S3 Ep76: Week 7 in The Q: Monday, April 27th, 2020

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Monday.

I think we're going into week six or seven in the queue.

Six?

I think it's week six, sis.

Week six, six.

I have to, um, I have to check now.

Now I'm curious what week it is.

I was thinking about it last night as I was falling asleep.

I was like, what week are we entering of Q Dumb?

Okay, one

of the vivid memory of last week, us saying week five.

Six.

Yep, we're going into week six.

You know what?

It sounds a lot shorter than it actually was.

I'm sorry.

We're going into week seven.

Sorry.

It's the 27th, not the 20th.

This is week seven.

It feels like week seven.

Yeah, I mean, once again, the Ramona coaster has weird its ugly head, and I'm not sure how I'm feeling.

You know, I'm feeling really like tired and beat down.

Therefore, I'm kind of glad I don't have to leave my house.

Sometimes, like, being forced to stay in is so fabulous fabulous, and sometimes it's not.

So today I'm not really mad about it, but we'll see what happens tomorrow.

I'm too tired to care right now, you know?

So I'm not going to, I'm not going to put up a fight today.

Here we are in the queue, week six, crazy times.

And we were just saying how it feels like the start time for our show gets earlier and earlier.

But like we used to do the show, like we would be done by now, but my schedule is so fucked up.

Like I was up.

all night.

I don't know how to get back on a normal schedule.

When my alarm rings for the show, I wake up at like 1015, 10.30.

It feels like the middle of the night night and I'm going to the airport, like going to the Bahamas.

You know, I, it's crazy how weird my clock is.

Yeah.

And the biological clock is, it's a strange thing.

Um, I watched so much TV this week and I'm so excited to talk about it because I watched some interesting things that I look forward to sharing with the class.

Um, but other than that, it was just, you know,

another low-key weekend.

I too have a lot to share.

And if anybody thinks I'm acting weirdly on today's show, it's because I watched an entire season of RuPaul's Drag Race and now I talk like them.

You know, it's like when you hang out with your cam friends, you start talking like your cam friends.

Like I'm the fishiest drag queen in this planet and you all are sickening and you're jealous.

Like I cannot, Ben thought I was being so crazy last night.

Like I was just, when you like listen, there's so much, there's so much, they're like the steens, like they have their own language.

Um, but they really like are responsible for so many words like becoming popular, like sickening snatch.

Like fishy isn't there yet, but it's just so interesting like to see where it all comes from.

Yeah.

So you're, I'm assuming you're enjoying it.

I am.

I really, um, it's, I have a lot of thoughts and I'll, um, I'll get it, I'll get into it at the end, which is our TV recap segment, but we're not there yet.

Okay, cool.

Well, other, all I did this weekend was watch TV, so I don't really have anything to talk about other than the TV that I watched.

I, um, I drank about 10 white claws, I think, over the course of Friday and Saturday, maybe a little more.

A couple, I drank a lot this weekend.

Maybe that's why I'm feeling so bleh and like down to stay in my bed.

Like I literally did not get out of bed all day yesterday.

Ben went to the grocery store.

Um, and then he had the groceries delivered.

And this woman who delivered them was so funny.

Like, when she first got there, she was decked out, masks, gloves, another mask, glove.

And she was like, I can't come in the house.

Like, she was being very, very strict, which I appreciated.

And then she like totally forgot about all of her rules.

And she was like being so chatty.

She stayed in my house for another 10 minutes, like talking about all the artwork.

She showed me pictures of her dog.

Her name was Michelle.

She was really sweet.

Oh, that's so nice.

I need to go grocery shopping.

It's getting to that point where my fridge is bare.

Um, so I'll have to brave the store, but like the store is always popping now.

And now that the weather's nice, everyone is like, oh, I think I'll go to the store.

And so, like, the line wraps around the block because people don't mind waiting outside anymore.

You do have the advantage of not having to be

working, quote unquote, like at one o'clock on a Monday.

So I think you would probably have an easier time during the weekday than you would like yesterday going to the store.

Ben went to the store yesterday on a Sunday, which is like the bravest thing you could do.

Everyone is just like their schedules are off, you know, there's no good time, but I'll have to make the time because I need some fresh ingredients.

Better ingredients, better pizza, bagel bites.

Ugh, the shit out at every store.

The fact that I managed to get my hands on three boxes during quarantine is a miracle because yesterday Ben went, nothing.

You know what I got that I haven't tried, but I'm into like so many frozen mini pizza things that I got totinos.

And

they can be quite dangerous if you eat them too hastily.

I know.

So I haven't tried them yet.

That's like a snack thing.

Maybe I'll try it today.

And then I also got an Elios pizza because Elios pizza is pretty bomb.

Oh, yeah.

That's like standard textbook.

Everyone tries to, you know, make a new mousetrap.

But when it comes down to it, Elios is good enough.

I actually, I have a few frozen pizzas in my freezer and I haven't had a frozen pizza since like week two of the queue.

But I think at week seven, like, I think it's time.

Yeah, it's just so funny how like my palate has changed.

Like when this first started, I wanted like hearty meals, like ground beef, ground turkey, steak, chicken.

Now it's like, I cannot stand standing in my kitchen for like an hour making a meal.

Like I want the fastest thing possible.

Yeah.

I used to enjoy like the hour it took to cook.

Um, but now I don't know.

I'm just eating to live.

I'm like, what's going to make me the fullest, the longest, so I don't have to make the trip to the kitchen again.

Totally.

Like I hate my kitchen now.

