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What's good everybody? Welcome to the Bubble Dubs show. Thank y'all for tuning in tonight.
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Hit the subscribe button. Make sure you keep your notification turned on over here on the bubble dub so been a lot of crazy things going on over the weekend but within the weekend you know with the with the draft and and what's been going on with my lakers i don't fucking know no damn more we We died 3-1 to the damn wolves.

Do you hear me?

We died 3-1 to the damn wolves, and I don't like it.

Now, it's time for me to do something new on this show.

It's time for me to start handing out ass-whooping.

In the first ass-whooping going to the big bad wolf, LeBron Ramon James. Come here.

There's nobody telling you to play them goddamn minutes no nah granted you had 27 points I almost had triple double you did but you did all that 1 through 3 4th floor I couldn't fucking find you when I needed you you the most, you wasn't there, big boy. What was that? Turning the ball over.
Missing three. Violin.
Bad body language. But you 40.

But what the hell you on the court 40 in?

If you don't want to give it your ass.

If you don't want this shit to bleed.

I want some players on a team that fucking want to win.

That shit that happened the other night wouldn't have happened to Kobe.

You shooting the ball outside of the goddamn bad back boy nigga who all seen that three LeBron shot off the goddamn back boy off the side of it what I'm gonna do with that zero points in the fourth the greatest player ever no points in the fourth my ass and y'all think I'm supposed to come over here and get put out of the blame on JJ Reddy no he next but LeBron gonna get his ass whooping right now. I'm gonna give it to him.
Can't take up for you no more, big boy. I like him.
Spread a child. Spread a ride.
You're getting your ass whooped today. Let's talk about it.
These layups. Nigga, you're supposed to be outside.
You trying to finesse.

6, 8, 2, 75 finesse?

Never.

Nigga, you starting to look like Oliver Miller.

And I don't like it.

I don't like to come on my show and talk shit about you, bro.

I don't like it.

But I gotta be real to myself and to my fans.

I got to let them know I don't mind handing out ass woofers.

That's what we do on the Bubba Duff show.

We hand out ass woofers.

You violate, we will demonstrate.

Now you letting that young, full of calm ass, my twin, Ant-Man, I love Nadale,

pushing on y'all up and down the court.

You ain't doing shit.

You shaking hands.

You talking about playing cards after the game.

Nigga, never.

Not my killer.

My killer don't associate with these kind of players.

They don't do it.

Y'all are all friendly and shit.

I don't want to hear nothing about that.

I want to see players going to war with one another. Right now, I don't like you, nigga.
I don't. What's your enemies? Now, let me move blame to J.J.
Redick. Now, why the hell we bring Don't Connect back if you ain't going to use him? You know, eventually we got, we trading him for Williams.
Something wrong with Williams. He got scoliosis.
He got polioparbo. He had something.
We didn't want him. So we kept Don't Connect.
But when we needed a big man, we let him go. And you mean to tell me no motherfuckers in that front office smarter than us? Might have not played on the collegiate level.
Might have not played pro ball. But I know fucking basketball.
I tell you then, I know who can get on that goddamn court and can produce. I know that.
And you know it. So we settle for Jackson.
No plays. Hey, 20-something minutes, two fucking points.
7 foot tall you only can get 2 goddamn points I bet you look for that direct deposit every toaster when you wouldn't fucking find it what's that how 3 to the wolves I'm hanging out ass whoopers today. You can score with the best of them, but you can't slide your goddamn feet.
You gonna know how to block y'all, boy. All that time using dollars, them niggas, them sad gold teeth, sad niggasas Didn't teach you how to catch ya That's why Nico Monk got rid of you

Cause you don't know how to catch ya

Ain't playing no kind of defense

You a liability every time you on the goddamn court

It don't matter who own Minnesota got the ball

They want you one-on-one

They know they can get the shot that they want That's a problem That's a problem JJ Redd Get me up I brag on you I'm gonna get on your ass You get your ass whooped today now There's a new thing on this show I'm handing out ass whoopings So if somebody in your live right now ain't been asking the way they post to act with you, hand out ass whoopings. Whether it's physical or verbal, we're handing out ass whoopings.
JJ, can you? Now, you see that we ain't got nobody to hold. And we ain't got nobody to want to fucking work.
We can't hold nobody on their team. We can't keep nobody in front of us.
But we got somebody on our bench that can play a little bit of defense. And then, though, you don't fucking play him.
You don't play him. Oh, but you want to put, you want to have Luka bring the ball up the court Luka getting ripped, nigga Four court preps on Luka He getting ripped He tripping over He getting fucking balled Take the ball out Luka hands, my nigga Take the ball out Luka hands, my nigga That's all you got to do That's all you got to do Take That's all you got to do.
Take the ball out Luka hands.

Let somebody else bring the ball up the court.

Let Luka get the ball,

top of the key, or off the elbow, let him

work off the ball that way.

But bringing it up court, he already out of shape

as is. The nigga size of a goddamn

three-year-old polar bear.

Let's be real.

Let's be real. Luka the size of a

three-year-old polar bear, and y'all know it. That white boy full of whiskey.
Full of whiskey and strawberry hookah, and y'all know it. But y'all want to act like we don't know what the hell we looking at when we looking at it.
Every time Luka get the ball top of the key, he call for that lazy ass screen. When he turn his back, them boys reaching around and ripping him.

Every time, watch the film.

That's how they know how to rip him.

Stop turning your back to the ball, boy.

