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Yes,

type shit, type shit, man.

So, I like how you try to throw the black accent on.

What's the type shit?

Come on.

I was just trying to relate to you.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I get it.

Hey, you know what I'm saying?

So, I was wondering.

Yo, just don't.

Come on.

Okay, all right.

Let's run the show regular.

Guys, let's just run it regular.

We're not going to do the type shit

off-bat.

Guys, scratch all the black accents.

Scratch the black shit they rehearsed.

Let's get that out.

We had a whole black program.

Time shit, type shit to start out.

That's crazy.

I thought that would make you be like, I'm home.

Nah, that's well, no.

I don't feel that way when

it's weird.

Cancel the whole thing.

Okay.

All right.

So, Druski, how are you?

I'm great, man.

This sounds like the Magic Johnson hour.

You're a funny guy.

How long have you been funny for?

Oh, no.

Can I just be honest with you though, for real?

And I'm going to see if I do this right.

Pause.

You smell great, man.

Oh, I appreciate that, man.

Thank you, man.

You really do.

It was like the first thing I noticed.

Hey, man, you know,

is there an endorsement you want to plug for that?

No, it's nothing, actually.

I think eventually I will have my own smell.

Fragrance?

Yeah, my own fragrance and stuff.

You really will?

Yeah, I probably will at some point.

Yeah, I don't have enough money yet to start throwing that type of stuff out there.

It's incredible.

Dude, what?

I mean, we were talking briefly.

I've been a big fan of yours as anybody who has same hair the internet

um and we've uh we've communicated a bunch i went to your live show in la last year yeah that

well i was getting it it was wild as the beginning it was wild but i wouldn't but i mean no it was fun

fun was a good description

it was a fun night man well you get it yeah it was a good time it was uh it was a learning environment i think uh that tour was but uh but you kept doing it obviously and yeah i mean money can money does that yeah money does that but you're gonna do a whole bunch more of those.

Yes, I think.

Well, now we've we've kind of changed it a little bit.

I think that was kind of almost like an experiment, see, you know, how the fans will react, something a little different.

But yeah, this year we have, we just did Coulda Fest, which is something very different.

It's like, you know, improv slash like bringing out some of the artists that we have from the label.

You know, we have the could have been house show and all that.

You know,

if you've seen that, you understand what's going on with that.

The show is pretty outrageous.

it's insane yes and the you put like these i don't know i mean sometimes you don't keep your composure at some of the people that come out like well i was wondering though because there's some obviously ridiculous that you you either laugh or you get rid of people have you had

have you had though like because you know when american idol broke and all the whole world was watching it and you watch for like the the catat like the car crash yes but then every once in a while you're like yo who is this have you had people where you're like holy shit i think um that honestly that's the reason why we started doing the show because i used to sit and watch americanada with my family really for that reason yeah just straight up just i want to see the bullshit yeah like and of course i was a kid around the time so i think we bonded over seeing people come in there and just say the stupidest shit for it so i think i i wanted to base a show around that so and a lot of people ask me all the time they're like oh my god this has to be scripted or like you see in the comments, they're like, this has to be, but I don't think any type of comedy that's that funny could be scripted.

I mean, with just the personalities that are in this world, I think we go to some of the craziest hoods in America.

The way that some people straight face walked into you, you're like, I'm here to sing today, man.

Oh, no, they're dead ass.

Okay, deadass.

And I think sometimes when people see people coming there and like trying to be funny,

those are like the quick kickouts.

Quick, yeah, yeah.

Because it's just like, yo, I'm not here for the bullshit.

You want the sincere sincere person yeah yeah i want somebody that believes in this and like we don't we're not just trying to give our opportunity to anybody we kind of want to have somebody who's invested into the lifestyle but you also do a thing where sometimes

the

the person's talent is questionable at best well yeah but you're the majority of them are like that but you'll be like there's something i really like about you like you're i can tell you're a good person like the the guy recently we had a guy he claimed his dad was the president of the n NAACP.

Yeah.

And there was, you know, there's no fucking chance your dad's the president of the NAACP.

I think we all knew that off the bat.

But it's like, yo, that guy might not have been for music.

Yeah.

Well, he spit bars.

No, he's there for something.

It just might not be music.

And I'm there to tell them that.

People, you know, label execs ain't going to let them know that.

Yeah.

I let them know.

This is not for you, man.

Yeah.

Get the fuck out of the studio.

But there might be something else for you.

Like, do you you feel like...

You understand?

Yeah.

So then,

do you try to pivot that guy into that other field or you just go leave them?

We drop him off, I think.

After the cameras go off, we no, no, no.

All jokes aside, no, we like to bring a lot of them to be a part of the world I live in and the entertainment world.

So even after like some of the characters that we had on my Could Have Been House show,

they would come on and do like commercial stuff with me.

So let's say I have

a read for prize picks or a company that we're working with, like Nike or something.

I'll bring them on to that and be like, okay, let's figure out what you could do in this commercial spot that could help you and get the money.

So it's also, I think people don't see that side of it as well.

Yeah.

We also bring them to the entertainment side because, you know, some of them might not be super talented in music, but we'd like to involve them in the world.

So you're really helping them out though, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All jokes aside, like, I think people don't see that.

And

we might need to start showing that side,

but I don't like to show too much behind the scenes.

I'm like, look how nice.

Look how good I am.

Yeah, I'm not that type of guy.

I'm not going to show it off.

But yeah, no, we always make sure they're good.

Anytime they call me or ask me for stuff,

I don't always pick up, but

well, some of my favorites, though.

Yeah,

it's so entertaining.

It's a favorites type of thing.

So, like, how did, like...

You said it, like, the

catalyst for all this is you watched American Idol and everything.

The beginning of could have been, had to have been like, well, let's just try this once.

Like, this is something silly, fun.

Man, because what it's grown into is insane.

Yeah, nah, I think, honestly, what it what it started at was like the pandemic being such a weird place and nobody really is doing anything.

Everybody's at home, you know.

So, you know, Instagram Live was a big deal around the time.

If you remember, like, people were getting on there fucking DJing and yeah, doing everything.

Yeah, it's like Torrey Lanez was getting on there doing a like a

COVID show.

And so I was like, yo, this is probably the best time to do something comedic.

And I thought it would be a great idea to sign people to my label.

And it just, you know,

it transpired to become bigger and bigger, but I think it started out kind of as a joke and then it worked into being a bigger situation to where now we are offering $50,000 for whoever the winner is.

Do you have any people you've signed?

I feel like you've seen it.

Yeah, no, sometimes we lose count.

Yeah.

I have no idea how many people we've.

or how many people.

It's not like the contract means anything.

I don't think the contract.

We can look it up, but I don't think the contract means anything.

But yeah,

actually, I think they're signing an NDA when they come in there.

I don't think that's a real.

But yeah, no, it's been amazing, though.

I love

going to different cities.

We've got a lot more cities coming up.

We took international this year, so that was dope as well.

I mean, I saw you, weren't you in were you in nigeria at one point yeah we went to nigeria we went to jamaica united kingdom jamaica yeah this year we're gonna do a lot more what was like had you been to africa before no that was my first time in the motherland was that like a wild experience for you well yeah well i mean what do you when you say wild what do you mean by that well

just that like you're going to a foreign country that you haven't been to before.

You don't mean like wild as in Safari, dude.

Well, I mean like with snakes and shit.

Right now, no, I mean just like, no, just that like you're first of all it's like showing your level of fame because it's one thing to be like hey I'm in Detroit or something and people come out but when you go to Nigeria I'm like you it shows you your reach.

Nah all jokes aside it really was a good experience and we got to see so much

more than what we thought we would see sometimes good

less than bad, but I don't know.

I think

it was a good all-around experience going to Nigeria.

What's the wildest shit that's happened at it?

