The Toastoween I Turned Pretty: Friday, October 31st, 2025

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Speaker 1 They sound amazing.

Speaker 1 Welcome back to The Toast.

Speaker 1 This is Conrad Fisher, and I'm here with my brother, who's a little bitch, Jerry. Thank you.
You so arrogant.

Speaker 1 Belly, who's got her belly out? Like, hey, Belly, how you dern? Oh, I'm doing good.

Speaker 1 Oh, my name is Billy Conklin.

Speaker 1 And I'm here with my boyfriend, with my boyfriend,

Speaker 1 Conrad and Jeremiah, my two brother boyfriends.

Speaker 1 I'm Billy with my belly.

Speaker 1 Jamaica.

Speaker 1 I'm Billy with my Billy. Billy, how are you doing? I'm doing great.
Oh, it is our first Tosta Wee without Jackie. We must honor our fallen sister.
She is not here on her maternity.

Speaker 1 Oh, we miss you. Laurel.
Oh, by the way, Jackie's so Laurel. We all agree.

Speaker 1 Or Susanna. Oh, by the way, Susanna has never seen the show.

Speaker 1 Who's Laurel?

Speaker 1 She's a mother.

Speaker 1 That's your mom. Oh, that's my mom.
Belly Belly is. She's really like strict.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Just be my mother-in-law. Right, right.
But Jare, but Connie, Jare, Connie, Jared. Connie had to chair.
Because Connie has to get everything. And I can't have anything.
You want men. You want women.

Speaker 1 You want Belly. Please.
No, Belly was mine. Okay, let's talk about how fucking funny we all look.
Okay, first of all, honorable mention to Margo's hair.

Speaker 1 You look amazing. You look amazing.
Thank you so much. I'm trying to figure out who you look like, though.
You look amazing. I mean, I look like Ellen.
You look like Ellen. With a mole.

Speaker 1 You look like Ellen.

Speaker 1 You look like...

Speaker 1 Is there a reason we didn't get a longer wig for him?

Speaker 1 It's not about the wig. The wig is long.
Ben said it's huge, so it makes it look taller. Who do you think I look like? I don't know.
I just want to say Ben is wearing. You look like Ina.
Yes, Ina is.

Speaker 1 Of course. And Margo, you look like...
Like Ned's declassified. No, you look like Jeremiah.
Like, you look just like him. I'm supposed to be like this with my eyes the whole time.

Speaker 1 Yes. You kind of look like Annie.

Speaker 1 Yes. That's what it is.
You look like Annie. Yes, yes.
Oh, you look like Annie.

Speaker 1 So, Mrs. Doubtfire Fisher Conklin is joining us here today.

Speaker 1 Garten. Yes.
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 1 You're welcome. And again, so worth mentioning, Ben has never seen the show.
I know you know the general premise. Yes.

Speaker 1 By the way, I wanted to see the show just so everybody doesn't think I'm like a hater, but this was a show that you just like would watch without me. I would come in, I'd pop in, but I'm like

Speaker 1 five episodes. Oh, this is multiple seasons? Yes.
How many seasons? I read the books too. Got it.
Okay. And also, you wouldn't like the show.
Sorry, like it's for girls. You don't think so?

Speaker 1 It's so true. No, he would think it is so stupid.
Lame. Yeah.
I would be like embarrassed to watch it with you. It's one of those shows, you know? Yeah.
But like, I like those shows.

Speaker 1 You do, but like, let me tell you, like, you would. I watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch, the reboot on CW.
I didn't even know. I was like, Margaret, he watched it without me.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, you mean in this day and age? The reboot. Oh, I don't know.
What's her name? What is that? What is that girl? Kiernan Shipka. Oh, I like that.
Kiernan. Kiernan.
Kiernan Shipka.

Speaker 1 Kiernan Shipka. Belly is not.

Speaker 1 Belly is. Margo, what are you doing? I think.
Didn't I see an episode where Belly was in France? Yes. So you're not giving French belly.
You're giving American belly. No, this is a French belly.

Speaker 1 Well, the wig is kind of giving

Speaker 1 belly. I get supplier, Margo.
Margo, why are you doing that? Because Jeremiah does that.

Speaker 1 He's like so annoying with his blue eyes.

Speaker 1 By the way, Margaret, you are Jeremiah. Annoying with your blue eyes.
Like, seriously? Like, you insult my dog on Monday. You saw the action of Jeremiah Fisher on Friday.
Like, seriously, what's next?

Speaker 1 No, I'm sorry. I mean just that you like look a lot like him and you and you both have like an annoying

Speaker 1 and you have annoying things like about your um blue eyes both of you this is a tough seat I told you it that's a tough seat because like you're going back

Speaker 1 you okay this is

Speaker 1 well happy Halloween everyone hope you guys have fun plans for the weekend we will be weaving in and out of the Fisher-Conklin clan but we are here to do a job today which is the fast side stories you both oh no you didn't join me this week Margaret did And Margaret, let's talk about how, like, you, I was the villain and you were the hero after Monday's episode.

Speaker 1 Like, and I know you've lived for it. And I was ready for like the comments to eat you up, not me getting

Speaker 1 eaten up.

Speaker 1 What do you have to say?

Speaker 1 Margaret, this is a podcast. You have to talk.
I love you. I love you.
No, like.

Speaker 1 It's just like, you know, when like, you don't have to do anything, you just sit back and like it gets taken care of for you. Oh, yeah.
That's what happened. And I have to say it was gorgeous.

Speaker 1 And thank you is all I really have to say. I think you should cut your hair like that.
Honestly, like, it looks good. It does look good.
Imagine. Imagine having everything we ever dreamed.

Speaker 1 Don't you want? Has anyone doing anything for Halloween? No. Besides us? No.
Neither. You don't have plans, but you're young.
I'm going to go to Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Dean. Oh, fun.

Speaker 1 Already gave you the time and the place. Down, baby shy.
What kind of music do you think Jared listens to? Like...

