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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast in studio, beautiful faces being shown everywhere.

It's so good to be back.

We're so thrilled to be back in studio post-quarantine.

It's very exciting.

We were really getting kooked up in our houses and it is just fabulous to be out with the people, with Theo, with the fresh air, corporate environment.

Here's the thing.

It's fabulous to be here, but you really touched on something quite important.

It's fabulous to be here with Theo.

I have not seen Theo in two weeks and honestly, like my heart was hurting.

It was aching for him.

We had such a beautiful reunion this morning.

It was stunning.

He's just like the most sweetest, most perfect man.

And I'm so blessed, honored, and happy to be here back working with him.

Like, it's such an honor to work with, you know, your heroes.

And people you really respect.

And that's how I feel about working with Theo.

No, I totally hear that.

I also think, you know, at some point we were taking this place for granted.

I agree.

I mean, what is weird is that we've been gone for two weeks and it really feels like two months.

Oh, no.

And like the boxes piled up outside of our door.

Like you think we're the most famous bloggers ever.

No, like it really feels like first day back at school but like it was summer break it was just a two-week queue no it was just a two-week queue thank you guys for keeping up with us oh my god i like forgot how to talk thank you guys for keeping up with us on the podcast we hope you enjoyed those episodes but i'm not gonna lie i'm i'm pretty excited to be back on camera looking fabulous those were some good episodes though like the extremely hasty flush imagine if like you're someone who doesn't watch doesn't listen to the podcast like only watches on youtube like you don't know what happened in the connecticut restop bathroom and that's for you to find out.

Yeah, that's for us to know and you to find out.

Yeah, it was crazy.

Just beware of those Madison County restroom bathrooms.

That's all I'll say.

That's we'll leave it at that.

And you know what?

If you rent a car, get the insurance, it's worth it.

If you rent a car and get the insurance, like there are some things that probably even insurance can't cover.

Yeah, but some things that it does, like the towing, which is very expensive.

Did it cover the towing?

Yeah, we're figuring out what happened.

We're still there.

Yeah, we're still working out the logistics with the rental car company, but c'est la vie.

You know, it is what it is.

It is what it is and it's like once those keys went down the toilet there was nothing to be done no except pay the toll yeah and at the at the same time like once those keys went down the toilet like it wasn't my problem anymore you know like the rental car That's probably actually the beauty of having a rental car.

If it was my own car, it kind of would have been more annoying.

Like, you would have had to toe the toe.

You might even have to, like, sleep at a local hotel in order to take it back in the morning.

I just feel like you were done driving through the day.

You were like, I'm going to flush these keys down the toilet.

Can I just tell you how not subconscious it was?

Like, we were making such amazing time.

Like, we had left on time.

I was literally speeding.

We stopped in Madison for like, we had done like almost 100 miles.

I was like, we're going to get home so early.

And I was really ready to just like impress everyone with my driving skills and my timing skills and my speed skills and my logistics skills.

And then, you know, as they say, man plans, God laughs.

We were.

detoured and completely devastated.

Man plans, Theo laughs.

Hi, sweets.

I'm just glad Theo wasn't there to see his mom in this like really low point in his life.

Yeah, I'm really, I don't know.

I think he really would have been disappointed in me.

I feel that.

I do.

It's gonna be so hard for me to focus today because, like, the sweetest, purest man alive is here, and I just like want to talk to him.

I want to catch up with him.

Like, we, I told you guys in the podcast episodes, I've been FaceTiming you, and like, I'd be like, Where's Theo?

Where's Theo?

And I just feel like we weren't really connecting virtually because he's more of an IRL kind of guy.

It's hard.

So, I just like want to make up for lost time.

No, hi.

Sweet men.

He was talking to me, you know, keep me up actually really chatty last night.

Oh, um, just kind of saying how he's felt, you know, this distance between him and everyone in the family, um, but kind of specifically like pointed you out.

Um, just that you like really haven't been there for him, and he's kind of been going through some stuff, and he just kind of he needed you.

I know.

Well, if he picked up his phone, maybe we could have had a conversation about it, but I love him so much.

No, no, no, I love him so much, and that's what the show is missing.

So, that's the thing about the podcast episodes: they were good, but you don't get Theo.

They were good, but they weren't great.

No, no, they were not.

But you know what will be great?

Hopefully, fingers crossed today's episode.

Fingers crossed.

One never knows, but I have a good feeling about it.

I'm feeling energized.

I definitely feel like when we take a break.

Oh, it's it all comes back full force and we're like on another level of excitement when we come back.

Was that not what you were going to say?

No.

What I was going to say was, I feel like when we don't do video episodes or when we don't do any episodes at all, and we like get back in the studio for the first day, for like the first five minutes, I definitely feel weird.

Like in the beginning of this episode, if you watch me, like my mouth is moving weird i i need like a two minute like adjustment period so hopefully it doesn't throw me off because i really plan on delivering the stories in such a fabulous way today like i went to bed last night and i was like we're gonna be fabulous tomorrow yeah and i think we're here and here we are being fabulous question mark question mark it's to be seen exclaim it should be an exclamation mark but it's definitely question mark but we'll see it's just to be seen like the episode's ahead of us and we don't know anything could happen no it's like it's like draft day possibilities it's like draft day the possibilities for what's about to happen happen are just completely endless.

And it's, and it's up to us.

Isn't that exciting?

It is.

It's us and the little man who took his spot center stage.

He's so symmetrical.

And like, it's a beautiful thing to behold.

You just love to see it.

Yeah, you really do.

So I saw a rumor yesterday that you started a place to call home.

Yeah, I would say started like very loosely.

I did pay for the seven-day free trial for Acorn.

And excuse me, I watched two episodes of the first season.

um, it's good.

It definitely has like that Hallmark vibe that I know you said wears off.

It doesn't bother me.

It's just like, I'm, I'm in such a weird place in my life.

I'm such a different place than I was, than I was in maybe a week ago.

I'm just, I have Mad Ben behind me now.

And do you say Mad Ben?

Yeah, I have Mad Ben behind me now, and it's just like, I don't know if I'm in a place where I'm ready to commit full-time to another seven seasons of a show.

I'm still very much in like the Mad Men hangover, and I don't want to make the mistake by moving too hastily.

I understand that you need an amuse bouche, you really do.

Like an Emily in Paris.

Yeah, she is such a bougie.

She's such an amusing bougie.

