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Shamar Stewart said he lost his balance on the play that knocked over Joe Burrow and caused a fight in practice.

I said, you know, Joe, it was an accident.

You know, I never meant to do that.

He said it's cool as long as you do it on Sundays, too.

He kept it cool, short, and sweet, and we just forgot about it.

I slipped.

Next time, I should just fall out of the way or something.

I've learned.

Yeah, oh, Joe, we said it.

He slipped.

He got out of balance.

Things happened, man.

The guard was late, getting back

on the stunt.

And when he pushed him, he pushed him off balance.

And Joe just happened to be right there in front of him.

So

it wasn't nothing you could do.

I like what Joe said, though.

I'm not tripping.

Lord, you do that on Sunday.

I'm cool.

Hey, things happen, man.

You know, you're in practice, guys.

Be, you know, amped up to go against each other.

Yeah.

You know, some things kind of, it looked like in football, it's they spiraling out of control.

Y'all Y'all can't break them.

Oh, you got to stay on there.

Yeah, start a fight.

Oh, absolutely.

Hey, Joe, it's a fight.

Every joint practice, Joe.

Every joint practice.

It don't matter what you say.

Oh, Joe, do you?

They're going to fight.

Everyone.

Joe, do you understand football on its premise is about moving a man against his will?

Yeah.

See, y'all try to go around somebody.

That ain't what we try to do.

This is my plot of land.

I'm going to drop anchor here.

The hell you say you finna get up out of here.

No, I ain't, yeah, no, no, no, the hell you say,

yeah, oh, it's a real gladiator.

It's all about, it's all about intimidation, it's about, it's a, it's about, it's about, I'm not worried about you in the first and the second quarter because I'm gonna see back then they would do that buzz by.

It was worried about you in the fourth because they gonna buzz you in the first two, the first half, they're gonna buzz you, they ain't gonna hit you, but you're gonna know

come fourth quarter, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

All right.

All right.

Hey, all right.

Hey, you know, I had you.

Yeah, you, you, right.

Uh, Sean Borman caught this video of J.J.

McCarthy screen pass to Aaron Jones.

Watch this blocking from Donovan Jackson.

Yeah, I got it.

I got it.

Oh, got the way to wait.

Are they supposed to be supposed to be thudding up, or was that all out?

Hey,

it's thud up, but you better, hey, you better drop your, you better drop, you better sink your hips.

And it's hard with somebody running full speed, OJO, even if you drop your hips.

That momentum.

Yeah, that dude run it.

That dude run it, and you at a standstill.

Hey,

that's what you just, hey, you drop your hips and try to explode through it.

Because he's going to run you off.

That would nice.

That would nice.

Yeah,

that's what's going to happen.

That would nice.

Joe say, man, y'all always play it on the edge.

Yeah, yeah.

It seems like every time you look, it's a scuffle.

It's this summer.

It's like y'all got too much testosterone right there.

Them dudes can't wait.

Yeah, you're right.

You're right.

That's why I say some of the, and that's why I say some of the pranks that they be playing in the NBA.

They can't do it in the NFL.

Hey, Ocho, they're gonna fight.

Y'all gonna be fighting for real.

Oh, no.

That's why I think that's why I tell people everybody don't play how you play now.

Absolutely.

Someone, someone posted every NFL fan base's most hated player.

Can you see it, Ocho?

Yeah.

The Bears is Aaron Rodgers.

The Bengals is Lamar Jackson.

Buffalo is Patrick Mahomes.

The Broncos is Patrick Mahomes.

Cleveland is Deshaun Wasser.

The most hated player is the guy that's older.

Damn.

Tampa Bay is Marshawn Lattimore.

The Cardinals is Josh Rosen.

The Chargers is Patrick Mahomes.

The Chiefs is Josh Allen.

The Colts is Tom Brady.

Aaron Rodgers is for the Cowboys.

And you can see the list.

The Eagles is Debo Samuels.

Tom Brady is Atlanta.

Tom Brady is the Jets.

The Jags is Derrick Henry.

The Giants is Dak Prescott.

The Ravens got Bernard Pollard.

How Bernard Pollard hated it?

Most hated.

What he did wrong.

I don't know.

Cortland Finnegan.

Most hated.

Hey, that.

Any surprises up there?

Not at all.

Obviously, some of the hated players are those that always beat your team all the time.

And then some are players that did play well or things didn't pan out at said team.

This is the dope list.

And it's understandable.

I mean, if you watch the game of football, it's understandable why players are the most hated by

specific teams.

I wonder who came over there because they spot on all the way through.

I just, I don't understand the Bernard Paula one, though.

I don't either.

I guess the Ravens just don't like it.

He gave up a touchdown or something because they got Josh Rosen for the Cardinals.

They got Deshaun Watson for the Browns.

They got Debo for the Eagles.

What Debo did to the Eagles?

Don't start me lying.

Josh Rosen, they expected him to pan out and things didn't work out.

So I think Josh Rosen and Deshaun Watson is self-explanatory on why they're the most hated.