Could have been kind of audition or on a trip.

Yeah, I think

when I went to Jamaica, I definitely got to see how freaky that entire country or island is.

Yeah.

We get to experience the culture of everything.

So we went to like a,

I think they call it like a street party.

I'm not really sure what they call the Jamaican like street parties, but they do it all day.

They're just they're just fucking all day.

Yeah.

All of them.

Everybody's just fucking streets.

Streets.

And the dances are like fucking.

Yeah, it's like they're dancing.

You're fucking...

You're just fucking all day in Jamaica.

Yeah, while they're cooking, everybody's fucking in the kitchen and shit.

It's a freaky place.

Wow.

But that was the first place I'd say where I've experienced, like, oh, okay, this is the, this is the culture out here.

Yeah.

So we went to like a day party and I got fucked, man.

Wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's wild.

Yeah.

I just, you know, I laid back, I laid on the ground, and the girls, they just, they take over, man.

They take over.

They take full control in that country.

No shit.

Women, yeah, there.

There we go.

You got to take you out there.

That kind of shit.

I would love to go.

Yeah.

So basically, that, but without clothes, is what happened.

Yeah.

Well, no, that kind of happens through.

You pulled her back.

Well, that was me.

Okay.

That part, that was,

yeah, I indulged in.

You got a stack right there.

It's called getting stacked.

Hey, here's the thing that everyone.

Stack him like a Pringle right there.

How's Diddy doing?

I know you guys are in touch.

That's a great question.

Wow.

What's he up to?

How's he feeling?

How How do we get from

what?

No, I know that you guys are.

How do we get from the freaky Jamaica video?

I think you see the natural segue.

Well, I don't see it.

I didn't know that segue was coming.

Well,

is he all right?

What's he feeling?

No, I actually haven't spoken to that guy, man.

I think,

yeah, you know.

What are those freak offs?

What were the freak offs like?

I never have been to a freak off.

I don't think.

But I think a lot of people saying, like, oh, I left before.

A lot of that's bullshit.

Oh, everybody.

Everybody's like, oh, I left before.

That's bullshit.

A lot of hands up right now.

Yeah, a lot of, yeah, everybody's doing it.

But, you know, I never really, you know, I think I was friends with his sons.

So I always was just like, anytime I would be like around there, like even how like the commercial I did with Deleon or whatever, that transpired from like being around his sons.

Really?

We would go to like different places in LA.

It was like me, his sons, Odell, whoever.

You know, I think we would just always would be around them.

But that naturally just happened through friendship sure yeah but yeah okay come on don't do that bullshit man yo yeah what the man

yo it's it's just yo i'm just saying i never i never was in any of that those situations

man i thought you guys texted

no man i think nah he uh i never i never got to see that side

and i don't know i and that's why i say i personally anytime anybody asks me i'm like listen okay i have no idea and i'm not doing the hands-up like everybody else

before the party started.

I'm not doing that bullshit.

I just, I just, I honestly, I was, I was cool with his sons, and we would always, you know, be out and about, but I never got to see any of those type of parties.

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Now, one party you did go to, though.

Okay, see, now

I see what's going on.

No, I'm saying you've been to the most like celebrity studded thing that that white party, right?

That all-white party that what's his name?

Michael Rubin.

That Michael Rubin throws.

And that shit looks like

creme de la creme.

What's it like hanging out there?

Yo, creme de la creme is a great description.

Is that not it?

Why do you call it creme de la creme?

What is the reason?

Well, that's, isn't that the expression, though?

No, creme de la creme.

Creme of the creme.

Oh, creme with a crop.

Nah, those are, those are, Michael Rubens, he's a great guy, man.

I love how y'all pull the pictures up, man.

Don't.

All right, guys.

Okay.

We understand.

I think people know white party when they.

Well, they're just showing that you're really there.

Yeah, well, well, this this one has proof.

Yes, well, these these have proof, but yeah, nothing, nothing weird here.

I don't mean weird.

I just mean like with like

when you said creme de la creme, I didn't know if that was like a no, I just meant like the highest level

of jizz-filled party you can call it.

Oh, no, no, see, that

you're saying like cream to describe a party.

What does Brady look like naked?

Like, what can we do?

No, no, see,

no, nothing like that happened at this party.

No, Michael Rubin's a great guy, man.

He's always showed love to everybody.

Logistics-wise, because that's one of the things you think about when you watch this.

How does the invite and getting to this, it feels like it's like a.

Yeah, it's like, I think with him, he's such a

like,

it's kind of like he has to know who.

Well, you got to fucking matter.

Let's just put it that way.

You're not going to sit here and lie.

You got to fucking matter.

Sure.

And I think also it's like his

who he picked to be his friend group and who he, you know, I think it has a lot to do with it.

But I'm saying, does the invite arrive?

Is it like a case?

It feels like it's a so, you know, I mean, is it like leather bound?

Yeah, it's like

an unboxing.

They actually sent like Travis Scott's shoes last year

for the invite.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's pretty crazy.

That is pretty fucking crazy.

And like a painting of something like, I don't know what the painting was about.

But yeah, no, he definitely, I think after I met him a while back, he was always a cool, straight-up, straight-up and down guy.

Yeah, the parties are fun, man.

It's nothing weird going on there at all.

Regardless, I know they tried to Google the pictures.

No, no, I really meant that that feels like the party that someone could be invited to.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.

And then, do you, like, how long does it take you to feel like you're not like, because you are a legit, huge celebrity now?

Well, I wouldn't say that, but I think that's I think it's because

I've done a lot of stuff that's been great, and it's been a blessing to be a part of.

But yeah, no, I'm still climbing, man.

What's your, what is your, do you have like big ambitions?

I mean, obviously, you do, but I'm saying, what's the thing that you go, I haven't done yet that I want to do?

I'd probably say, um,

damn,

just did a Super Bowl commercial.

That's not that.

That's a big deal.

Yeah, no, that's whatever.

Whatever.

Can you you say who it's with Ben Affleck and a couple other people there but the product or no yeah I mean Dunkin' Donuts oh Duncan yeah who knows I don't know did you have to do like a Boston thing you get it you you understand

but uh yeah no um other than that nah I think I have I have a big list of stuff that I every year I've been writing my goals since like fucking

I was in my dorm in like 2015.

Do you really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

On a serious note, like I really do write out each goal I have and like specifically put all right this year i want to just do this i want to do this

and it doesn't always work right and not everything happens that year but eventually the thing happens

yeah eventually it transpires but i think there's something about writing it down i don't know what it is yeah because i even had a year where i was typing it in my phone it doesn't it's not the same it's not the same it doesn't it doesn't happen it's like just typing it out it's not it's just all bullshit I think writing it down and then putting it like somewhere where you see it every day yeah is is meaningful yeah sure for sure and you see your goals written out yeah i always i always do that shit and and and on a serious note i think i really do believe that works and speaking it of course you know you probably have written down goals yeah sure and and talking about i have and talking you don't you don't i don't ever see that side of you man you never talk about that type of shit what do you mean about like ambition and like you know inspirational side of you oh yeah you're right i probably don't you're always fucking off and like fucking bitches every time i see you man you're always trying to be

either you fucking hoes in other cities or you're touring no i get it

no I do know that about you.

No, I know.

Everything else is like, oh, when I'm touring, I'm hoes fucking hoes.

But what's the real side of like Tom Shiguri?

Well, there's not a lot that I'm doing with besides fucking.

So that's kind of like I have to find time to not

because my fucking takes up a lot of time.

But

no, I think you're totally right.

And I think part of like coming into yourself

when you come,

when you come and you're done coming, you have that post-nut clarity.

And you go, I have dreams.

But like, a lot of times the pussy.

You actually have dreams.

The pussy gets in the way of it.

Yeah, it's true.

It's true.