Um, I understand that two episodes into a place to go home is like not where you want to be because no, but it's also better than I expected, even for everyone said, give it like four episodes.

It's better than I expected, even two episodes in.

It's good, okay.

But it gets like better.

It's like as if just the budget just like blew up after a few episodes, and it's like the way that they are on the ship, like that ship gave me such Hallmark vibes.

Well, because the ship, like grand dining room, was literally a rec center.

Yeah, so that sort of thing stops and like it becomes extremely high-end.

And so I'm just excited for you.

I saw a lot of toasters are on there, A Place to Call Home Journey.

And I just want to say, enjoy these days, you guys, because you can't get them back.

Everyone's on their APTCH journey.

No, I know.

It's a beautiful thing to behold.

I needed an amuse bouche, and it took me like days to even get to the bouche part.

So yesterday I read the new Ellen Hildebrand book, Trouble in Paradise.

It's the third of a series.

And I'm glad I finished it out.

And the third one was probably the best one, but like the series just didn't do it for me, but it definitely amused my bouche.

See,

different things serve different purposes.

Yeah.

And some books aren't meant to change your life, like Eliza Starts a Rumor.

Some of them are just meant to amuse your bouche until you're on to the next one.

And I think that's totally fine.

And I think the next one, I'm trying to just like prioritize all of these things that I have on my plate.

And I think that the next one is going to be...

Maria Kyrie's memoir.

Yes, I started it.

You know what?

It's really

like difficult to get through.

It's so dense.

Like, I've really only been reading like 10 pages at a time, but that's also just me.

But I wonder if you'll have the same experience.

I wonder if I'll, if I'll

heavy, and the writer is really going for it with these metaphors.

Like it doesn't,

I would totally understand and respect when people work with writers for their memoirs, but at some point it needs to sound like them.

And I actually have met Mariah Carrie and had dinner with her.

And I just have to say, this is not how she talks, okay?

Like, I just can't really imagine.

It doesn't, the book isn't, it's in the first person, but it's not reading to me as Mariah's voice.

Do you know what I mean?

Because the word, it's so written not like her, but it's still very good.

Well, I'm going to start it, and I wonder if I'll have the same critique.

Yeah, well, I put it in your brain, so you did put it in my brain, which I hate.

I get in my brain.

I know.

And aside from that, we're going to recapriol Hazards of Potomac.

I feel like there was one other thing that I watched.

Yes, there was that I wanted to talk about.

Wild, Wild Country.

Have you heard of it?

So it's a fascinating story, like really a crazy fucking story.

True story?

True story, like really not to be believed, except for the fact that it's true.

It's a documentary, six parts.

And the documentary happens to make it extremely uninteresting.

And they're dragging out of this story.

Like, I've watched four episodes, and so many people told me to watch it.

They're like, You're gonna love it.

This is fucking nuts.

And like, I can't, I have to watch two more episodes, which I will, but like, documentaries, they really get so ahead of themselves with like a six-parter when it's like,

give me a two-parter, and you'll have me

hanging on your every word.

Yeah, that's me right now in the vow.

I'm on episode eight, and they still haven't made any arrests.

It's such torture, and

it's just like, honestly, like, I'm starting to like resent the people because, like, just get on with it.

Yeah, it's and it's like they had a meeting with the attorney general, literally, getting the meeting and preparing for the meeting was a whole episode, an hour.

They didn't even have the meeting in the episode yet.

Like, it was the start of the next episode.

That's even worse than what I'm experiencing.

It's insane.

Like, and honestly, I just want to see like the sentencing.

I think that's the most interesting.

And like, when the cult really starts to fall apart, like, who doesn't want to see that?

We haven't even gotten there yet.

And I'm eight episodes in an hour each.

It's crazy.

yeah no that that's crazy there should

you would think at this point like they would know but i i guess

it benefits them to have more episodes more ads like more time you spend watching but like at what cost yeah well it's like tiger king and in my before tiger king became like a cultural like meme um i actually had some very harsh critiques of the documentary because while i thought it was good and funny it was way too long seven episodes about a tiger like it's just so silly um but apparently nobody else shared with me because it became like the biggest thing ever.

Yeah, or like if there's a lull in the middle, but the end is popping off, like you forget about the lull because by the end, you just like want to talk about it and you can't believe this crazy story.

Also, really quickly, I put up on my Instagram story, like, can anyone guess what we're going to be for Halloween?

And so many people were guessing Carol Baskin and what's his name?

Joe Exotic.

Yeah, and I just like, I want to make you guys make it abundantly clear, like, we would never do that to you.

We would never do that.

And

you know that I didn't even watch it, so I wouldn't know how to even do that.

Yeah, it's also just like so unoriginal.

Like, that's not who I am.

No, no, no, and that's not who I want to be.

No, not at all.

That's not what I want to be displayed of my brand.

And that's I'm never gonna be.

You can take

me out of the country.

It feels so good to be back singing together.

I know.

On beat.

And I still have like a little sticky shoes in me.

I feel my sticky, sticky shoes.

Honestly,

Never doesn't like fail.

It never fails to like...

Wait, yeah.

No, wait.

It never fails to make me feel sexy.

Oh, is that the right verbiage?

Yes, that's the right verbiage.

English is hard.

We know.

Yeah.

So, yeah, that's pretty much where I'm at.

If you were interested.

Cool, cool, cool.

Did you want to dive in?

I'm not sure.

See, like, are you ready?

I only will if you want to.

Well, I brought it up, so yeah.

So you want to.

That's you saying, like, you're taking responsibility for this dive.

Yes, I'll take responsibility.

Happily.

Okay, so without further ado, Claudia says that it's time.

So it's time.

I say she's at it.

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Okay, first story.

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott are sparking romance rumors after she shares steamy photo shoot pics.

Yes, I'm not gonna lie, this did throw me off quite a bit.

Did it?

Yeah.

For me, it tracks, but everyone is like, you know, are they or aren't they?

Because they're sparking reconciliation rumors after they cozied up for a sexy photo shoot.

They shared pictures via Instagram on Saturday of Kylie and Travis Scott posing next to a wall.

Jenner rocked a given cheer outfit, which included a sheer dress, crop brown jacket, and yellow heels.

The highest in the room wrapper, who wore a beige t-shirt and black leather pants, lifted his shirt to show off his abs in one photo.

What do you think?

Um, I haven't like been able to keep up with the Kardashians literally on this story.

It's like I never know if they're together or not together, and I feel like that's how they want it.

