S3 Ep73: The One About New Content: Wednesday, April 22nd, 2020 B
- Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson and Baby Rani Grace This Year's Cover of PEOPLE's Beautiful Issue! (PEOPLE)
- Joshua Jackson and Jodie Turner-Smith welcome baby girl (Page Six)
- Ben Platt's Radio City Music Hall Concert Will Debut on Netflix in May (Playbill)
- HBO Max Sets Official Launch Date (Variety)
- 'Hunger Games' Prequel 'The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes' Moves Forward At Lionsgate With Series Director Francis Lawrence (Deadline)
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Good morning, millennials.
Welcome back to the Morning Toast.
Happy Hump Day.
This is your host, Claudia Ashre, sitting down with one of my favorite people on planet, even though she did work out this morning and I don't know who she is.
Her name is Jackie.
Hey, Jax.
Wow.
Hi.
I threw, I let you have the GMM this morning.
I wasn't sure how you were going to handle it.
And that was just a really lovely introduction.
One of your favorite people on planet.
Yeah, I kind of fumbled over my words.
I usually wake up at 1030 to record at 11.
I literally rolled out of bed two minutes ago.
Wow.
I mean,
you got to do what you got to do.
I had the opposite morning.
I just want to take everyone through it because I feel like people are on this journey with me because I posted on my Instagram story yesterday.
Cause usually my day goes, I wake up, have coffee, do my makeup and pick the stories, and then we go live.
And then after we go live, sometimes I'm like,
that wasn't my best.
Then I'll work out.
And after I work out, like some of the instructors on Peloton are so inspiring and just like get you in your feels.
And then like, I feel really good.
And I'm like, this is the way I want to feel.
This is the way you should feel your whole life.
That's the way you should feel your whole life.
That is a quote from Paper Towns starring Cara Delavine.
It's one of Claudia's favorite quotes.
Never saw the movie, but the commercial was really aggressive with Cara Delavine.
That's the why you should fail.
You're a halif.
So taking that into account, I was like, what if I started working out before the toast?
So this morning I woke up like an hour and a half earlier so that I could work out and shower and have time to do all the things that I need to do.
And I just want to say,
the hypothesis was not proven to be true.
First of all, I, and I realize, I remember I used to try to do soul cycle classes in the morning because I thought the same thing, start my day, put a pep in my step, get my metabolism boosted.
But here's the problem.
I'm not a morning person and I get really tired in the morning.
And so my, like my total output on the Peloton class I just did was garbage.
Like I thought I was working hard, but it wasn't that hard.
It wasn't hard enough because I was just too damn tired.
So it's better when I wait till later in the day, when I've had like something to eat and I just have more energy and like I'm more motivated versus in the morning, I'm just so slow.
Today, though, I'm actually doing something even crazy.
If you thought waking up early to work out was crazy, I'm doing something even crazier.
What
I'm doing another workout later, um, a virtual workout with the live method.
So, that's why I'm not going to get too hard on myself for not like doing well in my Peloton class.
Um, because I have a strength training session at the live method virtually later.
That's crazy, I know, but you know what?
Like Peloton has gotten me as far as Peloton can get me in terms of like my mental health and a little bit of physical health.
I definitely am feeling decent, but I got to get this tummy in check and only the live method could do that.
Yeah.
Well, I don't really need the whole like physical workout thing because I'm in perfect shape.
But I hear you on like the mornings being so difficult and our literally our whole day, our whole job revolves around the morning.
And I hate the feeling of feeling like you could have done better.
And then you have to wait like a whole nother day for the next toast to like really give it your roll.
So I honestly commend you for trying to like change that because I have that feeling and I've never tried to do anything about it.
Yeah, well, you know what?
On day 40 is it now?
I've decided to make a change.
I don't know that it's going to stick.
I don't think it's going to stick at all.
You know, I tried it.
I'm glad I could say that I tried it, but I do feel like my energy today is a little more than normal.
It definitely is.
Especially considering I absolutely hate how I look.
Why?
I don't know.
I just like the black isn't isn't working for me.
I look so pale.
Someone should suggested something in my DMs that I'm not going to implement yet, but was an interesting suggestion because when I said I like really wasn't feeling like super hot, they were like, you should try just like doing full glam at OOTD, like going all out, doing, using heat on your hair.
And I don't know if that would make me feel better or like stupid.
that I'm sitting here with globs of makeup on, you know, and then I have to take it off.
I've been seeing a lot of TikToks of people who are like putting together black tie dinners and I like commend them and their imagination, but it is a little stupid.
Oh, I haven't seen, I haven't seen that yet.
I'm always a few days behind the TikTok trends, but that's, that's kind of funny.
Well, I am so tired.
Like I don't think I've had a day as long as and as productive as I did yesterday in quarantine.
And I only was that productive.
Like I didn't get in bed until like seven, which is crazy for me.
I usually get in bed after the toast, stay there all day, like watch the stuff for the toast, answer emails, do stuff on my computer, but I don't leave my bed.
But I did a whole vlog yesterday for our Patreon that if you want to go look at, it's on the Patreon.
So I vlogged the whole day.
So I had to like do stuff like for the vlog.
I couldn't just like vlog me in bed.
And then there was like such an ordeal with my sheets.
I tried to wash my sheets and then my laundry machine got like stuck and my fucking washing, my sheets were stuck in the washing machine.
It was very dramatic.
So if you want to check out the vlog, I worked so hard on it.
I have so much respect for vloggers.
I don't really vlog.
Literally, I vlogged from the moment I woke up to like I had dinner at eight o'clock.
So hard, so much work.
The tripod, the lights, the cameras, the angles.
Oh my God, the silence.
I need silence because Ben's in the other room.
It was a journey.
Wow, but I'm glad I had the pleasure of watching the video.
It's a real treat.
And I think everyone really enjoyed it.
And if you haven't seen it yet or you're not a member of,
I'm so jealous of people who aren't patrons right now.
Like they could join today and get access to like 180 premium episodes.
Like there are so many good ones in the archive, you know, and that could really that could really last you like drunk get ready with us you know there's videos there's your wedding video there's tons of podcast episodes i actually was on the patreon yesterday and it was like sign up now and i wasn't logged in yet and it said sign up now and get access to over 170 episodes that's what i saw too and it was like 90 videos it was crazy stuff that is crazy so now's as good a time as ever patreon.com slash morning trust we have two more episodes coming at you this month we have one coming up that was i think a recommendation, but Jackie really put the scheduling into fruition to get a Zoom happy hour with all the steens on deck, even though like Olivia can't drink, but whatever.