You got handles.

You ain't got to turn your back to the ball when you get in the screen.

Look at it.

See it coming.

It's a double call.

Split it.

I pass the ball like you were doing the Rui in the middle. That Rui run down the middle of the court.
Either shoot a layup or pass it. I took an open three.
That's how you got to play ball. But you're not.
You're turning the goddamn ball. And you lost your confidence.
I watched six open shots you had the other night. You turned them down.
That's a problem. As a head coach, the first motherfucking shot you turned down that you normally shoot, I'm looking at you.
Hey, hey. You do it, kid.
God damn it,'s going on? That's your side. We ain't got nobody doing that over there.
Everybody quiet. Brunny over there.
Hands spinning like weed. Nigga, that ain't what we need.
I need Brunny over there on the bench. Fire and daddy up.
You big boy, what's the fuck? You supposed to be a joke. You're playing like a goddamn stone.
We ain't playing like a ball, y'all. Y'all know it.
Ain't no way we're supposed to be down 3-1. This shit, we're supposed to be 2-4.
2-2. We're down 3-1.
Ant-Man, kidding me, sir. Ant-Man at the house right now.
Get in. Get.
Get in. Ant-Man, humping.
Good. No, call him too.
I call him. No, that's my twin.
But we ain't playing Laker ball. I know it and you know it.
This could be because you Lakers could get there. I ain't saying they'll beat the Celtics or the Cavs.
I'm saying the Lakers supposed to get

out the West and they're not

due to the fact that they turning the ball

over. LeBron James been in the game

22 motherfucking years.

We up. You shooting

them long ass motherfucking

Alcatraz threes for what, nigga?

Get your big ass in the paint.

Can't nobody stop you. Rudy Goldberg,

you went to the free throw line 17 motherfucking times. You don't want to go again? We should have won that game, y'all.
We should have won that game, y'all. But we didn't.
But we didn't. Now, I'm stuck here with y'all crying and complaining as usual

because the Lakers are not taking care of business.

And y'all know it.

So, yeah, I'm a little pissed off.

Lakers died 3-1 and my pastor done called me preaching.

They called me preaching about miracles.

That's how I know that nigga done lost his money on pride pics. Should've took my fix.
I don't get it, man. Why I got to keep running into these devils? Not a preacher telling me that the refs was on the devil side.
This is what the pastor telling me. The riffs was on the devil side.
This is what this nigga telling me. Now I ain't the smartest man in the world, y'all.
Lord knows I'm not. But you ain't supposed to be gambling after church, nigga.
Now my pastor won't preach to me about being humble, but he up there preaching and guilty. That nigga would go here down from head to toe yesterday.
You want to come to me about being humble? You got some kind of goddamn nerve, big boy? You got some kind of goddamn nerve come to me about that kind of shit, damn? I don't know no more, y'all. I don't know no more.
I just don't fucking know. Can somebody explain this shit to me? How a pastor won't come to me about being humble.
But you are the rocking coach. Y'all understand the magnitude of of this why I'm going with this

and these ain't jokes

I'm dead ass serious with this

my pastor need his ass beat

yes he need his ass beat

the same women that I'm looking at in church

I ain't gonna be looking at them ho

excuse me lord

I ain't gonna be looking at them women

but I'm looking

I look out this eye

Thank you. You got to leave by example.
That's all I I'm saying Like this chick I met earlier Told me she was a contractor And that she worked for OnlyFans Bitch you selling cat Got to lie to me You selling cat Ain't nothing over there in her house But a picture in her mattress That. That damn house smell like a wet dog.
I had to throw my damn clothes away when I left. I ain't gonna lie I won't go well.
Like, who am I to judge? How I don't rent? I can't get me. God damn it.
Get me. Best $400 I ever spent.
I spent the night, woke up, God damn it, and cooked Spam. Y'all don't come from, I'm coming from, I grew up eating Spam.
I saw she had in her refrigerator with Spam and eggs. Come here.
It's just him, here I am. Come here evil.
Now, whoever in Miami selling cocaine, y'all need to cut it. The boys, y'all beat 138 to 83 today.
Make it make sense. 138 to 83.
Get the ass motherfucking points average sportsman you need your ass beat Pat Riley need to retire the godfather of my ass the godfather of taking ass whooping it's what they took from the Cleveland Cavalier tonight I don't know about y'all and And I know y'all love Boston. I get it.
Tatum, Brown. I love it.
White, love it. But what we watching right now, Cleveland, Spider-Man, I mean, calling them what they been able to do.
This might be one of the best series we going to see in a long time between the Cavs and the Celtics when they meet up

