Nightcap Hour 2: Unc, Ocho, and Iso Joe react to Every NFL Team’s most hated player!
Shannon Sharpe, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and Iso Joe Johnson react to every NFL Team’s most hated player, Wayne Rooney vs Tom Brady controversy and Halle Berry takes a shot at her ex on instagram, and much more!
0:00 - Shemar Stewart on accidentally hitting Joe Burrow in practice
3:48 - Every NFL Team’s Most Hated Player
5:55 - Manchester United Legend Wayne Rooney v Brady
13:55 - Regina Hall and Anna Ferris coming back for Scary Movie 6
17:40 - Halle Berry v David Justice
30:26 - Women on dating app have height requirements of 6’0 and up
37:50 - NCAA vs. University of Michigan
40:54 - Q & Ayyy
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Speaker 1 is Sophie Cunningham from Show Me Something.
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Shamar Stewart said he lost his balance on the play that knocked over Joe Burrow and caused a fight in practice. I said, you know, Joe, it was an accident.
You know, I never meant to do that.
Speaker 19
He said, it's cool as long as you do it on Sundays, too. He kept it cool, short, and sweet, and we just forgot about it.
I slipped. Next time, I should just fall out of the way or something.
Speaker 19
I've learned. Yeah.
Ocho, we said it. He slipped.
He got off balance.
Speaker 21 Things happen, man.
Speaker 21 The guard
Speaker 21 was late, getting back
Speaker 21
on the stunt. And when he pushed him, he pushed him off balance.
And Joe just happened to be right there in front of him. So
Speaker 21
it wasn't nothing he could do. I like what Joe said, though.
I'm not tripping.
Speaker 19 Lord, you do that on Sunday.
Speaker 19 I'm cool.
Speaker 21
Hey, things happen, man. You know, you're in practice, guys.
Be,
Speaker 21 you know, amped up to go against each other.
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 21 You know, some things kind of it looks like in football, it's they spiraling out of control. Y'all, y'all, y'all can't break them.
Speaker 19 Oh, you got to feel that.
Speaker 19 Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 21
Hey, Joe, it's a fight. Every joint practice, Joe.
Every joint practice. It don't matter what you say.
Oh, Joe, do you? They're going to fight. Everyone.
Speaker 19 Joe, do you understand? Football on its premise is about moving a man against his will.
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 19 See, y'all try to go around somebody. That ain't what we try to do.
Speaker 19
This is my plot of land. I'm going to drop anchor here.
The hell you say you finna get up out of here. No, I ain't.
Yeah. No, no, no.
The hell you say.
Speaker 21 Oh. It's a real gladiator.
Speaker 19 It's all about, it's all about intimidation. It's about, it's a, it's about, it's about, I'm not worried about you in the first and the second quarter.
Speaker 19 Because I'm going to, because see, back then, they would do that buzz by.
Speaker 19
They was worried about you in the fourth. Because they going to buzz you in the first, the first half, they going to buzz you.
They ain't going to hit you, but you're going to know.
Speaker 19 Come fourth quarter. Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Speaker 19
All right. All right.
Hey, all right. Hey, you know, I had you.
Speaker 19 Yeah, you right.
Speaker 19
Sean Borman caught this video of J.J. McCarthy screen pass to Aaron Jones.
Watch this blocking from Donovan Jackson.
Speaker 19 Yeah, I got it. I got it.
Speaker 21 Oh, got the way. Wait.
Speaker 21 Are they supposed to be supposed to be thudding up? Or was that all out?
Speaker 19 Hey.
Speaker 19 It's thud up, but you better, hey, you better drop your, you better drop. You better sink your hips.
Speaker 19 And it's hard with somebody running full speed, OJo, even if you drop your hips.
Speaker 21 That momentum.
Speaker 19
That momentum. Yeah.
That dude run it. That dude run it and you at a standstill.
Hey,
Speaker 19 that's what you just, hey, you drop your hips and try to explode through it.
Speaker 19 Because he's going to run you off.
Speaker 19
That would night. That would night.
Yeah.
Speaker 19
Yeah. Yeah.
That's what's going to happen.
Speaker 21 That would nice.
Speaker 19 Joe, see, man, y'all always play it on the edge. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 21 It seems like every time you look, it's a scuffle. It's something.
Speaker 21 Like, it's like y'all got too much testosterone right there. Them dudes can't wait.
Speaker 19 Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 19 you're right. That's why I say some of the, and that's why I say some of the pranks that they be playing in the NBA.
Speaker 21 Y'all gonna be fighting for real.
Speaker 19 Oh, nope.
Speaker 19 That's why I think that's why I tell people, everybody don't play how you play now. Absolutely.
Speaker 19 Someone posted every NFL fan base's most hated player. Can you see it, Ocho?
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 19
The Bears is Aaron Rodgers. The Bingles is Lamar Jackson.
Buffalo is Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 19
The Broncos is Patrick Mahomes. Cleveland is Deshaun Wasser.
The most hated player is the guy that's over there. Damn.
Speaker 19
Tampa Bay is Marshawn Lattimore. The Cardinals is Josh Rosen.
The Chargers is Patrick Mahomes. The Chiefs is Josh Allen.
The Colts is Tom Brady.
Speaker 19
Aaron Rodgers is for the Cowboys. And you can see the list.
The Eagles is Debo Samuels.
Speaker 19 Tom Brady is Atlanta.
Speaker 19
Tom Brady is the Jets. The Jags is Derrick Henry.
The Giants is Dak Prescott.
Speaker 19
The Ravens got Bernard Pollard. How Bernard Pollard to hate it.
Both hated.
Speaker 21 What did he do wrong?
Speaker 19 I don't know.
Speaker 19 Courtland Finnegan.
Speaker 19 Any surprises up there?
Speaker 21
Nah, not at all. Obviously, some of some of the hated players are those that always beat your team over time.
And then some are players that did play well or things didn't pan out at said team.
Speaker 21
Yeah, this is this is the dope list. And it's understandable.
I mean, if you watch the game of football, it's understandable why players are the most hated by
Speaker 21
specific teams. And I like that one who came over there because they spot on all the way through.
I just, I don't understand the Bernard Paula one, though.
Speaker 19 I don't either. I guess the Ravens just don't like it.
Speaker 19
He gave up a touchdown or something because they got Josh Rosen for the Cardinals. They got Deshaun Watson for the Browns.
They got Debo for the Eagles.
Speaker 21 What Debo did to the Eagles?
Speaker 21
Don't start me lying. Josh Rosen, they expected him to pan out and things didn't work out.
So I think Josh Rosen and Deshaun Watson is self-explanatory of why they're the most hated.
Speaker 1 This is Sophie Cunningham from Show Me Something.
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Speaker 19
I agree. Manchester United legend Wayne Rooney hits back at Tom Brady.
I don't think he really understands football.
