South African Sams' Advice For Live Touring

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We have a very exciting episode today.

Two absolute favorite guests.

We have the South African Sams giving me, Mark Demil Bonana, a little bit of advice about touring and the best things to do when you go on tour as we are approaching with haste Auntie Donna's DREM tour, which is going all across Australia, New Zealand, the UK, Ireland, the USA, and Canada.

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Hello, beautiful listeners.

We are deep into the cold-cut era of the Auntie Donna podcast, where we are recording on Fridays after weeks of working on our new live show, Drem, which is touring all over the world.

Well, not all over the world.

We say that people get pissed.

It's going to New Zealand, Australia, Canada, the USA,

the UK, Ireland.

And I think that's it.

But for some helpful advice on just tour life,

getting on,

figuring shit out on the road,

what it's like,

good things, the bad things.

All the stuff that, you know, you might not know about as someone who's never been on tour before.

I've gotten two uh infuriating people that i know to help me out with a bit of advice and those are sam thank you for joining us hello morgue nice to meet you thank you for having me on the podcast today and we also have a happy day to have uh come on and give some advice thank you so much for having both of us on today morgue i'm just about to just let me say just let me very much just let me introduce you

just wait until I've introduced you.

All right.

Sorry, Mark.

Just before you get into that, I'd like to introduce you to my brother, Sim.

Hello, there.

My name is Sam, and the pleasure to meet you, Mark.

My name is Sam.

How are you?

A strong handshake, Mark.

That is important.

Strong handshake.

Did you notice I reached out to you with this hand and said, I want to shake your hand?

Yes, that is a gesture that is a great way to ingratiate yourself with the people of the place you are in now.

So you have asked us for help with our for touring, yes?

Just about.

Yes, going to because we just did a tour.

And what did you tour?

So we were touring, it was turning a show a show that we were they had a producer reach out to us he does these sorts of shows with different celebrities a comedy show no it's like not the comedy sort of a q a

q and nine sort of uh a bit of advice uh you pay like three hundred dollars it's at like the uh various um you get the address on the day of the show various plenariums plenarium is that what you call it

the plenary plenary we did it the plenary

next to next to pollywoodside and the thing is mark when you close the walls right yes when you close the walls we were getting a flat right so we didn't really care could go anywhere from 3000 to you could do it for a few hundred but you close the walls it feels full at 200.

have you have you uh did you manage to get onto polly woodside while you were there beautiful what she now the pollywoodside about the sort of boat Our little boat, the little boat down near the plenary.

There are two things everyone in Victoria must know.

if you grow up in Victoria as a child.

Victoria, Mark.

Just playing with you now.

I know Victoria named after Queen.

There are two things you do if you go.

If you grow up in Victoria, you go to school in Victoria.

Bork is you go on Polly Woodside and you go on Puffing Billy.

Right, yes, no.

Puffing Billy.

We did not grow up in Mark.

We know that's the little place.

We did grow up in Mark.

You don't know the Abridge.

Hannesburg, if I remember correctly, Mark.

And let me tell you, you don't go on

little train rods in South Africa,

on what?

You don't count little train rods, Mark.

Don't count little train rods.

Things are a little bit different, Rod.

I know they're different.

But I'll tell you one thing, Rod.

I've just heard about one of your fellows did a video about it recently.

I saw, thought it was very fun.

The bro Brogie is making it to Australia, Mark.

What?

Bro Brogies.

Mark, Bro Brogie is making it to Australia.

I saw the other one.

You don't even know the other one.

The one with the long hair, he's a big boy.

You know, that one with the longer hair and the beard.

He does it.

I saw

it.

You're talking about bra brogues every dante donna now.

What is you do that now?

I tell you about that.

You talk about it.

Bra Brogy.

What is Bra Brogie?

It is not a cheese toasty, Mark.

It's not a cheese toasty.

You live in your little bubble world where you're going on puffing Billy and Bollywood side from dawn to dusk.

You don't know.

You don't know.

