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Stay tuned, Wimby.

God dang, Wimby leg skinny.

Hey, but hey, Wimby gonna be an animal this year, man.

Listen, first,

he was out there with the monks, huh?

Yeah, I saw that.

Yeah, with the Shaolin monks.

The Shaolin.

You know, understanding, understanding and learning the art of discipline.

Discipline.

You know, they don't play.

And then you go from learning discipline and quietness to going to KG.

And then that's just like the completely different side of the spectrum.

I like it.

So

getting a healthy balance of both, being disciplined and then learning to have that intensity when it's time to play the game.

Yep.

Stay tuned.

Ocho, if you could have worked with any retired player, who would have been?

If you could work work out with anybody.

Like in the gym, workout?

Or you mean?

No, doing what you're your craft.

Train.

Oh, train?

Oh, that's a good one.

Boy, I like that.

I like that.

That's a good question right there, boy.

You know what?

Probably Jay Smooth, Jimmy Smith.

Jimmy was like that.

Jimmy Smith.

Jimmy Smith was like that.

Yeah.

And

that'd be one I would want to train with.

Probably Jimmy Smith.

And matter of fact,

add Isaac Bruce to that too.

Rebel Knight.

Man, I add Isaac Bruce to that too, man.

Jay Smooth.

Them two young fellas, man.

I'm talking about young fellas.

I looked up to them, man, watching they film everything.

But they run that speed.

They run that speed out to perfection.

That speed out and that dig out.

Boy, listen.

That thing fall off the table, man.

Isaac Bruce.

Man, stop playing.

After reportedly losing 31 pounds this offseason, Luca suited up for Sylvinia in the Euro basket, showcasing improved fitness and a more refined game.

Luca has been putting in the work this offseason.

Luca look good, but he looks good.

God damn it, Luca looks like he my size.

Boy, he looked, hey, Luca looks like he about my size.

What do you think, Luca weighs right now?

215-ish, 220?

Yeah, yeah, that's me.

That's me.

I'm about 215, 220 right now, but I'm a little bit more.

But he's 6'8.

He what?

6'8

god damn he that tall yeah

it don't look like it on tv yeah i think he like six seven and a half

okay how tall luca

i think he like six seven and a half

damn he's six six they list him at six six on yo okay okay so he cobe he kobe height okay okay i like that hey speaking of basketball right hey i'm hey speaking of basketball i'm playing

you know, the big three.

The big three,

they got a celeb game coming up soon.

I think August 17th in Dallas.

In Dallas.

And I'm telling you ahead of time.

Hey, chat, I'm telling you ahead of time.

When you see the footage,

when you see the footage and I go out and I drop 20,

you hear me on?

20 what?

20, 20, who?

20 what?

20 points.

Okay.

Now, I'm going to tell y'all, I do a whole lot of talking when it comes to some of the things that I can do.

Very few times have I been able to put my skill on display.

This is one of the few times where the world will be able to see me

and see

the fact that I look like Jamal Crawford and Kyrie Irving

all in one

with my ability to handle the ball.

Now, when it comes to being able to facilitate and pass, I'm like a mixture of LeBron and magic.

You hear me?

And so I'm sitting here telling you what it's going to look like.

People probably going to laugh, say, oh, you can't hoop, you can't do that.

I'm telling you right now, when you see the footage, you're going to be surprised.

You'll be like, well, God damn, I ain't know my co-host get hooped like that.

And I'm going to do one.

I'm going to do another solid for you.

I'm going to wear Chucks.

I'm not going to wear basketball shoes.

I'm going to wear Chuck Taylors.

So I'm going to go out there.

I'm going to drop 20, probably 20,

28, and 6, you know, because I can facilitate two.

And I'm going to wear a pair of Chucks.

Now, watch.

It's Dallas, Texas.

Big three Saled basketball game.

Oh, you know another Dallas?

Well, there is a Dallas, Georgia, but you wouldn't know anything about that, but okay.

Nah, I don't know about that.

But wait till you see this movie, though.

Hey, Gilly playing.

Who wait, Gilly playing?

Dez Bryant playing.

I forgot the rest of the, I got the rest of the people that's playing, but Mount Friday Guard, listen, they're going out there for recreational purposes.

They have fun.

I'm going out of the show.

I could probably come off the bench for the heat right now.

That's what I'm trying to show, huh?

Come off the bench.

I'm trying to show people, even at my age, in a sport that's not mine, it's not my.

specified craft in which I grew up playing, I'm good enough to come off the bench for the heat.

That's what I'm gonna show.

That's what it's gonna look like.

Like, that's the kind of skill set I possess.

I take your word for it.

Yeah, I mean, listen, you don't have to take my word for it because you're gonna see the footage.

You'll see it.

Offset says that he and Quavo are no longer have tension and talk every other week.

It'd be the internet trying to do some old-ish, but

with us, it ain't about that.

Like, we holler at each other.

We gotta holler at each other at the end of the other day.

At the end of the day, man, that's family.

At the end of the day, man, you're gonna bump heads with your family sometime.

And today, a in ain't finna play with him, or in ain't finna play with me, yeah.

Okay,

look,

that life is like a, yeah, you know,

it's, I mean, it'd be, it would be hard.

