The Bubba Dub Show - Steph Cookin’, Lakers Foldin’, Grizzlies Trashh!! & Dub Bringing That Real Talk!
Bubba Dub is BACK with another wild one after watching the Rockets vs. Warriors showdown!
He kicks things off with some Easter and 4/20 confusion (how y’all celebrating both at the same time??) and a hilarious joke about KFC dropping chicken-flavored toothpaste!
Game Recap - Rockets vs. Warriors:
• Warriors snagged the W!
• Jaylen Green disappeared, Fred VanVleet couldn’t hit a shot (missed 19!), and Jabari Smith Jr. gotta toughen up.
• Meanwhile, Steph Curry cooked like usual, and Buddy Hield gave unexpected heat.
Golden State’s championship DNA still strong!
Lakers vs. Timberwolves Game 1:
• Lakers came out flat!
• LeBron was way too passive, role players looked shaky, and Timberwolves hit a crazy amount of 3s.
• Bubba Dub gives Anthony Edwards BIG props for that aggressive mindset.
Real Talk and Life Lessons:
• Lakers need defense and ENERGY. Rockets need more than just star showouts.
• Bubba dives deep into work ethic, toxic relationships, and why supporting mediocrity gotta stop!
• Drops honest gems about giving to women before taking care of mama—and admitting HE needs therapy too.
NBA Playoff Predictions:
• Clippers vs. Nuggets? 7-game battle!
• Cavs will dominate. Heat might sneak 1 game.
• Orlando Magic? Talented but ain’t ready yet.
Personal Stories and Hilarious Moments:
• Bubba tells a wild story about a cougar trying to move in with him… and how he ended up oiling her up like a “baby seal” (you gotta hear this one!)
• Plenty of grown-folks humor and crazy visuals!
Reflections and Motivation:
• No, Bubba didn’t sign no $100M deal (yet)—but he’s dreaming BIG.
• Encourages everyone to stay real, trust God over people, avoid drama, and focus on growth.
Career Journey:
• Left Blue Bell Ice Cream to chase his dream during COVID.
• Talks about sacrifices, fake friends, and why loyalty beats blood.
• Excited to bring new family characters and comedy flavors to the stage!
Final Words:
• Thanks the fans for the love and support!
• Bubba Dub is locked in for 2025 — positive mindset, bigger dreams, bigger moves!
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Speaker 18 what it do everybody welcome to the bubble dub show just got through watching the rockets in the golden state game uh great game but before we even get started y'all know how i like to do over here hit the like button hit the subscribe button make sure you keep your notifications turned on over here.
Speaker 18 Hopefully everybody had
Speaker 18 a great Easter.
Speaker 18 You know, the day Jesus rose.
Speaker 18 I've been kind of complex, you know, kind of like today, just about the whole thing about Easter and NS420. You know what I'm saying? So we smoking and thinking about what Jesus died for our sins.
Speaker 18
Man, I don't know, man. You can't, for me, you can't die in two months.
One month you die more, next month. I don't know no damn more.
I don't. I'm confused now.
I don't know what's going on no more.
Speaker 18 I don't know what's going on. KLC making some motherfucking toothpaste
Speaker 18 that tastes like chicken. Do y'all see what the fuck going on?
Speaker 18 KLC is making some motherfucking toothpaste.
Speaker 18
They say I'm going to get you negroes to brush y'all teeth one way or another. Y'all motherfucking niggas love chicken.
I'm going to make some toothpaste that tastes like chicken
Speaker 18 out of him.
Speaker 18 And this could be really nigga brushing their teeth with the KFC toothpaste. Watch.
Speaker 18 Watch.
Speaker 18 But back to the game we just got through watching the Rockets Golden State.
Speaker 18 Golden State pulled it off.
Speaker 18 Jalen Green, you ain't do nothing tonight, fam. You mean,
Speaker 18 is Drea still cooking for you?
Speaker 18 Because they ain't gonna get it.
Speaker 18 Brent Van Fleet done took 19 motherfucking shots and hit nail
Speaker 18 It ain't your night
Speaker 18 Some nice you gonna have it some nice you gonna you not because a player you know when it's not your night So you need to contribute other way, okay?
Speaker 18
Boom boom boom my side ain't going I'm gonna get some rebound. I'm gonna get some assists.
I'm gonna get some steals. I'm gonna get some blocks.
Speaker 18 You can do a motherfucking thing tonight to help Ace Town.
Speaker 18 Nothing. And Jabari,
Speaker 18 what's it? Jabari Green. Fam.
Speaker 18 Fam.
Speaker 18 You got to shoot the ball more, fam.
Speaker 18
Jabari Smith, my bad. Jr.
You got to shoot the ball more, fam. I mean,
Speaker 18
your team needs you. I know it just game one.
It's not no reason to panic, but I feel like Ace Town played a terrible game tonight. They shot the ball bad.
Speaker 18
And kudos to Steph. Steph Wingo, Jimmy Buller contributed tonight.
I don't know. I'm going to tell y'all something y'all might not pay attention to tonight.
Kurt didn't even play Camingo.
Speaker 18 He had Buddy Hill, and Buddy Hill wasn't doing a motherfucking thing.
Speaker 18 So you got more trust in Buddy Hill over Comingle.
Speaker 18 Ain't no damn way. But nevertheless, Rocky's down 0-1 right now.
Speaker 18
No need to ping it, though. I feel like this series is going to go seven games.
But shout out to Steph tonight. He did what Steph do.
Speaker 18 You know, he's going to have to come back with a bounce back game from the regular season when they were Ding him up. So
Speaker 18 y'all got to understand, though, man, Golden State Championship DNA. No matter what, I know the same players ain't on the team no more, but they still got Steph and Draymond.
Speaker 18
And that's all the fuck you need. Like, that's all you need.
Like, real talk.
Speaker 18 So.
Speaker 18 Golden State up one-oh right now. Y'all already know how I'm feeling.
Speaker 18 Boy, my mind, how I'm feeling about these motherfucking Lakers last night, they didn't do a motherfucking thing. Yeah, I'm mad, but I also know that LeBron James, he likes to call it a feelout game.
Speaker 18 Being 100, if you're a Braun fan, if you've been following LeBron James over the year, game ones, he really ain't really just gave a damn about.
Speaker 18
But for me, as a 40-year-old, as a leader, the team go as you go. You come out playing South, the team gonna fucking play South.
And that's what they did the other night.
Speaker 18 i'm still pissed out behind that game man and some things i want to break down in that game do y'all understand minnesota hit 21 motherfucking threes do y'all really think minnesota gonna hit 21 threes again no
Speaker 18 y'all think medani's gonna go 9 for 11 again nah
Speaker 18 that ain't gonna happen
Speaker 18
Look, I'm gonna give credit and credit words do. They hit they motherfucking shot.
Lakers didn't hit their shots. Let me break it down to you.
Speaker 18 Rui played 30 minutes y'all 30 minutes nine motherfucking points
Speaker 18 you should have stayed in the bed jackson hayes you play 36 minutes one motherfucking point how you get wake up work out eat go back home smoke with your girl get you some get dressed up baby i'm gonna go out here and score one point who does that
Speaker 18 couldn't wouldn't it be something that we made a machine that we could put on you
Speaker 18 and it could dictate or determine how many points you're going to score that night?
Speaker 18 So if I put a machine on to you and it tells me you ain't going to give me but seven points tonight, motherfucker, you ain't playing.
Speaker 18 KO.
Speaker 18 Lakers was fucking terrible the other night. And I do mean terrible and I'm not making no damn excuses for them niggas.
Speaker 18 But I know one thing, them damn dispensary better not sell them niggas nothing heels.
Speaker 18
Luca was the only one that came the ball the other night. He ain't playing no motherfucking defense, though.
And I love Luca.
Speaker 18 He's gonna give you all the offense in the world, but he ain't finna play no damn defense. Move your goddamn feet, boy.
