S3 Ep186: Gayshia for Tayshia: Wednesday, November 11th, 2020

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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy hump day.

It is Wednesday.

We are not that close, but we're almost there.

We're getting over the hump.

I know, but you know, it's so early.

Like, hopefully, when you guys are listening to this episode, like, the majority of hump days behind you, but for us, we're at the bottom of the hill.

Like, it's right in front of us.

We're at, like, the top of the hill, a little more hill, about to go downhill.

Usually, this top of the hill is easier because you are able to hump someone you love, but there are no puppers here today.

I almost brought up Bruno today.

I did.

I was like, today's going to be the day, but he had such a good day yesterday on his schedule.

Like, I don't want to jinx anything, but no, everything was outside or on the mat.

And so I was like, I need to replicate.

I need to get him into this groove.

So I didn't want to disturb his peace by bringing him here today.

I know he would have had an accident on this carpet because it looks like a big wee wee pad.

So I was like, no Bruce today, but maybe tomorrow.

You know, there's always tomorrow.

Well, the reason why the hump himself, Theo, is not here today is because I was obviously going to bring him as I do every day, most days.

But I have, right after this, to head to the studio for like six hours to start recording my audiobook.

And so I couldn't bring Theo to that.

So like it was just ruined my schedule.

But I'm very excited to get started on my audiobook.

You can pre-order it.

Link in my bio on Instagram or girlwithnojob.com/slash book.

Right.

So even though Theo isn't here, don't get confused.

It is still hot day.

It can be confusing.

It can be.

And it's also Veterans Day.

So we want to thank all of our servicemen and women, active service members, former service members.

We thank you.

We appreciate you.

And we salute you.

We really do.

Thank you.

We are the land of the free because of the brave.

So I've kind of been on this like journey in my living room.

I I told you like I'm just watching so much stuff.

And I started a show last night that I just, I think it bears discussion.

Okay.

It's only three episodes in.

Actually, the fourth one aired last night, but I didn't watch it.

It's called A Teacher.

I heard about it on your Instagram.

It's on FX, so it's like FX is obviously just putting out like content with Filthy Rich.

I also watched the new episode of Filthy Rich.

Filthy Rich is on Fox.

Can be confusing because there's just an O.

Yeah, I wonder if a teacher's on Fox or FX.

I don't know.

I feel like it's on FX because I haven't heard of it.

And it's a little dirty.

FX is a little more niche.

So the premise is Kate Mara.

She's, you know, a beautiful young girl.

Yes.

She's like a young teacher.

So she's like in her, you know, lower 30s.

Oh, she's the teacher.

Yes.

And the guy, the kid from Love Simon, he's just like that cutie.

Okay.

He plays the high school senior.

And it's obviously about this, you know, taudred love affair.

I do believe that like the affair has already started in the show.

So like I believe they get caught and like the police like the trial is more of the show.

But wow, wow, it's really problematic.

Like, I hate to be like such a weenie, but it's really, really problematic.

The show, I'm really shocked that, like, this got greenlit because they are very much like romanticizing and glamorizing this relationship where, like, at times, you find yourself like rooting for them, even though it's like pedophilia, it's grooming.

And they do start and end every show with like a screen that has resources for people.

Like, if you or someone you know needs help with grooming or whatever, go to a teacherresources.org.

But, like, it's so bizarre because it's so, it's not, at least not yet, it's not being painted out to be like a wrong relationship.

It's,

they're making it out to be like love.

It's so bizarre, Jackie, and it's, you feel so dirty watching it, but it's also like kind of good, you know?

Well, that actually reminds me about this book that we read for the Redheads called My Dark Vanessa, and it's a very similar situation.

It's a male teacher and he's like in his 40s.

I can envision the actors that you're talking about, and they do.

look more similar in age than the book that we read, but it is, it's extremely disturbing.

Yeah.

And, but I think that I don't know where your series is going to lead you, but I think it's going to ultimately make a very important point.

And the what you perceive as the glamorizing of it right now might just be what they're trying to show you as what other people like normalize.

Yeah, maybe.

You know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I mean, I'll see where it goes.

Like, I definitely really like it.

It's just like, I just wasn't expecting to like

to just watch that yesterday.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, no, I totally understand.

I'm jealous that you got to watch some premium content because I weirdly had like the busiest day ever yesterday.

I was watching The Bachelor until midnight.

Like, that's how my day just got so pushed back.

I went to the live method to work on myself for the first time in like a few months, and it was really tough, but they're doing a great job over there.

And they have this machine that like tells you your body composition.

Scary.

No, no, no.

It was so depressing for me.

Like, what has happened to my body composition over the last eight months is a travesty, a true travesty.

And I was glad to be back.

I'm definitely feeling motivated.

Then Dana came over.

She and I did a podcast for the Patreon, like about our friendship, you know, going down memory lane, talking about she's been a COVID bride.

So she's talking about her experience.

And honestly, it was so much fun.

It was so funny.

We did a podcast once before and it got such great reviews.

The episode will go up today.

I'm so excited for you guys to hear it because like I loved it so much.

And I don't know if it was just because like we, I was hanging out with my friends.

I was like, you, yeah.

No, and we just like think we're funny

but it was hysterical so i'm really excited for you guys to hear that and so my yeah my night just got like backed up backed up bruno was being sweets all day was it just me or was the episode of the bachelorette five hours long it was so long and we will get to it in our tv recap segment but i just i just want to put it out there like we're technically episode one we've like reset and i'm i'm fatigued That is five hours of my life.

I'll never get back.

Yeah, I mean, it was only two hours, but I know what you mean.

There's no proof that it was only two hours like i was it wouldn't end every time i went to like go to the next commercial like skip commercials my tracker was like a quarter of the way through no i know it was real i watched it live and it was just it was very real you know like it was also when i don't watch live i like can also be on instagram because the snatcher is posting memes check her out it's the snatchler and i don't want to like get a spoiler yeah i also don't want to be told that or persuaded on what to think.

So that's why I don't check out the memes or like I can't watch my sister's stories.

And like that hurts.

I miss my sister.

No, also, The Bachelor is like the perfect show where like you must be on your phone at the same time.

Like it is not titillating enough to watch on its own.

