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This week we have a very special guest.

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What the heck are you doing, Broden?

So, Broden, you've walked in here with a nippy's iced strawberry flavored milk.

What the heck is this?

Quality choice of beverage if you're if you've got no hairs on your dick.

Too good for beer?

Yeah, yeah.

Come on, mate.

Too good for iced coffee, bro.

If you want flavoured milk, the only one you're allowed to drink is iced coffee.

That's the main thing.

Extra strength.

Yeah, drinking.

Extra

double monster.

Double espresprespit.

Monstra,

dude.

And then destroy the nearest toilet.

But then we got, but then, you know,

that's one thing that's happened.

And then we also have a podcast guest, Cam James, very disrespectfully not wearing headphones.

The rest of us are wearing headphones.

He chose not to wear headphones.

I mean, I think if you play back, if you guys were recording on the earlier chat, I did ask, and you said it was okay that I don't wear headphones.

I don't recall any of us ever saying that.

I'm pretty sure you guys were rolling on it.

You guys can like, I don't know which camera is mine.

Nah, ma'am.

Nah, ma'am.

Cameron, for the people that are just listening that aren't patrons, Cameron was just pointing, figuring out which camera was his.

Can I stop for a sec?

Can we stop for a second?

Let's just put the brakes on.

Can we stop?

Sorry.

When you said

that me drinking strawberry milk makes me have no hair on my dick, it made me feel this big, mate.

Oh, the same size as your dick.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

No, no.

Broden, I'm sorry.

I know.

I've seen your Monster Schlong.

I didn't know it was a joke.

I didn't know it was a roast podcast.

It is a roast.

I didn't know it was a roast podcast.

Are you familiar with roasting, Cameron?

I love to roast Sunday roast.

We love roasting.

Do you want me to do a bit of a roasted camera?

I want to apologise,

I don't know if I can handle it.

Broden, I want to apologize.

Can I just apologize?

Yeah, Mark's going to apologize.

I'm sorry.

I had to go for it.

You know, I didn't mean it.

You know, you got a big fat cock.

And that when I, and you know, it was a stupid joke.

and I'm sorry.

He was kidding, I think.

Thanks, Mark, for saying that.

It goes a bit of the way to me feeling better about what you just did.

But it's not just you.

There's two other people in this room complicit in the joke.

That's true.

Because it takes two to tango.

Okay.

And three, and three to Lengo.

And I agree with you.

And four to share a mango.

I mean, like,

is that not true?

Two people could share a mango by the way.

One person could eat a mango to themselves if they're hungry.

Stop.

Can I throw something out there?

Can I throw something out there?

It takes five people to watch the film Rango.

No, not true, but I know what Rango said.

Do you know what Rango said?

Do you know what Rango said?

It takes one person to watch Rango.

Can you listen to it?

Can you listen?

Can you listen to this?

When Rango rose from the dead, three days after his death, he said to his disciples, so long as there are five or more gathered in my name, that is a church.

Rango is not Jesus, man, and Jesus didn't say five.

No, but Jesus said two.

Rango said five.

Unaware of the mythology around the film Rango and of the great five

who were in the cinema complex.

The Rango Five.

The Rango five.

The Rango Five.

You are making this up as we go.

Look,

we've gotten off to watch.

There is no Rango law.

The Rango five.

There is no Rango Law, Cam.

There are ten Rango laws.

There are 10.

There are 10 Rango laws.

L-O-R-E!

Oh, Rango Law.

Well, I mean, the stories that have been passed down from generation to generation, the great Rango book, the film itself.

Obviously, the law changes and evolves.

I mean, my great-granddad's Rango stories were different to mine, and my great-grandchild's stories, I'm sure, will be different.

And Rango at its core, and Rangoism at its core is a very humanist faith.

I think.

Rango is one animated.

Yes.

Rango is one animated film from about 15 years ago.

Yes.

Well, that is the end of it.

No, no, no.

That's the beginning.

That is the beginning.

That is the beginning.

Well, that is the beginning of our understanding of Rango.

Much like the ocean, Broden, you've only explored, what, 5%

of Rango.

No, there is one Rango movie that didn't warrant any more Rango movies made, and that's the end of the Rango law.

You know why there were no more movies?

Because he said that must be so.

Rango said that.

He said that to the five.

He said that to the five.

We found out after the fact, after the movie didn't do that well, they found only five people when they five people.

The Rango five.

They found

some old writings from Rango, and he said, there shall be no more than five.