Like, they don't even know if they're together.

Um, and obviously, for stormy sake, like, I ship and I want them together, but I also want Kylie to be in like the best possible, most healthy relationship.

I don't know if this is is it, but if it is, like, so here for it.

Yeah, I also feel like they spend so much time together, and I feel like on Kylie's stories, like, it's clear when she's with Travis, even if they're not posting like steamy photos together.

So, I just feel like they're family, period.

And this picture, like, doesn't

even like alert me if they're together or not.

I feel like they're always spending time together.

Yes.

And she got this like whole Givenche outfit because that was like part of a collab.

No, I think

like the new Givenche design.

First collection.

Yeah, first collection.

And he sent out looks looks to everyone,

important people, and they posted them.

Yeah, this photo doesn't really mean anything.

They could have just been in the house together trying on clothes because that's like what famous rich people do.

To me, it meant ad for Siobhan Che.

Yeah, completely.

Yeah, and everyone like really being like cozying up with Travis Scott.

It's like literally they have an arm around each other.

That's how you take a picture at Enu.

It's like, have you ever like taken a picture with anyone?

You just put your arm around them.

It's like really not.

People need to like relax a little bit.

But it was just interesting that they were together.

Yeah, and I think it's, you know, everyone like wishful thinking.

Of Of course.

I blame them.

I just feel like they know what's best for them.

Yeah, and I'm just trusting and believing in them to do what's best for their family.

Yeah.

And I don't really feel like I can, you know, sit here and speculate because I don't know what's best for their family.

No, but we just all saw the photo.

So we're talking about a photo.

We're just, we're just speculating.

We're just speculating.

Even though I just said we wouldn't.

We're just art.

Yeah.

No, we're just hoping, wishing, praying.

Did you see Kylie uploaded a new YouTube video to her channel?

Christiana Does My Makeup?

Yes.

So

I watched it on my tv last night and then i went down like a little bit of a rabbit hole with kylie's um youtube videos and i really wish she would have do them more often like i know it's not like the most important thing but i feel like she has the time and like it would just really make my life great she has 10 million youtube subscribers like why not it would be great promotion for kylie cosmetics and just good ad revenue but The video last night was super funny and it really reminded me of her app.

And she used to make those videos all the time.

Like Ariel does my makeup.

Like Jordan does my makeup.

It was just like her in her glam room, like with people doing her her makeup me doing my makeup and it was such premium content and the Chris Jenner video was pretty good it was a little frustrating like they kept skipping steps in the makeup routine because if it was steps that Kylie Cosmetics like didn't make they didn't use anything other than Kylie Cosmetics which was annoying were you really there for the steps like barely and also she started with foundation and like I really wanted to see how Chris Jenner would have done her fodge what do you mean oh she was already wearing foundation yeah got it yeah that's always like i want to see i want to see the goods yeah i hate when it's like just my makeup and it's

only my eyes They literally come in with like what I wear on every day, except for lipstick.

So I just, I really need Kylie to invest more in her YouTube channel.

I know she's a studio like in her apartment.

I mean, in her house, in her office, like, please, like, for us.

I haven't watched a video yet.

Did you watch Halloween Cookies with Stormy?

I did.

I haven't watched that one either yet.

Yeah, no, but like literally, it's funny because there's Halloween cookies with Stormy and then like two videos back

to vlog.

So it's literally four vlogs a year.

Maybe she does it.

It's a Q1, Q2, Q3, and Q4.

Maybe.

Or maybe just what the people want are cookies with with Stormy.

Like, that's what tested.

That's what got the highest Q score.

Yeah, maybe Stormy's just a star.

I mean, she is a star.

We should just call her Starmie.

Oh, man.

Stormy the star.

It's Starmie.

Okay, I'm going to watch those.

Yeah, it's a fabulous if you have like nothing if you need to kill 15 minutes, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I always need to kill 15 minutes, but it never occurs to me to go to my YouTube app.

YouTube app is so fabulous.

Quite.

I watched my favorite podcast, The Morning Toast, on there.

Oh my God, they are so funny, those girls.

No, those girls like i'm not gonna lie like i i had my my doubts about them just like hearing what you know evil people say about them and then it's like i just gave the time to like listen to their show and watch follow them on instagram and it's so clear that they're really smart nice girls who just have such good intentions and it's just crazy to me that like people say all these terrible things about them when i've only known them to be like literally so kind so lovely so smart and just like want to make people happy and in turn have become villains i honestly i think it's a really interesting you know sociological experiment i agree and is is it just me or is that dog getting cuter?

And is it just me or is that brunette like so fucking snatched and beautiful?

And is it just me or her eyelashes looking so beautiful?

Thank you.

I got an eyelash lift.

Honestly, like I saw your before and after pictures and I had never been interested in an eyelash lift before, but now I have eyelash envy.

Well, let me just say, the actual experience of the procedure was so unpleasant.

Like I was regretting it so much when I was laying there.

The patches that they stick in your eye and then they glue up your lashes It's just a it's not painful It's just very unpleasant and an unnatural way to lay down with your like head back and your eyelashes glued.

It's just very

Dis what's the word when you're you wake up and you're so like disorienting.

Yes, it's very disorienting and I was really regretting it and then when I got up and looked in the mirror I was like the best money and the best 45 minutes I'd ever spent I might go somewhere else because I just feel like I have a couple complaints about it.

Okay.

But for the most part, like my lashes, I feel like I'm the perfect candidate for a a lash lift.

I don't have short lashes.

I have very long lashes that go straight.

Yeah.

So it's like I curl them so hard, they never stay up.

This is just basically taking a curling iron to my lashes, and it's an unbelievable experience.

I highly recommend if you've been thinking about it.

Okay, good to know.

Oh, and they tint them.

So they just look even more pronounced.

I think

that's the process of what you just described is very similar to my eyelash tinting.

Like you lay there with your head back and it's not comfortable.

And a lot of times like the dye gets in your eye and like it's really fucking painful, but you're like, beauty is pain.

And you just sit there and like you you can't open your eyes so you like kind of have a tear coming down but you don't want to get like dye all over your face yes um so i think i actually might be cut out for the tint but can i say i've actually i got eyelash extensions once and it wasn't nearly as annoying like either i didn't go to a good place or it's just like a really unpleasant experience because i've gotten eyelash extensions before and it's like it's not the best but it's not a big deal eyelash work can be unpleasant it's a very sensitive area it is and it's just a very small hair that you're doing a lot to and it's also very weird to like be forced to keep your eyes closed.