Yeah, we're going to do that tomorrow.
I'm really excited.
Speaking of Olivia, I am doing her podcast today.
So I actually have a really busy day for a quarantine.
Speaking also of Olivia's podcast, I spoke to Olivia yesterday.
Did you know that she recorded an episode with Andy Grammer?
Oh my God, no, I didn't know that they recorded it.
Yeah, no, me neither, because he just had a baby and Olivia said it was like the most amazing conversation.
And I got Olivia one of these microphones.
So she was just really churning out premium content yesterday.
Wow.
I'm really excited for all of that, all of the above.
There's also new episodes today of Mood with Laura and Elizabeth and Margaret Josephs.
Margaret Josephs is having like a world-class physician on the toe on the podcast.
So check that out.
All shows, Toast News Network, you guys, check it out.
And the snitchity snatchler, the snitchity snatch.
Also, I'm just going to plug the the Redheads book club because it's my passion project in life.
It's my favorite thing that I'm doing during quarantine.
And it's just,
you don't need to explain yourself.
Okay, but like, also, I just want to like, I just want people to feel included.
Like, even if you've never, if you haven't joined the Redheads yet, you've never read one of our books, you've never listened to an episode, like you can start anywhere.
If it were me, I would start from the beginning and listen to all the episodes.
That way, you can get a sense for all of our different personalities.
But start anywhere, start on this next book and jump into the next episode.
Like, we are there, we are waiting for you.
I just finished a really good book yesterday.
It was so intense, it was so crazy called Educated.
And so many people had recommended it and were waiting to see what I thought.
It was incredible.
Like, it's an incredible story.
I didn't really, it didn't really sink into me until about 50% way through that it's a true story.
Like, I knew that it was like a memoir, sort of.
I don't really read the description of the books, but the story is so crazy that it's like you couldn't make it up because someone would say, You're making this
could never happen.
This is too crazy.
I understand.
So it was really, it was powerful stuff.
Does it have anything to do with the movie and education?
No, but like, except for that, you love that movie.
And now I love this book.
That would be the only correlation.
You have to watch the movie.
It's so fabulous.
We had this exact conversation on our Zoom, Saturday night Zoom.
Well, I stand by my statements on Saturday night.
It's a fabulous movie for anyone who hasn't seen it.
It's a movie that all young girls should see.
Okay.
Well, that's that on that.
Take it or leave it.
And I think it's time to jump right in because we actually have a lot to cover today.
We have dear toasters, banner pump rules recap.
And as per usual, we've got, actually, sometimes it's usual now.
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Okay, first story.
Speaking of beauty, Goldie Han, Kate Hudson, and baby Rainey Grace.
Nope, I'm sorry.
Goldie Han, Kate Hudson, and baby Rainy Grace this year's cover of People's Beautiful Issue.
Wow.
Okay.
So the world has stopped turning, but People's Beautiful Issue hasn't.
They have put forth their new cover of their most beautiful people and gracing the cover, Kate Hudson, Goldie Hahn, and Kate Hudson's Little Bibba, Three Generations of Beautiful Women.
This is so cute.
I have such like a soft spot in my heart for like Kate Hudson and her whole vibe.
I think she's actually the definition of everything of the sort.
Like she's in so many of my favorite movies movies and she really like aged so gracefully.
And I just love her.
Even when she shaved her head and had that buzz cut, like I loved her.
I supported her.
Like, I just love her.
Yeah, I love her.
I, I love this also, like this multi-generational vibe.
Um,
every age is beautiful.
And if I saw age, I would, I'd be able to say that, but I don't.
So it's just beauty.
And I think this is, this is so lovely.
And I love that we're getting like a little bit of like the normal content that we're used to in quarantine because there's no reason that they shouldn't have published this.
I'm just glad that it's still happening.
Yeah, this is impressive.
Like, People Magazine obviously plans out really far in advance because everyone's pretty much been out of commission for like two months.
Oh, well, maybe a little less, but that's just goes to prove that, like, I wonder how many covers they have shot, you know?
Yeah, but they don't, a lot of their covers are like tabloid things.
But when it comes to like a photo shoot like this, I'm now it got me really excited.
Not really excited, but you know, as excited as one can be for their sexiest man alive issue.
Who do you think it's going to be?
I don't know.
I feel like every time a cover comes out, then everyone gives like a million choices.
That would have been great.
I'm still holding out hope for Jason Namoa, but I feel like his time has passed.
Yeah, it's like an interesting formula where it has to be someone who is like having a moment and who's also really sexy.
And I always find it interesting how they like only choose men in their 40s, where it's like Harry Styles wouldn't win, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, because I think their hottest mom throb.
I think their readership is interested in a little bit of an older man.
They don't want to be seeing Harry Styles and thinking that's like sexy.
You know, this was a great year for Brad Pitt.
I was just singing the same thing.
It was a great year for Brad Pitt.
There's so many choices.
Anyways, let's focus on the women.
So beautiful.
So cute.
I love,
I just think that like the fact that Goldie Hahn is Kate Hudson's mom is like never not shocks me.
I know, but they really are so similar.
People's Most Beautiful issue always reminds me of Julia Roberts.
I feel like she used to always get the cover.
When we were kids, like she won 30 years in a row.
I actually have the same exact association in my brain of this magazine, like edition, and Julia Roberts.
Like, the two for me are inextricably linked.
Me?
Okay.
And her smile.
Like, it's just like her teeth, her teeth.
Totally.
Okay.
That is really crazy.
But I think this is such a great choice.
I'm here for it.
And that Bebe is cute.
So cute.
And speaking of cute Bebes,
speaking of them, Joshua Jackson and Jodi Turner-Smith welcome a baby girl.
You guys, this is so sweet.
Joshua Jackson and wife Joni Turner Smith are first-time parents, page six can reveal.
Quote, the couple has welcomed their first child.
Both mother and baby are happy and healthy.
The rep did not reveal the sex of the baby, but Turner Smith set off speculation they were having a girl when she referred to the baby using the she pronoun last month.
She had said, quote, can you see her dancing in there?