Speaker 1 Sad boy. Yeah.
You know? Belly totally listens to

Speaker 1 Brina. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And Conrad totally listens to like Secondhand Serenade.

Speaker 1 He listens to the music with that bandless.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm also a doctor.
Sing about tonight's

Speaker 1 tonight.

Speaker 1 No, but I'm still a doctor. You're fired.
I got fired for my internship in med school. Like, you couldn't even last one day, bro.
I'm still a doctor. You couldn't last one day.

Speaker 1 You're so jealous of me, Jeremiah. It's fucking disgusting.
I feel sad for you. No.
You have a meaningless life. You're obsessed with me and Belly.
You are absolutely obsessed with me and Belly.

Speaker 1 And like, seriously, you need to get over it. And sorry, dad doesn't like you.
By the way, by the way. I know.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 How do you spell Belly? B-E-L-L-I. It's just as it sounds.
Her name is B-E-L-L-I.

Speaker 1 Her name is Isabelle, and her nickname is Belly, which is such a crazy part of the book and show, like, that people don't talk about. People call her Belly.

Speaker 1 It's the worst nickname you could ever have. Terrible.
Yes, but it's the perfect nickname for you. I'm like 100% Belly, but it's not Belly.

Speaker 1 But like, is she fat or she's not fat? No. She's got it.
It's a type of nickname only a thin girl could have. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. If they called me Belly, like, seriously, like, I'm done.

Speaker 1 Put me on life alert. Terrible.
I'm upset. Yeah.
Put me on life alert yeah

Speaker 1 wigs not horrible i can't breathe if i'm talking less it's because there is literally like a web in my throat you're having an episode ben's having an allergic i'm having an allergic reaction to the wig i think it's made of horse hair i'm not allergic to horse hair but maybe i am allergic to horse hair maybe you're allergic to the blush all that i know is something is crawling up and down my throat blush turn it looks gorgeous something is crawling up and down my throat also uh

Speaker 1 i i'm always a woman have i ever not been a woman for halloween

Speaker 1 You have, but not in many, many years. I think when you joined us, and who was the first woman you played?

Speaker 1 Oh, no, no. The first time you dressed up as a woman was when you went to Jeffrey and Ina, but we gender swapped.
And I think you really got the bug to dress as a woman.

Speaker 1 You're like, low-key a cross-dresser. I am.
Any opportunity to dress up as a woman? And I like now when we incorporate you into Toes to Ween, like we're like, well, who's the girl that Ben could play?

Speaker 1 It's just assume that you're going to be the boy. I just think I'm really a gorgeous woman.

Speaker 1 I thought this last time when you were being aunt Chessie, that when you wear makeup, like you do look really pretty. Thank you, darling.
You have pretty skin. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Beard.

Speaker 1 Bearded belly. Like, this conversation is insane.
By the way, bearded belly. Bearded belly.
BB. Bearded belly.
Now we are going to do the fast five. Just want to say.

Speaker 1 Oh, let's talk about my mole. So I was doing my makeup this morning and I was like, I was like, does Conrad have a beard? Like, I forgot what he like facially looked like.
So I went on Google.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh my God, he has that tiny little mole. And of course, mine's 10 times the size because this is theater.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 How do I look with a mole? Could I reckon? Caroline Monroe. Marilyn Monroe.
It's a crazy crawford. It's like very good makeup.
Isn't that a great mole? Oh, you think the shape is good?

Speaker 1 I kind of did it like in my phone.

Speaker 1 I think the shape is great. It's great.
It's huge.

Speaker 1 It's an amazing mole. Thank you.
Belly doesn't have any moles. We don't talk about Conrad's mole enough.
I know. It's unoffensive.
Do you know how I feel about moles?

Speaker 1 So like this is like a whole outfit is really triggering for me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I just like hate moles, my own included. And having to play someone, I'm like being taken back to a very dark time.
Yeah, I need to sit like a man. Yeah, I feel like Jeremiah

Speaker 1 takes up space. He tries to- You're a better woman sit.
Oh, yeah,

Speaker 1 not like that. Jeremiah takes up space because like he's annoying.
It's like, yeah, and I feel like Conrad actually sits like really good posture. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this feels right. Is this more belly? Yes, actually.

Speaker 1 How do I look? Who is this more belly?

Speaker 1 When I told Bennett who he was going to be playing, he literally turned to me and he goes, Oh, I'm Belly.

Speaker 1 Oh, right. You're not going to be able to do that.
Sorry. That's unacceptable.

Speaker 1 Sorry.

Speaker 1 You should take your legit reaction elsewhere. You guys want to check about anything else before we dive into the fast five? How is everyone's week? What did you guys get up to?

Speaker 1 Just worked so hard being like a solo host.

Speaker 1 How's it going? I think it's crushing, honestly. Episode performing the best.
Do you really want to know? Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 Well, the thing is, as of present moment, it's not a fair metric, but yours did because yours has been out the longest. That's fine.
But I think, in terms of like, it'll be Joey. Okay.

Speaker 1 He's such a star. I can take it, he is such a star, it's insane.
He's not more famous, no, yeah, he's so funny, and he's so quick, yeah, so funny, he's so quick.

Speaker 1 And I have a hard time like keeping up with him. I can only imagine how people who don't talk as fast as we do have, like, can even understand anything he says.
Yeah, canastia, gyna canastia,

Speaker 1 you know, it's still us right now, but

Speaker 1 time cast a spell on you,

Speaker 1 but you won't forget me.

Speaker 1 I know I should have known.

Speaker 1 But you, remember when, remember when you caused a scene at my mom's funeral?

Speaker 1 Margo!

Speaker 1 Yes, of course.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes, of course I do. I've never watched a show over so, so he has no idea what you're doing.
No, I do.

Speaker 1 Do you remember that? That was fun. Are you two and apologize? That's fucked up of me.
Yeah, well, really apologize to Connie. Well, actually, I think we should all apologize for things.

Speaker 1 Jare, you Loki stole my girlfriend. and I cheated on her.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Cheated on me, too. Yeah, it was Lacey Barone.
Lacey Barone. She knows that.
Lacey Barone. Jackie's Lacey Barone.
Jackie's Lacey Barone. They had sex twice.
Did they? Yeah. He even told her that.