So to be clear, Rango, the film, was the beginning of our understanding of the stories being told.

It wasn't the beginning.

The beginning was there was nothing.

There was once nothing.

No time, no story.

No, no, you're just.

There's a shirt, Broden.

Rango said, let there be a universe.

The lizard wears a shirt.

Rango the lizard wears a shirt.

Is John Depp?

Is John Depp?

All there was was Rango.

Where's a shirt?

Is John Depp?

And nothing, no time.

If there's nothing Rango said,

but no, no, you're telling me

there were shirts.

No, no, no, there was one Rango.

And one shirt shirt.

One Rango shirt.

Hawaiian shirt.

He wears a shirt, but there were no shirts.

Is John Depp?

He's John Depp.

He's John Depp.

So there's John Depp.

There is John Depp.

No, no.

How can he be John Depp?

You don't get it, man.

You've got to watch the movie.

Dude,

I've seen Rango.

Wake up,

Broden.

I've seen Rango, which means I've seen 100% of Rango Law.

And who were the four others you saw it with?

Well, yeah, were you in the five?

The other Rango four.

The other Rango four.

Right.

So you have seen it.

And he, you, you, he, Rango spoke of you.

He said, one of the five.

One will deny my presence.

I don't deny his presence.

I will concede there is a Rango.

Yes.

But I don't think Rango has the power.

He said, is he living?

He said, one of the five will deny my presence, and he will say, well, then they were always shirts.

What did you just say?

You said they were always shirts.

No, there was one shirt.

They were always shirts.

There were always shirts.

Well, he's not going to get everything right.

You're just taking his words.

You're taking his words and making them something that they weren't intended by him.

What?

No.

I mean, that's actually

interpretation.

Artistic interpretation.

You interpret.

Some of the things Rango has said have not come to fruition.

When Rango said in the universe when there was nothing, when he said there were shirts.

No, no, no, he never said that.

Never said that.

He said when he rose again and returned to us, he said, one of the five will deny me.

And he said, I'm hungry for fly.

And when you talk of my shirt, he will say there were many other shirts.

He munched on fly.

He munched fly.

He munched on depth.

He joined there.

He joined there.

But there were no flies.

This is why he made the universe.

He made flies.

He made universe in order to have flies to munch and then everything else he was like well what is this beautiful creation of mine

he manifested himself a little bit because he he made johnny depp as well and he made johnny depp be in that uh fear and loathing las vegas movie which then

refers back to uh aesthetically donny brasco he also unfortunately did make johnny depp do some of those later things yeah he did also make i will say he did also make Gorvobinsky, but he didn't make him as Gorvobinsky.

He created an angel to sit at his side, but Gorvobinsky betrayed Rango and he said, I'm going to go down to your sullen earth and I'm going to create a film.

And he said, they must not know me, Gorvabinsky.

They must not know me.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Read the text.

You're going to the fuck is Gorvabinsky.

He gave Gorvabinski a little challenge on Earth, and that challenge was to create the film Mouse Hunt, which is wonderful.

We all love mouse hunts.

He wanted Mouse Hunt.

That's why he sent Gorvobinsky to us for Mouse Hunt.

He said, I must have a mouse hunt.

And then Gorvobinsky made a pirate's mouth.

I mean, mouse trap?

Mouse trap.

No,

you can't trap a mouse without trap hunt, Broden.

That was the first of four betrayals.

It's not about Mouse Hunt.

It is called Mouse Hunt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know.

Yeah, Mouse Hunt.

Yeah, in the hunt, you've got to set a trap.

But the first of four betrayals was

the first of four betrayals was

he sent

Gorvabinsky down to us to make mouse trap and he made mouse hunt instead.

The second of the four betrayals was he made a movie about pirates

when Rango said, you must not make any films of pirates.

The director you're talking about, Gorvobinsky.

Yeah, yeah.

He made the Pirates of the Caribbean.

He's meant to be an angel by the side of Rango, our lord.

He seems like a constant collaborator with Johnny Depp in the 2000s.

Yeah, he made the Lone Ranger film as well.

The third betrayal.

You talked talked of the 10 Rango laws.

What are they?

Well, the four Gorvabinsky betrayals first.

We're only two betrayals deep.

Why are we doing this, Christian Ranger?

Because we have a beautiful guest here.

No, don't introduce him.

Cam James, you've done...

What are you here for?

Rango mainly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And some other stuff.

