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Practicing for a big gig, practicing our favorite song, Morning Brown, which you might know from the Netflix show we did.

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hello and welcome to the auntie Donner podcast.

I'm Broden.

Across from me is Mark.

To the right of me is Zach.

To his left is me, Broden.

And to his right is Mark.

To Mark's right is Broden.

Is Broden.

To Mark's left is Zach.

If you go in a circle, but I do like the idea that you're facing each other.

We are facing each other, but I would say you're to my left.

Is that fair?

If you go in a circle, it's really all

about it.

If I just slightly pivot my shoulders to my right, then you are to my left.

If I pivot slightly to my right, you are to my left, you are to my right.

That genuinely is all relative.

You know, it's all about what you consider this.

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because we want to do this.

I'm just doing a little plug for the song.

Let's do a little plug from Thomas.

Yeah.

Do you guys know this song?

No.

Yes,

I do.

Yeah, I do know this.

I do know this.

Five, six, seven, eight.

I just woke up and I'm still sleepy, tired, and grumpy like a baby.

Morning Brown.

Can you give me something for my blues?

Morning, brown, morning brown.

Get yourself a cup of morning brown.

No.

Morning, brown, morning frown.

What the heck is morning brown?

Well, morning brown is great, yeah.

Have you ever seen this that clip?

We will get to the concept.

Have you ever seen that clip of the woman who is a concert pianist?

Yes.

It is one of the most popular.

No, I don't think I've seen her.

So she's a concert pianist, and

she is doing...

She's been brought in.

Brought in, and she's doing the piano solo for an orchestra piece.

And she sits on the piece.

Late notice.

Late notice.

Late notice.

But

she did have like...

Time to prepare.

Yeah, so

she was told the piece she spent the day preparing.

It's when she performed a lot.

She spent the day performing.

She sits down at her piano and the conductor starts playing.

The orchestra starts playing.

She's going to play in one minute.

Her solo.

Her solo.

And the orchestra starts playing and immediately

she realizes she prepared the wrong piece.

Wrong

memo.

Oh my goodness.

Wrong song.

And

she's looking around going, um,

this is a real whiplash situation.

No sheet music.

The guy's conducting.

No sheet music.

She doesn't have the sheep music because she had the wrong piece.

The guy's conducting leans down to her.

He's like, is everything all right?

And she's like, I got the wrong piece.

And he's like, you got this, you got this.

Because she's done it before, but she hasn't prepared for it.

And she sits there.

She's freaking out.

It is the most any performer, anyone who has ever done anything in a public setting looks at her face and it's like the nightmare.

Yeah.

And then like the orchestra slow, like, goes quiet.

She puts her hand on the piano and she plays it perfectly.

She just does it.

And she hadn't played it, she thinks, for like professionally, she hadn't played it for like eight years.

Oh, I didn't know that layout.

That's amazing.

So she's just doing it kind of like, yeah.

Muscle memory.

And I now know that I, thanks to you throwing Morning Brown at me, Morning Brown, I am that concert pianist when it comes to fuck coffee songs.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, the reason I bring it up is as we record this this week, we're going to Sydney Comedy Festival to,

and they were performing at the Opera House at Agala.

Well, this would have happened.

Yeah, yeah, we did that months ago, didn't we?

Yeah.

Yeah, this is.

This went well.

Yeah,

yeah.

But

imagine we're going to the opera house on Thursday this week.

That's years ago.

Yeah, it is months ago.

Or it's in years.

Or it's in years.

Yeah, no, we did it months ago.

Remember?

And you got caught doing that thing.

Don't you remember?

Yes.

And you got caught doing that thing.

I did.

But I got away away with it.

That thing is a little dance number, we call it.

Yeah.

That little thing.

I ended up avoiding charges.

Yeah, because you were dancing, Mark.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway.

And I got caught doing that thing.

Because, yeah, dancing.

No, no, I was doing a Hugh Grant.

Oh, no, picking up a sex worker.

Oh, I thought you meant performing in the Dungeons and Dragons film.

Remember when we did that?

Yeah, I thought that was funny.

The Hugh Grant thing?

Oh, because we were in a film with Hugh Grant.

We were in a film with Hugh Grant.

I didn't have sex with a sex worker in the back of my car.