Yeah.

I have a ton of notes from the recap.

So we will definitely get into that.

And now we're very much in Afterdale.

Yeah, no, well, not that much because he was on our screens last night, I guess.

Yeah, yeah.

Next week, Afterdale.

And we also have Dear Toasters today, which is our advice segment.

So we will be doing that and the Bachelorette recap after the Fast Five Stories.

And we have some great stories today, so I think we could jump right in.

Is that school with everyone?

Is that school to everyone?

Is it extremely hasty jump in?

Is it extremely hasty?

No, no, no.

I think it's been a number of minutes.

It's been a number of minutes.

Let's just talk about it.

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Okay, first story about one of our favorite guys who we haven't had an opportunity to talk about in a pretty good amount of time.

Jason Momoa reveals he was completely in debt after being killed off of Game of Thrones.

Yes, I saw this.

He did a very sexy photo shoot in this interview.

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Yet, Jason Momoa told In Style, I mean, we were starving after Game of Thrones.

I couldn't get work.

It's very challenging when you have babies and you're completely in debt.

He said that it wasn't until his financial situation only improved about five years later once he was cast as Aquaman in a string of films based on the DC Comics.

So wait, when he said we were starving, he was with Lisa Benet.

Lisa Benet, and they had babies.

But doesn't she have tons of money?

Cosby Show?

Yeah, I'm sure, like, she, but, you know, he was

out of work after.

You know, no.

By the way, it is very interesting, like, that Cal, like, Jason Momoa came from Kaldrogo.

Kyle Drogo was this iconic character, but if you watch his show, he was legit in four episodes.

And although he left a lasting mark, like in our hearts, not really on the television show because he was barely in it and then he got killed.

So

it's weird that this huge career came from that when like he was barely on the show.

No, I mean, and also he was just one of those deaths that it's like, not only is this so hard for the viewers, you know, because this is one of our favorite characters now, but then you do have to think about the actor who only got like one season role in Ned Stark.

It's the biggest show of all time, right?

Like, imagine being Ned Stark and imagine getting that part and being like, I'm the patriarch of the biggest family on the biggest show.

This is going to be the biggest show, and like, it's literally centered around me.

I am the moral compass of the show.

I am

going to become a billionaire.

Final

penultimate episode season one.

I'm gone.

Head guillotine out of here.

Yeah.

No, it's back to the audition process for me.

Totally.

No, totally.

And I actually never really thought about that with Jason Mamo.

I just think he's so like extraordinary looking and talented that like he was never not going to become a star.

But you do have to think about those years.

The time in between Game of Thrones and Aquaman.

And I also think we watched season one of Game of Thrones like two years after it was released.

Right.

And there was this five-year lull for him, he says.

So like by the time we heard about Aquaman, it just like seemed like that was a hop, skip, and a jump, not a five-year period where he was struggling.

Yeah, also, this is totally unrelated, but after the bachelorette last night, I know you probably didn't watch it because you didn't get done until midnight, but I got done at 10 o'clock.

They had this Road to the CMAs thing hosted by like Reba and Darius Rucker.

And I actually thought it was really interesting because they had like a little roundtable with Darius Rucker, Jimmy Allen, Ashley McBride.

And I'm so sorry, I don't know the fourth guy's name.

I had literally never heard of him.

And like, I'm Country Music's biggest fan.

And I just.

And it was Country Music's second biggest night.

Yeah.

And I I literally never seen this big fan.

It was the night before Country Music's biggest night.

I'd never seen this man.

I apologize to this man.

I have no idea who this man is.

I'm sorry to this man.

So they were talking about how this has been super tough for them, but like mostly because they have like crew and bands who like they can't pay because they're not making shows.

And a lot of them really opened up about what they did.

Like Darius Rucker was like, I paid my band for as long as I could, but like you have no money coming in.

Like you can't keep sending money out.

And Jimmy Allen, like he literally made me cry.

Do you know what he did?

He's like, I just went to the bank and I got the biggest loan I could and they gave me 45 years to pay back and I'm still paying my entire band and crew.

Like it was, I couldn't believe like, and that's like not something he was like bragging about.

Like you didn't read it in People magazine, but they were just talking openly about like how difficult it's been for like the band who's been with them forever to like not be able to make money during COVID and like how it's just been a really difficult time for country music, not for like the major celebrities, but for like all the people that make country music happen.

Yeah.

Crew, truck drivers.

But then also for those bigger players, like I'm, it sounds like they have this like sense of guilt that they can't, you know, they have a lot of people that rely on them.

Right, that's what Jamie Allen said.

He's like, if the music never came back, like I would be okay.

Like, but my crew, like, they have families, kids, wives.

And it was just like, it was a really interesting conversation about like the music industry, about how like no one's worried about celebrities.

Like they're going to be fine, but.

There's so many people underneath a celebrity that like get that get the celebrity to the stage.

Right.

And I thought it was a really well-done conversation.

They also talked a lot about just like how COVID and the Black Lives Matter movement has impacted country music.

And it was just a very, I don't know if they do that every year, but it was a really well done like little montage that sounds really good it was excellent Robin Roberts no not Robin Roberts yeah Robin Roberts she uh hosted it oh wow well the CMAs are on tonight so I look forward to that and also Real House I've Salt Lake City and Real House I was of Orange County but I was gonna say one more thing about what you were just saying let's see oh I was just gonna say whenever concerts come back I'm going to one every single night same well just to support everyone also do you know what I did last night hmm I watched our CMA red carpet From which year?

Last year.

Okay, that's like, I think last year's, actually, which year do you think it was the best?

I think two years ago where I showed my arm.

I think so too.

It was just like super casual.

And I think we did a really good job, but I also think, I think we do a great job every year.

Me too.

I would actually.

We had the best spot our first year.

Yes.

Accidentally.

Accidentally.

Someone messed up.

Yeah.

And but last year we had like the most street cred we've ever had.

But also last year we had the worst spot on the red carpet.

Right.

But last year I think I looked my best because the year before, before, I guess for some reason like mentally, I was just like not feeling myself.

So I wore like long sleeves.

And I don't think that I needed to.

Well, I watched it and you know what?

Like I don't really like to watch myself.