But you know, people in different parts of the world, Mark, they have different kinds of dishes.

Look, look, and you probably think, oh, it's just a cheese toasty mark, man.

No, it's different.

And shout out to that little blonde girl for getting the world out there with their songs.

So that's what I can't wait to tell you all about.

Now we got to tell him about touring.

He knows all about bra brogues.

I don't know.

I don't know what

you saw bra brogui on tick tock.

Let's just, let's just hoo are let's just just one second

in african affairs

one big breath in one big breath in

breathing whatever one breath

when i say it breathing what the breathing now i've got breathing why talking about breathing breathing

and then just out who are talking always about breathing

about breathing listen you should the controlled breathing can get you through some of the situations you know it's underwater for three days he can do underwater for three days you can hold your breath looking for the ocean gate

he did it he darved for ocean gate i saw on the news that they said they said we're looking for ocean gate i said that it's exploded i said all right sam that's exploded almost sam i said you get on my yacht right now all right because my yacht is bigger he has the car collection and that's where he's put his money right he could afford a big yacht if he wants but i have lots of different cars so he has a car collection and they are evs but mostly they are diesel um i only have seven cars right i've put my money in the yacht but the yacht is actually an expense to the business right but he was sitting at home i said more mark yes i said to him listen brother mark brother uh i want to find ocean

something for ocean gate that could have been us mark What in in that could have been us.

We were going to tickets.

No, no, no, no, no.

Very expensive, Mark.

Yeah.

But that could have been us on Ocean Gate, right?

So I went to look for it.

And I said, you get on my yacht right now.

We are sailing to Ocean Gate.

And he died for three days, Mark.

I couldn't find him.

He couldn't find him.

Did you have a torch at the very least?

We were just sort of feeling it out.

Yeah.

And we didn't get much past the islands of, you know, with the quakers.

It was quite different.

Yeah, we went to Rotnest for the weekend.

We spent most of our time on Rotnest.

Right.

Beautiful weekend.

Beautiful weekend there.

Did you get the,

you know, the subway there does pizzas.

Yes, Mark.

Oh, don't touch that.

But I don't touch it, right?

i do just uh raw beef now i do raw beef you're not and i'll say that to the restaurant i say excuse me uh

uh i'll have raw beef and they say oh rare i say no thank you

no thank you i'll have raw raw and then i say listen i know you're not cooking it but i'm just curious i know you're not cooking it because i've asked for raw yeah but i say if you were to cook it you cooking it in seed oils seed oils Are you cooking it in seed oils?

And they say, Yes, I say, you know what?

I'm going to go somewhere else.

They would have died instantaneously, they say.

Pop.

And they go.

But do you know?

They would have popped and they were gone.

I believe in my heart if Ocean Gate, if the victims of Ocean Gate had been having olive oils and animal fats instead of seed oils, they would have been able to swim to the top.

They would have survived the.

Because I believe the pressure.

It popped like a balloon.

Like crushed wood, yeah, crutch,

but I think it was the seed oil in their belly that meant they sunk rather than swimmed up, right?

So if they had had olive oil or animal cats,

if they had cooked in tarot,

they would have had the strength to swim to the top.

Okay.

Okay.

Do you know about Ocean Gate, Mark?

I'm aware, yes, I know that it happened.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know that they were using a Logitech control.

Do you know not a single person drowned before 1900?

What else happened in 1900?

The mass production of seed oils.

I don't...

I saw three TikToks about this, Mark.

Three TikToks.

I would love to thank you.

And three about Bri Brogie.

Oh, you see.

Which what is please tell me what Bro Brogie?

He knows about Bri Brogie now, right?

Bro, Brogie?

Bro, Brogie.

They cook it like not a toasted sandwich.

But it's toasted bread in a sandwich shop.

So you take the bread, Mark.

mark yeah you take the bread you put butter on it okay either side or both sides right you do um uh this is the trick oh well i'll do the onion not the whole onion just slice

not the whole onion not the whole onion

tomato but would you slice up a whole onion well i guess right you don't have to you can put some in the fridge for later but maybe you're making bra braggies for the whole family or your friends right

so you do slices of onion slices of tomato, slices of cheese.