Speaker 18
How old are you just? Move your feet. Move your feet.
You can't do none of that, but you can walk your ass in that goddamn refrigerator 2-3 in the goddamn morning, snacking.
Speaker 18 And that's what's wrong with the goddamn world now, them damn snacks. You niggas need some meals.
Speaker 18 Bam, the bill, 14 minutes, two point, this,
Speaker 18 two and five minutes, three motherfucking points.
Speaker 18 That's all you can give me. Three goddamn points?
Speaker 18 Pad time, you want to walk in there, clapping and going on like everything all right. Nigga, I'm choking your ass in there.
Speaker 18 And I blame Bruno.
Speaker 18
40 or not, you on the motherfucking floor. I'm blaming Brun.
You gotta set the tone, Pam. And I know it's game one, but that's illegal.
Speaker 18
You go in the locker room and you tell these motherfuckers, me and Luca are getting y'all open. Shot, hit your motherfucking shots.
If you're gonna hit your shots, you won't be here next year, nigga.
Speaker 18 Ruin that house. You're talking about getting built now.
Speaker 18 You'll be playing fucking finger sons next year, nigga, if you're gonna start hitting them shots.
Speaker 18 Overall, the Lakers just didn't shoot the ball that well. Lakers shot the ball, what, 39%?
Speaker 18 I mean, they shot the ball 51%.
Speaker 18
They were just on fire from the three-point line. Sometimes when you play teams, that's just what it is.
Like, they're going to be on fire. Ain't nothing you can do.
Speaker 18 But for me, it's all about the effort.
Speaker 18
It's all about communication out on the court. And they just wasn't third game one.
Pretty sure. It's like LeBron says, just game one, just to fill out game.
I know game two. I know game two.
Speaker 18 You motherfucker better go and get it.
Speaker 18 Y'all better go and get it done, game two. You don't want to go down OTO
Speaker 18
going up there to Minnesota. You don't want to do that.
You don't want to get in, man,
Speaker 18 the notion that he got you. Because that young motherfucker gonna come out bowling
Speaker 18 and nothing and everything.
Speaker 18 That's it.
Speaker 18
Amen. Don't give a damn.
If you got a young man who says,
Speaker 18
I don't give a damn, I'm going to give you the money. I don't want to be in the child life.
That's a dangerous motherfucker.
Speaker 18 Some can get mad, some can't, but that's a dangerous young motherfucker right there. You can't kill him.
Speaker 18 You can't stogle a nigga like that.
Speaker 18 He nothing in that goddamn thing. That reminds me of myself.
Speaker 18
Yeah, but I'm nothing in Kungkus. Them hoes can't have no motherfucking kids.
Couple.
Speaker 18
That's the only difference between me and that, man. We both put in the hole, but he's getting them pregnant.
I'm not.
Speaker 18 I don't nothing get nothing to be. I'm going about my feelings.
Speaker 18 Now I'm a lady. You a pop or comedy.
Speaker 18
So, yeah, my mother said, yes, down 01. I don't like it.
You know, I like the wing. You know, I like to talk shit, but I got to be a realist on this show.
The down 01, it's not the end of the world.
Speaker 18 LeBron have been down 01 a couple times and still won the series. Now, what I'm thinking, game two, they're going to be a little bit more
Speaker 18
focused. They're going to be a little bit more physical, game two.
I look for the Lakers to come out and get a lead early in game two and just coast all the way to victory.
Speaker 18
That's just the way I see it. Benson will play better.
Danny Smith will play better.
Speaker 18
Jackson Hayes a motherfucking player. Everybody will play better in game two.
And it gets simple as that.
Speaker 18 But it's the playoffs, though. Y'all like,
Speaker 18
it's an exciting time right now in the NBA, right now. And I'm just thankful that I can just sit back and watch the game and enjoy and just enjoy what I'm seeing from Ant-Man.
Like I say,
Speaker 18
you know, he took the math last year, you know, took a break. And he's right back again.
He don't have Coat of Town no more. He got blown here, Gasket Julius Roundo over there.
Speaker 18 But nevertheless, this is going to be a good series. I see this series going six games with the Lakers.
Speaker 18
That's just what I'm seeing. I'm seeing the Wolves fans in the coming man, Wolves in five.
Okay,
Speaker 18 keep thinking that
Speaker 18 if you back to Tim Minnesota, Timoth Wolves gonna beat the Lakers in five. I'm telling you right now, you on power,
Speaker 18 you on power because don't think Luca ain't gonna come back out of game two and score 40 again.
Speaker 18
White boy got fire in his goddamn mind. When a white boy got fire in his eye, you bet you in trouble.
If you back up, ask the Indians. Come here.
Speaker 18
This is my own fucking man. Now I'll own it.
White man, I smash your ass. Don't you think Luca ain't paying attention to what's going on?
Speaker 18
Folk 20 at the crib, got his durag on, got his Johnny Dane grill in, got his ice on. He's smoking big him and Brunei right now.
Come here,
Speaker 18 get fucked. Y'all didn't know Luca Rock.
Speaker 18 Ain't he got a grill for him on Johnny? Shit.
Speaker 18 So, as a Laker fan, if if y'all watch tonight, I'm not
Speaker 18 concerned not one bit. Now, we go down 0-2.
Speaker 18
It's going to be some motherfucking problem. But right now, I'm not concerned about what went on in game one.
I'm just a little upset how LeBron came out and didn't take a shot.
Speaker 18
I mean, didn't make it score a basket in the first quarter. I didn't like that.
Like, that's like, it's like, as a league of your other team, like, man, Bron ain't even really going out now.
Speaker 18
So, shit, I guess I ain't either. Like, you can't have that.
You got to have it in the mentality of all the players. Like, bro, we're balling out tonight.
No matter what. Balls took a while.
Speaker 18
I'm getting the rebound. You setting screens.
And I'm going to get the assist. No, I'm going to get the points.
Speaker 18
It got to be some motherfucking communication going on in the gym. And I think I like JJ Reddick as a coach.
I feel like he would have them boys ready for game two.
Speaker 18 It'll be a different ball game, game two.
Speaker 18 Might still be a close game, but I still got the Lakers beating the Minnesota Timberwolves Tuesday night.
Speaker 18
Y'all talk to me. Let me know what y'all think from y'all observations of the first game.
But that just what I seen and
Speaker 18 my observation of it.
Speaker 18 But
Speaker 18 switching over right now,
Speaker 18
I seen the Bucs. Bucks lost to the Pacers.
Youngest had 36. He was the only one doing something.
Nobody else on the Bucs did a motherfucking thing. Damn, you on the bench.
You ain't playing.
Speaker 18 You talking shit. Shut up, nigga.
Speaker 18 You You shut your ass up until you get back in uniform because they got to deal with Holly Burton over there. You don't.
Speaker 18
I hate Instagram. I feel like they ain't an instagram.
God damn it. Real toll.
Ain't no difference between me and my homeboy. God damn it, me and this dude were supposed to fight.
Speaker 18 I didn't really want to fight. My heart.
Speaker 18 About to jump out my motherfucking chair. I ain't really voted, but my partner was like, you know what I'm saying? Everybody like, man, y'all gonna do that.
Speaker 18 In my mind, I'm like, yeah, let's not do it but my partner now they got to get it on
Speaker 18 don't you see a goddamn fear in my ass boy
Speaker 18 i don't want to get out here and tussle i mean i want to you know i'm going to all go fight but i don't really want to physically fight my partner now y'all now now got him get it out this way i don't want to get it out the way dog
Speaker 18
Everybody, I wasn't born like you were born, dog. You've been fighting ever since you were 12 years old, nigga.
I had, you know, I ain't had to go through all that. Damn,
Speaker 18 I was in church every Sunday, man. I ain't, I ain't, this ain't my culture.
Speaker 18 I really watched boys in the hood.