I like I obviously watched my comedy special because like I needed to edit it and stuff, but I just don't really like to watch myself because I'm very critical and I deserve it because I was being an animal at the CMA where it's like literally talking so fast, talking over everyone, hugging people when they did not want to be hugged.

Like I was an animal.

So like now I'm just like really motivated to get back to the CMA CMA so I can wrong all my rights.

So, you can remedy the situation.

Oh, no, sorry, right all my wrongs.

Okay, next story.

Some interesting streaming numbers news that just like isn't making sense to me.

Okay.

Adam Sandler's new movie, Hubie Halloween.

Never heard of it.

You haven't heard of it.

No, I've literally spent all my time on Netflix.

I had,

I don't know what to call it, the distinct displeasure of watching the movie.

What?

Yeah, I watched it because it's so not like you.

Zach really wanted to watch it.

And I was like, I didn't have a better suggestion.

Right.

So I was like, Hughie, Halloween, it is for us.

Compromise, you guys, that's marriage.

And it was like, you know,

it's weird.

The movie stunk.

Yeah.

But the end of it, the message, and I don't, I don't want to spoil the end because I actually like liked how it ended.

Okay, but I'm literally never going to watch it.

So please spoil it for me.

Okay, if you're going to watch it, don't listen to this.

I'll give you a wave when I'm done spoiling it.

So basically, Hugh B.

Halloween, he's like this town joke.

He loves Halloween.

And every Halloween, they live in in Salem, Massachusetts, so Halloween is like balls to the wall.

But every Halloween, the entire town plays pranks on him, like mean pranks, throws stuff at him on his bicycle, and all he wants to do is like make Halloween the best for everyone.

But like, he's literally getting bullied from the kids, from the adults, from his peers.

He's lived in the town his whole life, and his whole life, they've bullied him on Halloween.

And someone is taking revenge on his behalf on Halloween, like literally, like snatching people.

You know, we don't know where they go the whole movie.

They just disappear and it's like, who is doing all of this?

And it's unclear that they're doing it in defense of Hubie.

It just seems like there's like a

witch going around in Salem.

No, it doesn't feel like a do-gooder.

It's like, who's the kidnapper?

Like, there's, and also, there was like an escape from mental institution.

So you think it's that person.

Anyways, at the end of the movie, it turns out that it was Hubie's mom who was doing all of these things to show, to teach all these people a lesson.

Like, you're so mean to my son.

Like, stop.

Stop being so mean to to me he's a good person yeah he only wants the best for this town she like brought them all to her backyard to like yell at them for being mean to him actually so funny and like i actually liked how it ended just like his mom taking up for him and like wasn't gonna stand for him to like be bullied on another halloween so i liked how it ended oh my that's so funny that doesn't sound like anything i would literally ever watch but what's the the oh we're done spoiler is done spoiler that movie is the most popular netflix film of 2020 Of all of the time people have spent on Netflix this year, that movie is the most popular film.

Well, now let me ask a few questions.

Is it the most popular Netflix original movie?

Probably.

Let's say, let's just go with Netflix original, sure.

Okay, and so what other Netflix originals have there been?

The Kissing Booth 2, The Boys I Loved Before 2.

Mm-hmm.

What else?

I feel like there are so many, and a lot of them are action movies, and we don't watch them.

I guess, you know what?

This isn't like that surprising to me.

It is surprising just because I haven't seen any like marketing for it, it, so I don't know how many people would know about it, and it hasn't popped up on my home screen, but I feel like Adam Sandler has a huge audience of people his age, but then all of his movies are like very kid-friendly.

Was it a child-friendly movie?

Yes.

Yeah, so this actually makes like a little bit of sense, but it's only crazy that like I literally have never heard of this movie in my entire life.

And like all I do is sit at home on the Netflix app.

Right.

And as you guys know, he has this huge deal with Netflix.

We got Murder Mystery, which I liked.

Sandy Wexler couldn't get through, the do-over, the ridiculous six.

He has more movies coming out with Netflix.

And like, when I saw this movie, I was like, ooh, but like, I actually can't believe that that is like, it's so successful.

I'm like, absolutely shook that of all the movies that you just named, I've never seen one of them.

You saw Murder Mystery.

No, no, no, Jennifer Aniston.

No.

No, I know what it is.

I never saw it.

Oh, I didn't mind it.

I just, I don't know why.

I actually really, really like Adam Sandler as everything except an actor.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, I think he's a really funny comedian.

I love him as a celebrity, but I never saw Just Go With It.

I never saw

the one with Chris Rock, grown-ups.

Oh, yeah.

I never, I did see Click and Spanglish, both of which are fucking amazing, brilliant, genius, spectacular, throw it in a blender, give birth to it.

Do you see Uncut Gems?

Nope.

No, and I didn't hear, I heard like, I think critics gave it good reviews.

My peers gave it bad reviews.

I trust my peers over critics literally any day.

Yeah.

So yeah, I just thought that was an interesting factoid.

Yeah, and it says a lot about like our single.

Well, what we're up to.

What we're up to.

We're just looking for things for our kids to watch so we can go back to the kitchen and have more usual wine.

Yeah.

Literally.

Okay, next story.

Some exciting news, I think.

Christina Aguilera, apparently, is joining Jay-Z's Rock Nation.

Interesting.

Like the record label.

Yes.

So there's been no official announcement yet, but the beautiful singer's bio has appeared on the agency's website.

She'll be in the coveted company of Rihanna, J.

Cole, Alicia Keys, and Meek Mill.

So interesting.

Her last album was released in 2018.

So I think we can expect some sort of announcement soon.

And I just think like this is like a good move for her and also maybe signals new music from

Miss Christina Euera.

I mean, I don't know.

If I were her, like, I wouldn't be putting out music because people don't respect like the work that she does.

No, because

they never respected Lotus.

I would never give them anything else.

I wouldn't give them a drop of my time.

No.

Energy, spirituality, none of that.

But girls gotta eat.

So I'm so sure she does have to release some music.

And this is very interesting.

I feel like Rock Nation, it's actually been very cool to be like a fan of pop culture for the last like 10 years and see Rock Nation go from like being a startup to like being like literally a billion dollar company.

Yeah, for sure.