A lot of people don't speak on that, though.

Yep.

A lot of people don't speak on women who can get in the way of those dreams.

And like, I want to tell all the young guys out there, you're watching all that porn hub and all that bullshit.

And porn.

What's another one?

You know,

George, ex-hamster.

Bang bros, ex-hamster.

That's another one.

Ex-video.

Women watching all this stuff.

That can get in the way of your vision.

All that shit gets in the way of your vision.

Yeah, Yeah, man.

And women, especially.

Well, yeah.

Yeah.

Women really.

Here's the problem.

Women fuck everything up.

Yeah.

Well, I didn't say that.

Oh, sorry.

I meant, I meant,

dude.

So, listen.

Back to the parties.

Back to the parties.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Let's not do that.

So this is what I really wanted to ask.

Like, I was pointing this out to you.

I have never seen, like, I have a hundred comedian friends.

some of them are stand-ups.

Obviously, some are actors, some do just social media stuff.

Yeah, everybody's, you know, trying to put out funny content.

Your shit is not only funny, I've never seen a level of engagement from a fan base like yours.

It's but it's bananas.

I mean, is it surreal to you?

I look at one video you had you posted.

Um, I think it was the

sprayed on, the spray-painted line.

Because I've died laughing at your skits.

And like, you did a sketch once of what the airport worker.

Yeah.

And they're so funny.

And here's the thing: like, you, like, everybody, I've interacted with that guy, and it's so spot on.

But then I'm like, yeah, this is really funny.

Then you go and you look just at the data and you're like, yo, this was liked 900,000 times, and there's 65,000 comments.

I'm like, I can't even wrap my head.

It's like Taylor Swift, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Nah, I think those are that when I when I try to put a lot of that stuff together, I take it very serious.

Like, I try to, even the people I involve in it, and it may seem like, oh, he just wasn't loose and whatever.

It may seem loose, but it's very controlled.

And like, we pay attention to every single

sick of what's going on.

Is it beat out, like script out?

No, not script at all.

It's all improv, but we have beats

these exactly, yeah.

We have to hit these beats, and also, like, let's keep the people in this environment to look natural.

Yeah, so anybody who's like, oh my god, Truski, what the fuck, yeah, let's get him out of here, yeah, let's get this guy behind camera, yeah, and everybody else, all these people that may not notice that I'm in character, may not see the hair I have on, may not notice it's me, let's just start shooting.

Yeah, anybody that we notice that notice it, we try to crop them out and try to, but it's different now, man.

I think it's like doing the Dave Chappelle show

in live time without the studio.

Yeah.

That's what social media is for

right now.

Is that one of your ambitions though?

To have just like a show like that?

Not really though.

I think I'm already doing that.

That's what I think too, by the way.

I think this is like something we used to talk about when these podcasts and touring blew up for comedians, like stand-ups.

We would go, oh, you know, the natural thing is you have this.

You want to do like the legacy entertainment thing.

And then you get that.

Somebody gets that.

And you're like, you know what?

I think I was already doing the the thing I wanted to do.

And I watch those things and I'm like, look, this already hit a massive audience.

It's absolutely hilarious.

Everybody wants to share it.

What happens if you put it on television boundaries?

I think you almost lose something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right?

And that's kind of what happened with a lot of

these big productions.

They approached me like two, three years ago and they were like, oh, let's do your next big skit show.

Like, let's do that.

Let's take all your skits that you're doing now.

Let's over, like, let's take the production production to a whole new level.

And I was like, Yeah, that's cool.

But, like,

are the kids and are the young generation watching that?

Like, are they going to go and watch that?

I don't think so.

I don't feel like anybody will appreciate it if I left here.

Yeah.

Maybe I stopped doing this here and just start posting the huge, highly productive.

I don't think it works though.

It doesn't work the same for

people

are drawn to the low, like the lower level production on it.

Like, even on simple posts, right?

If you do just like

McDonald's, you're like, I'm getting that

feedback is so much bigger than like a snappy, cool, like slick one.

At a fake fast food joint.

Yeah.

And it's all built out for me to be in there.

It doesn't hit the same as if like the engagement of like, oh my God, how the fuck did he convince a general manager out of McDonald's in Atlanta, Georgia to walk in the back and like actually be working there?

So that's the, I think how dingy.

I don't know, man.

Just know we've had to get some people their jobs back.

Yeah, oh, really?

Yeah, there's been a couple times that we've the airport guy, by the way, is like

that piece of shit that we've all run into so many times.

You're like, you're the laziest fucking hell.

No, no, they have different tiers.

Yeah, they have tears.

So there's tears.

It's like, yo, they didn't give a shit.

They went and got the people from the fucking martyr station to go and do wheelchair.

I don't know what the fuck.

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And does it come from just like, I got, it really just comes from, I got an idea I want to do this one.

And then you sit with your team or whatever?

Yeah, we have a team as well, like a couple of my friends and a couple of people that I work with.

And we always try to like, we have a bunch of ideas.

It's just like how you do your stand-up comedy.

You bounce your ideas off somebody.

Is this funny enough to say on stage?

It's kind of the same way.

It's like we sit and digress and try to think about, but I like to go and live life a little bit.

You know, I don't, I don't want to sit around and like be like, sit on this pedestal and be like, oh, we lit.

Like, let's go get a bunch of cars.

Let's go live in these cribs and go fuck all these bitches.

It's more so like, let's go do some normal shit real quick.

Let's figure out how.

So that's what keeps the juices flowing.

You know that.

Yeah, I mean, that's.

But you're fucking bitches, man.

You go on the road, fucking bitches all the time, man.

It fuels the

fuels the material.

After you lost weight, man, and congratulations.

Thank you, brother.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Let's get some clapping, man.

Guys, come on, man.

And the reward is pussy.

That's what happens.

You get

any guy out there watching, you want some pussy?

Just drop a few LBs.

Let me tell you about just watching your whole situation with Netflix and watching all your stand-ups just transpire was amazing, man.

Thank you.

You started off

really, really, really off-bat.

Like your first one was amazing.

And then still

you haven't really

hasn't gone downhill at all.

Thank you.

And I've watched from the beginning.

And that's why I really wanted to do this show as well, because I always

listened to your stuff.

I was thrilled when we interact.

I really was.

Because I'm a genuine fan, and I was like, oh, this is cool.

It was fun to do.

And then, you know, we haven't told, mentioned this, but like, we also connected in our admiration for the culinary genius

that is

the fucking chef.

Fancy chef.

Fancy chef.

Fancy chef.

Yeah, man.

Fancy black chef.

Pull him up.

Let's let's see.

Oh, there he is.

Yeah, that guy is fucking interesting.

See what he's making today.

Do you ever notice the flies flying around some of the food at his house?

Did you you ever see the table set up where he had like flies around the fruit?

You know, sometimes you're in the grocery store, there's flies.

It's just bullshit, though, man.

I think.

He's doing a bold thing now

where I would guess

this pizza might be a review.

He's going to places and being like, your shit's whack.

No, bro.

There's no way.

Bro.

Are you serious?

Right now he's like.

I'm going to get this piece of the truck.

What kind is it?

He's telling them.

The owner's there.

Barbecue chicken.

I'm going to tell you.

I'm going to tell y'all, either I'm going to throw it on the floor or it's gonna go in the garbage.

Y'all remember me, right?

Garbage posture.

He said I'm either gonna throw it on the floor.

Let's see what he does.

Is it good?

Can't be bad because you would already tossed it.

Uh-oh.

Taste the Sicilian slice, too.

Tasteless.

What'd he say?

What about the Sicilian?

Is it tasteless?

Did he say that?

He said tasteless?

I can't tell.

I don't know.

Mama, me, It's Ali Island.

See, he's just,

he's, he's a great guy, man.

He is good.

