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But by all means, except Peter Sagal's substitute. Here at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, it's Karen Chee.
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I'm Karen Chi, filling in for Peter Sagal. He's at home recovering from a fight with another NPR host right now.
I don't want to name any names, but let's just say Steve Inskeep is a biter. You're all in for a treat because later we're talking to Oscar-nominated actor Brian Tyree Henry.
You probably know him from Atlanta or his new show, Dope Thief, or, as I know him, as the voice of the absolutely jacked Smokey the Bear. But first, it's your turn to call in to play our games.
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Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Hey, Karen.
This is Kevin Stroud. I live in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Oh, Kevin, hi, welcome. Thank you, thank you.
Kevin, what do you do in beautiful Raleigh? By day, I am a mental health therapist. Oh, wow, that's an amazing job.
Thank you for doing that. I'm sure you're doing great in your business, but if you need any referrals, I do have a lot of ex-boyfriends.
Oh. Well, we said we weren't going to talk about that, Karen.
All right, Kevin, let's introduce you to our panel. First, a comedian and fashion designer whose new Summerline and new novel, Silk and Silencer, will be available May 15th on bbspoke.shop.
It's Brian Babylon. Hey, what's up, man? How are you? Good, bro.
Good, good. Good to hear.
Next, the host of the daily podcast, TBTL, and the public radio variety show, Livewire, which will be live at the Reser Center in Beaverton, Oregon on May 1st, Luke Burbank. Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Luke, how are you? And a comedian and host of the podcast Fake the Nation, who you can follow on all the social media platforms that you keep meaning to delete, it's Nageen Farsad. Hey! Welcome to the show, Kevin.
You're going to play Who's Bill This Time. Bill Curtis is going to read you three quotes from this week's news.
If you can correctly identify or explain two of them, you'll win our prize, which is any voice from our show that you choose on your voicemail. Are you ready? Absolutely.
Let's do it.

Amazing.

Your first quote is from a spokesperson at a gambling site.

It's our biggest non-sporting event of the year,

and we expect the betting to really pick up as we head toward the conclave.

So people are betting on who is going to be the next what?

The voting for the next for the papacy? Yes, that's correct. People are betting on who is going to be the next pope.
People mourned Francis's passing all over the world, but no one more than the producers of the movie Conclave, who said, hey, couldn't he have at least done this during our Oscar campaign? It is a sign of how in touch the Pope was with the people in the church that he was like, wait, conclaves are huge right now. We got to ride this train.
I love that idea that he was so into pop culture because I feel like he had a really great sense of humor. And I feel like he was like, guys, wouldn't it be funny if I met J.D.
Vance and then I died? That's the timing. That's what happened.
His commitment to the bit. Famously.
Incredible. He wrote an encyclical on being committed to the bit.
He lived it. What Nagin is saying is true.
The vice president met with the Pope the day before he died and said to him, it's good to see you in better health. Which, incidentally, it's good to see you in better health is also what J.D.
Vance said to the stock market in March. And the national championship trophy before that.
That guy is on a tear. I feel like more industries should sort of announce the new head of the company through smoke and its colors.
It's just a fun kind of way to do it. I also think, you know how you can like carry around like a little personal fan for when you're hot? I think personal smoke machine for when you just want to like share in a detail about your life.
Right. Wait, I just want to bring it back to the smoke though, because I want to say if you're betting on the new Pope, remember if the smoke is blue, it's going to be a boy.
Right. And if the smoke is pink, it's also going to be a boy.
The Pope is always going to be a boy. It's always his boy.
Yeah. The world's least interesting gender reveal.

Yeah.

All right, Kevin.

Your next quote is some words costing someone tens of millions of dollars.

Please and thank you.

This week, a tech CEO said that we cost his company millions of dollars when we say those words when typing requests into what?

