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Speaker 2 Well, look at who's back. Hello.
Look who's back. Hello.
Hello, Porgs.

Speaker 2 You know, it was really good to see you when I walked into the studio.

Speaker 2 I fell in love. Did you really? No.
I hugged you twice.

Speaker 2 I hugged you twice. But with some extra touch-ins.
With some scratchies. I love doing scratchies with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Some porg nipple scratchies are good. A couple of tickles for the boy.
Yeah. You're back from Espana.

Speaker 2 Had some family time. How are you feeling? Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
Happy to be back. Are you happy to be back for real? Especially because I saw you guys tried to replace me.
We didn't try.

Speaker 2 We did. We did.
We were very sad. We absolutely did.
That guy was fantastic. We found a Wonder Kid, dude.
Yeah. He's the best.
The Big C. Dynamic, the Big C, dude.
Are you threatened?

Speaker 2 A little bit.

Speaker 2 Wow. Well, did you? You didn't edit that episode.
Did you? No, but George did. And you watched it? Did you watch it? I did.
You did. I know he watched it like a sick little weirdo.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's not as good as me.

Speaker 2 There is no way he is as good as me.

Speaker 2 And he was.

Speaker 2 He was.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 we flew him across the country just to temporarily replace you, but nobody,

Speaker 2 nobody, bad friends. No one can replace Fancy Beast.
So we're happy he's back. He's back.

Speaker 2 Also,

Speaker 2 the Big Seed doesn't really know what food is.

Speaker 2 I don't think he eats. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, everything. We brought him to John and Vinny's, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And everything was like, I don't like it. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, the first thing you brought out was

Speaker 2 like a burata or something. And he had no fucking idea what that was.
What it was. He never seen burata before in his entire life.
He thought it was a dead ghost. Yeah,

Speaker 2 like an old ghost. Yeah.
And we had, oh, he hated the gem salad. Gem salad, didn't I? By the way, it's just lettuce.

Speaker 2 It's a Caesar salad. He hated it.
With a little spice in it. So good.
Yeah, he didn't like that. And then

Speaker 2 what he did like was the anchovy pizza, which is strange. He loved red sauce.

Speaker 2 There was no cheese on it, just red sauce and an anchovy stripped across it. And he liked that.

Speaker 3 He was like, that one is pretty cool.

Speaker 2 I was like, the fish pizza is good. Yeah.
You don't like any of the other pizza. He didn't like the haglitele.
He didn't like the

Speaker 2 Bronx bomb or the meat. He's never had real pasta, I think.
No, he's never had. I think it's a little too chewy for him or something.

Speaker 2 He went like this. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Like a horse, like trying to get rid of something. And then, and then the embrace afterwards

Speaker 2 was as if we were never going to see him again. Well, we're probably not.

Speaker 2 Yeah. No, you know, we do, I will say this.
We do really, I don't want to give anything away to the fans. We are, we do love the Big C.
We like the Big C. We will see him again.
I hope so.

Speaker 2 We love him. Yeah, he is unique.
He's a. We got to get him some, you know.
What? Some action, I think.

Speaker 2 Well, I mean, he's 31, one, 32, and then he hasn't had since the Dominican Republican had in high school,

Speaker 2 which I don't even believe. Do you believe that story or no? I don't think he's really had sex.
Come on. Come on, what? Of course that's not real.
He's never had sex.

Speaker 2 He wanted a vivid detail about how it happened. Yeah, because he's been

Speaker 2 away.

Speaker 2 How she ran away afterwards and ran into the forest.

Speaker 3 She was able to cut the ropes and

Speaker 3 escape into the woods.

Speaker 3 And I was chasing her.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come back here, little girl.
Yeah. It was a wild story.

Speaker 2 He had an elaborate story because he's been broached with this subject many times. People have said,

Speaker 2 you know, he's been around another guy that's like, hey, you know, you working on anybody right now? You got anybody on your roster?

Speaker 3 No, no, not really.

Speaker 2 I have sex wants in Dominican.

Speaker 2 I think it's like, it's not like, you know what? Let's not make fun of that. We're not making fun of that.
Let's go backwards. I'm proud of him because he's saving himself for real love.

Speaker 2 That's what he said at dinner. He said he wants to meet real love.
I think that's what they all say.

Speaker 2 Well, dude. They all say that, right? It's either we take him to John and Vitti's or.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's true. That's true.

Speaker 2 You are screwed to me.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It did have a feel that. Like, we should be extra nice to him.
Oh, hey, I don't want to read it. Because we don't know.
We don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't want to read about a Westfield mall in Jersey getting fucking lit up. Oh, my God.
That would be the end of our podcast. He's wearing a bad friend's merch shirt.

Speaker 2 No, TMZ.

Speaker 2 Did you see the mug shots of the guys that robbed the Louvre? No.

Speaker 2 This is unreal.

Speaker 2 Look at how hot these guys are.

Speaker 2 I'll be the judge. Is this a movie?

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