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Shannon Sharpe sits down with T-Pain—one of the most influential rappers, era-defining hitmakers, visionary producers, streamers, and trendsetters who changed the course of music. Nearly two decades after “Rapper Turned Singer,” he reflects on his legacy while breaking down his new single, “Club Husband.” T-Pain opens with the lyrics, how the club scene has changed, and what it was like sneaking into clubs at 14, starting as a DJ, and becoming a regular despite his parents hating it. He talks about selling weed to friends, getting in trouble with police after school, and eventually dropping out and being expelled with only eight days of 8th grade left.
T-Pain explains why “stealing dudes’ girls” has always existed in clubs, sharing a wild story from London where he stole a girl, confronted a man named Tiny—three times bigger than Shannon—and ended up throwing money that led to a fight. He jokes that a man can even find a husband in the club as he and Shannon debate the best ways to meet women. T-Pain opens up about meeting his wife, proposing after three months, and still having the first video of them together.
He breaks down “Club Husband,” “Buy You a Drink,” and the etiquette of buying women drinks as he and Shannon go back and forth about helping people. T-Pain reveals how he had to pay Lil Scrappy and Lil Jon for “Buy You a Drink”, and why he hates that “Club Husband” blew up on TikTok, and how someone stole an unreleased version from his stream and tried to profit from it. They discuss Drea Michelle, Draylen Green, the new generation discovering T-Pain, and the 20th anniversary of the rapper-singer era.
T-Pain reflects on industry lessons—how “no one is your brother,” getting regifted client gifts, artists wanting him on features but not in videos. He explains why he sold his catalog, how HarbourView Equity Partners partnered with him, and how he reinvested: a 50-square building for his company, a plane, and simple black shirts for his wife. He admits mistakes from early fame, like buying a Bugatti and a chain before losing his house, investing in bad ideas, and being robbed by people around him—lessons that made him obsessive about his finances.
He shares memories of inventing pre-sagged pants with his grandfather. Explaining why he creates all his music on Twitch, and why he embraced Auto-Tune like Roger Troutman before proving he could really sing through covers. T-Pain reveals dream collaborations like André 3000, why he’d never do the Super Bowl halftime show, and how he learned to stop craving recognition for songs he wrote. He talks about still doing T-Mixes, almost canceling The Masked Singer three days before filming, and performing blind every night because he couldn’t see in the costume.
In the end, T-Pain says his proudest accomplishment isn’t awards or hits—it’s that his wife loves him, and his kids don’t hate him. Everything he does includes them, and that’s what matters most.
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Speaker 1 is Sophie Cunningham from Show Me Something.
Speaker 5 Do you know the symptoms of moderate to severe obstructive sleep apnea or OSA in adults with obesity?
Speaker 7 They may be happening to you without you knowing.
Speaker 11 If anyone has ever said you snored loudly or if you spend your days fighting off excessive tiredness, irritability, and concentration issues, it may be due to OSA.
Speaker 19 OSA is a serious condition where your airway partially or completely collapses during sleep, which may cause breathing interruptions and oxygen deprivation.
Speaker 22 Learn more at don'tsleep on osa.com.
Speaker 25 This information is provided by Lilly, a medicine company.
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Speaker 27 DJ Khaled,
Speaker 27 everybody done told me I'm your brother.
Speaker 27
Do not believe that shit. Well, you know you're gonna get me in trouble, man.
You're gonna get us in trouble. Look at your mother.
I'm gonna get us in trouble.
Speaker 27 Hello, welcome to another episode. This is my camera.
Speaker 27
You don't know what's is going on in there right now. Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for joining us for another episode of Club Shay Shay. I am your host, Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 27
I'm also the proprietor of Club Shay Shay. Stopping by for conversation and a drink today is one of the most influential rappers of all time.
He left an undeniable mark on the music industry.
Speaker 27 His career.
Speaker 27
Proprietor. Proprietor.
Proprietor. Damn.
Okay. Proprietor.
Speaker 27
His career spanned two decades. His influence has transcended generations.
He's changed the course of hip-hop, pop, and RB.
Speaker 27 He's won six Grammys as an innovative singer, pioneer songwriter, talented vocalist, versatile artist, chalk-topping hit maker, multi-platinum creator of anthem.
Speaker 27 He's a celebrated performer, prolific entertainer, visionary producer, musical mastermind, avid gamer, popular streamer, international superstar, and a global phenomenon.
Speaker 27
He's a CEO, he's a father, a husband, a brother, son, hip-hop icon, and an RB legend. Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: the Tally Hasset Trailblazer and Trendsetter, Mr.
T-Payne himself.
Speaker 27 Who sent you that?
Speaker 27 Is that you? Who sent you?
Speaker 27
Now, here's the thing. Now, usually it would be like a manager or something like that that would send you that.
I haven't had a manager since 2018.
Speaker 27 So I don't know who sent you on.
Speaker 27 Did we do a good job?
Speaker 27 You know what? I'll take it.
Speaker 27 Yeah, I'll take it. Man, look.
Speaker 27
We got to toast your success. Two decades since your original, your debut album.
Yes, sir. Rapper, turn, singer absolutely bro my guy
Speaker 27 oh that sounded so crazy
Speaker 27 got a new single single called club husband you said it right the first time
Speaker 27 i got a new single single
Speaker 27 that's how we do it downside you got a new single
Speaker 27 right you said it right i just want to know one thing why the hell you got me sitting up on this zero turn tractor because we club husbands, baby. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 27 Like, the thing is, the thing is,
Speaker 27 these women ladies out here, they don't know that they need somebody that's going to be able to sit up on this thing for hours. Can we go to the club after we get out one of these?