Oh, into chat GPT. That's correct.
Yeah. Open AI CEO Sam Altman says, please and thank you cost his company tens of millions of dollars because it's unnecessary data for ChatGPT to process.
And I just want to say, if this is costing him money, I love that. I'm going to be extra polite.
I'm going to start using cat GPT just to give it a forehead kiss after each answer. I love it.
It's like I'm from the Pacific Northwest and I've lost friends in the war. And by the war, I mean coming to a four-way stop when someone else came to the same four-way stop and everyone's waiting for the other person to go.'s like next level politeness we need to do that with these programs just completely lock them up but you know also like i got into it with chat gbt a couple of nights ago where yeah it didn't it was telling me it was going to do something i got this plan that plan you download this you download hey champion g the link's not working oh i know i know that's bad.
I said something that I couldn't do. Sorry for over-promising.
Then I'm like, why would you do that? Oh, I don't know. It really went to this whole thing.
I know, I'm so sorry. I won't do it again.
So how many icebergs melted because of this lover's spat? It was a lot. Because I had to tell it like, hey, man, don't tell me any more BS.
Get on your square, yo. He's like, yo, okay, I will.
And then he had a meltdown. All of that cost that guy, Sam Altman, money, right? Yeah, I was going to say it's costing him money, but it's also requiring a lot of power and electricity.
So when you're asking it a request, you have to remember that saying something like, write my term paper is fine, but please, hi, will you write my term paper? Thank you. Burns down an entire Brazilian rainforest.
But also, I wonder, I mean, so the argument for being friendly to the AI is that eventually they'll take over and be our masters and they'll know which ones of us were nice. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
100%. So, okay, so I have a question, which is, like, do we have a quota as people for how nice we can be? And then if we are nice to AI all the time, are we then mean to our moms? Is it a zero-sum game of niceness? Right, right.
And then, and if you're mean to your mom, how many icebergs does that melt? Wait, Nagin, do you wake up every morning being like, I can only say five nice things today? Yeah, is that how we all do it? Did you see the color of her smoke backstage, Karen? It was, I've used up all of my nice things. Yeah, yeah.
All right, Kevin, now we are on to our last quote.

I really don't care about plant-based.

That was someone speaking to the New York Times about new data that finds what is back on American plates.

Hmm.

You got a hint for me?

A hint is, it is something that was once alive.

Me? That's correct. That's right.
Meat is back. Or, depending on which state you live in, meat is the same.
It's what's still been for dinner. Yeah.
After years of decline, sales of meat hit record highs last year. And this is due to a number of factors.
It's that high protein diets are in, we're getting tired of plant-based meats, but more than anything, we just don't like those cows' attitudes. Am I the only vegetarian on this panel? Okay.
I'm not. Oh, I'm not.
I am a vegetarian. The fake meat is not what it is cracked up to be.
It's not. I'm not surprised to hear that people are, I don't know if they're going away from that and towards real meat, but that stuff is not, I don't care what it's on the box, what it looks like.
You get that thing home and you cook it up. It is not fooling anybody.
No. I do agree with what you're saying though.
I mean, we did go too crazy with the plant-based stuff.

Like, I used a plant-based shampoo, which I'm pretty sure is just normal shampoo.

Yes.

But now that we're overcorrecting, I can't wait to see the new Windex now with Lamb.

Oh.

Bill, how did Kevin do?

Kevin rocked with three in a row.

He won. Woo!

Kevin, congratulations, and thank you so much for playing. Of course.
He won. Kevin, congratulations,

and thank you so much for playing.

Of course. Thank you so much, Karen.

Right now, panel, time for you to answer

some questions about this week's news.

Luke, loose-lipped Secretary

of Defense Pete Hegseth says

he's carrying wasteful spending

at the Pentagon, and he

is making changes, according to CBS Thank you. Luke, loose-lipped Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth says he's having wasteful spending at the Pentagon.

And he is making changes.

According to CBS News, he's adding a what to the Pentagon's briefing room?

A makeup studio?

That's correct.

Pete Hegseth is adding a makeup studio.

And we know this because he texted his stylist, hey, I can't wait to try this new eyeshadow. Also, here are the nuclear codes.
So this CBS News, I think, reported this initially, that there was money being allocated to sort of remaking, remodeling this green room. And so then somebody over there said, this is totally made up.
This is BS. Here's the room.
And then they tweeted out what was clearly a photo of a makeup room.

It was pretty much as advertised.

It was also, they went one step further, actually.

The DOD struck back at this report saying, and this is exactly what you want your spokesperson

to say if you are the Secretary of Defense.

They said, Pete Hegseth doesn't need a makeup room because Pete Hegseth does his own makeup. I love the idea of like a four-star general showing up at the Pentagon and a PA being like, should I take you to hair and makeup? I did my own glam.
Can you imagine Don Rumsfeld showing up in full glam?

