S3 Ep78: The One About Towels: Wednesday, April 29th, 2020

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

It is a nice enough Wednesday here in New York City.

How are you doing, Claudia?

What up, Toasters?

Happy hump day!

A favorite day here at the morning toast.

I'm not feeling really humpy yet.

Maybe it's just because I just changed my duvet cover and I have under boob sweat.

Maybe later in the day I'll start to feel like humping someone and I'll talk to Theo.

But for now, I don't know.

Hump days just aren't the same, you know, in quarantine.

No, they're definitely not the same for me now that i'm not spending them with theo it's so upsetting that's what i'm trying to say he's the king of hump day

he is and he just he wanted me to relate to you because he's like busy and and to all the toasters that you know i know that today is not the day we thought it was going to be um this is like our seventh hump day in a row not being together as a community And Theo just wanted everyone to know that he is here for us.

He's offering free guidance counselor sessions via telehealth.

So if anybody's looking for an appointment with Theo, you can contact his assistant directly and he's more than happy to help.

I heard he's also singing with some of his medical friends, a video of them singing Imagine is going around just to help inspire people.

As Theo's in-house PR rep, I can confirm that those rumors are 100% not true.

And Theo.

hasn't heard of this video.

He does not know anything about this video.

And this is actually the first we're hearing of it.

It's a narrative he wishes to be excluded from one he never asked to be a part of.

Very much so.

Thank you for your time.

Okay.

Wow.

I'm so glad that we cleared that up on Theo's behalf.

Yes.

I

have really nothing new to tell everyone, except for that I watched a whole other season of RuPaul's Drag Race and I'm not sure if anyone wants to hear about it.

But I have a lot of thoughts on season six because the first episode started and I thought it was a joke because these girls were just

unfortunately nothing of the sort.

And I thought it was like

a joke, but then it ended up not being.

Now I started season seven, which is Violet Tchotchki, Trixie Mattel, and like every girl on the first day I could be a winner.

So it's weird how the seasons like are either consisting of girls who are nothing of the sort or who are something of the sort.

Interesting.

Well, at least it's a fair playing field.

Yeah, it's really, just really enhanced my life in such a fabulous way.

And I'm so glad that I have this.

And I find myself, I know I keep saying this, but I'm really like being like, so rue, you know, when I talk, I'm just so theatrical and I keep saying like, yes, work, work.

So I'm just really turning into RuPaul.

Don't mind me.

Love that.

I'm turning into the Unibomber because I started watching last night Manhunt Unibomber because a lot of people suggested that after Waco, I might like it.

And while the show isn't done as well as Waco was done, and the way that it's formatted is kind of annoying, it's another story, another major story that I weirdly did not know about.

I've heard of the term Unabomber, but like I thought it was someone who had a bomb in his underwear.

Like, I had no clue what it actually was.

And I realized it's because all of these things happened, all of these things happened when I was alive, but like too young to be participating.

It was like in the 90s, so I was probably five.

Um, but then you know, I was too old to have learned about it in my textbooks.

So, this chapter of American history in like the 90s is just lost on me.

So, I have so much catching up to do.

And if anybody has any other suggestions of shows similar to Waco or Manhunt that I would like, please recommend them.

I'm just loving a historical mini-series.

That is my new favorite thing, like a limited series about something that's true and a well-done story, like Chernobyl.

You know, I made Snitch watch Chernobyl.

And if you haven't watched Chernobyl yet, you absolutely must.

So that's kind of the journey I'm going down.

I haven't finished Unibomber yet, but they got the guy and it's about to get good.

So pay off is coming today.

It really disrupted my TV schedule when I had to go back to Input 2 to watch cable, Verdun Pump Rolls.

And I wish I could say that it was worth it.

Like it wasn't even worth it.

No, it was so weird for me to be like really learning so much about American history and then be like, oh my God, a sur softball game.

Yeah, it was at best a week episode.

And just now that I'm choosing my content in terms of like, I have so much more time and I'm really investing in my content.

And now I'm finding things that are really like enhancing my life.

Just to go back to cable sometimes is, it's really like a challenge.

Yeah.

No, it was, it was challenging last night.

But I think Tuesday nights are always the hardest because we go back to cable for one show, whereas for the rest of the week, like we go back for Beverly Hills, Kardashians, Real House Sizes, New York, like it becomes more worth it.

So also last night's episode did have its moments.

So I'm excited to talk about it.

It wasn't all just like surf softball game nonsense.

No, no, no, no, it wasn't, but it was an hour for like four minutes of shit that I wanted to see.

Yeah, well, you know know, it was good for me because I needed to switch gears in my mind because I couldn't have fallen asleep after just like they just getting to the cabin because I was already like,

you know, just too much going on in my head.

And if you haven't watched Waco yet, make sure you watch it.

Everyone's watching Waco now.

It's all anyone's talking about.

I have to believe that it just got to Netflix and that's why we're all watching it.

And it's, it's just so good.

It's just, I actually think that you should watch it.

I'm so like in another place in my life.

Like maybe down the road, I could get to a headspace where I would watch it, but I'm just in this this drag place where i literally cannot watch anything else but it's the craziest story that you've never heard no i knew about it so what do you know what happens do you know what happens i do

okay well i don't want to spoil it because it's better when you watch it and you have no fucking clue what's going to happen because then you're so yes it is shook to the core um We have a lot to do today.

We have Deer Toasters, which is our advice segment.

If you ever want to write it in, you can always email us, deartoasters at gmail.com.

We're going to recap Vanderprump rules and then of course deliver the fast five stories.

So I think that it

might be time.

I think that it's time to jump right in because again, like this is three days in a row now where we have some real stories for you guys.

So without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

And that's true, Jackie, but I just, I have one thing to say and it's barely been bothering me and I would like to get it off my chest.

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Okay, first story.

Gigi Hadid and Zane Malik are having a baby.

Gigi Hadid is pregnant and the dad-to-be is her on-again, off-again, boyfriend, Zane Malik.

TMZ has learned.

This is a TMZ exclusive.

Family sources for the couple tell them that Gigi is 20 weeks along.

It's unclear if they know the sex of the baby yet, but both of their families are very excited.

The supermodel shared some celebratory photos with the former One Direction singer this past weekend, but they weren't baby-related, they were birthday pictures.

Her sister Bella was also in the pictures, and she said that she had the sweetest day celebrating her 25th birthday with her quarantine family.

So they're all in the queue together in Pennsylvania.

I think it's Yolanda's farm there.

It's a farm chum and vibe.

Like I'm so here for it and a pregnancy vibe.

And I'm fucking shook.

I mean, I'm shook because at first I was like, there's no way that this is true.

So I was thinking of, I was going to, you know, embark on a battle as to find the truth.

Like what's actually going on?

But then after being so widely reported, not as rumor, but as fact.

I think we pretty much confirmed that it is true.

So now that I know that, I am just like wrapping my mind around this whole thing.

I think it's so crazy.

Like, obviously it's wonderful.

A baby is always a blessing, but it's just so crazy.