Speaker 21 Brady, who's part owner of Birmingham, criticized Rooney's work ethic as a manager ocho was tom wrong to publicly criticize wayne rooney no no i mean i mean no yeah i think i think he is wrong um having having a great understanding um who wayne rooney is what he's done in the past when he played at man united when he was with um when he was with christian
Speaker 21 Christiana Ronaldo and some of those some of the greats that came to there. To have the success that he did at Man United, it takes a
Speaker 21
certain understanding of discipline and knowing what it takes to actually win. And I'm sure he's taking that same role that he has over in Birmingham as well.
I think
Speaker 21 the way Tom views it when it comes to football and American football, there's a complete difference in the way they go about doing business and handling business when it comes to training and working.
Speaker 21 So, I mean, the comparison is really not the same. And we're talking about someone who's done it at the highest level for one of the biggest clubs
Speaker 21 in Europe. So
Speaker 21 I kind of don't like like tom really not being there long enough to be able to make that kind of assessment
Speaker 19 what you think uh you a soccer you a soccer man
Speaker 21 i don't know nothing about no soccer
Speaker 21 i've been to a uh i've been to a soccer game here in atlanta though uh if you i heard that they'd be clear if you've never been
Speaker 21 i know you a big soccer head i don't know about you if you've never been you gotta go to one you gotta go to one of them games, bro.
Speaker 19 I heard they'd be live, man.
Speaker 21 Hey, look, they, hey,
Speaker 19 I'm going to be honest with you.
Speaker 21 It's probably more a little liver than the Falcons game.
Speaker 21
Wow. They be packed to the top.
They don't be playing in there, man. It's serious.
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 19 Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 21
I've been there. I've been there.
It's nice. Hey, Joe, but you got to experience a game in Europe, Joe.
You got to,
Speaker 19 Joe.
Speaker 21
I love the NFL. The Super Bowl is our biggest sporting event here in the States.
A regular Premier League game. Just a regular game.
It makes the Super Bowl look like child's play.
Speaker 21 So if I can get you, I'm just saying, see,
Speaker 21 see, this is where our streaming come in,
Speaker 21 our show.
Speaker 21 The extended version of Nightcap. The adventures of Unk, Joe, and Ocho.
Speaker 21 We go to Europe and go to, let's say, I'm just throw this out there, Anfield,
Speaker 21
to watch Liverpool play. I'm just going to throw that out there.
And then we in the stands,
Speaker 21
you and Unk don't know what the hell going on. And all of a sudden, everybody stand up.
The players coming out the goddamn tunnel and the whole stadium starts singing, you'll never walk alone.
Speaker 21 Everybody's holding up the
Speaker 21
band. Oh, man.
But you won't understand it. I can sit here and explain it, but until I get you in that atmosphere, you got to experience it.
Speaker 21 And you get chills going through your body, even if you don't know what the hell is going on, even if you don't, if you don't know the words to the song, you're gonna be like, Oh my goodness, this is how it is.
Speaker 21 And I'm gonna look at you like, See, I told you.
Speaker 21 And then, when they start playing and nobody sits down, they start chanting the whole game, and you don't know
Speaker 21 what they're saying, and then somebody score, then everybody goes crazy. It's like, Oh my god, I'd be like, Joe, oh, let's go! Oh my goodness, dog, it's gonna be crazy, I'm telling you.
Speaker 21 And we could, we could, we could, we could, we could, we could hop from city to city,
Speaker 21
going to game to game. We can go to Italy.
I could take it to a Napoli game. Like, man, dude, matter of fact,
Speaker 21
the best. And we're going to end it, right? We're going to end it in our tour of going to soccer games.
We're going to go watch a Boca Juniors game versus River
Speaker 21 in Argentina. Now, you want to talk about passion and enthusiasm,
Speaker 21 life or death? Yeah.
Speaker 21 We're going to a a Vocal Juniors and River game, baby. Hey, oh, Joe.
Speaker 21
I'm pretty spontaneous, man. I try something like that.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 21
I like that. Yeah, it's on.
Now I just got to find.
Speaker 21
Hey, Uncle I got to find somebody that know how to work this TVU backpack now. I got this TVU backpack.
It cost me $30,000, Joe. What?
Speaker 21 Yeah, it cost me $30,000.
Speaker 19 Jordan knows how to work. Jordan got, Jordan got, do what you got? What?
Speaker 19 That backpack.
Speaker 21
What backpacks, though? No, it's a TV. It's a streaming backpack.
So you can go everywhere. You can go everywhere.
Speaker 21
Hold on, it's a streaming backpack. Yeah, Joe.
Yeah, Joe. Like, I'm listening.
Speaker 21 I'm taking us the heights weed.
Speaker 19 You go get it. Jordan know how to work it.
Speaker 21
There go our cameraman right there. There go our cameraman.
So when we when we do uh running with the bulls, Jordan just
Speaker 19 don't you do run with the bulls. I'm already gonna be in the, I'm gonna already be in the stadium in Palm Porner.
Speaker 21
Oh, no, no. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta do it.
That's the whole point of the show. Oh, Joe.
Speaker 19 No, it ain't. That's the part of you.
Speaker 21
And you got to do running with the bulls, Joe. Oh, Joe.
I'm with you. I'm with you when you Joe.
Speaker 19 With you when you're right, but when you're wrong, you're on your own.
Speaker 21 I cannot.
Speaker 19 I ain't gonna be at that running from no bulls.
Speaker 21
Now, I'm gonna watch. I watch, but I ain't gonna be at that doing no running.
Hey, Joe, your lateral movement is okay, Joe. All you got to do is move.
Speaker 21
It's just a subtle movement, and the bull gonna miss. They ain't got they ain't got no awareness.
They ain't got no awareness. I done seen them bulls catch a few people.
Speaker 21 I done seen them catch a few people. Hey, Joe, the people that the bulls catch don't have no skill,
Speaker 21 no twitch, no nothing.
Speaker 21 But when you out there with a hundred other different people and y'all just end up bumping into each other,
Speaker 21 anything can happen.
Speaker 21
You know how to box people out. Man, box a nigga, get a nigga up off of you, Joe.
Get out the way.
Speaker 19 I know how. I just be sitting up on, I'll be sitting up on the pants already in there.
Speaker 21
Hey, I'm telling you. Hey, hold on.
Hold on.
Speaker 21
You ain't going to get Unc to do that because he got them bad heels. He ain't going to get out there.
I know. That's what's going to make it.
Speaker 21 That's what's going to make it so fun that's what's gonna make it so fun and they're gonna make it fun yeah watch it um try to get out the way that goddamn bull
Speaker 19 hey uncle already be out the way uh gonna be sitting up uh gonna be sitting up on the fence
Speaker 21 because hey look guess what i'm gonna be right with you uh don't hear about it because he think i'm gonna be out there running from a bull he tripping hey hey joe i told um i told my idea two weeks ago And listen, Joe, everybody got a podcast.
