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You're there on your spiritual journey.
Eat, pray, love.
And they walk up, squirt shit on your foot.
Please help me welcome Mark Norman.
Rob Lowe is my guest today.
Andrew Santino, Olympic silver medalist Tom Schumber.
Where are you taking us today?
China.
Germany, baby.
Ethan.
There are just chicks in phone booths.
It's like the zoo.
Just took something called Yabba.
That's just another word for meth.
You did a line.
I did a line.
We both run in different directions.
Fuck, that guy just stole my phone.
No, they're offering her to you.
They're offering their daughter.
Fishing knives.
Like, one was here, one was here, one was here.
On you?
I had been robbed before.
I think Andy's dancing with a gong.
She's so hot, though.
Right next to a hyena there.
Wait, how's your tech gonna protect you?
They don't.
Do a little amount of traveling.
Realize what you have back at your home.
I would do the French accent with English words.
Oh, where is the water fountain?
The red light district.
Like, no blacks.
No blacks.
No way.
There's something wrong.
National Geographic trip around the world in a private jet in 26 days.
Let's get out of here.
Right.
As soon as you hear about this shit, you're like, let's get out of here.