Do you know what I mean?

Well, yes, but I'm so used to it.

I've been dying my eyelashes since high school, so it's like

that's what you get for an eyelash procedure.

Yeah, it's just strange.

Yeah, I can imagine.

But I highly recommend.

It looks really good.

Thank you.

Okay, our next story.

Exciting news, but I'm skeptical.

Okay.

Jamie Lynn Spears teases a Zoe 101 cast reunion.

Are you ready?

Ooh,

I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

Yeah.

If you wanna play, come and play today.

Let's get away.

Yeah,

I will make you see

all of the things that you gotta be.

Believe in yourself and follow your dreams.

Yeah,

yeah.

Yeah.

Today, that's beautiful.

Wait,

okay, say the story and then I have thoughts.

So, Jamie Lynn Spears is teasing a Zoe 101 cast reunion.

She posted a teaser on her Instagram saying, we're back.

Are you ready?

She also tagged her co-stars, Sean Flynn, who plays Chase Matthews, Aaron Sanders, who plays Quinn Peske, Matthew Underwood, who plays Logan Reese, and Chris Massey, who plays Michael Barrett.

She also tags.

Chris Massey.

She also tags.

It's not in in this article, but who is she?

She's an Instagram girl.

She

is dating Diplo.

She's like the big Instagram girl.

What?

Hold on.

She's not part of Zoe 101 at all.

But she got tagged by Zeblozo.

But she got tagged by Jamie Lynn Spears.

Do you think it was a

mistake?

No.

Chantal Jeffries.

Oh.

She said, oh, and hey, at Chantal Jeffries.

That is very strange.

Yeah.

By the way, you described her perfectly.

The Instagram girl who was maybe dating diplo yeah she's just like always in vegas yeah yeah yeah oh my she is the instagram girl yeah like the one the one and the only um so i feel like the cast of zoe 101 of all the shows that like people like were obsessed with as a kid is like probably the thirstiest like excluding jamie because she's so like on another level but like all the sub characters they're all over my tick tock her little brother Do you remember him?

Yeah.

He is like a disgusting TikToker.

Dustin?

Jackie.

Dustin, thank you.

Jackie.

He's on TikTok.

It's like, he does like sexual pornographic TikToks.

It's so concerning because like, yes, he might be 21 now, but he's always going to be 12, like in my eyes.

Right, of course.

And he's like literally on TikTok with his whip and his like shirt unbuttoned.

And it's like making sex.

It's so disgusting.

Like you have to go, guys, check out, his name is Paul something.

Stop.

Check out his TikTok.

Well, she didn't tag him.

But they've all been together recently, like doing TikToks on his page, except for Jamie Lynn.

Because Jamie Lynn is like so above the fray.

I just want to say, when I'm speaking about the cast, I'm not referring to Jamie Lynn.

Okay.

I'm saying all of them are so fucking thirsty.

But Jamie Lynn did post this, and I just, when I went to her Instagram, I saw she posted like a nine image grid.

So like she's serious about this.

And I have

Zoe for the Zoe 101 reboot.

I don't know.

I feel like they tried to live in a post-Zoe world and it didn't work.

But I'm just really like, if they're going to do a Zoe 101 reboot, like I need it to be premium.

I need to go back to Pepperdine University.

PCA.

And I need it to be beautiful, stunning, and smart.

Like, if any of this has anything to do with Zoom, like, I will literally

pick it.

Yeah, I agree.

No, don't, don't disgrace a franchise just because you want to get a reboot out in quarantine.

Like, take the time, go to Pepperdine University in Malibu, and recreate Pacific Coast Academy.

It's worth the effort.

Yeah, even if it's like, I don't know how, why Zoe would be in boarding school, but whatever it is, maybe they're in college or something.

No, maybe Zoe's kids are now going to PCA because they've heard, maybe Zoe and Zoe, Zoe and Chase ended up together.

This is my call.

They have kids now, and their kids are like, I want to go to PCA.

So Zoe, the show starts with Zoe and Chase taking their kids up to PCA and then running into all their old schoolmates who also are now dropping their kids off for the first day at PCA.

Yeah, I just don't know if the ages line up because that would mean that like all of the PCA kids had like kids at 18.

Oh, I guess.

But no, the kids could be young.

Yeah, you're right.

You're right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In order for them to be interesting, they have to be like at least 10.

maybe well how how old are how old is jamie lynn i want to say like i'm gonna say 30

because i think she's like around my age yeah and like five year old she's 29 five year old kids don't go to boarding school yeah she's 29.

okay i mean we have to think like how fuller house did it like what's gonna bring all these kids together at the age of 30 back to pca

maybe the show doesn't involve pca which would be terrible right that pca is next to Jamie Lynn, PCA is the biggest character.

The school, I completely agree.

And like the dorms, and it was so she.

And the key on the neck.

Like, where she, if she's not there, like, why would she be wearing the key?

Yeah, like her house key.

That's a hazard.

And the

like the scooters.

Yeah, no, it needs to have the school element.

It's so valuable.

Maybe, maybe it's like

a 10-year reunion special.

Yeah.

Like, they all go back to PCA for their 10-year reunion.

I hate a reunion special.

I know.

Like, I want to reboot all firing and all Sylanders where I would want nothing at all.

Really quickly, no pressure.

Did you watch SNL?

No.

I watched musical performances.

I watched just like a few sketches on YouTube.

I have to say, Justin Bieber's performance of Holy was so unbelievably like moving.

I never thought I would say that about a Justin Bieber performance.

His vocals were incredible.

I love Chance the Rapper.

They both...

are people who are very musically talented.

So it's like their performance sounded just like iTunes.

It was really fabulous.

Justin Field felt like he was very

emotional and I was like feeling it.

It was excellent.

I thought his performance of Lonely was very good.

And I thought It's a Ray did a good job.

It was a good

episode.

Okay,

I'm glad to hear it.

I liked his performance of Lonely because I'm just like really feeling that song, except when I was watching it on SNL and he was playing Jacob Tremble.

It just like made me really sad.

No, the song is pathetic, like it's terribly sad.

No, no, no.

It's like a sad song, and I think everyone these days like sings about being lonely and like depressed and anxious, and like that's like how we're all feeling.

Um,

but like it was so personal, emotional, and raw, I felt like, oh, I shouldn't be watching.

Like, this is too personal.

