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Alright, alright, alright, welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are joined by the coolest dude in Austin, Matthew McConaughey! Matt's re-releasing his book, "Greenlights" and visits the cave to talk all about it. It's a book that feels just like you're sitting down hanging out with McConaughey himself. The bears dive deep into Matt's personal philosophies and make a hands-on discovery about how seamless it is for him to be cool. The trio also talk about their personal alcohol brands, McConaughey's early film roles, that thing he does in "The Wolf of Wall Street", Tom's first time meeting him years ago, the cult status of "Tiptoes", and the almighty condiment ketchup. They also talk about biggest dammits, ballsy moves, their dads, friendships, Joey Diaz, the McConaissance, and the bears also learn a bunch of food hacks from the mind of McConaughey. So check out this episode....be a lot cooler if you did!
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All right, we're sitting on the same side of the table this week, which is very strange, but it's because we are joined by the most handsome man in Austin, Texas.
In the world, in the world, and possibly in the entire world.
And you can get his already huge smash hit book now available in paperback tomorrow.
The book is, of course, called Green Lights.
It's Matthew McConaughey, everybody.
Give him a hand.
hand.
How are we doing, man?
Buddy.
Actually, I won most hands from 1988.
There's a story in there about how he lost a lawsuit case against this oil of mink when I had the bad acne.
Do you mean when you put it on because your mom was selling it and she said it and it gave you cystic acne?
Buddy, I will tell you the book's awesome.
Buy it, but the fucking audiobook is insane.
I listened.
You're going to have Matthew McConnell.
It sounds like he's calling you.
Get the audio book.
Just fucking talks and you fucking push you to sleep.
It was fun to read.
I bet.
They said it was going to take like four days to record it.
And I remember just sitting there going, Man, I know these toys.
I wrote this.
It's not going to take four days.
Popped a couple of buds and eight hours.
One take.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
Don't listen to my audiobook.
Yeah.
I can't read aloud.
Did you fucking, I wrote a book a couple of years ago at number two.
New York Times bestseller.
Couldn't get to number one.
But I have a question.
When I handed in, like the first time I sent the publisher like a draft,
there was a different type of anxiety about submitting your writing as opposed to like an audition or
because you realize, you know, you can tweak, you can deliver how you want to deliver a line.
You can deliver, you can do things with your face, with your body, with your work.
But when it's just like, here's what I wrote, there's like this whole, this thing, you're like, fuck, man.
Did you feel that too?
Yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
I mean, I felt it for
probably 15 years.
I didn't have the courage to even go try and write it.
I mean, I'd been gathering all these journals in a treasure chest and then telling my assistant, you know what?
You're going to start logging that stuff.
Maybe something's worth sharing one day.
And it stayed on micro cassettes.
And then I, and what the last kicker to get out the door and go see what I had to write something was I asked my wife if, hey, when I die, I got these books.
These are really important to me.
I mean, I'm looking in there and seeing something's worth sharing.
And she just gave me the bird and said, F you, dude, you go do it.
Don't put that on me.
Yeah, that's a big thing
to put on.
She's like, get out of here.
So I loaded up the truck and headed off to Marfa for 20 days with those, which was intimidating.
But then when I did turn it in to declare,
you know, being a writer.
Yeah.
It's a big thing.
You can't dance around this thing.
You can't kind of put lipstick on it and call it a thoroughbred if it's a donkey, right?
Yeah, for sure.
You put it there.
And I mean, I felt like...
I felt like it was something.
Right.
But I didn't know if it was going to translate if anyone else was going to go, dude, that's your own pipe dream.
Totally.
I don't get it.
Because there's also this thing, like, I mean, I don't know if you feel this way when you, if you go back and forth, when you see yourself in a performance, but like when we do stand-up specials, right?
A lot of times you'll watch an edit, the first, like a cut of it, and you're like, this fucking sucks.
Like, I suck.
And then you...
you know, you keep, you watch it, and then there's this like moment sometimes where you're like, you know what, this is actually pretty good.
Like, I like this.
But you go back.
You watch the same thing.
You're watching the same thing.
You have a multiple times you watch it.
And then you have different feelings about it and then then there's that thing it's like the night before the premiere you're like I feel pretty good and then you're like oh fuck man you know it's just like roller coaster right but I don't know if
um if you feel that way about a performance but like on a book I feel like there's this thing where you're you read it sometimes you're like this is a good chapter like I like this chapter and then you have your it's just doubt like it's just you get feelings of doubt yeah I mean look every every performance I see I really don't see
I don't think I'm fair about any performances with mine in the movies until about the third or fourth viewing.
Right.
The changes.
Yeah, the first viewing, I'm
every film I've ever done, I physically have gotten sick in the parking lot.
And I think it's partially,
you know, one scene, a full week comes rushing back.
Yeah.
And I'm like, why do you just take four?
Oh, second, I have to take eight.
I remember that morning.
I didn't.
Or, you know, so I'm not really laid back watching the story.
I'm micromanaging my performance and everybody else's.
And it's an okay, I could get out of a two-hour screening.
I'm sweating.
It was a workout.
Yeah.
I was not really kicking back watching a movie, but second, third, or fourth time, I could sit back and watch it.
It's kind of like watching any Cohen Brothers movie for me.
And I've never been in a Cohen Brothers movie, but my favorite views of Cohen Brothers movie is about the fourth time because you pick up all the great genius background stuff.
Yeah.
Had a character, you know.
Oh, the line in Raising Arizona.
We are in the proverbial catbird seat.
My fucking favorite line in any movie.
Didn't catch it until my eighth time watching it.
And I went to my wife, I go, what is that?
She goes, Catbird.
He's a little cat bird.
These blow up in funny shapes, that one.
Sure.
Circular is funny.
Circular is funny.
So, I mean, I have that with performances with the book.
Look, by the time we had edited down, I will say this.
Did you have this experience that you send something in and you're like, ah, this is hot shit.
This chapter's good.
This story's great.
It looks like somebody was murdered on it when they send you the notes back?
And they go,
oh, I don't get it.
Yeah.
And I'm puffed up going, how can you not get that?
If you don't get that, then you don't get the whole book's about.
Sweet.
What chapter is it?
No, I had a few, but what happened, here's what I learned.
Okay.
90% of the time, thankfully I had good editors,
I hadn't written it well enough.
That was them saying, and then I went back and wrote it better, and they're like, oh, I get it.
Right.
But I went in thinking, you know, sometimes we have our own cliff notes and we don't.
Sure.
you well they're gonna get that part but no you didn't write it i actually thought i got really lucky in that i had a suzanne o'neal was the one who would send me
notes about chapter it was a collection of uh essays and and you know stories and there was times where i would see the notes coming back with like so much and i was like what the fuck and then when i sat and read them and discussed them i was like yeah you're right this yeah this is i didn't do it well enough yeah but i she made it way better by doing yeah no my editors did too with me.
There's times where,
yeah, there was a lot.
There's a lot cut.
But I had once once I declared and we kind of put it all together and tried to make it a bit of an interactive play, interrupted by a prescribe or a poem or a picture and have that playfulness.
And every time I'd get going, every time I'm preaching something,
I have to come off of that or come in, I have to precede that with a story where I ate shit.
Yeah.
Or so the reader can stomach it.
You want to like, you know, so you can, so you can see me self-deprecate and tell a story where I ate shit.
And then after that, you can stomach me going, so here's the lesson I learned from it.
Yes.
You know, but don't be going straight advice across the board.
People shut that thing going, shut up, quit telling me what the fuck to do.
For sure.
Did you notice this?
This is something, big thing.
The person.
First, second, third, I, you, we.
So it's about us.
You telling the first person, this is my experience.
You can't really, you can have an opinion, but you can't really judge me right or wrong.
I'm just telling you how I experienced it.
Second person's you.
Now we're giving advice.
Telling people.
You need to do it.
Got to watch.
You're telling people what to do, right?
Got to watch that because someone likes to be told what to do.
Third, the royal we,
which you got to watch that because then your shit can all sound like big platitudes.
Like, what do you got or something?
You're speaking for us.
You know, the proverbial we.
But the interplay of those was a real, something that I got real conscious of along the way.
Because if I would go into the you too much, it comes across preachy.
Definitely.
Go into the I all the time, you're going, well, it's your story, but what's that to do with me?
I don't see myself.
Right.
And if you use a proverbial we, you're like,
okay.
Yeah.
Mr.
Big Stuff, speaking with the voice of God.
No, it's a huge lesson because it also, that's also how like we address crowds.
Same thing.
Yeah.
You know, you're always conscious of like, I did, like, if it's, if it's a dumbass moment, you're like, I'm a dumbass.
Right.
But like, you kind of want to wrap people,
you kind of want to dance with that stuff so that you can bring them in make fun of yourself and then you can also you the more you do that then you get you have leverage to criticize then you can be like you know who's a fucking idiot and then you get to do that but you have to do me me me first yeah yeah you gotta you gotta look like the dumbass for sure yeah the takeaway from this book is that there are dudes who put on a hat because someone said it's cool and they want to look cool and they walk into a bar and you simply put on the hat and are cool.
Like this fucking book is like, like some people people go, I'm going to drive through the desert for the next three days so that people say he's driving through the desert.
And it's on his Instagram.
You did it at a time no one was talking about it.
You get you right after you did
a time to kill, you guys are like, fuck it, I'm getting a van, I'm getting a dog, and I'm gone.
And you weren't doing it for anyone in a world where everyone's doing it for optics, you were doing these journeys to the Congo, to Africa,
fucking motorcycle with Kohlhauser and
Roy Cochran.
You guys weren't doing it for you.
Record it for social media, you mean?
Did it even happen?
Right, exactly.
Fucking wasted that.
Got some killer black and whites from it.
It's so cool.
Well,
I don't know.
I mean, that's kind of what
if you try and be cool,
you really know what I don't know anyone that's really cool.
We try to be cool.
We always talk, I always talk about this about the city of Austin.