Beyonce, is that Rock Nation, obviously, right?

I'm not sure.

I feel like she's not.

I feel like she would have been.

She would have been on that short list I just read.

Right, but isn't it Jay-Z's company?

Yeah.

I don't know how the music is.

I don't know how you mixed up business and pleasure, too.

Also, she had been managed by the legendary Irving Azoff, who we know as a family friend of the Kardashians.

Always comes back to our girls.

Always comes back.

Literally all of Hollywood in one way or another, whether it be like through business or family, can be drawn into that Kardashian Jenner, like David Foster family tree.

Like that is the center of Hollywood.

100%.

It's the birthplace of Hollywood and everything else exists.

Sprouts from the tree.

Sprouts.

Thank you.

The roots are there.

The Jenner, the Kardashian roots, then the OJ and then Linda Thompson.

Like it's all just connected to the Kardashians.

Totally.

So, some exciting news for Christina.

We haven't spoken about her.

This is just a day of extremely random stories, and I'm here for it.

Can I just say something I really love about Christina, even though she's kind of been like irrelevant, you could say?

No, she's on the voice sometimes.

Not anymore.

Okay.

Kelly Clarkson replaced her, but she was.

But I feel like the voice is kind of like a revolving door.

Like, you might be out one season, but you're back the next sort of thing.

But I also don't watch.

So tell me if I'm wrong.

Yeah, no, you're right.

I mean, forever, it was just the four.

Cee-Lo Green, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, and

Christina.

Christina.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then she was gone and she was gone for good.

And then they like threw Miley in there for a minute, but I don't know if she was well received.

Now I think they're going on second season, not changing anyone.

Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Blake Shelton, and Gwen Stefani.

Gwen Stefani.

Yeah, because I just saw a commercial that's like, Gwen is back.

So it's like the door swung again, you know?

Oh, maybe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because she was on and then she wasn't.

And Alicia Keys was on and she did great.

So I feel like it's never like you're gone for good.

It's like they just switch it up.

Honestly, I can't believe that Blake Shelton has literally, it's like out of all of them, the one who's never left.

He's very good at it.

And Adam Levine.

He's not on anymore.

Oh, bye.

So just Blake Shelton, like he's the mainstay.

Yeah.

He put that franchise on his back.

If you like the voice, Dayton and I, and one of our stories that we tell, we've told it before.

I can't believe someone was like, tell this story again.

And I was like, I can't believe that you guys even know the story.

I can't believe I told it because it's like so embarrassing and it relates back to the voice in a really funny way.

So make sure to check it out.

Make sure to check it out.

I'll get that episode up for you guys as soon as possible.

What I was going to say about Christine Aguilera is that even though she's been like low-key for a while, I love how much she's like a fan of pop culture.

Like she invited Bethany and a bunch of housewives to her birthday party when Kylie dresses her for Halloween.

Kylie got invited to her birthday party.

She goes on watch Rappin's Live.

I think she watches a lot of Bravo.

And I just like, I love a celebrity who like enjoys, has similar interests to me.

Agreed.

Okay, this next story is really exciting news for me

and probably for a lot of you.

McDonald's is unveiling its own meatless burger, the McPlant, a year after the Beyond Meat Taste Test.

Am I delusional or did we already report on this?

Because literally, I saw this yesterday and I'm like, we reported on this when we were back in our pink studio.

Like I know it.

Maybe we reported on this Beyond Meat test, but

I've never said the word McPlant before.

Okay, really?

Then tell me why when we were driving with Ben this summer and

we went to a McDonald's and we asked if they had a plant-based burger because we like, it's been in our brain.

I'm telling you.

Yeah, no, of course.

Then they said no.

And then we went to Burger King.

I just thought like maybe they didn't have it at that one yeah i think that there have been some mcdonald's that carried some of this beyond meat because they did a test and i think that's what we reported on it's coming back to me now in a few cities they tested beyond meat burgers and i guess it went well and i why did it take so long i feel like burger king roll them out in a day no every single

chain has meatless options and mcdonald's is honestly behind the curb which is crazy because

in every other sense, they've always been like the leading fast food chain.

Like their marketing's always better.

They're just like, they're just the supreme.

Yeah.

So they're really a little too late, if you're going to ask me.

Well,

I'm selfishly glad because it's like more plant-based options for us, like kosher queens, vegetarian,

plant-based, vegan, et cetera.

I don't know.

And because we haven't filmed our video yet of us doing all these different fast food taste tests, and now we can get more stuff at McDonald's.

Why is this going to be rolled out?

Okay, here's the deets.

The Big Mac or McPlant that will soon be the two options consumers in line at McDonald's will have for their latest high-calorie fast food dinner.

Mean?

I mean, high-calorie?

I mean, I guess it's not low calorie.

I know, but it's still a burger in a moment.

How many calories does Grass have?

No, but what about the burger?

I mean, the bun.

It's just

like those guys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Golden Arch has said Monday it has developed a plant-based patty it will dub the McPlant.

A McDonald's spokesperson tells Yahoo Finance the McPlant will be put into test in 2021 on a market-by-market basis.

So it sounds like, you know, nothing's happening for us until until 2021.

Can I say something a little controversial?

So I guess the video will have to wait until 2021.

Oh, that's true.

I think that works for our schedule.

Yeah.

I don't like the name McPlant.

Like, it doesn't, like, McChicken just rolls off the tongue.

Like, Big Mac, like, you know, like, McPlant.

Like, it just, it doesn't work for me.

I think it should have been, like, McVeg.

I don't know.

Like, they could have come up with something like that.

But I like McVeg, and they should make a veggie burger for me.

It's not a veggie burger.

But it's not a veggie burger.

I actually like McPlant.

No, I don't.

It's funny.

It's too many consonants.

McPlant.

Like, do you know what I mean?

Yeah, but I think I think you should say it like that, McPlant.

If you extend the A, it rolls off the tongue.

McPlant.

It doesn't work for me.

I'm going to come up with a better option and I will pitch it.

I'm going to go to the window and be like, hi, can I get a McPlant?

You know what it really is?

Because it's so gross.

It's a McNasty.

That's so mean.

Her phone yucking my yums.

Her phone.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to yuck your yums.