We'll touch on it now or later.

Later.

Because I want to hear the other.

How many Gorvobinsky betrayals are there?

Four major betrayals.

And what are the laws?

The third betrayal of Vabinski was he was only to work with Johnny Depp, voice of Rango, twice.

And he worked in him many times, multiple, many times.

Yeah, that really stung Rango.

And then the third betrayal was, of course, he brought the story of Rango to the people before we were ready to hear it.

Is that fourth or third?

That was the fourth.

So Rango, we were never meant to know the story of Rango.

What are you talking about?

We were meant to ego.

Because we've always known it, that's the thing, but we've never had it really expressed to us.

It's like you're not supposed to depict visually, you know, Muhammad or something like that.

It's the same thing.

Similar with Rango.

Yeah, it's lived in our hearts.

It's been a part of storytelling for many, many generations.

No, it hasn't.

Rango.

Read the text, dude.

Read the text.

When you said Rango is a lizard with a shirt and the voice of Johnny Depp, why did you say that?

What?

When you said Rango is a lizard with a shirt and the voice of Johnny Depp, why did you say that?

Because I saw the movie Rango.

Yes, exactly.

Yes.

before we saw the movie Rango,

you know, my belief is Rango is an energy that exists between all living beings.

Parich.

It depends how you were raised.

I mean, for me, Rango is a literal lizard.

Yeah, right, wearing a t-shirt.

So that's just the way I was raised.

So my interpretation,

it's a button-up Hawaiian shirt.

A button-up t-shirt.

Mine's a hyper-colored t-shirt, but that's just how my dad was.

Obviously, I know that he came to us in the form of a lizard that wears a Hawaiian shirt with the voice of Johnny Depp.

I know that he came to us in that form.

He died, he was crucified by the Romans.

Sure.

So you know, it's just for Jesus.

No, no, no, because

you're thinking when you think, because

Jesus was killed by the Roman Empire, I believe.

I believe so.

Maybe the Roman, yeah, the Roman Empire.

Yeah, who are you talking about?

Like four guys that lived in Rome circa 2004.

That's all Roman.

Roman Coppola.

Yeah, Roman Coppola was one of them.

Angry at Gorvabinski.

Yeah, Roman Coppola.

Roman.

and then

Roman

the actor who played Roman on succession.

You mean Kieran?

Kieran Colkin.

Kieran Colkin.

You're going to go to the other obvious one or no?

Oh, Polanski, yeah.

Yeah, Polanski.

Yeah, Polanski.

Yeah, Polanski.

Yeah, Polanski was a...

And then Raymond from Everyone Loves Raymond was there because his name was close enough.

And they're the four Romans.

They're the four Romans.

They're the four Romans of the Rango apocalypse.

What's his name?

They killed Rango and one day.

Raymond Romano.

Romano.

See, he got away the cutter twice.

So is there four Romans?

No, no, no.

He just snuck in there because he was like Raymond Romano.

Yeah.

And they were like, man, we're looking for a fourth.

Roman.

And they couldn't find anyone else.

The four Romans

are Roman Kolansky.

Roman Kolovsky.

Kieran Kolansky.

Who's funny, by the way.

And Romansky.

Well, yeah, they wanted to keep him around.

They needed to have a laugh while they were doing doing it.

He's not funny, funny.

No, but he's good to have around.

Kieran Colkin.

He's hilarious.

Funny guy.

Funny guy to crack up.

Every award he wins like cracker.

Not the life of the party, but if you get into a conversation with him in the corner,

he's going to make you piss.

He's just so funny things about people.

And then you'll be like, fucking, he's Kieran Colkin's fun.

So what are the 10 Roman

Rango laws?

The 10 Rango laws.

Jeez, where do you start?

I guess at number one.

Do you want me to look them up?

Let me just look them up.

I don't want to.

You don't have them memorised.

Look, I do, but I just want to make sure I get them right.

Okay.

If that's okay.

Yeah, I mean, that's respectful.

See if Broden's asking, you know.

You know, I think it's like

I want to get the right idea.

Just for context as well, while you're doing this bullshit, just in my eyeline, Bruce McAvaney is walking around.

Oh, really?

Bruce McAvaney.

Do you want to explain who that is to our internationalists?

He says, no, you know what?

You can do your own research.

Do your own research.

People screaming.

You're not going to Bruce McAvane.

Espousing Espousing

Christian Rangoism.

No, Christian.

Christians are not.