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Manchester United legend Wayne Rooney hits back at Tom Brady.

I don't think he really understands football.

Brady, who's part owner of Birmingham, criticized Rooney's work ethic as a manager.

Ocho, was Tom wrong to publicly criticize Wayne Rooney?

No, no.

I mean, I mean, no,

I think he is wrong.

Um, having having a great understanding

who Wayne Rooney is, what he's done in the past when he played at Man United, when he was with

Christiana Ronaldo and some of those, some of the greats that came there.

To have the success that he did at Man United, it takes a

certain understanding of discipline and knowing what it takes to actually win.

And I'm sure he's taking that same role that he has over in Birmingham as well.

I think

the way Tom views it when it comes to football and American football, there's a complete difference in the way they go about doing business and handling business when it comes to training and working.

So, I mean, the comparison is really not the same.

And we're talking about someone who's done it at the highest level for one of the biggest clubs, you know,

in Europe.

So,

I kind of don't like Tom really not being there long enough to be able to make that kind of assessment.

What do you think?

You'll soccer your soccer,

I don't know nothing about no soccer.

I've been to a soccer game here in Atlanta, though.

I heard that they'd be calling him.

Hey, if you've never been,

I know you're a big soccer head, but I don't know about you.

If you've never been, you got to go to one, you got to go to one of them games, bro.

I heard they'd be live, bro.

Man, hey, look, they, hey,

I'm going to be honest with you.

It's probably more a little live than the Falcons game.

Wow.

They be packed to the top.

They don't be playing in there, man.

It's serious.

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

I've been there.

I've been there.

It's nice.

Hey, Joe, but you got to experience a game in Europe, Joe.

Joe,

I love the NFL.

The Super Bowl is our biggest sporting event here in the States.

A regular Premier League game.

Just a regular game.

It makes the Super Bowl look like child's play.

So if I can get you, I'm just saying, see, this is this, see, this is where our streaming come in,

our show, the, the, the, the extended version of Nightcap, the adventures of Unk, Joe, and Ocho.

We go to Europe and go to, let's say, I'm just throw this out there, Anfield to watch Liverpool play.

I'm just going to throw that out there.

And then we in the stands, you and you and Unk don't know what the hell going on.

And all of a sudden, everybody stand up.

The players coming out the goddamn tunnel and the whole stadium start singing, you'll never walk alone.

Everybody holding up the

band.

Oh, man, but you won't understand it.

I can sit here and explain it, but until I get you in that atmosphere, you got to experience it.

And you get chills going through your body, even if you don't know what the hell is going on.

Even

if you don't know the words to the song, you're going to be like, oh, my goodness, this how it is?

And I'm going to look at you like, see, I told you.

And then when they start playing and nobody sit down, they start chanting the whole game.

And

you don't understand the fucking they saying.

And then somebody score, then everybody go crazy.

It's like, oh, my God.

I'd be like, Joe,

let's go.

Oh, my goodness, dog.

It's going to be crazy.

I'm telling you.

And

we could hop from city to city,

going to game to game.

We can go to Italy.

I could take it to Annapoli game.

Like, man, dude.

Matter of fact,

the best.

And we're going to end it, right?

We're going to end it in our tour of going to soccer games.

We're going to go watch boca juniors game versus river

in argentina now you want to talk about passion and enthusiasm

life or death yeah

we going to a vocal juniors and river game baby hey

i'm pretty i'm pretty spontaneous man i i try something like that you know i mean

I like that.

Yeah, it's on.

Now I just got to find

a unc, I got to find somebody that know how to work this TVU backpack now.

I got this TVU backpack.

It cost me 30 30,000 Joe.

What?

Yeah, it cost me cost me 30,000 Jordan know how to work Jordan got Jordan got do what you got what that backpack

though

It's a TV it's a streaming backpack so you can go everywhere you go streaming hold on it's a streaming backpack.

Yeah, Joe.

Yeah, Joe Like I'm listening

I'm taking us the high sweet

you go get it.

Jordan know how to work it.

There go our cameraman right there.

There go our cameraman.

So when we do running with the bulls, Jordan just

already be in the stadium in Palmer.

Oh, no, no.

You got to,

you got to do it.

That's the whole point of the show.

Oh, Joe.

No, it ain't.

That's the part of you.

You got your part.

And you got to do running with the bulls, Joe.

Oh, Joe.

I'm with you when you.

Joe.

I'm with you when you're right, but when you're wrong, you're on your own.

I cannot.

I ain't going to be out there running from no bulls.

Now, I'm going to watch.

I watch, but I ain't going going to be out there doing no running.

Hey, Joe, your lateral movement is okay, Joe.

All you got to do is move.

It's just a subtle movement and the bull gonna miss.

They ain't got no awareness.

They ain't got no awareness.

I done seen them bulls catch a few people.

I done seen them catch a few people.

Hey, Joe, the people that the bulls catch don't have no skill, no, no, no twitch, no nothing.

But when you out there with a hundred other different people and y'all just end up bumping into each other,

anything can happen.

You know how to box people out, man.