Like I hate everything in it.

I want brand new utensils.

Like my pots are so ugly and smelly.

Like I just, I can't.

And you know what?

It's like, I'm actually busy.

Like today we have landed a pretty esteemed high-profile interview today for tomorrow's episode.

And it's like, I can't be running back and forth to the kitchen when Francesca from Too Out to Handle is waiting for me on my Zoom.

Yeah, I'm really busy today.

The weekdays are just are really busy for me.

I have another virtual one-on-one session with the live method, which I'm excited about.

And I'm doing my sheets today, but I tried to make my bed look normal behind me, but my sheets are in the washer.

So when you, when it's a changing of the sheets day, a changing of the guard, you know, it's going to be a busy cleaning day because when in room.

It's a huge day.

Like in my house, I, the day I washed my sheets, I literally did not get into bed till 10 p.m.

because I was so busy.

Yeah.

So I have one of those days ahead of me.

And even though I'm not looking forward to all the work, I'm looking forward to the way I'm going to feel when it's all said and done because I will feel accomplished, unlike how I'm feeling right now.

Yeah, I actually have a busy day as well.

I'm working on one of my secret projects.

You know, I have a few in the air and I just.

I'm just so busy juggling them that it's just sometimes I forget.

And then we have this Francesca interview, which like I'm actually intimidated to be talking to someone like so beautiful.

No, same.

And like, we have to figure out like our Zoom interview techniques because it's going to be dicey.

Yeah.

I have a feeling it's just going to have to be like very question answer, question answer.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.

We actually, there is good ass news today, you guys.

Like shit's popping.

The celebrities are like tired of being irrelevant and they're making statements and they're doing things and they're getting pregnant.

So I think it's time.

It's not time because I have one thing to say.

When I sat down for my second lunch yesterday, I was just perusing Instagram and Jeffree Star was like, I'm going live on Chris Jansen's YouTube page.

He's a journalist and like we're discussing something very serious.

And I tuned in and I've literally never been so confused in my whole life.

What I gathered is that like one of the musicians, like back in the day when Jeffree was on MySpace and then he got signed by Acon and he was doing like music tours,

one of the musicians that he ended up like going on tour with as one of his opening acts is like a

sexual abuser or something of underage girls and like Jeffrey is like they there's so many conspiracy theories saying like Jeffrey was involved Jeffrey knew Jeffrey saw so like he went on YouTube to like clear his name it was just like so I've never seen Jeffree like so defensive and like in that kind of like he doesn't he doesn't have to do that interview like he lives in his mansion like nobody bothers him.

I thought it was like admirable that he did it.

And this Chris Jansen, who's apparently like a legendary American journalist who I never heard of, is like on his free time investigating this case into Dobby something.

I don't know.

It was, I need to, I need someone to explain it to me because it's so strange, like this whole thing.

Oh, weird.

I didn't even hear about it.

And in looking for stories, I also didn't hear about it.

It's very niche.

Yeah, it seems that way.

Well, if you get the tea, if you get the facts, let us know.

I don't think anyone knows the facts, which is why it's so shady.

Okay.

Okay, now is the time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know.

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Like a New York City number is calling me like who wants to put me on the cover of vogue like no it's some girl like your car insurance i'm like i don't have a car bitch rub it in i don't need i don't even have a license okay first story the craziest news i've heard in the queue um kristen cavallari and jay cutler are getting divorced after 10 years together last night out of what feels like nowhere both kristen and jay took to instagram posting cue photos of themselves with the exact same statement they said with great sadness after 10 years together we have come to a loving conclusion to get a divorce.

We have nothing but love and respect for one another and are deeply grateful for the years shared, memories made, and the children we are so proud of.

This is just the situation of two people growing apart.

We ask everyone to respect our privacy as we navigate this difficult time within our family.

I have so many thoughts, like three thoughts.

Ready?

Like, one, you were just in the Bahamas together for over a month.

Like, was that what?

caused you to get divorced?

Like, it just seems weird timing.

Two, this is just like so crazy because it really really like shows you how for the most part like reality TV is so shady like and such bullshit like if you watch a show I actually just was watching an episode where he dropped his phone in the river they were on this camping trip and like yeah they're definitely different but like it seemed to be working and then the third is I would love to know logistically how you get divorced divorce during quarantine

Yeah, well, they're like what we're talking about.

But here's some, here's some things that People magazine who have the exclusive like statement is saying and a source is saying.

So I'm going to go and say that it's true that their split had absolutely nothing to do with any cheating rumors.

I hadn't hadn't heard any recent cheating rumors, but I feel like there's always cheating rumors with celebrities.

Also, on their recent trip, they already knew they were splitting up.

So here's what I'm thinking.

Like, I feel like they're really good friends.

And I also feel like there, it's always been sort of like touch and go in their relationship.

Like, are they going to stay together?

Are they not?

But I thought that they just made the decision that they were going to.

So, and then moved on with their lives.

That's why this is really like coming out of left field now when it seems like they're happier than ever.

You know, like if you watch the show, they just, they have this life for themselves.

And

even if they're not like the perfect match, it seemed like they were happy with the life that they had together.

And that's what they were going to fight to keep.

Yeah.

Like if there was ever a time for them to have gotten divorced, it would have been like season one when they like looked like they had so many problems, but Jay was just like not into being on TV and like Kristen wanted it so bad.

Like that's when I wouldn't have been surprised.

But now it's, it's like, it's all settled.

Like, why now?

Why this sperm?