There's nothing

both on.

Imagine

if I was here talking about Buddhism and you're saying, oh, why are you talking about Hinduism?

No, Rangoism.

That's not what I'm saying.

Rangoism is really the four Romans heard that they would be turning in their grave.

Let me be really clear.

What I'm saying to you three.

If they were in a grave,

which they will eventually or share a grave.

They will.

So the Romans, they rose body and soul along with Rango.

That's in the soapstor or?

What?

No, no, no, no.

So Rango was reborn three days after his death.

Then, he, along with the four Romans, ascended into Rango heaven.

And one day, when the judgment comes, Rango and the four Romans will return.

Yeah, yeah, they will return to us and they will judge all.

Would you like to hear the

10 Rango laws?

After this possible ad break.

All right.

Sometimes, sometimes the pod's not doing so well.

Yeah, you gotta advertise.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Who are your sponsors?

Red Hot.

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I just don't want to say after this ad break.

And then there's an awkward pause because

we're not doing so hot that much.

Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure.

And then we roll into it.

So it was like to buffer it with a little

possible

advertising space there.

Let's talk the laws.

One.

There are no other Rango shirts.

There are no other shirts but the Rango shirt.

Yep.

Hawaiian shirt.

There are shirts, though.

Absolutely.

There's t-shirts.

The laws have to be interpreted.

Yeah, there's t-shirts.

Like, definitely, we can read that and go, yeah, there's other shirts, but there's no.

What does it actually mean?

Yeah, what does it actually mean?

Is that that was the original shirt?

All shirts are derivatives of that shirt.

All shirts, fabrics are kind of descended from the fabrics in the original Rango shirt.

To us, we believe that what we're wearing.

So many shirts.

Well, no, but to you, that's a shirt.

to me this is more of a

facsimile of the rango shirt absolutely what i wear now every time i put on a shirt i'm honoring rango so you can wear a shirt what's this yes in in common talk but i'm trying to interpret the law it's the first law of rango what my my thing is like at the at the beginning number one rule number one law he goes there's no other shirt well yeah because before what was he talking about the time before rango referred to as na nipples are plenty nobody wore shirts

and there were nips

everywhere na and what nippies nippies no nipples are plenty yeah so it was na before not nipples are plenty and then after rango was born

r r s rango shirt rango shirt

in the time of rs

yeah yeah yeah

but of course we prefer uh b c and c and yeah that's more popular you know and that's a more secular kind of way to do you believe that christ walked on earth I believe a man who.

Yeah, there was something.

I believe he was a prophet of Rango.

Well,

we disagree there.

We disagree there.

So Rango

is what is,

what's his name?

Jesus Christ.

No,

the one that the Jewish...

What's the word?

No, no, no, no, no.

Rango came last.

So I believe,

I have, I share a lot of similar beliefs to the Jewish people, the Christian people, the Muslim people.

I just believe that their

gods and they are all prophets of Rango.

They were all prophets speaking and promising us the Rango.

Does this make sense?

No.

And what's the second law?

The second law of Rango is

you shall not have voice of John Depp.

Yeah.

Only John Depp and Rango get the voice of Jeppe.

There's one true voice of John Depp.

Yeah.

Johnny Depp.

And that is Rango.

That's Rango.

And John Depp is a derivative of.

So it is our belief, it is our belief that Johnny Depp has the voice of John Depp, which is the voice of Rango.

He inherited the voice of Rango to be a mouthpiece for Rango in the film Rango.

In which he spoke the words of the text, which was the screenplay Rango.

So our belief is Johnny Depp has the voice of John Depp, which is the voice of Rango.

You should.

So what are you looking up?

What are you doing?

So no other shall have the voice of John Depp.

I wouldn't want to hear John Depp come out of your mouth.

Does that make sense?

Yeah.

Okay.

Three.

You shall not take the name of the Lurango in vain.

What would you say, Lurango?

Lurango.

Lurango is how the French say it.

It's a mistranslation.

mistranslation.

Yeah, yeah.

Because it was first.

The Rango was first.

The texts of Rango were first written in English, translated to French, and then translated back to English.

We don't have access to the original English text.

It's crazy.

So you don't use the word Rango in vain.

For.

For

remember the Rango film and keep it holy.

So we just...

Which so far we've managed to do.

We respect the Rango.

Yeah, no one's disrespectful.

Can I get some timeline on that?

When did the film Rango come out?

2011.

Yeah.

When was...