Box a nigga, get a nigga up off of you, Joe.

Get out the way.

I know how.

I just be sitting up on the

fence already in there.

I'm telling you.

Hey, hold on.

Hold on.

You ain't gonna get Unc to do that because he got them bad heels.

He ain't gonna get out there.

I know.

That's what's gonna make it.

That's what's gonna make it so fun.

That's what's gonna make it so fun.

It ain't gonna make it fun.

Yeah, watch it, Uncle try to get out the way of that goddamn bull.

Hey, Uncle already be out the way.

Uncle be sitting up.

Uncle gonna be sitting up on the fence.

Because, hey, look, guess what?

I'm gonna be be right with you uh don't hear worry about it because he thinks i'm gonna be out there running from a bull he tripping hey hey joe i told i told my idea two weeks ago and listen joe everybody got a podcast everybody creates content everybody they do fun stuff going to concerts you know they they create content making jokes you know playing with people but joe ain't nobody doing what i'm talking about

Ain't nobody doing that.

So it's a street

touch that we get we could touch it and just like just take over and it's gonna shoot us out of the stratosphere.

Like, oh,

yeah.

And now,

if you want to go to the Virunga Mountains, we're gonna go see the Silverbacks.

I'm telling you, I could become

the gorilla.

Nah, you can't look him in the eye.

He'll hear about you.

Hey, that's great content.

Me and the gorilla go fight.

So, y'all, y'all willing to go out there and like the rain for us and sit with silverbacks and all that.

Hey, yeah, yeah,

that's great content.

Joe, I'm willing to die about this shit, Joe.

See, I ain't willing to do all that, though.

I'm like, yeah, I ain't willing to, I ain't willing to die about it, oh Joe, but listen, I, you know, I take a chance on a little something, something, but uh, go and sit with some gorillas, yeah, man.

I've been seeing them gorillas slapping people and everything, man.

Hey, Joe, hey, Joe, when they swing, all you got to do is block.

Yeah, all right, okay, gotta block, yeah, okay, all right, yeah,

yeah, okay.

Oh, I'm telling you, but I got the vision long term, but we,

all go.

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We spent millions on designer just to

just recently find out we look better in cheap streetwear clothes.

Ojo?

Who is we?

Because I've been with, I've been listening.

Who is we?

I've been wearing Target and preaching about cheap stuff for the past 30 years.

But you do sprinkle some designer in there.

You got LV.

You got Bless Yacht.

I do that every so so often.

Every so, but you outside of that, did you outside of that?

I wear the same outfits over and over and over.

I wear my dickies.

Outside of Dickie's, I love the street where he talks about

on Instagrams.

It's called the GV Gallery, you know, the

baggy clothes.

Like, that's that's it.

Now, Target, HM, Zara, and Urban Outfitters.

That's been my attire, Joe, the past 20 years.

You know, the same thing constantly.

Now, every so often, Joe, I put that on now.

You hear me, Joe?

Yeah, I go get a nice little ensemble, you know.

I want, you know, I want ensemble, but yeah, yeah, we got

my bad, my bad, my bad.

But, you know, hey, hey, Joe, you know, sometimes, you know, get a little design every new moon, you know, yeah, just you know, remind them.

Shoot, I can, you know, yeah, I put it.

I'm a comfort person, man.

I like comfort.

I don't like

dressed up.

I want to be able to move.

I

like sweats, man.

I want to be comfortable when I do something.

Yeah.

Damn, Joe.

You go to the basketball party?

Yeah, that's kind of how I feel, huh?

And then, hey, look, unless we got something going on, I'm doing something,

I'm comfortable, man.

You know,

I ain't trying to put on too much.

Yeah.

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Hallie Berry, pew, cooking, cleaning, and mothering.

Let me

if David wanted that type of woman, you probably shouldn't go get an actress that's starting to ascend to the height of her career.

Oh, she was that he, that girl.

If you want somebody to cook, if you want a traditional woman,

the likelihood of Hallie Berry, who's at the top, like in the mid-90s, so she's starting to ascend, to be that tight.

Now, there are women out there that cook clean.

I don't know her motherly skill.

I don't know if she can cook.

I don't know anything about that.

But I'm saying, if that's what he was looking for, he probably, I'm just saying, probably should have bypassed that stop and kept it moving.

Because, I mean,

in today's, it's even getting harder to find that.

So, this was back in the 90s, Joe.

You know how I ain't, Joe.

I tell you right now,

if I'm dating you, you hear me?

Don't you, don't, don't come in my kitchen and talk about cooking.

You ain't cooking nothing.

Joe, you're not running up my gas bill, Joe.

You hear me?

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Yeah.

If I got my laptop and my computer lined up, plugged in, I'm using, that's electricity.

So I'm not going to have my electricity working overtime right now while I'm on the show right now and have the AC running.

Why would I put that strain on my bill?

So you don't want your woman in the kitchen cooking for you?

My bad.

Hell no.

No, I don't.

Listen, Joe.

It's not a prerequisite for me to have a woman that knows how to cook.