Speaker 1 Like, why would he tell her? Why? And, like,

Speaker 1 who, okay, Magdalia is Susanna.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Actually, do you want her to be dead? Theo's Susanna.
They both had cancer and I just,

Speaker 1 but I, I, Theo is Susanna. It's funny.
Mine's funny. Theo's Susanna.
Yeah, it's like late now. You get Susanna?

Speaker 1 My mom and her mom. Our mom.
Okay, so you guys share a mom. We're brothers.
Got it.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 And I knew that the whole time. That we're brothers? Oh, wait.
When I was like going back and forth between the two of you.

Speaker 1 I told you this. Yeah, yeah, no, no.
Grew up together, stayed in some house. So you guys are rich.
Yes. Yes.
Oh, and you're poor. I forgot to tell you.
I'm really poor. You're very poor.
Very poor.

Speaker 1 I'm very poor. But like compared to us.
Actually, I did see the oh, billion friends. And I saw her like on the bus, like being poor.
There was like,

Speaker 1 I think she was just on the bus, like to get from point A to point B, nothing. She was poor.
I saw an episode. She was being poor on the bus.
Like, she was being poor on the bus. Okay.
Like, I saw it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so we're like, we're like really wealthy. Got it.
And how are we wealthy? Do we know is there about

Speaker 1 dad finance as an investment fund? Understood. When your brother works for our dad.

Speaker 1 My brother. Your brother is locally a star.

Speaker 1 My brother works for your dad. Yeah, honestly, let's not introduce you to the dad.

Speaker 1 I know Taylor, like, yeah, just don't introduce him. Taylor's your best friend.
Taylor is who? Your best friend. And who is it? Taylor.
Taylor.

Speaker 1 Taylor, who?

Speaker 1 What? Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. Oh, like, there's just a random girl that's not here named Taylor, who's my friend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do I care? Yeah, no, Margaret, you're giving me love.

Speaker 1 Why do I care?

Speaker 1 My best friend is

Speaker 1 not here. You're trying to paint her.
You want to be like, okay, talk to Taylor. I have a friend named Taylor.
I have my boyfriends, Conrad and Jeremiah.

Speaker 1 And their mother name, their mother, their mother's name is Suzanne. Suzanne.
And your mom's name is Billy. Laurel.
Lorelei. Lorelei.
Lorelei Gilmore. Laurel, Laurel.
Laurel. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And your mother's name is Stephen. And we randomly call you Connie.
Yes. You look like Connie.
Thank you. Of Mike and Connie.

Speaker 1 Ben and I,

Speaker 1 when we were like dating early days, we took a trip to Puerto Rico and we used to just like seriously sit in the casino 24-7 and like lose so much money.

Speaker 1 And we made like a vacation couple friend of this like literal trash couple from we loved them, though. We had the best time.
We lost Staten Island, Mike, and Connie.

Speaker 1 And we already started playing, not playing. We almost started hanging out with them outside of the casino.
Like, we did them at the casino every night.

Speaker 1 We were so ready until we realized that they so hated Jews. Yeah, they like said something on the last day.
We were like, What did you just say?

Speaker 1 And then we never saw them again, but that was fun. I loved them.
Yes, sister's ass. Every time he would be, he would win.
He'd be like, Oh, you sisters ass. Every time he'd lose.

Speaker 1 Yeah, whatever, whatever.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 connie okay jeremiah but we call them jeremiah jer and rad jer and connie jer connie belly jer connie belly jer connie belly susie

Speaker 1 yeah right susie my friend tiffany taylor tiffany yeah taylor anything else i need to know no i think you're pretty much caught up you've had sex with both of us got it okay even though in the books you only had sex with connie right but we're going show we're going show you had sex with both of us um

Speaker 1 you are engaged oh you two are engaged so i'm a i'm a promiscuous young woman no No, like, no. She's kind of like conservative.
Super conservative. It's only for Belly and Connie.

Speaker 1 It's just for this family that you're super fucking obsessed with.

Speaker 1 She, at certain points in the show, like, wants to forsake her own family and join this family for sure. She forsakes her own home.
Of course, she's a self-hating Conklin.

Speaker 1 Even though, like, Laurel's an amazing mother. I think that's even rocks.
Oh, and they oh, your parents are divorced. Yeah.
And then it's weak. What happened? You come from a broken home.
You do.

Speaker 1 Broken, poor home. Yeah.
No, sorry. We come from a broken home.
And to be clear, we come from a broken home, not poor. They're not poor.
You're just really rich?

Speaker 1 yeah yes like they're fine like they're like to college like

Speaker 1 they have a lovely house they have a nice house the mom is a dad a professor and a writer

Speaker 1 they're fine we don't know professor oh he's a professor yeah yeah

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 yeah

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Speaker 1 What story should I start with first? Should we start with the word of the year? So maybe the young person here can explain it to us. Yeah.
Sure.

Speaker 1 So I don't know if you know this, Ben, but like dictionary.com, Merriam Webster, Dictionary.com, Merriam-Webster, every year they do like a word of the year and it always like symbolizes and they've gotten like increasingly more stupid.

Speaker 1 They're like, they're not even words these days. It's like slang.
And I feel like one year it was like Riz.

Speaker 1 So stupid. Well, dictionary.com has revealed the 2025 word of the year and it's actually not really a word.
They've announced that the 2025 word of the year is the viral phrase 6-7.

Speaker 1 What? You're kidding. Marco, can you explain? No, no, no, because by the way, I actually don't know.

Speaker 1 I've been seeing 6'7 everywhere, and it's like the one trend trend I refuse to like figure out what it is.

Speaker 1 Okay, so the website announced on Tuesday that its official word of the year is 6'7, a word derived from the song doot 6'7 by Skrilla. What the fuck? That features a recurring lyric, 6'7.