Speaker 27 I don't think we're going to get no playtime. I'm trying to do this in the club.
Speaker 27
I literally, hey, look, let me tell you something. We in Vegas.
Yes. We in Vegas.
Speaker 27 I told the people at Sapphire, like, hey, I may be by here
Speaker 27 way early in the afternoon and with lights and cameras. And they were like, whatever you want to do, man.
Speaker 27 I didn't tell them who was coming through until another, but they said we could have got, we could have got, we could have did this in the strip club. Should we just move this in the strip club?
Speaker 27 What if that just cuts to the strip club right now?
Speaker 27
Damn, pay. Oh, my God.
No.
Speaker 27 Is somebody going to stop us from filming? Nah. That
Speaker 27 they would love the club.
Speaker 27 Cuts to the strip club right now. Nah, we could.
Speaker 27 I got them on the line.
Speaker 27
I know I got them on the line right now. Yeah, but see, me sitting up here, this brought back memories.
Now, we didn't have no zero turn. They had my turn.
They didn't have no zero turn.
Speaker 27
No, no, no, no. You had pushboards.
But I will say this: when Sears did they shit,
Speaker 27
Sears had that zero turn. You got sometimes, you got it, sometimes you got to hit that zero turn, baby.
Let's talk about the lyric from Club Husband. You said, tell that piece of ish,
Speaker 27
excuse you call a boyfriend, that he ain't got to worry about coming back home. Exactly.
Because you done found what you've been looking for all along.
Speaker 27 That's how they set it up in the club now.
Speaker 27 Now, oh, they're selling dreams. Look at Coke.
Speaker 27
Come on, man. Let me tell you something.
You done did enough push-ups in your life.
Speaker 27 You figured out exactly how much talk it takes
Speaker 27 to
Speaker 27 come out with
Speaker 27 the wrinkle, to come out, come out with wrinkly fingers in the club.
Speaker 27 yeah.
Speaker 27 You came, you didn't came out of the club with wrinkling fingers every now and then.
Speaker 27 I'm not trying to do nothing that we ain't already been doing, I'm just saying, you know, maybe you need somebody more responsible.
Speaker 27 Let me ask you this: from the time that you started going to the club to here we are fast forward 20 years later, how much of the club scene actually changed? Oh, it changed a lot.
Speaker 27
Now, you got to keep in mind, I started going to the club when I was 14 years old. Okay, now I started going to now.
The club I was going to was called Perry's Lounge. Okay.
Speaker 27
Now, I started going to Perry's Lounge when I was 14 years old. Now, this is a 35 and up club.
What the hell are you doing in there? Well, one, I was DJing. I was a DJ.
Speaker 27
They didn't have any more. They didn't have any other DJs.
So I started DJing in there. Okay.
And then I became a patron. Okay.
And then I just kind of started just kind of easing into it.
Speaker 27
Like, hey, y'all going just like somebody else DJ in here. I'm just going, I'm going to the regular spot.
And then I started getting on the dance floor. And then,
Speaker 27 yeah, one of my first performances was in Paris Lounge and again it was a 35 and up club I was 15 years old and that's just that yeah
Speaker 27 it wasn't I wasn't supposed to be in there right but also it was Talahze so how did you how did you how did you clear that with your parents parents
Speaker 27 I don't know where them niggas was at.
Speaker 27 Come on, babe.
Speaker 27 Hey, look, I don't know where them niggas was at.
Speaker 27 Keep in mind, my mom worked worked in the daytime. As soon as she got off, my dad had to go to work.
Speaker 27 So they flip-flop.
Speaker 27
Both of them was living their life when the other one wasn't at work. So it's like passing trains in the night.
Yeah, so,
Speaker 27 you know, when I went to the club, it wasn't,
Speaker 27 they didn't care.
Speaker 27 I think they knew what I was doing, but...
Speaker 27
It wasn't nothing they can do to where they're going to like, oh, I'm going to get off of work and go fix it. Like, you can't do nothing.
Well, they could tear your ass up and you wouldn't go.
Speaker 27 They didn't know.
Speaker 27 You know what I'm saying? So I can be like, you know,
Speaker 27 it was never on time. So when I get back from the club, they're like, did you go to that club? And I could say no.
Speaker 27
And there was nothing they can prove about it. But you smelling like cigarette and cognac.
It was all black and mouse.
Speaker 27 It was all black and mouse.
Speaker 27 My dad found
Speaker 27 one of my Capri sign,
Speaker 27
the rapper to the straws. He found one of those in the hallway in front of my door.
And he was like, what is this? You've been smoking them black and miles. I was like, Dad, that's a Carissan thing.
Speaker 27 He was like,
Speaker 27 Don't let me find out you're smoking black and miles. I'm like, I think you already know we're all smoking.
Speaker 27 But when they found out you was making money,
Speaker 27 I don't think they cared. Really? I don't think they cared that I was making money.
Speaker 27
God damn it. Yeah, I don't think they cared that I was making money.
I think they cared more about how I was making money. Okay.
Because even before I was making money with music,
Speaker 27 I was selling wheat. So it was like, and I was selling the shake from the actual drug dealers.