If I want to date a goddamn chef, Uncle, I would date a goddamn chef.

oh look come on oh we gotta be you go you go get us you

got we got the first gd the first time we didn't need the second one what i said

i do we know you're getting excited my bad i was just trying to get my point across my bad my bad okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i apologize chat yeah but but but yo um you man you know i am i'm not i'm not i'm not with the cooking women love to use that use that as a as a sign but hey you should pick me because i know how to cook and i don't care nothing about that can you balance this checkbook

can you help me if i got a hundred dollars how much of that are you adding to are you or are you are you taking away that they're more you know i'm i'm thinking long term joe hey listen it's not a requirement

for me joe it's not it's it's not it's not a requirement but if you want to i i'm not saying every day i expect a home cook meal it's not like my grandmother my grandfather got breakfast when he got up in the morning he's gonna get eggs he's gonna get he gonna get you know he gonna get scrambled eggs he's gonna get grits or he's gonna get oatmeal when he came home at lunch either my grandma or my aunts or my sister was sitting that plate when he hit the door and he washed his hands when he sat his butt in that chair he expect that that plate to be hitting that table and when he came up out that field at five o'clock six o'clock he expect that thing to be on the table

that's not today i don't ex i don't expect that i've never really expected that have i had dated women that were able to cook sure but i've never had someone that wanted to cook every night yeah i agree.

Was he married to Alex?

Was he married to her?

Okay, so listen, yes, was she doing this at the beginning of the relationship?

Was she cooking at the beginning of the relationship?

Because if she wasn't cooking then, I don't know how you thought she was just going to flip,

bro.

You got at the time, she was turning into one of the hottest actress in Hollywood, and you think she was going to be that?

I think that was a conversation.

You need to have a conversation.

What you expect in your woman

and

what the woman expect in the man.

Ocho, I'm very simple.

And I told Ocho this, Joe, I accept someone as they are, not how I wish them to be.

So if however you,

that's who you are.

Now, when I don't look at you any other way, you can't be mad.

So

if I were to have met somebody like like a movie star like Hallie Berry, do y'all really expect me to think that lady gonna put her career?

Because here's the thing

you're asking her to like cook and clean.

That woman have been on the set 14 hours.

Yeah.

Or she might be oh, she might be filming Ocho overseas somewhere.

Yeah, nah.

You gotta factor, you have to factor all those things in

into a relationship.

What does she do?

Now, if you, Ocho, if you, ocho, you a professional.

Let's just say for the sake of argument, you dating a doctor or lawyer.

So you expect her to cook and clean?

No.

A lot of times, if that's what you expect, she ain't going to have no job.

Her job is going to be you.

Yeah.

I don't know, Joe.

I mean, I've always been this way.

I know a lot of people are like, oh, you're talking crazy.

Oh, you talking stupid.

I've always been very simple.

Always been very simple in all that I do and all that I actually require.

I hate to bring up the past.

The people from my past, onk,

don't have to cook.

It's not a requirement.

I don't care anything about it.

No, no, but if you want to cook, you like what y'all want.

I'm hungry.

I want to do something for you.

If you're hungry, we're going to eat.

Now, if there's a must and you just want to do it, then okay, but it's not necessary.

Right.

I ain't coming home like, whoo, man.

I sure wish I had some smother fried pork, chop.

I sure would.

You know what I'm saying?

Don't show.

joe i i i bad

man boy if i had me good old i don't know and hey can i ask you a question neck bones mac and cheese cornbread made in the iron hey joe on i got it i got a question for you right women always say they have a they have a saying

i don't want the bare minimum women don't they love saying they don't want the bare minimum but when it comes to us

you being able to cook it's giving us that's just the bare minimum

outside of that what else is there for you to offer

I mean, yeah, like, come on, it's the bare minimum.

I think, Ocho,

each relationship is different

at different stages.

I mean, when I was in college, I needed something different.

In the NFL in the beginning, I needed something different.

In the middle, I needed something different.

The end, I needed something different.

So at each stage, the question is, have you found that person that's willing to grow with you and change evolve with you as you go through these processes or excuse me these steps along this process that's the that's the interesting part because Joe I was Ocho and I was having a conversation it's easier to grow the partners together

so it takes I mean you got to work everybody that I've that's ever had a I've talked to that's in a relationship or been married for a substantial amount of time they're like They like, man, Sharp, this is hard.

You got to work to stay together.

I'm talking about every day because that person that you married or you met 15 years ago, she's not that person.

He's not that person.

So you have to evolve along with them

because if you don't evolve, you become extinct.

And it's easy to grow apart.

Now, all of a sudden, Ocho, guess what?

You sleep in one bedroom.

She's sleeping in the other.

Now, all of a sudden,

you know,

you watching TV in one room, you watching TV in the other.

You know,

y'all talking, she talking on the phone to her friends, her family, you talking on the phone to your sister, your brother, your family.

And y'all in the same room.

Hold on, that's real.

That's in the movie.

No, that's real.

Hey, Joe.

Do that happen to you, Joe?