Speaker 21 Everybody creates content. Everybody, they do fun stuff, going to concerts, you know, they create content, making jokes, you know, playing with people.
Speaker 21 But, Joe, ain't nobody doing what I'm talking about.
Speaker 21 Ain't nobody doing that. So it's a
Speaker 21
touch that we could touch it and just like, uh, just take over. It's going to shoot us out of the stratosphere.
Like, ooh, yeah.
Speaker 19 And now.
Speaker 19 If you want to go to the Virunga Mountains and we're going to go see the silver bats.
Speaker 19 Now we count.
Speaker 21 I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 19 I could become
Speaker 19 down.
Speaker 21 I could become the gorilla.
Speaker 19 Nah, you can't look him in the eye. He'll hear about you.
Speaker 21
Hey, that's great content. Me and the gorilla go fighting.
So y'all, y'all willing to go out there and like the rainforest and sit with silver backs and all that.
Speaker 19 Hey, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 21 That's great content. Joe, I'm willing to die about this shit, Joe.
Speaker 19 See, I ain't with you all that time. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 21
I ain't willing to die about it, Ocho. But listen, I, you know, I take a chance on a little something, something, but go and sit with some gorillas.
Yeah.
Speaker 21 Man, I've been seeing them gorillas slapping slapping people and everything, man.
Speaker 21 Hey, Joe, hey, Joe, when they swing, all you got to do is block.
Speaker 19 Yeah, all right.
Speaker 21
Okay. You got to block, Joe.
Yeah, okay. All right.
Yeah.
Speaker 21 Yeah, okay.
Speaker 21 Oh, I'm telling you, boy, I got the vision long term, boy.
Speaker 19 We go.
Speaker 19
Regina Hall and Anna Ferris are officially returning to Scary Movie 6. The Wayans brothers are back to write and direct.
Marlon Wayans confirmed the news in a post on Instagram.
Speaker 19
We can't wait to bring Brenda and Cindy back to life and be reunited with our great friends Keenan, Sean, and Marlon. Three men we literally die for.
In Brenda's case, again.
Speaker 19 Scary movie started in 2000 in one of the highest-grossing rated R horror movies of all time.
Speaker 19 The film opened with 42.5 million at the box office, marking the biggest debut for an R-rated horror movie and a black director at the time. Keenan Ivory Wayans wrote and directed the first two films.
Speaker 19 And Marlon Wayans and Sean Williams wrote and starred in the first two films.
Speaker 19 I mean, I loved it.
Speaker 21 It was an ape.
Speaker 19 Because then, guess what? Everybody, everybody, when that movie came out, everybody had
Speaker 19 the mask.
Speaker 19 Everybody was there.
Speaker 19 So I like,
Speaker 19 who was that? Ron, what's the guy?
Speaker 19 Courtney Cox?
Speaker 19 The sheriff.
Speaker 19 What was the cop name?
Speaker 19
Dewey. Yeah, Dewey.
Yeah.
Speaker 21 Hey, Dewey was a little slow, wasn't he?
Speaker 19
A little slow. Yeah, he's a little slow.
Yeah.
Speaker 19 Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 21 So they finna come out with another one?
Speaker 21 Yeah, them things are funny, man.
Speaker 19 But, you know, they,
Speaker 19 the backdrop of the story, if you go back and watch the Marlon Williams, he said how...
Speaker 19 I think it was Harvey Weinstein and his brother, they like
Speaker 19 got him out of it and they didn't write it. So you can tell.
Speaker 19 I mean, you can tell when the Williams, when they write something, and then somebody else come in and take it over because you're trying to jip them out of the money.
Speaker 19 But hopefully, this is
Speaker 19 hopefully with Keenan and Marlon and Sean back at the helm, it'll get back to its original base and be funny before
Speaker 19
they did what they did. Rapper 42 Doug says street clothes is better than designer.
We spent millions on designers just
Speaker 19 to just recently find out we look better in cheap street work clothes. Ojo? Who is we?
Speaker 21 Because I've been with, I've been, listen, who is we? I've been wearing Target and preaching about cheap stuff for the past 30 years.
Speaker 19
But you do sprinkle some designer in there. You got LV.
You got Balinci Yacht.
Speaker 21 I do that every so often.
Speaker 19 Every so often. But you outside of that,
Speaker 21
outside of that, I wear the same outfits over and over and over. I wear my dickies.
Outside of Dickie's, I love the street where he talk about
Speaker 21 on Instagrams.
Speaker 21 it's called the the gv gallery you know the the the the baggy clothes like that's that's it now target h m zara and urban outfitters that's been my attire joe the past 20 years you know the same thing constantly not every so often joe i put that on now you hear me joe yeah i go get a nice nice little ensemble you know
Speaker 21 i want you know
Speaker 19 Ensemble, but yeah, we got you.
Speaker 21
Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad. But, you know, hey, hey, Joe, you know, sometimes, you know, get a little design every boom, you know.
Yeah. Just
Speaker 21 remind them.
Speaker 21 You know,
Speaker 21 I put it.
Speaker 21 I'm a comfort person.
Speaker 21 I like comfort. I don't like
Speaker 21 dressed up. I want to be able to move.
Speaker 21
I like sweats, man. I want to be comfortable when I do something.
Yeah.
Speaker 19 Damn, Joe. You go to basketball practice?
Speaker 21 Yeah, that's kind of how I feel.
Speaker 21 And then, hey, look,
Speaker 21 unless we got something going on, I'm doing something.
Speaker 21 I'm comfortable, man.
Speaker 21 I ain't trying to put on too much.
Speaker 21 Yeah.
Speaker 19 Hallie Berry suddenly claps back at former MLB player, former husband David Justin, saying,
Speaker 19 you know, he was on all the smoke podcast and he said, one of the reasons why he divorced Hallie, she didn't cook, she didn't clean, and she didn't seem very motherly. So she took to her social media.
Speaker 19 Check out this photo response. Hallie Berry, pew, cooking, cleaning, and mothering.
Speaker 19 Let me
Speaker 19 If David wanted that type of woman, you probably shouldn't go get an actress that's starting to ascend to the height of her career.
Speaker 21 Oh, she was that huge, that girl.
Speaker 19 If you want somebody to cook, if you want a traditional woman,
Speaker 19 the likelihood of Hallie Berry, who's at the top, like in the mid-90s, so she's starting to ascend, to be that type. Now, there are women out there that cook clean.