It's just though.

It's crusty.

It's buttery.

It's cheesy.

It's it?

It's nice.

It's nice.

Okay.

Let's go.

Which one was better?

All right, it's good.

You see what he did in Philly?

Well, yeah, he's definitely been at the Burlington Coat Factory, as you can see.

This guy, I don't understand how people are letting him wear, and usually he doesn't have this bullshit on.

Usually he has the

full thing, and he's walking through people's kitchens.

So I don't know what they're telling him before he walks in, like the other co-workers.

I don't know what they're telling them because people are always confused.

Can we get like a video?

Oh, this is at...

This is in Philly.

He went up to a cheese steak.

Was it Pat's or Gino's?

I forget.

Do you remember?

Huh?

Gino's.

Is it Geno's, like the historic, you know, very famous cheesesteak place?

And he's like, all right, man, I'm going to do a review.

Also, all of them are like, what the fuck are you doing?

We didn't ask for a review.

So they're not familiar?

No one's in on this.

No, no, no.

And then he's telling people in line who are just like, want to get one.

He's like, y'all know who I am?

And they're like, no.

Like, we just want to get,

we just want to eat.

Fancy Chef 2013.

You see, he always knows what he's talking about.

Turn it up.

Fancy underscore cat.

Yeah, Fancy underscore Chef Chef 2013.

Telling them in the right way.

Y'all want to know for real?

You don't know me?

For real?

Y'all really want to know?

Y'all follow me?

Hold on.

You cut it?

Did you cut it?

Do y'all follow me?

Yeah.

He's yelling at the guy.

He's like, you cut it?

Cut my sandwich.

Give me some juice to swallow it with.

Alright, got it.

I got it.

You guys are 100%.

I jumped that restaurant.

The moment y'all done waiting,

first mistake again.

First mistake.

You made a first mistake?

You didn't toast toast the bread.

Didn't toast the bread.

Nah, nah, didn't.

Which is not how they make that.

Which way, this way, y'all ready?

This is a different act.

He's like, all right, take a bite of this.

It's garbage.

Get the fuck out of it.

Oh, shit.

She paid me mad.

I paid for it.

It's my garbage.

And in Philly, too?

Yeah, they're just not going to know.

How is Nasty, bro?

Because it's nasty.

then it's just cuts.

That's just done.

That's just what?

That's it?

That's just what it is.

That's it.

Yo, I think somebody.

Well, that's not a black spot.

I'll tell you that.

He went to a soul spot.

Well, somebody's going to beat the shit out of this.

I'm just going to let you know.

He went to a soul spot.

He went to a soul spot.

He went to a soul spot.

And was like, this shit is some bullshit.

And the comments were like, you're going to get your fucking ass kick.

Like, everybody.

You're going to kill it.

God, man.

Yeah, everybody was killing.

Can we get one of him going into a kitchen?

And, like, there was one where he's just like walking around.

Well, there's only 27.

Where is he getting the money?

I don't know.

Well, I think.

I think we could take a good guess of where that money is coming from.

That's a check, I'll tell you that.

That coach is getting a lot of fucking...

A lot of time.

I don't know if we can find

him in a kitchen.

But there was another food review for sure.

That's a restaurant, bro.

That restaurant was a good one.

That's in a restaurant.

Let's see.

Like, let me tell you about this.

I want you to come to the flamingo restaurant, the Dominican one, in Miami Beach, Florida.

Pay the chef to come in and taste it.

Paid the chef to come in and taste it, which is

my entire life.

And guess what?

Let's see.

It's good.

Oh, there you go.

That's a good one.

Guess what?

I like it.

If you want me to come in and try your restaurant, all you gotta do is give me a call.

I'm seven seconds.

That's a liquor store.

That looks like.

Yeah, that looks like a corner store.

I like it.

The machines behind them show.

That's like a.

There's nothing fancy about that place.

No, that's not a very fancy place.

Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

And he's got like a Dijorno pizza on his table.

It's insane.

It's insane.

Nah,

he's...

Wait, tell me, because we had shared these videos, we both like food, and we were like, oh, my God, have you worked with the chef?

And then, you know, I told you he came here.

It was amazing.

Then he came, he was on Could Have Been?

Yeah, he was on Could have been house season two.

So we're going to see that?

Yeah, we're going to see him cook on the show.

And I don't want to give it away too much of what he did, but he came, well, he demanded a lot of stuff before he got there.

So can we talk about that?

Oh, that's

what he did.

He told us that he does nothing less than like $50,000.

And he brought you up.

This is what I wanted to talk about.

He said, Tom Segura.

paid me six figures.

He said, you know, and then he asked me, you know, Tom Segura, the comedian, the stand-up comedian.

I said, yes.

He paid you six.

He said, yes.

He said, so I want $50,000.

He said, everything I do first class, straight up.

He said, I don't do no,

everything I do is first class.

So we're like, all right, we'll get you first class.

We don't know.

We'll give you the money here.

100%.

We had no intentions to give him any fucking money.

Not a chance.

We're not giving him any money.

But we, yeah, we flew him there.

And then he's like, yo, I need a chef outfit.

And we're like, okay,

we'll find you one.

Like, what's your size?

And like, he's just, he just went on a rant of list of shit I need food items.

But also, he told us that he we wanted seafood.

Straight up, he told us, I don't like the smell of seafood, so I won't cook it.

Yeah.

I'm like, what type of fucking chef do you order and fly to a place and then tells you, I don't, I don't, I don't, I personally don't like it.

Yeah.

Like he's cooking for himself.

It's like, yo, we, we want that, man.

Yeah.

It didn't make sense.

So yeah, that's the most I could say, but it went on to be, yeah.

We had an interesting thing with him because he was like, I go, what are you going to make?

He goes, whatever you want, anything you want.

And I go, all right, well, can I get some sea bass?

Yeah.

And he goes, I don't fuck with seafood.

I was like, okay.

Says he doesn't like the smell.

I know.

I was like, but then he did end up making shrimp.

So he'll do shrimp.

He did.

And scallops.

And scallops.

Oh, okay.

He'll do shrimp and scallops.

But that's a picky chef, man.

That's not.

It's a picky chef.

I've never heard of a chef actually talking about the stuff he does a lot.

And then he made just an original dish for us.

It was

incredible.

Do y'all have clips of this stuff?

We do.

It was really remarkable.

I mean, he did things that I've never seen a human being put into a pan.

Your assistant was telling me that he took him to the grocery store and put him through shit.

Oh, man.

Yeah, he was like.

I don't know if the sauce is out there.

The first time I've seen him without glasses.

The sauce that he made.

Oh, wow, that's a lot of oil.

Yeah, well, that was.

The sauce that he made was

it's starting to get in there.

The chef is excited.

So I told y'all in the beginning about coffee.

And the color I told you about was what?

Do y'all remember?

Red and white mixed with color.

Pink.

So we got white.

And where's the red?

And the tomatoes.

You amazing.

You amazing.

Is that all the tomatoes?

He's talking about

it.

Good.

Oh.

Oh, no.

So he made that sauce

had

three

heaping spoons of butter, about half a bottle of olive oil, half a bottle of red wine, half a bottle of champagne, and two cartons of heavy creamer.

That's insane.

It was insane.

I mean, that's an heart attack.

That doesn't make sense.

It was cooked me all.

He cooked it.

He's cooking it for y'all to eat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then he called it the John Segura.

Yeah, why was that's that's what he called you.

He wasn't calling you Tom Segura.

He kept calling you John Segura at our house.

Yeah.

Why?

That's just how he remembers it.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Well, yeah, that's enough of the fancy.

Well, he must be, yeah.

But he must have been so thrilled to meet you because when you were here, when he was here, excuse me, all he talked about was that, yeah, you told me, yeah.

He was like, you hit up Druski.