I'm telling y'all right

they beat the dog shit

out the Miami Heat

now I know the Miami Heat wasn't gonna win this series

but they normally gonna get beat like this

they got beat down

man look the game was over second quarter

second quarter game was over second quarter. Second quarter.
Game was over. Y'all think about that, man? Second quarter, game over.
That means another team out there ain't bullshitting. And the way the Cavs playing right now, the ball is moving.
They ain't turning the ball over. They sharing the ball.
Doing everything that the motherfucking Lakers not doing. That's what the Cleveland Cavaliers are doing.
So it wouldn't surprise me if they made it to the finals and won it all because they are playing fucking ball. So Miami, y'all was already at the house any motherfucking way.
Y'all already on vacation. Y'all can go fishing tomorrow.
God damn me, y'all can go hunt blue dolphins. You can go do all that shit tomorrow.
All the pile you want tomorrow because your season is over. Your season is over, nigga.
Boston beat up on the Lando Magic yesterday. They up 3-1 in that series as well.
Vanchero and Wagner. y'all ain't got enough.
Y'all got all that. Van Joseph, y'all not winning shit in Lando right now.
Let's be real. Y'all not winning a goddamn thing right now in Lando.
Another cakewalk for the Boston Celtics, even though Jalen Brown is... Knee is bothering him.
We can tell. He's acting like he's not, but we all know.
But the Boston Celtics is so, man, they loaded. They loaded.
Old ass Al Horford, he ain't slowing down. So I just look for them two teams right there in the East to come out.
The books. Daniel Toys Achilles.
Doc Rivers need to be fired. Keeped out the league.
Him and Doran, him.ora hands in the pockets having ass niggas them niggas need to take two or three years out from basketball and god damn it and come back because right now they bad fucking look they bad fucking look and y'all know it I don't hear nothing about no god damn Doc Rivers no damn mo I'm all about my black man being in power getting jobs but that motherfucker that need to be fine to do he need to be let go cause the series over Indiana gonna move on in advance to the next series which is a good thing for them as well Tyrese Holliburton

Be carrying the team

Miles Turner

I like what that

I can't think of that bright guy

But he doing his thing too as well

But yeah

I don't know nothing about this right here boy

That old Michigan Sprite

Come here

God damn I'm feeling like Hector

Come here

I'm feeling like real Hector right now

God damn thing

I got two

Them Mexicans I love them

They got two

You know why they got two. Them Mexicans, I love them.
They got two. Nobody got two hearts.
One shut down, the other one's still going. Now those niggas.
I got into the old school diabetic ass nigga earlier. They at the store.
Nigga told me he was going to keep my motherfucking ass if I didn't stop talking about them cowboys. I said, all right, nigga.
Yeah, all right. You keep not taking that goddamn insulin.
You ain't going to have one goddamn foot, big boy. I'm so sick of you dying, big and hard-headed ass motherfucking nigga.
Don't want to take your medicine. Don't want to eat right.
Still want to drink, smoke, and all that. All right.
You're going to lose more than your leg. You're going to lose your life, nigga.
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Y'all know I ain't lying. Them dive-bait

niggas whole head. Can't tell them shit.
Popping Viagra with Dr. Pepper.
Niggas, stop it. Stop it.
Ain't no damn sense. But how y'all feeling, though? Y'all talk to me.
Y'all, I'm just, man, I didn't get no sleep last night. None.
I ain't get no sleep. I didn't get no rest, man.
I'm just so upset analyzing the game and a bunch of what ifs and why we can do this and why we can do that. Man, my mind is going crazy.
Fuck them Cowboys ain't going nowhere. Nope.
I guess they ain't the same. Now, let's talk about what we really need to talk about tonight.

This NFL draft.

That's what we need to be talking about tonight.

We all know Shador Sanders got drafted in the fifth round,

144th pick to the Cleveland Browns.

Now, the Cleveland Browns got every motherfucking quarterback in the world over there right now.

But let's talk about how they called themselves trying to humble Shador Sanders. It's sad, man, that at any given time, they feel like they can shut our world down.
They do it right in front of our motherfucking faces. Do you understand what I'm saying? Shadar Sanders ain't did nothing wrong.
He ain't did no more than what Eli Madden did when his daddy did for him. When he didn't want him going to the 13th.
Deion ain't did near as much as that. But what they will tell you is Shadar Sanders ain't that good.
But on film. You mean you tell me there's 144 more people better than Shador Sanders? Is that what you fucking telling me? It's the same old tactics that they always used against us.
So you're telling me there was 144 more players better than should do Stop it Just fucking stop it y'all

Just stop it

Just say y'all were pissed off

Because he didn't come to the draft like y'all wanted him to

Y'all didn't work out

And god damn it

And he didn't talk to the certain team

Just say that

Say

Look

I wouldn't mind drafting him

But god damn it

He showed me

God damn it

He want everything given to him

I can accept that

But this bullshit that y'all pour right here

Trash

Thank you. But God damn it, he showed me.
God damn it, he want everything different to him. I can accept that.
But this bullshit, the child poor right here, trash. And you niggas know it.
See, the first thing them white people want to use is the race card. But it can't be race because the first player pick was black.
So they ain't got nothing to do with this him. See, this shit run internal.
You know, this shit is deeply rooted inside the NFL owners.

When they decide they're not going to do something, they're going to do it.

And same way they did with Colin Kaepernick.

Now, they claim nobody said to one another that they wasn't going to pick him up,

but no NFL owner, all 32 NFL teams didn't pick Kaepernick up. Not a coincidence.
Boy, I ain't played ball no more. Now, I know his girlfriend come out and say that he's still training and hoping that the NFL will give him another chance.
Let it go. Nigga, I got a better chance starting for the goddamn dollar cowboy than Kylerepernick do.
They ain't coming back to the NFL.

No.

Nigga, it's over.

We know you took the money.

We forgot.

They gave you $20 million, nigga.

Kaepernick ain't stepping the foot in.

Oh, now no motherfucking NFL stadium saw you.

Don't like, boy.

Don't play that shit.