I think

they like related, they like cousins or something, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think, I think they family, I think they family, but it's good, it's good to put things but like life is too short huh

y'all you know you you lost you lost your brother you know i like to call him even i don't know if they relate or not but you lost your brother you know yeah and when you lose someone when you lose family like that someone that close to you that was a part of of of a brotherhood there's no need for y'all to be bickering and going back and forth.

There's no need.

Whatever's going on, you make amends and you move forward and do what you do best.

That's making music.

You get the outside noise.

Life is too short for that.

It is.

I really like the press run.

I like the press run that set is on right now.

Obviously, having music, getting ready to come out.

I think he has an album coming out.

And he's been on Joe Budden.

He's been on some other podcasts.

And I like what he's doing.

His head is in a good space.

Obviously, being able to talk about you know

the past and and some of the situations from the past and where he's at now and and where he's going forward you know in life and listen stuff happens you know you take it and you move on and he's doing just that yeah

Men should be able to sit down and have a conversation and

whatever we disagreed upon.

I mean, it can't be bigger than what brought us together.

Yeah, come on now.

For the length of time that we've been together,

it ain't that serious, is it?

I mean, is it that serious?

I mean, did you do something that really, really harmed me?

I ain't going to really get up and arm about a lady.

I ain't going to do that.

Nah, nah.

Nah, you know.

You never let, you never let, you never let

outside influence, whether it's a love interest,

get in between family.

Never that.

I agree.

I agree.

And you might be upset.

There might might be some things that occur

that you don't like,

but you don't get mad at the fella.

Because the fella, at times, depending on who it is,

it's a blessing in disguise if she play the way she play.

And it'll let you know, yeah, that wasn't for you anyway.

Correct.

That one for you anyway.

So, I mean, that's neither here nor there,

but it is what it is.

Eddie Murphy tells Complex that his Mount Rushmore films are Coming to America, Shrek, Nutty Professor, and 48 Hours.

I agree.

See, me, I like Norbit.

I mean, people that meet Norbit was terrible.

I love Norbit.

You love Norbit?

Confucius?

Hold on.

Do you like Norbit because he was able to play multiple characters?

Hell yeah, that's what he did to Nutty Professor with his grandma.

I'm gonna kill you.

Hey, for one, I'm surprised he kept life off of it.

Oh, man,

I love that life.

Life is an iconic movie.

If you catch life, it knows if you catch life and you flipping the channel, Harlem Knights.

But

he chose Harlem Knights, though, right?

Coming to America, Shrek, Nutty Professor, 48 Hours.

See, I, man, listen.

Nah, nah, I don't agree with any.

Boomerang,

but man, listen.

Harlem Knights,

life

coming to America in the number four spot

is up for grabs.

Hey, I would say, listen, I would have said the motherfucker.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I would have said the Golden Child.

Yeah.

I would have said

Harlem Knights got to be in there for me.

Yeah.

I like Nutty Professor.

I mean, that, I mean, the,

but I think what with Reggie, see, that was, and at the dinner table, when he played all them, when he,

his brother and

the dad and the mama, and he played all the characters.

Yeah.

But when he on stage,

and Reggie, Reggie said, should I get him out of here?

Should I get him?

Yeah.

That was.

Should I get him?

And the crowd is like, man, they're like, yeah, get it.

Should I get him?

Hey, that was classic.

That was classic.

But hey, man,

Eddie had some heat back in the day now.

Yeah.

I mean, listen.

What was that movie?

He was in a serious movie.

What was the last Mr.

Charlie?

Mr.

Charles?

There was a movie.

I like Dream.

He was good in Dream Girls.

Yeah,

Dream Girl is awesome.

Listen,

all of those movies are good.

Mr.

Church, that was it.

Go look at Mr.

Church when he's serious.

Man, Eddie liked that.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Listen, Eddie got ranged.

Now,

I'm not going to say that.

We know Eddie got ranged, but when we talk about the Mount Rushmore movies that you've done, there's no way if you ask 100 people that have watched Eddie Murphy movies.

Oh, life is going to be on there.

Life and Coming to America is going to be two that's going to be on there.

48 Hours were probably one

that basically brought him out.

Yeah.

That was Axel.

Yeah.

Listen, I told you, I'm throwing, listen, the funny movies, the comedy is cool.

We know Eddie for comedy, but

I like those movies that.

And I like, look, I liked him as Donkey.

And I think he's going to get his own.

Oh, I love Eddie and Donkey.

I mean, hey,

he was unbelievable.

He was funny.

And the mannerisms, how he be, and his ears fall back.

Yeah.

That big old grin.

As a matter of fact, I think he's going to get an offshoot.

He's going to get his own, like, like pussy boots, like Antonio Bandera's character.

Yeah, yeah.

That cat got his own.

Yeah, well, but eddie man eddie was

well eddie had a stretch there boy he was

he could he he wasn't to be played he couldn't be touched most definitely

most definitely

and he had a song went to number two with uh uh uh uh rick james party all the time wait eddie had a song yeah With Rick James?

My girl liked to party all the time.

But I ain't never heard that.

Oh, yeah, man.

Yeah.

I didn't know that.

Why you want to hurt me?

After all of the things I've done for you.

You know that?

He went to number two.

I got to check that out.

Yeah.

Everybody went like that, Rick.

That's like a like that.

My girl like the party all the time.

You pull it up and you try to find it.