Yeah.

It's also, the cinematography is by Roger Deakins.

From 1917.

Which is crazy.

And when was the Rango laws written?

We don't know exactly.

Before 20...

What year?

No, we believe sometime between 2015 and 2019.

It's an Academy Award-winning film, one best animated feature film at the 84th Academy Awards.

What Pixar film did it beat?

Great question.

What would have come out in 2011?

Brave or something along those lines.

It would have been Toy Story 3 was 2010, I believe.

So when were the laws?

Let's find out.

When were the laws?

Between,

like, sometime after the film, but we don't know exactly.

Why not?

Because it was taken down to generation to generation.

No, no Pixar films that year, but it did beat puss in boots really and kung fu panda too that was a tough wow a lean year for animation

and roger dekens did the was the director of photography on an animated film he was apparently yeah cinematography yeah pretty exciting um was it stop it wasn't was it stop motion

you should know this well i i you should know what the film send clips

You read the book, though.

Of course, I've read the book.

Yeah, you read the book.

The text, I know.

I think they recorded their lines together.

Who?

Oh, Love.

Like Fantastic Mr.

Fox.

So they could riff together.

But I don't think it was filmed per se.

I think it was still animated, but they all went into the studio together.

That's what they say.

I believe

it was not made like a traditional film is made.

I believe Gorvabinski gave us Ranger.

Some divine interventions.

Does that make sense?

I believe that Gorvabinski, he gave us Rango.

He came to a cinema one day somewhere in Hollywood and he said

with a hard drive.

He found mum with a digital projector.

And they would have shot it all digital.

Absolutely.

100%.

And there wasn't a lot of digital projectors then.

And he said, in this hard drive is Rango.

Yeah.

I give this to you.

And they said, who's in it?

And he said, Alfred Molina, Harry Dean Stanton, Ray Winston, Timothy Oliphant, Bill Nye, Abigail Breslin, Isla Fisher, and John Debbie.

Stacked cast.

Now, if you ask any of those actors, were you in a production?

They'll tell you, yes, I did this, I did that.

But I believe they're wrong.

I believe Gorvabinski had the hard drive and he gave us the Rango.

Because you talk about this in such

deity, this film.

It was received quite immediately.

I mean, it won an Oscar.

It won an Oscar.

Yeah, one an Oscar.

And what did it gross at the box office?

It grossed $245.7 million off in $135 million books.

It's a wildly successful film.

Well, it's kind of broke even from the sounds of that.

If the production

marketing is

in the scheme of where film is at now, that's a very successful film.

Yes, yeah.

88% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Which is a, that's a, that's a fresh score.

It's pretty fresh.

That's certified fresh, yeah?

Yeah, it's fresh.

It's absolutely fresh.

It's fresh as fuck.

Would you like to hear the fifth law of Rango?

Honour thy father and thy mother.

Okay.

Which is fair.

Which is fair, yeah.

I think that's just a good general rule.

What do you say, yeah?

The same as the Christian rule.

The Christians and the Jewish people,

we all share that belief.

Are these similar to the Ten Commandments?

Very similar.

A little bit of crossover.

Pretty similar, yeah.

Yeah, pretty similar.

That's the only one that's exactly the same.

That's really similar.

Yeah, yeah.

The last five.

Near identical from identical.

Yeah, yeah.

But with some different things.

With some subversive more Rango so a little more

sense is you shall not murder Rango yeah

what's hey is anyone tell me what the film Rango is about Rango rolls into a town he rolls into a desert town

and he well that's what it's about he's smoking a cigarette well yeah are we talking about what's the what what's the

what's the question of Rango or what's Rango about what is Rango telling us in that film what happens in Rango

What do you mean by that exactly?

Like, I guess the typical hero's journey is what happens.

But what it's about is it's about us.

It's about all of us.

It's about faith.

It's about

where we've been and what's next.

And who we can be.

Who we can be if we believe.

Is it a chameleon, yeah?

What's he?

Yeah, yeah, he's a lizard.

He's a lizard.

He's a lizard.

Is he a chameleon or a lizard?

We all take on many faces.

We all take on many forms.

Again,

very simple

what happens in the film or what is the film?

If you want me to answer the question,

Rango is an eccentric but heroic chameleon.

That's like, that's the answer to the.

That's the baseline.

Yeah, that's your simple form.

That's a primary simple.

That's your shallow stream.

Yeah.

And someone at Rango school.

Someone at Rango School on a Sunday.