All you got to do is be you.
A lot of people move to Austin going, okay, well, I'm going to try to be what I think being me is like.
No, that's not cool.
Or I'm going to try to be what Austin is like.
So that'll be, no, no, no.
No, just be you, bro.
Stay in your own lane, do your own thing.
And,
you know, that's cool.
This is something I want to ask about cool, though, because there's a funny thing about when you watch a movie where the guy's cool.
Yeah.
Like when you get a cool role.
Because I think, like, I was thinking about, I was watching Daniel Craig.
Right.
And he's a, he was in like a knives out thing where he gets yeah, it's like a fun, it's a different, it's a character, right?
And you get to see like him having fun.
Then you watch like a Bond movie, and I think the easy, it's easy to watch and you go, oh, that's like, that's not like a real acting, right?
But then you stop and you go, wait a minute, Lo, to like, to be the coolest guy in the world for every shot, you're like, that actually is a thing.
And you can't look like you're trying to be cool because then you're a fucking dork.
Yeah.
So it's like, he's got to walk cool.
He's got to look cool.
And it's like, what, how do you play cool?
Ah,
dude, I think cool comes from just
ownership.
You know, if it's an actor at all, owning
my man.
For instance, first role I ever did, Wooderson, Days Confused.
Fucking love it.
There's a line written in there, Richard Linklater, one of the original lines.
I call it a launch pad line.
Those lines that you go, this character means that.
There's a book written I could write on that character, right?
Wooderson's hanging out in front of the pool hall.
High school chicks walk by, checks him out the backside.
His buddy leans in his ear, says, Wooderson, you got to cut that out, man.
You're going to end up in jail.
He says, no, man, that's what I love about those high school girls, man.
I get older, but they stay the same age.
I went, who the fuck is that?
Now, what if that guy is not saying that line to be cool?
What if that guy's, that's not an attitude.
He's not trying to make a joke to make Sasha laugh.
No, what if he's like, that's, I got life figured out, man.
This is how the math works.
Yeah.
yeah.
This is, I am living in the salad days, to quote the Cohens, right?
Yeah.
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By philosophy.
Yeah.
Now that unpacked all kinds of stuff for them.
Because it was truth.
Truth.
And the guy saying it is truth.
And I think what happened, and I look back at the scene, I actually stepped forward on the curb and kind of said it to the ether, said it to the universe.
Like, we're good, man.
Yeah.
That's why I like Wooderson and I wasn't trying to be cool, but owning
your life, your politics, whatever it is, what you want, what you can do, what you can't do.
Yeah.
What works for you?
What doesn't?
Without soliciting, without intruding, cool doesn't really intrude.
Cool doesn't trespass.
You know those people you talk to, you're like, man, I love talking to them because they kind of hold their space, man.
You know, those people you talk to that are always trying to get in there and solicit and get the, you're like, be cool, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold your own, hold your ground.
Own your shit.
Yeah.
You don't need me to convert to make you cool.
Right.
Chill the fuck out.
Right.
Right.
So it's owned.
I think it's
ownership.
And if I can find that or any performance I see, where you see somebody own whoever they are, the most most nerds are cool.
Right.
When they're like, I'm a nerd, man.
I like this.
That's cool.
Yes.
I don't think dorks are cool.
Because dorks.
What's the difference between a nerd and a dork?
Nerd
dorks
want to say dorks change their answer for wherever they are to fit the circumstance to do what they think is the cool thing.
You need to come to the comedy mothership fucking green room.
There's a bunch of dorks in there.
Okay.
I think mean you made it real clear
that's so true
it's coming enough that's that's the perfect summary that's the perfect summary
because it becomes about somebody being inauthentic right they're pleasing whoever is talking to them essentially you're a fucking dork at that point it's that's there's no the there's absolutely no compass.
It's all a it's all everything's an affair.
Yeah.
There's no marriage on any sort of POV or stance.
You don't have anything where you come from.
It's like we talk about improv a lot.
Y'all know improv, but I'm in movies.
And comedians do this sometimes.
Some comedians are very good actors.
Some
are better performers at a skit and not necessarily a great actor.
Totally.
There are some scenes, and I won't point them out, but there's some scenes in the movie that we've all laughed at very hard, but I look at and go, that's a great SNL skit but that had nothing to do with the relationship and the circumstance in that movie right
so riffing and improv's not an amendment it's not a one-off of I gotta find a spot to get this joke in and if I get a gap I'm gonna throw it yeah if it has no context yeah it doesn't right yeah then it's like okay that's a skit um improv comes from the
good improv, I think, comes from the written word,
from what was the base of
who the character is, what's the circumstance, what's the relationship and then if you can riff on that yeah then you're like I don't know you call it improv I don't know it's coming from you're just expanding like I get a launch pad line like that I'm going
I come back work for three weeks link later throws me in scenes I'm going like everything's based off of the guy who believes that I've got life figured out because that's what I love about high school girls I get older they say they say the same age you know what car that guy drives you know what time he's you know if he's married if he's got kids if he doesn't what music he listens to what he's buying if he's got a dollar in his pocket goes in 7-Eleven yep you know what this guy's got right you know what's in his car you know what's in his console yep by that line by that line that's true one of the things I just wrapped production yesterday here in Austin on a show we did and it was so much fun and when I got to work with so many great actors on it and one of my favorite things about great actors as opposed to
other ones is that great actors you i realize this we had like amazing people that came in to do it shea wiggum came in yay shea Wiggum.
Amazing.
Dan Stevens,
Malin Barr, just all these great actors
is that they all are in service of the scene.
Yeah.
And that they go,
oh no, like,
I should do less here.
And you're like, because most people are like, I want, like, some people come in, they go, I want to add a bunch of shit.
I'm going to say, and you're like, dude, relax.
You're just supposed to say, like, excuse me.
And those, and you bring in like great actors like the ones I name, and they would go, like, oh, yeah, so I think I'm just gonna, I think I should just, you know, look at the door.
And you're like, Actually, yeah, that's way better.
That serves this scene.
You got to earn your moments acting in life.
You got to earn your moment, stand up, you got to earn that punchline, sure, right?
You got to earn that callback, yeah, right?
If you don't earn it, it's lands and like, where's what you're talking about?
Yeah, you got to earn your moments
in a performance, I think, like in life, too.
You got to, it's just important where you're not, right?
It's where you are.
If you look, I
look at staying on Days Confusing Wooderson.
The last scene we shot, I'm now working three weeks.
I'm loving this.
People are telling me they think I'm good at it.
I'm getting paid 360 bucks a day.
I'm going,
this is legal.
This is great, man.
Call me back as much as I can.
There's a scene where Wooderson,
they've had the night at the field.
Now they're going to go get the Aerosmith tickets in Wooderson's car.
And he's like, talks to the gang, goes, all right, man, we're heading out.
And he goes to his car, towards his car.
And the group stayed there, and I don't remember exactly what, but the group stayed where they were.
And I returned to the group.
And I remember that night feeling like, false move, bullshit.
Wooderson would have never two-stepped.
Wooderson would have gone to his car, sat back, cranked it up, put on some tunes, rolled a doobie, and waited for everyone in their own time to come get in his car.
I two-stepped.
Not a Wooderson move.
It's a Tad Dorky.
Even though Wooderson's not a, you know know what I mean?
It was a two-step.
Yeah.
And Witterson was a guy who just, whatever way he heads, by hook or by crook, if he passes the pot of gold, he, well, he passed it.
Maybe he'll catch it next time around.
But he's never going to two-step.
And now I shouldn't have gone back to that scene.
I shouldn't have re-entered that scene.
You didn't realize it at the time.
No, I didn't realize it at the time.
Yeah.
Get more screen time, bro.
Sure, yeah, no, yeah.
Hanging out with a guy.
I mean, why not?
And it is your first movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you have iconic, culturally iconic lines that we say for the rest of our lives crazy in your first fucking movie your first three movies insane boys on the boys on the side uh that and a time to kill your first three fucking movies well there's chain text chainsaw mask three chainsaw masker that's the
all right so your first three yeah um
yeah
dude and i i yeah the first one i get walking in the right bar at the right time meet a guy named don phillips four in the morning he's riding with me in a cab to go drop me off my apartment.
He rolls the dupe: says, You ever done any acting?
I said, Man, been in the middle of light commercial for about that long, more of a modeling job.
Well, you might be right.
Come to this address in the morning, pick up the script.
I go pick it up.
That was three lines and days.
That worked out for three weeks.
The chainsaw masker.
I was supposed to play a part of a guy that was like a Romeo to Renee Zeller's Juliet, where I like ride up on a motorcycle at the beginning, past the school, black leather helmet, look at her, ride off.
And at the end, after she escapes, pick her up.
I go in for that.
I've already got my U-Haul packed to go west, young man.
It's packed.
I've moved out.
I'm out of that, not renting a place anymore.
I'm going to swing by.
It's a one-day job.
I go by the production house to go see the director.
And while we're sitting there, and I'm going to shoot like two days, he goes, hey, we haven't been able to cast the main killer, Wilmer, the guy with the mechanical leg who can't find his remote.
He drives a tow truck.
He goes, you know any male actors in town?
I gave him a fucking couple names.
And I remember I left, I got to my car, and I never forget it, my blue truck, old blue.
I opened the door, and as I was stepping from the sidewalk into the cab, I stopped.
I went, I should go read for that.
I shut the door, went back in, said, I want to read for it.
He goes, okay, we don't have any actors, actresses around here.
And I went.
And the secretary goes, I'll do it.
And he goes, man, just, you know, I don't know, scare this evening, scare the hell out of her.
And I went went to the kitchen and I grabbed a big exercise like serving spoon.
And I came back and welded it like some knife and went off and scared the shit out of her.
And she drew tears.
And after we were over, she was like, that was great.
You really scared me.
And he goes, you got the part.
So all of a sudden, I'm working for a month in Pflugerville.
And I had to go sleep on a buddy's couch and pull out stuff out of him.