I was like, yeah, I'll try to hit him up, man.

Yeah.

He was real excited yeah he couldn't tell if it was me for sure when we uh chopped it up he he kept asking he's like is this really really i'm like yeah man this is me man i want you on our show he's like ah it's like i need like a need six figures man six six figures is insane bro yeah yeah we we definitely we borrowed some money it was um i mean i'll just tell you i gave him 250 000 but it was worth it dude it was really good

it was really good he's getting a check monthly man let's just put it it out there.

He's definitely getting a check.

Oh, stop.

Yo, he's getting a check, man.

What the fuck would you give

50 grand?

I mean, I was like, he's a good chef.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, but you got to taste the food first.

I mean,

yeah, he's getting a monthly check, man.

I don't know.

I don't know.

He's a great guy, though.

I actually do.

I appreciate him.

Yeah, I appreciate him, too.

And if you're out there, if you have a mansion, yacht, castle, millionaires and billionaires only, hit up.

He only does that.

That's it.

He doesn't do regular shit.

He tells people, you know, he has like four or five phones that he picks up.

He's denying people all day.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I don't know how he remembers the numbers, but he has like, they're blowing.

They are committed to memory.

Yeah.

They were ringing during our interview with him.

Yes, yes.

It's just a bunch of people just saying bullshit.

Yeah.

They're like, chef, could you, you think you could do my wedding of 5,000 people?

He's like, yeah, I'll do it.

It's whatever.

Have you ever, by the way, seen Robert Paul Champagne?

You don't know RPC?

No.

You show his original?

Robert Paul Champagne.

Yeah, do you know him?

I think

he might be good for Could Have Been House.

Okay.

Like, let's just

Google.

Let's Google search that guy.

Yeah, he's

going to pull up how we learned about him.

And I think if you had him, he's talented.

He has different talents.

Okay.

But like, this, the personality is just like...

through the roof.

That's what I mean.

Like, I think he would just be somebody that you see and you go like, oh, shit.

Guys who love the fucking fuck good.

Okay.

If you're a high black guy

23.95 if you want to move in you can move in but you gotta be i don't need i need to be a lot man

get rip free food free rent and everything else man here's a deal man

you gotta turn it up in from jail homeless or um you're a thug you want to come move in your friend can move with you too man free rent you get a lease in a key fuck me piss on me beat me up

did you guys find this you want to come up today and try it out

no we just we this is a personal video.

How does this get on the internet?

I don't know how it got on the internet.

But then we found him.

We found him in Coney Island.

And this is not an act.

He's...

Was this a bird call?

How did this get out here?

How did this get in the world?

He's so public with his.

Straight up.

And he also gives out his address

and his phone numbers.

That's what prompted him.

That was an aggressive ass.

And here's what's crazy is that if you type in his name in Google Maps, Maps, it gives you the address,

it takes you to his house.

I swear to God, if you pull it up, pull up Google Maps and just type in Robert Paul Champagne.

Look, bro, who is it takes you to his building?

It takes you to his building,

and it's got a bunch of five-star reviews from guys that have Google, you know, the Google adjuster.

Yeah,

he's like, This is where I am.

Fuck me.

But listen,

who, how, what is he?

Is he famous?

Like, who is his name?

He is now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, but like, what Robert Paul Champagne was like, is that just throwing?

Is that like a Facebook post?

Um, well, I don't think that was on Facebook, but he definitely

that was a DM to somebody.

I think it was because he goes, it starts.

He just goes, black guys who want to fucking fuck good

just come to my place.

So I think he just posted it somewhere.

But he makes hats.

And he,

if you want a hat, you want a cool hat, he can make you a hat.

I wouldn't touch a hat by that guy.

No, I wouldn't.

I wouldn't get near nothing.

He bakes sometimes.

Well, no, I wouldn't.

I definitely wouldn't touch a hat.

He's a designer.

Is he really?

Yeah, he does.

I mean, yeah.

That sounds like an interesting guy, though.

I can't lie, man.

Because that definitely.

Can we get him a tryout at least?

Yeah, I mean, I'm willing to talk to him.

You are?

Yeah.

With security around.

Yeah, well, yeah.

Well, yeah, yeah.

I will 1,000%.

Oh, that's him, too.

Oh, he's a cop.

Yeah, total.

That's Officer Cum Dump.

Officer Cum Dump likes it wild, dirty, and filthy.

That's right.

Officer come dump will take it like a man.

I will bend down, and you could bang me as

you can.

I mean, you know, because

he.

Okay, so he's in.

He's in Lucifer's lair, which is his apartment, and he's just.

This is an interesting guy.

I've got to give it to him.

Those handcuffs

from his.

Probably from issued from the police department.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That looks like an actual police hat.

Yeah.

That is an actual cadet.

That might be.

Yeah.

That might be, dude.

Interesting guy, though.

I'm willing to talk to him.

But I 1,000% will have security around.

Yeah.

There's not a chance I'm talking to that guy.

There was a one-on-one.

There was a could have been video you posted where I saw that the security guys, like, you had to tell them, hey, chill.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's, there's a couple out there.

No, no, no.

They sometimes, well, we, we've transitioned to, you know, just finding security in that city.

So it's a little, it's a cheaper situation.

So sometimes I got to let them know that, because they feel like empowered,

this is this is it.

This is my thing.

This is a chance to show

what the fuck I got.

So you have a little meeting beforehand.

Well, I try to.

Like one of them got really out of hand in Memphis, I think.

Was that Memphis?

No, Detroit.

Detroit.

He choked a guy up on the wall.

And I'm like, yo, listen, man, this is.

Yeah.

That was another comedian, man.

I think he was just.

Yeah.

Which has got to be terrifying.

Those guys are huge.

Yo, seriously.

And can we show it?

Can we find the clip of the dude?

I think his name is jack funny jack funny yeah jack funny he's a he's a comedian and uh

could have been recorded jack funny yeah

yeah right there bro don't touch me bro stop touching hold on pause it pause it pause it so

let me let me let me give you a good description so right here people don't know right this is a full production this is a hundred thousand dollar production i'm not gassing this is actually a six-figure person

so there's people in here after you get off camera it's like yo joke's joke's over, man.

Yeah.

The security, like, hey, man, we're not fucking with you.

We're not fucking around with you.

This is just, yeah.

Well, yeah, we're going to fuck you up.

You do something crazy.

We're going to fuck you up.

We're paid to protect Drewski.

But while we're here, it's like, ah, yeah.

But

when you walk off camera, it's like, hey, man, get the fuck out of here.

Yeah.

And his voices get serious like that.

As soon as you get off camera, I'm laughing and shit.

But when you get over it, you're like, yo, get the fuck out of here for real.

So he didn't know.

You know, me knowing, I'm like, oh, that's the funny.

Oh, yeah, I remember that guy.

And then he's like, oh, the joke's still going off camera.

No, the joke's over.

Right.

The cameras are over here.

The shit, the real shit get real off this platform right here.

So he didn't know, don't take the joke as we go out.

He tried to take the joke with him out, but the security is like, yo, we on the fuck shit.

I didn't know either that security in Detroit were popping pills.

They're also popping pills out there.

So I don't, yeah, it's a whole thing.

You know, they get, they like, you know, they're older security.

Some older security like to feel like they're young again.

Yeah, It's like

a new renowned feeling.

So, yeah, the security, they were just on fuck shit, man.

I'll just show you right here.

Just go ahead.

He's off camera.

You doing, nigga?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

This is what I'm saying.

That was the real side of it.

That was no more care.

Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Hey, Jack, don't shoot me.

Shoot a security company.

Don't shoot me.

I got somebody for you.

He shouldn't have did that because now I'm about to have them steppers come in here.

Hey, listen, I'm telling you, y'all gonna need more security in this motherfucker.