But you know who gave them that power us what you mean dog we stay to watch them we stay to support them yeah that's what we do they give us a hundred million dollars oh we good the world ain't all that bad no more dog we got black people making hundreds of millions of dollars Yeah, it take a little money for y'all niggas to sell y'all soul. But if we all come together, we can get some shit accomplished.
We can get some shit accomplished all the way across the board, but we gonna have players, man. I ain't missing no money.
It's that slave mentality. You worry about your money when it could be everybody's money if we handle things the right way.
Now, I get it. I'm not going to get her here and say, Shador shouldn't have worked out.
I'm not going to get her here and say that Shador shouldn't have took them interview because he should. He should.
But to do him like that the way they did him is crazy. Now, it's like I say, they can do Eli like that.
Was Eli better college quarterback than Shador? I don't think so. We ain't talking about the pros, because Shador ain't played in the pros yet.
We know what Eli ended up doing. Went in two rings, we get it.
But coming out of college, I don't know that. That's all I'm saying.
We can't say that.

We just know he was a man.

Long neck like his daddy and brother with Peyton.

We get it.

But it's up to us to make change.

We ain't willing to make the change.

Why?

Because some of us scared.

And number two, we don't want to lose our money.

See, money controls a lot of people, man.

They get on these podcasts. They come around the world and and speak they talk that shit like they is and that when they all boil down to it they ain't trying to mess up their money that's simple as that someone gonna keep their mouth closed there's gonna be some ones that's talking and ruin ride but when it's time to do it they know where to be found they just like that nigga on um Barbershop that Cedric Entertainment played when he was talking about Black Power, Black Power, and they shut the door.
Shit, them niggas crazy. That's how them niggas is right now in real life.
The very one y'all praise the most, the very one superstars y'all put up on that pedestal, don't give a damn about us. Do you hear me? Don't give a damn about us.
And the ones that do give a damn about us, we ridicule them all the time. Talk bad about them.
Talk down. Try to counsel them.
We try to counsel the real. We don't know what to do.
We try to counsel the fake. That's what's going on in the world right now, man.

The fake has become real.

And what's real has become fake.

It's been watered down now.

See, a woman think now she got to get her ass done.

She got to get her titties done.

She got to get all these surgeries

just to be beautiful.

Baby, you beautiful

just the way you are.

See, our sisters done forgot

where they come from

because some of us

weak-ass men in the world

not letting our sisters know

that they are beautiful

without all that.

We are going to be talking about the for just the way you are. See, our sisters done forgot where they come from because some of us weak-ass men in the world not letting our sisters know that they are beautiful without all that makeup, without all that fake-up ass, without all the fake shit they don't need.
They done forgot it because they been told that they ugly, they not this, they gonna compare it to the next woman. But us real men, you got to build your woman up.
You got to tell her you're beautiful. You got to slap her on her ass with consent.
You got to let her know you're one. Even though you might be fucking 50 more.
But you got to let that one know you're one. Why? Because they going to keep going down, huh? Fucking up, cutting on their bodies.
Some of them dying on their goddamn table, down, huh? Because they trying to look good for your sorry, crazy, Crazy retarded. I want that.
I want that. I want that.
So these women here with us men are singing. Because they want to be chose.
They want to be with us. They want to be loved.
But we doubt them so much. And some of these hoes need to be down.
Yeah. I mean, someone we need to praise and build up and they can have a better attitude about theyself.
That's why they half naked on IG because they feel like nobody love them. They feel like they got to show their ass off for somebody to look and say something to them.
Real women ain't got to get on IG and Facebook and be half naked. Real women can dress like a woman's supposed to dress and still show her curbs and all that if she have those or not.
It's up to us, man. It's up to us men to start showing compassion and love again to these women, man.
I ain't say to these hoes. I say to the women because they are out there.
And when you find a real one, you treat her, you know, how she's supposed to be treated. But that's just what I see going on in today's society, man, with our black women.
They have no confidence in themselves. I mean, some of them had kids early, two or three kids early, and the family gave up on them.
The baby daddy gave up on them. But, sister, if you're watching this show and you've been through some things like that, what I'm talking about, don't give up.
It's not over. It's not over for you.
It's a man out there. I love you.
You and your two or three kids. I am.
However you got. It's a man out there for you.
But once again, you got to start fucking who you need, not who you want. Because what you want got you single and dying, not her falling out.
Start fucking who you need. Yeah, there's a nigga at your church right now.
Play the piano. You think he gay.
He ain't gay. He just looking for the right one.
Go get him, song. Don't get him.
Boundless and hard dudes, fake ass. Yeah, real talk.
Yeah, and I hear what you saying LeBron legacy Yeah he is cemented But It's how you going out It's the thing with me With LeBron You shooting the ball Off the side of the Goddamn back boy fam Side of this motherfucker A three at that We need you on the block back boy fam. Society of this motherfucker.
A three at that.

We need you on the block,

big boy. We don't need you shooting threes like that.
You're not carrying, nigga.

You hit two threes, you think you're carrying.

That ain't the business. Now you're letting

Minnesota off the hook. Now you say

LeBron got the highest IQ.

I can't tell you.

Because I know can't nobody,

if I'm LeBron, I know can't nobody hold me on that team on the block I'm getting the ball in the block I'm backing down to one of them motherfuckers double me and I'm going to kick that motherfucker out of the miracle whip local and he's going to hit the three but they ain't doing that now tell me I'm lying. They not doing it.
So rather damn his legacy submitted them not. But God damn it, you said you want to be a GOAT? God damn GOAT ain't going out in five games.
If you're, what I'm saying, if LeBron James the GOAT, they win Wednesday night. If LeBron James the GOAT, they go back to Minnesota and win again.
If LeBron James the GOAT, they win Wednesday night. If LeBron James the GOAT, they go back to Minnesota and win again.