Oh, you're in to drive which by the way each to their own yeah sure grant wants to have sex with a sex worker

let him have sex with a sex worker yeah it wasn't it didn't cancel him

i think you should have he had a minute he had a minute where he had to do the apology to her it ended his um well it's it's a famous jay leno moment it was a big turning point for jay leno on the tonight show because he wasn't getting the ratings that johnny carson had and hugh grant went on and this is four weddings and a funeral's time it's uh maybe notting hill has come out.

No, I think it's just before me.

And he sits down and he goes, oh, and Jay Leno goes, what the hell were you thinking?

And everyone laughs.

And it's this lightly approach.

But I did end his marriage.

Now.

Well, probably needed to end.

Now,

my posit to you is we've done Morning Brown around the world many, many times.

We did it on a Netflix show once.

Congrats on that, by the way.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, we haven't ever sat down really and gone, hey.

Yeah, we have.

We did a Netflix show.

Congratulations.

We shouldn't say that.

We should,

because we just did it, and then we didn't speak for like three, four months after we filmed that show.

And then we just went back to normal, like came in the office the next day.

Oh, canonically.

Yeah.

But then we started that cafe.

We did.

We did.

And then I always liked the idea that the cafe was set before it.

Oh, okay, yeah.

Was it a prequel?

I think that was your pitch, was it the end of season one of Lovey Cafe?

Yes, it was.

We got an invite to go to LA.

It was like, we've got a house.

Oh,

the thing came through.

I've got a house in LA.

It all ties in together.

That would have been good.

I've still got to write my,

I'm going to write a Dark Tower style book that combines all of the Auntie Donna mythos into one multiverse.

Yeah, that would be really interesting.

Great.

So what I wanted to do is to change it up a bit because we have our verses that we do for coffee.

Well, the structure of it when we do it live is

we do, how does it go?

Well, we do the song.

I just can't remember it.

Well, you know what?

You just started it before.

Morning Brown, yeah.

Morning Brown, and then explain.

Morning Brown's great.

You get in a cover cream shoes, her up comes beans, hot eyes.

And then

Mark comes out, we do the fucking.

There's the twist that it's about.

You fuck first.

I fuck second.

And then he comes out and goes, that's not true.

Yeah, we didn't do any of that.

And then I say, we were fucking.

Actually, we were fucking.

And then what happens?

Then we do the little run about like

where you guys fuck dance instead of fucking.

But where?

What do you mean when?

Drew it.

I can't remember the order.

Are you trying.

Are you trying

to now?

I thought what we were going to do was like a bit of a riff.

Are you just trying to practice Morning Brown before the Sydney Opera House?

Is that your goal?

But then also.

I was nervous about the Sydney Opera House show, and now you're going, well, maybe I could just get away with it.

By the way, I don't think we're doing Morning Brown at the Sydney Opera House.

No, we're doing Morning Brown at the Moore.

But it's just still an iconic venue.

And, you know, over 1,000 people in that venue.

Closer to two.

Closer to two, but I worry that, like, I mean, a 2,000 people...

If what I'm accusing you of is true.

If what I'm accusing you of is true, which it might not be,

what you're doing here is in order to make a show better for 2,000 people, you're risking this podcast being bad for.

How many people listen to our podcast?

Eight.

Eight.

2,000 people.

Yeah.

Less than I thought.

What I'll say is, what I'm trying to do is refine the magic of it by writing new verses because there's a section that I was trying to remember, get to.

There's a section that we're...

The improv section.

We get to a live, after we do the prepared bits, we get to a live section where whatever city we're in, we impro

what we would fuck in that city.

So, for example,

when we were in

Seattle has the big tower.

Oh, no, no, I think it was in Vancouver with the CN tower.

I said, I stick it up my ass.

Is that Toronto maybe?

Yeah Toronto that big Toronto and Seattle I think I might have done it in both cities but I talked about taking that tower and sticking it up my ass.

My running gag was I refused to fuck until the actors

strike ended.

Yeah and then in England you said you haven't fucked since

that's right I haven't fucked since the queen passed away.

I said I couldn't bring myself to fuck.

since the queen died and I just I couldn't I couldn't do it.

And then when we're in North America we crossed the border over to Canada and I said, Mark, heads up, you can do the queen.

I'd forgotten that Canada was part of the Commonwealth and that they had delicious poutine.

So what I wanted to do now is do a brainstorm of some things we could fuck and some rhyming and maybe build some new verses and pull back the veil.