I'm sure they had countless hours of meetings, workshops, brainstorms about this name.

And so you're definitely hurting someone's feelings and i'm sure they thought of everything and like just know that mcplant was the best they could do but do you think it would be a day at the episode an episode of the morning shows if i didn't hurt someone's feelings no and or if you didn't yuck someone's yums yes so true i'm the queen of yucking yums just because honestly like everything is yuck to you yeah and everything is yum to me Fifth and final story, a little Veterans Day story.

Some of our favorite celebs who have served in the military.

Jax Taylor.

Oh, well, in the Navy.

He's not included on this people magazine.

But I just, I think it's important that people don't forget that.

Like, when I first read that, he got profiled by Complex Magazine at the height of Vanderpump Rolls, and they said he was in the Navy.

And I was like, what?

Like, that's crazy.

You just forget, like, they had lives before Vanderpump Rolls.

Sorry, keep going.

100%.

So, here are some stars who have served in the military.

One, Tom Selleck.

Of course, he has.

Like, because would he be my dream man?

Like, of course, of course, that mustache was in Korea or something.

B.

Arthur from Golden Girls.

Oh, wow.

Morgan Freeman.

Wow.

Hugh Hefner.

What?

Adam Driver.

What?

Yep.

He joined the Marines shortly after September 11th.

How old is he?

He was 17.

Oh, my goodness.

Tony Bennett.

I don't know why.

It's just like after a certain age, it's like, of course, you were in the military.

Right.

So I'm not shocked by Tony Bennett.

Rob Riggle.

I love Rob Riggle.

He's a cutie.

He is a cutie.

And those KFC commercials are pretty good.

Johnny Cash.

Okay, makes sense.

Clint Eastwood.

Of course.

Elvis Presley.

Yes, makes sense.

Iced T.

Iced T?

Mm-hmm.

You mean Tutuola?

Yep.

He joined the Army's 25th Infantry Division after high school.

Wow, that's so interesting.

Robin Quibbers from the Howard Stern Show.

No way.

She was a nurse in the Air Force.

Should I say that?

Rising to the rank of captain.

This is so interesting.

Isn't this interesting?

Jimi Hendrix.

Okay.

Humphrey Bogart.

I'm going to age myself.

I don't know who that is.

He's from.

But the name is definitely like old-timey, like gone with the wind vibes.

Yeah, yeah.

Can't put a face to the name.

Chuck Norris.

I think I know who that is, yeah.

Yeah.

Does she have like red hair?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Dodge walls.

He's from Dodge Wall.

Jimmy Stewart.

He's from It's a Wonderful Life and Vertigo, I think.

Oh, yes, of course.

Vertigo.

How could I forget?

James Earl Jones.

I definitely know him.

He's got a great voice.

He did the voice in The Lion King.

Yes, he was in The Lion King, and he voiced Darth Vader in Star Wars.

Got it, okay.

Yeah, so that's people's list.

Wow, I think the most shocking of all of that is Adam Driver and Ice-T.

Because they're the most contemporary, and some of the older folks might have been drafted, but they they enlisted.

I can't believe they excluded Jax Taylor from that list.

I feel like some like that list could definitely, I'm sure there are more.

It just depends like what you consider like a big star.

Oh, yeah.

Like Jax Taylor on the same list as Elvis Presley.

Like, I'm not sure.

Yeah, I do think that might not add up for some people.

Right.

Like, I didn't see any other reality stars.

Such a shame.

Yeah.

That was a great article, and I didn't know most of that.

Just a fun way to celebrate Veterans Day.

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Okay, so here are my batch threat notes.

Um, we started this episode brand new.

The guys are waiting, they don't know what's happening, and Tayshia walks in.

Yes, and the reaction is everything you could hope a group of 16 men would react to seeing you.

Of course, but at the same time, I was really, really impressed with Tayshia because I feel like no one's guiding her.

Like, they just like threw her and they're like, go.

Whereas like Chris Harrison, you're supposed to walk everyone through and like tell everyone what's going on.

And I felt like she handled it like a champ.

That's like a very hard situation to walk into.

But she was so charismatic and not awkward like she commanded like the presence of the room yeah and she just I don't know like she just like was super cool yeah you know and I feel like not most people would have just been like

like awkward because it's an awkward ass situation no but she took charge and I feel like that immediately made a lot of the guys really really like her she is just

infectious like and that's what they all keep saying they're like can you imagine being there one of these guys there was a girl

didn't even know her their names they've been moping around for two weeks in like the same hotel hotel like this the the environment is really starting to like depress

even and i can't even imagine how they're feeling so can you just imagine like this breath of fresh air who literally takes the time to talk to everyone and she has this like radiant smile where i actually feel like it's going to be a confusing season because i'm convinced that every person she talks to like she's so in love with and that's just because she's like a kind person and she cares about people and she just like wants to get to know everyone like truly and then find the best match for but she she's gonna break hearts because everyone's gonna think that she's in love with them because i think she's in love with every person she talks to yeah and the way the guys were describing her after they first met her like someone was like she literally breathed new life into me like i was really like feeling like what am i doing here blah blah blah and like she just gave me new life and i was like wow like she just dazzles yeah and you needed someone like that to come and fill this space because it was a negative space yeah um i actually really uh was was happy that they gave her new guys because first of all having 16 guys is just not enough and it's not a fair place to start and having 16 guys that were all crushing on someone else literally yesterday is just not a fair place and i actually think like every single guy that got out of it there was only like four or five that came the new ones like they were all so cute and they all have like real potential and i know spencer is like supposed to be a villain but like i don't really see what he's done except being annoying in basketball like oh yeah he was being like a little much but they said when he came into the room he was being rude they definitely producers definitely didn't let him say how many people were coming so he had to say you'll see and he walked in and what did he say to the guys like something he was trying to break the ice he was like what up like it wasn't they they were very sensitive they were but there was another guy that came out noah with the mustache yeah and i love him he's cute but i feel like he gives me um

maybe because he's so cute he gives me like he would be like confident villain guys yeah i mean to walk around with a mustache like that and still look handsome like you have to be a dick like because you have to have so much confidence yeah um and i also really like that after all those new guys came she canceled the rose ceremony like i just feel like she's doing everything the opposite of claire like everything with these guys best interests she's like half of you guys just got here.