But here's the trick, Mark.

What else do you reckon you put on it?

On brother.

Cheese.

Yeah, cheese, of course, Mark.

I've already said cheese.

Onion, tomato.

Right, so you do

butter, you do mayo, of course, right?

Good Dutch mayo.

You got to get the good Dutch mayo.

Roll egg?

I don't know.

From that, I don't know.

Dutch.

Dutch mayo, right?

And here's a trick chutney what is this the chutney can i ask

why are you interrupting i'm telling you about bro broke i just i just need a quick what does this have to do with anything touring so you mix the chart you mix the chutney with the mayo yeah but here's the trick you put it in the toasty

But it's not a toasted taste.

You reckon you put it in the toasty, don't you?

The grill?

No.

No.

Did you realize you were asking a rhetorical question?

No, Mark.

You don't.

Do you?

That is why it is not the tasty.

Well, how do you do it?

You cook it on the...

This is the girl, Mark.

This is the girl.

She's singing in Afrikaans.

Yes.

It's good to hear Afrikaans.

No?

Is it nasty Afrikaans in the song?

Do you understand, Mark?

No.

You just played the audio.

I didn't get to see the visual.

Is that a song about the sandwich?

A little blonde lady.

So she's singing about the broad brogue.

Has this gone?

No, not very hard.

I don't understand any of this.

Is she singing in Afrika?

It's about 16.

I understand.

Right, so this girl, right?

The fuck is going on?

So Zach from Auntie Donna, the one with the long hair,

for some reason, this Bri Brogey thing came up in his algorithm a lot.

He talked about Don Mitch and Zach.

Yes.

And then

he mentioned it to Broden.

He said, oh, actually,

we should do this on this one because it's South African, right?

Right.

Seems wrong doing the South African thing on the other podcast.

And then I said, Bra Brogie and Broden looked her up.

Yeah.

Right?

I'm sure.

That's got nothing to do with me, Broden, and Zach and the other.

There was no sandwich in that video.

Oh, there's ones in other ones, Mark.

Where do you think you cook it?

Where do you think he thinks we cook it?

On the toaster?

On the grill?

Oven?

On the oven?

On open fire.

In the broad, on the broy.

Mark, on the broy.

On the broy.

You cook the bra brogi on the broy.

Get abbey to do it, though.

What's the broad?

Yeah, they always get us abbies to do it.

What's the broad?

Cook it on the broy, Mark.

You cook the bra brogi on broy.

That's why it's not the cheese toasty.

You cook the bra brogie on the broy, Dutch mayo.

It's just an open fire.

Do you know Stockton Rush?

No.

Stockton Rush?

You don't know?

Is that a man?

Oh, yeah, he's a Stockton Rush.

Stock and

Stockton Rush.

Look him up.

Look him up, Ma.

Stockton Rush.

Now, why are you bringing up Stockton Rush, Sam?

Because I need this guy to understand all the key players.

Yeah, right.

You got to understand Africa, the Boer War, right?

The Queen Victoria, she took it, and then we did the Mayo.

He was the, yeah, he's the co-founder of Ocean Gate.

Right.

Right, stocked in the rush.

Yeah.

He ate seed oils, I reckon.

And do you know why he was able to swim for three days?

Tarot.

He cooked in tarot.

Yeah.

He cooked in tarot.

Right.

The bra

brogie

cooking in tarot.

You cook that on the open fire.

Mark, bribe brogie is just a traditional South African thing to have for lunch.

Well, it's an Afrikan dish.

Don't worry about it.

It's sort of a Dutch Mayo sort of thing.

We'll take you out for a bribe brogue.

We can make you a bribe rogue.

They'll make us put it on.

They always make Abby put it on.

And what's your advice for packing before I get on that plane?

I don't pack, mate.