Speaker 19 that i don't know her motherly skill i don't know if you can cook i don't know anything about that but i'm saying if that's what he was looking for he probably i'm just saying probably should have bypassed that stop and kept it moving
Speaker 19 because i mean
Speaker 19 in today's it's even getting harder to find that so this was back in the 90s
Speaker 21 you know how i ain't Joe, I tell you right now,
Speaker 21 if I'm dating you, you hear me? Don't you, don't don't come in my kitchen talk about cooking you ain't cooking nothing
Speaker 21 joe you're not running up my gas bill joe
Speaker 21 you hear me joe you see me hey joe you see i keep wiping wipe wiping myself right yeah if i if i got my laptop and my computer lined up plugged in i'm using that's electricity so i'm not gonna have my electricity working overtime right now while i'm on the show right now and have the ac running why would i why would i put that strain on my bill so you don't want your woman so you don't want your woman in the kitchen cooking for you you don't oh
Speaker 21 my bad hell no
Speaker 21 no i don't i listen joe it's not a prerequisite for me to have a woman that knows how to cook if i want to date a goddamn chef um i would date a goddamn chef
Speaker 19 hold up come on joe we gotta be you go you go get us
Speaker 19 we got we got the first gd the first time we didn't need the second one what i said
Speaker 21 we know you getting excited my bad i was just trying to get my point across my bad my bad okay i'm sorry i'm sorry I apologize, chat. Yeah, but but but Joe, um, you man, you know how I am.
Speaker 21
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not with the cooking. Women love to use that, use that as a as a sign, but hey, you should pick me because I know how to cook.
And I don't care nothing about that.
Speaker 21 Can you balance this checkbook?
Speaker 21 Can you help me? If I got a hundred dollars, how much of that are you adding to, or you, or are you, are you taking away? They're more, you know, I'm thinking long term, Joe.
Speaker 19 Hey, listen, it's not a requirement.
Speaker 19 For me, Joe, it's not, not it's it's not it's not a requirement but if you want to i i'm not saying every day i expect a home cooked meal it's not like my grandmother my grandfather got breakfast when he got up in the morning he's gonna get eggs he gonna get he gonna get you know he gonna get scrambled eggs he's gonna get grits or he's gonna get oatmeal when he came home at lunch either my grandma or my aunts or my sister was sitting that plate when he hit the door And he washed his hands, when he sat his butt in that chair, he expect
Speaker 19 that plate to be hitting that table. And when he came up out that feel
Speaker 19 at five o'clock six o'clock he expect that thing to be on the table that's not today i don't ex i don't expect that i've never really expected that have i had dated women that were able to cook sure but i've never had someone that wanted to cook every night yeah i agree
Speaker 21
was he married to was he married to her Okay, so listen. Yes.
Was she doing this
Speaker 21 at the beginning of the relationship?
Speaker 21 Was she cooking at the beginning of the relationship? Because if she wasn't cooking then, I don't know how you thought she was just going to flip.
Speaker 19 Bro, you got, at the time, she was turning into one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood. And you think she was going to be that?
Speaker 19
I think that was a conversation. You need to have a conversation.
What you expect in your woman
Speaker 19 and
Speaker 19
what the woman expect in the man. Ocho, I'm very simple.
And I told Ocho this, Joe. I accept someone as they are, not how I wish them to be.
Speaker 19 So if however you,
Speaker 19 that's who you are
Speaker 19 now when I don't look at you any other way
Speaker 19 you can't be mad
Speaker 19 so if you were if I were to have met somebody like like a like a movie star like Hallie Berry do y'all really expect me to think that lady gonna put her career because here's the thing
Speaker 19 you're asking her like cook and clean that woman have been on the set 14 hours yeah
Speaker 19 Or she might be oh she might be filming Ocho overseas somewhere. Yeah, now
Speaker 19 you got to factor, you have to factor all those things in
Speaker 19
into a relationship. What does she do? Now, if you, Ocho, if you, Ocho, you a professional.
Let's just say for the sake of argument, you dating a doctor or lawyer. So you expect her to cook and clean.
Speaker 19 No.
Speaker 19 A lot of times, if that's what you expect, she ain't going to have no job.
Speaker 19 Her job is going to be you. Yeah.
Speaker 21 i don't know joe i mean i've always been this way i know a lot of people like oh you talking crazy oh you talking stupid i've always been very simple
Speaker 21 always been very simple in all that i do and all that i actually require if i i hate to i hate to bring up the past the people the people from my past onk
Speaker 21 don't have to cook it's not a requirement i don't care anything about it if
Speaker 19 No, no, but if you want to cook, you like what Shannon,
Speaker 19 I want to do something for you.
Speaker 21 If you hungry, we're going to eat. Now, if there's a must and you just want to do it, then okay, but it is not necessary.
Speaker 19 Right.
Speaker 19 I ain't coming home like, whoo, man, I sure wish I had some smother-black pork chops.
Speaker 19 I sure would, you know what I'm saying, though, Joe. I, I, I, man,
Speaker 19 man, boy, if I had my good old pork, I don't know.
Speaker 21 And hey, Unc, can I ask you a question?
Speaker 19 Neck bones, mac and cheese, cornbread, made in the irons.
Speaker 21 Hey, Joe,
Speaker 21 I got a question for you, right?
Speaker 21 Women always say they have a, they have a saying,
Speaker 21
I don't want the bare minimum. Women, they love saying they don't want the bare minimum.
But when it comes to us, you being able to cook, it's giving us, that's just the bare minimum.
Speaker 21 Outside of that, what else is there for you to offer?
Speaker 21 I mean, yeah, like, come on, it's the bare minimum.
Speaker 19 I think, Ocho, at...
Speaker 19 Each relationship is different
Speaker 19
at different stages. I mean, when I was in college, I needed something different.
In the NFL in the beginning, I needed something different. In the middle, I needed something different.
Speaker 19 The end, I needed something different. So at each stage, the question is, have you found that person that's willing to grow with you and change, evolve with you as you go through these processes? Or
Speaker 19 these steps? Along this process.
Speaker 19 That's the interesting part because Joe, OJo, and I was having a conversation, it's easier to grow the partners
Speaker 19 So it takes, I mean, you got to work.
Speaker 19 Everybody that I've, that's ever had a, I've talked to that's in a relationship or been married for a substantial amount of time, they're like, they're like, man, Sharp, this, this is hard.
Speaker 19
You got to work to stay. You got to work to stay together.
I'm talking about every day because that person that you married or you met 15 years ago, she's not that person. He's not that person.
Speaker 19 So you have to evolve along with them.
Speaker 19 Because if you don't evolve, you become extinct
Speaker 19 yep
Speaker 19 you grow it's and it's easy to grow apart now all of a sudden oh choke guess what you in one bedroom she's meeting in the other
Speaker 19 now all
Speaker 19 you know yeah you watching tv in one room you watching tv in the other
Speaker 19 you know
Speaker 19 y'all talking she talking on the phone to her friends her family you talking on the phone to your sister your brother your family And y'all in the same room.
Speaker 21 Hold on, that's real. That's in the movie.
Speaker 19 No, that's real.
Speaker 21 Hey, Joe, do that happen to you, Joe? How you navigate through situations like that, Joe?
Speaker 21
Hey, man. Oh, Joe.