If LeBron James the GOAT, they win it itself, nickel.

Now, who else on here feel like that?

If LeBron James the GOAT, they win this Timberwolves series itself.

That's all I'm saying. Somebody say I got T-Wood winning shit.
Damn, you hurt my feelings, Leo. You hurt my feelings, Leo.
You hurt my feelings with this shit. Somebody say he gonna get a chip as a specter.
I mean, I'm one of LeBron's biggest fans bro But I just gotta start calling bullshit When I see it That's the same way I call it in real life If you a whole ass nigga in real life I'm just gonna let you know what you is You just a whole ass nigga It is what it is Ain't no sense of sugarcoating shit Start telling people how you feel Ain't no sense of holding it in Some of you negro be mad at people Never say nothing No, start letting people people how you feel. Ain't no sense of holding it in.
Some of you Negro be mad at people. I mean, never

say nothing. No, start letting people know how

you really feel, man.

It's okay.

So I'm just letting y'all know tonight how

I feel about the Lakers overall.

Yeah, I'm mad at LeBron. Yeah, he had

a turnover, a foul, and a

mystery. Yeah, I know he ain't scoring the full.

Yeah, I'm mad at him. Yeah, I'm gonna whoop his ass today, But come Wednesday night, he win the game.
God damn it, I love him again. It's a love and hate relationship with me.
Some of you niggas got love and hate relationship right now with your kids. Yeah, we're going to talk about it.
Yeah, some of you fathers out there. Yeah, your dog a hoe.
Yeah, you know it. You're going to like it.
So you mistreat her. Don't mistreat your dog because she a hoe.
She got it from somebody in your family, whether it's you, your wife, your sister, or your grandma, or your great-grandma, or your grandpa. Somebody a hoe, nigga.
Even though your dog might be a hoe, you still got to love her, nigga. If she got kids, you supposed to be a pawpaw, nigga.
Still like kids, brother. What they do, you still gotta love them.
Some of you niggas on here watching the show right now, son gay. You been feeling kind of down and not.
You laugh at everybody else being gay. Now your son gay.
Now you quiet. Now talk, nigga.
You big, bad, son. You talk now.
Talk about everybody else being gay growing up. Now your son, gay, you want to keep quiet about it.
When you go, you used to be talking loud at work. When your son was young, now he grown out here sucking on wee-wees.
You come to work now, quiet as a church out of my mouth. No, talk not, James.

Why could your boy suck in wee-wee?

Nah, he grown.

He 19.

He died in college sucking on wee-wees, you know?

You ain't talk about him no more.

All you talk about is fishing.

Now, nigga, let's talk about Junior.

But that's your son.

You still supposed to love him whether he suck wee-wees or not.

You done lost your swagger.

Used to be out fighting everybody over for football games,

on But that's your son. You're still supposed to love him whether he's suck wee-wee or not.
You're going to lost your swagger. You used to be out inviting everybody over for football games on Sunday.
You don't invite nobody over no moment. Jay ain't come down because they're going to know he like this.
He still junior. He still junior.
We still got to love our kids no matter what they do. If they're right or wrong, we still got to love them.
Now, we ain't got to condone what they do, but we still got to love them. Some of you, nigga, some of you nigga right now, diabetes watching this show, I told you, take your goddamn medicine, nigga.
Not with Dr. Pepper, even.
You're going to lose that goddamn leg. Keep bullshitting, you ain't going to better keep up with your old legs.
She already cheating on you now. Lose that leg, nigga.
Your ass gonna be out of there. Y'all laughing.
I'm dead ass serious with y'all. I'm not bullsitting with y'all, man.
We all know diabetes from the most in black people. We already know somebody in our family is diabetic.
We know somebody that's a diabetic right now not taking their insulin,

not wanting to act right.

And, you know, you see them now.

They walking around good.

About two months later, you get a phone call.

Hey, what's up?

She, you know, such a lofty leg.

You bullshit.

Yeah, yeah.

Why?

Not taking their medicine.

Niggas got to take your medicine, dawg.

I know you wanna...

Don't you wanna leave you?

Y'all...

Y'all just gonna leave all this cat out here for me?

I want you...

I'm gonna be right here to get it.

Can you?

I'm gonna be right here to get it. Shout out to the Jacksonville Jaguars.
When I done got my boy Travis Hunter. I think that was a good pickup for the city.
It would be good for them now and now, man. I know they say don't let them play both sides of the ball.
Let's shout out to him for getting drafted. Shout out to my little guy out there in Colorado number five.

Jimmy Horn Jr.

Shout out to him. He got drafted by the Carolina

Panthers. Shout out

to them, man. I think

you're going to do some great things in the league too, little

Jimmy. I really do.
Shiloh, he went to

Buccaneers. That's what's

up. Shout out to everybody

that got drafted. He didn't get by Coach Prime and

his kids and everybody. Man, shout out to every young man, white, black, whatever you are, got drafted.
You know, if that was your dream, you made it. And for the ones who didn't get drafted, it's not over.
It's not motherfucking over because you didn't get drafted. You can go as an undrafted free agent.
You can walk on. You got that going.
If make it for you, it's going to be for you.