That's the first year of Rango school they're going to learn.

He is an eccentric but heroic chameleon.

But the question is, Broden, do you want to get the tips of your toes wet or do you want to immerse yourself in a body of water?

My next question is, is he a cowboy?

He is a famous gunslinger.

Yeah, he's a gunslinger.

He becomes the unlikely sheriff of a town called Dirt.

His actual name is unknown, but he calls himself Rango.

And that's...

Steve.

I mean, isn't that true of all of us?

Yeah, that's true.

No.

What is your true name?

Broden.

Only Rango knows your true name.

Do you understand this?

So when you are born, you have a name.

We believe that you have a name from inception, which is Rango.

From conception.

And when you say from inception, it might be like whatever Leonardo DiCaprio's name is in that movie.

Dom Cobb.

Yeah, Don Cobb.

Don Cobb.

I think it's Dom Cobb.

So Dom Cobb.

Nolan's the best man.

I love Nolan.

Don Cobb.

Dom Cobb.

Dom Cobb.

What a gun.

Dom Cobb.

Cobb, he's called Cobb.

Hey, Leo, you want to be a knowledge new movie?

Oh, yeah.

What character am I playing?

Don't Cobb, Don Cobb.

Don't Cobb.

Cobb.

Don't Cobb.

Yeah, I'll do it.

Fuck yeah, man.

So, so it is actually, when did Inception come out again?

I'm sorry, I'm not.

2009.

So we believe that on the day that Inception came out.

2010.

2010.

We believe it's 2010.

We were all given names.

All that had lived before and all that will ever live preception like given names rango uh names rango rango names rango so if i were to say my name it is rango your name it is rango but those are different names if you are rango rango knows the difference between each rango does this make sense the gunslinging chameleon that's how he was it revealed to us in his earthly form yeah yeah

so we are all

seven when you are born i'm just saying when you were born you have a name you always had a name that name was rango not not the same Not me Rango,

but Rango.

He gave us a name.

I'm getting on board with this.

But your parents gave you a name, and from the moment of being given a name, you are torn from your Rango.

So we...

You're in defiance of Rango.

So that false name pulls you away from Rango.

And we spend our entire lives trying to return to Rango.

That's why people go on holidays to like beachy locations.

They wear a Hawaiian shirt.

They're trying to get in touch with Rango.

They've been doing that for

since the 60s.

Yeah, you're telling me.

Exactly.

Rango came out.

We're starting to get it.

When did Rango come out?

When did Rango come out?

2012.

Isn't that fascinating?

Yeah.

That 30, 40 years before we even knew about Rango, people were trying to reconnect to their Rango.

I thought

that Rango was styled off that.

No.

No, you thought Rawling's a lot of people.

You thought Rango's aesthetics were modelled on the character of Raul Duke from Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles.

That's what you played by Johnny Depp.

That's a really great

assummation.

Raul Duke,

Raul Duke was the final prophet.

Hunter S.

Thompson was the final prophet of Rango.

He was trying to tell us.

Hunter S.

Thompson.

He was trying to tell us something.

He connected to Rango.

Same with Terry Gill.

The seventh law of Rango.

Little Terry Gill.

Terry Gilly.

You shall not commit adultery unless unless it is with Rango.

You can fuck Rango.

Yeah, everyone can fuck Rango.

Yeah, it's pretty important.

It's a huge one.

It's a big one for us.

I'm okay with that one.

Yeah, right.

So, you know, you might have a wife, but you can fuck Rango.

She can fuck Rango.

You can both fuck Rango.

Rango can fuck you.

You can jack off.

You can jack off to Rango.

You can watch Rango fuck your wife.

Your wife can watch Rango fuck you.

You and your wife can watch Rango fuck someone else.

You could.

Hand stuff.

Yeah, you can do anything with Rango.

As long as...

I know that.

Yeah, as long as Rango is taken or given a load,

he's.

A load must be exchanged with Rango.

There must be an exchangement of load.

Rango's load, your load, or your wife's load.

I will say there are a lot of feminist interpretations of this law now that say, that have reinterpreted load because obviously

that when you say a load,

squirt.

A squirt.

And Rango can make you squirt.