How you navigate through situations like that, Joe?

Hey, man.

oh Joe I ain't had no problems I mean I've had some you know relationships that didn't go well but for the most part

take your time but for the most part you know uh

it's been pretty it's been pretty smooth sailing over here bro okay okay

but so hey shoot so like me and me and me and my girl right right she she yeah so

So, and then is it best like for her to relocate to Miami, huh?

It's about that time.

But that, look, that's something that you're gonna have to navigate

i'm trying to move i want to be like joe ocho you got time hold on you got time oh cho you got to realize ocho you're in the honeymoon phase you're in the honeymoon phase y'all really haven't had no disagreement

we had a disagreement two weeks ago

you want to know what oh joe oh joe ocho take your time take your time bro take it yes take your time

a little time brother okay okay now when we talk about geeself some time how much time we talking because i got my watch on so let me know how much time i need well no you're gonna know only you know yeah you'll know okay you'll know okay okay so

2026 that's long enough

to move to move her in yeah i can move out there which one which which one we doing

i don't know what out there is but okay and i can go to the selton game all the time

Oh, okay.

So she in Massachusetts?

So you're going to, you think you're going to move to Massachusetts and give up your...

He ain't moving nowhere.

I like Boston.

Hey, they got tea.

No, you don't.

They got tea.

They got a lot of tea in Boston.

They got a lot of other things, too.

You ain't going to Boston.

But anyway, hold on, hold on.

Hey, I lived in Boston for a good little time.

Talk to me, Joe.

Take your time now.

Hey, yeah.

Hey, all right, now.

Boston, hey, they got them now.

I live in Miami, Joe.

I live in Miami all my life, Joe.

I know.

Nobody got it like Miami.

Well, I'm gonna let y'all have that.

You know what?

This is exactly.

Y'all go ahead.

I will exit out of the conversation I don't feel comfortably I just want y'all to know I don't feel comfortable talking this chat I'm uncomfortable they're making me very very uncomfortable

oh Joe take your time brother

hey Joe I ain't got that much time Joe I'm on the other side of the mountain Joe you I don't know I don't know what time talk you living on you got plenty of time what you mean let me talk to you Joe let me talk to you real quick listen to me Joe when I was in my 20s when I was in my 30s yeah I mean my 40s, I'm on one side of the mountain, Joe.

I got to the top of the mountain and I'm coming down the mountain, Joe.

I ain't got that much time, Joe.

I ain't got that much time, Joe.

I'm telling you, boy, I'm on the back end of life, boy.

In a minute, I'm going to need somebody that's going to be able to pick me up and wipe me, Joe, when I can't do it no more.

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

He needs to stop me.

Joe, are you not understanding, Joe?

We on the back end.

We on the back end of life, Joe.

You mean we?

What you mean?

I got, I got it.

I'm thinking, I'm saying, God, I know I got me about 20, 25.

Hey, listen,

the same age, what are you talking about?

Okay, I'm just saying, I got

Joe.

Ain't nothing out there.

I'm telling you, man,

I believe it's the same thing over and over and over.

And over, Joe, I'm sick of it.

It's like a merry-go-round, Joe.

It don't matter where you go, it's the same result.

Hey, just keep living, oh Joe.

Just keep living, man.

I'm living.

I'm living.

You can't rush that, man.

You can't rush it.

It didn't come to you.

It came to me.

See, this is the problem.

Y'all don't understand when God sends you something, right?

And you be blocking the blessings, the man put it right there in your face for you.

And you're overthinking your analyst too much, and boom, you fuck up, you miss out.

He sent you plenty of something, huh?

Let you tell him he sent you plenty of something.

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Nearly half of women on dating apps set their height preference to six foot and above, according to new research.

However, the data showed a stark reality that only

3.9% of the men in the U.S.

actually stand at 6'2 or taller, making the pool of matches meeting extremely limited.

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Expert warns that while personal preferences are valid, narrowing dating parameters too much can lead to a misconnection and reinforce unrealistic standards in online dating culture.

Now think about it, Ojo.

In the U.S.,

3.9% of the men are six foot two or taller.

Okay, that's three, so that's less than 4%.

Now, let's put another filter in there.

He needs to make $100,000.

Now, let's put another filter in there.

He needs to be highly educated.

Now, let me add another filter to you.

He needs to be world travel.

He needs to be, he likes to travel.

Let me add you one more filter.

Need to be a man of he has a man of faith to go to church religious.

Now, I gave you five filters.

You started out with a situation with 4% of the men.

When you get down to it, Joe and Ocho, and you factor all that in.

1%.

Now you're talking about 1% or less.

Now,

of that 1% or less,

you got to hope he wants you.

Yeah.

Damn.

I know what you're looking for.

I know what you want,

but what you want, does it want you?

Stanza says, Hive, boy.

My grandma used to say, Boy, I sure could use me a good old mess of tomatoes or something, but it sure don't agree with me.

That's a good one.

I like that.

So now,

what you want,

does it want you?

Think about it.

6'2 or taller.