I haven't been able to talk to you.

And, why would it be fair if you go home?

I just feel like she's really doing this the right way.

And I don't even know if she's like intentionally trying to do everything that Claire didn't, but like the juxtaposition between the two girls is just so clear.

Yeah, it's definitely turned everyone's frown upside down.

I feel like I feel also like there's new life in these guys, and I feel like we can all really believe it and move forward, not just like in the shadow of Claire.

Yeah.

Um, so I feel like there were like a few obvious connections.

That guy who made her throw the coin in the Zach C.

I love him.

Like I thought that was so cute and I think she was like really into like the corniness of it all.

You know what's so funny?

It's like if she lined up, if they lined up all the guys, like I feel like I would choose a bunch who I think would be frontrunners.

And I think we would all probably choose like the same people.

The people who it seems like she's having the biggest connections with are never, are not any of the people that I would have thought.

They're quiet.

Yeah, like Zach C, the guy.

The guy she went on the one-on-one with Brandon.

He was so in the background when it was Claire season.

Yeah.

And now he's a major frontrunner.

So then this.

I feel like she has

interesting taste in guys because JPJ.

Yeah, she had everyone, everyone desired her in Paradise, and she chose JPJ, who was really the quirkiest guy on the beach.

She's different.

She likes a quirky guy.

Yeah, so I think it will be interesting.

And I don't think we'll really be able to predict the obvious choice, like Spencer or Noah, who I think are really the most handsome guys.

Like Blake Moylan.

Right?

Isn't that his name?

Blake the Park Ranger.

Yes.

Yeah.

No, there's two Blake M's, so they had to use his last name.

So that's why

it's like Blake Moyland.

That's so funny.

And then wait, we were having this like great time.

She canceled the rose ceremony.

They're all just vibing.

Everyone's smiling.

And then cut two, we have to go back to Dale and Claire.

Right.

And to be honest, my eyes were just glazed over.

I didn't listen to anything.

I guess the one thing they wanted to make clear was that there was no conversing or communicating before the show.

And to be honest, like, Chris Harrison was like, did you lie to Bachelor Nation?

And as a member of Bachelor Nation, I kind of wish that they like did talk before because it would make more sense it would i would understand claire's judgment a little bit more but the fact that they like swear on her dad's grave she said that they never spoke is like

but how like it would make more sense if they did yeah i completely believe her i think i i i don't think she told one lie in during her season i think if she had been a little better at lying or faking it she would have had a longer season yeah you know um and that That conversation between them was really just a waste of time, except the very end when Chris was like, so what's next?

And they had two completely different answers, and they were just like talking over each other.

She was like, Babies, marriage, whatever, whatever comes first, babies.

And DL was like, Yeah, maybe we'll get married soon.

Like, it was so awkward, and it's just like these two people.

I just want to know when they filmed that conversation.

Like, was it while Tayshia was filming, or was it two weeks ago?

Because there's been all of these rumors that they're not together right now, and that's the rumor that I just want to clear up.

They seemed so happy, like genuinely happy when Chris Harrison sat down with them.

And even though it's been a complete cluster fuck, Claire, I'm happy for you.

Me too.

Know that I am.

And you know what?

I just feel like Dale showed up.

And that's what I've been waiting my whole life for.

Ladies and gentlemen,

if the bar is just showing up, the bar is too low.

I'm afraid I have to agree with my sister here.

She said it in the first episode, and I said it in our first After Dale recap, and I'm saying again, like, I just think maybe she means more than just showing up, but this, like, verbiage of just show up.

Like, no, maybe also, like, brush your teeth, comb your hair, you know,

be kind,

funny, you know, chivalrous.

I do think, I do think we're maybe setting the bar too low and setting women back.

Like, if that's the only, I agree, like,

that's it.

No, no, I was, I don't accept that.

I was so relieved when their thing was over.

Like, I'm just like, take me back.

And then literally they went back and they were at the pool and Tayshia like literally bonded me out of the pool.

It was so sickening.

I love her so much.

And I feel like literally, someone literally.

They're honking for Tayshia.

Tayshia, we hear you.

I know.

Truck Drivers America.

They love Tayshia.

I was on my Instagram story being like, with that dress that she wore on the first night, which was backless, like she just has this like amazing, and not to be like weird, but like this amazing like body.

And it's like, It's like unlike any body I've ever seen.

Like, I know I sound so weird.

And some girl messaged me.

She's like, I feel the exact same way.

Like I'm geisha for Teisha.

And I'm like, no, literally saying, like, she just has this like radiance about her, like physically, emotionally, spiritually.

Like, she just gives off this energy.

And I feel like all the guys are like really into her, like, so hard.

So hard.

I hear exactly what you're saying about her physique.

It's just, it's really special.

I mean,

and I hate to like make it about that because we've met her.

And I actually spoke to her yesterday because we were DMing.

And she was like, she's just like a lovely girl who's like smart and funny.

And like, that's why people just like gravitate towards her.

But she also has this like beautiful energy about her.

Totally.

And if you want to get to know her more, she came on the show a year ago while we were in LA.

She was everything of the sort.

Oh, she got it in person.

She just radiates.

And I think a lot of people in general radiate.

I think a lot of people on the show radiate.

But it's one thing to radiate in person.

And it's another thing for that to come through.

Truckers for Tayshia.

She's about to open the window and fucking scream, stop honking.

I'm going to open the window and scream, Taysha!

She got on the show.

Taysha.

So wait, they go back to the pool and they have this date.

And I actually thought it was funny to watch them all play

water basketball, except things did get like really weird for a minute between Spencer and, of course, I don't know this other than Riley.

Riley.

And it was really awkward.

Like, I felt awkward watching, like, when he elbowed him.

Yeah, Tayshia was like, but Spencer was being annoying as fuck.

Yeah, it's not that serious.

No, and I was honestly on Team Riley.

It's like, you're being a little bitch.

Like, you're going to get elbowed in the mouth.

Like, that is what happens.

Yeah.

Were you so happy when Tayshia let everyone come to the party?

I literally wrote it down.

She let the losing team come to the cocktail party.

That's what I'm saying.