Speaker 18 Come on, man.
Speaker 18
We always don't have them instigator. And my partner was one of them motherfuckers, man.
That's why he in jail right now.
Speaker 18 My partner in jail right now, man, because he was that type of, I seen it a long time ago.
Speaker 18 You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 18 The teachers saw it.
Speaker 18 They told me, you're gonna need to be hanging with him he bad news he ain't gonna never be nothing in life and if you hanging with him you're gonna go right down with him they was right
Speaker 18 that teacher at that school
Speaker 18 she had an eye for like this and she saw it in my part my homeboy she saw it and she wasn't lying man and i bumped into miss mason at the store and i gave her a hug and i uh and i just want i just told her thank you you so you saved my life man because my partner ain't he wasn't gonna never be
Speaker 18 and and and and i told his baby mamas that before they even had kids by this side and motherfucker that he wasn't gonna be i told him all man i i predicted i tried to tell them
Speaker 18
Now they come to me. Yeah, you right.
I and you know, I said, I should have just gave you some. No, no, they tried to double back nothing.
Speaker 18 Bitch, I don't want you when I I'm like that, you 140 pounds. You 230, I can't do nothing with you.
Speaker 18
Look at me. See, I can't hold you.
230? That's a goddamn bull constructor. Never.
I'm a goddamn grass snake. I can't handle no bull constructor.
Never.
Speaker 18
That's how they women do you though. Just like my baby mama jumping online.
I'm healing y'all.
Speaker 18 I'm working on me. That bitch keyed my car last night
Speaker 18 do you hear me she keyed my mother okay
Speaker 18 last night
Speaker 18 and i don't know who told her i'm rich y'all broke that's the internet these ain't even my same my purple shirt my homeboy shirt
Speaker 18
Then jumping online, I got two or three jobs. I don't need no nigga, but you begging me for goddamn that's just money, though.
I got the messages.
Speaker 18 Making memes and everything, and all that. But in my messages, you ain't changed yet.
Speaker 18 You are dirty evil,
Speaker 18 and I'm sick of the internet dragging me acting like Bubble Dub ain't a good man, Bubble Dub ain't a good friend, Bubble Dub ain't a good father. I'm sick of it
Speaker 18 telling my go out, man. You need to be doing this and that.
Speaker 18 How you know I ain't.
Speaker 18 How do you know I ain't
Speaker 18 now? I made a comment other day about how y'all were running y'all ass together at church house on Easter. But the whole time I was talking about my damn self, I was in church today.
Speaker 18 Come here, clean them a motherfucker to jail. I know y'all see me.
Speaker 18 I gave everybody in church today a goddamn hood. I wanted them to see me.
Speaker 18 Y'all, yeah,
Speaker 18 I thought they were you.
Speaker 18
It's me. I got here early.
I was in the front row. Yeah.
Speaker 18 Yeah.
Speaker 18
Did you know, Jay? I got to hear him right. I wanted to be seen, too.
Yeah, when it passed the plate around, I pulled out a knot, too. Yeah, come here.
Speaker 18 It looked like I had $10,000, but it was number $375,000. Come here.
Speaker 18 Come here.
Speaker 18 Them is time to show out.
Speaker 18
it's time to be seen, baby. Yeah, I know how we are, black people.
We ain't never had nothing. See, when we get a little something, we're gonna show it out.
We want the world, no, goddamn it.
Speaker 18
Ain't just like no different from some of y'all niggas working at your job, working hard. You go out there and get your new car, then you go and you drive.
You can't wait to get to work the next day.
Speaker 18
You go first, motherfucker, at work. You normally the last one, but when you got the new car, got your new truck, you want everybody to see you.
See, I got it. Come here,
Speaker 18 yeah,
Speaker 18 it's okay. You want to be seen?
Speaker 18 It's the way of the world, baby. And nobody, they don't say nowhere in the Bible where it says
Speaker 18
you ain't supposed to feel good, man. You say, enjoy the fruits of your labor.
That's what you're doing. I don't see no problem.
Speaker 18 But sometimes at these jobs, man,
Speaker 18
you go and get you a new car. You peep at your job store hating on you.
Now they cutting your hours back. Now they writing you up for this and that.
You know, I ain't lying to you.
Speaker 18 It's some niggas on there right now and the one that got a new car and the job store hating on them or even laying them out. Sometimes you got to go and get that new car, but leave it at the house.
Speaker 18 Don't drop that motherfucker.
Speaker 18
Let them talk. I seen a little cool car like that.
Now, man, my people call whole time is yours. Sometimes you got to keep shit to yourself.
Speaker 18 People don't want to see you doing better than them.
Speaker 18 Damn.
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Speaker 18
Telling y'all some real shit here tonight, man. I'm not gonna lie to y'all, man.
I'm just telling y'all about the shit that's going on in my life each and every day. And I'm sick of y'all.
Speaker 18 I'm at my motherfucking breaking point. I'm sick of my baby.
Speaker 18 They're picking at me, man.
Speaker 18 They
Speaker 18
know what I'm saying. They're calling up her to my job, telling these motherfuckers I'm doing this and that.
They're telling them I'm running these holes in and out of my house.
Speaker 18
I ain't doing doing that. I'm not running no motherfucking hole.
None of that.
Speaker 18 But that's what that's the room. I have.
Speaker 18 No, that's the room.
Speaker 18 That means I'm a father. I got girls.
Speaker 18 I'm not running no holes.
Speaker 18 I don't deal with hoes.
Speaker 18 I don't.
Speaker 18 But
Speaker 18 I just wanted to get the guy off my chest tonight how I'm feeling. Let's get back to the sports game.
Speaker 18 Denver Nuggets. The fixed
Speaker 18 LA Clippers by two other night.
Speaker 18 Jamal Merrill was back.
Speaker 18 Good game, by the way.
Speaker 18 Good game, by the way.
Speaker 18
James Harden looked good. I know I kind of been down on James Harden throughout the years, but it's just been jokes.
But James Harden stepped up the other night.
Speaker 18 Russell Westbrook definitely stepped up. He had a big three sing at the overtime.
Speaker 18
I got that series going seven games. Clippers and Nuggets, I got going seven games.
Kawhi balling out.
Speaker 18 It just, the Denver just different to me.
Speaker 18 And as if they had the same team as they won the championship, of course, they had Carwell, Pope, and a couple more guys on their team, but they just ain't the same team for me.
Speaker 18 I can really see the Clippers winging this series in seven.
Speaker 18
I don't know how y'all feeling, but I can see the Clippers winging this series against the Nuggets in seven. I really do.
The penetration of Paul's or James Harden.
Speaker 18 Getting to the hole, creating only for itself and others.
Speaker 18 Spec Powder, have a better game than he had the other day.
Speaker 18 It's just going to be a good series, though, but I see it going seven.
Speaker 18 Y'all let me know how y'all see that series going between the Nuggets and the Clippers.
Speaker 18 You know, I'm really pissed off.
Speaker 18 At the other game today, I seen in the West, I know y'all watched this bullshit-ass game.
Speaker 18 The Thunder
Speaker 18 played a JV team and the fucking Grizzlies. They lost by 51 motherfucking Elvis rolling over in this damn grave right now y'all lost by 51
Speaker 18 all that
Speaker 18 fighting in the play in to get her and lose by 51 goddamn point ja i'm gonna need you to start bro and motherfuckers off
Speaker 18 yeah yeah i'm gonna need you can start brokers off
Speaker 18 because she didn't play waffle damn
Speaker 18 bang didn't play waffle damn jackson didn't play waffle damn it's Oklahoma. Is goddamn Oklahoma that much goddamn better than y'all want to know? I'm going to kill myself in this motherfucker.
Speaker 18 Is Oklahoma that much better than y'all I want to know? Ain't no way an NBA team
Speaker 18 51 motherfucking points.