I ain't had no problems. I mean, I've had some
Speaker 21 relationships that didn't go well, but for the most part, take your time. But for the most part, you know,
Speaker 21 it's been pretty, it's been pretty smooth sailing over here, bro. Okay, okay
Speaker 21 but so hey shoot so like me and me and me and my girl right right she
Speaker 21 yeah
Speaker 21 so so and then is it best like for her to relocate to miami ruh uh uh it's about that time
Speaker 19 but that look that's that's something that you're gonna have to navigate
Speaker 19 i'm trying to move i want to be like joe ocho you got time hold on you got time oh joe you got to realize oh joe you're in the honeymoon phase you're in the honeymoon phase y'all really haven't had no disagreement We had a disagreement two weeks ago.
Speaker 21 You want to know what? Oh, Joe, oh Joe, oh Joe, take your time. Take your time, bro.
Speaker 19
Take it. Yes.
Take it.
Speaker 21
Get yourself a little time, brother. Okay, okay.
Now, when we talk about giving some time, how much time are we talking? Because I got my watch on, so let me know how much time I need.
Speaker 19
Well, no, you're going to know. Only you know.
You're going to know. Okay.
You'll know. Okay.
Speaker 21 Okay.
Speaker 21 So
Speaker 21 2026.
Speaker 21 That's long enough
Speaker 19 to move to move her in, yeah.
Speaker 21 Or I can move out there. Which one? Which one are we doing?
Speaker 19 I don't know what out there is, but okay.
Speaker 21 And I can go to the Celtic game all the time.
Speaker 19 Oh, okay. So she's in Massachusetts.
Speaker 21 So
Speaker 21 you think you're going to move to Massachusetts and give up your.
Speaker 19 He ain't moving nowhere.
Speaker 21 I like Boston.
Speaker 21
No, you don't. They got tea.
They got a lot of tea in Boston.
Speaker 19
We got a lot of other things, too. I ain't going to Boston.
But anyway, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 21 Hey, I lived in Boston for a good good little time.
Speaker 21 All to me, Joe, take your time now. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 21
hey, all right, now Boston, hey, they got them now. I live in Miami, Joe.
I live in Miami all my life, Joe. I know.
My little body got it like Miami.
Speaker 19
Well, I'm gonna let y'all have that. You know, you know what? This is exactly.
Y'all go ahead. I will exit out of this conversation.
I don't feel comfortably. I just want y'all to know.
Speaker 19
I don't feel comfortable talking this. Chat, I'm uncomfortable.
They're making me very, very uncomfortable.
Speaker 21 Oh, Joe, take your time, brother.
Speaker 21 Hey, Joe, I ain't got that much time, Joe. I'm on the other side of the mountain, Joe.
Speaker 21
I don't know what time clock you're living on. You got plenty of time.
What you mean? Let me talk to you, Joe. Let me talk to you real quick.
Listen to me, Joe.
Speaker 21 When I was in my 20s, when I was in my 30s,
Speaker 21 in my 40s, I'm on one side of the mountain, Joe.
Speaker 21
I got to the top of the mountain and I'm coming down the mountain, Joe. I ain't got that much time, Joe.
I ain't got that much time, Joe. I'm telling you, boy, I'm on the back end of life, boy.
Speaker 21
In a minute, I'm going to need somebody that's going to be able to pick me up and wipe me, Joe, when I can't do it no more. Nah, nah, nah, nah.
You need to stop me.
Speaker 21 Joe, are you not understanding, Joe? We on the back end. We on the back end of life, Joe.
Speaker 19 You mean we?
Speaker 19 What you mean?
Speaker 19 I got it. I'm thinking, I'm saying, God, I know I got me about 20, 25.
Speaker 19 Hey, listen.
Speaker 21 You're the same age. What are you talking about?
Speaker 19 Okay. I'm just saying I got a lot of people.
Speaker 21
Hey, Joe, I'm tired, Joe. Ain't nothing not there.
I'm telling you, man.
Speaker 21
Listen, Joe, stay with me, Joe. I believe it.
It's the same thing over and over and over and over. Joe, I'm sick of it.
It's like a merry-go-round, Joe.
Speaker 21
It don't matter where you go with the same result. Hey, just keep living, OJo.
Just keep living, man.
Speaker 21 I'm living.
Speaker 21 You can't rush that, man. You can't rush it.
Speaker 21 It didn't come to you.
Speaker 21
It came to me. See, this is the problem.
Y'all don't understand when God sends you something, right? And you be blocking the blessings, the man put it right there in your face for you.
Speaker 21 And you overthink your analysts too much and boom, you fuck up and you miss out.
Speaker 19 He sent you plenty of somethings. Huh?
Speaker 19 Let you tell him he sent you plenty of something.
Speaker 19 All the time.
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Speaker 19
Hey, check this out, guys. Nearly half of women on dating apps set their height preference to six foot and above, according to new research.
However, the data showed a stark reality that only
Speaker 19 3.9% of the men in the U.S.
Speaker 19 actually stand at six foot two or taller, making the pool of matches meeting extremely limited.
Speaker 19 Sociologists say height filters on dating platforms can drastically reduce the match opportunities, often eliminating potential partners who may align in values, lifestyle, and compatibility.
Speaker 19 Their preference for taller partners has deep cultural roots tied to the perception of protection, status, and attractiveness.
Speaker 19 Expert warns that while personal preferences are valid, narrowing dating parameters too much can lead to a misconnection and reinforce unrealistic standards in online dating culture.
Speaker 19 Now, think about it, Ocho. In the U.S.,
Speaker 19 3.9% of the men are 6'2 ⁇ or taller. Okay,
Speaker 19 so that's less than 4%.
Speaker 19 Now, let's put another filter in there. He needs to make $100,000.
Speaker 19
Now, let's put another filter in there. He needs to be highly educated.
Now, let me add another filter to you. He needs to be world travel.
He need to be, he likes to travel.
Speaker 19 Let me add you one more filter.
Speaker 19
Need to be a man of he has a man of faith, go to church, religious. Now, I gave you five filters.
You started out with a situation with 4% of the men.
Speaker 19 When you get down to it, Joe and Ocho, and you factor all that in.
Speaker 19
1%. Now you're talking about 1% or less.
Now,
Speaker 19 of that 1% or less,
Speaker 19 you got to hope he wants you.
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 21 Damn.
Speaker 19 I know what you're looking for. I know what you want.
Speaker 19 But what you want, does it want you?
Speaker 21 Stanzas are high, boy.
Speaker 19 My grandma used to say, Boy, I sure could use me a good old mess of tomatoes or something, but it sure don't agree with me.
Speaker 21 That's a good one. I like that.
Speaker 19 So now,
Speaker 19 what you want,
Speaker 19 does it want you?
Speaker 19 Think about it. 6'2 or taller.
Speaker 19 Makes at least six figures.