You're so pretty

Oh, so pretty

You really knocked me off my feet

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We are playing this week with Luke Burbank, Brian Babylon, and Nagin Farsad. And here again is your host at the Studeers Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Karen Chee.

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Thank you so much for joining us. You're going to play our game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction.
So what's the topic, Bill? Childhood fears come true. You know, the classic kid fears like the dark, the boogeyman, the creeping realization that you've peaked at age seven.
This week, somebody's childhood fear did come true, and our panelists are going to tell you about it. So pick the one who's telling the truth, and you'll win our prize, the wait-waiter of your choice, on your voicemail.
Chris, are you ready to play? I'm ready. All right.
First up, it's Nagin Farsad. As a kid, the only thing Ronald D'Souza feared more than getting pantsed was escalators.
He feared that if he didn't tie his shoes before getting on an escalator, it would eat his legs. To this day, as an adult manager of the Macy's in Palm Desert, California, Ronald takes a beat too long to step on, waiting for the right step, missing the right step, and then waiting again for the right step.
One day, he was doing a VIP tour with vendors when the laces of his Oxfords came undone. He didn't notice and led the group to the escalator.
That's when the escalator began to eat his shoe. He was reflexively pulled to his knees, and that's when his pant leg got sucked in,

pulling his trousers down and showing off his tighty-whities. It was a double-whammy childhood nightmare.
He was rescued, but only after his clients and a steady stream of shoppers were treated to the rear end of a man perched like he was getting a public prostate exam.

Co-workers cut him out of the pants,

after which he scurried to the men's section,

looking business on top, party on the bottom.

Nowadays, Ronald takes the elevator.

That is a workplace pantsing from Nagin Farsad. And your next story of a We One's Worry come to life comes from Brian Babylon.
This week, Mitchell and Brienne of Traverse City, Michigan had their first date. They decided to go hunting for rocks.
That's what romance looks like in Michigan. So they headed up to the beach looking for some special bluestones, sort of like a Bachelor and Indiana Jones spinoff.
Now Breanne sees a spot near the water and says, that looks dangerous. Mitchell hears that and just like a typical man goes, oh word, well that's exactly where I'm going.
This fool steps into the danger zone and gets snatched up to his waist in two seconds by quicksand. And get this, he wasn't even shocked.
He said, oh, not this again. Again, how many times have you been in quicksand, bro? What kind of lifestyle is this? Who raised you, Shaggy from Scooby-Doo? But here's the real rom-com moment.
During the 911 call, they both accidentally dropped the girlfriend and boyfriend title for the first time to the 911 caller. The firefighters finally showed up and pulled Mitchell out like a human cork.
Moral of the story, if your date starts with yard work and turns into a rescue op and then ends with relationship titles, congratulations, you're not in love, you're in a Lifetime movie. And that's the story about how quicksand is real from Brian Babylon.
And your last story of a fear becoming fact comes from Luke Burbank. Kylie Hogan of Coober Pedy, Australia, knew she wasn't losing her mind.
The married mother of three kept telling her husband, Paul, she was hearing something or someone under the bed after he'd fall asleep at night. But his response was, nar, it's just your imagination.
But in fact, as the Coober P.D. Times reported recently, nar, it wasn't just your imagination.
The noises were coming from under the house, in the ground, where a sinkhole was slowly opening up. When the city finally came out to investigate, it turned out the hole was part of a rich vein of opals.
Unfortunately, the family had to move out of their home,

which was torn down,

but fortunately they now own the rights to a very profitable opal operation,

allowing them to build a huge new home

just down the street,

complete with toilets that flush in the normal direction

and a beautiful fenced backyard

where the family's pet koala, Crikey,

can relax with her babies,

safe from area dingoes. Okay, Chris, so you've got Nagin's story of a man getting pantsed by an escalator during a big day at work, Brian's story of a man getting stuck in quicksand on a first date, and from Luke, a woman who finds out

that the monster under her bed is actually a sinkhole. So which one do you think is real?

I think I'm gonna go with Luke's because it sounds more realistic. He's hoping I'm not wrong.

Okay, so your choice is Luke's story about a misadventure in Australia.

To find out the correct answer, we spoke to a reporter covering the real story.

There are probably easier ways to get a girlfriend than getting stuck in quicksand.

Wow.

There is.

That was Kara Berg of the Detroit News talking about the quicksand romance.