It's so unexpected.

They're so on and off.

Gigi's at like the height of her modeling career.

Like, you wouldn't expect her just to get pregnant, but she did.

And it's, it's crazy.

I know.

I'm actually really excited for them because they are so on and off again, but I feel like this sort of thing makes them on forever.

And I ship these two.

Like, I think they're OTP and I'm excited for their future little family.

Oh, I don't know if I ship them OTP.

Like, I you don't think, you don't think that they're OTP that like no matter who the other one dates, they're always just going to come back to each other?

No, I never got that vibe.

Also, like, it's hard for me to report on these stories, like reading blinds, like thinking what I think about them.

But then also, you never know what the blinds are saying, but the blinds are that, you know, he's, you know, very toxic, has a lot of substance abuse problems.

Like, so I, and that he's very controlling.

So when I think of my brain and the blinds, I'm like, oh no, you know, maybe it's not so good.

But then like what I see on Instagram, it's all very sweet.

The Met Gala, like it's all nice and good.

So I don't know.

I really don't know what to think.

I think happy thoughts.

And also like maybe this will be the thing that makes them together forever.

Like we're not gonna go do other things with other people anymore.

Yeah.

This could be the glue that holds them together.

I don't know who I thought Gigi's OTP was because it definitely was not Joe Jonas.

Honestly, part of me really believed it was Cody Simpson because they just looked so much alike and they were going to become this Australian power couple.

But I don't know.

I never, I never gave thought as to who was was her one true pair but um i just never assumed i never just i i don't know i thought zane was like a phase for her

no he's her one true pair and it's just like bella and the weekend you know they they can't quit each other

yeah bella and the weekend don't give me as toxic a vibe

Yeah, but they don't give me as OTP a vibe.

Like, I just feel like Gigi and Zane are so like obsessed with each other, meant to be, obviously, they have obstacles and hurdles and whatever challenges that you're suggesting, but they're going to get through them together because that's what OTPs do.

I guess.

I don't know.

I'm not feeling like this honeymoon vibe that you're feeling.

I just, I'm sure.

They're just like,

yeah, I know.

This is really shocking and really crazy.

And obviously it's a rumor still because she hasn't confirmed it.

So it's kind of like Sophie Turner, where it's just like being reported as fact.

It's shocking to the core, except honestly, more shocking this time.

The two like marrying couples, whereas Joe and Gigi used to date and then it was like so toxic because she loved him for Zane and then like he was all butthurt on Instagram, like posting about it.

Like I'm kind of living that like these things are happening parallel to each other.

Yeah, me too.

And like, who knows, maybe they'll live in the same town and their kids will go to school together and then like date or be friends.

That would be so crazy.

I mean, it reminds me of Kylie a lot because I think a lot of people are thinking like Gigi Hadid like height of her career, biggest supermodel in the world.

Like getting pregnant is not really like a part of that plan.

But I think at some point, it's just like, you've made all the money.

You can, like, it's only so much money you can make.

And there's only so many campaigns you could do where it's like, you want to do something different.

And being a mother is definitely different.

For sure.

And I think Gigi is really family oriented.

Like, I think she's obsessed with her family.

I could see if like this is exactly what she wants.

And she is the biggest model of the world.

I don't think there's anything that she hasn't done or anything she's like trying to like.

I think it gives you that sort of perspective when you're on the top looking down and you're just like, what do I want out of life?

What makes me happy my family my man let's make a family with my man yeah no it's literally like the kylie syndrome yeah except kylie was 19

oh so much younger but kylie was also like a billionaire well not back then but you know what i mean like but it's not about money well it's it's definitely about money i think a lot of people plan their lives around like excuse me A lot of people plan like when they're going to start a family is based on like financials is like a huge part of that.

When you don't have to think about it, it's like, sure, whatever

yeah but i think kylie was another one who just really who like always dreamed of being a mom you know well that's what she said in that youtube video that she um like put together and all of her friends were like kylie's always wanted to be a mom as someone who's follow her like i never knew that but of course i don't know her personally yeah i just i think that it's true because i don't think i don't think anyone could make that up like it's you're already a mom like you don't need to justify it by saying you always wanted to be a mom you know can you hang tight for one second my feet are so cold i'm just gonna get a pair of socks right here 10 seconds you can sing forever forever.

No, I'll just get into the next story because it's a great segue.

It's a little more Bebe news centered around the Gigi.

Because Shaz of Sunset's Sunset Star Gulnessa gives birth to a Bebe boy.

Congratulations are in order.

The Shaz of Sunset Star gave birth to her first child, a son named Eliza Javad

Gar.

How do you pronounce her last name?

G.

G.

On Monday night, her rep confirmed to page six on Tuesday.

Elijah arrived at 8.50 p.m., weighing in at 6.5 pounds and measuring 19.5 inches.

Page six can exclusively reveal that her sister, Layla, was with her at the hospital.

Her rep said everyone is doing great and Glanessa is beyond excited to be a mom and start this new adventure.

So I caught up on Shaws last weekend.

And

so I think a lot of people, I was reading stuff from the toasters, people were very confused because she's not really like so, like the Shaw's people are interesting because people watch them on TV, but they don't really keep up with their lives, like, offline, um, unless there's like major drama.

So, a lot of people were confused because in most, the most recent episodes of Shaws, um, Gigi had miscarried and then she had had an ectopic pregnancy where they had to remove one of her fallopian tubes so she could never get pregnant naturally, um, ever again in her life.

And a lot of people didn't know she was pregnant.

I was seeing like some of my friends were who watched the show and love the show, they're like, wait, she's pregnant, um, because she did go through IVF, which it's now my understanding.

I'm learning so much that it bypasses the fallopian tube, so you can get IVF if you don't have fallopian fallopian tube.

So I'm so happy for her.

Like this journey was so sad.

Like I knew that she was pregnant starting this season and I knew that she was going to document the journey.

So when she got pregnant this season, I just assumed it was a pregnancy I was seeing on Instagram, but I didn't know that she experienced a miscarriage.

And like it was just so sad.

And I, I've had my fair share of problems with Loch Nessa over the years in terms of the show.

But to me, like her now wanting to get pregnant and just like, growing up so much, like not really involving herself a little bit with the MJ stuff, but I don't know.

I just, I really really am seeing, and every year, um, different housewives, different reality stars are like renewed versions of themselves.

And they're, it's a lie, but I actually feel like Loch Nessa is no more, hopefully.

Yeah, I would agree with all of that.

She's really grown up.

I'm so happy for her.

This is something that she's wanted for a long time.

And she manifested and it's here.

And the Bebe, he's here and he's beautiful.

Yeah, and she just like wanted a baby and like went out and did everything she could to get one.

Like I just think that's so impressive.

And to die, that's what I love about the Shahs.

Like they really open up and bleed out for the show like not because they're thirsty but because they genuinely like want to share their culture their experience their fertility struggles with the audience and i just think that like that show is stellar and i'm all caught up and i'm so conflicted like i

there's a little bit more to what mj did but it's not even close to deserving of the response that it got from everyone but particularly from reza and reza like before three episodes ago, I was about to be completely finished with him.