U-Haul for the next month.
Then drove out west, which I had Daz and Confused.
The film had come out and I had that as a bit of audition.
And then I had the stories in there about feeling needy, you know, feeling like I needed to get an agent.
And that same guy, Don Phillips, who I met in the bar that night, it's the one who ate my ass out and said, get the hell out of here.
This town will eat you up.
They smell needy.
Get out of here.
Go ride to go off with your buds.
And me and Cole and Rory hit Europe for over a month riding motorcycles.
Came back.
I was ready because I was.
I was running out of money, but I was also like, come on, man, I need it.
And I would have taken those meetings and they'd have been like,
Not very, he's not as cool as we thought he might have been.
He's like, Desperation always reads,
I would have been trespassing.
I was desperate, but there's a fine line between desperation and getting what you want.
Like, when you did A Time to Kill, they wanted you to play a clan member, yeah, and you were, but there's so, like, there's the person who goes, I want to be the star, right?
Yes, but you have always navigated a great way of going advocating for yourself.
Like,
well, that one was,
yeah, I mean, I'd read the script, I was like, Jake Bagance,
that's the guy I'd like to, you know.
And I go in and I had that meeting, and
I did plan it.
It's one of those things, those plans that kind of went well.
I have to say, I've been fortunate a few times where some ideal plans where I'm going to lay down the snafu or the bait that have worked out.
Many of them haven't, but this one did.
And after,
I remember I was wearing a John Mellencamp sleeveless t-shirt, man, smoking cigarettes.
i'm laying back and he's like we've agreed i've got the part of the clansman we're all set and i said uh so uh who's playing the lead of jake brigant
and he says i don't know but who do you think should
i think i should and he goes
great idea never gonna happen i just laid by He planted a seed, though.
And as you read, a lot of things went my way.
Sandra Bullock, who was already cast while you were sleeping, did really make a lot of money.
All of a sudden, I think she could green light a movie.
Where when she was cast, I don't think she was able to.
John Grisham wouldn't approve my buddy Woody Harrelson.
It's crazy.
You know why?
You hear this crazy stuff, man?
So, Oliver Stone, you remember that time?
I don't know if you remember that time.
Oliver Stone and John Grisham were having a battle.
Evidently,
there was a killing of a farmer in Mississippi, I think.
Excuse me, if I don't get the details right.
And it was a murder by a young man and a young woman.
And they said
they were enacting the Mickey Mallory from Natural Point Killers.
Oh, right.
The farmer, John Grisham's was good friends with.
John Grissom deconstructs, has approval over the roles.
Well, that guy's not playing me.
Right.
You know?
So things, odd things
opened up, and then the timing was right.
And all of a sudden, the movie's going.
The last thing to cast is the lead.
They got, you know, Carly Haley.
They got Sam Jackson.
They got Sandra.
Everything's looking good.
Well, maybe we'll take a chance on this more relatively unknown guy.
And Schumacher does me a real solid.
I remember it was either Valentine's Day or Mother's Day.
I can't remember, but but it was a Sunday.
And they flew me to L.A., and he said, we're going to shoot in this little studio on Fairfax.
It was Mother's Day.
Was it Mother's Day?
Yeah.
Okay.
We're going to shoot
to Maliprop one or the other, Valentine's Mother's Day.
Love your mom.
You called your mom that morning.
Yeah.
So we go on Fairfax, and he says, the reason we're not shooting at a studio.
is because no matter how good you do,
you're probably not getting this part.
And I don't want it to be on your record or resume of try it out and didn't get it.
It's not a good way for you to get started in Hollywood.
Damn, that's so thoughtful.
How about that?
Cool as shit.
That is really thoughtful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
It worked out.
But that was a little, I planted a seed that day that did, I think, it helped for it and ended up to pay off when I was in there and that audition said I think I should.
I want to ask you this because we're talking about directors because
you're an incredible incredible actor and you've worked with a ton of directors at this point.
Is there something, whether or not they're well known or not, that you love from a director when you're starting a production and conversely something that you really don't like?
Yeah.
So
the best directors say yes.
It puts fuel on your fire.
Yeah.
The best directors
want
the actor.
You want the talent to own their stuff.
You want them to believe it's their idea.
We all want it to feel like it's our idea.
Sure.
I say one thing when I go and meet directors now, and I just say it wide open.
I said, Look, man, I'm easy to direct.
Just don't tell me what to do.
Yeah, yeah.
That's great.
Make me, but, but I love it when you manipulate me
and make me think it's my idea, but it was really yours.
I'm quietly going bravo.
Yeah.
I saw that, but I'm not calling it out.
Yeah.
But I caught that.
I love that.
Yeah.
trick me, bro.
Yeah, it's simple.
I'm letting you know.
I'm easy, I'm easy prey, man.
Like coyote.
Tell me to go that way.
I'm going to go that way.
So just tell me you want me to go the opposite way.
Yeah.
You know,
I'll fall right into your hands.
So, a stubborn one is one who would be no fun for you.
Well, so one is
a lot of directors,
if things are going well and your actors, you know,
it's going, the performances are going well,
Have the confidence to sit back and go, yep, next.
Because we get hot hands sometimes.
Yeah.
And you don't want a director, and you also don't want an actor that's competing for the best idea.
That's a big one.
It happens in those, probably in those, some of those green rooms, right?
For sure.
You know?
Because
I've been around some of those.
There's competition for the best idea.
And when I've got, you've got the hot hand and you've had the best six ideas in a row
on on a set when you're acting as a director, I want you to have the seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh, twelfth,
fortieth in a row.
Yeah.
You're hot, man.
Yeah.
Go.
You're in the line.
You're getting me what I want and you're owning it.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
If the director will try
my way or try the way I want to do it and sincerely go, I see that.
Now you try it this way.
I'm much more able to go,
you're damn right, I will.
And I'm going to give this real justice.
I'm not worried that it's my idea.
We just want the best idea.
We just want the best idea to happen.
Sure.
The other thing is that when you're in a movie, I always say this.
The communication with the director is what you do between action and cut.
It's not what you say outside of it.
Here's what I think we want to do in the scene.
All that can be great to get there, but really your communication is what you do between action and cut.
And if what the best thing that can happen is when you have an idea what you want to do in a scene, you don't say it to anybody, then you do the scene, and they come back to you and go, you know, I love that.
Here's what I got from the scene.
And they go, papa, pop, pa, pop, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.
And you pull the nut,
pull your paper out of your pocket, and you go, it's exactly, look what I wrote.
Yeah, I wrote down what I wanted to do, what I wanted to hopefully come across.
You just said, yeah, and there it is.
Yeah.
I'd written it down beforehand.
That's kind of a kismet moment when that can happen.
So I think no, no, no, no, you know, I don't like the word no.
Best directors started off with this with Link Letter.
You know, listen, we call it verbal ping pong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And what if,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
And what if that, yeah, yeah.
But it's a forward-moving process.
You're figuring out, and he's directing me, redirecting me through the give and the take and the flow of the creative, but never going, no.
Not that.
Boom, actors will go, whoa, you just, you just gave me a red light.
Yeah.
You just stunted my growth.
My creativity just stopped.
Now, anything you tell me to do after this, it's your idea, not mine.
Come on, man.
Yeah, trick me into thinking it's fine.
Right.
Smart.
Do you need do you need approval from a director as you're doing it, or can you operate independently?
I can operate independently, but I like approval of it because
there's times where, and I've tried to close these gaps.
Meaning, there's what we intend to do, there's what we actually do,
there's what gets recorded, and there's what gets edited.
Trying to close all those gaps.
And over 35 years, I have been able to close the gaps where what I'm wanting to do is pretty close to what I'm doing, which is pretty close to what's getting recorded.
Hopefully what's going to get edited.
But sometimes it's not.
And I need that director to go, come here.
I know what you're trying to, I hear what you're trying to do, but come look at it.
And I'll watch the scene and go, oh.
That's not what's coming across.
Gotcha.
Maybe that's the angle.
Maybe that's me.
But sometimes there's a larger gap between, oh, here's what I thought I was doing.
No, maybe it was, but it's not captured.
Or maybe what you thought you were doing is not actually what you were doing.
What is everyone?
Because we're all mesmerized by Scorsese.
And you did Wolf of Wall Street.
What's he like
on?
Dude.
Love's funny.
Really?
So,
and nonverbal.
I don't think he gave me any direction that had an English word in it.
Really?
No, it was all.
It's musical.
Everything's musical.
And what we hear is a boom, boom, boom, boom, doom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Musical and funny.
And to see his little shoulders start bouncing when he's laughing.
It's just beautiful.
That's awesome.
So,
you know, I go in,
I
wrote a lot of extra stuff in that scene and there.
And that character had a launch pad line.
That character who says to Leonardo's character, when Leonardo says, what's the secret of this business?
There was a line written in the script that said,
cocaine and hookers.
And I just went,
okay, is this guy being funny?
Or does he really believe that?
What if the guy really believes that the secret to this brokering business is cocaine and hookers?
We can unpack that and write a book, right?
Yeah.
Why cocaine?
Why hookers?
What did all these things do?
Which led to, you know, jerking off.
And how many times a day?
Rookie numbers, da-da-da-da.
Don't want too much travel.
Need more base.
All that bullshit that I was spewing.
And I remember it.
It was just so funny.
It was so fun to do.
Thank you.
It was super fun to do.
And I went in.
Sometimes I'll just go like, let's just do it live.
I'm going to introduce it on the day.
Sometimes Sometimes I don't have the balls for that.
And I'm like, I might want to run this by.
Good morning, I got an idea.
So the day before I said, listen, I've been playing with this scene and extending it, but I think I got squeezed.
He's like, yeah, well, I'm going to do it.
And I did it.
And I was like, those are the times like, you better do it well.
Yeah.
Because if you don't, they're going to go, no.
And you can't bring them back, reel them back in the next day when you're live, right?
So I did it.
I did it well.
And he was sitting there kind of laughing.