I'm so sorry, Chris, but Brian had the real answer.

You got to go with your answer. You got to go with

your heart. You got to go with your heart.
And that's how you should think about your law school

finals. Chris, I'm sorry you didn't win, but you did earn a point for Luke.
So thank you so much. And now the game we call Not My Job.
Brian Tyree Henry is an Oscar, Emmy, and Tony-nominated actor who first came to national attention playing the rapper Paperboy in FX's Atlanta. Since then, he's been a superhero, a transformer, and in his new show, Dope Thief, a small-town

grifter pretending to be a DEA agent. Thank God I flushed all my drugs before the interview started.
Brian Tyree Henry, welcome to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. I didn't flush mine, so that's all.
Oh, great. Okay, I'll have my toilet burp mine back up then.
Please don't ever say that sentence again. Brian, I wanted to ask, you've been nominated for an Oscar, a Tony, and an Emmy.
So my next question was, how does it feel to achieve the pinnacle of cinematic success? By which I mean voicing Smokey Bear. To be honest with you, it feels like the role i was born to play

i truly love going to national parks shirtless as often as possible

um so i feel like it was a method acting um gig for me

you know what i just realized smoky the bear did not have a shirt on i never realized that

I'm sorry. you know what i just realized smoky the bear did not have a shirt on i never realized that if you look at him recently he's gotten quite buff which i was like

i was like is that for me

listen you joke but i literally wrote down the question are you the reason smoky bear is hot now

I'll see you next time. Listen, you joke, but I literally wrote down the question, are you the reason Smokey Bear is hot now? I hope so.
It better be. Okay, wait, going off of this, though, I did have a question.
Merry Kiss Kill, Smokey Bear, Paddington Bear, and Winnie the Pooh. Okayoh okay Mary I would say Mary Smokey for the benefits any national park you want so clearly right Mary kiss I would kiss Paddington because you know he deserves it and he'll taste like marmalade.
So that's that. And you got to kill Winnie because put your pants on.
I have another question, which is that you've been in Transformers, The Eternals, and Spider-Man. These are all huge franchises.
And I wanted to rewind all the way back in time and ask, do you remember what your very first role was? Yes. Embarrassingly enough, I was Santa Claus in my preschool production.
I don't even know what this play was about. But I remember I had like a cotton ball beard, you know, where they glued this beard together.
And, you and you know all the parents were there and I was the final part of this Christmas play and I'm playing Santa Claus and I have Mrs. Claus with me and we've been rehearsing all week and literally as it comes to me I pull my beard down and go to my teacher off the side of the stage and I go what's my line? Which in a photo that mother captured, you can see this woman full of rage going, Merry Christmas, Brian! He pulled it like, what's my motivation? Like, what's my motivation? And here I am now, a Tony and the Oscar doctor.

He's like, he's like, ho, ho, line, line, ho.

Yeah, it was great, but I nailed it, just to be very clear.

Well, now when you do win an Oscar, you have to start off your speech by saying, Merry Christmas. Merry, what's my line? Yeah.
I also wanted to ask about a different role, which I read about, and I wasn't sure if it was a rumor. Is it true that you played a tree in Chekhov's The Three Sisters? Who sent you?

I did.

It definitely humbles you.

And my only line in that play was what?

I was like, well, at least this tree gets to speak.

At least there's some depth there.

Did you always remember your line in that one? Oh, man, I must have been on so many drugs at that point. I don't remember.
Yeah, I wonder if your line was actually what, or if that's what you said because you couldn't remember. Or if that's what I said.
Both can be true, honestly. Both can be true.
Nuance is what they say. Going off of that, I wanted to ask, you've been a part of so many iconic projects, both on stage and on screen.
What are you most recognized for when you're out in the world? I believe there's a black person on this panel. Did I hear you? Yeah, it's me.
I'm here. Yeah.
Yeah. Wait, wait, don't tell me.
It's this guy. Yeah.

Paperboy. Yeah.
Always. I mean, I could be in places where there's a population of 300 people and somebody is going to scream Paperboy at me.
But it's changing. It's changing.
I went to my local grocery store Not too long ago

Because yes, I like to buy my own groceries everywhere um and this woman was like hey i just want you to know that i just want to know are you the actor from dope thief and i threw my arms around i was like thank you thank you so much yes i am thank you so much uh so it's all shifting, but Paperboy is usually the thing that... Was it Irwan? Was it the great grocery store? Close.
Close. It was Sprouts.
Oh, yeah. How dare you? Ir one.
All right.