Like he was so not self-aware, acting a fool, but he he came back down to earth and he was really just trying to defend his husband.

And like, I respect that, even though his husband is the worst character on the show, they need to retweet, retweet,

retweet.

They are not good for each other.

They are not good for each other.

And this whole thing is Adam's fault.

And then Adam like runs away and he's not even a main character.

It's just, and Reza's like acting a mess just because he's defending his husband, which you and I would both do.

Like, I totally respect that.

But he made, it's just awful.

Like, and, and I'm a little over destinied.

Like, my, things are really changing, but the only thing not changing is that Nima absolutely has to go.

But he did one good thing, he he's like a content strategist.

I don't know what he does, but one of his clients for his fake business was Boots and Brews, a country music festival in LA.

And he made all the crew like dress up.

And they're like these Persian, like 40-year-olds dressed up as cowgirls going to a festival, like eating mac and cheese and ribs.

Like it was so funny.

Like them in that setting was pure reality TV gold.

And Reza brought, I mean, Nima brought them there so for that

I'll allow it but like him talking about his struggles with his mom and the letter like I don't care and I know that's so rude but like I don't know you I barely know you I don't want to know about this letter your mom wrote you when she split you and your sister up like the parent trap it's it's so hard to care about like new reality stars like it's just this this interesting formula of like enough time, but not too much time because I do want to know some stuff about you in order to give two shits about you.

But like just be Garcelle or go home.

Yeah, or be Liam McSweeney.

Like, I know nothing about Leah McSweeney, but like when she goes deep, like, I'm kind of into it.

Same with Garcelle talking about like her husband.

Like, that's interesting.

Your mom dropping you off at a nunnery, Leah McSweeney.

That's interesting.

So I randomly that you brought her up.

I was reading yesterday about the article that she wrote for about the Women's March.

First, I read like a post article about like recapping the article.

And then I was like, let me read her actual work.

Like I had no clue that she's a writer.

It's so crazy.

You should read it.

No.

Like, that is so impressive of her.

And it's crazy that she was cast for Real Houses of New York.

And Andy didn't know that.

That's like probably number first thing on her resume.

Right.

Like a list of accomplishments.

Yeah.

Crazy stuff.

Also, you just talking about like Boots and Barnes Festival

like literally gives me a pin in my stomach because that's all I want to be doing.

Like I am just, I'm broken.

And my time hop this week is last year's stagecoach.

Two years before that, our family trip to turks and caicos like every time i log on to time hop i want to throw my feet three years three years before that stagecoach so it's just like

never ending oh my god it's

i miss it's so upsetting i miss fun so much today i'm wearing my surf watch sweatshirt just like an honorary fun memento of the times that we had at the surf

i remember when you overpaid for that sweatshirt but it was so worth it Well, no, so this is, I overpaid for two surflas sweatshirts.

This one was worth it because it's actually cool.

The other one that I got is hideous, except that until I pulled this one out from the back of my closet, it was the only zip up that I had.

We need to make a zip up because sometimes you don't want to put something over your head.

I agree.

Next drop.

Okay.

Next drop, we're making a zip up.

Like, I don't always want to put something over my face, over my foch.

And I was wearing like a sport, like in the queue, I'm experimenting with different styles.

So I was wearing a sports bra and this oversized sweater.

Like I thought I was Ariana Grande in the queue.

And I just feel like that's an aesthetic that we should elaborate on.

And it's hard for me because, like, when I drink, when I'm like just sitting on the couch drinking my first leaf wine, I really fluctuate temperature-wise.

And to have to take a sweatshirt hoodie on and off, and on and off, it's a lot.

A zip-up.

Oh, let me take it off.

Maybe drag it down on my shoulders.

Oh, that's so already.

Hold on, hold on.

This isn't a real sports bra.

Like, if I go any further, like, you'll be that's what we need

to see my sports.

Yeah, I'm wearing the same bra, Jackie.

Soma?

No, this is um Calvin Klein, but it's legit made of nothing.

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Okay, next story.

I'm like, so here for it.

I just, I don't know if you've seen it yet, but I'm just here for it because Nick Vile is slamming Madison Pruitt over like how she's behaving on social media, calling her a liar.

Now, I guess he like went on a bit of a rant and I read this article and I'm just like here for someone speaking the truth.

Not that I think Madison is liar or not a liar, but someone just like knowing something and saying what's what they know, you know?

So here's what, um, here's what Nick Vile said: he was discussing Madison Pruitt's recent claims that Peter Weber wanted to rekindle their relationship days before sparking romance rumors with Kelly Flanagan.

Nick shared that she, that Madison has a reputation of being, quote, a liar.

He also alleged that fan theories calling out Madison for running her own fan account, which fans believe she used to depict herself in a positive light, are true.

We all remember that when her account was commenting.

Okay.

So he said, we also, he said, quote, this is next words.

We also know Madison to be a bit of a liar.

People want to forget, I know Madison wants to forget it, but her Instagram, it's a fact she did that.

And listen, it is silly and trivial.

And there's a logical explanation for it that, you know, she wanted people to like her.

It's a totally relatable thing.

He said,

I'm more critical of that.

And I know Madison thinks I don't like her.

And I know people think I've been hard on Madison.

I think she's just fine.

I've even defended Madison.

But if you're going to be righteous and you're going to be pious and you're going to be like, talk about your relationship with God and how you want to be an example to young women, blah, blah, blah, I hold you to a high standard.

So don't be a liar.

Don't be vain.

I'm vain.

I can be vain.

Don't have your family use Bruce Pearl's house for your hometown and sell it as your own home when it's not your home.

Before wrapping up, he added.

Yep.

Before wrapping up, he added, I don't like that.

If you're going to be super pious, I've talked to producers and they like Madison, but they also think she can be a little manipulative and a little bit of a liar.

Oh my God, the tea?

I just burnt my lip.

It's so hot.

Wait, he also waited on that TikTok video, which fueled feud rumors between her and Kelly this month when she posted that, you know, the makeup thing.

And then they were like, where's Peter?

Where is Kelly?

Right.

And Nick said, every bachelor goes through it where, like, especially the bottom three women on your season love to like, they're starving for attention.

He says, like, more than we do, by the way.

You know, like, all these girls that popped up on Madison's Snapchat or TikTok, whatever the fuck she was doing to get headlines like, Peter's women throw shade to Peter.

Like it gets annoying, right?

They have literally no connection to him whatsoever.

So true.

I mean, I think that Nick Vile has really cemented himself as a...

truth teller and a moral compass of the bachelor nation community.

So I have absolutely no choice but to believe everything he just said.

And I agree.

I mean, Madison has been pissing me off like since the day she left.

And I defended her.

Like I thought Barb was an asshole.

And I still do, but like, I just thought Madison handed herself with grace.

And she really was just like pious, innocent, like really nice.