Makes at least six figures.

educated

travel

somewhat religious I'm not saying you got to be the Pope or minister or something like that but sometimes you know you see a lot of faith I want somebody God fearing I want faith-based so I just gave you five filters only four percent of the population in the U.S.

are men six two are taller now I added a hundred plus thousand Now I added this, this, this, and this.

You're talking about half a percent, a percent or less.

And all the women that put that in there, you got to hope that it wants you in the middle.

Guess what, Uncle Ocho?

He probably, he probably ain't on no date now.

And what, oh, hold on, what about this?

Kids.

What if he got kids?

I don't want nobody, no man with a kid.

Oh, shit, you ain't.

Okay, what if he don't want no woman with a kid?

So

I see exactly what they're saying.

You miss a lot of the opportunity.

Well, I don't want that.

I don't want.

My grandma, I'll never forget this story.

My grandmother, she really loved this man.

She loved this gentleman.

He'd go to church.

He was everything that my grandmother wanted.

My aunt came home and said she had broken up with him.

My grandma said, I don't know why you left that good man.

I remember just like yesterday.

This had to be 1976,

77.

My aunt told my grandma, Mama, they plenty fish in the sea.

My grandma ain't bad enough.

She said, Yeah, but you might not catch him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Next time you see my brother Ocho, ask him about that story.

mama, they plenty of fish in the sea.

Granny ain't bad on eye.

Yeah, but you might not catch him.

Hey,

boy.

Hey, you know what's funny too?

When I think about it, Joe,

you think about Uncle said the percentage, the 1% of the expectations that he just used.

I think it might be less than 1%.

Yeah, oh, yeah, for sure.

When you start talking about a man six foot two, you start talking about a man six foot two or taller, you're talking about a man that makes six figures, you're talking about a man that has a that has a college degree, you're talking about a man that that potentially likes to travel, you're talking to a man that has somewhat of a religious, faith-based background.

I'm not saying he goes to church every Sunday, I'm not saying he's he's practiced, but I'm saying he's somewhat to make you that the lady feels comfortable.

Yeah,

you shrunk that pool so small.

Now you're picking from this, that tiny tiny pool

but that pool no

he gets to cast his net in a pick oh hey so now you know now now now you're speaking different now yeah now the women the women that love the athletes that love the rich men the men of status the men that have millions when you have to you understand i think they already know i think they already know i look good i look fine so i'll be i'll be able to get at least one of those at least one of them And, you know, it's, it's, it's fun, obviously.

And the people that have that kind of money, huh?

They understand, okay, this is nothing I can take seriously.

This is just fun.

It's how they, how they view and think.

That's how they view and think the mindset is.

At some times, you know, they slip up and they get caught in 18 years worth of work.

Yeah.

I'm going.

Okay.

You get where I'm going.

Thank you.

It's tough.

It's tough.

It's tough.

How you see me?

I'm waving the white flag and I'm trying to get up out of here.

I'm trying to get up.

I'm trying to get about the game because I'm ascending.

I'm ascending again.

I'm trying to get up out of here, Joe.

Hey, hey, keep ascending.

And you know, that time will come, man, when you feel like you need to make that.

No, no, no, no, no.

I talked to God yesterday.

I talked to God yesterday.

He said, yeah, young fella.

What did we talk about not too long ago, but all the people that are married, you notice what's going on for them and how life is, for some reason, the blessing just up out of nowhere?

Yeah.

Man, stop playing, Joe.

I ain't got time to play, Joe.

Hey, but you can't, hey, Ocho, you can't force it, though, Ocho.

I ain't force nothing.

Hey, listen, I put everything together like Legos.

If it don't fit, I put it down.

If it don't fit, I put it down.

But it fit right now.

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A two-year postseason fine is expected to be at least $20 million.

but could easily get more than $25 million with the college football playoff revenue changes in 2026.

A 10% scholarship awarded is more than $800,000.

Ojo, Joe, what is your take on sign stealing?

Is it chess or do you despise it?

I mean, it's cheating.

It's frowned upon in any sport, in any game.

If I'm mistaken, I think the Houston National's had an incident like this in the world, if I'm not mistaken, the banging on the side of the bullpen or whatnot.

But to me honestly even with you knowing what the signs are even with you knowing what the what plays are coming it's still up to you individually to win that battle okay you know what's going to happen no i'm going to beat you anyway but again it gives it gives the team an advantage

absolutely an advantage so i mean it's something that's that's frowned upon and and listen they did it anyway and now they're being punished for it and it's been how many years it's been since that huh

i thought they got punished for it already i think

i mean they go that they seem like they suspend sharon more every uh uh uh uh uh every year

he can suspend it 25 he spent it at 26 i think he got suspended at 24.

and listen y'all think uh

uh it's happened more than that one time they just the only team that's kind of got caught

I think uh with college football now, even with college sports in general, due to the NIL, man, I

This is a professional sport now.

You know, it's no longer just college basketball.

I mean, you think about $72 million

and OJO just on the football.

That's crazy.

Let's see.

That's crazy.

Hey, you know what?