Don't matter. Don't let them put no number on you.
You make a name for your motherfucking

self. Remember Tom Brady was in the seventh

round. Remember that? Turned out to be

the greatest quarterback ever

so far. So it ain't

over because you're going to get drafted, dog.

I mean, just keep putting the work in and

the work in. If it's for you, it's going

to work. And if it don't, it just don't.
But if it's for you. It's going to be for you.
I'm telling y'all that right now, man. Don't give up.
Don't give up. Believe in yourself.
Look in that mirror. Hold yourself accountable for where the thing's going in your life.
Let me tell you something. Just because things not going right in your life don't mean you're doing nothing wrong.
You know, God chastised the ones he loved most.

Look what he did to Job.

Job didn't do nothing wrong when the devil came to God.

The devil came to God,

and God said,

you can do anything in the world,

but you can't kill him.

And the devil do everything.

Job lost everything.

And his wife said,

won't you just cuss him?

He said, devil. He didn't say never, but in so many words, no.
And God blessed him seven times more than he ever had. He lost his kids.
God gave him more kids than he had before. Lost everything.
He had more and more and more because of his faith in God. That's why I got my faith now in God.
I always have been. Y'all do things that I ain't supposed to do.
Praise the good Lord to forgive me and help me not do those things again. But you know my heart, you know my intentions.
And some of y'all as well. Oh, man.
Just keep having the faith. Don't put it in man.
Just put it in God. Put it in yourself.
And good things will happen to you. Remember, good things happen.
Bad things happen to good people all the time man guess the way the world is but don't give up don't give up so I like to tell y'all tonight is don't give up on your dreams keep pushing um like I always tell you on the show get around people that want to see you win get around inspirational people get around motivators get around good energy people you don't't want to be around bad energy people. Some go bad.
You go tell them, yeah, man, I would do this. I would do that.
And then you're in more trouble. For what? Sometimes you got to know how to keep your mind closed.
A big time, I've been wanting to say certain things, but I know it ain't for me to say. I just got to be quiet and let it play out the way it need to play out, man.
But it's never about being disrespectful to no one. But sometimes you gotta get your point across.
Sometimes you just gotta let people know, hey, look, bro, I ain't the one. You doing a little too much motherfucking playing for me.
I ain't with that. I ain't wishing no harm on you or nobody else, but you not gonna play with me.
And that how you got to be with certain people, man. Sometimes at the job, your boss getting on your ass, you know, might hurt your feeling, might hurt your pride, might do it in front of other people, might have you feeling some kind of way.
But if you know you need this job, your family depending on you, you got to think. I got a family at the house, man.
You know, I got to be small. I family at the house man you know I gotta be small I don't miss one you know sometimes you gotta think stuff through count to ten whatever you gotta do because you know the devil he's working every day he's working you know if he see you trying to do right or do good he coming so I always keep that in that in mind, man.
Don't let nobody trick you at your spot. No matter what people out there in the world say about you, they allow you.
They'll say anything in the world to try to knock you off your game. But don't you do it.
You hang in there. You hang in there.
Remember, they talked about Jesus. They say he wasn't the son of God.
They killed him at that. So imagine what they'll do with me and you.
Imagine what they'll do with me. If they killed Jesus, imagine what they'll do with me and you.
So we have to be smart. We have to be, when we see our other black men, how you doing today, fam? You good? How you doing, brother? You alright? This and that.
You never know what people are going to do. Never going through their mind.
And it's okay to tell people you're proud of them. You love them.
I appreciate all the good that you're doing. It's okay to tell people you're proud of them.
But we got so many in this world that won't. Just that they don't want you to know.
They don't want you to know, man. And it's sad.
That's why I always try to get people that flaws.

Yeah, and the Lakers, I'm in good spirits. Y'all know me.
If you really my fan, you know I love the Lakers to death. But if them motherfuckers don't win, they just don't win.
I'm rivaled with OKC, nigga. I keep a backup player.
Don't get it twisted. You watching this show, then it's being presented by Prospects.
Y'all know that. Go download the number one sports fantasy app right now.
It's more or less on your favorite play over there, man. Trash with the two H's, man.
Prospects. I'm telling you.
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Two H's. There I am.
Hit me up. I'll send you some picks.

I'll try to get you right.

That's all I can do, man. I know them other apps

cool, but they ain't prize picks.

You did. Tap in.
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type in the Bubba Dub show.

Boom. There I am.

Now, what's happening? Shout out to all my people in Atlantic Atlantic City so i got to my people in Baltimore this past weekend we can warns tour but this week i'm back home baby this week i'm back home dream come true back in Ace Town Friday night Toyota Center we can warns tour me and Mike Ips in the game Saturday night you can catch me in me in Dallas, Texas, man. We the ones, man.
Man, I had so much fun on this tour, man. Learning the do's, the don'ts, the being in front of thousands of people coming from where I was coming from, in front of 100 to 200, 300 people at the little coming clubs.
But when you're in the ring, you're in front of thousands of people, man. And the love I'm receiving from the folks, I owe it all to God, man.
And I appreciate the people. My real fans have been pulling up.
Shout out to Sal B. Pull up on me and be more.
I appreciate the love. I tell anybody that, too.
And, Rod, appreciate you pulling up, bro. Anybody that's a fan of mine and you know I'm coming to your city and you want to pull up to a show, just reach out.
I'll make it happen because I need that kind of love, bro. And whoever said that 999, appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.
I really do appreciate that for real. Appreciate it, Brandon.
What it do? Let's see, I got the best group. All all of them I don't mess around though but all of them be groupies it be hoes fuck groupies hoes everywhere so if you ever I mean you see I'm getting you one of them hoes I invite you back say let you do your thing holla I ain't got nothing to do with that yeah how do your business do what you need do what you need to do? And that's what we all...
I don't know what score right now on the... Somebody tell me it's going to Golden State and the Rockets right now.
Golden State up right now 2-1 in that series. Let's see.
I know Draymond would just... I love Draymond.
I don't know how y'all feel about Draymond Green, but I love Draymond. I love that black ass nigga, man.
That nigga, raw. Like, he don't give a damn.
He in the huddle. Like, he doing everything.
65, 60, he's a good guy. But I just love everything about Draymond, what he bring, the toughness.
And I just wish that's what my Lakers had, some kind of motherfucking toughness. All them niggas over there, suck, man.
All them niggas over there. All them niggas over there.