But then just like something about the TikToks and now knowing that her house was fake, like, I can't.

And I shut.

Oh, and I went.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Nick Violet just like,

he holds up a mirror to Bachelor Nation.

He's, and cause, and it's because he's not like.

He doesn't pretend to be something that he's not.

He's, he's like been in everyone's shoes and he sees what they're doing.

And I really appreciate someone just telling us, okay, like Madison is like, she's probably a nice girl, but like she's not as perfect.

No one is that perfect, you know?

Right.

And there's been so much mystery around this whole situation.

Like everyone's speaking in such like weird, spooky ways.

Like there's so much you don't know.

We know more happened.

Like, and so we're just supposed to.

I just hate that shit.

And we're just supposed to assume there's so much more that we don't know, but no one will tell us, but they'll just tell us that there's more that we don't know.

It's so frustrating.

So.

it really has been a confusing time for like Peter stands and Maddie stands because someone's fucking lying.

And I think that unfortunately, and I don't even like Peter, like I hate to even defend him because he was the worst bachelor in history, but I do think that Maddie is a little snakey vibes.

Yeah, I don't like like Peter.

I didn't enjoy his season, but I feel like at this point, lay off of him.

Like he's just trying to enjoy his life.

And by the way, if he is with Kelly now and she's everything of the sort, like he figured his shit out, he made it right with her.

And he's okay in my book.

Great.

Speaking of all this,

speaking of all this, if you want more bachelor tea, head over to the snatcher.

She just dropped a new episode all about listen to your heart slash your snatch.

It really honestly is so important to listen to your snatch sometimes, though.

And that's what I kind of have learned about my body during the process of this quarantine.

It's like, not only is it so important to listen to your body and every influencer I know taught me that, but it is more important than anything to listen to your snatch.

1000%.

So did you wind up listening to your body yesterday and taking a nap?

No.

Oh, I meant to mention that in the beginning, but I I forgot.

So I know everyone's been like waiting with bated breath.

I woke up early yesterday.

Yeah, your sleep schedule has just been, we're losing sleep over it.

Yeah.

And I know everyone wants to know, like, did it work?

I, were you up all night?

No, I've been going to, I've been going to bed at like one and laying there till three.

Me and Ben went to bed at one and I passed the fuck out.

And today, again, I woke up.

I'm, I'm, I'm waking up an hour and a half before the show.

I just think it's like what I need to like lay around before the show and to reset my body to get in this good groove.

And I was so tired yesterday.

Like literally, I got up to make dinner.

My my legs were trembling maybe that's because i haven't gotten out of bed in like two weeks but i literally was like ben give me water i was being so dramatic in the kitchen i'm like ben i feel good i think i'm gonna fake it he's like so done with me by the way he is

yeah well i got new sheets from brooklinen shout out i paid for them but they're really really good i didn't realize how like gray my white sheets were until I got new white ones and I put them on.

That's why it's like a little fucked up over there.

But I asked him to help me with the duvet cover and he was like, I have an 11 o'clock meeting.

I'm like, so do I.

I have the toast.

And I'm like, just if we do it together, we can do it in four minutes, but like, I'll be doing it here for 15 minutes alone.

So like the first second, I'm like, grab this corner.

And he just like is not listening.

He's like, grabbing some random corner.

I'm like, this one.

This one.

And I lost it.

And now we haven't spoken.

I put the duvet cover on the bed two days ago.

And it's just like after doing everything that I've now learned to do in the queue.

The duvet cover was a walk in the park.

I'm dealing with clean stuff.

Like it's like comfortable.

It just gives you a perspective, you know?

But you know what?

My new cross to bear is in the cleaning realm.

And like, this might sound gross, but apparently it's like a thing.

My towels like don't smell good when they come out of the laundry anymore.

They smell, and I was Pelotoning yesterday.

I have like a stack of little washcloth towels for my face and they smell like gym clothes, even though they're fresh.

And I looked it up and it's called Smelly Towel Syndrome as one as one cleaning blogger closet.

And basically like, the towels, like because they're so absorbent, they soak up all of the like fabric softener and detergent and then they don't rinse out so i need to get like white wine vinegar and baking soda to um relieve all my towels so that's my chore today so i had a similar problem but it wasn't with my towels it was just like anytime i would wash something i would open the washer door and like it was just smelly vibes and i used to have that problem Yeah, it's just that your washing machine is smelly.

Like you need to clean your washing machine.

So you have to run an empty cycle with white wine vinegar, which worked instantly.

Now I'm having that problem with my dishwasher.

I open up the dishwasher.

It fucking smells.

Why are all the appliances so problematic?

Well, it makes sense.

They're wet and then dry and then wet and then moist and it's wet like it's food in the dishwasher.

It's disgusting.

You know, the, I, well, I've had that issue with my laundry machine.

I always suspect it's a smelling machine.

I just like, I don't trust it.

But my clothes don't smell.

Just my towels smell like gym clothes.

So

it's, I'm going to experiment with this.

I'm excited.

That it's only your towels.

Well, no, it makes sense as this.

I actually have the page up here.

The bloggers, it's one good thing by Jilly.

She said, it's because the towels, like the way they absorb so much.

So they, and, and I've been using too much fabric softener on my towels.

You're not supposed to use any fabric softener because I was using it because I just was like, ooh, I'll have soft towels.

But no,

don't use it.

don't use any fabric softener because pretty much like the towels absorb all that they don't get rid of it and now it's holding on and eventually like cleaning products like soap turns to dirt when not washed out so i'm just having like fabric softener you can use it on everything else but just not on your towels oh man i literally did all my towels yesterday and i put in so much fabric softener

well eventually you'll just have to do a load of white wine vinegar with your towels and then a load of baking soda on hot if it's bad and i'll let you guys know

i also need new towels does anyone else treat their towels like like my towels are literally disposable like i throw them in the wash and they change colors because i don't care and then i get my makeup all over them and then in like a year i just get rid of it and i get new ones yeah i was like thinking when i was reading this article i was like why don't people just get new towels when they start to smell like gym clothes but i realize now it's like every single one of my towels like i would be toweless

well also some people really invest in their towels like they get plush huge like no mine are like camp level piece of shit towels because i literally just it's a cycle like i just dispose of them they're from target yeah also i do have some like plush towels that are monogram that i got as wedding gifts but i don't use them like no of course not those are decorative makeup on them no i they're for my like real adult house you know, oh, yeah, in my life.

I have so much shit that is like for my married house.

And like, technically, I've been married for three years and I live in this house for three years.

Don't care.

I will not use like my KitchenAid, like, um, food processor, like the bread maker thing.

Like that is for my house in the suburbs if I ever go.

Yeah, like those towels are for bath, like when I have a house with bathrooms that I don't use.

So that way I'm not like, but in my master bathroom, I will never be using like plush ass, like monogram towels.

No, like what I do to my towels is absolutely disgusting.

Like you don't even want to know the places they go, the things that they see and like the things that get swiped on them.

So I can't, I don't understand people who have like fancy like cashmere towels.