Oh.

But you check it out, don't you?

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Uh-oh, oh Joe, customers are fuming over McDonald's sauce policy.

According to McDonald's sauce policy, people ordering a four-piece chicken McNugget, McNugget, can only snag a single dipping sauce.

You can get one sauce.

You only get one sauce when you order six piece as well.

Right.

10 piece will bump it up to two.

20 piece, get a measly three sauces.

Man, stop this, McDonald's.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on.

It's always been like that, though.

You get one sauce with your nuggets, right?

If you get 10 of you get two sauces, I mean, listen, anything after that, you got to pay for.

They used to put, first of all, they used to put sauces in there.

If you didn't even ask for them, they'll ask you, what do you want?

Sweet and sour?

I think it was honey mustard, sweet and sour.

Sweet and sour.

Barbecue.

Didn't they have a Polynesian sauce or something?

I don't know about that.

I think they have a Polynesian sauce.

Yeah.

Listen, the funny thing about...

I've never been a chicken McNugget guy.

I never have.

And most of the time, I have.

You eat chicken McNuggets?

I absolutely sure will.

Okay, okay.

Okay, I see you.

Okay, okay.

Listen, I always get my number one.

Number one, extra cheese with no onions, coke with no ice.

Or if I'm on a date.

What's the number one, a quarter pounder or something?

No, no, Big Mac, Big Mac, Uncle, Big Mac.

I ain't had no Big Mac.

I ain't had no Big Mac in 20 years.

Yeah, and this is what I used to do.

Let me tell you about my first days.

Hey, chat, stay with me real quick.

You know, I'm all about saving money.

I'm all about being financially conscious you know i've always said i want to act my wage huh not my age act my wage so on first dates you know i used to take women that i would like to court i would take it to mcdonald's on the first date and i get the number seven huh you know what the number seven is right i don't number seven is the two cheeseburger meal okay

boom i'm talking i'm knocking two birds out with one stone with one meal so we get two burgers i get a large fry and when i get my coke i just tell them give me two straws.

You see what I'm saying?

So that's romantic.

You see where my mind is at?

So I'm saving money.

Lay in the tramp stuff.

Yeah.

See, not, see, not even that.

I'm cooking.

I'm cooking.

So I get two straws, right?

Boom.

First date, I sit from one straw.

She sit from the other.

I give her one burger.

I got one burger.

And we share the fries.

Boom.

Boom.

I just save money.

So I got one meal, but I'm feeding two people.

So boom, we can elevate and we can work our way to the finer restaurants.

But

can I trust you to enjoy what I love most?

Okay.

Before I take you to Chris Ruth, huh?

Ruth Chris.

Close enough.

Yeah,

I think that's a brother.

Who?

Chris Ruth.

That's Ruth Chris' brother.

He changed his name.

My bad.

Okay, but you know what I mean?

No, I don't know nothing.

I don't know nothing about them five-star restaurants.

I just know like women like to go there and they like to put on their nice stuff and give looks.

You know, I don't, you know, I don't be.

And take a picture of their food.

Yeah,

and take a picture of their outfit and look at me.

But no,

at 20 piece, you should get at the bare minimum, four sauces.

At least, what, two?

20 piece?

At least four.

Listen, I think they're doing it right.

I think they're doing it right.

If you get a four piece, you only need one.

If you get a six piece, you still only need one.

If you get 10, now you need two.

Three.

20 piece, at least for five.

Nah, I don't know about that, boy.

I don't know about that.

That's a

yeah.

That's tough.

I know.

I know.

That's tough.

But I understand.

Hey, what's up, Titus?

Stop on that bar, okay?

Yeah,

man,

20 piece with three sauces, man.

So seven, so basically, like six and a half nuggets per sauce?

Well, not really.

It depends on how you dip.

If you got a heavy hand, well, that's your problem.

Yeah.

It only takes to dip, bite.

Dip, bite.

Nah, it only take two dips depending on how you eat.

It depends on how you eat.

You got to be careful.

Like, it don't take the...

You know, I got to be careful when I'm eating.

You don't want to dry your nugget and sauce, huh?

I do.

Ah, that's the problem.

And then ketchup.

Now, I get a large, I get a large, extra large fry.

You give me one ketchup.

Like, really?

You do realize that your name ain't Croc, your name ain't McDonald's.

Man, put my five or five ketchups in that bag.

I don't think, I don't think they have a problem giving away ketchup.

Them ketchups,

they come in plenty.

They come in both.

They don't like to give them away.

They give me a super sized fry and give me two ketchups.

No.

Oh, boy.

Oh, that's crazy.

Yeah.

Oh, if you want extra dipping sauce, it'll set you back 22 cents.

So each sauce costs an extra 22 cents.

Yeah.

Oh, well, listen.

Listen, I know we're not.

We can't complain.

We can't complain about 22 cents sauce when everybody, they don't got no probably going to

Finney Hama.

They don't say nothing about the prices there.

They don't say nothing about the prices at some of these

at Fish Sexy.

Or they don't say nothing when they go to Barbone.

They don't complain about the prices at all these nice places.

Huh?

Carbon's?

That's what I said.

I said Barbone.

I mean, Carbone.

Oh, yeah.

Carbone, yeah.

They don't say nothing about all them fancy.

They don't say nothing about the prices there.