Speaker 1 So, if imagine if Miriam-Webster could see this now. Well, I just want to say Miriam-Webster is like always debasing herself.
Like, hers is gonna be 69. Like, she's always making stuff up.

Speaker 1 I mean the Miriam. There isn't a Miriam Webster.
There was a Miriam. Miriam.
You know, there was a Miriam-Webster. Wait, what is 6'7? So, this is what they said.

Speaker 1 If If you're the parent of a school-aged child, you might be feeling a familiar vexation at the sight of these two formerly innocuous numerals.

Speaker 1 If you're a member of Gen Alpha, however, you're smirking at the thought of adults once again struggling to make sense of your notoriously slippery slang.

Speaker 1 So, according to dictionary.com, 6-7 is a viral, ambiguous slang term. Thanks.
Meaning, why is it word of the year? It doesn't have meaning and is largely nonsensical.

Speaker 1 The website suggests that some argue it means so-so, like mid,

Speaker 1 or it could mean maybe this, maybe that. But are we speaking English? So there's not even a definition.
So like I'm telling 6'7.

Speaker 1 Others use 6'7 as a way to respond to questions as a result of seeing the number 67 in consecutive order in the wild, such as on a math problem or within a phone number. 77, 77.
76. Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Meaning I had an inside job

Speaker 1 for like 10 years, 70, like one time. 77, 77.
76.

Speaker 1 One time, literally one time, 10 years ago, we were at the Nick Game. And they have like an announcer who has like a funny voice and the score was 77, 76.

Speaker 1 And he just like said it in a way that was weird. And we just say it all the time.
77, 76, 76. 776.
But this has nothing to do with 6, 7. I'm still unclear what it means.

Speaker 1 It doesn't seem to have a meaning.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I think we would use it like this.

Speaker 1 Ask me how I'm feeling. How are you feeling? 6'7.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, totally. Totally.

Speaker 1 Mid, I think it's completely 6-7. And what about 789?

Speaker 1 Seven was hungry. Real.
That's relatable. So that's word of the year.
Although I don't think people take dictionary. Dictionary.com is solo brow.
So I'm a brow. I'm pretty fucking pissed.

Speaker 1 I don't like this. Okay, Belly.
I don't like this at all. What would Belly's Word of the Year be? Annoying.
You know, like yearning. No, okay, actually, this is a fun game.
Jare.

Speaker 1 I like how you're sitting. I don't know how to sit like a man.
It's honestly really nice. I know.
It's like freeing. It's freeing.
Okay. Let me spread them.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, men just do this all the time. It's nice.
Is that how you sit?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think. No, Ben always sits with his heel up on her.
Oh, no, I see it like this. Yeah, you do.
But how you were sitting before was good belly. This is exclusively a fat man's cross.

Speaker 1 Why do you say that? Because you have to create room for your thighs. This is a skinny man's cross.
That's how girls sit. I'm sorry.
Any guy who sits like that is girly. Or

Speaker 1 like a TV news host or anchor. They don't sit like that.
They cross their 80s. Isn't this a very, what's his name? Larry King? Was that his name? What is the thing?

Speaker 1 I was going to say Stephen King. Larry King? I don't know what either of you are talking about.

Speaker 1 You're both like, I don't know if you know, we're like hot on a podcast. I know Larry King.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's hot, like,

Speaker 1 cool. Okay, everyone, word of the year.
I'm sure. I'm too low.
Jeremiah's word of the year is like seriously loser. Cheater, Lamo.
Like, you're a self-hating Jare. I'm a self-hating Jare.

Speaker 1 I hate myself. Ben.
How do my tits look? Like, they feel really like. You look like you've gynecomastia.

Speaker 1 It feels that way.

Speaker 1 You think you've Joey Gynecomastia?

Speaker 1 Are you okay? Yeah, I'm hot. I'm fine.
No, we're good.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm good. Nobody talks about how hard it is to wear a wig.
No, it's brutal. Terrible.
Yeah, I'm sweating. But fun.
And like, I wonder.

Speaker 1 Ben's obsessed. Fun.

Speaker 1 Ben and his like hair flow. I would love to know, like, what I look like.
Do you know what I mean? I could see you guys. I know.
Same.

Speaker 1 I look like. Like, you look like

Speaker 1 how you think. Like, I don't think I look like Connie.
Like, you, Margo, you actually look so much like Jeremiah. Ben looks like he's like, obviously in a costume.
Like, you look silly. Margo, you.

Speaker 1 Do I look warm? Do I look as warm as I can? Do you have a lot of blush? Yeah. Because your face is blush.

Speaker 1 Why are you flipping your hair like that? Because I can't look at both of you. And it's a really fucking hard seat.
Okay. Oh, my God.
I know who you look like. I know who you look like.
Lena Dunham.

Speaker 1 She has black hair now. You actually look like Lena Dunham.

Speaker 1 And like,

Speaker 1 your attitude is giving hat up from girls. Totally.
And you're like, I can't talk to you about the video. I hate you.

Speaker 1 What else did she say? In that, like, bad, good show? Ben was obsessed with girls.

Speaker 1 It was never a girls person.

Speaker 1 It's kind of cool. I would like seven

Speaker 1 years ago. This is very Lena Duncan.

Speaker 1 Like, I think she actually wore that in. She did.
Yeah. She did.
And now her hair is black. You really, that's who you look like.

Speaker 1 Okay, so word of the year, according to dictionary.com. And by the way, nobody listens to dictionary.com.
They're lowbrow. Like Merriam-Webster is like the fancy one.
Like, okay, good luck.

Speaker 1 Can Belly like put her hair like, what about this? No. She sometimes has a a pony.
Does she have a pony? Okay, now you look like Joachim. No.

Speaker 1 And by the way, I have a basketball story. I chose it for you, Ben.
Oh, great. Megan thee stallion and NBA star Clay Thompson have hit a major relationship move.

Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't know that they were seeing each other. I knew.
Isn't that a good couple? It is. So Megan the Stallion and her.
She was the one who was in Love. Love Island.
And her NBA star boyfriend.