Yeah, that they use like on the regular.

Like in their baggage.

In their legs.

Oh man.

I'm just kidding.

I've actually like never done that move.

Like

I think like men do that.

Yeah.

To get the gooch.

It's my understanding.

Yeah.

Ben likes to make sense not not to be like so gross, but when Ben gets out of the shower, he like always gets out of the shower.

I'm laying in bed, he just like looks at me like I'm supposed to do something.

And then I watch him dry off, and he like literally takes a towel and like shoves it like in between his junk.

Like, he's like,

and that's how he gets it dry.

So he doesn't do the like the little air dry

thing.

Understood.

Well, that's nice.

Okay.

Next story.

Are you ready?

Are you ready, kids?

Okay.

Kendall Jenner is quarantine road tripping with NBA's Devin Booker.

Kendall Jenner has a special quarantine pal, NBA superstar Devin Booker, and they just social distanced in the back of his Maybach together for a quick road trip to Sedona.

TMZ Sports has footage of the two of them during a quick bathroom break at a rest stop near the Arizona city, and it's not like they were trying to keep a low profile.

Okay, so like, one, this sounds...

like a dream just going on a quarantine road trip to Sedona, which I thought was wine country, but I guess it's Arizona.

I thought it was wine country, like in Canada.

I think Sonoma, Sonoma.

It could be wine country, but just in Arizona.

Maybe.

I don't know.

I thought she was whatever.

I thought so too, but I guess not.

And you know what?

Now that I think about it,

that was so, like, I can't remember the last time I heard something about them.

Like, girls got to live.

Yeah, no, totally.

I mean, Kendall really has like terrible taste in men, except for Harry Styles.

But like some of the guys she dates, I just like don't, I don't get it.

Yeah.

Witnesses said that they looked like a couple during the stop, but sources close to Devin and Kendall insist they're just friends.

One source puts it this way: quote, Kendall and friends have a small social circle amongst the group who have been following the same social distancing and physical distancing guidelines.

Devin is a friend and is part of that small group.

They took a road trip through some much needed air.

No, but like, this is like controversial, like, because

like, it's not really a necessary errand to like drive to Phoenix.

So it's like, first people are reading this story like, oh, look, new boyfriend.

And then it's like, wait, we're in the middle of pandemic.

Where are you going?

No, I don't.

Like, I'm sorry.

I can't judge.

If I had a car and an interesting place to go and I could get there, like, knowing that I could handle myself and just drive,

I would be there in a flash.

Totally.

I wish I had a car.

I mean, I don't like people are doing drive-up graduations, drive-up birthday parties.

I think getting in a car and going somewhere is completely fine.

Yeah, I agree.

I think the car is safe.

I think the car is safe too.

Also, he's one of the top players in the NBA.

He's currently in the middle of a five-year $158 million contract with the Suns.

So love that for her.

Oh, even though TMZ is.

Oh, even though TMZ is saying, like, yes, Kendall does have her circle of friends and they're, you know, circly.

I've never heard of this guy in the group before.

Like, he's no Fae.

No, and also, like, I have a husband who knows everything about the NBA and I just know players because I've heard their name, but I have never heard of this guy.

I don't know what he looks like, like, but if you got a hundred million dollar contract, like they don't just give those out in the NBA, like he's obviously legit.

What's his name?

Devin Booker.

He sounds cute.

I literally have no idea, like, what he looks like.

I'm trying to picture.

Um, well, the pictures of them uh out and about are

like not great quality, but I'm really here for this.

Like, I just, I'm, I'm glad she's finding love in the queue.

Somebody

so hot.

Okay, now I'm gonna look him up.

Oh my god, but he's so cute.

Wait, I'm dead i take back what i said about him

look at his smile he has perfect teeth you think those are veneers

no

oh those are oh he's a major cutie

wow 180

158 158 mil wait so speaking of

Speaking of millions, Kylie has been in her new house, like TikToking around the house with stash, just like you said she would.

Yes.

And it's like,

I'm so happy.

It's like she's putting out content because she wants us to know that she's in the new house because she's taking pictures and videos in the most recognizable parts of the house from the pictures that went around on our instagram and on tmz like her and and it looks like it's the furniture from the pictures yeah no and i feel like maybe she's not totally moved in like she might even just be going back and forth and stuff but what a fun time to get a new swanky pad And she looks so sickening.

That Slimotion video that she put on her Instagram trying to sell Kylie Skinned sunscreen.

Like I was fucking hooked.

Like I I literally have that sunscreen and I wanted to buy it again.

Her blonde hair is so beautiful.

Like, she is living the life and she's just like walking around creating TikToks.

I just, I live for a culturally relevant Kylie Queen.

I know.

It's, it's so good.

It's so good.

Um, speaking of Kylie, though, an interesting factoid, because we know that Stormy loves trolls, do you know that they released trolls like at home and it made more money in like the first few weeks than it did in five months in theaters, like the first one.

So now

that makes trolls work.

Parents just need their kids to like shut the fuck up and they like put on trolls and the kids are quiet for two hours.

Honestly,

it was very kind of the studio not to postpone because there are parents, I bet, who needed trolls to come out.

No, even in the background of Kylie's TikToks, like trolls world tour is up on the queue in her TV.

That's so cute.

Like, what was the equivalent for us of like a franchise cartoon that we like died for shrek

oh maybe but we were it would be younger than honestly it was like barney yeah barney was the shit

wait so here's the stat the troll sequel made more money in three weeks of digital release than the original did in five months in theaters

wow which led nbc

Not in my newsletter, but it led NBC Universal CEO Jeff Schell to say the direct release option could be a new business model for big budget films, even once the pandemic is over.

That in turn caused AMC, the movie theater chain, to say that it won't play any universal films in its theaters.

So now there's like beef.

But you know what?

I do see that definitely opening up as like a revenue stream.

Maybe not for every film.

Like, I don't think people want to watch scary movies at home, but I think there's probably a really interesting

like business opportunity for kids' movies.

Like parents can't always get out and take their kids to the movies and kids are just so fucking annoying and they like always need stuff to do.

So I actually think it could be great.

Yeah, I think that's really interesting.

And I'm happy for the kids and I'm happy for the parents.

And this is actually a great segue into our fifth and final story.

That's Little Movie Biz News.

It's a little movie.

Biz News.

Biz News.

Yes.

Are you ready for it?

You don't have anything that you want to say?

No.

Okay.

Oscars will consider films that didn't play in theaters as part of new Academy rules.

So the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has tweaked its Oscar eligibility rules in the wake of the coronavirus pandemic.

During a meeting on Tuesday, the Board of Governors approved a temporary hold on the requirement that a film needs a seven-day theatrical run in commercial, in a commercial theater in Los Angeles County to qualify for the Oscars.

What a lame rule to begin with.

Gil, that's why the Irishman was like in theaters before it was on Netflix because they just wanted to get an opportunity.

This seems like it needed to go anyway.

Instead, films will be allowed to be released digitally without playing in theaters.