Do you think Stockton Rush packed on before he went on Ocean Gate?

No.

Well, I mean, it was

going to be a short trip anyway.

He just needed his dogs.

I said, bring like

an Hawaiian shirt.

He said, I don't need that.

I said, no, you look so hot, right?

You just get your, what's that one we use?

Those like bands?

you just bring your resistance band bring your dogs bring like an Hawan shirt, right?

So he does some swimming for three days

Do you think you wear when you go to the club?

What colour pants

do you wear to the club?

Me?

Yeah

Do you want to stand out or do you want to shame away and be in the gorner?

I probably wear probably either black or something.

Or black or something or some sort of tan.

Tan I like.

Yeah, I wear.

I'll do tanchino.

Yeah.

What a tanchino with a nice wine shirt open so he goes right i go he goes to me i only need my togs i said bring your resistance band bring your um a wine top right i'll bring my togs as well yeah and for a little swim so he did the dive he tried to save them but it had already popped right and they didn't swim to the top because they had seed oils in their belly all right so then after the three days of trying We said, that's it.

I'll give it up.

I then send a message to my assistant in Australia by Moscow.

I say, hey, get us a couple of visas

for Monte Carlo.

Then we go to Monte Carlo, we dock our little yacht, right?

And out he walks, I say, we're getting there in 45 minutes.

Do I want to get those resistance bands going?

All right.

Okay.

And then he lends me his and we use our resistance bands, right?

And then when we walk out of the yacht, we're in our little dogs, right?

Yeah.

And we have our open

shirt casually draped across it's like leonardo diaprio and romeo plus juliet we can't find it

you can't find it ocean game you couldn't find it but he's devastated right we're going to the club and we're allowed in togs because we just got off a yacht right our packages are

really nice right really nice in the togs his picks are looking great but the the one top ads like a casual you know sort of energy more casual than togs right and he sits sits down.

There's no sand on my clothes either because we're deep in the water.

Right?

He's just

a little bit tanned, right?

And this beautiful French girl, come or Monte Carlo, French girl goes up to him.

She goes, What?

I can't do a French accent.

I'll try.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, what's the wrong with you?

I said, I'm looking for ocean gate.

She said, you have been looking for ocean gate.

Oh, that is so romantic.

Let me just say, when Sam says to me, hey, maybe stay away from the yacht for 30 minutes, mate.

Because I betted her.

He said, hey, hey, mate, maybe, maybe, brother, maybe, brother, maybe you go have a few more drinks.

I need 30 minutes in the yacht alone with this beautiful French girl.

Okay.

Well, let's

again.

And I know what you're thinking, right?

Yeah.

30 minutes.

That's not a long time.

My brother is not a generous lover.

Don't you ever come for my brother my brother is a generous lover but he's also an efficient lover yeah he's a generous but efficient lover you have to be i mean you've been making love for half an hour oh it's tired for looking for ocean gate yeah yeah you know so how long do you usually go for

between one and 29 minutes one minute and 29 minutes but this is the old wooing right he gets into the the yacht after this ad break

after the ad break we explain everything that happens in the half hour in the yacht

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So, my brother, does it similar to me, I think?

I can assume, and you can assume.

So, my brother, in 30 minutes,

he pours a drink, right?

Do whatever she wants.

Whatever she wants, right?

They have a bit of that drink, they make out,

they make love,

they have a break, they make love again,

they put on their clothes, he kisses her goodbye, he walks her back to the club or to a Uber,

right?

All in 30 minutes.

It's very

efficient.

Yeah.

Well, he has to get back to trading.

He's a day trader.

Yeah, right.

He's a day trader now.

We're both day traders now.

Right, but you did a show.

Guess how much we made last week?

Day trading.

Have we little AUD?

No, you marked it.

No, we trade.

We trade in all currencies, Mark.

Okay.

So guess in all currencies?

No, you guess you can convert, yes.

A hundred thousand.

Two hundred and higher.

Half a million dollars.

Higher.