Speaker 18 Literally,
Speaker 18
blew all my motherfucking picks. That's what I'm really mad about to be on.
Blew all my motherfucking picks in these blowout ass games.
Speaker 18 same way with the selfies
Speaker 18 yeah i'm so motherfucking frustrated man these blowout ass games we we pushing for a play-in to get these certain teams in and these motherfuckers don't even need to be in
Speaker 18 jason jason tatum look like trash today
Speaker 18 Pro be the best player in the motherfucker. Never.
Speaker 18 Jalen Brown done cut his hair off. Cash
Speaker 18 motherfucker case goes 20 points, no damn moat.
Speaker 18 Y'all know ain't lying. Jalen Brown ain't been the same since he cut his motherfucking hair.
Speaker 18 They got Pritchard going off over there. They got Al Pisa.
Speaker 18 What's his name? Devin White over there going off.
Speaker 18 Everybody on Boston bowling.
Speaker 18 Bullshit.
Speaker 18
Bullshit ass teams. Just in the way, if you ask me.
These teams are just in the way.
Speaker 18 They ain't doing shit.
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Speaker 18 let's get to this money.
Speaker 18
Let's get to the motherfucking money because Trump in the office right now is sitting a little iffy. It ain't the same as we thought it would.
We've been bamboozled.
Speaker 18
But we're still going to give this own chicken motherfucker some time. But my grandma ain't got time right now.
My grandma wore black Air Forces to church today. I said, grandma, it's Easter.
Speaker 18 Where I dress? I'm wearing Black Air Force One, baby, because the preacher might want to lock them doors. I'm gonna fight my way out this
Speaker 18
now. Y'all see what things done come to? My grandma wearing black Air Forces to church because she say she feels like the pastor might lock them doors.
She's gonna fight her way out.
Speaker 18
I can't even be mad at Granny. Like I say, they Easter.
I fall up in church clean than a motherfucker. My pastor had on a custom-made necklace made by who? Chungy Dane.
The pendant said big money.
Speaker 18
Now, I saw them down. That's what it said.
His pendant said, big money. When I walked in there, that motherfucker seen me eye lit up like,
Speaker 18 money, money, yeah.
Speaker 18 No.
Speaker 18 Motherfucker, I'm not donating no more for you and the first lady to go on vacation. You better call Johnny Dang, nigga.
Speaker 18 Damning, boy.
Speaker 18 Nip.
Speaker 18
Maybe I might be hating. I'm sorry.
I might be hating. Ain't no way my pastor supposed to have a gold custom necklace from Johnny.
Dang, that necklace 30,000.
Speaker 18 Independent said big money and that motherfucker was sparkling.
Speaker 18 Do you hear me? i'm talking about sparkling and all the women in the church including my grandma had eyes on the past
Speaker 18 that nigga was glowing oh that
Speaker 18 was glowing but the spirit came over me
Speaker 18 and i went after church i went to the first lady and told her god ain't pleased with your husband
Speaker 18 He making a mockery out of God.
Speaker 18 I know why that nigga will be wearing that kind of jerry to church
Speaker 18 and i'm hungry and starving i got
Speaker 18 yeah pastor come on up here to the hospital i got somebody to need prayer when he coming out come here
Speaker 18 if you know my mom and grandma
Speaker 18 come
Speaker 18 what i'll choke the dog out of a pastor now i'm not playing
Speaker 18
That's just what we're going to come to today. And that's just what I'm on right now, man.
I wanted to be the only one in church today, no lie. I wanted to be the only one in there.
Shinaging.
Speaker 18 But the pastor had other plans.
Speaker 18
When I went in there, he was hollering in that motherfucker sign up. Chain on, diamonds in your earring and everything.
Had his nails done. Shit.
Pastor had it going on. I'm just keeping the one hunt.
Speaker 18 Nigga fly.
Speaker 18 Nigga fly.
Speaker 18
New car. Yeah, he had one of them new.
Yeah.
Speaker 18 Yeah.
Speaker 18 Cat Cadillac, brand new, yep, 2025. Come here,
Speaker 18 damn,
Speaker 18 that should be me rolling up like that, but it ain't. I know my time gonna come, so I'm not gonna, you know, really, you know what I'm saying, get really harsh on you too much.
Speaker 18 I know my time won't come for me to have that pastor doing thing right now, though, boy. I'm not bullshitting, and you know, me, I am.
Speaker 18
I'm not putting anything, I'm not putting that kind of big money in the church. Like I said, I put 375, I'm not putting no more in that no more now.
Hell no,
Speaker 18 not gonna do it.
Speaker 18 Y'all let me know if I'm right or wrong about me not contributing to the church no more because my pastor out here shining hard than a motherfucker.
Speaker 18 Yeah, I see a man yo get pissed in series too. I watched that game too.
Speaker 18 The Knicks
Speaker 18 won that game against the Pistons. It was a good game for a simple fact, but Kay Cunningham, you know, what's that dude they got from Toronto with Knicks?
Speaker 18 A newbie, however you say his name, he had played played great defense on Kay Cunningham. Kay Cunningham didn't really get off like he should have got off.
Speaker 18
I mean, Tobias Harris, you know, anytime Tobias Harris is your leading score, you're not going to fucking win. I'm sorry.
I like Tobias Harry.
Speaker 18 He's a good dude, but there ain't nobody that y'all want as your leading score.
Speaker 18 But I can see the Detroit Pistons coming back tomorrow and tying that game up in New York, but it just depends because tomorrow cat might be on.
Speaker 18
Yeah, big slew-footed cat might be be on the Myron, and then them romps might be on. Like, they got a squad up there in New York.
Now, don't get twisted.
Speaker 18 They feeling good in New York right now.
Speaker 18 Them motherfucking rats just had a wedding and shit.
Speaker 18 Man, let me tell you, them rats just had the coldest motherfucking wedding in the world up there, up there in goddamn New York, and one of them skyscrapers. Nigga, it was a Louis Vuitton wedding.
Speaker 18 Do you hear me? A Louis vuitton wedding by them damn rats
Speaker 18 y'all underestimate new york and they rats them rats get them powers up there be real tall before them wake up in the morning they let them rats piss in they timbling books i'm not oh
Speaker 18 that's why them be rapping like that all day and good and i'm telling you them rats be pissing in them timbers
Speaker 18 That's why people were so goddamn cold.
Speaker 18 Pissing his timbler.
Speaker 18 Real tall.
Speaker 18 And the Mattalians, shit, them rats were pissing in them goddamn pinky little fast shoes. And goddamn them Italians were going straight to work.
Speaker 18 They apologized to London. Come here.
Speaker 18 Goddamn John Tiger had to have it. Come here.
Speaker 18 He whacked a boss. Come here.
Speaker 18
Meanwhile, y'all niggas can't go and get a goddamn job. These niggas were whacking boxes.
Y'all can't get a goddamn job. Some of you don't want no job.
Why?
Speaker 18
Because you want to watch your girl every day. I don't want no goddamn woman.
I gotta watch
Speaker 18 losing weight because you're trying to watch that motherfucker. Buckle.
Speaker 18 I mean, y'all men done lost your way.
Speaker 18 Real men go to work.
Speaker 18 You niggas letting them women go to work now.
Speaker 18 You at the crew, letting her go out.
Speaker 18 No can do
Speaker 18 so. When she leaves, you have nothing.
Speaker 18 That's why some of you men like
Speaker 18
rocking with women who got their own house and sit here. You can move in.
How you going to move into this girl's spot? And then all of a sudden it's your spot. Never.
Speaker 18 Never.
Speaker 18 Y'all been getting over
Speaker 18 on these women. And you come in you women are dumb dung a motherfucker.
Speaker 18
This nigga mama didn't want him. Daddy didn't want him.
And you gonna bring this crazy Duranged motherfucker in here? This nigga was on redlin in school.
Speaker 18 This nigga hyper.