Every time I try to, she stops.
She set up a video of her stomach.
Okay, I have a very, very special place in my heart for Joshua Jackson for many reasons.
Obviously, the affair is one of them.
I just think he's like the hottest man alive.
Like, and even his role in Big Little Eyes, where he's like not meant to be hot, he's like meant to be like a chubby dad.
He's so hot.
He's now little eyes.
He's Reese Felderson's husband.
Little fires everywhere.
Oh, same thing.
Whatever.
Literally, same thing.
Sorry.
Thank you for correcting me.
But part of my heart like aches a little bit because I just feel like Diane Krueger is like not having a good week.
I don't,
who's, hold on.
I just like, I
is the one from Inglorious Bastards who got choked by Christophe Waltz.
Okay, because you know, for a second, I thought I was thinking of the woman from Mad Money.
Yeah, Diane Keaton.
Yeah, I know you were.
And when I said Diane Krueger, I was about to say Diane Keaton because it's very similar, but they're so different.
And Diane Krueger and Joshua Jackson were together forever.
And I actually saw them one time buying a TV at Best Buy, and it was literally the best day of my life.
Like they were together for so long and they broke up.
And he just like so quickly fell in love with this other girl.
I'm really happy for them and that they're having kids, but like, I just feel like Diane Krueger is having a bad day, and I'm really sad for her.
Okay, I understand now.
Yeah, I'm, I guess, I'm sad for her, even though I just found out about all of this, but I'm mostly happy for Joshua and Jodi.
Yeah, and you know, it's just so weird because in the affair, um,
Jodi is that kid with that he has with Allison,
Joni,
yeah, whatever.
So, he married his daughter.
I can't, her Her name was Joni.
Yeah, which was a weird name.
That show is a terrible show.
So you can't go by anything that happened on it.
I would say that with me, for the end till the end of my life, The Affair is the worst show I've ever seen in all my days on this earth.
I didn't have such a negative reaction to it.
There are definitely some things I didn't.
I can't believe that you like that show because you have the like the least patience of anyone.
There were some things I definitely didn't like about it, but um, like it was a little slow, especially in the beginning where there were like his perspective, her perspective, and you were watching the same dinner party.
Like, that was so frustrating.
But overall, I did really like it.
Um, maybe it's because I watched it season by season, like, I didn't binge-watch it.
Like, maybe if you binge watch something, you really get to see how bad it is.
But I was separated weekly, like, sometimes I even watched it weekly.
I just really like Maura Tierney, and I liked the cast.
I liked it.
I don't know why I'm defending myself.
I fucking liked it.
You're sick.
You're sick.
Yeah.
And he also couldn't couldn't be Joshua Jackson.
Like, I know everyone knows him.
I think he's from Dawson's Creek originally, but I first found out about him from the affair and I thought he was so cute.
Yeah, I thought he was so cute.
Cole Lockhart.
Justice for him.
But he started to do for himself.
Big time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
This next story is maybe the best news we've gotten in quarantine.
I'm not even going to preface it with anything more than that.
Ben Platt's Radio City Music Hall concert will debut on Netflix in May.
Okay, I'm so excited about this.
I wasn't able to attend the concert.
None of us were because he really had the chutzpah to make the concert in New York at Radio City that he was filming for Netflix on Rosh Hashanah, which is the Jewish New Year.
And he's like Jewish and he went to Jewish camp.
Like, I don't know why he did that.
It was actually really disappointing and like the one issue I've ever had with him.
But we are getting a televised event.
So like it could feel like I was there.
I'm so excited.
Like the artwork was so powerful.
I just feel like really like Ben Platt is like so New York and he's like really like a theater buff and I feel like they are going to give like Radio City the respect it deserves.
Do you know what I mean?
Like the history.
I mean, yeah, the special is called Ben Platt Live from Radio City Music Hall.
You know, they're putting it in the title.
It's going to be so good.
I'm so excited to see what songs he sings because obviously he'll sing his own songs like Rain and, you know, all the ones that make you cry.
But I'm sure he'll sing some Deer Arvin Hansen.
Yeah, and definitely some covers.
It's going to be spectacular.
Now, here's the thing.
It comes out on May 20th.
And like, I am living my life with the intention that May 15th is the end of quarantine.
So it's going to be five days too late for me.
I'll come home from the big party I'll be at on May 20th to watch this.
But like, I'm just like,
all of my chips are riding on quarantine ending on May 15th, as the governor had said.
And don't say, even if it's not the case, you can't say anything otherwise.
It's all that's getting me through.
No, what I'll say is that Netflix actually today, I saw Twitter release like their entire slate of what's coming out in the month of May from like their own content to like random seasons of random shows being added.
And it was really fascinating because they have the Ryan Murphy thing.
There was so much stuff, but I didn't know half of it.
They have a new Jerry Seinfeld comedy special coming out and then two new specials from people I'd never heard of.
And they actually have a lot of good stuff coming.
It's like they finally in May decided to like get on board helping people get through quarantine.
Yeah, okay, wait.
I found an article.
Dead to me, season two.
Oh, yes.
Wow, that show was so good.
New comedy specials from Hannah Gadsby and Jerry Seinfeld.
A comedy called Space Force starring Steve Corell, but I need a break from him after dinner for schmucks.
Oh, romantic action comedy, The Love Birds,
The Patriot.
Not sure what that is.
Wow.
I mean,
cool.
Good stuff.
Yeah.
i mean i'm just i'll be watching all
it's not here i'll be watching all of it up until may 15th see you then i will most likely move watching all of it up until june 1st
stop i mean even though like on may 15th it's not like we're gonna be in a block party like in the middle of the street but still i just
one day at a time
One day at a time.
Okay.
And now I'm like totally caught up in this list of things that are coming and going, but whatever.
We have to move on because we have some more streaming news.
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Okay, next up, HBO Max sets official launch date.
The streaming wars are coming to a head, y'all.
Warner Media has set the date for HBO Max.
It's slated to barrel into the streaming wars on May 27th.
Hmm.
So that's 12 days after I'll be out the door.
The subscription streaming package with some 10,000 hours of content out of the gate will debut May 27th in the U.S.
Priced at $14.99 monthly, the same as HBO Now.
Warner Media announced the launch date Tuesday after earlier running online ads with the info.
I mean, $14.99 a month is like steep.