Speaker 1 Clay Thompson. What? Not her enormous story.
Do you mean Meg the Stallion? Margaret? Love Island? She did like a

Speaker 1 small role. Like, she hosted one challenge.
That's how you know her. Like you don't know her from like, I'm a savage.
No, I do, but like I didn't appreciate her until I saw her on Love Island.

Speaker 1 She's funny. I realized that she was really funny.
She was on Love Island.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, you know, Ariana Maddox really fucking sucks at her job. Yeah.
Like you should really be the suckers. I agree.
I wouldn't be surprised if she.

Speaker 1 Do you agree that she sucks at her job? I don't watch. Wow.
Guys, I don't know how, like, I've said this before. How does anyone have the time to watch a show every single night?

Speaker 1 So I was only able to late at night. If it was once a week, I was only able to watch it because I was on maternity leave

Speaker 1 24 hours a day. That's fair.
I haven't actually ever watched a season while also living a full life. And I don't know how people took it.
I don't know. It's amazing.
It takes over their life.

Speaker 1 They're like, I have to home to watch the violin.

Speaker 1 That sucks. But no, it's so fun to watch.
Like, I get it. It's a great show.
We had the time of our lives. I've watched like the first episode, and they play really good music.
Yes, they play amazing.

Speaker 1 Not me discovering the song, oh, it's so good by Jackie's friend, Mimi Webb. What song? Ghost.
Ghost of You? Yeah, sing it.

Speaker 1 Or House on Fire. Ghost.

Speaker 1 I like the word bopping, but we don't know the song. The ghost of you.
Hold on. I love it.
Don't play it. I know, I know, I know.
I'm just looking at it. It's that new artist that I like.
Olivia Dean.

Speaker 1 Do you know Knox?

Speaker 1 Like, KN? Yeah.

Speaker 1 No. Cool.
Ghost. Oh, Ghost of You.
Yeah. Wait, sing it.
Hold on. I'm just going to play really low.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 1 They were playing when they were getting

Speaker 1 said you wanted drinks and games.

Speaker 1 I don't wonder. No, no wonder if you feel the same

Speaker 1 when the lights go out. I see.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I remember that song. Very good.
Yeah, I love, you're right. On One Direction, Five Saucy.
Yes, they play the best music on Love Island. That's really why you would like it, Satchel.

Speaker 1 But back to the story. They bought a house together, Clay Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion.
And now I want to know, Ben, who do you think has more money? Does he have a lot of money? Clay Thompson.

Speaker 1 yeah he's had like a he's had like a couple hundred million dollar contract oh

Speaker 1 go beg no nba players these days the contracts are so stupid

Speaker 1 what sport gets the biggest contracts i feel like baseball no nfl no the nba nfl no i feel like not not even close mortgager you literally you guys you guys you guys definitely not hockey you literally have bad players now on like 40 million dollar a year contract in the nba in the nba actually number one is soccer like like we don't have soccer messi okay but we don't have soccer yeah we do Messi plays for Inter Miami.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we have

Speaker 1 Major League Soccer.

Speaker 1 Union in Philly. Okay.
I don't know. Mark.

Speaker 1 I only know that through work. I only know that through our Kevin Sullivan.
Yeah, there's also

Speaker 1 LAFC, you know, like

Speaker 1 they're all like investors in that, that guy. And they make a lot of money.
Yes, tons. But I don't know.
It's only not number one. I don't think it's number one.

Speaker 1 I think soccer is number one. I think NDA is number two.

Speaker 1 You guys, you're swimming on baseball.

Speaker 1 But the the thing is, baseball's contracts are so long. So you see something like.
No, not only that, I think if you did it per game, football's winning.

Speaker 1 They play like three games a year and they make $100 million. For sure.
Baseball players, they never go home. True.
For sure. For sure.

Speaker 1 So they're getting paid the most, but they're working the hardest. I don't think I would want that.
I would want less money.

Speaker 1 I always say, like, if I was married to a pro-athlete, I would want them to be in football because, yeah, they'd come home with like a concussion.

Speaker 1 But at least they're coming home. They're literally brain dead.
Yeah. They're literally brain dead.

Speaker 1 Oh, oh, oh. Kyla,

Speaker 1 oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, for for Rayal. I know Rayal.
I watched the Beckham documentary. He's approximately $600,000.
Oh, $31 million per week. Oh, so it's $30 million a year, $600,000 per week.

Speaker 1 This is a significant decrease. Oh, damn.
From Paris St. Germain.
No, no, lots of money. Yeah.
I'm totally, I know nothing about football. But yeah, football.
Football.

Speaker 1 But I'm sure that Clay Thompson made it. So chic.
Football? I think. Yeah.
Did you watch Beckham? Yeah, I did. The second one.
Victoria? Yeah. No, not yet was good.
It was okay.

Speaker 1 Soccer? Yeah, I think it's chic.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's who you look like. She's the man.
Amanda Debbie.

Speaker 1 Who said that on FaceTime? I said it around FaceTime because that's sure. It's who you look like.
It's the show. Illyria of Lyria.
It's the show. Welcome to Elyria.

Speaker 1 Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to Allyria.

Speaker 1 Oh, welcome.

Speaker 1 So they bought a house together. Ben, what team does he play for? He plays for the Dallas Mavericks now.
Oh, I wonder where they bought a house.

Speaker 1 He probably bought a house in Dallas, if I had to assume. Oh, also, he's now making so much money because there's no income tax.

Speaker 1 In where?

Speaker 1 Texas. There never has been.
It's not. It's not new.
No, I'm saying in comparison to Golden State, you know how much money he was losing in San Francisco with those crooks?

Speaker 1 It doesn't say where the house is.

Speaker 1 is it's cute it's not cute it's that's a good thing really nice so they're showing you the house but they are not showing you where yeah they were they did hard hands in front with their keys like so cute i just want to say i ship these two so hard i never like see them or think about them.

Speaker 1 And then they come across my desk and I'm like, oh, they're perfect for each other. Yeah.
I'm glad they're still together.

Speaker 1 A little, I have two Dancy with the Stars stories.