Oh, no, no.

When they go to the nice places,

oh, they want to spend all this money just to say, oh, look where I'm at.

But they complain about McDonald's and they 22 cents for extra sauce.

But they don't charge you extra for holiday sauce, they don't charge you extra for A1 steak sauce, even though they don't have it.

I mean, they'll have it if you ask for it.

But the chef probably looks at you like it, bro, you don't need to put nothing on this.

This is a chef's perfection, right?

Right.

I mean, listen, man, I just,

I just,

I mean, listen,

it's business,

it's yeah, in order to

stay in business, how much is a 20-piece nugget?

How much does a 20-piece nugget cost now?

$7?

$10?

$10?

$12 for a 20-piece nugget?

Nah, I ain't need that much.

But look what you get.

You get your fries and a soda.

$12.

You get fries and a soda with that.

Bunk, you got, listen, inflation.

This ain't the 80s where cheeseburger was 30 cents.

This ain't the 80s.

Inflation, everything is high rising.

How much is a cheeseburger?

I remember cheeseburger was a dollar with 92 for 99 cents.

Yeah, it sure was.

I don't know about heart.

I think, if I'm not mistaken, the number seven, if I'm not right, is 836.

It comes to 836.

Damn.

836.

Oh.

I'm trying to think.

You know, they still got that egg muffin.

They still got that egg McMuffin.

That's what I get in the morning.

Sausage, egg, and muffin.

No, no, no.

I just get the egg white McMuffin.

Do they have still have the egg white McMuffin?

Yeah, you can.

I think so.

I think you can get that.

But listen, for breakfast, I get the hot cakes with sausage, three, you know, three pancakes with the sausage, and I get the sausage, egg, and muffin with the large orange juice.

Now, what I wish McDonald's would bring back is the cinnamon roll they used to sell when I was this back in 05, 04.

They used to have the cinnamon rolls.

I mean, the original cinnamon roll,

not the cinnamon.

I don't like the cinnamon.

I'm talking about the cinnamon roll.

oh my god

boy listen

i do anything but you haven't been to j alexanders

uh-huh that breakfast spot yeah no j alexanders no it's like uh um

i'll think about you know what i think about jay christopher okay yeah i have never been to j alexanders it's jay alexanders when i was playing with the bangles on Every home game, I go to J Alexander's after the game is over.

They have these honey butter croissants that they give you.

Honey butter croissants.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

geez

they've been gone for about 10 or 10 11 years my homeboy in cincinnati hit me boy you won't believe what they got back in back in the back in the store the honey butter croissants are finally back after what 12 13 years gone wow

i can't wait to get some of them things

Ojo, speaking of food, Kev on stage shared a video of his kids' lunch these days.

Check a look at this video.

So my kids have been complaining about how bad their school lunch lunch is, and they brought me a sample.

So let's see if it's worse than we had as kids.

You've got bags of milk, okay?

There's no straw in this bag.

It's just little packets of chocolate and white milk.

A random bag of what I thought was cabbage or the beginnings of coleslaw and apparently it is a

salad.

Bean and cheese dip.

I guess you're supposed to use the original Fritos the worst in the pack and make you a Frito salad through three random French toast sticks

and then you have a box of wildberry juice now when I was a kid this was milk and juice didn't exist now this is milk and this is juice

Oh, but listen.

Oh, hell no.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Let me tell you something.

I like that.

I like that, right?

Listen,

that's an assortment of things you have to choose from.

That don't go together.

Credos and French toast sticks don't go together?

So if they give you everything, so they give you breakfast and lunch in one bag?

All in one.

They knocking three birds, three, two birds out with one stone.

And the kids in prison.

Think about when we was in school.

You go to lunch, right?

You get your tray.

You get your pizza.

You get your tater tots.

You get your either either white milk or chocolate milk and then my favorite was the icy remember the icy the in the triangle and the little triangle thing we didn't get no icy we had we got white milk or you got chocolate milk oh no we had it we had the little dessert the little icy and milk was five you can get an extra milk for five cents

yeah they hey hey cal i don't is your kids an issue that looked like an iss meal Hey, that's listen.

They have so much to choose from.

You could pick what you want to eat and still get full.

I don't know when this thing came about.

That, like, you could buy, like, you could get like, like,

I guess you can get like nuggets and you could, like, buy stuff.

I mean, you could, like, buy stuff in high school now.

They have like vendors.

I'm like, oh, no, you got,

uh, like you said, that pizza.

You got the sloppy Joe.

You got the barbecue chicken.

You got the chicken sandwich.

Right.

Listen, boy, Sloppy Joe, the days you got Sloppy Joe,

boy.

I ate all my food.

Who?

You?

Listen, I ate all my food and took my tater toss and put it and put it.

Hey, did you have, I had the hacky sack.

I had the hacky sack and I put my tato toss in my hacky sack.

Because you know them kids, them kids that didn't look like us, they like,

girl, give me that.

Yeah,

man, who?

Until our grandfather tried to starve us to be like, you know what, Mary, I don't want to get no more for you.

We're not going to do free lunch.

Huh?

Who ain't?

Man, please.

That man like to starve, does Ocho.

Man,

I wish I would tell my grandma I don't want to eat what they got at the school.

Man, please.

No, he didn't want to get no free lunch, so we gonna bring our own stuff to school.