Speaker 27 So when the drug dealers, when the wheat, when the wheat dealers got done with what they were selling, I would just buy whatever was left
Speaker 27 in the bottom of the bag.
Speaker 27 And then all my friends was like, oh, this is real weed. No, it's just the worst part of the weed that you ever wanted to have.
Speaker 27 so yeah, it wasn't um
Speaker 27 it wasn't that they wasn't paying attention. I think it was more so of um
Speaker 27 it was more so that they
Speaker 27 I wasn't dead, so you know
Speaker 27 you weren't getting in trouble, the police wasn't around, you weren't, you know, what about school? How was school? So, what's the difference?
Speaker 27 Oh, school was the worst, so the damn, you didn't do your homework, and you was out. So, with um,
Speaker 27 school, with with so, okay, so with the law,
Speaker 27 we had had like a little dip. There was always like this little puck up, puck up.
Speaker 27 You know, you know what I mean? Yeah, a little speed bump. A little puck up, puck up, but it wasn't a speed bump.
Speaker 27 But we knew that puck up, puck up right at that point before our house, that was the end of the county sheriff's jurisdiction. Okay, so even if we got in trouble,
Speaker 27 every time my brother got in trouble, he didn't
Speaker 27
drag the police in the car, like the police and hanging on the window, boom, boom, boom. If we know that we get past that, pack up, pack up, you could.
You can't do nothing.
Speaker 27 Every time, bro, we done had so many police in front of our house. And my daddy came out every time, like,
Speaker 27
it's past our jurisdiction, buddy. What are y'all doing? You can't do nothing.
They can't do nothing. Every time,
Speaker 27 literally, my brother done dragged the police in the car.
Speaker 27 I didn't drag the police at all kind of places. I done shot in the air.
Speaker 27 We done did all kind of stuff that's against the law. But as long as we know we hit that puck up, puck up,
Speaker 27 they can't do nothing to us. So I know as far as the law goes, my dad would come out and say,
Speaker 27 this is past your jurisdiction.
Speaker 27 As far as school goes,
Speaker 27 I made it all the way.
Speaker 27 To the last eight days of eighth grade.
Speaker 27 And then after that, I dropped out of school
Speaker 27 your mom and dad didn't say anything about that well they had a part of it
Speaker 27 so the last eight days of eighth grade okay
Speaker 27 they they the school implemented a dress code and they said that we all all the men boys had to tuck their shirts in Okay.
Speaker 27 That's not too extreme.
Speaker 63 It's not too extreme unless you're fat.
Speaker 27
Because now, all the girls you like can see exactly the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. You know what I'm saying? So now, I'm like, come on, coach.
I can't.
Speaker 27 Come on, Payne.
Speaker 27 Payne,
Speaker 27
there's got to be more reason than a dress coach. The coach said, if you don't tuck your shirt in, we got to fail you.
Right.
Speaker 27 And
Speaker 27 if you failed.
Speaker 27 During the last exams, you got what you gonna do? Coach, please please i got this one girl i like if she find out how fat i am i can't do my
Speaker 27 coach please please coach it's tuck your shirt in man i i coach i can't do it i can't do it i love i love you so much coach this is sophie cunningham from show me something do you know the symptoms of moderate to severe obstructive sleep apnea or osa in adults with obesity They may be happening to you without you knowing.
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Speaker 26 Hi, I'm Michelle Bernstein, an award-winning chef, restaurateur, and mom.
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Speaker 27
So they wanted the dress code implemented. Tuck your shirt in.
You didn't want to do that. Okay.
When you dropped out of the shirt. I just like straight up couldn't do it.
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 27
Right. Because like, like, come on, coach.
You know what I'm saying? Like, because, one, it was the coach that was doing it the most.
Speaker 27 And it's like, well, you know, when the basketball player, the basketball players
Speaker 27 tuck their jerseys in, like, yeah, but they look dark as too, my nigga. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like,
Speaker 27
and like, yeah, but Tucky shirt in. So I tuck my shirt in.
I can see, I can see my stomach and shit was rolled over and shit. I look like I, I don't know, man.
Speaker 27
I look like I work in the in a in the front office. I look like I work in the front office.
But what happened to the what happened to the young lady that you liked when you dropped out?
Speaker 27 She probably wasn't as interested as she would have been had you stayed in school, pal. Oh, she, yeah, she
Speaker 27 got on drugs.
Speaker 27
Oh, no, no, no, she coked out crazy. She coked out crazy.
I wish it would have been a valiant effort. But the thing is, I was trying to just, it wasn't even just her, it was just my self-esteem.
Speaker 27 So
Speaker 27 I took my shirt in,
Speaker 27 and I was like, nah, I'm not f ⁇ ing with this. I pulled my shirt out.
Speaker 27
The dean came through. Mr.
Nigel, take your shirt in.
Speaker 27 I'm not going to do it. Hold on, you told the principal no?
Speaker 27 Yeah, Yeah, in the hole.
Speaker 27
I can't do it. I'm so sorry.
Mr. Najem, tuck your shirt in.
I'm going to tell you one more time. You got one more time.
Speaker 27 I'm so sorry. I really wish I could tuck my shirt in.
Speaker 27
I can't do it. Mr.
Najem, tuck your shirt in. This is the last warning.
Speaker 27
That's the last warning then. Come on, whatever's going to happen, just do it to me.