I do wish that they had like gotten their shit together a month earlier.
I think it actually really would have helped with their like launch because I actually saw today when I was looking at that Netflix thing, like Netflix projected during this quarter they would get 7 million new users and they ended up getting 11 million new users because people are so fucking bored.
So I think it actually could have behooved them to have released it a month earlier, but they didn't.
I will be subscribing because they have friends on there and they have Gary Giannetti's show about Prince George, which looked hilarious.
Shit, I was about to say I won't be subscribing because
none of this sounds like things that I need.
Here's what they have.
They have third-party licensed content like Friends, Big Bang Theory, South Park.
They're also
putting out originals like a scripted comedy called Love Life starring Anna Kendrick.
Great.
Yeah, a documentary film on the record about accusations of sexual harassment and rape against hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons, legendary and underground ballroom dance competition series, Craftopia hosted by YouTube star Lord DIY, and all new Looney Tunes cartoons from Warner Brothers Animation, and Sesame Workshops, The Not Too Late Show with Elmo.
So it's premium content, but just I don't know that it's premium for me.
But you know what?
Like, am I going to have to pay $15 a month to watch Gary Giannetti's show about Prince George?
I might, or I just might need to borrow your login.
Yeah, we'll get a login.
That
ballroom dancing show is the show that we spoke about a little while ago that got like a lot of controversy for selecting Jamila Jamil as the host or one of the judges.
I forget what her role is, but I saw a trailer for it and it looks really good.
Ooh, exciting.
So I look forward to using your login.
I'll check that out.
You know, but I will also be.
I'll be
yeah, but I'll have to be able to find time to watch it because it'll be on May 27th and I won't be here anymore.
Where are you going to be?
Just like parties here, there, everywhere, parks,
clubs, restrooms.
Did you see those paparazzi pictures of Margaret Quayley and her mom, Andy McDowell, sneaking out of a park that was closed in Beverly Hills, like literally climbing under the gate like thieves?
Yeah.
And you know what?
Like I can relate.
No, but like the fact that they got caught by the paparazzi is crazy.
Yeah, those pictures were actually hilarious.
They're like not that famous that they would get like paparazzi nonstop.
Yeah, I guess, I don't know, maybe that's actually very interesting because I feel like most of the time when when people get paparazzi, they've called them.
I don't know that Andy McDowell.
Almost nine out of 10 times, I would say the person getting paparazzi' had their publicists organize the paparazzi.
So it's like, maybe some paparazzo just got lucky.
Maybe, but now I'm, I just searched her and apparently she is getting backlash for sneaking into the park because obviously like it's closed for a reason.
That is really
so crazy.
She was with her two daughters, right?
I'm obsessed with her other daughter.
Which one?
Not the Pete Davidson ex-girlfriend one.
The other one.
Her name is Rainy and she's a singer.
And
when I worked at iHeart, she like came and like did a small little performance and she was literally the most talented girl I've ever seen in my life.
Really?
Rainy Qualey?
Rainy Qualy.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I know.
And so like justice for her.
Justice for her mom and her anti-aging skincare routine because it seems to be working.
Yeah, no, they seem like a really cute family.
I really like Anna McDowell, and I feel like
she has good daughters.
I mean, I don't know what she actually is famous for, but like in my book, she's famous for her iconic role of like a Charlotte York type in beauty shop with Queen Latifah.
Oh, interesting.
To me, the most recent thing that I saw her in was a Hallmark film called The Beach House with her and Minka Kelly.
And it was a fabulous film.
Like it was.
I don't, it wasn't even, I don't think it was like a Hallmark channel original.
It was on another level.
It was, you should check it out.
It was giving me like last song vibes.
But like, what is she from?
Like, where, what, what sprung her to fame?
Andy McDowell.
I love just having like all the internet access here.
When I look at her on Wikipedia, oh, oh my God, Groundhog Day.
Oh, I've never seen it, but I know what it is.
You have to see it.
No, I know the concept.
Like he wakes up, it's the same day.
Sounds like torture.
Why would would i want to put myself through that because it's iconic and then every time we use the saying like it feels like groundhog's day now you understand no but i understood it before like without seeing no but like do you until you go through the suffering of what it would really be like if every day were the same when it's like the alarm clock wakes up like oh my god it's the same day i'm familiar
I've been getting, I don't know if it's a quarantine thing or just like a me thing, but I am getting like bald spots in my eyebrows and it's really freaking me out.
Do you see it?
I guess I you've always had that though, like you're always talking
in this eyebrow, now it's in the right.
I think it's a you thing.
I don't, I don't think you can blame that one on the queue.
Why not?
I think you know, I was actually doing,
I was doing my eyebrows today, and they're getting so long.
I'm going to start to look like Count Olaf, where they start to twist at the end.
You know what you need, Jackie?
Hmm.
I've been, I've, I have this little pouch of gadgets.
Okay, well,
I don't know that that's really appropriate right now.
Facial hair, scissors are everywhere.
No, I'm not fucking touching my eyebrows.
Why?
Oh my God, stop.
Put that down.
I feel like a teacher.
Put your things away.
Hands on the desk.
Hands where I could see them.
Okay, fifth and final story.
Are you ready?
Both.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story class?
Yeah.
Hunger Games prequel, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, moves forward at Lionsgate with series director Frances Lawrence.
Hunger Games series filmmaker Frances Lawrence is returning to helm the Lionsgate prequel, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, based on Suzanne Collins' new scholastic novel, which will be available for sale on May 19th in the U.S., Canada, the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand.
So we're getting more Hunger Games because she's coming out with a new book.
It's probably not going to be the same cast, but same vibe because it's the same filmmaker, and I'm here for it.
So we're thinking this is like a start of a new franchise, like not really having anything to do with the old one?
Well, I think it will be based, actually, I feel like I remember reading, it was kind of, it's the prequel to the people that we know.
So it's like what made them maybe all go into districts, like that initial rebellion that they always like talk about, maybe something like that.
I just feel like it's been so long since the actual Hunger Games franchise was relevant.
Like if this is a direct like sequel or prequel, like who fucking cares?
It's so late.
But if it's like its own thing, I could be interested.
I think it's its own thing.
Like, I think I could actually even read this book, not having like been a Hunger Games stan reading the other books and enjoy it.
Yeah, well, I don't really plan on reading this book and probably not going to see the movie, but I'll be curious to see the casting.