Oh.

Man,

how you gonna take fish in a brown bag?

It got grease spots all over the Ocho.

Come on now.

What can't eat fried catfish?

A white egg, a croaker?

You were lucky if you got catfish.

Normally, Normally you got croaker.

If you're from the south, y'all know what I'm talking about.

Y'all know I ain't lying.

You got croaker, you got mullet, and you got whiting.

They called it whitey, but it's whiteing.

The only fish you got, catfish.

Who eat that?

What seven, eight-year-old be taking that to school?

I remember the days.

Hey, I had a lunchbox.

I remember I had a lunchbox.

I had potato chips,

peanut butter and jelly sandwich, two of them,

And it had some cookies.

I remember I had some cookies.

Matter of fact, my grandma, my grandma used to give me, remember Lorna Dunes?

You know what Lorna Dunes?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she gave me Lorna Dunes.

Boy,

you know, I remember, I never forget, boy.

I had a, you know, a little chick, you know, a little chick I was out with digging back in the day, you know, in school, elementary.

I never forget, man.

I used to share my little Lorna Dunes with her.

Yeah,

I wonder how she's she's doing man it's been a minute man yeah but yeah i know i don't know about that a milk in a bag

uh uh uh uh juice i i agree we didn't get no juice we got you know you got chocolate milk you got white milk right um

huh

yeah i don't i don't know how they do i don't know how to do that maybe it's like a capri son you stick but i ain't see no yeah

have a short you're supposed to just drink from the um you're supposed to you're supposed to tear it to just drink from the uh from the package ah nah man kids gonna make a mess come on ocho

I don't know about that.

I don't know.

Listen.

I don't know about it.

Hey, I don't know about this.

Like I said, I don't know about this here.

Listen, if you have Capri Sons, you got to be a pro at it.

Kids, all kids are familiar with Capri Sons.

Sometimes on your Capri Sun, you don't have a straw.

When you don't have a straw, what do you do?

You poke a hole and you put it to your mouth and you drink it.

Well, if you lost the straw, that's one thing.

But for it to not come with the straw is something entirely different.

Yeah.

Because

I've never seen a capri son that didn't have the straw taped to it.

Now, whether somebody take the straw off and lose it, that's that ain't got nothing to do with that.

Ain't got nothing to do with the company that manufactures Capri Sun, but to not have it, yeah,

I'm

and the stuff that they got together.

I mean, this stuff don't go like I said, maybe they get breakfast and lunches all in one, and that if you eat all your food at once, you out of gas for lunch.

I'm looking at Fritos and dip and French toast sticks.

I'm like, that don't go together

And coleslaw in a bag.

I like it.

Listen, French toast sticks.

You know, I know the school got a microwave.

You warm them up.

You ask for some syrup.

You hear me?

You warm your syrup up and you dip your French toast sticks in the syrup.

Boom, there'll be your breakfast.

Doom, lunchtime.

You got your Frito-Lays.

Man, oh Joe, them kids.

Kids are not rational like that.

They don't just like, okay, you know, this is for my breakfast and my lunch.

Let me just you know i gotta eat breakfast and then i'll say this that's not kids brains don't work like that them kids got to learn how to survive man they got to learn how to survive that's what they eating that mess that's survival yeah yeah until you get home you know

they shouldn't be on no naked unafraid

hey listen hey hey cal i'll tell you one thing that kind of lunch they're giving his kids at his school that builds character

That builds character.

That's just getting you, that's getting you prepared for the real world.

Because when you hit the real world, you're not going to get what you want.

But whatever you have at your disposal, you got to make do with what you got until you work to get what you want.

You see?

You see how that works?

Well, I don't want to eat that.

Okay.

I mean, school lunch.

You don't want to eat what we cook?

You go ahead and starve.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

That's different at home now.

I ain't never met a school meal that I didn't like.

Right.

Coming from where I came, look.

Right, right.

I mean, you can only eat so much smother fried chicken or whatever we had.

You know, like I said, my granny wasn't, my grandma crippled to tell me or my brother, do it out, or go in there and make some cornflakes.

But

now that you got to be thinking about, thinking about food, right?

You got to be thinking about food.

And we think we talk about restaurants, right?

Yes.

There's a place, there's a place here.

in Miami and they just opened back.

I think they closed down because of COVID.

It's a Polynesian restaurant.

They have shows.

It's very awesome.

I think I saw that.

And they have like different, they have like a bunch of stuff on the menu, different?

Yes, but they also have live shows.

They have like an 8.30 show, maybe a 10 o'clock show.

Okay, yeah, I think it's a huge thing.

Been in Hawaii, you know, with the smoing dancers.

Yeah.

Per show, the whole nine yards.

They'll call the Mai Kai.

Off the Mai Kai, if I'm not mistaken, I'm not sure you're not in Miami that often, but people in the chat, if you come to Miami, you got to go to the Mai Kai.

They're back open again.

I love it.

It's a Polynesian restaurant.

Phenomenal show.

Phenomenal show.

For those that can't make it, if you can't make it all the way to Hawaii, you can get that Polynesian experience right at the Mai Kai.

I think it's off Oakland Park Boulevard, off 95.

I haven't been there in years, but it's awesome.

Yeah,

yeah, I've never seen no chat.