No, and it's like everyone sings about being lonely now, because I feel like it's kind of in the zeitgeist to be like open about your mental health.

Whereas like when Justin Bieber was 12, like literally no one gave a shit if he was lonely.

It's like, go back to work, you know?

He was really like put through a tough time.

And I actually feel for him.

Like, I really do.

Yeah.

No, I really.

If he wanted to write a song, like,

you know, I bet this is how it started.

He says, Oh, I want to write a song about being lonely when he was 11 because that's how he's feeling.

And the person who wrote his song said, Okay, and he wrote One Less Lonely Girl.

Like, the person was confused, like, that just wasn't an option.

Justin, like, had this song in his diary for years, and like now that he's finally able to do his own

man, he's like, I'm gonna give like my 12-year-old self freedom, liberation.

Because I also feel like now that he's married, you know,

marriage, like you have someone to talk to, and somebody is listening.

I do feel like Haley is listening.

Oh, I think she listens a lot.

I think she's probably an amazing listener.

Yeah, I feel like

this song is, like, more pre-Haley, you know?

Yes, of course.

No, it's literally One Less Lonely Girl Days.

And then when he's like living in that big house and like throwing eggs at people, yeah, but that's when he was talking about like idiot kid.

Yeah.

That was like throwing eggs.

And we all were watching him throwing eggs, like, and we were, like,

that was such a weird, like,

this is so horrible.

And it was really horrible, but, like, nobody ever thought, like, maybe he's lonely.

maybe it's a cry for help yeah yeah the egg thing was strange yeah eggs are really fucking nasty like especially when you're throwing them at people and things no it's so like 90s jossy grossy that it's we don't throw eggs anymore it's so wasteful like yeah no you make a bomb for Tata but he's a different person now so I agree

And I don't hold people, you know, I don't hold a grudge because he threw eggs five years ago, you know?

Yeah.

We all do things.

Okay, our next story is some really exciting news about someone who we love.

Bachelorette alum Emily Maynard welcomes her fifth child, a baby girl.

I cannot believe she keeps having babies.

Like, it's so crazy.

This is what she always wanted.

Literally when she was a bachelorette and Chris Harrison was like, where do you see yourself in whatever, five years?

And she's like, I see myself in a minivan, like truck full of kids.

And like, her dreams are coming true.

And I love to, I really do love to see like.

someone getting exactly what they've manifested.

Right.

No, that's what RuPaul says.

It's like when you become the, when your life becomes like what you envisioned it, it's like the most powerful powerful thing.

Like you accomplish exactly what you set out to like have in your life, and it's very powerful.

And I love this for her.

Yeah, she has welcomed her fifth child and fourth with her husband, Tyler Johnson, who she married in 2014.

On Sunday, the star shared a video from the hospital, which documented the birth of the couple's baby girl.

We don't have a name yet, but she said, Welcome to our world.

I absolutely, like, there is a special place in my heart, little tiny corner carved out for Emily Maynard.

Like, she

far and away my favorite bachelorette.

Like just what a

classy girl.

And she's one of those people who's been through like a lot of tragedy and like you just want her life to be filled with joy because like you know that tragedy where she like just had a baby and the father of her baby just died.

You know, like I want her to have no, it wasn't even that.

It was that

she was pregnant.

Sorry.

Yeah, but she didn't find out until after he died.

She didn't know she was pregnant until after her fiancé died.

Oh, my God.

I mean, it's so tragic.

Like, and

I want so many blessings for her.

And if this is how she, you know, wants to live her life with a million children, I think that's wonderful.

I think it's wonderful and beautiful.

And we're really happy for her.

And we'll never pass a chance to talk about Emily Maynard on the show.

Yeah.

And you also just don't have that many, like, celebrity socialite influencers who have five babies.

It's just, like, rare, you know?

Yeah.

No, I mean, it's a lot of babies.

It's like her and Angelina Jolie and James Vanderbeek.

Like, that's it.

Yeah, but like, Kim might get there.

Oh, that's true.

The Krashians have so many kids.

They do have so many kids.

I think.

They went from being like Mason to being 30 of them.

I know.

I think it's a good trend.

I agree.

Okay, our next story is not something that you saw, but I did, and it really

got me shook because Billie Eilish's optical illusions shoes sparked debate, and it's the dress all over again.

So Billie Eilish posted on her Instagram story,

she was like, remember the dress, LOL?

And then she's like, it's so funny because I have these pair of shoes and my dad thinks they're white and pink and they're mint and white or whatever.

And so she's showing us them.

And they're literally white and pink.

And I guess she got a million responses.

We're like, those are white and they're white and pink.

But do other people think that it's different?

I don't know.

I really don't know how someone could.

Here.

What color are those?

White and pink.

White and pink.

And like they're, she keeps being like, no, you guys, they're mint and showing more in like white and pink.

Wait.

Billy thinks that they're

mint and white okay and wait you'll see it in the next picture this is the crazy thing about colors like this is the crazy thing how do I know

this is green like how do we know that green is the same it's so crazy she's literally like going to Google and showing the shoe that she bought it's mint like she bought a mint shoe it doesn't come in the white and pink thing but the way she keeps showing the shoe white and pink right wait what but then look at this mint and white no that's pink and white for me.

Oh, to me, I can see that one is mint and white.

And it literally became this whole thing.

The more she tried to

prove that

they're mint and white, the more clear it was that they're white and pink.

But like they really are mint and white, but like.

Will you show me the original shoe that's mint and white?

Yes, they are the Nike Uptempo mint and white.

Hold on.

This is so crazy.

These color things that like trick your eyes, like the contrast really freaked me out.

Like it's

wild.

Here, these are the shoe.

Oh, wow.

They're literally mint and white, but the way that she keeps.

Okay, so now go back to her picture for a second.

Okay, sorry if this is uninteresting to you guys.

Like, just the way that the lighting

makes the mint look white and the white look pink.

Oh, you know what video comes out today?

You know how every year for the last three years, Billie Eilish has done a Vanity Fair interview?

Yes.

It comes out today.

Oh, that's exciting.

I think these shoes are the best promotion for that because she'll discuss.

So I love stuff like the dress.

Like, when the dress happened, that to me is like my perfect sort of cultural moment.

I love something that brings us together.

Yeah, like, but also, like, we're divided.

Right.

Like I saw it as white and gold, obviously, because I can see.

When you saw the dress, did you see black?

White and gold.

White and gold.

Eventually, I was able to see it as black and blue.