Yeah, it's, it's interesting, but I feel like they actually are good friends.

And what they went on that trip, they probably knew they were separating,

but they're able to just like remain good friends.

I'm honestly,

it's bittersweet, but I'm curious to see both of them, mostly Kristen, single.

Yeah, like taking the dating world by storm.

I'm also very curious about the financials of it all because,

you know, she's a star.

But I think he's more the breadwinner.

And they just bought this like sickening $6 million house.

And by the way, all their houses that they've moved so many times.

And I only know this because people are always wanting to see what their houses look like.

And somehow their new listings always end up in the Toasters Facebook group, but they always end up moving out of a sickening house into like a more sickening house.

Yeah.

So right now they're living in like the most sickening house.

Their last super sick house has been on the market for a while and it's still not sold.

People were saying maybe like Jay will move into that house because they're not far from each other, which is a really nice idea.

So I think the way that the money works, at least the way that they show it on the show, it's like Jay was the breadwinner.

Um, and he has made a lot of money but he doesn't make any money anymore like he doesn't work he just like you know sits around and watches the goats on his camera and like stews but Kristen is like a very much a working modern woman and I think her company is doing really well and the show and everything so like she's doing really well right now but I think they're both fine I don't think like money is really going to be a problem yeah but like she's working now with the show and the jewelry line but that pales in comparison to Jay Cutler, like what he made in just like a year.

Yeah, but that was it.

Like, it's been a few years since he played.

It's like, you know, that you live off of that money.

It's like, on the one hand, yeah, I agree.

Like, what did he have?

A 30-something million dollar contract.

And, like, what is she, you know, she's, it's not the same, but that money flies.

It does, but it's my understanding that his football money was like forever money.

He played for a while.

Yeah, I'm just going to look it up.

And by the way, where are their houses in Nashville?

Nashville.

Okay.

He signed a $126.7 million seven-year contract that included a $54 million guarantee.

So I guess they'll be all right.

Yeah, no, and I'm just curious.

Are they going to be all right?

What's the prenup vibe?

Oh, I don't know, but I'm sure that they have one because she was working, like she was working before.

And yeah.

I don't know.

This is going to be so amicable.

I think it's going to.

I just think that they are really good friends.

Maybe this is going to be a good thing.

Maybe, you know, she'll end up needing the money and she'll join the Hills Runion.

Oh,

no, but like, why would you join some sad show when you have your own show?

Now, here's a question for you as a very cavalier Stan.

Do you think the show will be as good without Jay?

Yes, because the show is not about Jay.

He just became like this bonus.

But I think we'll be missing something, but I could also see Jay still being on the show.

Like if he is living down the street and he's just like her friendly ex-husband, which is the vibe that I'm getting, but I'm sure everybody starts off as a friendly ex until it turns.

Then I think we could, I think there's a possibility where they really remain friends and he's still a part of the show.

But if he's not, it's fine.

The show will take on more of like a Vanner Pump rules, like the drama in the store, which is already what it is.

But getting like a taste of like her home life was really a treat.

And now let's play our favorite game.

Who should they date?

Who do you see Kristen Cavallari shacking up with in Nashville?

I have no idea.

Maybe a musician, maybe a businessman, Bo, because I feel like now as a businesswoman, she understands, like, you know, that businessman Bo life, maybe that's the life for her.

Yeah.

And, you know, in Nashville, I don't really see her hooking up with the musician because for the most part, like the big, successful older ones, like are all married.

That's what everyone in Nashville does.

Like, they get married and have a million kids.

And the younger ones are like 21 years old.

So I don't think that's necessarily the pond that she should be taking a swim in.

I don't know there's so many i feel like we're just like thinking of the ones that are married but i feel like brett eldridge oh my god kristen caprillari brett eldridge done his new music is chef's kiss fantastic i don't even know if she likes country music though i don't what's with the nashville association

um so jay went to vanderbilt and for a while like they were living in chicago but they met in nashville and when jay was playing for miami i think nashville made a lot more sense for them to live there.

I think.

Got it.

And I think she really likes it.

Well, she was struggling.

She was having a hard time making friends and she made a friend and her friend turned on her and she was using her for the show and it was just, it was not nice.

But then Justin, DP Hugh, moved to town with Scoot and now they have like this fabulous foursome that's just been torn to bits.

Yeah, those are the true victims here, DP Hugh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is a sad story, but you know what?

I hope it's as amicable as like I imagine it to be and how they're saying it is.

This is a sad story, but these aren't sad people.

No, no, no.

Like, there's plenty of life for them after this relationship.

Like, I'm not worried about either one of them becoming like a shut-in.

I just, it's sad, you know, as family, you know, it maybe it's, you know, the child of divorce in me, but these children, you know, it's sad.

It's sad.

It's sad, but I, I think, I think we're gonna be all right.

We're gonna be all right.

Yep, that's how I feel.

Okay, next up, a little more celebrity couples news.

We give you the good with the bad.

Chris Patt and Catherine Schwarzenegger are expecting their first child together.

10 months after getting married, Chris Pratt and Catherine Schwarzenegger Pratt are gearing up for the next chapter in their lives.

The couple who wed on June 8th of last year during an intimate ceremony in Montecito, California, are expecting their first Bebe together.

Multiple sources confirmed to people: the Bebe is on the way.

the the bebe on the way will be the gift of forgiveness's author's first child while pratt 40 is already a dad to seven and a half year old son jack while seven and a half this article is so specific whom the actor shares with ex-wife anna farris you know this is actually a similar situation it's like when they got divorced it was like so amicable so amicable so amicable and even now it's like fine allegedly but it's like Anna Farris has to hate Catherine Schwarzenegger.