I just thought about

we talking about college football and them stealing signs.

Boy, you see all them goddamn signs and signals they be doing on the sideline with the damn cardboards and shit.

How the hell you want to know what the hell they call him?

Man, they got somebody watching all that.

Hey, hey, Joe, you watched the quarterback on the sideline?

Boy, he'd be over there throwing up gang signs.

Yeah.

Like, what the hell?

Oh, Joe, I guarantee they got somebody out there who only who there just to watch them signals.

Yeah.

They do.

That's how they got caught.

They be having a cardboard with the symbols and lady.

Man,

too much going on.

But you know what?

They figured it out.

All right.

Here we go.

Time for our final segment of the evening.

It's time for Q.

Damn, I was feeling good tonight.

Boy, are you sure you want to get off already?

We had two hours.

Wi-Fi jumping over here.

Get right 904.

Trevor Lawrence has a playoff win.

Largest comeback in playoff history.

Don't disrespect us like that.

Gojag.

Sorry, beat your jacket.

You're right.

Y'all guys did.

Y'all came back from 20, what was it, 24-0?

They came from 24-0 down to beat the Chargers.

So my bad.

My bad.

I apologize.

Trevor Lawrence does have a playoff win.

It was against the Chargers.

So sorry, didn't mean to disrespect you guys.

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King Govan said, I'm confused.

Bengals' last playoff game was in 2022 season.

They're contenders, Ocho.

They have the same chances as my Bears on winning or making the Super Bowl.

zero he said same as the bears wow no disrespect to the bears and ben johnson and calendar caleb williams did you really just compare the bears chances to the bangles is that is that what we do that he did i'm not sure why he must have just started watching football maybe two years ago if if that

well neither one of them made the playoffs last year so don't do that joe so he got a point ocho That was Joe trying to say Joe said he got a point.

I'm saying, where the Atlanta Hawks was at last year?

They made the playoffs?

Joe said, he right here with us talking to us, he'll play for the Hawks.

I'm saying he

you say, Joe said, When I was there, they made the playoffs.

I made sure that let him know something.

Hello,

don't worry about it.

Yeah,

I know my team, my team made the playoffs.

Both of my teams made the playoffs.

Listen, that's what I want to know too.

Who are you really rooting for?

You saying both of your teams, like what you got going?

Did I adopt?

Hold on.

I want to

hear

where you got him started, Joe.

You didn't got him started, but now he's going to get going to get the helmet, Joe.

Hey,

he was in Baltimore

for 24 hours.

He was in Baltimore for 24 hours.

And won a Super Bowl.

And won a Super Bowl.

And went to the playoffs both years I was there and won a playoff game.

Won four playoff games when I was there the first year and won one the next year.

You got to write.

You got to write the root for both teams.

Yes.

You make it seem, oh, Joe, you make it seem like now for half a season.

I mean, it was short.

It was two years.

Two years is very short.

How many guys go somewhere for two years in one season?

Hey, you was with the Ravens for the honeymoon phase.

That's all that was.

Honeymoon.

Hey,

you showed nice.

290 Wheels of Saurus.

Rex says Revis, Sanders, Champ, Tyla,

Rod Woodson,

or Charles, versus Moss, A.B., Rice, T.O., Hill, or Julio.

Who's coming out on defense?

Who's coming out on offense?

So, hold up, I guess he's asking who's going to be the starting corners, right?

So, if you got Revis, Prime, Champ, Tylo,

Charles, and Rod.

And they primed?

And you're like, okay, and the receivers are Moss, A.B., Rice, T.O., Hill, Julio.

Who's coming out on offense?

Who's coming out of defense?

I'm going Moss and T.O.

On offense.

And on defense?

No, that's who you're going to start.

That's who we're going to be in.

Okay, okay.

On defense,

I'll probably go.

I'll probably go champ.

Champion C.

Wood.

After what Reevers did to you, you gonna leave him off?

That was one, that's one season.

Champion, champion, champion, um, and Wood did it.

I don't know who, oh, what you call him, one to champion

Jason Taylor.

Was Jason Taylor MVP or a defensive player of the year that year?

That Reevers had that historic season in 2009?

Yeah, who wasn't MVP?

On that?

I mean, a defensive player of the year that year.

Oh, Joe, yeah, Revis got you that year.

He got the best day.

Yeah,

goddamn body that year.

Ain't nobody had over 50 yards.

Me,

Randy, T.O.,

uh,

Megatrons, Calvin John.

Like, no, he got he had, he had a season.

Uh, what you call him?

Uh, Sertan just had a season.

Everybody, boy.

Well,

all right, who you got with who you got?

Oh, okay, so you, you, so you went with, you went with Champ and

Charles.

Yeah, and they prime?

Man, stop playing.

So you only can pick two out of the five?

Yeah.

I'm taking prime

and Rod.

I'm taking Prime and Charles.

Who your receivers?

Run them off again.

I think I heard Jared Moss.

Randy Moss, Antonio Brown, Jerry Rice, T.O.,

Tyreek, Julio.

I'm going Julio and

Moss.