Speaker 18 We got this nigga at his whole motherfucking house up. This the nigga you want to get some
Speaker 18 now.
Speaker 18 I blame you hoes for laying up with the redlin taking medicine ass niggas who goddamn hyper can't sit down unless they take some medicine.
Speaker 18 I blame y'all.
Speaker 18 Tell me I'm lying.
Speaker 18 Tell me I'm lying.
Speaker 18 The nigga you giving, listen to, take
Speaker 18 Rentland medicine with Dr. Pill.
Speaker 18 Do you hear me? This is the nigga you fell in love with.
Speaker 18
Then you want to get on Ingernet and lie. I prayed to God for my man.
No, you didn't.
Speaker 18 Pray to the devil.
Speaker 18 that's who you pray to you pray to the motherfucking devil we're being bamboozling in the world i know you see all these motherfucking famous people gay or king there man i'm going out of space man shut up
Speaker 18 you ain't win no goddamn well
Speaker 18 your hair wasn't done for one everybody know black woman ain't going nowhere without their goddamn hair done and gay or hair wasn't done
Speaker 18 nope Nine ain't going on. Y'all don't stop lying to us.
Speaker 18 only when you motherfucker get in y'all eggies and walk like you got two left hips then you want to come out and act like you really for you ain't for us you for you
Speaker 18 and we see it and we won't be fooled with bamboos or no motherfucking move my eyes woke now i can see now
Speaker 18 yeah i can see clearly now i know bullshit when i see bullshit and y'all see it too Don't let these motherfuckers get away with this shit we ain't doing.
Speaker 18 they like to suppress the real they don't like for the truth to get out they try to suppress it and and poke holes in the truth and you can't poke holes in the truth the truth is the truth
Speaker 18 it will set your ass free
Speaker 18 do you hear me it will set your ass free
Speaker 18 i've been laying low a couple days yeah i have been no rider home i've been laying low
Speaker 18 But I got a plan in effect right now.
Speaker 18 And I know come next week, that motherfucker will be right back in jail again.
Speaker 18 I guess we're going to be back on top.
Speaker 18 Camille.
Speaker 18
Camille. I show you how to skin a fish, nuke.
Come here.
Speaker 18 I show you how to skin a fish.
Speaker 18 I'm just telling y'all the truth, y'all. Open your eyes, man.
Speaker 18 Open your eyes
Speaker 18 and see.
Speaker 18 And you can see what's going on out here in this world. I've been telling y'all for the last two or three months,
Speaker 18
stack your money. It's going to get bad out of him.
Stack your money.
Speaker 18
It's going to get bad out of him. Any questions for me tonight? Let's talk, man.
I ain't got shit to do. Let's talk.
God damn, the NBA games got me up. I'm wild up.
Speaker 18 Cavaliers won tonight, too. Shout out to the Cavs.
Speaker 18 You know,
Speaker 18
Heat. Y'all might get one.
Y'all around might get one game, Miami. But the Cavs is on another level right now.
Speaker 18 Orlando, you might get one against Boston. You might.
Speaker 18 Man, Chero, I love you, Gazelle. But
Speaker 18
you, Orlando. Lando ain't winning nothing, man.
Y'all couldn't win shit with Shaq. Y'all couldn't win shit with Howard.
Speaker 18 Man, Sherow,
Speaker 18 you get your ass out of Galando. Like, see, Disney Word dead, nigga.
Speaker 18 Didn't it word it? Day.
Speaker 18 All that fake make-believe, young universal, person, now all that shit dead.
Speaker 18 You can build your own Disney World. You can build your own studio.
Speaker 18 Tyler Perry sold us that.
Speaker 18
Tyler Perry changed the game. What we do, we talk about him.
He's dead. He's putting on dresses.
That motherfucker done put billions in this account. He done made other people millionaires.
Speaker 18
We are our own worst. We talk about everybody we fucking see.
Tyler gay. He might be,
Speaker 18 but that motherfucker, brilliant.
Speaker 18 Do you hear me? That motherfucker, brilliant.
Speaker 18
All I've been seeing here, I want to go see that movie. Serious, you ain't waiting to go see your mama.
She's been looking for you for two goddamn weeks. Your mama needs some help.
Speaker 18 Y'all won't even go down there and see your own goddamn mama, but you'll run down there and see the movies. Who do that?
Speaker 18 Who do that?
Speaker 18 You niggas, backwards.
Speaker 18 Niggas got $100 in their pocket, but want to run down there and watch a movie. Bitch sit fight.
Speaker 18 Get you a five skit and watch it for free.
Speaker 18 That's what you could be doing.
Speaker 18 We backwards.
Speaker 18
We backwards. I ain't just talking about y'all.
I'm talking about myself too. I'm back
Speaker 18 because I give a hoe some money before I give my mama some money.
Speaker 18
Of course, look at that shit. I need help, I need therapy.
I'll be telling y'all, I need help. I give a whole
Speaker 18 lot.
Speaker 18 My mama call me, baby, I need some money. I hang out.
Speaker 18 God damn.
Speaker 18
Who I who I look like. Every time I look around, y'all calling at me for money.
That's what I said.
Speaker 18 I'm back.
Speaker 18 I apologize, mama.
Speaker 18 I apologize. I have so,
Speaker 18 so much love to them hoes. Then you, I'm sorry.
Speaker 18 I am truly sorry. Forgive me, your baby boy, forgive me.
Speaker 18 But pretty hoes with big booties and eyelashes is something that I love.
Speaker 18 And if you can't understand that,
Speaker 18 wow.
Speaker 18 And I mean,
Speaker 18 I mean it.
Speaker 18
Want my cougars to hit me up, y'all. Oh, yeah, one of my cougars to hit me up.
Talk about my, she's talking about selling her house and she wants to move in with me. Hell, dog.
Speaker 18 You two motherfucking noses for me. Who that Texan? Who that Tyler? None of your motherfucking business bombing me.
Speaker 18
I told you all that shit you like to do. You can do it at your shit.
You can't come over here and do nothing that. When you come over here,
Speaker 18 you take that goddamn slip off and get in that bed and watch me go to work
Speaker 18 well ain't you ain't let me tell y'all something the most beautiful thing in the world beside my two daughters is watching barbarine take that goddamn slip off when she take that goddamn slip off y'all i go in and get that diggy oil my bad i mean johnson johnson oil
Speaker 18 rubber all over her motherfucking body she look like a goddamn
Speaker 18 baby seal out there in the ocean and i'm the goddamn awkward yeah i'm gonna tell her
Speaker 18 i sign up real good i look real good you know them old women no you know you can't rush her you know them hoes like patients
Speaker 18 like to be paid you can't take all hoe fast and get in there and take clothes off
Speaker 18 you got to take your time with this old motherfucker so i got a chicken feather
Speaker 18
And I rub that chicken feather down her body. Got a tea.
Bless.
Speaker 18 You know, them old women, they got them tiggies when they take that bra off them hoe
Speaker 18 and when them motherfucker when she dropping them tickets drop like there i get i jump i suck on oh i suck on that woman tiggers like i'm petting
Speaker 18 do you hear me like i'm teasing
Speaker 18 and i gotta admit i'm i gotta be honest with y'all and i want y'all to listen to me listen to me real good
Speaker 18 I took one of them motherfucking roast sports. Oh my God.
Speaker 18
I don't go sell minutes, no motherfucking mo. Not with that roast sport.
I was going sell minutes for one of them gas station pills.
Speaker 18
But now that I took that roast for, I'm not selling minutes, no motherfucking mo. Never for on 13 minutes.
Come in.
Speaker 18 I'm dirty and I hand them. Look at two, come here.
Speaker 18 After I get done,
Speaker 18
I wash up. She wash up.
She put her golf on. She thinks he's going to bed.
No, you're not. Why not? To come here.
Speaker 18 Now she's second-guessing by coming over here and whipping. Goddamn, Mike.