She has to, or else she's not human.

Yeah, I don't think it's the same situation because there was, there's something about like Chris Pratt and Anna Farris at the time where they were just like, you know, the pinnacle of like love and quirky celeb relationships and we love him and we love her and blah blah blah.

And like they're so in love.

Whereas with Jay and Chris and Cavallari, it was.

I've just always gotten like a really good friendship and respect vibe and like, oh, we are still going to, we're also going to start a family.

But like every day we wake up and decide that that's what we want to do.

You know, it's not just like we fell into it and we can't get up.

But I'm the similarity is like it was so amicable when they divorced.

And even like after he started dating Catherine,

so she went on

Catherine.

No, she went on watch what happens live and she was not well.

So that's what I'm saying.

Like, I feel like maybe not now, but in a few years, like we will see like some sort of resentment like crack between Kristen Cavalier and Jay Cutler.

And I just, I refuse to believe that like everything is so perfect with Chris Pratt and his first and second wives.

Like you never hear, but I think.

No, I never thought things were perfect with Chris Pratt and Anna Farris, but I actually do think they're perfect, as perfect as one can be with Catherine Schwarzenegger.

Like these two are just like,

they are like a vacuum.

Yeah.

Is Anna Farris have a boyfriend?

Not a famous one.

Yeah.

It's just like, it sucks like when the person that you were married to, like A, moves on so fast.

And like when you're in the public eye, like becomes like this sweetheart.

Like they are literally like the face of like Jesus Christ.

Like, they're like, he's good Christian.

Like, everything they do is perfect.

She writes a book about forgiveness and it's a New York Times seller.

Like, everything they do is so fucking perfect and like waspy.

Like, how can Anna Ferris not despise Catherine Schwarzenegger?

She's a lot of people.

I'm not saying, I'm not saying she doesn't, I'm not saying she shouldn't.

But

this is happy news.

Oh, it's not about Anna.

Speaking of interesting first and second wives,

I was watching Lala Kent's stories like a week ago, and she was laying in bed with Amber,

Lala's ex-wife.

They were like hysterically laughing about something.

And I just thought it was so weird.

Like, do you remember a year ago where?

So the mom, Randall's first wife, you didn't explain that.

You said Lala's first wife.

Oh, sorry.

Randall's first wife was laying in bed with Lala.

Like a year ago, they had all this drama where on social media very publicly, the mother of Randall's kids was like begging Lala to stop posting them on Instagram.

Lala kept posting them on Instagram.

Like it was very tumultuous.

Now they're lying in bed laughing.

Okay, love to see it.

Things can change.

That's so interesting.

I didn't even see that.

And you know what?

For a second, I thought it might have been Randall's daughter because like she looked so young and they were like laughing, laughing, laughing.

And then she turned her head.

I'm like, oh man, that's the mom.

That's wild.

And you know what?

It doesn't surprise me.

How could you not eventually come to love Lala Kent?

And, you know, when you're in Lala Kent's position, like I'm sure really all you want is for the woman to like you.

Yeah.

Like that, like the first wife doesn't have to like the second wife, but it's nice for the second wife to be liked by the first wife.

Yeah, of course.

Especially when there's kids involved.

I feel like that adds a whole other layer.

Yeah, otherwise it's like, bye, I'll literally never see you again, first wife.

Right.

Okay, you ready for our next story?

Some exciting news?

Sure.

Some exciting real estate news because it's clear that Kylie Jenner has been watching the toast and realized that her home was not suitable for a billionaire because she just dropped $36.5 million on a new house and it's sickening.

Kylie Jenner

might be in quarantine right now, but she still has time to expend her property portfolio.

The Kylie Cosmetics founder has reportedly just purchased a brand new home in Holmbee Hills, California.

The property costs $36.5 million.

And according to people, the massive compound boasts seven bedrooms and 14 bathrooms.

It even has 20 parking spaces for Kylie's several luxury cars.

I mean, this is weird for two reasons.

One, because we were just talking about how Kylie's like home is so humble.

I mean, like, love that about her.

She's just a regular girl, but it's clear that she's not.

Maybe she heard us and she did not want to be referred to as a regular girl.

And the second thing that's so weird is that this is in Holme Hills.

It's like 30 minutes away from Calabas.

It's like in the center of Los Angeles.

Really?

I was like, I didn't want to really do like a Google

map search search because I just wanted to assume it was like down the road from her old house.

And she's not living

is in Hidden Hills.

Like, no.

Yeah, I was just like, oh, she's in the hills.

Yeah.

No.

So, I mean, it's not been made clear whether or not this is like an investment property or she's going to live there.

I have to assume that she's going to live there.

Also, the like developer and owner of the house slash land is the same person who Kylie bought a house slash property from in Palm Springs.

So it's obvious that Kylie's like a fan of his work.

Interesting.

Also, this is just my detective work.

Kylie's been posting some photos just like around her house in the queue.

And I'm pretty sure that some of the photos are taken at this new house.

Because if you look,

if you look behind her, there's like an outdoor TV fireplace situation.

Obviously, a lot of places have that, but it looks identical to the outdoor TV fireplace in the photos that the realtor posted.

Yeah, and I guess I saw her post a photo of her.

Chris Jenner got her that dream house for Stormy, but I guess that could be anywhere.

They could move it.

No, I don't think she's living there yet, but like she might be going back and forth.