Like, I could see what others were seeing.

But, like, when I see it, my eyes go to white and gold.

Mine was black and blue.

And, like, just remember, like, Laurel and Yanni.

Of course.

Of course.

Who could forget Laurel and Yanni?

No, no, no.

I actually think that Laurel and Yanni is crazier because

white, I could see when you adjust the contrast, and maybe people who have like lighter eyes, like, I'm sure there is actually like a scientific explanation for why we see it the way that we see it.

But literally, I was like, oh, he's saying Laurel.

And then like the next day, I heard Yanni, and I'm like, someone changed the clip.

No, I know.

And like, it's not like laurel and yanni are such similar words.

No, they have the all, but still, like, it's so bizarre.

I love things like that, like mnemonic tricks.

And she really, it was the crazy, watching her try and prove and she was like, literally suck my dick.

Like, these are mint and white.

That's so funny.

Billie Eilish was also photographed like taking out the trash in a tank top, which was like very rare for her.

And I saw the most disgusting article like ever being circulated.

It was like, six times Billie Eilish ditched her baggy clothes.

Like, get the, like, that's so disgusting.

Like, she's a child.

Like, it was really gross.

I saw all the commentary around the photo, but I just.

didn't want to participate in it because she's a beautiful young woman.

Right.

And then it's like doing her chores.

That's why she wears baggy clothes.

She's helping out around the house, even though she's like the number one Grammy winner of all time.

Right.

No, it's like, I don't even take out the trash.

Like, I think that I'm so special.

I'm like, Ben, get rid of it.

And like, Billie Eilish takes out the trash.

We could all learn a thing or two from her.

If Billie Eilish can take out the trash, so can you.

Yeah.

Sorry.

I know it's not what you wanted to hear this morning, but it's true.

Okay, our fifth and final story is a little happy couple news because Zach Efron is celebrating his 33rd birthday with girlfriend Vanessa Valadaris.

I didn't know he had a girlfriend.

Yeah, he's dating a Vanessa.

She's not the Vanessa, but she's a Vanessa that makes him happy.

And so for that reason, I am pleased as well.

He is so like off the grid.

He is off off the grid.

Even the grid to Australia doesn't have that.

He's on the grid that he started the show about being off the grid.

Yeah, and like almost died whilst leaving the grid.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's,

it's not what I saw for him, you know?

Yeah.

At one point in the height of his movie career with like neighbors, greatest show.

And like, I was like, he's going to be like one of the biggest movie stars in the world.

And he just kind of.

No, he still is.

No, but like.

He doesn't want the like celebrity, like the typical celebrity aspect of that.

But as far as like his career trajectory, like going from being like,

Who what was his name Philip Carlisle to Ted Bundy?

Like he's on track.

Yeah, to Link Larkin.

He's he's everything of the sort.

Yeah, this actually might be maybe one of my most controversial statements, but I think that everything Zach Efron has ever done pales in comparison to his work in hairspray.

I think it's the role of a lifetime.

No, I think that his role in hairspray, like it was the perfect role for him because it was everything that he was so used to doing, which is high school musical, and then like

so, like, so

Hollywood, queen.

Hollywood serious.

He nailed it.

He fucking nailed it.

Yeah, I mean, we talk about this, like, I think, once every six months, about how the most recent, you know, revival of Hairspray, starring Nikki Blonsky, and as Zach Efron, is quite possibly the most well-cast movie on the planet.

Yes, and the, but the most recent revival was Hairspray Live.

Sorry, film revival.

Yeah.

It's just so sensational.

Between Amanda Mines as Peggy and Zach Efron as Link Larkin and Queen Latifah as Motormouth Maybell.

There's just so many excellent, oh, Jerry Stiller as Mr.

Pinky and John Travolta and Christopher Walken as the parents.

It's just like, there's not one person I would have changed in terms of casting.

I agree.

I even feel that way about Hairspray Live.

I think the casting was on point.

I think like hairspray just always has great casting.

Yeah.

But unfortunately,

there was Hairspray Live just.

It didn't cut it.

It didn't cut it.

I wonder when they're going to do another one of those lives.

We're really banging them out for a while.

To be honest, I think never.

They had rent,

grease, hairspray.

Yep, sound of music, Peter Pan,

The Whiz.

The whiz.

And I think that like...

Those lives were like the pinnacle of like everything pre-COVID.

Yeah.

You know, and a little unnecessary.

No, it's like, we can do this, so we will.

But like literally nobody asked.

And we also just like spent all this time recording it and making it perfect as opposed to like making sure someone doesn't break his ankle the day before.

No, it was like so unnecessarily extra.

You're right.

And so for that, I don't think it's going to come back.

I'm okay with that.

I think the lives were a moment in time.

Yeah.

And I was glad to have experienced it.

Yeah.

Even though Grease Live was utter perfection, Julianne Huff should be so proud of herself.

So should Vanessa Ann Hudson's her dad died the night before and she still did it.

Yeah.

So

those lives were really made for Vanessa Hudgens and no one else.

No, there's a few people who would like, it was really

live.

Vanessa Hudgins, Kiki Palmer, and in a lot of ways like Ariana Ariana Grande, like getting to act and also like

was perfect for her as well.

Yeah.

She played Penny Pingleton.

That was good.

That was good.

I don't know.

I was so excited for Hairspray Live and then like Zach forgot to record it.

So we missed the first half.

And like, I was, and by the second half, they were all out of breath.

And like, it was so bad that they actually never put it on a streaming service.

So, like, I never got to watch it.

I literally had Hairspray Live, like, written in my planner.

I was so excited.

It was like early days of Zach and I dating and like, he didn't record.

And I was like, oh my God, this isn't going to work out.

Red flag.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's horrible.

When somebody doesn't doesn't record something for you, it's like, you want, you're so angry.

Like, there's, you can't go back.

Like, there's nothing you could do about it.

No, no, no.

Especially when it's like a one-night only

special.

Yeah.

One night only.

One night only.

Oh, they should do a Dream Girls Live.

Or just a Dream Girls movie that's filmed properly.

I could use another one.

Yeah.

So good.

But anyways, the couple is joined by a star-studded group of friends.

Wait, what are we talking about?

Vanessa.