Speaker 18
You come over through here. I'm touching your ass.
Yeah, Rick Brossboy, touching you.
Speaker 18 Touching you. Yeah, I am.
Speaker 18
Yeah, I know your husband dead. Pat gone.
He ain't here no more. Come here.
Speaker 18 That thing down there still working. I'm going to use it.
Speaker 18
How y'all feeling, man? Y'all talk to me, man. Y'all enjoying this show, man.
Y'all enjoying these playoffs, man.
Speaker 18 We got, man. Y'all talked to Dub tonight, man.
Speaker 18
You know what I'm saying? Ho-ho, trying to move in. Ain't never gonna move in.
She come move in. She's gonna be trying to take over and shit.
I can't have all that.
Speaker 18
I like the way things is now around here. I don't like all that structure and shit.
That's why I quit school. I don't like no motherfucking trying to tell me what to do.
I don't like it.
Speaker 18
I don't like structure. I like to do shit the way I like to do shit.
I got weed here. I got beer here.
And y'all spoke 20. I'm trying to celebrate.
I got a little seven grand.
Speaker 18 You know what I'm saying? I got a little seven grand. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 18 You got that on the table.
Speaker 18 So I'm going to smoke up.
Speaker 18
You don't need me smoking in your eyes. I need to smoke outside.
Freddy Parbbin's good, man.
Speaker 18 This is my shit.
Speaker 18 Now, when I'm smoking in the venue, you like it then.
Speaker 18
But now you're going to like that. I smoke.
Stop it, Barbara Lee. Stop it.
Now, my little young hoe, she come over here.
Speaker 18
I got a seven on the table. She don't want a 3.5.
I'm going to give it to her. I don't
Speaker 18 take some
Speaker 18 young motherfuckers. About 27.
Speaker 18 Bad bitch. Clear.
Speaker 18
Bad. I'm not bullshitting y'all.
No motherfucking bitch. I pay that bitch phone, be a real coat.
Come on. It worked forever as long as you call me.
I pay a phone bitch by $80.
Speaker 18 Clean.
Speaker 18
She likes it too. She ain't got the ass for that egg.
As soon as she looks over, she got cash out.
Speaker 18 I saw her face.
Speaker 18 I can fuck with you. I know you can.
Speaker 18
We're going to this real player. I'm going to keep that motherfucking $80 on that phone every month.
You ain't got to wear up that.
Speaker 18 You can come over here and do what you've been doing.
Speaker 18 Last two times, you done showed your motherfucking ass.
Speaker 18 I damn near took you down to that Mexican car lot and got you some.
Speaker 18
But I can do that before the other female and didn't work out. So I'm going to take my time with this young motherfucker.
But she bad. She's wearing them tights.
And you, oh, God.
Speaker 18 Oh, Lord. Have mercy.
Speaker 18 I ain't me.
Speaker 18
I'll be asking God to forgive me. I ain't seen yet.
Lord, yeah.
Speaker 18
Cause I'm gonna go down through there. Oh, oh, oh, dubb, don't go down through there.
Believe that? Yeah, I got two. It's in me.
It's in my plug, baby. Yeah, yeah.
I got the kid. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 18
Come in from your back. Kimmy, real tall.
Hold it up.
Speaker 18
And I'm grinding. And I'm grinding.
Yeah, and I'm bagging Missy Elliot. Yeah, sock it too.
Can I? Can I?
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Y'all talk to me, man. I know y'all been hitting me up to my uncle, getting that new deal, 100 million.
I ain't think no motherfucking 100%. That's uncommon.
Speaker 18
That ain't got nothing to do with me. I don't get the 100 million.
Congratulate. I'm trying to get my own 100 million.
Y'all hit me up. Congratulate me.
I ain't thinking shit.
Speaker 18 I don't work for that on money.
Speaker 18 I want my own money.
Speaker 18
Y'all let me hit 100 million. This podcast.
Oh.
Speaker 18
I hit 100 million. My coming career.
Oh.
Speaker 18
I'm going to buy it with Russell. See him.
Come here. What I'm holding with that, Russell.
You get showing videos and you doing yoga. Nigga, you can't fool me.
I know it's some hoes.
Speaker 18
I'm going to bite now. God damn it.
You're going to have to store a sharing bubble. I got 100 million.
I'm putting my island right next to yours, too. And you owe you 72.
See, I put hands on Russell.
Speaker 18 Come here.
Speaker 18
See, they be trying to fool us. I'm over here in Bali.
Just me by myself, just living peacefully. No, you're not, nigga.
You got 15 hoes over there right now.
Speaker 18 But Niske, God damn it, cooking you banana sandwiches. And I won't.
Speaker 18 I won't fit.
Speaker 18 Don't be a fool.
Speaker 18
Don't let these people lie to y'all. They throw rocks and hold their hands, hide their hand.
We got people like that today.
Speaker 18 Throw rocks.
Speaker 18 Hide the hand.
Speaker 18 I'm going to throw something, man. I ain't.
Speaker 18 Them the kind of people we dealing with.
Speaker 18 So just know that.
Speaker 18
Looks, what it do. Sal B, what it do.
Gerald Foster, what it do?
Speaker 18 Yeah, I mean, like I say,
Speaker 18
Lakers lost game one. I was pissed off, but it's game one.
That series don't go six games for me. I feel like the Lakers will pull this
Speaker 18
series out. But let's enjoy it, though, for the moment.
I was just upset with Jackson Hayes and them playing all these minutes, Rui playing all these minutes. The bench ain't gave us shit.
Speaker 18 The bench ain't gave us shit.
Speaker 18
Ain't gave a shit. I'm not worried about Brun.
I'm not. He thought he was cool.
I get it. 40 years old.
I'm not worried about next game. He's going to give me a 25.
Speaker 18 He probably going to give me a triple double. Luca, I just need you to slide your goddamn feet, baby.
Speaker 18
I just need you to slide your goddamn feet. Now, I am told, Brunny, get you off the illica and get you back on sativa.
I don't know what taking them so damn long.
Speaker 18 But they illica is not good for Luca. You got to give him sativa, baby.
Speaker 18 So I got to tell my people in Chicago.
Speaker 18 Man, I went to herald chicken the other night, man. So many people in there showed me so much love, man.
Speaker 18 Miss a lot of love in Chicago, man. I know what the news put out there, despite the killings, there's killings everywhere.
Speaker 18 But there's some real genuine down-to-earth people in chicago and personally man from from me and my team man we we we thank y'all man we have a soul out so with the weed of warrants tour
Speaker 18 man the energy the vibe was just
Speaker 18 it can't even explain this man but it was and shout out to mike gills for bringing all us back on stage at the uh end of the night
Speaker 18 uh appreciate totally robbers all the love and knowledge and that you sharing with me as well as mike mike done put me on his wing and i mean just i'm just appreciative of everything man they they ain't got to do this they could be in their own ways or they could feel how they feel that they went through certain things on their journey and they and they come in career and and they had to grind and grind and grind and to get to where they get to and some of us people come up off the internet we're gonna have to go through that per se they could feel some kind of way or
Speaker 18
but they you know They not. They, bro, I'm gonna tell you something.
Let me show you this. Let me show you that.
Like, this is how you can do this. This is how you can do that and
Speaker 18 it just helps me go a long ways man and i appreciate all the help that's why i try to give people knowledge who hit me up and talk to me about certain things i try to give them the knowledge um
Speaker 18 i don't want to take this knowledge with me when i die i just want to apply it uh and be the best comedian i could be and you know and i'll tell anybody this man you got to be consistent
Speaker 18
You have to be consistent. You have to be reliable.
You have to be at every show. I ain't miss no shows.
I ain't never been late. Thank God.
I'm on time.
Speaker 18 I'm 45 minutes to an hour there before every show.
Speaker 18 And, you know,
Speaker 18 I pretty much
Speaker 18
stay in myself, man. It's not that I'm anti-social.