You still gotta go to that after party, nigga.

I'm gonna be there.

I'm there on your ass.

No diddy.

Listen, let's have a meeting, y'all.

Hey, can we bring all the security right here?

So, uh, let's tone it back.

Hey, y'all boy's at like a 10.

Let's bring it down to a six, huh?

Yeah.

Y'all boy juiced up.

And you got your first one in, man.

Hey, I appreciate y'all boys, but look, you know, they like that.

Of course, you can't.

Yeah, they want to.

They got to get the little bark out their system.

They like it.

And they like that coach acknowledging it.

You know, you were just like,

hey, I like to see it.

I like what you're doing, boy.

But hey, let's tone it back.

I think we're good now.

We got it off our chest.

All right, Coach.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that's the vibe in there.

So

I try to bring it back because it does get serious off camera because, of course, they're hired as real security.

So, you know.

Some of the people, they don't understand that.

Like, even when sometimes when it gets serious in there, it's like, yo, we went to New Orleans.

People were getting maced, man.

So it's like...

For real?

Yes, yes.

I think people thought.

What kind of crowds are coming out for this?

Well, I think you.

No, don't tell us.

Well, it's not your crowd.

No, we could look it up, but I don't think it's your first of all.

I see no colors.

When

I think you know what colors are, I meant what type

your colors are not getting maced, bro.

When you say what type of crowds, I meant what type of numbers, man.

Like, how many people are showing up?

Well, let's just say these people aren't coming to your show.

Okay.

But, um, yeah, no, I think, um,

yeah, and I think they're paid for protection.

And

the ones that usually are with me, I talk with them.

Like, yo, you know,

let's be polite to all the people.

Are there thousands of people outside?

Yeah, it seems like there's thousands.

Always, always.

Yeah, we don't get to show everybody.

I think

a lot of it is edited.

A lot of it.

I don't know if you're saying that you skew only one way, but you're like a crossover person.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

No, I definitely have tons of white fans.

Well, I grew up in the suburbs, man, so I definitely.

What area were you in?

I was in when you

putting it in the zone, like I just don't like the finger thing.

I just want to, it's called gerrymandering, where you you draw, you draw.

This is where they are.

This is where we are.

So, where were you?

Well, let's just say I not in East Point.

Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't in East Point.

But no, no, no.

I grew up in a suburb called Gwinnett County.

Okay.

And

then you went to Shiloh High School.

Do you know where that is?

Well, I went to Shiloh Middle School.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Wait, you.

One of my good friends, I'm saying, went.

Swear.

I swear to God, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I went to Shiloh Middle.

Sports reporter there and everything.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, they suck, man.

There's no point in being still at Shiloh.

I think that's.

No, no, not at the school.

I'm saying he's an Atlanta sports reporter.

Oh, okay, okay, okay, yeah.

Well, no, I grew up at Shiloh Middle School, went to South Gwinnett High School, And

yeah, it was a suburb full of everything.

I think we had like real gangsters, wannabe gangsters.

Like you got your crowd of country white boys, the preppy white boys.

We got the Latinos.

We got the gangster Latinos.

We had Asian girls.

It was a true mix of everything.

It was a true mix of everything, which I appreciate so much because my comedy.

Come and stems from all that.

Yeah.

Like I was friends with, I had an African friend when I was like six years old playing soccer with him.

I had a fucking Asian friend that I went to church school with.

I did karate with one of my white friends.

How's your karate?

It's pretty good, man.

I'm actually

a black belt.

Wow.

Yeah.

Do you, is that the society?

Seriously, that's what I got.

Society a lot of people don't know.

Well, yeah, I usually don't tell people that I studied taekwondo.

Both karate and taekwondo.

Well, just taekwondo.

That's a form of...

Karate, yeah.

I don't think that's true.

I think karate is Japanese and taekwondo is Korean.

And you're confusing the two because you don't.

I don't think you have a black belt.

Well, no, I definitely have a black belt.

No, we'll call my mom right now.

Is this a childhood black belt?

From Master Hong Kong Kim?

Wait, yo, wait.

How do you know about...

Because he was my master, too.

Yo, you know about Master Kim?

Yeah, I had a black tip.

It's a red belt with a black tip.

Yeah,

Master Hong Kong Kim.

Hong Kong Kim.

Yeah.

Let me call my mom.

Ask your mom if she still has his number because I would like to reach out to him.

Okay.

Do you really know Master Kim?

Of course.

You know, he has a father.

His also name is Kim as well.

And his father's name is Kim.

And the father of that father is Kim Kim.

Also a Kim.

It's just their last name.

Okay.

Yeah.

Well, well, you get it.

Sorry.

I don't know if that was a.

Mommy.

Mommy.

Okay.

Hey, I'm sitting here with Tom Seguri.

You know the comedian Tom Seguri.

I always watch on Netflix.

Yes, yes.

Yeah, he's crazy as hell.

All right, let me, I wanted to tell you about, you know, it's time to get serious.

I wanted to tell you that,

can you please explain to him that I actually took karate seriously and how many years I did karate and what belt I am?

I'm not going to tell her.

Okay.

Well, you started karate when you were four.

And you did karate with Master Kim at Global Karate in Snellville.

And you did that until you became a black belt when you were in high school.

I wouldn't lie to you, man.

Mommy, hey, mommy.

No, you can't call her mommy.

And I know when my children call me mommy, I know my children.

Hey, mommy.

Yeah, you wish.

You wished.

She's like, I know that white voice.

Yeah, mama.

How many children would like to be my child?

Them people come up to me and say, please, all right, mommy.

Just let's get back.

Let's get back to it.

Okay, okay.

So I just want to say, so he's legit black belt in,

he said, he said both karate and taekwondo.

Is that correct?

The school is

called Tung Sudo.

Tong Sudo.

That's what it is.

And it is called a Korean martial arts.

Thank you, Mama.

It's Korean martial.

Okay.

That's very impressive.

Martial art that focuses on hand and foot movements.

And it is taekwondo,

but it is called Tung Sudo.

I'm super impressed.

And uh i don't know what else to say

amongst the other things i've done as a child

oh excuse me um he drusky's asking me to ask you please uh elaborate on other things he did as a child

okay well hobbies

hobbies went to the uh georgia tech uh seismic uh science camp every year oh you can read yeah

he is uh he played piano as a child he started piano that's racist man hold on mommy let's let

all right, keep going, keep going.

Piano, he had his own

piano teacher, all those Asian friends.

Yeah, that's what I told you.

He had weekly piano lessons.

He's a Renaissance man, yeah.

Yes, I mean, he won the spelling B for the school in second grade.

Okay, man, I tried to tell him.

Well, how proud are you of this kid, for real, for everything he's accomplished?

He is my son.

I'm extremely proud of him.

He's the patient.

patient.

I know, but it's just

not.

I'm not.

I understand.

I'm saying that it's incredible what he's accomplished.

And as a mother, you just have to be radiating with so much pride about this kid.

It's amazing.

Well,

his discipline is his key.

And his resilience.

That's the key to Drew's success.

He doesn't let things that are negative impact him where he can't restart very quickly.

He's very

good at restarting.

He's an amazing guy, and he smells amazing, too.

I'll pass the phone back.

Bye, mommy.

Love you.

Okay.

All right, mommy.

Yeah, he just

use me until you use me up.

She gets a little care of it.

She's probably doing some substances.

My mom did a moment.

My mom came on the podcast this week in abuse substances.

Did she really?

On the podcast, and it was outrageous.

I saw her.

How old is your mom?

80.

She was fucked up.

Yeah, that's good, man.

I think.

You're keeping her youth.

What'd you have her doing?

She was eating stuff and drinking stuff.

She was lit, man.

It was wild.

Yeah, no, you probably shouldn't have her.

Denot at 80, man.