Yeah, me too.
And, you know, if they want it to be a Smash success, they should choose two people who are going to fall in love on set.
Like, that's all you need.
It's a key ingredient.
Perfect formula.
Perfect formula.
Well, that's exciting.
Those are our five stories.
I feel like it's, you know, a lot of stuff for the future that we can be excited for.
And as of today, we're just going to be excited.
Alexa is talking to me.
I haven't spoken to her since I moved into this apartment.
In over a year, I haven't spoken to that bitch.
And now she's talking to me.
Oh my god, she's listening.
She's listening.
Go back to sleep, Alexa.
What'd she say?
Go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
what she said something about the wi-fi network maybe zach is trying to connect
just go unplug it leave me alone okay um oh my god it's like a ghost spoof
please stop I didn't unplug it.
Your time.
Really?
That's all you could come up with?
To spill the time?
I muted her.
So if she thought I was talking to her, now she'll learn today.
She'll learn today.
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Yeah, we still didn't get an engagement.
So now it's like, we'll get it next week, but this is a four-week lead up to an engagement.
I think the most interesting, pivotal, iconic scene that came out of this episode was Sheena gifting Dana a psychic medium for her birthday so that her mom could celebrate with her and that they could talk.
And that was just like the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
And it makes, it's so crazy that I actually don't think like it could have been cooked up by a producer.
So now I'm just curious, like truly, what were Sheena's motivations?
That was wild.
And then to lie.
Well, so it was really, really uncomfortable.
I am of the mindset, and I feel like we're going to disagree that Sheena was like actually trying to do something nice.
And Sheena maybe has lived in LA for so long that she didn't really foresee Dana like getting upset about it.
Like everyone in LA like loves a psychic.
I actually thought, and when Sheena said it, I was like, oh my God, that's so sweet.
And I did not expect Dana to have like such an adverse reaction to it.
And I do think it was weird that Sheena lied, but I understood why she lied.
Like Dana was so visibly uncomfortable.
Like she didn't want it to feel like an ambush.
I think Sheena genuinely thought it it was going to be like a nice thing that Dana was like not into.
And that's why Sheena like ran out and tried to get the
psychic to just fucking leave.
Like I really don't think Sheena had bad intentions here.
Like I'm choosing to believe Sheena.
Okay, I can choose to believe Sheena because I can't, I don't, I can't imagine a world where someone like uses someone's like dead parent and a psychic medium to manipulate a situation.
And I would agree that she, you know, tried to cover it up.
But like really, what kind of delusional person, like, maybe you can think this is a nice thing to do, like, to sketch, to you know, gift someone this gift, but to spring it, like, that's something that you need, like
time
to like, I'm gonna set aside time and I'm gonna, you know, meet with this medium.
Not like, and here is a communication.
Like, I just to bring her to her house, like, that was just so crazy.
I just feel like Sheena's just so it's clear that she's never been through a grief like that, or else she would know that you don't just spring that on someone and have someone show up at your door.
Have you lost a parent?
My mom has, so no
so yeah that was just that was so so crazy but whatever
i like actually really did feel bad for sheena in that scene like it seemed really genuine like when she was presenting the gift she thought it was going to be like so well received like she had tears in her eyes and like that was just not how it went and i actually if somebody did that to me like i actually i don't know if i was filming a reality show but like i would really appreciate that gift like that's really nice like i was talking to my dad in 15 years like maybe he'll come through um but i do understand why someone wouldn't want it.
And especially in front of someone who's like not really been like such a good friend to them.
Like I see Dana's hesitance, but I do think she was like a little harsh.
I don't think she was harsh at all.
Like I think the whole situation was beyond strange.
I just think like Dana's not LA enough to
be down with something like that.
And I completely understand.
Yeah, I just, I really like, it takes a lot for me to feel for Sheena.
And I really did because I thought she was trying to be nice.
And like, this is her version of like reaching out.
I guess.
Okay, but let's continue to talk about
the younger sect and then we'll get into the alumni because it's two separate shows.
And the younger crew, like going to Nightingale, giving me the Hills vibes, like with their big table, their outdoor area for filming.
Like I thought it was fabulous.
You know what?
I didn't get a Hills vibe.
I actually got like a Mary Kate and Ashley teen club vibe where they were like in a fake club and it was just beyond state.
It was like staged and strange.
Like, I feel like the club wasn't even open that night, and they just like got them and some extras to sit around the table.
And, like, I don't know, it was very MK and Ashley to me.
Oh, that's so funny.
I actually really liked like the total scene shift, the whole cast shift.
Like, it looked so fun.
Like, I really enjoyed it.
It really was giving me like a vibe of the hills.
Like, Vanderprump Rules kids like have somehow had a hit reality show without ever going to like an actual cool place like they're always going to like random places in la that will let them fit they just go to sur and pump you know but even when they like go to the mandreon they're only going to the mandreon they obviously have some sort of arrangement with the mandrion they're just like they're supposed to be like these fabulous kids in la and they're like never going anywhere cool
yeah but i think it's just because they have all the places that they need to go have you ever heard of the nightingale yeah
Oh, okay.
I was convinced it was like a fake club that they set up.
No, it all seemed so fake.
No, think it's like a cool club in LA.
I don't know like the LA club scene.
Like I know the New York one, like the back of my hand, but I do think that it's like a cool spot.
So I was just like excited to see them being cool, hot, young reality stars.
Like that's what they are.
And it's about time they start acting like it.
Well, I'm glad that they were able to pass that off to you as a cool, young, hot reality star vibe.
To me, it was like
they were at a sound stage.
No, but honestly, the scene was like, it was fun and different, but it really scented for me that Danica is the absolute whoa.
Like I really want her off my screen or I'm going to stop watching.
Yeah.
So I'm not crazy about the suspended manager.
That is Danica, but she's attempting to give us a show here.
And I appreciate it a little bit.
I don't even know what I, I don't even know what I like and what I don't like anymore.
All I know is that it's just not working, but I can't figure out what element isn't working for me.
I could tell you what element of the show is not working for me.