Oh, so Vanessa.

and zach efron zach efron's 33 we get to say it again zach and vanessa zach efron's 33.

troy bolton how old was he when you think he played troy bolton like he was at high school uh

sophomore and junior so like 15 15 16.

he's been famous for half his life that's a lot of time yeah i mean he's been through a lot yeah he almost died on his off-the-grid thing no but also like personally you know yeah i mean i feel like

Ever since him and Vanessa broke up, he just hasn't been able to find a love like that.

I know.

You guys, go watch high school musical.

You'll never be the same.

It's true.

I thought Jackie was being dramatic.

Go watch high school musical as a 30-year-old.

You'll never be the same.

No, it's really good.

It's so good.

The third one is arguably the best.

You can make the argument about any of them, really, because two,

there's a lot of controversy surrounding two.

There's a lot of like political likeness

in that movie.

No, here's why I think three is the best.

Because two is not the best.

While it was like an interesting take, they weren't in the school.

And like, you got to be in high school for high school musical.

And I liked the country club stuff, but it wasn't, it's a good

excellent sequel.

Yeah, but I think the third is better than the first because the third had everything the first really needed.

It had, it was, the third was released in theaters, so it was like a really big Hollywood budget.

They were a little older, so they kissed.

Where it's like the first movie, they didn't even kiss.

Yeah, well, I mean, they were sophomores, like inappropriate.

No, I was doing way worse when I was a sophomore.

No, I'm kidding.

Okay, before, are we done with the story?

Yeah, I mean, they were with a star-selling group of friends at a party in Byron Bay, as seen in photos in the Daily Mail, which also reported that guests included Chris and Liam Hemsworth's dad.

Oh, Craig.

Oh.

That's weird.

A tennis pro, a radio host.

Oh, Kyle Sandalans, who I think he hosts with Kyle and Jackie O.

Oh, my God, you're our chemist.

So my.

No, we support, we're Jackie O's who support us.

No, for sure.

But like, sometimes, like, if she's going through something, like, you'll get like the end of her press.

And I'm sure she gets gets

mine.

Yeah, honestly, we owe her an apology.

And every once in a while, I'll get like people commenting, you're not the real Jackie O.

Oh my god.

Yeah, I wonder if she's heard of me.

Probably, probably not.

I'm going to venture and say, yeah, the girl who's disgracing her name, like taking a dub on her Google SEO search.

I think that it's definitely possible that she knows who you are.

I'm sorry.

Wait, so Chris and Liam Hemsworth's dad, Craig, was at the party.

Yeah.

But Chris and Liam were nowhere to be found.

No, yeah, no, they didn't say.

Interesting.

Real Houses of Potomac was so boring last night.

And you know what?

She said it.

I feel like now enough episodes have passed where I can make a royal decree about this season.

Like, not only do I feel like it's such a boring season, but I feel like it's not for lack of...

substance like there were there was a major event that just happened and I still feel like even the episode with the major event was a little boring like I just feel like something about the editing and some of the other women like is so boring and I I hate that it has come to this I really do Yeah, I totally agree.

I made my decision, like, a week ago and two weeks ago, but then last week firmed up that I'm fully team Monique.

And then this week, like, solidified.

And it's so nice when you make your decision and then like everything else that you wish

proves to you that you made the right decision and you're not like constantly trying to

figure it out.

I think this episode went to show that like Monique is integral to the entertainment factor

of the show.

And every like it just proves what we've been saying.

Like I think Giselle and Robin were like so excited for a reason to take down Monique and now and they've all like kind of you know encouraged Candace to take this legal route and like now Candace is saying she wants Monique in jail and they're like wait

right so let's talk about the crux was that she actually filed second degree assault charges towards Monique last night Monique on her Twitter because Monique wasn't even in the episode posted an email of the letter posted a screenshot of the email she got from Candice's attorneys and was really trying to insinuate that Monique was

felt like Candace was using this experience to get money from Monique.

And the email was like, if you do not respond, we'll file a class action lawsuit, which means like getting money.

And Monique really felt like this is, Candace was not really looking for justice or trying to get Monique to go to jail.

Like in the end, she wanted to get paid out by Monique, which honestly I never thought of, but kind of makes sense.

Yeah.

I, that is so crazy to me.

Like

when the fight first went down, we're like, oh my gosh, okay, this is crazy.

Like everyone, let's take a step back, reevaluate.

And now it's like, you're really going to court, like, over some hair pulling.

No, I'm not going to do it.

And her, like, waking up every morning, like, with trauma.

I can't.

No, and what Monique said, I think maybe she said it on Twitter.

It's like,

Monique feels it was not second degree assault because they were both fighting with each other.

And maybe if you slow it down, you could argue that, yes, Monique started it first, but they were hitting each other.

a candace through a glass so like technically they both have grounds to stand on legally right and also if this did go to court, I'm sure they had the footage and they replayed it and maybe they didn't have the TikTok that I saw, which is that Candace put her hands on Monique first.

Right.

And that's really what's so crazy about the whole thing is the women are talking as if like Monique was

so clearly in the wrong, but like when you she was flipping her hair, which isn't like a the right thing to do, but Candace was being annoying.

But Candace touched Monique's body first.

And that's what ashley was saying she was like you like ashley's an amazing friend i i love her the fact that candace can't even on the smallest level acknowledge her part in this like as if literally this just happened to her and fell in her lap ashley was like you were like antagonizing her and you were provoking her like can't you just at least own that like let's say we all agree monique is wrong but like you're not gonna own any part any of your part in this like to act like this whole thing just happened to her i just i find her insufferable i really do and i just feel like this whole saga is part of the reason why she's the like the worst housewife because to be be honest, in the beginning, it was so clearly like she was the victim.

And now I just, I can't stand her again.

I can't stand her.

And like for her to, for her, when they got into their fight, like Candice was, you know, she was dragging me, Monique, dragging me, gonna drag me.

And then so she they get into the fight and then she gets dragged.

And then her, now her approach is like crying, PTSD, victim, victim.

And it's like, either,

like talk the talk and walk the walk, but like to go from being like you're right so strong.

Drag me, Monique.

And then she gets her hair pulled and now she's like in court.

Yeah, crying with the.

But if you want to be strong before, be strong after.

Yeah, no, that's a very good point.

She's very inconsistent.

Yeah.

I just, I really can't stand her.

And you know what?

Like, I don't like the way Chris spoke to her and when he was like, shut up, shut up.

But like, I know what he was saying.

He's like, literally, you're in the right.

Like, you're digging your grave when you're one, you were digging Monique's.

Right.

And when she said the comment to Ashley about like not for long, it's like, oh, no.

Oh, that's what it was.