Speaker 19 Educated.
Speaker 19 Travel.
Speaker 19
Somewhat religious. I'm not saying you got to be the Pope or minister or something like that, but sometimes, you know, you see a lot of faith.
I want somebody God-fearing. I want faith-based.
Speaker 19
So I just gave you five filters. Only 4% of the population in the U.S.
are men, 6'2 or taller. Now I added 100 plus thousand.
Speaker 19 Now I added this, this, this, and this. You're talking about half a percent, a percent or less.
Speaker 19 And all the women that put that in there, you got to hope that it wants wants you in. And guess what?
Speaker 21 Uncle Ocho,
Speaker 21 he probably ain't on no date now.
Speaker 19 And what, oh, hold on, what about this?
Speaker 19 Kids. What if he got kids? I don't want nobody, no man with a kid.
Speaker 21 Oh, shit. You ain't.
Speaker 19 Okay, what if he don't want no woman with a kid?
Speaker 19 So
Speaker 19
I see exactly what they're saying. You miss a lot of the opportunity.
Well, I don't want that. I don't want.
Speaker 19 My grandma, my grandma, I'll never forget this story.
Speaker 19
My grandmother, she really loved this man. She loved this gentleman.
He'd go to church. He was everything that my grandmother wanted.
Speaker 19 My aunt came home and said she had broken up with him. My grandma said, I don't know why you left that good man.
Speaker 19 I remember just like yesterday. This had to be 1976,
Speaker 19 77.
Speaker 19
My aunt told my grandma, Mama, they plenty, they plenty fish in the sea. My grandma ain't bad than I.
She said, Yeah, but you might not catch him.
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 19 Next time you see my brother Ocho, ask him about that story.
Speaker 19 Mama, they plenty fish in the sea. Granny ain't bad than eye.
Speaker 19 Yeah, but you might not catch them.
Speaker 21 Hey.
Speaker 21 Boy.
Speaker 21 And you know what's funny too? When I think about it, Joe,
Speaker 21 you think about Unc said the percentage, the 1% of the expectations that he just used,
Speaker 21 I think it might be less than 1%.
Speaker 19
Yeah, oh, yeah, for sure. When you start talking about a man six foot two, you start talking about a man six foot two or taller.
You're talking about a man that makes six figures.
Speaker 19 You're talking about a man that
Speaker 19 has a a college degree, you're talking about a man that that potentially likes to travel, you're talking to a man that has somewhat of a religious, faith-based background.
Speaker 19 I'm not saying he goes to church every Sunday, I'm not saying he's he's practiced, but I'm saying he's somewhat to make you that the lady feels comfortable.
Speaker 19 Yeah,
Speaker 19 you shrunk that pool so small
Speaker 19 now. You're picking from this, that tiny, tiny pool.
Speaker 19 But that pool, no,
Speaker 21 he gets to cast his net in a piece oh hey so now you now now now you now you're speaking different now yeah the women the women that love the athletes that love the rich men the men of status the men that have millions when you have to you understand i think they already know i think they already know i look good i look fine so i'll be i'll be able to get at least one of those at least one of them And, you know, it's fun, obviously.
Speaker 21 And the people that have that kind of money,
Speaker 21 they understand, okay, this is nothing I can take seriously. This is just fun.
Speaker 21 It's
Speaker 21 how they view and think.
Speaker 21 That's how they view and think the mindset is.
Speaker 21 At some times, you know, they slip up and they get caught in 18 years worth of work.
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 21
Okay. You get where I'm going.
Thank you.
Speaker 19 It's tough, huh?
Speaker 21 It's tough. It's tough.
Speaker 21 How you see where I'm waving the white flag and I'm trying to get up out of here?
Speaker 21 I'm trying to get up. I'm trying to get about the game because I'm ascending.
Speaker 21 I'm ascending again.
Speaker 21
I'm trying to get up out of here, Joe. Hey, hey, keep ascending.
And you know, that time will come, man, when you feel like you need to make that. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 21
I talked to God yesterday. I talked to God yesterday.
He said, yeah, young fella.
Speaker 21 What did we talk about not too long ago, but all the people that are married? you notice what's going on for them and how life is for some reason the blessing just up out of nowhere yeah
Speaker 21 man stop playing joe i ain't got time to play joe hey but you can't hey oh joe you can't force it though ojo
Speaker 19 you can't run force
Speaker 21 nothing i hey listen i put everything together like legos if it don't fit i put it down
Speaker 21 if it don't fit i put it down but it fit right now
Speaker 19 The NCAA announced discipline for the Michigan Wolverines football program for a variety of infractions, most notably off-campus in-person scouting scheme spearheaded by a former staffer.
Speaker 19 The NCA tab for the Michigan case could range of $30 million.
Speaker 19 10% of the football program budget fine is at least $7.2 million based on the $72 million that they spent in 2024 on the football budget.
Speaker 19 A two-year postseason fine is expected to be at least $20 million, but could easily get more than $25 million with the college football playoff revenue changes in 2026.
Speaker 19 A 10% scholarship awarded is more than $800,000.
Speaker 19 Ojo, Joe, what is your take on sign stealing? Is it chess or do you despise it?
Speaker 21 I mean, it's cheating. It's frowned upon in any sport, in any game.
Speaker 21 If I'm mistaken, I think the Houston Nationals had an incident like this in the World Series, if I'm not mistaken, the banging on the side of the bullpen or whatnot.
Speaker 19 Yeah, the trash can.
Speaker 21 But to me, honestly, even with you knowing what the signs are, even with you knowing what plays are coming, it's still up to you individually to win that battle. Okay, you know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 21 No, I'm gonna beat you anyway. But again, it gives it gives the team an advantage,
Speaker 19 absolutely an advantage.
Speaker 21
So, I mean, it's something that's that's frowned upon. And listen, they did it anyway, and now they're being punished for it.
And it's been what, how many years has it been since that, huh?
Speaker 21 I thought they got punished for it already. I think
Speaker 19 I mean, they go, they seem like they suspend Sharon Moore every
Speaker 19 year.
Speaker 19
He can suspend it to 25. He spin it to 26.
I think he got suspended at 24.
Speaker 21 And listen, yeah, I think
Speaker 21 it's happened more than that one time. They just the only team that's kind of got caught.
Speaker 21 I think with college football now, even with college sports in general, due to the NIL, man, I.
Speaker 21 I think this is a big is a professional sport now.
Speaker 19 You know, it's no longer just
Speaker 21 college basketball.
Speaker 19 I mean, you think about $72 million Joe and Ocho just on the football.
Speaker 21 That's crazy.
Speaker 19 Let's see, kid. That's crazy.
Speaker 21 Hey, you know what? I just thought about
Speaker 21 we talk about college football and them stealing signs. Boy, you see all them goddamn signs and signals they be doing on the sideline with the damn cardboards and shit.