One million dollars.

Higher.

Two million dollars.

Higher.

Three million dollars.

Higher.

Ten million dollars.

Higher.

Twenty million dollars.

Lower.

Thirteen million dollars.

Higher.

Fucking $14 million.

$13 million.

Higher.

$13.5 million.

$13.25 million.

$13.4 million.

$13.45 million.

$13.41 million.

$13.42 million.

All right.

That is how much...

$13.

$13.5 would have been fine to say.

No, we don't lie.

He made that last week alone guess how much i made oh man

guess

13 and a half million dollars

13.4 million higher 13.42 million dollars 13.3 million dollars higher thirteen point four million dollars correct yeah right so 0.2 million dollars more oh we're not counting beans mark Well, he made more he made four he made 400,000 more than me the two weeks previous.

How do you feel when you're in Australia and you're traveling to like Italy or a UK and you stop at Abu Dhabi or Dahau?

How do you feel?

How do you feel in that moment?

When you pass through those international airports, Singapore.

How long is my stop at?

How long is my stop by?

Three years.

How do you feel?

I feel glad to have a chance to relax and stretch my lungs.

Do you feel out of your element?

You look around and say, this is not like home.

I mean, I'm in an airport, but there's also a lot of wealth.

lot of wealth.

Lot of people from all around the globe.

How do you feel?

Not me.

No, okay.

This is where I belong.

I live in those airports.

You know, you walk past the place and there's someone from a different part of the world selling very expensive watches.

Yeah.

I think you'd like the terminal.

Have you seen the terminal?

No.

Mark, I don't have time for movies.

Tom Hanks.

The one movie I've ever watched.

No, no, no, no.

No, I'm not going to talk about Power of One, Mark.

We know we've watched that, all right?

If If you think I'm going to talk about it.

Have you seen that?

Have you seen it, though?

I still haven't.

I still haven't gotten around to watching it.

I'll tell you what I'll watch.

Genuinely?

You haven't seen it?

Genuinely.

It's a beautiful, powerful thing by Bryce Courtney.

Right.

I've watched that one.

Yes.

The only movie I've watched in my adult life

is Avatar 2.

Not one?

No, I said, you know, my friend was telling me about it.

I said, I don't watch movies.

I listen to audiobooks at 1.5 speed, Mark.

Right.

That's what I said to my friend i said i'll listen to audio books about success and wealth yeah i'll listen to podcasts yeah i don't watch movies but they said you got to see this the blue people we we are out the whole cinema it was me my brother two beautiful girls yeah right

seventh two before this he'd only seen the part of war That's the only movie he'd seen.

And let me tell you, Mark, I loved it.

It was beautiful.

These blue aliens experiencing horrible things, Mark.

These blue islands are experiencing horrible things.

These future Ubis are doing horrible things to these blue aliens, Mark.

Yeah.

I know.

It's inhumane.

I thought, thank God we don't live on Pandora.

Yeah.

So different there.

So different there, Mark.

This has never happened here.

We would never create blue islands like this.

Wow.

Oh, beautiful, Mark.

Beautiful film.

Big trees.

Big trees cut down by the humans.

Do you know the director of that movie?

Do you know who directed that movie?

James Cameron.

And he,

I talked to him about Ocean Gate.

He did?

Really?

We did.

We called him up.

Well, he's a water.

He loves.

He knew they were dead right away.

Well, he did a movie called Titanic that maybe.

Yeah, we know about it.

We haven't seen it.

I don't care for that movie.

It's for chicks.

Yeah.

It's for chicks, Mark.

I don't need that.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, that's fair, I guess.

So he he said, oh, as soon as they heard the thud, I knew that they were popped.

He said, I knew they popped.

And I said to him, I said, you know, they would have survived the pop if they didn't do seed oils.

I saw James Cameron was on 60 minutes talking about it.

Oh, so you didn't talk to him directly.

No, I've never

met James Cameron.

No, no.

And this in Avatar 2.

Should say true lies.