I get staking myself. I'm just in my, I'm in my zone.
I'm grinding. I'm focused.
And I want to win. And
Speaker 18 I know distractions are out there. And I try to stay away from distractions as much as
Speaker 18 I can
Speaker 18 and focus on going out there and giving the fans the best show that I can give them. And I'm shout out to Blake the promoter at BMN shows
Speaker 18 for the
Speaker 18 opportunity that they gave me. And I'm taking full advantage of this shit.
Speaker 18 And most of all, shout out to all my fans, too, who hitting my DM and hitting my comments and telling me y'all came to the show, y'all loved it. Man, that goes a long way with me.
Speaker 18 Continuing to tell the people about my podcast as well.
Speaker 18 You know, we're trying to get the numbers up.
Speaker 18 You know,
Speaker 18
you get entertainment over here, man. You get love over here.
You get your flowers over here. You know what I'm saying? Anybody that's in my DM and comments right now,
Speaker 18
you doing your thing. Ain't got here for the community or whatever it is you're doing.
You got a promotion at your job. Whatever it is, congratulations to you.
It's love.
Speaker 18 Keep being a good person.
Speaker 18 Don't let bad energy or bad people around you bring you down or you're only good at your circle. um
Speaker 18 and you know god will make a way at the end of the day god will make a way it's not our way it's his way uh man gonna let you down so never put your faith in man always put your faith in god never put your faith in a woman never put it in god man leave it like leave leave it up to god man don't be somebody do you wrong don't be trying to do them wrong you let god handle that man
Speaker 18 And, you know, it might seem like it take forever, but you let the good Lord deal with these people, man. You keep doing what you're doing, especially if you got a family.
Speaker 18
Don't let nobody trick you out your spot. You keep doing what you're doing.
They may call you a punk. They may call you a coward, but you keep walking away until you can't walk no more.
Speaker 18
I know it hurt. It's pride out here, man.
Ego. Pride and ego is a reason why a lot of people did.
Speaker 18
A lot of people could still be here if they just walked off. And I listened to that little old thing.
Are you going to let him do you like that? Are you going to let her do you like that?
Speaker 18 Sometimes you got to keep it moving. You got to get some bigger purpose in life and then showing out or or going, grabbing a gun or whatever it is to hurt someone.
Speaker 18
There's more life than that. You got to know that.
You got to understand that even when shit ain't going right in your life and you're on the edge, you got to know is tomorrow.
Speaker 18 If I lord, let me see the next day, it could be better. Or
Speaker 18
I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to give up.
I'm going to keep pushing. And that's the approach you got to have out here, man.
Speaker 18 And I know it's hard.
Speaker 18 Trust me. I know.
Speaker 18 I know it's hard, but
Speaker 18
you can do it. And it's people who've been doing it.
Situations are worse than yours, and they making shit happen. Here you is crying and complaining.
And I just don't know.
Speaker 18 You ain't went through half the shit these people going through right now, man.
Speaker 18
So ain't no giving up. Ain't no quitting.
Ain't no doing none of that shit. We're going to get better.
Lord Legacy next day, we're going to be better than what we was today.
Speaker 18
Yeah, that's what we're doing. That's how we rocking in 2025, baby.
Yeah, we're going to be if it's torn down, we're going to build it up. Yeah, that investing you want to do, you go ahead and invest.
Speaker 18
Yeah, yeah, ain't no waiting on that shit. We're gonna learn it, get the resources, okay.
Next move, plan, attack. That's what we're doing.
Speaker 18
That's what we're doing, man. Any questions for me? Let me know.
Talk to me.
Speaker 18
I'm open for any questions. Talk to your boy, man.
Yeah. Is it shit rigged? It could be rigged, bro.
I'm not going to say it ain't. You know, as this city is above, I pay Greg.
I tell you that.
Speaker 18 If it's rigged,
Speaker 18 it's rigged, you know.
Speaker 18
It is what it is. But I'm going to keep watching this rigged shit.
It's entertainment for me. It keeps me from going crazy or going insane.
Speaker 18 When shit ain't going right in my life, I can tune into these sports. I can watch sports and
Speaker 18
talk my shit and make my videos with y'all because I know y'all be feeling how I be feeling. So I'm just going to, you know, that's my comedy.
It's the truth.
Speaker 18
I'm going to tell you how I'm feeling, man. I ain't hiding shit back.
I ain't sugarcoat shit. I'm going to let you know what it is.
And I feel
Speaker 18 we live in a world sometimes where we don't say nothing
Speaker 18 we let go
Speaker 18 and sometimes you need to tell a motherfucker that like a lot of you being these female faces your breasts stank
Speaker 18 sometimes it ain't that she just didn't want to with you your breast man like straight ass boy
Speaker 18 got sometimes you got to do that breath check man it's okay
Speaker 18 and get your shit right for you jumping this female you know what i'm saying like get your shit right bro yeah like i ain't trying to holler no female look at my edge up turtle
Speaker 18 and you just give me some pussy with an edge up like this trash
Speaker 18 i got to get my right
Speaker 18 do you hear me i got to get my right i've been going to who got good eyes and they can't edge me up i'm looking for a blind bar
Speaker 18
I'm looking for a goddamn blind barber to edge me up. He can't do no worse than what these niggas already been doing.
When did you know you was walking in your purpose?
Speaker 18 When I knew I was walking in my purpose bro
Speaker 18 was it six half seven years ago bro when during covet i quit my job at blueberry ice cream
Speaker 18 and i took off during covet
Speaker 18 like when was shut down
Speaker 18 i took off that's when i knew then this
Speaker 18
this this was it was for me it was destined it was meant for me my drive my my energy my love everything was about comedy. It was just stand-up comedy for me, bro.
I want to be one of them ones, bro.
Speaker 18
Like, I literally just want to do this shit. So, that's when I really knew I was walking in my purples.
That's when I knew I was a bad mother.
Speaker 18 As long as I continued to stay consistent and work and never get too high, never get too low, or never get to the point where I think I'm better than everybody other than that.
Speaker 18 I knew then.
Speaker 18 And man,
Speaker 18
it's been fun doing what I'm doing. I'm enjoying it.
I'm growing. I'm getting better each and every day.
Speaker 18 And now I'm around these people.
Speaker 18 I'm able to sit back and reflect the journey. It ain't been that long, seven years, but it's been long
Speaker 18 being away from my kids, my fam. And,
Speaker 18
you know, you miss a lot of family functions during this shit. Yeah, you getting the money, but.
Sometimes we be need, you know what I'm saying? We need our people around us, man.
Speaker 18 But sometimes the people that you want around you, they hate us. Like, honestly,
Speaker 18
they don't want you in this situation, but you in this situation. And they're not happy for you.
So that shit could be draining. So I try to stay away from draining ass people and
Speaker 18
evil-minded people. I try to stay away from them folks.
I'd rather go over here with these people who want to see me win. I want to see them win.
And we work.
Speaker 18 I work, bro.
Speaker 18 I do these podcasts uh i do these shows bro my mind's constantly racing on to the next thing um you know i'm just trying to get in position to help the next man man because that's what it's about i mean i think that was brother malcolm and martin would want you know for us to to continue to help our own kind as well um
Speaker 18 but you're never gonna do nothing in this world by yourself you're gonna you're gonna need some help whether it's white people whether it's mexicans asians whoever you're going to need some help.
Speaker 18 You can't do it by yourself, but what you can do, you can do it with integrity. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 18
You do it with morals. And that's all you can ask at the end of the day.
I don't judge nobody for what they do, how they do it, how they got there. It's their business.
Speaker 18 But I stand on principles and morals around here.
Speaker 18 Have I lost any partners since I became successful? Absolutely. I lost partners, lost friends that I thought I had friends.
Speaker 18 And it just business, man, at the end of the day.
