

This like shit never happens to me.

Like why don't people call me and tell me that they love me?

The worst part was having to tell my fiancé.

All in all, my fiancé deserves a purple heart for the way he handled this.

We decided to not reach out to Judas since he was moving the next day.

We wanted him to just leave and then we could figure it out from there.

Two months later, Judas hasn't reached out to us.

My question is, should we just let this one go?

Are we letting him off easy?

I'm pissed that Judas dropped this bombshell and then went on his merry fucking way while the rest of us are just picking up the rubble sincerely the horror story version of love actually i don't know seems like he did you a favor like okay he had these feelings which were inappropriate but not his fault and then he ghosted you like great and now you and your husband have a great relationship like you were honest with him your husband like it seems like you guys are on the same team and then judas just made himself disappear like yeah at least he's not what do you want him to be calling you up every day checking in to see if you changed your mind like

he had to unburden himself like you got to hear that someone's in love with you like how fabulous for you you.

And now your husband, your fiancé is probably, like, on his toes a little bit.

Like, oh, she could always go for Judas.

Like, no, and it's like, I'm married.

Like, win this hot thing, like, that everyone wants.

This is a win-win-win.

100%.

Except for Judas, of course.

Of course, but he moved and he's going to start a new life for himself.

Do you think he moved because of this?

Maybe he couldn't handle it.

But then, look, he took himself out of the equation.

Like, very selfless.

I think he handled this perfectly.

I think so, too.

And I think that...

Yeah, you could say maybe he shouldn't have told you, but I'm sure, like, one, he needed to get it off his chest.

And two, on the the small chance that you felt the same way, he would never know if he never said it.

Unfortunately, you don't feel the same way.

You gotta take it.

You gotta take risks.

You gotta take risks.

At the end of the day, this is like that episode of Friends where Rachel wants to tell Ross that she's in love with him.

And everyone's like, don't do it, don't do it.

And she's like, why?

Because at the end of the day, like, it's always nice to be like told that someone is in love with you.

And it's like, I would just take the compliment, girlfriend, and then go back to like you and your husband's like, what seems to be a perfectly happy life together.

100%.

This doesn't sound like you need advice at all.

Sounds like you're bragging.

Like,

this sounds amazing.

I'm so happy for you.

Like, you have an amazing husband

who's so brave and like handled this awkward situation.

And then you found out, like, some other, like, probably good-looking guy is in love with you.

Like,

this is funny.

So much so that he had to leave town.

Yeah, so much so that you had to write into a podcast to brag about it.

Like, honestly, I don't see the problem.

I don't see the problem here.

All right, our third and final one.

Hi, Claudia and Jackie.

First off, I love you guys so much and want to say thank you for getting me through quarantine.

Oh my God, you're welcome.

We love you too so much.

Now for the important part.

My boyfriend and I have been together for over three years now and I'm fairly certain that he's the one.

We talk about our future together all the time and though we have issues like any other couple, I think we are a good match.

Here's where things get interesting.

I had a psychic reading done.

I can't take people seriously.

I had a psychic reading done once, done recently at my sister's bachelorette party.

Everything she said was so on point for me without giving me any hints or information about myself.

She pulled a card for me that said I was going to marry the man of my dreams and we would be so madly in love with each other and happy.

I asked whether or not this man of my dreams was already in my life and she said no.

I know this is crazy.

This is crazy.

And most people think psychics are bullshit, but I can't stop thinking about this.

It would be insane to break up with someone over something a random psychic said, but am I going to live the rest of my life wondering whether or not the man of my dreams is still out there?

Help, a psyched out toaster.

Okay.

Like, I understand why you might want to take this psychic's advice to heart, and I think that you should.

But if you break up with your...

boyfriend to go meet the man of your dreams like you're making it's a self-fulfilling prophecy like you're doing it because she said like her it comes true because she told you to do it.

Like she put this in your head.

Yeah.

And so you're going to go and make it happen.

And then it's like this next guy who could be terrible, but you're like, he's the man of my dreams.

Yeah, but like he,

it's just, it's the definition, you're making it come true because it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I think that you should continue on with your life as planned.

You never know what will happen.

Like you could always keep that in the back of your mind, but actually don't even.

Like it'll ruin your relationship until you break up with him to go see what's out there and like you'll make the psychic's prophecy come true.

Just put it it away for now in 10 years look back and see what happened yeah also to me there's like two realms of possibility two possibilities here one you marry this man and then like you always think like oh that psychic said i could have met someone else or you leave this man and never find anyone and then you think about how a psychic ruined your life so i would just stick with the man that you have now because there seems to be absolutely no problems here and you're making something out of nothing okay yeah i don't i think that like anytime you get a psychic's advice like definitely like take it to heart consider it um but don't like change your life plans based on it if you really like thought something else beforehand.

Yeah.

You know, I don't believe in psychics that much.

I think that they're interesting.

Right.

I think there are some people who get like crazy readings that like tell them everything that and it winds up coming true, but it doesn't come true because they made it come true because the psychic told them to.

Like they just happened to reflect and be like, oh yeah, that did happen.

Yeah.

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