However, that doesn't mean any movie premiering on a streaming service is eligible for Oscar Gold.

To be considered, the streamed film must have already had a planned theatrical release.

The film must also be made available on the Academy screening room member-only streaming site within 60 days of the film's streaming or BOD release.

They're still so backwards.

Like you still have to plan, like

get with the times.

Yeah, no, this rule is obviously still in place, but for coronavirus, it can't be.

So you need to have had something planned in theaters in order to be eligible.

But there's no talk about moving forward if this rule is going to be eradicated because it's such an antiquated rule.

Yeah, seriously.

And they're still trying to like make this rule happen.

And it's like, it's 2020.

You know, because technically like To All the Boys I Love Before is not nominated, not being able to be nominated for an Oscar.

It's not eligible.

And I just think that's fucked up.

Yeah.

Oh, is that true?

Like, are you,

it just is a good movie.

It's a good movie.

It wasn't released in theaters.

And it should be honestly some of the shit they nominate for Oscars.

To all the boys I love before is a a perfect movie.

I would agree with that.

Oh, by the way, in answer to your question, the studio revealed that Trolls World Tour took in $100 million in premium VOD rentals in its first three weeks of play in North America.

That's crazy.

Crazy.

Now I want to watch it.

I actually did see Trolls 1, so I might as well see like the good one.

Yeah, no, kids' movies that like kids love.

Pixar is such like a brilliant company because they are really also made for adults.

Like me and Ben actually recently re-watched Shrek.

When I was like a young child, I loved it, but it's actually, there's two shows going on.

There's like the show for kids and then there's like the double entendres that are actually for adults.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll check it out.

It's great.

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Let's.

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So it was finally the four-week lead up came to a head with Stasi's engagement.

And I was so grateful that they got engaged in the first 20 minutes and they didn't wait till the end.

Like I was about to really get annoyed when I thought that they were going to do that.

It was so sweet.

Yeah, it was really cute.

Like Stasi really didn't know.

And she was like, shut the fuck up.

That was really cute.

And Bo was so cute.

And it was really well planned.

And I like when there's more than just like, there's thought that goes into it, like the mausoleum, which is so saucy.

Like, I don't understand it, but it's so saucy.

And it was very, very sweet.

Yeah.

And the party was really nice.

And there was also like, it was all the OGs like getting together for like a real occasion.

And that's just like what I love to see.

Lisa's house looked so pretty.

My favorite part was when like Sassy was like so happy.

She just saw her family and Lisa was like, I have a white dress for you.

Like if you want to wear it.

And Sassy was like, I feel great, you know?

Yeah.

Sassy was like how everyone should be.

Like she just didn't care about anything.

She didn't even really care about the Carter stuff.

She was just so elated and so happy.

And it really was like lovely to see because we have been like on the journey for eight eight seasons of like all the boyfriends, Jacks, like it's really been quite tumultuous.

And just to see it kind of come full circle was really nice.

Yeah, it was really nice.

I mean, they did sort of make the day about like Kristen and Carter drama, but I think that was just the show doing that.

I'm sure for them, it was like 0.5 seconds of their day.

But all the drama like really is so crazy.

I really am feeling for Kristen.

And

I understand it's totally sassy's day and whatever she wants, like she should have.

but it must be just really sad to be in Kristen's shoes right now and just like the people that you've been through there for, like, through all the hardships of like the last 15 years of being single and figuring life out.

It's like now you're all like hitting your stride and you can't even be there to celebrate.

I don't know.

I just like, what can she even do at this point to make it better?

But then also, but then also she's like depressed, so she's calling her man to come and get her dogs.

And it's like, if you really want to like, you need to choose now, your friends or Carter, which person, which people are your your future?

And like, the fact that she keeps like, it's about Carter and she keeps going back to Carter.

She's not helping herself.

I know, but I don't really agree with the

position she's being put in.

Like, she can want to be friends with her friends of 15 years and still be like a like silly with Carter.

Like, she's making the wrong choice for sure with Carter, but like, I don't know why it has to be one or the other.

And it was really sad.

Like, honestly, Sheena being at Stasi's engagement was like so random.

Like, they're really not friends.

Sheena's part of this like new generation of surf staff.

She was at the softball game.

So like just seeing her there was really kind of like a gut punch.

And then like even Lala, who I believe had fine intentions calling Kristen.

Like I'm sure Kristen didn't want to hear from this girl who's been around for three years and just like is rolling in as the girl who knew that Stasi was getting engaged and Kristen's friend is Sassy's friend of 15 years and had no idea and found out on Instagram.

Like I understood why she was kind of being a bitch to Lala.

Yeah, no, but I don't think that's fair because Lala is very much like

in their group of friends.

It would be like if Brittany called Kristen.

Britney's been around for the same amount of time, but like they're all on the same page now of friendship.

And as far as Sheena goes, yeah, her and Sassy

are not close, but they have been like on, they started this show together, they've given it their all.

I think they have mutual respect for one another, and Sheena deserved to be there, even though she is like joining the younger generation.

She's still part of the OG

cast.

And I think it was very nice that she was included because you know what that means to her.

And she's done nothing but like try and be cool with everyone.

So I did think that that was, that was sweet.

Me too.

I, I, I, I, I feel for Sheena, like, especially with last week's episode, like, I don't know what her motive is in any of this.

Like, I don't know what she wants to get out of the show, but part of me like sees like these weirdly earnest moments with her.

And like, I, I feel, I feel for her.

Yeah.

I me too, but I just thought the episode last night, at least for the OGs, was really sweet.

Uh, as far as the softball game goes, I was so glad that Sir beat Tom Tom.

Like, I was totally teamster.

I didn't even realize like just Tom.

And then, even the other time when he's with the first Tom, they just are annoying.

Like, I'm just annoyed.

And honestly, Max,

individually, I don't like live for every single girl, but like having like Dana, Sheena, Charlie, like all them together, Raquel, like, I was on their side.

I was like, yes, get your pink socks and win.

100%.

Like, I really like Raquel.

Charlie is like funny and she has done nothing to upset me.

Even Danica is growing on me.

You do.

And I love Dana and

that's my team now.

So I guess it's good.

It's, it's making me feel like loyal towards the new people as opposed to the old people.

Yes.

I was like trying to explain to Ben like what was happening because he like didn't understand the show.

He like has seen episodes, but now it's like a totally different show.

And I'm like, these are the new people.

I'm like, I didn't really like them, but like now I kind of like them.

Like I really do.

I think Dana.

really was a great cast because she made me like give the new kids um a shot to begin with because she was the only one who was tolerable at first.

Totally.

And also,

oh, when all of the new kids were talking about how Stasi got engaged, it's like literally how the freshmen like talk about the seniors like, oh my God, they're going to prom.

Like it was, it's like, and anytime I feel, I feel like anytime something good happens for the, um, for the seniors, the freshmen get like so excited because they're like, oh, by senior year, like that will happen for us too.

Yeah, that could be us.

Yeah, like even with the wine, they were talking about how the wine was so good.