Bam. Expelled.
The last eight days of eighth grade, which means I had to repeat the eighth grade.
Speaker 27 I had to repeat that. My grades were good enough to go to high school.
Speaker 27 But
Speaker 27
in order for me to pass to high school, I would have had to take the last exams in eighth grade. And since you got expelled, you could have.
Since I got expelled because of my shirt,
Speaker 27
I would have had to repeat the eighth grade. And my dad was like, oh, they don't care about grades.
They care about their image. You're not going to school anymore.
Speaker 27 so my dad was like you know what i'm a homeschool you and i got you and then my dad abruptly forgot that he said that
Speaker 27 and he let me stay home for another year so you stayed at home with no schooling yeah he had no idea yeah i mean i i'm sure he had an idea but he was like oh shit i forgot i gotta go i gotta i gotta go to work
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Speaker 27 Having been in the club since you was 14. Yep.
Speaker 27 Had
Speaker 27 dudes stealing women's girls, has that always been prevalent? Or has it become more prevalent now, or was it more prevalent back then?
Speaker 27 I think it's always been prevalent. It's always been a thing.
Speaker 27 I've been a big thief of other nations.
Speaker 27 I think I've always been a big
Speaker 27 thief.
Speaker 27 I think I've only gotten girls because of the had them already.
Speaker 27 It just showed me that they was willing to be with some kind of
Speaker 27 at least of the dirty kind. I was a dirty back then.
Speaker 27
was a. I just try to help me understand this.
Pay.
Speaker 27
You see the lady walk in with a guy. They probably holding hands or she's walking right behind him or she's walking right beside him.
What goes through your mind and say, yeah,
Speaker 27 y'all want her. If my nails are remotely cleaner than this.
Speaker 27
Power that burst. We all dirty.
We from Tallahassee, bro. This is what this is what it is a part of it.
If I got any remotely better quality than this,
Speaker 27
if I smoke one less cigarette than this tonight, I can probably get his. I'm not, you know.
But paying, Tallahassee small. There's a chance you're going to bump into the man.
Speaker 27 Oh, no, we're going to bump into all each other. And the crazy thing is, like,
Speaker 27 just have it back by five.
Speaker 27 Have you ever taken someone's lady and then later see that dude, you and her, see him at another location?
Speaker 27 I done took somebody's girl, gave her back to the guy, and then later on found out that that was the night that their child was conceived. And it's like, I matrixly dodged a bullet.
Speaker 27 Like, literally,
Speaker 27
the hell going on in this. Yeah, I had a baby.
What the?
Speaker 27 We sure that ain't mine. Absolutely.
Speaker 27 We took the paternity test.
Speaker 27 Damn, pay?
Speaker 27 I'm telling you.
Speaker 27 Oh, it's been amazing. Oh, that was, I mean,
Speaker 27 that was just a test of fate.
Speaker 27 What is it about taking something someone else already has as opposed to getting your own?
Speaker 27 I don't think it's a thing.
Speaker 27 I think that's just
Speaker 27 kind of the only option we had.
Speaker 27
It wasn't like a thing that we were trying to do. You were trying to do it.
You said you was actively seeking that out. I think that's just the only option we had.
I wasn't actively seeking it out.
Speaker 27
This is all we asked. Well, if he found her, you could find your one.
No.
Speaker 27
Well, you let him do all the hard work. Right.
It's the seeking.
Speaker 27 It's the hide and seek.
Speaker 27
The whole thing is the seeking. That's the hard work.
You know what I'm saying? You want to get past the seek. Right.
You know, so, you know,
Speaker 27 man, if she come out
Speaker 27 during the 20 count,
Speaker 27 oh my goodness, buddy.
Speaker 27 What else you want us to do? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 27 You want 20
Speaker 27 to not say anything?
Speaker 27 Yeah, we go all the, hey, hey, look, so, you know, I know you,
Speaker 27 I know you, I know you and
Speaker 27 I knew you and Dog was doing a,
Speaker 27 you know, what, um,
Speaker 27 yeah, no, I don't. Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 27 But are you asking for trouble if you bring your lady?
Speaker 27
No, absolutely not. Okay.
I'm not asking for trouble with any of that because not only is it fair game, but if she does that, she wanted to go all of them. And to quote a great poet of our time,
Speaker 27 yo
Speaker 27 chose me.
Speaker 27 Thank you.
Speaker 27 I would suggest you just zoom on that.
Speaker 27
But I'm married now. And those days are behind me.
Can you zoom on this dude?
Speaker 27
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Speaker 27 Well, here's the thing. When I was in London.
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Speaker 26 Hi, I'm Michelle Brunstein, an award-winning chef, restaurateur, and mom.
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Speaker 56 Combra una Coca Cola y una tienda cerca lost.
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Speaker 27 then
Speaker 27 i didn't try to take somebody girl but this is another case of yo
Speaker 27
chose me. Now, I was in London and we were just balling out as much as possible.
Obviously,
Speaker 27 we're going to ball the out. You know, we, uh, this is my first time seeing a magnum gray goose bottle.
Speaker 27 Big one.
Speaker 27
You did that, but it's bigger than that. It's the size of one of these, motherfuckers.
It's like, yeah, yeah, it's this.
Speaker 27
But it's that, what you did, it's that to the floor, though. Damn.
It take two people to pour them.
Speaker 27 Like, you know what I'm saying? So, so we did that.