Oh, friendly.

Oh, I fall down. I'm a hip-ass

up type nigga. No, nigga.

Hey, man, you fall on your neck.

You just fall on your damn neck.

Bron over up picking the nigga

up and shit. Stop that nigga with a

deal, nigga. You with Nike.

Y'all come eatin'. Don't you help that nigga

up? I love you, twin. But goddamn, bro, don't pick him up.
I'm not picking no nigga up. I'm playing basketball again, nigga.
If I knock you out, I knock you out, nigga. Yeah, so what? Yeah, we got to get an ass.
Yeah, we ain't got no center. We could have get him so I don't know I thought this death line look they got with LeBron and Finney Smith and Luca and AR and Ruiz that shit ain't working can't get no damn rebound that shit ain't working JJ you want to to give LeBron big ass rest.

Third quarter, two minutes left. You come shit your ass right here nigga.
Fourth quarter, god damn it you better be a AI robot.

Get no.

You spanking a million dollars on your goddamn body?

Fourth quarter? Nigga you need to be playing like an AI robot.

Now tell me I'm lying.

I don't spanking that kind of money on my goddamn body Me? I spend 30,000 a year On sex pills Shit, I ain't got to no more Because I'm on them roasts for it But before then, look what I was putting in To the sex pills Goddamn Shit And you died in the fourth? You can't score?

Shit.

How the goddamn training

you doing?

I guess being honest with y'all,

if I had LeBron kind of money,

I'd be in the same kind of shape

that Russian was, I'm lucky.

Whether he was using steroids or what,

that'll be me

on the goddamn court.

I can't know. He would be using steroids or what That'll be me On the goddamn court Get nothing

I ain't bullshit y'all tonight

Y'all know I'm telling y'all the truth

And somebody hit me up too

Dude will you ever stop taking Roche Boy

Hell no

Put it on your tongue

And it'll just dissolve

Come here

Hey y'all she looking at me Oh you got that look in your eye, daddy? Ain't do. Ain't do.
Come here. Now, my grandma ain't got no goddamn car.
She want to ride with me, but she want to tell me how to drive. Bitch, shut up and ride.
My goddamn car. You want to ride to the store? Goddamn, you're going to go by my rules.
Now, I told my grandma grandma by jumping in my car with her little three put more grandma smoke weed The 3.5 and shit lost it on us. I'm telling them who got the weed Don't just get your grandma and we'll And we'll I don't know I got people like that get in your car

I got people in your car wheel. I'm going to jail.
Never.

I got people like that get in your car.

Be trying to tell you how to drive.

You got people in your car when you're driving.

They doing all this shit.

Bitch, get out.

Get out.

All that shit nerd me up all that.

Doing all that.

Ooh, slow down.

No, motherfucker, you want the ride?

I'm going to give you a ride of your life. I'm going to give you a ride of your life.

I'm going to give you the ride of your life.

So now, hell now, I ain't going to stop taking roasts.

Well, hell now.

If you ain't already taken, you need to get on.

If you need them, get on.

Are you diabetic niggas?

Come here.

Come here.

Yeah, you need some rest of the roast. I I can restore you can you no spark rock is in trouble green that stuff yeah I don't know what's going on with green bro he's hot and cold one night he'll score 38 the next night he'll score level nigga what the fuck going on with you and Dre Dre ain ain't doing her damn job.
She's training. Now, damn, Dre, he's 45.
That boy, I'm 42. God damn it, get up off of him.
He ain't going nowhere. He already got a baby behind me.
He ain't going no goddamn where. Get up off of him.
I don't even know no more. I don't even know no more.
I don't even know who more I don't even know no more I don't even know who the Cowboys drafted Sorry, motherfuckers We ain't gonna be worth a damn again this year, y'all I'm gonna be honest Cowboys ain't gonna be worth a damn this year We ain't And I don't like how the New York Giants Talking about how Chador didn't do good on the interview Who cares, you didn't draft. What the fuck is we talking about it for? Y'all keep saying he ain't this good, but y'all show who keep talking about him.
Why? For rape. Yup.
He ain't this good. He ain't that good, but you keep talking about him though.
Let me know right now. You lie.
You lie. I don't know.
Kanye talking Appreciate that $2 Kanye Man I don't know man Somebody get Kanye In medicine man At this point We done lost our brother We need to restore our brother It's not even funny's real talk. We need to sit down and have a therapy session with Kanye and let him get everything off his chest that he want to say.
And, you know, because he need it. He need us more than ever.
It's not even funny, bro. Like, sometimes my brothers, I know I was talking shit, but that just mean what I do, entertain.
But sometimes people be asking for help in the weirdest ways. And I think Kanye is asking for help, bro.
And we need to be for our brother. We need to help our brother.
We need to show our brother love. We need to wrap our arms around it.
Where y'all niggas can. I ain't going to wrap my arms around it.
I get a nigga dab and shit. Because that nigga like to get on his knees and please you.
And this ain't one of them with me. To each his own, though.
I know some of y'all like that. You say you ain't, but when you in jail you lay up with them niggas.
You cuddling up real talk. You're calling a pumpkin in my everything.
Yeah, I heard about y'all niggas. Yeah, but brother Y needs some love, man.
He need an exorcism to get the demons up off of him. Because them Kardashians, boy, they take a toll on you, bro.
They show you so much shit. My fuck is the devil, boy.
They show you so much shit up there in them hidden hills, boy. Boy, they say they have something like cat shit up there, but they got that far.