Speaker 21 How the hell you go to know what the hell they call him? Man, they got somebody watching all that. Hey, hey, Joe, you watch the quarterback on the sideline?
Speaker 21
Boy, he'd be over there throwing up gang signs. Yeah.
Like, what the hell? Oh, Joe, I guarantee they got somebody out there who only there just to watch them signals.
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 19 They do. That's how they got caught.
Speaker 21 They be having a cardboard with the symbols and late.
Speaker 21 Man,
Speaker 21 too much going on.
Speaker 19 But you know what? They figured it out.
Speaker 19
All right. Here we go.
Time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q.
Speaker 21 Damn, I was feeling good tonight. Boy, are you sure you want to get off already?
Speaker 19 We had two hours.
Speaker 21 Wi-Fi jumping over there.
Speaker 19 Y'all keep going.
Speaker 19 Come on. Come on.
Speaker 19
Get right 904. Trevor Lawrence has a playoff win, largest comeback in playoff history.
Don't disrespect us like that. Go Jag.
Sorry, beat your jacket. You're right.
Y'all guys did.
Speaker 19 Y'all came back from 20, what was it, 24-0?
Speaker 19
They came from 24-0 down to beat the Chargers. So my bad.
My bad. I apologize.
Trevor Lawrence does have a playoff win.
Speaker 19
It was against the Chargers. So sorry, didn't mean to disrespect you guys.
And yes, you beat our Broncos in 96. Go Jags, Duval.
Speaker 19
King Govan said, I'm confused. Bengals' last playoff game was in 2022 season.
They're contenders, Ocho. They have the same chances my Bears on winning or making the Super Bowl.
Zero.
Speaker 21
He said the same as the Bears. Wow.
No disrespect to the Bears and Ben Johnson and Caleb Williams. Did you really just compare the Bears' chances to the Bengals? Is that what we do?
Speaker 19 That we did.
Speaker 21
I'm not sure why. He must have just started watching football maybe two years ago.
If that,
Speaker 21 well, neither one of them made the playoffs last year. So don't do that, Joe.
Speaker 19
So he got a porno, Joe. That's what Joe said to say.
Joe said he got a porno.
Speaker 21 I'm saying, where that where the Atlanta Hawks was at last year? They made the playoffs?
Speaker 19 Joe said he right here with us talking to us.
Speaker 21 He'll play for the Hawks. I'm saying he.
Speaker 19 You say Joe said when I was there, they made the playoffs. I made sure that let him know something.
Speaker 21 Hello,
Speaker 19 don't worry about it. Yeah,
Speaker 19 I know my team, my team made the playoffs. Both of my teams made the playoffs.
Speaker 21 Listen, that's what I want to know, too. Who are you really rooting for? You're saying both of your teams, like what you got going.
Speaker 19 Did I adopt? Hold on, I want to
Speaker 21 heago. He goes, Why you got him started, Joe? You didn't got him started, but now he's going to be going to get the helmet, Joe.
Speaker 21 Hey, he was, he was in Baltimore
Speaker 21 for 24 hours. He was in Baltimore for 24 hours
Speaker 19 and won a Super Bowl.
Speaker 19 And won a Super Bowl.
Speaker 19
And went to the playoffs both years I was there and won a playoff game. Won four playoff games when I was there at the first year and won one the next year.
You got to write.
Speaker 21 You got to write the root for both teams.
Speaker 19 Yes.
Speaker 19 You make it seem, oh, Joe, you make it seem like now for half a season.
Speaker 21
I mean, it was short. It was two years.
Two years is very short.
Speaker 19 How many many guys go somewhere for two years?
Speaker 21 Hey, you was with the Ravens for the honeymoon phase. That's all that was.
Speaker 21 Honeymoon.
Speaker 19 Hey.
Speaker 19 You showed nice.
Speaker 19 290 Wheels of Sorrows. Rex says Revis, Sanders, Champ, Tyla,
Speaker 19 Rod Woodson.
Speaker 19 Or Charles versus Moss, A.B., Rice, T.O., Hill, or Julio. Who's coming out on defense? Who's coming out on offense?
Speaker 19 So, hold up, I guess he's asking who's going to be the starting corners, right?
Speaker 19 So, if you got Revas, Prime, Champ, Tyla,
Speaker 19 Charles, and Rod.
Speaker 21 And they primed?
Speaker 19 And you're like, okay, and the receivers are Moss, AB, Rice, T.O., Hill, Julio. Who's coming out on offense? Who's coming out on defense?
Speaker 21 I'm going Moss and T.O.
Speaker 21 On offense. And D on defense.
Speaker 19 No, that's who you're going to start.
Speaker 19 That's who we're going to be in.
Speaker 19
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Speaker 21 On defense,
Speaker 21 I'll probably go. Um,
Speaker 21 I'll probably go champ,
Speaker 21 champion C. Wood
Speaker 19 after what Reeves did to you, you gonna leave him off?
Speaker 21 That was one, that's one season. Champion, champion, champion, um, and Wood did it.
Speaker 19 I don't know who, oh, what you call him, one to champion, um,
Speaker 19 Jason Taylor. Was Jason Taylor MVP or a defensive player of the year that year? That Reevers had that historic season in 2009.
Speaker 19 Yeah, who wasn't MVP? Oh, Joe, on that, I mean, a defensive player of the year that year.
Speaker 21 Oh, Joe, yeah, Revers got you that year. He got the best day.
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 21 Goddamn body that year. Ain't nobody had over 50 yards.
Speaker 19 Me,
Speaker 21 Randy, T.O.,
Speaker 21 Megatrons, Calvin John. Like, no, he got.
Speaker 19
He had a season. What you call him? Sertan just had a season.
Everybody, boy.
Speaker 19 All right. Who you got?
Speaker 19 Oh, okay. So
Speaker 19 you went with Champ and
Speaker 19 they prime?
Speaker 21 Man, stop playing
Speaker 21 so you only you only can pick two out of the five hundred
Speaker 19 yeah
Speaker 19 i'm taking prime i'm taking prime and
Speaker 19 rod
Speaker 21 i'm check i'm taking prime and charles
Speaker 19 who your receivers uh
Speaker 19 get run them off again i think i heard jared moss randy moss antonio brown jerry rice t.o uh tyreek julio i'm I'm going Julio and
Speaker 21 Moss.
Speaker 19 I'm going Jerry and T.O.
Speaker 19 I like it.
Speaker 19 Ozo 22, Ocho, your half-Korean cousin out here playing with L LAFC. You check in with Hume Minister.
Speaker 21
Yeah, Hume Sam. My cousin, my cousin, he played for Tottenham.
He just transferred. Obviously, EPLC that started today.
Speaker 21 He missed the game, Uncle and Joe Liverpool played Bournemouth, had an unbelievable comeback. But yeah, my cousin plays for South Korean, Hu Ming Sun.