Like it might be fun to have two houses in the queue.

So like when you're quarantined, one week here, one week there, like switching it up for the kids.

I mean, that just sounds so nice.

Like I, I love Kylia and I'm not in any way shaping her.

Like if I thought she was being humble, that's cool, but now she wants to not be humble.

And I think that's fabulous too.

Yeah.

No, honestly.

it was it's not even about being humble like it was just time we happened to notice at like the peak of her billionaire status and also we we were just watching her on the show, and we were just saying, like, she has a kitchen and a foyer and a living room and an upstairs, like, she just has a house.

Um, and she obviously realized that too.

So, I think this house is sweet.

So, do you think she's gonna live there

or it's gonna be like an investment?

No, I think she's gonna live there.

It looks like a home, it doesn't look like a flip-it-like dissex sort of property.

It looks like a house, but also apparently, she got a really good price for it because it was on the market for $45 million.

So, Chris real estate broker she she got a 10 million dollar discount i mean it's probably a good time to buy right now interest rates are low yeah and maybe because she knew this developer from palm springs like they gave her a two-for-one deal

uh maybe yeah maybe

i don't know if that's how it works with 50 million dollar homes but you never know this is just so fabulous

it was a bogo

yeah i can't wait to see the content the outdoor i can't wait to see stas you know like living it up in the second bedroom i'm just i'm excited for everyone this this sounds so exciting and then i get content so i can only be pleased with that yeah this is exciting all around and you know what i hope just kylie the youtuber comes out to play and like gives us a house tour i mean that'll never happen but we'll probably get an architectural digest spread in like a year Yeah, even if it's not a house tour, even if it's like a three rooms in my house tour.

Or even if it's literally just her Snapchatting in the new house.

But you know what?

I honestly loved the decor of her old house.

Like remember her dining room table with the ombre chairs and all the butterfly pictures.

Like

sickening.

I'm excited to see what she does with this new house, but I feel like her old house was so homey.

And I feel like that sometimes happens to celebrities where they're living in a house where they're so comfortable.

And then they obviously like get too big for their riches and they need to get a bigger house and they move to this bigger house and it's just like not.

homey they don't feel like they're home and i think like as much as she's probably out of all the sisters like the least reliant on the sister connection like she invests so much in her friendship she hangs out with her friends more than she hangs out with her sisters i do think living 30 minutes away is like not going to be good i think she'll realize quick um that she wants to go home i'm sure she thought about it though or

are you sure it's 30 minutes like with traffic or without i mean there's so much traffic in la that's what tmc said 30 minutes close to the center of la which also makes me think like maybe kylie's going to be going out more like maybe they didn't want to go to clubs every night when they have to take a 90 minute drive home to calabasas

Oh, no, not distance from Beverly Hills.

Distance from Homeby, Google.

That's the new place to be.

Okay, I'm looking it up.

29 minutes.

You're right.

And I know that's.

No, you're right.

Sorry.

It sounds like not a lot, but they're all used to living in the same gated community.

Like it's a lot.

Yeah.

Except you know who doesn't, Kendall.

Where does Kendall live?

She used to not, but she bought a house.

I think she finally returned to the manor.

Interesting.

Okay.

So, you know what?

Maybe it, no, I I don't think it's an investment property because look at her picture.

She's like thodding around on the bed.

It was probably like during one of the house tours.

She was probably like walking around with a contractor or something, but she was like, stop and take some pictures of me.

And it looks nice.

You know what's so crazy though is that the house is probably staged.

That's not real furniture.

Like it's staged and it's literally so sickeningly designed.

Like I would take that furniture, I would buy that furniture, that house furnished in a second.

It's like Kylie's not going to keep one fucking thing.

I know.

We would buy it in a second because we're lazy and we like weirdly don't know how to design a a house.

But this is Kylie's specialty.

You know, the whole family is really so good at it.

You have to wait like a whole year before you can move in.

Well, she has her old, like she'll, she'll be in and out.

Yeah.

This is good for storming.

Yeah.

No, it's it's exciting, period, but this next story is really funny and I'm ready to get to it.

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Okay, next story.

Celebs are being hounded to drop in on Zoom happy hours.

First it was the autograph, then it was the selfie.

Now page six is told that the ultimate fan trophy is getting celebrities to drop in on their Zoom happy hours.

Industry insiders say that stars are being inundated with requests from quarantined admirers who want them to surprise their friends.

And we're told some stars have agreed to make a quick appearance.

For example, we're told Chickille O'Neal and David Spade have both been hounded to make digital drop-ins.

I've seen so many people.

But in fact, it's become such a trend that industrious insiders have been considering setting up a service like Cameo, where stars are paid to send video messages for wrangling celebs for Zoom calls.

Yes, I've heard that too, that like there's now an economy of companies whose job it is like to create digital platforms like Zoom or like digital meet and greets because that's the world we're going to live in for a little while.

And I actually think it's really smart.

I think people would want that outside of like quarantine, also.

Yeah.

And I think like maybe a Zoom happy hour is like where we started, but I think we could be thinking bigger about how we could like be virtually communicating with our favorite celebs one-on-one or like a lot on one.

But I thought this was just really funny because celebrities like we're just dropping into people's Zoom calls.

But I don't understand how they got there.

And people DM them on Instagram, like, hey, join our Zoom.

Here's the meeting ID.

Here's the password.

Yeah, I get a lot of those too.

Um, I'm not like Zoom, like, I can't get on my computer like in time.

By the time I see them, they're over.