Can I ask, bro?

Can I ask a question?

Do you want funny or do you want like hot?

Funny, please.

Because like we like hot sex stuff.

I think we can make it a

bit of sexy and like making love and

making love.

Well, let's just throw it out there.

No wrong ideas, I guess.

What's some things we could fuck?

Like a beautiful person.

Okay.

So do you want to write some lyrics?

Yeah, just like a stranger that you've clicked with, like a stranger that you know you might not see again, but in this moment, there is just this animal instinct, just this desire between you two.

Two people in the night, two people in the night that

have needs that need to be met.

And those needs might be different but for one blazing yeah i get it i get it they

and ultimately they're happy to share this experience but then part and and and they've given each other what they needed and i got that with a stranger i got it quite a beautiful thing and i think it's the eroticism of that act of service in a way the fact that you are giving them yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah shut up um

maybe you could go who's the person i'll fuck the fifth someone that i've just clicked with Fuck the fifth yeah, cuz you've fucked four people beforehand

That's implying like a no, no, I don't think it I mean maybe in this scenario Yeah, it's someone who hasn't had sex for a very long time

Yeah, and just wants to

Wants to feel wanted wants to feel desired.

It's an older woman played by Monica Belushi.

What is the issue, the issue that I need to climb?

I haven't rooted or haven't fucked in a very long time.

Oh, that's nice.

Yes, that's good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have I fucked recently?

No, I plead the fifth.

I want to connect with someone

with.

With clicked with.

Yeah.

What's the fifth, though, when she was literally?

Pleading the fifth.

The fifth amendment.

Does that mean you won't speak, though?

Yeah, no, yeah.

I plead the fifth.

I don't want to say.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you know what I mean?

So it's like, have I fucked recently?

No, I plead the fifth.

Yeah, yeah.

But let's find some.

But what about this person I've just clicked with?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

She's just got out of a...

Oh, no, she's long out of a loveless marriage, but she was focusing on her children, her grandchildren,

maintaining the estate.

She's wealthy, I think.

She's wealthy.

She's a wealthy woman.

Yeah, she's a wealthy woman.

And she meets.

This is a working class.

It's in Italy.

It's in Rome in the 70s.

What do you mean it's in Rome in the 70s?

It's in the countryside near Rome,

about two hours out of of Rome.

It's just a verse of Morning Brown, yes.

Potentially, yeah.

And she is a,

she, she comes from the old ways.

So she married in.

She was a working-class young as well, married young.

She married young, and he was older, and he died.

But she's been a part of this world for so long, she's forgotten who she is.

Now, when a groundskeeper, a beautiful

Russian man, Russian, sure, sure, a Russian man, oh, an American man.

Oh, yeah, that's much more interesting.

Yeah.

An American man of Italian heritage comes to

Tend the Fields.

He's young, he's 28.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's young, he's 28.

When he comes to Tend the Fields, he starts working topless in the summer.

And she'll bring him water through the day and wine at night in a carafe.

She starts thinking about him.

She starts thinking about his touch.

She starts thinking about the ways that he can remind her not just

what it is to be a woman but also

of her life that she once lived she sees in him a connection to her past to her roots she sees in him a way out of this

dusty cold

aristocratic aristocratic life

i see him representing for her the life she could have had

the life that had she not wed so young,

she could have gone down this path of a more humble upbringing.

She had a cold mother.

Yeah, working with her hands, but rather she was married off to this older man and they did fall in love, but the love was always based on a sort of power that he held over her.

She did mourn his death, but also felt an incredible kind of relief.

The first time they make love, it's in the barn.

Okay.

It's in the barn by the horses and the geese.

And they watch.

The horses and the geese watch.

Somehow, the animals understand the depth of feeling that is happening between these two people.

Yeah.

And there's this real sort of like

vibe.

She knows that for him, this is a physical act.

For him, there's an animalistic urge.

He uses his body in his work.

He is his body.

That is the way of the working-class man.

he is his body he sees her sadness and he thinks it's beautiful okay

for her though it is a kind of love yes

okay that's good do you want to do that verse yeah give it to me

all right here we go i'll just refer see what comes out

can you count me here

Three, four,

two, three.

Fucking in a barn, fucking in a barn, fucking in a barn.

He said ducks.

Fucking in the barn.

The horse is watching.

Fucking the man in a big fat barn.

He's an American.