Speaker 1 The one is that, yes,

Speaker 1 well, via online. She watches Eclipse.
But like, you really see everything. So, did you see Val's brother, Max? Yes, going on the podcast about Jan? Yes.
And then did you see his apology today?

Speaker 1 I didn't see he apologized. So Max,

Speaker 1 okay, with the ads. I can't.

Speaker 1 And Jan was like. Max Commander Kovitsky has apologized to Jan Rovnik after

Speaker 1 his turn to podcast and has invited Jan to meet and quote, Bury the Hatchet. So I just want to say, like, Max is giving like actual stalker.
No, and it's also like, did you see Val what he said?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was like, listen, my brother has a lot of opinions. Like, I don't agree with them.
He's very passionate, but like, no, I don't agree. Yeah.
I'm very diplomatic. He used to work with Jan.

Speaker 1 Totally. And he didn't want to cause dramas for Alex.
So then Max made like

Speaker 1 an Instagram play tagging at Jan. It was basically like, first and foremost, I want to apologize to Jan for the way my words had made you feel for hurting your feelings.

Speaker 1 Even though Jan said it didn't hurt his feelings, Jan was asked about it. Like after the episodes, they all stand around the ballroom and like do interviews.
He was like, yeah, I saw it.

Speaker 1 Like it didn't hurt my feelings. Like he was just like, I don't care.
He said he's trying to be relevant. Honestly, he was a slave from Jan.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Everything I see of Jan posts dancing with the stars, I didn't like him when he was on, but now I'm kind of obsessed with him. So this is what Max said.
There's a lot more I want to say.

Speaker 1 I would like an opportunity to do it over coffee or any time you have to spare. I would love to meet.
I would love to talk about this and bury it half. Respectfully, no one cares what you have to say.

Speaker 1 Respectfully, actually leave Jan alone. Who's Max? I'm saying, like, he was on the show.
He has his brother's dad. He's a former dancer.
Yeah, and his brother's

Speaker 1 partner. And he's married to another as well.

Speaker 1 It sounds to me like Max is just trying to

Speaker 1 stay relevant. A thousand percent.
And like, not only did Jan not respond to him, now he's writing again, I'd love to meet. I have to meet you now.
I'm so. So you don't leave me your problem.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't want to talk to you. I'm Tim Yan.
Tim Yan. And then the second dancing with the star story was that

Speaker 1 Tim Yan. Tim Yan.
Do you want to flip your hair and say it again?

Speaker 1 Oh, Ben was having issues. Time.
Ben was having issues prior to recording that the horse hair was getting in his eyes.

Speaker 1 Are you okay? I'm fine. I'm fine.
Time. You're wearing contacts.
I didn't realize you're not wearing glasses. Well, Belly doesn't wear glasses.
Of course, no, I know, but like, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 Time Yeon. Tim Yeon.

Speaker 1 Time.

Speaker 1 Well, everyone's talking about this photo of making the rounds. People might not have noticed, but in the background of the filming on Monday, Ashley Titsdale was there with Kenny Ortega.
I saw that.

Speaker 1 Little high school musical reunion, and they were both there as guests of Dylan Efron. Now, I know everyone's sick of me talking about this.
That's weird.

Speaker 1 Because they say, I'm just like looking into the hell Zach Efron, but Kenny Ortega and Ashley Tisdale. Oh, they all like know each other? Wait, I got an email today.

Speaker 1 YouTube TV and Disney haven't reached an agreement. We can't watch ABC on YouTube TV anymore.
How am I supposed to watch Dancing with the Stars?

Speaker 1 ESPN

Speaker 1 cable back. We can't wait.
We don't. We can't watch Nick's games.
Yeah, we can't watch Nick's games. What do you mean? Unless they're on my channel.

Speaker 1 There's no msg on youtube tv you can only watch a nick game on msg you can only watch only if it's if it's like a party game if it's like a great game

Speaker 1 broadcast every single nick game they don't no because margo that's something i learned about sports too like your fave team like might not be on tv most like if i was like oh okay but what about like if you like a youtube jazz fan far to watch a game would they have it they would

Speaker 1 have cable

Speaker 1 But Margaret, if you were like a big game. They'd make sure to have it because they're a bulk.
Right.

Speaker 1 If you were a big Utah Jazz fan, like in this very moment, you would never be able to see their games. That's so crazy.
I know. What about like red zone stuff?

Speaker 1 Then you could see it in like a tiny box. When I became a big San Francisco 49ers fan, when I found out everyone was listening to our podcast in the locker room, I couldn't watch it.

Speaker 1 I was like literally downloading a VPN.

Speaker 1 That is so wild. No, I know.
What was the story? No clue. Oh, YouTube TV, we're not going to be able to watch.
What do we do? There's not another.

Speaker 1 There has to be another, like, can you stream on Peacock? You could watch it. You can't do this today on Hulu.
Or what about Disney Plus? Next day. Not Disney Plus.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 next day. Really? But Disney and ABC.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. So what is everyone else going to do? There's no ABC.
There's no Disney. There's no ESPN on YouTube TV anymore.
How do these people get to a boiling point?

Speaker 1 Oh, you did? Yes. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Positive.
Absolutely. Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, Ashley, Tizyal, and Kenny Ortega have reunited at Dancing with the Stars after the high school musical actress and the film director reunited on Dancing with the Stars Ballroom to watch Zach Efron's younger brother, Dylan Efron, bop to the top for the show's Halloween night.

Speaker 1 Ashley embraced her Disney channel roots, sharing a fabulous selfie with Kenny in the audience. She said, I love at Kenny Ortega so much.
So much fun cheering on Dylan Efron together. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 It's weird.

Speaker 1 It is. Very weird.

Speaker 1 And I've been trying to convince everyone that there's something. Is she married? Ashley Sisdale? Yes, she's two kids.
Got it. Okay, so she couldn't be dating him.
No, no. And he is a girlfriend.