Well, so I um

I have joined a few, and I just feel like my personality really doesn't come through on a Zoom.

And then I feel weird.

I'm like wearing no makeup and like literally nobody knows who I am.

It takes them like 10 minutes to realize that I'm there.

And after that embarrassment, I think I'm done.

Yeah.

I don't know.

It's just like maybe if I was like in Zoom mode, you you know, and I was like zooming a lot, I could go in now.

If I was zooming out, but when I'm just like in my bed and I see like someone sends me something, it just, I feel like I'd be like crashing the party.

I guess that's the point.

Yeah.

I don't know.

But then, you know, I was going to say something mean that I won't.

Sweet.

Okay.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Because it's fucking hilarious.

Of course.

Kanye West bickers with Forbes via text over billionaire status.

Forbes magazine has finally confirmed Kanye's billionaire status, but according to the musician, they still shorted him on his actual net worth.

Editors at the money magazine claim Wes took issue with his published $1.3 billion estimate, texting staffers that apparently Forbes doesn't know how to count, that his net worth is actually closer to $3.3 billion.

Okay.

I don't really care if it's 1.3 or 3.3.

Like the fact that Kanye is a billionaire when just a few years ago he was like drowning in debt is really admirable, but it's also really sad that like he became a billionaire before Kim, kim who literally cannot stop working yeah that's true i can't believe he's a billionaire and i actually i believe him that it's 3.3 why would he like go out of his way he's been saying for a while that he like i feel like just forbes is just behind in counting people's money you know like they're

they're just behind well Net worth isn't necessarily how much money you have in the bank.

So there is a formula.

It's not how much money you have in the bank.

Yeah, I know.

So it's like there's a formula to adding up all the value of your companies, your properties, like everything you own, all your investments, your liabilities.

Um,

so I feel like nobody even really knows, even the person.

Like, I feel like he wouldn't even know what his real net worth is.

Like, no, this ambiguous term.

Yes, it is, but I feel like he knows what he has going on, like present day, and what it's worth.

And Forbes, like, especially because a lot of the things that he does, you probably don't think it's going to be like worth this much.

But I guess it's, it's subject to people's opinions of what you think something is valued at but i think that he's worth even more than they said what would you value sunday service at like it's a company like you can't like it's has an insane value but that but like i think to forbes that's not a tangible item they probably wouldn't really put a valuation on it because they don't generate that much money

Yeah.

Like they have some merch and they've done a few shows.

Like that's not really in terms of Forbes' like binary way of thinking, like that's not a viable business.

But also like Kanye's doing stuff with like planned communities, something that we haven't like people haven't seen a lot of, but he's been talking about it for a while.

So I'm sure he knows what that's going to be and what that's going to be worth.

Whereas like a writer at Forbes doesn't.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm just happy he's a billionaire.

Like I hated when Kanye was poor.

It was so sad for him.

Yeah, I'm really like he's doing really well and he's being hilarious about it and Forbes doesn't know how to count.

Forbes doesn't know how to to count he was also recently on the cover of gq in like a mini tractor that looked like something like from pee wee herman um and he looked cute in wyoming oh yeah that was the one where he was wearing a tank no he's in a tank yeah sorry he was in a tank

yeah it was like a mini i don't even know what it was it was like you know those cars we used to have when we were kids that were like real versions but like mini of real cars it's like that for like a tractor

it was like the car the van vehicle that he was riding in that video for a Chick-fil-A, you know, when they all go up to the mountain.

Yeah, I think so.

It was like a mountain motor, like a tank, a tank.

Okay, a tank.

Yeah, he was in a tank.

Okay.

That was what the headline was.

Okay.

But you're not remembering we had this conversation.

Oh.

Where I was like, the headline was Kanye's in a tank on the cover of GQ.

And I was like, wait, that's not a tank top.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you know what?

I wouldn't, you know, maybe that's because I wouldn't consider that a tank.

I would consider it more attractor.

Oh my God, it's so, okay.

I don't know.

I don't know.

We're not car people.

Whoa.

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I watched so much stuff I would love to discuss because Friday night I watched the show Waco on Netflix.

It's like a limited series starring Tim Riggins as a quote-unquote cult leader.

But the show is really good.

It's a story of what happened in Waco in the 90s, a story that I did not know about.

And I was saying on my Instagram story, like.

this show is like really crazy.

I'm not going to spoil the end, but you should watch it.

And people were like, it's a true story.

You can't spoil it.

And it was like, even though it's a true story, I didn't know the ending and I enjoyed watching it so much more because I didn't know the ending and I was truly in shock.

So, no, I'm not going to tell you how it ends if you don't already know, because that is considered a spoiler.

Thank you for proving my point about the time we were in Utah.

And Olivia spoiled the Jimmy Hoffa Irishman thing for me.

And she was like, it's history.

You don't know.

I'm like, no, bitch, I never fucking heard of Jimmy Hoffa.

Yeah, I mean, maybe I, it's on me that I've never heard heard of what happened at Waco.

I don't know where I would have heard it, except like I literally was a history major and I studied American history and it never came up once.

And that's, that's on the education system.

Yeah, honestly.

The first time, the, the first time I heard of what happened in Waco and parts of this story are from a book I read last week, the one I was talking about, Educated, about the

Mormons in,

I don't know, like they were super religious in Idaho.

And like a couple of the things that I saw about in this show were spoken about in the book.

But other than that, never heard of it.

Yeah, I weirdly have only known about the incident from Waco because I'm like such an investor in Chip and Joanna Gaines' like whole career.

