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Speaker 1 Why are you making fun of Fanny Packs? You know, you know,

Speaker 1 Yoshinobu Yamamoto of the Dodgers is big into bags. Do you know about this? Yeah.
Look at his bag collection. This is the new thing.
Asian men with bags is a huge.

Speaker 1 And that's why I'm into it because I'm an Asian man. I like bags.
Look at the bag I got. Let me see your bag.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I come in here and

Speaker 1 Andreas, our producer. Andreas.
Andreas. Andreas.
Andreas. Right? I call him Andreas when he's acting like that.

Speaker 1 Take him back a peg. Yeah.
He picks up my bag

Speaker 1 and he starts prancing around the podcast room. Like, look at me.
You know what I mean? I gay. You know what I mean? And I went.

Speaker 1 And I listen,

Speaker 1 as a man, as an Asian man,

Speaker 1 I love bags. You do love bags.
Yeah. Could you carry a purse, do you think?

Speaker 1 That's not a joke. No, he's not.
Many men are carrying this. This is a purse.
No, that's a fanny pack. But I have everything in it.
You want to see what's in it? Let's see. Open up your purse.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So we got notes. Joke notes.
Joke notes.

Speaker 1 My phone. Okay, yeah, you need that.
And then...

Speaker 1 Check it out. Cologne.
Gotta have it. Gotta have it.
Gotta smell good. Right?

Speaker 1 And I have side pockets, too. Hold on.
Let's see what's in the side pocket here. That's like my wife's.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Neutrodrema, acne patches.
Acne patches are useful. Yeah, very useful.
We need all this stuff. And that's pretty much all that's in it.
Oh, an AirPod? Yep. A lighter.
Yep.

Speaker 1 And a Listerine thing for my breath. All this stuff adds up.
Yeah. You're a single person.
But now you stick that shit in your pocket? No way.

Speaker 1 Actors are, what is that? Across Asia, why are more men carrying women's handbags? Exactly. I'm telling you, it's becoming a new thing.
Look at these are both men with very nice handbags. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They don't want to have sex anymore.

Speaker 1 I think it's the new thing. Yeah.
And by the way, that's not true because their birth rate is through the roof, these guys. They can't stop.
Maybe this will slow it down. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 This is a population stopper. Now, that's too far.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 When there's a thing where you actually carry it with your hand, I don't think I could go to that level. You're saying it's okay if it goes strap.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 I don't do this around my waist. You know what I mean? I do this thing

Speaker 1 where it's like

Speaker 1 nonchalant. Like nonchalant

Speaker 1 around the shoulder. So it's almost like a backpack.
It's a side bag. It's like a side bag.

Speaker 1 And then sometimes I'm at the airport and I have my backpack, right? Clip the backpack. And I put this in the front like this.
Oh, a front pack. Like a front pack.

Speaker 1 So I have a backpack and a front pack, right? And I don't know why you're laughing so hysterically right now, my friend, because you're about to get it.

Speaker 1 I mean, it does look, it looks comfortable. It looks nice.
Yeah, yeah. It's a fashion item as well.
It's a fashion item.

Speaker 1 It's one more piece. It's a piece.
Yeah. And it's Iron Heart, which they do great jeans.
Look at this

Speaker 1 fine African-American man.

Speaker 1 Black man. You're so afraid to say black guy for a second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this fine

Speaker 1 man. There's LeBron.
LeBron with a bag? Always with the Louis.

Speaker 1 But that's a duffel bag. That's a different thing.

Speaker 1 Duffles are their own category. That's a purse.
Yeah, well, tell me the difference between a duffel bag and a purse, then. Okay, look.
A duffel bag is a male accept. Look at that.
I know.

Speaker 1 Do you even know who that is?

Speaker 1 Tyler the Creators. Sure.