Speaker 1 Long time, like high school girlfriend. She does.
Dylan Efron. Oh, really? Yeah.
Do you think that he is like secretly with his partner? I do. Oh, but she's married.

Speaker 1 Another partner. By the way, it happens a a lot.
This feels like a show of cheaters. You know Robert Herjavec.
It is like everyone likes to. You know Robert Herjivek from Chark Tank? Yeah.

Speaker 1 He was on Dancing with the Stars and then left his wife and married his partner. They have twins.
Yeah, I mean, you're like so close, so sexual. That's why you're never allowed to go on.
Understood.

Speaker 1 That makes sense.

Speaker 1 The Bella twins. Yes.
She like married him and then they got divorced because he was very terrent. Behavior.
We saw them in LA. Did you? At Erewhon, yeah.
Yeah, I know. But so it happens all the time.

Speaker 1 You think Andy's going to run away with his woman? I hope so. Sasha Farber and remember Jen Tran, Bacherette, last season.
Are they still dating? No, they broke out.

Speaker 1 No, there's a lot of, I actually just saved a TikTok because it was somebody going through like

Speaker 1 the pros who have literally gotten married and divorced and then dating it. So Emma, Andrew's

Speaker 1 Andy's partner. Andy.
Yes, yes, yes, Emma. Yes.

Speaker 1 Was married? Married to Sasha Farber.

Speaker 1 Now they're divorced. She's dating Alan.
Yeah. Oh, on the show.
Yes. Is she dating Alan? Yes.
Who's Elaine Hendrix's partner? He pisses me off. Who? Alan.
Well, he watches the show. I just heard out.

Speaker 1 I found out.

Speaker 1 I love you, Alan. And he's Jewish.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like, almost all the guys are Jewish. Max and Val are Jewish.
Well, they're probably Russian Jews. The Eastern Europeans on the show.
And ballroom dance is big in Eastern Europe.

Speaker 1 So it kind of makes sense. Fun fact, I have played basketball with Val.
Yes, Ben has. Ben joined the basketball league.
Probably like three, three years ago. There's like a LA pickup game.

Speaker 1 And Val was there. Somebody invited Ben.
Wow. Like, this is Val.
I'm like, I'm sure you had no idea at the time. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. But he's, he's

Speaker 1 fast. He's aggressive.
Only, only afterwards. Got it.
Yeah, he's in amazing shape. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. He's like a hustler, rebounds, defense.
Like only of that. Also, something that I went through Ben.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to do any of those things.

Speaker 1 He's the opposite of me. I go to Ben's, like, no, no, I don't go.
You don't really play so much anymore. But Ben used to be in like a couple of leagues.
And you're an amazing shooter.

Speaker 1 Like, Ben will stand from halfway down the court. But when I tell you, he does not move.
He does not run. He doesn't do defense.
He just waits by the basket for somebody to give him a ball.

Speaker 1 And his teammates don't give it to him because it's like annoying. Yeah.
Oh, you sound so fun to play with. Wait, by the way, also on Dancing with the Stars, I just want to call one thing out.

Speaker 1 You know what I've really been enjoying is like how they've kind of been showing, which I feel like they used to do back when not everything had to be like so politically correct.

Speaker 1 When like, you know, the pros would like make their like partner cry.

Speaker 1 I saw that video of Max too with Hope Solo. Oh, but not even that, but there was a video of like Alex crying and because she was like, because she said to Val, she's like, I want you to be hard on me.

Speaker 1 Like, I want you to like, you know, yell at me, tell me what what I have to do, whatever.

Speaker 1 At the end of it, she's like crying. And she's like, this is exactly like what I asked for.

Speaker 1 Well, I saw a video of Max's time on the show when he was training Hope Solo, and he shoved her and made her cry. And like, it was actually not funny.
Yeah, it was like bad. Oh, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 Max is getting big loser energy. I just want to say.
No, I, yeah. I, I don't really.
We can't take you seriously.

Speaker 1 Like that. Like, it's kind of like a perfect shade for Ben.
Look at Ben's lips.

Speaker 1 I actually kind of disagree to like a little peachy. But like, yeah, for you, but it matches Ben's skin tone really well.

Speaker 1 I can't with the. Jeremy, I just want to say I'm loving your glossy bomb

Speaker 1 wearing lip gloss. No, I did like, I just like wasn't thinking this morning.
And so I always put on my like lipstain before I start doing my makeup.

Speaker 1 And then once after I put it on, I was like, wait, fuck. And you can take off a lipstain.
So what happens a lot with Toastawien, like I'm not going to be on here with no makeup.

Speaker 1 So yes, like Conrad's wearing Natasha Denona foundation. Ooh, Rich.
I feel like I'm going to use that money. Margo, it's an amazing foundation.
I need it. I highly recommend it.
I need it.

Speaker 1 What I'm, I'm not going to be here makeup list. No, every time I play a male character, he's wearing like a basil foundation.
It's like

Speaker 1 I have, you have like a full face.

Speaker 1 But you're my wood because like, you know, he's he's like that. Does anyone have a theory on Dylan and Jack? And I will let this go at some point, but I just want to say, like, I was right.

Speaker 1 I just think the whole thing, like, when something could so easily be solved by like an Instagram story and it doesn't get done, then there has to be an it begs the question. Yeah, I like that, Margo.

Speaker 1 Hmm. I don't know.
Belly?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Get the fuck away from my girl.

Speaker 1 Chair?

Speaker 1 Chair? Chair. Get out of here.
Chair.

Speaker 1 ladies. There's more than enough to go around.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 chair, what are you doing right now?

Speaker 1 Margot, can you talk into the mic, please?

Speaker 1 This is my engagement ring. Um, that's actually garbage from Starbucks.
So,

Speaker 1 oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 Oh, it doesn't fit

Speaker 1 like she got like a shitty ring? No, you got a ring like that. Like this.
No. Like imagine if this was for a woman.
No, smaller. We mean smaller.

Speaker 1 There was no ring. There was no dynamic.
No, it was like a dot. It was probably the size of a sesame seed.
Yeah. But he's rich.
Right, right. That's why everyone.