Speaker 27 And then, obviously, if you get one of those,
Speaker 27 the people around you know what that
Speaker 27
costs. Yes.
They know what that costs. So, yeah.
So
Speaker 27 chick came over and she was, you know, she was showing interest.
Speaker 27 I'm not going to stop her. I'm, you know,
Speaker 27
I'm also married at this point. So I'm just like, hey, come have a drink.
It's going to take six to get you a drink, but please come have a drink. Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 27 And she came and got a drink some somebody outside of that section was not happy that she wanted a drink and he came over and he did one of your classic moves he said
Speaker 27 and said hey man
Speaker 27 you want like we ain't did nothing to you
Speaker 27 um
Speaker 27 he didn't like that she was there she didn't like that he was there What they got, well, apparently, I guess we got into like a from what I gathered in the moment, okay, we got into a quarrel to where she wasn't with him anymore.
Speaker 27 Oh, he was with her, he she wasn't with him, but he was with her. He was with her,
Speaker 27 he was definitely with her, and the worst thing that she could have done as
Speaker 27
a girl from the UK was been with a nigger from the U.S. American boy.
Yeah, you don't do that. You don't do that.
You know how that works.
Speaker 27
They didn't like that. So, you know, I offered her a drink.
So the worst thing that she can do was get her drink poured by all these American boys. Now
Speaker 27
I got the neck of the bottle. I got two of my homeboys on her back.
We pouring her a drink. Boom, she having a good time.
Speaker 27 She driving the boat.
Speaker 27 The UK boys is like, nah, we ain't, we don't
Speaker 27 want to do that. Um,
Speaker 27
and man, it transpired from that dude came up, he, he, he'd, he'd, you know, not to size you down, but he's like, he's like three of you. Damn.
Yo, this nigga was big. This nigga was big.
Speaker 27
You should have said, well, excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry, you're gonna have to leave.
No, no, this nigga was big. I mean, but
Speaker 27 he was that big, but they called him tiny. I found out.
Speaker 27 Like, when somebody is big, somebody is big enough to be called tiny,
Speaker 27 don't fuck with them people. But
Speaker 27 in my mind, I'm drunk enough to be like, we should fuck with these people.
Speaker 27 So he come over and he says, yo, what's going on? And I'm like, what?
Speaker 27 He says, yeah,
Speaker 27 and I said,
Speaker 27 So he didn't like that apparently, but you threw money in the the man's face.
Speaker 27 This was after he said,
Speaker 27 yo,
Speaker 27 you're messing with my girl. And I'm like, your girl messing with me.
Speaker 27 Yo, she don't want to be with you. I said, you sure?
Speaker 27
Fah! Threw money right in his big, stupid ass roll of money. Bye.
Oh, it was so well managed.
Speaker 27
that it was it was a roll it was like a sausage roll at first but when it hit him in his face it exploded everywhere Everywhere. Oh, my God, it was so great.
And then
Speaker 27 in that
Speaker 27 explosion of money, I didn't see he had a glass in his hand, and then he came right across my homeboy's face with the glass. Bow!
Speaker 27 Oh, God.
Speaker 27 Blood, spit, guts, and ass all over the place. I didn't know.
Speaker 27 Damn. Yeah, I ran.
Speaker 27 Hold up, you started this and you dipped. I got the hell on, man.
Speaker 27 You're supposed stay around for the what the hell?
Speaker 27 You hit the f ⁇
Speaker 27 So, yeah, I didn't know what the f ⁇ was going on, so I got the hell out of there.
Speaker 27 I wanted to like back up and like assess the situation, bro. Do you know what it's like to have
Speaker 27 like 60 of like the size of you coming out of a club and just like pushing each other?
Speaker 27 But it's like y'all remember that that that scene in the matrix where it was like all the all the agents was coming Yeah, they kept coming.
Speaker 27 The match was that, but the size of you, and it was pushing each other out. They're just like, get me out of this motherfucker.
Speaker 27 And it's just like, nah, I'm either going to die right here or I got to just start punching in the air.
Speaker 27 I just started punching in the air. I hit like two.
Speaker 27
We got our asses beat that night. But let me tell you something.
We put up a great fight.
Speaker 27 It wasn't enough of y'all, though. No, we only had
Speaker 27 one, two, three, four.
Speaker 27 We had five with us.
Speaker 27 And it was us against all of everybody that was in that club because everybody else was you it was was from correct yeah they were all from they were all from uk so but they were all giant i think it had to be like a
Speaker 27 it had to be like a like a bodybuilding night or something like it you know what i'm saying
Speaker 27
there's no way that there wasn't like a bodybuilding night so i don't know what the was going on in that bitch but we lost We lost the fight. Young Jock was there.
Yeah. Young Jock was there.
Speaker 27 He helped.
Speaker 27 I don't know i was i was off on the side and i was just i hit two and i was like i want i think we won that's it we won and then young i saw young jock i saw young jock security
Speaker 27 just
Speaker 27 you know what because i was fighting i was doing i think i was fighting the good fight and then i saw young jock security punch somebody that person fell down on a car
Speaker 27 just like they had a back down like they're like their ass was on the ground and they fell back on a car and then young jock security his name is Neil by the way Neil I'm calling you out right now damn you drive this nigga no this
Speaker 27 knee this in the face he held on to the top of the car and just yeah
Speaker 27 and just like knead this
Speaker 27 face and the back of his head went into the car and I was like, okay, we got to stop.