Rango knows how to hit that g-spot i will admit that's right i am a squirter yeah that's awesome rango we all squirt well with rego i've been trying to squirt

and rule eight rule eight you don't want to hear about rango we've all rango oh how did i rango we we get together at night uh-huh rule eight i eat rango out

rule eight yeah okay eating rango outs crazy rule eight sometimes i'll mark yeah because it's rango and i just shed yeah i shed you understand that sounds like that sounds very gray and problematic but mark is rango in that moment i'm not

that seems like it could be you know you could take those teachings you know broden broden he's rango do you understand all right rule eight uh rule eight

you shall not steal DVDs of Rango.

They hadn't, when that one was written, they hadn't really understood that streaming would come along.

Yeah.

And torrenting and stuff like that.

Does Rango approve of streaming?

So it's unclear.

So we don't know.

This is one of the things that you can do.

When you watch Rango on streaming, scholars have been trying to find it.

Fuck Google, where to watch Rango.

I don't watch Rango on streaming.

I personally believe.

It's on stand.

So I would never watch Rango on stand.

Do you understand, bro?

I could buy it off YouTube for $4.

To me, that, for me?

It's on Fetch as well.

Would you guys watch Rango on Fetch?

Because I wouldn't.

I see that as stealing the DVD of Rango.

Yeah, it's the same.

He didn't say who did the music for Rango, Kim.

Didn't I?

Hans Zimmer is my guess.

Yeah.

Of course,

it is my guess.

When I made Zorango music.

It is Hans Zimmer.

When I made Zorango music, I remember Gor Vabinski came to me and he said, I want to make music for Rango.

I said, who is Rango?

He said, Rango is a small chameleon.

He has the voice of Johnny Depp.

He wears a

Hawaiian shirt.

He's an unlikely sheriff.

He's an unlikely sheriff of the town called Dirt.

I said, Gore, say no more.

I will have for you 40 minutes of music by tomorrow.

I understand.

Inception.

I'm busy on the Rango.

I'm busy with his Inception.

I'm making Cobb's theme.

I'm Cobb.

I'm not a Cobb theme,

theme for Cobb.

Theme for Cobb.

But tomorrow, I will make you the most beautiful Rango music.

He's gone from Inception into Rango.

Cobb's theme.

I'm just working on Cobb's theme today.

But tomorrow I will work on

work.

Tomorrow I will work on.

So you shall not steal Rango DVDs.

Do you understand this?

Yeah, yeah.

I wouldn't.

No, but you can rent it.

I pay for it.

Yeah, just don't watch it on Fetch or Stan.

I don't, I don't, I personally, I'm a, like, I wouldn't even touch a 4K Blu-ray re-release of Rango.

I only watch it on DVD.

If it ever comes to binge and you're paying for the higher tier, because you know you can pay for binge, you still get ads.

But you need to pay again higher for no ads.

Which is fair.

So fair.

So fair.

They got to make their money.

I think it's fair that I pay with their money.

I think it's fair that I have to go through Hubble.

Yeah.

Or Hubble.

What's it called?

Every day I'm Hubble.

To go through Hubble.

To get to Binge, to pay for Binge for ads and then upgrade.

Yeah, I think that's fair.

Got to make your money.

Got to make your money.

Do you understand, though, that everyone is interpreting this one differently?

For me, I believe that it is to steal the DVD of Rango.

If you're making a Blu-ray of Rango, you're stealing the DVD.

I saw Rango on 70mm print when they did the Roadshow tour, and they do it.

In my opinion, that's stealing the DVD.

Well, see, as I was raised, that's like, I guess it's like the Hillsong equivalent of

Rango.

It's new, it's modern, it's fresh.

It's a direct relationship with Rango.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whereas I believe in the traditions.

Anyway, next up.

Next up.

Next up, we got number nine.

Next up, let's have a look here.

Number nine.

Number nine.

The ninth law of Rango.

Gonna have a look here.

All right, here we are.

Number nine.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

The ninth law of Rango.

Yeah, it's a tough one to interpret.

You shall not covert your Rango.

This goes back to when someone's fucking Rango.

You understand?

And it may have been,

some scholars believe it may have been, you may not cover your Rango.

Yeah, which is a little different.

He wears a hat, he covers his own Rango self.

No, it's more just about if you've got the DVD, put on display.

Yeah, don't put it in a shelf.

Yes.

Or if you're putting it in your entertainment unit, take the drawers off.

I do think of it as covered

spine.

So for me, for example, my wife, she made love to Mark when he was Rango.

Yes.

Right?

And I remember having feelings of jealousy,

having feelings of anger, having feelings of bitterness towards Mark.

But also feelings of Rango.