Speaker 18
It's some things I wish I could have done differently. Hell yeah.
I wish there's some shit I could have done differently.
Speaker 18 But
Speaker 18 at the end of the day, man,
Speaker 18
Tupac and them said that, man, success, brain greed, it does. And some people might not look at you the same no more.
It's not that you even done nothing. They just look at you different.
Speaker 18
They might see you with this person or that person. And he changed.
He just saying,
Speaker 18
his haircut different. You know what I'm saying? He wearing different clothes, different shoes.
People start to judge you. And sometimes the weight of that world could be on your shoulders.
Speaker 18 Like, man, I was,
Speaker 18 we ain't cool like we used to. We ain't close.
Speaker 18
And I guess the devil. So I just try to stay out of that shit and just keep working, put my mind into something else.
Because that's the evil. It's the evil working.
So I try to stay away from that.
Speaker 18 But yeah, I lost some friends behind being successful.
Speaker 18 But
Speaker 18 that's life. God gonna
Speaker 18 weave out the fake
Speaker 18 and,
Speaker 18 you know,
Speaker 18
and the rest is gonna be what it is. But I ain't got no damn regrets.
I'm growing, man.
Speaker 18
I ain't got time for all that shit right now, man. Like I said, I got a purpose.
I got a job to do.
Speaker 18
And damn it, I'm going to do it. I'm not letting nobody get in my way.
I don't care what people say about me.
Speaker 18
At this point in my life, I don't give a damn what they say about me. I'm a workaholic, ain't nobody gave me shit.
I work for everything.
Speaker 18
Hell yeah, family members get jealous. I got family members jealous of me right now.
I mean, that's real motherfucking talk per jealous. And they ain't got nothing to be jealous of.
Speaker 18
We got the same blood running through our blood. They got the same 24 hours in the day I got.
But they jealous, but they shouldn't be. I'm not that type.
I'm not, I don't be capping.
Speaker 18 I don't be stunning.
Speaker 18 I can,
Speaker 18 But that ain't me.
Speaker 18 I want them to have what I got or more.
Speaker 18 Like, man, this shit ain't mean shit. I'm going to be dead tomorrow.
Speaker 18
I don't care about this shit. They care about it.
They want that status. Like,
Speaker 18 this is the status, man.
Speaker 18 That shit don't mean shit to me. Sad, sad be.
Speaker 18 And I think sometimes as family members, we get caught up in this shit. Y'all see somebody growing and
Speaker 18
here and there. And y'all be thinking, man, I should be right there with that nigga.
But the whole time you was right there talking about a nigga, though.
Speaker 18 But But you think you should be right here with me? Never
Speaker 18 blood don't make you family. Family, loyalty, do man.
Speaker 18 So you we could be blood cousins, but if you ain't been keeping the 100, I'd rather bring somebody up here who ain't family that's been keeping the 100 the whole time with me. That's me.
Speaker 18 Hey, blood shit means nothing to me.
Speaker 18
Them niggas be the worst ones. Real.
Smiling. I love that nigga.
As soon as they turn it back, going to put a blade in you.
Speaker 18 So I just love him from a distance. That's all.
Speaker 18 I love them from a distance. That's just my mind frame.
Speaker 18 And,
Speaker 18
you know, some of y'all ain't never met me. Like, we all strangers internet.
But y'all be showing me so much love, man. I got met so many real niggas off this internet who just want to see me win.
Speaker 18
That's why when I see y'all, I take pictures with y'all. I hug y'all.
I say my famous trash. I'll be tired in the motherfucker sometime, y'all.
I get tired of saying that trash shit. Like,
Speaker 18 but y'all be wanting me to jump on the videos
Speaker 18
in case y'all don't know. That's that's my money makeup, my trash.
I could really charge for that,
Speaker 18 and but I don't. I
Speaker 18 because
Speaker 18
y'all the reason why I met besides God, y'all the reason why I met. That's why I take the time out to do that with y'all, and I love doing it.
And I'm not gonna change that shit.
Speaker 18 What made you get into Steiner Company? What were some things you could do different?
Speaker 18 There's a whole lot of things I could do different. There's some things that I'm going to start tapping into.
Speaker 18 Like
Speaker 18 characters on stage that I'm going to tap into that I haven't started doing yet. Just the growth and me just
Speaker 18 being more confident in myself to get out of my cell and start doing certain things and just keep adding
Speaker 18 and adding, you know,
Speaker 18 to my arsenal.
Speaker 18 And y'all ain't seen
Speaker 18
what all I'm capable of and what I can do. Y'all ain't seen it yet.
Like, I got so much layers to me. I got characters of my family members that I can start doing my uncles.
Speaker 18 Like, y'all think I'm funny and crazy, man.
Speaker 18 My whole family, they've passed away now, but the people back home watching really know me, Jerry Morgan, me, they'll tell you about my family and how they really are.
Speaker 18 I I ain't even tapped into the shit, the characters of them and how they act and they mannerisms. And
Speaker 18 like,
Speaker 18
I got a cousin, man. He's in jail right now.
His name is
Speaker 18 Dimitch. We call him Dimbo.
Speaker 18 I love your family locked up.
Speaker 18
He just are funny, naturally motherfucker. Now, he ain't got the acting skills I got, but just straight up, just raw comedy.
That nigga, him.
Speaker 18 I've taught my him.
Speaker 18 Like,
Speaker 18 y'all and don't
Speaker 18 him
Speaker 18 he's him so it's just it's all in my family but what i am i'm i'm all of them in one
Speaker 18 if that makes sense i i take everything from what i've seen and them and how they act and all that and i make it all in one in me
Speaker 18 and i'm just gonna get started giving the world that especially on stage when i come off this tour we go on't go back into my um
Speaker 18 on tour myself more intimate tour y'all start start seeing more content, more material
Speaker 18
of the characters that I got that I'm figuring to start displaying for y'all, man. But it's a whole lot of shit I could have done different.
I'm too, I feel like I'm too,
Speaker 18
and it gets who I am. Maybe I'm too nazible with God sometimes.
It's certain people that shouldn't be around me.
Speaker 18 It's certain people I shouldn't even associate with, but I do.
Speaker 18 I have a bad,
Speaker 18 I don't know how to cut people off.
Speaker 18 I feel like if I cut people off, I get bad look or bad karma. So certain people will be around me for a while and I just wait till they just,
Speaker 18 they don't come around no more.
Speaker 18 And I got to get out of that. I got to start
Speaker 18 just cutting motherfuckers out and
Speaker 18
not feeling bad and sorry about it. So that's some shit I could do different.
But right now,
Speaker 18 I'm just going to stay motivated and keep working. That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 18
Man, I ain't on them packs no more, man. You know, them hungry packs, they slow your heart rate down.
And, you know what I'm saying? Them hoes, sometimes my thing
Speaker 18 don't work with work with them. But since I took this Rogue Sparks the other day,
Speaker 18
I've been on point. At least that's what Barba Lynn say.
Barbara Lynn say she liked this.
Speaker 18
She liked the rogue sports. So I'm going to keep the rogue sports right now.
So if you're out there right now and you're wondering what you need to go and grab, grab some rope sparks.
Speaker 18 I'm telling you right now. You see the way Aunt was handing his motherfucking video down there with Michelle.
Speaker 18 Now,
Speaker 18 it worked for him it's working for gilbert them and it's working for me so i know it'll work for you but you can't drink sweet tea with this you got to drink water nigga can't drink dr pepper with it can't drink sprite wig it kool-aid syrup you can't do that
Speaker 18 drink water with it i know my dying here nice time y'all gonna want to drink some syrup with this and god damn you ain't gonna wake up
Speaker 18 Your dick gonna be hard when you die, everything get hard. So your dick gonna be up.
Speaker 18 But you're gonna be dying, nigga.
Speaker 18 thank y'all for watching tonight i'll see y'all tomorrow night peace and blessing love i'm out
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