Speaker 27
I think that's it, bro. I think that's it.
We, we did all the the stuff we can do, I think. We can't keep going.
There's no way that anybody has any fight left in them.
Speaker 27 And Neil was just like, who else? Who else? I'm like, Neil, stop.
Speaker 27 I think we won. We good.
Speaker 27
I think you won. I didn't win.
I hit two.
Speaker 27 One tooth
Speaker 27 went into my goddamn my knuckle. And I'm just like.
Speaker 27
This shit hurt. I don't feel like doing that anymore.
So I'm good. I don't want to do any of this shit you're doing anymore.
We good, bro. Let it go.
Neil's like, nah, this shit.
Speaker 27
I'm going to beat all these ass. I'm like, well, I'm going to be on the other street.
I bet. Yeah.
And let me do all that workout for you. Yeah, Neil was.
Speaker 27 I think this was part of Neil's like just regular workout
Speaker 27 regimen. It wasn't like a,
Speaker 27 bro, if you would have, oh man, this shit looked like a part of like the boys. Have y'all seen, you know what I mean?
Speaker 27 Have y'all seen that shit? Like the boys, like the, the, bro, it is. This man's head was just
Speaker 27
in the grill of the car. It was just, it wasn't even on the grill of the car.
It was on the side of the door.
Speaker 27
Neil punched this man. He was standing up.
Bam. Neil punched him out.
He fell down. Bam.
And he slid down. And then Neil just fah.
Speaker 27 His knee went into his face.
Speaker 27 The back of this man's head went so far into the side of that cab. I was just like,
Speaker 27
that dude's dead, I think. it.
It's got to be. That dude died right then.
I still don't know the status of that one guy,
Speaker 27 but that was the,
Speaker 27
that was, for me, I was like, I think, I think we, okay, we did too much, bro. We got to stop.
Okay, we over here with these people, shit. You might not even go back over.
Speaker 27 Yeah, I mean, they haven't invited me since then. That's probably why.
Speaker 27 In club husband, you said I'm
Speaker 27 talking about wedding rings and everything. Do you believe a man can find a wife in the club?
Speaker 27 100%.
Speaker 27 Now, why don't you think that?
Speaker 1 This is Sophie Cunningham from Show Me Something.
Speaker 5 Do you know the symptoms of moderate to severe obstructive sleep apnea or OSA in adults with obesity?
Speaker 7 They may be happening to you without you knowing.
Speaker 11 If anyone has ever said you snored loudly or if you spend your days fighting off excessive tiredness, irritability, and concentration issues, it may be due to OSA.
Speaker 19 OSA is a serious condition where your airway partially or or completely collapses during sleep, which may cause breathing interruptions and oxygen deprivation.
Speaker 22 Learn more at don'tsleep on osa.com.
Speaker 25 This information is provided by Lilly, a medicine company.
Speaker 26 Mic check one, two,
Speaker 28 are we recording.
Speaker 26 Hi, I'm Michelle Bernstein, an award-winning chef, restaurateur, and mom.
Speaker 29 I have a lot on my plate, including my psoriatic arthritis symptoms.
Speaker 30 That's why I was prescribed Cosentix.
Speaker 31 It helps me move better.
Speaker 33 Cosentix Seccukenumab is prescribed for people two years of age and older with active psoriatic arthritis.
Speaker 35 Don't use if you're allergic to Cosentix.
Speaker 36 Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis.
Speaker 39 An increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur, like tuberculosis or other serious bacterial, fungal, or viral infections.
Speaker 41 Some were fatal.
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Speaker 56 Combra una coca-cola a una tenda cerca lost.
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But your AI can't use the data because
Speaker 27 it's here, there, and everywhere.
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Speaker 27 Got more questions than you got on that. Because
Speaker 27 I ain't really, I've never been a club guy, so.
Speaker 27 Yeah, you have.
Speaker 27 Now, let me ask you a question. Yeah.
Speaker 27 I'm going to set the thing for you.
Speaker 27 You walk into a place
Speaker 27 You say, hey, Shannon,
Speaker 27 we're going to set it out for you, right?
Speaker 27 You walk into the spot, you hear a bunch of music, and you're like, oh, God, here, go another club.
Speaker 27 You walk into the spot.
Speaker 27 It's wood floors. Yeah.
Speaker 27
Oh, shit. Okay.
All right. Wood floors.
You step up to another wood floor. All right.
Speaker 27 Okay, wait a minute now. Okay.
Speaker 27
Now, you step into a room that looks like it's about to be a club. Yeah.
But guess what it is? What is it? It's a human door.
Speaker 27 now
Speaker 27 you're like okay i can get i can get it i'm feeling this i'm feeling there's some cigars in there now some cigars in there now
Speaker 27 it's also one chick in there
Speaker 27 also smoking the same cigars that you want to smoke
Speaker 27 you ain't gonna start that conversation what's the what's what's the first what's the
Speaker 27 what's what's the first part of that conversation? Well, I mean, to be honest with you, Payne, I don't smoke cigars, and I don't know if I've ever seen a woman woman that smoke cigars.
Speaker 27 Man, this thing I like.
Speaker 27 I ain't no, I ain't no, Payne, I ain't no club guy.
Speaker 27
If a walk in here with a wood tip ready to go, you about to, you crumbling. You crumbling.
