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Speaker 1 Dear

Speaker 1 one,

Speaker 2 thank you for the familiars. Thank you for the meal on my plate.

Speaker 2 I'm grateful to you.

Speaker 2 Thank you, natives, for all of the land.

Speaker 2 We gave you casinos.

Speaker 2 Cut off your hands.

Speaker 2 Sorry about the smallpox. The things that we gave you.

Speaker 2 The blanket was nice, but it filled with disease.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 2 Sorry, natives. Whoops are bad.

Speaker 2 Sorry, natives. Whoopsie are bad.

Speaker 2 We really did a lot of damage and we named our sports teams after your leaders.

Speaker 2 Love dances with wolves.

Speaker 2 Love Lassa Mohicans.

Speaker 2 Favorite movies of all time.

Speaker 2 And Minotonka shoes.

Speaker 2 Amen. Amen.

Speaker 2 Amen to that. Amen to that.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 We love them.

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 2 I've collaborated with some natives in my life.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you did great on that. channel.

Speaker 2 I really enjoy the people

Speaker 2 and the culture. And we want to say thank you.
We do love all of our native fans. We do have a lot of native fans.
We love Hmong. I know what the sound is.

Speaker 2 Hmong is not native.

Speaker 2 I understand that, but we do love them. We love the Hmong people.
Yeah, the Hmong people. They're mountain people.

Speaker 2 There isn't a group of people we don't like. Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, there's one.

Speaker 2 What? You say it first. We're on the count of three.

Speaker 2 Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay, let me think of the thing. What group of people don't we like on the count of three? One, two, three,

Speaker 2 Eskimos. Oh, what? What? What is

Speaker 2 jerks? Oh, jerks. Jerks.
I said Eskimos. Oh, wow.
Why don't you like Eskimos? They're snowballs.

Speaker 2 They hurt so bad. You know what they do is they...
They hawk them. No, no, they make it, and then they overnight, it freezes into an ice ball.
Oh, yeah. And they read it.
There he is.

Speaker 2 Come on, look at how cute that guy is. They're the best.
Are that's a girl?

Speaker 2 I can't even tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, Eskimos, they were ahead of the trend. Yeah.
That's a genderless. That is a fluid person.
It's a fluid person. Yeah.
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 2 Look at that nose. They love to kiss with the nose.

Speaker 2 Eskimo kisses. Yeah.
You want to do an Eskimo kiss?

Speaker 2 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
No, happy Thanksgiving. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, how do they tongue? I mean, that's it, right?

Speaker 2 There's no way to get more, you know, because when you're kissing, right, you can, you know, you do closed mouth in the beginning, you kind of figure out what their style is, and then you dart in a tongue.

Speaker 2 And sometimes you do, you know what I mean, like washing machine. Dart in.
Well, it's like wrestling. You got to find a way.
You can't. Yeah.
How is that working out?

Speaker 2 That technique.

Speaker 2 It works. It's pretty good.
Probably 10,000 times I've done it. Right.
Most of them have. But with Eskimo, how do you get more,

Speaker 2 you know what I mean, intimate with it? Well, they have sex, bud.

Speaker 2 Damn, I'm just out of the the kissing style. Oh, brother, I don't think Eskimo actually.
Maybe they blow.

Speaker 2 Maybe they blow snot into the other hole. That's actually smart.