All right, Brian Tyree Henry.

We've actually invited you here to play a game that we're calling...

BTH meet BTS.

That's right.

You are Brian Tyree Henry, BTH.

So we're going to ask you about one of the biggest bands in history, BTS.

So answer three questions about the K-pop icons, and you'll win our prize for one of our listeners. Bill, who is Brian playing for? Britain the Trinite of Round Rock, Texas.
Lift your heart for thinking I'll know any of these answers, but let's go. Okay, here's your first question.
After forming in 2010, BTS became one of the biggest bands in the world. They're so popular that which of these is true? A, they were the only band that Pope Francis had on his iPod.
B, the crowds at BTS concerts are so loud that the noise is faintly detectable

from space. Or C,

almost 1 in 10 visitors to

South Korea go there for BTS-related

reasons.

I'm gonna say the last one,

1 in 10 go to Korea.

Yes, that's correct.

NPR reported that BTS adds

$5 billion annually Thank you. Yes, that's correct.

NPR reported that BTS adds $5 billion annually to South Korea's economy.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

What can K-pop do for you?

Yeah.

All right, Brian, here's your next question.

BTS thinks a lot about their lyrics, so much so that they do what before recording them? A. Run them by a women's studies professor B.
Have their official fan account send out definitions for any particularly big words and C. Make sure they sound just as good screamed out loud or whispered to yourself alone in your bedroom Well the last the last one I do myself, so that's fine.
I'm going to say the second one about having someone look up the words that seem... Do you want to guess again? I only want to be on games that gaslight me like this one.
Thank you. Okay, the third one.

Listen, I'm going to give you one more guess.

Merry Christmas.

Okay, the first one.

That's correct.

Yay!

All right, here's your last question. Fans were worried about the future of BTS because all South Korean men are required to complete a year and a half of military service before the age of 28.
So as BTS neared their deadline, the government got involved. How? A, they negotiated a special two-year

truce with North Korea to make sure BTS would stay safe. B, they passed a special law allowing anyone to defer their service as long as they're in a hit K-pop band.
And C, they amassed a quote strategic BTS song stockpile.

The further service? And C, they amassed a, quote, strategic BTS song stockpile.

Refer their service?

That's correct.

You got it.

After a bit of deferring for a world tour, all of the BTS members have since enlisted.

So, Bill, how did Brian do on our quiz?

Brian, you did great. You got them all right.
You're a winner.

Bill, are you sure you don't want to ask what your line is just to be safe?

Brian Tyree Henry is starring in Dope Thief on Apple TV+. Brian, thank you so much for joining us on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

You crush it.

Thank you, man.

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We're playing this week with Nagin Farsad, Luke Burbank, and Brian Babylon. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Karen Big Dog.
Shee. Thank you, Bill.
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But right now, panel, some more questions for you from the week's news. Brian, this is exciting.
Scientists say they've discovered a new color. And if you want to see it, all you have to do is what? This has nothing to do with mushrooms, right? Here's a hint.
Yeah. It involves a laser and the last thing you should ever do with a laser.
Oh, yeah. It's called, well, in my neighborhood, they call it like lightsaber syndrome.
But it's like, you're not supposed to look into a laser. Do you live on the Death Star? You're not supposed to look straight into a laser.
I'll give it to you, that's correct. Thank you.
Shoot a laser into your eye. So scientists have discovered a new color, and all you have to do to see it is to shoot a laser into your eye.
So is the color called blind? Yeah. Oh, man, blind.
This is a good question because the color is called Olo for Olo, my eyes. How did blind Brian get his nickname? Yeah.
You know what? If you ever want to go YOLO, just see Olo. Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah. I honestly though, apparently the color is supposed to be like a blue green, which I got to be honest.
I don't think it should count if the brand new color can be described by two preexisting colors colors and who told them that like what i'm saying like what test subjects all right you ready yeah ready okay what do you see uh blue green but also they're like it's a color i've never seen before like how do they know worth it i've seen i've seen blue green i don't need it that's a good point I really want them to find a new color and be like, this one is spiky.

Okay, Nageen.