Speaker 21
He's been in Tottenham for a very long time. Now he's at LAFC.
And I'm not sure when I have time to go down there and see him and have that family reunion. But I'm excited.
Speaker 21 For those of you in the chat, didn't know. Yes, I have a cousin that is from South Korea.
Speaker 19 I thought you said you had a cousin that's Puerto Rican.
Speaker 19
You know, you got kids. You know, you got kids.
You got careful, boy.
Speaker 19 I got like, like, like us, we got to like, is that really your cousin? Because you know, Joe, we'll claim black people, that's my cousin. Yeah.
Speaker 19 And I'm closer kin to a Connie Corusso than y'all are to that dude right there. We call that dog kid.
Speaker 19 That's my kin.
Speaker 19 So I gotta ask, I gotta ask real questions. I like, y'all, y'all really like, really related?
Speaker 19 Y'all like, you know, brother, sister, children, y'all like, you know, that's your, that's your aunt, kid, or something like that.
Speaker 19 Oh, no, no, that's my play because we play entirely too much with these other teams.
Speaker 19
You already know it. Dr.
Frankie L. Bellamy said, hey, fam, since y'all love NASCAR, who you riding with? Burt Reynolds and Smokey and the Bandit, or Will Farrell and Tallinn Nights?
Speaker 19 I mean, I kind of grew up with Smokey.
Speaker 21 Smoking the Bandit, too, boy, what you talking about?
Speaker 19 I grew up with Smokey and the Bandit.
Speaker 21 Smokey and the Bandit. A to M, classic, boy.
Speaker 19 Oh, yeah. that five birds
Speaker 19 oh man
Speaker 19 it was the good old days right there
Speaker 19 mike mike said new show uh ocho and iso go hunting joe you know
Speaker 21 i ain't i ain't i ain't i ain't never been hunting oh uh but i i'm How you from Arkansas?
Speaker 19 I ain't never been hunting.
Speaker 21 I've been in the sports all my life.
Speaker 21
I ain't never been no hunting. But listen, that don't mean I can't hunt now.
I'm a fast learner now.
Speaker 19 Yeah. I can see, hey, Hey, Joe, you know, Joe, have you ever shot a gun? Have you ever shot a long gun?
Speaker 21 What's up?
Speaker 19 You ain't scared of the recoil, buddy. Uh-huh.
Speaker 21 When is uh hunting season? It's about to come up, ain't it?
Speaker 19
Yeah, okay. What you hunting? Well, now what we hunting, what we going to hunt.
Oh, oh, bye, baby. Bye, baby.
Speaker 21
You know what I want to do? I used to do back in the day. Hey, too, Joe.
You went to Arkansas, right?
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 21 Y'all, the Razorbacks?
Speaker 19 Yeah.
Speaker 21 Yeah, I used to, I used to, uh, I hunted a Razorback before and why and a wild boar
Speaker 21 Did you really?
Speaker 19
Yeah, man. Yeah, man.
They got to the same thing, but okay, Ocho.
Speaker 19 Where you did this at Ocho?
Speaker 21 A little bit, huh? Where you did this at?
Speaker 21 In Africa.
Speaker 19 Why you got to go where you're Africa?
Speaker 19 They got places right there in Texas that you can go kill feral pigs. Nah, I'm not talking about no pig.
Speaker 21 I talk about wild hogs. I had to go out there.
Speaker 19 That's what?
Speaker 21 You do that.
Speaker 21 I ain't never been to Texas like that. You know, Houston is off limits for me.
Speaker 19 You know what I mean?
Speaker 21 Nah, man.
Speaker 21
I'm focused. I'm locked in.
Hold on. Why Houston off limits?
Speaker 21 What?
Speaker 21 You never been to Houston? Yeah.
Speaker 19 I don't know if y'all noticed there's a lot of things off limits to me, but Houston is one of those things.
Speaker 21
Hey, Joe, Atlanta, Houston. Well, that's the devil's playground, boy.
I don't want no part of that. I don't want no part of that.
Speaker 19 Yeah, thinking about i'm thinking about moving myself
Speaker 21 where you moving to
Speaker 19 i was looking at uh i was looking at like
Speaker 19 cypress katie texas oh you put yeah
Speaker 21 the hell let me know let me know now because if you if you move i'll come on down there too now
Speaker 19
No, because then you're going to be wanting to do the show. Hey, up.
See, if we both live in Texas, we can do the show some days.
Speaker 19
I already know. I already know what type of time you are.
Absolutely.
Speaker 21 Oh, yeah.
Speaker 21 Matter of fact, we could do the show at Area 29.
Speaker 19 No, we can't. No, we can't.
Speaker 21 Yeah, we could. Hey,
Speaker 21 so hey, listen, listen, don't leave me. Don't leave me in the dark now.
Speaker 21 If you, if you're deciding to move to Texas, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I get my line first, boy, because I go get me somebody for 20,000 square feet for a little penny.
Speaker 19 You ain't lying, yeah, you ain't lying, Ocho
Speaker 19 due 7, 2-7.
Speaker 19
Respect you, Unc and Ocho. Just wanted to shout out my children, Ryland, Rory, and Reese.
Die Hard Bronco fan would appreciate a shout out for them.
Speaker 19
Rylan, Rory, and Reese, your dad, want to give you guys a shout-out. Hopefully, you've had a great day.
Hey, Bronco Country, we riding this year. You know what I'm saying? That's what we do, Ojo.
Speaker 19 Hey, Bo Nicks, Cortland Sutton, that defense. Ooh, Pat Sertan, a PS2.
Speaker 19 Bronco Country. Stand up.
Speaker 19 Gonna beat y'all on Monday night. Wait, who is y'all?
Speaker 21 You must be talking to Joe. Nah.
Speaker 19 Cincinnati Bingles.
Speaker 21 But that ain't happening.
Speaker 19 Beat the breaks off, y'all.
Speaker 19
That concludes this episode of Nightcap. Thank each and every one of you guys for joining us.
Y'all know me. I'm your favorite uncle Shanna Sharp.
My partner and co-host, Liberty City's own. Bingles.
Speaker 19
Ring of Fame honoree, Madden Ratings Adjuster, Pro Bowler, All Pro. That's Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson.
And the third member of the big three, University of Arkansas Lum,
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Arkansas Native. Here he is, ladies and gentlemen.
And his Wi-Fi did not fix tonight, Iso Joe Johnson. Please make sure y'all hit that subscribe button.
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Titans beat the Falcons 23 to 20. Thank you guys for joining us.
We'll be back tomorrow. Same time?
Speaker 19 A little later.
Speaker 19
We're after a preseason game, but we're on tomorrow. So you don't want to miss it.
Appreciate that, Joe. Enjoy the rest of your
Speaker 19
after the Giants yes. Appreciate that, Joe.
Enjoy the rest of your evening, Ocho, tomorrow. All right.
Speaker 19 Peace out.
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