She is just this breath of fresh air because she's the opposite of Claire.

Like, she really is like an equal opportunity bachelorette.

Like, anyone who is here gets an opportunity to talk to me.

And I just think it's so refreshing.

And I didn't even realize that she did that until they were all sitting.

And I'm like, wait, you lost.

Same.

Yeah.

I was like happy for Blake Moyland because it would have been another date that he lost and he would have gone home crying because like he really thinks that like he is like gonna win yeah even though like the the green team the team that lost like was the yellow belly losers like blake has really just like fallen from grace for me.

That's what I tried to say.

That's what I was saying last week.

He was a favorite.

No, like literally, I thought he was like the cutest.

Like, I just thought he was a creative.

He's a terrible attitude.

I thought he was like a Ben Z.

Yeah.

He has a terrible attitude now.

Yeah.

And then he was also on the team with that guy who's the boy band manager who puts it in the middle of the day.

He's a loser.

He's a loser.

He is all over the place.

He's a loser.

Yeah, I don't know about him.

No, I agree.

So like when the green team lost, I'm like, it's for the best.

None of you had a real future here anyways.

But she let them come, which was nice.

I just love her so much.

And then after her one-on-one with that guy, Brendan, who she literally plucked out of obscurity, has he been here the whole time?

No, I think he was literally the one who Claire made a joke about during the row saying, didn't I send you home last week?

Like, that's how random he is.

But their date was everything.

She just like makes everyone feel special.

I'm like, I totally forgot that she was married.

And so when he was going to tell her that, I'm like, oh no, I don't know where this is going.

You know what?

I actually wonder if producers chose him for that first date so that he would tell his backstory and then she would tell hers so that the viewers would

know again if we didn't, if they didn't already know that that is her history.

So we wouldn't have to like have this whole package addressing it or coming out like later.

And I think that actually is a pretty smart move if that's what they did.

And then also it happened to be like a really great connection between the two of them.

So cute.

And like he's very quiet, but he's not shy.

And I like that she like acknowledged the fact that like she's very loud and like outgoing.

So like it's probably better to have someone his speed just to balance each other out.

And I thought their date was so cute.

And I never, I literally didn't even know his name.

I never would have chosen him for anything.

And oh, I'm like, oh, they're in love.

Right, exactly.

Also, they messed up the order of things for, I guess, like continuity's sake, but Jason went home.

He like went to her house and was like, I'm going home.

And then that was before her one-on-one, but the outfit she was wearing was the one she wore in her one-on-one.

So it's clear that he came to her house like either before or after the dinner,

which I actually like didn't bother me.

No.

Eventually.

Claire was nice.

I liked it.

I was sad to see him go.

And I also really liked her reaction where she was like bummed to see him go too because she was like,

she's giving everyone a chance.

He seems like a really good guy.

And I thought maybe she would win him back over, but she doesn't want to be anyone's second choice.

And I completely get that.

Yeah, but like this guy is really unwell.

Like Claire took him on that date and like ripped open his heart and like made him like diarrhea everywhere, like all of his feelings.

And then she just like, this is Claire right after making him like spill his guts.

Peace.

Bye.

Like, so fucking rude.

And he's just left in the dust.

He got no acknowledgement from her.

Like, some of the other guys who, like, wanted Claire to apologize or acknowledge, like, they literally had never even met her.

But he was the only other one who got like a one-on-one.

And it was just like...

A successful one-on-one.

The other one was where she got sent home.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was, um, it was good.

It was, like, I feel like what we said yesterday, like, Tatia so everything in the store, like, so much so that the show was almost boring.

Yeah, but this, like, situation at La Quinta is really starting to bum me out.

It's anxiety.

And I said this last week that I think that the process

is at a detriment because of the lack of change of scenery.

You can't transport yourself.

You know that all of the guys are just like literally

50 feet away.

And

if there's someone there that you really like, like you're thinking about them, like you can't like compartmentalize the journey.

Yeah.

And

I'm just like, and it's only Tisha week one.

I know.

And I'm over the setting.

I know.

Do they leave at all?

No, because it's a bubble.

Right.

And Tisha said, if you had told me last week that I would be here, did she quarantine?

I hate to beat COVID.

No, no, no.

I don't care.

I'm just curious.

I think, I don't know what she did.

Obviously, like, it's fine, but they made such a big deal about two weeks before quarantine.

You were here to watch the quarantine.

It was just FaceTime.

We had to watch the whole entire thing, and then Taysha just pops up.

So it's like, wait, they could have all just popped up.

Yeah, no, I'm not about to start questioning how people believe everyone did what they thought was best for themselves, but I'm just curious.

Yeah, and I think that everything worked out.

But yeah, I saw some comments about that too.

And it's like, only because they rammed it down our throats for an hour about like the testing process and then you just pop someone else up.

Agreed.

Just be consistent.

Just be consistent.

Be consistent.

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Thank you for making me laugh on my walk home every weekday.

So I started a nanny job a couple months ago.

I watched a seven-year-old girl, Stacy, and I helped Stacy with online schooling.

She has an older sister, Katie, who's nine.

We use Katie's iPad to Zoom as the parents requested when I began the job.

I just feel like I know where this is going.

Like when it's like borrowing technology, it's like always bad.

Everything from a nine-year-old?

I know.

Every morning when I go to get the iPad from Katie, I am met with so much attitude, eye rolling, ignoring, et cetera.

At the end of the day, Katie interrogates me, asking why we were on specific apps for specific amounts of time.

I'm a very emotional girl, and I don't want to upset Katie by taking her iPad, but that's what her parents wanted.

Katie hurts my feelings.

I showed the parents the text Katie sent me interrogating me about the iPad usage, and they expressed how wrong that was of her and how they wanted me to be comfortable doing whatever.

It's been a couple weeks since that talk and Katie is being just as stingy with the iPad again.

It makes me want to quit LOL.

What should I do?

Okay, this did not go in the direction like that I thought it would and I'm so grateful.

Yeah.

Sounds like one of the kids you nannies for is like a little spoiled brat and just tell her to get over it.

Like sometimes kids need a good, you know, iron fist ruling.

Yeah, this sounds like a real conflict between campers and counselors.

I'll let you take this.