She's so nesty.

Right, now we're all reminded as to why you got your hair pulled in the first place no no when she said that and like ashley really was not coming from ashley was being like she wasn't being nasty she wasn't she was just having genuine conversation and not everyone is ever going to agree on stuff but but when you talk about it like civil human beings it's like a it's a lovely way to to have a conversation and she didn't come out you know angry or anything and cannot just like

like

totally dismissed her yeah when she had a valid concern and she raised it in a very normal calm way and ashley was like the only one who was just gonna mention the other side of things where it's like it's a table of everyone just like affirming what the other thinks.

And like, ultimately, that's not productive because there's two people in this situation and two sides that need to reconcile.

I also have a lot of respect for Karen.

I think she's in a much more difficult place than anyone else because Ashley, like, I think, you know, is happy to have a chance to get back at Candace for all of the things that she's done.

And, you know, Ashley like knows Candace, so she's less inclined to like believe her victim hood.

Yes, and Ashley and Monique have a good friendship and Monique had Ashley's back last season because we don't know if she had that footage in her house of Michael, but like she, I, I, it felt like she had Ashley's back.

So this is an easy choice for Ashley to have Monique's back.

For Karen, I think her two closest friends in the group are Monique and Candace, and she is in the middle.

And the fact that like some of the women won't let her be in the middle.

And they're forcing her to take a side.

Like I think that they are wrong in that situation.

And being in the middle, like Karen said, it's the absolute worst place to be.

But the fact that Candice thinks that because Karen's in the middle, she's prioritizing Monique's feelings is exactly why Candice can't see like the truth.

Also, really quickly about footage, did you see that video that went viral this week?

A Reddit user who was watching old episodes of Potomac realized

in the very background of like a major scene, I guess no one was paying attention at the time to what was going on in the background, but Michael is caught fondling.

I think it was a producer or like a passerbyer.

No, it looked like someone who was working on the show because I think he was wearing a headset.

Right.

Which just goes to prove pretty much everything that

has been going on the last few seasons.

It was just a crazy, if you're interested, like just search on Twitter or on Reddit for the video.

It's wild.

Yeah, it's really wild.

The only other thing I wanted to talk about from the episode was

can't, no, Wendy's party.

I found all the like Nigerian culture stuff to be so interesting.

I love people who go on TV and like are so proud of their culture and just like want to teach the world about like Ebo and what and like the headdresses.

I just loved it and I thought it was fabulous and it was actually a wonderful party.

Like

very well put together.

I think whoever did the decor did a good job.

The food looked delicious too.

The food looked delicious.

I agree.

I love learning about other people's cultures on television and I thought it was really beautiful to see.

She has such a, I mean, the stuff with her in-laws is crazy.

It's upsetting, but her like core family, she has such a beautiful family.

Oh, agreed.

And it seems as though she has a really wonderful marriage.

And it's, it's lovely to watch.

What's so crazy crazy about her in-law situation is like, it's not like, you know,

it's not like Wendy is some, you know, like vagrant.

Like, she's literally so accomplished.

She has four degrees.

She's an amazing mother.

She's a political analyst.

She's a professor.

And her husband's family doesn't like her.

Like, what's that like?

Yeah.

She's incredibly accomplished.

She's the type of woman you hope your son marries.

Right.

She's not like, you know.

I think that's what makes it.

So weird.

Extra sad for them too.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

I actually really watch, like, enjoy watching her home scenes because I think she's a really good husband and her kids are like very cute and very well behaved.

And just like seeing her husband get the kids' dress was just like, wow, that's nice.

Like, you don't really see that in Housewives.

Yeah.

I thought it was cute.

And all the kids wearing pink were super cute.

And also Robin Dixon getting to the party early before Wendy was so funny.

And Robin Dixon in the rotate dress that Sarah Jane and Lisa Renna also wore.

But as Andy pointed out on Watch What Happens Live, I believe that Robin's scene was filmed before that Beverly Hills scene.

So Robin is is the trendsetter here.

And I just want to say, I think that for every event, the women of Potomac should be given a color

because it looks wonderful.

It works.

They actually all looked amazing, and then they also looked amazing together.

And I think that some sort of structure like that, even also at the wine tasting before it went south, like everyone had like a wine tasting vibe and looked really good.

It was like browns.

But like the dinner at the lake house.

Just not it.

But it was also a confusing lake house.

I honestly, I give them

a pass for that.

Yeah.

The other thing I wanted to say.

Oh, Robin Dixon's hat company.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I just feel like we should leave it at that, you know?

Yeah.

She, like, in so many ways, she makes me sad, you know?

Well, they look comfortable.

And she made 10 grand.

And I hope that she does well.

Like, I really do.

Yeah.

I just feel like I want to get in there and like help her with her finances.

You know what I mean?

Not that I know anything about finances, but she's on TV.

Like she, like, yeah, how come?

No, here's the thing.

How come we didn't know she had a hat company before?

Right.

How come she like is making, literally making her own hats?

And I'm not, they do look really comfortable.

And I could see them being like really popular.

And she's never once promoted them.

I'd never heard of embellished before on the show.

But I've heard of LaVdom 30,000 times.

Like, that's how you brand yourself.

And I would bet you LaDom is selling way more units than the hats are because I literally never even heard of them.

And Andy I watched Heavens Live was like, can you send me a hat?

She was like, you want one?

Like, you should be sending everyone hats.

Like, every business actually could be something because, first of all, housewife businesses are very successful.

And, like, hats are a great thing.

No housewife is in the hat industry.

And the hats look like really nice hats.

And it's hard to find a nice hat.

I agree.

And if she was wearing the hats in every episode, every time they went somewhere, every time someone had a party, you know, you get the hat embroidered.

Like, she's doing so much.

She could be doing so much.

And it's wasting the opportunity.

Like, I think Kyle Richards might have sold more agency hats

than Robin and her hat company.

And it's a waste of an opportunity.

And I like the name embellished.

No, it was like all there, but just to hear about it for the first time, it's like in season five Robin has a hat company?

No, it seemed so weird, like and off.

Just she needs, she could be doing so much more.

Yeah.

So that's my critique.

Other than that, like I said, it was a boring episode, but I feel like we made it fun.

We did make it fun.

We need Monique back.

I love her so much.

Me too.

And this has just gotten like

so off track.

Yeah.

We have the Bachelorette tonight, right?

Monday?

Yes, it's the bachelorette.

Wow.

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