And I be lying to y'all

and tell y'all I'll pass up on Kim K.

I won't. I'm telling y'all, I'll knock Kim K down

tonight.

I kiss my kids on the cheek.

Daddy love you, but I got to go.

When you go in there,

shit, I'm going to find y'all.

Y'all, y'all, y'all, I'm going to find y'all Y'all Y'all Y'all I'm going to find y'all Another mama Camille Camille You think I won't Shit When I win Shit Cam Kardashian I even take the mama Camille Yeah I know you old I know you ain't got About four years left Put me in that wheel. Come here.
Big Rob, I'm putting your big fat funky ass out.

Nothing to live off me and my baby no goddamn more.

Shit.

Rob Kardashian, shit, I heard you overweight.

God damn it, you gonna lose it?

Fuck it with me.

If I'm your stepdad, you getting your big ass out of him, nigga.

You feel me walking your fat ass in my fridge, eating popsicles andudge. Popsicles all day.
Bitch, get your own spot. What's Kim Kardashian's mama name? I can't think of it right now.
I can't think of their name. Y'all let me know that woman name.
I can't think of Kim Kardashian's mama name. I know y'all gonna tell me.
Chris, goddamn right. Can you? You ain't gotta worry about OJ, shit, I'm the real one, can you?

OJ, spell backwards with Joe, I'm the real Joe, can you?

I ain't root two of them, motherfucking ass, I hope they, nigga, I miss church, hanging this roots to goddamn Chris, I make a grope.

Nigga, don't you know how, call my daughter graduation with Kris Kardashian Come here Oh my god, she's too old for him No, she's not Them organs down there between her legs Still work, come here I got that motherfucker in the cookie Me spread real I'm not bullshit I'm a real nigga yeah that's me yeah I introduced Chris Cardassian to chopped beef nigga come here with the legs you take a chip don't stay East Texas style yeah with a sprite come here I'll turn Chris Cardassian ass out and what she won't do Chloe will I got something for Tristan Thomas Big bad ass I'll put the laws in Tristan Thompson Motherfucker lie Roger done reached out to me Y'all He want to meet up so he can forgive me for what I done to him. Never.

Never, nigga.

You heard him selling out these motherfucking shows, nigga.

That's what you're hearing about.

She, mm-mm.

Never.

I ain't mean nothing with that, nigga.

Shit, he better send me a letter.

That's what he better do.

Send me a letter.

I know. I know what I did

I know I told

And I'm glad I told on that nigga

My first 48 episode

Is a classic

My first episode

Of my first 48 episode

Was classic nigga

I got a NAACP

Image award

For snitching on that nigga

Nigga proud that I told on Roger

Thank you. an image award for snitching on that nigga.
Come on. Nigga, I'm proud

that I told on Roger.

I'll take y'all

into my other side

of my house

in my other room

and show you my plaques

for snitching.

Nigga, I'm a stand-up citizen.

And this nigga

top my heart

and said,

he wanna forgive me.

Shit.

That between you and God

and your probation officer,

nigga, not with me.

Thank you. He wanna forgive me Shit That between you and God And your probation officer Nigga not with me Cause I seen your bad ass back Hell no I don't trust that nigga He wanna forgive me Nigga I gave you 40 years 40 years nigga And you wanna forgive me I wouldn't forgive me nigga I know you trying to get even But you gonna get even with me, boy I'm telling you, nigga You get the leak injection next time I'm done with you I promise you that The job ain't done I'll finish you You better leave me alone, Roger I'm not what you want I'm not what you want, man I'm not I'm not gonna be riding around Not going to my normal spots Because you might be there I'm not going out there I'm not, I'm not what you want, man.
I'm not. I'm not going to be riding around.
I'm not going to my normal spots because you might be there.

I'm not doing all that.

I'm not scared no more.

I'm not.

It's my goddamn community.

I told on everybody in the Turkish community, and goddamn, I got a job to do.

I'm going to do it.

I'm not scared no more, y'all.

I'm not.

Y'all ain't going to make me be scared, man. I'm not.
I'm not scared no more y'all I'm not y'all ain't gonna make me be scared man I'm not the way I'm living right now rock it Dizzy said no to the plea deal today shit cause Dizzy know something Dizzy got money Dizzy got lawyers he fighting I mean what else you want him to do the top flight neighborhood that's me put your glasses back on Santa like that was skip toe on put your glasses back on, milk.

Thank y'all for watching tonight's show.

See y'all again tomorrow night.

Peace and blessings.

I'm out.