But, Payne, I ain't, I, that's not, that's not my job.
Speaker 27 Normally, I'm on, I'm gonna be at, is at the gym or, or, or the supermarket? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 27 Oh, my God.
Speaker 27 Oh, my God. You want to, you want to, you want a business that titties as hard as yours?
Speaker 27 I mean, you want somebody that
Speaker 27
works out. You work out, they work out.
You have a lot of confidence. I think you want the opposite.
Speaker 27 I think you want a BBW. I think you like BBWs.
Speaker 27 And I think that you would be like, you know what?
Speaker 27
This is nice. Because let me tell you something.
It's about to be cold. And want that.
Speaker 27 I got.
Speaker 27 Want that extra
Speaker 27 cushion. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 27 all that extra. Hey, let me tell you something.
Speaker 27 Congratulations.
Speaker 27
This ain't where it's at anymore. Congratulations on what you did.
But
Speaker 27 when you're cuddling up,
Speaker 27 it ain't about the cut. It's about the gut.
Speaker 27 Okay.
Speaker 27 I'm telling you, man.
Speaker 27 I'm just saying. Shannon,
Speaker 27 I think you want the opposite, man. I think, you know,
Speaker 27 you want a little BBW.
Speaker 27
You know what I'm saying? A little short, a little something. How tall are you? 6'2.
6'2.
Speaker 27
Oh, man. You get a little 5'4 joint? It's over.
It's all right. It's for a little 5'4 BBW, a little something, little, little
Speaker 27 short and stout head-ass. You know what I'm saying? You get a.
Speaker 27 You get a little 5-4.
Speaker 27
Here's my handle. Here's my handle.
Little teapot.
Speaker 27 You stored it stout. Come on.
Speaker 27 You get a little, here's my handle. Here's my teapot.
Speaker 27 Bro, it's over. You met your wife.
Speaker 27 How long did it take you to propose?
Speaker 27 Three months.
Speaker 27 I beg your pardon.
Speaker 27 I beg. Well, yeah.
Speaker 27 Three months. So you, so basically, you knew.
Speaker 27 Let me tell you something. When you see somebody that's as pretty as my wife,
Speaker 27
you lock that down. You lock her down.
Look, if I could have got pregnant,
Speaker 27 you wanted to get trapped.
Speaker 27 I'm about to lock this bitch.
Speaker 27 If I could have got pregnant, that's how you, hey, man.
Speaker 27
So let me ask you a question. You meet.
So where'd you guys meet? Well, we met in Tallahassee. So I was producing.
I thought you said
Speaker 27
you couldn't find nobody in Tallahassee. She didn't come from Tallahassee.
Oh.
Speaker 27
So I was producing her sister. Okay.
I was producing her sister and we had just finished her sister's album and her sister was like, hey, come listen to to my album, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 27 I hit hit a gangster part. Yeah,
Speaker 27
this is the part I've been waiting for. We go to the gangster part.
We listen to her sister's album.
Speaker 27
They leave out the house. First of all, my house is in shambles.
Yeah,
Speaker 27 my whole entire studio is running off of a generator because my power's off, because we didn't pay the bills.
Speaker 27 Okay, all right. So now, not only is she looking past that, she's looking past how
Speaker 27 awful my room smells i haven't been taking showers any of that she walks out the room
Speaker 27 with all of her friends and their sisters after listening to her sister's album she says hey don't nobody talk to him i'm that's my husband i'm gonna marry him that what she said i didn't say i didn't do shit
Speaker 27 i didn't do nothing damn imagine me dropped out of school
Speaker 27
And then she walked out the house and said, all right, nobody talked to him. That's the weird thing now.
I didn't say nothing to her in the place.
Speaker 27 She just, she, she saw what was happening. Now,
Speaker 27 that's when,
Speaker 27 you know, when people talk about like twin flames,
Speaker 27
being married before and shit like that. Like, she said that she felt like there was something that was already there.
And when she saw me, she was like, there was something that she like
Speaker 27 needed to address that. And she told everybody when she got back in the
Speaker 27
hey, don't talk to him. That's my husband.
Boom, boom, boom. But it just so happened that it was her sister's birthday.
Speaker 27 And the girl that she was in the group with that I was producing, it was her birthday as well. Now, they were like, hey, we're, we just finished the album.
Speaker 27 We're going to go to our house or our apartment and we're going to have a little party. So all the girls got in the car.
Speaker 27
They went to the party. And all my guys, me and them, got in the car.
So, when she got in the car, she was like, Hey, don't nobody talk to him. That's my husband.
That's
Speaker 27
this is what it is, right? And everybody was like, Okay, we good. I got in the car.
I was like, I was like, Hey, we about to all these
Speaker 27
wanted to come with us. And I'm about to all of them.
Yeah, okay,
Speaker 27 so we got this. So, the crazy thing is, I kept a
Speaker 27
I kept the camcorder on me at all times. Yes.
I always had it on me. So I have the first night that we met on camera.
Speaker 27 That had to be the 90s because the camcorder was big in the 90s. Even the J out of JVC.
Speaker 27
This is early 2000s. 2000, yep.
It was early 2000s. But you got to think, like, even on that same, on that same tape, I had like when Phil Mob got signed.
Like when they got their chain. Yeah.
Speaker 27 I had like when I first did my did my first hook on that same
Speaker 27 on that same tape and then like right at the end of the tape that was the first night that we fucked on the
Speaker 27
lot going on in that one tape. It was a high eight so it was like 80 minutes.