80s a lot, right?

Yeah.

Oh, the time's ticking.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is it.

I think this is it.

I think this is it.

Yeah.

I think it's like, just enjoy.

Enjoy this year.

Well, you know, 2025, it's a cool sounding year.

I always tell her, like, just stop answering the phone.

Just fucking turn it in.

Does she keep the the regular phone line still going?

My grandma keeps her phone line, the house phone still going.

no she doesn't do that what she does is she has a cell phone now

that she never has on her

so every time you call her

she'll answer like on an i watch and be like i have to find my phone and you're like do you ever just think to maybe keep it yeah just on your person yeah like

that doesn't make sense though i don't so

but they don't understand that

I think they grew up in the in a in an era where the phones were only plugged into the wall.

So they're used to probably just leaving it at this.

And And I'll pick it up if I'm in this area, I'm picking up.

It's the fucking worst.

It is super impressive, though, which she confirmed.

Yeah, I thought you made that whole thing up.

No, no, no.

I actually

did Tong Soo Do.

I just forgot the name.

I know I've studied Taekwondo in the midst of that, but yeah, I did a lot of stuff, man.

I've done a lot of crazy shit, man.

And are you a legit Tide fan?

You really are?

You don't give a piss about nothing?

No, I don't give a piss about none of that shit.

I think I just love Roll Todd Willie.

Yeah.

The team is it's like i don't give a fuck but you're not like a georgia fan no i'm not a fan of any of those teams really i think i just i love road tie willie so he's such a a good dude man he he wakes up every morning he's drinking from sun up to sundown you gotta you gotta really give it to somebody who's that committed to being an alcoholic yeah i have worked with a guy like there's right

you've got alcoholics here oh yeah okay yeah well but you you gotta just give it to somebody who's that committed and i love him to death and you know, he honestly, we brought him on the productions with big companies and things that we do just because he's just such a good dude.

Really?

Very funny and naturally just.

How'd you meet him?

He's a great guy.

We just reached out to him on social media, man.

You were just a fan of it.

I just saw all his shit, man.

And he just was getting hammered.

He was in like a hut somewhere.

And I was like, man, I got to link with this guy, bro.

And he ended up coming to

Georgia last year for the national championship.

And that's when we shot that first video.

Really?

Yeah.

He must have been fired up.

Oh, my God.

He had to play that.

Was he fired up?

Hey, baby.

Don't give a pass about number time.

Blitz, Bamboo.

This was around the time he didn't know.

I love America and I love the content.

And I love willing to death.

That's right.

God's going to get him.

God's going to take him down.

24 to 16.

See, sometimes you got to pull him back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because he gets it carried away.

He'll fuck around, say it.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

He's that invested.

Like, he'll say it.

And I'm like, all right, come on.

Let's go.

Let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here.

He'll say it.

So

I try to pull him back before he gets to that point.

If you pump him up, he'll get there.

He'll get there.

Well,

he's not just.

It's not foreign to him.

Yeah, it's not foreign to him.

It's like he's that committed to the the role.

And I don't think it's really a role to him.

He lives that life.

So he recently found out that I was black, though.

Not in person?

No.

Somebody told him on some podcast.

I'm still pissed about it.

Really?

Yeah.

What did he think you were?

I think he thought I was tanned.

Just tanned.

Tanned white.

You've been outside.

Yeah.

You've been working.

And he believed the character that I was doing.

He did.

Yeah.

That's kind of really sweet.

Yeah, but I really fuck with him.

That's why I really, I appreciate every, and I love bringing him to things that we do.

Like any, anything.

What was his, did you see what his reaction was to you?

I think he was a little disappointed.

He didn't have much words to say.

I think he wanted me to be tanned white.

I think that's naturally what...

I think that's what he wanted.

Just becoming, you know, I think he wanted me to be a real Todd fan.

It's nice for someone to learn you're black and be like, it's real disappointment.

That's,

I just felt like, you know, but it is what it is.

Um, we'll still link up and hang out.

And I just don't think it'll probably be exactly the same as it used to be.

You think he'll be like, hey, uh, did I say some shit

before I knew?

Oh, fuck.

Nah, he's he's he's a good guy.

Oh, here's you guys right here.

Oh, yeah.

I see this.

These were still good times around.

Neath the

We stand for the flag if you don't like it.

We don't.

Hell, we don't care.

Damn right, America.

America.

Damn right.

You don't respect us.

Damn right.

You're going to respect this.

Respect us.

Don't mess with us.

Don't mess with us.

America.

America.

The greatest

in the country.

Greatest country ever lived.

Damn right.

We don't take nothing off.

Don't take shit.

Don't take it.

Don't take shit.

Don't take shit.

See, sometimes

it's when it gets carried away.

You got to grab him.

You don't fully know all the time when he.

You don't know where it's about to go.

Yeah, you don't know where it's going.

Yeah.

And that's why I try to grab him before he realizes what the environment is.

Yeah.

You just got to get him out of there.

Get him out of there before he.

You're a good guy, man.

Yeah, I try.

I try.

But that's why you see me pull at the shirt.

But you found like a real.

This guy's a gem.

He's all the way thorough.

He's a real redneck, man.

Yeah.

There's no bullshit there.

He's all the way.

Does he go to every game?

Is he one of those guys?

Yeah.

I think they banned him recently.

Oh, it's fucked up.

Because I think they were selling.

That's got to be a heartbreaking.

They were selling shirts, though, that

might have said Alabama or something.

It said it had something to do with the actual team.

Oh, and that's when the programme was profiting off of it.

And I think it made it.

You can't do that.

Nobody's going to profit off shit when it comes to those colleges.

Yeah, so it was somehow twisted in that realm, and then they started like banning them from coming to the game.

It was a whole thing, but we helped them get back into like we reached out to the SEC and all that.

We tried to, well, we tried.

I don't know if it worked, but we tried to reach out to the people that we knew to try to tell them, yo, just try.

Yeah, yeah, to help them.

This guy doesn't, he doesn't know that he might have made that.

He doesn't.

But, you know, yeah, money is like, yeah.

Everything changes.

Everything changes when it comes down to that.

So, no, but I think, hopefully, I think he still can go to games.

I don't know if he's allowed on the field, but I do know.

I would say it's probably best to not have that guy on the field.

If I was

making choices, I would say maybe not a field pass.

Board of Education.

Like no field pass.

Alabama, I think the field passes.

Let's keep him in the stands.

Have a barrier up.

Nah,

you got to meet him, man, if you haven't.

I would love to.

Yes.

I went to a game last year.

I went to a game in Tuscaloosa, and it was so much fun.

That environment was unfair.

They have one of the best environments for football.

Yeah, yeah.

Shout out to Alabama football team.

That shit was amazing.

We went out there.

I actually missed a field goal with fucking Pat McAfee.

Oh, you did?

You did the thing then?

Yeah, we did the whole shit, and

it was dope.

Like, Alabama, they

eat, sleep, breathe football out there.

Oh, yeah.

Like, there's people just like Willie, but just aren't known or have a camera on them.

Yeah.

It's that majority of everybody in that stadium.

Yeah, the whole state is Willie.

They don't really give a piss about shit, but the Tide.

Yeah, they are.

Let's just say, let's just say there's a lot of Willies out there.

There's a lot of Willies, yeah.

And if they're not Tide fans, they're War Eagle fans, and they're committed for sure, man.

Let's talk about this new show, Could Have Been Love, though, man.

Okay, let's talk about Could have been love.

Maybe just coming to it naturally.

Just ask.

Hey, Drewski.

Okay, see, you fuck you.

Yo, fuck you, man.

I want to talk about this show, and you just, hey, Drewski, man, you are one funny guy, and I heard you have a new show.

But why do you got to put the black accent on?

I'm doing Magic Johnson.

I get it.