And I remember he just goes, did you say the thing about the thing?
And I went, Yes, I did.
And he goes, Did you say the thing about it?
There were two points.
He was like, wanted to hit it.
He goes, Did you say the other thing about the thing?
I said, Yeah.
He goes, Okay, great, do that.
And the next day went out and did it.
And I tell the story all the time, but we were five takes, got it, moving on.
And Leonardo goes, Hang on, Marty.
And goes, What's that thing to me?
He goes, What's that thing you're doing before the scene?
Because I was doing the.
And it was a thing I I do before scenes in different rhythms to relax, get myself out of my head, find the rhythm.
You don't want to come in thinking, right?
I'm stepping into this Corsese movie.
I'm one-day worker, two-day worker.
I got nerves.
It helps get rid of anxiety.
It also helps the crew go, what's the fucking weirdo doing?
Yeah.
Which is good.
Put you in an underdog situation.
I've got to fight out of it, right?
What's this fucking lunatic doing?
Yeah, it's a good feeling.
Like, what?
So I'm going to go.
They're not sure.
So I got to really make this count.
And I sold him, and that's what I'm doing it for.
He goes, What if you do that in the scene?
And the next take switch in the movie.
That's awesome.
That's fucking wild.
That's so cool.
That's cool to know that two people I love could work together.
So, a lot of times you think you get two stars in there and there's a competition.
There can be.
There can be.
Not with the really good ones.
Look, look, you want to be stolen from.
It's an honor to be stolen from on set in a way that you, again, you know, they stole, but,
oh, that was a good, that was a good pickpocket.
Yeah.
It's kind of a compliment.
In the way I was talking about the director, about like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But how about this?
You're kind of, they're stealing.
You know, and it's an honor to kind of be stolen from, and you want to steal.
And then also steal, that was a version of Leonardo giving.
That's very giving.
Yeah.
He goes, that thing, I don't know what it is, but.
This is a wild scene.
It's a wild kick.
You put that in.
So we just, how it fell in.
It fell in.
And then he sat over there very easily.
He's playing it, listening, trying to get on the group.
What's he talking about?
Yeah, I think I understand.
Or do I?
I'm not sure, you know?
And a lot of times, yeah, you will have, you will have people in that position that may go, dude, I don't like this.
They will think I'm losing this scene.
Right.
Or I'm getting shown up in this scene.
Really confident actor is not going to feel that way.
Look, confident actors are going to go,
I've got plenty to do.
This is great.
Let me put fuel on this fire.
This makes the movie better, maybe.
This is a great scene.
I watched this thing.
It was the behind the scenes, like the rolling take of you on Eastbound and Down.
Yeah.
And between takes, it was still, you know, it was rolling.
It was watching you do like,
you were just staying loose.
Yeah.
It's fun to watch because you're like, oh, he's just staying loose right here.
Trying to, not, you know, trying to get from the reason to the rhyme.
Because you go study, you prepare, it's reason.
Understand what I want to, you want to know what you want to know what you're saying.
I think words are important.
But boy, by the time you show up, you kind of hopefully chunk all that shit out of the way and get out.
I want to get non-verbal now, man.
Let's get into the
rhyme and let's get into the ether here and get this thing off the, let's levitate.
I love that you like getting weird.
Like,
it's my favorite thing is late night, families asleep, back to the man cave, bottle of wine, cowboy boots, gloves, speedos,
and listen to music.
And just get, like, if someone walked in.
You just do a speedo ad out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like it.
I like it.
And, you know, it's so funny.
I think that's the
there's such a child still about you.
There's still like you're still that kid in like a loincloth put building a fort.
Then I hope so.
I don't want to, you know.
Oh, you know.
I remember when I met you.
I wanted to tell you that.
I met you.
See if you remember this.
It was 25 years ago.
Yeah.
You know what?
You definitely don't remember.
It was fucking hilarious.
It was across the street from your house.
So you had a house in LA.
In LA.
So across from you, I'll paint the picture.
If you walk out of your house, to your right, there was a woman who was divorced from a TV producer, writer, and she had a tennis court.
And then,
like, if you walk out of the house...
Hollywood Hills?
Yes.
Astral?
Yes.
Yes.
And then to the left, there was like a fucking Saudi arms dealer.
Yes.
And some things would go on late night over there.
So I was at his house.
You were filming.
No, I wasn't filming.
Tom did a porn.
I go over there with the guy who would teach tennis to the lady
on the right.
And he's like, yeah, I live here sometimes.
I'm like, you're not fucking her.
He was like, oh, I just teach tennis.
I was like, okay.
So he's like, he befriended the Saudi dude.
Yeah.
So we're over there one night.
You walk, there's, he's having a party and there's women and everybody.
And I was like, you know, just walking around, walking up the hill.
There's a dude in swim trunks, barefoot with goggles on his head.
I'm like, who's this motherfucker?
And then, and everyone's like, that's Matthew McConnell.
I was like, shut the fuck up.
And so he walks up.
I still remember this girl was like, how do you spell your last name?
And you, that's a really good question.
And you'd spelled it.
And then she was like, wait, what?
And then you were like, I just fucking spelled it.
You were
spelled again.
And then I was like, this is wild.
This felt like a real Hollywood thing.
You know, I was like, this is, this is crazy.
All these people around, everyone started, it started to create this energy.
Like, Matthew McConaughey's here.
He's in swim trunks and goggles, and there's not a fucking pool around.
And, and then they were like, we're playing basketball.
And you're like, I'm playing basketball too.
So you kind of, you started shooting hoops with us in your trunks.
And then
I'm starting to remember this.
Really?
And then I remember, because I tried to get them to find it.
I go, I remember, because this was, this would have been like 2002 or three.
So it was like, there wasn't like social content, but I was like, dude, I saw it in like a
You know, like an inquirer thing.
Like it made it to some, somebody had taken a photo.
Yeah.
And I was like, it's out there.
And they looked and they looked and they couldn't find it.
But I was like, I remember being at, I was, whatever, internship, and somebody being like, hey, there's the, there's the photo evidence of your story that we thought you made up.
And I was like, no, I'm telling you, I was at this fucking party.
And I was like, that's, that's where I met him.
I remember this.
The little gate had some steps up.
Yeah.
It plateaued out.
And there's this thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I would, I would go over there.
I remember that.
Yeah.
I remember, I remember they played some pretty good music.
You'd tell a good time was having it.
I figured it was good times, you know, if I was already feeling carnated,
you could keep the circus going.
Yeah.
It was a fun night.
It was a fun night, dude.
Yeah.
I mean, I would go over there with the fucking tennis guy and they'd be like, yeah, she's the fucking Miss July.
And I was like, Jesus Christ.
Like,
who is this guy?
And they're like, I don't know what he does.
It was the thing.
It's like, we don't know what he does.
It was one of those guys, the guy that owned the place.
I was like, what do you mean you don't know what he does?
And they're like, yeah, it was.
I never knew.
He drives an armed car.
I never got to know
that neighbor well.
Yeah.
But an armored car.
And you're like, okay, he drives an armored car.
And they're like, yeah, a lot of people don't like him.
The tennis clutch probably knows all this guy.
He knows the scene of the stories.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we met in acting.
It was an acting class thing.
We were like tennis guys in the acting class, some of the backstreet boys in the acting class.
Like a very Hollywood
acting class experience yeah yeah how much of your book uh would you want your son to live through
because as i read a good question man thank you
so let me tell you this
i can leave now when are we gonna drink tequila keep going because i don't want him to live i got really scared for you in australia like i got really scared for you as a father take a repo as a father i went oh my god that's my my fear is my kid to study abroad and that to happen this is a very freaky part of that thing.
But as I look and I go look at Times of Chateau,
you and the in
Native American, it was in Canada, but I think Native Americans in Canada.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like all these wild things, you going to Africa, all these things are really cool in hindsight.
But as a father of a young man,
how much of this book do you want your son to live through?
I mean, I honestly,
what's in that book, I honestly hope he can live through that much or even more if he wants.
There are stories that are not in that book that
are the ones that I are the reason I wear a mouth guard at night because I wake up.
Wake up at the exact second where I go back and I remember it.
I was like, oh, I almost died right there.
None of those did I almost die.
And so those, I've got a few circumstances that I would not want my son to live through.
Those,
no, man.
I mean, look, there's things I made it through.
The beauty of ignorance.
God bless ignorance.
Cheers.
Oh, can we see
that?
You know?
Cheers.
Yes, man.
Yeah.
All right, I got to reach over it.
100%.
All right.
So there's things
that I survived because I didn't know better.
Thank goodness.
But most of those stories in that book that I went through, I would not
go back in my own life and say, ooh, if I could get rid of that, I wouldn't have to do it.
And I wouldn't, I'd want,
you know, it's part of,
our kids are living a more affluent life than I was.
That doesn't mean they don't or can't have the experiences
that
I had.
I don't,
it's, I don't want them to fall under prey to any kind of entitlement.
And part of not doing that in life is having to be in situations where you have no safety net.
You're like, I've got my own devices, man.
How am I going to roll here?
How am I getting out?
How am I getting what I want?
How am I going to survive?
How am I not going to go crazy?
How am I going to go crazy and out endure the craze?
How am I going to go wing it?
How am I going to know better?
I want my son to be in those situations.
you know,
and I was in a lot of them.
A lot of them.
A lot of the success, I engineered.
A lot of it, didn't engineer it at all.
It was
divine intervention, something I can't, you know, make the math of.
But you need that hunger.
Like, your son will never sleep on someone's couch for like an extended period because he's, at some point, he probably can just go, hey, dad, I'm in L.A., but like when you're young and you're poor, you go,
out of necessity, can I crash on your couch?
There's a vulnerability when you wake up in someone's living room that I feel like makes this man, if that makes sense.
Look, you might be right.
I'm not going to, I'm not going to think you're wrong.
Do I think that's necessary?
No.
Do I think,
do I try as a father and his mother as well
to not make things harder,
but to go, no, you got to earn that.