It's a bit of fun.

What is that about?

It's about a man who has

a split life.

He says the boring mark.

Well, no, he's a spy.

Oh, that's fun.

He's a spy, and he's also a family man.

Does he get pissed off?

Eliza Dushku, I believe, plays his daughter.

Which one's that, Ma?

She's one of the girls from Bring It On.

Oh, I like that Bring It On.

You know what I watched on a plane once?

District 9.

So you have seen another movie.

That is a fan dizzy movie, Marvel.

Yeah, no, I just saw that.

I thought, what an horrible place.

Why would you do that to the aliens?

To the prawns?

Whoa!

Why would you do that to those prawns?

That's the only way to treat the aliens.

I would never treat an alien like that.

Yeah.

Mark, I went to America last year.

Have you been to America?

Yes.

I went to Disneyland.

Which one?

The one on the near LA.

Anaheim.

Yeah, American category.

What's that?

Anaheim?

Anaheim.

Yeah, we went to Disneyland.

We brought two beautiful babes with us, right?

Different to the ones you saw Avatar 2 with?

I can't remember, Mark.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, you guys are moving shakers, eh?

And I put on a little Mickey hat, right?

Yeah.

It was funny, right?

I was a little nervous putting it on.

I thought, is this embarrassing?

Does it make me look like a fool?

Yeah.

But the girls, I thought it was fun.

We're having fun with

Disneyland, the greatest place on earth.

And I brought my lunch in the backpack to avoid seed oils.

I've brought a raw meat, just a pound of raw beef in my backpack.

Yeah.

That I nibbled on.

That didn't go off.

No.

Get to the point of why you're talking about the Disneyland, though.

Rod, and we went on rides, Mark.

So fun, Mark.

Yeah.

Did you have a point about Disneyland?

No, I just would

bring up Disneyland.

Wait, there's a bit of fun.

I don't know.

You had fun, yeah.

I loved it.

Beautiful.

Well, look, hopefully, we're running out of time.

But before we

tell you what, you cannot run out of time

if you're having a good time.

And that is really the point I try to make with all my employees.

Yeah.

You know?

These are the points.

Yeah.

Bra brogi.

Bra brogi.

That's point number one.

Ocean gate.

Yes, number two.

What's the point about ocean gate?

That's the point.

Seed oil.

Seed oils.

If you had seed oils,

and then number three is cook it on the brai.

Cook it on the brai.

That's a separate point to bra brogie, and they're separated by ocean.

What did you say it was?

Bra brogui.

Brai.

Bra Brogie.

You cooked the bra brogie on the brai.

So it's just a brogie caught on a bro.

It's a bra brogie.

But it's just a brogie caught cooked on a bra.

Is a bogie a thing?

Brogie.

Bribroge.

You cook the bribe brogie on the brai.

Yeah, but it's a brogey.

But you define the bribe brogie by.

No, it's a bribe brogie.

Well, what's a brogie?

Because a bra is a thing.

Well, you're asking about the bribe brogie, no?

Now I'm just asking about brogie.

That's it.

That's the guy in your comedy group.

No, that's Broden.

That's Broden.

So Brogie.

So Bry Brogie cooked on the bry.

You can't cook a brogie on the bry brogie.

Grilled steak.

Steak's a thing.

Grill's a thing.

But only it raw.

What's a brogie?

I don't know, Mark.

You don't know what a brogie is?

We don't have any dips.

Just kidding.

We don't.

You can't ask me.

You're going a little hard on us, Mark.

It's like saying to somebody else.

It's too much of a hardball question.

What's a hardball question?

What's a brogie?

It's like asking anyone what happened to Ocean Gate.

Remember, we know what happened to Ocean Gate.

They went to tell you, I'll tell you what happened with Bob.

Yeah, remember that thing I was telling you, Sam, about the NPC characters and like fake news?

Sure.

I think that Mark is part of the fake news agenda, wokeism, and NPC character.

And this is why he is grilling us like the bro brogey.