And a lot of the talk about why they're so successful and considered so major in Waco, Texas is because they took the name Waco back for the last 20 years.

People have associated Waco with this like major tragedy of this like cult or whatever.

And that's like when you think of Waco, you think of that.

It's similar to how when you think of like,

whatever, another place, like you associate it with like the most tragic thing, if it's not a well-known place, like Waco.

And now when people think of Waco, they think of like the great property values and Chip and Joanna and the silos and like all the great stuff they do.

So that's why I knew about the Waco incident.

And like, it's weird because I don't know anything, but I did know about that.

And I never saw this show, but it's a fucking horrible story.

It's a fucking horrible story.

People should watch the show.

The show was really well done.

Obviously, you know, like any bit of historic recollection, it has its biases, but I think, I think they did a really good job.

I think it's such an it's an important, horrible story, one that I had never heard.

And I'm glad that I watched it.

I thought all the actors did a really good job.

It was just so crazy.

Like, I still can't, I can't stop talking about it.

I'm like trying to get everyone to watch it because I'm in shock.

Yeah, well, we stand Tim Reynolds and we support him in all of his acting endeavors.

And it really like makes you question the term cult in general.

Like,

I actually, I was reading some stuff about about Waco afterwards and I found some really pertinent quotes about cults.

I mean, I don't know if this is the time or place, but it's just like the term cult is really like a judgment term.

I mean, look at us, right?

Anyways, highly, highly, highly recommended.

And it felt good to like watch something smart and true because, like, I was learning something as opposed to yesterday when I spent the entire day watching Descendants One, Descendants Two, Descendants Three, and then Zombies One and Zombies Two.

Fabulous.

Honestly, it was really fabulous.

I had never seen the zombies um duo before, but it's really good.

It's the same plot as Descendants, but it is a good film.

Um, I actually did something different because you know, I like you.

I will watch if I've seen Descendants, like, I'll watch it every day.

Like, I never like watching new stuff because I just, I can't take it on.

But I've been meaning to like get into RuPaul's drag race.

Like, the fact that I'm not a part of it, like, and I like to call myself an ally of the gay community, like, honestly, it's just homophobic that I don't watch it.

So, I decided to watch it.

And Kyle, who is a fabulous toaster, he kind of gave me like the rundown on what seasons I need to watch.

Because part of the reason why I never watch it is like, there's so much content and like, it's intimidating.

And like, I don't know.

So, he told me the seasons that I needed to watch.

And I watched all of season five yesterday.

And it's really like such a fabulous show.

And it's really interesting to see, like, this season aired like a while ago.

Now, like Nicki Minaj, everyone comes on as guests, but they could not get a guest if they tried back in the day.

Like, literally, the most famous person, Camille Grammer.

They loved her.

And by the way, they totally love and respect housewives.

And they like have so many housewife references.

Like, one of the guys was deciding whether or not to go as Katy Perry for the Snatch game or as Cameron West Scott.

Like, they really appreciate the housewives.

So that's why I loved it.

And I just feel like it really shows how drag is such an art.

Like, the entire show, I could not figure out who was who because they transformed themselves so much.

And then you get to know their characters, Alaska but then he takes off all his makeup and I literally couldn't recognize him like it's so confusing and there's like 15 contestants but there's really 30 because they both look they all look two different ways so I had a really hard time in the beginning figuring out who is who but then they weed out the nobodies and it's really all about like like four or five people and so with this specific season like spoiler alert

okay Jinx Monsoon won.

And I felt like it was a really interesting choice.

It was a very, very talented group of people.

But then it's like when they whittled it down to the bottom three, like, I didn't think any of them should win.

And I wasn't sure if it was like,

did someone get left behind?

Because the thing is, and that's what I learned.

It's like, in order to be like America's next drag superstar, like you have to have it all.

Like you have to have the glamour, obviously, but then you have to have like the acting chops, the singing chops, the lip-syncing chops, the performing chops, and the comedy chops.

Like comedy is such a part of drag.

And there's pageant girls in Drag Queen who have like done the pageant circuit and they're like not that that funny but they're like beautiful and then there's like the club girls who are like their drag is like kind of messy but they're like so funny and personable and I just felt like of the three girls that it ended up with Alexa Alaska Roxy Edwards no Roxy Andrews and Jinx Monsoon like I didn't think any of them really had every single it factor and Jinx Monsoon was the one who like had most of it but her glam was awful like every time she was on the runway she looked like beetle juice with her stripe tights like she was just not bringing like the level that I needed her to bring and she was also like bullied the whole time and she was like really very much like she was narco she was a narcoleptic jewish drag queen so she was falling asleep in the workroom all the time and when she said she was the narcoleptic jewish drag queen like it made me like her from the beginning but her glam was just like her whole shtick is that she is a drag queen in the 70s so everything she does is like 70s vibe so like they had a whole thing it was like sweet 16 and all the girls dressed like slutty 16 year olds like with purses and flip-flops it was so funny jinx monsoon comes out in like a long lace dress like she just her glam was so bad, but she should have won because like they couldn't have given it to Roxy.

She was bullying Jinx the whole time.

And it's like,

the thing about the show is like, it's so funny and it's like so camp, but it's also very earnest.

Like they really open up about like the struggles of the LGBT community.

So you're like laughing and crying.

And it's such an important show for so many people.

And they just like couldn't give it to like the bitchy drag queen because she was really bullying everyone.