I'm sure it's just like, it makes them excited to be on the show and, and all the possibilities that could happen for them if they stay the course.

So it was like a boring episode, but not a bad episode.

Like some of the episodes recently have just felt so staged and overproduced and just like not pump rules vibe at all.

This one was good.

Like Katie was being funny at the softball game.

That's exactly how I would have acted.

I really am like happy about James because I know, once again, like so many reality stars every season, like it's a new mate.

But now we're a year out and we know that he's like almost a year sober.

And I'm just really happy for him.

And I feel like Katie, not where we're at in the show right now, but like a few months later, I remember her like posting about him on her Instagram, like saying she was proud of him.

Like, things do get better for everyone in James, and that much I'm looking forward to.

Yeah, I agree with that.

I'm very much looking forward to that.

Also, this episode made me crave so many things about

real life, like those salads at Villarosa.

Like, all I want is a fresh salad.

All I want.

Oh, my God.

I'm like, my mouth is watering, but now I'm going to cook a girl.

A little capress.

Oh, my God.

Lala's nails were sickening.

Um,

oh my god, she's just

and everyone just like who was at.

I think what was nice about like the Villa Rosa thing, it was like everyone, it wasn't a

obviously it was like they were filming whatever, but it wasn't a production.

We're gonna talk about this.

It was just everyone was existing, being who they are in 2019, and everyone's in a really good place who was there.

And it was just a night, it seemed like a nice place to be.

And when like Stasi and Bo were like walking towards the cliff and they were like, this is the best day of my life.

I was just like, so jealous of their happiness, you know, I know, and just like their ability to be outside and their ability to be outside and like looking over

a beautiful vista and talking about how they're going to have a vista one day, because like my vista is just like not

my vista is a back alley.

Yeah, here's actually really.

I know my apartment looks into a back alley.

My vista is someone else's apartment.

That's nice too.

Okay, let's jump into Dear Toasters, our advice segment where we talk about anything from quarantine stuff to wedding stuff, boyfriend stuff, whatever you need.

We always keep it anonymous.

You can email us deartoasters gmail.com.

And here is our first one.

Hey, Claudia and Jackie, I have a seriously bad situation right now.

I'm 20, back at home right now for the quarantine.

My mom went on my dad's phone in front of me and found a sugar daddy website where he had a profile there.

There were no messages, but still.

That was a whole thing.

And because I was in the room with her, I am now involved.

Since it is very weird in the house now they're working on their relationship and whatnot one night after a few claws i went on my dad's phone because he left it in the kitchen unattended i decided to check his text and it was clear that i went on to facebook messages and saw some shit i can never unsay basically i can see that he either for real in person cheated on my mom or he at least has been messaging other women sending pictures etc my mom is a p-jom and doesn't deserve this but if they were to fight about this now and i would be in the house while the fire burns i also legit will not feel bad for my dad because he's been a piece of shit and is constantly commenting on my weight, how much I'm eating,

what I'm eating, what I'm drinking, etc.

He means well, but he's incredibly ignorant.

What the fuck should I do?

Should I tell my mom and make my quarantine more dramatic or should I wait to tell her and show her the proof that I have?

That sounds like a fucking piece of work.

I remember one time in my life, one time in my life, daddy like mentioned something about my weight because I had like gained a lot of weight and like came out in a bikini at Grammy's house.

That was like the bikini I wore when I was like literally 50 pounds lighter.

And he was like, he just was like,

he was just like physically physically like shook by like the way that i he was like what

and i'm like i never forgot it it's fucking traumatizing and i literally yelled at him so bad so honestly your dad if he's doing it constantly and like you're so visibly upset he sounds like an asshole oh my god that is so crazy uh i think that you should tell your mom because she's gonna need support and to do it when she's alone after the queue like you you should be there for her like you need to step up as a daughter and yes messy and uncomfortable but like your mom needs to know and she she's a p-jump she shouldn't have to like be alone and i understand it's not on like the children to deal with this.

But like you're an adult, you're 20 years old and your mom needs a girlfriend and you can be that girl for her.

What about the route of you taking the information to your dad and saying, I'm going to tell mom if you don't?

Okay, but still he tells mom in the queue and then there's drama in the queue in the house and it's weird in the house and it's in the house weird.

It's the same, it's the same ends.

And you know what?

You don't even like your dad doesn't even deserve that opportunity.

Like just fucking tell your mom.

You don't have to be like sneaky Sally.

Like if you don't tell her, I'm going to.

And she's in the other room.

Like

this is so interesting, though, because it's really shedding a light on like kids our age who like have their own lives, but went home for quarantine because their parents have like a bigger house.

They have a pool.

You want to be in the suburbs, you want to get out of the city.

And there's obviously so many benefits, but there's also some real detractors.

And I don't know what the right call is.

Like, if like people,

when it comes to dear toasters, people are writing and like really regretting going home.

Yeah, I think ultimately the right choice is to go home because I think, you know, the family drama and like the, you know, what I would imagine is like, who's going to clean up and everyone's on your case and that's annoying, but like to have that space and a yard and a car is so great, like for your mental health.

And I think being alone in a city in your apartment is just not it.

So I think ultimately going home is the right choice for most people.

Yeah.

Okay.

Next up, dear toasters.

The other night, I got really drunk for the first time in a while.

I started texting and FaceTiming with an old hookup who I hadn't seen or talked to for four years because I've been in a relationship.

I love my boyfriend more than anything.

I feel so guilty for talking to another guy behind his back, especially a guy you stuck up with.

Am I making this into a bigger deal than it is?

Is it normal to feel this guilty?

Is this considered cheating?

The FaceTime was less than five minutes, and I don't even remember what we talked about.

Help me feel better about the situation or tell me I'm a disgusting hoe who needs Jesus.

Thank you.

That's like fucking crazy because she didn't say in the beginning she's in a relationship.

She just said she got darn checked.

I love my boyfriend.

Like, what?

Very slight.

Here's the thing.

Like, it's not cheating.

Like, don't beat yourself up over it.

But, like, it's not good.

Like, it's not great.

If your man was doing that and you knew that, like, your boyfriend of four years was, like, getting drunk and calling an ex, like, the for the, that just, like, wouldn't make you feel good.

I don't think you need to tell anyone or come clean, but like, try not to do it again.

Yeah, no, definitely don't do it again, but I would maybe suggest some internal reflection because given the fact that you got drunk and wanted to do this could.

be harmless, but it could mean something else.

And also the way that you worded your thing to us, like, makes me think that your relationship is like not a priority but then she said she loves her boyfriend more than anything um

and so i just feel like there's a lie somewhere a lie to yourself drunk actions could be you know sober truths drunk me can't get over you

that's it and you know who is

of snitchel pen ten penny i just feel like that i mean i just feel like you should like obviously like have a pit about this as you should but it's not the biggest deal.

But just like, take some time to think on it and be like,

what do I really want?

Yeah.

Or take some time to think, like, why did I do this?

Like, there's a reason for everything.