That's not
hand that to you.
That's hard.
There's initiations and there's rites of passage.
You got to skin your knees.
If you pull it off the first time, bravo.
But if you skin your knees a few times on the way, bravo.
Yeah.
I'm not giving you the pass to the door.
We like to say, look, you're going to get
access.
More access.
You're going to get more access with us.
I have no problem getting you in a door.
Once you're in that door, bro, it's on you.
So don't embarrass yourself
and handle it and show up on the other side.
Let's see where the rubber hits the road.
Um,
so yeah, are they getting a little quicker access to certain things than say I did?
Sure,
but um,
we'll make we're doing our best to make sure they earn it, whatever that is.
I don't think you got a proverbial bleed to make it count, trip yourself running downhill when things are going well, base plant for the hell of it.
It's a great chapter, you know.
Um, I still battle with that.
Um,
so
you know, know,
confidence to go find shit out.
I don't know.
I want him to travel.
Travel has been my best educator.
I think it's the best.
Getting lost.
It's the best.
Getting found.
Meeting strangers and going like, oh, geez, we are all a hell a lot more similar than I thought.
You travel, you don't vacation.
You travel.
I'm a much better traveler than a vacationer.
Yeah.
I've still got to learn how to be.
My wife tells me, I've got to learn how to take a vacation better.
Because I have to either
have to write something or break a sweat or do something in the day to go, okay, cocktail is going to taste better this afternoon.
Yeah.
But if it's,
I can only, I'm not as good at handling successive Saturdays.
I need to chunk them a little, a little bit of Monday in each day just to go, all right, earn that.
Here we go.
I think it does feel better.
Another notch.
That's why I love Friday.
Yeah.
The best.
First half, business.
Second half,
48-hour runway of freedom.
Yeah.
That's true.
Did you know that when people watch the trailer for tiptoes that they think it's a sketch?
Did you know that?
That no one thinks it's real?
They think it's a what?
It's an SNL sketch.
Did you know that?
I did not know that.
I've shown that to so many people and they're like, when the fuck did SNL do this?
I'm like, no, this is real, dude.
Like, did you know?
It wasn't quite real, but it was real.
It's
insane.
The first time you see it, you're like, what the fuck is happening?
Like, this is the most.
Have you seen this?
I have not seen it.
Just play it for like 10 seconds for
me.
Put his hands on.
This is one of the craziest things that I have ever seen.
And I've enjoyed it so much.
Together was perfect.
Right?
You're like, okay.
I'll dance with you.
Hey, baby.
Hey, sweetie.
Come on.
I love you.
There's one small problem.
I'm Ralph.
I'm your brother.
We're twins.
Are your parents, um.
Yeah.
It can tear them apart.
I think you're gonna let me know that everyone in your family's a midget.
The non-midgets are kind of dwarfed.
Whatever.
That's Gary Oldman.
Patricia Arkasp.
Peter Dinglich.
Fade back and tell.
You could have prepared us for this, don't you think?
If you embarrass me, I'll never speak to you again, so just get it together.
Wait, this trailer's so good.
I've never seen this trailer.
This is so good.
You knocked up this great girl and you didn't tell her that her baby's probably gotta be little.
I'm not like you, Rosalie.
We have so cute.
Don't discriminate against us.
He said these parties got a little wild.
I never expected this.
There's sure a lot of midgets around here.
You better back off, Goldie Hong.
My man can do what he wants to do.
I'm ready for an adult relationship.
What is this man doing in your bedroom?
This is chaos, dude.
A walk down the aisle.
Stavering's a very lucky guy.
I just hope he's smart enough not to screw it up.
Is just a beginning.
They'll be rough patches.
There's no doubt about it.
Canal Hoose and Langley Productions proudly present command performances from Kate Beckinsale, my name, Matthew McConaughey,
Patricia Arquette, and in the role of a lifetime.
John Goldman!
Tiptoe.
Come on!
What the fuck?
That's real.
That's so good.
That's so good.
I've never seen that.
Trailer.
You shot that movie?
Yes.
Real production.
Real production day.
He showed up to work.
No one thinks that's real.
It doesn't look real.
It doesn't look real, but damn, that's a good trailer.
That goes for it.
Yeah, and also.
Oh, it would sell hard as fuck right now.
The reason, too, that like what takes you over of like this is the VO guy goes tiptoes.
You're like, it's not a real VO guy.
Oh, the second half.
Yeah.
Dropped into the serious.
Which is the best on a sketch.
Yes.
Is when you go, now go real grounded on this fucking madness that we, and there's like people being thrown and fighting.
My fucking phone just woke up.
I love that you're also Jewish.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
And
I have the dwarf gene in me.
Yeah.
So if you have children, like Kate and I in the films, husband and wife Procreate,
good chance.
Yeah.
And she doesn't know.
I'm the biggie.
Yeah.
Family.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's actually what we called.
There's a chair where they get over the house.
There's like one big chair.
It's like, oh, no, that's his.
He's the biggie.
It's just absurd.
And Gary Oldman, who's
the fucking balls of the VO guy to call him bat.
Roll of a lifetime.
It's so great, dude.
So is he just sitting inside the couch and they have baby legs attached to him?
Yeah, I think he's sitting on his, I think he's sitting on his
heels back, and then you have the, or you had that, just the green.
You wear the green sort of back
screen where they
remove it and post and put there, but I don't know if they had much money to remove it.
During this production, you guys are like straight facing it.
Yeah.
And you guys think it's a, you're not playing it like, you're, this is a really good story.
I mean, this is a.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, we're playing it.
Look, it was obviously a wild concept.
Yeah.
Same talent at Drew.
The talent is.
It was anarchic.
It still had some heart to it, which.
Maybe I think of the script felt less sentimental than that did.
We knew it was a soap opera,
but it felt like so carny for that word to come out.
It felt so carny.
Like, this is wild.
And Matthew Bright, writer, director,
was a good writer, had come up with the concept.
And I just was like, this is bringing together two worlds of high comedy.
Yeah.
But if we straight face this, it can be really funny.
And also, might actually
make you drop a tear.
Yeah.
It's that.
The second half of that trailer
pushes that direction.
I've shown 100 people that trailer.
I've never seen the trailer.
By the way, I'd like to commit to that writer and director.
Tom and I will do any movie you want to do, sight unseen, and we'll also pay for it.
There you go.
But it's got to be as good as that fucking trailer.
That trailer is something else.
That trailer is really good.
Thank you for showing me that.
That trailer is really good.
When you think of role, because one of my favorite things in Hollywood stories from people who have done a lot like you is when people talk about roles they turn down.
Do you have any where you like roles where you're like, I turned that shit down and it becomes a like a regret?
You know what?
My
biggest damn it for me was probably right as we finished Time to Kill.
What's the name?
Damn it, he just moved on.
LA Confidential Director.
Good director.
Anyway, excuse me,
we had a meeting, and he'd come down, and he'd offer a role.
I don't remember if it was the guy, Pierce role, or the role.
Curtis Hanson?
Curtis Hanson, thank you.
Curtis Hanson came down and it offered me a role in that.
And I love that movie.
I think it's a great movie.
And
I said no.
Now, mind you, at that time,
people were asking me what I wanted to do.
I'm like, things are starting to come and an onslaught.
I'm like,
it was hard for me to sit down and read a script and go.
No, this is really good and I know why.
Everything.
I was just coming from like, I'll do whatever I can do.
You're getting great stuff.
And it's coming.
And I'm supposed to be, and I'm getting asked, well, which one of the great stuff do you want to do?
I'm like,
we write about this a lot in the book.
I'm going, yesterday, I couldn't have a chance.
None of these were even on the table.
And now you're telling me which one of these do you want to do?
That's why I packed up and got the hell out of Dodge and went to Peru.
But that's a movie that I love, that I would have loved to be a part of, and I love that movie.
There's always been a rumor that I think James Cameron started, he and I've had a few laughs about this, that I got offered and turned down the role in Titanic.
That did not happen.
That did not happen.
I did not get offered.
And as I've said to this day, if I did, I got to find that agent because they bogey.
No, I did read for it.
I was there at the end or Kate Winslow and I read.
It was a good read.
I walked out of there
thinking that I may have had it, but I never got the offer.
So other than that,
not really,
other than LA Confidential, which was early on in 96-ish.
I don't,
what are movies I see?
I'm like, ah, oh, that's good.
That would have been fun.
That would have been fun, yeah.
But I didn't, but none that I'm like, I can't believe I blood.
Okay.
I bogied that one, or I blew that one, or I didn't see that.
You did something super ballsy.
I think it's like, this is very rare that somebody can do this, which is you willfully took yourself out of public eye and Hollywood for almost two years.
Yeah.
So
it's a really ballsy thing.
I mean, most people, I think if you're voluntarily doing that in this job, they go, are you crazy?
Why would you do that?
But you're doing it because you want to, like, well, figure out who you are more.
And then you get to basically reinvent yourself because of that.
But it's accompanied by some fear, too, right?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah.
A lot of fear.
Because I feel like we've even, like, we know
people who, you know,
disappear sometimes.
But, and it's sometimes, I mean, you could make the case that it's for maybe some of the same reasons.
But I think the thing that makes it different about yours is that you're at such a level and choosing to do that.
Like, you could have just been like, another movie, another big check, another movie, another movie, another movie.
So you must have felt this turmoil to make that choice, right?
Yeah.
It was the, it was the,
I kept having the
3 a.m.
turmoil, unable to sleep.
Oh, I remember having this line.
I was like, no, man, I'm not,
I feel like I'm just an entertainer.
I'm not an actor.
And I remember my great mentor going, well, first of all, what the fuck's wrong with being an entertainer?
It was a great question.
Like, what are you, are you boo-hooing that?
I was like, oh, you're right.
It's not that.
Just something else is eating at me, man.
And again, my life
was wildly full at that time.
Fall in love with Camilla.
She's pregnant with her first child.