Got big muzzles.

Fuck you good in a big fat barn.

All the horse.

Here goes day.

All the geese goes.

Good morning.

Fucking in a barn.

Fucking in a barn.

It's so much fun to fucking in a barn.

I think that translates the idea very clearly.

That moment of them making love is like I felt I felt all of that.

Put that one down.

Fucking in a barn.

Fucking in a barn, horses and geese watching.

Yep, horses.

I really like that.

Okay, wow.

That's good.

I'm really glad, like, that took us a minute to find it.

It did.

But I'm so glad we found something so beautiful.

Yeah.

Mark, any other ideas?

Well,

maybe it could be about

fucking in sort of a room that you don't usually fuck in.

Oh.

Maybe some sort of scenario in the bedroom.

Yeah, for me, mate.

Yeah, that's the weirdest place.

When people say, Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?

I say, in the bedroom, implying that most of the time when I have sex, I do it in strange

play driveways, parks, public

bathrooms,

crushes.

Planes.

Maybe I.

Have you heard about that?

That's called the Mile High Club.

Yeah, no.

Maybe something about the Mile High Club.

Personally, I've never, I'm not a member,

but I would, you know.

I'm a Velocity member.

Are you?

Yeah.

Are you platinum?

Yes, very nice.

I fly frequently, hence the term frequently.

Frequent flyers.

Have you seen there's a clip?

Someone, I saw a clip recently online of two people that just joined the Mile High Club

sitting in the seat in their airplane.

And then an announcement goes over saying only one person at a time is allowed in the bathroom.

And then the flight attendant walks past and goes, very classy, guys.

And it's the shame on their face is like, I've never been like, I don't want to join the Mile High Club.

If that were to happen to me, I would die.

yeah jump out i got one i think maybe i got something a little something do you want to riff

about um

no let's talk through it yeah you know kind of like so joining the mile high club it's like mile uh uh mile high

um

uh uh uh fucking so hard the pilot died and then so

and then it's about the plane crashing so you're joining the mile high club but then the reveal is that

it's you've been fucking the pilot who then dies and then oh or maybe you just fuck so hard with another person or by yourself yeah that it killed the pilot because shockwaves killed the pilot yeah yeah yeah potentially or could it be like that you think that oh maybe i fucked so hard and that's why i'm dead it's like a ghost and it's like maybe i fuck so hard that's why i'm dead yeah and then like they're carrying that guilt and then and then uh they find out it was just boeing doing like um you know not doing cutting corners yeah cutting corners yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and it's that relief it's the relief it's the relief of going, oh, it wasn't because I fucked so hard in the bathroom.

It was because

Boeing was cutting corners.

Boeing have been cutting maintenance for years, and they don't, the attention to detail they had in the 70s and 80s, they no longer have.

Because they've been bought out by companies who don't care about the aviation industry as much.

Something about that?

Maybe.

Yeah.

Maybe.

The decline of Western capitalism.

Yeah, yeah.

Because they put share prices above quality.

Yeah, the idea of

America was the land of opportunity.

It was a land of if you could dream it, you could make it happen and you could make yourself a buck along the way.

And what's very slowly but surely happened is this idea that

there are conglomerates who will eventually acquire you and there will be no love.

I reckon just like

fucking in the plane during a mile high, fuck so hard that the pilot died now we're now we're falling

keep it in there.

Yeah

two three four one two

well you gotta what's what's going on there

Fucking in a plane mile high fuck so hard that the pilot died planes going down They're all crying now.

I've got to come while I'm flying I'm dying and I'm flying.

Fuck so hard I killed the pilot.

That's good.

Maybe can what rhymes with Boeing?

Lowing.

Knowing.

Lowing.

Knowing.

Knowing.

What rhymes?

Showing.

Also, what?

Yeah, my dick is showing.

Something about like.

Turns out it was

malfunction and oversight from Boeing.

Oversight from Boeing.

Oversight from Boeing.

Oversight from Boeing.

Yeah,

what rhymes with share buyback?

You know, they focus too much on buying back shares.

Yeah.

When it came to R D, they just didn't care.

Cares.

Cares.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There was the care.

They only were worried about buyback shares.

Yeah.

Is that a bit complicated?

Does it take it away from the fucking?

Yeah, but do you...

I just worry that the guilt that this man carries, all I'm going to think about is that.

Also, like, how did he fuck so hard?