Even if you're drunk, like, you're still you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Some self-reflection would be good here.

You got extra time in the queue.

I would suggest some of that.

Yeah.

Is she not queuing with her mans?

That's what I was thinking.

Because otherwise, yeah.

Interesting.

In which case you're together four years.

Why aren't you in the queue together?

Right.

I just think there's more here that you're not unpacking.

So I'm trying to open your suitcase and do for you.

Yeah, but just don't be afraid to just dig deep into your feelings and think about what you want.

Now's the time.

The queue is going to change things for people.

I think people are realizing what life is about, you know?

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

So true.

And so

true.

Life is what you make it.

So let's make it rock.

Let's.

And let's make it rock with our third year toasters, which is a little bit of a long one.

So stay with me.

Let me just take some water first.

Hi, Claudia and Jackie.

I'm a huge toaster, and I want to say thank you for helping me get through this treacherous time.

I'm 23, my boyfriend's 25.

We've been dating for six months.

We were quarantined together up until a week ago.

We live in DC.

We are both working from home until at least mid-May.

Last week, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to go home.

He lives in Montana, so we had to fly.

Obviously, I was a little taken aback because I didn't want to be in my apartment alone for a month.

I can't go home because my mom doesn't want me risking picking it up during my flight and giving it to them.

And I have a family that is high risk.

I explained this to my boyfriend and he didn't really get it.

His parents chartered a private plane for him to get home, which is probably safer, but definitely not within most people's budgets.

I semi-jokingly said that I would love to take a PJ who wouldn't, and he said I could come.

When I brought it up later, though, he said he didn't think it was a good idea.

I haven't met his parents yet.

He said it would be too stressful for him to have.

Me come back to Montana for a few weeks.

I understand his reasoning, but these are unprecedented times.

And while it might be awkward, it's better than being alone in my apartment for over a month.

He left on Sunday and and I can't stop crying every time I talk to him.

He said, he keeps saying how happy he is to be home.

And when I asked him when he would come back to DC, he said, there's no reason for me to be in DC.

What about me?

He left on Sunday.

Oh, I just said that.

Does this guy care about me at all?

I thought he was a PJON, but I'm not so sure now.

The fact that he just left me in the dust as soon as his parents sent him a private jet just hurts.

I just kind of feel abandoned and I don't think he gets why I'm so upset and sad.

I don't know if I'll be able to get over this and I just don't know what I can do or say to figure out if he really cares about me.

Love you guys.

Girl with no PJ.

I just, before I say anything, before I say anything i would strongly encourage both this girl and us to try and make it work because if you can get a husband who has a access to a private jet that is just worth its weight in gold that's all i'll say okay totally did she say how long they were together for how long they've been together for

six months okay

so It's a weird, it's a weird point.

It's like you're together long enough that you guys are going to quarantine together and enjoy being able to be together all the time, but it's like you still haven't met his family enough to go home and live with them for a few weeks.

And so, on the one hand, when I'm reading this, I'm like, the quarantine is weird, unprecedented times.

And you, if you have a private jet and you have a ranch in Montana, it sounds like you bring your girlfriend home with you and you, and you take these big steps forward because the quarantine is pushing you into those steps.

But on the other hand, like relationships,

especially new relationships, like are very delicate.

And bringing your new girlfriend home to meet your family and then essentially live with you guys for a few weeks is extreme.

It's not something that I would do, but I feel like I could understand completely why you kind of expected him to outreach his and be

generous with that invitation.

And I feel really badly that you're alone,

but I think it's very, very overeager for him to invite you to come live with his family for a few weeks.

I'm going to be harsh.

I'm going to be harsh because I'm reading this as a totally, you know, unbiased third-party perspective, just like reading in as to what's going on.

And here's what it sounds like.

It sounds like you were were dating this guy for six months.

It was all fine and good.

You quarantined together.

And I can, maybe he just was over it in the quarantine.

Like, it sounds like he didn't want you to come because if you have a girlfriend you're crazy about, you not only don't want to be away from her, you want to progress.

You want to bring you home to the parents.

So I just feel like maybe he changed his mind in quarantine.

Like when you're dating someone, you're not used to spending at the first six months.

seven weeks with them and like maybe he's over it maybe he's annoyed with you like maybe he's just over you sorry yeah honestly it could be not that he's over you but like he is was looking forward to a break i feel like anyone at this point in quarantine we're on week seven if you've been with one person the entire time like you look forward to a break um yeah what's what's good counts um

so i wouldn't get so discouraged and i don't think that it's he doesn't care about you at all i do think though that in quarantine like it it's weird times like i'm hearing crazy stories about people who are meeting on hinge and then they're quarantining together for a week at their parents' house.

Like, just, it's, it's crazy.

And it makes you like want to be romantic and come up.

Oh, my God.

I have a private jet.

Come on the jet.

Come to the farm.

Like, it's crazy.

It's quarantine.

But it's also still real life.

So I understand if he's a bit more of a pragmatist about this, but it's a bummer because you've probably just been living this like cue fantasy of like you and your man and it's just the two of you against the world.

And now he's like going to live this large life.

And if you can't even get a ride on the PJ, like it's a bummer.

I don't think it doesn't mean that he does.

I don't think it means that he doesn't care about you.

I don't think the relationship is as serious as you might want it to be, because if he wanted that same serious relationship, he would have, he would have loved to take this opportunity to invite you.

Like, um,

because, you know, you'll never have this amount of time together with his family again.

Or maybe his family is just super old school and they would never let him like invite a girl that he's been dating for six months to come and live with them for a few weeks.

So it's not so much about you.

It is about the circumstances.

I don't think that he's over you because of quarantine.

I think he was like looking forward to this break, you know, switching it up, being with different people, but it is a bummer, like, cause it seems like he's having a blast and you're not.

Yeah, no, I'm really sorry to be harsh, but the vibe that I'm getting is just that he's over you.

And like quarantine was enough for him to just, you learn a lot about someone and not everyone's meant to be together.

And like, if I'm just like, I just look at things as to how I would perceive it if it were happening to me.

And I'm like so self-conscious and I have such a fear of rejection.

So I'm like, oh, you don't want to be with me?

Like, you obviously don't like me.

Oh, well, if it were me and I was with someone for a whole month that I've only been dating for six months, I would be so excited to be rid of them.

I would rather be alone in my small apartment than with them and their whole family that I've never met for a few weeks in like a state I've never been to.

Thousand percent.

But Montana does sound lovely this time of year.

Yeah, it does.

And I've actually, I've been to Montana and it's quite beautiful.

Those are all of our dear toasters.

And that's our show.

Anything else you want to say, Jax, before I let everyone go?

No, I think that's all she wrote.

I've got lots of TV to catch up on, maybe start a book.

Oh, Redheads Book Club episode of Shopping First Thursday of May.

So I haven't started the book yet.

It's in five years by Rebecca Searle.

And if you're interested in joining a book club, now is the time.

You have so much time to read the book.

And then we will drop the episode discussing it.

I'm so excited.

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