Feelings of Rango, absolutely.

And I sat down with Mark and we talked about it and he said, hey, maybe you're coveting Rango right now.

And I said, you're absolutely right, Mark.

Do you understand?

That's actually really really big of you guys to have that conversation and to and to embrace Rango in that way.

In your friendship, it was huge.

It was a huge moment for us.

And a huge moment.

Broden, can I ask you a question?

You're walking down the street, you see someone you don't like, do you shoot them in the face?

No.

Why not?

Because I believe that's wrong.

Why do you believe that's wrong?

It's just that it just is.

Ethics, but why is that?

Where is that ethic coming from?

From how I was wrong.

From Rango.

From Rango.

From Rango.

Because you probably would have shot someone before.

He was about to say Rango just then, too, but he snores himself from saying it.

He was about to say from Rango, but he stopped himself.

It's just really interesting because

you're saying to us, I don't believe in Rango, but then you're saying that.

It's a fucking

cheese.

No, but you're saying I wouldn't shoot someone, yeah?

Yeah, unless.

Why not?

Oh, because

I believe it's the right thing to do.

Why do you believe that?

What does that gun on your hip become?

Just a paperweight?

No, if I'm defending my family,

but why do you know this?

Where do these ethics come from?

They come from Rango.

So you're demonstrating Rango every day that you don't shoot someone.

And Rango was a gunslinger.

He was a gun slinger.

He was a gun slinger.

But in our belief, he was the only gunslinger.

The gun can only be slung from the hip of Rango.

The gun can only be slung by one.

He slung gun.

The one slung gun.

Have you heard that gun can only be slung by one?

Have you read that song?

No.

The gun can only be be slung by one.

It is a cool song.

It's all about Rango.

It's so cool.

It's really

a cool song.

It's by Lil Nuz X.

It's so cool.

And a 10.

Number 10.

You shall not covet your Rango DVD.

Yeah, now

my mistake.

That's the one that may have been.

misinterpreted

as cover.

What was the covert one before then?

The covet is your Rango.

That's done.

So that's Rango D.

Because obviously everyone can fuck Rango.

There can be a lot of coveting and jealousy.

This one doesn't cover Rango DVD.

But everyone has a DVD.

It gets a bit shit that list.

It becomes a real coverty.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's part of it, man.

It's part of it.

Rango.

You reckon Rango.

You reckon Rango.

Yes, I do.

When he's putting on his shirt, do you reckon he's.

So, Cam, you have a special on Grouse House.

Yeah, well, tell us about that.

That's what he's special.

Come on, Cam.

You've got an hour special that people can watch.

You want people to watch it.

You've got to fucking

get out there.

You've got to sell it.

Okay.

And we're just

stopping Rango Cold.

We can come back next week and talk about Rangold if you want.

We're talking about yourself.

If you want to come back next week, talk some more about Rango.

I'm going to make the call.

You can come back and talk about Rango next week.

Would love to have you.

Love to have you back.

We're talking about yourself.

All right, now we're talking about yourself.

Okay, all right, sure.

Look, I'll come back and talk about Rango anytime.

You know, it's one of my passions.

Well, you love Rango.

I actually met him at Rango school.

Yeah.

Did you know that?

We've known each other since way back then.

That was like 2011.

Yeah.

The people in the comedy community are Rangoists.

So we'll check it out on Grousehouse.

What's it called?

It's called Bangers, which shares a couple of letters with the word Rango.

Coincidence?

No.

No, not everybody.

Remember, I texted you when you first announced that name.

I said, I see what you did.

I don't get it.

And I sent you back the little lizard emoji.

Can you come back in two months and we'll pick up this Rango conversation?

Okay.

Yes, I have a special on Grousehouse, which is the network that you guys are affiliated with, your affiliates.

And the show, we're ambassadors.

And we don't have Rango announced.

I come here to talk to the affiliates.

Yeah.

And the show's called Bangers, and it's me doing songs and telling Joe.

Not directed by Gore Fabinsky?

No, Gore's not involved.

I reached out.

No interest.

No interest.

Did you have a couple of questions about the special?

No?

Okay.

Okay.

Kim, thanks for being here.

One, what makes it so special?

That's actually a great question, Mark.

And

I actually don't think it is that special, but I think it's funny and I think people will enjoy it.

But it's called a special.

Yeah, I wanted to call it a show, but they wouldn't let me.

Yeah.

Because they

sound great, and I'm going to go watch it right now.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

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