Well, in my mind, he's fucking the pilot.

Oh.

Okay, well, you need to explain that in the song.

I did.

I thought he was fucking someone in the bathroom at the back.

Hmm.

Fucking in the cockpit.

Two, three, four.

Fucking in the cockpit, a mile high.

Fuck so hard that the pilot died.

Made their dick blow up bad.

Now I'm gonna be very sad.

Hundreds of people's blood on my hands.

Oh.

Boeing.

All right, Schelling and Boeing.

Let's get Schelling and Boeing working.

You go.

Fucking in a plane, feeling really good.

Fucking with my dick.

Yes, it's understood.

Oh, no, the plane crashed.

Oh, it's showing that it was because of Boeing.

All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a blueprint there.

There's a blueprint there.

Which is ironically what Boeing didn't make enough.

They didn't make enough.

They didn't put the care in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

About buyback shares.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They were too busy buying back shares and not investing.

Yeah.

I've got one.

I've got one.

Just play the music.

Okay.

Five, six.

Wait, I'll jump on.

Wait, wait.

I love to do a fuck.

I love to do a little litty fuck.

Love to fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Love to do lots of fucks.

That's pretty good.

You sparked something for me there with that one.

Yeah.

Because one thing we don't do, we do about the speed in which we fuck.

Yeah.

And we do how we fuck, but we don't do the size of the fucks.

Do you want to riff to that?

Yeah.

Maybe, yeah.

I love all the intro.

This is nice.

You got to, you know, I got to be able to come in.

Alright, there are five, six.

Fucking small, really small.

Fucking so small, I fit in a wall.

I can fuck tiny.

I can fuck blimey.

I can fuck a little bean.

I can fuck Mr.

Sheen.

He's so small, it's so good.

you know I fuck just like I should I love this I love this and I think there's a huge potential to fucking small yeah fuck small fuck small fuck so small you fuck in a wall and then fucking like a mouse it's really grouse

go reverse that I love fucking small it's really grouse I'm so small I fuck a mouse I'm so small I fuck a mouse I smuck I I I

fuck

real real small

I fuck the mouse in the wall

yeah

I'm so small he didn't feel anything at all.

Yeah.

Well, no, because no, they would.

The mouse would, because everything would shrink.

And then so it would.

But you're small.

Yeah, but

for a mouse.

So you, you, that's, well, that's worth noting because you're saying you're small, fuck, but you still have a relatively big dick.

Everything shrinks but the dick.

Well, does it shrink?

But you're like, it shrinks to scale and you have a big dick.

No, the dick stays as it is.

Well, that's really worth clarifying.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's really clarity.

But there's got to be something about tiny.

What rhymes with tiny?

Oh, well, stand by.

I'll find one for you.

Tiny.

You could say...

Miny.

Shiny.

Whiny.

So you guys are referring to it.

Whiny.

Spiny.

Briny?

Briny?

Well, what's briny?

Fish.

Fish comes in brine, right?

Fish swims in brine?

Yeah.

Do they eat brine?

Brine are those tiny little things.

Brine are those tiny little things.

Brine.

Brine?

Is brine those tiny little things?

Well, it sounds like brine.

morning brine morning brine well a fish would drink morning brine

um uh uh rise and shine morning brine what am i a fish drinking morning brine what are you doing i don't know i'm trying to make brine work what did we want it was what we were trying to rhyme something weren't we with brine yeah it was tiny briny we said briny um

uh

you know i fucked a fish it was briny yeah yeah fucking a fish could be briny Some of the things you can do when you're tiny, you can fuck a fish.

That's very briny.

But you would fuck the brine.

You would fuck the brine in this situation.

You're so.

Well, no, not if...

How tiny are we talking?

Because if you fuck plankton, that's brine.

Well then, yeah, what's yeah, is brine and plankton the same thing?

What's brine?

I always thought brine was a salty water that you cure things in.

I'm just looking at what brine is.

Yeah, I think we're thinking of plankton.

Brine is a salty water.

Brine is essentially just salted water.

Salted water that you cure things.

So in when you fucked something, something a fish that would be briney oh i got it i got it i got it i think i've got it do you want to just play the music uh wait a sec uh

no i i no wait no way it's wait wait wait wait um uh no no i'm italian uh

why is it all italian i was like i'm italian i love salami cover me in water i fuck real briny or something like that because salamis are cured they're cured differently i'm just trying to think of a way that you could get curing because now I don't want to do the tiny.