Okay,

all right.

I'll do it white.

Ready?

Fuck.

Drewski,

man, you are something else.

You're still not fully black.

You're doing like a mixed accent.

It's a little bit of white and black there.

That's not.

That's not white.

That's not the full shit.

Yeah, I want you, I want the Tom Cigar.

Oh, Tom Mask.

Yeah.

Hey, man, what's up with this Could Have been Love thing, man?

Oh, fuck out of here, man.

You're still putting that switch on him, man.

Okay.

Okay.

So

the show.

Could have been love.

Yes.

You in this show are essentially a version of The Bachelor, correct?

Yes, yes.

I am The Bachelor in the show, yes.

In the show.

And you're in a...

Is it in a house?

Is that what it is?

Yeah, that's what it is, man.

We have Caleb Presley as like the main hostage.

Oh, he's hilarious.

Oh, my God.

He's great.

It was hard not to break it.

He is great.

Like,

he had us crying.

Even like some of the girl contestants being involved in it.

Did you guys meet doing his thing?

Did you guys do that?

That was my first time meeting him when I did his Sunday conversation.

Yeah.

And

he was so amazing doing the interview that I was just like, damn, I got to have this guy do.

So I just didn't know for, like three years went by, and I was like, all right, I finally have this situation where I feel like he'll fit in.

And yeah, we had like 18 girls in the house and like it was just me.

That seems like a nice environment.

Yeah, it just was a, it was a great experience.

So I think it

showed a different side of me that the world hasn't seen.

Did they get to see you being sincere?

Yeah, yeah, no, no.

There's points where, you know, it actually was

me pursuing love in the show.

Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So there's comedic parts.

It's a hilarious show by the way yeah but there's also parts where i actually am like engaging with the girls and you know you're not just playing with the dookie shoot yeah

what is that the dookie what the dookie shoot dookie shoot yeah ass yeah the booty hole yeah

yeah who the fuck is playing with the dookie shoot well if you want to find out if you love someone don't you play with a okay no i think that's coochie the asshole no i don't think you're not gonna play with

that that must be a white thing you go straight to the asshole date one usually yeah.

That's usually.

That's usually.

Don't you?

No, I've never.

I think.

Yeah, that's definitely a white thing.

I've never.

That's crazy to me.

Is that a separation?

Is that the shoot?

Yeah.

That's what you guys call the dookie shooter.

Yeah.

Play with the dookie shooter.

Play with the dookie shooter.

What is that to see?

The smell?

Is that like a...

Just to see what kind of resistance you have or what's...

Yeah, if you want to see if it's...

If it's got some bodies or if it's ready for you and you only.

I figured you would do that.

No, I figured, nah, I think everybody does the whole finger coochie smell.

Yeah, yeah.

That's, but I didn't do, I didn't do any of that on the show.

You really were going for love.

You were going to go for that?

Yeah, I really was actually there for the show.

I didn't do no dookie shooting, no coochie singing.

Did you find love?

I'd say I found something in the show.

I don't want to give it all away, but I definitely found a little bit of lust, a little bit of

kind of like early love of what could grow into something.

And we still, you know, are, you know, trying to find out.

How many episodes will this be?

This will be like

probably seven or eight seven or eight episodes yeah yeah and it's gonna be on your channel right on your yeah it's kind of influenced by like uh yeah it'll be on youtube but it's kind of influenced by like you remember the shows like rock of love flavor of love flavor flavor yeah it's it has that feel to it what i love about this besides the concept and you being in it though is that it's on your channel yeah like this doesn't have to be anywhere else yeah this is yours yes yeah that's huge man 100 yeah that's huge like ownership of things is like is everything in this.

We're looking to get our money back at some point.

Yeah, yeah.

If you have any opportunities where anybody I'm sure you have sponsorship,

yeah, we got a little bit, but if you know anybody that's looking to buy some shit, we need our money back.

Okay.

We spend a lot of fucking money.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But yeah, no, I think

it honestly was a good situation for all the girls.

We had studs, we had BBWs, we had

midgets.

Wow.

We had a vast variety of women, all races.

Mixed it up.

Yeah, mixed it up.

You got to go, like on those shows, the person who's like, you get to have basically kind of mini dates with all these, like, you know, you get to know everybody.

So you got to really go out on like 18 dates.

Yeah, we did.

We did a lot of different dates.

And you get, do you kick people too?

Where you're like, no, no, no.

Well, yeah, there's eliminations every night for sure.

Okay, okay.

So that's that's kind of like the comedic side of it.

Like, we actually had some and no one

were like, let me drain your nuts and I'll keep me out for a day.

You'll

Like,

drain your.

Play with my dookie shoot, and I'll drain your nuts.

And then we can, we'll fall in the middle.

Nah,

I think they just got to see the show, but it does get intense in the house, man.

I think

we just know we had a lot of variety of girls and women in the house that were very...

The whole situation is very funny.

But yeah, it was times when it got real.

But no, I wasn't indulging in any dookie shooting or any

coochie cutting.

I mean,

this is a surprise to everyone.

No, I mean, I don't think it's a surprise to the community.

I don't think anybody.

Everybody surprises.

Nobody black is doing any dookie shooting.

Everybody black who knows you is like, he didn't do the dookie shooting?

No, I don't think anybody would say that watching this.

I kind of think we're going to disagree on that.

I don't know if anybody's asking that, though.

I don't.

I think you're.

I don't even know what the fuck Dookie's shooting is, man.

Man, you know.

Don't act like this is some.

I just never have seen a girl be like, ah, I'm going to shoot Dookie in that.

You know what I mean?

Like, or however you guys go.

I've never thought that.

Are you a big ass guy?

No,

ass, yes.

Ass whole?

Yeah.

No.

No.

It's just not.

You don't always eat a girl's ass when you're.

Well, it depends on the girl.

I think it's a word.

Yeah, it's always dependent on.

Because, you know, the bigger the ass the dirtier the it can get situation it can get kind of gamey back there yeah

it can get kind of what gamey yeah yeah you're like what is it you gotta you gotta you've got to pick your battles yeah and i think um yeah the bigger the ass the bigger the mess

so you you just you just you just be careful with some of those yeah no it's certain girls you know um i think you you naturally that naturally happens eating coochie sure yeah so you you've you've had your fair share of eating coochie and

indulging.

And it just happens.

Yeah.

Yes.

It's right there.

It's right there.

Yeah.

It's not like women don't have a Gooch.

Right.

Yeah.

It's just there.

And a woman that eats your ass is an angel.

That's who you've proposed to.

If you have meat, if you're out there and you meet a girl and she goes right for your ass, you get on your knee and you give her a ring.

What?

I'd never, I wasn't.

What?

So you're one of those guys.

You go straight.

You're looking for women who eat ass.

I mean, it's a lifelong kind of thing.

I'll even do the thing where I'll take, I'll put the,

you know what I mean?

I'll step over.

I think we've gone past the limit of this interview, I think.

No, really?

I thought we were just.

I thought you grabbed something and went towards your ass.

I don't know.

It's the back of someone's head.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, man.

I love doing the show, man.

Bad boy for life.

Take that take that take that take that take tack take tack take that take that okay

all right

he left

hey man he left listen listen I love doing the show man I love thanks for coming man Appreciate you man.

Okay

got fucking weird man.

That was perfect.

What the fuck do you mean?

What are you talking about?

That was that shit you're talking you don't just do that

take their yeah you don't fucking do that, man.

Why wouldn't you do that?

You're a superstar.

Alright, no, that doesn't work like that.

That's an Odell move for sure.

Motherfucker's not.

Bert and Tom, Tom and Bert.

One goes topless while the other wears a shirt.

Tom tells stories and Bert's the machine.

There's not a chance in hell that they'll keep it clean.

Here's what we call two bears, one cave.