And it's really, it's genuinely hard because i really actually have come to really like james um kennedy i think that he is really on a good path and i think that he's a good person
and i'm a ride or die for lala kent like i think she's the baddest bitch in the game but scenes of them singing and like getting in the studio like will never ever ever make me like comfortable like i just feel so weird about it like and the songs like i just can't i i loved it like obviously i'm not going to be listening to the song on my Spotify, but they obviously enjoy it so much to the point where they don't even really care what people think of them and their music, even though I'm sure, you know, it doesn't hit the charts, but they just keep putting it out because they genuinely enjoy doing it.
And I just think it's like a fun hobby for them, and they really connect on so many different levels in and outside the studio.
Now, I actually thought that was one of my favorite scenes when they were just like talking about their new paths.
Oh, totally.
And I agree.
Like, this studio is like this therapeutic moment for them, but the singing and the songs is just not
it.
Okay, but like think of it more as a hobby.
And then I think you won't be so pressed by it.
No, it's just like the way they get in.
They're like, I didn't know it was going to be a smash of banger like that.
Like, I just can't.
Like, it is so Kanye.
Like, I just want to die when they talk about music.
But I like, I really like them both.
And I like that they have this vessel, which they can like communicate and like connect
yes okay i i i don't disagree with all of that um so let's talk about the alumni yeah jax and brittany were like not in the episode it really revolved around that witches of weho party and to be honest like i have really been like a a kristen sympathizer for um
pretty much the entire season.
And I'm now, when it comes to Kristen and Stasi, like I'm really standing firmly in the middle because I do think Stasi is being really harsh with Kristen, just like cutting her out of her life.
And I get what Stasi's saying, like, why do I need to explain myself
to anyone?
I just want to stop being friends with someone.
But like, you all, you do have this business.
So with the business stuff, like, I really side with Kristen.
But then with the whole Bo thing, like, I thought Kristen was being inappropriate.
Like, Stasi doesn't want to be your friend.
Like, that includes Bo.
Sorry.
Yeah, she was being inappropriate, like trying to get Bo to say some stuff like about Stasi being controlling.
Like, here's the thing.
There's two types of people in this world, like people who are in a relationship.
And it's like, we are together.
We are ride or die my friends are your friends my enemies are your enemies and we are a team for life and then there's other people who are like oh well just because you're don't you hate someone doesn't mean i can't be friends with them i'm not one of those people like i am a teammate ride or die your team is my team and i'm stassy in that way so
Kristen trying to make her seem like she's controlling of bow, it's not like that.
It's just a loyalty thing.
Like, period.
It's just.
Like, you're afraid of her.
Like, that was so fucked up.
Like, no, no, no.
That's called being a good boyfriend.
And I'm the same way.
Like, Ben, if I hate someone, you better fucking hate them too.
And if anyone does anything to Ben, like, I'll literally come and slit their throat in the night.
And it's not even about being a good boyfriend.
I actually think that's the, it's the separation.
It's about being a good partner.
So when someone is just your boyfriend or your girlfriend, yeah, don't make enemies and friends because of them because it's fair weather.
And then you're, you're stuck in these messes when you eventually break up.
But like, Bo knows that Stasi is his life partner.
Therefore, like.
they are on the same team.
And I think Kristen just sees everything as like boyfriend, girlfriend, like, oh, you don't need to choose her over me.
We're all just friends, but it's not like that anymore.
And I don't think she's getting, that's the part that she's not getting where it's not like, oh, I'm going to be friends with Jax.
I'm like, oops, we maybe had sex.
And that's your boyfriend because everything was so like willy-nilly back in the day.
But now it's like, these are life partners and life plans.
And you're getting in the way of that.
Yeah, like it's serious.
Like we're getting a house.
I agree.
I don't think Kristen understands like the gravity of their relationship.
But, you know, Stasi is very much like an alpha female.
And I feel like she definitely wears the pants in that relationship.
So I really did like appreciate Bo standing up for himself and not just like chasing after Stasi and like getting yelled at and like being a pussy.
Like I appreciated that because it takes, it's a certain type of guy to be with someone like Sassy, like bold, outspoken, like she's very much an alpha female.
And I like that Bo like held his own, even though I didn't really agree with him.
Yeah, I
agree with that.
Also, when it comes to the witches of Weho wine stuff, am I the only one that finds it like so fascinating?
Yeah, it's the most interesting part.
It's the most interesting part.
There's so many different elements.
First of all, Stasi, like saying that they're Destiny's child and she's Beyonce, because she obviously has this like blossoming career and so much going on outside of this wine thing that is holding her back and taking up her time and energy.
And she does, she can't even bother to post about it.
Like, that is so fascinating.
The fact that, like, they came out with this wine and then, like, had no business plan or where, like, it's just so fascinating.
The fact that Katie, like, Kristen's getting all the decorations, like, I understand that Stasi is beyond busy.
What is Katie doing?
Yeah, so basically, what I got from the live tweets, Katie and Kristen were like going at it.
And Katie was basically being like, we did this partnership, like this wine was like a licensing deal with knocking points.
So like knocking points set up the decorations, knocking points set up the party.
Like we were just supposed to show up and post on Instagram.
Like that was only our job.
That was the only job that we had.
And it was clear that Kristen like went above and beyond because I don't think Kristen has like as much as Stasse going on.
She has like her t-shirt company and she's on Vanderprimp Rolls.
So she threw a lot into this.
Like she came up and she put in sweat equity.
Like she didn't have to, but it was a brand that she was like passionate about and wanted to make it a big deal.
So it was kind of like Katie did what was required.
Kristen went above what was required.
And Stasi just like barely did anything.
Got it.
Okay.
Well, it makes me happy to know that it was a licensing deal.
I mean, you have to assume that it was because you don't just like overnight have a wine company and then just like have a contract.
Manufacturing.
They just like
faces.
They lent their names to something.
And it was a good idea for a company, but just not when it's like based on a friendship that's foundation is rocky and no one wants to do it honestly like after this
i mean if i had bought witches of weho wine and like saw how nobody wanted to do it i would feel so like slighted as a customer like i would just feel like an idiot for like believing these instagram posts so sorry if anyone bought it but They should really, I'm sure the contract is up by now.
Like Kristen should continue to do it because honestly, I feel like the brand, when I think of it, like I really associate it with Kristen and I, she was happy with it.
Like if they would have her, I think she should continue the wine wine on her own and i feel like in every scene of the show kristen is drinking wine 100 she's like always bid and she's like she's so wine
she's so she's always like drinking wine on her couch in a tank top in a james may tank top yeah i would agree with that um they need they definitely need a rebrand um but it was just really interesting the whole the whole thing i found interesting and it was kind of sad because if it had worked out like i actually think it could have been like a a really big brand.