This week, the Wall Street Journal reported that now more than ever, Americans are no

longer giving each other what?

High fives.

Can I get a hint?

Yeah, a hint is that only 20% of my friends call me Big Dog anymore.

Oh, nicknames. That's correct.
Nicknames. Wait, there's like a decline in nicknames? Yeah, nicknames appear to be on the decline, partly due to young people being very mindful about building their professional presence online, which is kind of good practice, right? Because you don't want your interviewer's first question to be, so do you prefer Elizabeth or Pizza Slut 35? But luckily, nickname levels remain high among Little League baseball teams, construction sites, and bodegas where the owner

just calls you boss. Are you saying this is bad for my longtime friend Camaro Kev?

In my friend group, everyone had a dumb nickname. What was yours? Luke.
And that's what was most hurtful. My parents gave it to me.
So my husband had a friend group in college where every single person had a nickname as well. And it's funny because to this day, I don't know their real name.
So I just refer to these people like, oh, are you going to call up baby hairs and see what he's doing this weekend? What's your boy jeans up to? They were also weird nicknames that didn't make sense out of context. Baby hairs is definitely the nickname for Peter Sakel.
Moving on, nobody tell him I said that. Coming up, it's Lightning Fill in the Blank, but first, it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme.
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Hey, this is Celine calling from Steamboat Springs, Colorado. Wow.
Welcome. Yeah, Steamboat Springs is such a lovely name.
It feels like a city from a picture book. Yeah, and, you know, Steamboat's a great place for, you know, a landlocked mountain town.
So. Well, welcome to the show, Celine.
Bill Curtis is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on two limericks, you're going to be a winner.
So here's your first limerick. To my brain, a sweet signal you send.
It's a pizza and late night talks blend. It's that wonderful scent of letting me vent.
Thank you for being a... Friend? Yes.
That's correct. According to scientists, a person's smell can be more influential than their personality when you're deciding to be their friend.
I can see how that could work on like a subconscious level, but someone audibly smelling me is not my secret to friendship. This would give like a show like Sex and the City such a different look if they were sitting around having brunch and sniffing each

other. And being like, no, thank you, Samantha.
And then they were like, at that point, I realized Master Big smelt great. Celine, here's your next limerick.
If your car is nearby, maybe you should checker. He's a mirror and shiny car hood wrecker.
Lots of damage occurred from this hard-headed bird. Now our town lives in fear of a...
Woodpecker? That's correct. An ornery woodpecker has destroyed over 20 car windows and mirrors in Cape Ann, Massachusetts.
He's pecking windows, glass, metal. He's not a woodpecker.
He's just a pecker. Wow.
Wait, where is this pecker now? I think still there. So he's just out like ravaging the town.
I assume at this point, the mayor of the town. Yes.
Under Cape Ann law, he is now the mayor. All right, Celine,

here is your last limerick. Viral infections are dumb, but the thought of a shot leaves me numb.
They don't yet have slurpees for flu or for herpes. I will chew on this germ killing.
Gum.

That's correct.

Scientists at the University of Pennsylvania have developed a chewing gum that helps fight against viral infections like influenza. Its working title? Juicy flu.
Oh, no. The gum is made from a kind of bean that contains a protein that essentially traps viruses.
So in the lab, this gum neutralized two strains of flu and two strains of herpes. So if your spouse is always coming home late, chomping on gum whenever they're working late, I've got some bad news for you.
Wait, so you, and you can chew it like all the time or how does it? Is it like Nicorette or just my breast milk? Yeah, or you just do it like a vaccine.

You just chew on it once a year.

Oh, I think it's pretty often.

So every time you kiss somebody, you're like,

muah, chew, chew, chew.

Or you're like, oh my God, I'm real itchy.

Chew, chew, chew.

Right.

That's the slogan for the gum, chew my God, I'm real itchy. Choo, choo, choo.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah. That's the slogan for the gum.

Choo, choo, choo.

Yeah.

Gums and trains.

Bill, how did Celine do?

She did wonderfully.

Three in a row, Celine.

Good going.

Yay.