We had a lot of space. Hopefully you don't burn that tape.
Speaker 27 You don't want nobody
Speaker 27
to do it. I don't know where it is.
I hope my kids don't find it.
Speaker 27 They're gonna catch hell at the end of that bitch.
Speaker 27
So let me get this straight. Because then club husband, you say you ain't gotta buy, got to pay for drinks no more.
But you also had a hit song say, buy you a drink. So what damn.
Speaker 27
That's what I'm saying. You ain't got to pay for drinks no more.
Oh, she ain't got you going to buy them. So you ain't got to pay for drinks no more.
Speaker 27
That's your job. You coming in.
Because I'm going to buy you a drink.
Speaker 27
I brought it back. I bought it back, Santa.
Can I tell you something, Payne?
Speaker 27 Real talk.
Speaker 27 I've never.
Speaker 27
I'm not hearing this shit. I don't want to hear it.
Listen,
Speaker 27
don't finish that thing because I know what you're about to say. I've never and I refuse to believe it.
I swear to God.
Speaker 27
Unless she was with me. Like we go, like we obviously go to a restaurant and I'm buying a drink.
But like go to a you ain't never been at the bar. Never.
Speaker 27 Never.
Speaker 27
I never a been at a restaurant and I'm by myself with my boys or I'm by myself. Send that girl a chance.
Send her a child. You know billionaires exist? Yes.
Speaker 27
You know some of them. I do.
You know some of them. I know a few.
We have friends that are billionaires.
Speaker 27 Now we can't just,
Speaker 27
it's like, hey, while I'm at the bar, everybody drinks is free. You ain't never done that.
No. Hell no.
Speaker 27 Hell to the no.
Speaker 27 Shaq is going to kill you. Okay.
Speaker 27 No.
Speaker 27 I ain't never had. Okay, you ain't never been at a foot locker like, hey, buy the little kid some shoes.
Speaker 27 No.
Speaker 27 Let me tell you,
Speaker 27 the most I've done. You're a dick, though.
Speaker 27
Oh, my God. The best I've done, Payne.
What about this? What about this, Payne? No, I done bought shoes just because I was buying shoes and I felt bad. What about this?
Speaker 27
What about this, Payne? Somebody a little short on the grocery money, and I've been lying, and I'm getting impatient. Don't worry about it.
I got that.
Speaker 27
Little 40-50. That's still serving you.
Yeah, because you impatient.
Speaker 27 But they have been serving you because you impatient.
Speaker 27 But I felt bad. Well,
Speaker 27
there has been a few that just been like, they'll get behind like old ladies. And then when it's time to pay, they're like, bam, here's the card.
Bam. Bow.
Speaker 27 On the, you know,
Speaker 27 tap tap, jump.
Speaker 27 Yeah, I do that, but you, you sound like you just want to leave.
Speaker 27 Most of the time, I do just do self-checkout.
Speaker 27 You know,
Speaker 27 and then
Speaker 27 because you
Speaker 27 a big black.
Speaker 27 So it's going to take more time because now they got to check everything you got. Yeah, no.
Speaker 27 I just gave them, I just gave them a little bit of a shit.
Speaker 27
Now you got to show this little white lady all your lube. And you got to show this little white lady.
No. You got to show this little white lady you buying condoms.
Speaker 27 You can't just walk out of there with that stuff. You got to, why don't you just buy somebody else's shit?
Speaker 27
And just say, I'm buying some real embarrassing shit. No.
Maybe, maybe
Speaker 27 we should walk out of here at the same time. No, but I think the thing is, like, if you,
Speaker 27
but I think, I feel that if I send somebody a drink, they think something else comes along with that. So I've just never done it.
That's literally what it's for. Oh, no.
What did you not?
Speaker 27 How in the,
Speaker 27 okay, first of all, why are you in the club?
Speaker 27
Mainly, because my boys, I would go, I mean, when it was, we was in Devorah, I would go, I would go with them once every day. None of y'all want ass at all.
I don't know what, I'm just saying me.
Speaker 27 Because I'm going home.
Speaker 27 It's a safe ass.
Speaker 27 If you don't want to ass in the club, man, you got to stay out of that.
Speaker 27
That's all it's going to be. I ain't been in a minute.
That's all.
Speaker 27 You ain't been in the club in a minute. You know what?
Speaker 27
I haven't either. I haven't either.
And that makes sense.
Speaker 27 Something has happened to the club
Speaker 27 to where it's like it's not beneficial to actually be there anymore. See?
Speaker 27 Now, now, I will say this: the younger generation,
Speaker 27
they do not want to drink anymore. Right.
They don't want to smoke anymore. Well,
Speaker 27 mostly because they've been seeing documentaries about people getting drugged and
Speaker 27
getting taken. Like, don't put out the Jeffrey Dahmer shit and then think that people are going to just be drinking all the time.
Like, don't do that. That's not, that's never going to be a thing.
Speaker 27 That's just stupid as hell. But,
Speaker 27 you know, I know that. But when you go to the club,
Speaker 27
you can't hide, though. No.
You can't hide because you're seven feet tall.
Speaker 27 This concludes the first half of my conversation. Part two is also posted, and you can access it to whichever podcast platform you just listen to part one on.
Speaker 27 Just simply go back to Club Sheter profile, and I'll see you there.
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