All I ever wanted to be is a dad, and I got one coming, man.
I mean, I'm vital, bro.
My head and loins and heart and gut are all in sync.
My bets, I'm tripling down on them and they're like winning.
But in my career, I'm going back and doing this thing, romantic comedies, that I had owned that lane at that time.
And they were fun and they paid well.
But I'm like...
They feel like more different, in a wrong kind of vacation from my life.
It's like I needed more resistance.
I need, I need, and in real life, I'm dealing with great drama, great comedy.
In work, I'm dealing with, yep,
step right up, I can knock this out, I can do this tomorrow.
Fine.
Am I not, can I dig deeper to find a different?
No, these, these things, these Roman comms have a certain frequency you need to be on.
You need to bounce from cloud to cloud to cloud.
If you drop the anchor,
you can sink them.
Yeah.
No, don't go there.
And that frequency that those were were just not getting me off.
I did, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't feel like I was having an experience.
Could you get a role that would have been fulfilling at that time?
Like, could you have been like, Well, I want to do this thing, right?
And and they'd have been like, Sure, they'd be like, No, we don't want you to do that.
No, they bro, they let me know, bro, stay in your lane, stay over there.
Yeah, really.
I'd already done a couple or tried
where
if they were in more of the dramatic side or outside of romantic comedy genre, the pay took a major pay cut.
And then those didn't even, they didn't do well box office-wise.
So they weren't going, please do this again.
Whether you did well or not, and chops, just
you're leading the charge over here on rom-coms, and you're done, you're nailing them.
They cost us 35, they're coming back at 60.
We're making good money, and you're good at them, and the people like them.
So just do that.
Nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, and loved it.
I needed some resistance.
So I self-imposed after many long talks, many late nights, many tears, many prayers.
made a pact with my wife, who she's great.
She's a real baller this way.
She was like, okay,
I see what this means to you.
But do you understand if we're going to do this?
Again, there's no, it's going to get rocky.
And
you can't,
there's no going back.
It's committed.
I was like, yeah, we have to commit.
It's commit the whole way.
No flinching, no two-stepping.
No going, stepping out.
Oh, I think I'll come back, right?
Days are going to get long.
She knows me.
It's like that bottle's going to look better earlier in the day.
Would you, what do you, would you, I know you need to accomplish for significance.
We're going to have to trust this.
And I was like, I'm trusting it no matter how long it go.
She goes, it could be dry for a while.
And it was.
It was dry for a long time.
And all those things did happen.
The fact that I've got the looking forward to a son coming,
The fact that I'm bored out of my mind, which is a great thing to be because you got to work some tools in your nugget that you don't have to work when everything's right there for you.
The fact that I'm not on the beach in Malibu shirtless and my daily life there looks like turn the page into the romantic comedy that you go see in the theater the next night.
They were kind of merged into one at that point when I removed myself.
The fact that I was back home, the fact that we had a family, not tragedy, but a big crisis in my family that I need to tend to.
That sobers you up.
You know what I mean?
Where you get like, that I had things that I knew were more ultimately existentially more important than my acting career.
Kind of put that on the side.
Go along.
Got tempted with the $8 million offer that turned into a $14.5 million offer.
And as I talk about, you know, not two-stepping, as I said, did I two-step enough to say when it got to 14.5?
Let me read that summit again.
Yes, I did.
I ain't that pure.
Still said no, though.
Yeah.
All right.
The fact that saying no to that, do I believe that sent a little invisible lightning bolt through Hollywood going, this fucker's not bluffing.
Yeah.
He's serious.
Who turns that shit down?
What's he up to?
Someone does that.
You know, a girl in a relationship, whatever.
You're like, what are they up to?
It can kind of become more attractive.
Yeah.
Novel.
What are they up to?
They got something going on.
They're not just, they didn't just step out and waft.
They're on a line of something where they're going or what they're holding out for.
And that's what I was doing.
I was kind of on the picket line.
I was kind of holding out.
And what was the first one?
I think it was Lincoln Lawyer.
And that was a big success.
That worked out really good.
Yeah.
And it was Killer Joe.
And then it was Paperboy.
And then Mudd.
Mud came.
No, Mudd came.
Do you know another thing?
We named Ellis Ellis from Mudd.
Are you serious?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, my first son's name is Ellis.
Right on.
We were watching that movie while my wife was pregnant.
And
it was one of the movies we didn't know anything.
We probably movie don't know anything about it.
Yeah.
And it was like this sweet little kid.
And it was like a real southern way of like, Ellis.
And then when it came time to name him, we were like, we both were like, I love that name, Ellis.
It was from Mudd.
It's my favorite movie I've done.
Really?
Really?
It's a really beautiful movie.
It's a beautiful movie.
It's the movie that my dad,
when I was 12, would have come to me and said, hey, buddy, you seen this movie, Mud?
And I'd have gone, no, sir.
And he'd have gone, oh, we got to watch together.
It's a good one.
And it's, I have a real, plus that
the tree house that I built as a kid that's in that book was my boat and a tree
that was in mud.
The fantasy, the magic reality of through a child's eyes.
And then the aristocrat of the heart, the love story that Mudd has with Jupiter, Juniper.
Yeah, it's a really cool, it's a really cool movie.
Yeah.
When I read your book, sometimes when people write books, there are little things that I can't stop noticing.
You love ketchup.
I love ketchup.
I put ketchup on my ketchup.
And I love ketchup.
Like, I only eat meat love to eat ketchup.
Right.
I think I fell in love with ketchup first.
Yeah.
With the ketchup.
I had to grow to love ketchup.
And then once I realized what it was doing to me, I went, wow, you're expanding my horizons.
I didn't know that I could enjoy salt and sweet at the same time.
All in one.
And let's admit it.
Can we say it online?
Can we say it like Heinz has got the monopoly on?
The fucking honey ketchup.
Get the dumb honey out of here, guys.
I don't need the fucking antibiotic.
No, no, no, no.
I want the fucking mines with the shit in them.
What's the craziest thing you put ketchup on?
What have I not put ketchup on?
I mean,
scrambled eggs is not going to be easy.
Oh, scrambled eggs.
Scrambled eggs.
it makes scrambled eggs it mrs right it makes scrambled eggs guy fiety would like ketchup with eggs with ketchup on them yeah so i mean i put it on i put it on that we had one throw-up vegetable in our household where you had one vegetable you didn't have to eat and mine was boiled squash my mom boiled everything she was not a good cook ma i know you're out there 92 you were not a good cook anyway boiled squash and that's how i got but you had to eat it yeah No, that was the one.
I'm sorry.
The one I didn't have to eat, but then you had to eat everything else.
So the boiled okra, nobody in the family liked it, but man, that's where a ketchup became because I got to drown that shit.
And I remember sitting there in our family, if you didn't finish it, you finally had to go to bed at dinner time, and then the next morning it was on the breakfast plate.
Oh, wow.
And if you were late for school, you got the demerit, then it just went back to sort of structure.
So now what's your punishment for being late for school?
So you were like, oh, man, ketchup was my friend.
To get over things, to swallow things, and also just to, and it's where the ketchup is.
I love ketchup on a burger, but what's the, it's best best to dip it so the ketchup's the first teen thing to hit the palate you don't you don't want the if you put the ketchup on top of the burger it falls off the sides right you want to dip it so that it's walking it it is the it is the pimp walking the prostitutes into the party yeah and he's getting there's a whole bunch behind him but he does the intro yeah dude black-eyed peas i cannot eat black-eyed peas with ketchup i love them i'll tell you i'm gonna tell you one even further if i'm drinking in the morning at an airport and i don't feel like drinking but i have to because i got to get on the plane i'll take ketchup smear it on my hand, let it dry, and then just slowly just
get down.
Like on the flight later,
just give it a lick.
Just a little, yeah, just to have a buddy there.
It's a reminder to have just to have a little bit of a friend right there.
That's good, man.
I'm never going to eat ketchup and not think about you.
Next time I have ketchup, I'm going to not be able to not think about you licking on your hand.
That's good, man.
A little K-bump.
I like that.
Excuse me.
Let me take a hit.
Who doesn't like you?
You're like the coolest dude in the world.
Ketchup.
And he loves ketchup, man.
My buddy, actually, Marcus Tyler, made me a t-shirt, red t-shirt and white, writing it and said, I put ketchup on my ketchup.
Yeah.
Heinz the one.
Viva LaKetchu.
People have tried to compete, right?
There's so many people.
I think it was Malcolm Gladwell that wrote a whole essay about this, about
how there's this really competitive space for ketchup but it doesn't matter because heinz just dominates like dominates there's like 50 other brands i don't even know them no one does no one's this is how we busted my mom mom would always uh
to save money
all right let's go to peanut butter peanut pam was a one yeah for me right cut heinz ketchup She we'd finish and we'd come back to dinner and all of a sudden you next night, you'd be at the end the night before
and the next night be full you'd pour it and just pour it like
shit.
This is not
yes it is and like no it's not she did what like a cheap diner does she put the put the fixed straight tomato
soup in there or whatever or dumani and she did the same thing with uh with peanut butter for a while and we're like this is not bigger pan this is
your your local
yeah
knockoff and and we we bust her every time on it my favorite thing that's i got is i like i don't like A1 sauce on steak.
I like it without anything, but I love A1 sauce on rice.
Like when the rice sticks up A1.
That's my favorite.
Well, I bet you like
the Jamaican prickly, pickly.
What's that, Jamaican?
It's a dark sauce like A1.
It's Jamaican.
Pick a pepper.
You like pickle pepper?
I don't think I like that.
If you like A1, you'd probably like pick a pepper.
I love it.
Turn them on to pick a pepper.
Pick up pickle pepper.
Try picka pepper.
Yeah, give me another tequila.
Hey,
I also like mustards.
I'm a big mustard guy, but I'm really Asian mustards.
I like really, really, I might need my nose to feel it.
I like hot mustards.
Asian?
More than that English mustard, we have that tight, tight, tight, little white, little tea.