Maybe

my kids ain't been in school in a long time, but for what they, what I had to pay to send them to private school, they definitely wasn't eating like that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cam responds to Ocho, I can explain.

The person I played had access to the new Madden for a week.

That was my first time playing the new game.

Relax, Ocho.

You not bought that Madden life.

So he, so, Cam, you making it, you making excuses.

I'm just telling you what, I'm just telling you what the man said.

I know, I hear what he's saying.

So we're making excuses.

If you him,

like you claim, and say you're a muffler and you want all the smoke, do you know what that means?

For somebody to say, I'm a muffler and I want all the smoke.

And then when you get the smoke that you claim you wanted,

and now your excuses, he had the game a week ahead of time.

And

what that mean?

If you thumbs like you claim you are, thumb, ham,

my guy,

it don't matter.

It don't matter.

You just not who you thought you were.

And that's why I know you don't deserve to play me.

You don't deserve to play me.

You have to work your way up.

You don't just come at the king and talk about, oh, I want to shout at you.

No, you work your way up.

You got to play my son.

huh?

You got to play my daughter first.

Damn.

You got to play my kids.

And if you could beat my kids, then I'll think about letting you play me.

What you talking about, Cam

Man, this man, this is what I do.

I told you, man, you play games for recreational purposes, man.

I play games as a way of life and survival.

We are not the same, bro.

Huh?

And that's on fourth and one.

What you talk about it, man.

Hey, matter of fact, A Cam

and Peggy can get it too.

Yeah, you're co-hosting.

Come on, Peggy.

Oh, man.

Come on, OJ.

Peggy.

Listen, when I shoot, I got a switch.

Everybody, anybody in the area, anybody in the vicinity can get it.

So Peggy can get it too.

Yeah, I'm on that.

Yeah.

So

get it straight.

What happened?

It's time for rough draft.

What are you talking about?

What?

Okay.

Today's prompt: songs that would ruin a wedding.

that will ruin the wedding, yes.

Do we have the songs to go from?

No, you got to go off the top.

Oh,

I guess I get to go first, huh?

Yeah, songs that will ruin the wedding.

Kanye West, gold digger.

I don't know what you're here,

man.

I don't know.

Hold on, I'm trying to think.

Um,

future savages,

yeah, future savages.

Well, if you play this song, you're going to get divorced that night.

Yeah.

I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

That's a good one.

That's a good one.

Before he cheats, Carrie Underwood.

Ocho,

Shaggy, it wasn't me.

It wasn't

oh man.

Listen,

you know, you know, I love rock.

I love rock.

Led Zeppelin has a song called Baby I'm Gonna Leave You.

Damn.

Yeah, Led Zeppelin has a song.

You know, I love, I love, I love the, I love guitar.

That's a good one.

Another one bites the dust.

Damn.

Another one bites the dust.

Hey, that's a good one.

Damn.

Oh, shoot.

Bad romance, Lady Gaga.

And last but not least, Ocho,

Usher Confessions.

Ooh.

Hey,

you know who Tammy, Tammy Wynette is?

I know of her, yes.

She has a song called Divorce.

You probably should have just stayed single, bro.

All right, chat.

Let us know what you think.

My five, gold digger, I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

It wasn't me.

Another one bites dust.

Usher Confessions.

Ocho, Savage's Future.

Before he cheats, Carrie Underwood.

Baby, I'm Gonna leave you.

Led Zeppelin.

Bad romance.

Lady Gaga.

Tammy Wynette.

Divorce.

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All right, Ocho.

We got your favorite segment back.

It's time for Spelo Cinco.

Oh, snap.

Let me take it.

Let me take a tip of this cognac.

This state is in the New England region of the northeastern United States.

Okay.

Massachusetts.

Mess up.

Mess up.

Mess up.

M-A-S-S.

A

C-H-U.

Yeah, I'm going to mess this up.

S-E-T-E-S.

You so close.

M-A-S-S-A-C-U-H-U-S-E-T-T-S Massachusetts.

Hmm.

Are you good?

You got me there.

You got me there.

Hierarchy.

It's a system or an organization in which people or groups are ranked one above the other according to status or authority.

Okay.

Hierarchy.

Hierarchy.

H-E-I-R-A-C-H-Y.

H-I-E-R-A-R-C-H-Y.

hierarchy.

God damn it.

God.

Damn it.

Okay.

Fahrenheit.

A scale for measuring temperature.

Fahrenheit.

Oh.

Fahrenheit.

Fahrenheit.

I remember I had the cologne Fahrenheit.

Mm-hmm.

Remember Fahrenheit?

I do remember it.

Yeah.

F-A-R.

No, there's an H in there,

there's an H H in there.

I know I'm not tripping.

Is it F-A-H-R or F-A-F-A-R-H?

Fahrenheit, a scale for measuring temperature.

You want to throw me a layup?

Fahrenheit.

All right, Fahrenheit.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Fahren, Fahrenheit, Fahrenheit.

I'm going to wing this one.

F-A-R-H F-A-R-H-E-I-N-A-T-I-T.

F-A-H-R-E-N-H-E-I-T.

Fahrenheit.

That's tough.

That's tough.

That's tough.

It's not every day you have to spell the word Fahrenheit.

It's not.

Cologne.

Okay.

A perfume liquid composed of alcohol and fragrant oils.