I'm over the tiny.

You've got to do tiny.

No, I'm done with the tiny.

We go up small, wall, mouse, grab.

There's no point for Bryny, and Bryny will be in it.

Yeah, I know, but I'm trying to think.

There's no way to do Bryny without Tiny.

Yes, there is.

There shouldn't be.

Slimy.

Yeah, but.

You could do something about curing

like Honey Lake Ham.

Something about Honey Lake Ham.

Things that are put in Brian.

I can't believe we mistook Bryan for plankton by the way well they're next to each other why did that happen they're next to each other what do you mean they're next to each other salt water's next to plankton i guess brine

you can't see either

you can't see brine well you can't see that it's salty yeah

um

uh maybe something about i got cured meats on my mindy

um tiny fuck me in salted water and call me briney

i got salted meats on my mindy fuck of mindy.

I got salted meats in my mindy.

Fuck me in salted water and call me briny.

I think this is a mistake.

Come on, that's great.

Go for it.

I just did it.

But do it to the beach.

Okay, I can't remember it.

I've

forgotten it.

I've forgotten it.

Fuck me.

I love being salty.

Oh, wait.

I got cured meats on my mindy.

All right, go, go, go, go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Five.

Five, six, ninh, man.

I got cured meats on my Mum Mindy.

Fuck me in salted water.

Call me briny.

I loved fuck honey leg ham.

It makes me feel like a man.

I loved fuck salami.

It makes me go cry crying salami.

What rhymes with salami?

Salami.

Oh, have have a have a schnitzel in Sydney.

They call it a palmy.

That's alright.

That's not bad.

I was going to say, yeah, I was going to say,

bring me a salami, lube it up, stick it up my hiney.

A A salami doesn't rhyme with hini.

Salami, haini.

Different sounds, man.

Salami, put it in my hain-e.

If you did salami,

put it in my heini.

You can make it rhyme like orange, like like our Eminem did on 60 Minutes, how we rhymed orange.

You've either got to change salami to salaimi, salaimi,

or haini to hani

salami

cover it in lube, stick it a mahai knee.

That works.

High knee.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

High knee.

Salami.

Fucking yeah, yeah, there's a salami.

Da-ba-da-ba-da.

Second in my high-kni.

Yeah, there you go.

That works.

Right.

I've got an offer.

Well, we're in the middle of something magical.

We got something wrong.

You do your magic.

Yeah, you do your magic.

I just thought I'd do something separate.

I'm going to do this.

I'm going to do this.

I'm going to do tiny and far.

Well, we got something.

Salami.

And you're going to do fucking in a farm or barn.

Oh, fucking in a barn is pretty funny.

And the last idea today close us out, Zach.

Can I hear your one?

What do you mean?

The audience has heard it.

I'll hear it in Sydney.

Yeah.

All right, yeah, I don't know if it'll work to the music, but yeah, let's do it.

So this is a three-part thing.

Did you write one?

Yeah, I just wrote one.

See, see what happens if you just focus?

Yeah.

So imagine.

Five, six, seven, eight.

When I fuck, I do big thrust, so big and fun and full of lust.

When I fuck, I fuck real small.

I hardly move my hips at all.

Oh, boys, that's really cool.

When I fuck, I don't move at all, just soaking there for the whole night.

I know it's weird, but for me, it's right.

Oh, that's beautiful, Zach.

That's beautiful.

That really is the process.

We round table things, and then someone goes off and does a version of it.

I have notes on that.

There was a couple of

words, a few too many extra words.

I just thought, you know, what is big and small fucking?

And I thought it's really about the thrusts.

It is.

It's really about the thrusts.

um absolutely well thank you so much for coming along on this creative journey with us um if you have any thoughts

behind the the curtain

it's a peek behind the curtain and you look behind that curtain and what's happening behind there we're all

if you have any ideas of verses you'd like to put in the song email sam lingham the head writer of ani donner yep um just heaps yeah yeah and you have if you have any idea for curses that you want us to put on now your friends or family um email me at voodoo magic at mark.com.

Absolutely, yeah.

I know I've been the recipient of some of that magic myself.

Yes, you have.

And there are bad things to come that you don't even know about.

And for you, the audience, there's great things to come because next week, there's another Donna podcast, and we'll see you there.

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