So it's grilling.

Why are you grilling us, Mark?

All I want is trying to make us say words with that name.

You want to challenge us on our Afrikan heritage.

I speak Afrikaan, maybe not as well as I used to as a boy.

I'm just going to fucking look it up.

What do you do?

I just want to know if a broken

NPC.

He probably doesn't even like Elon.

And you've probably never had a bribe.

Broke in your life.

What?

Over the cheese toasty dough.

All that came up was broccoli sandwich.

You are crazy, Mark.

So I don't know.

You're crazy.

Broccoli sandwich.

Oh, that sounds nice.

nice yeah whatever um

i might have spelt it wrong i might have spelt it wrong bra brogi bra bragi it's very simple how you spell it

bra

brai bry

bry

brogi bragi

bry brogi

no bree bridge came up What is a brie bridge?

Brie bridge.

And Brian Brogie.

What is a Brie Bridge?

Brian Brogie.

Have you seen any other movies other than the three you just listed?

I'm trying to think of another one that uses the analogy.

No, but also Chef was good.

You know, you saw Chef?

Yeah, I thought that was fun.

Mark, listen.

B-O-A-A-I-B-O-O-D-J-R-E-S.

Bro Brogie.

B.

B.

Mark, I don't think this is entertaining, all right?

I just want to know what a Brian.

Brogie is.

We told you what the bro.

We told you

with touring.

What do you want to know about touring?

We just did a big tour.

Brogie.

You understand this, Mark?

You're listening to the video?

I can't hear it.

It's not the same as a damn toasty, Mark.

It's not the same as a damn toasty.

Don't you understand it's not the same as a damn toasty?

I want to know about Turing.

What should we be telling him about

advice?

I want advice about touring, and I just want to know.

Alan Turing.

If a br

what?

He's a brilliant man.

I saw

advice.

Imitation imitation game.

Advice.

Imitation.

Advice about touring.

About the tragedy of a man that couldn't get with Kieran Atley because his brain was attracted to men.

And I understood then.

I said, all right, I get it.

I mean, I think.

He stopped the North South.

Benedict Hummer Buch.

Right, yeah.

So, Mark, I think your question is about Bro Brogie.

You know, touring.

No, just about harming.

Here's the trick for touring, right?

You want to get the blue suit.

Do you want to get the brown suit?

Do you want to get the black suit?

You want to get the grey suit.

Okay, then you want to get

a brown pair of shoes, a black pair of shoes, and a white pair of shoes.

You want to get some white shirts, some navy shirts, some black shirts.

Then you can mix them in any which way.

You do the brown jacket with the blue pants.

Take that on you with the tour, right?

You've got any suit you need.

You can mix and match.

You've got the blue suit, you got the brown suit, you got the blue jacket with the brown pants.

You understand?

This is the only thing you need to know for touring.

Yeah.

Also, they the grey pants with the blue shirt and the blue pants and the black shirt.

And also, while you're there, right?

Because you don't have to prepare for the show, it's just a QA.

They get someone from the area to ask you questions about health and finance.

Ours are a little different.

All right,

the brown pants with the grey shirt.

You put the brown shirt to the grey pants and the green.

There's no green.

No green.

Brown shirt.

The white shirt with the grey jacket jackets with the

blue pants.

Brown pants.

It's fine.

No socks on with your loafers.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

So you can wear any of those combinations, Mark.

Right.

And you have the brown pants.

Brown pants with the blue shirt.

Yeah, brown jacket.

Brown jacket.

It sounds like a wardrobe put together by Chat GPT.

That's what it sounds like.

Use the Chat GPT.

Amazing.

So much time.

I do.

I go, ChatGPT, give me 10 ideas for investing in the die trading.

And it just gives me 10 ideas.

Wow.

Have you used the chat JPT?

I say, Chat JPT, give me five ideas for maybe a new slogan for my business.

Give me five ideas.

I usually use it just, I say, can you correct this for spelling and grammar?

And I often spell grammar wrong.

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