Come on, cologne.

Cologne.

D-O-L-O-G-N-E.

Correct.

Yeah, come on.

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't insult my intelligence, man.

Your last word, fluorescent

possessing the property of fluorescence,

exhibiting fluorescency.

Fluorescent.

Fluorescent.

Fluorescent.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, fluorescent.

F-L-O,

Floor, floor, floor, fluorescent.

F-L-O-U-R-E-S-C-E-N-T.

I mean, S-E, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Fluorescent.

F-L-O

Fluorescent.

F-L-O-U-R-E-S-C-E-N-T.

F-L-U-O-R-E-S-C-E-N-T.

Loretta.

That's not what I just said.

No, it's not.

All right, Ocho.

Get back time.

Now it's time for dunk on Unk.

Okay, hold on.

Hey, man.

Hey, you have to let me know ahead of time when we're doing Spello Cinco.

If you don't get in the habit, when you don't go for a long period of time and you not thinking.

Right.

Well, you, you, you have to let me know when we're going to do it because you caught me off guard in my mind, my mind.

Well, you need to call Ash because I don't know what we're going to do.

Okay, okay, okay.

See,

if I had known, I would have went through my thesaurus.

Yeah.

We went through my thesaurus.

Thesaurus, because a lot of people probably watched the night and they're thinking, well, god damn, this dude don't know how to spell, but not understanding, I was a spelling.

It would be correct.

Seven, I was

a spelling beat champ seven years in a row, seven years in a row from kindergarten all the way to 1992.

From kindergarten all the way through kindergarten,

okay, here we go.

Dunk on here, we go, here we go.

Okay, you ready?

Yes,

in the Cleveland Browns' first 10 season,

who was their main quarterback?

The Cleveland Browns first 10 season, who was their main quarterback?

Otto Graham.

You know what?

You got, listen, I just threw you a bone right there.

I appreciate that, Lucio.

I appreciate it.

I threw your bone.

I threw your bone.

And I'm leaving since the Browns play tonight, the red, okay.

Okay, so it's a Browns theme.

Yes.

Okay, okay, Browns, Browns, okay, okay.

So here we go.

What year was start for the Cleveland Browns in the All-American Football Conference?

What year was the start for the Cleveland Browns in the All-American Football Conference?

Double AFC.

Oh, okay.

AFC.

AFL, AFC.

Uh-huh.

Brown was one of the OG teams, so the AFC

conferences came in

1970.

No, no, that was close.

That was close, but I was there when this merger happened and was created.

It was 1946.

Oh, Lord.

1946.

Okay.

Now, speaking of that, even though you got the year wrong, the next question is really based on this question.

Okay.

Who threw the first Browns first ever TD in 1946?

Who threw the Browns first ever TD in 1946?

Wait, you can't be looking at your phone.

No, I'm taking a picture.

Now

No, I took a picture.

Nah, you just flipped.

You just flipped it to that.

No, I took a picture of Teddy Bear.

He sleep on the thing.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay.

Chat, chat.

Y'all see him trying to cheat?

Hold on.

I'll show you my what you call it, my Google.

Nah, nah, you good.

You good.

You good?

Cause you already swiped it.

I ain't even on Google.

All right.

So again, who threw the first browns td ever

and the browns go back a long way man i get this yeah listen this who was it

the answer is cliff lewis

cliff lewis he's he's a he's he's the uncle of carl lewis

whatever yeah i'm just throwing i'm just i'm giving you some history some history you didn't you didn't know about anyway here we go how many playoff games did the browns win during the 1970s?

How many playoff games did they win during the 70s?

The 1970s.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Ooh.

They weren't.

Brian Sypes.

Two.

That answer.

Unfortunately, is absolutely incorrect.

How many did they win?

They won zero.

They didn't win nada.

Man, I didn't win a game in the seventh late season.

Not a goddamn one.

They had the cardiac, they had the cardiac kids.

Yeah, and that's exactly why they didn't win.

That's why they gave everybody, that's why they got the nickname because they didn't win none.

You might get this one.

What team did the Brown defeat for their final playoff victory in the 20th century?

What team did the Brown defeat for their final playoff victory of the 20th century?

And FYS, you were in the NFL during this time, so you should know.

The Browns.

What are they jamming in the cigar bar?

In the 20th century, so we're in the 21st century now.

The Browns defeated

the Patriots.

You know what?

Absolutely right.

The answer is the New England Patriots

2013 in the 1994 AFC wild card game.

www.email.com.

I'm on, I'm on, I'm on.

No, no, no, no.

Let's not get too excited because you struggled all night with all questions except the first one.

I'm logged on, Ocho.

Okay.

You listen, you went two for two for, you got two, right?

You got two, right?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't try to showchange me.

Now, I try to showchange me.

You only got two right.

That's all right.

That's good enough.

uh now it's time for our final segment of the evening it's time for q and hey okay i think you might have been cheating too but uh sit sit

you might have been cheating

caleb dennis says ocho i'm the official spoken word ratings adjuster you are now at a 65 rating

Whoa, whoa, whoa, how do you put me at a 65 rating with what I'm saying?

It comes with so much passion and thought.

Like the words I'm putting together, you, see,

y'all don't understand.

Wait until you hear my poem tomorrow.

Legit

Slick said, that's a cool hidden talent, eight to five.