Commons, Coleman's is like the best.
English mustards, but Asian mustards are stronger than English mustards.
Where's Asian mustards between English mustards and wasabi?
Closer to wasabi.
Closer to wasabi.
And like Chinese specifically, the Chinese mustard sauce is one of my, because that has
French gate.
Yeah, mentally.
You're like, am I fucking breathing through my eyes yeah it's it opens everything up i like chinese must i've been using wasabi pretty liberally lately i do too i like to mix up even with a um tuna tuna fish salad i love to i'm a tuna fish salad mastermaker really yeah every sunday night clean out the fridge mashido style gonna make a badass tuna fish so do you put last of the week so when you explain your tuna fish to me because my wife's a redneck and so she has pickle jalapenos candied jalapenos in her tuna fish yeah
okay wait i want to hear yours
well it's a long list of all kinds of things.
I mean,
it starts with
the bass.
You get your
good tuna.
Yeah.
Next, you got to watch how much lemon and vinegar you add.
Because if you add the mayo mixed with wasabi,
shut the fuck up.
Come on.
I didn't even think about putting wasabi into my fucking tuna fish.
Rip it up.
A little light green.
Get that in there on the tuna.
And because if you put, whatever you put on the tuna first is going to soak it up.
You're blowing my mind right now.
What you're blowing my mind.
It's like the first time someone told me how to finger someone, and I didn't know that you weren't just supposed to stick it in and leave it there.
And I go, oh, yeah, it would make sense to move it around.
You're telling me tuna fish.
It is like.
Tuna fish.
If I would get high-end tuna, of course I'd put wasabi on it.
Why wouldn't I put it on my tuna fish?
No, it's a good idea.
Right?
So we fucked this interview up.
We should have been talking about this the whole time.
Get a base.
Yeah.
And then all the rest of the stuff from the chopped red onions or the
dill pickled.
I'll finally taste the dill pickled gherkins.
There's a jalapeno product now that
it's been seared in hot oil, so it's crispy jalapeno chips to give it a little crunch.
I come in with
to balance that out.
At the end, I do go.
I'll go with some apple for some sweetness, a touch of agave
to balance out that wasabi here.
And at the end, I do go, man.
I always have corn in there.
I always got corn.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And then at the end, I'll go some frozen green peas.
And then, as you know, as every redneck knows, is it better right then or is it better covered after you put it in the fridge?
So next day, it's all coagulated, all the tastes are right.
You're sitting there now.
I've hit the home run.
So it's sat in there.
It's marinating, basically, yeah.
Yeah.
Now, do you add any ketchup?
Oh, yeah, you did.
Well, then I pull out extra pickles because I love to dip my pickle, take a bite of tuna, bite the pickle with the Heinz ketchup on the end of the pickle.
The day after a time to kill, you went to the promenade and you had a tuna fish sandwich with ketchup on it.
And all I heard was, I got to try ketchup on a tuna fish sandwich.
That's all I heard.
Yeah, man.
Okay, real quick, steak.
What cut do you eat?
One and five-eighth inch American Waga.
Ribeye.
Oh, yeah.
Ribuy's the steak.
That's the good.
Rebuys the steak.
Ribu's the steak.
Admit it or not,
we're not talking about, oh, I want to eat lean.
I know I have my L cut for life.
How you have it cooked.
Two.
Well, the different ways.
So I go one and five eighths inch, which means it's a big, thick piece of meat, which means
I don't take it to the oven to ever bake it to get the middle cooked.
I do like to sear it.
I either go on the grill.
Yeah.
I mean, if I can get that green egg to sit there and hold at 455,
then I'm enclose that thing and trust it.
Beautiful.
Other times where we're just inside and I don't have time for that, I'm a big 16-inch black skillet, oil, butter,
cast iron, get that baby height, and
sear that and flip some oil and butter on top of that thing because I just learned this, that that butter doesn't brown if you put it in early with the oil.
And then obviously that old trick that everyone forgets, let that some bitch sit for as long as you cook it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it's got to settle.
Yeah.
And all the genes
absorb it back in.
And also,
do you all know this one?
This may be obvious, but it's the cook it at room temperature.
You can't pull it out of the fridge.
You can pull it right out of the fridge.
Yeah, no, no, you got to let it.
You got to let it sit back to room room temperature.
That's a good one.
And all those pores open up.
So one and five-eighth-inch American waguri.
As the Austin guy, like the OG Austin guy, favorite barbecue spot?
Geez, right?
That's like a religion around here.
I mean, look, man, I've never tasted any brisket I like better than Franklin's.
Have you had the steak over at Lambert's?
No.
Don't be doing that today.
That dirty little brown sugar top son of a bitch.
Oh,
it's a dirty little dog.
It's good.
Yeah.
The rib hot over there.
Taste.
Make you want to go.
Peter, please get us reservations for tonight.
And they're not afraid of salt.
No?
Oh,
neither.
I'm on blood preservation.
I mean, come on.
It's serious.
Like the barbecue I've had.
I mean, there's so much good.
It's so good.
I'm not a barbecue nerd.
I'm not religious about it.
I've had great barbecue in many places, but look, Franklin's brisket, what he figured out.
Yes, it's incredible.
Walk away.
Drop your mic.
That
Opie's
jalapeno cream corn with the jalapeno sausage.
Take the chunk of sausage, fork it, dunk it in the Opie's cream of corn, jalapeno, then eat it.
That's one of the top three bites I've ever had in my life.
These are good wrecks, man.
Good wrecks.
I'm drinking your tequila tomorrow morning.
Yeah, man.
Saturday morning.
Hey, that's
right.
Can you try our vodka?
Yeah.
Vodka.
Hey, can we bring another glass?
We launched this vodka.
I love.
You and your wife did the smartest thing.
For Halloween, you both dressed up.
For osos.
For the bears.
Or osos.
Yeah.
Osos?
Bears.
Bears.
The bears.
Two bears.
You guys dressed up as bottles of your tequila for Halloween.
I thought that was so cool.
I was like, god damn it.
Here's what the inspiration that was.
And my dad, I pulled out, I was going through some old scrapbooks, and there was a picture of my mom and dad at Halloween.
And
they had taken these,
she was in like glad trash bags taped up, and it said Eminem's.
with tape on it plain
and he fucking love your parents.
M's with nuts.
I love your parents.
What percentage of your dad are you, and what percentage of your mom are you out of 100%?
Oh, wow.
Because I feel like
we all think you're your dad.
I kind of, after reading your book,
I'm a lot more my mom than
I realize.
And that's a happy trail for me to
recognize and learn along the way.
Look, my mom, I'm still aspiring to understand and be
some things that she is.
My mom
is
like real grade A proof
in the value of denial if you truly commit to it.
And she commits to it.
Not intellectually, talks herself into it and then commits it.
No, bam, that's what I don't have cancer.
Well, mom, you do.
No, I don't.
She's not doing an intellectual trick.
I do not.
Okay, well, then would you take this pill anyway?
Okay.
But I don't have it.
Life, I don't like you.
I don't like whatever.
You don't like someone.
Nope.
Boom.
Out of my life.
Mom, I mean, do you want to let them down these?
No.
Why do I want to waste any time?
No, not for me.
I've been, uh,
but she does.
I mean, I don't know if I've...
wrote about it, I've shared this many times.
I went to this, the way
her ability to forgive herself.
or actually not even feel guilty about anything in the first place to forgive herself about is amazing.
And this is not a shallow woman.
This is a woman who 92,
mom, what's the secret?
Well, I can't imagine not being here.
Walk off.
Okay.
And it's not a line.
It's not a Hallmark card.
It's not an intellectual choice she's making to say, oh, I want to think positively.
Uh-uh.
She's beyond that to where it's a full-on capacity.
That's her identity.
Yes is her favorite word.
I really respect this out of your mom because there is a thing.
It's like, yeah,
why do I have to subscribe by everyone else's rules?
I'll just live my own life.
And the ability to forgive herself is fascinating.
I wish I had that.
Dude, I went to her because she pulls wild-ass stunts.
Wild stunts.
My brother's playing golf one day after my father passed away, and the four older men on the other tee on the other fairway are like, hey, congratulations, Pat.
Congratulations on you and your mom and CJ
Jack getting married.
My brother's like, what?
I ain't getting married.
Like, oh, oh, yeah, anyway, sorry.
He told him, Mom, what'd you do?
What are you talking about?
Mom, what'd you do?
What'd you say here about you and Jack getting married?
Oh, that.
Mom, what'd you do?
Well, first, I didn't think you'd find out, but here's what he did.
Look,
the country club dues are
$400 a month if you're just together, but they're only $250 a month if you're married.
So we just told them we were married.
Mom, come on.
And
she'll cry, say, I'm sorry, and then, boom, forget about it.
To save $150.
Told everybody at the country club that they were married.
To save $150 a month.
Just like badass like that.
And then I'll sit there and cry, say, I'm sorry.
Like I said, not a shallow woman at all, but just bam.
So what part of you is your dad?
I identify triceps.
I just said that to the boys outside.
Triceps.
Explain what your dad said.
You were flexing.
Ask for show.
Makes all the girls scream.
Gets you on TV.
That's for dough.
Puts the roof over our head, food on the plate, takes care of business.
It's a work muscle.
Work ethic was a big thing to him.
Don't half-ass it.
If you're going to do it, man, do it.
And if you can't, don't say can't.
If you're having trouble,
ask for help.
But don't sit there and say I can't because there's a solution.
That's a good lesson.
Yeah.
His dad, our dad, we all have the same dads.
All have the same dads.
I don't think we all look at our dads the exact same way.
I was saying this to Tommy earlier.
He's saying it.
To our dads.
To our dads.
Yeah, to dads, man.
Hey, and to more governments out there because there's no
better.
You got kids?
Two.
And you got a kid.
Dude, this is a.
If more of dads, the dads out there uniting in a toast here and saying, can we be as good of a dad as we can be, good of a father, this whole planet's going to be looking good for all of us, man.