I'm going Jerry and T.O.

I like it.

Ozo22 Ocho, your half-Korean cousin out here playing with L LAFC.

You check in with Hume Ming.

My cousin, my cousin, he played for Tottenham.

He just transferred.

Obviously, EPLC that started today.

He missed the game, Uncle, and Joe Liverpool played Bournemouth, had an unbelievable comeback.

But yeah, my cousin plays for South Korean, Huming Sun.

He's been in Tottenham for a very long time.

Now he's at LAFC.

And I'm not sure when I'll have time to go down there and see him and have that family reunion.

But I'm excited.

For those of you in the chat, didn't know.

Yes, I have a cousin that is from South Korea.

I thought you said you had a cousin that's Puerto Rican.

You know, you got kids.

You know, you got kids.

You got careful, boy.

I got

like us, we got to like, is that really your cousin?

Because you know, Joe, we'll claim black people.

That's my cousin.

Yeah.

And I'm closer kin to a Connie Corso than y'all are to that dude right there.

We call that dog kid.

That's my kid.

So I gotta ask, I gotta ask real questions.

I'm like, y'all really like, really related?

Y'all like, you know, brother, sister, children?

Y'all like, you know,

that's your aunt kid or something like that?

Oh, no, no, that's my play because we play entirely too much with each other.

You already know it.

Dr.

Frankie L.

Bellamy said, hey, fam, since y'all love NASCAR, who you riding with?

Burt Reynolds and Smokey and the Bandit or Will Farrer and Tallinniga Knights?

I mean, I kind of grew up in Smokey and the Bandit too, boy, what you talking about?

I grew up in smoking the bandit smoking the bandit

classic boy

oh yeah that five bird

oh man it was but it was the good old day right there

mike mike said new show uh ocho and iso go hunting joe you know that already oh

i ain't i ain't never been hunting oh uh but i i'm How you from Arkansas?

I ain't never been hunting.

I've been in the sports all my life.

I ain't never been no hunting.

But listen, that don't mean I can't hunt now.

I'm a fast learner now.

Yeah.

I can see, hey, Joe, you know, Joe, have you ever shot a gun?

Have you ever shot a long gun?

What's up?

You ain't scared of the ring call.

When is a hunting season?

It's about to come up, ain't it?

Yeah.

Okay.

What you hunting?

Well, now, what we hunting?

What we going to hunt?

Oh, oh, bye, baby.

Bye, baby.

You know what I want to do?

I used to do back in the day.

Hey, too, Joe, you went to Arkansas, right?

Yeah.

Y'all the Razorbacks?

Yeah.

Yeah,

I hunted a Razorback before and a wild boar.

Did you really?

Yeah, man.

Yeah.

They got to the same thing, but okay, Ocho.

Where you did this at?

A little bit, huh?

Where you did this at?

In Africa.

Why you got to go where you

got

places right there in Texas that you can go kill feral pigs?

No, I ain't talking about no pig.

I'm talking about wild hogs, huh?

I had to go out there.

That's what you're talking about.

I ain't never been to Texas like that.

You know, Houston is off-limits for me.

You know what I mean?

I ain't doing it.

I ain't, man.

Nah, man.

I'm focused.

I'm locked in.

Hold on.

Why are Houston off-limits?

What?

You never been to Houston?

Yeah.

There are a lot of,

I don't know if y'all noticed there's a lot of things off limits to me, but Houston is one of those things.

Hey, Joe, Atlanta, Houston.

Well, that's the devil's playground, boy.

I don't want no part of that.

I don't want no part of that.

Yeah,

I'm thinking about moving myself.

Where you moving to?

I was looking at like

Cypress, Katie, Texas.

Oh, you put it?

Yeah.

For real?

The hell.

Let me know.

Let me know now.

If you move, I'll come on down there too, now.

No, because then you're going to be wanting to do the show.

Hey, up.

see if we both live in texas we can do the show today

i already know i already know what type of time you hold absolutely oh yeah

matter of fact we could do the show at area 29.

no we can't no we can't yeah we could hey

so hey listen listen don't leave me don't leave me in the dark now if you if you deciding to move to the texas yeah yeah i i i get my line first boy because i go get me something like that for 20 000 square feet for a little penny

you you ain't lying

do seven two seven respect you uh uh uncanocho just wanted to shout out my children rylan rory and reese diehard bronco fan would appreciate a shout out for them rylan rory and reese your dad want to give you guys a shout out hopefully you had a great day a bronco country we riding this year you know what i'm saying that's what we do oh joe a bonicks cortland sutton that defense Ooh, Pat Sertan, a PS2,

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Stand up.

Gonna beat y'all on Monday night.

Wait, who is y'all?

You might be talking to Joe.

Nah.

Cincinnati Bingles.

That ain't happening.

Beat the bricks off, y'all.

That concludes this episode of Nightcap.

Thank each and every one of you guys for joining us.

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Appreciate that, Joe.

Enjoy the rest of the evening

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Appreciate that, Joe.

Enjoy the rest of your evening, Ocho.

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