The branding was so cute.
The names, the potions, like I think that it could have been something legit.
But now when I think back on like what I thought about their wine company before I saw these episodes, it was like, oh, that kind of thing that they just like would post about.
And, but it never really, like, if you have a wine, like that is, it's in every story.
It's here.
You know, it's like Caitlin Bristow has a wine company.
Total Bellas have a wine company.
It's everything is Bella Bella Bella, you know, and this was just like every six months we're contracted to do a post.
You could tell.
Yeah, you could tell it was like a not authentic partnership, and which sucks because I think if it was done properly, like it actually could have been fabulous.
The branding was so cute.
I love that they called all the different flavors, potions.
Like, I thought it was really well done from like a branding perspective, but then like it just didn't seem like anyone's heart was in it.
And I literally forgot about it.
Yeah, no, I think Sassy put it best: like their destiny's child, but Beyonce has like a whole thing going on ahead of her, and it's just not gonna work out.
Um,
I also want to recap: are we done with Phantom Pump Bros?
Oh, one more thing.
I loved drunk Ariana, like at the wine party, like her getting wine drunk.
I feel like we like don't see her drunk.
Yeah,
but I feel like we do.
I feel like no one's ever saying that she's not drinking.
I feel like she drinks, but like, I don't think we've ever seen her like visibly like loopy.
Yeah, she was being cute.
Yeah, and when she was talking to Lala about getting in the studio, she's like, I'm so happy.
Like, that was really cute.
Yeah, I agree.
I want to talk about Too Hot to Handle, which I started on Netflix.
I'm three episodes in.
At first, I was about to turn it off.
Like, it was just so dumb.
These people were like so dumb.
And it was just like, dumb, dumb, dumb.
It was like, it was giving me, are you the one?
Are you the dumb?
Like, it was just like dumber than are you the one.
But I'm really glad that I stuck with it because it's a good show.
I know.
It's just like not my show.
I'm glad that I stuck with it because it was, it turned, it's turning into a really, really good show.
And I'm really like loving some people.
and so this will mean nothing to you but to those watching I'm only on episode three I absolutely wait but I now I'm totally like now that you said it's like are you the one which I absolutely love um I'm gonna watch and I have no plans after my second workout today so okay so I will shut the fuck up and we can recap it let's assign that um and maybe recap it on Thursday because I don't know if I'm gonna finish it today okay cool too hot to handle let's do it too hot to handle um so we're gonna dive into deer toasters now which is our advice segment and it is brought to you by function of beauty we all know the frustration bottles and bottles of half-used shampoos and conditioners piling up in your bathroom.
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If you are looking for advice, you can always email us at deartoasters gmail.com.
We always keep it anonymous and we're talking anything from quarantine things to wedding things, anything.
So our first up, dear toasters from the toaster in distress.
A friend of mine,
a friend of mine's sister, Jane, has been dating her boyfriend for seven years.
Let's call him Carl.
A year or two ago at a small party, Carl was caught sneaking into the bedroom of the couple hosting and stole panties out of their dresser.
The couple both saw, called him out, were utterly disgusted, and no longer interacted with Carl.
Everyone else at the party knows about the situation but has since swept it under the rug every now and then it comes up how weird it was and people have rumored that he does it frequently and even mentioned how terrible they feel for jane do we the thing is we think that jane has no idea about her boyfriend's alarming behavior do we tell her do i tell her sister who i'm actually friends with to pass it on to jane should i write an anonymous letter please help xo x out the toaster in distress Wow, that's really hard.
You know what?
I'm going to go ahead and say that Jane does not know that her man does this.
And I think that she, if the whole world knows, like she she should know,
I would tell her sister and let it be her sister's problem.
And her sister might know her better enough to say whether she might already know or she wouldn't care or she shouldn't know.
She like, leave it to the cis.
Yeah, definitely don't like stick your nose in too hard by telling the cis,
telling Jane, like you just tell the sister.
But Jackie, I do,
that sparks a question.
What would you do if you found out Zach went to parties and stole underwear out of people's drawers?
That would be really difficult to grapple with.
I guess like we wouldn't go to parties anymore
and we would just like have to find the source of this like kleptomania and like perversion.
Yeah.
So we would have like a lot, I think of therapy ahead of us.
Wow, you're a good wife that like your thought process is automatically like, let's work on this.
Cause if I found out Ben went to parties and stole a girl's underwear, it's like you best believe I'm packing his things and leaving them outside.
i know
like i'm but i would also just be curious as to like why are you doing this like let's figure it out and who's to say after all the therapy like i might find like a mound of issues that i just am not equipped to handle that's true well to this toast turn to stress definitely get involved but not too involved yeah leave it to the cis like if if i found out ben was stealing underwear at parties like i know exactly how i would handle it to you which is tell you pack your bags get a car let's go and if your friend told you about that, like let's say your friend Becky told you about that, like I would want you to tell me, not Becky.
No offense, I love her, but like,
of course.
And also, like, let me do my own vetting.
So, like, if Becky came to you and said that, you'd be like, you don't even know Ben.
What are you talking about?
But if I, like, if Becky told me, I would do a little bit of research, recon, you know, see what other parties he's been at, see if there's been any police reports of missing underwear.
And then I would come to you with all the information and so that you wouldn't doubt me.
That's good advice.
All right, next up.
Dear Claudia, Jackie, and Theo.
I am a toaster from Australia, and I have been living and working in the U.S.
now for four years.
I have been with my boyfriend for three years.
We are in our mid-20s, and yes, we've talked about marriage and our future.
We both know that each other are the one.
With the coronavirus happening, I am in jeopardy of losing my job, which is tied to my work visa, giving me 60 days to either leave the U.S.
or try and be able to stay in the country.
My dilemma is: should we just go ahead and start the process of getting married now, such as applying for a spousal visa while I still have a job, or wait until I get laid off and then rush everything, which could mean I might have to go back home to Australia and not not know when I'd get to see him again.
Crikey, I'm stressed.
Crikey, this is stressing.
Crikey, I don't know.
I feel like rushing into getting a marriage visa and everything just because like of your job is so rash.