A lot better.
Amen.
Amen.
What do you think?
Oh, that's nice and easy.
Vodka.
Little.
I don't drink much vodka.
Not a lot of men do.
But a little on the...
Little back side kind of opens up.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you why I drink, why we created a vodka.
This is when I started drinking vodka i was sitting on a plane next to a gorgeous man beautiful man jawbones everything the cheekbones it was early and i said i'll take a heinekin from the flight attendant he said uh i think i might drink too i'm gonna get a double uh titos and soda i said vodka he goes it's in my contract i said contract he goes i'm a male model it's the only thing i'm allowed to drink it doesn't bloat you it keeps you healthy and i went hmm
I said,
next to that Heineken, I think I'll take a double Tito's and soda.
And I've been a vodka drinker now for 15 years.
And look at you.
It's in his contract.
I walked in.
He was doing a Speedo shoot.
It's in his contract.
It's in my contract.
It's in the contract.
Although this tequila is phenomenal.
And I'm telling you, man, you guys,
I say marketing, but your representation of it.
I don't think you're a marketing guy.
I think you're just, this is what I do.
This is what I'm into.
It's just been so genuine and authentic.
And it's like, out of all these.
tequilas that you've seen show up the rock or whatever i go i don't know for some reason i want to drink what he drinks well let me ask you this because, look,
you can sell snake oil with a good marketing campaign.
You can get away with shit.
You can put lipstick on the donkey and call the thoroughbred, and people will go, they'll go bet on it in the race.
But we didn't want to, we said, look, let's make some real good fucking juice first.
We're serious about it, tequila.
Let's make some really good juice first.
Let's be formal about that process, which took two years and 47 tasters.
But once we got that, we said, boom, circus.
Now let's have some freaking fun.
People have been talking real snooty up-nosy about tequila for a long time.
Now Now let's have some fun.
Panthalonis, great name.
Oh, I can run with that.
Oh, what can you do with your pants off?
Pixels will be our friend.
The pixels
that cover in our midsections are our joke.
And they're a running joke.
They're like the beep, mother beep.
They're like the beep.
You laugh.
You go, ah, I think they cussed right there.
Ah, I think they're naked under there.
And we can run with that forever.
I also think, though, and ask me this.
Curious if I'm over giving this too much justice.
Do you think it would have worked if I'd have been with anyone other than my wife?
No.
No.
I don't either.
It's all about the right partnership.
A thousand percent.
Right?
Yeah.
Because there's a good clean fun of it that whatever you know about Camilla and I, her and I married and we got kids.
It's like, all right.
There's a certain demographic, I think, if it had been me and, I don't know, another actress that'd been like, there's a certain demographic, like,
no, I'm not, this is like too much of a stunt.
I don't want to think that those two are nicked in front of each other.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know?
it seems very homegrown.
It doesn't seem like you're, I know it's not a money grab for you because you don't need money.
So like, that's why I think it's cool.
You know, I don't, and there's an elusiveness to your wife.
I know she's on Instagram, but she's not like out there telling her story and trying to get views.
And there's also the idea that this is the chick that Matthew McConaughey was like, hey, don't leave.
Please stay.
Fucking crazy.
Yeah, man.
My wife kind of dug her way in.
Your story is the same here.
I saw this guy and I was like, don't leave.
And so that's why we started Porosas.
You don't get a lot of friends.
Who's your best friend?
Who's my best friend?
Great question.
That's two great questions I got in this interview.
You got to pay us the third.
He's so happy right now.
Who's my best friend?
Probably Camilla.
I'm happy to say.
I mean, I got some really close friends, and I don't have a best friend like I had a best friend in high school, got best friend in college, best friend
early part of my career.
I mean, as far as the you know, the person that I share with and that sees me, express myself, and sits there and comes to me and pops me and gut checks me on places where maybe I'm trying to get away with something that she's like, No, no, no, no, that ain't gonna fly, or lets me know, hey, man,
here's a glass of panel loans, man.
Be easy on yourself for a second.
She walks a good line with that.
She's great about
next days after the party.
She's great about this.
You know, everyone goes to the weekend
wedding in Mexico,
and it's Friday, Saturday night's the wedding, and then Sunday, everyone gets out of their shoes, shading their eyes to make it to work on Monday morning.
She's great about,
let's make sure that we have Monday open and the first thing on Tuesday is after 2 p.m.
And we're going to not leave until Monday afternoon.
So while everyone rushes out, we're going to merge out,
have a beer by the pool, sit back to the tessa, grab another sign, have another cocktail that night, eat a good meal.
But all quiet.
She's really great about the soft landings, man.
Are you trying to sell us on your wife?
Jesus Christ, that was wonderful.
Let us pitch our wives.
She's really good about it.
My wife's 7 a.m.
flight.
You've got a lot in in your plate.
What accent am I doing?
Sorry.
And I've got some other friends.
I've got some real good, good,
I have some girls that I'm good friends with, but I have a lot of good male friends.
And I've been seeking
elders.
I found myself in the last eight years.
Mentors.
Older men that have done it well.
Humbled stuff together, been about themselves.
We should get some mentors.
No, it's invaluable.
You know what I mean?
When you go,
it takes a bit of modesty,
you have to humble humble yourself to go, hey, I want to, I would like to learn something from you.
You know, you kind of, and you can, you see, the thing is that like older people, what you realize the most when you spend time with anybody like much older is they just want to matter still.
Yeah.
And when you go, when you ask somebody who's older their advice on something, man,
they come alive.
They love it.
They love it.
They love having to like share and teach.
I think it's like interacting with older people is fantastic.
I'm with you, man.
It reminds me of another, this is not a trick, but it's a good reminder.
And it's been a, it's a simple one
that I think is really, a really good one, has been in my life.
In this world where so many of our relationships, whether it is for us or not, it is for the other, it's transactional.
To sit there every month, and I've tried to
reach out to people.
It's just a
five-minute howdy, and I don't ask for nothing.
And I've noticed that it's almost like they go, well, what do you nothing?
Don't need anything.
Ooh, that can go a long way.
Yeah.
And it's a quick little hit.
It's not a deep, long thing.
It's just a quick little hit for nothing at all.
Just checking in.
It's the fucking Joey Diaz.
Joey Diaz is
one of the best dudes in the world.
He's a big comedian friend of ours.
And part of his thing is like weekly or bi-weekly,
you'll see the call, and you know you answer it.
He's an old school dude.
He texts you, he doesn't text you.
He goes, if you send me another text, I'll break your fucking fingers.
You're like, okay.
So he calls and you answer, and he goes, what's going on?
What's up, Coxanka?
What's up?
You're like, not much.
He's like, how's the wife?
How the kids?
This is in.
It's Joey Diaz, right?
Joey Diaz.
And you go, you go, oh, everything's good.
And he's like, I'm just checking in.
You good?
And you go, yeah.
And then you're kind of the same thing.
You're like, what's up?
And he's like,
just remember, don't forget forget about me.
I love you.
Clinging.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a check-in.
He just checks in.
It ain't going to be long.
No.
You ain't got to go take a gang off, take a long walk, go sit down.
And it's just a,
he won't let it go long.
That's the thing.
He's just like, all right, stop with the fucking talking.
And he hits up.
But he checks in on you.
And you always get, you know what?
The thing is, you get like a little dopamine serotonin bump.
You're like, that was great.
Joey Diaz just checked in on me.
So it's a nice feeling.
Yeah, man.
And you've worked with so many wild people that, like, fun, like people that I go, I'd love to know that.
Like, I think Sandra Bullock's the baddest motherfucker in town.
I think she's so cool.
I think fucking Cole Hauser has one of the baddest motherfuckers in town.
I'll tell you, I even think back to, can I tell you who I was obsessed with in Days and Fuse?
Was Sasha.
Sasha?
Yeah.
It's great.
I go, where the fuck?
I want more of that guy in my life.
He's writing.
And
he's making a living writing scripts.
For real?
Yeah.
I'm like, he's writing scripts that are being made by major studios.
So he found a good, I met with him.
It's been a couple years, but he's, I think he's doing, when I talked to him, he's doing well.
He was such a scene stealer.
Like, he was such a scene stealer.
I fucking loved him.
That movie was so impressionable on me.
I must have watched it a million times.
Everything you've done, I know we got to get you out of here.
You are a legend.
And the idea that we got to sit with you for an hour and a half.
It was really awesome.
Just pick your brain.
Thank you for coming.
It's the best.
I hope we get to do it some other time, work together in some way.
It was fantastic.
Don't forget, Green Lights hits shelves in paperback tomorrow.
You can get pantalones,
the delicious multiple styles pantalones.
I'm telling you right now, if you're a young man, I just say young man because that's what I think this is the book you need.
This will walk you, you're just going to see, it's not a self-help book.
It's a story of a dude who did it his way and did it differently than everyone else and turned out on top.
And it's a great roadmap for the way to look at life.
Maybe not live your life the same way, but look at life and go, fuck yeah, man, I need to get off the road.
I need to get out of town.
I need to go do something different.
I got to roll the dice a little bit.
You're a legend, brother.
I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
And again, it's Matthew McConaughey, and it's spelled M-C-C-O-N-A-U-G-H-E-Y-N-A.
You got to spell it twice, Technology.
How do you spell it?
All right.
All right.
Thanks a lot, man.
We'll see you guys next time.
Appreciate it.
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One goes topless while the other wears a shirt.
Tom tells stories and Bert's the machine.
There's not a chance in hell that they'll keep it clean.
Here's what we call two bears, one cave.
Mike and Alyssa are always trying to outdo each other.
When Alyssa got a small water bottle, Mike showed up with a four-litre jug.
When Mike started gardening, Alyssa started beekeeping.
Oh, come on.
They called it truce for their holiday and used Expedia Trip Planner to collaborate on all the details of their trip.
Once there, Mike still did more laps around the pool.
Whatever.
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We were made to help organize the competition.
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