And sometimes there's a camper in the bunk who's just a little bitch.

And you know what?

Like, I actually, by the way, that's so true.

I think there's a lot of ways to go about it, but I think what I would try first is like literally ignoring her.

Like

the one who behaves well, like give her all of your love and attention.

Because I think at the end of the day, kids just want attention.

And if she sees that her negative Nancy behavior is not going to attract attention, in fact, it's the opposite.

She might switch gears and try something different to get attention.

So I think like making her jealous with your affection is a good place to start.

Is this like reminding you like when you were an actual counselor of like that camper who was a little bitch?

Because I have a crazy story.

Oh, share.

There was when I was a junior counselor, so I was like much younger.

And so every junior counselor in the bunk has to have like a real counselor because like you can't just be like a 16 year old watching these kids.

So my like senior counselor, the woman, she was above me.

She

was such a nice girl.

She was like from the middle of nowhere, and it was her first summer, like, ever counseloring anywhere.

And there was this girl in the bunk, and I know her name, I'll never say it.

She was so bratty, like, she was, she was so obnoxious, and she was so spoiled.

And she literally told the group leader that my co-counselor put hands on her.

So it was like a huge thing.

I mean, I literally didn't, and she had a bruise on her arm, and we were like, holy shit.

Literally, the woman got fired.

Like, it was a whole thing.

And literally, the moment the counselor left and said, the girl said she made it up.

Wow.

And she bit herself so that she would have a bruise.

Oh, my God.

That girl, like, is that insane?

That's insane.

You ruined someone's life.

100%.

And, like, for kids to, like, be that manipulative, it was actually dangerous.

They were like literally in the sixth grade.

Like, it was really scary.

Yeah.

Wow.

Well, good luck with Stacey and Katie.

I do not envy your job.

Hey, sisters.

Love you both and the energy you bring to my mornings.

So I was with this guy for a little over two years, but we were never officially together.

During these years, he would see other girls.

I would know about it, and it wrecked me, but I stuck around because I'm young and stupid.

About a month ago, he invited me over and I found a pair of panties in his bed.

Ew.

Like, clean up before you have guests.

Long story short, we are no longer on speaking terms and I've moved on because I deserve better.

But I cannot stop thinking about this Victoria's secret lay song that I found in his sheets.

I know exactly whose they are and I'm wondering if she left them there on purpose so that I would find them.

I had known about this girl for a while, but I didn't think she knew about my relationship with him.

Basically, I knew about her, but she didn't know about me, or so I thought.

Do we think that she just couldn't find them and left with no panties on, or or do we think that she left them on purpose to claim her territory?

But who just leaves their dirty underwear in a guy's bed?

Is this normal?

I've completely moved on from the guy, but now I'm just curious about the panties.

Any perspective is helpful.

Thanks so much.

XOXO, I know where all my panties are.

That's a good question.

I mean, it does sound something like something like a manipulative bitch would do.

And like, who really, like,

who can go to work or like back to wherever, like, without their panties?

Yeah, no, I could see someone doing this intentionally, even if it's not directed at you.

Like, maybe she knows that he is fucking around.

And so, like, she left a signal to all the girls, like, this is my territory yeah i don't know i wouldn't take it personally but i would definitely like exit the situation i would like dismiss myself i would spend two years that is just like you don't need these people and these panties in your life yeah like two years of like your precious you know youth is is unforgivable yeah you gotta get out and the the time that this situation these panties are like living rent-free in your mind like that's also unacceptable yeah so i definitely think this girl was claiming her territory for sure.

Yeah, but not to you specifically, because if there's her and there's you, there's other bitches too.

100%.

And I think that you should excuse yourself from

the situation.

These are not your people.

All right, finally, hijacking, Claudia.

Love the show and always love the advice.

So I need your opinion.

I was dumped yesterday on FaceTime by my boyfriend.

We've been dating for three months, but it was serious.

Both met each other's families and friends within the first three weeks.

Long-term future was discussed and everything like that.

Well, the problem comes that he's actually been in Florida for the last three weeks.

I went for the last week.

And he was still there when he broke up with me because shocker, he has decided spur of the moment that he wants to move to Florida.

We are both from Baltimore, so this isn't a, oh, he moved around the corner kind of thing.

Well, I have things I have bought for him for his house, a gift I got for him for Christmas, plus the money I just spent flying to and from Florida to go see him.

Am I the pettiest person ever if I Venmo charge him for all these things?

It totals over $500 and I would not have done any of it without him if I knew he was planning on randomly moving to Florida.

I think it's okay, but my sister says it's bad karma.

Please advise quarantine love gone wrong.

Oof, that's tough.

That is really tough.

I feel like you're whatever you decide to do, if you do Venmo him, which you're totally justified in doing, like you are prolonging this breakup.

Like, then it just gets messier and they talk more and like talk it out and fight.

And it's just like, if you want to get out of this, like, just maybe eat the money.

I think, again, like, you need to extricate yourself from this situation.

It sounds like you got really invested really quickly.

And I think that, you know, putting a price on all of the things just like continues communication, like keeps your feelings open.

Whereas like this needs to end right now.

So if you, and I liked what, I think what your sister said about the karma being interesting, because I wouldn't have said that.

I just would have said like, I guess maybe it's like petty, but $500 is a lot of money.

So it's not.

But I do think that you just have to sometimes.

Let it like just let it all go.

You know, like all of it, the emotions,

the things, like, but if it just, just, if you need the money back, like, definitely ask him.

But if you're doing it to be petty and you don't, like, need the money to live, I might reconsider.

I think it might be better for you to just, like,

extricate yourself as quickly and swiftly as possible because it sounds like you've been through a lot.

Yeah.

And like, this is, honestly, I would be grateful that like this relationship only lasted three months and like you didn't waste that much time with this guy.

So just like, let's wash our hands of it and onto greener pastures.

Yeah, I just, I agree with that.

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Anything you want to say before we wrap up?

Oh, no.

I will see you tomorrow.

We have so much TV.

Tomorrow will be like a really exciting show.

Salt Lake City, OC Housewives, CMA.

CMA Award.

Wow.

How are we going to fit it all in?

I don't know if I might just watch a CMA award-like

performances on YouTube.

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