But at the same time, like if you don't and then like you wish you had, that's like a terrible spot to be in.
Yeah, but I've been reading in my newsletter every morning that visas are being put on hold right now.
I don't know if it applies to marital visas, but I would, I would, if you know this person is your person, like I would deal with the logistical side first and I would apply for that visa.
You don't want to like have to be separated for so long.
So I would try and figure that out if you can.
I don't even know if you can right now, but I would try that first.
And I think if you know this is your person, then don't worry about rushing things.
Like things are being rushed.
Some things are being delayed.
It's just, you know, it's, this is a crazy time.
Can I just,
yeah, you know what, I was going to say, like, we got so used to like being the three co-hosts, the unstoppable three, they were calling us.
And he just like hasn't been on the show in weeks.
And we miss him.
Precious angel Fichemon beauty boy.
I really miss him.
Like you guys know, I haven't seen him now since the last time we did a show in the studio.
And it's been devastating.
Absolutely devastating.
Should we go into our third one or do you have any other advice for this girl?
My advice for this girl is just like explore all, explore all avenues.
Don't write anything off because you think it's too soon.
Like, if you are certain that this is your person, go down every road that you can go down.
Yeah, that's the thing.
If you are certain.
So just do like a small amount of self-reflection.
She sounds certain.
Of course, so did Princess Diana.
No, no, no.
She did not sound certain.
Okay, finally.
Hi, Claudia and Jackie.
I hope you're staying healthy and sane during this crazy time.
I have a story for dear toasters that I need advice on.
I went to my lake house over quarantine and ended up hooking up with my kid neighbor who is 18.
For reference, I'm 27 and I'm confused about the situation.
We have a weird attraction, but it's completely ridiculous to think that something will happen in the future.
I live in a big city.
He lives in a small town where I'm from and have no plans to move back to.
Anyway, I just need your thoughts.
Is this situation creepy?
Is it okay if I continue to talk to him?
Do I need to feel bad about sleeping with someone nine years younger than me?
Any advice is appreciated.
XO, Mrs.
Robinson.
P.S.
In case you're wondering, I did not take his virginity.
Phew.
I don't know.
I kind of think this is cute.
Like, what's wrong with having a lake house boyfriend?
Like, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
This is so conflicting for me because, as you know, I don't see age.
So this is just a story about like two people falling in love at the lake.
But,
but I'm aware that age is more than a number sometimes.
And so on the one hand, I'm like 18, that is so young.
And 27 is, that's a really big difference.
But then on the other hand, I'm out here shipping Scott Disick and Sophia Ritchie.
And so I have to use everything with that lens of like, but I ship them, but they're also tried and true, two two years of in a happy relationship so I have absolutely no idea what to tell you like I don't want age to be a factor but like there is a major difference between an 18 year old boy and a 27 year old woman and it's like it's not even just like physical age it's just like mentally too like yeah because they say that like boys mature about five years after women so technically you're hooking up with a 13 year old
But I kind of think it's fine.
Like, as long as you're not really trying to like be his girlfriend or anything, like, I just think it's so hypocritical that we would think like a cool 18-year-old talking about a cool 27-year-old is like so cool.
But like, now that the roles are diverse, get, get your man.
I don't care.
You know, you want to go to the lake and you want to get boned by your 18-year-old neighbor.
Like, I think that's cool, but don't fall in love with him and stop texting him.
Yeah.
I honestly, like, I have, I guess 18, it's legal, you know, so, so what can we say, you know?
You know, I think I would need to see him.
Like, what kind of 18 is he?
Because I know some 18-year-olds who literally weigh 90 pounds, but then I know some 18-year-olds like on TikTok who like lick their lips for a living and like they look 35.
So I just need a photo.
Yeah, and it's like John B was 16.
Right.
And see, that's the thing.
It's like our perception is so fucked up because we're watching John B, who's literally in Outer Banks.
He's almost 30 in real life playing a 16-year-old.
Oh, he's almost 30 in real life.
Ben Google did 27.
Oh, interesting.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm
going to sit this one out because I really don't know.
He's 27, John Bay.
He's 27.
Okay, well, now I don't feel like as weird, but couldn't they make them like 18, like summer after college or something?
No, I mean, okay, I understand that you can't get a 16-year-old because you want them to be like handsome, but like a 22-year-old, like, what's with a 27-year-old?
Yeah, that's, that's a stretch.
I thought we were like done doing that, putting 30-year-olds in high school movies.
Putting the pretty little liars girls who are like pregnant and having kids in middle school.
Glee.
Glee.
Totally.
Honestly, I feel very strongly that like you should keep hooking up with this 18-year-old.
You know, like when you're gray and old and 50 and your titties hit the floor, like you're going to think about that hot 18-year-old by the lake and like you deserve that memory.
I think you should do it.
Okay.
Claude, I'm going to, I'm going to let you take this one.
If the pandemic has taught us anything, it's that, you know, life is crazy.
Like you never know what's going to happen.
Bang the 18-year-old next to her.
Except maybe you should watch that movie with J-Lo where she bangs her like kids' friend and he turns out to be like a serial killer.
Wow, that was a really tough one.
I look forward to an update and a photo, and I also look forward to hearing what other toasters think about it.
I'm just like
really on the fence.
Yeah, I feel like maybe it would be fun if we started doing master posts in the Facebook group about the dear toasters because sometimes I really like to get other people's perspective.
Yeah, I would, I love that idea.
I think we should do that because I also like to know if people agree with us, like if we're giving good advice or not.
Totally.
More often than not, not, but whatever.
Well, now I have to think of it.
Like, I actually am 27 and I'm married, but say one of my friends was hooking up with the 18-year-old next door at their lake house.
What would I say to them?
I think it would depend on where the friend is in their life.
Like, if the friend is like really partying a lot and, you know, sleeping with a lot of guys and she's on like a downward spiral, I would say this isn't good.
But if this girl has like a great job and she's funny, she's having fun for the summer, like, I think that's okay.
I don't know.
I actually think I would tell a friend.
No, no.
I would tell a friend to go for it for sure, like, just for fun.
Wow.
Okay.
So, now do what you want with that advice.
Yeah.
Um, that was our dear toaster segment.
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So that's our show.
Anything else, Jax, before we go?
No, that's it for us.
We'll be back tomorrow.
I'm so excited for Beverly Hills tonight.
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