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Speaker 1
You're there on your spiritual journey. Eat, pray, love.
And they walk up, squirt shit on your foot.
Speaker 1
Please help me welcome Mark Norman. Rob Lowe is my guest today.
Andrew Santino, Olympic silver medalist Tom Schumber. Where are you taking us today? China.
Germany, baby. Ethan.
Speaker 1
There are just chicks in phone booths. It's like the zoo.
Just took something called Yabba. That's just another word for meth.
You did a line. I did a line.
We both run in different directions.
Speaker 1
Fuck, that guy just stole my phone. No, they're offering her to you.
They're offering their daughter. Fishing knives.
Like, one was here, one was here, one was here. On you? I had been robbed before.
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I think Andy's dancing with a gong. She's so hot, though.
Right next to a hyena there. Wait, how's your tech gonna protect you? They don't.
Do a little amount of traveling.
Speaker 1
Realize what you have back at your home. I would do the French accent with English words.
Oh, where is the water fountain? The red light district. Like, no blacks.
No blacks. No way.
Speaker 1
There's something wrong. National Geographic trip around the world in a private jet in 26 days.
Let's get out of here. Right.
As soon as you hear about this shit, you're like, let's get out of here.