Celine, thank you so much for playing. Yeah, thanks for having me.
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Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as they can, and each correct answer is worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores? Nagin and Brian each have two, and Luke is skyrocketing at four.
What? Whoa. That's what that bluff will do for you.
Doesn't make any sense. I know.
All right, Nagin and Brian, you're tied. So Nagin, I'm just going to arbitrarily say you're up first.
Great. The clock will start when I begin your first question.
Fill in the blank. On Monday, Marco Rubio unveiled plans for a massive reorganization of the blank department.
Oh, the hair and makeup department at the state department. Right, the state department.
On Wednesday, long-serving Illinois Senator Blank announced plans to retire. Dick Durbin.
Right. This week, health officials warned that if vaccination rates continued to decline, the U.S.
could see millions of new cases of Blank. Measles.
Right. This week, a couple in Pittsburgh got married at their dream location, Blank.
A quicksand thing on the beach. Not far.
The mosh pit of a cannibal corpse show. i was gonna say that on wednesday olympic gymnast blank won her fourth world sportswoman of the year award oh simone yeah right biles simone biles this week nasa celebrated the 35th anniversary of the blank telescope hubble right after celebrating a bachelor a bachelor party, a man in Ireland spent the next three weeks trying to blank.
Um, annul his wedding. Trying to remember where he parked.
After parking his car, the man went out, partied, and completely forgot where it was. He then spent the next three weeks searching one neighborhood at a time.
Thankfully, he's now found the car just in time to get wasted at the wedding reception and lose it all over again. Bill, how did Nagin do? Five ripe, ten more points.
Total to twelve, puts her in the lead. All right, Brian, you're up next.
Fill in the lead.

All right, Brian, you're up next.

Fill in the blank.

On Wednesday, Russia launched a new wave of drone attacks on blank.

Ukraine.

Right.

According to a new study, nearly half of U.S. teenagers

say that blank has a negative effect

on their mental health.

Social media.

Right.

This week, the White House denied

Arkansas's request for federal aid to help people affected by blanks. The flutter tornado.
Right. On Tuesday, rescue workers in New Jersey warned that a blank in the southern part of the state had expanded to cover over 8,500 acres.
Fire. Right.
In a huge rule change, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences said that members need to blank before voting for the Oscars. Watch the damn movie.
That's correct. Kenyan runner Faith Kipyagon announced she would attempt to become the first woman to break the four-minute blank this summer.
Mile? Right. On Thursday, the 2025 blank draft began in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Go Bears, NFL. Right.
This week, a man in Indonesia escaped with only minor injuries after he drove off an uncompleted bridge because Blank. Bogus-ass Google Maps.
That's correct. Because Google Maps told him it was the fastest route.
It is. To a stairway to heaven.
Even though he crashed into the road below and then ran into a whole bunch of trees, the man escaped with pretty much no injuries. Then really bad stuff happened after the ambulance driver that picked him up was like, don't worry, I know a shortcut.
All right, Bill, how did Brian do? For the first time in 10 years, I'm honored to say that Brian got every single one. Oh, my God.
Eight right, 16 more points, total of 18. So how many does Luke need to win? Seven to tie and eight to win.
All right. Okay, Luke, this is for the game.
As part of their ongoing battle, Blank University filed suit against the White House this week. Harvard.
Right. On Tuesday, the International Monetary Fund warned that Trump's trade war was

putting the world closer to a global blank. Recession.
Right. This week, the White House proposed tariffs of up to 3,500 percent on solar panels from blank.
China. Right.
According to a new report, blank pollution levels are getting worse across the U.S. Air.
Right. After being accused of stealing over $200,000, a bank employee in Arkansas defended herself by saying blank.
I was trying to buy my baby a new tooth. That she was just borrowing the money.
Citing a loss of journalistic independence, the executive producer of CBS's blank resigned. 60 minutes.
Right. On Wednesday, human runners competed against 20 blanks in a half marathon in China.
Robots. Right.
After a driver accidentally drove away with a woman's kid still asleep in the backseat, Uber refused to connect the woman and the police with the driver, but they did blank. Hire the kids.
They did offer her a $10 credit for a future ride.

I first want to say everyone in the story is okay, and the police got the girl back safe and sound,

no problem. And I just want to say that nothing says we're sorry like a $10 credit for a future

ride. Oh, wait, I'm so sorry.
That's in Canadian dollars, so a $7 credit for a future ride. Bill, did Luke do well enough to win? Six right, 12 more points, total of 16.
It was close, but not a win. Brian is the champion.
Yeah. In just a minute, we'll ask our panelists to predict who will be the surprising new pope.
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