Speaker 1 But he like refused to take money from his dad because his dad is toxic and like won't give him a job. So he like scrounged together his lifeguarding money and bought her like a plastic ring.

Speaker 1 Did you see Amazon Prime on Twitter

Speaker 1 making fun of that girl's wedding? Yeah, that was fucked. Yeah.
It was Amazon Prime like India. UK.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 same thing ready for our fifth and final story oh jesse eisenberg do you know who that is ben this actor of course um social network announced like randomly that he's like low-key donating his kidney to a total stranger wow i didn't know where you were going with that what did you think i was gonna say i thought it was all his money though

Speaker 1 no that's you

Speaker 1 okay jesse eisenberg is donating a kidney to a stranger and he's calling it a no-brainer he shared the news while he was recalling his participation in the today show sponsored blood drive.

Speaker 1 He was just like, literally, he didn't come on the Today Show to say this.

Speaker 1 They were like talking about how a couple of years ago he was on the Today Show, they did like a blood drive and he like donated blood. And he's like, I just have so much blood in me.

Speaker 1 I feel like I should spill it all. I really like doing it.
I don't know why. I'm actually donating my kidney in six weeks.
I really am. Holy crap.
I thought he was joking. They were laughing.

Speaker 1 They were like, wait, really? That's crazy. Yeah.
He was like, I got bitten by the blood donation bug. I love it.
And then the host was like, well, that's a big jump, like to donate your kidney.

Speaker 1 He's like, I'm doing an altruistic donation in mid-December, which is like when you don't know the person,

Speaker 1 you just like save a lot. You're in the registry.
You find out you're a match, and you give it. I just refuse to believe that if you donate your kidney, you're fine afterwards.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, you like are unless the other kidney craps out. Having two kidneys is just sort of having like a backup hard drive, right? I'm pretty sure that we're born with two kidneys for a reason.

Speaker 1 It's a very lovely

Speaker 1 thing. I'm just saying, like, like if you do crazy,

Speaker 1 what happens when his second kidney goes away?

Speaker 1 Like, I wouldn't even think about it for sure. Same for total stranger.
That's really nice. So nice.
I could never. That's crazy.
Yeah. Wow.
Risk for him. Like, where do you draw the line?

Speaker 1 Like, okay, obviously, my immediate family. Anyone needs a kidney? Like, I'll do it.
But, like, second cousin. Like, no, but like

Speaker 1 immediate family, like

Speaker 1 best friends. Like, I think you would for your best friend.
I would best friend over a second cousin. Yeah, me too.
Oh, you would. Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. For sure.
Who, what's a second cousin? Do we have any? I don't know. Like, I feel like I have a million of them.
You mean, Ben, you do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I'd probably do it for a second cousin.

Speaker 1 Hmm. Where do I draw the line? Like, if I, okay, like, belly,

Speaker 1 would you give Conrad or Jeremiah a kidney? Of course, you would give now which one? The anything. Oh, if I could only pick one.
We both needed a kidney. And you only have one to give.

Speaker 1 And I know you don't know this, but I just want to remind you: like, you and I are engaged. Like, now, and we're OTP.
Like, we're getting married. We're in love.

Speaker 1 There, you guys haven't gotten engaged yet. Relax.
Oh, right.

Speaker 1 Oh, right. No, no, but we get married.
No, I've decided.

Speaker 1 I've decided to give my kidney. To kill you both.

Speaker 1 To Jeremiah.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. Jeremiah, you are not the father.
Oh, my God. So you're going to kill Connie.

Speaker 1 That's Connie.

Speaker 1 I was like, who is that?

Speaker 1 What? Conrad.

Speaker 1 Connie is a woman's name. It is.
Connie is Conrad. No, Connie is like a Karen in Walmart.

Speaker 1 That's 100%. Connie is your look, Connie B.
That is 100%. We have to have Ben do that TikTok.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 That is 100% your look, Connie baby. Oh, God.

Speaker 1 Cringe.

Speaker 1 Maybe Belly, actually, Connie, you can have her.

Speaker 1 Time casts a spell on you. Is that in the show? It's like a pivotal moment when she's.
Is that Tara McLaughlin?

Speaker 1 With Mac.

Speaker 1 Got it. Got it.
Pretty similar. In the home.

Speaker 1 Like a mental breakdown because I'm not being like a good boyfriend at my own mother's funeral. I think I remember that.

Speaker 1 And then like you swarm out of the the funeral, and then that song starts playing.

Speaker 1 And you, no, you actually yell at me, and you yell at Connie at like what they call a Shiva, what's whatever the memorial is at the house. You yell at Connie in front of everyone at his mom's weight.

Speaker 1 That's pretty fucked up. It was so awkward.
Oh, and then you fall. Then you fall.
She fell.

Speaker 1 Oh, she fell.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Time casts a spell on you

Speaker 1 and you won't forget me.

Speaker 1 I can't wait for catch me.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 I could not hold you, but you would not let me. Here we go, ready?

Speaker 1 Was it just a boy? I'll follow you down to the sound of my voice on

Speaker 1 you.

Speaker 1 Give me just a chance.

Speaker 1 I can't supplicate your belly button. You have the biggest belly button I've ever seen in in my life.

Speaker 1 It is a vast, dark belly. It is.
I mean, if you guys want to zoom in, I miss Lacey. Goes really deep.
Oh, she misses Lacey. Miss Lacey.
Did you hear that, Belly? Who?

Speaker 1 Who the fuck is Lacey?

Speaker 1 Is she friendly to the tailor? No. Oh, Lacey's the mom.
No. Laurel.
I cheated on you with Lacey. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The hooker in that place.
The Cuba. No, got my Cuba.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 I'm sweating, so I'm wrapping. Oh, go for it.
It's been an absolute pleasure hanging out with you guys. I hope you enjoyed another party toast to eat in the books.

Speaker 1 I was really worried about not doing toast to meet with Jackie, but like, honestly, we crushed. We crushed.
Missed her, though. Of course.

Speaker 1 Laurel.

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