So it teeters on like.

being like a culturally important and like sad show and also being like the most important fabulous show ever.

it just it really tickles all the senses and it's really really good i'm gonna watch a whole other season today because it's important as rue says to know your history and i have to go back i think i'm gonna watch season two and then all stars um it was just really good and by the way the graphics like it's such a weird thing to say but i watched so many reality shows and i compare it most to project runway there's like a challenge every week and then there's a runway um but the challenges are so much more well thought out and they're really tests like if you can have it all like in order to be a drag queen like you have to be you have to be everything like you don't have to be a triple threat.

You have to be like a five-time threat.

Like, dance, sing, lip-sync, comedy, glamour.

Yeah.

Wow.

So I'm glad you liked it.

I did.

I really feel like Roxy Edwards, if she wasn't, and Roxy Andrews, if she wasn't such a bitch, she could have won because they couldn't have made America's

next drag superstar a bully.

And she was a bully sometimes.

Feel that.

Well, I'm excited for you.

Now you have so much content to watch.

I know.

And Ben was like shamelessly liking it too.

Like he came in.

He's like, what is this?

Mark Sita.

Oh, that's so funny.

I started

another show last night.

I don't know if you've ever watched it, Virgin River on Netflix.

Have you heard of it?

It's one long Hallmark movie, but it's a series.

And it's like a little bit more like, not risque, but like just, you know, there's some shit happening.

It's good.

It was like boring and slow, but that's what I was in the mood for.

A lot of people said it was really good.

Snitch had watched it.

It's based on a book.

And I'm i'm feeling it i'm feeling it you're feeling i wonder what's going to be next for me i still didn't watch money high season four yet because i'm saving that like for the most bored day of my life um but i don't know after waco it just opened me up to all these possibilities was waco on netflix yes i just love a historical limited series it's like i'm not trying to go eight seasons with this but six episodes sure Yeah, and if it's historic, like, you know, they have to end it sometime because like history stopped, you know?

Yes.

And it's just like then you can like

you can like look up all the characters and see where they landed so it was it was really interesting i haven't watched something good like that in a while that was the hardest part about watching um drag race so late is like i wanted to look up the girls like and see their glam on instagram but i knew if i did i might spoil it so i couldn't and then like i was up till three in the morning like on people's instagrams because i wanted to see finally and then it's like when jinx monsoon won and i looked at her instagram like it really it made me question her like her instagram was really sad and bad and like her blurry selfies Oh, shit.

Yeah, like, that's not the face of RuPaul's Drag Race.

I'm sorry.

Also, what's crazy is, so I watched Zombies starring Milo Mannheim.

You know, him.

He won Dancing with the Stars.

And his mom

was in Waco.

So it just really comes full circle.

His mom.

is like friends with the Kardashians and that's how they were all tweeting for him to vote for vote for him on Dancing with the Stars.

Like that's how he got the Kardashian support.

So,

so, like, the other week, Snitch sent me a photo of Milo and his mom because I guess he took her as his date to something.

And she was like, Oh my god, that's his mom.

And I was like, who are these people?

I don't know him.

I don't know her.

Then come yesterday, she was like, So that's why when I said that's Milo's mom, I was like, Still, who is she?

And then I looked her up.

I was like, Wait, I know this woman.

How do I know her?

Like, I was just with her.

I looked her up.

She was in Waco.

Is Melissa Benoist in Waco?

Yes.

Yeah, I thought so.

She's such a she does a really good job.

She does a really good job.

It's a, they do, I wonder if anyone, it came out in 2018.

So I wonder if anything from the show was nominated for any award.

I do feel like Tim Riggin should have been nominated.

He played like a very convincing David Koresh.

Is it a Netflix original?

Unclear.

I've been really, I've been saying like, Everything I've been wanting to watch is on Hulu.

All of the RuPaul seasons are on Hulu and I just fucking hate it.

like anytime i get up to go get a snack it takes me back to the pilot i know i've said it a million times i'm hoping someone on the it team at hulu will hear me and my connection error every like i don't have any problems with any of my other apps any hulu connection error

can't

can't hulu just like has amnesia i know but they really have the best slate of content in my opinion right now Speaking of I need to finish Little Fires Everywhere, but it's like I don't want to finish it because then it's over.

Really?

I'm probably, if we're not going to recap it, like, I'm probably not going to finish it.

The last few episodes were so bad, and I would have let go earlier if it weren't for us recapping it on the show.

Like, it was really disappointing, and honestly, I don't want to keep supporting it.

I don't want them to think that they did a good job.

Well, the problem is, is that it's because the book was bad.

That's what I'm saying.

They did a five, they made it better than the book, but the book was not enjoyable.

I gave it a 2.5 on the redheads.

Sorry,

yeah, yeah, that's low.

Yeah, that's low.

And so it's like, why would you make a 2.5 into a show?

I can give you a bunch of fives.

Totally.

That's all I watched pretty much.

I really just drank the rest of the weekend.

So I'm going to watch some more RuPaul this weekend.

And then I'm going to join the RuPaul toaster group.

I just didn't want to join it yet because I didn't want spoilers.

100%.

That sounds, I love that journey for you.

Truly.

Like, I'm very excited that you have this like new direction and purpose.

Like you're, you're the new directions.

Yeah.

And then I've really been thinking of ways I can incorporate a lot of like the fishy vibes from drag, like into my stand because it's just gonna like become a part of me i have a feeling like i i think i'm actually gonna become a drag queen love to see it and i you know i pretty much wear as much makeup as some of the girls so it's fine love it oh my doorbell just rang i wonder who's here anyways i got a jet

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