Keep that ish hidden, though.

Stop, stop.

Cal Simpson said, oh, you're absolutely correct.

When he writes poetry, write his poetry book, it will be in in the New York's bestseller, C-E-L-L-A-R.

We still love you, Ocho.

Rock runner extraordinaire.

Love the show.

And go ahead and take Ocho hunting, Unk.

Combat Infantry,

Vet 6 type said, let 12 cook.

East Coast Cav said Dylan Gabriel was sitting on the sidelines like his dog ran away.

Mike, Mike, Uncan Ocho, will Sanders be first good QB in Cleveland history?

How great

will it be that the quarterback owner did not support turned out to be the best quarterback ever?

Love the pod.

Keep it up.

Just killed on.

Look,

Ocho nor I, we don't get too ahead of ourselves.

He played exceptional tonight.

Next week, play a little better.

Play a little better.

Play a little better.

Yeah.

But I like,

if you're a Cleveland Browns fan, you had to have liked what you saw tonight.

East Coast said Cleveland Browns organization really did want the world to see that performance.

Now the question will fly as to why you waited to draft him.

Well, the owner said that

he didn't think they were going to draft him, and that wasn't his pick.

That's what he said.

Dr.

Frankie L.

Bellamy said, hey, fam, the posse in the pocket does not...

The poise, excuse me, the poise.

Like

every time I just, every time I match it, copy and select, keep, keep popping up.

So y'all don't

want that, keep popping up, George.

Okay.

Hey, fam, the poise in the pocket,

does that remind you of any NFL legend you've played with or against?

Hey,

honestly, tonight, tonight, huh?

the way Shadura looks in the pocket,

how comfortable he looks, not rattle, no happy feet,

he looks like a veteran almost.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

I want to say he didn't play like a rookie first time playing in the NFL.

Yes, most of the time.

He looked more mature beyond his years.

Yes.

Like he's done this before.

Before, exactly.

At this level, we know he's played quarterback his entire life, but he looked like he has been here,

done that before.

He looked really well tonight.

Jay Carver said, As a Saints fan, all I can do is prep my paper bag mask.

Sorry, Jay.

Tony Zeke said, Prove them haters wrong, 12.

Never been so happy to see Brown's player succeed.

Nicholas Murray said, Bingo still practiced under the highway.

Y'all do, won't you?

Hey, hey, hey, chill.

Chill.

Because we have an indoor facility too.

You don't use it

when it's cold.

I don't know how you say this, Revas.

Unconocho, did you notice Micah, Dez, CD, Dak, Emmett, Zeke all had to wait, get their money, but Romo, Witten, Aikman, Ferguson didn't have to wait much.

Jerry loves his black players, huh?

Well, the funny thing about it is this is universal for all players around the league, huh?

No,

we can't just make it a Jerry situation and treat his superstars like that.

Jamar had to wait.

T.

Higgins had to wait.

Terry McLaurin has to wait.

And if you go back in the history of the game in general.

No, he said Micah, Dez, CD, Dak, Emmett, Zeke, but not Romo, Witten, Aikman, Ferguson.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I see where you're going with it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Tay, Tay, Tuvei.

Uh, Ocho, you should cover some UFC more.

There are some big fights coming up this year, like UFC 319.

I think 319 is Chicago.

Who's fighting?

Don't start me lying.

You don't get my 5,900.

Ocho and Uncle gonna be fighting on the 320.

Hey,

listen.

The next fight I have is going to be James Harrison, man.

That's it.

That's who's Beny's hand.

Kevin No Wood Jr.

said, Uncle, my question is: who's your top five NBA players on your route, Rushmore?

Ooh,

Maya Moore, Candace Parker,

DT.

I know she ain't been in that league a decade yet, but she on my Mount Rushmore.

Asia Wilson, I mean, our top five Asia Wilson.

Oh,

we,

that's tough.

Do I go Coop?

Do I go

swoops

or Lisa Leslie?

God Almighty knows.

I go Cheryl Swoops.

So I got Cheryl Swoops, Candace Parker, Maya Moore, Asia Wilson, DT.

That's my top five.

It's tough

because I left out Lisa Leslie, who's very deserving.

Stewie.

but that's my list.

You ask me, Kemper, that's my list.

Now, uh, ordered my uh HOL bottle yesterday, gonna be a keepsake.

Congrats to the first Hall of Fame brothers, pro football Hall of Fame Brothers.

I don't know if we're the first, I think the Van Arsdales are the first NBA brothers.

Um,

I don't know if there's any brothers in the uh

thought out of you.

Okay, we're about done.

That's it.

We're done.

I'm going to put you up.

Boy.

Is he growling?

He is at Titus.

Boy, you got a kill on your hands over there, boy.

He like,

he don't like if Titus, Titus be smelling it.

He like, I don't play like that.

I don't do that funny business, Titus.

Hey, stop.

Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Night Nightcap.

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Again, Shador Sanders shines in his first preseason game.

First half, he was 11 to 19, 103 yards pass, and two touchdowns.

He finished the game 14 to 23, 138,

no picks.

And Coach Prime was extremely happy with his baby boy.

Youngest son,

that concludes Night Count.

I'm Unk.

He's Ocho.

We'll see you back here tomorrow night.

Thank you guys for joining us.

Peace.

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